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Speaker 2: It's my son's birthday, baby Box two. Happy fifth birthday.

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Speaker 2: Can't believe you've been alive for five years. Here's what's crazy.

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Speaker 3: Five years ago you.

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Speaker 2: snowflakes falling down. And here we are five years later,

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Speaker 2: and snowflakes were falling down. Five years coming full circle.

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Speaker 2: Pretty freaking crazy, Happy freaking birthday.

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Speaker 1: Boy. Baser used to say this about our late cat Pablo.

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Speaker 1: She would say, I can't believe I've kept that thing

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Speaker 2: I think that with your first kid, you think of

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Speaker 2: it more like, oh my god, I kept something alive

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Speaker 3: But I do look at it. I'm like, damn, and

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Speaker 1: The gift of life.

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Speaker 2: No, no, it is so bizarre to me that I

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Speaker 2: And the next thing you know, dude's five years old.

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Speaker 1: But don't do that with me with time, because I

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Speaker 3: It seems like yesterday.

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Speaker 1: It does well, that totally ruined what I was gonna do.

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Speaker 1: But does it okay? So the exactly I'm saying, how

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Speaker 1: that fast? Yes? See? But what you think about maybe

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Speaker 1: the crap with me, baby box. I can't believe he's this. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I can't believe the sore Losers convention. We've had four

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Speaker 1: But there are years when stuff when you go, holy dude,

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Speaker 1: See, dude, it's it. Dude. I say to god, it

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Speaker 1: What I'm telling you. I hate when people do that, Like, Dude,

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Speaker 2: here for twelve years. That is but Nana's. That's but Nana's.

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Speaker 2: Great point because I went and had drinks with a

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Speaker 3: You don't remember stuff when you were three two years old.

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Speaker 1: But you can't select the memories that they're gonna have. No, no,

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Speaker 3: No, it blows. That's my mind that all this shit

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Speaker 1: And the things they remember is the random stuff, random shit.

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Speaker 1: My grandparents paid for it. They'll remember that one. But

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Speaker 1: the stuff you remember. You don't remember. Remember that bow

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Speaker 2: Right, which just wild, it's just wild. And so yes,

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Speaker 3: So, you want me to turn the sprinklers off at

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Speaker 3: They'll remember when I yell at him.

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Speaker 1: Unfortunately, we'll remember that me and the nation.

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Speaker 2: They'll remember when I'm like brushing teeth and they are

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Speaker 1: And guess what, that's the tradition only you and your

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Speaker 2: And then she and I was like, but he's gonna

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Speaker 1: It was a bizarre dream, speaking of traveling in private jets.

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Speaker 1: It's not that they do a one off where they'll

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Speaker 2: Right, it's two I mean that's twenty minutes to drive

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Speaker 2: Like I have my friend that I play soccer with

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Speaker 2: That's a lot of flights. Like when we went to Iceland,

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Speaker 1: or do you have that break filled up? Well? Great?

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Speaker 1: The birthday, yeah, Ray, I gifted him a walrus No,

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Speaker 2: First, I want to tell you I was trying to

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Speaker 1: Oh, i'll tell you right after this. Mine was quick,

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Speaker 2: You want to go do the same exact same shit.

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Speaker 2: get you know, stuff to make a birthday cake. And

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00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:04,199
Speaker 2: after basketball practice, you want to just stop by the

438
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:08,760
Speaker 2: store and grab you know, cake mix, some frosting, and

439
00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:10,040
Speaker 2: maybe a gallon of milk.

440
00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:12,800
Speaker 1: And I'm like, yeah, no problem, So we go. I

441
00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:14,679
Speaker 1: go to the grocery store. You guys are making it

442
00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:19,000
Speaker 1: from hand, well from scratch by hand, not scratch.

443
00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:22,480
Speaker 2: Scratch is where you get the whatever this mix it together.

444
00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:25,000
Speaker 2: This just comes in a box, has all the ingredients.

445
00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:26,800
Speaker 2: You just throw it in a pan.

446
00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:27,320
Speaker 1: It's there.

447
00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:30,600
Speaker 2: So I go to the grocery store and this is

448
00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:33,640
Speaker 2: what pisses me off. It's like eight o'clock at night

449
00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:36,240
Speaker 2: and there's not one cash register open. It's only the

450
00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:37,160
Speaker 2: self checkouts.

451
00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:41,679
Speaker 3: Grocery story story, Oh, grocery stories.

452
00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:45,280
Speaker 1: This is grocery stories.

453
00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:49,119
Speaker 2: And so there's a line of like five people waiting

454
00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:51,440
Speaker 2: to use the self checkouts, and there's one, two, three,

455
00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:53,679
Speaker 2: like six self checkout lines right.

456
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,879
Speaker 1: One chick in the yoga pants, one guy over eighty,

457
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:56,520
Speaker 1: a lady.

458
00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:58,719
Speaker 2: They can't see. And it's like in a square. So

459
00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:01,280
Speaker 2: it's not like it's extra separate lanes there. It's like

460
00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:04,320
Speaker 2: a square where everybody walks in. You go to which one.

461
00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:07,520
Speaker 2: So one opens up and I go over there and

462
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:10,119
Speaker 2: I put my basket down after waiting in line for

463
00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:13,399
Speaker 2: about six minutes, you know, because there's so many damn people.

464
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:15,960
Speaker 2: It's so slow to do the self checkout because people

465
00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:17,639
Speaker 2: can't find the freaking barcode.

466
00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:17,960
Speaker 1: Can't.

467
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:21,520
Speaker 3: Oh I need an attendant, it says, I need an attendant.

468
00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:24,800
Speaker 3: Just turn it around. Yeah, oh can I see her?

469
00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:25,080
Speaker 1: Yeah?

470
00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:27,120
Speaker 2: I need you to enter my ID because I need alcohol.

471
00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:30,880
Speaker 2: Are you know like, oh these this this isn't scanning.

472
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:31,919
Speaker 1: Can you running? Oh?

473
00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:34,679
Speaker 2: Let me look up the UPC code. Okay, that's the

474
00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:35,720
Speaker 2: Dasani water.

475
00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:38,520
Speaker 1: Okay. If there's six of them, five of them got

476
00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:40,840
Speaker 1: to show IDs because they're all trying to suck something

477
00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:41,720
Speaker 1: off after work.

478
00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:44,600
Speaker 2: So I wait in line five to six minutes and

479
00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:46,240
Speaker 2: I'm like, all right, cool, and I got my basket

480
00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:48,119
Speaker 2: full of stuff. I go put it down. I start

481
00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:51,560
Speaker 2: to check out. Be I beep one thing, beat beep

482
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:53,360
Speaker 2: a second thing, beat a third thing.

483
00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:56,879
Speaker 1: And here comes to the attendant.

484
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Speaker 2: Oh excuse me, sir, this is express. It's ten items

485
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:05,879
Speaker 2: or less. And I'm like, but he goes, you have

486
00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:07,920
Speaker 2: more than ten items in that basket. So I'm gonna

487
00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:08,720
Speaker 2: have to ask you to get.

488
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:10,200
Speaker 1: Back in line, sesh.

489
00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:12,120
Speaker 2: And I'm like, I've already started. He goes, Oh, don't worry,

490
00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:15,040
Speaker 2: I'll just cancel it out for you. And I'm like,

491
00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:17,280
Speaker 2: you have got you freaking kidding me?

492
00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:18,800
Speaker 1: Where's you at?

493
00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:20,480
Speaker 3: I was at the grocery store.

494
00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:23,640
Speaker 1: Was your account? Oh? I was probably twenty items?

495
00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:27,920
Speaker 2: You doubled him up, But I didn't even see the

496
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,240
Speaker 2: damn thing. All I did was I see someone leave,

497
00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:32,560
Speaker 2: and I'm the next person in line. So I'm just

498
00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:35,440
Speaker 2: gonna walk up to the If it's self checkout, it's

499
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Speaker 2: self checkout.

500
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Speaker 3: I don't want to limit on how many.

501
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Speaker 1: I understand when it used to be like there was

502
00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:43,239
Speaker 1: only two self checkouts, and you want to be able

503
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Speaker 1: to get in and out faster, you had the express

504
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:48,600
Speaker 1: lane where someone's actually working, when you ain't got a damn.

505
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:51,000
Speaker 2: Soul working at the grocery store. How about this. I

506
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,919
Speaker 2: don't give a shit how many groceries I have. I'm

507
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,000
Speaker 2: just gonna use the one that is first open.

508
00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:55,880
Speaker 1: How about that?

509
00:22:56,359 --> 00:22:58,879
Speaker 2: But the fact that you're gonna waste my freaking time

510
00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:04,359
Speaker 2: to come over and cancel out my damn transaction and

511
00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:05,560
Speaker 2: asked me to get.

512
00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:09,320
Speaker 1: Back in line is absolutely absurd.

513
00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:14,280
Speaker 2: It's absurd, like maybe instead of supervising the self checkout,

514
00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:16,760
Speaker 2: how about you get your ass on a register and

515
00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:19,560
Speaker 2: start checking out some groceries. Then we won't have this

516
00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:24,080
Speaker 2: freaking problem. Ah, I'm I'm just trying to hear to

517
00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:26,760
Speaker 2: get a birthday cake, a birthday.

518
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:29,600
Speaker 1: Card, some icing it's a birthday.

519
00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:31,960
Speaker 2: And some cherries to put top on top of the

520
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,720
Speaker 2: cake because he wanted a cherry cake.

521
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,760
Speaker 3: And you don't have cherry flavored cake.

522
00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:39,880
Speaker 2: You got strawberry, you got angel cake, you got chocolate,

523
00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:41,959
Speaker 2: but you ain't got nothing with cherry. So I'm just

524
00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:44,440
Speaker 2: gonna stick these cherries on top of the fucking cake

525
00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:46,520
Speaker 2: and we're gonna have a cherry cake.

526
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Speaker 1: Did you count my knuckles sandwich as part of the

527
00:23:49,119 --> 00:23:52,000
Speaker 1: twenty items? Yeah? Did you see these two balls?

528
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:56,200
Speaker 2: And this bad It's gonna slap you across the face because, oh, sorry,

529
00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:58,640
Speaker 2: I have more than ten items. I waited in line

530
00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:01,720
Speaker 2: for six minutes. I'm sorry. You have a little sign

531
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:04,840
Speaker 2: about the size of a playing card on top that

532
00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:09,080
Speaker 2: says ten items or less that needs to be eliminated.

533
00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:12,360
Speaker 2: Open a fucking register and let me get out of here,

534
00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:13,440
Speaker 2: I don't need to go.

535
00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:14,200
Speaker 3: Back in line.

536
00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:16,080
Speaker 1: Did you count the tea bags?

537
00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:19,160
Speaker 2: So I took my three things a mush, put them

538
00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:21,640
Speaker 2: back in my little green basket that I was carrying,

539
00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:24,760
Speaker 2: and went back in line and waited for another register

540
00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:26,760
Speaker 2: to open, and I had to start the whole damn

541
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Speaker 2: process over again.

542
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:32,159
Speaker 1: Did we do an intro to the show? I don't know,

543
00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:37,560
Speaker 1: getting old? We're getting old? Hey, you know what, we

544
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:39,840
Speaker 1: need to go back to the beginning and do a

545
00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:43,080
Speaker 1: damn intro and start the show right, I mean, you

546
00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:44,199
Speaker 1: want to talk about so.

547
00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:49,159
Speaker 3: And then here's the most annoying part grocery stories is

548
00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:52,119
Speaker 3: I got two balloons. I got one the big number five,

549
00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:56,040
Speaker 3: and then I got one with a soccer ball, a basketball,

550
00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:58,359
Speaker 3: a baseball, a golf ball, and a tennis ball. And

551
00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:03,520
Speaker 3: it says happy bird they to you or something like that. Well,

552
00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:06,320
Speaker 3: I need someone to blow them up, right, And so

553
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:10,160
Speaker 3: I asked, mister guy, that's uh, do you blow Nope? Nope.

554
00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:13,840
Speaker 2: I finished checking out, and the guy supervising the self checkout,

555
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:15,000
Speaker 2: the guy that made me get.

556
00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:15,639
Speaker 3: Back in line.

557
00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:19,440
Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you what he looked like, Dwight Shrut

558
00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:21,919
Speaker 2: from the freaking office that's exactly what he looked like,

559
00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:23,840
Speaker 2: same hair, same everything.

560
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,280
Speaker 1: That's the kind of guys you need in the community though.

561
00:25:26,119 --> 00:25:29,439
Speaker 2: And I said, hey, man, can you get me someone

562
00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:33,640
Speaker 2: over there to blow up the balloons? He was like, oh, actually,

563
00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:35,639
Speaker 2: if now that you're done checking out, you can just

564
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:38,600
Speaker 2: head over to customer service and they'll call someone for you.

565
00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:41,199
Speaker 1: No, why don't you call something? So you're telling me,

566
00:25:41,359 --> 00:25:43,920
Speaker 1: Dwight Shrute that I you can't pick up the phone

567
00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:46,840
Speaker 1: and say can we get help to the florals?

568
00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:50,040
Speaker 2: Someone needs help blowing up balloons? Like, what is your

569
00:25:50,119 --> 00:25:53,960
Speaker 2: job exactly? You are here to supervise the self checkout.

570
00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:56,959
Speaker 1: So you're just a self checkout. I was gonna say

571
00:25:57,440 --> 00:26:00,679
Speaker 1: something else, police officer. You don't do the old phone

572
00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:03,199
Speaker 1: call is at the next hierarchy, call it put it

573
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:06,080
Speaker 1: up the flag, Like what is your point of suit?

574
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:09,199
Speaker 2: So I have to take an extra step instead of

575
00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:11,119
Speaker 2: you just getting on the phone and calling I have

576
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:13,880
Speaker 2: to go to a different counter, wait behind two more

577
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:16,800
Speaker 2: people that are having issues or looking for something or

578
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:20,119
Speaker 2: need something at customer service and they'll call someone over.

579
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,400
Speaker 3: To blow with the balluns. Yeah, that's right, sir, it's

580
00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:25,399
Speaker 3: just right over there. No, I know where customer service is,

581
00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:28,399
Speaker 3: but your phone is three inches from your damn hand.

582
00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:34,040
Speaker 1: Pass the buck. Do you want a bonus grocery store stories? See,

583
00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:36,960
Speaker 1: I would love one, dude. At mine, they actually have

584
00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:40,960
Speaker 1: those self checkouts, But as you're self checking out, a

585
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:44,439
Speaker 1: lady will come and get in front of you and

586
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:49,120
Speaker 1: start checking your stuff out. Guys, guys, guys, why don't

587
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:52,040
Speaker 1: you just have check her out or things like they

588
00:26:52,119 --> 00:26:54,119
Speaker 1: used to have in the eighties where we all just

589
00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:56,560
Speaker 1: go and we give you our groceries. So then she's

590
00:26:56,680 --> 00:27:00,560
Speaker 1: been over swiping my stuff in front of me, turns

591
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:04,360
Speaker 1: around high their paper, plastic plastic, just right there as

592
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:06,800
Speaker 1: I'm behind her, and she's in front of me bent

593
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:11,360
Speaker 1: over scanning. Dude. How inefficient is this, Sally the scanner?

594
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:13,600
Speaker 2: Just open a register, Just get on number four and

595
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:16,640
Speaker 2: say turn your light on and say I'm open down here,

596
00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:19,520
Speaker 2: instead of getting your ass right in my crotch, dude.

597
00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:21,919
Speaker 1: And then she turns around, Uh, card or cash? Well,

598
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:24,240
Speaker 1: I can enter that. I'm aware of how to run

599
00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:27,359
Speaker 1: these little machines because guess what, guys, We've been running

600
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:30,119
Speaker 1: the payment machine and the scanning for the past five years,

601
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:32,560
Speaker 1: so we know how to probably scan faster than you guys,

602
00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:35,000
Speaker 1: So then I have to give her my card over

603
00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:38,399
Speaker 1: her shoulder and she scans it. You're all set. Oh great,

604
00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:40,400
Speaker 1: I've been behind you the whole time. I didn't even

605
00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:41,360
Speaker 1: know what you were scanning.

606
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:42,400
Speaker 3: Dude.

607
00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:44,120
Speaker 1: How inefficient is that.

608
00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:46,960
Speaker 2: The grocery store has become the most inefficient place in

609
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:51,280
Speaker 2: the world. It's unbelievable how we have dumb things.

610
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,920
Speaker 3: Down and made it impossible to get out of there

611
00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:56,480
Speaker 3: so easily, Like, why do we make it so hard?

612
00:27:56,640 --> 00:28:00,040
Speaker 1: And then you got one's the card, only one's cash.

613
00:28:00,359 --> 00:28:04,119
Speaker 2: No cash back? No, I mean, it's a nightmare. We

614
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:05,240
Speaker 2: better start the show man.

615
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:11,639
Speaker 1: That was grocery Stories. We're gonna do a live we

616
00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:15,520
Speaker 1: oh the one, two, three sore losers?

617
00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:19,400
Speaker 3: What up, everybody? I am lunchbox.

618
00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:21,080
Speaker 2: I know the most about sports, so I'll give you

619
00:28:21,119 --> 00:28:24,840
Speaker 2: the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much

620
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:26,760
Speaker 2: a sports genius, y'all.

621
00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:29,399
Speaker 1: It says it. I'm from the North. Arnold is off

622
00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:34,200
Speaker 1: today because of Armageddon. Excuse me, snow mcgeddon, And I'm

623
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:36,560
Speaker 1: from the North, as I already said, I live in

624
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:39,120
Speaker 1: the North. As I already said, we do have two

625
00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:41,880
Speaker 1: acres we lost a little bit to erosion after the rain.

626
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:44,880
Speaker 1: We now have two point one five acres. We live

627
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,520
Speaker 1: north of town, basers snowed in. I hope to get

628
00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:50,360
Speaker 1: there sometime today. Brother said it was a hell of

629
00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:52,720
Speaker 1: a drive in. I stayed the night in a hotel.

630
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:55,880
Speaker 1: Over to you, man, Man, Yeah, we're worn out. We're

631
00:28:55,920 --> 00:29:01,880
Speaker 1: gonna take a break right back. Yeah, yeah, go ahead

632
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:06,360
Speaker 1: and hit that death music. Man, is this deathly enough? Yeah?

633
00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:07,800
Speaker 1: I just don't want to get pulled.

634
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:16,440
Speaker 2: It is dark times on the planes of Kansas, Oh Lawrence, Kansas,

635
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:22,360
Speaker 2: to be exact right. We lost to Utah on Saturday night,

636
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:26,560
Speaker 2: and I'm like, okay, we play BYU next and we

637
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:30,680
Speaker 2: are gonna be staying out there in Utah. We're gonna

638
00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:32,520
Speaker 2: have a time. We're gonna figure this out this one.

639
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:34,520
Speaker 2: We're gonna come and blow the doors off someone. We're

640
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:37,240
Speaker 2: gonna come out angry and with a vengeance.

641
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:40,440
Speaker 1: It's between you and God and Kansas. Ray.

642
00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:45,520
Speaker 3: I got a text. I didn't even know the game

643
00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:46,280
Speaker 3: had started yet.

644
00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:49,320
Speaker 2: I thought the game started at eight thirty, and I

645
00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:50,880
Speaker 2: guess it started at eight I don't know.

646
00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:51,960
Speaker 3: And I get a.

647
00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:55,480
Speaker 2: Text for my buddy Chris, who I don't hear from

648
00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:58,440
Speaker 2: that often. He only likes to text when bad shit's

649
00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:01,640
Speaker 2: going on to your favorite team. He's not there when

650
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:03,920
Speaker 2: your team's doing good and tell you hey, mayor team's

651
00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:07,040
Speaker 2: looking good. Only once a year he'll text what's wrong

652
00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:09,000
Speaker 2: with this? Or what's wrong with your Cubbies or what's

653
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:10,000
Speaker 2: wrong with your Spurs?

654
00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:15,160
Speaker 1: And i's wrong with your marriage, Chris, that's a great point.

655
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:17,760
Speaker 2: And I get a text and he's like, what is

656
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:19,200
Speaker 2: wrong with your Jayhawks?

657
00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:21,000
Speaker 3: And I'm like, I don't know. I'm in the middle

658
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:21,760
Speaker 3: of reading stories.

659
00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:23,720
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about. And then the

660
00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:28,280
Speaker 1: B said, I'm Charlotte, this is my web Well the

661
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:31,040
Speaker 1: B said, buz hell does Chris One.

662
00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:35,720
Speaker 2: And I'm like, I'm like, dude, We're unathletic. We're not

663
00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:38,320
Speaker 2: very good. I mean, but we played BYU tonight, so

664
00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:40,320
Speaker 2: maybe we'll get back on the right track. Little did

665
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:43,560
Speaker 2: I know the game was already on. So I go

666
00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:47,040
Speaker 2: into the living room and I turn on the TV

667
00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:56,720
Speaker 2: and it's already halftime, Kansas twenty six BYU forty six.

668
00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:06,479
Speaker 2: And I was like, what the fuck, Like, there's no

669
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:09,440
Speaker 2: way that's right. So I pull out my phone and

670
00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:13,320
Speaker 2: I go to ESPN dot com and I look and

671
00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:18,360
Speaker 2: they also have the score Kansas twenty six b Yu

672
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:19,240
Speaker 2: forty six.

673
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:20,720
Speaker 1: You thought it was incorrect.

674
00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:23,000
Speaker 2: I thought it was incorrect, The screen was wrong. Thought

675
00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:27,640
Speaker 2: something was wrong, And I'm like, how the hell are

676
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:30,440
Speaker 2: we down twenty points at halftime?

677
00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:33,560
Speaker 3: To be why you.

678
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:39,880
Speaker 2: We were the number one team in the country to

679
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:46,840
Speaker 2: start this season, and come this Sunday we will be unranked.

680
00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:50,960
Speaker 2: So I'm sitting there, going we're down twenty. We're about

681
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:56,840
Speaker 2: to see an epic, epic Kansas comeback in this second half.

682
00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:58,960
Speaker 2: We are going to be diving all over that floor.

683
00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:01,240
Speaker 2: We're going to be full court press, and there's gonna

684
00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:04,320
Speaker 2: be all out effort and I'm gonna I'm gonna see

685
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:07,720
Speaker 2: hustle like I've never seen before out of the Kansas Jayhawks.

686
00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:12,600
Speaker 2: And what did I watch? Two out of the first

687
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:15,600
Speaker 2: three possessions we had the ball in the second half,

688
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:23,240
Speaker 2: I watched unathletic, slow as a sloth, soft as fucking

689
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:28,760
Speaker 2: Charman hunter Dickinson pull up from three.

690
00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:33,160
Speaker 1: He's trying to make it back. I'm like, what the

691
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:38,320
Speaker 1: fuck are you doing? That guy can't even shoot a bunny.

692
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:40,920
Speaker 2: He can't even make a leg up, But all of

693
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:44,040
Speaker 2: a sudden he is Steph fucking curry.

694
00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:48,880
Speaker 1: Ah, the homeless version of Steph.

695
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:52,200
Speaker 2: And I swear to god, I'm not joking. I tossed

696
00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:55,719
Speaker 2: the fucking channel changer in the air and let it

697
00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:57,960
Speaker 2: smack it down on the four.

698
00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:02,640
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, we get broken in. And I hear from downstairs, Dad,

699
00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:06,600
Speaker 1: what was that? Uh? Bug? I slapped it though.

700
00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:08,200
Speaker 3: I said, I dropped the channel changer?

701
00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:11,160
Speaker 1: What crazy? How many pieces it breaks into it? You

702
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:13,960
Speaker 1: only drop it? I said? And they said, and baby

703
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:17,960
Speaker 1: Box says, what are you watching? Just blues clues? I said,

704
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:21,280
Speaker 1: Kansas versus BYU. And he's like, oh, it's Kansas winning.

705
00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:28,480
Speaker 2: No, they're down by twenty nine, dude, we hit Hunter

706
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:30,960
Speaker 2: Dixon did hit one of the threes, but then he

707
00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:33,440
Speaker 2: thought he was a three point shooter. And then we

708
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:37,040
Speaker 2: proceeded to shoot three after three after three, and you

709
00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:42,560
Speaker 2: know what we didn't do? Make three after three after three?

710
00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:46,240
Speaker 2: You know what BYU did? They made three after three

711
00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:51,240
Speaker 2: driving layup? Oh, drive past you, layup, drive past you floater?

712
00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:55,760
Speaker 2: Good God. I thought it couldn't get worse. They were

713
00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:59,840
Speaker 2: beating us by thirty seven fucking points. Thirty seven points

714
00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:05,280
Speaker 2: were I and I am just sitting there going I'm

715
00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:08,440
Speaker 2: done with this team, Like I have never been so

716
00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:11,560
Speaker 2: discouraged by a team. And I sat there and I

717
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:14,920
Speaker 2: watched it, and I said, these guys hate each other.

718
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:17,960
Speaker 2: Nobody on that team likes each other. I don't know

719
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,480
Speaker 2: who hates you. I don't know if Dwan Harris hates

720
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:25,160
Speaker 2: kJ Adams, if kJ Adams hates Hunter Dickinson, if AJ

721
00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:28,440
Speaker 2: Store hates Hunter Dickinson, if AJ Store hates k I

722
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:32,680
Speaker 2: don't know who hates you. But there is a fracture

723
00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:38,000
Speaker 2: in the team. They absolutely hate each other. They hate

724
00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:43,280
Speaker 2: playing together. There is no chemistry. Nobody is having fun

725
00:34:43,719 --> 00:34:48,120
Speaker 2: BYU was just laughing and dancing and shitting all over

726
00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:54,080
Speaker 2: our faces. And I said, God, we're gonna be unranked.

727
00:34:55,480 --> 00:35:00,160
Speaker 2: I will tell you this. I don't turn off Kansas basketball.

728
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:05,840
Speaker 2: I do not turn it off. Last night was seven

729
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:11,840
Speaker 2: minutes and forty six seconds left on the clock. I said,

730
00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:15,600
Speaker 2: there's no point in watching this shit anymore. And I

731
00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:18,800
Speaker 2: turned off the game when we were down thirty seven

732
00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:19,680
Speaker 2: freaking points.

733
00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:21,759
Speaker 3: I think it was thirty seven.

734
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:23,839
Speaker 2: I couldn't even do the math because we only had

735
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:27,080
Speaker 2: like thirty eight points and they had like seventy something,

736
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:29,680
Speaker 2: and so I was like, I'm out of here. I

737
00:35:29,719 --> 00:35:33,239
Speaker 2: don't need to watch this. And then I look at

738
00:35:33,239 --> 00:35:39,720
Speaker 2: a quote from Bill Self last night and he said, quote.

739
00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:42,239
Speaker 1: Not gonna get the better removed when you get beat.

740
00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:46,440
Speaker 2: Yep, don't need to take down the manor he said,

741
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:50,560
Speaker 2: he is exact quote. Let me pull it up for you, Ray,

742
00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:55,080
Speaker 2: because you're thinking they stayed in Utah since Saturday's bought

743
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:58,280
Speaker 2: team bonding. They're gonna come together and they're gonna realize,

744
00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:00,480
Speaker 2: you know what this is us against the world.

745
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:03,319
Speaker 1: Ray, was I wrong? Man?

746
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:08,720
Speaker 2: The Bill Self quote, he said, let me tell you self,

747
00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:11,480
Speaker 2: we need to get away from each other. I'll tell

748
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:15,040
Speaker 2: you that point blank. Self said the trip did not

749
00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:17,960
Speaker 2: go as planned. He hoped it would be a bonding trip,

750
00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:19,880
Speaker 2: but it is not turned out.

751
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:21,600
Speaker 1: Like that slapping ass in the shower.

752
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:24,799
Speaker 2: Ku will get back to Lawrence at five am on

753
00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:28,799
Speaker 2: Wednesday morning. They won't see each other until Thursday. That

754
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:31,239
Speaker 2: right there tells you he thought this was gonna be

755
00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:34,840
Speaker 2: the trip that united the team. There's been something wrong

756
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:39,120
Speaker 2: all season. He thought this was the trip. Self said

757
00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:42,239
Speaker 2: the trip did not go as planned. He hoped it

758
00:36:42,239 --> 00:36:44,680
Speaker 2: would be a bonding trip. But it has it turned

759
00:36:44,719 --> 00:36:47,239
Speaker 2: out like that. AKA, they fucking hate each other.

760
00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:49,759
Speaker 1: It's like every couple when they come home from vacations.

761
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:53,920
Speaker 2: Yes, the vacation is so great, it's gonna be so this,

762
00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:56,520
Speaker 2: this is the vacation we need to reconnect. This is

763
00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:59,560
Speaker 2: gonna get our relationship back on stable ground. And you

764
00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:02,240
Speaker 2: come back from the vacation and you file for divorce.

765
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:06,320
Speaker 1: This is what that is. Dude.

766
00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:10,080
Speaker 2: It is over for this Kansas basketball team. We dude,

767
00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:15,040
Speaker 2: here's how good we were. We beat Duke. Duke is

768
00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:16,520
Speaker 2: damn good you did?

769
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:21,040
Speaker 1: We beat Duke, and now we are getting dick slapped

770
00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:24,759
Speaker 1: by a bunch of Mormon BYU people, two of the

771
00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:26,920
Speaker 1: guys of which are white, and they were just handed

772
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:29,560
Speaker 1: it off white. The one with the headman was just

773
00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:32,799
Speaker 1: draining threes. Let me say this, there is nothing going

774
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:34,840
Speaker 1: on in sports right now. And when I say that, repeat,

775
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:38,200
Speaker 1: There is no gambling. There is no baseball, there's no basketball,

776
00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:40,360
Speaker 1: there is no football, there's no college football, there is

777
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:44,120
Speaker 1: no hockey. There's really no golf. There is nothing right

778
00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:46,319
Speaker 1: now because Live is on their own tournament. I don't

779
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:47,640
Speaker 1: even know how to watch. I don't even know how

780
00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:49,960
Speaker 1: the players are in it. You turn on a tournament

781
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,760
Speaker 1: and it's Rory and Speeth and that's it, and everybody

782
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:55,799
Speaker 1: else is on live. There's nothing for sports right now.

783
00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:59,680
Speaker 1: And I came into work. I have nothing right now

784
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:03,719
Speaker 1: to live and I pull up my computer ESPN. Why

785
00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:05,520
Speaker 1: not just throw it on ESPN. I haven't looked at

786
00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:08,960
Speaker 1: this site in about five days, and it says a

787
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:15,040
Speaker 1: colossal loss for the history and legacy of Kansas basketball.

788
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:17,360
Speaker 1: And I said, that's dramatic. I scrolled out to the

789
00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:23,399
Speaker 1: score ninety one forty seven, and what I tell you,

790
00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:29,720
Speaker 1: I laughed at one am uncontrollably. I am not kidding.

791
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:37,080
Speaker 1: I was like, this team is what I thought they were.

792
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:41,200
Speaker 1: And I was so brought in by the headline. I

793
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:45,560
Speaker 1: hit play on a two minute highlight clip and laughed

794
00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:48,720
Speaker 1: my ass off. Dude, you guys were down twelve nothing,

795
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:51,320
Speaker 1: then he got closer than You're down thirty to fifteen.

796
00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:56,360
Speaker 1: Then you're down like sixty to ten. They're just launching

797
00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:59,320
Speaker 1: threes over you guys. Head the guy with the headband,

798
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:03,400
Speaker 1: he looks like fucking Steph Curry from nineteen ninety nine.

799
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:09,440
Speaker 3: Dude, who is this guy? Just he's better than coober flag.

800
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:11,360
Speaker 1: I'll tell you that the best part of the highlight

801
00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:13,680
Speaker 1: was this one white guy is about to take a

802
00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:16,319
Speaker 1: wide open three and he goes, na, man, you take

803
00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:19,399
Speaker 1: a dog. And then here goes headband, another white guy,

804
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:23,680
Speaker 1: wide open three train. No, they were deciding which white

805
00:39:23,719 --> 00:39:28,680
Speaker 1: guy can shoot there because they're all open. I was

806
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:33,480
Speaker 1: laughing my ass off at one am. Dude. Oh, that's

807
00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:35,240
Speaker 1: a hell of a team to bring me to tears

808
00:39:35,239 --> 00:39:41,520
Speaker 1: at one am. And I did see Dickinson wandering around

809
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:47,719
Speaker 1: like he was fucking lost. Dude. He made a couple

810
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:49,440
Speaker 1: of the clips and he didn't even know what he

811
00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:50,239
Speaker 1: was doing out there.

812
00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:53,200
Speaker 3: Ude, put his ass on the bench.

813
00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:56,080
Speaker 2: Give me an athlete, Give me someone that can run,

814
00:39:56,239 --> 00:39:59,040
Speaker 2: because all teams do his freaking run as fast as

815
00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:01,000
Speaker 2: they came down the court, and he can't get back

816
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:01,399
Speaker 2: in time.

817
00:40:01,719 --> 00:40:05,040
Speaker 1: He is so slow. And here's how sad it was.

818
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:09,400
Speaker 2: With fourteen minutes left in the game, Bill self called

819
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:11,279
Speaker 2: his final timeout.

820
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:15,400
Speaker 1: He called his final timeout with fourteen minutes left. Me

821
00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:19,359
Speaker 1: right the ship, dude, Dude, I can't believe we didn't

822
00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:21,200
Speaker 1: just pull the red shirt off all of our red

823
00:40:21,239 --> 00:40:23,600
Speaker 1: shirt players that you guys play or don't put the

824
00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:24,360
Speaker 1: starters back in.

825
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:26,720
Speaker 2: Just put the bench guys in and see if something happens.

826
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:29,040
Speaker 2: I don't know, but I didn't even know the final

827
00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:31,720
Speaker 2: damn score, ninety one to forty seven.

828
00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:32,800
Speaker 1: I could be sensational.

829
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:34,040
Speaker 3: That sounds about right.

830
00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:41,520
Speaker 1: God it said, colossal historical loss in the longest legacy

831
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:44,439
Speaker 1: of Kansas basketball happened on this here night.

832
00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:46,480
Speaker 3: Oh so don't worry. I got a test him.

833
00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:50,000
Speaker 2: Chris that said, let me see what he said later.

834
00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:51,920
Speaker 2: I mean this guy that doesn't I mean, he's a

835
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:53,840
Speaker 2: Texas fan, so he has nothing to cheer about with

836
00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:54,759
Speaker 2: their basketball team.

837
00:40:55,120 --> 00:41:01,480
Speaker 1: They suck. And he said, you can't spell blow out

838
00:41:02,239 --> 00:41:08,360
Speaker 1: without BYU. I'm like, okay, that's so funny, so original,

839
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:10,480
Speaker 1: And so I went to the Facebook page. Man, I

840
00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:12,080
Speaker 1: just want I wanted to. I just want to do it.

841
00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:15,359
Speaker 2: I said, welfare check on all the Jayhawks in here.

842
00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:19,360
Speaker 2: This is a safe space, so feel free to be emotional.

843
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:25,080
Speaker 2: KA so painful to watch. Jeremy Griffith just so sad,

844
00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:30,400
Speaker 2: zero heart landing Blackburn. This team is hard to watch.

845
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:34,960
Speaker 2: I had to turn it off. Jesse Ebara, n t bound,

846
00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:42,240
Speaker 2: Travis Cohen, zero heart with this team. Seeing BYU guys

847
00:41:42,239 --> 00:41:44,839
Speaker 2: doing diving for loose balls up by almost forty while

848
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:48,240
Speaker 2: Ku just stands there as just crazy. Get this season

849
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:51,560
Speaker 2: over with already and press the reset button, ready for

850
00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:55,040
Speaker 2: his diggings in to be done. Most unathletic seven footer

851
00:41:55,160 --> 00:41:59,759
Speaker 2: I have ever seen. He runs, dude, He runs like

852
00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:05,200
Speaker 2: Akay and Caraway.

853
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:13,680
Speaker 1: Collaway responds and goes, how does the lesbian run at?

854
00:42:13,719 --> 00:42:18,719
Speaker 1: Travis replies like Hunter Dickinson asking for a friend.

855
00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:24,120
Speaker 2: Matthew Lemons, Now, k you fans are right here with us,

856
00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:28,520
Speaker 2: unc fans. Brandon Hill. I think Memphis and Kansas should

857
00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:30,680
Speaker 2: go head to head for who is the biggest disappointment

858
00:42:30,719 --> 00:42:31,280
Speaker 2: this season?

859
00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:33,680
Speaker 1: Brandon Hill, he loves his time.

860
00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:36,920
Speaker 2: He does, he does Rosanna, I am not well. Brandon

861
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:40,000
Speaker 2: woods put puts a freaking meme of Duke, we kicked

862
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:44,839
Speaker 2: your ass. Shut up, Kobe Fassenberger, Dewan, kJ and Hunter

863
00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:47,239
Speaker 2: are the problem, not all on Bill's self.

864
00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:49,480
Speaker 1: Uh.

865
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:51,719
Speaker 3: And then that was about it. I mean that just

866
00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:52,400
Speaker 3: goes on and on.

867
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:54,200
Speaker 1: I mean it was just awful, dude. It was a

868
00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:56,520
Speaker 1: lot of KU backers in the page though, Yeah, a

869
00:42:56,520 --> 00:42:59,000
Speaker 1: lot of them. And we are not well. We're not well.

870
00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:01,200
Speaker 1: Good news is I don't have to pick and win

871
00:43:01,239 --> 00:43:03,239
Speaker 1: it all when March comes, because they might not even

872
00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:04,320
Speaker 1: make the damn tournament.

873
00:43:04,719 --> 00:43:06,320
Speaker 3: Please just make the tournament?

874
00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:07,160
Speaker 1: Is that serious?

875
00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:08,000
Speaker 3: Serious?

876
00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:13,600
Speaker 2: We still have We still have Houston left on our schedule.

877
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:16,319
Speaker 2: I think we got Arizona let on our schedule. You

878
00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:18,640
Speaker 2: guys are either a state or someone left on our schedule.

879
00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:22,719
Speaker 2: You always aren't gonna make. We got Tech, we got

880
00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:25,360
Speaker 2: freaking Houston and maybe Arizona. That's three ranked teams. We

881
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:27,399
Speaker 2: ain't winning a damn one of those games. Dude, They're

882
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:29,479
Speaker 2: not gonna let you across the Texas border. You're gonna

883
00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:30,200
Speaker 2: be accused of.

884
00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:39,600
Speaker 1: We'll take a break, we'll right back. Oh my gosh, dude,

885
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:41,479
Speaker 1: I ain't got nothing else. No, I have something.

886
00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:44,239
Speaker 2: I gotta read an email and you tell me here

887
00:43:44,239 --> 00:43:48,320
Speaker 2: it goes lunch. I don't understand why all the hatred

888
00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:52,600
Speaker 2: for TGL. Watching Tiger screw his Jupiter team week after

889
00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:54,640
Speaker 2: week because of his poor play and being on the

890
00:43:54,640 --> 00:43:57,600
Speaker 2: wrong side of forty is what I assume your Rex

891
00:43:57,680 --> 00:44:02,080
Speaker 2: soccer team deals with on a weekly basis. Embrace the chaos,

892
00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:05,880
Speaker 2: my man, Joe from Sarasota not fun, I mean, Joe,

893
00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:08,839
Speaker 2: I can't watch that crap. It's so terrible. It is

894
00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:14,280
Speaker 2: so terrible. Here's another one. Let me see where it is, Okay, Hi, boys,

895
00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:18,640
Speaker 2: absolutely love the podcast. Longtime listener here in Australia. I'm

896
00:44:18,640 --> 00:44:20,799
Speaker 2: going to be in Nashville next week and I'd love

897
00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:23,279
Speaker 2: nothing more to meet you guys and be on the

898
00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:25,960
Speaker 2: podcast on Wednesday to twenty six.

899
00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:26,560
Speaker 1: No.

900
00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:30,480
Speaker 2: Happy to do whatever I need to make it happen

901
00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:33,239
Speaker 2: once in a lifetime trip and opportunity. So hoping you

902
00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:38,080
Speaker 2: might be able to make it work. Troy from Australia.

903
00:44:37,520 --> 00:44:39,200
Speaker 1: As long as you take care of us when we

904
00:44:39,239 --> 00:44:40,120
Speaker 1: come to Australia.

905
00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:42,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, his name, he's a general manager in content and

906
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:46,520
Speaker 2: commercial something. And he hit me up on Facebook a

907
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:50,040
Speaker 2: month ago and I never responded. So Troy, I apologize.

908
00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:54,040
Speaker 2: We would love to have you on the pod next Wednesday, right.

909
00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:57,160
Speaker 1: I mean, good luck get him in the building. There's

910
00:44:57,200 --> 00:44:59,120
Speaker 1: the downstairs that you have to get him past. Then

911
00:44:59,160 --> 00:45:03,080
Speaker 1: there's our door and I gator. Somebody comes by here

912
00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:06,560
Speaker 1: and we have an unattended guest, somebody that isn't credentialed.

913
00:45:08,239 --> 00:45:10,160
Speaker 2: Hey, Troy, we're gonna get you in next Wednesday. You

914
00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:12,000
Speaker 2: can be on the pod because we're nice guys like that,

915
00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:14,759
Speaker 2: and maybe you can help me out. Maybe Kansas is

916
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:16,799
Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.

917
00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:17,440
Speaker 1: Let's go home.

918
00:45:17,480 --> 00:45:19,200
Speaker 2: I just want to read that email because we got

919
00:45:19,239 --> 00:45:21,200
Speaker 2: to get him on. Yes, Troy is a go have

920
00:45:21,239 --> 00:45:21,879
Speaker 2: a safe flight.

921
00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:28,240
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, bones, this is true. Troy's a college basketball player.

922
00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:30,480
Speaker 2: I think we had BYU right where we wanted them to.

923
00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:32,680
Speaker 2: We just ran out of time. We were about to

924
00:45:32,719 --> 00:45:33,160
Speaker 2: come back.

925
00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:37,160
Speaker 1: Can I tell a story, yeah, off, Mike about passing

926
00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:39,880
Speaker 1: the buck? Yeah, did you see the puddle by the bathroom.

927
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:43,279
Speaker 1: No puddle is like the whole freaking walkway was covered water.

928
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:46,960
Speaker 1: I went downstairs to the front desk at the address

929
00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:49,799
Speaker 1: that building, Yeah, and I go, hey, guys, this is

930
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:52,279
Speaker 1: a video of this leak that's happening. I told an

931
00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:54,880
Speaker 1: exact location. Here's a stairwell. I took a picture and

932
00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:57,000
Speaker 1: I go, yeah, probably just ten towels, bring them up

933
00:45:57,040 --> 00:45:59,040
Speaker 1: there and you get all taken care of. That was

934
00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:01,759
Speaker 1: nine hours ago. So were they then thinking to just

935
00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:04,919
Speaker 1: pass the buck to our maintenance staff or our cleaning lady? Anna, Yeah,

936
00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:08,160
Speaker 1: I don't think it didn't come in today, So then

937
00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:10,279
Speaker 1: who does the bucket pass to because now there's still

938
00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:12,920
Speaker 1: a puddle sitting right next to the sales floor. If

939
00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:15,399
Speaker 1: they have any client, they're gonna slip break their neck.

940
00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:18,600
Speaker 1: Call Osha and sue us to the fucking ground.

941
00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:23,320
Speaker 2: Rosanna said, do you think we'll make the tournament? This

942
00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:25,040
Speaker 2: is the first time I've ever been worried we may

943
00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:29,520
Speaker 2: be not in it. We beat duke Man, we gotta

944
00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:33,839
Speaker 2: make it. Yeah, but that's passing the buck I can't

945
00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:37,440
Speaker 2: believe it made you laugh that much. No, no, And

946
00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:38,839
Speaker 2: I was like, Okay, I don't want to read anything

947
00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:41,520
Speaker 2: about Kansas, so I go to cbssports dot com. First

948
00:46:41,520 --> 00:46:45,480
Speaker 2: thing on there Kansas basketball hits rock Bottom. Okay, all right,

949
00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:47,600
Speaker 2: let's just not look at sports for the rest of

950
00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:47,920
Speaker 2: the day.

951
00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:51,800
Speaker 1: A rocky bottom for rock chok Oh, it's gotten rocky

952
00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:54,240
Speaker 1: for rock Chalk. Oh that's a good one, man, thanks,

953
00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:58,000
Speaker 1: just pour it on. Rock Chalk finds rock Bottom. That's

954
00:46:58,040 --> 00:47:00,960
Speaker 1: another good one. I haven't seen that one yet. So

955
00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:03,800
Speaker 1: depressing the ESPN though they got me with the colossal

956
00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:06,080
Speaker 1: and historical. It's like, holy shit, what happened? Scroll down?

957
00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:09,319
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I thought like some Kansas guy like

958
00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:15,520
Speaker 1: did the first ever j Bird, uh triple double or something.

959
00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:17,040
Speaker 2: I don't even want to call my dad today because

960
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:18,879
Speaker 2: usually I call him after Kansas game to talk about

961
00:47:18,920 --> 00:47:20,759
Speaker 2: I don't even he's just gonna be like, I don't know,

962
00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:23,279
Speaker 2: mass pretty pathetic, it's pretty sad.

963
00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:27,279
Speaker 1: It's pretty sad. So we'll say, all right, we're going home.

964
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:30,840
Speaker 1: I buzzed it. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna go clean up

965
00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:31,360
Speaker 1: that puddle.