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Speaker 1: All right, Jay is here.

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Speaker 2: Yes, you wrote another book. You said it was a

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Speaker 2: twenty eighth one, Steve.

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Speaker 3: Probably this book is really home hitting and everybody can

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Speaker 3: relate to this. The name of this book is called

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Speaker 3: if You're the only one in the house working, damn it.

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Speaker 2: These are the rules. That's the name of the book. Okay,

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Speaker 2: if you don't.

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Speaker 3: If you're the only one in the house working, you

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Speaker 3: can change the channel. Don't matter what nobody else is watching.

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Speaker 3: If they say I'm watching that, you can say I'm

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Speaker 3: paying for that, so you can change.

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Speaker 2: The damn chune a great feeling. I'm the only one

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Speaker 2: in the house working. My new book. Chapter this is

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Speaker 2: chapter thirteen.

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Speaker 3: You only only you, Since you're working, only you get

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Speaker 3: to use the good towels.

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Speaker 2: You don't have a job.

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Speaker 3: You use them rough ass towns the value behind them.

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I'm the.

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Speaker 1: Only one the wall with the holes in it.

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Speaker 2: But those are the ones you ass.

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Speaker 4: Tie the wars we keep under the sink. Then where

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Speaker 4: your towels at?

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Speaker 3: Yes, that's where your towels and minor fluffy soft.

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Speaker 4: And naked turtle lie salt and tidy bowl and two

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Speaker 4: extra rolls of toilets.

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Speaker 2: Love it you love it, love it?

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Speaker 1: Go ahead.

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Speaker 3: If you're the only one working in the house, you

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Speaker 3: set the curfew as to when people can come in.

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Speaker 3: I may or may not give you a key, Okay,

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Speaker 3: I may or may not.

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Speaker 1: Damn if you have a clock, all these jones is locked.

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Speaker 2: That's what I'm seve read.

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Speaker 1: I'm not getting up. Yeah, I'm gonna ask you no

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Speaker 1: dough balls?

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Speaker 2: Thank you?

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Speaker 4: Did those lock at twelve? Matter of fact, soon did

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Speaker 4: the news go off? I'm going to fuck up.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to be it.

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Speaker 2: Thank you. Here's another chapter. This is a lung chapter.

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Speaker 3: If you have if I allow you to have a pet,

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Speaker 3: I don't need to see him. I don't need to

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Speaker 3: hear him, and I don't need to smell him.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I don't.

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Speaker 3: I need to know that that pet is not in

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Speaker 3: the damn house.

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Speaker 1: Well, your ass is down to fish, thank you.

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Speaker 4: They're gonna be coming here with no damn bunny rabbits.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, cat you dogs, they hubbles.

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Speaker 4: I'm not gonna be watching nothing running around on no wheel.

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Speaker 4: You can have a fish, and his ass got to be.

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Speaker 1: In the corner.

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Speaker 2: If I feel like you should have a fish. All

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Speaker 2: this is very important that.

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Speaker 3: I will have my own and I'm gonna count the

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Speaker 3: little sections, my very own roll of toilet paper that

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Speaker 3: will not be touched.

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Speaker 4: Okay, damn my role, my damn it, that's my rolesdroom

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Speaker 4: into the bathroom and back with me.

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Speaker 3: Thank you if you don't touch. Yeah what what I'm counting?

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Speaker 1: Squash what them ragged ass tiles is fault?

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Speaker 3: Use them, race them out and dry them out and

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Speaker 3: hang them up.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, rancher, So Jay, this isn't all in your new book,

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Speaker 2: my brand new work. I'm the only one working in

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Speaker 2: this house. These are the rules.

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Speaker 1: Damn it.

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Speaker 2: Number one hits another chapter of this chapter sixteen.

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Speaker 3: If I allow you to have a side hustle in

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Speaker 3: that house, meaning you're doing hair, you're doing hell, you're

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Speaker 3: sitting on a personal trainer, I get a cut and.

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Speaker 2: Expressly if you sell it weed especial, you sell fifty

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Speaker 2: fitty half fit it fit half whatever. Yeah over a

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Speaker 2: half stock half hey.

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Speaker 4: J Yeah, Yeah, I like chapter number or thirty two.

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Speaker 2: Oh what I like that? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: But its name of this chapter is because I said so.

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Speaker 2: Uh huh, this is the chapels like your parents.

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Speaker 4: Because I said so, anybody ask a question in this

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Speaker 4: damn house right refer to chapter thirty two.

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Speaker 1: Damn it because I said said.

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Speaker 4: So that's it.

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Speaker 2: It's another another chapter, chapter, chapter forty. This is good chapter, Steve.

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Speaker 1: How many chapters in the book.

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Speaker 4: Oh oh, this is a big book, about about one

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Speaker 4: hundred and eighteen.

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Speaker 2: Forty.

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Speaker 3: It says, if I go to bed early, I go

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Speaker 3: to bed early. Everybody goes to bed early.

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no, we all go to

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Speaker 2: bed at this. I don't have to be in the

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Speaker 2: bed hearing you up. Look what you up for? What

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Speaker 2: you up for? Night person, You ain't got to go

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Speaker 2: to what I go to bed? You go to bed?

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Speaker 4: Okay, going the wall too, but the TVs go off? Yes, no, no,

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna let you do your last one. But man,

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Speaker 4: I want to thank you for chapter sixty four.

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Speaker 2: What you got me.

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Speaker 4: When I'm sitting on the tarlet, I like the door open,

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Speaker 4: Do not pull it shut. You're skidding me, right, you're

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Speaker 4: kidding me right back, Chapter sixty four. I'm sitting on

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Speaker 4: the tarlet, I like the door open.

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Speaker 5: I need to see you're not in my house. Walk

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Speaker 5: past and pull it shut. I'm shutting the house. No,

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Speaker 5: you're not shutting nothing. I'm shutting the door. If you're

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Speaker 5: in there using the bathroom with.

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Speaker 1: Door your chap, No you won't, you.

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Speaker 2: Won't be there. Yeah you're not. You got.

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Speaker 1: This is you don't pay for dog.

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Speaker 3: When I wake up in the morning to go to work,

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Speaker 3: I can make as much damn noise as.

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Speaker 2: I want to make.

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Speaker 1: Y'all say a damn thing.

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Speaker 2: Don't be shshing me.

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Speaker 1: Now.

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Speaker 4: What you need to do is get some work. Now,

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Speaker 4: that's what you need to do. But you can't get

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Speaker 4: out this house because you ain't got nowhere else to go.

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Speaker 2: Mister Tom Now when you wake up, no, hell don't know.

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Speaker 2: I ain't keeping good Jay's new book. If you're the

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Speaker 2: only one working in the house. Uh this heavy. You're

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Speaker 2: listening hard Morning Show