WEBVTT - I'm Not a Liar

0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:08.640
<v Speaker 1>Hello, gorgeous, It's Lala Kent. Welcome to untraditionally, Lala, Hello, gorgeous,

0:00:08.720 --> 0:00:12.320
<v Speaker 1>it is Laala Kent. Welcome back to untraditionally Lala Hi

0:00:12.440 --> 0:00:18.360
<v Speaker 1>t te oh, hey, hey, hey, oh what a fucking week.

0:00:19.239 --> 0:00:23.280
<v Speaker 1>Can I just tell you be honest? Is this our

0:00:23.320 --> 0:00:25.400
<v Speaker 1>mom forever? Do you think I.

0:00:25.360 --> 0:00:27.160
<v Speaker 2>Try not to think that far in advance.

0:00:27.680 --> 0:00:28.400
<v Speaker 1>How would that be?

0:00:29.400 --> 0:00:32.960
<v Speaker 2>I just am today because if I do think that way,

0:00:34.120 --> 0:00:36.559
<v Speaker 2>like it scares me, Like it really does scare me.

0:00:37.080 --> 0:00:37.520
<v Speaker 1>It does.

0:00:37.920 --> 0:00:40.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there's a lot. I hope it's not my mom forever.

0:00:40.880 --> 0:00:43.320
<v Speaker 2>Her hip is good though, it's just now trying to

0:00:43.320 --> 0:00:47.199
<v Speaker 2>get everything else in order. Yeah, and we're coming. We're

0:00:47.240 --> 0:00:49.040
<v Speaker 2>not even a month out of the hip, so like

0:00:49.120 --> 0:00:51.480
<v Speaker 2>that's the other thing, like three months they were saying

0:00:51.479 --> 0:00:55.680
<v Speaker 2>it takes, but I would like her to start doing

0:00:55.840 --> 0:00:57.520
<v Speaker 2>upper body movement.

0:00:58.120 --> 0:01:01.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she came, so my mom. As you guys know,

0:01:01.960 --> 0:01:05.440
<v Speaker 1>how her hip replaced, which we've heard is like a

0:01:05.520 --> 0:01:09.640
<v Speaker 1>life altering surgery in the best way. But since then,

0:01:11.040 --> 0:01:14.960
<v Speaker 1>you know, she has sleep apnea, so she she has

0:01:15.000 --> 0:01:15.880
<v Speaker 1>to have like the masks.

0:01:16.120 --> 0:01:19.960
<v Speaker 2>Let me I want to ask fellow our fellow pods,

0:01:22.120 --> 0:01:26.559
<v Speaker 2>if you or somebody has sleep apnea. Yeah, our mother

0:01:26.680 --> 0:01:29.200
<v Speaker 2>keeps taking her mask off in the middle of the night,

0:01:29.440 --> 0:01:33.640
<v Speaker 2>and she says she's like claustrophobic little things. So my

0:01:33.840 --> 0:01:37.800
<v Speaker 2>question is, do you guys have any tips, tips or

0:01:37.840 --> 0:01:41.160
<v Speaker 2>tricks of keeping it on or making it so you

0:01:41.240 --> 0:01:44.240
<v Speaker 2>can sleep or whatnot, because that I think would be

0:01:44.280 --> 0:01:46.320
<v Speaker 2>the best thing for mom is to try to keep

0:01:46.360 --> 0:01:47.800
<v Speaker 2>that mask on all Yeah.

0:01:47.800 --> 0:01:50.080
<v Speaker 1>And she's talking about like her heart racing and she

0:01:50.120 --> 0:01:51.880
<v Speaker 1>feels like she wants to crawl out of her own skin,

0:01:51.920 --> 0:01:53.560
<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, well, that's anxiety. So they put her

0:01:53.600 --> 0:01:56.320
<v Speaker 1>on anxiety mends, which I think are having the opposite

0:01:56.320 --> 0:01:59.240
<v Speaker 1>effect on her and like actually making the anxiety worse.

0:02:00.080 --> 0:02:02.600
<v Speaker 1>She also has lost so much weight that it makes

0:02:02.640 --> 0:02:08.000
<v Speaker 1>me nervous. She's not looking like my mother. She's not

0:02:08.360 --> 0:02:09.640
<v Speaker 1>like skin and bone.

0:02:09.840 --> 0:02:13.960
<v Speaker 2>No, she's just not Mom. Yeah. I like my mom

0:02:14.080 --> 0:02:15.480
<v Speaker 2>with some meat on her. I like giving her a

0:02:15.480 --> 0:02:16.600
<v Speaker 2>big old bear hug and.

0:02:17.480 --> 0:02:20.240
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and she's just not there. So I'm trying not

0:02:20.240 --> 0:02:21.680
<v Speaker 1>to think about it either. But when she came up

0:02:21.760 --> 0:02:24.040
<v Speaker 1>last night rummaging through the medicine cabinet because she's like,

0:02:24.080 --> 0:02:25.600
<v Speaker 1>I just can't sleep, and I feel like I want

0:02:25.600 --> 0:02:27.840
<v Speaker 1>to crawl out of my own skin. I laid down

0:02:28.200 --> 0:02:31.360
<v Speaker 1>and had a moment of like the decline with Dad

0:02:32.480 --> 0:02:34.239
<v Speaker 1>and how quickly that happened.

0:02:34.760 --> 0:02:37.160
<v Speaker 2>Well, And I did point that out to her because

0:02:37.200 --> 0:02:40.720
<v Speaker 2>like I was around, I saw Dad every day, you know,

0:02:41.240 --> 0:02:42.919
<v Speaker 2>I like I was like, and that's where it is

0:02:43.000 --> 0:02:45.920
<v Speaker 2>right now. It is like, I need to get you

0:02:47.080 --> 0:02:49.720
<v Speaker 2>a bit of help because what I am witnessing I

0:02:49.760 --> 0:02:54.359
<v Speaker 2>have witnessed, and what I witnessed with him, it took him. Yeah,

0:02:54.440 --> 0:02:56.240
<v Speaker 2>So I do not want that for Mom. And like

0:02:56.280 --> 0:02:59.560
<v Speaker 2>the other thing is that she hates to do is exercising.

0:02:59.760 --> 0:03:02.280
<v Speaker 2>But the one thing that I have found that I

0:03:02.400 --> 0:03:06.160
<v Speaker 2>do is going on runs, little band workouts. And if

0:03:06.200 --> 0:03:08.360
<v Speaker 2>I don't do that, I can tell my sleep is off,

0:03:08.600 --> 0:03:10.720
<v Speaker 2>my body is not. It's restless.

0:03:11.000 --> 0:03:11.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:03:11.520 --> 0:03:14.080
<v Speaker 2>So I'm hoping that Mom can feel good enough to

0:03:14.080 --> 0:03:17.320
<v Speaker 2>maybe get her body moving inactive to the point where

0:03:17.400 --> 0:03:22.280
<v Speaker 2>she goes to sleep her body and mind are both tired. Yeah,

0:03:22.320 --> 0:03:23.960
<v Speaker 2>because right now I just think it's her mind and

0:03:24.000 --> 0:03:27.720
<v Speaker 2>not her body and that's where she's and.

0:03:27.800 --> 0:03:30.919
<v Speaker 1>I think we have to get some nutrients. Yeah, I mean,

0:03:31.000 --> 0:03:34.360
<v Speaker 1>she eats like she's a toddler. She's like I I

0:03:34.560 --> 0:03:37.120
<v Speaker 1>just want the bread. I don't want to eat I

0:03:37.120 --> 0:03:38.800
<v Speaker 1>don't really like that kind of fruit.

0:03:39.120 --> 0:03:40.480
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to not.

0:03:40.440 --> 0:03:42.520
<v Speaker 1>Get the veggies. I just want rice. I'm like, we

0:03:42.680 --> 0:03:44.280
<v Speaker 1>have to have something.

0:03:44.600 --> 0:03:47.840
<v Speaker 2>Last night she law is like, I'm going to make

0:03:47.920 --> 0:03:53.480
<v Speaker 2>you meatballs, and she goes just one, just one meatball.

0:03:53.640 --> 0:03:55.840
<v Speaker 2>It's like, well, maybe that's why you're not challenging. You

0:03:55.840 --> 0:03:56.520
<v Speaker 2>have to eat it well.

0:03:56.560 --> 0:03:59.800
<v Speaker 1>And I remember going through like hard times in my

0:03:59.840 --> 0:04:02.760
<v Speaker 1>life and at night I would wake up and I

0:04:02.760 --> 0:04:05.120
<v Speaker 1>would have so I was so anxious that my stomach

0:04:05.200 --> 0:04:06.560
<v Speaker 1>was eating itself and I wanted to crawl out of

0:04:06.560 --> 0:04:07.920
<v Speaker 1>my own body. And it's like, oh, I have like

0:04:08.040 --> 0:04:11.760
<v Speaker 1>zero nutrition in my body. So last night I was

0:04:11.920 --> 0:04:15.520
<v Speaker 1>spiraling in my mind and I had to actively be like, Lauren,

0:04:15.600 --> 0:04:17.800
<v Speaker 1>you cannot go to a grocery store right now because

0:04:17.839 --> 0:04:20.159
<v Speaker 1>it's four in the fucking morning, and you'll deal with

0:04:20.200 --> 0:04:24.280
<v Speaker 1>it tomorrow. Stop thinking about this and go to sleep.

0:04:24.800 --> 0:04:28.039
<v Speaker 1>Because I just kept looping, looping. She gotta have veggies,

0:04:28.080 --> 0:04:29.720
<v Speaker 1>she gotta have veggies. I gotta wake her up right now.

0:04:29.720 --> 0:04:31.240
<v Speaker 1>We gotta ge veggies in her. We gotta get vegies

0:04:31.240 --> 0:04:34.080
<v Speaker 1>in her. I was like, fucking tweaking out. So this morning,

0:04:34.120 --> 0:04:36.520
<v Speaker 1>I wake up and I check on her to make

0:04:36.520 --> 0:04:39.920
<v Speaker 1>sure she's not fucking dead, because I was tweaking about

0:04:39.920 --> 0:04:43.960
<v Speaker 1>that too, And I ordered her a smoothie from Creation

0:04:44.640 --> 0:04:47.200
<v Speaker 1>on Postmates, and it was a bit It had a

0:04:47.200 --> 0:04:48.480
<v Speaker 1>banana in it, and I was like, I don't even

0:04:48.520 --> 0:04:50.960
<v Speaker 1>give a fuck. I'm not taking the banana out. She's

0:04:50.960 --> 0:04:52.279
<v Speaker 1>gonna have to fucking suck it up.

0:04:53.440 --> 0:04:55.279
<v Speaker 2>My mother has lied to us her whole.

0:04:55.080 --> 0:04:57.800
<v Speaker 1>Life about being allergic to bananas. She's not allergic, she

0:04:57.839 --> 0:04:59.640
<v Speaker 1>just doesn't like them, along with every other thing that

0:04:59.680 --> 0:05:03.200
<v Speaker 1>you could possibly imagine. I keep the banana in, I

0:05:03.240 --> 0:05:06.880
<v Speaker 1>add spinach. I go to check out. The large smoothie

0:05:06.920 --> 0:05:11.160
<v Speaker 1>cost me just for I was like.

0:05:14.040 --> 0:05:14.880
<v Speaker 2>My mother's health.

0:05:15.120 --> 0:05:19.880
<v Speaker 1>So I clicked I double clack, double click clack, be

0:05:19.960 --> 0:05:22.800
<v Speaker 1>side buttons, put it on the amex.

0:05:22.440 --> 0:05:26.240
<v Speaker 2>Put it on credit because that's what we'll need, and

0:05:27.000 --> 0:05:27.800
<v Speaker 2>drinking drinky.

0:05:27.880 --> 0:05:30.960
<v Speaker 1>She she went. Now she's taking a bath, and I'm

0:05:31.040 --> 0:05:33.200
<v Speaker 1>just feeling a little tapped out because there's a lot

0:05:33.200 --> 0:05:36.560
<v Speaker 1>of humans that need taking taken care of at this house. Anyway,

0:05:36.680 --> 0:05:40.120
<v Speaker 1>moving on, last week, you guys, I went to New

0:05:40.200 --> 0:05:43.440
<v Speaker 1>York City for those of you who know me know

0:05:43.520 --> 0:05:48.039
<v Speaker 1>that that city gives me so much anxiety. Once I'm there,

0:05:48.240 --> 0:05:50.800
<v Speaker 1>like I'm a little bit fine, finer than the thought

0:05:50.800 --> 0:05:53.559
<v Speaker 1>of going, but also just the thought of like getting

0:05:53.560 --> 0:05:56.560
<v Speaker 1>on a plane to travel there. And I'm very particular.

0:05:56.640 --> 0:05:59.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, put me on a morning flight so that

0:05:59.160 --> 0:06:02.000
<v Speaker 1>I land in the evening. I can go grab something

0:06:02.040 --> 0:06:03.800
<v Speaker 1>to eat, and then I can go into the room

0:06:03.880 --> 0:06:07.000
<v Speaker 1>and get a good night's sleep. I'm adamant, no fucking

0:06:07.160 --> 0:06:10.919
<v Speaker 1>red eyes. So flight information comes in. I get to

0:06:10.960 --> 0:06:13.800
<v Speaker 1>the airport, it's seven thirty. My flight doesn't even leave

0:06:13.880 --> 0:06:17.400
<v Speaker 1>until ten. Don't know why I needed to be there

0:06:17.400 --> 0:06:19.520
<v Speaker 1>with that early, but just to make my s say

0:06:20.120 --> 0:06:23.920
<v Speaker 1>you never you never know what la. So I go

0:06:24.080 --> 0:06:26.840
<v Speaker 1>to the lounge for Delta, and she like looks at

0:06:26.839 --> 0:06:29.599
<v Speaker 1>my car and she's like, oh, you qualify for the

0:06:29.640 --> 0:06:32.839
<v Speaker 1>better lounge. And I was like, bet, I like that better.

0:06:33.360 --> 0:06:34.960
<v Speaker 2>You are better than me, Because if she would have

0:06:34.960 --> 0:06:37.040
<v Speaker 2>been like, there's a better lounge for you, I'd be like, well,

0:06:37.080 --> 0:06:38.599
<v Speaker 2>I'm here, so have a good shit.

0:06:38.760 --> 0:06:39.360
<v Speaker 1>It's just down the way.

0:06:39.360 --> 0:06:39.720
<v Speaker 2>I'll walk you.

0:06:39.839 --> 0:06:44.000
<v Speaker 3>I was like, great, perfect a handler more walking now and.

0:06:44.080 --> 0:06:45.200
<v Speaker 1>It's closer to your gate.

0:06:45.400 --> 0:06:46.520
<v Speaker 2>I was done.

0:06:47.040 --> 0:06:49.039
<v Speaker 1>I'm at the better lounge closer to the gate, and

0:06:49.080 --> 0:06:52.559
<v Speaker 1>you're walking me there. So I get to this better

0:06:52.600 --> 0:06:55.680
<v Speaker 1>lounge and I'm kicking it. Text comes through and it's

0:06:55.720 --> 0:06:58.679
<v Speaker 1>like fifty five minute delay and I'm like fifty five minutes,

0:06:58.680 --> 0:07:00.560
<v Speaker 1>all right, whatever, that's nothing. So I go have a

0:07:00.600 --> 0:07:04.560
<v Speaker 1>second breakfast at this lounge and then I get hit

0:07:04.600 --> 0:07:07.200
<v Speaker 1>with the second text and they say that now the

0:07:07.240 --> 0:07:10.880
<v Speaker 1>flight is delayed four hours, fifty five minutes or three

0:07:10.880 --> 0:07:13.680
<v Speaker 1>hours and fit something along those lines. So I'm like,

0:07:13.680 --> 0:07:17.480
<v Speaker 1>well that's a blur. So around two o'clock I head

0:07:17.560 --> 0:07:23.160
<v Speaker 1>down to ten eleven, twelve one two. That's making sure there.

0:07:23.280 --> 0:07:26.680
<v Speaker 1>Two o'clock I head down for my boarding time. I'm

0:07:26.720 --> 0:07:29.840
<v Speaker 1>in line. All of the sudden they close the door.

0:07:30.480 --> 0:07:32.760
<v Speaker 1>We're all hit with the text that the flight has

0:07:32.760 --> 0:07:37.360
<v Speaker 1>now been fully canceled. I was like, I go to

0:07:37.400 --> 0:07:39.720
<v Speaker 1>the gate person and I was like, what do we

0:07:39.760 --> 0:07:42.160
<v Speaker 1>do about our bags? And he literally gets on his

0:07:42.160 --> 0:07:44.880
<v Speaker 1>intercom because there's a line, and he's like, I cannot

0:07:44.920 --> 0:07:46.120
<v Speaker 1>help you with this flight.

0:07:46.400 --> 0:07:48.800
<v Speaker 2>I know nothing. Was my kind of guy.

0:07:50.440 --> 0:07:54.280
<v Speaker 1>Too, but also just like direct me towards the bags

0:07:54.280 --> 0:07:55.760
<v Speaker 1>and he was like, you need to go to baggage claim.

0:07:55.800 --> 0:07:59.360
<v Speaker 1>So I'm like hauling ass to baggage claim. I was like, hey,

0:07:59.640 --> 0:08:01.920
<v Speaker 1>my bag was on this flight. Here's a little ticket.

0:08:02.240 --> 0:08:04.680
<v Speaker 1>She scans it. She goes, oh, this is on the

0:08:04.720 --> 0:08:06.520
<v Speaker 1>cancel flight. We have all of you on a flight

0:08:06.600 --> 0:08:09.560
<v Speaker 1>tomorrow morning. And everyone that's there trying to get their

0:08:09.560 --> 0:08:11.280
<v Speaker 1>backs are like, wait, we have a full day tomorrow.

0:08:11.320 --> 0:08:13.040
<v Speaker 1>I've got all these meetings. I was like, yeah, we

0:08:13.080 --> 0:08:15.000
<v Speaker 1>all have to work all day tomorrow, so we're going

0:08:15.040 --> 0:08:15.720
<v Speaker 1>to be at our bag.

0:08:16.000 --> 0:08:18.800
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's exactly we got this flight to get there

0:08:18.800 --> 0:08:19.520
<v Speaker 3>by tomorrow.

0:08:20.320 --> 0:08:23.840
<v Speaker 2>Yes, so getting there tomorrow not gonna work.

0:08:23.920 --> 0:08:27.000
<v Speaker 1>It'll not work. So she was like, oh, so then

0:08:27.000 --> 0:08:28.640
<v Speaker 1>what are you gonna do. I go, well, now I

0:08:28.680 --> 0:08:31.680
<v Speaker 1>have to book a flight through a different airline because

0:08:31.680 --> 0:08:35.040
<v Speaker 1>you guys don't have anything that's flying out by the

0:08:35.040 --> 0:08:36.719
<v Speaker 1>time I need to get into New York. And she

0:08:36.840 --> 0:08:38.920
<v Speaker 1>was like, okay, let me make a phone call. Makes

0:08:38.920 --> 0:08:41.360
<v Speaker 1>a phone call. She's like, all right, they have your

0:08:41.400 --> 0:08:45.320
<v Speaker 1>bag and it will be off the plane from anywhere

0:08:45.360 --> 0:08:49.040
<v Speaker 1>between like thirty minutes, but it could take like five hours.

0:08:49.200 --> 0:08:52.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, that is the largest chunk of time I've

0:08:52.200 --> 0:08:52.640
<v Speaker 1>ever heard.

0:08:52.920 --> 0:08:54.839
<v Speaker 4>Thirty minutes It's like, first of all, it's going from

0:08:54.880 --> 0:08:56.719
<v Speaker 4>the plane to the tarmac, are you just taking it?

0:08:57.240 --> 0:08:58.000
<v Speaker 2>Get around?

0:08:58.520 --> 0:09:00.760
<v Speaker 1>Whenever they could get around to it, I guess get.

0:09:00.559 --> 0:09:04.760
<v Speaker 2>Around to it. You'd think they'd want the I call Easton.

0:09:04.320 --> 0:09:07.199
<v Speaker 1>Because I cannot walk to the uber section of Lax.

0:09:07.200 --> 0:09:09.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I'm gonna need someone to pick me up

0:09:09.120 --> 0:09:09.680
<v Speaker 1>where I'm.

0:09:09.559 --> 0:09:13.280
<v Speaker 2>At and I just had gotten down with Lisa's hip appointment.

0:09:13.720 --> 0:09:17.720
<v Speaker 1>Soldier, You're the fucking best. You're the fucking best, Easton. Okay,

0:09:17.800 --> 0:09:19.839
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry for everything I said here yesterday.

0:09:19.880 --> 0:09:22.120
<v Speaker 2>Did you better be? I like how I stood ground?

0:09:22.320 --> 0:09:24.480
<v Speaker 1>I didn't know. I didn't I needed you to. I

0:09:24.600 --> 0:09:29.400
<v Speaker 1>just spoke about anger. That podcast comes out with Amber soon. No,

0:09:29.440 --> 0:09:31.800
<v Speaker 1>I didn't like it. Actually, I needed you to disengage

0:09:31.800 --> 0:09:32.640
<v Speaker 1>so that I could meet you.

0:09:33.840 --> 0:09:36.400
<v Speaker 2>Well, you have you heightened it?

0:09:36.520 --> 0:09:40.760
<v Speaker 4>I met the wola from vander pump On said level.

0:09:42.440 --> 0:09:44.680
<v Speaker 1>I didn't like it at all. Anyway, not the point,

0:09:44.760 --> 0:09:47.800
<v Speaker 1>let's not rehash. I just want to say sorry that

0:09:47.880 --> 0:09:48.720
<v Speaker 1>I did that yesterday.

0:09:48.720 --> 0:09:49.880
<v Speaker 2>I apologize as well.

0:09:50.320 --> 0:09:53.840
<v Speaker 1>Anyway, Easton comes picks me up, and right as he's like, hey,

0:09:54.400 --> 0:09:58.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm super close, my bag comes out. My bag comes out.

0:09:58.480 --> 0:09:59.720
<v Speaker 1>It is like, oh my calls me.

0:10:00.000 --> 0:10:01.839
<v Speaker 2>He goes, Oh my god, my back just got here.

0:10:02.320 --> 0:10:04.199
<v Speaker 1>So exactly it's here.

0:10:04.200 --> 0:10:05.840
<v Speaker 2>You would have thought that the plane was actually going

0:10:05.920 --> 0:10:07.680
<v Speaker 2>to take off. She was like, actually the plane. That's

0:10:07.679 --> 0:10:09.040
<v Speaker 2>how excited.

0:10:08.760 --> 0:10:10.480
<v Speaker 1>Because it's the little things in life.

0:10:12.760 --> 0:10:14.640
<v Speaker 2>Less out of control.

0:10:14.840 --> 0:10:16.520
<v Speaker 1>I was like, at least my bag is with me.

0:10:16.880 --> 0:10:17.720
<v Speaker 1>Could you imagine?

0:10:17.800 --> 0:10:18.320
<v Speaker 2>No, I've done?

0:10:18.480 --> 0:10:21.480
<v Speaker 1>Are you trying to figure that shit out?

0:10:22.040 --> 0:10:23.920
<v Speaker 2>No? There's been times where I would have been in.

0:10:23.800 --> 0:10:25.760
<v Speaker 1>New York and my bag would have been at JFK

0:10:26.000 --> 0:10:27.360
<v Speaker 1>the next day too late.

0:10:28.080 --> 0:10:28.880
<v Speaker 2>What would I have done?

0:10:29.559 --> 0:10:31.120
<v Speaker 1>What would I have done? My whole face was in

0:10:31.160 --> 0:10:35.000
<v Speaker 1>there anyway. Oh no, I got my bag and that

0:10:35.160 --> 0:10:38.400
<v Speaker 1>then my flight was at eleven PM. I had to

0:10:38.440 --> 0:10:41.840
<v Speaker 1>take the Red Eye. I landed at like, got to

0:10:41.880 --> 0:10:45.719
<v Speaker 1>the airport or the hotel at like nine thirty, hit

0:10:45.760 --> 0:10:49.240
<v Speaker 1>the ground fucking running by the time I got back.

0:10:49.280 --> 0:10:52.520
<v Speaker 1>You guys La. When I would fly from Utah to La,

0:10:52.720 --> 0:10:55.559
<v Speaker 1>I used to tweak out because I'm like, this is

0:10:55.600 --> 0:10:57.480
<v Speaker 1>the most chaotic city I've ever been in. I got

0:10:57.520 --> 0:10:59.719
<v Speaker 1>to get back to Utah. Now when I land in

0:10:59.840 --> 0:11:01.880
<v Speaker 1>LA from New York or any other place, I'm like,

0:11:03.600 --> 0:11:05.920
<v Speaker 1>and as much as like we talk about how this

0:11:06.000 --> 0:11:09.200
<v Speaker 1>city it can be like overwhelming and it's like a

0:11:09.280 --> 0:11:12.440
<v Speaker 1>rat race. It's home, and I was so happy to

0:11:12.520 --> 0:11:17.600
<v Speaker 1>land back here and just like feel normal and get

0:11:17.600 --> 0:11:20.240
<v Speaker 1>a good night's sleep and see my kids. And I've

0:11:20.280 --> 0:11:26.760
<v Speaker 1>been having such bad mom guilt. But anyway, the whole reason,

0:11:26.800 --> 0:11:28.679
<v Speaker 1>so that was the plane trip. I totally forgot the

0:11:28.679 --> 0:11:31.679
<v Speaker 1>whole reason I went to. The trip was fucking exhausting.

0:11:31.679 --> 0:11:33.440
<v Speaker 1>I forgot the whole reason why I even went out there.

0:11:33.800 --> 0:11:37.960
<v Speaker 1>I went out to do watch Robins Live, and I

0:11:38.120 --> 0:11:40.560
<v Speaker 1>was the last time I did watch What Happens. I

0:11:40.679 --> 0:11:44.400
<v Speaker 1>was two months postpartum and I did it with Durrey Kemsley.

0:11:44.480 --> 0:11:48.520
<v Speaker 1>And I was actually there promoting the Travis Kelcey show

0:11:48.520 --> 0:11:52.560
<v Speaker 1>that I had done while very pregnant. And so Andy

0:11:52.600 --> 0:11:53.880
<v Speaker 1>comes in and he's like, I feel like I have

0:11:53.960 --> 0:11:55.800
<v Speaker 1>not seen you for so long, and I told him

0:11:55.800 --> 0:11:57.400
<v Speaker 1>I was like, I haven't been here since. I mean,

0:11:57.440 --> 0:11:59.839
<v Speaker 1>my child's going to be two and like handful of

0:11:59.840 --> 0:12:04.320
<v Speaker 1>myne Anyway, he was wonderful. I was told that I

0:12:04.360 --> 0:12:07.199
<v Speaker 1>was supposed to do watch What Happens with Kesha. That

0:12:07.400 --> 0:12:10.360
<v Speaker 1>was very excited. I want to tell you guys. This

0:12:10.440 --> 0:12:13.840
<v Speaker 1>interaction the only interaction I've ever had with Kesha. It's

0:12:13.960 --> 0:12:18.360
<v Speaker 1>me Brittany, Me, Brittany and Janet and we're leaving Jet

0:12:18.480 --> 0:12:22.559
<v Speaker 1>Sweet X, headed back to LA from super Bowl. Kesha

0:12:23.080 --> 0:12:27.760
<v Speaker 1>comes off the plane. We're waiting to get on our plane.

0:12:28.000 --> 0:12:30.520
<v Speaker 1>She has her glasses on tonight time. She's fucking cool

0:12:30.559 --> 0:12:33.920
<v Speaker 1>like that, takes them off yours. Oh my god, you

0:12:33.960 --> 0:12:37.040
<v Speaker 1>guys are beautiful. I'm obsessed with you guys, puts a

0:12:37.080 --> 0:12:38.840
<v Speaker 1>glasses back on, walks out to her.

0:12:38.720 --> 0:12:42.120
<v Speaker 2>Car, center piece. I love her, I was like.

0:12:42.520 --> 0:12:44.120
<v Speaker 1>What what?

0:12:44.400 --> 0:12:47.600
<v Speaker 2>So? I became a fan when she re recorded her

0:12:47.640 --> 0:12:50.760
<v Speaker 2>song I got in the morning.

0:12:50.480 --> 0:12:55.760
<v Speaker 1>Saying fuck Peete, fuck with you hard. Let me tell

0:12:55.800 --> 0:12:58.760
<v Speaker 1>you when I became the biggest fan is when her

0:12:58.960 --> 0:13:05.920
<v Speaker 1>song single handedly got me through my leaving of he

0:13:05.960 --> 0:13:09.840
<v Speaker 1>whose name we shall not mention and hauling ass on

0:13:10.080 --> 0:13:15.600
<v Speaker 1>fucking mule holland blasting that song movie my shit out house.

0:13:16.040 --> 0:13:19.320
<v Speaker 1>That's when I was like, I'm a Kasha fan. That song. Oh,

0:13:19.480 --> 0:13:22.960
<v Speaker 1>She's like, I'm proud of who I am. Oh, she's

0:13:23.000 --> 0:13:27.880
<v Speaker 1>so fucking good. Anyway, she ends up not being able

0:13:27.920 --> 0:13:31.160
<v Speaker 1>to make it because, as everyone knows, everyone's falling sick

0:13:31.240 --> 0:13:34.240
<v Speaker 1>right now, and she like wasn't feeling very good, so

0:13:34.280 --> 0:13:36.960
<v Speaker 1>she doesn't make it. They have Nick Lachet and my inner.

0:13:37.559 --> 0:13:40.320
<v Speaker 1>I'll be honest, My my grown ass woman started freaking

0:13:40.400 --> 0:13:42.400
<v Speaker 1>because I love ninety eight degrees and I'm gonna let

0:13:42.400 --> 0:13:44.600
<v Speaker 1>you in on a little secret. My most favorite ninety

0:13:44.600 --> 0:13:48.720
<v Speaker 1>eight degrees song is the theme song on Mulan featuring

0:13:48.760 --> 0:13:51.520
<v Speaker 1>Stevie Wonder, True to your Heart. It is the greatest

0:13:52.400 --> 0:13:54.360
<v Speaker 1>Me and ocean in the car on the way to Disney.

0:13:54.880 --> 0:13:58.080
<v Speaker 1>We are up in that bitch, just the fucking rockin'

0:13:58.360 --> 0:14:03.480
<v Speaker 1>ready to take Disney bybe balls. Okay, so I did

0:14:03.480 --> 0:14:07.600
<v Speaker 1>it with him. It was fucking awesome. The next day,

0:14:07.640 --> 0:14:09.360
<v Speaker 1>I have a full day of press that's supposed to

0:14:09.400 --> 0:14:12.400
<v Speaker 1>start at like nine am. I keep clicking snooze because

0:14:12.440 --> 0:14:14.160
<v Speaker 1>I am in bad shape, and all I can think

0:14:14.200 --> 0:14:17.400
<v Speaker 1>about is that whatever Kesha may or may not have

0:14:17.440 --> 0:14:20.920
<v Speaker 1>been feeling had teleported itself to me in New York.

0:14:20.920 --> 0:14:23.280
<v Speaker 1>And I was like, every time I stood up, you guys,

0:14:23.280 --> 0:14:25.360
<v Speaker 1>I felt like I was going to pass out. I

0:14:25.480 --> 0:14:28.680
<v Speaker 1>was sweating, I felt like I was gonna throw up.

0:14:29.040 --> 0:14:32.240
<v Speaker 1>I was so nauseous. I ended up canceling all of press.

0:14:32.320 --> 0:14:35.120
<v Speaker 1>I could not even I could not even get myself

0:14:35.160 --> 0:14:37.240
<v Speaker 1>on my feet. And I had to make a flight

0:14:38.160 --> 0:14:39.800
<v Speaker 1>that night, and I'm like, I'll be damned if I'm

0:14:39.800 --> 0:14:42.240
<v Speaker 1>stuck here one more night. I gotta get out, Love

0:14:42.240 --> 0:14:44.760
<v Speaker 1>you New York, got to get back to the West Coast.

0:14:45.000 --> 0:14:48.800
<v Speaker 1>So that was my Watch What Happens Live experience. I

0:14:48.880 --> 0:14:52.640
<v Speaker 1>had a wonderful time. Lena, who does my hair, is

0:14:52.720 --> 0:14:56.160
<v Speaker 1>the one who dressed me. Because I just have been

0:14:56.200 --> 0:14:58.400
<v Speaker 1>so clocked out recently. I was like, hey, babe, can

0:14:58.440 --> 0:15:01.760
<v Speaker 1>you please bring off for me? And I had tried

0:15:01.840 --> 0:15:06.720
<v Speaker 1>on that same jumpsuit to wear to Bravocon and I

0:15:06.760 --> 0:15:08.640
<v Speaker 1>was like, it's so cute, but like, it's not really

0:15:08.680 --> 0:15:11.160
<v Speaker 1>the vibe I'm going for. Let's save it for Watch

0:15:11.200 --> 0:15:13.720
<v Speaker 1>What Happens. The way that it fit me at Bravocon

0:15:14.120 --> 0:15:16.480
<v Speaker 1>compared to the way it fit me after heartbreak and

0:15:16.560 --> 0:15:20.680
<v Speaker 1>stress not a standing up look for me in that moment.

0:15:21.600 --> 0:15:23.800
<v Speaker 1>I'd lost a little bit of weight. I wasn't quite

0:15:24.400 --> 0:15:26.920
<v Speaker 1>filling it out properly, but you know what, sitting it

0:15:26.920 --> 0:15:30.760
<v Speaker 1>looked great. I felt like I felt like Jennifer Tilly

0:15:30.800 --> 0:15:32.480
<v Speaker 1>when she was like, it's really more of a standing

0:15:32.560 --> 0:15:34.960
<v Speaker 1>up dress. Not a sitting because the eye and the

0:15:35.000 --> 0:15:37.560
<v Speaker 1>lip went wonky on her reunion. Look when she sat,

0:15:38.120 --> 0:15:41.400
<v Speaker 1>Mine was the opposite. When I sat great, standing up

0:15:41.440 --> 0:15:46.280
<v Speaker 1>not so much. So I get home and the next day, Friday,

0:15:47.360 --> 0:15:49.680
<v Speaker 1>what'd you guys do while I was gone? Sorry, I

0:15:49.680 --> 0:15:50.680
<v Speaker 1>feel like I'm just on it.

0:15:50.760 --> 0:15:53.480
<v Speaker 2>No, what my you know what I've been up to.

0:15:53.560 --> 0:15:57.600
<v Speaker 2>I've been doing those two little quietly.

0:15:58.160 --> 0:16:00.440
<v Speaker 1>Oh you've been doing business. You've been standing on business?

0:16:00.560 --> 0:16:04.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, just working on that business. There's yeah, I was

0:16:04.160 --> 0:16:06.280
<v Speaker 2>just working on the computer. I've got two little things

0:16:06.280 --> 0:16:08.400
<v Speaker 2>that have three things I'm working on.

0:16:19.320 --> 0:16:20.840
<v Speaker 1>How were the kids while I was gone?

0:16:21.680 --> 0:16:21.960
<v Speaker 2>Great?

0:16:22.160 --> 0:16:24.200
<v Speaker 1>Did they allow you to get things done? I mean

0:16:24.200 --> 0:16:26.320
<v Speaker 1>Ocean at school, I wasn't gone that long. I was

0:16:26.360 --> 0:16:27.600
<v Speaker 1>done less than forty eight hours.

0:16:27.720 --> 0:16:30.840
<v Speaker 2>No, I mean there's simple, They're easy and luckily we

0:16:30.960 --> 0:16:33.680
<v Speaker 2>have Cynthia like throughout the day. So like while they

0:16:33.720 --> 0:16:35.680
<v Speaker 2>were at school, I got a whole bunch of work done.

0:16:35.720 --> 0:16:39.880
<v Speaker 2>When they'd get home, we would hang out, eat, play games, color,

0:16:40.520 --> 0:16:43.320
<v Speaker 2>we'd go outside and play on the basketball court, swam.

0:16:43.800 --> 0:16:45.040
<v Speaker 2>We just did a whole bunch of stuff. And then

0:16:45.080 --> 0:16:48.680
<v Speaker 2>when the little one went down, Sosa like Ocean's so easy.

0:16:48.760 --> 0:16:50.880
<v Speaker 2>She'd just like get in her bed, or she would

0:16:50.920 --> 0:16:53.120
<v Speaker 2>sit on the couch. We watched Shrek. She's really in

0:16:53.320 --> 0:16:57.520
<v Speaker 2>was obsessed with Shrek Shrek ever After, which in my opinion, is.

0:16:57.440 --> 0:17:01.920
<v Speaker 1>The worst one yea where Shrek Wish is for yeah,

0:17:01.920 --> 0:17:05.879
<v Speaker 1>but it's nothing because Rumpell steal skin, steals his old,

0:17:05.960 --> 0:17:08.399
<v Speaker 1>his life, and it's I don't love it.

0:17:08.480 --> 0:17:09.560
<v Speaker 2>I like one and three.

0:17:09.880 --> 0:17:13.520
<v Speaker 1>You watched it? Do you watched it while I was gone?

0:17:14.160 --> 0:17:15.000
<v Speaker 2>Well, I've seen it.

0:17:15.119 --> 0:17:18.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, so let me tell you. I get home,

0:17:19.560 --> 0:17:22.080
<v Speaker 1>and Ocean knows that if it's a weekend, she can

0:17:22.240 --> 0:17:24.199
<v Speaker 1>sleep in my bed. If it's a weekend weekdays and

0:17:24.200 --> 0:17:26.160
<v Speaker 1>there's school, you got to be in your own bed. Anyway,

0:17:26.280 --> 0:17:28.280
<v Speaker 1>I told her that I was leaving town and I

0:17:28.280 --> 0:17:31.679
<v Speaker 1>would be gone, but by the time, you know, she blinked,

0:17:31.680 --> 0:17:35.200
<v Speaker 1>I would be back. And I said, So, I promise

0:17:35.280 --> 0:17:38.280
<v Speaker 1>you when I get home Friday night, you and me,

0:17:38.400 --> 0:17:40.920
<v Speaker 1>babe on the couch, we're doing a spawn night. We're

0:17:40.920 --> 0:17:44.280
<v Speaker 1>gonna have popcorn with Eminem's in it, and we will

0:17:44.320 --> 0:17:48.560
<v Speaker 1>watch whatever movie you want. So Friday rolls around and

0:17:48.600 --> 0:17:51.760
<v Speaker 1>I have to do, don't have to I get to

0:17:51.880 --> 0:17:56.760
<v Speaker 1>I should say this shop today, so it's like a

0:17:56.800 --> 0:18:01.280
<v Speaker 1>part of the Today Show with the Rainbow in some capacity,

0:18:01.680 --> 0:18:06.560
<v Speaker 1>and they had myself, Brittany, what was it myself, Brittany,

0:18:06.640 --> 0:18:10.720
<v Speaker 1>Michelle and Kristin That's sorry, my mind is mushed today.

0:18:11.240 --> 0:18:14.240
<v Speaker 1>And it was so much fun. Everyone looked amazing. We

0:18:14.320 --> 0:18:17.440
<v Speaker 1>basically just did a panel where we talked about being

0:18:17.480 --> 0:18:20.760
<v Speaker 1>moms and what it's like at this stage of life.

0:18:20.800 --> 0:18:23.360
<v Speaker 1>You know, Brittany got to speak on having a son

0:18:23.440 --> 0:18:27.240
<v Speaker 1>with autism who's five and all of the mountains he's

0:18:27.280 --> 0:18:31.360
<v Speaker 1>been moving, Kristin, you know, doing IUI and going through

0:18:31.359 --> 0:18:35.320
<v Speaker 1>a fertility journey and getting pregnant in a at an

0:18:35.400 --> 0:18:41.080
<v Speaker 1>older quote unquote age. We spoke about mom guilt, which

0:18:41.119 --> 0:18:44.280
<v Speaker 1>is what I was really struggling with in that moment

0:18:44.359 --> 0:18:47.800
<v Speaker 1>and have continued to struggle with. And I think everyone

0:18:47.800 --> 0:18:53.960
<v Speaker 1>can relate except for Michelle. We asked, They asked Michelle

0:18:54.000 --> 0:18:56.200
<v Speaker 1>how she manages it. She goes, I don't have mom guilt,

0:18:56.280 --> 0:19:00.679
<v Speaker 1>and we all were like, oh what. She was like, No, Like,

0:19:01.080 --> 0:19:05.520
<v Speaker 1>I think about going out and doing things and it's

0:19:05.520 --> 0:19:08.639
<v Speaker 1>like I have to have my cup full and be

0:19:08.760 --> 0:19:11.639
<v Speaker 1>well rested and feel like I'm my own person in

0:19:11.760 --> 0:19:14.520
<v Speaker 1>order to show up as a good mom for Isabella,

0:19:14.600 --> 0:19:18.720
<v Speaker 1>and keep in mind, they really hit the ground running.

0:19:18.920 --> 0:19:21.120
<v Speaker 1>Isabella wakes up at like six am and is ready

0:19:21.160 --> 0:19:23.959
<v Speaker 1>for full blown activities from the time they wake up

0:19:24.040 --> 0:19:26.920
<v Speaker 1>till the time they go to bed, so she really

0:19:26.960 --> 0:19:29.680
<v Speaker 1>does have to practice self care on like a completely

0:19:29.760 --> 0:19:32.600
<v Speaker 1>different level. Granted it's fifty to fifty that they have,

0:19:33.680 --> 0:19:35.919
<v Speaker 1>but as time goes on, Like I remember at the

0:19:35.920 --> 0:19:41.720
<v Speaker 1>beginning of my situation, if something fell on a weekend

0:19:41.760 --> 0:19:44.960
<v Speaker 1>that I didn't have ocean, it was not happening. As

0:19:45.040 --> 0:19:49.439
<v Speaker 1>time passes you realize that that's that's your hope. But

0:19:49.520 --> 0:19:51.119
<v Speaker 1>there are going to be things that you have to do,

0:19:51.160 --> 0:19:54.000
<v Speaker 1>whether it's work or a birthday that your friend is

0:19:54.040 --> 0:19:56.800
<v Speaker 1>having that falls on a day that you have your kid,

0:19:57.200 --> 0:20:00.800
<v Speaker 1>and it's okay to tap and a sitter or a nanny,

0:20:01.640 --> 0:20:05.119
<v Speaker 1>you know, like go do your thing. But the fact

0:20:05.200 --> 0:20:08.879
<v Speaker 1>that she does not struggle with mom kilts. I was

0:20:09.000 --> 0:20:11.560
<v Speaker 1>very impressed. I mean I decided to press it. Yeah,

0:20:11.640 --> 0:20:14.119
<v Speaker 1>I decided to go have dinner with them after and

0:20:14.160 --> 0:20:18.800
<v Speaker 1>it was like maybe four thirty. I was tweaking out.

0:20:18.840 --> 0:20:21.919
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I promised my kid a movie night and

0:20:22.040 --> 0:20:25.399
<v Speaker 1>spawn night and they're like, great, it's four thirty. I'm like,

0:20:25.760 --> 0:20:29.200
<v Speaker 1>I know the time. I was like, I feel guilty

0:20:29.240 --> 0:20:31.679
<v Speaker 1>that I'm like going out with my friends to an

0:20:31.720 --> 0:20:35.840
<v Speaker 1>early early early bird special dinner and like enjoying myself.

0:20:36.320 --> 0:20:38.800
<v Speaker 1>Like how weird is that? Like I found guilty. I

0:20:38.880 --> 0:20:40.840
<v Speaker 1>kept calling you said, I'm like, are you guys okay?

0:20:41.240 --> 0:20:44.359
<v Speaker 1>Is mom okay? Are you guys? Upset? I promise I'm hurrying.

0:20:44.960 --> 0:20:47.679
<v Speaker 1>I got home at six, We started the spaw night.

0:20:48.040 --> 0:20:50.160
<v Speaker 1>She had the time of her fucking life. I highly

0:20:50.200 --> 0:20:52.840
<v Speaker 1>recommend if you have a little girl or a little

0:20:52.840 --> 0:20:58.199
<v Speaker 1>boy who wants to do something like that, anytime I

0:20:58.320 --> 0:21:01.240
<v Speaker 1>do that with her, something so freaking simple, you guys

0:21:01.359 --> 0:21:04.960
<v Speaker 1>sitting on a couch with eye patches on. She saw

0:21:04.960 --> 0:21:08.760
<v Speaker 1>that I had put on my doggy pajamas. She ran downstairs,

0:21:09.359 --> 0:21:12.199
<v Speaker 1>comes up and has on the same pajamas as I do. No,

0:21:12.400 --> 0:21:16.439
<v Speaker 1>she's adorable, fucking adorable. We make the popcorn. She's on

0:21:16.600 --> 0:21:19.119
<v Speaker 1>cloud nine. She gets the candy, she puts it in,

0:21:20.000 --> 0:21:25.400
<v Speaker 1>We sit down, We watch Shrek four again, and she

0:21:25.480 --> 0:21:28.159
<v Speaker 1>looks at me and goes, this is the best night ever.

0:21:28.600 --> 0:21:31.719
<v Speaker 1>And I kid you not anytime we do that. She

0:21:31.760 --> 0:21:32.960
<v Speaker 1>tells me, it is the best night ever.

0:21:33.320 --> 0:21:35.760
<v Speaker 2>No, she loves a good chocolate in the bad.

0:21:36.480 --> 0:21:38.560
<v Speaker 1>No, we did on the couch because she was like,

0:21:38.840 --> 0:21:40.680
<v Speaker 1>I want to watch on the couch so that if

0:21:41.480 --> 0:21:44.440
<v Speaker 1>Easton and GG want we want to watch, we could

0:21:44.480 --> 0:21:45.480
<v Speaker 1>joint watch.

0:21:45.520 --> 0:21:46.520
<v Speaker 2>We did join in for a.

0:21:46.440 --> 0:21:49.240
<v Speaker 1>Bit, and she loved it so much that the next

0:21:49.400 --> 0:21:53.240
<v Speaker 1>night we did the exact same thing no Groundhog's Day,

0:21:53.400 --> 0:21:56.240
<v Speaker 1>except we were in Spice Girl pajamas. But we did

0:21:56.280 --> 0:21:57.120
<v Speaker 1>watch Shrek four.

0:21:57.640 --> 0:22:00.240
<v Speaker 2>Isn't that good for you? Though? For time? I am

0:22:00.359 --> 0:22:02.600
<v Speaker 2>so worry some You're like living in fifty first day.

0:22:02.600 --> 0:22:06.280
<v Speaker 2>It's where time never goes anywhere, right, you would think, Yeah,

0:22:06.280 --> 0:22:08.359
<v Speaker 2>you're living the same day every day. It's kind of

0:22:08.359 --> 0:22:09.360
<v Speaker 2>like time is in passing.

0:22:10.840 --> 0:22:12.959
<v Speaker 1>I woke up this morning. Oh god, I was up

0:22:12.960 --> 0:22:15.359
<v Speaker 1>this morning and I was like, oh my gosh, another

0:22:15.440 --> 0:22:19.240
<v Speaker 1>day has passed. That means we're closer to the end.

0:22:20.200 --> 0:22:22.560
<v Speaker 2>I can start moving my body in motion, stays in

0:22:22.560 --> 0:22:25.920
<v Speaker 2>my get fucking dark. I get down, figure it out.

0:22:26.040 --> 0:22:31.200
<v Speaker 1>I gotta figure it out, dude. It's like not good anyway.

0:22:32.240 --> 0:22:36.080
<v Speaker 1>I saw a note while I've gone and I actually

0:22:36.160 --> 0:22:37.520
<v Speaker 1>I didn't think you were going to talk about this

0:22:37.560 --> 0:22:39.280
<v Speaker 1>and I'm so happy that you're it is.

0:22:39.320 --> 0:22:41.359
<v Speaker 2>So sad, guys.

0:22:41.320 --> 0:22:42.239
<v Speaker 1>Should I tee it up?

0:22:42.280 --> 0:22:43.080
<v Speaker 2>Or do you want to see?

0:22:43.400 --> 0:22:43.480
<v Speaker 4>No?

0:22:43.640 --> 0:22:44.200
<v Speaker 2>Tee it up?

0:22:44.520 --> 0:22:48.040
<v Speaker 1>So we see that there's like this little baby duck

0:22:48.600 --> 0:22:52.520
<v Speaker 1>in our pool and it seems distressed. And then I

0:22:52.560 --> 0:22:55.200
<v Speaker 1>hear tweeting in the neighbor's yards, so I yell over.

0:22:55.240 --> 0:22:56.919
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, do you guys have baby ducks over there?

0:22:56.920 --> 0:22:58.600
<v Speaker 1>And they're like, yeah, they're in the pool. They can't

0:22:58.600 --> 0:23:00.920
<v Speaker 1>get out. I'm like same. I text my other neighbor.

0:23:00.920 --> 0:23:03.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, hey, just so you know, I hear baby

0:23:03.680 --> 0:23:05.960
<v Speaker 1>ducks in your backyard. There's one in my yard and

0:23:06.000 --> 0:23:08.239
<v Speaker 1>one in my other neighbor's yard, Like, don't let your

0:23:08.240 --> 0:23:11.919
<v Speaker 1>dogs out. She's like, cool, have I have two over here? Whatever,

0:23:13.520 --> 0:23:15.720
<v Speaker 1>We get our baby duck out to safety, and it

0:23:16.000 --> 0:23:17.240
<v Speaker 1>just the moment it gets out.

0:23:17.720 --> 0:23:20.440
<v Speaker 2>Guys. We try to party so much effort into getting

0:23:20.480 --> 0:23:22.000
<v Speaker 2>this duck out because I was like, maybe he can't

0:23:22.000 --> 0:23:24.360
<v Speaker 2>get out of the big lipped pool. So we put

0:23:24.400 --> 0:23:27.159
<v Speaker 2>like a little runway so we could get out. I

0:23:27.240 --> 0:23:29.439
<v Speaker 2>put like a nut like in the corner if he

0:23:29.480 --> 0:23:31.760
<v Speaker 2>felt like coming into it. He swam into the net.

0:23:31.800 --> 0:23:33.240
<v Speaker 2>So I was like, oh, okay, So I like, pick

0:23:33.280 --> 0:23:34.960
<v Speaker 2>the net up. I gently put it on the side

0:23:34.960 --> 0:23:37.399
<v Speaker 2>of the pool. He gets out, looks around, and just

0:23:37.600 --> 0:23:39.119
<v Speaker 2>right back into the pool. So I was like, all right,

0:23:39.160 --> 0:23:40.359
<v Speaker 2>maybe that's where he wants to be.

0:23:40.880 --> 0:23:42.960
<v Speaker 1>But they were tweeting. They were a tweet tweet tweeting.

0:23:43.119 --> 0:23:44.160
<v Speaker 2>They were tweeting for their mom.

0:23:44.200 --> 0:23:47.520
<v Speaker 1>They were tweeting for their mom. So I say to Cynthia.

0:23:47.680 --> 0:23:49.600
<v Speaker 1>I was like, Cynthia, did you see that there's ducks

0:23:49.640 --> 0:23:51.359
<v Speaker 1>back here? And she goes, oh, yeah, there was like

0:23:51.400 --> 0:23:54.280
<v Speaker 1>a mom and all her babies. She shows me a

0:23:54.280 --> 0:23:56.159
<v Speaker 1>picture there on the basketball court, just having like a

0:23:56.160 --> 0:23:59.600
<v Speaker 1>little heyday back there, shows me the picture, so I

0:23:59.680 --> 0:24:00.440
<v Speaker 1>know where they are.

0:24:00.560 --> 0:24:07.280
<v Speaker 3>Now we walk back there. I so let me also

0:24:07.600 --> 0:24:11.000
<v Speaker 3>reiterate the ducks.

0:24:11.200 --> 0:24:14.280
<v Speaker 2>I did not know there were a family of them.

0:24:14.520 --> 0:24:18.040
<v Speaker 2>I just saw the one in the pool. So I

0:24:18.119 --> 0:24:22.760
<v Speaker 2>went out and tried to help. But Bernice got out

0:24:22.880 --> 0:24:28.440
<v Speaker 2>of the house and she she killed two of them.

0:24:29.640 --> 0:24:31.720
<v Speaker 2>It's the only way to put it. She killed two

0:24:31.840 --> 0:24:32.200
<v Speaker 2>of them.

0:24:32.440 --> 0:24:33.720
<v Speaker 1>It makes me so sad.

0:24:33.640 --> 0:24:35.800
<v Speaker 2>No, it makes me sad. And here's the thing, like

0:24:35.880 --> 0:24:39.080
<v Speaker 2>Pablo I wouldn't even go near, Like he wouldn't even

0:24:39.080 --> 0:24:41.399
<v Speaker 2>go outside and Bernice was just out there. And then

0:24:41.440 --> 0:24:43.280
<v Speaker 2>after we found the duck in the pool, I was like,

0:24:43.320 --> 0:24:47.080
<v Speaker 2>oh no. So I went around the yard and we

0:24:47.200 --> 0:24:51.119
<v Speaker 2>found one poor little ducky.

0:24:51.200 --> 0:24:53.240
<v Speaker 1>An ocean was out there, and she like runs in

0:24:53.280 --> 0:24:55.560
<v Speaker 1>the house and goes and gets like these little snow

0:24:55.680 --> 0:24:59.880
<v Speaker 1>mini mouse mittens, like what are you doing? I'm gonna

0:24:59.880 --> 0:25:01.679
<v Speaker 1>pay get up. We have to save it. I was like, baby,

0:25:02.000 --> 0:25:03.520
<v Speaker 1>it died, and she was like, no, you have to

0:25:03.520 --> 0:25:05.360
<v Speaker 1>give it mouth to mouth. I'm like no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

0:25:05.359 --> 0:25:09.879
<v Speaker 1>no no. I was like, it's gone. This is the

0:25:09.880 --> 0:25:13.480
<v Speaker 1>backyard where baby things come to die. Remember the squirrel.

0:25:13.600 --> 0:25:14.840
<v Speaker 1>I remember the squirrel.

0:25:15.000 --> 0:25:18.760
<v Speaker 2>Two days later, guys found another one. Well, I see

0:25:18.760 --> 0:25:23.720
<v Speaker 2>Bernice just like in the backyard being weird, being Bernice,

0:25:24.040 --> 0:25:26.480
<v Speaker 2>And I was like, something's not right. So I walk

0:25:26.560 --> 0:25:28.480
<v Speaker 2>out there and right when I walk out there, she

0:25:28.680 --> 0:25:32.440
<v Speaker 2>turns and she has another one in her mouth.

0:25:32.520 --> 0:25:33.240
<v Speaker 1>A baby duck.

0:25:33.359 --> 0:25:37.200
<v Speaker 2>M hm, baby tweety, a baby tweety. And I looked at.

0:25:37.080 --> 0:25:39.240
<v Speaker 1>Her, Oh my god.

0:25:39.800 --> 0:25:40.840
<v Speaker 2>She dropped the duck.

0:25:40.920 --> 0:25:42.199
<v Speaker 1>Can life get any worse?

0:25:43.040 --> 0:25:47.840
<v Speaker 2>And she legs between her tail between her legs, like

0:25:47.920 --> 0:25:52.159
<v Speaker 2>legs between her tail. The legs were between betwixt the tail. No,

0:25:52.320 --> 0:25:55.000
<v Speaker 2>she sprawled out like a little no, the frogs like

0:25:55.040 --> 0:25:59.520
<v Speaker 2>a frog sprawl. She knew any trouble. She kept looking

0:25:59.520 --> 0:26:01.640
<v Speaker 2>at it too, And so I had to pick that up.

0:26:02.720 --> 0:26:04.800
<v Speaker 2>And I won't lie to you. I looked at Bernice

0:26:04.920 --> 0:26:06.960
<v Speaker 2>very differently for a good couple of days.

0:26:06.960 --> 0:26:07.520
<v Speaker 1>How could you not?

0:26:08.000 --> 0:26:11.800
<v Speaker 2>Oh God, Bernice. The name fits it perfectly too. He

0:26:12.720 --> 0:26:13.280
<v Speaker 2>is a Bernice.

0:26:14.800 --> 0:26:18.399
<v Speaker 1>It just makes me so again. I thought, after the

0:26:18.440 --> 0:26:22.800
<v Speaker 1>squirrel situation, the squirrel situation and then the Palm Springs

0:26:22.800 --> 0:26:25.240
<v Speaker 1>house where I killed the lovebirds babies.

0:26:25.640 --> 0:26:26.520
<v Speaker 2>That was by accident.

0:26:27.440 --> 0:26:28.960
<v Speaker 1>Of course, it was by accident. I would never do

0:26:29.000 --> 0:26:29.879
<v Speaker 1>that on purpose, I know.

0:26:29.920 --> 0:26:30.879
<v Speaker 2>But we have to reiterate.

0:26:32.840 --> 0:26:39.440
<v Speaker 1>Speaking of passing, Archie Badore, Shannon Madore's famous golden retriever

0:26:40.240 --> 0:26:44.080
<v Speaker 1>passed away. I am sure she is beside herself. I

0:26:44.119 --> 0:26:44.880
<v Speaker 1>mean that was.

0:26:45.000 --> 0:26:46.119
<v Speaker 2>How old was her daughter?

0:26:47.080 --> 0:26:51.920
<v Speaker 1>I think at least ten. Oh, life is just so sad, man,

0:26:52.119 --> 0:26:53.080
<v Speaker 1>what is going on?

0:26:53.400 --> 0:26:56.840
<v Speaker 4>I know I cried to Pablo, and I know Shannon Badour,

0:26:56.960 --> 0:27:00.360
<v Speaker 4>probably because I look at him and Bernice. I cried

0:27:00.400 --> 0:27:04.040
<v Speaker 4>to both of them, and they've lived through everything with me.

0:27:04.240 --> 0:27:05.000
<v Speaker 1>I know that feeling.

0:27:05.280 --> 0:27:09.600
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, So when they're gone. It's like the chapters really gone.

0:27:10.119 --> 0:27:10.359
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:27:11.080 --> 0:27:14.919
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I remember moments laying on the floor with Lily

0:27:15.480 --> 0:27:19.040
<v Speaker 1>and thinking like when this animal goes, I'm gonna be

0:27:19.240 --> 0:27:21.159
<v Speaker 1>a rack. Yeah, And I would just saw them and

0:27:21.160 --> 0:27:23.400
<v Speaker 1>be like, it's not today. And then when that day came,

0:27:23.600 --> 0:27:27.960
<v Speaker 1>I immediately went back to those little special moments. Yea knowing,

0:27:28.640 --> 0:27:30.720
<v Speaker 1>but that's why I'm weird about time.

0:27:31.000 --> 0:27:33.639
<v Speaker 2>I know that's why Dad did it right. He croaked

0:27:33.640 --> 0:27:34.120
<v Speaker 2>before the.

0:27:34.080 --> 0:27:40.600
<v Speaker 1>Dog And we listened to one song. We listened to

0:27:40.680 --> 0:27:43.480
<v Speaker 1>Angel by Fifth Harmony. I turned down when it says

0:27:43.480 --> 0:27:47.080
<v Speaker 1>the fuck word and replace it with mess and Ocean

0:27:47.119 --> 0:27:54.000
<v Speaker 1>sits in there, and then the song ends and she

0:27:54.000 --> 0:27:55.760
<v Speaker 1>didn't ask for another one, and she was just talking

0:27:55.800 --> 0:27:58.359
<v Speaker 1>because you know, she's a talker, and I just sat

0:27:58.359 --> 0:28:00.399
<v Speaker 1>there and looked in the rear view. I did pay

0:28:00.440 --> 0:28:03.400
<v Speaker 1>attention to the road on occasion, but I was like,

0:28:04.920 --> 0:28:07.959
<v Speaker 1>the days are winding down where I'm taking my child

0:28:08.600 --> 0:28:11.639
<v Speaker 1>to t K. Then it's going to be kindergarten and

0:28:11.800 --> 0:28:14.119
<v Speaker 1>first grade, and like, yes, I know I'm telling you

0:28:14.200 --> 0:28:16.439
<v Speaker 1>things that you all know that this is how school works,

0:28:16.800 --> 0:28:20.080
<v Speaker 1>but it's the time that fucks me up so badly.

0:28:20.680 --> 0:28:25.399
<v Speaker 1>Watching her on my Instagram be terrified of me saying,

0:28:25.480 --> 0:28:27.879
<v Speaker 1>Santa Claus is on the phone, you have to pool

0:28:28.119 --> 0:28:32.240
<v Speaker 1>all gone gone, you know. I'm like, that was yesterday,

0:28:32.560 --> 0:28:35.160
<v Speaker 1>that was that was yesterday, that was not three years ago?

0:28:35.480 --> 0:28:39.480
<v Speaker 1>How did I blink and the time just was done?

0:28:39.960 --> 0:28:40.280
<v Speaker 2>Right?

0:28:40.480 --> 0:28:41.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

0:28:41.520 --> 0:28:46.280
<v Speaker 2>When she when she so yeah, but he was like,

0:28:46.320 --> 0:28:48.120
<v Speaker 2>where is she? Like? That is she?

0:28:48.600 --> 0:28:52.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's gonna be There's going to be a day

0:28:52.360 --> 0:28:53.479
<v Speaker 1>where she says, where is she?

0:28:53.920 --> 0:28:56.440
<v Speaker 2>Like a normal And I'm going to the point of

0:28:56.640 --> 0:28:59.560
<v Speaker 2>when you were talking about ocean and I said, where

0:28:59.600 --> 0:29:01.920
<v Speaker 2>is she that little version of her where?

0:29:02.800 --> 0:29:05.960
<v Speaker 1>Oh, don't make me solve on this podcast. I can't

0:29:05.960 --> 0:29:08.520
<v Speaker 1>take it. I really can't take it. Let's move on

0:29:08.600 --> 0:29:10.280
<v Speaker 1>to news about Spencer Pratt.

0:29:11.160 --> 0:29:15.280
<v Speaker 2>Bro, Do you think that hurt him? What him saying

0:29:15.280 --> 0:29:18.200
<v Speaker 2>if he doesn't win, he'll move away from LA Do

0:29:18.240 --> 0:29:18.680
<v Speaker 2>you think that.

0:29:18.720 --> 0:29:23.240
<v Speaker 1>Hurts you know, I don't understand politics. I look at

0:29:23.280 --> 0:29:26.040
<v Speaker 1>things that help or hurt them, and I'm like, I

0:29:26.080 --> 0:29:28.960
<v Speaker 1>can't even believe that I'm looking at what I'm looking at.

0:29:28.960 --> 0:29:31.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, out of all the people on the planet,

0:29:31.560 --> 0:29:34.280
<v Speaker 1>and I'm not coming for Spencer. I'm just saying in general,

0:29:34.320 --> 0:29:38.640
<v Speaker 1>there are moments where I'm like, these these are the options.

0:29:38.680 --> 0:29:41.959
<v Speaker 2>Guys. What do you think about him wanting to do

0:29:42.000 --> 0:29:45.200
<v Speaker 2>a reality TV show? That's I think already been done.

0:29:45.200 --> 0:29:47.240
<v Speaker 2>I think they've already picked up cameras. They're doing it,

0:29:48.000 --> 0:29:51.080
<v Speaker 2>or they did it through his election or electoral.

0:29:50.960 --> 0:29:52.680
<v Speaker 1>Let me tell you this, I never talk about who

0:29:52.720 --> 0:29:57.040
<v Speaker 1>I vote because it's just not important, right or maybe

0:29:57.040 --> 0:29:58.600
<v Speaker 1>it is, depending on how you look at it. I

0:29:58.760 --> 0:30:02.320
<v Speaker 1>just I do my thing. I You should have seen

0:30:02.360 --> 0:30:05.320
<v Speaker 1>me on chat GPT when I was feeling out at Easton.

0:30:06.120 --> 0:30:10.600
<v Speaker 1>I was like, Easton's I need to know what I'm doing,

0:30:10.680 --> 0:30:14.280
<v Speaker 1>not like obviously everyone knows, like the mayor.

0:30:16.360 --> 0:30:17.160
<v Speaker 2>Although when you're.

0:30:17.440 --> 0:30:21.640
<v Speaker 1>Talking about the sixty six the districts.

0:30:20.440 --> 0:30:22.600
<v Speaker 2>Like that, we were like, all right, who's in right now?

0:30:22.680 --> 0:30:23.840
<v Speaker 2>And does it need change?

0:30:24.200 --> 0:30:24.440
<v Speaker 1>Right?

0:30:24.760 --> 0:30:25.080
<v Speaker 2>Okay?

0:30:25.120 --> 0:30:25.600
<v Speaker 1>The questions.

0:30:25.680 --> 0:30:27.920
<v Speaker 4>Then we saw the homework. Yeah, and then we saw

0:30:28.040 --> 0:30:31.200
<v Speaker 4>some people that are in. We did research. They're trying

0:30:31.240 --> 0:30:33.080
<v Speaker 4>to do a lot of things. Budget isn't there, and

0:30:33.120 --> 0:30:35.720
<v Speaker 4>we're like, why can't we got to you know, sometimes

0:30:35.720 --> 0:30:37.680
<v Speaker 4>we've got to keep the same person in who is

0:30:37.720 --> 0:30:39.320
<v Speaker 4>putting an effort, and things like.

0:30:39.320 --> 0:30:42.640
<v Speaker 1>Sheriff's department, does he have any control over what's happening

0:30:42.680 --> 0:30:45.440
<v Speaker 1>if there's no funding, Like we really put the pieces

0:30:45.480 --> 0:30:46.520
<v Speaker 1>of the puzzles out.

0:30:46.400 --> 0:30:50.240
<v Speaker 4>There because guys, what I I mean, I'll get a

0:30:50.280 --> 0:30:53.680
<v Speaker 4>little polt, I'll get into politics. It's hard because when

0:30:53.720 --> 0:30:57.280
<v Speaker 4>we were casting our vote for like the sheriff, the

0:30:57.320 --> 0:30:59.520
<v Speaker 4>new sheriff, I was like, this is so hard because

0:30:59.520 --> 0:31:05.720
<v Speaker 4>the only thing that I'm remembering is when Karen Bass

0:31:05.760 --> 0:31:10.040
<v Speaker 4>fired the chief of the fire department when all of

0:31:10.080 --> 0:31:12.800
<v Speaker 4>the fires were going on, and she was saying that

0:31:13.560 --> 0:31:16.360
<v Speaker 4>we had no water, we just had and forgive me

0:31:16.400 --> 0:31:18.520
<v Speaker 4>if I'm wrong. It was like seventeen million dollars taken

0:31:18.560 --> 0:31:20.760
<v Speaker 4>away from their budget and all of this stuff. So

0:31:20.800 --> 0:31:24.080
<v Speaker 4>it's like the fire, like the police, the chief of

0:31:24.080 --> 0:31:27.320
<v Speaker 4>police and her like, they could be the best for

0:31:27.400 --> 0:31:30.160
<v Speaker 4>that position, and we're voting them out because we don't

0:31:30.160 --> 0:31:32.600
<v Speaker 4>think they're doing enough, and it's because their hands are

0:31:32.640 --> 0:31:34.240
<v Speaker 4>tied with funding.

0:31:34.640 --> 0:31:36.680
<v Speaker 2>So it was hard. It was hard for me. It

0:31:36.760 --> 0:31:39.360
<v Speaker 2>was so hard, yeah, because I was like, it's it

0:31:39.400 --> 0:31:42.400
<v Speaker 2>doesn't feel right to vote somebody out who is actually

0:31:42.400 --> 0:31:46.120
<v Speaker 2>giving their all and being honest. Do you want to

0:31:46.200 --> 0:31:49.040
<v Speaker 2>say how I don't feel right voting somebody else in

0:31:49.200 --> 0:31:52.600
<v Speaker 2>when you are doing what you can and doing it

0:31:52.640 --> 0:31:55.760
<v Speaker 2>pretty well with what you're given. It was tough. It's hard.

0:31:55.800 --> 0:31:57.840
<v Speaker 2>I think politics are the hardest thing in the world.

0:31:57.920 --> 0:32:01.560
<v Speaker 2>And every time you cast your vote you always think, fuck.

0:32:01.680 --> 0:32:05.000
<v Speaker 1>I think there's did I make the right choice? You

0:32:05.040 --> 0:32:10.160
<v Speaker 1>want someone in the position. Specific to Spencer Pratt, he

0:32:10.200 --> 0:32:12.560
<v Speaker 1>lived it right like he's for the people because he

0:32:12.680 --> 0:32:15.520
<v Speaker 1>is the people. However, the man has not one ounce

0:32:15.920 --> 0:32:18.480
<v Speaker 1>of but that's experience in politics.

0:32:18.480 --> 0:32:19.480
<v Speaker 2>But that's where I love him and he.

0:32:21.520 --> 0:32:24.680
<v Speaker 3>No, but he saying that, But he didn't because even

0:32:24.720 --> 0:32:27.880
<v Speaker 3>said it with Karen Bass when they were going back and.

0:32:27.840 --> 0:32:29.720
<v Speaker 4>Forth, and he was like, I'm not and he goes,

0:32:29.720 --> 0:32:33.080
<v Speaker 4>But what I can do is surround myself with amazing

0:32:33.120 --> 0:32:36.440
<v Speaker 4>people and an amazing team, just like Karen Bass has.

0:32:36.680 --> 0:32:39.920
<v Speaker 2>But my team will care. She just pretends to. Okay,

0:32:40.200 --> 0:32:43.160
<v Speaker 2>So it's like that is true, and it's like I

0:32:43.160 --> 0:32:44.240
<v Speaker 2>I know right from wrong.

0:32:44.720 --> 0:32:47.040
<v Speaker 4>I need to be I need a team around me,

0:32:47.080 --> 0:32:49.200
<v Speaker 4>but I can also tell my team that this isn't right.

0:32:49.280 --> 0:32:52.080
<v Speaker 4>So it's sometimes having somebody that isn't so smart, but

0:32:52.120 --> 0:32:55.960
<v Speaker 4>that can put you in a logical position that makes sense. Right.

0:32:56.200 --> 0:32:57.960
<v Speaker 1>I do understand that that there's a lot of cooks

0:32:57.960 --> 0:33:00.840
<v Speaker 1>in the kitchen, and then there's one face to the

0:33:00.880 --> 0:33:05.040
<v Speaker 1>madness when it comes to the reality show. I don't

0:33:05.400 --> 0:33:07.880
<v Speaker 1>love that at all. And you said, well, then we

0:33:07.920 --> 0:33:10.240
<v Speaker 1>can see as every move. I'm like, coming from someone

0:33:10.360 --> 0:33:13.000
<v Speaker 1>who has been a part of reality TV for a

0:33:13.000 --> 0:33:16.040
<v Speaker 1>long time, they can shop and screw that as much

0:33:16.080 --> 0:33:18.960
<v Speaker 1>as they freaking want. They can manipulate scenes, they can

0:33:19.080 --> 0:33:21.400
<v Speaker 1>whatever they want to do. They can freaking do right,

0:33:21.960 --> 0:33:26.479
<v Speaker 1>a reality show, it's not a documentary where it's you know,

0:33:26.800 --> 0:33:30.520
<v Speaker 1>like the Crash right where no one who was a

0:33:30.520 --> 0:33:33.600
<v Speaker 1>part of that documentary had any control over what was

0:33:33.680 --> 0:33:36.840
<v Speaker 1>going to be the final edit. Yeah, it was a

0:33:36.880 --> 0:33:39.440
<v Speaker 1>bunch of producers that were watching going, oh, this is

0:33:39.560 --> 0:33:42.920
<v Speaker 1>fucking wild that these things are coming. Which I want

0:33:42.960 --> 0:33:46.480
<v Speaker 1>to talk about the crash so badly. Oh my god. Okay,

0:33:46.480 --> 0:33:50.320
<v Speaker 1>hold on, stick to stick, don't let your add get

0:33:50.320 --> 0:33:54.600
<v Speaker 1>the best of you. It doesn't matter. I don't like

0:33:54.640 --> 0:33:57.320
<v Speaker 1>the idea of the reality show at all. I think

0:33:57.360 --> 0:34:01.960
<v Speaker 1>that that I mean one filming maybe him going you know,

0:34:02.040 --> 0:34:06.479
<v Speaker 1>through the race, but if he takes it, stick to

0:34:06.880 --> 0:34:10.200
<v Speaker 1>like the job at hand, which is making La a

0:34:10.840 --> 0:34:14.080
<v Speaker 1>place that is livable again, Like make it the city.

0:34:14.200 --> 0:34:16.799
<v Speaker 2>Don't worry about that.

0:34:16.880 --> 0:34:20.719
<v Speaker 1>I moved to You know, you have now traded the

0:34:20.760 --> 0:34:26.879
<v Speaker 1>reality hat for being the mayor of Los Angeles. We're

0:34:26.920 --> 0:34:28.640
<v Speaker 1>going to need to take that very serious.

0:34:29.080 --> 0:34:31.640
<v Speaker 2>That's where I'm at. It's just like it's a very

0:34:31.840 --> 0:34:36.600
<v Speaker 2>serious position and throwing cameras at it like a reality

0:34:36.640 --> 0:34:39.800
<v Speaker 2>show kind of waters down. I think what the job

0:34:39.880 --> 0:34:44.080
<v Speaker 2>title is, and that's what scares me in a sense.

0:34:44.800 --> 0:34:58.879
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the crash was freaking crazy. I want to talk

0:34:58.920 --> 0:35:01.160
<v Speaker 1>about it. It's like number on Netflix right now. I'm

0:35:01.160 --> 0:35:03.600
<v Speaker 1>sure it'll be number one very soon. You must watch it.

0:35:03.600 --> 0:35:07.040
<v Speaker 1>It's about a girl who was driving a car with

0:35:07.080 --> 0:35:09.520
<v Speaker 1>her boyfriend and a friend in the back seat. They

0:35:09.560 --> 0:35:15.040
<v Speaker 1>crashed into a wall and as time passes, alarm bell

0:35:15.160 --> 0:35:17.480
<v Speaker 1>start going off, saying, this doesn't seem like an accident

0:35:17.520 --> 0:35:22.000
<v Speaker 1>to me, this seems like murder. Watch it, please, because

0:35:22.000 --> 0:35:26.000
<v Speaker 1>I want to talk about it the next time we podcast.

0:35:25.280 --> 0:35:27.280
<v Speaker 2>And when we do, we should have asked. We should

0:35:27.280 --> 0:35:30.040
<v Speaker 2>have a Q and A with people asking certain things.

0:35:30.320 --> 0:35:31.759
<v Speaker 1>You were trying to get this bitch out. She's just

0:35:31.800 --> 0:35:33.279
<v Speaker 1>fucking crazy.

0:35:33.040 --> 0:35:34.920
<v Speaker 2>Really, okay. See that's where I want to know, and

0:35:34.960 --> 0:35:37.560
<v Speaker 2>it's insane. How could you okay?

0:35:37.920 --> 0:35:42.600
<v Speaker 1>So I want to read you guys. It was last

0:35:42.640 --> 0:35:47.400
<v Speaker 1>week's episode. I talked about Mauricio. He was caught outside

0:35:47.440 --> 0:35:50.920
<v Speaker 1>of Crags. He called the paparazzi to Crags so he

0:35:50.960 --> 0:35:53.480
<v Speaker 1>can do they like live out there? They live out there.

0:35:54.200 --> 0:35:58.120
<v Speaker 1>It was like TMZ who maybe asked him a question

0:35:58.200 --> 0:36:01.760
<v Speaker 1>about what I said on my podcast and he calls

0:36:01.880 --> 0:36:06.600
<v Speaker 1>me a fucking liar. All right, I first want to say,

0:36:06.640 --> 0:36:09.279
<v Speaker 1>this is the exact transcript of what I said on

0:36:09.320 --> 0:36:13.040
<v Speaker 1>the podcast. You guys, it has been so good, but

0:36:13.120 --> 0:36:15.680
<v Speaker 1>I was so surprised to hear that the Potomac Housewives

0:36:15.680 --> 0:36:19.279
<v Speaker 1>had filmed with Mauricio and I believe Chemo sabe and

0:36:19.560 --> 0:36:21.879
<v Speaker 1>that a lot of them were like gassing him up

0:36:21.920 --> 0:36:24.400
<v Speaker 1>and like flirting with him and talking about how sexy

0:36:24.440 --> 0:36:27.840
<v Speaker 1>he is, and then Kyle receiving h like I'm sorries.

0:36:28.360 --> 0:36:31.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm literally reading it verbatim, no, like like that was

0:36:31.160 --> 0:36:33.840
<v Speaker 1>not cool, and Kyle's absolutely right, And maybe I'm up

0:36:33.880 --> 0:36:35.719
<v Speaker 1>in the night with this, but I do feel like

0:36:35.920 --> 0:36:38.920
<v Speaker 1>within our little Bravo community, it is like, and especially

0:36:39.000 --> 0:36:42.120
<v Speaker 1>with the Housewives, there's some there's some sort of unspoken

0:36:42.160 --> 0:36:44.560
<v Speaker 1>sisterhood where you just don't date within the crew, right

0:36:45.040 --> 0:36:47.720
<v Speaker 1>mm hmm, even if you're not on the same show,

0:36:47.920 --> 0:36:50.880
<v Speaker 1>you'd think you just don't do it. And as Kyle

0:36:50.960 --> 0:36:54.360
<v Speaker 1>is talking about like if she wants moBack or like

0:36:54.520 --> 0:36:57.319
<v Speaker 1>why they haven't filed for divorce, she's saying that it's

0:36:57.360 --> 0:36:59.360
<v Speaker 1>not that she's waiting for him to come back, but

0:36:59.440 --> 0:37:02.080
<v Speaker 1>it's more of just like a timing thing, like she's

0:37:02.120 --> 0:37:04.359
<v Speaker 1>gonna know when it feels right. But her eye said

0:37:04.400 --> 0:37:07.160
<v Speaker 1>something different to me. And when they replayed her talking

0:37:07.160 --> 0:37:09.600
<v Speaker 1>about how if they would have chosen the other life

0:37:09.680 --> 0:37:12.399
<v Speaker 1>right where he didn't have two Nichols to his name,

0:37:12.680 --> 0:37:15.080
<v Speaker 1>but we thought about moving to Colorado, he'd be a

0:37:15.080 --> 0:37:18.640
<v Speaker 1>ski instructor, and had we chosen that path, I think

0:37:18.640 --> 0:37:21.759
<v Speaker 1>we would still be together. And how did we let

0:37:21.880 --> 0:37:25.760
<v Speaker 1>something so beautiful slip away? I just men and women

0:37:25.800 --> 0:37:30.440
<v Speaker 1>think so differently, so freaking differently. Because Kyle talking about

0:37:30.440 --> 0:37:32.920
<v Speaker 1>how you know she's holding on to the memories she

0:37:33.040 --> 0:37:36.319
<v Speaker 1>thought that going to her daughter's weddings or graduations, she

0:37:36.360 --> 0:37:38.520
<v Speaker 1>would be with the father of her child. And she

0:37:38.680 --> 0:37:41.640
<v Speaker 1>shows up to a holiday party and her not husband's

0:37:41.640 --> 0:37:44.280
<v Speaker 1>slash husband is like very much living a single life

0:37:44.360 --> 0:37:47.760
<v Speaker 1>and feeling okay about it, and I just can't help

0:37:48.120 --> 0:37:50.800
<v Speaker 1>but think, like, are we supposed to like be together

0:37:51.360 --> 0:37:55.000
<v Speaker 1>men and women? I don't know anymore, Like what is

0:37:55.000 --> 0:37:57.800
<v Speaker 1>the point? You have your kids, you build a life,

0:37:57.840 --> 0:38:00.320
<v Speaker 1>and then you know, you run the risk of thirty

0:38:00.360 --> 0:38:02.920
<v Speaker 1>years you have literally every single memory of your adult

0:38:03.000 --> 0:38:05.239
<v Speaker 1>life and becoming a mother. How in the world does

0:38:05.239 --> 0:38:08.680
<v Speaker 1>one party Usually the woman move on from that without

0:38:08.680 --> 0:38:11.799
<v Speaker 1>holding on extremely tight, where the man can go out

0:38:11.840 --> 0:38:14.440
<v Speaker 1>and just like find women in their twenties and totally

0:38:14.440 --> 0:38:17.120
<v Speaker 1>be okay, not even think about the memories. It's just

0:38:17.200 --> 0:38:19.480
<v Speaker 1>really really hard to wrap my mind around and reconcile

0:38:19.560 --> 0:38:22.600
<v Speaker 1>it because I think about this like brief interaction that

0:38:22.640 --> 0:38:24.600
<v Speaker 1>I had with someone, and I'm like, I can't imagine

0:38:24.600 --> 0:38:27.240
<v Speaker 1>having thirty years with somebody and it coming to a close.

0:38:28.320 --> 0:38:31.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm like wrapped up in my own head. Kyle is

0:38:31.160 --> 0:38:33.719
<v Speaker 1>a strong woman, strong, strong woman, And I don't even

0:38:33.760 --> 0:38:36.680
<v Speaker 1>know if I should be sharing this. It happened so

0:38:36.840 --> 0:38:39.520
<v Speaker 1>long ago. I have to say. When I was doing

0:38:39.520 --> 0:38:42.520
<v Speaker 1>the podcast with Easton and my old assistant Jessica, I

0:38:42.560 --> 0:38:45.000
<v Speaker 1>got the weirdest DM and I was talking about Kyle

0:38:45.040 --> 0:38:48.080
<v Speaker 1>and Mo at the time, and this was like at

0:38:48.120 --> 0:38:50.480
<v Speaker 1>the height of them not really knowing what they were doing.

0:38:50.520 --> 0:38:52.399
<v Speaker 1>But I got a DM from him saying something along

0:38:52.440 --> 0:38:54.600
<v Speaker 1>the lines of, you know, I talk about him on

0:38:54.680 --> 0:38:58.280
<v Speaker 1>my podcast and he would like to grab a coffee

0:38:58.320 --> 0:39:01.319
<v Speaker 1>and just never opened it or respond like what I mean,

0:39:01.640 --> 0:39:03.880
<v Speaker 1>what would you have to talk about? There's not a

0:39:04.000 --> 0:39:07.600
<v Speaker 1>chance in maybe trying to convince me that, like what

0:39:07.680 --> 0:39:10.560
<v Speaker 1>I was saying, I don't even know it could have

0:39:10.560 --> 0:39:13.000
<v Speaker 1>been controlled damage. Oh I say it twice a double down.

0:39:13.440 --> 0:39:15.920
<v Speaker 1>I don't really know the point. But I'm certainly not

0:39:15.960 --> 0:39:18.000
<v Speaker 1>going to be caught out having coffee with you. No,

0:39:18.080 --> 0:39:21.000
<v Speaker 1>that's not going to happen. So many other podcasts that

0:39:21.040 --> 0:39:24.359
<v Speaker 1>are talking about this exact same thing. How about we

0:39:24.400 --> 0:39:26.440
<v Speaker 1>all will all grab coffee and we can try to

0:39:26.520 --> 0:39:28.040
<v Speaker 1>and you can try to win us all over, because

0:39:28.080 --> 0:39:29.840
<v Speaker 1>it's not going to look good for you. No, we

0:39:29.960 --> 0:39:33.240
<v Speaker 1>certainly not one on one. If you're upset about the podcast.

0:39:33.280 --> 0:39:35.799
<v Speaker 1>There's many a podcast that are talking. So we're going

0:39:35.880 --> 0:39:37.839
<v Speaker 1>to need to make this a group meeting. He's trying

0:39:37.880 --> 0:39:39.919
<v Speaker 1>to put out like one little fire when the whole

0:39:39.960 --> 0:39:43.920
<v Speaker 1>mountain's flaming. It's like, buddy, good luck. Okay, So the

0:39:44.000 --> 0:39:46.799
<v Speaker 1>claim is that he slid into my DM, and I

0:39:46.840 --> 0:39:50.040
<v Speaker 1>went on the podcast last week and talked about how

0:39:50.040 --> 0:39:52.640
<v Speaker 1>he asked me out on a date, a coffee date.

0:39:53.200 --> 0:39:57.040
<v Speaker 1>With what I just read you, I not once, not

0:39:57.160 --> 0:39:59.680
<v Speaker 1>a once, said that he asked me out on a

0:39:59.680 --> 0:40:06.560
<v Speaker 1>coffee date. I have the exact DM, the exact DM,

0:40:06.680 --> 0:40:09.759
<v Speaker 1>and what's weird is that he wouldn't unsend it. That's

0:40:09.760 --> 0:40:11.680
<v Speaker 1>what I would have done. See Hey, La La, how

0:40:11.719 --> 0:40:14.239
<v Speaker 1>are you hey? I am wondering since you seem to

0:40:14.239 --> 0:40:17.200
<v Speaker 1>have an opinion and speculations about me as to whether

0:40:17.239 --> 0:40:19.000
<v Speaker 1>I am a player or not, I would like to

0:40:19.040 --> 0:40:21.359
<v Speaker 1>talk to you. Let me know if you are up

0:40:21.400 --> 0:40:23.840
<v Speaker 1>for that by phone or happy to get a coffee.

0:40:24.239 --> 0:40:28.360
<v Speaker 1>It is literally what I portrayed in the podcast that

0:40:28.440 --> 0:40:31.160
<v Speaker 1>you were trying to do control damage control.

0:40:31.400 --> 0:40:33.600
<v Speaker 2>You're really on that one. You're really on the control

0:40:33.640 --> 0:40:34.440
<v Speaker 2>of damage.

0:40:35.560 --> 0:40:38.399
<v Speaker 1>That you were trying to do damage control. I never

0:40:38.440 --> 0:40:40.680
<v Speaker 1>said you asked me on a date. I talked about

0:40:40.680 --> 0:40:43.520
<v Speaker 1>how I spoke about you and Kyle on the podcast.

0:40:43.760 --> 0:40:46.080
<v Speaker 1>You didn't like what I was saying. I not once

0:40:46.160 --> 0:40:48.600
<v Speaker 1>said that you asked me out on a date. Let's

0:40:48.600 --> 0:40:52.239
<v Speaker 1>talk about you. Now, MO old enough to be my

0:40:52.520 --> 0:40:58.720
<v Speaker 1>fucking dad, and you're out at Craigs. Sure a little

0:40:58.760 --> 0:41:04.040
<v Speaker 1>sauce calling a thirty five year old a fucking liar

0:41:04.719 --> 0:41:09.640
<v Speaker 1>on repeat. I really really had high hopes for you, dog,

0:41:10.719 --> 0:41:14.520
<v Speaker 1>but you have continued to show me and everyone else

0:41:15.160 --> 0:41:17.879
<v Speaker 1>that no matter how much money you have or how

0:41:17.960 --> 0:41:22.480
<v Speaker 1>successful this real estate business is is, you are still

0:41:22.920 --> 0:41:27.760
<v Speaker 1>a fucking loser. And I stand on that ten toes

0:41:27.840 --> 0:41:32.720
<v Speaker 1>down for you, as a grown man father, a grown

0:41:32.800 --> 0:41:36.760
<v Speaker 1>man who is a father to all girls, all girls.

0:41:37.840 --> 0:41:42.520
<v Speaker 1>For you to go out and handle this the way

0:41:42.560 --> 0:41:46.920
<v Speaker 1>you did, you should feel so embarrassed and ashamed. But

0:41:46.960 --> 0:41:49.439
<v Speaker 1>why would someone like you feel embarrassed or ashamed. We've

0:41:49.480 --> 0:41:51.600
<v Speaker 1>all seen you out and about doing whatever it is

0:41:51.719 --> 0:41:54.560
<v Speaker 1>you do mid life crisis ying, over and over again.

0:41:55.200 --> 0:41:58.160
<v Speaker 1>God make it end. No one wants to watch it anymore.

0:41:58.840 --> 0:42:00.880
<v Speaker 1>You will not come for me like that. I'm a

0:42:00.880 --> 0:42:03.239
<v Speaker 1>lot of things. I'm not a fucking liar. I didn't

0:42:03.280 --> 0:42:06.279
<v Speaker 1>lie here. I will not. You will not catch me

0:42:06.480 --> 0:42:09.160
<v Speaker 1>deadline because I believe in the universe, and the universe

0:42:09.200 --> 0:42:13.319
<v Speaker 1>will always expose the truth. How fucking dare you you

0:42:13.360 --> 0:42:16.560
<v Speaker 1>would think that a man who is as old as

0:42:16.560 --> 0:42:20.319
<v Speaker 1>you are as old as you are and has a

0:42:20.360 --> 0:42:25.480
<v Speaker 1>company that's worth multiple, multiple, multiple, hundreds of millions of

0:42:25.520 --> 0:42:30.200
<v Speaker 1>dollars that you would have more to worry about than

0:42:30.360 --> 0:42:34.520
<v Speaker 1>the Give Them La La podcast, now known as Untraditionally

0:42:34.640 --> 0:42:38.040
<v Speaker 1>La La. I liked midlife crisises when they just involved

0:42:38.200 --> 0:42:41.319
<v Speaker 1>a red Corvette. Go get a red corvette, all right?

0:42:41.680 --> 0:42:44.400
<v Speaker 1>You guys are amazing. A reminder that a new episode

0:42:44.400 --> 0:42:47.359
<v Speaker 1>of Untraditionally La La airs every Wednesday. You can catch

0:42:47.400 --> 0:42:50.960
<v Speaker 1>the bonus on Mondays. And don't forget an Unlikely Affair

0:42:51.120 --> 0:42:54.680
<v Speaker 1>with Myself and Amber Childers airs every Thursday at nine pm,

0:42:54.719 --> 0:42:56.680
<v Speaker 1>or you can catch it the next day. I love you, guys,

0:42:56.719 --> 0:43:03.200
<v Speaker 1>Bye bye to be