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Speaker 1: Ladies and gentstic is the moment you've waited for. The

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show is here. Get your butt at the front door.

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Speaker 1: We are super villains ready to overtake the world, and

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Speaker 1: we're gonna do it in style. It's time for the

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Speaker 1: best ready ego you've heard in a while show. Imagine

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Speaker 1: how great life would be if you had unlimited butts.

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Speaker 1: It's the Jewil Show. Like cigarette butts, Nope, like butts

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Speaker 1: on your body, unlimited butts. A scientist just discovered a

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Speaker 1: new animal and it might be the weirdest animal on

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Speaker 1: this planet, even weirder than the animal that is Kanye West.

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Speaker 1: He's a weird animal, yes, for sure. I'll tell you

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Speaker 1: what the animal that they found though, is, in a second.

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Speaker 1: But think about this. How many times have been sitting

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Speaker 1: there just thinking about life and you're like, man, I

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Speaker 1: wish I had a tail? Actually sometimes right, yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: happened in time or two. Yeah, And then you're like, man,

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Speaker 1: I actually had seven tales, because if I had seven tales,

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Speaker 1: that means I had seven butts, and that would be amazing.

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Speaker 1: You guys are weird anyway. Scientists in Australia found a

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Speaker 1: type of worm that has more than one butt. Whoa, yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: where they find it in Australia? Is it like in

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Speaker 1: like water the sands. It's in water, okay, yep. It

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Speaker 1: lives in sea sponges and they just found it. It's

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Speaker 1: making international news because it's a crazy discovery whenever they

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Speaker 1: discover a new animal. It lives in sea sponges and

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Speaker 1: sections of its body branch out like a tree, and

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Speaker 1: each section of its body has its own butt, so

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Speaker 1: it can have hundreds or even thousands of butts. But

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Speaker 1: check this out. But but with one tea, they only

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Speaker 1: have one head. One head, one head could have thousands

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Speaker 1: of butts. Okay, okay, but these butts aren't like human butts,

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Speaker 1: are they? You know it doesn't have They didn't have

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Speaker 1: a picture of it. No picture. I was gonna say, picture.

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Speaker 1: It didn't happen. Yeah, they had a picture of It's

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Speaker 1: really hard to tell because it's a really small little worm.

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Speaker 1: But it has got thousands of butts on it. Although

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Speaker 1: I do think they should be like Kardashian butts. Kardashians

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Speaker 1: had to be so jealous of this worm, like, think

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Speaker 1: one hundred butts. The official name for it is some

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Speaker 1: big science you work Latin, but I am naming it

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Speaker 1: the torque worm. The scientists discovered the torque worm that

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Speaker 1: has unlimited butts and one head. So how big is

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Speaker 1: this worm? Like? And as far as like inches? Ways, Um,

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Speaker 1: that's a good question. Uh, it's like, I mean, I

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Speaker 1: think it's like a couple of inches huge. That's that's

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Speaker 1: that's a lot of butt inch too. It's like mostly

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Speaker 1: but it's mostly, but it's just a dash. Maybe it

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Speaker 1: should be called the Kardashian Was there no picture? I

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Speaker 1: think he's been under the microscope to see the butt. Yeah. Okay,

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Speaker 1: here's a question for you guys though. If you could

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Speaker 1: have an extra body part and no Evan, not an

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Speaker 1: extra banger for your mash. That's an English food joke. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I got it. Just made that because I'm a master

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Speaker 1: of original comedy. Nobody's ever made that joke before. But

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Speaker 1: if you could have an extra body part and not

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Speaker 1: that part, what body part would you guys have? Would

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Speaker 1: what would you want? Extra? Alex? Okay, A couple things

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Speaker 1: an extra set of armstrong too. No, it would just

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Speaker 1: make me more efficient at doing life. Oh, Alex likes

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Speaker 1: But yeah, I think you'd do well with extra Thank you, Evan.

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Speaker 1: What would you want extra um? I think is I'd

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Speaker 1: the amount of hearing that I have, right or maybe not?

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Speaker 1: Maybe you just hear the same. You just have ears.

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Speaker 1: Where would you want your extra ears? What part of

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Speaker 1: Text in four one or six one? What extra body

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Speaker 1: another jubile phone frame mornings. Is Caroline. I am in

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Speaker 1: Fuego and I'm ready to come to town. Hello, hip,

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Speaker 1: I'm on fire winning streak. Hi name is Petekin. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: thank you? I oh my god, I am on fire

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Speaker 1: right now. What I mean is I can't wait to

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Speaker 1: come to town. Vegas is opening back up right, and

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Speaker 1: been killing it on scratchers from my local gas station

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Speaker 1: this week, and I decided, you know what, it's time

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Speaker 1: to take the plunge. Come into town and I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: shut it down. I am on I am on fire.

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Speaker 1: I am in fuego hot streak, ready to win big Okay, sir,

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Speaker 1: it sounds like you are super excited. So um, when

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Speaker 1: to win some big bucks. Let's talk about me staying

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Speaker 1: there so we can look for a room for you

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Speaker 1: right now. What are the dates you're looking for? I

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Speaker 1: want to get there asap because I don't want to

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Speaker 1: waste sity of this hot streak. Well, we can definitely

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Speaker 1: help you. Just let me know the date, hey, before

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Speaker 1: I give you the dates. You guys have all kinds

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Speaker 1: of programs for the high rollers, right, we sure do.

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Speaker 1: So what kind of free stuff do I get? Well?

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Speaker 1: Do you have your m life? I don't know what

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Speaker 1: let's get a room booked and get me my free

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Speaker 1: meals and all kinds of stuff. You've never gambled with

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Speaker 1: us before or stayed with us. I've never been to

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Speaker 1: a hot streak and I am a high roller and

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Speaker 1: I'm just wondering what I get for that, But I

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Speaker 1: and we need to reserve your room, but I'm not

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Speaker 1: I don't know what you want to do. Lamborghini, I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: never stayed here. Sorry, presidential swite. I want the biggest

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Speaker 1: swite you have in the place. I'm sorry, I don't

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Speaker 1: know what a swite is. Well, I don't know if

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Speaker 1: I'm saying it right. Is it swier suit? But I

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Speaker 1: want the biggest suit you got in the place. No,

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Speaker 1: I think you are trying to say sweet. No, I

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Speaker 1: know you can't fool me. It's like we're already gambling.

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Speaker 1: You're already trying to give me your poker face. Can't

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Speaker 1: fool me. The word sweet is spelled with a W.

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Speaker 1: This is swhite or suit. It's a different. It's a

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Speaker 1: different kind of sweet swell, different way sweet sue. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you'd say it how you say it, Tomato tomato it.

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Speaker 1: That's fine. I want the biggest one you got complimentary,

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Speaker 1: of course, No, I can't do a complement. Or you

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Speaker 1: this anymore. It's been a long day. I'm tired of

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Speaker 1: You've never been to Vegas before in your life. So

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Speaker 1: do you want a rum or? Not? Yikes, seems like

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Speaker 1: I touched a nerve. Sorry about that. I don't care

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Speaker 1: let you know that it's a prank phone call in

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Speaker 1: cousin Ray listen to the radio show and wanted to

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Speaker 1: definitely didn't find it funny. Yeah, no, it definitely was

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Speaker 1: not funny, my cousin that you are not funny at all.

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Speaker 1: was in Fuego? Yeah, yeah, you said that. Can I

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Speaker 1: up every morning with Jubil phone pranks. We say mornings

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Speaker 1: on the twenties the Jebil Show on demand, It's time

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Speaker 1: Flour of the Roses only on the Jebil Show. Text

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Speaker 1: met a guy. What I figured that was inappropriate? Text?

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Speaker 1: I thought it was appropriate because it's time for War

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Speaker 1: of the Roses to catch a cheater. And on the

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Speaker 1: as Alex Fresh would say, something sketchmc gash. Definitely, these

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Speaker 1: people are sketchmc gash. Kaitlyn, what's up? How are you hey? Um? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I've never used a sketchmc catch, but it sounds like

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Speaker 1: what's going on right now? What is going on? I've

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Speaker 1: been dating my boyfriend Jack for a while, and lately

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Speaker 1: he's just been being really weird about when I can

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Speaker 1: come over to the house. Okay, so you guys don't

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Speaker 1: live together yet? No? Oh, okay, okay, what do you

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Speaker 1: mean that he's being weird about coming over to the house.

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Speaker 1: So I usually come over after I get off work,

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Speaker 1: and I just text him when I'm on away, but

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Speaker 1: lately he's like really really curious about what my work

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Speaker 1: think that that's weird. Yeah, So he's that just started.

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Speaker 1: It hasn't been the whole time in your relationship that's

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Speaker 1: guys for helping me find out your heart will go on,

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Speaker 1: it will. The Jewil shows were of the roses. The

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Speaker 1: to tell us a dirty little secret? Is the renegade,

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Speaker 1: the TikTok. Hey, I can't do you renegade? Yeah, I definitely.

421
00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:21,840
Speaker 1: I am not a dancer. I have two left feet, Like, okay,

422
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,800
Speaker 1: no way, you can't do the renegade either, even though

423
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Speaker 1: you are the renegade exactly, all right, So what's your

424
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Speaker 1: dirty little Secretum? So, yeah, I can't think. God, this

425
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Speaker 1: is anonymous. So I'm a librarian at I'm one of

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Speaker 1: the high schools. And you're a librarier. Okay, so you're

427
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Speaker 1: a librarian, so you work in a high school. You

428
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Speaker 1: definitely know the TikTok dance renegade and you've seen it

429
00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:52,760
Speaker 1: a bunch for sure. Yeah, you just hate it, sure, absolutely.

430
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Speaker 1: I mean, and they choose, you know, to do it

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Speaker 1: in my library. Oh it ticks me off. Take it serious,

432
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Speaker 1: you know, but it seems like they're just obsessed with

433
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Speaker 1: the you know, digital media and all that. So there

434
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Speaker 1: are some kids that I just I just can't stand.

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Speaker 1: I just really you know, yeah, you're in high school too,

436
00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:16,840
Speaker 1: man like, oh yeah, yeah, No, I was a jerk

437
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:20,920
Speaker 1: in high school. Well I was an a hole except

438
00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:23,800
Speaker 1: I sent grade biology teacher home crying. You did, you

439
00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:26,159
Speaker 1: had to go and leave absence? Oh my god, it

440
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:28,679
Speaker 1: was a weird dude. You made him cry. Yeah, he

441
00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:32,680
Speaker 1: had a breakdown. He had an emotional break whoa poor guy.

442
00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:36,320
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Well, then I don't feel bad Byron

443
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Speaker 1: that was his name, mister Oh. If you're listening with sorry,

444
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Speaker 1: I wouldn't do much. I was just talking in his

445
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Speaker 1: class and he asked me to stop. He's like, hey,

446
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Speaker 1: am I interrupting something? And I said, yeah, I'm trying

447
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Speaker 1: to have a conversation over here. Quiet. And then that

448
00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:55,520
Speaker 1: made him cry, yes, and his face started turning red.

449
00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:57,760
Speaker 1: And then he grabbed the stool because the science class

450
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Speaker 1: you know those big stools, threw it at me. Oh,

451
00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:02,919
Speaker 1: and then stormed out of the classroom. And then the

452
00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:06,520
Speaker 1: assistant principle came in a few minutes later. I was like, so, um,

453
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Speaker 1: I want to go home. I can't believe you're one

454
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Speaker 1: of those. Yeah, no, I was. I was. That was

455
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Speaker 1: hard to deal with, I think anyway, And you would

456
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Speaker 1: be a pure example of a kid that I would

457
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Speaker 1: do this too. So being a librarian, obviously, when the

458
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Speaker 1: kids return their books, I'm in charge of that, and

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Speaker 1: I choose to write and some of the books that

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Speaker 1: the kids that I don't like return, Oh wait, like

461
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Speaker 1: after they return them, you write in the books yes,

462
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Speaker 1: or like highlight and write like maybe a word or

463
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Speaker 1: two that's not necessarily the best word, and um, I'll

464
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Speaker 1: report them. Actually, So you write in the book and

465
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Speaker 1: then report the kid to the office. Yeah, yes, I

466
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Speaker 1: mean if someone's really being disrespectful and just hasn't gotten disciplined,

467
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Speaker 1: I feel like I need to take you know that

468
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Speaker 1: under to consideration and do it myself. Right. Did the

469
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Speaker 1: kids get like a bad punishment when you report them

470
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Speaker 1: for this? I mean some some get uh they'll get

471
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Speaker 1: to tention. Um I think one, yeah, okay, she was

472
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Speaker 1: well here here, here, here, here, Well, let me just

473
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Speaker 1: tell you from personal experience seven that you could get suspended,

474
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Speaker 1: because that's what happened to me when I wrote in

475
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Speaker 1: a textbook. You got the first day of sixth grade.

476
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Speaker 1: Who in middle school? Oh my gosh, about a teacher. Teacher.

477
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Speaker 1: That sounds very familiar. So I actually was the dumb one.

478
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Speaker 1: I didn't do it for someone else got caught. I

479
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Speaker 1: got suspended. You. I literally got suspended on my first

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Speaker 1: day of school. Yeah. Actually one girl got suspended because

481
00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:57,400
Speaker 1: of what I wrote. The book. No, well like PTSD

482
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Speaker 1: for you out it when they get when they get busted,

483
00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:05,280
Speaker 1: you know, they by birth sounds here as they say there.

484
00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:07,680
Speaker 1: I didn't write it, is it? Yes, So you're an

485
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Speaker 1: evil high school librarian. Thank you very much for your

486
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Speaker 1: dirty little secret? Yeah? Thanks guy? What's your dirty little secret?

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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand. I n N the Idiot

488
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Speaker 1: News Network where idiots aren't just in the news. They

489
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Speaker 1: report for Monday, May tenth, twenty twenty one. I'm Jewel Fresh,

490
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Speaker 1: and it's Monday, and nothing says Monday like the audio

491
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Speaker 1: of a cute, cudly baby saying mama while sounding like

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Speaker 1: a cute cudly demon. More on that in just a second,

493
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Speaker 1: but first let's meet the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh, and

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Speaker 1: a federal judge issued a search warn this week for

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Speaker 1: a man who wears rhinestone jeans and affliction teas every day,

496
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Speaker 1: but that's not the reason why. And I'm English. Evan

497
00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:49,800
Speaker 1: and Jake Pool stole something precious from Floyd money, maywe U.

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Speaker 1: We'll get to those stories in just a second before

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Speaker 1: your lead story of the day. I have no information

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00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,520
Speaker 1: to relate to you, which is good since it's Monday

501
00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:59,240
Speaker 1: and your brain probably isn't working correctly anyway. So since

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Speaker 1: yesterday was Mother's Day, I'll just play a clip that's

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Speaker 1: going viral of a baby saying mama who sounds less

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Speaker 1: like a baby and more like Beelza Bob, Mama, Loma.

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Speaker 1: How old is this baby's baby? How old is it

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Speaker 1: like a newborn? Is it six months? Is it twelve month?

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Speaker 1: Is it two? Three? Four? I mean well, I mean

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Speaker 1: it's soul. It's probably seven hundred. It's possessed. I'll play

509
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Speaker 1: it for you one more time. Here you go. You

510
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:36,720
Speaker 1: see mama. No way, I don't believe it. No way,

511
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Speaker 1: it's crazy. It's either a demon or Marge Simpson's sister

512
00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:47,320
Speaker 1: that's in the kid. But yeah, they're laughing about it.

513
00:27:47,359 --> 00:27:49,360
Speaker 1: But man, you gotta checked the video out. We'll share

514
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Speaker 1: it on the story at the Jewel Show. You can

515
00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:52,200
Speaker 1: follow the show at the Jewels Show, by the way,

516
00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:54,119
Speaker 1: you can follow all of us individually. I'm a Jewel Fresh,

517
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Speaker 1: I'm at that dres, I'm at Evan on the radio,

518
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Speaker 1: and I don't understand why the parents are laughing. I'll

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Speaker 1: play it for you one more time. But this is

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Speaker 1: my entire news. Sorry for the day, Happy Monday, you

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00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:05,679
Speaker 1: come to see Mama give me shivers. This is the

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Speaker 1: i n N, the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't

523
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:11,440
Speaker 1: just in the news. And for something a little less scary,

524
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:15,120
Speaker 1: let's sit an honor to Alex Fresh, who's on location

525
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:19,639
Speaker 1: in Oklahoma. Still scary, because, in case you missed it,

526
00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:21,520
Speaker 1: I'm following up on a store that I reported on

527
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:24,920
Speaker 1: recently where Carol and her husband Howard Baskin were spotted

528
00:28:25,119 --> 00:28:27,960
Speaker 1: flying a drone over Jeff Loo's property to buy on

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Speaker 1: the welfare of his tigers. And if you don't know

530
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Speaker 1: who Jeff Low is, he bought Joe Exotic Zoo when

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Speaker 1: he went to prison for hiring hit man to kill

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Speaker 1: Carol Baskin. So fast forward to this week, though, the

533
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Speaker 1: fetes came in and sees six of jeff Los tigers,

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Speaker 1: claiming they are protected by the Endangered Species Act. So

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Speaker 1: they're just taking his tigers because he's a bad pet owner, right, Yeah,

536
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Speaker 1: he really is. He If you didn't see Tiger King,

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Speaker 1: we'll just paint the picture for this guy. He wears

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Speaker 1: affliction gear. He wears a hat with a bandana under it.

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00:28:57,920 --> 00:29:01,600
Speaker 1: He wears pants that have the stitching and Ryan Stones

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00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:04,600
Speaker 1: all over its front up earlier. So they should really

541
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:08,880
Speaker 1: not be seizing his animals, seize his wardrobe, give him

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00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:12,000
Speaker 1: some new clothes. Yeah, I don't see how his wife

543
00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:14,240
Speaker 1: Lauren can be okay with that. Well, no, but she's

544
00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:16,640
Speaker 1: also okay with sharing him. Yeah, she's I don't think

545
00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:19,320
Speaker 1: she I don't think she cares about it. She's just

546
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:21,040
Speaker 1: in it for the time. Hasn't he been with like

547
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Speaker 1: every single babysitter they've ever had. I think that's the

548
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:26,000
Speaker 1: way they get babysitters, if you it's the entire king.

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00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:29,600
Speaker 1: They literally hire babysitters for his kids that also look

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Speaker 1: up with him. Sweet. Well, this is all fresh. Has

551
00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:35,280
Speaker 1: been fun. But I'm gonna go apply for a little

552
00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:38,800
Speaker 1: nanny job. Okay, Oh, sending it back to you, all right,

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00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:41,280
Speaker 1: thank you. I hope you get the job. This is

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Speaker 1: the I n n the idiot news network where idiots

555
00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:46,240
Speaker 1: aren't just in the news. And for our next story

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Speaker 1: of the day, let's sit it on over to English Evan,

557
00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:52,840
Speaker 1: who is shockingly still English. I am, yes, very English,

558
00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:55,000
Speaker 1: but I know this happened last week. I just haven't

559
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,280
Speaker 1: had a chance to talk about it yet. So Logan

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Speaker 1: Paul as a lot of you may know. He's the

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Speaker 1: YouTuber you know, very famous. So he's a professional boxer

562
00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:04,600
Speaker 1: now and he's had one fight. He actually lost the fight.

563
00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:07,760
Speaker 1: Would you say professionals like in quot Actually, he's just

564
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Speaker 1: a guy that happens to box. He's the YOUTUBERO made

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Speaker 1: a lot of money and then now he's trying to

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Speaker 1: be a professional box Yeah, and he is fun. He

567
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Speaker 1: is fighting against Floyd Mayweather on June sixth, and they

568
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Speaker 1: just had their first press conference. Do it with the

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Speaker 1: way you say, I'm sorry. As soon as I saw

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Speaker 1: the date, I was like, oh no, this is America

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Speaker 1: on it. Okay, can we just play my audio please?

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Speaker 1: You've got an audio of what this happened at the

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Speaker 1: press conference between Floyd Madeweather and Logan Pool's brother Jake

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Speaker 1: oh scuffle. So what happened was Logan's little brother. Jake

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00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:46,360
Speaker 1: actually just decided to seal Floyd mayweth his hat right,

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Speaker 1: because that's the kind of person. It's not a good idea.

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Speaker 1: I saw the video though. Mayweather really I think actually

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Speaker 1: wants to beat them both up in the streets. I

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Speaker 1: don't even think he cares about a boxing ring. No,

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00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:02,280
Speaker 1: does not like them. Yeah, Mayweather came out and said

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00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:04,240
Speaker 1: that he really wants to be He wants to fight

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00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:06,360
Speaker 1: both of them on the same night. He said he

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00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:09,480
Speaker 1: could do it for sure, and he promised to knock

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Speaker 1: them both out. I think they should both fight him

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Speaker 1: right in the same same night, same ring, same time,

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Speaker 1: and then he just ko both of them the same time.

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Speaker 1: Oh what you want them to tag team on Floyd? Yeah,

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00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:22,160
Speaker 1: but I want Floyd to knock them out at the

589
00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:24,480
Speaker 1: same time, the same type. That would be cool, be

590
00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:27,560
Speaker 1: like a cartoon, like a double superhuman puny or just

591
00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:30,120
Speaker 1: could do it. He takes a left hook and it

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00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:33,520
Speaker 1: hits Jake Paul's chin and then Logan Paul's chin, all

593
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Speaker 1: the same hit and they just both drop and fall

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Speaker 1: to the ground. That would be made a boom shot

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Speaker 1: a boom, and that was the I n n the

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Speaker 1: idiot news network where idiots aren't just in the news,

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Speaker 1: they report the news. Tune in tomorrow same time for

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Speaker 1: another hard hitting reports from the I n N The

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Speaker 1: Jubil Show on demand. Hello, I'm good. Thank you for asking.

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Speaker 1: How are you doing? I'm good. Oh my, I'm sorry.

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00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:17,040
Speaker 1: I got a little bit of head, didn't die. My

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00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:22,600
Speaker 1: name is Aquarius, and your friend Sheila got you a

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Speaker 1: birthday reading. So happy belated birthday. Oh, thank you so much.

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00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:35,040
Speaker 1: I've actually been expecting this call. I'm so excited. Yes, um, so,

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Speaker 1: is there anything that you would like me to focus

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00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:42,200
Speaker 1: on today as I give you your complimentary birthday reading? Um,

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00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:47,040
Speaker 1: I guess I would like to know is there anything

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00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:52,680
Speaker 1: that you should know? And here it goes. Oh boy,

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Speaker 1: you sent me quick, Erica, you sent me quick. I'm

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Speaker 1: headed up to the spirit plane to find out what

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Speaker 1: Erica should know. And I'm here. I'm on the spirit plane. Now,

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Speaker 1: hello friends, I come to ask a simple question to

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Speaker 1: my spirit friends. I'm talking to Erica, a human organ.

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Speaker 1: I'm not wondering if there's anything that she should no

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Speaker 1: going for? Are you? O? Oh? Did you fall? I'm

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Speaker 1: so sorry. Sometimes the dismount is a bit much. Erica

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Speaker 1: I should have warned you that sometimes during my readings,

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Speaker 1: I I'm sent up to the spirit plane to ask

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Speaker 1: questions and get answers. And I am so sorry about

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00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:50,960
Speaker 1: that car accident you had when you're eighteen. Oh my god, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it was a really bad accident. I can't I can't

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Speaker 1: believe that you know about that. I didn't know about it.

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Speaker 1: It was one of my friends on the spirit plane

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Speaker 1: told me to tell you that it's okay. Now it's

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00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:04,480
Speaker 1: been a long time and you don't have to worry

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Speaker 1: about that anymore. Oh wow, that's crazy. Oh boy, I'm

627
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Speaker 1: going again, Erica, Erica, I'm going again. Okay, Hello, Aquarious

628
00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:26,600
Speaker 1: is he? Please don't break my concentration one second. Okay,

629
00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:35,880
Speaker 1: Acquarious is here. Oh oh are you okay? Did you

630
00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:42,600
Speaker 1: dismount Erica? As I dismounted, and I saw something? Okay,

631
00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:49,000
Speaker 1: And what about me? I'm seeing paper and pen huh

632
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:56,279
Speaker 1: and your name signed alongside another name? What what other name?

633
00:34:56,680 --> 00:35:02,799
Speaker 1: I'm Simonia. It is a contract, a life contract, perhaps

634
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:09,240
Speaker 1: a wedding. Oh yeah, I'm getting married. Yea, yes, except

635
00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:12,760
Speaker 1: I don't know if you're prepared for who you're marrying,

636
00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:20,120
Speaker 1: what you're marrying. The wrong person. What we What do

637
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:22,240
Speaker 1: you mean? Why? Why am I marrying the wrong person?

638
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:25,719
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry to tell you that your fiance, his

639
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:31,120
Speaker 1: name is David David. Yes, what about David? David is

640
00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:33,040
Speaker 1: just not as good of a lover as I am.

641
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:35,600
Speaker 1: And I don't think you should be walking down the

642
00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:39,000
Speaker 1: aisle with him because Aquarius and you are getting married

643
00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:41,239
Speaker 1: in a month. It's shocking for me too, I had

644
00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:45,560
Speaker 1: no idea. Okay, I'm sorry, what Joe, yes it is.

645
00:35:45,719 --> 00:35:47,640
Speaker 1: This is actually Jewel from the Jewels Show doing a

646
00:35:47,640 --> 00:35:49,680
Speaker 1: phone prank on you and your best friend Jay. Let's

647
00:35:49,719 --> 00:35:56,440
Speaker 1: set you up. Oh my god. She said that she

648
00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:58,279
Speaker 1: wanted to give you the gift of a psychic reading

649
00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:02,120
Speaker 1: for your birthday, So there you go. How did you

650
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:05,040
Speaker 1: know about the car accident? She actually asked your fiance

651
00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:07,160
Speaker 1: for some information on you that only he would know.

652
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:11,680
Speaker 1: So I think you're good to get married to him.

653
00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:18,239
Speaker 1: Enjoy your wedding and happy birthday, and you're welcome than

654
00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:22,239
Speaker 1: you wake up every morning with Jewil phone pranks, the

655
00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:27,560
Speaker 1: Jewil Show on demand parenting before the Internet. Here we go.

656
00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:31,080
Speaker 1: That's it, mister. Get up to your room and don't

657
00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:32,839
Speaker 1: come back down here until you're ready to eat all

658
00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:35,640
Speaker 1: your vegetables. You should be grateful. There are hungry kids

659
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:38,640
Speaker 1: all over the world who don't even have food. That

660
00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:42,560
Speaker 1: was before the Internet. Fast forward to now parenting during

661
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:45,640
Speaker 1: the Internet. That's it, mister. Get to your room and

662
00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:47,520
Speaker 1: don't come back down here until you're ready to get

663
00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:50,959
Speaker 1: the right angle on for mom's booty picks. You should

664
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,160
Speaker 1: be grateful. There are thirsty dudes all over the world

665
00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:54,920
Speaker 1: who don't even have a mom with a booty to

666
00:36:54,960 --> 00:37:00,000
Speaker 1: take pictures. It's the Jewel Show and there's a new

667
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:02,640
Speaker 1: story that's gone viral today about a nineteen year old

668
00:37:02,719 --> 00:37:06,200
Speaker 1: kid who is suing his mom because he helped his

669
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:11,359
Speaker 1: mom start her only Fans account. Weird, Yeah, and now

670
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:13,800
Speaker 1: his mom is making seven figures off of her sexually

671
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:17,359
Speaker 1: pictures only Fans and he's refusing to take any more

672
00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:20,360
Speaker 1: photos of her until she gives him a cut of

673
00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:22,160
Speaker 1: the money that she's making from only Fans. If you

674
00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:24,240
Speaker 1: don't know what only Fans is should be pretty obvious

675
00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:26,720
Speaker 1: from that statement right there. But it is a website

676
00:37:26,719 --> 00:37:29,720
Speaker 1: where people can go online and post mostly adult pictures,

677
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:32,160
Speaker 1: and it's a subscription service. People subscribe to their page

678
00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:34,000
Speaker 1: and it's a trend with parents, I guess it ain't.

679
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,359
Speaker 1: A lot of kids are actually helping their parents start

680
00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:40,320
Speaker 1: an only Fans account, which creepy, creepy, that is really creepy.

681
00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:43,719
Speaker 1: But I can also understand why a parent would need

682
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:46,280
Speaker 1: their kids help getting their only Fans account up and running,

683
00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:48,120
Speaker 1: because kids know the social media. They know how to

684
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:50,160
Speaker 1: do it, you know, like a lot of parents don't

685
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:53,000
Speaker 1: and also don't do that. But it's different kids. It's

686
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,479
Speaker 1: different though, from social media. Only fans, isn't it, because

687
00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:58,080
Speaker 1: it's not exactly you know, posting an Instagram picture. It's

688
00:37:58,080 --> 00:38:01,239
Speaker 1: like trying to entice someone's well, well, it depends. It

689
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:04,400
Speaker 1: depends because only Fans is not just dirty pictures. Like,

690
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:06,759
Speaker 1: it's not naked pictures only. There's a lot of people

691
00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:09,440
Speaker 1: who aren't only fans who don't even post naked pictures.

692
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:11,759
Speaker 1: They just they just have a following of people who

693
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:13,720
Speaker 1: like to follow their life. They might post sexy pictures

694
00:38:13,719 --> 00:38:16,120
Speaker 1: once in a while, but not naked text in four

695
00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:17,440
Speaker 1: one or six one. Do you think this kid has

696
00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:20,359
Speaker 1: owed money? Absolutely? I think he is. I mean, really though,

697
00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:21,960
Speaker 1: if you can make money off and stuff like that

698
00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:23,799
Speaker 1: on the internet, why not if you got it for sure,

699
00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:25,719
Speaker 1: make some money off it. That's my mom always did.

700
00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:28,640
Speaker 1: But some people's moral compass just won't point that way, right,

701
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:31,840
Speaker 1: Mine wouldn't. Yeah, you wouldn't do it an only fans.

702
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:33,680
Speaker 1: I would never do it. And also if my girlfriend

703
00:38:33,719 --> 00:38:35,439
Speaker 1: was thinking about doing it, it it would be a very

704
00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:38,000
Speaker 1: big topic of discussion building us. What if she could

705
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,000
Speaker 1: make millions of dollars and you never had to work

706
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:41,560
Speaker 1: and you could be taken care of. I know it

707
00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:44,239
Speaker 1: could be you could just hang around the house and

708
00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:47,520
Speaker 1: be her pool boy and take her pictures once in

709
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:50,680
Speaker 1: a while, which which hang on, that does sound amazing,

710
00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:54,800
Speaker 1: but you'd be a kept man. If you're a golfer.

711
00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:57,040
Speaker 1: You played golf in college. Yeah, you work that into

712
00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:59,239
Speaker 1: every sentence you can talking to people. I tried to

713
00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:02,279
Speaker 1: having a great golfer. You can literally play golf and

714
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:04,760
Speaker 1: then go lay around the pool while moms taking sexy

715
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:06,560
Speaker 1: pictures and you don't ever have to work a day

716
00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:08,279
Speaker 1: in your life because she's making millions on all, right,

717
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:12,440
Speaker 1: you wouldn't do it. That's it. Lately we're starting. You

718
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:14,840
Speaker 1: and I are a lot different, for sure. Alex and

719
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:16,720
Speaker 1: I are married. By the way, was like, we're pimping

720
00:39:16,719 --> 00:39:19,480
Speaker 1: out Alex. I've said to Alex so many times, why

721
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:22,360
Speaker 1: did you start an only fan? Like you know you're beautiful, Like,

722
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:25,120
Speaker 1: go for it? You know why not? I did start

723
00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:27,360
Speaker 1: up only fans, Yeah, I mean I haven't posted anything,

724
00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:28,719
Speaker 1: so I'm just like, I just set it up for

725
00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:30,400
Speaker 1: one because I didn't. You know, I want that dreas.

726
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:32,799
Speaker 1: I want that dreas on only fans, and I want

727
00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:35,080
Speaker 1: you to take it. I'm gonna set it out from

728
00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:38,000
Speaker 1: when I do start. I'm so shocked there's nothing full support.

729
00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:40,080
Speaker 1: We have the conversation because Alex is like, I'm gonna

730
00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:41,879
Speaker 1: set one up just to have one, right in case

731
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:44,040
Speaker 1: I ever want to use it, because it's a thing. Yeah,

732
00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:46,320
Speaker 1: I want an only fans not to take sexy pictures,

733
00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:48,400
Speaker 1: but for maybe things that I won't want people to

734
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:49,759
Speaker 1: pay for whatever. It would be like if I did

735
00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:51,560
Speaker 1: a stand up special, another stand up special, maybe I

736
00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:53,040
Speaker 1: put her only fan and I could do it in

737
00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:58,919
Speaker 1: a thong and then people might actually watch it over snowmen, right, yeah,

738
00:39:59,239 --> 00:40:01,279
Speaker 1: over snowman. Things like that on only fans, right, And

739
00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:03,279
Speaker 1: you can pay a subscription for different kinds of stuff, right,

740
00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:05,640
Speaker 1: different kind of content. But we've had the conversation like,

741
00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:09,600
Speaker 1: should we call our boss and ask them if you

742
00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:12,640
Speaker 1: could post on? I'm like, should we should? Should I

743
00:40:12,719 --> 00:40:15,160
Speaker 1: ask our executive producer rad if I should call our

744
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:17,799
Speaker 1: boss and see if you'd be okay with maybe, you know,

745
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:21,240
Speaker 1: promoting my only Yeah, I'm gonna ask him right now. Yeah, Okay,

746
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:26,799
Speaker 1: we're getting broad Yes. Oh right there, he's always listening. Okay,

747
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:28,480
Speaker 1: So did you hear what I was saying? I did.

748
00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:31,480
Speaker 1: I actually asked the question. I sent the email. They

749
00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:34,040
Speaker 1: would prefer if maybe we didn't do that. If it's

750
00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:37,319
Speaker 1: not though, like I wouldn't post naked pictures. Yeah, I

751
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:39,400
Speaker 1: just I think there's a little bit of an issue

752
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:42,120
Speaker 1: because there's a stigma. Yeah. I think it's probably about

753
00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:47,759
Speaker 1: stigma and um also something about people subscribing is an

754
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:50,640
Speaker 1: illegal issue. So let's just I don't know. I don't

755
00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:56,319
Speaker 1: know that I stout posting any naked pictures and it's

756
00:40:56,320 --> 00:41:02,319
Speaker 1: a paid wall side hustle. Hello. Okay. I should also

757
00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:05,360
Speaker 1: mention this about only fans that while most only fans,

758
00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:09,920
Speaker 1: top stars do get a sizeable income six figures plus, right,

759
00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:11,160
Speaker 1: because there's a lot of people that like, man, you

760
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:13,799
Speaker 1: can make so much money on Only Fans. Yeah. On average,

761
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:17,080
Speaker 1: creators on Only Fans only earn about one hundred and

762
00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:19,440
Speaker 1: eighty dollars a month from the site. They're putting a

763
00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:22,919
Speaker 1: lot of stuff out there, from all those situations where

764
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:24,600
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, yeah, you go for good Mike millions,

765
00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:26,880
Speaker 1: probably not gonna happen. She might make one hundred and

766
00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:29,319
Speaker 1: eighty dollars. You could have a nice meal once a month,

767
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:31,600
Speaker 1: all right? Text in formula six one. Should the show

768
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:34,920
Speaker 1: having only fans? Should we have should each of us individually,

769
00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:37,640
Speaker 1: you two Brad have an only fans account. It's gonna

770
00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:41,640
Speaker 1: be awkward when the buses actually subscribe to Alex the

771
00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:47,840
Speaker 1: Jewil Show on demand. Jewbils Dirty Little Secret and welcome

772
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:51,520
Speaker 1: back to Dirty Little Secret Park. It's a Jewbil show

773
00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:53,719
Speaker 1: and it's time for your dirty little Secret. That's a

774
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:56,040
Speaker 1: swing and a miss. Remember you can text in the

775
00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:58,080
Speaker 1: show at four one oh six one and tell us

776
00:41:58,080 --> 00:42:00,960
Speaker 1: you have a dirty little secret. And we keep everybody's

777
00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:07,640
Speaker 1: and that's a ball right outside. Everybody's identity is completely

778
00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:10,239
Speaker 1: anonymous because we don't even ask what your name is.

779
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:12,200
Speaker 1: Everybody on the phone to tell us a dirty little

780
00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:14,960
Speaker 1: secret gets a free bobblehead because it's Bobblehead Day at

781
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:18,040
Speaker 1: Dirty Little Secret Park, and they also get an anonymous nickname.

782
00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:19,800
Speaker 1: And on the phone right now to tell us a

783
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:25,880
Speaker 1: dirty little secret. Is baseball baseball back in action, boring

784
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:29,719
Speaker 1: baseball announcer, Let's make it boring, long winded baseball announcer

785
00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:32,880
Speaker 1: is on the phone to tell us a dirty little secret. Hello, boring,

786
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:38,160
Speaker 1: long winded baseball announcer. How are you like? How that's funny? High?

787
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:41,720
Speaker 1: How's it going? Do you have a dirty little secret

788
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:46,160
Speaker 1: to tell us? Yes? They do, all right? What is

789
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:51,160
Speaker 1: I was working for this company and I could not

790
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:54,960
Speaker 1: stand my manager and she was just horrible, like just

791
00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:58,080
Speaker 1: so mean to everybody. I'm pretty sure everyone that's ever

792
00:42:58,080 --> 00:43:02,080
Speaker 1: had a job has been there. Yeah, it's like she

793
00:43:02,239 --> 00:43:04,440
Speaker 1: was like it was like she took pleasure in being mean.

794
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:05,800
Speaker 1: I was like, Okay, I'm gonna end up in a

795
00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:08,720
Speaker 1: fight if I don't get out of here. I left.

796
00:43:09,719 --> 00:43:12,680
Speaker 1: I left, and I now actually just started a job

797
00:43:12,719 --> 00:43:19,320
Speaker 1: with their competitor, like their direct big competitor. Nice. Yeah, yeah,

798
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:22,080
Speaker 1: and you know it's really good so far. I like everybody.

799
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:24,440
Speaker 1: And then um, actually, like I made friends with the

800
00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:28,239
Speaker 1: HR person and the HR person actually revealed to me

801
00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:37,000
Speaker 1: that my ex boss had applied for the same Oh no, god. Yeah.

802
00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:39,920
Speaker 1: And you know they were like, oh, so, what a coincidence,

803
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,359
Speaker 1: blah blah blah, and I said, do not hire her.

804
00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:47,439
Speaker 1: Do not run for your life please. Okay, So, your

805
00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:50,920
Speaker 1: your old boss applied for the same company after you

806
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:52,719
Speaker 1: already got a job there, and you told him not

807
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:56,719
Speaker 1: to hire your old boss. Absolutely. I don't even know

808
00:43:56,840 --> 00:44:00,359
Speaker 1: how my old boss doesn't even think that you know

809
00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:02,040
Speaker 1: I would. I mean, I think she knows that I

810
00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:03,719
Speaker 1: worked for this company, but I don't know. I don't

811
00:44:03,719 --> 00:44:06,240
Speaker 1: know what she's thinking. But I just told them, like, listen,

812
00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:11,880
Speaker 1: she is horrible. I don't want She's toxic, Like please,

813
00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:13,799
Speaker 1: she will ruin the good thing you guys have gotten

814
00:44:13,840 --> 00:44:16,759
Speaker 1: on here. She's horrible. Maybe she's just so toxic that

815
00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:19,080
Speaker 1: she knew you had moved to the competitor and just

816
00:44:19,120 --> 00:44:23,800
Speaker 1: wanted to make your life hell again. Oh my god. Probably.

817
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:27,200
Speaker 1: So your dirty little secret is that you ruined your

818
00:44:27,239 --> 00:44:31,960
Speaker 1: boss's chance of getting hired at your company. Yeah. I

819
00:44:32,120 --> 00:44:35,200
Speaker 1: definitely ruined her chances of working here. And I think

820
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:38,719
Speaker 1: that the dirtiest part of my secret. Actually, I sent

821
00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:40,920
Speaker 1: an email back to my old company to let them

822
00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:44,000
Speaker 1: know does she applied? Oh all right, so you ruined

823
00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:46,120
Speaker 1: her getting a new job and maybe even ruined her

824
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:50,080
Speaker 1: current job. That's what she gets. Yeah, she might be

825
00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:56,160
Speaker 1: homeless soon. She'll figure it out. She's awful and she

826
00:44:56,239 --> 00:45:04,640
Speaker 1: disarms what's coming to her? Does have people do for sure? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah?

827
00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:06,960
Speaker 1: Well maybe you know, even if she does end up homeless,

828
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:09,000
Speaker 1: she won't last long there because even the homeless people

829
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:12,280
Speaker 1: will like try to kick her out. All right, well,

830
00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:14,600
Speaker 1: thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. Congratulations

831
00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:17,919
Speaker 1: on your new job at least thank you. Have you, guys,

832
00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:20,560
Speaker 1: ever done anything to your bosses before, like bad or

833
00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:23,200
Speaker 1: or to frame them on something. I mean, all I've

834
00:45:23,239 --> 00:45:25,800
Speaker 1: done is cried in their office when I got fired.

835
00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:29,920
Speaker 1: Oh well, who hasn't done that? Yeah, let's not really

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Speaker 1: payback onto them. It was payback on myself. I've never

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Speaker 1: gotten revenge on a boss. But one of the first

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Speaker 1: radio stations I ever worked at, way back in the day,

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Speaker 1: I think it was four hundred and five years ago,

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Speaker 1: I was I quit so I didn't get fired, but

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Speaker 1: the place I didn't like it very much, so I

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Speaker 1: went back through all their commercials and then I just

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Speaker 1: um put cuss words in the middle of all Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I shouldn't say that because it looks bad in the

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Speaker 1: industry that is read ridiculous. Wow, what's your dirty little secret?

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