WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: "Bamboo Torture" Mail Bag 0:00:00.680 --> 0:00:01.440 Cutbooms. 0:00:02.279 --> 0:00:05.360 If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes 0:00:05.400 --> 0:00:09.200 a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants 0:00:09.200 --> 0:00:12.480 of the old republic, a sol fashion of fairness. He 0:00:12.560 --> 0:00:15.480 treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the 0:00:15.600 --> 0:00:17.480 rich pill poppers in the penthouse. 0:00:18.079 --> 0:00:18.360 Wow. 0:00:18.600 --> 0:00:22.320 The Clearinghouse of Hot takes break free for something special. 0:00:22.680 --> 0:00:29.400 The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now. 0:00:28.960 --> 0:00:34.640 In the air everywhere. The Fifth Hour with Me, Ben 0:00:34.680 --> 0:00:38.680 Maller and Danny G. Radio. It is Sunday, and it's 0:00:38.720 --> 0:00:43.000 an NFL Sunday. We got two more games today, including 0:00:43.040 --> 0:00:45.640 a possible snow game. But before we get into this, 0:00:46.240 --> 0:01:03.080 Ohio al get me in the mood. It's all right, 0:01:03.160 --> 0:01:08.399 and we welcome in the Great Danny G Radio. Here 0:01:08.440 --> 0:01:10.760 for the mailback. Hello, Danny G. You have been missed, 0:01:10.800 --> 0:01:11.119 my man. 0:01:11.200 --> 0:01:13.959 You have Oh, hey, man, I would like you to 0:01:14.000 --> 0:01:16.760 know going into Sunday here, I am two and oh 0:01:16.880 --> 0:01:17.800 with my picks. 0:01:18.040 --> 0:01:19.480 You are you two and O? Are you sure? But 0:01:19.640 --> 0:01:21.440 you want to you want to give out your No. 0:01:24.080 --> 0:01:24.520 I don't know. 0:01:24.600 --> 0:01:26.920 I don't know what to believe, but we are here 0:01:26.959 --> 0:01:31.640 hanging out plausibly early on a Sunday with the Patriots 0:01:31.800 --> 0:01:34.679 and Detection. Still time to watch Benny Versus the Penny 0:01:34.720 --> 0:01:36.640 on YouTube Benny Vspenny. 0:01:37.120 --> 0:01:39.320 I clicked on it last week, by the way, and 0:01:39.400 --> 0:01:42.400 I like how it's evolved. You and Looney look a 0:01:42.440 --> 0:01:44.920 little smoother on those YouTube cameras. 0:01:45.200 --> 0:01:47.720 Yeah. Yeah, well, you know, we we've embraced it. We're 0:01:47.720 --> 0:01:51.040 more like mister Beast now or what's that I show 0:01:51.240 --> 0:01:54.040 speed or I speed something or I don't know. 0:01:54.200 --> 0:01:56.520 A very very broke mister Beast. 0:01:56.840 --> 0:01:59.760 Uh yeah, so he says he's he's broke. 0:02:00.040 --> 0:02:00.440 I don't know. 0:02:00.480 --> 0:02:01.080 Do you believe that? 0:02:01.200 --> 0:02:02.840 You believe I would say, and you guys are the 0:02:02.840 --> 0:02:03.920 broke version of him. 0:02:04.000 --> 0:02:08.320 Oh no, Mister Beest claims that he had no actual money, 0:02:08.360 --> 0:02:11.240 that all of his money is tied up in I 0:02:11.280 --> 0:02:13.239 forget what he said, but he claimed he doesn't have 0:02:13.280 --> 0:02:14.200 any actual. 0:02:14.200 --> 0:02:17.639 Fund Yeah, dude, I forgot about that story. But that's 0:02:17.720 --> 0:02:18.760 bs right. 0:02:18.919 --> 0:02:22.320 It's you'd think. I don't know. I am a big 0:02:22.360 --> 0:02:25.360 believer of the matrix theory that social media a lot 0:02:25.400 --> 0:02:28.200 of it's just bullshit, So I I don't I mean, 0:02:28.480 --> 0:02:31.200 it seems like he's very popular. I I went to 0:02:31.240 --> 0:02:32.959 the store the other day. I think I talked about 0:02:33.000 --> 0:02:34.880 it in a previous episode, but I saw, like I 0:02:34.919 --> 0:02:38.079 think it was mister beasts jerky, and I thought, well, boy, 0:02:38.120 --> 0:02:39.760 I'm sure a lot of people are buying that. They 0:02:39.760 --> 0:02:43.480 want that mister Beef's beef jerky or whatever mister Beast 0:02:43.520 --> 0:02:47.280 And I was like, I don't know, he's absolutely hornswoggled 0:02:47.280 --> 0:02:50.120 some people to get on board. So I assume that 0:02:50.120 --> 0:02:52.160 that's he's getting paid for that, right I would? 0:02:52.200 --> 0:02:55.280 I would think, yes, imagine having your own jerky, Like 0:02:55.320 --> 0:02:58.120 if you could have something right at the counter at 0:02:58.160 --> 0:03:00.640 seven eleven's, what would it be for product? 0:03:01.080 --> 0:03:04.840 Oh see, that's a good, good question. Mallard product, Mallard branding. 0:03:06.280 --> 0:03:08.400 How about like a Mallard peanut butter cup? You know, 0:03:08.440 --> 0:03:10.960 we could take down the Reese's peanut butter cup. We 0:03:10.960 --> 0:03:13.920 could take them down, and I think that would be solid. 0:03:14.400 --> 0:03:16.919 You want something right at the checkout stand people grab 0:03:16.960 --> 0:03:18.800 real quick. That would be that wouldn't be that? 0:03:18.919 --> 0:03:22.560 What would the about an energy drink? Mallard do Maward? 0:03:23.400 --> 0:03:25.440 What would Danny's product be? What would your Danny g 0:03:25.600 --> 0:03:26.080 product be? 0:03:26.680 --> 0:03:29.720 I'd go kind of in the beef jerky lane, but 0:03:29.880 --> 0:03:30.960 the slim gym. 0:03:31.560 --> 0:03:32.720 Oh slim Jim slim jim. 0:03:32.800 --> 0:03:35.680 Okay, oh dude, those slim gym those are a lifesaver. 0:03:35.880 --> 0:03:38.280 Like if you're on a road trip and there's you know, 0:03:38.520 --> 0:03:40.800 nowhere to stop. If you have a slim gym in 0:03:40.840 --> 0:03:41.680 the car, your money. 0:03:41.960 --> 0:03:44.880 Well, I could do mallar like a Mallard trail mix, 0:03:44.920 --> 0:03:47.400 but not healthy because I hate, you know, my anti 0:03:47.520 --> 0:03:51.680 raisin position racist. I have a very strong anti position, 0:03:52.000 --> 0:03:54.040 anti raisin position much I did. I'm part of the 0:03:54.080 --> 0:03:59.080 anti raisin caucus actually with anti ranch dressing the whole thing. 0:03:59.880 --> 0:04:05.680 So yeah, that was a political term the caucus, you know. Uh, 0:04:06.000 --> 0:04:09.240 and yeah, I'm against that. I was attracted to the 0:04:09.280 --> 0:04:11.280 giant metal cock. How dare you? 0:04:11.840 --> 0:04:11.920 So? 0:04:12.880 --> 0:04:16.279 I would support trail mix with like extra chocolate and 0:04:16.400 --> 0:04:18.279 now you get the peanuts in there, you mix some 0:04:18.320 --> 0:04:19.880 other nuts in there, but you have a lot a 0:04:19.920 --> 0:04:23.240 lot of unhealthy stuff. Make it, make it delicious. So 0:04:23.279 --> 0:04:26.520 we have actual mail from actual listeners on the Wonderful 0:04:26.560 --> 0:04:30.000 mail Bag. The first one up is Kwang our buddy 0:04:30.080 --> 0:04:33.919 in He claims Ho Chi Minh, Vietnam, and he says 0:04:34.000 --> 0:04:39.440 Grande Ben and Daddy G Radio Duncan Donuts has posted 0:04:39.480 --> 0:04:43.919 the following due to a nationwide penny shortage. We kindly 0:04:43.960 --> 0:04:48.000 asked the guest pay with exact change when possible. If not, 0:04:48.400 --> 0:04:51.880 your change will be rounded up to the nearest nickel 0:04:52.120 --> 0:04:55.000 or dime in your favor. And he says, do you 0:04:55.040 --> 0:04:57.279 think that this will be a trend in other businesses 0:04:57.360 --> 0:04:59.239 as well? I have not seen this? Have you seen this? Nanny? 0:04:59.240 --> 0:05:00.479 I have, and I go to there's a lot of 0:05:00.520 --> 0:05:03.919 stores I have not seen, as most people pay with 0:05:04.080 --> 0:05:04.839 credit cards. 0:05:05.360 --> 0:05:08.520 I've seen one sign like this and it was inside 0:05:08.920 --> 0:05:10.919 the gas station right off my exit here at the 0:05:10.920 --> 0:05:11.800 one on one Freeway. 0:05:12.000 --> 0:05:14.520 Oh you have seen it, Okay, I've not. I go 0:05:14.600 --> 0:05:18.840 to a Costco, Walmart, the grocery store, a bunch of 0:05:18.839 --> 0:05:22.120 other random places, and I have not. I've not seen it. Well, 0:05:22.120 --> 0:05:23.960 that works out in your favor. Though, it works out 0:05:24.040 --> 0:05:26.960 in your favors, so you'd be you wouldn't be against it, right. 0:05:27.320 --> 0:05:29.680 That helps out the hobos. I think they had that 0:05:29.800 --> 0:05:32.440 sign up because you got some panhandlers out there by 0:05:32.480 --> 0:05:34.800 the freeway and they probably buy a lot of the 0:05:35.400 --> 0:05:36.640 candy bars with change. 0:05:37.279 --> 0:05:39.479 Yeah. Well, if I had, like even if it was 0:05:39.600 --> 0:05:42.919 like let's say the candy bar was a dollar eleven, 0:05:43.279 --> 0:05:45.719 I would even if I had a penny, I'd be like, okay, 0:05:45.760 --> 0:05:48.279 I get an extra four cents. I would like the 0:05:48.320 --> 0:05:50.040 extra four cents. I'm good. 0:05:50.120 --> 0:05:50.320 You know. 0:05:50.360 --> 0:05:52.839 That's how cheap I am. Alf Wrights and now Alf 0:05:52.960 --> 0:05:55.159 is our weather guy. He reports there will be some 0:05:55.200 --> 0:05:59.360 snow flurries today for the Patriots game. Wow, he gave 0:05:59.400 --> 0:06:03.120 me the Wulf. Is it the ALF Doppler two thousand? 0:06:03.200 --> 0:06:05.279 I think it is. He sent that in so. He 0:06:05.320 --> 0:06:08.839 also says, greetings and salutations, gentlemen. Shortly after the Malor 0:06:08.880 --> 0:06:11.520 meet and greet in Minnesota, I received a special delivery 0:06:11.560 --> 0:06:14.440 from the Land of ten Thousand Lakes. This delivery came 0:06:14.480 --> 0:06:17.159 in an envelope with a return address of the Great 0:06:17.320 --> 0:06:22.679 mensch Eke in Roseville, Minnesota, and was none other, he says, 0:06:22.760 --> 0:06:27.360 none other than the Mallar bumper sticker produced by Femi. 0:06:27.480 --> 0:06:29.960 I believe, I'm greg Yeah, f that's Femi made a 0:06:30.000 --> 0:06:33.800 bunch of those bumper stickers in Minnesota's great said bumper sticker. 0:06:34.360 --> 0:06:37.760 Grace has grace the back window of the ALF mobile 0:06:37.839 --> 0:06:42.480 ever since. Unfortunately, the car wash has recently claimed said 0:06:42.560 --> 0:06:46.520 bumper sticker. And I need an emergency Mallard monologue on 0:06:46.600 --> 0:06:50.280 the update status of the Mallor merch. What say you, 0:06:50.520 --> 0:06:53.880 I may need to reach out to the Mallard branding specialist, 0:06:54.839 --> 0:06:59.560 the great Broussard Knee Moving Company if things don't materialize suit. 0:07:00.160 --> 0:07:02.600 So al that has gone on, As we say in 0:07:02.640 --> 0:07:05.080 the business the back burner, we need to circle back. 0:07:05.120 --> 0:07:07.760 The plan was, and this is Danny, you appreciate this. 0:07:07.839 --> 0:07:10.240 I thought, boy, I'll get loaded, I'll get rich. I'm 0:07:10.240 --> 0:07:12.760 gonna have all this merch out for Christmas and Hanukah 0:07:12.800 --> 0:07:14.760 and people are gonna buy Malord merch and give it 0:07:14.760 --> 0:07:16.920 to their kids and their grandkids and all this shit. 0:07:17.200 --> 0:07:20.760 And never the deal fell apart. So I have not 0:07:21.000 --> 0:07:23.720 circled back, as they say in politics, to that, I 0:07:23.760 --> 0:07:28.760 do need to do that. There's a lot of layers 0:07:28.760 --> 0:07:30.480 to that. The merch game. 0:07:31.920 --> 0:07:35.400 At least you never tease people with it by taking 0:07:35.600 --> 0:07:39.360 orders because check this out really quick. So all football 0:07:39.400 --> 0:07:42.680 season for Covino and Rich, we've been giving away IOUs 0:07:43.160 --> 0:07:47.000 for turbo nerve footballs. Okay, and we've done NERF football 0:07:47.040 --> 0:07:50.040 giveaways before, but we thought I will spruce it up 0:07:50.080 --> 0:07:54.000 and do the turbo balls this time. I'm waiting weeks 0:07:54.120 --> 0:07:56.360 and weeks and weeks. This order is not arriving. I'm 0:07:56.400 --> 0:07:59.240 getting hit up email after email from the winners, like 0:07:59.240 --> 0:08:01.920 where is my where's my prize? At? Did you forget 0:08:01.960 --> 0:08:05.880 about me? The order finally arrives Ciris, who you know 0:08:06.240 --> 0:08:07.200 well at our building. 0:08:07.520 --> 0:08:08.280 Yeah. 0:08:08.400 --> 0:08:10.400 He walks into the studio and he's like, Jenny, there's 0:08:10.440 --> 0:08:13.360 three big boxes upstairs for you. You need to go retrieve them. 0:08:13.800 --> 0:08:16.840 And I'm like, yes, the footballs are here. I get 0:08:16.920 --> 0:08:19.680 up there, Ben, I open up the first box. They 0:08:19.760 --> 0:08:22.720 sent many footballs, mini size. 0:08:22.960 --> 0:08:24.680 Oh no, you fired. 0:08:25.520 --> 0:08:28.000 It's turbo and the logos are right on it. But 0:08:28.480 --> 0:08:30.600 it's a tenth of the size of the football we're 0:08:30.640 --> 0:08:32.880 supposed to be giving away to the listeners. 0:08:33.240 --> 0:08:34.320 Oh no, what did you do? 0:08:34.440 --> 0:08:36.520 Yeah, so I had to start all over. The good 0:08:36.559 --> 0:08:39.240 news is I get to keep those. Oh. The bad 0:08:39.320 --> 0:08:41.480 news is the winners had to wait another month. 0:08:42.360 --> 0:08:47.439 Gotcha? Yeah. I was thinking we would do that kind 0:08:47.480 --> 0:08:50.520 of setup though, where you have to because the problem 0:08:50.520 --> 0:08:52.199 I've done with merch in the past is you got 0:08:52.240 --> 0:08:55.200 to store it and before if you buy it, and 0:08:55.200 --> 0:08:56.960 then people pay for it when they want or buy 0:08:56.960 --> 0:08:58.960 it when they want, you know, if I have pre order. 0:08:59.000 --> 0:09:00.520 I think we'll do a pre order thing where you 0:09:00.520 --> 0:09:02.560 have to if you want something, you have to pre order, 0:09:02.800 --> 0:09:07.040 and we'll put limits on it. That way, it's limited edition, 0:09:07.160 --> 0:09:09.200 and it's also we just have a cutoff point. Otherwise 0:09:09.200 --> 0:09:10.120 you just keep stuff. 0:09:10.679 --> 0:09:13.760 That's one positive of having a mansion. There at the 0:09:13.800 --> 0:09:16.720 Mallard Mansion, you have twelve extra bedrooms. Is you use 0:09:16.800 --> 0:09:18.880 one of those extra guest rooms as your storage? 0:09:19.000 --> 0:09:21.760 Great idea, Ferg Doog rights in and force is this 0:09:21.840 --> 0:09:26.360 happy mint condition year, Ben and Danny G. It's way 0:09:26.400 --> 0:09:29.080 too late to say news, so I won't be doing 0:09:29.080 --> 0:09:30.599 that anymore. Okay, I see what you did there for 0:09:30.760 --> 0:09:32.760 dog Got How are you able to send these emails? 0:09:32.760 --> 0:09:34.880 I can't believe you have internet connection. It's so cold. 0:09:35.040 --> 0:09:37.040 I can't believe you're able to pull that off, He says. 0:09:37.080 --> 0:09:40.840 I know you hate bumper music, Ben, bumper music talk, 0:09:40.880 --> 0:09:43.400 but I'm surprised it goes all the way back nine 0:09:43.480 --> 0:09:47.600 years ago some caller wanted to compliment Danny G's bumps 0:09:47.960 --> 0:09:49.959 and you were not having it. I think the only 0:09:50.080 --> 0:09:54.640 thing that annoys you more than listeners caring about music 0:09:54.760 --> 0:09:58.440 on a sports radio show is shoddy editing from the interns, 0:09:59.000 --> 0:10:03.120 he says that, yeah, I had I had to melt down. 0:10:03.160 --> 0:10:06.200 I talked about a podcast this weekend. But yeah, I 0:10:06.280 --> 0:10:08.760 set up a whole monologue for a SoundBite, Danny, and 0:10:08.760 --> 0:10:12.800 then the hook on the sound bite was the pause. 0:10:12.920 --> 0:10:15.480 That was the hook, that was the story, the GM 0:10:15.559 --> 0:10:19.080 pause for the vikings, and the editor decided to take 0:10:19.120 --> 0:10:21.320 out the pause, which is. 0:10:21.679 --> 0:10:23.880 Which which normally that would be a good thing. 0:10:24.360 --> 0:10:26.240 Yeah, but I was, Oh my god, I was like 0:10:26.280 --> 0:10:28.040 I was, I was really enhancing it. I was gonna 0:10:28.120 --> 0:10:33.040 build it up, you know, pause the hood. Anyway, anyways, yes, 0:10:33.320 --> 0:10:35.720 uh oh, I was just gonna say about the bumper music. 0:10:36.080 --> 0:10:38.320 I loved playing it on your show because not only 0:10:38.320 --> 0:10:41.439 did I get to play a great variety of genres 0:10:41.480 --> 0:10:44.240 of music for for the Mallard Militia, but that's when 0:10:44.280 --> 0:10:47.800 you were taking laps around the entire building. Yes, I 0:10:48.200 --> 0:10:50.440 used to do. Now what I do is I walk 0:10:50.600 --> 0:10:52.920 up and down that back hallway, which I know we're 0:10:53.000 --> 0:10:55.520 leaving that studio eventually and going somewhere else, which is 0:10:55.559 --> 0:10:59.480 gonna suck. But uh yeah, the uh, the the you 0:10:59.480 --> 0:11:02.760 know the hallway that goes back to Kiras's office. You 0:11:02.760 --> 0:11:05.440 know talking about the old Yeah. Yeah, So I walked 0:11:05.520 --> 0:11:08.199 back in a loop. I walked through the which is 0:11:08.240 --> 0:11:11.559 I guess the Cowherd La studio, and then I walk 0:11:11.800 --> 0:11:14.040 in a loop de loop. But I'm able to hear 0:11:14.200 --> 0:11:16.840 when I need to come back. Although I did get 0:11:16.840 --> 0:11:21.120 harmonized this week. Mike Harmon, the Great Mike Harmon was 0:11:21.720 --> 0:11:26.280 he was there recording his podcast and I saw him 0:11:26.320 --> 0:11:28.079 as I was taking the top of the hour. I 0:11:28.120 --> 0:11:29.320 think it was the top of the art. I don't know, 0:11:29.520 --> 0:11:32.920 one of the timeouts, and so I'm doing a walkie 0:11:32.920 --> 0:11:36.600 talkie with Harmon. Right, We're doing the walkie talkie and 0:11:36.800 --> 0:11:39.800 he kept going and and I was like, like two 0:11:39.840 --> 0:11:41.560 minutes late. I was a little late, but I blame 0:11:42.000 --> 0:11:43.760 I blame the gremlins. I blame the gremlins. 0:11:43.760 --> 0:11:45.640 Well, you didn't have it timed out back in the 0:11:45.720 --> 0:11:48.040 day when you took those big laps around the building. 0:11:48.120 --> 0:11:51.360 So I could play like Boston more than a feeling. 0:11:51.559 --> 0:11:54.160 And I got to play the intro, the first verse 0:11:54.160 --> 0:11:55.800 of the song, and then the hook would come in 0:11:55.880 --> 0:11:58.680 and then you came running through the door, and I'm like, yeah, 0:11:58.720 --> 0:12:00.480 I got to play a minute of that song. 0:12:00.840 --> 0:12:02.760 Well, not only that, but I occasionally, when I was 0:12:02.800 --> 0:12:05.120 walking around the building in beautiful Sherman Oaks, I would 0:12:05.160 --> 0:12:08.480 have great conversations with some of the vagrants in the neighborhood, 0:12:08.520 --> 0:12:10.839 which dragged me aside. It was a lot of fun. 0:12:10.880 --> 0:12:15.839 I had such great fun anyway. He says, also from 0:12:15.920 --> 0:12:18.240 nine years ago, apparently you got into trouble once for 0:12:18.280 --> 0:12:22.720 telling some kind of offensive Jewish joke racist. Have you 0:12:22.800 --> 0:12:26.079 been worn since then for saying anything offensive? And if 0:12:26.120 --> 0:12:28.200 you can remember what was the joke? Oh, yeah, it 0:12:28.200 --> 0:12:30.320 wasn't a joke. It was well, it was kind of 0:12:30.320 --> 0:12:33.880 a joke. We had a sponsor that was a bacon company. 0:12:34.240 --> 0:12:36.920 I will not say the name. It was bad, I 0:12:37.000 --> 0:12:41.120 remember this, Yeah, And the hook was blank Bacon's. You know. 0:12:41.679 --> 0:12:43.520 Looney would do the read and we would go back 0:12:43.559 --> 0:12:46.680 and forth and then and I said, blank Bacon's so 0:12:46.760 --> 0:12:48.920 good even the Jews like it, you know, which is 0:12:49.160 --> 0:12:51.360 of course a yeah. I felt like I was allowed 0:12:51.360 --> 0:12:54.520 to do that being a Jewish. I'm not a hardcore 0:12:54.600 --> 0:12:58.560 Jewish guy. I'm you know, casual whatever, And uh yeah, 0:12:58.720 --> 0:13:02.480 one one or two people got very upset and said 0:13:02.480 --> 0:13:04.640 that was offensive and the whole thing. So I got 0:13:04.679 --> 0:13:07.360 in some trouble. Oh with that, nobody's used the hard 0:13:07.520 --> 0:13:10.960 w nobody exactly. Nobody can take a joke. I mean, 0:13:11.000 --> 0:13:13.240 come on, can't we all to me some of the 0:13:13.240 --> 0:13:16.559 greatest comedies people you know, just goofing on that kind 0:13:16.559 --> 0:13:19.680 of you know, racial stuff or religious I think it's funny. 0:13:19.679 --> 0:13:22.240 I guess back when I was growing up there we 0:13:22.320 --> 0:13:24.040 had comedians that did that kind of stuff, and. 0:13:24.000 --> 0:13:26.760 It was in as long as they were eoe and 0:13:26.960 --> 0:13:29.559 everybody was fair game, it was great. 0:13:29.760 --> 0:13:32.840 Exactly exactly, so I didn't think that was a big deal. 0:13:32.880 --> 0:13:37.960 But whatever Scott from Florida Wrights and it says Ben 0:13:38.000 --> 0:13:40.880 and Danny, my two year old can't have any normal 0:13:40.960 --> 0:13:45.079 foods in his lunch because of all the people's allergies 0:13:45.080 --> 0:13:49.160 at preschool. Apparently there's one teacher who is deafly allergic 0:13:49.200 --> 0:13:53.040 to cinnamon, like it's in the air, she will have 0:13:53.080 --> 0:13:56.720 a near death experience. There's no way, right, Like, if 0:13:57.240 --> 0:14:00.000 that were the case, the lady would never step forward 0:14:00.160 --> 0:14:02.640 in a restaurant or a supermarket. Can I get a 0:14:02.679 --> 0:14:05.360 minute long mallor investigation analysis into the situation? 0:14:06.120 --> 0:14:08.520 Or a bakery bin or imagine her going inside a 0:14:08.559 --> 0:14:09.360 donut shop? 0:14:09.600 --> 0:14:11.520 Well, how about this, Danny. How about you fly into 0:14:11.600 --> 0:14:16.600 like Denver or Salt Lake and there's a cinabun. You 0:14:16.640 --> 0:14:19.120 know what I'm saying, Oh my God, to die, I'm 0:14:19.120 --> 0:14:21.520 about a cinnabut. So I did look it up here 0:14:21.840 --> 0:14:26.680 in my notes. It's estimated that well under one percent 0:14:26.880 --> 0:14:31.000 of the population is considered allergic to cinnamon. And they 0:14:31.080 --> 0:14:35.280 say that the sensitivity intolerance intolerance is much more common, 0:14:36.120 --> 0:14:40.720 or sensitivity rather affects a few percent more than that. 0:14:40.920 --> 0:14:47.520 But it's usually sensitive skin oral allergy syndrome, and true 0:14:47.560 --> 0:14:50.520 cinemonalogy is extremely rare, Like I said, less one percent 0:14:51.200 --> 0:14:55.200 and usually it's just skin or mouth related. Severe reactions 0:14:55.240 --> 0:14:59.560 are extremely uncommon. So I it's possible that you happen 0:14:59.600 --> 0:15:01.960 to find it teacher for your kid that is in 0:15:02.040 --> 0:15:04.440 the less than one percent. But I'm gonna go that. 0:15:05.560 --> 0:15:08.240 I don't think it's total bull pucky, but it's close 0:15:08.240 --> 0:15:10.600 to bullpucky. How about that, Danny, I don't know. That's 0:15:10.840 --> 0:15:13.800 a lot is conceivable. How lucky are you, though, Scott 0:15:13.840 --> 0:15:17.040 that you found the one teacher in America. 0:15:16.680 --> 0:15:17.840 That is alertic tokinnemy. 0:15:19.040 --> 0:15:21.680 That's great. I love I love cinnamon. 0:15:21.360 --> 0:15:23.480 Dan, I do too, man. I can't imagine that if 0:15:23.520 --> 0:15:24.160 I couldn't have that. 0:15:24.640 --> 0:15:27.680 Cinnamon is so good. Marcus in San Antonio writes it, says, 0:15:27.680 --> 0:15:31.040 Dear big Man and Danny G. In previous messages to 0:15:31.080 --> 0:15:33.640 the mail bag, I have mentioned growing up listening to 0:15:33.720 --> 0:15:35.960 a lot of sports talk and a lot of AM 0:15:35.960 --> 0:15:39.600 talk radio. God bless you, Marcus, with podcasts making your 0:15:39.640 --> 0:15:42.760 favorite broadcast or more available. I appreciate how much easier 0:15:42.800 --> 0:15:45.640 it is to find content that I prefer. With that 0:15:45.760 --> 0:15:48.720 being said, there are only so many episodes of the 0:15:48.720 --> 0:15:52.080 Ben Maler Show and the Weekend Podcast available, Marcus says, 0:15:52.120 --> 0:15:54.560 before I get stuck trying to find something else to 0:15:54.680 --> 0:15:58.600 entertain me, which I have found becomes more difficult on 0:15:58.680 --> 0:16:02.200 the weekends. And now the hook, Danny, We're about to 0:16:02.200 --> 0:16:04.360 get the hook, he says. Now the hook, he says. 0:16:04.400 --> 0:16:08.080 My question is if you were taking a multi hour 0:16:08.160 --> 0:16:11.000 trip in the Maladmobile, your cell phone was dead and 0:16:11.040 --> 0:16:13.440 you only had two sports talk shows to listen to 0:16:13.600 --> 0:16:17.880 on the weekend, would you prefer a a show hosted 0:16:17.920 --> 0:16:21.440 by three former NFL players or be a sports show 0:16:22.120 --> 0:16:26.720 hosted by two female radio personalities. Any guidance so suggest 0:16:26.760 --> 0:16:30.280 this is like a Sophie's choice here, any guidance or 0:16:30.360 --> 0:16:33.560 suggestions would be available. I usually tend to go with 0:16:33.680 --> 0:16:36.880 option C, which is a listen to music. He says, 0:16:37.960 --> 0:16:40.240 as always, thank you for the greatest show, but it 0:16:40.280 --> 0:16:42.120 loves Danny g Hi. 0:16:42.560 --> 0:16:45.400 Could I please steal this? I told you about that 0:16:45.720 --> 0:16:49.040 game I came up with for CNR called Brainwave. Yeah, 0:16:49.680 --> 0:16:52.840 I want to use this next Friday, and I'll ask 0:16:52.920 --> 0:16:55.240 the question, would you rather be stuck in a car 0:16:55.320 --> 0:16:59.000 listening to two female sports talk hosts? What was the 0:16:59.000 --> 0:16:59.440 other one? 0:17:00.160 --> 0:17:03.120 Or three professional for former athlete players? 0:17:03.200 --> 0:17:04.840 Well, that's great, and then I'll need a third one 0:17:04.880 --> 0:17:06.200 because I give three choices. 0:17:06.520 --> 0:17:07.920 What would the other option be? 0:17:08.200 --> 0:17:11.720 What would the other horrible one be? Like an eighty 0:17:11.800 --> 0:17:14.560 year old sports talk guy who used to be a 0:17:14.640 --> 0:17:16.720 legend thirty years ago, and he reads. 0:17:16.480 --> 0:17:19.760 Stats like Mike francessa radio, Well those are New York guy, 0:17:19.920 --> 0:17:21.600 one of them. They're both fro New York. So you 0:17:21.640 --> 0:17:24.480 wouldn't do that. You'd have to pick somebody from like 0:17:24.600 --> 0:17:27.719 Mike North. Are our buddy Mike North in Chicago? Oh, 0:17:27.760 --> 0:17:29.840 there's no question, but I love mine? 0:17:29.880 --> 0:17:32.920 Yeah? And North and Northey was great when he had 0:17:33.000 --> 0:17:35.879 a partner with him and producers. Remember I got to 0:17:35.920 --> 0:17:38.640 produce him after your show for a little while. Yeah, 0:17:38.720 --> 0:17:41.320 but on the days where Andy Furman couldn't make the 0:17:41.359 --> 0:17:45.560 show and Mike was by himself, oh my lord, and 0:17:46.160 --> 0:17:50.960 literally opened up the Chicago Tribune and read baseball box scores. 0:17:51.520 --> 0:17:53.960 Let me tell you some of it. I know we 0:17:54.000 --> 0:17:56.119 can talk about this on the potas So. When stephen A. 0:17:56.240 --> 0:17:58.760 Smith started as a talk showst is, some of his 0:17:58.800 --> 0:18:00.880 first shows were at Fox Sports Radio, and I've told 0:18:00.880 --> 0:18:03.520 the story before. He did a show with John Ireland 0:18:03.520 --> 0:18:06.320 as he was learning radio. Steven A right, radio is 0:18:06.440 --> 0:18:09.040 much harder than television. At that time, stephen A was 0:18:09.080 --> 0:18:11.159 just kind of starting his TV career at ESPN, but 0:18:11.480 --> 0:18:13.000 he was doing a radio show for US. He was 0:18:13.000 --> 0:18:15.840 still a columnist in Philadelphia, so he did a show 0:18:15.840 --> 0:18:19.240 with John Ireland on a I think it was Saturday morning. 0:18:19.480 --> 0:18:23.040 I believe it was Saturday morning. Anyway, I was doing updates. 0:18:23.080 --> 0:18:25.440 I was doing the overnight showing that I did updates after. 0:18:25.560 --> 0:18:28.639 So steven A he did the show from Philadelphia, was 0:18:28.640 --> 0:18:30.040 living in Philadelphia at the time, but every once in 0:18:30.040 --> 0:18:31.360 a while he would be in LA and I'd run 0:18:31.359 --> 0:18:31.720 into him. 0:18:31.720 --> 0:18:32.000 Whatever. 0:18:32.760 --> 0:18:37.399 So one time the Lakers were playing on Friday. I 0:18:37.480 --> 0:18:40.160 think they were like Salt Lake or Denver somewhere. Anyway, 0:18:40.200 --> 0:18:44.920 the flight got delayed so John couldn't make He didn't 0:18:44.920 --> 0:18:49.760 couldn't do the show. Oh no, yeah, So Stephen Stephen 0:18:49.800 --> 0:18:52.480 A was by himself and I heard a man literally 0:18:52.560 --> 0:18:56.880 drown on the radio. People don't realize the skill set. 0:18:57.200 --> 0:18:59.480 And I know we're not like fixing any ben. 0:18:59.480 --> 0:19:01.960 I think this is because guys like him and Northeast, 0:19:02.000 --> 0:19:05.800 they're really good at reacting to what other people set up. 0:19:06.200 --> 0:19:08.000 But when it's up to you to set it up 0:19:08.040 --> 0:19:11.359 and react, it does not work out well for guys 0:19:11.359 --> 0:19:12.679 that can't do both things. 0:19:13.080 --> 0:19:15.760 It is a difficult skill set, it is. And it's 0:19:15.760 --> 0:19:18.159 also when you work with someone too. It's also if 0:19:18.200 --> 0:19:21.119 you if you aren't on the same wavelength. That also 0:19:21.320 --> 0:19:24.240 is uh. You know, you a two man show. If 0:19:24.280 --> 0:19:26.639 you have somebody that's carrying their weight, that's great. But 0:19:26.720 --> 0:19:30.560 I've done shows with people sometimes who let's just say Danny, 0:19:30.960 --> 0:19:33.120 they they're not fully invested, you know what I mean, 0:19:33.160 --> 0:19:36.040 and it becomes different, that becomes a problem. So both 0:19:36.040 --> 0:19:39.840 people there's a it's like poetry in motion or audio, whatever. 0:19:40.080 --> 0:19:42.040 When you're when you're working together with somebody and they're 0:19:42.080 --> 0:19:45.160 really into it and you're going back and forth, it magical. 0:19:45.480 --> 0:19:47.639 You don't need anything else. But if you're working with 0:19:47.680 --> 0:19:50.240 someone and they're not into it, holy can I mean, Mike, 0:19:51.400 --> 0:19:55.000 it is, it is here, it really is. And would 0:19:55.000 --> 0:19:59.760