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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. The

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Speaker 1: subject he is soon I was stupid. Uhh, we'll get

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Speaker 1: into it in just a little bit. Right now, speaking

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Speaker 1: of stupid, guess what time it is you don't tie?

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Speaker 1: That you don't tie is not stupid, he gets it

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Speaker 1: right away. Ass and stupidity. I like, all right, the

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Speaker 1: nephew is here with today's praying phone call. What's you

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Speaker 1: guy for us? Nough? Cold truck drove to truck drove.

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Speaker 1: That sounds pretty pretty, you know you cold truck drop.

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Speaker 1: Let's go here go They don't blew out the whole

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Speaker 1: electrical system. Hello. Hello, I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to find Candy's skinny. Man. Okay, you you are you

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Speaker 1: the guy with the toe truck. You're you're the toe

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Speaker 1: truck driver truck? Okay, Hey, man, you jump started my

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Speaker 1: girl's car three days ago and blew the old electrical

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Speaker 1: system out. Man, I did, hold on, hold on, let

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Speaker 1: me get back to my truck, you said, I did

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Speaker 1: what man? You do jump people's vehicles when they when

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Speaker 1: they got to stall vehicle, don't you that's what I do.

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Speaker 1: I jumped vehicles. Okay, so you actually did my my

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Speaker 1: girl's car about three days ago. Man, you just started

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Speaker 1: her car. But now when you you over jumped it,

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Speaker 1: it's what you did, Okay. You didn't blow out the

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Speaker 1: whole electrical system in the whole car. The dad boy

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Speaker 1: everything is just completely out. And they're talking about this's

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Speaker 1: gonna be to get this thing. I'm sorry now, it

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Speaker 1: was just my name Kimp man. But you you might Ceila. Man,

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Speaker 1: you jump started, you over jumped hardcore. Well just wait,

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Speaker 1: wait a minute, Canada, there's no such thing as over

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Speaker 1: jump in the car. You can't over jump a car, man, Man,

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Speaker 1: let me tell your car now ever told you that?

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Speaker 1: That's just now, that's just hey, let me tell you something. Man.

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Speaker 1: You overjumped my girl's car. Okay, and you blew out

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Speaker 1: up a car, well do you mean you can? That's

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Speaker 1: what you did. Man. You didn't blow out the entire

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Speaker 1: electrical system. The entire dadsboard is completely dead. The people

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Speaker 1: at the dealership saying it's gonna take fifteen hundred dollars

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Speaker 1: to get this thing backed up and run it. Well,

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Speaker 1: you may want to take it. Come of there because

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Speaker 1: they're trying to rip you off. There's no such there

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Speaker 1: ain't no such thing is over jumping a car and blowing.

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Speaker 1: And if she drove off that day, then she should

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Speaker 1: be fine. I've jumped plenty of cars. I jumped cars

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Speaker 1: all day long. People always need to jump I know one.

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Speaker 1: I've never over jumped. Look, you overjumped this car, okay,

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Speaker 1: and that's the reason why it's completely shut down. All

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Speaker 1: the fuels have blown out, everything is completely dead. You

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Speaker 1: over jumped the car. And now it's the fifteen hundred dollars.

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Speaker 1: And the reason why I'm calling you is you should

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Speaker 1: be the person paying for this. No, no, hell no, no,

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Speaker 1: now that's sure ain't gonna have I'm not gonna pay

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Speaker 1: for something I didn't do. You know you did it.

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Speaker 1: You don't one over jumped it, man, You over jumped

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Speaker 1: the car. I don't old jump cars. Now that in

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Speaker 1: now wait a minute, now, wait just one man, Now,

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Speaker 1: I'm not don't argue with you. I jugh cars all

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Speaker 1: the time. And you mean to tell me I overjumped

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Speaker 1: your you you're oh, you know what you're gonna get you? Well,

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Speaker 1: if I don't get this fifteen hundred dollars I'm sorry

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Speaker 1: you said what You're gonna get your swoop if I

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Speaker 1: don't get this fifteen hundred dollars to take care of

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Speaker 1: this whole car in the whole electrical system. Well, I

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Speaker 1: tell you what. I'm over here on Martin Luther King

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Speaker 1: right now. Now. If you're talking about whooping somebody, you

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Speaker 1: bring tone over here. Now. I don't over jumped, no cars,

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Speaker 1: and I don't whole You know money? Is you only

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Speaker 1: fifteen herd the dollars You caught your son, but you

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Speaker 1: only son. Let me tell you something, You'll be in

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Speaker 1: and women straight up your I'm not playing with you now.

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Speaker 1: Don't well don't talk to people like this, and I

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Speaker 1: me like that, whooping. You gotta let you know what.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna mess around and get your little cold truck

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Speaker 1: I can get my girl cost because I don't owe you.

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Speaker 1: Where did I jump this car off? Because that's exactly

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Speaker 1: where I meet. Yet you you jump my girl caf

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Speaker 1: and her job. She was downtown at her job. What street?

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Speaker 1: Because I'm down there a lot, I don't know what street,

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Speaker 1: but she see where downtown? So that's your problem. You're

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Speaker 1: such a dumb she don't even know what treat it? Tom,

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Speaker 1: And you know I don't want you fifteen hundred dollars.

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Speaker 1: You are crazy. And he let me know what what I'm sifting. Hunter.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get this fifthteen hunting out you. Now you're

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Speaker 1: If you're gonna bring me the fifteen hunters today or

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Speaker 1: tom All? How you you got your five o'clock tomorrow? Son,

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Speaker 1: You ain't gotta wait on tomorrow. I made my decision

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Speaker 1: right now. I ain't gonna happen. I ain't ever gonna happen.

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Speaker 1: I don't owe you. And if you can get it

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Speaker 1: out of my son, you can have it. But I

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Speaker 1: met you this much. You better pack much. It's gonna

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Speaker 1: how long it's gonna be. You wanna get a fifteen

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Speaker 1: candy man. You're gonna play. You're gonna play the fifteen

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Speaker 1: hunter dollar. You call me what you want to call me, son,

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Speaker 1: but I tell you that after you you'll call me

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Speaker 1: something else. You country. Listen, Son, I've gotta go. I

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Speaker 1: got work to do. I've got somebody outside rate waiting

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Speaker 1: on me right now to hook up the car. I

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Speaker 1: ain't got time to be arguing with you, sir, all

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Speaker 1: right now, if you really want to find me, you

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Speaker 1: really want to find candy man, everybody out there knows

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Speaker 1: how to find me. You understand me. So if you

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Speaker 1: get it. But I ain't got trying to be sitting

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Speaker 1: I gotta get back out of this truck. I got

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Speaker 1: one more thing I need to tell you, and I

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Speaker 1: you and say about me giving you fifteen I'll tell

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Speaker 1: you what I want to tell you. This. This is

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Speaker 1: nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning to show you

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Speaker 1: just got franked by another record driver named you tell

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Speaker 1: what that? Sib that? So you know what you're listening

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Speaker 1: to this because I owe you a fifteen hundred dollars.

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Speaker 1: Hey man, you know what I like about these frank coms?

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Speaker 1: What everybody wants to put objects in your ass? Everybody

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Speaker 1: was some one put some in your a. I wasn't

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Speaker 1: expecting that either, Jane Well, I was going to say, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I catch the nephew. The nephew is

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Speaker 1: coming to town Orlando, Florida the Improv Memorial Day weekend.

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Speaker 1: That would be Friday and Saturday two on Friday three

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Speaker 1: on Saturday, I would be at the Improv. Ticket your

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Speaker 1: on sale, Red Naw. Did you hear what I said?

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say again, I see it, Red Naw. And

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Speaker 1: laying in the cut is the one and Only Tampa Florida.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's in June twenty seven. I'm at the Improv

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Speaker 1: Tampa Florida, takets on seeing and then my home state

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Speaker 1: Clean Texas. July sixteen, seventeen and eighteen is called twice

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Speaker 1: as Funny comedy club. Twice as funny. Comedy club, you've

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Speaker 1: got to be twice as funny. If you already been there,

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Speaker 1: you've gotta come back and be more funnier than that.

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Speaker 1: And I'm gonna be all that. Okay. So that's six

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Speaker 1: seventeen eighteen. Oh you lie, And there you have it.

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Speaker 1: It's that nephew out there, grabbing that microphone again, doing it,

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Speaker 1: doing it, doing it? Well, yes, yes, I know, just

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Speaker 1: truck up out of me, man times. Is that a hitch?

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Speaker 1: All right, thank you nephew coming up. It is the

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Speaker 1: strawberry letter subject. He assumed I was stupid. So what

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Speaker 1: we're doing here is following stupid with stupid, and we'll

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Speaker 1: get into it. That didn't, that didn't, That didn't do

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Speaker 1: that didn't. You're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show