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Speaker 2: I you wanna way back home? Either way, we want

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Speaker 2: to be there. Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim,

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Speaker 1: Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 2: We scared her? Was it fine? Malborn?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do your need ride?

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Speaker 1: Ride with Karen and Chris? Welcome to Do you need

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Speaker 1: to ride? This is Chris.

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Speaker 2: Fairbanks and this is Karen Kilgarriff.

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Speaker 1: Hello, Karen, Hi Chris, how are you? I'm good, I'm good.

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Speaker 4: There's been some drama, some pet drama in my neighborhood.

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Speaker 4: Why well, there's a dog that is muscular like a human.

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Speaker 1: This dog looks like the rock.

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Speaker 4: And there's two separate occasions where I've I'm pulling up

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Speaker 4: that dog just bit a passing dog on a leash.

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Speaker 4: It's happened twice now, so that's just the times I've

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Speaker 4: seen it. And I do feel like a weird pet

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Speaker 4: detective because I heard him say to the woman who

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Speaker 4: was checking her dog, which had blood on its neck, like,

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Speaker 4: this is a big pit combined with another scary dog.

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Speaker 1: And he said, oh, he never does this.

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Speaker 4: And I'm like, ah, four or five months ago, I

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Speaker 4: I don't know how many dogs this dog is bitten,

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Speaker 4: but he jumps over the fence. Oh, and I've pet

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Speaker 4: that this scary dog and he's sweet to humans, but

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Meanwhile, this cat that is my neighbors that they called

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Speaker 4: the mooch, his collar says the mooch. That's because you

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Speaker 4: don't take care of him. And he's skinny. And now

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Speaker 4: He wants he's asking me to be his new owner,

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Speaker 4: but he's got a collar on and he's it's just

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Speaker 4: these folks had a baby.

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Speaker 1: I leave my windows open. You can learn a lot anyway.

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Speaker 2: I think here's the thing. You can always take a

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Speaker 2: It's like suddenly that's Charlie McCarthy. Yeah, and you're done,

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Speaker 2: that's your cat.

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Speaker 4: I think I should do that, but I did talk

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Speaker 1: They're like, yeah, that's our cat.

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Speaker 4: And I'm like, you just had a baby, right Because

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Speaker 4: I could see the baby, I could see what's happening.

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Speaker 1: They don't care about the cat anymore. They have a

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Speaker 4: Should I ask them next time I see them, Hey,

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Speaker 4: do you want me to adopt your cat?

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Speaker 2: I do, like you, No, they don't want you to.

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Speaker 2: They don't want you.

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Speaker 4: To, so I have to break the lawn steal their cat.

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Speaker 4: I mean, you're giving me permission.

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Speaker 2: I was doing a joke. Now I feel like I

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Speaker 1: Okay, I won't do that, but I am gonna let

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Speaker 1: him visit. I don't feed him either.

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Speaker 2: Here's the thing. Don't feed him because then it'll be

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Speaker 2: at your house all the time. But la cats, when

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Speaker 2: So, I mean, like, that's that's very common things.

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Speaker 4: And because this cat's name is the Mooch, I think

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Speaker 1: Whatever.

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Speaker 4: There's a lot of pet drama and I just wanted

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Speaker 2: What if you adopted a big, fat cat and then

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Speaker 2: and then cat wars, then the drama goes up ten.

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Speaker 2: I'm just saying, jump in there, be a part of it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I should be part of the community.

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Speaker 2: You know who else should be part of the community.

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Speaker 1: Our guests today, Oh god, you're so good at these guest.

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Speaker 2: Jump on this guest, segue with me, and we'll go

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Speaker 2: pick up our guest for today. You've seen her at

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Speaker 2: clubs and colleges all over the country, a lot of colleges.

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Speaker 2: She's also been on this podcast a handful of times.

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Speaker 2: She's a six name. I'm doing the intro on this

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Speaker 2: it's Fortune, femester Fortune.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, this is a real honor to be back.

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Speaker 1: You aren't doing colleges anymore, are you fortunate?

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Speaker 5: I was about to say no, and I literally have

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I told you, And is it all over the country.

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Speaker 5: I don't do many because colleges. Your soul hurts after

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Speaker 5: a lot of those gigs.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there's only a handful of good college gigs. But

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Speaker 1: I don't know why.

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Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, that sounds good because yours at noon.

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Speaker 5: It's at like seven pm, and it's been a way

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Speaker 5: because no college promotes them the shows.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know why they don't promote them.

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Speaker 5: And then when like fifty people show up, they go,

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Speaker 5: it's fine, we had to spend.

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Speaker 3: The money anyway.

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Speaker 4: Right, right, there is a they were breathing down our

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so don't worry about it. Can we give you more?

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Speaker 2: Fine.

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Speaker 5: I once had a hockey team come to my show

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Speaker 5: they got in trouble with their coach and they were

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Speaker 5: allowed to pick their punishment, and my my show was.

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Speaker 2: Part of their punishment.

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Speaker 5: Wait a minute, so I heckled these guys the entire show.

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Speaker 1: Oh, Okay, did they say we want to be roasted?

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Speaker 5: They were in the back there, but I mean there

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Speaker 3: Yeah, And I literally stopped the show.

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Speaker 5: I said, I just have to I have to ask,

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Speaker 5: so we picked your show.

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Speaker 4: That was the I hope that you really let a

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Speaker 1: You're just it's part of it.

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Speaker 4: It's totally normal that you're gonna get roasted by the comedian.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: People go, oh, I don't want to sit up front

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Speaker 2: You're at a play. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: I don't normally roast anyone, nor do I do that.

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Speaker 2: Do you honestly think it was a punishment or do

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Speaker 3: The entire team was there. It was one hundred.

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Speaker 3: Or you.

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Speaker 2: We were either had to do a half hour of cardio.

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Speaker 5: That's so funny, or sit here through this big old

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Speaker 2: I was doing some college back east and at the end,

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Speaker 2: but but we don't care about stuff like that. That's right,

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Speaker 2: So feel free to repeat anything.

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Speaker 2: They're totally babies.

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Speaker 2: Why am I here?

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Speaker 4: I do just anyone should do their due diligence as

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Speaker 4: about about you fortune some things I didn't know. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 4: but at your graduation there was an actress that spoke

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Speaker 1: Simmons spoke. He went to that college that Oh.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and then you ended up being her assistant in LA.

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Speaker 3: She was the commencement speaker.

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Speaker 3: I was a student speaker, and uh crushed.

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Speaker 1: Will you come work for me?

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Speaker 5: Well? She just kind of was like, let me know

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Speaker 4: They just showed my original crappy set. Yeah, so it

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Speaker 2: Just that is funny. He's like, yeah, whatever, it's always

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Speaker 4: Maybe it's because I'm not religious, but were you nervous

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Speaker 1: In a church.

446
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Speaker 4: Oh I thought that was like your childhood Methodist church.

447
00:22:10,359 --> 00:22:13,520
Speaker 1: I didn't know it was a theater. It's clearly a church.

448
00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:18,240
Speaker 5: My childhood Methodist church is just red carpet everywhere, so

449
00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:20,000
Speaker 5: much red carpet.

450
00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:25,159
Speaker 2: That must have been like the cheaper carpet or something,

451
00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:28,800
Speaker 2: because it doesn't seem I'm wait, were you really Methodists

452
00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:31,359
Speaker 2: or you're just saying that I really was. Yeah, that's

453
00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:35,240
Speaker 2: hilarious because I feel like in Catholic churches, red and

454
00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:40,600
Speaker 2: burgundy is usually what the carpet color is too. Yeah.

455
00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:43,919
Speaker 4: Well yeah, try to get a runner in any other color.

456
00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:47,440
Speaker 4: They're always red because of Hollywood.

457
00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:50,880
Speaker 5: I think red is part of the Methodist like emblem

458
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:54,480
Speaker 5: or like it's all always red stuff.

459
00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:57,320
Speaker 4: So yeah, yeah, that logo is across with like a

460
00:22:57,359 --> 00:23:00,760
Speaker 4: little red sash on it or its flames, I can't remember.

461
00:23:02,359 --> 00:23:05,000
Speaker 5: And so somebody was just like, let's go all red,

462
00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:09,040
Speaker 5: go with it, and it's so much red it's very jarring.

463
00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:11,399
Speaker 5: When you walk in there, you're like, whoa, it's really

464
00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:13,639
Speaker 5: red in here at Christmas is nice?

465
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:18,080
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's it's gotta be. That's

466
00:23:18,119 --> 00:23:19,760
Speaker 4: all I think of when I think of churches, I

467
00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:20,600
Speaker 4: think Christmas.

468
00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:22,560
Speaker 3: What church did? What church did you go to?

469
00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:25,360
Speaker 1: Oh? It was in a river runs through it? It

470
00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:28,159
Speaker 1: was like famously the church that the dad was the

471
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:32,120
Speaker 1: preacher at, and it's in the movie and everything Tom's scart.

472
00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:35,600
Speaker 5: That was a good movie for Brad Pitt. Looks wise.

473
00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:45,840
Speaker 5: He was very handsome in that movie. Other times, eh.

474
00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:43,600
Speaker 2: Other times he's hard to look at.

475
00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:50,760
Speaker 5: At that time, real fugly. He was very handsome in

476
00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:51,440
Speaker 5: that movie.

477
00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:54,960
Speaker 2: He looks good. Fly fishing that Brad pep does something about.

478
00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:58,040
Speaker 3: Yeah that long those long locks and fly fishing.

479
00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:02,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, growing up on that in where exactly they shot

480
00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:05,240
Speaker 4: a river runs through it, where there are three rivers

481
00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:06,000
Speaker 4: that go through town.

482
00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:07,920
Speaker 1: There's so much pressure to be a fisherman.

483
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,960
Speaker 2: Were you a fisherman? A beautiful fisherman?

484
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:14,960
Speaker 1: I never, I've never once even tried it. Never. I

485
00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:16,119
Speaker 1: maybe once.

486
00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:17,520
Speaker 2: I've been fly fishing.

487
00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:21,080
Speaker 5: It's pretty fun, but it was I went in Alaska

488
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:24,520
Speaker 5: where like you throw out a line and you're gonna

489
00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:26,080
Speaker 5: get catch like twenty salmon.

490
00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:26,920
Speaker 2: Yeah.

491
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:29,680
Speaker 4: I think the time that you're supposed to, like have

492
00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:32,040
Speaker 4: the fly just hover over the water, you whip it

493
00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:34,439
Speaker 4: and it comes back, and you're supposed to the fish

494
00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:36,360
Speaker 4: is supposed to jump out of the water to get

495
00:24:36,359 --> 00:24:38,600
Speaker 4: your fly. But every time I did it, That's why

496
00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:40,439
Speaker 4: I said, I've never really done it, because I've just

497
00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:43,440
Speaker 4: lazily let it float on the surface of the water

498
00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:45,520
Speaker 4: and then a fish gets it, and it's like, oh, look.

499
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:48,119
Speaker 1: At me, look at me. I did it, and everyone

500
00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:50,639
Speaker 1: around you was frustrated, like, well, you did it wrong.

501
00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:52,400
Speaker 3: You did You didn't let it hover.

502
00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:54,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta let it hover.

503
00:24:54,359 --> 00:24:56,879
Speaker 2: That's why you don't fish crisis because it sounds really

504
00:24:56,920 --> 00:25:01,080
Speaker 2: competitive and like there's a bunch of fishermen ready to criticize. Yeah,

505
00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:01,560
Speaker 2: it is.

506
00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:04,360
Speaker 1: It's very competitive in the small group you go with

507
00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:06,480
Speaker 1: these judging.

508
00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:10,639
Speaker 2: Fisherman you Tom Scarett, Brad Pitt, just on your back,

509
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,080
Speaker 2: at your throat.

510
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:18,080
Speaker 4: We're wearing the same pair of dumb waiters.

511
00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:19,199
Speaker 1: That's totally different.

512
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:31,040
Speaker 2: Just reg regular fortune on Elise, our producer did some

513
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:34,679
Speaker 2: research for us. Oh, have we talked about the fact

514
00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:38,119
Speaker 2: that you went to a debutante ball when you were

515
00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:39,960
Speaker 2: a teen. I don't know if you and I've talked

516
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:40,359
Speaker 2: about it.

517
00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:45,159
Speaker 5: I mentioned it in my Netflix special, but we just like,

518
00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:47,560
Speaker 5: I kind of skimmed over it because Page, speaking of

519
00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:50,960
Speaker 5: Page Heroo's made me talk about it, yes, because not

520
00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:56,000
Speaker 5: many people knew that I am infected debutante. And she goes,

521
00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:59,920
Speaker 5: you have to tell people this, I go, why it's embarrassed.

522
00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:03,040
Speaker 1: Wait, it's a caliber that you achieved, like at a

523
00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:04,240
Speaker 1: pageant level.

524
00:26:04,359 --> 00:26:06,040
Speaker 2: There's no achievement to it.

525
00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:09,800
Speaker 5: It's like your mom, Like if your mom was one,

526
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:13,639
Speaker 5: they'll oftentimes like ask the daughter of the mom to

527
00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:14,120
Speaker 5: be one.

528
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:16,480
Speaker 3: But it's this hoity toity thing.

529
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:20,120
Speaker 5: And Page thought it was interesting because I grew up

530
00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:26,040
Speaker 5: not having money, and she just thought poor debutante was hilarious.

531
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:30,720
Speaker 5: And long story short, my mom's family had a lot

532
00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:33,080
Speaker 5: of money back in the day. Her dad was a

533
00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:37,280
Speaker 5: very successful contractor who built like schools and churches and

534
00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:40,680
Speaker 5: houses all over North Carolina. And then he died when

535
00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:45,320
Speaker 5: she was like seventeen, unexpectedly, and my grandmother, through a

536
00:26:45,359 --> 00:26:48,800
Speaker 5: series of bad like business decisions and other family drama,

537
00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:53,600
Speaker 5: lost basically all the money that he left her. By

538
00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:56,000
Speaker 5: the time I was like coming up, there was no money,

539
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,640
Speaker 5: and my dad did not come. My dad came from

540
00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:03,800
Speaker 5: like a trailer, like he hitchhike to school. So very

541
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:07,440
Speaker 5: different worlds that my parents had. And so I grew

542
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:10,960
Speaker 5: up more. I had like manners and stuff from my grandmother,

543
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:13,080
Speaker 5: always instilling that in me. But I grew up more

544
00:27:13,119 --> 00:27:16,280
Speaker 5: of like hanging out, you know, at the Hooters, eating

545
00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:19,960
Speaker 5: chicken wings, watching a NASCAR And then I suddenly am

546
00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:22,480
Speaker 5: like about to go into my senior of high school

547
00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:25,840
Speaker 5: and I get this invite to be in a debutante

548
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:30,120
Speaker 5: and I'm like, god, no, this is horrific. I don't

549
00:27:30,119 --> 00:27:30,840
Speaker 5: want to do this.

550
00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:34,920
Speaker 3: And my mom, trying to relive her glory days, was like.

551
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:37,240
Speaker 2: You will do this.

552
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:45,480
Speaker 5: I was like held hostage. I was like, I begrudgingly

553
00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:46,679
Speaker 5: had to go through her.

554
00:27:47,359 --> 00:27:51,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, what are the the one like this is a

555
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:53,800
Speaker 1: dinner fork, this is a salad fork.

556
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:56,760
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, opera length gloves, That's what I'm picturing.

557
00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:57,080
Speaker 1: Yeah.

558
00:27:57,119 --> 00:28:00,200
Speaker 5: Well, so this summer before your senior of high school, Well,

559
00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:03,320
Speaker 5: it's a lot of luncheons. It's a lot of manners,

560
00:28:03,359 --> 00:28:06,640
Speaker 5: like here's how you you know, play settings, here's what

561
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:09,520
Speaker 5: you do. It's a lot of like little sandwiches and

562
00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:12,920
Speaker 5: you're just chatting with like women of a certain age,

563
00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:15,000
Speaker 5: just who have money, and you're just like.

564
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:17,560
Speaker 3: Thank you for the luncheon. You know, it's all very

565
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:18,880
Speaker 3: like mindus being.

566
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:21,600
Speaker 2: Nice, being nice to old people who have a lot

567
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:24,800
Speaker 2: of money. Yeah, getting ready to socialize with those old people.

568
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:27,920
Speaker 2: You know, this is what you're marrying into. Yeah, that's

569
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,480
Speaker 2: right after you graduate high school.

570
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:34,080
Speaker 5: Then Christmas of your freshman year of college, you have

571
00:28:34,119 --> 00:28:36,919
Speaker 5: to come home and do the debutante ball where you

572
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,720
Speaker 5: wear a large gown that looks like a wedding dress

573
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:42,840
Speaker 5: and the yah the big white gloves. Your brother or

574
00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:46,320
Speaker 5: your father walks you down and presents.

575
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:53,240
Speaker 2: You to society. It's so it's so like not me.

576
00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:57,840
Speaker 5: But my mom was just being like oh, you know,

577
00:28:57,920 --> 00:29:01,600
Speaker 5: like she was so in her l And when I

578
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:04,120
Speaker 5: was trying to figure out the jokes for the special,

579
00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:06,800
Speaker 5: like I didn't know how we were going to pay

580
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:09,040
Speaker 5: for it, and I was like, we can't do this.

581
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:10,240
Speaker 5: How are we going to pay for it? And I

582
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:13,400
Speaker 5: would come home and the couch would be missing because

583
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:17,400
Speaker 5: I'm also sold it to pay.

584
00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:18,280
Speaker 3: For the luncheon.

585
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:22,880
Speaker 1: You're kidding, you have to It's like an investment.

586
00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:25,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, you have to pay for that dumb stuff.

587
00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:25,640
Speaker 2: Can you win?

588
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,040
Speaker 1: Do you win? At the end? No one was there

589
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:28,600
Speaker 1: a winner.

590
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:32,560
Speaker 5: It's you know the South like oh anxiety, like like

591
00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:36,600
Speaker 5: you know, the keeping up with the Joneses kind of vibe.

592
00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:40,520
Speaker 5: It's you know, it's even more antiquated now. I don't know.

593
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:43,120
Speaker 5: I think they still have it. I have no idea.

594
00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:45,200
Speaker 1: I think it's a Southern thing, that kind of thing.

595
00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:46,760
Speaker 1: It's not. It's Montana.

596
00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:50,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's started like Paris. I think it's national. It's

597
00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:52,640
Speaker 2: just it's for rich people. That's why most of us

598
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:55,479
Speaker 2: don't know anything about it, because it's essentially like you

599
00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:59,160
Speaker 2: don't win, but you are socializing the mothers of the

600
00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:02,640
Speaker 2: men that hope you will date and then marry because

601
00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:04,840
Speaker 2: they want money to marry money, so that it all

602
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:07,840
Speaker 2: stays at the top. Essentially. I didn't meet anyone.

603
00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:13,400
Speaker 5: No husbands, I'm sorry, I know, no husbands.

604
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:16,360
Speaker 3: So it was a real of bust.

605
00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:18,760
Speaker 2: You didn't land a man, so you had to go

606
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:22,080
Speaker 2: to LA and become a journalist instead. What's that?

607
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:24,000
Speaker 1: Oh? The painters coming in?

608
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:26,560
Speaker 2: Painters are is that it?

609
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:27,680
Speaker 3: Are you coming back?

610
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:29,640
Speaker 2: Or thank you?

611
00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:33,160
Speaker 1: I really I want him to come in and say

612
00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:35,680
Speaker 1: the house. Well, they told us that.

613
00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:38,160
Speaker 5: They're like, this is the last day. We're not coming back.

614
00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:40,240
Speaker 5: But that's why I was like, are you coming back?

615
00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:43,040
Speaker 2: And he's like, we'd love to come back, thank you.

616
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:44,840
Speaker 3: Because he didn't finish everything.

617
00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:48,600
Speaker 1: AnyWho, I'm telling you, I've been watching this old House.

618
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:52,160
Speaker 1: I always knew about this old house. Yeah, and I

619
00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:55,280
Speaker 1: didn't know it was such a regional like Boston thing.

620
00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:59,480
Speaker 1: And they show like time lapsed footage of them actually

621
00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:00,400
Speaker 1: building houses.

622
00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:03,640
Speaker 4: It's fascinating. I like all the interviews. I like even

623
00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:07,000
Speaker 4: when they're talking about plumbing fixtures. So I'd love it

624
00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:09,280
Speaker 4: if you could call that guy in. I'll just say

625
00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:10,640
Speaker 4: what he was doing today.

626
00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:14,840
Speaker 5: He was poking his head through the door like bye bye.

627
00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:17,960
Speaker 5: I was like, well, we still have several rooms left.

628
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:21,000
Speaker 5: He's like, bye bye, see a.

629
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:23,040
Speaker 2: Friend, see us in.

630
00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:26,160
Speaker 5: We've been doing through like three months of renovations and

631
00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:29,040
Speaker 5: this was supposed to be the final day. But I

632
00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:30,720
Speaker 5: guess Mondays is the final day.

633
00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:33,720
Speaker 2: That's right. Yeah, it always lasts so much longer than

634
00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:35,280
Speaker 2: anyone expects.

635
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:38,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, is it an old house that you're modernizing.

636
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:41,600
Speaker 5: I've had this house for like eight years and just

637
00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:45,320
Speaker 5: have barely touched it and all the time I've had it.

638
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:49,360
Speaker 3: And we just started looking around like everybody going.

639
00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:54,160
Speaker 5: Oh, we like, you know, the walls are dingy, and

640
00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:55,240
Speaker 5: we got our floor.

641
00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:56,280
Speaker 3: Our floors are old.

642
00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:59,520
Speaker 5: This is the house like nineteen forty seven, so the

643
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:00,760
Speaker 5: floors needed some love.

644
00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:04,120
Speaker 3: We got them stained and sanded and uh.

645
00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:07,480
Speaker 5: And our furniture, like our couch was so bad that

646
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:10,520
Speaker 5: we tried to like donate it and they were like, no,

647
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:14,840
Speaker 5: thank you, and we're like, oh it was it was

648
00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:15,520
Speaker 5: that bad.

649
00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:18,240
Speaker 4: You know, you should sell it and get into another

650
00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:19,240
Speaker 4: debutante patch.

651
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:23,480
Speaker 5: So yeah, I don't live my life very fancy, as

652
00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:26,040
Speaker 5: you can see. But we we just did the some

653
00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:29,360
Speaker 5: of the basic stuff. But these these painters, it's been

654
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:32,640
Speaker 5: a journey. We're like, is that supposed to be a

655
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:37,800
Speaker 5: giant bubble in the hallway? They're like, I don't know.

656
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:41,960
Speaker 2: I can say say.

657
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:44,800
Speaker 3: You're like, is that how the wall is supposed to

658
00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:45,400
Speaker 3: be patched?

659
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:47,960
Speaker 5: It's like six holes are jabbed into the wall with

660
00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:49,520
Speaker 5: like somebuddy over it.

661
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:51,720
Speaker 2: You're like, I don't think it's supposed to look like that.

662
00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:52,800
Speaker 2: I don't know.

663
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:57,440
Speaker 5: So yeah, you know, especially when there's two ladies involved,

664
00:32:57,480 --> 00:33:00,000
Speaker 5: they just everybody looks at you, like what do you want,

665
00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:04,040
Speaker 5: and you're like, we just want pretty walls.

666
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:07,120
Speaker 4: When I was early in college, I painted my mom's

667
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:09,680
Speaker 4: house because she asked me to, and I didn't really

668
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:11,680
Speaker 4: know what I was doing, but I had some friends

669
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:12,840
Speaker 4: show me some stuff.

670
00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:14,040
Speaker 1: But I went and looked at.

671
00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:18,840
Speaker 4: It recently, totally just trespassing because I don't know who

672
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:21,840
Speaker 4: lives there now, but I want to see. I really

673
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,480
Speaker 4: think I did a good job. Like all the lines

674
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:27,720
Speaker 4: are straight. I didn't use any tape. It's all done.

675
00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:30,360
Speaker 4: I mean it was outside. It's kind of you can

676
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:33,360
Speaker 4: get away with more with outside than indoors.

677
00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:35,440
Speaker 1: But yeah, there should be no bubbling.

678
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:40,040
Speaker 3: Well, if it's bubbling, it means the lesbian part of me.

679
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:40,640
Speaker 2: Is troubling this.

680
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:44,440
Speaker 5: If it's bubbling, it's troubling. I should have told him that.

681
00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:50,200
Speaker 5: It means it wasn't sanded properly. Oh right, well, yeah,

682
00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:52,880
Speaker 5: I never did. I didn't that was That's the least

683
00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:55,480
Speaker 5: fun is scraping everything on. Well, the prep work is

684
00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:58,840
Speaker 5: the worst part of painting, for sure. That's why everybody

685
00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:02,000
Speaker 5: skimps on that part. Yeah, but that's what makes it suck.

686
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:03,280
Speaker 5: If you didn't prep it right.

687
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:06,760
Speaker 2: That's right, and they of course don't want to go back. Yeah,

688
00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:09,520
Speaker 2: it's just like no. I just wanted to be over

689
00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:13,040
Speaker 2: during quarantine, which was actually kind of fun because then

690
00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:14,799
Speaker 2: I had people at my house all the time because

691
00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:17,640
Speaker 2: I had some shelves put in. And then the one

692
00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:22,239
Speaker 2: time it rained in twenty twenty, after like three days

693
00:34:22,239 --> 00:34:24,680
Speaker 2: of rain, I looked and I was like, oh, there

694
00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:28,040
Speaker 2: was bubbling on this one, you know, window frame. And

695
00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:29,600
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, that's not good. I'm going to

696
00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:32,080
Speaker 2: show the guys when they show up. And we all

697
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:33,840
Speaker 2: stood around, and the guys like, you know, this is

698
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:37,280
Speaker 2: really bad, right because that water's coming from the roof.

699
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:41,200
Speaker 2: It was that thing where like slowly but surely, thing

700
00:34:41,239 --> 00:34:44,160
Speaker 2: after thing where I ended up having to reroof part

701
00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:47,120
Speaker 2: of my roof really repaint the whole thing. They had

702
00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:49,920
Speaker 2: to put the electrical in. It was like a hole.

703
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:57,160
Speaker 2: Once you pull that thread, you're screwed. I know. Amazing. Yeah,

704
00:34:57,160 --> 00:34:59,400
Speaker 2: but it was nice because then guys were showing up everyone,

705
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:01,160
Speaker 2: so I was like, hey, what's up. I had a

706
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:05,680
Speaker 2: little bit of company, my companions, Yeah, some paid companions.

707
00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:06,080
Speaker 6: Yo.

708
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:07,920
Speaker 2: It's nice in quarantine.

709
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,560
Speaker 4: I don't know why it affected me so much when

710
00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:12,319
Speaker 4: I was a kid in that movie The Money Pit

711
00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:16,799
Speaker 4: where Tom Hanks, it's so hilarious, long movie and everything's full.

712
00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:19,319
Speaker 4: I remember it's stressing me out. It's like, because you

713
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:22,400
Speaker 4: get so excited they buy this fancy house and it

714
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:24,799
Speaker 4: literally topples over on them.

715
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:26,279
Speaker 1: It was fucking horrifying.

716
00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:29,480
Speaker 2: That's so funny. The part where he falls through the floor.

717
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:33,000
Speaker 2: We lost our minds because that movie and Long and.

718
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:36,239
Speaker 1: The carpet is keeping so his body. Yeah, like a.

719
00:35:36,239 --> 00:35:39,319
Speaker 2: Little carpet pocket in the floor and quick, Kelly Long

720
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:42,200
Speaker 2: is like get out of there or whatever. It's so funny.

721
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:44,760
Speaker 2: And we were I was probably like twelve or something

722
00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:48,480
Speaker 2: and it was on cable and we watched The Money

723
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:52,240
Speaker 2: Pit probably fifteen times because we were just like on again.

724
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:53,719
Speaker 2: Everyone gathered around, they.

725
00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:55,719
Speaker 5: Need to make movies like that again. How am I

726
00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:58,520
Speaker 5: bring back those silly comedies for real?

727
00:35:58,719 --> 00:35:58,959
Speaker 2: Yeah?

728
00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:02,400
Speaker 4: Or make Yeah, Tom Hanks do slapstick again. He was

729
00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:05,680
Speaker 4: so like the Man with One Red Show. I remember

730
00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:09,960
Speaker 4: him making me laugh so hard without even saying anything,

731
00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:13,080
Speaker 4: just by falling over. And you think that he just

732
00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:17,880
Speaker 4: became this oscar full on serious actor.

733
00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:19,120
Speaker 3: He's an oscar guy.

734
00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:24,320
Speaker 2: We're like we love big Yeah to your Rooks.

735
00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:26,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, eat your tiny corn.

736
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:29,759
Speaker 2: Come on, you son of a bitch. Got that guy.

737
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:31,640
Speaker 4: I would if I saw Tom Hanks, I'd call him

738
00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:34,520
Speaker 4: son of a bit, right, I love it, he would

739
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:34,920
Speaker 4: love it.

740
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:36,600
Speaker 1: Eat that tiny corn, you son of a bit.

741
00:36:36,719 --> 00:36:39,280
Speaker 2: Tom Hanks went to Sack State, which is the college

742
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:45,120
Speaker 2: I dropped, was kicked out, attended for your ragger, right.

743
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:49,319
Speaker 2: He was in the drama department. So, and that's most

744
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:51,400
Speaker 2: of my classes that I didn't fail were in the

745
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:54,759
Speaker 2: drama department. And they talked about him all the time.

746
00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:59,000
Speaker 2: It was it was just like I mean, rightfully so,

747
00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:03,880
Speaker 2: but it was like everybody worshiped that guy, and they

748
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:06,919
Speaker 2: all talked about what a natural, what an obvious talent,

749
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:10,520
Speaker 2: and what a natural talent he was from the beginning, Yeah, yeah,

750
00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:13,040
Speaker 2: that's cool. Yeah, and then you're like, how am I

751
00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:18,480
Speaker 2: doing compared to what would say? I remember there was

752
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:20,880
Speaker 2: one acting teacher and he went around. One of the

753
00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:23,640
Speaker 2: things near the end of the class was he would

754
00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:26,879
Speaker 2: go around and tell you your type. And I kind

755
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:29,360
Speaker 2: of didn't know what it meant per se, but it

756
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:31,320
Speaker 2: was like so he was just like you're a leading

757
00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:34,839
Speaker 2: man and you're deadadad and he goes, Karen, I think

758
00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:37,560
Speaker 2: you'd be the mother, and then he just moved on

759
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:41,160
Speaker 2: and I was just like, I got to get out

760
00:37:41,239 --> 00:37:43,920
Speaker 2: of here. You beat the mother.

761
00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:47,319
Speaker 3: My drama teacher did not care for me. He was

762
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:51,239
Speaker 3: just like, here's the broom, go sweep, go sweep backstage.

763
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:57,960
Speaker 4: My older sister was like, the drama teacher loved her.

764
00:37:58,160 --> 00:38:00,560
Speaker 4: And then six years passed and then I was in there.

765
00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:03,840
Speaker 4: So I just wasn't taking the craft seriously and she

766
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:07,680
Speaker 4: could tell, Yeah, she could tell there's a real disappointment

767
00:38:07,719 --> 00:38:08,800
Speaker 4: to that drama department.

768
00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:14,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, but guess who's out here doing it. Guys, we are.

769
00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:17,960
Speaker 2: Guess who's killing it in show business. I was wearing

770
00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:20,800
Speaker 2: my glasses on my head like this almost all day yesterday,

771
00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:22,480
Speaker 2: and then I was like, oh, this is a very

772
00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:25,200
Speaker 2: drama teacher of me. And I finally caught myself on

773
00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:26,759
Speaker 2: like one of the zooms that I was on. I

774
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:30,760
Speaker 2: was like, glasses as a headband is very like kooky

775
00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:32,520
Speaker 2: middle aged drama teacher.

776
00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:33,160
Speaker 3: For sure.

777
00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:36,920
Speaker 2: I think that might be my new the phase I'm

778
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:37,399
Speaker 2: going into.

779
00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:40,360
Speaker 3: You're like, everyone closed your eyes picture a box.

780
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:44,640
Speaker 2: Now you're stuck in the box. How are you getting

781
00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:47,400
Speaker 2: out of his box. Take that box, put it in

782
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:52,239
Speaker 2: a river. It's flowing. That was a ship.

783
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:55,120
Speaker 3: I was like, what wasn't acting?

784
00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:59,560
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, That's that's why I didn't ever want a

785
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:03,279
Speaker 4: taking acting class, is because I felt like they're going

786
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:05,480
Speaker 4: to make you crinkle into a ball and pretend to

787
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:08,920
Speaker 4: be a flower growing yes, or then act out things

788
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:11,600
Speaker 4: like that and I'm like, I can't because they want

789
00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:14,480
Speaker 4: you to play yeah, and I didn't want I'm like,

790
00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:18,360
Speaker 4: can we just go straight to the sarcastic dialogue?

791
00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:22,000
Speaker 2: Yeah? For real? I still remember there was a day

792
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:26,399
Speaker 2: in one class where they were like, everybody walk around

793
00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:29,200
Speaker 2: the room like you're moving through honey. I was just like,

794
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:32,839
Speaker 2: this would never happen, Like, even in the craziest play

795
00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:34,680
Speaker 2: in the world, I'm not going to need to know

796
00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:38,879
Speaker 2: or practice walking through honey. It's just it's not relevant here.

797
00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:39,239
Speaker 1: Yeah.

798
00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:43,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, ours was a lot of like everyone would cry, just.

799
00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:45,879
Speaker 1: Cry, and that's before the teacher got there.

800
00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:50,640
Speaker 2: I'd look around, like, what why is everyone crying? Everyone?

801
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:57,439
Speaker 5: Okay, just a bunch of angsty nineteen year old girls yep,

802
00:39:57,880 --> 00:39:59,520
Speaker 5: feeling things.

803
00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:03,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was the other I was always scared to

804
00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:05,439
Speaker 1: take a class because I thought the first thing they're

805
00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:07,960
Speaker 1: going to ask you do is point and say cry

806
00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:10,560
Speaker 1: cry right now on command. Yeah, and as I don't

807
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:11,520
Speaker 1: know if I could do that.

808
00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:16,959
Speaker 5: For us, we found our place. We found comedy. Yeah yeah, yeah,

809
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:18,640
Speaker 5: So that's all that mattered.

810
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,440
Speaker 4: I just do comedy on the road and then cry

811
00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:24,240
Speaker 4: in my hotel just kidding while.

812
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:28,320
Speaker 2: You're watching Law and Order by yourself in old hotel room.

813
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:30,760
Speaker 3: I cry at Applebee's in between jigs.

814
00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:33,879
Speaker 1: Oh there's always an apple Bee's.

815
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:39,279
Speaker 2: The last time I was home, my friend Adrian and

816
00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:42,680
Speaker 2: I went to Applebee's and I swear to God, that

817
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:45,359
Speaker 2: place is just it's rock solid. I mean you can

818
00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:49,719
Speaker 2: always get something you want there, something like have you

819
00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:52,640
Speaker 2: ever had their pub cheese? They have like pretzel sticks

820
00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:55,759
Speaker 2: with pub cheese. That's good, it is. I mean I

821
00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:56,560
Speaker 2: have had that.

822
00:40:56,800 --> 00:40:58,520
Speaker 3: You're like, it's cheese, baby.

823
00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:03,200
Speaker 2: It's probably seven thousand calories, no joke. It's like the

824
00:41:03,239 --> 00:41:06,440
Speaker 2: worst thing you could be eating, but it's so awesome.

825
00:41:06,719 --> 00:41:09,799
Speaker 2: How do you like a tub of cheese? Yes? I'm

826
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:10,080
Speaker 2: a fan.

827
00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:12,200
Speaker 1: They also have like their low calmet.

828
00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:14,880
Speaker 4: I went there with my sister in Spokane, the whole family,

829
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:18,240
Speaker 4: and they she got some I'm on a diet plate

830
00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:21,560
Speaker 4: and it was in the middle of it. This is

831
00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:24,440
Speaker 4: so gross. It was not just a hair. It's like

832
00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:29,520
Speaker 4: someone took one of those old brushes and just took

833
00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:32,319
Speaker 4: the hair from a brush and put it yes, and

834
00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:34,799
Speaker 4: it was in the sauce. And she's like, there's not

835
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:38,560
Speaker 4: just a hair, but it looked like a malicious fuck

836
00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:41,920
Speaker 4: this job. And I'm so tired of working on this

837
00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:45,120
Speaker 4: low cowplate. Yeah, and the guy it was so funny

838
00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:47,440
Speaker 4: to watch the waiter like backpedal and be like, well,

839
00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:51,120
Speaker 4: it could be the basting brush. She's like, well, this

840
00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:53,600
Speaker 4: is actually and the guy's like, oh my god. It

841
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:57,360
Speaker 4: was just clearly a ball of hair from a brush,

842
00:41:57,680 --> 00:42:00,279
Speaker 4: and then he rushed back. There's no way someone didn't

843
00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:03,160
Speaker 4: get fired. It was like a malicious dropping the air ball.

844
00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:04,840
Speaker 2: That's so gross.

845
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:07,800
Speaker 4: And I haven't been the no offense to Apple because

846
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:10,840
Speaker 4: you're right, they are usually solid as a rock. But man,

847
00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:13,920
Speaker 4: this time it was just some renegade that was working

848
00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:14,440
Speaker 4: in the kitchen.

849
00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:15,480
Speaker 1: Who knows what happened.

850
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:18,239
Speaker 4: It happen he was on the lamb, he ran from

851
00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:19,920
Speaker 4: the law and he threw a hair ball in a

852
00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:21,640
Speaker 4: plate and we just happened to be a wrong place,

853
00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:22,120
Speaker 4: wrong time.

854
00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:26,880
Speaker 2: Oh wait, we've gone far too long without asking fortune

855
00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:31,520
Speaker 2: you were married a year ago, but you just celebrated

856
00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:35,680
Speaker 2: your wedding Yeah a couple weeknds. Oh okay, I did

857
00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:38,040
Speaker 2: let it go. What will you tell us about it?

858
00:42:38,239 --> 00:42:39,279
Speaker 2: I sure will. Yeah.

859
00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:42,840
Speaker 5: We got married a year ago in October, you know,

860
00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:46,680
Speaker 5: very quickly. We planned it in like three weeks, got

861
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:49,960
Speaker 5: an airbnb and had like five friends that were in

862
00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:55,840
Speaker 5: our bubble come and we zoomed our family. So it

863
00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:58,560
Speaker 5: was really it's not how we planned it, but it

864
00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:00,920
Speaker 5: was a really awesome, beautiful day. But I think our

865
00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:03,920
Speaker 5: families were pretty bummed, like not to be there, and

866
00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:08,360
Speaker 5: we couldn't really invite many friends, and so we always

867
00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:11,279
Speaker 5: said that we would have something, you know, in like

868
00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:13,600
Speaker 5: a year or whenever it was like safer to do so,

869
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:16,480
Speaker 5: and I think our families are like, yeah, whatever, sure

870
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:18,240
Speaker 5: you will, and we're.

871
00:43:18,040 --> 00:43:19,000
Speaker 2: Like, no, we really are.

872
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:22,239
Speaker 5: So it was always our plan that like we basically

873
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:25,880
Speaker 5: like our reception part of the wedding would be a

874
00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:26,399
Speaker 5: year later.

875
00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:28,120
Speaker 2: So we yeah, we.

876
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:31,520
Speaker 5: Rented out a place in Palm Springs, this restaurant, and

877
00:43:32,239 --> 00:43:34,440
Speaker 5: had the reception part of the wedding a couple of

878
00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:37,720
Speaker 5: weeks ago, and it was super fun. We had a

879
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:41,480
Speaker 5: Nina West, who's a dragon queen from RuPaul's Drag Race,

880
00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:45,400
Speaker 5: Oh yeah yeah, came and did this like a lesbian medley,

881
00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:49,320
Speaker 5: lip syncing medley, like it was like closer to Fine

882
00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:53,399
Speaker 5: and Sarah McGlaughlin songs and like Melissa Ether like come

883
00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:58,120
Speaker 5: to my window. It was so funny seeing this hilarious

884
00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:01,880
Speaker 5: drag queen sing all these lesbians songs and everyone was

885
00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:06,040
Speaker 5: like shouting the words with her, and it was just

886
00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:09,480
Speaker 5: like a really fun like it was dancing and karaoke

887
00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:13,040
Speaker 5: and people were just having a ball. It was The

888
00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:15,480
Speaker 5: restaurant was perfect because it was like indoor outdoors, so

889
00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:17,200
Speaker 5: it wasn't you didn't feel all covidy.

890
00:44:17,719 --> 00:44:18,959
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah.

891
00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:22,840
Speaker 5: And our families came and I think it really was

892
00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:26,040
Speaker 5: special to them. They felt like, you know, finally they

893
00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:29,239
Speaker 5: were kind of a part of our celebration and are

894
00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:31,680
Speaker 5: a little bit more of our part of our marriage,

895
00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:35,839
Speaker 5: and it was really awesome. We even had uh, we're

896
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:39,440
Speaker 5: friends with Natalie Mains from The Chicks formerly the Dixie Chicks.

897
00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:43,920
Speaker 5: She sang the last couple of songs with Jackson and

898
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:49,239
Speaker 5: I at karaoke. Yeah, we sang a a Goodbye Earl,

899
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:51,719
Speaker 5: because that's how Natalie and I met a couple of

900
00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:55,520
Speaker 5: years ago, singing that together for a Comedy Central thing.

901
00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:58,960
Speaker 5: And then we because Nina had only sing as a

902
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:02,760
Speaker 5: couple of snippets of clothes Fine, we ended with Natalie

903
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:07,520
Speaker 5: singing closer to Fine, and everybody was just laughing, like

904
00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:11,160
Speaker 5: singing the words and dancing and it was so fun,

905
00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:14,960
Speaker 5: just like one big love fest the whole night.

906
00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:18,359
Speaker 2: That's amazing, Okay, Natalie Maines has one of the best

907
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:19,680
Speaker 2: singing voices of all time.

908
00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:21,440
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's incredible.

909
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:21,960
Speaker 2: Yeah.

910
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:24,560
Speaker 5: We I've made friends with her like four or five

911
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:27,360
Speaker 5: years ago, and you know, La is a weird place

912
00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:30,359
Speaker 5: where you never really think that you'll stay in touch

913
00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:32,560
Speaker 5: with anyone, or that anyone famous is.

914
00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:35,200
Speaker 3: You're like, they're probably flaky.

915
00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:35,839
Speaker 2: I don't.

916
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:39,879
Speaker 5: I don't really have like famous friends per se. And

917
00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:43,960
Speaker 5: she's just been like a solid person in our life

918
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:47,239
Speaker 5: who would, like, every like a couple of months, we'd

919
00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:50,439
Speaker 5: go to her house and she makes dinner and we

920
00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:54,280
Speaker 5: talk and play like put puzzles together.

921
00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:57,279
Speaker 3: It's a very lovely friendship, you know.

922
00:45:58,160 --> 00:46:03,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, beautiful, very normal and it's so it was so

923
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:08,399
Speaker 5: cool that she she came and she actually doesn't. She's

924
00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:11,120
Speaker 5: not like you always assume that singers just want to

925
00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:12,839
Speaker 5: sing all the time, and.

926
00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:16,800
Speaker 2: Do you I knew.

927
00:46:16,920 --> 00:46:19,200
Speaker 3: I was like, if I could sing like her, you

928
00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:20,680
Speaker 3: wouldn't give me to shut up?

929
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:21,600
Speaker 2: Yeah for real?

930
00:46:21,719 --> 00:46:25,160
Speaker 5: And she she's a little she's not like, she's kind

931
00:46:25,160 --> 00:46:27,400
Speaker 5: of like so I didn't I didn't want to like

932
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:29,680
Speaker 5: pressure her, but I was like at the end, I

933
00:46:29,719 --> 00:46:33,200
Speaker 5: was like, you have to sing the last song, come on,

934
00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:35,440
Speaker 5: and she was like, such a good sport about it.

935
00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:36,640
Speaker 2: That's so awesome.

936
00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:40,160
Speaker 4: I guess it is like someone expecting us to be funny.

937
00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:43,440
Speaker 5: I guess it would be like, you know, having assuming

938
00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:46,360
Speaker 5: a comedian is gonna get up and tell ten minutes

939
00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:47,160
Speaker 5: of jokes.

940
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:50,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're kind of like, I'm not working.

941
00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:54,000
Speaker 2: But but like with her voice, it is that was

942
00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:57,000
Speaker 2: a gift she gave you because it's like, yeah, I

943
00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:59,799
Speaker 2: would say the average comments a comic. It's like, yeah,

944
00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:05,440
Speaker 2: that's fun, you know, jokes, that's cool, you can save it.

945
00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:08,520
Speaker 2: But it's something like that that's like a performance that

946
00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:11,120
Speaker 2: would like, oh, the room going sane.

947
00:47:11,239 --> 00:47:14,560
Speaker 5: I think everybody was like, couldn't believe it. They were like, what,

948
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:18,840
Speaker 5: like because you know they're bands, like world world famous

949
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:22,279
Speaker 5: for being you know, ostracized and all the stuff that

950
00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:25,279
Speaker 5: went down with them, and so like who doesn't know

951
00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:29,840
Speaker 5: who they are? So and she's such a formidable person.

952
00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:32,319
Speaker 5: So I think everybody was just blown away, like, oh

953
00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:34,160
Speaker 5: my god, this is the coolest thing ever.

954
00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:35,400
Speaker 2: That's awesome.

955
00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:37,800
Speaker 5: And but you know she showed up as a friend,

956
00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:40,879
Speaker 5: as our friend. It was like really special, that's so cool.

957
00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:43,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, so you had already been married, did you have

958
00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:46,080
Speaker 4: like a wedding planned? And then COVID happened and then

959
00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:48,279
Speaker 4: you're like, let's just legally do it.

960
00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:51,960
Speaker 5: We had been engaged at that point for like three years,

961
00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:54,279
Speaker 5: two and a half or something like that, and so

962
00:47:54,320 --> 00:47:56,839
Speaker 5: we always were like, oh, we're gonna get married in

963
00:47:56,920 --> 00:47:59,959
Speaker 5: like late twenty twenty. We didn't have like a day,

964
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:03,000
Speaker 5: said we and we had just started to look at

965
00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:04,360
Speaker 5: venues and stuff.

966
00:48:04,360 --> 00:48:06,520
Speaker 2: But we knew we never wanted a traditional wedding.

967
00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:10,000
Speaker 5: We never wanted like to walk down an aisle and

968
00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:12,600
Speaker 5: to do any of that stuff. We kind of always

969
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:16,040
Speaker 5: thought we'd just have a party. So we weren't like

970
00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:18,800
Speaker 5: sweating the details of it because We're like, we'll just

971
00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:21,719
Speaker 5: runt a space and have a party. So in my

972
00:48:21,840 --> 00:48:25,239
Speaker 5: early March, that's when we were like looking for spaces

973
00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:27,720
Speaker 5: and then the pandemic hit.

974
00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:30,600
Speaker 3: And then we were like, well, I.

975
00:48:30,520 --> 00:48:32,640
Speaker 2: Guess we're not getting married anytime soon.

976
00:48:32,760 --> 00:48:36,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, and then we just kind of chalked it up

977
00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:39,040
Speaker 5: to like, I guess we're not getting married this year,

978
00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:42,080
Speaker 5: and but it was like bumm and Jack's out And

979
00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:45,920
Speaker 5: because we were reaching a certain age, I think she

980
00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:47,920
Speaker 5: thought we would both be married by.

981
00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:51,759
Speaker 2: Totally and I understood that.

982
00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:55,600
Speaker 5: And so I think what kicked us into gear was

983
00:48:56,160 --> 00:48:58,799
Speaker 5: and this it sounds silly, but at the time we

984
00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:00,640
Speaker 5: really didn't know what was gonna happ happened. But Ruth

985
00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:04,719
Speaker 5: Bader Ginsburg died, yeah, and as soon as she died,

986
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:09,160
Speaker 5: I think every gay person felt this like oh shit

987
00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:10,560
Speaker 5: kind of feeling.

988
00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:14,280
Speaker 3: Because we you know, the election.

989
00:49:14,080 --> 00:49:16,600
Speaker 5: Was looming and it wasn't looking good at the time,

990
00:49:17,320 --> 00:49:18,000
Speaker 5: and we were.

991
00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:21,200
Speaker 3: Like, what if we can't get married next year?

992
00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:26,040
Speaker 5: Like so we just really honestly we were like, I

993
00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:29,200
Speaker 5: think we got to get married legally because we know

994
00:49:29,280 --> 00:49:31,960
Speaker 5: we want to get married, but like we don't want

995
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:35,600
Speaker 5: to have missed the boat if something happens.

996
00:49:35,960 --> 00:49:37,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, our other guests. I did that.

997
00:49:38,040 --> 00:49:41,000
Speaker 4: I love the idea of having two weddings, the wedding

998
00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:43,520
Speaker 4: for the two of you, yeah, and then the party

999
00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:45,800
Speaker 4: for everyone else and family and everything.

1000
00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:46,719
Speaker 1: M hmm.

1001
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:50,719
Speaker 5: Actually I highly recommend it, Yeah, I really do. We

1002
00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:54,680
Speaker 5: never set out to do that, but the vows part

1003
00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:57,840
Speaker 5: got to be totally about us, and you know, we

1004
00:49:58,360 --> 00:50:01,600
Speaker 5: had a couple friends there and there was no family drama.

1005
00:50:01,840 --> 00:50:02,600
Speaker 2: It was just like.

1006
00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:06,160
Speaker 5: Everybody just had this beautiful afternoon in the middle of

1007
00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:10,000
Speaker 5: this dark year, and you know, we got to just

1008
00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:11,239
Speaker 5: like enjoy the day.

1009
00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:13,239
Speaker 3: And then once we had the.

1010
00:50:13,160 --> 00:50:17,080
Speaker 5: Party, we weren't as worried about the we weren't sweating

1011
00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:19,759
Speaker 5: the small stuff because we're like, we're already married, you know,

1012
00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:24,080
Speaker 5: like yeah, so it just got to be a true celebration.

1013
00:50:24,520 --> 00:50:28,319
Speaker 5: We still kept it small because of COVID times, so

1014
00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:31,160
Speaker 5: we didn't like go all out like we might have normally,

1015
00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:33,879
Speaker 5: but it was what we had was perfect for us.

1016
00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:37,360
Speaker 2: Love that. Yeah. Also, I hate so much that that

1017
00:50:38,080 --> 00:50:44,440
Speaker 2: people's rights are threatened because one, you know, liberal justice dies.

1018
00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:47,359
Speaker 2: It's just these times we're in are so fucked and

1019
00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:50,600
Speaker 2: on top of it, like mid pandemic. You guys have

1020
00:50:50,640 --> 00:50:53,680
Speaker 2: to worry about something like that. Oh, I'm glad you

1021
00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:56,160
Speaker 2: did it, you know, like I'm glad you got it done.

1022
00:50:56,400 --> 00:50:58,759
Speaker 5: Where everyone's like, you know, people are like, oh, you

1023
00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:00,279
Speaker 5: don't have to worry about that game.

1024
00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:01,880
Speaker 3: Marriage isn't in Jeopardy.

1025
00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:03,640
Speaker 5: But there are a lot of things that I mean,

1026
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:06,960
Speaker 5: there are things that you thought aren't in Jeopardy that

1027
00:51:07,280 --> 00:51:11,680
Speaker 5: come up and you're like, wait, wait are we revisiting roversus?

1028
00:51:11,800 --> 00:51:15,040
Speaker 2: Way? Like what's happening? There's a lot of shitt in Jeopardy.

1029
00:51:15,040 --> 00:51:17,640
Speaker 2: That's way people need to stop being shocked about it

1030
00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:21,160
Speaker 2: and start going we got to do something about it. Yeah.

1031
00:51:21,239 --> 00:51:23,240
Speaker 5: No, you know with those six y three or whatever

1032
00:51:23,239 --> 00:51:26,160
Speaker 5: it was was that the Supreme Court, I don't know,

1033
00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:30,400
Speaker 5: it's very much not in our favor the Supreme Court.

1034
00:51:30,560 --> 00:51:35,600
Speaker 5: So you know they just nominated Amy what's her face? Yeah,

1035
00:51:35,640 --> 00:51:38,680
Speaker 5: and you well that doesn't bode well for us. And

1036
00:51:39,160 --> 00:51:41,200
Speaker 5: you got these other ones over here that you don't

1037
00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:43,439
Speaker 5: know what you know, you know, where two of them stand.

1038
00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:44,920
Speaker 5: The other guys You're like, I don't know what you're

1039
00:51:44,920 --> 00:51:48,000
Speaker 5: gonna do, So you just never know. And we just

1040
00:51:48,239 --> 00:51:51,399
Speaker 5: were like, how much would it suck to have been

1041
00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:55,240
Speaker 5: together for six years and missed her window to get married.

1042
00:51:57,440 --> 00:51:59,600
Speaker 2: So we were like, let's not take the chance.

1043
00:51:59,719 --> 00:52:03,560
Speaker 5: And luckily, you know, there was a huge silver lining

1044
00:52:03,719 --> 00:52:05,879
Speaker 5: once uh the election hit.

1045
00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:09,200
Speaker 3: But also we're so happy that we did it.

1046
00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:12,120
Speaker 2: How we did it. Yeah, yeah, so it was.

1047
00:52:12,120 --> 00:52:15,440
Speaker 5: Good, and you know, you you feel bad, like picking

1048
00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:18,840
Speaker 5: the guest list is like the biggest nightmare. You're like,

1049
00:52:19,600 --> 00:52:21,640
Speaker 5: because we had to. We knew we had to keep

1050
00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:23,920
Speaker 5: it small on the venue. You know, we can only

1051
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:26,200
Speaker 5: have so many people with COVID times and you're just like,

1052
00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:29,399
Speaker 5: oh my god. And now I'm like thinking of people.

1053
00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:30,239
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh my god, I.

1054
00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:33,960
Speaker 3: Forgot about that person. But I forgot about that person.

1055
00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:35,680
Speaker 3: But it's just part of it.

1056
00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:38,719
Speaker 1: I think you should do a third one. Yeah, I

1057
00:52:38,920 --> 00:52:41,839
Speaker 1: just have multiple people do it with their birthdays all day.

1058
00:52:41,880 --> 00:52:46,239
Speaker 1: It's my birthday month for everybody. A wedding decade.

1059
00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:48,680
Speaker 5: Somebody said on my Instagram, They're like, I feel like

1060
00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:50,040
Speaker 5: you've gotten married five times.

1061
00:52:50,120 --> 00:52:53,319
Speaker 3: I'm like, I get it. There's a lot of celebrations.

1062
00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:56,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, each run just has a different theme. No, we

1063
00:52:56,520 --> 00:53:00,480
Speaker 1: never did have a traditional Halloween costume wedding.

1064
00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:02,800
Speaker 2: Well, because with Instagram.

1065
00:53:02,840 --> 00:53:05,720
Speaker 5: You're always like, this is the anniversary when Jackson I met,

1066
00:53:06,160 --> 00:53:09,239
Speaker 5: This is the anniversary of wedding, this is the anniversary

1067
00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:10,560
Speaker 5: of a year after wedding.

1068
00:53:10,600 --> 00:53:10,759
Speaker 6: You know.

1069
00:53:10,760 --> 00:53:14,560
Speaker 5: It was always like because you just need content, baby, Yeah, you.

1070
00:53:14,560 --> 00:53:17,960
Speaker 2: Gotta celebrate something. Now you get a dog throw that

1071
00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:18,480
Speaker 2: up there.

1072
00:53:19,120 --> 00:53:22,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's either multiple weddings or start inviting your friends

1073
00:53:22,719 --> 00:53:26,960
Speaker 1: and family to each year's Hontingmoon, or like the anniversary.

1074
00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:30,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, we need that Instagram content.

1075
00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:40,200
Speaker 2: Let's celebrate. Yeah, it's Hong Con Con, Palm Springs, spun Con.

1076
00:53:41,239 --> 00:53:43,919
Speaker 2: Did you go to any of those casinos in Palm

1077
00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:44,919
Speaker 2: Springs while you were there?

1078
00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:47,320
Speaker 3: I've been to them before, but not this time.

1079
00:53:47,880 --> 00:53:48,760
Speaker 2: H Yeah.

1080
00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:49,040
Speaker 1: It was.

1081
00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:50,600
Speaker 3: It was a whirlwind, the whole thing.

1082
00:53:51,239 --> 00:53:54,080
Speaker 5: Even our families were like, WHOA like he because we

1083
00:53:54,120 --> 00:53:56,760
Speaker 5: did like the U for our families.

1084
00:53:56,800 --> 00:53:58,480
Speaker 2: We did like the rehearsal.

1085
00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:01,640
Speaker 5: Dinner even though there was nothing to rear We took

1086
00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:04,960
Speaker 5: our families to dinner and stuff like that. A friend

1087
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:08,560
Speaker 5: page had a little brunch for us on Sunday. It

1088
00:54:08,600 --> 00:54:12,080
Speaker 5: was very cute, so there was like some people were

1089
00:54:12,080 --> 00:54:12,640
Speaker 5: not bored.

1090
00:54:12,680 --> 00:54:14,280
Speaker 3: There was something to do. It every second.

1091
00:54:14,600 --> 00:54:18,480
Speaker 2: It was an event destination wedding reception. That's right, you

1092
00:54:18,560 --> 00:54:20,799
Speaker 2: did it, and were you in Town and Country magazine?

1093
00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:29,080
Speaker 2: No wutant fortune celebrated her. All your debutant friends show up.

1094
00:54:29,120 --> 00:54:30,040
Speaker 2: It is a surprise.

1095
00:54:30,960 --> 00:54:33,640
Speaker 5: They did put our wedding pictures in People magazine a

1096
00:54:33,719 --> 00:54:37,320
Speaker 5: year ago, and a friend of ours for a wedding gift,

1097
00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:41,520
Speaker 5: had that People Magazine picture with the big People's stamp

1098
00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:48,719
Speaker 5: printed onto a pillow, and funny, it was.

1099
00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:49,880
Speaker 1: A body pillow for you.

1100
00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:53,399
Speaker 2: Can hug your own relationship.

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00:54:53,560 --> 00:54:55,960
Speaker 5: We just have this pillow of us with the People

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Speaker 5: magazine stamp, and then on the other side is a pit.

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Speaker 5: We have these pictures that we post of a wave

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Speaker 5: crashing into us on our wedding day.

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Speaker 1: Oh that happened to you, Yeah it was.

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Speaker 5: Uh so after we got married, we took a bunch

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Speaker 5: of really beautiful photos and our wedding photographer, this photographer

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Speaker 5: was like killed it.

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Speaker 2: She killed it.

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Speaker 5: And the very last shot of the day, we go,

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Speaker 5: let's go by the water and do like there's these

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Speaker 5: stairs to the water.

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Speaker 3: We're like, let's get this stair picture by the water.

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Speaker 5: We got like this gorgeous photo and our wedding photographer

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Speaker 5: popped up onto like a rock, and so she's like

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Speaker 5: on a rock and we're like posing on these these stairs,

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Speaker 5: and all of a sudden, Jackson and I feel something.

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Speaker 2: Like a shadow.

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Speaker 5: We both go like this like and then all of

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Speaker 5: a sudden we get pummeled by a wave. This giant

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Speaker 5: wave came out of nowhere, humbled us, and it missed

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Speaker 5: our wedding photographer, like she had our entire day's photos

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Speaker 5: on her camera.

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Speaker 3: Somehow just missed her.

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00:56:02,960 --> 00:56:07,800
Speaker 5: But she caught the entire series of us posing, seeing

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Speaker 5: it coming near us. It's smacking us, it engulfing us,

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00:56:12,880 --> 00:56:19,120
Speaker 5: it leaving us soaking well, it was so funny.

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Speaker 1: It's like hard not to have mixed feelings. It's like,

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Speaker 1: you just took pictures. Well that was happening. I'm glad

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Speaker 1: you captured it. And it's it's a sequence on the

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Speaker 1: isn't a bot? Please let it be a body pillar?

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Speaker 2: I posted it.

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00:56:32,680 --> 00:56:36,560
Speaker 5: I posted on Instagram the series of photos and the

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Speaker 5: friend picked one of the photos.

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Speaker 4: Oh, that's so great because that happened in my sister's

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00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:41,120
Speaker 4: wedding too.

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Speaker 1: It was the same thing.

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Speaker 4: They weren't fully bombarded by a wave, but got married

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Speaker 4: on the beach in Carmel and then a wave came

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00:56:49,120 --> 00:56:50,799
Speaker 4: and all of a sudden, we're all in waste keep

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00:56:50,880 --> 00:56:54,279
Speaker 4: water and the like the arch and the chairs and

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00:56:54,320 --> 00:56:56,760
Speaker 4: everything started floating out to the ocean.

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00:56:56,920 --> 00:57:00,399
Speaker 1: We're like, oh, we're littering chairs now, and ever went

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00:57:00,440 --> 00:57:01,400
Speaker 1: in to grab.

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00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:03,080
Speaker 5: But it was right at the end, but they got

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00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:06,000
Speaker 5: It was truly the last shot of the day. Our

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00:57:06,040 --> 00:57:10,080
Speaker 5: friends were upstairs and we come upstairs just drenched, and

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00:57:10,120 --> 00:57:10,640
Speaker 5: they're like.

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00:57:10,760 --> 00:57:12,279
Speaker 2: What happened? What?

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00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:16,280
Speaker 3: We're like, we got wet.

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00:57:17,080 --> 00:57:20,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't all have water balloon fights at your weddings.

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Speaker 2: What if that photographer put you there on purpose? She's like,

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00:57:23,800 --> 00:57:25,720
Speaker 2: this is going to be amazing.

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00:57:25,840 --> 00:57:29,360
Speaker 1: This works every time she might have she was that good.

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00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:32,920
Speaker 2: She would know she was a true pro.

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00:57:33,480 --> 00:57:36,240
Speaker 5: She was one of those people that like, I don't

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00:57:36,320 --> 00:57:38,760
Speaker 5: like a lot of photos of myself, and every photo

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00:57:38,760 --> 00:57:39,280
Speaker 5: of hers I.

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Speaker 3: Was like, oh my god, I'm gorgeous. Yes, so yeah,

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Speaker 3: I love that.

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Speaker 4: It's always a good idea to get married at the ocean. Yeah,

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00:57:50,120 --> 00:57:53,400
Speaker 4: it's just so, you know, symbolically, and then it's beautiful.

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00:57:53,400 --> 00:57:55,640
Speaker 1: But of course something's gonna go wrong.

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00:57:55,680 --> 00:58:00,440
Speaker 5: We got baptized, we got baptized, We got baptize ers

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00:58:00,600 --> 00:58:01,600
Speaker 5: need to be cleansed.

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00:58:01,640 --> 00:58:07,480
Speaker 3: If your lips being love, it's like a baptism.

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00:58:07,840 --> 00:58:08,680
Speaker 2: It's baptism.

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00:58:09,720 --> 00:58:14,680
Speaker 5: That was the Lord saying that this is not right. Well,

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00:58:14,880 --> 00:58:16,760
Speaker 5: he wants to sweep y'all out to see so.

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00:58:16,760 --> 00:58:17,880
Speaker 2: You can start again.

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00:58:21,200 --> 00:58:23,840
Speaker 5: But yeah, I want to get him printed out and

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00:58:23,960 --> 00:58:25,840
Speaker 5: put in some sort of frame.

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Speaker 3: But with all of them like in a series next.

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00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:31,919
Speaker 2: To each other, line the hallway that can go over

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00:58:32,040 --> 00:58:34,439
Speaker 2: all the bubbling and the poor work.

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00:58:34,560 --> 00:58:39,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, we might, we might need that.

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Speaker 3: That guy's never coming back here, I'm sure of it.

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00:58:42,400 --> 00:58:43,000
Speaker 2: There's no way.

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00:58:43,200 --> 00:58:46,440
Speaker 3: He's like, see you Monday or never.

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Speaker 2: Do you want to plug anything else? Fortune, Well we

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Speaker 2: have you here.

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00:58:55,760 --> 00:58:57,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, all these theater dates coming up.

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00:58:57,840 --> 00:58:59,400
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we'll plug two things.

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00:58:59,440 --> 00:59:01,840
Speaker 5: If you haven't see my Netflix special Sweet and Salty,

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00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:05,280
Speaker 5: it seems all that platform. But I'm on Yeah, I'm

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00:59:05,320 --> 00:59:07,840
Speaker 5: on a huge stand up tour right now. I'm going

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00:59:07,880 --> 00:59:11,240
Speaker 5: all over the country. Uh and it's a whole new hour.

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00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:14,560
Speaker 5: So I have tickets at Fortune femester dot com. But

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00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:18,120
Speaker 5: I probably am coming to your city, so check it out.

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Speaker 5: It's been really awesome. I'm doing these really beautiful theaters

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00:59:21,440 --> 00:59:26,240
Speaker 5: and people are so just ready to laugh. So every

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00:59:26,360 --> 00:59:29,439
Speaker 5: show is like the energy is like nothing I've ever

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Speaker 5: experienced before. It's really cool.

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00:59:31,720 --> 00:59:37,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, yay, Yeah, So come to a show, y'all. See

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00:59:37,840 --> 00:59:41,000
Speaker 2: Fortune Femester live. It's a true experience. I've seen her

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Speaker 2: Dakbar and if it's anything like that, it's amazing.

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00:59:45,760 --> 00:59:49,120
Speaker 5: It's amazing. It's a whole hour of that. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: And I assume you're doing some more churches turned into theaters.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm hitting up as many theater churches as possible.

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Speaker 1: Perfect. Okay, thanks for being unfortunate. It's good to see

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Speaker 1: you again.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, guys, it's always fun talking to you.

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Speaker 1: Congrats on your anniversary and also wedding.

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Speaker 2: I appreciate it. Thank you, congratulations. I owe you a gift.

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01:00:11,280 --> 01:00:13,440
Speaker 2: Oh actually, I'm going to get your address after this,

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01:00:13,480 --> 01:00:14,440
Speaker 2: because I have one to send you.

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01:00:14,520 --> 01:00:17,840
Speaker 5: Oh yes, idea, we don't. We didn't even register. We

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01:00:17,840 --> 01:00:19,880
Speaker 5: were like, we don't. Won't be worried about us.

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01:00:19,960 --> 01:00:22,360
Speaker 1: If you send me the skills of that the Wave

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01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:26,360
Speaker 1: of Crashing, I'll make you an animated gift because I

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01:00:26,440 --> 01:00:28,720
Speaker 1: think it'd be really funny to just be able to

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Speaker 1: replay it. I like that.

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Speaker 3: Karen looks like a head right now.

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Speaker 2: I was gonna say, I look like a stock photo

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01:00:34,520 --> 01:00:37,000
Speaker 2: of someone looking at porn on there on computer. I

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01:00:37,120 --> 01:00:40,760
Speaker 2: just heard any lights on. It's now like pitch black

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01:00:40,800 --> 01:00:43,320
Speaker 2: at night, so fun, and I didn't turn any lights on,

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01:00:43,400 --> 01:00:45,440
Speaker 2: but when we started it was fully light. It was

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01:00:45,480 --> 01:00:48,560
Speaker 2: fully Yeah, it's getting dark early.

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Speaker 1: I just liked the idea that there are stock photos

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Speaker 1: of people looking at porn. Now we all have to

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Speaker 1: look that up on corpus or getty.

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Speaker 5: Do you know what your children are doing at night

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01:00:58,480 --> 01:01:00,120
Speaker 5: in one of those photos?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, for news news package.

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Speaker 4: My express would be oh, oh but surprise, Yeah, but

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Speaker 4: winking at your own computer.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much for being unfortunately.

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Speaker 5: Yeah you guys, thanks for having me. You're to your friend. Bye, guys,

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01:01:17,560 --> 01:01:20,160
Speaker 5: great to see you. Good to see you. You've been

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Speaker 5: listening to Do you Need a Ride? D yn air.

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Speaker 1: This has been an Exactly.

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Speaker 2: Right production produced by Analise Nelson.

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Speaker 6: song by Karen Kilgareth, artwork by Chris Fairbanks. Follow the

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Speaker 1: I had to do it.

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Speaker 2: Who