Speaker 1: Second date update. We got an email for a second
Speaker 1: date update from a guy named Dan, and Dan only
Speaker 1: waited four days after his date to get in touch
Speaker 1: with us. Okay. Normally, yeah, yeah, normally people wait like
Speaker 1: a week, two weeks, several years before they'll unlist our help.
Speaker 1: It's actually yeah, it's happened multiple times. But Dan needs
Speaker 1: instant gratification. Okay, And I'm just gonna say, Dan, you're
Speaker 1: coming across a little bit needy and it's turning me on.
Speaker 1: It's that instant gratification. I just want to figure it
Speaker 1: out before the line goes cold. Yeah, Jeff, that's what
Speaker 1: I thought. I'm just saying it's working. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe she doesn't feel the same way that I do,
Speaker 1: like clinging. But who do you need to get ahold of?
Speaker 1: Tell us her name? Because if you're checking in with
Speaker 1: us after four days, a problem means you've called her
Speaker 1: upwards of like forty times, no, like three times. Yeah,
Speaker 1: anybody in the room believe Dan. We'll do the radio
Speaker 1: math on that one. You've multiplied by fifty six. So
Speaker 1: what's her name? Her name is Jody? All right, and
Speaker 1: how'd you meet Jody? We met on a dating app? Okay,
Speaker 1: what'd you like about her? So? I just like how
Speaker 1: she was like put together, because you know, a lot
Speaker 1: of people are just in their yoga pants on the apps,
Speaker 1: but she was actually like well dressed, put together. And
Speaker 1: then like when we met up in person, she didn't
Speaker 1: wear any makeup and still look good, you know, which
Speaker 1: I like and appreciate that. It's not she like tries,
Speaker 1: but isn't like too obsessed about it. Okay, most girls would.
Speaker 1: I don't want a date without makeup. Well the girls
Speaker 1: I'm into. Yeah, Okay, what did you guys end up
Speaker 1: doing for your date? Well, we decided to just hang
Speaker 1: out and grab a drink because you know, you never
Speaker 1: know what people are like in person and all that. Sure,
Speaker 1: what does that mean? You don't know what people are
Speaker 1: going to be like in person? So you grab your drink.
Speaker 1: Maybe our photos are like three years and forty five
Speaker 1: pounds ago. Maybe the guy's a crazy person, so you
Speaker 1: meet in public. That's what everyone though. Have you had
Speaker 1: those experiences? Hasn't everyone on a dating app had those experiences? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're making me sound weird. I'm not the weird one here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I think that that's safe. One drink isn't
Speaker 1: a huge commitment. It's half an hour tops. If things
Speaker 1: aren't going well, yeah exactly. But things were going well,
Speaker 1: you know, we're drinking at the bar. I'm like really
Speaker 1: into skimboarding, and I didn't know what that was. It's
Speaker 1: like surfing, but instead of being in the water, you're
Speaker 1: on the sand and run towards the water and then
Speaker 1: like drop the board and hop on right right. It's
Speaker 1: like I always thought that was boogieboarding or whatever, but
Speaker 1: it's different, bowie. If let's just start running and throw
Speaker 1: the board on the sand, on the sand and go
Speaker 1: into the ocean, it looks like it's more painful when
Speaker 1: you fall. It's definitely not fun when you fall. But
Speaker 1: I would agree with that. Well, she'd never heard of it, so,
Speaker 1: you know, I showed a couple of videos that I
Speaker 1: started actually asked the bartender for like an old cardboard box.
Speaker 1: I'm started demonstrating it in the bar. There's a little room.
Speaker 1: You demonstrated skimboarding in the bar like slow motion. I
Speaker 1: didn't actually go anywhere, you know, but just the mechanics
Speaker 1: of it, like you run, drop and slide. What was
Speaker 1: her response to that? She would up to it, and
Speaker 1: then after a couple of times I did it, she
Speaker 1: decided to do it. But then like she started falling over,
Speaker 1: but I caught her. Yeah, Like it was kind of yeah,
Speaker 1: so that that works out? Did you ever when you
Speaker 1: caught her? Or what'd you do? We had a nice
Speaker 1: eye contact moment, you know, kind of huggy, grippy, but
Speaker 1: didn't grippy. It sounds like things were going well yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: And then a little while later I was like, hey,
Speaker 1: what about coming over to my place watch a movie?
Speaker 1: And she was totally down with it. Okay, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm thinking maybe a movie, maybe something else, right, okay,
Speaker 1: because nobody ever just means movie. Yeah, how did things
Speaker 1: go back at your place? It started out good, we
Speaker 1: started watching a movie, but like my place was a
Speaker 1: little dirty. Maybe I didn't believe in myself that night
Speaker 1: before I left, I didn't like clean up, right, I
Speaker 1: know that's gonna happen anyway. Oh. I feel like it
Speaker 1: always works that way though, right, Like it's like when
Speaker 1: you go out and you're a woman and you don't
Speaker 1: shave your legs, you're like, a, well, it's not gonna
Speaker 1: lead to anything, and then you're like Janet it's so Harry.
Speaker 1: I mean, it sounds like a match made in heaven.
Speaker 1: Like you didn't clean your apartment, She didn't put on
Speaker 1: makeup or try at all, Like it didn't seem like this,
Speaker 1: but like I hadn't done the dishes in the trash
Speaker 1: and like I don't know, like fifteen twenty minutes in,
Speaker 1: I felt her notice it really like the five definitely changed.
Speaker 1: Did you say anything about it? No? Before I even could,
Speaker 1: she just started going like, I'm getting tired, I gotta go,
Speaker 1: but I definitely want to come back and we'll finish
Speaker 1: the movie and other time. Well that seems a legit, though,
Speaker 1: but she never called back, and I feel she's totally
Speaker 1: blown me off. Okay, weird. So what do you think
Speaker 1: it is? I think it's a messy apartment, but I
Speaker 1: usually I'm not messy at all. But that's the crazy thing.
Speaker 1: It's just that was the one time that I didn't
Speaker 1: clean that day, you know, and for that week I
Speaker 1: didn't that work a lot and didn't get a chance
Speaker 1: to clean up. And I guess I should always believe
Speaker 1: in myself. I mean, that's a good place to start. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, but there's a more depressing than when you
Speaker 1: clean up right before a date and then you come
Speaker 1: home alone to spotless apartment. You're like, well that was
Speaker 1: a double waste of time us in your face. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's why I never gave you, bro. I feel you, man,
Speaker 1: You and jose are kindred spirits. So all right, well
Speaker 1: we're going to play a song. We'll come back and
Speaker 1: we'll call Jody for you and try and get you
Speaker 1: your second date update. Okay, all right, maybe you can
Speaker 1: convince her I'm not a slob. I mean, you're asking
Speaker 1: a lot for me. You're still really playing that needy
Speaker 1: role here. But we'll try our best. All right, we're
Speaker 1: gonna do that next second. If you're just tuning in
Speaker 1: for the second date update, we're on the phone with
Speaker 1: one of our listeners named Dan. And Dan, most people
Speaker 1: would probably look at your date and point out all
Speaker 1: the red flags. Oh you know, but I'm not going
Speaker 1: to do that, Okay, all right. I'm not going to
Speaker 1: call attention to the fact that you're anti women wearing
Speaker 1: yoga pants, or that you set a one drink limit
Speaker 1: for yourself at the bar for some reason, or your
Speaker 1: unusually dirty apartment. And I'm especially not going to harp
Speaker 1: on the fact that it's only been four days since
Speaker 1: you met this woman and now you're asking a radio
Speaker 1: station to contact her for you. I'm not going to
Speaker 1: point those things out, but what I will point out
Speaker 1: is that you, sir, have one of the best, and
Speaker 1: I really mean this one of the best phone connections
Speaker 1: that we've ever heard. And that's something no amount of
Speaker 1: red flags can never take away from you. Thank you.
Speaker 1: I appreciate that. Yeah, it is clear. It's very clear. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know that's like five bars, right, Yeah, I think so, Dan,
Speaker 1: just checking. I mean, is there anything else that we
Speaker 1: need to know that you're leaving out? Because sometimes people
Speaker 1: do that with us. Look, I understand how you could
Speaker 1: twist us, but like, here's the deal, right, Like I
Speaker 1: like her, Like who skimboards in a bar? You know,
Speaker 1: Like she's cool. Plus honestly, like I only watched a
Speaker 1: little bit of the movie with her before she left,
Speaker 1: and I want to see the end of the movie.
Speaker 1: I will say, I think that's a good sign. It's
Speaker 1: a good sign of a devoted person if you're actually
Speaker 1: willing to not finish a movie without someone else. Yes, Dan,
Speaker 1: you're definitely one of our most devoted callers. That we've
Speaker 1: ever had calling for a second date update. I think
Speaker 1: that's a compliment. It's the biggest compliment I can give.
Speaker 1: Or it's just there. Yeah, all right, So we're gonna
Speaker 1: call Jody for you and get your second date update. Okay,
Speaker 1: are you ready? Yeah? I'm ready. Here we go. Hello, Hi,
Speaker 1: can I speak to Jody? Please? Who's calling? Is this Jody? Um?
Speaker 1: Who's calling? I asked you first? Is this Jody? That's fairy?
Speaker 1: This is Jeffrey from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the Morning. Now you go? Is this Jody? Okay? Um? Yeah? Yes,
Speaker 1: hid Hi you we're calling you today because we're doing
Speaker 1: something called a second date update. Have you ever heard
Speaker 1: of that before? Maybe? I don't know, like a long
Speaker 1: time ago. I don't know. Okay, Well, just to refresh
Speaker 1: your memory. It's if someone goes out on a date
Speaker 1: and afterwards they're not getting a call back, they can
Speaker 1: reach out to us and we'll call that person for
Speaker 1: you to figure out the reason why. Oh that's so weird. Well,
Speaker 1: we're calling you because you recently went out with a guy.
Speaker 1: His name's Dan. Oh yeah, very recently, yeah, four days ago.
Speaker 1: He said, Yeah, I just went out with him. He's eager, Jody.
Speaker 1: He had a really good time with you, and he's
Speaker 1: wondering how you felt about it. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: mean I because he did tell us about what happened
Speaker 1: on the date. He said, you guys went to a
Speaker 1: bar and he showed you how to what was it,
Speaker 1: skin surfing board? Yeah? Yeah, we did that. Yeah, Okay,
Speaker 1: it sounds like you enjoyed that. Well you had to
Speaker 1: have enjoyed it because he said that. Yeah. I mean,
Speaker 1: you guys went back to his apartment, So if you
Speaker 1: weren't having a good time, you would have left already. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we did go back to his place to watch a movie,
Speaker 1: and I mean it was fine at first, but I
Speaker 1: guess I started feeling a little uncomfortable. When did those
Speaker 1: uncomfortable feelings begin? I feel like a sex said class. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: he was like a gentleman right Like, it wasn't like that.
Speaker 1: But I don't know. I wasn't there that long, and
Speaker 1: his apartment is just a little weird. I didn't mention
Speaker 1: that it was kind of dirty. Yeah, was that a
Speaker 1: turn off? I mean a little that maybe, But like
Speaker 1: then I went and I used the restroom and I
Speaker 1: noticed that there was like this snowman soap dish, which
Speaker 1: I just like thought was weird. And then when I
Speaker 1: came out, I noticed that there were like these Santa
Speaker 1: figurine thing on like his coffee table, and there was
Speaker 1: like Christmas stuff on his mantel. And as I was
Speaker 1: coming out of the bathroom, I could see like the
Speaker 1: back corner of the room where we were sitting there
Speaker 1: like and there's a big Christmas tree in the corner. Now,
Speaker 1: you must have been like more than one drink in
Speaker 1: if you missed a Christmas tree when you walked in. Well,
Speaker 1: it wasn't on. Only got home obviously, like the lights
Speaker 1: are all off. But when I came out of the bathroom,
Speaker 1: he had turned the lights on on the Christmas tree.
Speaker 1: It was like an apartment, yeah, but it's like not
Speaker 1: Christmas time, so I don't know it was going on,
Speaker 1: and I don't know, it was like a lot of stuff.
Speaker 1: Like I kind of felt like he's like a Christmas
Speaker 1: freak or something like. I don't know, maybe it's like laziness.
Speaker 1: Maybe he just doesn't want to pack the stuff up.
Speaker 1: But why would that make you stop seeing somebody that
Speaker 1: you're having a good time with. I mean honestly, like
Speaker 1: I haven't said no yet to like going out again.
Speaker 1: Like I'm just trying to think about how to like
Speaker 1: bring up that. I think it's like a little weird.
Speaker 1: I feel bad that I just like laughed. Maybe in
Speaker 1: a Christmas card it would get across to him how
Speaker 1: you really felt. I wonder if there was another we
Speaker 1: could bring it up. That's an interesting point, jose Thank
Speaker 1: you Jeffrey, because maybe it's the right time to let
Speaker 1: you know, Jody that Dan has been on the other
Speaker 1: line listening this entire time and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 1: What now, Yeah, he sees you when he's sleeping, and
Speaker 1: he knows that you're away. Don't do that. He's not
Speaker 1: on the phone. Yes, Dan, you there, Yeah, I'm here. Hey,
Speaker 1: I Jody, Hi, Oh my gosh. Can I ask you
Speaker 1: a question? Are you like Jewish or something? Is that
Speaker 1: why the whole thing's offending you? That's the question. It's
Speaker 1: a fair point. No, I'm not, actually, but I wouldn't
Speaker 1: say I'm offended by it. I just thought it was weird.
Speaker 1: Can I ask a question? You had a radio station
Speaker 1: call me? Yeah? Yeah, that might have been an over overreaction,
Speaker 1: might I mean it's it's only been like four days
Speaker 1: since I saw you, Like, I don't ye once it's
Speaker 1: like five six days. A second day isn't going to happen.
Speaker 1: So I just wanted to figure it out. Either way,
Speaker 1: I will say, I'll back down on that because honestly, Jody,
Speaker 1: be honest, were you actually gonna call him back? I honestly,
Speaker 1: I was still thinking about it. That's honestly. Think the
Speaker 1: less the chances are you calling him. It goes six
Speaker 1: seventy days next thing, you know, it's exponential growth. YEA,
Speaker 1: all about that, okay, But the problem obviously comes from
Speaker 1: the Christmas decorations inside Dan's apartment. So Dan, can you
Speaker 1: explain why do you have Christmas decorations up right now?
Speaker 1: I just I like the holiday vibe, you know, like
Speaker 1: it improves my spirit and attitude. You know, if I'm
Speaker 1: having a bad day, I turn on the lights, it
Speaker 1: feels a little happier. Dude, totally all year long. I mean,
Speaker 1: I isn't that the thing about the holidays? It's like
Speaker 1: a special time of year. If you make it twelve
Speaker 1: months the out of the year, then it's not special anymore.
Speaker 1: I can understand that viewpoint. It's been working for me.
Speaker 1: I mean, this is the first year I've gotten year round,
Speaker 1: but I've definitely gotten six months before, you know. And
Speaker 1: if we're putting cards on the table, like I didn't
Speaker 1: even show you my reindeer. What reindeer? I have a
Speaker 1: whole collection of different stuffed reindeer, you know, like fifty
Speaker 1: different ones, and they just make me feel better about things. Okay,
Speaker 1: just fifty stuffed reindeer. That's not weird, right, Jody? Oh? Like,
Speaker 1: I mean, it's the whole thing is weird. I just
Speaker 1: have Christmas stuff up right now. I mean, I just
Speaker 1: to me, it's a little weird. I mean, I guess
Speaker 1: like maybe wanting to cheer yourself up, is it like
Speaker 1: a nice idea to just have. I don't know about
Speaker 1: these reindeer though, but Lightning, I don't understand why you're
Speaker 1: hating on Christmas like this, don't. I don't think I'm
Speaker 1: not hating on it. I just like I was surprised
Speaker 1: more than anything. Okay, well, Dan, now you know what
Speaker 1: made her feel uncomfortable? Yeah? Yeah, And Jody, you know
Speaker 1: now that he's a little bit of a Christmas freak.
Speaker 1: So with now that all the feelings are out there.
Speaker 1: What do you say, Jody to go in out with
Speaker 1: Dan one more time? We'll pay for it, I mean,
Speaker 1: and on top of this, we'll also throw in a
Speaker 1: free helping of Christmas cheer on the house. Dan, Can
Speaker 1: I ask you like one more question? Okay? Like with
Speaker 1: you be open to maybe just like toning it down
Speaker 1: a little bit like the tree. Definitely it's but maybe
Speaker 1: like the stocking, Like Jody, you're getting a little ConTroll
Speaker 1: and you're trying to redecorate his entire apartment. My god, no,
Speaker 1: I'm with you, Jody. Take it down, Dan. Okay, I
Speaker 1: guess it's been far enough away from Christmas. I could
Speaker 1: get rid of some stuff put in the closet, the
Speaker 1: tree and stocking. But can I keep the snowman soap dish? Though?
Speaker 1: I really like that when I wash my hand? What
Speaker 1: do you think, Jody, don't be a scrooge. I'm okay
Speaker 1: with the soap dish? All right? So is that a yes?
Speaker 1: You guys are going to go out on another date? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a yes? All right? All right? Look at the
Speaker 1: magic of the season does exist? Now sing us out
Speaker 1: with a Christmas tune? Here comes Dan. The clause Here
Speaker 1: comes Dana clause Here Dana Cloud like it, I change
Speaker 1: stand at the Damn Good Good Dad, Brooke and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning.