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Speaker 1: The Jebils Show on demand, Jebils Dirty Little Secret. It's

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Speaker 1: time for your dirty little secret. Remember text in at

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Speaker 1: four one oh six one. If you have a dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret, you can tell us anything whatever you want.

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Speaker 1: Nobody will know it's you. We keep everybody anonymous. We

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Speaker 1: don't even ask what your name is. That's why everybody

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Speaker 1: gets a fake name when they call in to tell

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Speaker 1: us a dirty little secret. So you're safe to just

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Speaker 1: feel that TL over everybody's lay out, Yeah, and so

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Speaker 1: on the phone right now, I'll tell us a dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret. Is somebody I don't know their real name,

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Speaker 1: but we'll give him a fake name. I'll say an

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Speaker 1: actual name, then Alex free Ash will say an adjective,

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Speaker 1: and then Englishman will say it nown and that will

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Speaker 1: be the name of the person on the phone. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: on the phone right now is Tom Inquisitive Banana. It's

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Speaker 1: the thing. Yeah, good, okay, I'm Inquisitive Banana on the

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Speaker 1: phone for a dirty little secret. How's it going, I'm

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Speaker 1: going it's going good. How are you guys doing good? Good?

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Speaker 1: So what's your dirty little secret? Okay, my dirty little secret?

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Speaker 1: It's pretty raunchy, all right. Let me tell you a bone. Okay, well,

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Speaker 1: so my freaking uncle has been cheating on my freaking

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Speaker 1: aunt and I just found out. Oh that sucks. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it sucks. But it's also like, what the hell's wrong

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Speaker 1: with you? Like this is the third time he's done

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Speaker 1: this way? What's wrong with your aunt? Why is not

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Speaker 1: leaving him? Seriously, she's like old school, you know, like

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Speaker 1: the keep you marrits together blah blah blah, marriage vows. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you don't care, so why should you? Would you? Guys? Anyway,

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Speaker 1: So let me just let me get get into it.

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Speaker 1: Let me tell you what happened. So I go over

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Speaker 1: to their house the other day. We're getting ready to

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Speaker 1: have dinner, and um, like a buffoon, Like if you're

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Speaker 1: gonna cheat, don't leave your phone out like hello, But

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Speaker 1: he's already been caught twice, so he probably thinks like whatever. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: at this point he's like whatever, she's cool, I'll keep

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Speaker 1: doing it anyways. So he so I go check. I

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Speaker 1: go through his phone, and I go through his like

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Speaker 1: hidden photos, hidden like you know, folder in his phone.

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Speaker 1: Like he he thinks he's so cool, like so dumb.

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Speaker 1: So I find the grossest picture of him and like

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Speaker 1: this lady that he goes to work with and they're

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Speaker 1: naked in the bed. Oh what really? He's got? That

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Speaker 1: one is hidden? Did you show your aunt? I haven't

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Speaker 1: showed her yet. I don't know what they took it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what'd you do with that? I've been well, of course

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Speaker 1: I screenshotted and send it to myself. The do you

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Speaker 1: know if you're on did your aunt ever give him

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Speaker 1: like an ultimating him and say like, hey, one more

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Speaker 1: time and you're done? The fourth time? Is it? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Four time? Yeah, that's what she told me. She told him,

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Speaker 1: she said the last time, like, this is it. I'm

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Speaker 1: not taking back anymore. You need to get out of

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Speaker 1: my house. This is disgusting. You're disgusting. Yeah, but I

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Speaker 1: guarantee you he doesn't believe I guarantee you he doesn't

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Speaker 1: believe her. Yeah, exactly what you know. He doesn't believe

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Speaker 1: her though, because if he's been alright at this point,

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Speaker 1: one time, I think could be too much, right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you should probably drop someone after the year. One time,

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Speaker 1: but okay, maybe maybe for some reason, you go, all right,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you one more chance. They do it twice, Definitely,

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Speaker 1: they should be clipped three times now is your fault,

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Speaker 1: and they're not even going to think four time matters

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Speaker 1: even if you give him ultimum. There's be like, dude,

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Speaker 1: you've told me you're gonna leave me three times now

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Speaker 1: because I've cheated on you. I'm gonna keep going exactly. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you took the words about out of my mouth. I

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Speaker 1: was gonna say, first time, shame on you, Second time,

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Speaker 1: shame on you, kind of shame on me. Third time.

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Speaker 1: It's completely my fault. Like, yeah, I feel bad, like

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Speaker 1: she's so stupid, Like I don't know what's wrong with her,

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Speaker 1: But she's not so stupid. It's just that, you know,

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Speaker 1: she's in a hard situation and has a sucky wife

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Speaker 1: no husband. Oh, he's definitely in a hard situation, that's

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Speaker 1: for sure. Yeah, you should just blow him up, you know,

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Speaker 1: because I guarantee that she wants to leave him. Probably

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Speaker 1: every day she wants to leave him. That's a stressful

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Speaker 1: life too, to be with someone that you know has

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Speaker 1: done that before you can't trust them ever. Again, that's

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Speaker 1: a lot of stress. She probably wants to leave for

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Speaker 1: whatever reason she can't, but you should, literally, I don't

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Speaker 1: know if you have any money in the bank, put

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Speaker 1: up a thing in towns in Times Square, like a

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Speaker 1: billboard of the picture. Sure, o man, and then put

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Speaker 1: a number on it for your aunt so that everybody

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Speaker 1: can text her and say you should leave this dude,

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Speaker 1: or just blackmail. You could do some muction. Everybody can

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Speaker 1: use some muction money. That's not everybody. Yeah, well if yeah,

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Speaker 1: I forgot to ask that question first. Does he have money?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they're pretty well off. Oh blackmail, that's but

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Speaker 1: that's another thing I was thinking too, because they're so

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Speaker 1: well off, maybe she like doesn't care anymore. Like maybe

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Speaker 1: she's like, whatever, you're gonna die and I'm gonna get

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Speaker 1: all this money. Anyways. Yeah, maybe she's doing her own

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Speaker 1: thing on the side too. She blackmail, blackmail, do the

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Speaker 1: blackmail first, don't know the blackmail first? I think, Okay,

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Speaker 1: do that. That's all motto on this show. All right, Well,

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Speaker 1: thank you for telling us your little secret. Thanks guys,

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