WEBVTT - Like A Bruise! 

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<v Speaker 1>Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio at the

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<v Speaker 1>George Washington Broadcast Center. Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.

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<v Speaker 2>Armstrong and Getty. And now, here's Armstrong and Getty. So

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<v Speaker 2>if this were the Armstrong and Getty show from 25

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<v Speaker 2>years ago, we've been doing this a very long time.

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<v Speaker 2>Back when we took phone calls and it was all

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<v Speaker 2>about setting the table, polarizing the issue, and then letting

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<v Speaker 2>you callers battle it out. This would have been a

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<v Speaker 2>great one right here.

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<v Speaker 3>50-year-old Irene Miller was taken into custody. She's charged with

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<v Speaker 3>multiple counts of child neglect after police say she left

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<v Speaker 3>her four children home alone in Florida while she went

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<v Speaker 3>to Las Vegas for a five-day work trip. The oldest

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<v Speaker 3>child is 14, the youngest just nine. Police learned the

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<v Speaker 3>kids were left alone when one called 911 to say

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<v Speaker 3>the nine-year-old had dropped a dumbbell on his head. He

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<v Speaker 3>was treated and released from the hospital. Miller told officers

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<v Speaker 3>she'd hired a babysitter from Tampa, about 70 miles away

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<v Speaker 3>from their Kissimmee home, to visit in the morning and

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<v Speaker 3>after school, but not overnight.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I hadn't heard those last details. Hey, Jay, long

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<v Speaker 4>time listener, first time caller. I think they ought to

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<v Speaker 4>take the kids away from that woman. That's just unbelievably selfish.

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<v Speaker 4>Think of it, what if there was a fire or something?

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<v Speaker 4>They could have died.

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<v Speaker 2>Click. This is Brendan Carmichael. Not all of us are

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<v Speaker 2>rich like you.

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<v Speaker 5>We can't afford centers.

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<v Speaker 6>We got to work.

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<v Speaker 7>I hate you.

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<v Speaker 1>See, this is why we don't take calls anymore. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. I lost my train of thought. The 14-year-olds

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<v Speaker 1>are old enough to take care of those kids. I

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<v Speaker 1>think it's fine.

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<v Speaker 2>One more phone call. This is Basil. Saddam Hussein is

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<v Speaker 2>a monster.

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<v Speaker 1>That is unfortunate.

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<v Speaker 2>That is for longtime local listeners.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, my God.

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<v Speaker 2>I amused myself with that one. I hadn't paid attention

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<v Speaker 2>to this story.

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<v Speaker 6>That much.

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<v Speaker 2>Five days is a long time. I know in the

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<v Speaker 2>state of California, because I had to look into this

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<v Speaker 2>as a single parent with two kids. At what point

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<v Speaker 2>are you allowed by law to leave your kids home alone?

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<v Speaker 2>After the age of 11, it's parents' discretion in California.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what it is. 14 is definitely getting

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<v Speaker 2>to the age where they can be home by themselves.

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<v Speaker 2>14 to 9? And you had a sitter coming in

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<v Speaker 2>the morning and the afternoon? I don't know. I'd have

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<v Speaker 2>to know the kids. Again, in California, it's a judgment

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<v Speaker 2>call on whether you got a kid or kids that

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<v Speaker 2>are responsible enough to handle whatever situation. I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>what all the sitter was doing when they came in

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<v Speaker 2>the morning or in the afternoon.

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<v Speaker 6>Right.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd be a little nervous about the dark of night.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a long time. Something goes wrong in the middle.

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<v Speaker 2>Of the night.

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<v Speaker 8>14.

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<v Speaker 5>It depends on the 14-year-old.

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<v Speaker 1>Right. Right.

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<v Speaker 2>I know very well 14-year-olds would be perfectly capable of

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<v Speaker 2>taking care of most situations. And 14-year-olds should never be

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<v Speaker 2>left alone for yet. Anyway, yeah, I wish we could

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<v Speaker 2>have taken calls, all those great calls.

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<v Speaker 1>That we missed out on. Oh, that would have been wonderful.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, those were good times. Weren't they? So good that

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<v Speaker 2>we stopped doing it a long time ago. This is

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<v Speaker 2>an interesting story you may not have heard from the UN.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll give you the news breakdown. That's clip 60. We'll

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<v Speaker 2>give you a news breakdown and then the full version

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<v Speaker 2>of what actually happened there.

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<v Speaker 9>A fiery turn on the floor of the United Nations

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<v Speaker 9>General Assembly.

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<v Speaker 2>Back up, Ambassador.

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<v Speaker 1>Back away.

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<v Speaker 2>This isn't Havana.

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<v Speaker 9>The latest spat between Cuba and Washington. As the US

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<v Speaker 9>ambassador to the UN, Mike Waltz, was speaking and detailing

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<v Speaker 9>alleged corruption by the Cuban government, Cuba's foreign minister and

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<v Speaker 9>delegation advanced toward the podium.

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<v Speaker 8>This individual needs to back away from this podium. He's

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<v Speaker 8>not going to intimidate me in the United States of.

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<v Speaker 2>America like he tries to intimidate political prisoners.

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<v Speaker 9>The exchange quickly intensifying. Amid the shocking shouting match, the U.N.

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<v Speaker 9>General Assembly president even called to suspend the meeting.

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<v Speaker 2>So, yeah, it seemed to be a walking to the

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<v Speaker 2>podium like we're going to take over now. Like, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>and Mike Walls, ambassador, is a former Green Beret. and

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<v Speaker 2>college boxing champion. Mike, he was not having that ass.

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<v Speaker 2>He was not having that ass, let alone the fact

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<v Speaker 2>that they're a bunch of communists.

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<v Speaker 1>Way to go, Mike.

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<v Speaker 2>So here's the long version of Mike Walls and what

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<v Speaker 2>he said. Your ex would say, I know you don't

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<v Speaker 2>like to hear this. This is America, my friend. This

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<v Speaker 2>is the United Nations. This isn't your communist dictatorship. You

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<v Speaker 2>cannot silence me or you cannot silence my colleagues. I

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<v Speaker 2>hear you at the beginning of this session.

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<v Speaker 1>Mr.

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<v Speaker 8>President, Rule 71 is crystal clear. I'll read it for

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<v Speaker 8>our colleagues here. It says, quote, a representative rising to

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<v Speaker 8>a point of order may not speak on the substance

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<v Speaker 8>of the matter. The reality is he doesn't like the

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<v Speaker 8>substance of what he's hearing. He doesn't like the hard truths.

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<v Speaker 8>And you can come and intimidate all you want. Excellencies,

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<v Speaker 8>I ask everybody to respectfully.

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<v Speaker 2>Mr.

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<v Speaker 8>President, this individual needs to back away from this podium.

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<v Speaker 8>He's not going to intimidate me in the United States

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<v Speaker 8>of America like.

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<v Speaker 2>He tries to intimidate political prisoners. And I'll ask everybody

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<v Speaker 2>to go back to their delegation. And I'm the representative

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<v Speaker 2>of the United States of America.

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<v Speaker 1>Back up.

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<v Speaker 10>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Back up, Ambassador.

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<v Speaker 1>Back away.

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<v Speaker 2>This isn't Havana. I'm suspending the meeting. You're not going

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<v Speaker 2>to intimidate me. I'm suspending this meeting. Do you understand

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<v Speaker 2>who you're dealing with?

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<v Speaker 1>This is America.

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<v Speaker 2>Back up.

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<v Speaker 1>The rule is clear.

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<v Speaker 8>This is the substance of the speech. There are no procedural... The.

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<v Speaker 2>Meeting is suspended. Please sit down.

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<v Speaker 1>Sit down. I wish that half-witted ferner who was interrupting

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<v Speaker 1>him would have let him speak. The president trying to

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<v Speaker 1>restore order. Way to go, Mike Waltz. Way to go, bud.

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<v Speaker 1>Nice job. I will whoop your commie ass. That was

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<v Speaker 1>the only thing he didn't say that he should have.

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<v Speaker 1>Take a step back or get some red, white, and

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<v Speaker 1>blue ass whooping. All right? You're going to be red, white, black,

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<v Speaker 1>and blue when I'm through with you, commie. Like a bruise. Hell,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what I meant.

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<v Speaker 8>Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>And particularly. That's right. Mike Waltz, if you need him

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<v Speaker 1>for the win for America.

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<v Speaker 2>Meanwhile, speaking of Cuba and the communist country, do we

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<v Speaker 2>have our opening clip? So this is the woman. running

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<v Speaker 2>for the U.S. Senate as a Democrat, asked about Cuba

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<v Speaker 2>and her positive statements about Cuba there in Florida, shows

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<v Speaker 2>you what she knows about Cuba. Do you consider that

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<v Speaker 2>Cuba is a dictatorship?

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<v Speaker 11>You know, that is what people have told me. I

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<v Speaker 11>have never been to Cuba, and so I will have

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<v Speaker 11>to take their word for it. I have talked to

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<v Speaker 11>Cuban Americans here in the state of Florida who have

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<v Speaker 11>family members that are still over in Cuba. And they

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<v Speaker 11>told me that they are hurting even more now because

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<v Speaker 11>of this failed embargo.

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<v Speaker 2>She's going around making the argument that our embargo on

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<v Speaker 2>Cuba is, you know, bad for Cuba.

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<v Speaker 1>She is a thieving, hypocritical, half-witted socialist. The fact that

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<v Speaker 1>she is the nominee for the Senate of the United

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<v Speaker 1>States from the great state of Florida is incredibly disappointing.

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<v Speaker 2>She doesn't know what Cuba is.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, she won't admit what Cuba is. Or she doesn't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure which is worse.

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<v Speaker 2>I think she sounds like she doesn't actually know. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know. I haven't been there. But you live in Florida.

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<v Speaker 2>For crying out loud. It's 80 miles off your coast.

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<v Speaker 2>You haven't met enough Cubans to have a pretty good

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<v Speaker 2>idea of what Cuba is all about? You never watched

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<v Speaker 2>a movie or a documentary or anything about that? Remember,

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<v Speaker 2>she ended up the nominee for the Democrats because she

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<v Speaker 2>beat Vindman.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, that's right. Right, Vindman from Impeachment One. We're talking

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<v Speaker 1>about whether you should vote for a crappy candidate or

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<v Speaker 1>send your party a message by not voting for them,

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<v Speaker 1>and then they'll give you better candidates. And we poo-pooed

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<v Speaker 1>that notion. We've successfully prosecuted it and put it to

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<v Speaker 1>bed during hour three of the show, right at the

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<v Speaker 1>beginning of the hour, as I recall. If you missed it,

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<v Speaker 1>grab the podcast. You ought to be subscribed to Armstrong

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<v Speaker 1>and Getty On Demand. You'll also get the One More

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<v Speaker 1>Thing podcast automatically. Anyway, I would vote for... Virtually anybody

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<v Speaker 1>over her. The idea of that woman being in the

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<v Speaker 1>United States Senate is just awful.

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<v Speaker 2>It could be, depending on, she's behind by, I think, six,

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<v Speaker 2>seven points. So she's probably not going to be a U.S.

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<v Speaker 1>Senator.

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<v Speaker 2>But as you know, we got several of them out

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<v Speaker 2>there that they win. It's going to be some group

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<v Speaker 2>of 100 there. In the U.S. Senate for.

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<v Speaker 1>Either the.

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<v Speaker 2>I was about to say Chuck Schumer to wrangle or

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<v Speaker 2>if the Republicans hang on. Won't be Chuck Schumer. I

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<v Speaker 2>guess I should mention this. This might be some good

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<v Speaker 2>news for you. Mark Halperin. Who isn't in the predicting business.

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<v Speaker 2>That's one of his main things that he. Doesn't do.

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<v Speaker 2>He doesn't predict how things are going to turn out.

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<v Speaker 1>And he.

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<v Speaker 2>Definitely says he's not rooting for either side, but he

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<v Speaker 2>said today in his show, raising the possibility that Democrat

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<v Speaker 2>turnout could be dramatically different from the current midterm expectations.

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<v Speaker 2>making the polls quite wrong. Despite tight races and narrow margins,

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<v Speaker 2>Mark said his Republican sources remain confident they can ultimately

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<v Speaker 2>secure a victory because they're not seeing a Democrat turnout

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<v Speaker 2>that a lot of the pollsters are using.

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<v Speaker 1>Right. So I guess we'll see. Can I join in

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<v Speaker 1>that chorus? I thought this was interesting. Michigan Congresswoman Haley Stevens,

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<v Speaker 1>who lost to Abdul El-Sayed, the Islamist, has not campaigned

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<v Speaker 1>with him. She, quote unquote, endorsed him, but asked whether

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<v Speaker 1>she is fully behind El-Sayed. She said, look, I'm on

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<v Speaker 1>the Democratic ticket. I can't say I agree with everything

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<v Speaker 1>that's gone on. I'm looking to be on the team

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<v Speaker 1>to support my next governor, Jocelyn Benson. Then when Dana

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<v Speaker 1>Bash pointed out that Stevens didn't mention Elsa Edna in

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<v Speaker 1>her answer, Stevens said, well, look, I would just say

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<v Speaker 1>you had to ask me if I'm still on the team.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm on the team. That was her answer. Wow. There

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<v Speaker 1>is a sizable contingent of just don't vote or I

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<v Speaker 1>can't stand this guy so much. I can't vote for him.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe I won't turn out in Michigan. I can't wait

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<v Speaker 1>to see the result. Although, again, if he were elected

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<v Speaker 1>to the United States Senate, that would be when your

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<v Speaker 1>doctor says, I need you to brace yourself. I've got

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<v Speaker 1>some really bad news. I mean, that would be a

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<v Speaker 1>serious problem for the United States of America.

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<v Speaker 2>All the pundits who I trust, to be honest about

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<v Speaker 2>this sort of thing, feel that he definitely peaked like

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<v Speaker 2>a month ago. God, I hope they're right. And has

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<v Speaker 2>been sliding since then.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope they're right.

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<v Speaker 2>Certainly feels that way. Like I was talking about last week,

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<v Speaker 2>it just seems like his act is worn on the whole.

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<v Speaker 2>That tone, everybody, I've talked to my kids about that.

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<v Speaker 2>That tone of, I know everything and I'm smarter than you,

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<v Speaker 2>only lasts for a little while before people just automatically

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<v Speaker 2>reject it no matter what you're talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's impressive for a minute.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And then, hmm. But we'll see.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Chimpanzees are thieves, but they steal a lot less from

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<v Speaker 1>their friends. What does that say about relationships and friendships

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<v Speaker 1>and primates and humans? And chimpanzees, thieves and bastards.

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<v Speaker 2>So Joe with the chip news, which you can always

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<v Speaker 2>count on him for. Also, Houdini is having a moment again,

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<v Speaker 2>a hundred years this Saturday from his death with a

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<v Speaker 2>couple of different events all along the way.

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<v Speaker 1>Stay here.

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<v Speaker 5>Armstrong and Getty.

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<v Speaker 7>After 75,000 folds, if you'd fold this 50 times a day,

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<v Speaker 7>that would be four years, a bit more than four years.

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<v Speaker 7>Because many years ago on this channel, we did this

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<v Speaker 7>experiment with a Samsung Flip 3 at first, and then

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<v Speaker 7>a Samsung Flip 5, and it survived more than 400,000 folds.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, that was a little hard to figure out what

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<v Speaker 2>was going on there. Anyway, there's a tech guy. Apparently,

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<v Speaker 2>some people have had their iPhone duos crack in the middle,

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<v Speaker 2>which has been the worry about the folding phone since

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<v Speaker 2>it first came out years ago. I had read that

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<v Speaker 2>Apple had put a tremendous amount of engineering and time

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<v Speaker 2>into making sure they wouldn't have that problem. So whether

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<v Speaker 2>it's a, I mean, if you sell a gazillion phones,

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<v Speaker 2>some of them are going to break. So whether it's

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<v Speaker 2>just one of those deals or it's actual a flaw,

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<v Speaker 2>who knows? It'll take a while to figure that out.

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<v Speaker 2>He was saying it would last about four years. And

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<v Speaker 2>so apparently the Samsungs will last a lot longer. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>that guy's saying that, but that doesn't mean that's true.

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<v Speaker 1>So we'll see. Well, are you calling him a liar?

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I was going to get to chimps, thieving chimps.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe we can squeeze it in the next segment. I

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<v Speaker 1>had a weird flashback because that guy was talking, got

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<v Speaker 1>a bit of an accent, which is fine. I'm sure

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<v Speaker 1>he's a lovely fellow. He speaks English quite well. He's

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<v Speaker 1>probably smarter than me. But when he said folds, it

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<v Speaker 1>sounded like falls. It sounded like falls. Oh, I thought

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<v Speaker 1>he did say falls. No, I think it was folds, right? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and I had a flashback to the one calculus class

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<v Speaker 1>I took in college. where the guy, again, I'm sure

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<v Speaker 1>he was a terrific fella, but he had enough of

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<v Speaker 1>an Indian accent. I couldn't distinguish when he was saying X,

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<v Speaker 1>or H or A, because it all sounds accent to

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<v Speaker 1>the H, to the H, to the A, to the H,

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<v Speaker 1>to the A. And I'd be like, I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what freaking variable you're saying. And it made me insane.

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<v Speaker 1>I finally dropped the class.

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<v Speaker 2>I had the exact same experience, graduate level accounting class

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<v Speaker 2>with a guy from, I don't know where he's from,

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<v Speaker 2>but man, it's his accent. And as fast as he talked,

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<v Speaker 2>I could not follow him at all.

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<v Speaker 1>I just couldn't understand.

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<v Speaker 2>And within a couple of weeks, I thought, this isn't

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<v Speaker 2>going to get better. I'm not going to all of

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<v Speaker 2>a sudden be able to understand what he's saying. And

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<v Speaker 2>I had to drop that class.

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<v Speaker 1>It was really frustrating, too, because I'm not a math guy.

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<v Speaker 1>I was good at math and algebra and geometry. I

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<v Speaker 1>really enjoyed. But getting into advanced math just blew my mind.

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<v Speaker 1>My brain is made for it. So it was like

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<v Speaker 1>a huge personal challenge for me. I'm going to take

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<v Speaker 1>this on. But I couldn't understand the guy. Anyway, again,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure he was a lovely guy, but So, Thief

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<v Speaker 1>and Chimp's coming up in a moment or two.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you do when you can't understand somebody? Because

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<v Speaker 2>some people get really.

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<v Speaker 2>React with great horror at the idea of you pointing

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<v Speaker 2>out their accent. Like that's some sort of.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, anti-immigrant something or other because you can't... because

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<v Speaker 2>they have an accent.

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<v Speaker 6>And.

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of times, I just can't understand you.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Because I am my mother's child, I always try to

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<v Speaker 1>be courteous and kind, believe it or not. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I will say, I'm sorry, I didn't understand that. Can

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<v Speaker 1>you repeat it? I'm sorry, I still don't understand what

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<v Speaker 1>you are saying. I'll just tell them that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think I do roughly the same thing. But

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<v Speaker 2>at some point, if it continues, I have to say,

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<v Speaker 2>I can't understand with your accent what you're saying. I

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<v Speaker 2>just can't. And I suppose a lot of people take

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<v Speaker 2>that as, and then I know definitely people that feel

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<v Speaker 2>like saying that is clearly all out of bounds.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, they should shut up.

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<v Speaker 2>I had this problem with the school. I had to

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<v Speaker 2>call the school for some sort of thing. And the

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<v Speaker 2>person in charge of this department was, I couldn't understand

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<v Speaker 2>them at all. I just, I can't understand you. I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>I have no idea what you're saying. I have, and

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<v Speaker 1>will again, occasionally speak German to people in Germany and

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<v Speaker 1>Austria and And if they say, I'm sorry I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>get that, I don't think you bigot. You effing bigot.

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<v Speaker 1>I think, oh, my pronunciation isn't good enough. I need

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<v Speaker 1>to work on that one.

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<v Speaker 6>Right.

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<v Speaker 2>This isn't the language I grew up with. Right.

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<v Speaker 5>Armstrong and Getty.

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<v Speaker 12>Starbucks announced yesterday it will hold its annual Red Cup

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<v Speaker 12>Day next month and will give customers a free reusable

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<v Speaker 12>cup with the purchase of a holiday drink, which will

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<v Speaker 12>come in handy because they won't give you the bathroom key.

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<v Speaker 2>No freaking kidding.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh, wow.

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<v Speaker 1>A little commentary there.

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<v Speaker 2>God, I hate that. Hate that, hate that, hate that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm tempted to go off on a rant, but

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<v Speaker 1>I won't. It is the bottom 1% that plagues us, friends.

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<v Speaker 1>Not the top 1%. That's envy. I don't want them

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<v Speaker 1>stealing from me. But that's not the problem in our

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<v Speaker 1>day-to-day lives, is it? It's the bottom 1%.

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<v Speaker 2>And we either turn this around in the next 10

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<v Speaker 2>years or then it's too late. Because as I said

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<v Speaker 2>over and over again, everybody who remembers the olden times

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<v Speaker 2>will be gone and dead. And all the younger people

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<v Speaker 2>will think, well, of course you have to have the

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<v Speaker 2>bathrooms locked up. I assume bathrooms have always been locked

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<v Speaker 2>up at restaurants and coffee shops. And of course you

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<v Speaker 2>have to have all the deodorant and toothpaste locked up.

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<v Speaker 2>I assume it's always been that way. As opposed to,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, we lived fine for many, many, many, many, many,

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<v Speaker 2>many years with bathrooms where you just opened the door

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<v Speaker 2>and walked in.

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<v Speaker 1>It was fine everywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>But we allowed civilization to fall apart.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we gave away common values in the name of diversity. Whoops.

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<v Speaker 2>And lawsuits. That's why Starbucks does it. They had that

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<v Speaker 2>one problem with that dude in Philadelphia or whatever. You're

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<v Speaker 2>going to get sued. So we'll just lock them all

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<v Speaker 2>and not have bathrooms. How about that?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Here's my foundation I'm going to start. Not to

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<v Speaker 1>educate little kids who need to learn to read. Not

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<v Speaker 1>to medicate the poor. Help out sub-Saharan Africa. No, my

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<v Speaker 1>foundation is going to be this. If anybody has a

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<v Speaker 1>sane policy to keep the 1%, the bottom 1%, the

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<v Speaker 1>hell out so the taxpaying, law-abiding people of the world

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<v Speaker 1>can enjoy their lives and they get sued for it,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll leap to your aid. We'll pay for your lawyers

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<v Speaker 1>for keeping junkies out of your bathroom.

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<v Speaker 2>No kidding. I had to do it. Did you ever

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<v Speaker 2>do a time capsule thing in school?

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<v Speaker 8>Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>We did one. They put up a new flagpole or

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<v Speaker 2>something like that anyway. And around the cement for the flagpole,

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<v Speaker 2>they dug a hole and they put a time capsule

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<v Speaker 2>in there. I think it was 1976 for the centennial.

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<v Speaker 1>I think so, yeah. That was big, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And so they're going to open it up in 2076,

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<v Speaker 2>I guess. But if you do a time capsule now,

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<v Speaker 2>it's got to be some sort of picture of a

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<v Speaker 2>bathroom without a lock on it or a shelf without

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<v Speaker 2>the stuff locked up for a time capsule to remind people. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>the world used to be like this.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait a second.

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<v Speaker 2>Didn't people just come in and steal everything? No, they didn't, actually,

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<v Speaker 2>because it was against the law. and you'd get arrested.

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<v Speaker 2>So you could just have stuff on the shelf.

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<v Speaker 1>It was crazy. Slight change of topic. You'd also have

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<v Speaker 1>a video of young people together in a group laughing

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<v Speaker 1>and talking to each other.

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<v Speaker 2>That's getting better with the cell phones out of schools,

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<v Speaker 2>thank God.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I hear.

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<v Speaker 2>Not on their free time.

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<v Speaker 1>So in another life, I would like to be an

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<v Speaker 1>anthropologist and studying primates. It's not too late. I think

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<v Speaker 1>it is too late for me. Half bright and lazy.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not a good combination. But anyway, I'm fascinated by

0:20:24.500 --> 0:20:31.060
<v Speaker 1>chimpanzees in particular and the great apes, bonobos and orangutans.

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<v Speaker 1>And the lowland gorillas, that sort of thing. And the

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<v Speaker 1>way they organize their societies and interact and how human

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<v Speaker 1>they are and how they're not human in a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of ways, too. But anyway, so for the longest time.

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<v Speaker 2>Then you want one that could, like, ride a unicycle

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<v Speaker 2>and smoke cigars and roller skate?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, my God. We hate people like you. Just we

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<v Speaker 1>primatologists or whatever you call them. Actually, I think it's primatologists.

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<v Speaker 1>But so... For a long time, they resisted the notion

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<v Speaker 1>that primates have friends because they thought, no, that's anthropomorphizing them. That's,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, they interact in certain ways, their favorite individual, blah, blah, blah.

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<v Speaker 1>But now they've come around to the fact that, no,

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<v Speaker 1>they got their favorite chimps. They hang out together. They

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<v Speaker 1>help each other. And in this new study, because chimps

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<v Speaker 1>will steal, they will also murder and rape.

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<v Speaker 2>But, um.

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<v Speaker 1>Chimps will steal delicious hunks of pineapple from each other,

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<v Speaker 1>but not from their friends. Or much, much, much less

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<v Speaker 1>from their friends. They wouldn't do that to him. How

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<v Speaker 1>do they choose friends? Well, that's still a little mysterious.

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<v Speaker 2>I really like the way you picked the nits out

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<v Speaker 2>of my hair.

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<v Speaker 1>Well done. Grooming is a big part of it. They

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<v Speaker 1>groom each other, and then they hit it off.

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<v Speaker 2>That would make a horrible monkey. I ain't grooming you.

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<v Speaker 1>Groom yourself. You would be a friendless freaking monkey. And

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<v Speaker 1>they're apes, not monkeys. Anyway, we hate that, too. Interestingly enough,

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<v Speaker 1>it's in your chimpanzee troops, gangs. See, I haven't gotten

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<v Speaker 1>to that part yet.

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<v Speaker 2>Herds, flocks.

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<v Speaker 1>The friendships are primarily observable among males, uh, because it

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<v Speaker 1>is a male driven society. The alpha male runs it

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<v Speaker 1>and he beats up the other monkeys and breeds with

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<v Speaker 1>the hot, the hottest chimp girls and everything else. Um, in, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>matriarchal societies like Bonobos, um, You see friendships more common

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<v Speaker 1>among the females who must vie for power in the

0:22:45.500 --> 0:22:49.980
<v Speaker 1>prevailing matriarchy. So here's where it gets interesting, because you

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<v Speaker 1>see all sorts of interaction, like grooming each other, protecting

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<v Speaker 1>each other in battles, hanging out, holding hands, nesting together

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<v Speaker 1>at night, even consoling each other. after a fight, or

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<v Speaker 1>if an infant dies. Sometimes chimps even get jealous when

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<v Speaker 1>they see a friend grooming another chimp because they're like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he's moving in on my buddy. He wants to be

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<v Speaker 1>his best buddy. I'm his best buddy. I'm not having that.

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<v Speaker 1>So what the scientists are trying to figure out, and

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<v Speaker 1>I think this would take a theologian, a philosopher, a scientist,

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<v Speaker 1>and a rabbi walking into a bar, is it purely self-serving?

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<v Speaker 1>I need an ally. Therefore, I am kind to this person.

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<v Speaker 1>And if you answer that question, would it do us

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<v Speaker 1>any good? I mean, as human beings, are my friends,

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<v Speaker 1>the people I care about, my friends out of like

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<v Speaker 1>practical necessity? Or is it, what is love?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think so.

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<v Speaker 1>Why do I love my wife as much as I do?

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<v Speaker 2>That's a good one. And I've done a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>reading on it. That's an interesting one. That is a

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<v Speaker 2>very interesting one. Which nobody has an answer for. But

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<v Speaker 2>the whole friend thing, God, I think I'm not sure

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<v Speaker 2>if you're supposed to make friends out of what is

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<v Speaker 2>going to make like your life more protected in your life.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm not sure I've made good choices throughout my life. Always.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes yes, but sometimes no.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Although that's such as human beings in that we with

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<v Speaker 2>our big brains, we have ability to overcome natural instincts

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<v Speaker 2>that are screaming at us to do one thing but

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<v Speaker 2>our brains are too big for our own good and

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<v Speaker 2>we do other things for dumb reasons and get in

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<v Speaker 2>our own way all the time right whereas animals i

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<v Speaker 2>don't think do that near as much it.

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<v Speaker 1>Cuts both ways yeah I might be called in the

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<v Speaker 1>strongest possible terms, especially in my younger days, to breed

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<v Speaker 1>with a certain female who I thought, okay, instinctively, I

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<v Speaker 1>knew our DNA would be good together. I am going

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<v Speaker 1>to impregnate her, but I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like her laugh.

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<v Speaker 1>She's got man hands. Because of our laws and mores

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<v Speaker 1>and religion and blah, blah, blah. But you're right. We

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<v Speaker 1>also do the other thing. I don't think chimps get

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<v Speaker 1>addicted a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>Right.

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<v Speaker 1>Because they're just bored, man. Another day of picking nits

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<v Speaker 1>and stripping leaves off a stick and eating them. I

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<v Speaker 1>can't take it.

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<v Speaker 2>Peeling a banana upside down. I've tried that. It does

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<v Speaker 2>work well. Well, it must be better. Why doesn't everybody

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<v Speaker 2>do it? I've never actually tried it. It does work

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<v Speaker 2>pretty well.

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<v Speaker 7>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>You'd have to ask everybody, why don't you do this?

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<v Speaker 1>I have no idea.

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<v Speaker 2>Because the handle seems to make sense on some level.

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<v Speaker 1>It does. And yet there's too much wiggle up there.

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<v Speaker 1>Depends on the banana. And you end up squashing the

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<v Speaker 1>top of the banana. Oh, man.

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<v Speaker 2>When you go to break open a banana and it

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<v Speaker 2>just like splits there toward the top but can't go

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<v Speaker 2>any further.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, that's a disappointment.

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<v Speaker 2>Especially if you're hungry for banana at the time.

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<v Speaker 1>Ruin your whole day. Yeah. The bottom of the banana,

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<v Speaker 1>it's nice and taut. So, you know, you can get

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<v Speaker 1>a nice cut in there. But you got to be

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<v Speaker 1>careful where you squish that into the banana.

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<v Speaker 2>There's so little nutrition in a banana. I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>why I eat so many of them.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it true? Yeah, there's just not that much.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not that, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, boy, they're good, though.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>They fill you up a little bit so you don't

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<v Speaker 2>eat something. It's better than eating crap.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, this has been Banana Talk. Thank you for tuning in,

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<v Speaker 1>as always. Share your thoughts.

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<v Speaker 2>So this is actually entertaining. Trump in Texas last night

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<v Speaker 2>said some interesting things. Uh, he's trying to boost Ken Paxton.

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<v Speaker 2>And then what Paxton had to say, this is all,

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<v Speaker 2>this is all, this is all good stuff. I think

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<v Speaker 2>you're going to like it coming up next.

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<v Speaker 1>Armstrong and Getty.

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<v Speaker 2>Gotta assume, you know, something about the Texas race, Talafrico

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<v Speaker 2>and Paxton and the latest major polling. It's tied with

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<v Speaker 2>less than 1% undecided. You don't see that very often

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<v Speaker 2>in an election.

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<v Speaker 1>That's crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>So Trump's in Texas for the second or third time

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<v Speaker 2>in a month or something like that and trying to

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<v Speaker 2>get Paxson across the finish line as a U.S. senator.

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<v Speaker 2>And he's been telling this story on lots of campaign

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<v Speaker 2>stops about this John Husted of Ohio that he finds

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<v Speaker 2>attractive for some reason. Like, he told this story like

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<v Speaker 2>a week or so ago, got good laughs, and so

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<v Speaker 2>now he tells the story everywhere he goes. And this

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<v Speaker 2>is some of that.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm studying him, and I made the mistake of saying.

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<v Speaker 10>Then I started off by studying his ass, I just

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<v Speaker 10>wanted to say. And then I looked at his feet

0:27:44.190 --> 0:27:47.760
<v Speaker 10>and they were massive. Then I looked at his hands,

0:27:47.800 --> 0:27:51.179
<v Speaker 10>see these hands, these are nice hands, they're fine. He

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<v Speaker 10>had fingers like sausages. I looked at his hands, I said,

0:27:56.560 --> 0:27:58.720
<v Speaker 10>look at it guys. And then I patted him on

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<v Speaker 10>the shoulder, I said, great. job, John. He said a

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<v Speaker 10>few words.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, great job. And I hurt my hand. It

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<v Speaker 1>was like I was hitting steel.

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<v Speaker 10>But I made the mistake of studying his anatomy and

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<v Speaker 10>explaining it to the audience. And the audience loved it.

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<v Speaker 10>By the way, he went up 12 points that day.

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<v Speaker 10>He went from being down to being up. Maybe I

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<v Speaker 10>should do that with Ken Paxton, but I'm not sure

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<v Speaker 10>your body is going to qualify.

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<v Speaker 2>So he takes a shot at Paxton not being as

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<v Speaker 2>good looking. Oh, his rant last week that did get

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<v Speaker 2>lots of laughs was the John Hustig guy. Legs like

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<v Speaker 2>tree trunks. I've never seen anything like that. At first

0:28:47.350 --> 0:28:49.200
<v Speaker 2>I saw his ass, then I went down to his legs,

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<v Speaker 2>and it was just amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that's some good homoerotic stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know exactly what he's working there, but anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>he must think it's a good spiel because he's doing

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of his stops and getting laughs, as you

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<v Speaker 2>just heard there. And then he talked about Tallarico the Democrat,

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<v Speaker 2>who he does not like. not only did talafrico state.

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<v Speaker 6>That god is transgender he actually said that if jesus

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<v Speaker 6>christ himself came and visited the texas legislature jesus would

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<v Speaker 6>be promoting sex changes.

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<v Speaker 2>For little children talafrico um oh we didn't get to

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<v Speaker 2>one story so you gotta uh Actually, a woman born

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<v Speaker 2>a woman decided to do the trans sexual stuff, the

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<v Speaker 2>surgery stuff to become a dude as a teenager now

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<v Speaker 2>regrets it, says she was. misled, wanted to ask Tallarico

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<v Speaker 2>a question about that at a town hall, and she

0:29:45.520 --> 0:29:48.140
<v Speaker 2>says got denied the opportunity. So that's kind of an

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<v Speaker 2>October surprise there, a trans person coming out and saying,

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<v Speaker 2>I got pushed down the conveyor belt and I wish

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<v Speaker 2>they hadn't done it.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, we got a note from Aaron in Texas

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<v Speaker 1>pointing out that Paxton got a historic settlement with the

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<v Speaker 1>Texas Children's Hospital that's led to the first detransition clinic.

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<v Speaker 1>He's been pushing hard against the transing children's thing.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm glad.

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<v Speaker 2>See, I don't know if all y'all can do this.

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<v Speaker 2>I like that he does that. I hate that he's

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<v Speaker 2>a crook. Can you do, you know, can you hold

0:30:17.740 --> 0:30:19.030
<v Speaker 2>those thoughts in your head at the same time?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, I thought this was oogie. Here's Ken Paxton when

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<v Speaker 2>he gets introduced on stage by Donald Trump.

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<v Speaker 5>So I've had the great opportunity today to spend a

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<v Speaker 5>whole day with the president of the United States. fun

0:30:32.440 --> 0:30:33.640
<v Speaker 5>to hang out with the President of the United States

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<v Speaker 5>for a whole day.

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<v Speaker 1>So he said something.

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<v Speaker 5>To me as we were arriving in Lubbock.

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<v Speaker 1>He said, you know, I don't usually do two rallies

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<v Speaker 1>for anybody.

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<v Speaker 5>He said, I must really like you.

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<v Speaker 2>Mr.

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<v Speaker 5>President, I really like you, too. I just found that

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<v Speaker 5>to be.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd rather watch chimps grooming each other than watch.

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<v Speaker 2>I just thought that was just.

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<v Speaker 2>I get what he's saying. I think he should have

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<v Speaker 2>said it in a slightly different way.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, if you'll hand me your boots.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, my God.

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<v Speaker 1>May I serve as your human footstool, sir? Another A &amp;

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<v Speaker 1>G favorite.

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<v Speaker 2>Paxton comes to me and he says, sir, sir, can

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<v Speaker 2>I be your human footstool, sir?

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<v Speaker 1>And so I rested my feet on him for the

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<v Speaker 1>entire fight.

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<v Speaker 7>Really?

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<v Speaker 1>Really? His back is very flat. He was a good footstool.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, my God. I'm glad I introduced the human footstool

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<v Speaker 2>element a while back because it's been a good ongoing bit.

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<v Speaker 2>He said, sir, sir, I'm having a back spasm, sir.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I move? And I told him, no, no, you're

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<v Speaker 1>my footstool.

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<v Speaker 2>So that race is tied 49-49 with less than 1% undecided,

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<v Speaker 2>which you never see.

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<v Speaker 1>That's impossible. The polls systematically underestimate Republicans. 2-3%. We'll see.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what's ridiculous is... Telefrico going around talking about

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<v Speaker 2>how Elon's trying to buy a U.S.

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<v Speaker 1>Senator.

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<v Speaker 2>We're not going to let the world's first trillionaire buy

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<v Speaker 2>a senator. He's supporting blah, blah, blah. He's got several

0:32:29.860 --> 0:32:33.840
<v Speaker 2>gazillionaires backing him. What the hell's the difference? Well, the

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<v Speaker 2>difference is the media makes a big deal out of

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<v Speaker 2>Elon supporting you and doesn't mention at all, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>the billionaires who are lefties who support you.

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<v Speaker 1>Right. The difference is the media pays attention to Ken

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<v Speaker 1>Paxton's lies and not James Tallarico's. There you.

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<v Speaker 7>Go.

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<v Speaker 2>Who's the famous billionaire that everybody on the right hates?

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<v Speaker 1>Rockefeller. John D. Rockefeller.

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<v Speaker 2>He's got all kinds of Soros money running him.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you know what?

0:32:57.710 --> 0:33:01.070
<v Speaker 2>Lots of conservatives hate the idea of Soros buying a senator.

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<v Speaker 1>So what's the difference? Yeah, that's funny. It's all performative.

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<v Speaker 6>It is.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>It's that, what's that guy's name? Singham? He's the... The

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<v Speaker 1>American guy who is in bed with the Chinese Communist Party,

0:33:16.110 --> 0:33:18.070
<v Speaker 1>he's doing a lot of the financing these days. I've

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<v Speaker 1>got to memorize that guy's name. For some reason, I

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<v Speaker 1>get a middle block.

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<v Speaker 5>Check your clock, it's time to stop. Jack and Joe,

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<v Speaker 5>they've got to go. And if they don't get canned,

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<v Speaker 5>they'll be back tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's your host for Final Thoughts, Joe Getty.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's get a final thought from everybody on the crew

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<v Speaker 1>to wrap things up for the day. There he is

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<v Speaker 1>pressing the buttons in the control room, our technical director, Michelangelo. Michael,

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<v Speaker 1>what's your final thought?

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<v Speaker 10>I hate to say it, but between some of the

0:33:43.900 --> 0:33:47.170
<v Speaker 10>political ads we played today and that Ken Paxton clip

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<v Speaker 10>and that woman that didn't know that Cuba was communist,

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<v Speaker 10>I got to go take a bath.

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<v Speaker 1>It's discouraging, isn't it? Katie Green, our esteemed newswoman, has

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<v Speaker 1>a final thought. Katie?

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<v Speaker 2>I know it's going to be difficult, but what wasn't

0:34:00.050 --> 0:34:03.230
<v Speaker 2>discouraging was listening to Steve Hilton talk about the possibilities

0:34:03.250 --> 0:34:05.730
<v Speaker 2>for California. Boy, wouldn't it be nice.

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<v Speaker 1>Show up, vote, folks. It's all about turnout. Jack, final

0:34:10.100 --> 0:34:10.600
<v Speaker 1>thought for us?

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<v Speaker 2>I've got to admit, I've got to tip my cat

0:34:12.180 --> 0:34:15.100
<v Speaker 2>to the Communist Chinese Party and their slave labor because

0:34:15.180 --> 0:34:21.509
<v Speaker 2>the cheaply made Chinese crap inflatable jack-o'-lantern that I bought

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<v Speaker 2>five years ago is.

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<v Speaker 1>Still going strong.

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<v Speaker 2>It's about 20 feet tall and I plugged it in

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<v Speaker 2>and it's running and five years. That thing, the motor

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<v Speaker 2>running and keeping that thing aired up, I'm kind of surprised.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, Ken Paxton just isn't a very good politician,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess. I mean, I would have said, well, thank you, Mr. President.

0:34:40.250 --> 0:34:42.290
<v Speaker 1>I like you, too. But what I really like is

0:34:42.330 --> 0:34:44.290
<v Speaker 1>the borders being closed. Something, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>What I really like is Iran's.

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<v Speaker 1>Not going to get a nuke.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>What I really like, just come on. I like you, too.

0:34:52.010 --> 0:34:55.700
<v Speaker 1>I like you, too. Can I hold your hand? Oh,

0:34:56.760 --> 0:34:58.799
<v Speaker 1>just humiliating. God bless it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, my God. Armstrong and Getty wrapping up another grueling

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<v Speaker 2>four-hour workday.

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<v Speaker 8>Ugh.

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<v Speaker 1>So many people who thank so little time go to armstrongandgetty.com.

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<v Speaker 1>Brand new T-shirt. Is it ready yet? I'm not 100% sure. Dunning-Kruger, 2028.

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<v Speaker 1>Love it. Or, socialism sucks and it never works with

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<v Speaker 1>Karl Marx picture. I love that T-shirt, too. Buy it.

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<v Speaker 1>It helps to keep everybody on the payroll during these

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<v Speaker 1>challenging times.

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<v Speaker 2>Wear them around. It's your version of looks maxing. Looks maxing.

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<v Speaker 2>Which I heard is going to be the word of

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<v Speaker 2>the year, I guess. Anyway, we will see you tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 2>God bless America.

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<v Speaker 1>Armstrong and Getty.

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<v Speaker 2>Exert enormous influence. And that has got to change.

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<v Speaker 10>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, I think the sort of deeper problem here is

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<v Speaker 1>they have shown themselves to the world to be.

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<v Speaker 5>The bad actors.

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<v Speaker 1>We're happy the way we are.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not going to hear much about that on corporate television.

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<v Speaker 1>You should be really pissed.

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<v Speaker 5>But this is the plan.

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<v Speaker 2>We will not be silent. I haven't said a word,

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<v Speaker 2>so stop yelling at me.

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<v Speaker 8>Once again, pretty please with sugar on top.

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<v Speaker 1>Ozzy's crazy thinking. Armstrong and Getty.