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Speaker 1: My girl, what's up with you? Wait a minute, is

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Speaker 1: this the right number?

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Speaker 2: It's the line go just call me back. If you

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Speaker 2: haven't heard the loser line before, it works like this.

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Speaker 2: Let's say someone approaches you while you're out at the

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Speaker 2: club and uses this charming pick applying on you. Hey, mama,

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Speaker 2: are you from Israel? Because you is real fine?

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Speaker 3: No, no, nice bro?

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Speaker 4: You know like you know nice?

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Speaker 2: And whatever you do, is this the urge to mace

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Speaker 2: yourself just to get away from him, instead to tell

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Speaker 2: him he's funnier than a Fox News comedy roast, Wow,

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Speaker 2: hard to beat, and then give him the digits to

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Speaker 2: the loser line, so hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail we

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Speaker 2: could play on the air voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 3: Hey girl, I was stoked to see you write your

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Speaker 3: number on the side of my Benkie order. You must

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Speaker 3: know what they say about guys with big cups, So

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Speaker 3: what do you want to do?

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Speaker 1: Girl?

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Speaker 3: It's gonna leave me out here in the cold brew.

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Speaker 3: You're gonna hit me back, stir me up next.

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Speaker 2: What do they say about guys with selexis you were

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Speaker 2: a barista? What do they say.

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Speaker 5: Usually met more milk and more stomach issues later.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I was just gonna say full bladder.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right, Wow Romantic.

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Speaker 1: Next message, Hey Tim, it's.

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Speaker 6: When you came to the gym like we were in

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Speaker 6: the january in the ring and you kind of got

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Speaker 6: your ass beat like it's okay, it's okay, Like I'm

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Speaker 6: not judging you. Everything is fine, because I know you're new,

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Speaker 6: but I really want you to call me back because

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Speaker 6: I know that guys in the gym are intimidated by me,

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Speaker 6: but I don't want you to be because.

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Speaker 1: I'm soft, I'm sensitive.

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Speaker 6: I have a really deep side, and I write poetry

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Speaker 6: and I wrote a poem about you, and I'm gonna

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Speaker 6: do it for you now. So hold on one second.

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Speaker 6: Let me get it. Your blood is red, your eye

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Speaker 6: is black and blue. You won't forget to after tumbling

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Speaker 6: with me in Brazilian jitsu.

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Speaker 1: I'm nervous. Don't worry. It's not gonna be like this

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Speaker 1: when I see you. One person.

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Speaker 6: Okay, calculator, Bye.

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Speaker 1: Next message.

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Speaker 7: It's not very like Romantic.

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Speaker 2: I thought it was kind of hot. I liked her,

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Speaker 2: that's the problem. B loves a battered many. Remember you

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Speaker 2: get the special Loser line number if you text the

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Speaker 2: word loser l O s E R to seven eight

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Speaker 2: five nine too. You give it out to whoever's getting

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Speaker 2: beat up at the gym, and hopefully they can call

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Speaker 2: this leave awkward voicemail that we could play voicemails like

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Speaker 2: this one or Britan.

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Speaker 1: Mm you I know what. That's the sound of a

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Speaker 1: great tricutory bike. Mm hmm, it's just something cut me.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Curtis, tell you what I'm experiencing right now.

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Speaker 1: It's a little.

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Speaker 4: Spicy, a little cheesy, a propellent mm, perfectly crunchy. I

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Speaker 4: told you I take my food sis and you need

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Speaker 4: to come meet some of my friends. We'll do some

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Speaker 4: carryo coterie.

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Speaker 1: You know that's karaoke. It's our cuterie mixed together, m

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Speaker 1: perfect blend. Let's get him.

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Speaker 8: Hi there, so thing go bow your fools something like that.

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Speaker 2: Carry carry I'm in it, dude. I like mass reps

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Speaker 2: for sure, But I don't know if you want to

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Speaker 2: be doing like eating while you're singing a picture like

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Speaker 2: bits of Presto flying, yeah, while you're trying to think

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Speaker 2: Barbara streisand.

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Speaker 3: I love it. I'm of course you.

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Speaker 7: Are, Hi, Mike, this is.

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Speaker 9: I just I feel like it's destiny that we met

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Speaker 9: because I've been looking for a business partner for my

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Speaker 9: my new idea, and I don't want to give you

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Speaker 9: all the details right now, but like it's like, you

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Speaker 9: know how yoga with ghosts is so popular, I kind

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Speaker 9: of want to I want to take that sort of idea,

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Speaker 9: but launch the next big thing.

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Speaker 6: Uh So it would be crost it with cows.

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Speaker 5: It's like the beef is so much leaner, you know,

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Speaker 5: And I have a tagline keep it. Yeah, you know,

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Speaker 5: the cows love it, the people love it. You don't

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Speaker 5: want to steer clear of this opportunity, you know, I

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Speaker 5: love a cow. Okay, so I'd love to go over

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Speaker 5: it further with you, So give me a call back.

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Speaker 1: Bye.

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Speaker 2: Next message again with the weird mashups with cows.

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Speaker 10: But you think that there's too many maneuver piles for

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Speaker 10: you to do burpies correctly.

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Speaker 7: I just can't picture downward bovine picture.

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Speaker 10: No, you just got to pick up a bovine if

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Speaker 10: it were doing cross That's what it is. Jump one

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Speaker 10: and then if.

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Speaker 2: You get thirsty halfway through the workout, drink right.

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Speaker 10: Milk next he Actually, hey, this is we met a

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Speaker 7: Go outside of that dance studio and told me you

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Speaker 7: didn't want to date any guys that that weren't dancers. Well, like,

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Speaker 7: I may not look like a dancer now, I got

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Speaker 7: a beer gut and all that stuff. But I'll have

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Speaker 7: you know that I actually started taking some tap dancing

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Speaker 7: lessons at that same studio, and after only a couple

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Speaker 7: of lessons, I'm doing pretty good myself. I'm I'm I'm

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Speaker 7: damn near Jean Kelly with that.

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Speaker 1: Now.

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Speaker 7: I don't know, I foind it might make a smile.

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Speaker 7: I really haven't taken classes.

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 7: If you wanted to give me a call, maybe I

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Speaker 7: could teach you a little stuff, some stuffing some some

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Speaker 7: You should see my calves, my calves.

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Speaker 1: That guy is awesome.

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Speaker 10: That should be the tagline for the cows for CrossFit things.

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Speaker 1: I just got everything.

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Speaker 2: He's got great calves, he knows who Gene Kelly is.

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Speaker 10: He's got more rhythm in his speech than he does

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Speaker 10: on his feet.

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Speaker 2: Was a big miss giving that guy the loser line. Remember,

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Speaker 2: if you want to get the loser line, you can

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Speaker 2: listen to our entire show on any podcast platform out there.

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Speaker 2: At Brook and Jeffrey, we got your phone tap coming

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Speaker 2: up Brooke

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Speaker 3: And Jeffrey in the Morning,