WEBVTT - Your Daughter Ran Over my Garden

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<v Speaker 1>This one, Dear Elvis Duran. I'm sixteen years old. I

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<v Speaker 1>love your show. I have my drivers permit, and my

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<v Speaker 1>mom is very strict about who I drive with and

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<v Speaker 1>where I go. I've been nothing but a good girl

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<v Speaker 1>all my life, but I think my mom would flip

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<v Speaker 1>out if you found out I borrowed my friend's car

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<v Speaker 1>to meet my friends down the shore for the day.

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<v Speaker 1>So here's what we'll do. Let's tell her I went

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<v Speaker 1>for a car and had a little accident and watch

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<v Speaker 1>her go nuts. Hope you liked the idea from Samantha.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, here's what we're gonna do. Samantha's going to

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<v Speaker 1>start the call, and then Danielle is going to play

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<v Speaker 1>the part of a crazy lady who owns a garden

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<v Speaker 1>that Samantha plows across. All right, let's listen.

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<v Speaker 2>In good afternoon, missus, Caroline.

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<v Speaker 3>Have you heard about our free checking? Hi?

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<v Speaker 4>Sandy? They please?

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<v Speaker 3>Can you hold on one second?

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<v Speaker 4>Sure?

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<v Speaker 2>Hello?

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<v Speaker 4>Mom? Yeah, I borrowed Josh's car and I got lost

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<v Speaker 4>going down to the beach and I crashed into someone's

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<v Speaker 4>garden and I'm freaking out.

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<v Speaker 3>She just ran into as club the police, sam What

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<v Speaker 3>what are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 4>She's calling the police, and I just want to call

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<v Speaker 4>you first and tell you before they told.

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<v Speaker 3>Where are you?

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<v Speaker 4>I crashed? I'm on the way to the beach. I

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<v Speaker 4>don't even know where I am.

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<v Speaker 2>Mom, but you had to work at one. It's twelve o'clock,

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<v Speaker 2>I know, but.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't have work. I lied to you and I.

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<v Speaker 2>Didn't know how to get there, and he gave you

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<v Speaker 2>lie to me.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm sorry, Mom, Wow, what.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you want me to do for you? Now? Sam?

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<v Speaker 2>Give me the lady on the phone.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, hold on, I'm going to get on her.

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<v Speaker 3>Hold on. I don't know what to do.

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<v Speaker 2>You're an idiot.

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<v Speaker 3>My mom is my mom?

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<v Speaker 5>Hold on?

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<v Speaker 6>Hello?

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<v Speaker 2>Miss Yes, Okay, listen, I'm going to take care of this.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm her mom. Yeah, and I'm going to take care

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<v Speaker 2>of whatever just happened.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm at work. I don't know what's going on.

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<v Speaker 2>If you can just yeah, I'll.

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<v Speaker 5>Tell you what's going on. We're in Asberry. I don't

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<v Speaker 5>know what the hell she's thinking. She crashed into my garden.

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<v Speaker 5>I have tomatoes growing, I have cartunia's growing, I have

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<v Speaker 5>cucumbers growing, and.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't got anything anymore because she's ruined it all.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, give me your address. Miss please, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>call the cops.

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<v Speaker 6>You need to come down.

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<v Speaker 2>And get her, Okay, miss listen, I'm gonna beg you now.

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<v Speaker 2>My daughter did a terrible thing.

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<v Speaker 3>She's a really good girl. She's a great student.

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<v Speaker 6>She's not a good girl.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, but I'm going to take care of I really

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<v Speaker 2>would love if you didn't call the cops. I will

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<v Speaker 2>do anything you say.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, how about you come over and you plant the

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<v Speaker 6>seeds for me?

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<v Speaker 4>Miss?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what to tell you.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm asking. That's one way to resolve it.

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<v Speaker 3>You. I will do that. I'll make her do that.

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<v Speaker 6>No, not make her do that. You do that by

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<v Speaker 6>a shovel and get over here.

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<v Speaker 2>She made a big mistake. Did you do you have

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<v Speaker 2>any children?

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<v Speaker 6>I know I don't have children for this reason.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well, I'm trying. I was trying to make it right.

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<v Speaker 2>But if you need to call the police, then you do.

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<v Speaker 3>What you have to do.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm going to call the police too.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, I really need to. She went into her house

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<v Speaker 4>to get sweatpants. She wants me to freaking plant her garden.

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<v Speaker 4>Should I just speed away now she's in her house?

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<v Speaker 3>Get in that car and lock the door.

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<v Speaker 4>But I have her phone. I have to take the.

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<v Speaker 3>Phone on the floor getting your car.

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<v Speaker 4>She wants me to go to Shop Right and file

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<v Speaker 4>her hand.

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<v Speaker 3>Get in the car and pull out of there.

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<v Speaker 2>You have lost everything that you've earned.

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<v Speaker 3>You're not allowed out for the next two years.

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<v Speaker 2>Talking is a bad neighborhood.

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<v Speaker 3>You're an idiot.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, I'm in the car.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, now I want you to drive away from that house.

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<v Speaker 4>It's not starting.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, your car is not.

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<v Speaker 2>Starting, it's smashed.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh no, going on?

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<v Speaker 3>What call nine one one right now? Mom?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, she just wants to talk to She just came

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<v Speaker 4>to the car.

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<v Speaker 5>She's hello, Yes, listen, we can settle this if she

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<v Speaker 5>just goes to Shop Right and buys the seeds.

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<v Speaker 3>I know she can't go to shop right. Just she's

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<v Speaker 3>calling nine one one.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm gonna take her a Shop right. She will buy it.

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<v Speaker 3>Do not take her to Shop Right.

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<v Speaker 6>She'll pick them up, she'll plan them. She'll be home

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<v Speaker 6>by dinner time.

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<v Speaker 2>She is not getting in a car with a Stranger's.

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<v Speaker 6>Got a stranger. She ran over my garden. We know

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<v Speaker 6>each other.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, Now can I talk to her?

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<v Speaker 6>Hold on, take the phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, Samantha, do not get in her car.

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<v Speaker 4>To her vand Okay, I get it, But what do

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<v Speaker 4>I do?

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<v Speaker 3>You call nine one one right now. Okay, you got that.

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<v Speaker 6>Get the phone, mom.

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<v Speaker 5>I got one more thing to tell you. Your doughter

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<v Speaker 5>just phone tapped you.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, you're kidding.

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<v Speaker 6>What I was gonna do with you?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my gosh.

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