Speaker 1: What's that at the foot of my bed. It's spooky
Speaker 1: and you I'm really sure it's dead. It's coming this way.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, he I ghost said, I Nandez.
Speaker 2: Police.
Speaker 1: Hey boo, it's me Raz and welcome to Ghosted by
Speaker 1: Roz Hernandez. I like to talk to people that I
Speaker 1: like about ghosts, aliens, cryptid creatures, anything freaky. I have
Speaker 1: got on somebody that I really like. I mean, I
Speaker 1: don't want to be dramatic by saying this, but he's
Speaker 1: truly one of my favorite comedians, and I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: go so far as to say one of the best
Speaker 1: comedians of all time, a big inspiration to me. And
Speaker 1: now someone that I feel like I can call a friend,
Speaker 1: somebody that I met from this very podcast talking about ghosts.
Speaker 1: Patton Oswalt. He is back on the show and I
Speaker 1: hope he comes back again and we have many, many
Speaker 1: more conversations like the one you're about to hear. But
Speaker 1: before we get to that, I was looking through my email. God,
Speaker 1: you should see the weird shit I get in that email.
Speaker 1: Some of it is good weird, some of it is spooky.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I get stories that are a little cute too.
Speaker 1: This one right here is from Kelly. Kelly, thank you
Speaker 1: so much for sending this to ghosted by Roz at
Speaker 1: gmail dot com. Kelly writes, my house in Vermont sits
Speaker 1: close to the road. When I'm washing dishes, I can
Speaker 1: look out my sink window and see neighbors walking past.
Speaker 1: They usually glance in and we exchange ways. It's not
Speaker 1: super private, Okay, Kelly, I'm sorry this to me personally
Speaker 1: sounds like my worst nightmare. But good for you. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's charming. It really is. My sister Tracy visited us
Speaker 1: in July and we took a trip to Bangor to
Speaker 1: take the Stephen King Tour. It was a long drive
Speaker 1: and when we arrived back home we were tired of sitting,
Speaker 1: so Tracy, my husband Danny, and I stood around our
Speaker 1: kitchen island eating pizza. I glanced over to the sink
Speaker 1: window and I noticed my neighbor walking past, and I
Speaker 1: waved to her. She was looking through the window back
Speaker 1: and forth into the kitchen with a curious expression. She
Speaker 1: hadn't met Tracy yet, so I assumed she was wondering
Speaker 1: who she was. She waved, and when she caught my eye,
Speaker 1: she continued on her walk. When she came back down
Speaker 1: the road, we were outside and I called her over
Speaker 1: to meet Tracy. I introduced them and made a remark
Speaker 1: about our classy standing pizza dinner. She said, I thought
Speaker 1: it must be a formal affair, since that man was
Speaker 1: wearing a white shirt and necktie. I said, what man?
Speaker 1: She said, the man in the kitchen standing at the
Speaker 1: island with you. He was wearing a white shirt and necktie.
Speaker 1: Where is he? I said, No one was there but
Speaker 1: us three. She insisted that there was an older man
Speaker 1: there about Danny's height. Tracy, Danny, and I were all
Speaker 1: wearing black or dark gray T shirts. There was no
Speaker 1: way any of us could have been perceived as wearing
Speaker 1: a white shirt and tie. So who was the extra guest?
Speaker 1: Our dad wore a white shirt and a tie six
Speaker 1: days a week before he retired. He passed away two
Speaker 1: years ago. The day of the stand up pizza dinner
Speaker 1: was July tenth, my dad's birthday. He must have wanted
Speaker 1: to celebrate with us. Later, I showed my neighbor a
Speaker 1: photo of my dad and she confirmed that he was
Speaker 1: the man standing in the kitchen with us. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: that is such a beautiful story. I really loved that one.
Speaker 1: And it's so mysterious because, like you, guys didn't see
Speaker 1: him in the room with you, but somehow through the
Speaker 1: glass your neighbor was able to. It's very mysterious. I
Speaker 1: don't know how any of this stuff works, but I'm
Speaker 1: here for it and I think it's a beautiful story.
Speaker 1: So thank you Kelly for sending that. All right, I'm
Speaker 1: going to talk to Patton Oswalt once again. He of
Speaker 1: course needs no introduction. I mean, you've seen him on
Speaker 1: so much TV. He's got his specials on Netflix. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's the voice a rat, a two week a true
Speaker 1: icon of comedy and one of the funniest people ever.
Speaker 1: Here he is Patton Oswalt. And with the show, Oh
Speaker 1: my God, everybody, I am joined by a repeat guys,
Speaker 1: Patton Oswalt, Hello, how are you?
Speaker 2: I am very good, Roz. Thank you so much for
Speaker 2: having me back into the etheric, ghostly world of Ghosted.
Speaker 1: Yes, ah, oh my god, it's such an honor to
Speaker 1: have you on here. You and your lovely wife Meredith
Speaker 1: were the first guests that I had when I like
Speaker 1: changed the format because you know, it used to be
Speaker 1: only people woul like ghost stories for the most part,
Speaker 1: that's right, and I'm like, oh, I hope it's gonna work.
Speaker 1: And then as soon as I was done with you guys,
Speaker 1: I was like.
Speaker 2: It works.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you said the bar Hi. You guys
Speaker 1: were perfect.
Speaker 2: That's very ironic, coming from the fact that, as I
Speaker 2: said on my last appearance, I have never had any
Speaker 2: kind of supernatural encounters and could not be more open
Speaker 2: to it and have never had anything.
Speaker 1: But that's why it's the beast like you're You're very
Speaker 1: down to get weird. You're open, you're here for it. Also,
Speaker 1: I heard from the internet that you're gonna be in
Speaker 1: the Ghostbusters movie.
Speaker 2: Weirdly enough. Yes, I spent the summer in London filming
Speaker 2: the Ghostbusters movie. Got to hang out with Dan Aykroyd,
Speaker 2: who's had nothing but supernatural encounters in his life.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, his whole family. Oh yeah, they're like paranormal royalty.
Speaker 2: Porm royalty. Yeah, it's nuts. And we were in London
Speaker 2: filming in a lot of old locations that had a
Speaker 2: lot of creepiness to them, you know. But again, I
Speaker 2: didn't encounter anything drove me crazy.
Speaker 1: Even with dan Aykroyd there, well.
Speaker 2: You know. I remember I told you the story of
Speaker 2: a couple of summers ago. I was filming something on
Speaker 2: the Queen Mary and everyone on the crew had a
Speaker 2: supernatural encounter except for me. So they were setting up
Speaker 2: a shot and I'm standing in front of this grand
Speaker 2: staircase and then over in video village where I can't
Speaker 2: see someone looking at the monitors said go up there,
Speaker 2: we got to clear the background. There's a crew member upstairs.
Speaker 2: Their shadows moving around, and a PA went up there
Speaker 2: to clear the background, and then came up down and said, well,
Speaker 2: there's no one up there, so I don't know what
Speaker 2: you saw. And by the way, I had been hanging
Speaker 2: out in video village and it felt like the minute
Speaker 2: I got on my spot, all the spirits went, oh,
Speaker 2: he's gone. Go over there, let's start messing around.
Speaker 1: I bet you that that was the ghost of somebody
Speaker 1: that was an aspiring extra. They wanted a SAG voucher. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they were there trying to get a little airtime.
Speaker 2: Get a little health insurance from me on the grave. Yes,
Speaker 2: too late, now, buddy, you should have got that while
Speaker 2: you were alive.
Speaker 1: So also after your last appearance, you hooked me up
Speaker 1: with your friend Darcy, who does a tour of a
Speaker 1: place in Orange County that's a haunted. She does like
Speaker 1: a ghost tour.
Speaker 2: Oh that's right, Yeah.
Speaker 1: The Kellogg House, which is so cool. Have you been?
Speaker 2: Oh? Boy, no, I've never been to that, and I
Speaker 2: hear it's crazy haunted.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's what they say. I don't know. Maybe it
Speaker 1: was because I had just talked to you, but the
Speaker 1: ghosts they didn't want anything to do with me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, They're like, she's going to go right to Pat
Speaker 2: and no, we don't want any of this. I feel like,
Speaker 2: here's what I how I equate it. I feel like
Speaker 2: I'm the person that's in the nightclub or the bar
Speaker 2: that's way too eager and it's giving off needy vibes
Speaker 2: that everyone just keep the hell away. Yeah, he's going
Speaker 2: to write a massive blog.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's gonna end up in one of your
Speaker 1: specials or something.
Speaker 2: Yes, So I got to learn to act like I
Speaker 2: don't care, but I do. I want to see the
Speaker 2: nether world, damn it.
Speaker 1: I feel like there needs to be Do you remember
Speaker 1: there's a show early two thousands that was like the
Speaker 1: pick Up Artist or something, and it was like some
Speaker 1: guy he had like a big old hat on and
Speaker 1: he would like tell men like, here's how you get girls.
Speaker 1: You gotta like act like you're not. Oh, I want
Speaker 1: to be that. But for like people that want to
Speaker 1: talk to.
Speaker 2: Ghosts, Oh my god, teach ghost hunters pick up artist techniques.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sure it applies. I honestly do think that
Speaker 1: that is true.
Speaker 2: If you make contact with the Wiji board, wait three
Speaker 2: days before you get back on the Wiji board, don't
Speaker 2: immediately put your hand on the plan chet like make
Speaker 2: them wait.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's so desperate.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: They don't want that.
Speaker 2: No, they don't pick up artist techniques to meet spirits.
Speaker 2: That's actually kind of brilliant.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Can I share with you a case that
Speaker 1: I did some research on.
Speaker 2: Boy, sure, here we go.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love how scared you is? This
Speaker 1: is so fun. The last time I did this with you,
Speaker 1: we had Jeff the talking mongoose, Yes, which there's a
Speaker 1: weird story about mongoose ghosts that talked.
Speaker 2: That said rude things, was apparently cursed and was very
Speaker 2: rude and inappropriate.
Speaker 1: Yes, a bitchy mongoose ghost. And this is also something
Speaker 1: that spoke. This is the union screaming house.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, and where is this located.
Speaker 1: This is located in gorgeous Union.
Speaker 2: Missouri, Union Missourra.
Speaker 1: Have you played Union Missouri.
Speaker 2: I have not played Union Missourra. But I have been
Speaker 2: in Saint Louis, I've been in Kansas City, I've been
Speaker 2: all through the Midwest. The Midwest is, from what I understand,
Speaker 2: crazy haunted, not just with the dead but with the living.
Speaker 2: Apparently the winds. There's an amazing documentary about folk horror,
Speaker 2: the horror that comes out of like rural settings. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: and it's pre and a half hours long. It could
Speaker 2: have been eight. I would have watched the whole thing.
Speaker 2: It's so good. Woodland's dark in day something.
Speaker 1: I forget it anyway, Yes, I think I remember seeing
Speaker 1: that on shutter or something.
Speaker 2: It's on shutter. But they talk about how the wind
Speaker 2: over the plains Midwest drove people insane. It's non stop
Speaker 2: and it makes people crazy out there. So yeah, Missouri,
Speaker 2: that whole area. Absolutely, I believe that it's haunted. And
Speaker 2: the fact that you're just said, screaming Union House, here
Speaker 2: we go, here we go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the wind can keep these screaming goes away.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 1: So a book was written by the man that the
Speaker 1: story revolves around.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: In two thousand and eight. It's called The Uninvited, The
Speaker 1: True Story of the Union Screaming Houseoo. So there's been
Speaker 1: a lot of details. I didn't read the book. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I don't have time. But I did read a two
Speaker 1: thousand and four piece that he wrote on legendsofamerica dot com.
Speaker 2: Uh huh, which.
Speaker 1: I should be on. Thank you.
Speaker 2: Hell yeah.
Speaker 1: So this was before he wrote the book, so he
Speaker 1: kind of gives the beginning, middle, and ends.
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, which I appreciate.
Speaker 1: So this is back in May of two thousand and one.
Speaker 1: His name is Stephen A. Chance.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: Stephen is a single father of three.
Speaker 2: Okay, his lease is up.
Speaker 1: He's desperately looking for a place to live, and he
Speaker 1: and his daughter roll up to an open house, a white,
Speaker 1: two story home. It's got original woodwork, all intact.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: The living room is decorated with cherubs, and it's two floors,
Speaker 1: three bedrooms. The basement has an old butcher shower and
Speaker 1: a fruit seller down there.
Speaker 2: Wait, I'm sorry when you say butcher's shower, what does
Speaker 2: that mean?
Speaker 1: Oh, you know, we're a butcher showers.
Speaker 2: So you got a butcher shower in the basement, as
Speaker 2: one does. Of course, yeah.
Speaker 1: It says the price is good. He really wanted this house.
Speaker 1: He's like, I need this. It was pretty cheap for
Speaker 1: what it was and they were living in an apartment
Speaker 1: at the time and he had three kids, and he's like,
Speaker 1: I want this house. So the landlady doing this open house,
Speaker 1: she's a strange old lady, and he gives her his
Speaker 1: application and she's like, do you understand the responsibilities that
Speaker 1: come with owning an old house like this? And he's
Speaker 1: like yeah, and she's like okay, And then a week
Speaker 1: later she calls him he got the house. They go
Speaker 1: to a restaurant they sign the papers, which he thought
Speaker 1: was a little weird. Like he's like, I want to
Speaker 1: go see the house, but she's like, m meet me
Speaker 1: at Denny's and we'll go to this. So as he's
Speaker 1: moving in, everything's going normal until somebody drives by and
Speaker 1: they roll down their windows and they're like, I hope
Speaker 1: you get along okay here, and then they just like
Speaker 1: speed off.
Speaker 2: That is the class Class sixth scene at the beginning
Speaker 2: of every slasher and Haunted House movie where the kids
Speaker 2: are going to the camp and there's the old weird guy.
Speaker 2: That camp's got a death curse on it, like it.
Speaker 2: That's the classic opening scene.
Speaker 1: In this movie. I want to play the old lady.
Speaker 1: Land Lady. I hope you're okay with this?
Speaker 2: Oh, Abs, come on, are you kidding?
Speaker 1: So first night is totally fine. Second day he notices
Speaker 1: that all the doors in the rooms and stuff have
Speaker 1: a hook and eye lock on the outside of them,
Speaker 1: as if to keep something in the room, which is
Speaker 1: a little suspicious. He's hanging up a painting. He's got
Speaker 1: a painting of two angels, and he's like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: it goes perfect with the decor of this living room.
Speaker 1: So he's hanging it up and right after he walks away,
Speaker 1: it just falls down.
Speaker 2: Okay, like whatever, big deal.
Speaker 1: But it happened twice.
Speaker 2: Well that's right, then you're out run.
Speaker 1: So the third time he puts it back up and
Speaker 1: he feels a a gush of cold air by his
Speaker 1: feet and it falls again, and he says that he
Speaker 1: literally yelled out like girl stay. I don't know what
Speaker 1: he said, but he said something.
Speaker 2: I don't think he said girl, but yeah, he.
Speaker 1: Said girl stay. He says that after he yelled out.
Speaker 1: It listened.
Speaker 2: Sure.
Speaker 1: So then his daughter's playing outside and she's like, Daddy, look,
Speaker 1: every time somebody walks by the house, they go on
Speaker 1: the other side of the street as soon as they
Speaker 1: get in front of the house. Nobody wanted to walk
Speaker 1: right in front of the house, okay, And he's like,
Speaker 1: let me see about this. So he goes out there.
Speaker 1: He stayed for three hours, and he noticed that every
Speaker 1: single person would cross the street, they didn't want to
Speaker 1: walk in front of it. And he said that if
Speaker 1: he was like, hey, hey, girl, they would turn their
Speaker 1: heads down and nobody wanted anything to do with it.
Speaker 2: Yikes.
Speaker 1: So he also another thing, noticed that there's a tree
Speaker 1: in the yard that has shedding leaves, even though it
Speaker 1: was May and just the one tree a little weird.
Speaker 2: Don't like it.
Speaker 1: So anyway, it's starting to get scary now.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: One day, while they're doing yard work, he tells his son,
Speaker 1: go get the hose that's in the basement somewhere near
Speaker 1: the butcher shower. The kid goes down there. He runs
Speaker 1: up from downstairs without the hose. He has pete his
Speaker 1: pants and he says that something big chased him up
Speaker 1: the stairs. This is why I don't have kids. I
Speaker 1: would have been like, get down there. Yeah, you are
Speaker 1: younger and faster than me. You will be able to
Speaker 1: outrun whatever that is me with my knees.
Speaker 2: Oh you kidding. Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 1: You're the man of the house. Have you moments like
Speaker 1: this where you have to, like by default.
Speaker 2: I've had a couple of moments where yeah, I mean,
Speaker 2: you're supposed to, I guess, defend the homestead. But one
Speaker 2: of the times when I had to defend the homestead,
Speaker 2: my wife pushed her way past me and stormed out
Speaker 2: in the yard with a baseball bat and started screaming
Speaker 2: at someone while I trailed behind her. So, yeah, I mean,
Speaker 2: I'm sure that if push came to shove, I might
Speaker 2: stand up out of pure terror, but it wouldn't be
Speaker 2: out of any kind of macho like if there were
Speaker 2: weird noises in a basement, I wouldn't send my kid
Speaker 2: down as bait. But I would also not go stand
Speaker 2: aside everyone, I'm going downstairs, like that's not happening.
Speaker 1: Did your daughter ever say like there's a monster in
Speaker 1: my closet or like anything like that, because that's what
Speaker 1: I would be gone right.
Speaker 2: No, she never had any monster in the closeting. She
Speaker 2: just had a lot of bad dream stuff where I
Speaker 2: could just go, well, that's in your head, that can't
Speaker 2: hurt you. You're just having a dream, and like I
Speaker 2: can't go, well, I'll go into your dreams and fight
Speaker 2: these monsters. So so far, I've been lucky to know
Speaker 2: nothing weird under the bed.
Speaker 1: This is why I don't have kids, probably never will.
Speaker 2: You know, there's that classic I think it's a creepy
Speaker 2: pasta story, super short story where a father goes into
Speaker 2: his son's better midnight. The sun's really scared, it's like
Speaker 2: what trolling. He's like, there's a there's a monster into
Speaker 2: the bed and the fatherly does a classic well I'll
Speaker 2: look under the bed and I'll make sure that there's
Speaker 2: nothing there. And he looks under the bed and under
Speaker 2: the bed is his son going there's a monster up
Speaker 2: in bed.
Speaker 1: A oh my god.
Speaker 2: Yeah exactly. So that's like, whoa is that?
Speaker 1: Where it ends?
Speaker 2: That's it. That's the story right there, all you need
Speaker 2: because creepypasta is all about the shock, right. Some of
Speaker 2: them are really well done.
Speaker 1: That's the thing, though, I need to know what the
Speaker 1: good ones are because I've wasted some time on some time.
Speaker 1: I'm like, this creepy pasta is gluten free pasta. Right here,
Speaker 1: this is not pasta.
Speaker 2: This creepy pasta is a little overcooked.
Speaker 1: This is zucchini noodles, zoodles. This is not any real pasta.
Speaker 2: Fuck zoodles, fuck zoodles.
Speaker 1: Okay, I know it's all like old school gender normsy
Speaker 1: like whatever, but I'm gonna come out and say right now,
Speaker 1: of all the reasons I transition, it's shit like that.
Speaker 1: This is the number one reason that I transition is
Speaker 1: because I'm not being no man of the house, none
Speaker 1: of that.
Speaker 2: So hang on, you're saying that ghosts and the supernatural
Speaker 2: is one of the reasons you transitioned.
Speaker 1: Just the idea of man of the house, right right,
Speaker 1: You're like, fuck that. I'm not doing any of that, right,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to home deep. But I will say nowadays,
Speaker 1: when I go to home depot, it's so much better
Speaker 1: because before, like I don't know how to fix anything.
Speaker 1: I know how to I break everything. And so if
Speaker 1: I go just the like it's just all this gender
Speaker 1: norm shit that is like so oh no, I get it.
Speaker 1: You know how many times I bought something and then
Speaker 1: I get home and I'm like, it's the wrong size.
Speaker 1: I should have googled what a screwdriver looks like.
Speaker 2: Well, also, I imagine before you transitioned, you were tall
Speaker 2: and slender, but also muscular and looked competent. Right, I'm
Speaker 2: a man who looks incompetent. So I never get bothered
Speaker 2: with that shit you unfortunately tall, Like, oh that that
Speaker 2: guy knows? Hey, what kind of do I get a
Speaker 2: tea boult or an end bolt here? Like? Oh God,
Speaker 2: let me alone? So yeah, exactly, I never get those questions.
Speaker 1: I'm always praying that the one lesbian that works there
Speaker 1: is on shift. And sometimes you get there she's not there,
Speaker 1: and then I'm stuck. Right, But nowadays, Oh, I go
Speaker 1: in there, I put on a red lipstick.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I pad my bra.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, who wants to help me? I need
Speaker 1: a ham? Okay. So back to this man, what he
Speaker 1: decides to do. Oh yeah, yeah, he goes down there
Speaker 1: with the kids, and I don't blame him.
Speaker 2: Oh Jesus, Okay, he brings a couple, brings the kids
Speaker 2: with him.
Speaker 1: I love it perfect, And he says he doesn't find anything. Okay,
Speaker 1: So at this point the painting is fallen, You're noticing
Speaker 1: the neighbors. It's a little weird at this point.
Speaker 2: Maybe ask if the house has a history, or go
Speaker 2: to the local library, Like why is he doing it
Speaker 2: all piecemeal like this?
Speaker 1: He's single father three trying to you know, it seems
Speaker 1: like a tough situation when people get in these situations
Speaker 1: because they're like, fuck, I just signed the lease and
Speaker 1: we just did all this move That's another thing. I
Speaker 1: hate moving. So wherever I'm going, I'm staying.
Speaker 2: That's it right right right by the way.
Speaker 1: All this stuff has happened only in the first week.
Speaker 2: Jesus dude.
Speaker 1: So another thing that happened. They keep finding that when
Speaker 1: they come home, the lights are on, all the lights.
Speaker 1: So one morning the two boys go in the car
Speaker 1: before school and he and his daughter go around. They
Speaker 1: check all the lights. They make sure, okay, all the
Speaker 1: lights are off, no one's keeping them on. They get
Speaker 1: home and all the lights are on. That would piss
Speaker 1: me off. Who's paying for that?
Speaker 2: Now? That's costing you money?
Speaker 1: Exactly.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But one cost that they don't have to worry about
Speaker 1: is the air conditioning because the living is thirty degrees
Speaker 1: cooler than everywhere else.
Speaker 2: Ooh, well, that's actually kind of convenient.
Speaker 1: That's nice. There's been some days lately where I'm like,
Speaker 1: if a ghost wants to come in here just for
Speaker 1: like a couple hours in cold spots, exactly.
Speaker 2: Is that the way to solve global warming? This help
Speaker 2: us go.
Speaker 1: This is why mary Anne Williamson needs to win. I
Speaker 1: feel like this is she would do.
Speaker 2: So.
Speaker 1: He notices that all the lights are out. He goes
Speaker 1: around the house. He's literally working up a sweat trying
Speaker 1: to figure out how are these lights again? Another thing
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be able. I don't know what a damn
Speaker 1: breaker box says whatever. He's trying to figure out why
Speaker 1: the lights are on, can't figure it out. He's sweating.
Speaker 1: That's when he goes into the room and his daughter's like,
Speaker 1: it's thirty degrees or she shouldn't say, but she's like,
Speaker 1: it's colder in here. And then he goes into the
Speaker 1: living room and he notices it is and as he's
Speaker 1: in there, this is the first time that he feels
Speaker 1: a presence. He feels like an electrical current going through
Speaker 1: his body. Oh boy, this was the first night they
Speaker 1: all slept together there in the same room.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 1: So another time, one night, they're sitting in the living room.
Speaker 1: He's about to go the next morning on a work
Speaker 1: trip and the kids are gonna stay with their grandma.
Speaker 1: He sees by the corner of his eye, like some movement,
Speaker 1: and they're all just sitting in the living room, you
Speaker 1: know whatever. He sees like some movement, and he looks
Speaker 1: over and there is the figure of a man, but
Speaker 1: it's made out of dark mist. It's kind of like
Speaker 1: swirling around classic totally. He looks away, he looks back.
Speaker 1: It's still there. Which is that's supposed to work. You're
Speaker 1: supposed to look away.
Speaker 2: Oh, you're right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So it's still there, he says. It starts to
Speaker 1: kind of moving walking, and then it just vanishes. He
Speaker 1: decides to keep calm. He's like, all right, kids, we're
Speaker 1: going to grandma's now. And so they get into the
Speaker 1: car and his son goes, Daddy, look the basement monster
Speaker 1: is standing in the upstairs window. So sure enough he
Speaker 1: looks and that same figure that he just saw was
Speaker 1: looking out the window.
Speaker 2: Figure at the window.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, so patten, in the words of the great
Speaker 1: John kinones, what would you do?
Speaker 2: I mean? Except for it scaring the kids. It doesn't
Speaker 2: seem to be overtly like if it's trying to get
Speaker 2: people out of the house, it's not doing a good job.
Speaker 2: It only knows how to minorly annoy people, Like it's
Speaker 2: not making the walls bleed. It's not. I mean, I
Speaker 2: guess it could disturb your sleep, but I mean, the
Speaker 2: first thing I would do is look into the history
Speaker 2: of the house. I'd either ask the neighbors to go
Speaker 2: to the library. Was there a murder, was there some
Speaker 2: kind of thing? But the ghost needs to up its ghostgame, right.
Speaker 2: It's not great at what it's doing right now. Remember
Speaker 2: the Maitlands and Beetlejuice, So they don't really know how
Speaker 2: to haunt a house all that well, like they're just
Speaker 2: so corny.
Speaker 1: With it exactly they were new yeah yeah, yeah. So
Speaker 1: but say you do find out there was a murder
Speaker 1: or whatever, what do you do with that?
Speaker 2: Uh? Whush? Maybe get your money back from the wheel term.
Speaker 2: Is there a way to get like either a reduction
Speaker 2: in what the you know, mortgage is or if you're
Speaker 2: determined to stay, make it worth your while. If not,
Speaker 2: leave and try to get like a bonus or damages, right,
Speaker 2: and get another place. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It's kind of state by state, right, I believe the
Speaker 1: different laws on I don't know what it is in Mizori,
Speaker 1: but I think that some states they do have to
Speaker 1: disclose if anything happened.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: Well, okay, it's funny you bring.
Speaker 2: This up because ooh ooh what happens?
Speaker 1: He is, you know, rifling around his shed and he
Speaker 1: finds some old belongings of different people.
Speaker 2: Oh shit.
Speaker 1: He's like, all right, I'm gonna call that creepy, weird
Speaker 1: old landlady. This is my second scene in this movie.
Speaker 1: And he asks her, like, all right, it's a little
Speaker 1: weird that. Has anyone ever reported a go? And by
Speaker 1: the way, do you ever ask have you ever asked
Speaker 1: that when you move into a place?
Speaker 2: I have asked, what the especially in Hollywood? You want
Speaker 2: to know anyone famous live here?
Speaker 1: Okay, wait a second, have you ever lived in a
Speaker 1: house that was somebody famous's house? That's amazing?
Speaker 2: No. No, never lived in anybody. But I have a
Speaker 2: lot of friends who have houses where they're like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: at one point this person lived here. I had a
Speaker 2: friend that lived in Roddy McDowell's house.
Speaker 1: Cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he was just like, based on the number
Speaker 2: of gay parties that happened in this house, I could
Speaker 2: take a cup of the pool water to a lab
Speaker 2: and regrow tab hunter.
Speaker 1: Ah.
Speaker 2: That was Dana Gould's joke about that. But like Roddy
Speaker 2: McDowell hosted genuinely amazing parties, we would screen things. So
Speaker 2: the history of the house was incredible.
Speaker 1: I love that, and I believe that that vibe can
Speaker 1: stay around.
Speaker 2: Yes, Like, you know, have you ever lived in a
Speaker 2: place where there was a death or someone famous or
Speaker 2: a haunting or something like that?
Speaker 1: Not that I know it, but I've always asked every
Speaker 1: place I go. And you know what's so funny. I
Speaker 1: was just thinking last night about when I moved into
Speaker 1: this place. I asked my landlord, is this place haunted?
Speaker 1: I said, legally I have to ask, yeah, yeah, And
Speaker 1: he was truly weird about He was like, no, what
Speaker 1: And I was like, how long did the person live
Speaker 1: here before? And he said, oh, like a really long time.
Speaker 1: He's like, all the people that have lived here have
Speaker 1: stayed for a really long time. They love it.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: But what I realized last night was I didn't ever
Speaker 1: ask did the person move out? Oh shit, or is
Speaker 1: this the last place that they were breathing. I don't know.
Speaker 2: The phrase anyone who's ever lived here has stayed for
Speaker 2: a long time is weirdly ominous.
Speaker 1: So back to the story. So when he asked her,
Speaker 1: has anyone ever reported a ghost, she's a little dodgy
Speaker 1: and she's like, what goes? Uh huh? What's that? And
Speaker 1: she does say, well, the last two tenants only stayed
Speaker 1: here for a short time. One of them left their
Speaker 1: belongings and never came back for him, and then another
Speaker 1: one left in the middle of the night, never to
Speaker 1: return again. Wouldn't answer phone calls in anything. She's like,
Speaker 1: but I don't know about a ghost.
Speaker 2: But I don't know about a ghost.
Speaker 1: So he's on the phone with his mom one night
Speaker 1: and the doors are rattling around the house and he's like,
Speaker 1: all right, kids, stop horsing around. And it gets more
Speaker 1: intense and they're like, you know, rattling, bang and whatever,
Speaker 1: and he's like, stop and knock it off. His daughter
Speaker 1: like comes in. She's like, I'm reading my book and
Speaker 1: my two brothers are sleeping. What are you talking about.
Speaker 1: Instantly the temperature drops, he feels the electrical rush back
Speaker 1: in his body and he smells a terrible odor. He
Speaker 1: checks his panties. It's not coming from him. I added that.
Speaker 2: Part, and that's that's a very human thing to do.
Speaker 1: So he hears a screaming of a man and it's
Speaker 1: getting intensely louder and louder. The whole house comes alive.
Speaker 1: Shake it. His daughter is screaming in her room. He
Speaker 1: goes up there and it is locked. He cannot get
Speaker 1: it open. He's trying, he's doing ever. He going to
Speaker 1: bust it open, and he hears some of them coming
Speaker 1: behind him. He finally gets in there. She is literally
Speaker 1: in shock. He grabs her, gets the boys. They run outside.
Speaker 1: Everyone's screaming. They're here in the same male screaming coming
Speaker 1: from inside the house. They go into the car and
Speaker 1: they're just like looking at the house and they see
Speaker 1: the dark figure pacing around looking for them.
Speaker 2: Okay, first off, better job ghost. That's a little more
Speaker 2: aggressive and creepy.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Everything else was a dress rehearsal.
Speaker 2: Yes, exactly. Yeah, he was trying out some new material.
Speaker 2: Didn't work. Yeah, went back to the classic stuff because
Speaker 2: that is classically scary as shit.
Speaker 1: Totally. Yeah, He's like, you know this worked the last
Speaker 1: two people.
Speaker 2: That stuff, I'm fucking gone. You got me there, Well,
Speaker 2: you can't live.
Speaker 1: That's unlivable. Now where does it go from there? You
Speaker 1: know it's only going to get worse. They never came back,
Speaker 1: except he did come back to get belongings, and he
Speaker 1: brought people with him, and every time they did, they
Speaker 1: heard a whisper, they heard, you know, all kinds of stuff.
Speaker 1: And again this was in two thousand and four. He
Speaker 1: has since written a book, and apparently his book goes
Speaker 1: into way more detail, like there's a lot more to it.
Speaker 2: Did anyone move in after him?
Speaker 1: It's as if your psychic, the way you ask me
Speaker 1: the questions that I got ready for you.
Speaker 2: Here we go.
Speaker 1: So he says, that's someone he knows. Saw a family
Speaker 1: running out of the house in their Jammy's in the
Speaker 1: middle of the night with the cops driving up. Wow,
Speaker 1: this was in two thousand and four. He also says,
Speaker 1: in two thousand and four, apparently the landlady couldn't get
Speaker 1: anyone to stay there, so she turned it into a
Speaker 1: dog kennel. So that's those poor dogs. That's horrible.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the scream and the bargain. That is the story
Speaker 1: of the Union Screaming House.
Speaker 2: Hell yeah it is.
Speaker 1: Can I can I show you a haunted doll?
Speaker 2: Oh god, Roz. This is where I have some problems
Speaker 2: with you. And we talked about this last time. Haunted objects,
Speaker 2: haunted mirrors. There's all kinds of haunted objects everywhere, and
Speaker 2: you actively troll eBay at whatever. I don't know where
Speaker 2: you find this ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of times it's eba.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're the Sarah McLaughlin of haunted dolls. You are
Speaker 2: adopting these fucking things.
Speaker 1: Now I'm not adopting them, I'm just talking about them.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's safe because because this is over zoom, so
Speaker 2: I've got like two levels of separation going on, so
Speaker 2: this should be okay, right.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you're fine. Also, stay in your you know, desperation.
Speaker 1: I want to see a ghost.
Speaker 2: Oh shit, you're right. Wait wait wait ooh let me
Speaker 2: see this haunted doll. I can't wait. Maybe this spirit
Speaker 2: will jump into me. Yay, let's do it, do it? Okay, good,
Speaker 2: now we're safe, go ahead and do it.
Speaker 1: All right, it's time for a segment I like to
Speaker 1: call the dolls are living. So this doll does not
Speaker 1: have a name. She's got no bids currently twenty dollars, Jieha.
Speaker 1: Could you throw up the doll for us please?
Speaker 2: There we go Ooh well, okay, first off, this is
Speaker 2: clearly made in more modern times. Yes, those weird dark
Speaker 2: circles in the eyes you notice that?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like the doll has insomnia.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not good lighting for the doll.
Speaker 2: This one doesn't creep me out as badly as the
Speaker 2: one you showed me on my last appearance, because this
Speaker 2: doesn't have that weird antique the near. Yes, a lot
Speaker 2: of these dolls, they are clearly antique. A lot of
Speaker 2: them are handmade. This is clearly polyurethane rubber mass produced.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Why do they say this doll is haunted?
Speaker 1: Well, and this doll too, like beautiful eyes, she is
Speaker 1: Joe roganbald. Yeah, but this one allegedly has a demon.
Speaker 1: Oh so this person wrote, I got this doll from
Speaker 1: my friend who didn't know a demon's soul was attached.
Speaker 1: I cleaned up the doll not knowing and ended up
Speaker 1: making her mad. She scratched the shit out of my arm,
Speaker 1: but I made peace with her once I made her
Speaker 1: the dress that she's wearing. I would keep her, but
Speaker 1: she is not getting along with the other spirits in
Speaker 1: my home, and I need peace in the home. She
Speaker 1: seems to be understanding, but she needs respect. If you
Speaker 1: do not show her respect, I'm sure she will become
Speaker 1: your nightmare. So please only take her if you will
Speaker 1: take care of her properly.
Speaker 2: I gotta think a demon that chows that doll to
Speaker 2: hop into is not the most powerful or intelligent demon.
Speaker 2: There are creepier dolls that you can haunt. That is
Speaker 2: such a generic looking doll.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's the only doll they had.
Speaker 2: Maybe, but that would be like, how can I put this?
Speaker 2: That would be like haunting a cheesecake factory? Why, Like
Speaker 2: there are creepy old houses you can jump into. But
Speaker 2: you're right, maybe that's the only thing that this thing
Speaker 2: had available.
Speaker 1: That's a technique, though, you go where you're not expected.
Speaker 1: You know, maybe you'll get more results, maybe you'll scare more.
Speaker 1: But I don't know. I also think of it. I've
Speaker 1: made this comparison before. It's sort of like sometimes you
Speaker 1: see a sad video of a hermit crab that's now
Speaker 1: stuck in a seven up can because like that's all
Speaker 1: they had they didn't have a shell anywhere.
Speaker 2: Okay, ask your producer. There is either a picture or
Speaker 2: a video of a hermit crab, and all they had
Speaker 2: to use as a shell was a doll's head, like
Speaker 2: a baby doll head. And it is the creepiest goddamn
Speaker 2: thing you've ever seen. Creepy doll, but with crab legs
Speaker 2: coming out the bottom.
Speaker 1: How ironic that I just made that comparison?
Speaker 2: Yes, exactly.
Speaker 1: Gee, do you any chance have that?
Speaker 2: Yes? There it is?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Nope, nope. Honestly, it's kind of fabulous.
Speaker 1: It looks like the doll has like a really cool,
Speaker 1: like punk rock hair. Oh yeah, wait a minute, it's
Speaker 1: kind of orange.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what, I don't hate that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you look at it like that. It also
Speaker 1: kind of reminds me of that scene in It, the
Speaker 1: original one where they're like at the Chinese restaurant and
Speaker 1: they have fortune cookies and one of them is like
Speaker 1: a little.
Speaker 2: Or that scene in John Carpenter's The Thing where the
Speaker 2: shevered head suddenly sprouts legs and antenna and then walks away.
Speaker 1: Yes, well, Patten, can I play you some ghost voices?
Speaker 2: Oh? Yes, do it? It's time for evp.
Speaker 1: Or e ev pase. All right, Patton, you know how
Speaker 1: this works. I go to TikTok YouTube wherever or people
Speaker 1: can send them to me, and I find electronic voice
Speaker 1: phenomena alleged recordings of ghosts speaking, and I'm going to
Speaker 1: play you two of them. I want you to tell
Speaker 1: me what you think this ghost is saying, and then
Speaker 1: I'll give you some options, the correct answer being what
Speaker 1: the person that posts it believes it's saying. So this
Speaker 1: first one is from Sequaria Underscore Raven on TikTok okay,
Speaker 1: and it's at an abandoned school in Kentuck. Oh boy,
Speaker 1: all right, what is it saying?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: That is aggressive? Yeah, it's I'm gonna play it again.
Speaker 2: Oh wait a minute, I'll do it again. It's like,
Speaker 2: don't take yourself back, or don't take don't take that
Speaker 2: book back, like it's angry that something is being taken. Oh,
Speaker 2: or like the way that someone like is lecturing you.
Speaker 2: Don't you ever do? Like it has that rhythm to it,
Speaker 2: Yes it does.
Speaker 1: Well, here's some options. Okay, if that's not what they thought.
Speaker 1: Is it A. I said my name's Matt. Is it B?
Speaker 1: I just said that? C turn up the ther mustat
Speaker 1: or d I was gonna eat that. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 2: It's the second one. Yes, I just said that, Yes,
Speaker 2: I just said that.
Speaker 1: I hate that tone.
Speaker 2: It feels like the idea of that's a ghost or
Speaker 2: that's a spirit that's stuck in a moment, a loop
Speaker 2: of pure rage, and they're just going to relive that
Speaker 2: moment totally. That's when they exist forever.
Speaker 1: And I'm sure somebody was like, ooh, it's you know,
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's cold in here, and then the
Speaker 1: ghost was like, yeah, I just said that.
Speaker 2: Right, oh boy. And it sounds young. It sounds like
Speaker 2: a pissed off teenager. M imagine being a powdy teenager
Speaker 2: for eternity.
Speaker 1: I absolutely know what that's like. So here's another one.
Speaker 1: This is from at two seventy nine to four. Jess
Speaker 1: on TikTok. What is it say? It's way more whispered.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, hang on one more time, one more time.
Speaker 1: I don't like it because of how's like a It
Speaker 1: reminds me of like the Poulter guy, like when you're
Speaker 1: talking through the TV. It has like that layered thing
Speaker 1: to it. Wait, let me play it again.
Speaker 2: It sounds like it's saying exactly, this is.
Speaker 1: Going to be a new thing for the network.
Speaker 2: Exactly right, Oh that should be the.
Speaker 1: Well that's not what they believe.
Speaker 2: Okay, what are the options?
Speaker 1: Is that a oopsie shot? B? Hold on one sec? C?
Speaker 2: Who is that? Or D?
Speaker 1: And just like that? Maybe they have a subscription to Max.
Speaker 2: I think it's I think it's C. Who is that?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Who is that? Maybe? You know there's that theory
Speaker 2: that when we contact ghosts in a way, we're haunting
Speaker 2: them because it's someone time and they're hearing a weird voice.
Speaker 2: So that's someone in the future with a kind of
Speaker 2: Ouiji board or something like, who is that? What was
Speaker 2: that voice? I think that's what's going on.
Speaker 1: I hate it.
Speaker 2: Oh, I fucking love this. Well, how is this not
Speaker 2: a game show? All right? Anyway? Go ahead?
Speaker 1: Well not an EVP. Just one more quick little thing.
Speaker 1: Oh I just I'll throw out a couple of things.
Speaker 1: And I'm just curious if you have, you know, any
Speaker 1: anything to say about these things.
Speaker 2: Oh sure, sure.
Speaker 1: Superstitions.
Speaker 2: There's this great phrase superstition brings bad luck. Like in
Speaker 2: other words, if you follow a superstition, you are creating
Speaker 2: the structure to have, then bad luck hit you because
Speaker 2: you can't follow the structures of a superstition forever. In
Speaker 2: other words, bad luck doesn't exist until you put the
Speaker 2: superstition around it. So it's like when a when a
Speaker 2: ballplayer is in a pennant race and the wins the
Speaker 2: first game. So it's like, Okay, I'm not changing these socks.
Speaker 2: Then the socks create the condition that Okay, well then
Speaker 2: if you change the socks, then you're you're destroyed. I
Speaker 2: take a reverse view of superstition. If you bring rituals in,
Speaker 2: superstition follows them.
Speaker 1: So do you have superstitions?
Speaker 2: I do, and I'd rather not talk about them. No,
Speaker 2: you don't have to, but I do have them.
Speaker 1: But so you do believe in that sort of thing,
Speaker 1: and you.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, I mean superstition is rubbing shoulders with OCD.
Speaker 2: I think it's just another version of it. OCD is
Speaker 2: the scientific name we put onto superstition, and a lot
Speaker 2: of superstition is about It's like when you don't tell
Speaker 2: anyone your mantra if you meditate. So I just I
Speaker 2: feel like if I reveal what the superstition is, then
Speaker 2: that gives bad luck free range to do whatever the
Speaker 2: fuck it wants. It makes the It makes the rituals powerless.
Speaker 1: Which is a superstition in itself.
Speaker 2: Which is an another fucking super goddamn it.
Speaker 1: Raz You're right, yeah, fuck if I'm up for a
Speaker 1: job or something, I'm like, you can't tell anyone, it'll
Speaker 1: ruin it or whatever.
Speaker 2: Yes, I don't want to jinx it to you. Hang out.
Speaker 2: You also have superstitious structures and rituals.
Speaker 1: Filled filled to the brim with superstitions. And there's certain
Speaker 1: things like before I go on stage, like I just
Speaker 1: gotta I always have to do it. Oh yeah, but
Speaker 1: I try not to do like something where like my
Speaker 1: lucky underwear or whatever. I try not to do like
Speaker 1: that kind of a thing because like what if I
Speaker 1: didn't have it, Oh my god, like then I'll panic exactly.
Speaker 1: So it's more like mental things or like little things
Speaker 1: that I can do, or like not saying certain things
Speaker 1: like that I'm up for a job or whatever. Like
Speaker 1: it's more like that.
Speaker 2: It doesn't have to do with any object that you
Speaker 2: have to have with you, because that leads to disaster.
Speaker 2: I feel like an object always gets forgotten.
Speaker 1: That's the thing.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: Oh, I do have a Lucky Ring. Oh really Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I like to tell my because I know that
Speaker 1: thing that you had said, and I like to think
Speaker 1: if I don't have it, I still I still have
Speaker 1: whatever the power within me. Yeah. Wait, so I saw
Speaker 1: you went to Stonehenge. Do you have any paranormal theories
Speaker 1: about that?
Speaker 2: My god, there are so many paranormal theories about Stonehenge
Speaker 2: that it is a weird much like the Pyramids. It's
Speaker 2: a power focusing point. I guess. Other people say that
Speaker 2: it has to do with how they told time or
Speaker 2: the sun. Again, I don't know enough about it. I
Speaker 2: do know we had just missed the winter solstice. We
Speaker 2: were there. It was after Christmas that we went there,
Speaker 2: and our tour guy was like, yeah, if you'd been
Speaker 2: here on the twenty first, every it is. This is
Speaker 2: the biggest freak magnet on the planet. They come from
Speaker 2: miles around and you just missed it. No, No, I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: that's wrong. We were there on the twentieth and we
Speaker 2: could see all of the camper vans and caravans were
Speaker 2: lining up, and our tour guy was like, if you
Speaker 2: stayed another day tomorrow, it gets insane out here for
Speaker 2: the spring and autumn. Equinox and the summer and winter
Speaker 2: solstice that's when Stonehenge goes nuts.
Speaker 1: I want to do that. That sos fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I don't know enough about Stonehenge and lay
Speaker 2: lines and all that stuff, but I do know that
Speaker 2: it was its significant pagan And again, you got to
Speaker 2: watch that documentary. I think it's called Woodland's Dark and
Speaker 2: Days Bewitched.
Speaker 1: Yes, but did you feel a vibe?
Speaker 2: No? Because I was so jet lagged, and so I
Speaker 2: think that's what kept me off of any kind of vibe.
Speaker 2: I have felt weird vibes places. Again, never been haunted,
Speaker 2: but I've been places where I'm like, clearly, something fucked
Speaker 2: up has happened here. Like I got a background tour
Speaker 2: of Alcatraz once and I was like, this is like bad.
Speaker 2: The architecture itself is designed to affect you men to
Speaker 2: lee and physically totally. And whoever designed Alcatraz was a sadist.
Speaker 1: I was just thinking, like it would be such an
Speaker 1: interesting study or whatever to like be blindfolded and put
Speaker 1: in a place and knowing it's Alcatraz or knowing whatever.
Speaker 1: I'm sure that effects, right, But I wonder, you know,
Speaker 1: just going to a place if any of us can
Speaker 1: be like, it feels like something bad happened here. You know,
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, We've all been places where there like, okay, something
Speaker 2: shitty went down here.
Speaker 1: Oh totally. There's certain places I've performed sometimes where I'm like,
Speaker 1: what is this vibe?
Speaker 2: I'm actually about to go down to San Diego for
Speaker 2: the Comic Con later this month, and there's a big
Speaker 2: hotel there called the Hotel Coronado, which you will famously
Speaker 2: remember from Some Like It hot It's where Joey Brown
Speaker 2: and all of Joey Ross and all of the bachelors
Speaker 2: are waiting to hook up with young women.
Speaker 1: Oh, I know all about it.
Speaker 2: And the Coronado is supposed to be crazy haunted, and
Speaker 2: people who never had ghost encounters still go there and go, oh,
Speaker 2: there's a vibe something went down there.
Speaker 1: You know what. One time, this was in my early twenties,
Speaker 1: I was dating an older gentleman and he was like,
Speaker 1: I got the weekend free. We could go anywhere where
Speaker 1: do you want to go? And I was like, Hotel
Speaker 1: the Cornett.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 1: We went and there was no ghosts, but there is
Speaker 1: a room that is like the haunted Room. The woman
Speaker 1: that haunts the place. I want to say. Her name
Speaker 1: is Kate Morgan. I think it was her name. Anyway,
Speaker 1: maybe you can request to go into the room something
Speaker 1: for some content so you can come back.
Speaker 2: You got to start taking this on the road and
Speaker 2: do like live shows or like a live broadcast.
Speaker 1: Don't you worry it's all in the plane.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, well what about you?
Speaker 1: That's about it. But what's going on with you? What
Speaker 1: do you want people to know?
Speaker 2: It's already been out a month. My new trade paper
Speaker 2: are Back Minor Threats, collecting the first four issues of
Speaker 2: my dark Horse comic. Minor Threats, is available in comic
Speaker 2: bookstores and bookstores. I hope you buy it at a
Speaker 2: comic bookstore or bookstore. If you got to buy it online,
Speaker 2: go to bookshop dot org. And then in about a
Speaker 2: month from now, I'll be announcing my fall tour, new dates,
Speaker 2: new cities, so stay tuned for that. oOoOO yeah, it's
Speaker 2: all coming.
Speaker 1: This is amazing. Thank you so much, Patten Roz.
Speaker 2: As always, this is fascinating, horrifying, very uncomfortable. Please have
Speaker 2: me back in a few months.
Speaker 1: I would want nothing more. Thank you so much. To
Speaker 1: Baton Oswald. I hope to have more conversations with him
Speaker 1: and all kinds of guests very soon. Next week. I
Speaker 1: will be back. You know what I like. I always
Speaker 1: appreciate when people send me that they heard some celebrity
Speaker 1: talked about their ghost experience or someone that they like.
Speaker 1: I like suggestions. I like you know, people go, hey,
Speaker 1: have you ever talked to this person or that person?
Speaker 1: I love that kind of stuff. Funny people, cool people,
Speaker 1: you get the vibe. You see what it is. If
Speaker 1: you have any of those, you know, send it to
Speaker 1: my Gmail or tag me on Instagram or something like that.
Speaker 1: You know how to find me. All right, I'll be
Speaker 1: back next week. I love you all, both living and dead.
Speaker 1: But if I didn't ask you to haunt me, don't
Speaker 1: haunt me. Hey By, this has been an exactly right production.
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Speaker 1: read stories out loud and sometimes I'll even call you,
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Speaker 1: My senior producer is the startling Jiha Lee. Associate producer
Speaker 1: is the alarming Alex Chief. This episode was mixed and
Speaker 1: sound designed by the eery Edson Choi. My guest booker
Speaker 1: is the petrifying Patrick Kuttner. Additional production support from the
Speaker 1: hair raising Hannah Kyle Crighton. My theme music is by
Speaker 1: the spine chilling Brendan Lynch Salomon. Artwork by the Spooky
Speaker 1: Vanessa Lilac. Photography by the terrifying Elizabeth Karen. Executive produced
Speaker 1: by the chilling Karen Kilgareth, the Spooky Georgia hart Stark,
Speaker 1: and the frightening Danielle Kramer