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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy. This guests those

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Speaker 1: pull scrape for KP for one final time. That's right

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Speaker 1: back on the next episode. What's Gone? I get to

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Speaker 1: put out the past year. So I've been fun guys.

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Speaker 1: Maybe I'll see you. Uh, let's meet everybody, shall we?

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Speaker 1: James Heney, James, You've got a free day and a

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Speaker 1: hundred grand that you have to spend, sort of like

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Speaker 1: Cruiser's millions. What do you do? I have a free day.

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Speaker 1: I was a hundred thousand dollars. I don't know how

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Speaker 1: it's like the plans I have taken for the day, Cole.

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Speaker 1: But I'm gonna put forth all the money I can

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Speaker 1: to get like, uh, one of those fallout shelter type things.

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Speaker 1: And once I have that fallout children, I think they're

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Speaker 1: only like a hundred grand. I think they're less than that. Actually,

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Speaker 1: I'll figure out where to put it later. But I

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Speaker 1: want to secure like one of those things that you

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Speaker 1: would eventually find some because you can bury that in

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Speaker 1: the mountains, you can bury it anywhere and have a

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Speaker 1: into getting the best fallout shelter I can get. Wow,

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Speaker 1: that's what I expected it. I mean, shelter. I'm not

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Speaker 1: a doomsday prepper. I'm just an efficient liver. Like I

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Speaker 1: want to get I'm not a doomsday prepper. I don't

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Speaker 1: think it's changed here. If we give you a hundred

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Speaker 1: thousand dollars today, the first thing you do shelter a

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Speaker 1: hundred thousand dollars. That's a lot of money. I've never

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Speaker 1: seen a hundred thousand dollars. Yeah. His point is you

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Speaker 1: immediately go to spend it like not like I don't

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Speaker 1: know how. I don't know how else I get through

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Speaker 1: that whole hundred thousand dollars in a day, like going

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Speaker 1: to David Busters. Like it's gonna be hard, get of

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Speaker 1: that money before the trader can disappear. Yeah, it's not.

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Speaker 1: It's not David. It's not David Busters or a fallout shelter.

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Speaker 1: I need to find something they can dunk all that money.

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Speaker 1: Go buy you and your wife a new car. First

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Speaker 1: of all, made a down payment on a thousand dollar car. Hold,

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Speaker 1: do you don't million dollars? You're saying ten million dollars

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Speaker 1: und dollars is very but I've never seen a hundred

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Speaker 1: cords close to eight. Kidding, those don't look like very

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Speaker 1: nice cars. I love that. It's he hasn't seen hundred

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Speaker 1: thousand dollars. No, No, he's saying you can get to

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Speaker 1: for eighty tho dollars. All right, Well I'm gonna goney, guys,

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Speaker 1: it's because because he hasn't seen the money. Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: can't understand. This is a great dude, I need to

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Speaker 1: make bank and have you in charge of my finances.

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Speaker 1: I need to have Well, my guesses, you have more

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Speaker 1: than twenty four hours to deal with your money. If

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Speaker 1: I don't know you're you're in charge of me to

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Speaker 1: help me. Well, I know you paid a million dollars

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Speaker 1: and I bought you ten fallout shelters. I didn't know

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Speaker 1: what else to do. Good. That's a good at all. Right.

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Speaker 1: Next up, it's Jackie Gonzalez to Ruthie. Jackie, what candy

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Speaker 1: is total bullshit? Neco wafers disgusting their trash. That's that

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Speaker 1: they're total bullshit. No one's enjoint. Give me a Tom's.

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Speaker 1: I enjoy a Tom's more and that guy. But I'm

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Speaker 1: so sorry, I'm so I mean, I would never That's okay.

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Speaker 1: I love Twizzlers are my favorite candy, and a lot

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Speaker 1: of people are grossed op by that great twizzler. N Up,

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Speaker 1: it's Chris Alvarado. Chris, what place are kind of place?

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Speaker 1: Totally relaxes you um sitting in um in the theater

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Speaker 1: waiting for a play to start, like the Almondson or

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Speaker 1: like the tour. I love walking in and being seated

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Speaker 1: seeing like the dark the dark set. It hasn't been lit. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean there's a curtain. I just nothing feels better

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Speaker 1: I fucking love that feeling. Now that I answered that quickly, James,

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Speaker 1: I cannot believe your answer, dude. I cannot believe if

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Speaker 1: just just really quick, do you think two things? Do

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Speaker 1: you think a hundred thousand dollars is a lot of money?

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Speaker 1: And do you think it is a lot of money?

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Speaker 1: It's a lot of money. Cannot take that away from him.

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Speaker 1: I can't. I can't. One day is a lot of money. Listen, jewels, jewels, jewel.

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Speaker 1: The singer her mother stole a hundred million dollars from

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Speaker 1: years that Jewel wasn't even aware of. Jewel has so

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Speaker 1: much money. Well, but then she was in debt after that.

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Speaker 1: My point is, you can a hundred thousand dollars, isn't

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Speaker 1: So I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, that's a very

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Speaker 1: it's very easy to get rid of it. It's not

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Speaker 1: just your It is true to get rid of it,

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Speaker 1: but it's still a lot of them. If I had

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Speaker 1: of nowhere and live like a king. Thinking for the days,

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Speaker 1: I was like, oh, go, I'll fly to Spain and

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Speaker 1: then go to a nice restaurant, and then fly to

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Speaker 1: New York and then go question. The answer I thought

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Speaker 1: was gonna happen. To invest it, right, it's snooze can

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Speaker 1: and use it as a down payment on a house

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Speaker 1: and start That's what I was saying. But it's when

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Speaker 1: I when I when he's investing in his he has

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Speaker 1: no land, he has no land. That's land, guys, in

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Speaker 1: twenty four hours. You know how difficult it would be

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Speaker 1: find that's good. You can do that, find the land,

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Speaker 1: the funk out of here. Go buy a Bentley. You'll

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Speaker 1: still need more money. You can't even you can't even

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Speaker 1: afford it Bentley. But you don't want to sleep in

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Speaker 1: it Bentley. So let's check you with everybody. Sorry, Creig,

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Speaker 1: Sorry Joey, you don't produce this episode. Creigt cows game. Craig,

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Speaker 1: you've got an hour to grab lunch with any screenwriter,

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Speaker 1: living or dead. Who do you choose? And don't use

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Speaker 1: that time to buy a bomb shelter. I guess, uh,

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Speaker 1: Dorothy Parker would be fun, Like she wouldn't spend that

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Speaker 1: a couple of drinks and uh, I'd get a bunch

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Speaker 1: of uh what equips. I mean, the drinks are pretty

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Speaker 1: pricey at the Algonquin, But otherwise I like that plane. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Speaking you go back there, but you don't bring her

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Speaker 1: you what will that Finally, Joey Greer, Joey, I hear

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Speaker 1: next World's Fair, because they definitely do those. Now, still,

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Speaker 1: what is it? I'm not gonna answer that, James. You

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Speaker 1: You need land, alright. The only thing they're not making

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Speaker 1: more of. Amen, you can get the thing is you

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Speaker 1: You can get a side of a mountain. That's good

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Speaker 1: to know. But you didn't do it. You didn't do it.

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Speaker 1: That's my point. You need to get the land first. Okay.

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Speaker 1: You need to know where you're right, what the terrain is.

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Speaker 1: Can you dig there? You gotta know the stuff better

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Speaker 1: than what would have happened. Okay, So I guess I

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Speaker 1: was wrong with my answer. Thank you. You gonna have

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Speaker 1: a jewel level wealth. I'm listening to her book or

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Speaker 1: who wrote, Hello, Alchemists. I just listened to an episode

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Speaker 1: guys are amazing. Anyway, my scene suggestion involved one of

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Speaker 1: Hopefully you know what I'm referring to my suggestion. Braddy

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Speaker 1: tween runs for president. Thanks Scott from Seattle, and we

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Speaker 1: just we just calm down, for God's sakes. You can't

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Speaker 1: get everything you want to understand that. It's like you're

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Speaker 1: a guy named president United States. I could be. No,

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Speaker 1: you couldn't. If they changed the constitution, I could be.

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Speaker 1: You can be anything he wants to be. Okay, he's

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Speaker 1: got a point. You can't legally America. This is America, Brad,

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Speaker 1: you know, Brad? God, Yeah, you know what. I'm glad.

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Speaker 1: I'm not your dad. Okay, I'm glad. You're ill my

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Speaker 1: dad to Brad. You know what. I want to go

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Speaker 1: fighting here and I don't like it. Okay, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: you know that. Why don't we just drive out there. Well,

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Speaker 1: it's only a couple of miles. And in this next room,

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Speaker 1: we're very excited. We have the Declaration of Independence. Geez,

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Speaker 1: when is it going to get the goud damn constitution?

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Speaker 1: You know what? Let me high. I think he is high.

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Speaker 1: You're more like than you think. But are you high? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I'm a little high. We up? What's up? What do

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Speaker 1: you need? What's up? He's not even my son isn't

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Speaker 1: This isn't my real son, just so you know. Okay,

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Speaker 1: but he's not my real dad. Yeah, like constitution is

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Speaker 1: that in the Library of Congress would be the Library

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Speaker 1: of Congress. It's here, Yeah, it's here. Can you take

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Speaker 1: out so you can see it. Please here, put on

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Speaker 1: these gloves. Put on this white gloves. Please. I'm not

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Speaker 1: putting on ship. He's not, but neither of mine. For

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Speaker 1: I'll put the clubs on. I'll put the clubs on. Okay,

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Speaker 1: thank you. Now I'm gonna open up this class case

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Speaker 1: and there it is. Oh my, that's the Constitution right there.

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Speaker 1: You have to be thirty five years old to be president.

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Speaker 1: That's that's my that's my fucking point. That's my fucking point. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you can't be president. But what if we scratched out

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Speaker 1: the Are you kidding me? Are you kidding? We are

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Speaker 1: not gonna get ice cream with that kind of ship

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Speaker 1: is now, we are going to get ice cream. This

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Speaker 1: is the official who cares ship. And you're right, Brad,

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Speaker 1: We're not getting ice cream because we're getting gelato. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: no, no no, I'm not gonna get that crap. I'm getting

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Speaker 1: the real I'm getting. Tell, okay, blow up the candles.

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Speaker 1: There's fifteen of them. Fine, there we go, they're blown out.

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Speaker 1: I'm fifteen Jesus Christ. Not even your birthday party, got

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Speaker 1: damn it. You know you blew up the road. You're

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Speaker 1: such a selfish piece of ship. You know that, you

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Speaker 1: nothing to do with Donna. Donna, did you make a wish?

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Speaker 1: Nice line, which, Brad, Oh, nice language, nice, nice lange.

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Speaker 1: I know, I just get that. My candidates fighting? Wait?

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Speaker 1: you're running, mate, I'm potdering my choices, deke. Okay, there's

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Speaker 1: You attack the candidate, didn't attack. The school is not

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Speaker 1: we're not gonna put the brad lad. I'm a brad Lad. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm a brad Lad. Brah bruise. Oh my goodness, Jesus Christ, Mr.

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Speaker 1: You're paying for this new test alright, members of the media,

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Brad. Just to be clear, I want to

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Speaker 1: That's what's going on. I want the primary, Brad. But

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Speaker 1: Will be in the room, but you will be vice president.

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to be vice president. Okay, you're still

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Speaker 1: not be your dad. I'm going with Deek my heart. Mom. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Brad conceded he was going to be his Ronnie's running mate.

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Speaker 1: I get them make me tickle pink? I don't know

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Speaker 1: if you know that. That's a sixty extra charge. But

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Speaker 1: the presidential debate. The election, you idiot, election election. We

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Speaker 1: Are you voting for Ronnie? That's what I know. That's

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Speaker 1: It's me I want I'm the adult. Third party Green

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Speaker 1: Party took it over. Mr Clarkson is now the new

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Speaker 1: president of the United States. Everybody, you have a good night?

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Speaker 1: C two is from Alchemyniac Peaker, who wrote they use

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Speaker 1: people that are there, right, yeah, thanks Jesus. Wait, you're

414
00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:01,080
Speaker 1: not just a guy that has a beard and long

415
00:26:01,119 --> 00:26:06,480
Speaker 1: hair right wearing a weird robe. I am all those things,

416
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:13,040
Speaker 1: are you? I mean it shouldn't surprise me, but are you, Jesus,

417
00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:19,560
Speaker 1: I'm walking away. I'm walking away. Oh damn it, so

418
00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:26,400
Speaker 1: lonely putting these candles out here by myself. Hey father, Oh,

419
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:30,000
Speaker 1: I know that you're not open yet, but always open

420
00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:33,000
Speaker 1: for you. Come on in. Thanks, um, if you help

421
00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:35,840
Speaker 1: these candles, I'm happy to help. Oh my gosh, yes,

422
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,800
Speaker 1: please please here. Each one of these goes on one

423
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:41,840
Speaker 1: of those holders. And don't like it because that's an

424
00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:49,120
Speaker 1: adult job. Okay, I just like this, right, just like that, Okay, awesome.

425
00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:50,960
Speaker 1: I just want to say, like, I know that you're

426
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:54,520
Speaker 1: it's been kind of slow lately, that the crowds are dwindling,

427
00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:59,359
Speaker 1: but I think it's football season you Yeah, I get it, um,

428
00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:01,399
Speaker 1: But I just I just wanted to let you know

429
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:04,120
Speaker 1: that I thought you had a great set last Sunday.

430
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:09,320
Speaker 1: Thank you. I just I just wish I could sermonize

431
00:27:09,359 --> 00:27:12,439
Speaker 1: like you do. And and I'm just wondering if you

432
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:16,080
Speaker 1: have any tips. You know what the tip is just

433
00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:18,280
Speaker 1: to get doing it. What if I let you do

434
00:27:18,359 --> 00:27:24,000
Speaker 1: the opening sermon today? Really? Yeah, you could sermonize tight.

435
00:27:24,359 --> 00:27:26,359
Speaker 1: We'll give you a Type five and then I'll do

436
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:30,439
Speaker 1: my sermonizing. That would be amazing, Father, I would love that.

437
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:35,679
Speaker 1: All right, Well then, uh, I guess as soon as

438
00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:38,080
Speaker 1: people sit down and get ready, that will be good

439
00:27:38,119 --> 00:27:41,120
Speaker 1: to go. Oh, I'm sorry, I don't mean to throw

440
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:44,480
Speaker 1: into this. You've got something that you'd like to talk about, right, yeah,

441
00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:46,600
Speaker 1: I mean it's a little dated. I wrote it a

442
00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:50,880
Speaker 1: long time ago. Well, so sur Bible. You know, I'm

443
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:56,480
Speaker 1: happy to give it a shot. Yes, please please do Okay,

444
00:27:56,680 --> 00:28:01,200
Speaker 1: the congregation has been seated. Um, there is a real

445
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:07,119
Speaker 1: strong presence this this morning, Father, A real real devil

446
00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:12,200
Speaker 1: presents this morning. Yeah. Did anything happened here this morning

447
00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:15,880
Speaker 1: when you were setting up? Well, there was a couple

448
00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:19,439
Speaker 1: of people that were waiting early. One was six six

449
00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:25,440
Speaker 1: and then the other was probably that. Yeah, it sounds

450
00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:29,920
Speaker 1: like Satan was something this morning. But Jesus was also here,

451
00:28:30,119 --> 00:28:34,880
Speaker 1: but I think I disappointed him. Oh well, I here's

452
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:38,960
Speaker 1: what I'm thinking. I'm thinking, Uh, the fate of this,

453
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:43,880
Speaker 1: of this, I'm so starting to right these are you

454
00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:50,080
Speaker 1: the priest here? Yeah, I gotta do a quick confession. Please,

455
00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:55,080
Speaker 1: it's not usually it's I'll step out, do you mind? Okay,

456
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:58,040
Speaker 1: close the door? Come on? If we do it with

457
00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:02,480
Speaker 1: the partition, so you don't know who I am, I

458
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:05,760
Speaker 1: if that makes you feel more comfortable to what I

459
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:07,480
Speaker 1: didn't want you to know who I am for what

460
00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:12,400
Speaker 1: I'm about day. Okay, that's fair, that's fair. Um, well,

461
00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:15,160
Speaker 1: how about this, I'll just cover my eyes. Well, why

462
00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:17,800
Speaker 1: don't we just lay on the ground and we'll use

463
00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:20,000
Speaker 1: some of the some of the pews here to block

464
00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:23,960
Speaker 1: our view. Huh that sounds perfect. I'm just gonna get comfortable,

465
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:28,240
Speaker 1: are you okay, I'm alright, I'm alright, alright. My eyes

466
00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:33,680
Speaker 1: are closed and I can't see you, Jim, whenever you're ready. Father,

467
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:37,680
Speaker 1: it's been about it's been about six years. It's my

468
00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:43,160
Speaker 1: last good fishing. I remember you do. Well, I'm not

469
00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:45,600
Speaker 1: supposed to say that I do, Jim. I don't have

470
00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:50,880
Speaker 1: that many people here, so go ahead. Well you remember

471
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:54,080
Speaker 1: my last confession, that's well, it was pretty brutal. It

472
00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:59,120
Speaker 1: was disgusting, so you judge me for it then too.

473
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:02,520
Speaker 1: I didn't judge. You does it sound like I was

474
00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:04,880
Speaker 1: being judge? It was just one of those things that

475
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:06,800
Speaker 1: I had nightmares about for a while. Go ahead, I

476
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:08,240
Speaker 1: don't know if I can be here. Maybe I should

477
00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:12,800
Speaker 1: just go pray to Satan. Don't. Can I get a

478
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:17,080
Speaker 1: bowl um brown rice? Black beans? Easy on the brown rice?

479
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:21,240
Speaker 1: What is what is so free tois? It's just like

480
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:23,600
Speaker 1: a mix of stuff and it's like in olive oil

481
00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:30,800
Speaker 1: and then we uh sauteed and yeah it's good, it's vegetables.

482
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:35,560
Speaker 1: It's healthy for you. Sorry, I thought you said something. Um, yeah,

483
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:39,440
Speaker 1: I'll do that. I'll do this to Frieda's and some

484
00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:42,080
Speaker 1: of these, uh, some of these fajitas. Everybody on the

485
00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:48,840
Speaker 1: ground right now, the fucking stick of he Hey, hey

486
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:55,920
Speaker 1: you me or this guy? You the one trying to

487
00:30:56,040 --> 00:31:00,640
Speaker 1: stick us up? Look, lady, even in a fun me o, gay,

488
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:04,160
Speaker 1: what's the problem? What's probably you don't know what it's like. Man,

489
00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:07,040
Speaker 1: I got this one loaf and there's one fish, and

490
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:10,680
Speaker 1: I gotta I gotta feed all these people. Man, it's impossible.

491
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:14,000
Speaker 1: I just got this one loaf and this is one

492
00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:16,840
Speaker 1: of It's not it's not impossible. How many people do

493
00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:23,640
Speaker 1: you need to feed? Hundreds and when when is when

494
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:27,520
Speaker 1: is the dinner tonight? It isn't now even well, why

495
00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:29,720
Speaker 1: do you only have one loaf and one fish? That's

496
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:33,400
Speaker 1: so like, fuck you man, that's all I fucking cat. Okay,

497
00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:35,880
Speaker 1: that's all I got. That's all you can afford, or

498
00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:41,040
Speaker 1: all you got until I got asshole right, I'm sorry,

499
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:43,360
Speaker 1: I can you need you need to get more food.

500
00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:47,600
Speaker 1: I mean that's on you. That's on you if you've

501
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:51,120
Speaker 1: scheduled the dinner where you're responsible for feeding hundreds of people.

502
00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:55,480
Speaker 1: Now werena uh, We're so sorry you had to go

503
00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:59,440
Speaker 1: through that scary, scary moments there, But we think you

504
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:05,000
Speaker 1: did a pretty good job. Yeah, protecting one thing. It's

505
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:06,880
Speaker 1: not a big deal. But it's like I think you

506
00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:09,640
Speaker 1: said something to the effect of get the funk out

507
00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:15,360
Speaker 1: of my Chipotle. We don't. We didn't like that the board.

508
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:22,240
Speaker 1: They didn't like that part. I'm confused. It's more Archibald,

509
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:26,960
Speaker 1: it's the boards Chipotle, right. I mean I understand that

510
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,320
Speaker 1: I don't own the Chipotle that I own, do you? Okay,

511
00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:31,960
Speaker 1: we see to make that very clear. I was just

512
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,080
Speaker 1: trying to stop it from getting robbed. He was going

513
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:36,080
Speaker 1: to take all of our food because he was hosting

514
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:39,400
Speaker 1: a massive party. But we only had one loaf of

515
00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:41,800
Speaker 1: bread and one fish all of our food or all

516
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:44,800
Speaker 1: of my food, because that's probably what you think, right, right,

517
00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:50,920
Speaker 1: that's the issue here. Wow, guys, So what's going on?

518
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:56,160
Speaker 1: And a dog and a dog when you say when

519
00:32:56,160 --> 00:33:00,520
Speaker 1: you refer to the boards, Wow, guys and dog thing?

520
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:05,400
Speaker 1: If you're gonna fire me, fucking fire me? Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa,

521
00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:10,000
Speaker 1: We're not you think you're a great manager. Um, we're

522
00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:12,000
Speaker 1: not gonna fire you. We just need you to make

523
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,000
Speaker 1: it clear to every customer you interact with from here

524
00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:19,080
Speaker 1: on out that you do not own this establishment. That's

525
00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:22,040
Speaker 1: not not that doesn't naturally come up. And we're gonna

526
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:25,800
Speaker 1: give you a raise, okay, six six bucks an hour?

527
00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:30,360
Speaker 1: Well there you go, my brother. I mean, do you

528
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:33,160
Speaker 1: think it's actually feasible to have fed all these people

529
00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:35,440
Speaker 1: with one loaf and one fish? Or is it more

530
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:39,400
Speaker 1: feasible to get catering from Chipotle? I guess catering? I

531
00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:42,400
Speaker 1: guess yes. It's pretty affordable. Right, You've got trays of

532
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:45,560
Speaker 1: rice and trays of people can symbol their own burritos.

533
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:48,000
Speaker 1: I mean, but how am I gonna pay for this, man,

534
00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:50,960
Speaker 1: I don't know I'm gonna pay for this. Well, it's

535
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:54,800
Speaker 1: pretty reasonably priced. Yeah, yeah, man, we maybe put it

536
00:33:54,840 --> 00:34:01,600
Speaker 1: on my card. Man, I have a limit. Man, I

537
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:08,080
Speaker 1: really wanted bread and fish. Um, excuse me, father, I

538
00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:12,520
Speaker 1: have sinned. It's been Um, I don't even remember since

539
00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:15,320
Speaker 1: my life. I don't remember you ever coming in either, honestly.

540
00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:19,359
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, I can actually see through this. I don't

541
00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:25,440
Speaker 1: recognize you. Okay, Um, I'm sorry that was awkward. I

542
00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:27,239
Speaker 1: just get excited if we don't get new people in

543
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:36,360
Speaker 1: very often. Okay, do you want me to keep going? Or? Oh? Absolutely?

544
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:38,799
Speaker 1: Did I interrupt you? You said it's been a while.

545
00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:40,719
Speaker 1: I was saying. What I was trying to say is

546
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:44,480
Speaker 1: I don't think you've ever confessed, at least not to me, right,

547
00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:47,840
Speaker 1: but I have confessed in my It's been a while.

548
00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:50,680
Speaker 1: I can't remember how long, but I've definitely done it before.

549
00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:57,640
Speaker 1: God go ahead. Okay, Um, I just I've been coveting

550
00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:06,200
Speaker 1: my boss is work, my boss's acquisitions, my boss's assets.

551
00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:11,600
Speaker 1: You've been having sex with his assets? What are you

552
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:15,319
Speaker 1: talking about? I said, I've been coveting. Yeah, I know

553
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:18,279
Speaker 1: what you said, and that's nasty. I listened to some

554
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:22,000
Speaker 1: nasty ship. I think I loved coveting in a different church.

555
00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:25,800
Speaker 1: As you know what. This church has a specific way, myrna,

556
00:35:26,239 --> 00:35:29,480
Speaker 1: thank you for meeting with the board. Um so we

557
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:36,200
Speaker 1: had a priest stop by this afternoon. Okay, good sex?

558
00:35:36,719 --> 00:35:44,320
Speaker 1: What with I mean? Sometimes store are with the money

559
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:46,800
Speaker 1: in the safe? Wait wait, I'm not sucking this store.

560
00:35:47,719 --> 00:35:53,840
Speaker 1: I don't know dog. Yeah, he agrees, we heard what

561
00:35:53,880 --> 00:36:00,080
Speaker 1: we heard. Guys, there's there there, there are cameras it

562
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:01,960
Speaker 1: up here. I'm sure that I'm sure that you can

563
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:08,520
Speaker 1: see that. We're not gonna watch that. Okay. The ocean

564
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:11,920
Speaker 1: is beautiful, isn't it? Father ed? Oh you surprised me.

565
00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:13,560
Speaker 1: I thought I was sorry, said, I mean to sneak

566
00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:15,319
Speaker 1: up on you. Do you want some chips and quark?

567
00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:19,400
Speaker 1: By the way, sure, I got a few different salces here,

568
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:24,120
Speaker 1: arranging from from milder peoko to guayo to spice here, Oh,

569
00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:30,600
Speaker 1: Piko de guio spicy enough for me? Well bring hey,

570
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:32,440
Speaker 1: you know this there's only a one set of footprints

571
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:37,200
Speaker 1: here on the on the beach. Yeah, you must have

572
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:43,759
Speaker 1: flown down, flown down? Hold on, hello, hi is the

573
00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:50,680
Speaker 1: father there closing around this is this is Terry? Terry,

574
00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:54,160
Speaker 1: how did you get my number? Calling every number trying

575
00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:57,200
Speaker 1: to find the father. Look, I'm on the beach right now,

576
00:36:57,239 --> 00:36:59,160
Speaker 1: trying to enjoy the water. Okay, can you just getting

577
00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:02,360
Speaker 1: stuff on? It's weird that there's one set of footprints

578
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:05,600
Speaker 1: because you have security with you. I'm a pretty big

579
00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:10,640
Speaker 1: deal father kind of figure. I'm a pretty big deal

580
00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:17,640
Speaker 1: father figure. Oh I'm not sure how you're punctuating. Um,

581
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:22,759
Speaker 1: forgive me father, for I have since again. Um, it's

582
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:29,319
Speaker 1: been three weeks since my last confession with you. Um,

583
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:38,360
Speaker 1: so my boss is they accuse me of having sex

584
00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:41,680
Speaker 1: with my workplace. Well, they must have found out somehow.

585
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:44,759
Speaker 1: I don't know how they found out. But maybe you

586
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:47,120
Speaker 1: shouldn't do nasty stuff like that at the workplace because

587
00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:49,640
Speaker 1: people eat there, like maybe some people have their family

588
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:52,400
Speaker 1: go to that place. So I'm sure they're going to

589
00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:54,680
Speaker 1: find out one time or another. Well here's the messed

590
00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:58,160
Speaker 1: up thing. Um, I haven't done that. But then they

591
00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:00,680
Speaker 1: put the idea in my mind, and I thought, interesting,

592
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,160
Speaker 1: I want to be more a little more adventurous with

593
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:08,080
Speaker 1: my sexuality. I'll give it a go. Oh my god.

594
00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:14,680
Speaker 1: And then I did. And now I'm very into it,

595
00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:17,759
Speaker 1: So I just I wanted to get that off of

596
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:24,840
Speaker 1: my chest and confess that I have been Marna. I

597
00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:26,840
Speaker 1: don't know how else to tell you this, but you're pregnant.

598
00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:31,839
Speaker 1: Mm hmm, I don't. You're pregnant. The dog, the dog,

599
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:38,719
Speaker 1: the dog. Shouldn't my doctor be telling me this or

600
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:44,400
Speaker 1: the board? Are you guys firing me? No, we're legally

601
00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:46,240
Speaker 1: we're not allowed to. No, I can't do it because

602
00:38:46,239 --> 00:38:49,600
Speaker 1: we understand that you are pregnant with fresh ingredients. You're

603
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:58,279
Speaker 1: pregnant with um cook wear. If you've birth any avocados,

604
00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:08,680
Speaker 1: that will be charged to you. Actually. C three is

605
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:11,920
Speaker 1: from listener Anthony Defonzo, who wrote what's up you guys?

606
00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:15,400
Speaker 1: Did my corrugated correlated scene? I really appreciate it. I

607
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:17,920
Speaker 1: played that episode at nausea. My family is over it,

608
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:21,000
Speaker 1: you know how In the intro question, Joey's response spirals

609
00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:26,160
Speaker 1: off into nonsense. So the suggestion is ancient philosophers, what

610
00:39:26,239 --> 00:39:30,399
Speaker 1: were they really like? Thanks again for the awesome show, Tony. Look,

611
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:32,799
Speaker 1: there's no way to know what they were like. We

612
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:36,520
Speaker 1: just have a limited resource of their material. There's so

613
00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:38,640
Speaker 1: much lost, right, I mean, yeah, we have a lot

614
00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:42,799
Speaker 1: of cistero. But that's just one person, okay, so just

615
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:44,840
Speaker 1: don't really think too much about it. Just you know,

616
00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:48,560
Speaker 1: enjoy the piece. If I told you that I had

617
00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:54,319
Speaker 1: the ability to bring them to the future so we

618
00:39:54,360 --> 00:40:02,359
Speaker 1: could talk to them. Uh, we heard you. Um, let's

619
00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:03,880
Speaker 1: just get a drink where we could go to the

620
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,160
Speaker 1: we could go to the past, but it's dangerous in

621
00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:14,920
Speaker 1: the past. Can I can I get another Gin Martini? Well? Gin? Fine?

622
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:20,600
Speaker 1: Or no, it's not fine? Okay, I would like something

623
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:23,360
Speaker 1: a little better than well Gin please? Okay? Can you

624
00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:27,560
Speaker 1: name a gin company? Yes, a kinky Okay, I'd like

625
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:32,080
Speaker 1: to do um. Printers please, printers Gin? Yeah, okay, how

626
00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:38,960
Speaker 1: about for you pal boom bers Jim boom Bers Jim

627
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:44,800
Speaker 1: boom bos boom boom right, said Boomers. Employees gather around,

628
00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:54,080
Speaker 1: Guess what we've been requested. Evidently the Welgion wasn't fine

629
00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:58,000
Speaker 1: and he wanted Boomers and um, you know we're usually

630
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:02,200
Speaker 1: at the bottom bottom shelf, but day today were the kings. Well,

631
00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:10,480
Speaker 1: let's let's start fermenting some of those juniper berries. Crazy now, Okay,

632
00:41:12,239 --> 00:41:20,040
Speaker 1: I understand Plato, but perhaps not Okay, cut you gotta say, Boomers,

633
00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:24,440
Speaker 1: you gotta say boom bers gin in this. Okay, I

634
00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:27,120
Speaker 1: thought that the placement of the bottle next to me

635
00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:30,520
Speaker 1: spoke for itself. Do you know, you know, you know

636
00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:33,840
Speaker 1: plenty plan of the yells with that beer. Yeah, you

637
00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:38,040
Speaker 1: know it's goddamn successful they are. Okay, we we got

638
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:41,399
Speaker 1: to use Plato here to get boomers on the map here.

639
00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:44,400
Speaker 1: All right, we're using philosophy thought. All right, now, just

640
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:47,640
Speaker 1: just just just come on. You got Aristotle. Whatever you

641
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:53,640
Speaker 1: lean forward, you're in Plato's light. Oh my elogies. God,

642
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:55,279
Speaker 1: I want to kill that guy. I don't know what

643
00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:58,000
Speaker 1: it is. I just want to fucking kill it. I

644
00:41:58,080 --> 00:42:03,480
Speaker 1: don't know. Can I ask a question? In um? I

645
00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:07,160
Speaker 1: understand that? Uh. In the script it says Socrates doesn't

646
00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:10,040
Speaker 1: have any lines, But I think I could really add

647
00:42:10,120 --> 00:42:16,080
Speaker 1: something to the spot. Is there your question? Yes, it

648
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:20,600
Speaker 1: sounded like a statement, well, the question being can I

649
00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:23,439
Speaker 1: get some lines? Listen, when we brought you guys here

650
00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:25,960
Speaker 1: from the past, it wasn't so you could bullshit around

651
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:30,960
Speaker 1: on set. Okay, what's bullshitting around on set if not

652
00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:37,560
Speaker 1: exploring creativity? Mm hm m hm. The exploring creativity happened

653
00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:41,200
Speaker 1: when we gave you the script. That's the creativity. We

654
00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:45,319
Speaker 1: need you to execute the creativity. But where the line?

655
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:47,960
Speaker 1: I gotta know, because right now he's not let we're

656
00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:49,600
Speaker 1: not we're not giving him a line. We're not giving him. Okay,

657
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:53,520
Speaker 1: it's playto His method is pretty effective, though, that, like

658
00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:55,800
Speaker 1: that question really made me think. Let me have that

659
00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:58,359
Speaker 1: quick question. Here, are you sure you want to go

660
00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:03,839
Speaker 1: with the slogan boom? It's better than hemlock? Hold on

661
00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:08,000
Speaker 1: this second. Uh, Questions are kind of my thing? What's

662
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,120
Speaker 1: going on over here? I think questions are a thing.

663
00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:13,799
Speaker 1: Questions are just the thing. It's okay, thing, alright, Questions

664
00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:16,719
Speaker 1: are just a thing. They're just the thing. Okay, So

665
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:21,000
Speaker 1: let's just go from one. You got it? Everyone good? Okay,

666
00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:23,279
Speaker 1: everyone good. Everyone just kind of like looking at me

667
00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:25,439
Speaker 1: like they're thinking, can I just get it? Like yes

668
00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:29,120
Speaker 1: or no? Please? That this is going on? Yes, what's good?

669
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:34,680
Speaker 1: That's what I was gonna say. Bombers, Jim, that's good. Yeah, Bombers,

670
00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:39,840
Speaker 1: it's good. That's good. Okay, Bomber, that's good. Jim is good.

671
00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:43,239
Speaker 1: You can't be around these guys. I'm right here. No, no,

672
00:43:43,239 --> 00:43:47,160
Speaker 1: no, no no, oh my god. Okay, alright, alright, let's just

673
00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:49,239
Speaker 1: take a break. Let's take a break, please. Okay, I

674
00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:53,719
Speaker 1: gotta go get Welcome to Bombers. Jim, do a temperature check.

675
00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:57,319
Speaker 1: Do I have to wear my mask while I work out? No,

676
00:43:57,480 --> 00:43:59,520
Speaker 1: you don't have to wearry mask. We're just doing you know.

677
00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:04,320
Speaker 1: We just gotta go through the motions with the temperature. Chick. Alright,

678
00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:10,560
Speaker 1: what do you're good? I run hot? What can I say? Hey?

679
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:15,719
Speaker 1: What machine are you gonna use? I'm going to go

680
00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:22,239
Speaker 1: for the fly machine? The fly machine? All right, yeah,

681
00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:26,640
Speaker 1: fly girl, fly girl. Yeah. I gotta really work on

682
00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:29,560
Speaker 1: my chest and back is the thing. My lats and

683
00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:34,440
Speaker 1: my adults are a bit lacking right now. It's so good. Uh,

684
00:44:34,719 --> 00:44:38,520
Speaker 1: actually have somebody here, you know, at the gym, because

685
00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:41,279
Speaker 1: I feel like during the pandemic, you know a lot

686
00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:43,239
Speaker 1: of people just didn't feel safe. You know. Also a

687
00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:47,799
Speaker 1: lot of people confuse us with Bomber's gin, right that, Yeah,

688
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:52,440
Speaker 1: that was a little bit confusing. For sure. Bombler's gin

689
00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:55,239
Speaker 1: is taken off. We need to do something to differentiate

690
00:44:55,320 --> 00:45:01,000
Speaker 1: printers gin. Hmm. Can we do? What could we do? Oh?

691
00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:04,520
Speaker 1: I have it? What if we put gin inside pieces

692
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:10,319
Speaker 1: of paper? Mm hmm? Go on that that's all I have.

693
00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:15,600
Speaker 1: I think he's onto something. They used to put a

694
00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:20,680
Speaker 1: liturgic descam with acid less d and they put it

695
00:45:20,719 --> 00:45:23,080
Speaker 1: in a piece of paper. What if we did that

696
00:45:23,120 --> 00:45:26,040
Speaker 1: with our gin? Wait? Wait? What what does zealous de

697
00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:32,160
Speaker 1: sand for? Liutistic? Just acid? That's all you need to

698
00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:34,000
Speaker 1: do is you put it a little bit? And they

699
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:38,040
Speaker 1: called it taps and we could give tabs of princess gin.

700
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:43,000
Speaker 1: Wait a second tabs is a cola drink. Maybe we

701
00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:48,360
Speaker 1: should use tabs cans and fill them with paper. What

702
00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:52,560
Speaker 1: do you think and the paper be soaked with princess gin?

703
00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:57,759
Speaker 1: I don't know. So are you understanding what these allegories

704
00:45:57,800 --> 00:46:05,839
Speaker 1: are all about? Mr Clarkson? I don't all. You gotta

705
00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:10,080
Speaker 1: give me more than that, anybody? M hmmm. I'm oh sorry,

706
00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:16,560
Speaker 1: we were just sorry, but no kissing Donna. Other president

707
00:46:17,239 --> 00:46:24,120
Speaker 1: kissing you forgot his name? Is? Mr Clarkson's a national candidate.

708
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:28,480
Speaker 1: I understand that I was supposed to gain ten pounds

709
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:31,960
Speaker 1: of muscle for the role um. I have been going

710
00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:34,120
Speaker 1: to the gym every day. I really don't know what

711
00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:36,399
Speaker 1: to tell you. I don't know what. Look, I'm sorry,

712
00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:38,600
Speaker 1: but the commercial spot has been canceled. I'm sorry, no

713
00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:42,120
Speaker 1: one hits you. I've been preparing for this commercial for

714
00:46:42,239 --> 00:46:45,239
Speaker 1: three months. I've been going to the gym every day,

715
00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:47,920
Speaker 1: which which is great, which is a little bit risky

716
00:46:48,040 --> 00:46:50,880
Speaker 1: right now, let me just say yeah, I mean, I'm

717
00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:52,680
Speaker 1: you can work at home. There's so many safe ways

718
00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:56,280
Speaker 1: to do it. But you know, it's we just couldn't

719
00:46:56,320 --> 00:47:00,000
Speaker 1: do it. We transported some actors I guess our philosopher

720
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:04,440
Speaker 1: from the past, and long story short, they they just

721
00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:05,920
Speaker 1: really chewed our ass. But what the kind of the

722
00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:07,680
Speaker 1: meaning of the commercial was and why we were doing

723
00:47:07,719 --> 00:47:11,279
Speaker 1: and we just gave it up. Let's just give it up.

724
00:47:11,360 --> 00:47:15,239
Speaker 1: So I'm sorry. I still at the day rate though,

725
00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:21,160
Speaker 1: right this is non unions. Mm hmm, what is I

726
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:29,120
Speaker 1: max really? No? That was good? That was good? That

727
00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:33,520
Speaker 1: was good. That's the take. I needed another one for lighting.

728
00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:37,680
Speaker 1: I need another one for good. Was that good? That

729
00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:40,759
Speaker 1: was so good? Is that? Okay? Okay, let's just go

730
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:43,400
Speaker 1: right away, right away, right away, right away? All right, okay,

731
00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:49,240
Speaker 1: any notes any notes for me? Mm hmm. These seats

732
00:47:49,239 --> 00:47:54,200
Speaker 1: are comfy and big, but what is I max really?

733
00:47:56,960 --> 00:47:59,920
Speaker 1: That's the cut? That feel good for everybody? Everybody claim

734
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:04,279
Speaker 1: good happy. Was that good? We're good? I'mlin okay good

735
00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:08,920
Speaker 1: online sound. Here's the problem with sound is at the

736
00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:13,200
Speaker 1: end of his line, the uh, the character with no

737
00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:16,320
Speaker 1: lines was saying, is that good? And then it picked

738
00:48:16,400 --> 00:48:18,400
Speaker 1: up on my audio, so it kind of overlapped. I

739
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:22,560
Speaker 1: guess why I could do it? Universal question though, what

740
00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:29,160
Speaker 1: is good? Good? Good? Excuse me? Client? Um, this is

741
00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:32,200
Speaker 1: uh supposed to be a spot for Chipotle, So I'm

742
00:48:32,239 --> 00:48:35,640
Speaker 1: just confused as to why we're referencing imax if if

743
00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:40,279
Speaker 1: we even have the rights to do so. Well, it

744
00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:42,640
Speaker 1: goes on to see that I have smuggled in at

745
00:48:42,719 --> 00:48:46,000
Speaker 1: Chippotle Burrito, but can we use that word? I just

746
00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:47,680
Speaker 1: want to make sure that we have clearance to use

747
00:48:47,719 --> 00:48:51,520
Speaker 1: that word within our commercial. Are you the clients, because

748
00:48:51,520 --> 00:48:53,480
Speaker 1: I feel like I see you at the one on third.

749
00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:56,960
Speaker 1: This is Murna Scherner. That's mine. Yeah, she's on the

750
00:48:56,960 --> 00:49:04,520
Speaker 1: board of Chippotle. Oh, I'm sorry, Ernu Shearon legly Chapolte, mommy,

751
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:15,200
Speaker 1: Oh what Chipote? Mommy? Are you on laxidermyessajerming acid right now?

752
00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:21,880
Speaker 1: Dude a little bit. Murner Sherman, murder, Sherman, murder, sermon

753
00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:27,319
Speaker 1: all right, have you ever been to you know? I

754
00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:30,640
Speaker 1: think I'm getting what do you want? What's going on?

755
00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:33,160
Speaker 1: I'm trying to psyche you out. Okay, this isn't my

756
00:49:33,239 --> 00:49:36,759
Speaker 1: first audition. I was a Fanta girl. Okay, wuanna wanna?

757
00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:40,680
Speaker 1: Don't you wanna Juanna? I was the perpect. So yeah,

758
00:49:40,719 --> 00:49:45,360
Speaker 1: I think I'm going to be the next Chipotle mommy. Okay, alright,

759
00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:47,600
Speaker 1: I understand that there's room for three of us, as

760
00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:52,520
Speaker 1: they do want three. God, I did not realize that

761
00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:56,080
Speaker 1: this was a unisex. I don't want you sake me

762
00:49:56,080 --> 00:49:59,160
Speaker 1: out here to try to sign you in. Okay, Hi,

763
00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:01,600
Speaker 1: I like to sign an please, yeah, just give me

764
00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:03,120
Speaker 1: a saying. I'm just funked up, right, I don't know

765
00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:07,719
Speaker 1: who I am? Um a little, I mean, I guess

766
00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:11,400
Speaker 1: I have to be high. Okay, Okay, okay, okay, okay,

767
00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:13,719
Speaker 1: Who's who's next to your next? You don't actually know

768
00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:18,759
Speaker 1: who you are until you've had some boomers gin boomers

769
00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:25,160
Speaker 1: know you thyself. That's really good. That's really really good.

770
00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:28,920
Speaker 1: Shut up, really really good. I'm just signing it. I'm

771
00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:38,239
Speaker 1: just signing in. Okay, don't tell me to shut up? Wait?

772
00:50:38,360 --> 00:50:43,879
Speaker 1: What like? Shut up? You dare do that to me?

773
00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:49,239
Speaker 1: All right, I'm leaving. That's really quick. You asked me

774
00:50:49,239 --> 00:50:50,600
Speaker 1: to pick you up so soon. I was just around

775
00:50:50,640 --> 00:50:54,959
Speaker 1: the block. What happened? Did you book in? I don't think.

776
00:50:55,280 --> 00:50:57,279
Speaker 1: I don't think I'm cut off for this baby? What

777
00:50:57,320 --> 00:50:59,279
Speaker 1: do you mean? I know I moved us and our

778
00:50:59,560 --> 00:51:02,759
Speaker 1: child and our dog and everything from Nashville because I

779
00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:05,200
Speaker 1: had a dream. I just don't think I'm we're support you.

780
00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:10,000
Speaker 1: What did you get the commercial? Daddy? Of course he did?

781
00:51:11,080 --> 00:51:16,600
Speaker 1: Dog dog Baby. I know I know you wanted to

782
00:51:16,640 --> 00:51:18,560
Speaker 1: live in this car, and I know I know we're

783
00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:25,000
Speaker 1: all to Bentley. We had one love some I'm voting

784
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:27,359
Speaker 1: for Dog for president? Who are you voting for? I'm

785
00:51:27,440 --> 00:51:31,640
Speaker 1: voting for Berna? I don't know. I don't know if

786
00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:36,919
Speaker 1: I agree with her viewpoints. It's catching. Have you guys

787
00:51:36,920 --> 00:51:39,320
Speaker 1: heard about that tab can with loose pieces of paper?

788
00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:43,279
Speaker 1: And yeah, a bunch of people are choking on it.

789
00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:48,960
Speaker 1: It's a total liability. You know what is Tab's going

790
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:52,759
Speaker 1: down for it? But really it should be Printer's gin. Yeah,

791
00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:56,160
Speaker 1: excuse me, that's get one more drink before excuse me, sir? Yeah, yeah,

792
00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:58,600
Speaker 1: I can. Can we get a couple of drinks here before. Yeah,

793
00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:03,800
Speaker 1: that's why I said, last coll what what kind of

794
00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:08,520
Speaker 1: jins do you have? Ah? Let me see, we got generic,

795
00:52:08,760 --> 00:52:15,080
Speaker 1: we got boom boomers, we got printers, generic gin employees.

796
00:52:15,120 --> 00:52:20,360
Speaker 1: And hey, it happened. What we did we get retrusted

797
00:52:20,480 --> 00:52:25,919
Speaker 1: or just mentioned? Did we get requested? Oh? Shit, shit,

798
00:52:26,600 --> 00:52:28,440
Speaker 1: what happened? Don't do this to us again, do not?

799
00:52:28,640 --> 00:52:31,880
Speaker 1: I don't, I don't know. I mean this. Look, Jesus Christ,

800
00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:35,359
Speaker 1: I'm looking at the report. Our name was said. Okay,

801
00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:37,959
Speaker 1: this is your fault. Jesus. You said I've only worked

802
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:42,360
Speaker 1: here for a week. It was a mention. It was

803
00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:53,399
Speaker 1: just a mention, Jesus. Look like that last we went

804
00:52:53,400 --> 00:52:56,480
Speaker 1: on a ride. Everybody. We're all getting paid a hundred

805
00:52:56,480 --> 00:52:58,239
Speaker 1: grand for this though, so feel free to go use

806
00:52:58,280 --> 00:53:03,480
Speaker 1: it and today today only. Yeah, that's it. Let's check

807
00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:07,920
Speaker 1: in with everybody. James Anny gosh, darn, I love it.

808
00:53:08,719 --> 00:53:11,880
Speaker 1: Check out. On November, which is the last Saturday of

809
00:53:11,880 --> 00:53:15,359
Speaker 1: the month, as it always is, at eleven am, we're

810
00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:19,120
Speaker 1: gonna have our live hang so check it out Twitch

811
00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:25,120
Speaker 1: dot tv, slash Alchemy. This Chris Alvarado. I'm um my

812
00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:30,280
Speaker 1: fiance Jessica recently try to like punk me on Instagram

813
00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:34,560
Speaker 1: say saying that I couldn't run an eight minute mile. Um,

814
00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:37,560
Speaker 1: I haven't ran in years. To be honest, I worked

815
00:53:37,600 --> 00:53:39,200
Speaker 1: out at home, but I don't. I don't run or

816
00:53:39,200 --> 00:53:41,120
Speaker 1: do much cardio. I think I'm gonna go do that

817
00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:43,160
Speaker 1: this afternoon. I think I'm gonna go to the park

818
00:53:43,239 --> 00:53:46,879
Speaker 1: right now, and and she's going, she's gonna be there,

819
00:53:47,680 --> 00:53:50,000
Speaker 1: and um, she she thinks I can. I can. I

820
00:53:50,040 --> 00:53:51,759
Speaker 1: can't do an eight minute mile. She thinks I can

821
00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:54,759
Speaker 1: do a nine minute mile. Um, My knees aren't what

822
00:53:54,800 --> 00:53:57,640
Speaker 1: they used to be. I'm being honest, but um, I

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Speaker 1: think I'm gonna do it. So I'm gonna go run

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Speaker 1: a mile and I'll be posted. Can you put a

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Speaker 1: go pro on it so with the timer running so

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Speaker 1: but that wouldn't be nauseating. I just wanted to wish

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Speaker 1: everyone a happy Thanksgiving. I never know how far out

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Speaker 1: this is really far out today, isn't it, so I

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Speaker 1: just hope you I just get your turkey now, Get

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Speaker 1: your turkey now, because they are hard to find. Nice

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Speaker 1: Jackie Gonzalez, Dorothy, Happy Thanksgiving everybody. Thank you for having

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Speaker 1: me here. I adore it, I adore playing with you guys.

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Speaker 1: I am at Jackie Druthy on the Socials, and I'm

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Speaker 1: constantly plugging my podcast, the most Wonderful pot of the Year.

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Speaker 1: Nice Joey Greer. I really want to echo that turkey,

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Speaker 1: get it, get it while you can. If you have

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Speaker 1: space in the freezer, just just PLoP it in. Get

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Speaker 1: all the fixed. If you need a brine, I really

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Speaker 1: recommend a Brian for your turkey. Just get get all,

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Speaker 1: get all the stuff now. I know it's early, but

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Speaker 1: you're just gonna be thinking yourself. I don't know how

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Speaker 1: back we are. We want to thank you. Yeah, episodes,

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Speaker 1: we all we all put in. We got you something

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Speaker 1: hundreds of thousand dollars. No I can't because you've got

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Speaker 1: filters on. But whatever, we got a turkey. Well, thanks guys,

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Speaker 1: don't know when this is gonna go, but uh at

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