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Huh? 0:01:10.720 --> 0:01:11.319 Is that what you did? 0:01:11.480 --> 0:01:13.479 Yeah, I think that's what they do. 0:01:13.640 --> 0:01:16.039 Excuse me, I know you're in my house right now. 0:01:16.080 --> 0:01:16.880 Can you please lease? 0:01:17.080 --> 0:01:18.840 There's no safe like simply safe. 0:01:19.080 --> 0:01:20.640 I think I need to get it for the band 0:01:20.680 --> 0:01:24.720 cave because sometimes the backroom guys are in here drinking beers. 0:01:24.880 --> 0:01:28.880 They're playing golf on the simulator, they're doing body shots 0:01:28.920 --> 0:01:32.559 off each other, basketball, they do a lot of things here. 0:01:33.000 --> 0:01:38.039 So maybe I could say that to Mario rob picture Deray. 0:01:38.760 --> 0:01:42.720 Would your plays leave the premises place? Would put down 0:01:42.920 --> 0:01:43.400 the beer? 0:01:43.959 --> 0:01:44.160 Yes? 0:01:44.240 --> 0:01:46.640 Well, so you need internal security now people breaking into 0:01:46.640 --> 0:01:48.559 the building. No, No, people staying in a building to do long. 0:01:48.520 --> 0:01:51.320 Yeah, trying to get people to leave security? Yes, you 0:01:51.320 --> 0:01:51.600 know what. 0:01:51.640 --> 0:01:54.520 But when I built the Maan Cave, I thought, and 0:01:54.560 --> 0:01:57.280 this was my idea when I worked at ESPN, because 0:01:57.320 --> 0:01:59.680 I went to them many many many years ago, and 0:01:59.720 --> 0:02:01.600 I said, well, how about you do things where people 0:02:01.640 --> 0:02:05.080 will go to ESPN early and stay later. And there 0:02:05.120 --> 0:02:07.200 was a Golds gym next door, and I said, why 0:02:07.200 --> 0:02:09.200 not buy the Golds gym and make it part of 0:02:09.240 --> 0:02:13.279 the ESPN campus. I said, how about full court basketball? 0:02:13.880 --> 0:02:16.640 How about a putting green. These are all things that 0:02:16.680 --> 0:02:19.720 they eventually implemented, but years and years ago, I went 0:02:19.760 --> 0:02:22.360 to management and I said it would be great because 0:02:22.400 --> 0:02:25.000 then people would get here early and then they would 0:02:25.000 --> 0:02:27.320 stay later. And then that's what I wanted with the 0:02:27.360 --> 0:02:27.839 band Cave. 0:02:28.040 --> 0:02:29.840 You're the guy to blame for that culture shift. 0:02:30.000 --> 0:02:32.760 Yes, employment where you're never allowed to leave your Yes, 0:02:32.880 --> 0:02:34.160 place of business. 0:02:33.800 --> 0:02:34.880 Allowed to Yes. 0:02:35.000 --> 0:02:37.359 Well, we used to have a vending machine that was 0:02:37.440 --> 0:02:38.480 the cafeteria. 0:02:38.720 --> 0:02:41.160 Oh look look, work life balance. I mean, we need 0:02:41.200 --> 0:02:43.400 you guys to get time at home. Okay, So that's 0:02:43.400 --> 0:02:46.040 why we put in daycare here. We put in the gym, 0:02:46.400 --> 0:02:48.600 we put in an accountant's office, we put it we 0:02:48.639 --> 0:02:51.680 want you to go home. Okay, work life balance. I 0:02:51.720 --> 0:02:54.720 didn't have any work life balance. That was work and 0:02:54.760 --> 0:02:57.240 that was my life. But I thought, while I was there, 0:02:57.280 --> 0:02:58.919 could you put in some fun things here? 0:02:59.280 --> 0:02:59.480 You know? 0:02:59.600 --> 0:03:03.040 How about putting green? How about basketball court? And then 0:03:03.080 --> 0:03:05.400 when I built the man Cave, I thought, okay, can 0:03:05.440 --> 0:03:08.120 I put in some things that people will come in 0:03:08.200 --> 0:03:11.959 early or stay later or both? And I think we've 0:03:11.960 --> 0:03:15.320 accomplished that. You got pinball, I got a bar in here, 0:03:15.800 --> 0:03:19.600 I got basketball court. We got a gym where you 0:03:19.600 --> 0:03:21.880 can pump some iron if you want to. You can 0:03:21.919 --> 0:03:24.840 grill if you want to. You can just lounge around 0:03:24.880 --> 0:03:26.720 if you want to. You can sleep here if you 0:03:26.800 --> 0:03:30.680 want to. We have all the accommodations. It's it's probably 0:03:30.720 --> 0:03:33.720 a four star. It's a five star man cave. It's 0:03:33.760 --> 0:03:35.720 a four star getaway. 0:03:35.760 --> 0:03:37.800 Yeah, you got laundry and back. If you need to 0:03:37.840 --> 0:03:39.440 do a quick load of laundry. Sure, if you had 0:03:39.440 --> 0:03:42.280 like an oil changing place, this would be perfect. Bring 0:03:42.320 --> 0:03:44.200 your cars in for a little rotation. 0:03:44.720 --> 0:03:49.680 Well that's that's my Christmas gift to you guys. Oil changing. Yes, great, Yeah, 0:03:50.080 --> 0:03:52.200 can I get a lift out there? Put your car 0:03:52.280 --> 0:03:55.320 up there rotting? Yeah, I'm going to do that thanks 0:03:55.360 --> 0:03:59.160 to tyre rack dot com. All righty poll question today? 0:03:59.200 --> 0:03:59.880 What are we going to go? 0:04:00.120 --> 0:04:00.840 Seat? Don't counter? 0:04:01.240 --> 0:04:03.360 This one's based off of the Jets Dan because they're 0:04:03.400 --> 0:04:07.760 apparently changing the whole Hard Knocks formula. They start today, 0:04:07.800 --> 0:04:11.560 they show up today. Now when do the cameras show 0:04:11.680 --> 0:04:14.880 up for Hard Knocks? And can the voice of God 0:04:15.920 --> 0:04:23.599 the voiceover guy Liev Schreiver, can he do that? As 0:04:24.520 --> 0:04:25.240 an actor? 0:04:26.279 --> 0:04:29.760 And he's in the Screen Actors Guild, so can he 0:04:30.240 --> 0:04:32.720 voice over Hard Knocks? 0:04:32.720 --> 0:04:34.279 I don't know if he can. 0:04:34.440 --> 0:04:37.279 I mean I guess he can, but he is part 0:04:37.360 --> 0:04:39.320 of the Screen Actors Guild, and. 0:04:39.320 --> 0:04:43.000 He'd be reading a script. Yes, scripted. That doesn't sound 0:04:43.040 --> 0:04:45.239 like he could or he could, but he shouldn't and won't. 0:04:46.520 --> 0:04:48.359 Could we get a hold of somebody at Hard Knocks 0:04:48.400 --> 0:04:51.000 to ask them, yeah, that because they might have to 0:04:51.000 --> 0:04:53.400 go get somebody who's not in the Screen Actors Guild. 0:04:53.480 --> 0:04:55.200 Is there anyone you know who has a great voice 0:04:55.200 --> 0:04:55.919 who knows football? 0:04:56.000 --> 0:04:58.760 Well, I'm in the Screen Actors Guild, Paul, Oh, I'm 0:04:58.800 --> 0:04:59.200 an actor. 0:04:59.240 --> 0:05:00.320 You're not crossing the line. 0:05:00.360 --> 0:05:01.599 No, I would not do that. 0:05:02.160 --> 0:05:06.039 No, no, And this isn't scripted. So when people say, well, 0:05:06.400 --> 0:05:08.919 you're part of the Screen Actors Guild, I go, yeah, 0:05:08.960 --> 0:05:10.640 but this isn't a scripted show. 0:05:11.120 --> 0:05:12.360 It's a radio show. 0:05:13.080 --> 0:05:14.800 I don't think we're bound by any of the things 0:05:14.800 --> 0:05:17.520 they're No, we're not protesting. 0:05:17.080 --> 0:05:20.120 But people don't know that. They're like, you know, who 0:05:20.120 --> 0:05:22.320 can cross the picket line? Or is that crossing the 0:05:22.320 --> 0:05:24.839 picket line? And I thought about this with Leev Schreiver. 0:05:25.320 --> 0:05:27.480 He's the voiceover guy, but he's also an actor. 0:05:27.920 --> 0:05:30.279 So Hard Knocks would need a sub for the month, 0:05:30.600 --> 0:05:34.000 someone who is not an actor, but has a noticeable voice. Yes, 0:05:34.240 --> 0:05:35.160 that's a tough pull. 0:05:35.360 --> 0:05:37.320 Oh, there's a lot of guys you could get have 0:05:37.360 --> 0:05:38.120 a good voice. 0:05:38.920 --> 0:05:41.640 I'm seeing like someone known ish that would be like, 0:05:41.680 --> 0:05:42.640 oh look who's doing. 0:05:42.520 --> 0:05:45.240 Hard I don't even think people know that Leev Schreiver. 0:05:45.480 --> 0:05:46.080 Who he is? 0:05:46.680 --> 0:05:49.240 That that that's the same guy who is in uh 0:05:49.600 --> 0:05:50.599 what's the uh? 0:05:50.680 --> 0:05:51.400 What's the show? 0:05:51.760 --> 0:05:52.440 A Ray Donovan? 0:05:52.720 --> 0:05:55.360 Yes, Ray Donovan? Uh. And we had him in the 0:05:55.720 --> 0:05:56.960 in studio in La. 0:05:58.880 --> 0:06:01.680 Nice guy, kind of a kind of a Liam Neeson 0:06:01.839 --> 0:06:04.680 kind of guy, just like he they should be in 0:06:04.760 --> 0:06:08.440 a Buddy movie. And he taught Paulie how to punch 0:06:08.480 --> 0:06:09.960 somebody or take a punch in a movie. 0:06:09.960 --> 0:06:10.520 It's pretty cool. 0:06:10.600 --> 0:06:10.760 Yeah. 0:06:10.839 --> 0:06:13.560 But he's got a great voice. Although when I hear him, 0:06:13.920 --> 0:06:16.520 I don't hear the same voice when I hear hard knocks. 0:06:16.560 --> 0:06:18.360 I'm really glad you said that, because the first time 0:06:18.360 --> 0:06:20.520 I saw his name on the thing is like, it 0:06:20.560 --> 0:06:23.520 doesn't sound like him. No, does he have an effect? 0:06:23.880 --> 0:06:27.680 I have no idea, But when you're speaking to him, 0:06:28.040 --> 0:06:30.440 I don't hear the same voice when I hear hard knocks. 0:06:30.600 --> 0:06:33.919 And I don't know what happens that magic when he 0:06:34.080 --> 0:06:38.320 sits down to voice this. But my voice sounds here 0:06:38.480 --> 0:06:42.240 as it would if I was recording something, but his doesn't. 0:06:42.480 --> 0:06:46.400 There's a different texture to it. It's great, but I 0:06:46.440 --> 0:06:48.000 wonder if he's going to be able to voice that. 0:06:48.560 --> 0:06:51.839 All righty, So that's the pole question has to do 0:06:51.880 --> 0:06:52.359 with the jets. 0:06:52.360 --> 0:06:53.679 Oh yeah, we haven't gotten to the playlist. 0:06:53.760 --> 0:06:54.320 Oh okay. 0:06:56.000 --> 0:06:59.440 Showing players getting cut on Hard Knocks is cruel or entertaining. 0:07:01.960 --> 0:07:06.440 They seem to be pushing back on that sort of storyline, 0:07:06.480 --> 0:07:09.800 which really is at least thirty percent of why Hard 0:07:09.880 --> 0:07:12.400 Knocks is so great, as who makes the team and 0:07:12.400 --> 0:07:12.920 who doesn't. 0:07:13.320 --> 0:07:15.560 Yeah, because when you think of other shows, if you 0:07:15.600 --> 0:07:17.720 tune into The Bachelor and I said, you know what, 0:07:17.720 --> 0:07:19.720 we're not going to do the rose ceremony on TV. 0:07:19.880 --> 0:07:21.920 It's just too mean to them. We're not going to 0:07:22.000 --> 0:07:25.040 do that. Well, that's that's the main thing of the show. 0:07:25.880 --> 0:07:29.280 Or if Donald Trump was saying you're fired, Oh, we're 0:07:29.280 --> 0:07:29.560 not going. 0:07:29.560 --> 0:07:29.840 To do that. 0:07:29.880 --> 0:07:32.960 We don't want to embarrass anybody. Well that's what Hard 0:07:33.000 --> 0:07:37.400 Knocks is. Hard Knocks is about you getting cut that 0:07:37.560 --> 0:07:40.800 we buy into your story. It's the same, it's formulaic, 0:07:40.840 --> 0:07:43.320 it's this is what It is not the big names. 0:07:43.360 --> 0:07:46.600 It's usually somebody that you don't know, you get invested in, 0:07:47.080 --> 0:07:49.240 you care about, and that all of a sudden they 0:07:49.240 --> 0:07:50.400 get called into the office. 0:07:50.480 --> 0:07:53.880 Yeah, undrafted, went to a small school. Or the wife 0:07:54.120 --> 0:07:56.280 just is pregnant. They just found out the wife's pregnant. 0:07:56.320 --> 0:07:59.160 Oh gott he fumbled in the last preseason games. Never 0:07:59.520 --> 0:08:01.160 that's the whole part of it. 0:08:01.920 --> 0:08:03.400 Yeah. I wonder if. 0:08:08.480 --> 0:08:10.920 There's also scenarios where the coach will go, hey, uh 0:08:11.520 --> 0:08:14.280 you know, uh, sorry to do this. We're gonna bring 0:08:14.320 --> 0:08:17.760 you back on the practice squad or you get this. Hey, 0:08:17.800 --> 0:08:20.280 if there's anything I can do for you, Yeah, how 0:08:20.280 --> 0:08:21.200 about not cut me? 0:08:21.520 --> 0:08:21.720 Yeah? 0:08:21.800 --> 0:08:25.360 Yeah, anything I can do you let me know. I 0:08:25.360 --> 0:08:27.040 mean it's awkward for the coach as well. 0:08:27.120 --> 0:08:29.280 All write your recommendation to the Lions. Maybe they want 0:08:29.320 --> 0:08:29.760 to get them. 0:08:29.840 --> 0:08:33.400 Yeah, I mean, Robert Sala probably doesn't want to be 0:08:33.440 --> 0:08:34.760 cutting somebody on TV. 0:08:35.240 --> 0:08:36.440 But that's part of the show. 0:08:37.280 --> 0:08:41.320 You lure us in and then we invest in these 0:08:41.360 --> 0:08:44.320 players or player and then you want to see what happened. 0:08:44.360 --> 0:08:46.840 It's the same thing with all of these shows. 0:08:47.200 --> 0:08:52.000 When you're watching The Bachelor, Oh gosh, I like his backstory, 0:08:52.240 --> 0:08:53.240 or her backstory. 0:08:54.080 --> 0:08:55.400 Oh she gonna get. 0:08:55.320 --> 0:08:58.000 A rose, she didn't get a rose, and then we 0:08:58.040 --> 0:08:59.960 follow her to the limo as she's crying. 0:09:00.679 --> 0:09:01.840 That's the show TV. 0:09:02.120 --> 0:09:06.120 Yeah, Like do we tune in for that? Or do 0:09:06.160 --> 0:09:09.000 we tune in for Oh and they lived happily ever after? 0:09:09.200 --> 0:09:11.640 No, well that's what their locker room looks like. Oh 0:09:11.679 --> 0:09:13.760 that's fun, nice facility. 0:09:13.880 --> 0:09:16.600 Maybe that's what Robert Salace should do. He should hand 0:09:16.640 --> 0:09:20.040 out roses. And if you get a rose, then you 0:09:20.080 --> 0:09:20.720 make the team. 0:09:20.840 --> 0:09:22.840 But if your Hard Knocks you have to be like, Okay, 0:09:22.840 --> 0:09:26.840 we'll do less cutting people and more Aaron Rodgers. Yeah 0:09:27.000 --> 0:09:29.000 that deal, that's not gonna happen. How that deal with 0:09:29.160 --> 0:09:30.240 I'm sure Aaron will love that. 0:09:30.960 --> 0:09:34.000 Yeah, hey, Aeron, good news, they're not going to show 0:09:34.000 --> 0:09:37.440 anybody getting cut. The bad news is you're the featured guy. 0:09:38.080 --> 0:09:40.120 They're going to talk to you all the time. Hope 0:09:40.160 --> 0:09:42.120 you're available and they want to go home with you 0:09:42.559 --> 0:09:44.959 and they're talking Iahuaska, Yes. 0:09:45.080 --> 0:09:46.839 I got to email into a guy at Hard Knocks. 0:09:46.840 --> 0:09:50.120 But according to Adam Scheffer, the team won't let NFL 0:09:50.160 --> 0:09:52.720 films inside the rooms. When Robert sala and general manager 0:09:52.960 --> 0:09:55.640 Joe Douglas are cutting the players. They don't believe it's humane. 0:09:56.080 --> 0:09:58.400 I don't know if they have the power to just. 0:09:58.400 --> 0:10:03.360 Compute humane and they're putting down a dog. It's it's 0:10:03.600 --> 0:10:06.079 I mean, these are grown ups. This is a job, 0:10:06.360 --> 0:10:08.600 and this is part of that job. If you guys 0:10:08.600 --> 0:10:10.319 are you're gonna get picked up though. Okay, hey, hey, 0:10:10.320 --> 0:10:12.040 don't worry. This isn't the end for you. Okay, this 0:10:12.080 --> 0:10:12.560 isn't the end. 0:10:12.880 --> 0:10:14.400 They always tell all that. They're like, hey, look, you're 0:10:14.400 --> 0:10:14.959 a great player. 0:10:15.000 --> 0:10:16.760 I wish we could keep you. I wish we could 0:10:16.800 --> 0:10:18.280 keep you a great player. Okay, this isn't the end 0:10:18.280 --> 0:10:18.480 for you. 0:10:18.559 --> 0:10:20.840 So supposedly the teams a Hard Knocks get a bit 0:10:20.880 --> 0:10:22.959 of a peek at it before the final edit goes out. 0:10:23.000 --> 0:10:24.920 But if you ran Hard Knocks, would you say to 0:10:24.960 --> 0:10:28.480 this this is a no go. And you know the NFL, 0:10:28.559 --> 0:10:31.080 the league will probably back you on this one because 0:10:31.080 --> 0:10:32.079 the league starts the pot. 0:10:32.160 --> 0:10:35.080 I wondered if Hard Knocks gets more interesting if the 0:10:35.200 --> 0:10:38.560 Jets view Hard Knocks as an opponent and they don't 0:10:38.559 --> 0:10:41.360 want to cooperate. So now it's up to Hard Knocks 0:10:41.400 --> 0:10:45.920 to find ways to almost surreptitiously you know, clan in 0:10:45.960 --> 0:10:49.400 a clandestine way, like sneaking in, and then you'll get 0:10:49.400 --> 0:10:52.400 a real sense of what is going on. Not hey guys, 0:10:53.200 --> 0:10:58.920 disavowting knowledge of the cameras here, let's act normal, act natural, okay, coach, 0:10:59.120 --> 0:11:00.600 we will yes, Mark. 0:11:01.200 --> 0:11:03.120 So when they cut a player, is it just going 0:11:03.200 --> 0:11:04.640 to be like at the end of The Boys in 0:11:04.679 --> 0:11:06.839 the Hood where dough Boy walks off and he just says, 0:11:07.320 --> 0:11:09.160 two weeks later he was killed. 0:11:09.720 --> 0:11:12.240 He fades away, dissolves. 0:11:12.559 --> 0:11:14.120 Middle linebacker John Smith. 0:11:14.640 --> 0:11:19.280 God, all right, pill boy, dope boy referenced me. That's 0:11:19.320 --> 0:11:21.640 a great dope boy. 0:11:21.679 --> 0:11:23.880 So you're not gonna be able to call it hard knocks. 0:11:23.960 --> 0:11:28.280 It'll be like semi hard knocks, or maybe next time 0:11:28.440 --> 0:11:30.320 gentle knocks coming up. 0:11:30.400 --> 0:11:31.160 Maybe next time. 0:11:31.240 --> 0:11:33.560 Yeah, yes, well, you know they could twist us if 0:11:33.600 --> 0:11:35.240 hard Knock says, okay, we can't get a camera in 0:11:35.280 --> 0:11:36.800 the room. Can we get a camera in the hallway? 0:11:37.000 --> 0:11:39.000 And when the player leaves, you get the reveal and 0:11:39.040 --> 0:11:41.559 he goes thumbs up, thumbs down, what happened? Were you 0:11:41.600 --> 0:11:43.240 cutting there? Were you told that you made the roster? 0:11:43.360 --> 0:11:45.680 So there's a way to adjust with that. If they 0:11:45.679 --> 0:11:48.400 don't let him in the room for the cutting to beheading. 0:11:49.240 --> 0:11:52.280 Well, you have hies and lows that that's why you know, 0:11:52.320 --> 0:11:54.839 we invest in the show because we think we're seeing 0:11:54.880 --> 0:11:58.600 something that we normally don't get a chance to. Somebody 0:11:58.640 --> 0:12:01.360 makes the team, somebody does it make the team. You 0:12:01.480 --> 0:12:06.600 got compelling stories there. But I'm curious to see what 0:12:07.160 --> 0:12:10.720 HBO Hard Knocks is going to have access to, what 0:12:10.760 --> 0:12:13.360 the Jets allow them to have and is there some 0:12:13.480 --> 0:12:16.240 kind of happy medium here? Hey, can we just see 0:12:16.600 --> 0:12:20.559 one guy get cut? We'd have to see five? How 0:12:20.559 --> 0:12:23.520 about one? How about a guy that maybe we don't like? 0:12:23.920 --> 0:12:25.719 Yes? Or yeah? 0:12:26.080 --> 0:12:27.960 Maybe this is a good thing though for Hard Knocks, 0:12:28.120 --> 0:12:34.600 because if we're being truthful, it was getting a little formulaic. Yeah, 0:12:34.640 --> 0:12:38.200 it was getting a little like not as interesting as 0:12:38.240 --> 0:12:39.920 it was a few years back. 0:12:40.160 --> 0:12:42.640 Right, it was kind of the same thing. It was 0:12:42.760 --> 0:12:44.000 just different teams. 0:12:44.040 --> 0:12:46.840 It's the local restaurant that never changes the menu to 0:12:46.920 --> 0:12:50.480 core or look and you love it, but you also 0:12:50.559 --> 0:12:51.760 love it just because of the tradition of it. 0:12:51.840 --> 0:12:54.800 Yeah, now it's going to force them to maybe reinvent 0:12:54.840 --> 0:12:58.920 a little bit. But the Bachelor or the Bachelorette is formulaic. 0:12:59.360 --> 0:13:03.440 It's this same thing, man, I don't watch that show 0:13:03.920 --> 0:13:06.920 Survivor sort of the same thing. 0:13:07.400 --> 0:13:08.920 Yeah, but they always throw in. 0:13:10.280 --> 0:13:13.160 A little like so those are game shows, yeah anyway, right, 0:13:13.200 --> 0:13:15.760 but they always throw in little wrinkles where it'll be 0:13:15.880 --> 0:13:20.200 like Survivor couples or Survivor like you know what I mean, 0:13:20.360 --> 0:13:22.439 or they change the terrain all of the time, or 0:13:22.480 --> 0:13:25.000 something like that. Right, they throw in those little games 0:13:25.000 --> 0:13:25.480 that they do. 0:13:26.240 --> 0:13:29.840 Did you see where there's a grandfather bachelor. 0:13:30.559 --> 0:13:32.120 Oh, yeah, he's like seventy five or something. 0:13:32.200 --> 0:13:35.760 Yeah, yeah, what do you mean he's gonna be the Bachelor. Yeah, 0:13:35.880 --> 0:13:36.920 he's seventy there. 0:13:36.760 --> 0:13:39.040 Doing like Golden Bachelor or something like that. It's called. 0:13:39.120 --> 0:13:41.000 But I don't know how old the women have to 0:13:41.000 --> 0:13:41.840 be to qualify. 0:13:42.679 --> 0:13:44.920 It's a handsome fella, yeah, is rugged. 0:13:45.240 --> 0:13:48.400 Yeah yeah, he's like he's from Indiana. He's got like 0:13:48.480 --> 0:13:50.920 corn fed good looks and piercing blue eyes. 0:13:51.320 --> 0:13:52.440 Yeah, a tan. 0:13:52.640 --> 0:13:55.880 But he's seven, yeah, very very ten, a man, very ten, 0:13:56.559 --> 0:13:59.040 very ten. But I think he's seventy five. 0:14:00.000 --> 0:14:01.800 Stead of giving my roses, he gives away pills like 0:14:01.840 --> 0:14:03.319 for nothing, Monday, Tuesday. 0:14:03.000 --> 0:14:05.559 Wednesday, aggregate blue pill. 0:14:07.720 --> 0:14:09.880 Yes, Marv, he's definitely got a bathroom. 0:14:09.920 --> 0:14:17.160 This says daddy, oh or granddaddy, granddaddy, who's your granddaddy? 0:14:19.120 --> 0:14:21.720 Okay, solved a lot. 0:14:21.960 --> 0:14:25.200 Yeah, seventy one. Jerry Turner, he's seventy one. Yeah, okay, 0:14:25.400 --> 0:14:27.880 he could be forty five. Yeah he looks good. 0:14:28.040 --> 0:14:31.720 Yeah, it's his hair is colored, got a deep tan 0:14:32.600 --> 0:14:35.880 and uh he's But do they say how old the 0:14:35.920 --> 0:14:36.600 women are? 0:14:37.520 --> 0:14:39.280 I mean, they're not gonna be like twenty five. 0:14:39.920 --> 0:14:42.760 I don't know that that would fly a network, Probably not, 0:14:43.120 --> 0:14:43.760 probably not. 0:14:43.920 --> 0:14:44.680 This guy's how old? 0:14:44.960 --> 0:14:45.560 Seventy one? 0:14:45.680 --> 0:14:47.320 He's going to kill myself. 0:14:47.440 --> 0:14:49.880 Yeah, probably drank a lot of water. Yeah, he drank 0:14:49.920 --> 0:14:52.040 a lot of water. I'm gonna guess he's always hydrided. 0:14:52.160 --> 0:14:54.480 I bet he moisturized. Oh from a young age. 0:14:54.600 --> 0:14:55.240 Yeah yeah. 0:14:55.320 --> 0:14:58.160 Manny Petties, yea absolutely. 0:14:57.520 --> 0:15:00.640 Previously married, two daughters, two granddaughters. 0:15:02.040 --> 0:15:04.480 This guy has trouble meeting women. I mean, how is 0:15:04.520 --> 0:15:05.120 that possible? 0:15:05.920 --> 0:15:06.480 I don't know. 0:15:06.760 --> 0:15:10.520 I don't know what I knew somebody who was on 0:15:10.600 --> 0:15:17.240 there who had a relationship but wanted the exposure and 0:15:17.320 --> 0:15:22.320 went on a show, but gave the presentation that he 0:15:22.440 --> 0:15:25.760 was looking for love and he had already had love 0:15:25.800 --> 0:15:28.160 and his girlfriend signed off on it because he wanted 0:15:28.160 --> 0:15:28.920 to be an actor. 0:15:29.200 --> 0:15:32.200 Jerry is a hopeless romantic looking for someone to share 0:15:32.280 --> 0:15:33.520 the sunset years of life. 0:15:35.680 --> 0:15:37.600 Sunset, I think that means death. 0:15:37.800 --> 0:15:41.400 Yeah, I don't want sunset at seventy one. I want sunrise. 0:15:41.640 --> 0:15:43.080 He looks like he's thirty eight. 0:15:43.520 --> 0:15:45.040 I'll tell you. The flaw of the show, though, is 0:15:45.080 --> 0:15:47.520 the Jesse Palmer. He's a great host, good guy. We 0:15:47.560 --> 0:15:49.800 all love Jesse. But when he walks on the room, Yeah, 0:15:49.880 --> 0:15:51.120 he's better looking than the bachelor. 0:15:51.240 --> 0:15:52.160 Yeah he said that. 0:15:52.240 --> 0:15:55.440 Jerry said he's looking for someone high energy. I'd love 0:15:55.480 --> 0:15:57.240 it if I found a partner who is high energy. 0:15:57.320 --> 0:15:59.960 Someone who is high energy, say someone who plays pickle, 0:16:00.760 --> 0:16:01.960 maybe someone who coughs. 0:16:03.520 --> 0:16:05.920 I want an animal in bed, That's what I want, 0:16:06.000 --> 0:16:07.160 said Jerry. 0:16:08.440 --> 0:16:09.320 Jerry, you dog. 0:16:09.880 --> 0:16:11.640 I'm looking for Nicole kit Bad. 0:16:14.160 --> 0:16:14.760 What a dog? 0:16:15.040 --> 0:16:18.240 Seventy one? 0:16:19.000 --> 0:16:20.840 Okay, that's got good hair. 0:16:21.480 --> 0:16:25.720 Are they going to do like nursing home Bachelor Bachelorette? Well? 0:16:26.720 --> 0:16:29.440 Yes, to be successful, they may go even older. And 0:16:29.480 --> 0:16:30.200 then you have the guy. 0:16:30.720 --> 0:16:32.920 Dear, can you please help me into the jacuzzi in 0:16:32.920 --> 0:16:33.960 this sweet thank you? 0:16:34.920 --> 0:16:38.520 See where we go from here? My teeth with my teeth. 0:16:41.680 --> 0:16:42.400 How do you get there? 0:16:42.560 --> 0:16:43.480 I have no idea. 0:16:44.600 --> 0:16:45.320 I have no idea. 0:16:45.840 --> 0:16:48.480 I just start knocks. Oh yeah, that's right, that's right. 0:16:48.840 --> 0:16:51.280 Every time we mentioned something about hard knocks, you brought 0:16:51.280 --> 0:16:52.600 it back to the Bachelor. 0:16:52.400 --> 0:16:54.480 For some reason. No, no, no, I was talking about 0:16:54.480 --> 0:16:54.920 the Rose. 0:16:55.960 --> 0:16:57.200 Well, yes, just like The Bachelor. 0:16:57.320 --> 0:16:59.880 Yeah it is, even though I haven't seen the show. 0:17:00.960 --> 0:17:05.119 I think I saw the first season. No, remember the 0:17:05.160 --> 0:17:06.560 awkward moment that we had. 0:17:06.760 --> 0:17:09.760 And where was that restaurant? 0:17:10.280 --> 0:17:12.240 Remember the dude? Didn't we meet one of the Bachelor's 0:17:12.400 --> 0:17:15.840 at a restaurant and the aqua Grill? The Aqua Grill? Yeah, 0:17:15.840 --> 0:17:17.520 in New York City. Oh man, I missed that place 0:17:17.880 --> 0:17:18.840 and I got in trouble. 0:17:19.280 --> 0:17:23.680 Oh did he yes, the guy from Iowa Souls. 0:17:24.359 --> 0:17:28.359 Yes, yes, yes, good call. Good poll bloop bloop bloop. 0:17:28.840 --> 0:17:32.600 We were there having dinner and we were running late here. 0:17:32.640 --> 0:17:34.919 I got to take a break here. But but McLevin, 0:17:35.000 --> 0:17:39.320 who watched The Bachelor, he was like, oh my god, oh. 0:17:39.160 --> 0:17:40.919 My god, you're not exaggerating. 0:17:40.960 --> 0:17:44.159 No, no, no, he was as excited as it was 0:17:44.160 --> 0:17:47.040 like Kobe Bryant and just walked into the restaurant. 0:17:47.359 --> 0:17:51.040 But Kobe wouldn't have been as important as the Bachelor was. Eric, 0:17:52.000 --> 0:17:55.080 He's like, oh my god, my god, I gotta, I gotta, 0:17:55.359 --> 0:17:58.399