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Speaker 1: three out of four people on this show can't legally

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Speaker 1: of previous felonies. That's why I'll let you guess who's

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Speaker 1: I'm still guessing. That's why I was happy when we

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Speaker 1: got an email saying would you mind posing as a

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Speaker 1: rent a car company and screwing with my husband while

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Speaker 1: he's on vacation. And we said absolutely yes, because if

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Speaker 1: we can't drive them, we might as well prank our

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Speaker 1: right now on the twenties. Hello, Hi, I'm with torn

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Speaker 1: a car. My name is Justin Incredible. Sorry, your your

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Speaker 1: name's Wyatt? It's justin Credible? Is my last name? Because

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry? Is this mister David Waits? Yes, yes it is. Hi,

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Speaker 1: David can I call you Dave, maybe davey David. David's fine, okay, sorry,

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Speaker 1: just trying to have some fun anyway, David, I see

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Speaker 1: here on my screen that you are currently running one

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Speaker 1: of our vehicles. Looks like it's a twenty nineteen Ford

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Speaker 1: Fusion Sedan. Who fancy. Yeah, yes, they're they're like an

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Speaker 1: issue or something. No, there's no issue, but we did

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Speaker 1: receive a notification in our system that says your premium

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Speaker 1: subscription wasn't activated. My Wyatt, your premium subscription according to

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Speaker 1: the contract that you signed at the rental counter. You

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Speaker 1: thing about what you're talking about. Oh no, that's okay.

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Speaker 1: This is just a courtesy call letting you know that

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Speaker 1: starting at noon today, all of your premium features will disappear,

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Speaker 1: and that includes all the function of your windshield wipers. Wait,

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Speaker 1: wait what my windshield wipers? Yeah? Yeah, those only come

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Speaker 1: for advantage advantage. So you're saying I have to pay

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Speaker 1: extra to use my windshield wipers. Yes, but I think

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Speaker 1: we can both agree. That's a pretty important add on,

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Speaker 1: an add on, do it? I think you should pay

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Speaker 1: the subscription your windshield. Like what a rain? That's a

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Speaker 1: good thought. Rain does happen occasionally, depends on the cloud. Oh,

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Speaker 1: also due at noon, make sure to take any valuables

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Speaker 1: out of the trunk because we will, we will permanently lie.

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Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? That's also part of the premium subscription,

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Speaker 1: the CD AD Man, I need to use my trunk

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Speaker 1: and I'm going to see my family the airport tonight,

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Speaker 1: you know what, my bag. Instead of focusing on the

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Speaker 1: negative and what you're not getting, let's take a look

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Speaker 1: at the tremendous value you're receiving under our advantage basic plan. No,

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Speaker 1: that's not this is not happening. You'll still be able

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Speaker 1: to turn on your car. Oh that's important. Okay, So

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Speaker 1: you're saying that I can actually turn on the car

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Speaker 1: that i'm paying money for use. Thank you, Thank you

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Speaker 1: for the general authors. You're welcome. By the way, your

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Speaker 1: side mirrors will still be active, at least the driver's

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Speaker 1: side one will be. I would try not to make

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Speaker 1: a lot of right turns. This is I've literally rented

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Speaker 1: from your company, like for over a decade and nothing

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Speaker 1: like this has ever happened. What is going on? We

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Speaker 1: understand your frustration, sir, but listen. With inflation supply chain issues,

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Speaker 1: every company has to look for new business models in

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Speaker 1: order to survive. And that's why advantage advantage, advantage advantage

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Speaker 1: about you qua advantage. I'm going to the airport and

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Speaker 1: I'm going to turn into stupid card. Okay, well that's

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Speaker 1: your choice. Just do it before noon because after that

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Speaker 1: your speed is going to be restricted to forty miles

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Speaker 1: an hour and you won't want to drive on the freeway. Legal.

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Speaker 1: How are you? How is this allowed? It's just it's

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Speaker 1: just a courtesy call, and we appreciate your business. Sam.

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Speaker 1: Are you laughing at me right now? I'm stressed and

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Speaker 1: I don't know what to do when you're laughing, sir.

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Speaker 1: Me and a lot of people are laughing at you

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Speaker 1: because you're on the radio right now. Why. Yeah, this

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Speaker 1: is actually Jose from Bricka Jeffrey in the morning. We're

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Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. Man. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: your wife Rena set you up. She said, when you

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Speaker 1: rented a car, you just like sign the agreement without

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Speaker 1: reading anything and emailed us so we can mess with

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Speaker 1: you all you're on vacation. I was so busy, you guys,

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Speaker 1: I could tell I was literally just about to grab

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Speaker 1: average everything from the trunk and just leave the cards

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Speaker 1: abandon it. Oh I'm sorry, the trunk is actually locked now,

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Speaker 1: so good luck with that. Oh, if you want that,

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Speaker 1: you can sign up for our septuple advantage. That's advantage

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Speaker 1: advantage advantage of Okay, but it is trademarked. Don't steal it. Sure.

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Speaker 1: The week of every morning was still weekday mornings on

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Speaker 1: the twenties, Broke and Jeffrey in the morning Morning