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Speaker 1: All right, you found us on a Friday. Welcome to

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Speaker 1: the podcast, Alexis. How many five hour.

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Speaker 2: Energy bottles did you count in the trash can? I

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Speaker 2: think it was eleven?

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Speaker 3: Oh guys, fifty energy?

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Speaker 4: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Let's just hope Jeffrey's heart doesn't explode. His fuel for

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Speaker 2: his parody song.

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Speaker 1: Today's song of the week is in well today's podcast.

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Speaker 2: There it goes, let's start it now.

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Speaker 5: We're going to try a new segment on the show.

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Speaker 5: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Yeah what you

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Speaker 5: got because as you know, we are innovators in entertainment

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Speaker 5: and no one is ever duplicators.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, people copy you.

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Speaker 2: It's like the highest form of flattery.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, well yeah, they wish they could copy us on

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Speaker 5: this do it, but they can't keep up. So, ladies

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Speaker 5: and gentlemen, welcome to good news, bad news.

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Speaker 6: I love it, real news.

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Speaker 5: Stories, but with a twist of good or bad at

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Speaker 5: the very end.

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Speaker 2: I'm down.

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Speaker 3: Let's get right into it. You'll understand.

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Speaker 5: First piece of news, the TSA says they're going to

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Speaker 5: increase the three ounces.

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Speaker 3: Of liquid rule news.

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Speaker 5: That is welcome news because now you can finally bring

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Speaker 5: like a normal sized toothpaste on.

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Speaker 3: The plane with you.

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Speaker 5: The bad news it's not gonna happen for sixteen years, Jo.

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Speaker 3: I'm serious. They're making these new scanners for it.

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Speaker 5: It's going to take two decades to produce talking about it.

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Speaker 1: This is why people are still confused when they're waiting

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Speaker 1: in the TSA.

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Speaker 5: It's not all good news. Remember, some of it is

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Speaker 5: bad news. The next good news bad news. This past year,

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Speaker 5: companies have been firing less people, Brook, why did you win?

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Speaker 3: Set that we're firing.

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Speaker 2: Lest it is good? But what's coming next?

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Speaker 7: Well, you know, bad news.

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Speaker 5: Maybe you're thinking, wow, the big wigs are finally appreciating

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Speaker 5: the working class. Actually, no bad news. They're just not

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Speaker 5: calling it firing anymore. They're calling it layoffs because that

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Speaker 5: terminology hurts people's feelings. Less still letting go just as

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Speaker 5: many people.

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Speaker 8: One more.

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Speaker 2: If you want.

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Speaker 5: Job, one more good news, bad news, We're gonna start

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Speaker 5: with the bad.

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Speaker 3: News on this one.

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Speaker 5: First good study show the average American requires less sleep

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Speaker 5: to function normally.

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Speaker 3: No, it's bad.

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Speaker 5: It's troubling because we all love sleeping, I know. But

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Speaker 5: here's the good news. Instead of sleep, the average American

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Speaker 5: takes five lazy days a month to relax.

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Speaker 3: Hey, that's sixty.

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Speaker 5: Days a year where you do absolutely nothing all day

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Speaker 5: long for.

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Speaker 4: Your mental average.

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Speaker 8: Let's go.

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Speaker 1: I think that Jose is the one that's skewing.

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Speaker 5: Sixty days of doom scrolling, watching TV and listening to

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Speaker 5: the Brook and Jeffrey podcast.

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Speaker 2: Or do these people have kids or jobs or anything.

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Speaker 5: No, they do, but they ignore all of that just

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Speaker 5: to listen to our show. Yeah, more good news, bad news.

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Speaker 5: Time for shock Collar. Question of the day, bad news.

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Speaker 5: One of us is definitely getting electrocuted in the wrote,

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Speaker 5: So Jake, it's up to you.

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Speaker 3: Now, good news, bad news, shot collar. Let's do it, all.

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Speaker 8: Right, listen up. I know this is gonna be difficult

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Speaker 8: for this group, but you're gonna have to actually be

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Speaker 8: funny for today's shot color.

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Speaker 4: Someone call my agent.

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Speaker 7: I did not.

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Speaker 8: Agree to this, Jake, all right, I've heard this show

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Speaker 8: once or twice, and I know that's not really Your

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Speaker 8: guys are strong, but I have no choice because today

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Speaker 8: is National tell a Joke Day. My God, I'm gonna

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Speaker 8: try and make it as easy as possible for you

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Speaker 8: for to come across as funny as we do. A

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Speaker 8: special finish the pun edition of twenty of twenty. It's

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Speaker 8: very simple. I'll read the setup of a pun. You

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Speaker 8: just have to correctly figure out the punchline and you're safe.

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Speaker 2: We do this every day.

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Speaker 8: If you screw it up and you get it wrong,

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Speaker 8: and you embarrass me in front of our dozens of listeners,

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Speaker 8: you'll be at risk for your execution from a dog shot.

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Speaker 2: Because like an exaggeration.

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Speaker 8: And let's start with the woman who's an outspoken lover

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Speaker 8: of puns. That's Alexis. Alexis, here's your joke. Why did

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Speaker 8: Adele cross the road?

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Speaker 4: I feel runs the road?

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Speaker 1: One of our songs rolling in the Deep that has

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Speaker 1: nothing to do with it.

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Speaker 6: Oh, what's her song?

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Speaker 1: Hello from Oh it's something about hello and to say

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Speaker 1: hello from the other side, to.

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Speaker 8: Say hello from the other side, it's correct, funny work, Alexis.

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Speaker 8: I knew you loved puns. We're overed up, brook Brook.

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Speaker 8: Here's your joke. What kind of concert only costs forty

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Speaker 2: Fifty concert would cost fifty cents?

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Speaker 8: I know this.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this is kind of a famous one.

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Speaker 9: Famous.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, you have something to do with fifty cents.

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Speaker 3: We can't help you.

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Speaker 6: Why can't you help me? Is that the rule nickelback

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Speaker 6: fifty with nickelback, Yeah, a.

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Speaker 8: Fifty cent concert feet true nickelback. That's correct.

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Speaker 6: Where's the math.

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Speaker 3: It's so refreshing for us to actually be funny.

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Speaker 8: We're over to Jose now, Jose, here's your joke. What

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Speaker 8: did the grape say when it got crushed?

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Speaker 2: Oh? What would Why would it be funny get smashed?

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Speaker 2: And maybe it would?

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Speaker 3: I why what are you doing?

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Speaker 2: Help?

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Speaker 3: No, you're not supposed to give each other the answer.

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Speaker 4: I'll say wine.

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Speaker 8: Just let out a little wine.

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Speaker 6: I don't want him to fail.

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Speaker 2: He would have been upset for the next three hours.

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Speaker 2: He loves a good joke. He wants to hear more

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Speaker 8: All right, Jeffrey, were over to you. A crazy wife

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Speaker 8: says to her husband that mooser falling from the sky.

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Speaker 8: The husband says, it's what.

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Speaker 5: Oh man, these are tough puns.

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Speaker 3: The world is ending. That's not goods fall.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm thinking like it's raining men.

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Speaker 3: No, oh, it's it's rein deer.

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Speaker 8: It's rein deer. That's correct, Jeffrey, we're four.

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Speaker 4: Hard.

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Speaker 8: We're back to Alexis.

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Speaker 10: Who's your joke.

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Speaker 8: I had a crazy dream last night. I was swimming

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Speaker 6: I immediate Oe, it was fanta. It was faint, faint,

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Speaker 8: Yeah, Alexis, I was looking for. It was a Fanta

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Speaker 6: This is why I hate.

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Speaker 8: We're over to Brook now, Brooke. Here's your joke. Ladies.

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Speaker 8: If your guy can't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need

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Speaker 4: It's such a good one.

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Speaker 2: Fruit jokes.

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Speaker 1: If ladies, if you're a guy, can't, you need to

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Speaker 1: let that vegetable.

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Speaker 2: You need to let him go. You need to oh rock.

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Speaker 3: Open mic night, Come on, Brook, nail the joke.

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Speaker 8: No, don't give you right.

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Speaker 6: There's a fruit joke and he doesn't think he doesn't

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Speaker 8: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 10: That's the time.

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Speaker 8: You need to let that man go.

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Speaker 4: Mango, Mango.

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Speaker 8: We're over to Jose, Jose. You need to get this

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Speaker 8: plenty of twenty pressure. Did you hear about the restaurant

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Speaker 2: Wi Fi.

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Speaker 8: Like lunar.

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Speaker 11: Oh my god, it's a space joke a space rocks.

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Speaker 8: I can't think I'm sorry, times up looking for atmosphere. Jeffrey,

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Speaker 8: you've won today's edition.

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Speaker 4: Of Good Job, Good Job.

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Speaker 5: Jeff got a good set right now on stage in

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Speaker 5: honor of Brooke and her fifty cent nickelback question, somebody

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Speaker 5: wanted to hear candy shop.

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Speaker 3: By fifty centsquest?

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Speaker 5: Who better to do it than the one that grinded

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Speaker 5: to it back in high school?

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Speaker 2: Brook Fox, I'll take you there. I'll take you to

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Speaker 2: the candy show. I'll let you lick the lollipop.

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Speaker 5: Don't your shot collar question of the day that was

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Speaker 5: knew I did. Now it's back to the non funny

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Speaker 5: part of the show. With your phone tap coming up

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Speaker 5: in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 12: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, let me ask.

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Speaker 5: The room a question. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 5: Would you prefer Oreo flavored Coca Cola or Coca Cola

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Speaker 5: flavored Oreos?

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Speaker 2: That one second second.

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Speaker 5: Second, you want Coca Cola flavored Oreos like.

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Speaker 1: You know, like the Coca Cola candies, like they're so good,

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Speaker 2: The filling was like that, Okay, why because the other one?

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Speaker 6: So I'm going to drink something that sweet.

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Speaker 8: I like to eat more than I like to drink.

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Speaker 3: Well, like juices are sweet.

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Speaker 2: Okay, did you ask a question to argue our opinions.

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Speaker 3: I'm just asking you to discuss. I'm curious what you think.

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Speaker 12: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I don't have a lot more to ask. Sorry for

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Speaker 2: asking that question, dissertation.

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Speaker 6: I think corcor Cola flavored oreos.

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Speaker 3: I just asked you why you preferred. Sorry, well, guess what.

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Speaker 5: Starting next month for a limited time, they are doing both.

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Speaker 2: So your question didn't even matter.

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Speaker 8: I was just wondering when.

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Speaker 5: You want okayrding nobsco. The cookies have a cola inspired

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Speaker 5: taste and they have read that the fans know and love.

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Speaker 3: I'm showing the picture to my co host.

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Speaker 5: One side of the oreo looks normal and then one

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Speaker 5: side is red while the white cream has edible glitters to.

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Speaker 1: Make it look like See that it's a red cookie

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Speaker 1: on the bottom that says Coca Cola and those it's

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Speaker 1: a good it's a solid American collab. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: After the soda, it's like everything else with quote flavorful

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Speaker 5: hints inspired by Oreos.

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Speaker 2: It's no, it's just chocolate, Like that's what I would imagine.

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Speaker 5: Maybe this is a selling point. Unlike the cookies. The

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Speaker 5: soda is zero sugar.

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Speaker 8: Zero cab.

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Speaker 2: I hate you know that.

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Speaker 1: I hate that zero snow flavor stuff. It's like that aspertain,

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Speaker 7: So good.

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Speaker 5: Both being rolled out to stores this September with a

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Speaker 2: It's not good for you.

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Speaker 5: It's the radio segment that's been pitching local high school

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Speaker 5: The segment where we read weird news stories around the

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Speaker 3: Except we've got a laser. Those other quadrilattie baddies just don't.

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Speaker 5: This first laser story is out of Virginia. A forty

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Speaker 5: All you can eat wings, riblets are shrimp deal.

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Speaker 2: It's going to be the end of them. Look what

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Speaker 4: We ate them out.

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Speaker 5: Well, they are not messing around about the all you

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Speaker 5: And her name is shaw Nisha Cobbs, and she arrested

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Speaker 5: Things escalated when the bill came and the manager charged

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Speaker 3: This next laser story is out of fast food Central.

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Speaker 5: Taco Bell announced that they're bringing back one popular menu

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Speaker 4: Give me a double date.

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Speaker 5: Everything on the list costs three dollars or less. So

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Speaker 5: People are wondering why they would.

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Speaker 3: Bring it back.

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Speaker 5: From the seventies, the green burrito already, don't worry, it's

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Speaker 5: Babies up ree fried beans, onions, cheese, and green tomatillo sauce.

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Speaker 2: A mysterious green burrito.

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Speaker 2: Jose, They're not bringing back.

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Speaker 4: Your face tacout.

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Speaker 5: This next Lazer story is out of the name games.

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Speaker 5: Seems like every kid is being named Liam and Olivia

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Speaker 5: Number one Elmo, I think was a cute name.

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Speaker 5: Obviously, people are like, probably not going to name my

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Speaker 2: Back to Elmo.

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Speaker 5: I can't imagine a little baby named Gary. Well fun fact,

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Speaker 3: for the day. We're doing again at the same time.

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Speaker 12: On Monday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: How far would you push the limits in order to

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Speaker 5: I just need you to answer one question for me.

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Speaker 5: Is she's Zilla or no Zilla? It's Brooke and Jeffrey

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Speaker 5: They wanted to do the ceremony at the world famous

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Speaker 1: Now was she going through ticket Master? And do we

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Speaker 1: also have to pay one hundred dollars ticket point?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: So yeah, a little steep. But the bride did bring

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Speaker 5: up a good point. She said, people are willing to

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Speaker 5: spend way more than that to see Taylor Swift and

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Speaker 5: Beyonce in concert. Why wouldn't they willing to do the

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Speaker 5: same thing for the ones that they love the most.

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Speaker 3: You're not Taylor Swift or Beyonce.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, but like it's your best friend, I would buy

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Speaker 6: the ticket.

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Speaker 3: Sounds pretty reasonable to me.

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Speaker 1: If my best friend said I'm gonna charge you a

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Speaker 1: ticket if it's your best friend, yeah, I mean I

469
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Speaker 1: would talk crap behind her back, probably.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, a little bit and crack tie.

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Speaker 5: So Nova and her fiance sent out three hundred and

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Speaker 5: fifty ticket invitations and they sold sixty tickets.

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Speaker 8: Say you're not a drawn.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, so she that's a TikTok to share her idea.

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Speaker 5: Maybe try and drum up some more support. Some of

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Speaker 5: the comments said, quote talk about Taki and I'd like

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Speaker 5: one ticket for w t F and one for rude as.

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Speaker 2: Weird because it really is not a bad value.

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Speaker 4: You lied.

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Speaker 3: So what do we think zilla or no Zilla for

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Speaker 3: this bride?

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Speaker 1: I mean, was she happy at the end of her

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Speaker 1: with her decisions?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Good question, Like if she.

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Speaker 1: Was mad that people didn't buy tickets and Zilla, but

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Speaker 1: if she was cool that only sixty people came.

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Speaker 11: Then yeah, z hey, maybe maybe she's like, look, we

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Speaker 11: have five hundred people, let's get it.

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Speaker 8: Down to fit.

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Speaker 4: She absolutely got it down all right.

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Speaker 5: So yeah, definitely hearing haters who are obviously jealous of

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Speaker 5: her and her idea. It's not necessarily the cringiest thing

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Speaker 5: a bride or groom has ever done for their wedding day.

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Speaker 5: And I know that because we found a survey where

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Speaker 5: people share the biggest nightmare bride and groom stories they

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Speaker 5: ever recounted.

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Speaker 6: My friends are honest.

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Speaker 5: Filling out the survey listen tire List is off of

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Speaker 5: Alexis's Facebook.

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Speaker 3: So here we go.

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Speaker 5: This first one said, I went to a wedding where

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Speaker 5: the groom had a dip of tobacco in during the

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Speaker 5: ceremony and his groom's cake was designed to look like

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Speaker 5: a can of Copenhagen.

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Speaker 3: There was a literal.

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Speaker 5: Gold splatoon at the altar because the bride thought it

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Speaker 5: would make his habit look classier.

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Speaker 1: Your first kiss is with a big dip in the

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Speaker 1: kind of cute.

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Speaker 8: If it's like all right, and to say I do.

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Speaker 7: Make it ding, I like it.

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Speaker 5: Next one, the bride and groom chose to sing their

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Speaker 5: vows to each other.

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Speaker 1: God, I hate no hold on knogging vows, I can't stand.

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Speaker 4: I love singing vows.

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Speaker 5: Neither one had a good singing voice, so they knew that,

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Speaker 5: and they both used auto tuned microphones. They we got

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Speaker 5: to the chorus, which they had written together, and expected

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Speaker 5: the guests to join in and sing along with them.

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Speaker 5: The singing lasted for literally twenty minutes.

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Speaker 1: Noddy, see video of that wedding so bad?

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Speaker 2: This is breaking.

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Speaker 5: We're looking at a survey of the cringiest things brides

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Speaker 5: and grims have ever done at their own weddings. This

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Speaker 5: one says weirdest wedding I went to was where the

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Speaker 5: bride's parents were ridiculously conservative, so conservative that for the

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Speaker 5: party they made super edited versions of each song that

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Speaker 5: DJ played, including bleeping out the word shots from the

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Speaker 5: song shots by L mfao.

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Speaker 2: What else is said in that song?

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Speaker 4: Christ? Christ?

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Speaker 2: Christ, Christ Christ.

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Speaker 5: I know it sounds weird, but before we judge, let's

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Speaker 5: hear what a bleeped shots song would sound audio.

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Speaker 2: I love that we did it.

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Speaker 4: Everybody.

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Speaker 7: Oh damn, I would get down to that beat.

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Speaker 4: Imagine not knowing the song?

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Speaker 8: Are they sing?

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Speaker 3: That's a good time?

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Speaker 5: The next one, I went to a wedding where the

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Speaker 5: father of the groom had a heart attack during the

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Speaker 5: after party. The bride threw a gigantic fit and wouldn't

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Speaker 5: let the groom leave to go to the hospital with

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Speaker 5: his father. Instead, she insisted the wedding go on so

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Speaker 5: it didn't ruin her big night.

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Speaker 1: Right now, dude, I mean, could he have timed his

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Speaker 1: heart attack better than you?

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Speaker 12: Know?

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Speaker 7: What?

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Speaker 1: I mean?

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Speaker 5: Maybe he just want it out of there, at least

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Speaker 5: have a medical emergency outside.

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Speaker 1: He would probably have a panic attack because his son

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Speaker 1: was getting married.

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Speaker 5: To that woman and Finally, this one says, I went

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Speaker 5: to a wedding where the pastor used to date the

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Speaker 5: bride and started gushing about how wonderful she was.

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Speaker 3: He told the groom if he ever.

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Speaker 5: Died unexpectedly, not to worry because he would take care

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Speaker 5: of her.

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Speaker 4: Why would you have him be here?

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Speaker 8: Oh my god?

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Speaker 5: And the most insane part was how cool the groom

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Speaker 5: looked during the entire thing.

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Speaker 2: Oh God, is important. You want someone close to you,

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Speaker 2: maybe not that close.

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Speaker 6: Anything if they go off scripts.

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Speaker 8: Predecessor.

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Speaker 5: Those were the cringiest bride and grim stories from.

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Speaker 8: Their own wedding night.

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Speaker 3: Your phone TAP's coming.

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Speaker 12: Up, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: I am so happy about this phone tap because we're

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Speaker 5: finally going to address a question that we've spent countless

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00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:46,920
Speaker 5: hours thinking about on this show. That question is how

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Speaker 5: do we make people feel bad after they donated to charity?

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Speaker 3: High five guys, We did it.

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Speaker 5: All I had to do was create a stupid game

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Speaker 5: called beat the Buzzer.

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Speaker 2: Okay, it is funny.

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Speaker 5: You're gonna hear how it works, or I guess how

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Speaker 5: it doesn't work in your phone tap right now.

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Speaker 14: Another Hello, Hi.

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Speaker 1: My name is frieda loca from high school's pta is

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Speaker 1: this Andrew.

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Speaker 2: This is hi Andrew.

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Speaker 1: According to my notes, you want a prize at the

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Speaker 1: school silent auction last weekend, and the reason for my

591
00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:32,600
Speaker 1: call is just that all the auction winners are automatically

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Speaker 1: eligible for a special grand prize.

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Speaker 10: Really exciting. Yeah that's cool.

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00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:39,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's cool.

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Speaker 1: It's actually put on by the senior class. So I'd

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Speaker 1: like to introduce you to one of our seniors.

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Speaker 2: Trevor.

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Speaker 5: Bye.

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Speaker 10: Hi, Trevor.

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Speaker 15: Hi.

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00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:50,680
Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So for his senior project, he designed a game show

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Speaker 1: called Beat the Buzzer.

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Speaker 4: Yeah I did. I did it?

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Speaker 10: Cool? That's aw way to go, Thanks dad, I'm welcome.

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Speaker 10: I guess oh my dad.

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00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:11,440
Speaker 1: Okay, so Trevor just being serious right there. He doesn't

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Speaker 1: know his father, Trevor, remember what we talked about.

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Speaker 4: Please? Oh not all dads are created equal?

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00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:19,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so that's right.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, Okay, Trevor designed a game show that's we're getting

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Speaker 1: to to play with all of our auction winners over

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Speaker 1: the phone.

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Speaker 10: Oh well that's nice.

615
00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:29,600
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's exciting.

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Speaker 2: So Trevor, why don't you explain to him how it works?

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Speaker 11: Ah, it's this dope game and it's called beat the buzzer.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, he's going to need more than that.

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Speaker 1: Why don't we just tell you it's a game where

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Speaker 1: a computer voice will randomly say dollar amounts okay, and

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Speaker 1: if you win, you actually have an opportunity to take

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Speaker 1: home an extra twenty five hundred dollars.

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Speaker 12: Yay.

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Speaker 14: Wow, all right, I can't believe you guys, you're actually

625
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Speaker 14: doing this. That quite a bit of money.

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Speaker 1: The PTA put in a lot behind this project, and

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Speaker 1: you know Trevor's portion will go towards his community college fund.

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Speaker 14: Okay, ah, that's great.

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Speaker 2: Here we go. Are you ready?

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Speaker 14: Yeah, let's do it. Let's get a big amount here.

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Speaker 2: Okay, when Trevor, y'all stopped, then you both win that amount.

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00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:22,080
Speaker 13: Let's go start twenty dollars?

633
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Speaker 4: Stop?

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Speaker 10: What shoe?

635
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Speaker 14: So twenty?

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00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:31,959
Speaker 10: Yeah?

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00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:33,200
Speaker 2: What happened, Trevor?

638
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:34,360
Speaker 4: I got scared.

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Speaker 2: This isn't the first time we've done this, Trevor.

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Speaker 11: I know this sounds that were louder than I thought,

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Speaker 11: and so I panicked.

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Speaker 8: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 12: It was fun, though.

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Speaker 14: So is there like, so he's the one doing it all?

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Speaker 14: Or is there a chance that I get to say stop?

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Speaker 2: Or this is his senior project? He set it up

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Speaker 2: to where he y'all stopped.

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00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:53,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, I play the game.

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00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:57,360
Speaker 2: Okay. This money is going to his community college fund,

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Speaker 2: which is great. I don't think it would hurt to

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00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:02,000
Speaker 2: try it one more time.

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00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:04,160
Speaker 10: Right, yeah, yeah, if we could.

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Speaker 14: I mean, like, do they just like the numbers keep

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Speaker 14: climbing and then he says stop eventually?

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Speaker 4: Yeah they do. They go all the way up to

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Speaker 4: twenty five hundred.

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00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:16,240
Speaker 2: You know that's the idea. Yea is the idea.

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Speaker 14: Well, maybe Trevor, maybe you could even try like waiting

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Speaker 14: a little longer or something. Maybe you could.

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Speaker 4: Oh I didn't think of that. That's a better idea.

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Speaker 14: Yeah cool, let's yeah, let's try that way.

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Speaker 4: I don't kay, got it?

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Speaker 6: All right?

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Speaker 2: You two? Okay, time for you to play another Trevor

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Speaker 2: Senior project. Beat the buzzer.

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Speaker 10: Care we got Trevor, you got this?

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00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:39,320
Speaker 4: Oh man, I'm really nervous.

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00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:42,480
Speaker 14: Okay, you can do it, man, don't be nervous. You

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Speaker 14: got this and.

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Speaker 16: Go twenty dollars, ten dollars, fifteen dollars. Stop, oh, twenty

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Speaker 16: five hundred dollars when you feel up?

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Speaker 4: It was next? Did you hear that?

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Speaker 2: Trevor? This is your game? Remember you made this game.

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Speaker 4: My mom helped me. She did a lot of it.

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Speaker 1: If you had waited literally two more seconds, Trevor, you

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Speaker 1: would have both had twenty five hundred dollars.

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00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:20,720
Speaker 11: That is a lot of tacos in college community college.

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Speaker 14: Trevor Or books, Trevor, could have been a lot of

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Speaker 14: mine towards book books.

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Speaker 1: It has been a long day for me, Andrew, so

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Speaker 1: I am sorry. We're just gonna have to end this.

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Speaker 1: We'll send you a check for fifteen dollars in the mail,

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Speaker 1: and we are going to have to take that prize

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Speaker 1: you wont at the auction away.

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Speaker 2: Okay, it's instant.

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Speaker 14: Wait what yeah, you can tell me that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, we didn't tell you a lot of things

688
00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:43,320
Speaker 1: like I have a headache, and this is a frank

689
00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:43,840
Speaker 1: phone call.

690
00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:51,120
Speaker 2: Oh, it's a frank phone call. Darcy set you up.

691
00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:52,120
Speaker 3: She wanted to give you one.

692
00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:57,160
Speaker 2: God, it's actually Brook and Jose for Brooke and Jeffrey.

693
00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:58,800
Speaker 2: In the morning, we had a phone top on you.

694
00:32:58,960 --> 00:32:59,400
Speaker 4: What's up?

695
00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:02,640
Speaker 14: Bro I was like, what is happening?

696
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:04,760
Speaker 16: Yeah, but I have actually dollars?

697
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:05,920
Speaker 4: Where did that come from?

698
00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:06,440
Speaker 17: What?

699
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:08,640
Speaker 16: Twenty five hundred dollars?

700
00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:08,920
Speaker 13: Wait?

701
00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:10,560
Speaker 2: Wait four?

702
00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:12,760
Speaker 1: Oh?

703
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:16,800
Speaker 11: I think it's oh I didn't say stop zero. Oh man,

704
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:18,440
Speaker 11: you don't get anything now.

705
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:22,000
Speaker 10: Bro jeez, well man, I am just helpless.

706
00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:24,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, Andrew, we actually did play this game fifteen times

707
00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:25,920
Speaker 1: today and it never got better.

708
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:27,080
Speaker 2: You know that Mark is real.

709
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:28,560
Speaker 4: It's harder than it sounds.

710
00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:30,360
Speaker 10: Brooke, hopefully she had fun.

711
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:32,920
Speaker 2: I think one of us did.

712
00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:33,480
Speaker 13: I did.

713
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:34,320
Speaker 10: That's me.

714
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:39,760
Speaker 12: The week up every morning was funk taps weekday mornings

715
00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:43,160
Speaker 12: on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

716
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:47,840
Speaker 5: How soon is too soon to make a grand romantic gesture?

717
00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:51,920
Speaker 3: For Jose maybe two or three dates?

718
00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:52,520
Speaker 4: Okay?

719
00:33:52,560 --> 00:33:55,880
Speaker 5: For Alexis maybe ten or fifteen years?

720
00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:58,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, times by five maybe.

721
00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:01,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, depends on the person.

722
00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:04,400
Speaker 5: And one of our listeners decided to do something incredibly

723
00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:08,520
Speaker 5: thoughtful for a woman after their date happened, and he

724
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:11,279
Speaker 5: spent a lot of time in creative energy to come

725
00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:16,120
Speaker 5: up with this idea just to make her smile. Surprisingly,

726
00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:21,359
Speaker 5: his romantic gesture was not as well received as he expected.

727
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:21,359
Speaker 7: It would be.

728
00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:25,960
Speaker 5: No, was it too much too grand of a grand gesture?

729
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:29,400
Speaker 3: We're gonna find out and your brand new second date.

730
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:32,680
Speaker 7: Update, next second date update.

731
00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:36,960
Speaker 5: When you're growing up, you hear people say phrases like

732
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:42,160
Speaker 5: Rome wasn't built in a day. A for effort, it's

733
00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:45,400
Speaker 5: the thought that counts.

734
00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:46,279
Speaker 16: Well.

735
00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:47,280
Speaker 3: I never realized.

736
00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:50,680
Speaker 5: It's just grown up's way of politely telling you you failed,

737
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:56,560
Speaker 5: but you tried. And today I would like to give

738
00:34:56,600 --> 00:35:00,000
Speaker 5: an A for effort to our listener Ricky, because even

739
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:02,640
Speaker 5: though he is not getting a call back, he did

740
00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:06,000
Speaker 5: put a crazy amount of effort into his post date

741
00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:07,280
Speaker 5: show of appreciation.

742
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:10,880
Speaker 3: And Ricky, you know what, at least you tried.

743
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:16,200
Speaker 5: You keep trying by contacting us, so you're not giving

744
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:17,520
Speaker 5: up and I do respect that.

745
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:19,120
Speaker 3: So Ricky, welcome to the show.

746
00:35:19,719 --> 00:35:20,400
Speaker 17: Thanks for having me.

747
00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:20,960
Speaker 10: Guys.

748
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:23,840
Speaker 2: Okay, Ricky, I mean, what an intro? How are you feeling?

749
00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:25,960
Speaker 2: You're feeling really confident now?

750
00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:30,240
Speaker 17: Just tucked you up like well, I was confident and

751
00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:33,680
Speaker 17: everything seemed great. I'm wavering.

752
00:35:33,719 --> 00:35:36,759
Speaker 5: I'll say that, okay, Okay, it's sending your email that

753
00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:39,279
Speaker 5: this girl that you went out with is Leanne. And

754
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:41,919
Speaker 5: before we get to the extra effort that you put

755
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:44,719
Speaker 5: in after the date, because only I know what that is.

756
00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:47,120
Speaker 5: Right now, obviously you must have had a pretty good

757
00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:49,359
Speaker 5: time with her, because I'm guessing you don't do this

758
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:50,160
Speaker 5: for everybody.

759
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:52,440
Speaker 17: No, I certainly don't.

760
00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:56,279
Speaker 1: Okay, did you meet Leanne on a dating website?

761
00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:59,040
Speaker 17: Yes? We did, meeting on a dating app. That's just

762
00:35:59,040 --> 00:35:59,960
Speaker 17: the way of these days.

763
00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:03,840
Speaker 2: Okay, what'd you like about her? What stood out?

764
00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:04,840
Speaker 8: Well?

765
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:08,040
Speaker 17: One of the things that I thought we really connected

766
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:09,960
Speaker 17: on is that we're both cat people.

767
00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:12,840
Speaker 15: You know.

768
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:15,879
Speaker 17: We have really great conversation and it was just good

769
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:18,239
Speaker 17: vibes the whole time, lots of laughs. It was very

770
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:20,359
Speaker 17: what I thought was natural.

771
00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:21,960
Speaker 14: Bond.

772
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:24,839
Speaker 3: Where were you bonding? What date did you choose to do?

773
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:30,240
Speaker 17: So? We did a cooking class. It was an Italian theme.

774
00:36:30,719 --> 00:36:31,600
Speaker 2: That's cute?

775
00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:32,680
Speaker 6: Was that your idea?

776
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:33,719
Speaker 8: Uh?

777
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:36,799
Speaker 17: Yeah, it was and she was very hyped about it too,

778
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:38,920
Speaker 17: So I thought we were in great shape just to

779
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:40,200
Speaker 17: get started totally.

780
00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:43,799
Speaker 1: Learn something together, Like you'd like that, right, Alexis, can

781
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:44,680
Speaker 1: we make mac and cheese?

782
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:46,560
Speaker 17: I'm mad?

783
00:36:46,719 --> 00:36:47,680
Speaker 2: You need that, don't you?

784
00:36:47,719 --> 00:36:50,200
Speaker 6: Alexis, Yeah, that's actually what I need.

785
00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:52,400
Speaker 3: Cool idea.

786
00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:55,879
Speaker 5: But isn't that like more of an established couple's things,

787
00:36:56,360 --> 00:37:01,719
Speaker 5: like you.

788
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:01,400
Speaker 17: You know, it's fun you say, because it did seem

789
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:03,160
Speaker 17: like a lot of the people that were in the

790
00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:05,840
Speaker 17: class were a little bit older, you know, and I

791
00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:07,839
Speaker 17: definitely saw some rings in there, so I would guess

792
00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:10,480
Speaker 17: they were married, But.

793
00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:12,040
Speaker 2: Why would that be a big deal. I mean, you're

794
00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:16,759
Speaker 2: in a room with married people. We're not scary, you know.

795
00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:18,840
Speaker 2: I don't know how that would affect your date.

796
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:22,360
Speaker 17: Other than I would say in the beginning, you know,

797
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:25,280
Speaker 17: they kind of did like a meet and greet with everyone.

798
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:26,960
Speaker 17: We had to say we were on the first date,

799
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,120
Speaker 17: and I'm sure we would do only one thumb.

800
00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:33,919
Speaker 2: Because then married old people are like, oh my god,

801
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:34,479
Speaker 2: you guys are.

802
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:44,520
Speaker 5: So the guys like run run. It's just what guys

803
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:46,799
Speaker 5: say to other guys. But it sounds like you had

804
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:47,560
Speaker 5: a good time with her.

805
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:50,120
Speaker 17: We really did. We had lots of fun. It was

806
00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:52,680
Speaker 17: really it was just we were laughing like the whole time.

807
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,759
Speaker 1: That's okay, So and now are we talking about what

808
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:56,359
Speaker 1: he did after?

809
00:37:56,520 --> 00:37:57,279
Speaker 2: Is that where we're at?

810
00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:57,640
Speaker 8: Like?

811
00:37:57,680 --> 00:37:59,680
Speaker 2: It sounds like the date was fantastic.

812
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:00,600
Speaker 4: Know what he made?

813
00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:01,360
Speaker 3: Is that important?

814
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:01,759
Speaker 8: No?

815
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:02,719
Speaker 15: Like a bullet AI.

816
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:04,080
Speaker 2: It does it? Does it matter?

817
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:07,560
Speaker 5: I think it's a fair question. What did you end

818
00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:09,480
Speaker 5: up making with Leanne?

819
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,240
Speaker 17: We ended up making a cheermy suit.

820
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:17,160
Speaker 2: Coffee the lady fingers.

821
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:20,680
Speaker 3: Okay, now I'm realizing it really wasn't that.

822
00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:24,359
Speaker 4: Important to Okay, some foodies out there.

823
00:38:24,239 --> 00:38:24,719
Speaker 8: That are happy.

824
00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:29,400
Speaker 5: I asked, that's the one question you're allowed for the second.

825
00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:33,359
Speaker 5: All right, after you made your tiaramisu together, how did

826
00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:34,960
Speaker 5: the night or the date end?

827
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:39,040
Speaker 17: It was classic first date and we gave a hug,

828
00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:41,399
Speaker 17: said goodbye and excited to see you soon.

829
00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:44,280
Speaker 2: That sounds also positive.

830
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:47,000
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm just kidding.

831
00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:49,719
Speaker 3: Well, okay, good reviews on the date part.

832
00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:52,560
Speaker 5: Now let's get to the extra effort that you put

833
00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:53,319
Speaker 5: in afterwards.

834
00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:54,160
Speaker 4: Yeah.

835
00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:57,160
Speaker 17: Well, like I said earlier, we had both kind of

836
00:38:57,200 --> 00:39:00,759
Speaker 17: connected on being cat people. Yeah, So the next day

837
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:04,160
Speaker 17: I sent her flowers and I sent her a note.

838
00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:11,880
Speaker 8: Now, we're not sending live animals.

839
00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:14,279
Speaker 3: What does the cat have to do with it?

840
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:18,160
Speaker 17: So I wrote the note, But I wrote the note

841
00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:21,440
Speaker 17: as if I was the cat. Write the note coming

842
00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:22,480
Speaker 17: from the cat.

843
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:23,160
Speaker 13: Just.

844
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:26,520
Speaker 2: Like your cat or so.

845
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:28,799
Speaker 17: I got a copy right here, I'll read it for you.

846
00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:31,720
Speaker 3: Copy. Wow, Okay, I don't.

847
00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:41,240
Speaker 5: Think he means like you printed a what is it laminated?

848
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:45,040
Speaker 17: So it starts off by saying me now, because that's

849
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:45,759
Speaker 17: how cats off.

850
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:49,040
Speaker 3: Thank you for off to a romantic starting.

851
00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:52,480
Speaker 17: It's your feline friend, mister djanga.

852
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:54,640
Speaker 2: And that's her cat's name, yes.

853
00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:58,000
Speaker 17: Mister Djanga, And so I said, I know, I know,

854
00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:00,719
Speaker 17: my plaws are surprisingly good at I think, but I

855
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:03,080
Speaker 17: had to send you a note because I miss you

856
00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:03,560
Speaker 17: so much.

857
00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:04,360
Speaker 3: This is so.

858
00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:08,879
Speaker 2: And why would her cat miss her?

859
00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:11,719
Speaker 17: I basically said, so when you're at work, the house

860
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:14,040
Speaker 17: is in the same without you, your laugh and those

861
00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:17,440
Speaker 17: delightful treats. You sneak me when you think no one's looking.

862
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:19,839
Speaker 17: So can you come home soon so I can hear

863
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:21,440
Speaker 17: about your date with Ricky?

864
00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:22,280
Speaker 2: Oh that's.

865
00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:26,000
Speaker 4: Dude, that was awesome.

866
00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:28,719
Speaker 2: So what did she say when she got it?

867
00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:29,800
Speaker 8: Well?

868
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:35,400
Speaker 17: I didn't get much from her, So what was Thanks

869
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:37,960
Speaker 17: for the note and the flowers? Really nothing else?

870
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:44,040
Speaker 1: Like wow, you I mean, and she's not good with words,

871
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:44,640
Speaker 1: you know what I mean?

872
00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:47,000
Speaker 2: Like some people don't text a lot or have a

873
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:47,399
Speaker 2: hard time.

874
00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:51,640
Speaker 17: Definitely felt like a middle school butt out hug, you know,

875
00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:54,480
Speaker 17: like we were in trouble and we're supposed to be dancing,

876
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:56,719
Speaker 17: but you know it was just so very reluctant.

877
00:40:56,800 --> 00:41:00,959
Speaker 5: Well okay, I mean kind of just like school. You're

878
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,960
Speaker 5: coming to us to go to her to ask her

879
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:05,080
Speaker 5: how she feels, and.

880
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:07,839
Speaker 3: Then we'll come back and report to you. That's right.

881
00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:12,319
Speaker 5: We're gonna do the telephone thing in real joke. Okay,

882
00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:16,000
Speaker 5: I'll get to that later. First, we got to come

883
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,040
Speaker 5: back and do your second date update when we call

884
00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:19,440
Speaker 5: Leanne right after.

885
00:41:19,239 --> 00:41:21,680
Speaker 3: This second date update.

886
00:41:23,239 --> 00:41:26,000
Speaker 5: Guys, I hate that my mind went here, but I

887
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:29,000
Speaker 5: just thought of the worst case scenario for when we

888
00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:33,600
Speaker 5: make this call. Like we dial, the phone rings, it

889
00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:37,200
Speaker 5: gets picked up, and in the background you hear Leanne's

890
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:39,920
Speaker 5: muffled voice screaming for help.

891
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:41,120
Speaker 2: Why, what's wrong?

892
00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:45,080
Speaker 5: How could she? Then her cat. Mister Jenga comes on

893
00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:49,799
Speaker 5: the line and says, hello, Leanne can't come to the

894
00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:54,080
Speaker 5: phone right now. Jeff, she's kind of tied up.

895
00:41:56,400 --> 00:41:57,720
Speaker 4: It's the cat.

896
00:41:58,080 --> 00:42:01,320
Speaker 5: Leave a message unless this is Ricky, in which case,

897
00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:04,279
Speaker 5: if you're looking for a date, I left something in

898
00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:06,160
Speaker 5: my lip box just for.

899
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:08,600
Speaker 6: You, Jeff, why would.

900
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:11,439
Speaker 3: I said?

901
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:14,880
Speaker 5: It's the worst case scenario, not the most likely scenario.

902
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:15,280
Speaker 12: Okay.

903
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:19,280
Speaker 1: Mister Djenga is not gonna turn against lovely Leanne.

904
00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:21,160
Speaker 2: Okay, they're like BFFs.

905
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:24,640
Speaker 1: It's anything mister Django would be telling Leanne you're too good.

906
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:27,239
Speaker 5: For this guy, unless Leanne likes the guy so much

907
00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:29,759
Speaker 5: that mister Jenga's left with no choice but to hold

908
00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:30,440
Speaker 5: her hostage.

909
00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:33,040
Speaker 2: Mister, these things happy in.

910
00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:35,480
Speaker 5: The dating world every single day, and if you're just

911
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:37,760
Speaker 5: joining us and you don't know what I'm talking about,

912
00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:40,720
Speaker 5: it would likely our listener Ricky had a clever idea

913
00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:43,600
Speaker 5: after their meet up to send Leanne flowers and a

914
00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:48,760
Speaker 5: note written from her cat in a playful way, basically saying,

915
00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:49,560
Speaker 5: I miss you.

916
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:50,680
Speaker 3: Come home and tickle my.

917
00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:53,000
Speaker 2: Belly and then tell me about how your cute date

918
00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:53,600
Speaker 2: with right.

919
00:42:53,719 --> 00:42:57,239
Speaker 5: So anyway, she's not responding as well as Ricky thought

920
00:42:57,280 --> 00:42:59,520
Speaker 5: she would do that. We're trying to help him figure

921
00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:01,880
Speaker 5: out if something else happened, if there's a reason for

922
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:03,160
Speaker 5: why right Right?

923
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:06,120
Speaker 1: Can you think of anything Ricky that went weird on

924
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:08,000
Speaker 1: your day? Because it all sounded so good.

925
00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:11,719
Speaker 17: I cannot think of anything else. I really did think

926
00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:13,160
Speaker 17: it was a great date.

927
00:43:13,239 --> 00:43:15,040
Speaker 2: I don't blame me for that. I mean, his recap

928
00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:16,640
Speaker 2: was lovely, sounded like a great night.

929
00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:17,359
Speaker 1: Yeah.

930
00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:20,719
Speaker 5: Well, let's just call Leanne and see if she has

931
00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:22,919
Speaker 5: an answer, or if mister Jenga picks up the phone

932
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:24,520
Speaker 5: and is holding her hostage, it could happen.

933
00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:26,120
Speaker 2: I hope cat could talk.

934
00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:27,000
Speaker 4: It would be crazy.

935
00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:29,040
Speaker 2: I mean, I feel like mister Jenga would have the

936
00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:31,319
Speaker 2: accent us. I thought that was spot on.

937
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:33,520
Speaker 5: Jeffrey, let's figure it out. I'm dialing her number right

938
00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:45,320
Speaker 5: now here we go. Hello, Hey, is this Leanne?

939
00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:49,760
Speaker 2: Yes, she doesn't sound like she needs She sounds like she's.

940
00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:51,560
Speaker 3: In distress, but she didn't want to answer that.

941
00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:54,160
Speaker 10: The cat.

942
00:43:55,480 --> 00:43:55,960
Speaker 3: Leanne.

943
00:43:57,400 --> 00:43:58,680
Speaker 17: Yeah.

944
00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:00,160
Speaker 6: Sorry, this is what's going on.

945
00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:04,879
Speaker 5: You're on a radio show right now. We're called Brook

946
00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:05,960
Speaker 5: and Jeffrey in the Morning.

947
00:44:06,120 --> 00:44:08,160
Speaker 2: A Leah, welcome to the show.

948
00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:15,160
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, what what is this about that cage?

949
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:21,360
Speaker 5: We're doing this segment here called a second Date Update

950
00:44:21,719 --> 00:44:24,040
Speaker 5: because we're trying to help one of our listeners get

951
00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:26,799
Speaker 5: in contact with you after you went out with him once.

952
00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:28,040
Speaker 3: It's a guy named Ricky.

953
00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:29,800
Speaker 1: Wow.

954
00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:35,920
Speaker 9: Okay, wow in a good way like wow yeah or wow.

955
00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:39,200
Speaker 3: Or we did talk to Ricky about it and.

956
00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:43,399
Speaker 10: He talked to you, Oh my god, Oh yeah, is.

957
00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:43,839
Speaker 6: That a cute.

958
00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:45,399
Speaker 2: It sounds like you guys had a great date night.

959
00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:47,520
Speaker 5: That's how we know what your number is so that

960
00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:50,040
Speaker 5: we could reach out because he said that you guys

961
00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:52,280
Speaker 5: went to a cooking class together. You guys made Tira

962
00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:55,360
Speaker 5: Massu bonded over the fact that you both have cats,

963
00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:58,399
Speaker 5: and he said after the date, he sent you some

964
00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:01,160
Speaker 5: flowers with a note and p hended like he was

965
00:45:01,239 --> 00:45:02,719
Speaker 5: your cat, mister Djenga.

966
00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:05,000
Speaker 2: It was trying to be cute and flirty and funny.

967
00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:10,399
Speaker 5: Uh, okay, So he felt like the date went really

968
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:12,479
Speaker 5: well and he was actually expecting to see you again.

969
00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:16,560
Speaker 5: That's why he's confused that there hasn't been any plans made.

970
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:19,680
Speaker 15: We did have a nice date. I've never had anybody

971
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:22,640
Speaker 15: bring me to a cooking quest. That part was great.

972
00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:25,720
Speaker 1: You're saying at the end of your Tira missou making,

973
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:28,240
Speaker 1: you were totally planning on seeing him again.

974
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:29,880
Speaker 2: Can we make that assumption.

975
00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:34,520
Speaker 15: He had pretty much? I guess yeah, yeah, it was.

976
00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:35,399
Speaker 15: It was a nice date.

977
00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:36,160
Speaker 3: Okay.

978
00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:38,840
Speaker 5: Well if that's the case, then why are because he

979
00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:41,600
Speaker 5: said that you've been kind of cold?

980
00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:42,320
Speaker 4: Yeah?

981
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:43,360
Speaker 2: Is he reading it wrong?

982
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:45,040
Speaker 8: No?

983
00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:48,960
Speaker 15: Not necessarily. The date it was nice. It was just

984
00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:52,359
Speaker 15: what happened after that that really didn't sit well with

985
00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:55,320
Speaker 15: me and maybe very scared and upset.

986
00:45:56,480 --> 00:45:58,560
Speaker 3: Do you mean the flowers with the note?

987
00:45:59,800 --> 00:45:59,960
Speaker 17: Yeah?

988
00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:02,400
Speaker 15: Yeah, the note was really cute. It was like for

989
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:03,120
Speaker 15: my cat.

990
00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:06,040
Speaker 2: But what was scary about that?

991
00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:08,799
Speaker 5: You don't actually think your cat like wrote it right,

992
00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:10,680
Speaker 5: You realize that it's a joke.

993
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:13,400
Speaker 15: He matched the handwriting perfectly.

994
00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:16,640
Speaker 2: Okay, that's funny.

995
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:20,040
Speaker 15: No, I mean we talked about where I worked, but

996
00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:23,200
Speaker 15: I never gave him any of the actual location info

997
00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:27,160
Speaker 15: for my job. So when I came out and found that,

998
00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:29,960
Speaker 15: my heart sank and I did.

999
00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:35,200
Speaker 5: Okay, you were freaked out that he figured out exactly

1000
00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:37,880
Speaker 5: where your whatever office or workplace was.

1001
00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:40,000
Speaker 2: I didn't know he got him delivered there. I was

1002
00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:41,480
Speaker 2: gonna get to work as a bold move.

1003
00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:44,319
Speaker 1: I just you know, I had just assumed he'd been

1004
00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:45,920
Speaker 1: to your house or picked you up and got him

1005
00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:48,359
Speaker 1: delivered to your house. You're saying that he didn't know

1006
00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:50,120
Speaker 1: where you lived or where you worked.

1007
00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:52,919
Speaker 15: No, No, I did not tell him where he worked.

1008
00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:54,319
Speaker 15: And it's just too quick, too suit.

1009
00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:57,040
Speaker 2: I didn't tell you that it was. It was a

1010
00:46:57,080 --> 00:46:59,680
Speaker 2: boundary that was crossed for you, is what you're saying.

1011
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:01,600
Speaker 15: Exceedingly crossed.

1012
00:47:01,680 --> 00:47:05,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I don't think that he realizes that at all.

1013
00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:07,359
Speaker 5: Yeah, he didn't mean to creep you out in any way.

1014
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:09,920
Speaker 5: I think he was just trying to do something nice

1015
00:47:10,320 --> 00:47:12,399
Speaker 5: to show the extra effort he was going to put in.

1016
00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:15,200
Speaker 5: But Ricky is on the other line of this call.

1017
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:17,799
Speaker 2: Listening, which does does it sound?

1018
00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:18,480
Speaker 1: That?

1019
00:47:18,560 --> 00:47:23,600
Speaker 3: Doesn't sound goods? But that is how these calls work.

1020
00:47:25,239 --> 00:47:26,600
Speaker 15: What are you joking right now?

1021
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:29,560
Speaker 2: I wish I'm not. I wish we were didn't know

1022
00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:30,640
Speaker 2: that this was a situation.

1023
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:36,680
Speaker 17: Ricky Okay, I'm here, Ricky bro am I.

1024
00:47:36,640 --> 00:47:39,200
Speaker 1: Here, he means on the phone, not physically like outside

1025
00:47:39,239 --> 00:47:40,640
Speaker 1: your house, or at least.

1026
00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:41,440
Speaker 17: I'm not walking her.

1027
00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:44,200
Speaker 15: Guys, what is going on?

1028
00:47:45,239 --> 00:47:48,560
Speaker 5: Well, why don't we let Ricky step in here and

1029
00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:49,600
Speaker 5: explain himself.

1030
00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:51,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, you, guys.

1031
00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:53,759
Speaker 17: I appreciate you going to bat for me, and you

1032
00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:55,880
Speaker 17: pretty much hit the nail on the head. I just

1033
00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:59,239
Speaker 17: thought kind of going a little above and beyond to

1034
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:02,080
Speaker 17: send you a will note because I thought we hit

1035
00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:04,879
Speaker 17: it off on a few things. You know, you did

1036
00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:08,080
Speaker 17: tell me where you worked, and did I just went

1037
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:11,799
Speaker 17: on the Google did and it? You know?

1038
00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:15,000
Speaker 1: And maybe, I mean maybe he did your work, because

1039
00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:17,279
Speaker 1: delivering it to your house would have actually.

1040
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:20,720
Speaker 6: Been actually addresses honestly, probably easier to find your home.

1041
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:26,160
Speaker 5: So but in your mind, Leanne, is that a boundary

1042
00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:29,520
Speaker 5: that's too far across to like google the address of

1043
00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:31,040
Speaker 5: your office building or whatever.

1044
00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:33,799
Speaker 15: I think it really was. I feel like he could

1045
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:36,480
Speaker 15: have just called me and let that happen naturally.

1046
00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:37,319
Speaker 17: I do think.

1047
00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:38,759
Speaker 5: I do think part of it was like he was

1048
00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:41,600
Speaker 5: trying to surprise you with flowers exactly.

1049
00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:45,120
Speaker 17: It's not very romantic to send stuff after I tell

1050
00:48:45,160 --> 00:48:46,120
Speaker 17: you I'm sending it.

1051
00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:48,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, you also told him the name of your cat. Right,

1052
00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:49,960
Speaker 1: he didn't like sell.

1053
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:53,760
Speaker 12: I am?

1054
00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:54,399
Speaker 14: I am?

1055
00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:56,479
Speaker 15: Okay telling him the name of my cat?

1056
00:48:56,640 --> 00:48:59,359
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, we know it.

1057
00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:01,960
Speaker 5: And a lot of it is timing, probably just because

1058
00:49:01,960 --> 00:49:03,880
Speaker 5: you've only been on one date. If he had waited

1059
00:49:03,960 --> 00:49:06,640
Speaker 5: till the fourth or the fifth or whatever date, you

1060
00:49:06,640 --> 00:49:09,440
Speaker 5: would have felt like this was totally normal and sweet.

1061
00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:12,719
Speaker 15: Yeah, it just didn't feel like a love story for me.

1062
00:49:13,360 --> 00:49:15,600
Speaker 15: But I don't think he's a bad guy, just too much.

1063
00:49:15,719 --> 00:49:19,080
Speaker 2: Okay, maybe you just need to hear it's here. Apology?

1064
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:23,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, like sometimes that can fix it, right, Ricky.

1065
00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:25,520
Speaker 3: Ricky, can you get mister Djanga to write an apology?

1066
00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:28,640
Speaker 17: Let her work. He's already writing the note.

1067
00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:31,480
Speaker 3: Oh sweet at work?

1068
00:49:32,719 --> 00:49:33,440
Speaker 17: Neat handwriting?

1069
00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:37,280
Speaker 3: Okay, but Ricky, I mean you get what she's saying, right.

1070
00:49:37,760 --> 00:49:40,480
Speaker 17: Fuwie, And I honestly didn't mean to creep you out

1071
00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:43,080
Speaker 17: in any way. It was just something that I thought

1072
00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:45,120
Speaker 17: would put a smile on your face. So I'm sorry

1073
00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:46,279
Speaker 17: if I threw you off.

1074
00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:49,400
Speaker 15: Listen to that, Okay, thank you.

1075
00:49:51,719 --> 00:49:54,560
Speaker 5: Normally at this point we would offer to send you

1076
00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:57,480
Speaker 5: guys out on another date and we would pay for that.

1077
00:49:57,640 --> 00:49:59,839
Speaker 5: I mean, I could still put that offer out there

1078
00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:03,000
Speaker 5: for you, Leanna, if you want to consider another date

1079
00:50:03,040 --> 00:50:04,520
Speaker 5: with him, and we would pay for it.

1080
00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:07,840
Speaker 15: I'm gonna hang out with mister Jinga.

1081
00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:10,200
Speaker 2: Tonight, Okay, okay, okay.

1082
00:50:10,239 --> 00:50:12,920
Speaker 1: He only needs one male companion in her life, the

1083
00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:14,560
Speaker 1: one with four pause?

1084
00:50:14,680 --> 00:50:17,480
Speaker 5: Or is you want to ask mister Jenga permission if

1085
00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:19,560
Speaker 5: it's okay for you to go hang out with Ricky?

1086
00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:20,520
Speaker 8: Oh?

1087
00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:21,359
Speaker 15: See what he says.

1088
00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:24,399
Speaker 3: Maybe there's there's a little bit of hope here.

1089
00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:25,360
Speaker 6: Okay.

1090
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:27,000
Speaker 17: You know, I don't want to press her too much.

1091
00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:30,040
Speaker 17: She's already obviously a little uncomfortable, so I don't want

1092
00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:32,759
Speaker 17: to make her more uncomfortable. But I was hoping we

1093
00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:35,759
Speaker 17: could at least get our cats together for a romantic

1094
00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:36,359
Speaker 17: dinner too.

1095
00:50:36,480 --> 00:50:41,839
Speaker 5: But fancy, yeah, I was kind of on his side

1096
00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:43,359
Speaker 5: till I heard about the cat dinner. Now it's kind

1097
00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:43,800
Speaker 5: of creepy.

1098
00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:46,760
Speaker 1: No cat.

1099
00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:53,200
Speaker 12: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1100
00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:55,799
Speaker 5: I really hope that she takes some time to just

1101
00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:58,560
Speaker 5: like step away and reflect more about this, because we

1102
00:50:58,640 --> 00:51:01,720
Speaker 5: have to remember that this is all really normal to us,

1103
00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:04,600
Speaker 5: but it is weird for someone to get a random

1104
00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:07,239
Speaker 5: call from a radio station saying, Hey, you don't know us,

1105
00:51:07,280 --> 00:51:09,040
Speaker 5: but we already know a whole lot about you and

1106
00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:10,600
Speaker 5: the date that you just went on. And then five

1107
00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:12,279
Speaker 5: minutes later we're putting her on the spot, like, so

1108
00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:12,640
Speaker 5: you want to.

1109
00:51:12,600 --> 00:51:15,000
Speaker 3: Go out and see him again. When you answer, you

1110
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:15,719
Speaker 3: could tell she was.

1111
00:51:15,719 --> 00:51:17,520
Speaker 4: Like back into a corner and she's like, I literally

1112
00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:18,000
Speaker 4: don't know.

1113
00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:21,080
Speaker 9: Let me just process a scared little kid cat she

1114
00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:23,640
Speaker 9: It sounds to me like maybe she just needed to

1115
00:51:23,840 --> 00:51:26,879
Speaker 9: just step away, process what we were saying a little more,

1116
00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:28,920
Speaker 9: and hopefully by the end of that she can see

1117
00:51:29,040 --> 00:51:30,880
Speaker 9: it was all just meant to be a sweet gesture

1118
00:51:30,880 --> 00:51:32,719
Speaker 9: from a guy who really really had a good time.

1119
00:51:33,760 --> 00:51:36,520
Speaker 5: Right now, she might be a little bit more time,

1120
00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:39,799
Speaker 5: but she even said herself that she had a good

1121
00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:41,879
Speaker 5: time and he felt like he was a great guy.

1122
00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:43,759
Speaker 3: I hope she decides to go out with him again.

1123
00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:47,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, I mean, cat guys crazy.

1124
00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:53,040
Speaker 5: Oh well, Okay, turn it on the guy. Well, if

1125
00:51:53,040 --> 00:51:55,040
Speaker 5: you ever want to help with your love life, email

1126
00:51:55,120 --> 00:51:57,319
Speaker 5: the show. We'll call that person who's not calling you

1127
00:51:57,400 --> 00:51:59,239
Speaker 5: back and go check out all of our second dates

1128
00:51:59,239 --> 00:52:01,080
Speaker 5: wherever you get your pott Yeah, Abroke and.

1129
00:52:01,080 --> 00:52:03,480
Speaker 12: Jeffrey brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1130
00:52:04,760 --> 00:52:07,640
Speaker 5: Have you guys seen people are accusing Taylor Swift now

1131
00:52:07,719 --> 00:52:09,160
Speaker 5: of Billboard blocking.

1132
00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:10,200
Speaker 2: What does that mean?

1133
00:52:10,440 --> 00:52:12,080
Speaker 3: Because it seems like anytime.

1134
00:52:11,680 --> 00:52:16,360
Speaker 5: An artist releases any new song, Taylor Swift suddenly comes

1135
00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:20,040
Speaker 5: out and announces she's also dropping a new extended version

1136
00:52:20,320 --> 00:52:22,839
Speaker 5: of an old popular song she did back in the day,

1137
00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:26,240
Speaker 5: Shake it Off, the thirty minute Taylor Edition.

1138
00:52:27,239 --> 00:52:29,560
Speaker 4: Guys, I got a new album, Taylor's Like guys, I readed.

1139
00:52:29,360 --> 00:52:33,520
Speaker 1: The ABC I see for the first time in eleven albums,

1140
00:52:33,560 --> 00:52:35,640
Speaker 1: Kanye West didn't get a number one because of it.

1141
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Speaker 2: Like Taylor, what ultimate revenge?

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Speaker 3: That's good that way.

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00:52:40,280 --> 00:52:44,360
Speaker 5: She guarantees that she always stays on top. And you

1144
00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:45,799
Speaker 5: know what, I like what she's doing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, who does it?

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Speaker 5: That's why today I'm dropping my own extended, unedited, highly

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Speaker 5: unprofessional edition of Young Jeffery's brand new song of the Week.

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Speaker 2: I don't know that that has the impact you think

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Speaker 2: it does.

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Speaker 8: Jeffrey A.

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Speaker 5: Wait to hear the two hour long raw uncut. Let

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00:53:04,440 --> 00:53:08,200
Speaker 5: to see Taylor top that. Coming right after this, it

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00:53:08,239 --> 00:53:11,960
Speaker 5: is time for my song of the week. And we

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00:53:12,040 --> 00:53:15,560
Speaker 5: talked earlier about the movie Deadpool and Wolverine, how it

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Speaker 5: hit the billion dollar mark.

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Speaker 2: We were just talking about it in studio right before

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Speaker 2: we went on air.

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Speaker 5: It's about to pass Joker as the highest grossing R

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Speaker 5: rated movie of all time. And in recent years a

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00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:32,920
Speaker 5: lot of critics have been saying, oh, superhero genres all

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00:53:32,920 --> 00:53:35,120
Speaker 5: played out, it's dead, nobody cares anymore.

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00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:37,880
Speaker 3: We don't need another post end game, endgame, endgame.

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00:53:38,560 --> 00:53:40,200
Speaker 7: And while dead Pool.

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00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:44,799
Speaker 5: And Wolverine are out there just making bank, yeah, you

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00:53:44,840 --> 00:53:49,879
Speaker 5: know who's quietly watching from the shadows, lurking and squatting

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00:53:49,920 --> 00:53:52,960
Speaker 5: down on top of Gotham's tallest skyscraper.

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Speaker 2: Know, Batman, Your Batman voice is so good.

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00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:03,040
Speaker 5: Ja I looked him up by the way, and you

1169
00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:04,600
Speaker 5: know he was supposed to have a movie.

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Speaker 3: Come out this year that it was.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, no sequel got pushed back to twenty twenty six.

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Speaker 2: It's probably had two years.

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Speaker 5: We had our Brat summer, but we missed our bat.

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00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:19,280
Speaker 3: Summer and so similar.

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Speaker 5: While we wait and he waits for the next big

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Speaker 5: blockbuster to finally drop, I've decided I'm gonna step into

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Speaker 5: Batman's suit.

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Speaker 2: You would be the rich kid to do it.

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Speaker 5: Batman needs to make an appearance this year, and I

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00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:38,360
Speaker 5: wanted to give everybody a glimpse of what it's like

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Speaker 5: to live the life of a secret billionaire vigilante hero. Yeah. Wow,

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Speaker 5: you think it's easy cleaning up the trash from the

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Speaker 5: streets of the most violent city in fiction.

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Speaker 3: It's not okay.

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00:54:54,719 --> 00:54:55,439
Speaker 2: You were right.

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Speaker 3: Glad that you guessed right on.

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Speaker 5: That's why to show you how hard it is to

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Speaker 5: be Batman. Instead of singing Billie Eilish's hit song bad Guy,

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Speaker 5: it's young Jefferies bat guy.

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Speaker 8: Yes meant.

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Speaker 3: I'm in the point when I'm ready.

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Speaker 18: Point black shirt, black cape and panty hose, bat pole,

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Speaker 18: slide down.

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Speaker 7: Guess where it goes.

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Speaker 13: Bat Cave showed up on Sillo Home so un affordable,

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Speaker 13: cruising the streets inside my new bat car with windows

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Speaker 13: pull approved. Crashed it, but got insurance to paid.

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Speaker 7: The the du double. Because I'm a fight guy.

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Speaker 13: Stalk you in the night guy, I dress up in

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Speaker 13: my tight sky typicle rich white guy. I'm the mask

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Speaker 13: type hanging from a gas pipe, moving super fast.

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Speaker 7: Type, go through you like pad tie.

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Speaker 13: I'm the bad guy boos, don't go so many bats

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Speaker 13: in here. I'm a billionaire Robert bad guy.

1205
00:56:25,560 --> 00:56:27,720
Speaker 7: Where I park my batter cycle.

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00:56:29,600 --> 00:56:34,960
Speaker 13: My voice is deep and ominus sounds like I chained

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00:56:35,040 --> 00:56:44,440
Speaker 13: smoke cigrets. I get nocturnal bronchitis. Gotham smells terrible. Alfred,

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Speaker 13: my butler.

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Speaker 3: Cares for me.

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Speaker 13: He says I should get therapy. My mom and dad

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Speaker 13: die tragically, so.

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Speaker 7: By pound criminals.

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00:56:57,400 --> 00:57:00,439
Speaker 13: Now, I'm a numb guy. Not open for fun guy,

1214
00:57:00,680 --> 00:57:04,040
Speaker 13: table set for one. Guy, won't lap out a punk guy.

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00:57:04,680 --> 00:57:07,560
Speaker 13: I'm the punch tight make your skull go crunch tight,

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00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:11,360
Speaker 13: eat penguin for lunch Tike, can't make Sunday brunch type.

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Speaker 7: I'm the bad guy boom.

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00:57:17,520 --> 00:57:21,000
Speaker 13: Damn it while they make quieter grappling hooks.

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00:57:21,320 --> 00:57:24,760
Speaker 7: God the scary had guy.

1220
00:57:25,480 --> 00:57:28,800
Speaker 13: Alfred the wi Fi and the bat cave is out again.

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00:57:30,040 --> 00:57:34,760
Speaker 13: Joker just threw a card at me. My belts a

1222
00:57:35,080 --> 00:57:40,120
Speaker 13: whole bat ar. Marie cat will mensong ea harm and

1223
00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:46,080
Speaker 13: knee damn sheese so swipe bubble when I need help.

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00:57:46,320 --> 00:57:51,120
Speaker 13: I got a friend, Robbin. He's cool with older men.

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00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:56,160
Speaker 13: How did the bank get robbed again? Burned out my

1226
00:57:56,480 --> 00:57:59,880
Speaker 13: bat signal? Yeah, I'm a smart guy. No my mar

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00:58:00,040 --> 00:58:04,439
Speaker 13: the art sky tranquilizer darts guy, caught the question marks guy.

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00:58:05,120 --> 00:58:06,920
Speaker 7: I'm the lux tighte got.

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00:58:06,720 --> 00:58:10,160
Speaker 13: A billion bucks type models on my ducks type think

1230
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Speaker 13: Superman sucks type.

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Speaker 7: I'm the bad guy who.

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Speaker 17: Stop?

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00:58:18,600 --> 00:58:21,120
Speaker 13: I thought, recalled test droll already.

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00:58:20,880 --> 00:58:25,200
Speaker 7: Top damn it. They'll make you splat guy.

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00:58:29,720 --> 00:58:43,439
Speaker 13: Fight see wham powick. I'm still upset about my dad. Dad,

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Speaker 13: I'm Batman.

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Speaker 3: That's what he said.

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Speaker 6: Albert's been trying for decades.

1239
00:58:58,120 --> 00:59:00,920
Speaker 2: He's just so angry mentally.

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00:59:00,600 --> 00:59:02,040
Speaker 3: Stable for the most part.

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00:59:02,440 --> 00:59:04,000
Speaker 2: I mean, he's a guy that I would tell my

1242
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Speaker 2: girlfriends not to date.

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Speaker 6: Oh really yeah, Like there's some red flax.

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00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:13,160
Speaker 5: The text in tell us what you thought about the

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Speaker 5: song of the week. Would you date Batman?

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Speaker 3: I certainly would.

1247
00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:18,280
Speaker 2: Maybe a mold issue in the cave. That's why his

1248
00:59:18,360 --> 00:59:18,960
Speaker 2: throats like.

1249
00:59:18,920 --> 00:59:23,240
Speaker 5: That, songs going on that. We're going to post the

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Speaker 5: video up on our socials. By the way, a broken

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00:59:25,520 --> 00:59:27,240
Speaker 5: Jeffrey with all the lyrics there.

1252
00:59:27,600 --> 00:59:33,360
Speaker 1: And sing along or fight along. Can't believe you didn't

1253
00:59:33,360 --> 00:59:34,600
Speaker 1: have to bring in a stunt guy for that.

1254
00:59:35,320 --> 00:59:36,680
Speaker 3: I'm feeling the bruises though.

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00:59:36,720 --> 00:59:39,360
Speaker 5: Trust me, hopefully that holds us over for two years

1256
00:59:39,480 --> 00:59:40,520
Speaker 5: till the movie comes out.

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Speaker 12: Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 5: Texas seventeen five nine two says, Hey, jeff do you

1259
00:59:48,080 --> 00:59:52,400
Speaker 5: know why Batman never used Google? He prefers to work

1260
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Speaker 5: in the shadows?

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Speaker 3: Is a joke about the dark Web?

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Speaker 1: Thing that would work better with Spider Man if we're

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01:00:02,120 --> 01:00:03,280
Speaker 1: talking about the dark Web.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm not true.

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01:00:05,560 --> 01:00:06,800
Speaker 4: I kind of get it. I'll say it again.

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Speaker 3: We're not doing the joke again.

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01:00:08,280 --> 01:00:11,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, let me just block that block anyway if you're

1268
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:14,600
Speaker 5: not sure what that was referring to, like us, because

1269
01:00:14,600 --> 01:00:16,240
Speaker 5: I sang a song a few minutes ago.

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Speaker 6: I probably led with that.

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Speaker 3: I don't know's the top of the text board.

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Speaker 5: I sang a song about Batman and what it's like

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01:00:22,480 --> 01:00:25,400
Speaker 5: to walk a mile in his carbon fiber shoes with

1274
01:00:25,600 --> 01:00:29,479
Speaker 5: gadgets attached. So instead of doing Billie Eilish's Bad Guy,

1275
01:00:29,840 --> 01:00:32,000
Speaker 5: I sang a parody called bat Guy.

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01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:34,000
Speaker 2: Yeah it was so good.

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01:00:34,160 --> 01:00:36,000
Speaker 5: Then a lot of texts coming in on our textboard

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Speaker 5: seven eighty five nine to two.

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Speaker 2: Brooke, Okay, let me see if I can find a

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Speaker 2: better one than what you had.

1281
01:00:40,080 --> 01:00:41,720
Speaker 3: Anything has to be well.

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01:00:42,320 --> 01:00:45,120
Speaker 1: I got banned from donating clothes to the local orphanage.

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01:00:45,160 --> 01:00:47,720
Speaker 1: Apparently they don't appreciate Batman costumes.

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01:00:48,320 --> 01:00:50,919
Speaker 2: Oh with people at.

1285
01:00:50,800 --> 01:00:54,120
Speaker 5: Our text the dark humor coming out really strong today.

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01:00:54,240 --> 01:00:56,760
Speaker 1: And I don't think they're still called orphanages.

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01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:59,880
Speaker 3: Yea, yeah, Brook would know. She runs a few, so

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01:01:00,480 --> 01:01:02,040
Speaker 3: if they're called campsnack.

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01:01:03,720 --> 01:01:05,320
Speaker 5: If you missed it, if you want to hear the

1290
01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:07,440
Speaker 5: song again, it's gonna be up at the Brook and

1291
01:01:07,520 --> 01:01:10,640
Speaker 5: Jeffery YouTube, Facebook, instat am checktalk all of it at

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Speaker 5: Brook and Jeffrey.

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01:01:12,040 --> 01:01:14,320
Speaker 12: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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01:01:21,160 --> 01:01:24,120
Speaker 5: You know, Brooke in this segment is a lot like

1295
01:01:24,280 --> 01:01:28,400
Speaker 5: Tom Cruise. Wow, she's got big jump on a couch

1296
01:01:28,640 --> 01:01:33,000
Speaker 5: level energy. She performs all of her own stunts and

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01:01:33,200 --> 01:01:36,800
Speaker 5: gets paid roughly thirty million dollars per appearance.

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Speaker 2: That's right.

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01:01:38,040 --> 01:01:40,760
Speaker 5: We're just lucky that we all signed NDA so we're

1300
01:01:40,800 --> 01:01:42,120
Speaker 5: allowed to be in her presence.

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Speaker 6: You guys are getting paid thirty million.

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01:01:44,240 --> 01:01:45,200
Speaker 7: No, no, weird.

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01:01:45,640 --> 01:01:50,400
Speaker 5: And today we have a challenger named Amanda who's requesting

1304
01:01:50,520 --> 01:01:54,320
Speaker 5: permission to speak with Brook. I'm assuming there's gonna be

1305
01:01:54,360 --> 01:01:57,120
Speaker 5: a fee for that. She usually charges five thousand dollars

1306
01:01:57,160 --> 01:02:02,080
Speaker 5: per word. So choose carefully, Amanda, to go say hi,

1307
01:02:03,080 --> 01:02:03,840
Speaker 5: good morning.

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01:02:04,320 --> 01:02:06,000
Speaker 2: That's a bad choice. That's two words.

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01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:09,640
Speaker 3: Yes, that's ten thousand dollars. She's gonna Venmo request to

1310
01:02:09,720 --> 01:02:10,960
Speaker 3: you good morning.

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01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:12,240
Speaker 4: She has eloquent morning.

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01:02:13,200 --> 01:02:14,200
Speaker 8: How dare you?

1313
01:02:14,560 --> 01:02:16,360
Speaker 3: You've already offended her.

1314
01:02:16,600 --> 01:02:18,680
Speaker 2: This is also dope. How are you doing?

1315
01:02:19,120 --> 01:02:22,120
Speaker 10: How's your I'm great, I'm so excited.

1316
01:02:22,400 --> 01:02:24,400
Speaker 4: Oh, we're happy to have you.

1317
01:02:24,560 --> 01:02:26,720
Speaker 2: I'm going to go add up all those words outside.

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01:02:26,920 --> 01:02:30,000
Speaker 5: You're going to be getting that Venmo request very so,

1319
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:32,600
Speaker 5: so look for that. Now we're gonna get to the

1320
01:02:32,840 --> 01:02:35,360
Speaker 5: questions here. You're not going to be charged anything for this,

1321
01:02:35,600 --> 01:02:37,800
Speaker 5: but the rules are thirty seconds on the clock to

1322
01:02:37,840 --> 01:02:39,240
Speaker 5: answer as many questions as possible.

1323
01:02:39,240 --> 01:02:40,800
Speaker 3: If you don't know when you can say pass. You

1324
01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:42,440
Speaker 3: have to beat Brooke outright if you want to win.

1325
01:02:42,560 --> 01:02:44,760
Speaker 3: Are you ready? Good luck?

1326
01:02:44,800 --> 01:02:48,480
Speaker 5: Your time starts now. Today is National roller Coasterday? Which

1327
01:02:48,520 --> 01:02:52,760
Speaker 5: state has the most roller coasters? Texas or California?

1328
01:02:52,920 --> 01:02:53,520
Speaker 14: California?

1329
01:02:53,680 --> 01:02:56,440
Speaker 3: Which amendment addresses our freedom of speech?

1330
01:02:57,400 --> 01:02:58,040
Speaker 14: First Amendment?

1331
01:02:58,160 --> 01:02:58,320
Speaker 3: From?

1332
01:02:58,360 --> 01:03:00,400
Speaker 5: What movie do we get the famous line life is

1333
01:03:00,520 --> 01:03:04,800
Speaker 5: like a box of chocolates. Which decade did Hawaii become

1334
01:03:04,800 --> 01:03:09,480
Speaker 5: a state? Forty Sidney Crosby is the youngest captain in

1335
01:03:09,600 --> 01:03:13,760
Speaker 5: history to win a championship in what sport? In Britain

1336
01:03:13,800 --> 01:03:16,560
Speaker 5: they call this petrol? What do we call it in America?

1337
01:03:17,680 --> 01:03:17,919
Speaker 12: Yeah?

1338
01:03:18,720 --> 01:03:22,440
Speaker 3: All right, Amanda, Well done that. A lot of questions.

1339
01:03:22,480 --> 01:03:25,600
Speaker 5: Book's coming back into the studio here. The thing is,

1340
01:03:25,640 --> 01:03:27,880
Speaker 5: you have played Brook once before, and.

1341
01:03:27,880 --> 01:03:29,640
Speaker 17: You'll will what I did?

1342
01:03:30,040 --> 01:03:33,160
Speaker 5: Is it true that you remember all of the questions

1343
01:03:33,160 --> 01:03:35,200
Speaker 5: that you got wrong from the last time?

1344
01:03:35,360 --> 01:03:35,760
Speaker 2: Really?

1345
01:03:36,080 --> 01:03:39,000
Speaker 15: No, I just remember one.

1346
01:03:39,360 --> 01:03:44,960
Speaker 17: The spinnitch is the dish for florentine.

1347
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:47,400
Speaker 1: So now every time you see a menu with florentine

1348
01:03:47,440 --> 01:03:48,320
Speaker 1: on it, do you stream?

1349
01:03:48,840 --> 01:03:50,480
Speaker 14: I'm like, I know there's spinech in that.

1350
01:03:52,280 --> 01:03:53,440
Speaker 2: Don't try to trick me.

1351
01:03:53,720 --> 01:03:55,400
Speaker 3: Now, Brooke, it's your turn. Are you ready?

1352
01:03:55,680 --> 01:03:55,919
Speaker 9: Ready?

1353
01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:59,320
Speaker 5: Your time starts now? Today is National roller Coaster Day?

1354
01:03:59,640 --> 01:04:03,320
Speaker 5: Which date has the most roller coasters? Texas or California?

1355
01:04:03,560 --> 01:04:04,080
Speaker 2: Texas?

1356
01:04:04,160 --> 01:04:07,000
Speaker 3: Which amendment addresses our freedom of speech?

1357
01:04:07,640 --> 01:04:08,440
Speaker 2: The first Amendment?

1358
01:04:08,680 --> 01:04:09,600
Speaker 3: From what movie do we get?

1359
01:04:09,600 --> 01:04:12,240
Speaker 5: The famous line life is like a box of chalcol

1360
01:04:13,120 --> 01:04:17,920
Speaker 5: Which decade did Hawaii become a state fifties. Sidney Crosby

1361
01:04:18,080 --> 01:04:20,880
Speaker 5: is the youngest captain in history to win a championship

1362
01:04:20,920 --> 01:04:21,640
Speaker 5: in what sport?

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Speaker 2: Soccer?

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Speaker 5: In Britain they call this petrol What do we call

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Speaker 5: it in America? Gaes he gave it with the American

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Speaker 5: action on it. Let's go over to the scoreboard to

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Speaker 5: see how you both did with Jose I want to

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Speaker 5: be addicted tools.

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Speaker 11: You've got four correct today and Barron.

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Speaker 2: All right, show me Texas also for.

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Speaker 3: Game that ends in a time that in a house.

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Speaker 5: Unfortunately, I'm sorry, Amanda. Let's go to the answers here

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Speaker 5: to find out which one traumatized you this time. It's

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Speaker 5: National roller Coaster Day. The state with the most roller

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Speaker 5: coasters is California with ninety eight. Texas is next with

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Speaker 5: sixty five. The amendment that addresses our freedom of speech

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Speaker 5: is the first amendment we get the line life is

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Speaker 5: like a box of chocolates from Forrest Gump. Hawaii officially

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Speaker 5: became a state in the nineteen fifties, Amanda. Sidney Crosby

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Speaker 5: is the youngest captain in history to win a championship

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Speaker 5: in hockey. He was twenty one years old when he

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Speaker 5: won the Stanley Cup as team captain of the Penguins

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Speaker 5: of Pittsburgh.

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Speaker 3: In Britain, they call it petrol.

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Speaker 5: In America, we call it gasoline, or, as Brooks said, gas.

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Speaker 3: Ross.

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Speaker 9: Right.

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Speaker 5: So, Amanda, unfortunately not enough to beat Brooke here, but

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Speaker 5: just we are going to give you a pair of

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Speaker 5: tickets to see world renowned comedian and ventriloquist Paul Zurdin

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Speaker 5: at the Snowpualmy Casino on September seven.

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Speaker 16: That's awesome.

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Speaker 2: You are so fun. You laugh at everything. I love it.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm just happy to get through again.

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Speaker 3: You're awesome. You're welcome to come back on our show

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Speaker 3: whenever you want.

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Speaker 5: We're going to be back to do wind Brooks Bucks

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Speaker 5: same time on Monday, Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning