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Speaker 1: What up, everybody? I am Lunchbox. I know the most

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Speaker 1: That's a deep tease, thank you. So we we hire

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Speaker 1: what do you think he's gonna pick up a hooker? Like? What? Even?

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Speaker 1: Why would he go into a room? He lives in Vegas.

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Speaker 1: And Lunchbox is saying that's normal to just go up

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Speaker 1: and it's a picture of him at the convention. He's

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Speaker 1: out from them, paying them back by the end of

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00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:31,760
Speaker 1: the week. One believe, why are we not practicing that now.

420
00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:34,400
Speaker 1: I don't think you can do that now. I don't

421
00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:36,760
Speaker 1: think you're gonna into the bank and just say, hey,

422
00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:40,440
Speaker 1: since we're Dayton, we're banging, give me a hundred thousand dollars.

423
00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:42,600
Speaker 1: I'll bring him back next week. That's not how a

424
00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:46,280
Speaker 1: loan works. They run your credit. Yeah, not back then,

425
00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:47,760
Speaker 1: and they're like, all right, if you don't have this

426
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:50,160
Speaker 1: back by Friday, though, I'm gonna kill you. So then

427
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:53,280
Speaker 1: I don't get So he paid the corporation boom, all right,

428
00:21:53,359 --> 00:21:55,359
Speaker 1: I own this now, and then he would sell me.

429
00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:58,280
Speaker 1: Then he gave the loan, he paid the loan back, right,

430
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:02,200
Speaker 1: and he kept whatever he made off that liquidation a right,

431
00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:04,720
Speaker 1: and so then somebody else, oh, the corporation then owned

432
00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:07,399
Speaker 1: that hardware again. Then he'd buy another one with the

433
00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:10,880
Speaker 1: money that he made, take another loan out, sell all

434
00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:12,840
Speaker 1: the crap out of it, pay the loan back, keep

435
00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:14,919
Speaker 1: the profit, and keep doing it over because he just

436
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,879
Speaker 1: realized that with the hardware store, the stuff inside very expensive,

437
00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:19,520
Speaker 1: you're gonna make a lot of money, but people weren't

438
00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:21,639
Speaker 1: buying it. You do liquidation and when you get rid

439
00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:23,040
Speaker 1: of it all. He was like, when I put like,

440
00:22:23,119 --> 00:22:26,639
Speaker 1: you know, off of crap that no one bought for

441
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:31,360
Speaker 1: ten years, people just bought it because it was so cheap, genius.

442
00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:33,320
Speaker 1: We should go do that to a store in town, dude,

443
00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:35,959
Speaker 1: you know, we go to a bomb and Pop and

444
00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:40,399
Speaker 1: buy it off. Dude's what's crazy is that hardware store

445
00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:43,520
Speaker 1: that my grandpa owned or whatever that he ran. He

446
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:47,720
Speaker 1: caught Tom Landry stealing biebies one day baseball player, head

447
00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:51,760
Speaker 1: coach of the Dallas Cowboys. He caught was Tom Landry,

448
00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:53,719
Speaker 1: a kid. Tom Landry was a kid, he was probably

449
00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:57,159
Speaker 1: like nine years old, and he walks into the store.

450
00:22:57,480 --> 00:23:01,480
Speaker 1: He's like, dude, did find some babies, puts in his pocket.

451
00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:03,919
Speaker 1: My grandpa sees him, come on with your son of

452
00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:08,080
Speaker 1: abe found the babies, threw him out, called his dad

453
00:23:08,119 --> 00:23:12,199
Speaker 1: because my grandpa need new Tom Tom Landry's dad, and

454
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:14,600
Speaker 1: he told you. He told him Tom Andrew's dad what

455
00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:17,240
Speaker 1: Tom Landry did, kicked him out. Tom's never invited in

456
00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:20,679
Speaker 1: the store ever. Again. That's incredible. And so was your

457
00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:22,960
Speaker 1: grandpa around when he was when Tom Landry got to

458
00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:25,919
Speaker 1: be Tom Landry? Yeah barely. I mean I think my

459
00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:28,320
Speaker 1: grandpa died when he's like seventies, so yeah, I just

460
00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:30,760
Speaker 1: don't know if Tom Andrew was big in the sixties.

461
00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:33,280
Speaker 1: I don't know when your grandpa died. He died like

462
00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:36,080
Speaker 1: in the early eighties, so he did he was around. Yeah,

463
00:23:36,119 --> 00:23:38,760
Speaker 1: pretty crazy, that's pretty that's awesome. And he comes in, Man,

464
00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:41,440
Speaker 1: that guy stole babies from my freaking store. And I

465
00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:43,360
Speaker 1: taught him with if he if I wouldn't let him

466
00:23:43,359 --> 00:23:45,280
Speaker 1: get away with that, he wouldn't have turned into the

467
00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:48,359
Speaker 1: guy yesterday. But it's weird because like my parents, my

468
00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:50,479
Speaker 1: dad and my grandpa would always refer to them as

469
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:52,639
Speaker 1: the Landry's not as you know Tom Landry, the head

470
00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:54,480
Speaker 1: coach of the Dusks Cowboys. It was just yeah, you

471
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:56,720
Speaker 1: know the Landry that lived right down the street. Their

472
00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:59,560
Speaker 1: sons stole babies, and my guys, you're talking about the

473
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:04,840
Speaker 1: Dousk I was legendary head coach. That yeah, pretty cool.

474
00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:07,560
Speaker 1: Let me see my dad called anybody still no, no, no,

475
00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:12,719
Speaker 1: nothing great story time. I mean, it's really speaking up.

476
00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:18,360
Speaker 1: Have you guys watched Jeter is watch? Do you see

477
00:24:18,359 --> 00:24:21,120
Speaker 1: the video going around? They interview Boston fans that watched

478
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:23,800
Speaker 1: it and they give their opinion on it, and Jeter

479
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:27,000
Speaker 1: watches all their opinion. Is it fun Yeah, it's kind

480
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:30,040
Speaker 1: of funny because the fans are like man If and hey, Jeter,

481
00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:32,280
Speaker 1: you know what, man I kind of like him now.

482
00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:35,000
Speaker 1: It's kind of cool. I mean the first episodes basically

483
00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:38,320
Speaker 1: just how how he goes up to the draft, so

484
00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:41,399
Speaker 1: kind of how he grew up, his background, how he

485
00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:43,800
Speaker 1: wanted to get drafted right out of high school, what

486
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:46,359
Speaker 1: his goals were, how he met his goals. Because you

487
00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:48,399
Speaker 1: meet his mom and dad like that kind of stuff.

488
00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:50,800
Speaker 1: I think that they really want this to be like Jordan's. No,

489
00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:53,160
Speaker 1: they do. When I saw it, just the previews, just

490
00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:58,080
Speaker 1: watching the previews, I thought immediately Derek Jeter watched the

491
00:24:58,240 --> 00:25:01,280
Speaker 1: Last Dance and just I, did you know what? I

492
00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:04,760
Speaker 1: want to do that? Because Derek Jeter is quiet nobody,

493
00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:07,280
Speaker 1: He has no personality. I don't feel like he just

494
00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:10,159
Speaker 1: feels boring and blah. Even when I watched him all

495
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:13,520
Speaker 1: those years, he didn't really do anything. He was never

496
00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:16,080
Speaker 1: in the press, never gave good interviews, was never on

497
00:25:16,119 --> 00:25:19,720
Speaker 1: TV doing anything. And I see this and I'm like,

498
00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:22,399
Speaker 1: he wants it to be Jordan's and he does it

499
00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:25,879
Speaker 1: the exact same way, the exact same setup. He controls

500
00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:29,080
Speaker 1: it all right, it's all about like it's his perspective obviously,

501
00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:33,280
Speaker 1: But I just don't know if I'm intrigued to watch

502
00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:35,520
Speaker 1: it because I'm like, he's boring. It's still cool though,

503
00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:37,760
Speaker 1: It's still cool to see someone we talked about so

504
00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:40,560
Speaker 1: much about the DNA. Is the genetic Is it hard work?

505
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:43,679
Speaker 1: There's no genetics as far as baseball goes in his family.

506
00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:46,760
Speaker 1: His his dad played baseball in college, but small college.

507
00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:50,159
Speaker 1: But how tall is he? He's probably tall, But what

508
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:52,959
Speaker 1: does that have to do with anyone? His dad played

509
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:58,359
Speaker 1: baseball in college. That's still a huge advantage. Your father

510
00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:01,080
Speaker 1: in law played baseball in college. What's your brother in law?

511
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:05,159
Speaker 1: He played college basketball. He's not Jeter though that he

512
00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:09,159
Speaker 1: wasn't tall enough. Hey, Jeter's just as big as Jordan.

513
00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:18,360
Speaker 1: Jordans had six Jeter had five? What rings? Rings? Oh? Yeah, yeah,

514
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:19,880
Speaker 1: I thought you're talking about hype. I was like, he's

515
00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:22,720
Speaker 1: as tall as Jordan. He's six. I think he played

516
00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:25,840
Speaker 1: here in Nashville like his grandpa. His dad played here

517
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:28,480
Speaker 1: at Fisk University. Is that right? Fair? Yeah? We should

518
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:30,480
Speaker 1: go tour it. Yeah, Jeter was six three. He was

519
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:33,840
Speaker 1: freaking blasted. Who cares? Six three? Six three is a

520
00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:36,840
Speaker 1: massive advantage in baseball? But anyway, go ahead. So did

521
00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:38,680
Speaker 1: you like it? You enjoyed it? I'm in. I mean,

522
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:41,360
Speaker 1: I can't wait to watch the second one. I'm going

523
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:43,639
Speaker 1: to watch it. I just didn't like sit down like, oh,

524
00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:45,840
Speaker 1: I gotta watch this the first night. Because you're right, though,

525
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:47,960
Speaker 1: he has no personality and it's not really does it

526
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:49,879
Speaker 1: come across the forced because that's what I feel like

527
00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:52,399
Speaker 1: him trying to be talkative and like no, no, because

528
00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:55,520
Speaker 1: he didn't really didn't say much. I mean Jordan's wasn't talkative,

529
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,800
Speaker 1: but no, But what's cool about Jordan? Though? He sat

530
00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:01,480
Speaker 1: there with a cigar and he looks you still gotta

531
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:05,680
Speaker 1: watch that one man? Okay, so Jan, So Jordan looks

532
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:07,919
Speaker 1: badass because he was sitting at a beach house with

533
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:14,200
Speaker 1: a cigar and some whiskey. He does look pretty badass

534
00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:18,160
Speaker 1: and he's talking crap even still like old Jordan's sitting

535
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:20,240
Speaker 1: there being like yeah, after that guy whatever he is,

536
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:23,760
Speaker 1: and Jeters not so far. He's not so far. Jeter

537
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:27,240
Speaker 1: is very conservative and you can I'm a little worried

538
00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:29,760
Speaker 1: as I watch it that Jeter is just telling his

539
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,600
Speaker 1: PG side of the story. Of course he is. He

540
00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:35,520
Speaker 1: has nothing to win, and I don't think Jordan was

541
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:38,240
Speaker 1: doing that. Jordan didn't give a PG like there was

542
00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:41,080
Speaker 1: stuff that he said. It's like, wow, okay, he bashes

543
00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:44,439
Speaker 1: other people, other players. That is interesting to me. I

544
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:47,560
Speaker 1: don't want p G. I want behind the scenes dirt.

545
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:50,800
Speaker 1: And he went and owned it, Marlins, he doesn't anymore.

546
00:27:51,359 --> 00:27:54,159
Speaker 1: He's a PG guy. He always wants to be politically correct.

547
00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:56,159
Speaker 1: Now he could be that could be just who he is.

548
00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:59,119
Speaker 1: I get that part. But if that's the case, Coach,

549
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:01,560
Speaker 1: have you met people in your life that totally just

550
00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:03,480
Speaker 1: show you the good side and really don't ever get

551
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:08,200
Speaker 1: tell you dirt? No, no, no, no, no, real real

552
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:11,520
Speaker 1: people in your life, no teeth, keith, no, like where

553
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:13,440
Speaker 1: you'll talk where you know, maybe you go to a

554
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:16,120
Speaker 1: cookout or a barbecue and they're, oh, man, things are great,

555
00:28:16,119 --> 00:28:19,320
Speaker 1: like it's just started school. It's like really great, really fun. Man,

556
00:28:19,359 --> 00:28:21,560
Speaker 1: it's a really great No, dude, like tell me what's

557
00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:23,119
Speaker 1: going on with your kids? You hate in life? Like

558
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:25,720
Speaker 1: you get no sleep at night. There's people nowadays that

559
00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:28,280
Speaker 1: we hang out with did they never tell you anything bad?

560
00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:32,359
Speaker 1: Everything is rosy red rainbows butterflies. But there are people

561
00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:36,880
Speaker 1: though that really their life is just that simple and easy.

562
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:40,280
Speaker 1: There is, But I mean everybody secrets and skeletons and

563
00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:47,480
Speaker 1: dirt and scandals and affair not everye not everyone, and

564
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:51,240
Speaker 1: not everyone has secret scandals and affairs. But I'm saying

565
00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:55,160
Speaker 1: maybe that's just some combination of that secret scandals and affairs.

566
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,400
Speaker 1: All right, let's go. Let's go you first, right, Hey,

567
00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:02,800
Speaker 1: Jeter's the one at Barbara Accused and cookouts? Oh man

568
00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:06,480
Speaker 1: if you yeah, the family is great. Yeah, the kids

569
00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:08,520
Speaker 1: are excelling in school. Yeah. Oh they're doing so good.

570
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:10,200
Speaker 1: No tell us like how they almost failed out of

571
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:12,600
Speaker 1: con But at the barbecue, really, when you're like, hey, dude,

572
00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:14,320
Speaker 1: how's it going, you really want them? Not good? Man,

573
00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:18,240
Speaker 1: not good? Let me tell you have a beer. I'll

574
00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:21,880
Speaker 1: tell you, coach. After two minutes, you're like, what I

575
00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:24,040
Speaker 1: ask you know what I'm saying? That's true because I'm

576
00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:26,320
Speaker 1: really deep down you don't want to hear the sad stuff.

577
00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:28,840
Speaker 1: You only want to hear happy stuff when you're hanging out.

578
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,600
Speaker 1: Like I'm going to a kid's birthday party tomorrow because

579
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:35,760
Speaker 1: do you know the parents not really getting a divorce. No,

580
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:39,720
Speaker 1: it's a kid in my in my son's class. She's

581
00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:42,240
Speaker 1: having her birthday parties. So we're going over there. And

582
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:45,680
Speaker 1: why wouldn't your wife it's my girlfriend's kid. Ray, why

583
00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:48,400
Speaker 1: are you on that duty? Well we're all gonna go.

584
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:51,560
Speaker 1: Wife's going Yeah, Okay, that sucks. I'd get out of that.

585
00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:53,280
Speaker 1: See I'm already seeing stuff as a parent that I

586
00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:57,080
Speaker 1: would get out of these kids birthday parties. They serve mimosas,

587
00:29:57,160 --> 00:29:59,600
Speaker 1: and they know they don't I know, but they do.

588
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:01,640
Speaker 1: When of hell, have you gone to a birthday party

589
00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:04,640
Speaker 1: kid's birthday party where they had mimosas. It's on the

590
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:09,360
Speaker 1: invite for tomorrow. You need to write that down. That's crazy.

591
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:12,160
Speaker 1: I've never heard of that because it's in their backyard

592
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:14,520
Speaker 1: or else. I would go to every kid's birthday party.

593
00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:16,920
Speaker 1: I mean, coach, you had me there. I want a

594
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:20,479
Speaker 1: kid now. Yeah. You know how many birthday party kid

595
00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:24,200
Speaker 1: birthday parties I've been to hundreds? Not one has had

596
00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:27,040
Speaker 1: beer or mimosas. They also going to put some massive

597
00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:32,600
Speaker 1: ass signs that say alcohol kids, juice boxes, alcohol, kids,

598
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:35,200
Speaker 1: don't drink. I'll be leaving your little wine glass there

599
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:37,920
Speaker 1: on the table. Yeah, like they were having. One couple

600
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:39,800
Speaker 1: of weeks ago, we went to a friend's house that

601
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:41,520
Speaker 1: they are like, Oh, we're gonna have the bouncy house

602
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:45,480
Speaker 1: up in the backyard to just kinda celebrate summer. Alright, cool,

603
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:47,400
Speaker 1: you think it's gonna be boring because it's a bunch

604
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:50,400
Speaker 1: of three year olds. Nope, mimosas beers that you know

605
00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:54,120
Speaker 1: what I mean? It's great now face, Oh no, No.

606
00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:56,160
Speaker 1: When I grew up, those were our birthday parties. I

607
00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:58,240
Speaker 1: think my parents had more of their friends at my

608
00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:03,920
Speaker 1: birthday parties than I had my friends. Yeah, beer liquor.

609
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:08,200
Speaker 1: I didn't invite your friend George over. Hey George comes

610
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:11,600
Speaker 1: out sreaking like alcohol. Like, hey, I'm a birthday kids,

611
00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:16,400
Speaker 1: how are you? Ah? Six? That's that's a good age,

612
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:20,160
Speaker 1: the hell of an age. And I think maybe your

613
00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:23,200
Speaker 1: kids ages are now, whether you're having birthday parties at

614
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:26,160
Speaker 1: places like the bouncy house place. Okay, but even Chuck

615
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:29,120
Speaker 1: E Cheese has beer. No one's ordering beers at the birthday.

616
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:33,480
Speaker 1: Chuck Cheese has beer. Now, that explains why you see

617
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:37,040
Speaker 1: the brawls on on the internet. And that's why people

618
00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:38,840
Speaker 1: getting fight It's because they've been drinking at Chuck E

619
00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:40,680
Speaker 1: Cheese and they run out of pizza and they run

620
00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:43,120
Speaker 1: out of pizza. Or that someone took someone's tickets out

621
00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:45,440
Speaker 1: of the whackamole machine and like, wait, those were my

622
00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:47,480
Speaker 1: five tickets. No, those were my five tickets. Or the

623
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:58,320
Speaker 1: mouse mascot exposed himselves. That's crazy, dude, I mean, but yeah, so, Jeter,

624
00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:00,400
Speaker 1: I need to watch it. Did you watch, Jeter? Did

625
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:01,920
Speaker 1: you watch the All Star Game at all? Or that?

626
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:04,280
Speaker 1: I didn't watch the game? Actually All Star Game was

627
00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:06,680
Speaker 1: three days ago? No, no, I know what about the SPS?

628
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:08,280
Speaker 1: I saw they were on. I didn't watch that. I

629
00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:12,240
Speaker 1: don't want that. I don't know if we know who's

630
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:13,600
Speaker 1: a good athlete and who's not. I don't want to

631
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:15,400
Speaker 1: see him win awards. You want to hear some jokes

632
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:18,400
Speaker 1: from it? Oh yeah, I heard Steph was some of

633
00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:20,120
Speaker 1: this stuff I heard was fine. Some people said it

634
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:21,960
Speaker 1: was hard to watch, but he's I mean, he's not

635
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,440
Speaker 1: a host. You know what. Athletes are not funny? Alright?

636
00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:27,480
Speaker 1: Are not really? Here we go. Here's one of his jokes. Enjoy.

637
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:32,800
Speaker 1: Come on, it's a funny joke. Edit that out right? Yea,

638
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:37,720
Speaker 1: so did Steph curry? Right? These jokes are they written for?

639
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:42,960
Speaker 1: There's sorry about that, guys, and lost the perfect game,

640
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,880
Speaker 1: but it was worth it for the audio. I am

641
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:50,600
Speaker 1: the second NBA player to host This Award Show, which

642
00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:54,160
Speaker 1: is kind of crazy to think about. Lebron James he

643
00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:57,440
Speaker 1: hosted the This Award Show back in two thousand seven

644
00:32:58,040 --> 00:33:03,440
Speaker 1: after losing in the NBA Finals funny. So yes, uh

645
00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:06,600
Speaker 1: you guess that this uh, this feels better, this feels

646
00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:10,719
Speaker 1: it's not funny because that's not funny. All right here,

647
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:12,320
Speaker 1: this will might be funnier. I think this one is,

648
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:15,280
Speaker 1: but then I remember we just beat the Celtics. He's

649
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:23,240
Speaker 1: wearing a green suit. And there's nothing more or there's

650
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:26,600
Speaker 1: nothing that l A loves more than beating the Celtics. Okay,

651
00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:29,479
Speaker 1: so we all in this together. We're all in this together.

652
00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:32,200
Speaker 1: Speaking of the Celtics, Grant Williams, I see you in

653
00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:34,280
Speaker 1: the bedding. It's great to see you again. My man,

654
00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:38,160
Speaker 1: oh boy gets him right here. Though, I know you

655
00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:40,240
Speaker 1: like this color. I'll let you borrowed after I'm done,

656
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:47,120
Speaker 1: but I might even let you wear a ring. Yeah,

657
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:49,360
Speaker 1: that's a slam. Were the funny that the Draymond is

658
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:52,880
Speaker 1: pretty funny with this one. This the last one. Hold on,

659
00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:55,200
Speaker 1: hold on, you know what's going on over there? Man.

660
00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:59,920
Speaker 1: I'm Lyve from l a home of seven professional teams

661
00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:05,600
Speaker 1: and the Clippers. Draymond as a podcast so he was

662
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:08,920
Speaker 1: can He podcasts after every game, so they had a

663
00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:12,279
Speaker 1: big microphone like he was podcasting live. He does cool

664
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:14,719
Speaker 1: after every game, he gives us an instant reaction. I

665
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:18,839
Speaker 1: think that's amazing. Even in the finals hour after the game,

666
00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:23,360
Speaker 1: he's doing a podcast. It's not our network. Pretty that's terrible.

667
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:28,240
Speaker 1: I'd never listen, But would you That's not a unique idea,

668
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:30,440
Speaker 1: that's stupid. If you're a coach, would you not be

669
00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:34,240
Speaker 1: piste off? Of course, he cur asked me the coolest

670
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:37,120
Speaker 1: coach ever to let him do that? Well, I'm sure, man,

671
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:40,279
Speaker 1: podcast is so weird. There's no there's no literature of

672
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:43,360
Speaker 1: that in contracts yet. I'm sure as they go on, like,

673
00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:46,200
Speaker 1: all right, absolutely no podcast after game, dude. If they're

674
00:34:46,239 --> 00:34:48,040
Speaker 1: drawing him up from here on out, it's hey, are

675
00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:50,399
Speaker 1: you gonna do a dumbass podcast right after a game?

676
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:53,239
Speaker 1: Because we don't want you on our team. Because Taylor Lawe,

677
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:55,400
Speaker 1: after seeing Draymond Green do it and all that, he

678
00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:57,720
Speaker 1: was like, man, that's a kind of a good idea.

679
00:34:57,719 --> 00:35:00,440
Speaker 1: I may do that this year. And I'm like, you,

680
00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:06,440
Speaker 1: you think Mike Vrabel is gonna let you. I'm sure

681
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:08,000
Speaker 1: you can say whatever you want. You just can't give

682
00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:10,839
Speaker 1: away specific inside. But I'm saying, like, an hour after

683
00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:12,719
Speaker 1: the game, I don't think Mike Rabel wants him going

684
00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:14,359
Speaker 1: and doing a podcast. I want I think he wants

685
00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:18,000
Speaker 1: how they do post show interviews. What's the difference they're

686
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:22,000
Speaker 1: asked questions, what's the difference. It's a good point. I

687
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:23,880
Speaker 1: just don't think you can go on and be like, yeah, man,

688
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:26,880
Speaker 1: it was tough with our strategy usually is this, this, this,

689
00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:28,919
Speaker 1: and we were gonna do this, but we that didn't work.

690
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:31,080
Speaker 1: And I don't think you can say certain things like that.

691
00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:33,759
Speaker 1: But dude, that's that's good stuff. I do like the

692
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:37,040
Speaker 1: instant like reaction, like the emotion of it. Like that's

693
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:39,719
Speaker 1: why when Kansas won the National championship, we usually don't

694
00:35:39,719 --> 00:35:41,680
Speaker 1: do podcast a Wednesday. I was like, guys, we have

695
00:35:41,719 --> 00:35:43,279
Speaker 1: to do it the next day. It was our high.

696
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:46,560
Speaker 1: It came in that night, win or lose. I wanted

697
00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:48,120
Speaker 1: to do it the next day because I wanted the

698
00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:53,000
Speaker 1: emotion to be fresh. Of course you did. Who did

699
00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:56,520
Speaker 1: they even play North Carolina? It was a good game.

700
00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:59,680
Speaker 1: But the one, dude was balbo is hurt babcock back

701
00:35:59,719 --> 00:36:02,160
Speaker 1: and it's not babcock cock babcock. Is he going to

702
00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:05,200
Speaker 1: the NBA? No? Well, like you missed the window of

703
00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:07,360
Speaker 1: when they yeah, there was a draft. You can't just

704
00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:09,680
Speaker 1: go in there. No, if you're not drafted, you can't.

705
00:36:09,719 --> 00:36:11,799
Speaker 1: Just you can. But he didn't enter the draft. Yeah,

706
00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:14,480
Speaker 1: but don't they pick people up from overseas? Overseas? But

707
00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:18,600
Speaker 1: so what if Big Cock moves to Israel? Um, that's

708
00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:21,520
Speaker 1: a good question. I think the draft that sucks. I

709
00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:23,440
Speaker 1: don't know. Maybe he'd go play for I don't know how.

710
00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:25,759
Speaker 1: But but what's weird though about like doing podcasts after

711
00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:27,359
Speaker 1: the like is that the Is that the last thing

712
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:29,040
Speaker 1: you want to do after a game? Well, he was

713
00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:31,759
Speaker 1: obviously getting paid. He wasn't doing it for it out

714
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:35,840
Speaker 1: of the kindness of his heart. Probably most of the

715
00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:37,759
Speaker 1: time they joke around. He's like in his hotel room,

716
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:39,640
Speaker 1: he just looks like you got done sweating his ass

717
00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:42,439
Speaker 1: off and he's doing a podcast. That's pretty crazy, dude

718
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:44,759
Speaker 1: at zero points? And how did you play to night, Draymond? Well,

719
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:46,440
Speaker 1: I really sucked, you know what I mean? Like that

720
00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:48,200
Speaker 1: that was a bad game for me. Have you guys

721
00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:51,240
Speaker 1: heard it? No? Well, I mean it's under Colin Calherd.

722
00:36:51,719 --> 00:36:53,640
Speaker 1: So then the next day on the on you know

723
00:36:53,719 --> 00:36:56,839
Speaker 1: Colin Calherd, it's his podcast. So the next day he's

724
00:36:56,880 --> 00:36:59,480
Speaker 1: on his knees the whole time about how great Draymond

725
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:02,320
Speaker 1: played the game before because it's his network. See. I

726
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:03,719
Speaker 1: mean that's the thing. That's why we don't have any

727
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:07,560
Speaker 1: loyalties those people in bed. I'm just in bed with

728
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:10,759
Speaker 1: each other. I can't trust anyone, No, you can't. You

729
00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:13,000
Speaker 1: don't know who's sleeping with, who's right. They all have

730
00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:20,640
Speaker 1: what secrets scandals were. Hey, that's a raised book. I'm

731
00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:22,160
Speaker 1: not saying you gotta do it a bit at the

732
00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:24,080
Speaker 1: first barbecue you go to, but if you've been talking

733
00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:26,919
Speaker 1: to somebody for some years, eventually you gotta get into

734
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:29,080
Speaker 1: some depth. Where Jeter, I don't know if he ever

735
00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:32,040
Speaker 1: goes into depth about anything. He's one of those dudes

736
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:35,279
Speaker 1: and the baskets, the memorabilia baskets. I used to get

737
00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:37,880
Speaker 1: away that it was a lie. It was probably true,

738
00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:40,000
Speaker 1: and you should have talked about it because that's amazing.

739
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:42,600
Speaker 1: We would make us love you more. Yes, But he

740
00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:44,440
Speaker 1: doesn't want to come off as that, so he says, no,

741
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:46,239
Speaker 1: it's not true. I don't want it to be true

742
00:37:46,239 --> 00:37:47,839
Speaker 1: because he doesn't want it to be like, oh man,

743
00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:51,479
Speaker 1: she is kind of crazy. And then also ray said

744
00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:56,120
Speaker 1: the superficial conversations, the kid get togethers that I go to.

745
00:37:56,440 --> 00:38:01,480
Speaker 1: We have the same color. Oh my god, I'll tell

746
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:04,680
Speaker 1: you how they go go ahead and always working for

747
00:38:04,719 --> 00:38:07,439
Speaker 1: the man. I hear you. Oh your Malcolm's dad. Yeah,

748
00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:12,800
Speaker 1: I'm Malcolm's dad. Cool. Cool, Man's pretty cool. I hear hum. Yeah,

749
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:15,600
Speaker 1: we really need some rain nowhere. Oh my gosh, it's

750
00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:18,120
Speaker 1: been dry. It's been so dry. So so what do

751
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:21,840
Speaker 1: you do? Man? Oh yeah, new finance man? Really, that's cool.

752
00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:25,920
Speaker 1: What do you do? Oh man, air conditioned salesman? Cool? Cool? Yeah,

753
00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:28,759
Speaker 1: we're busy this time year. You know, it's been a

754
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:30,799
Speaker 1: wild summer. Man, like another one. Oh do you get

755
00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:33,239
Speaker 1: to work from home? Yeah? Oh yeah, I've been doing

756
00:38:33,239 --> 00:38:35,040
Speaker 1: that for a long time. Are you back in the office?

757
00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:38,960
Speaker 1: From my parties are doing that? And I'm like, guys,

758
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:41,440
Speaker 1: come on, I'm not forty. I'm not talking about working form.

759
00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:45,160
Speaker 1: Oh look at that cake. That's cool. I'm not eating cake.

760
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:47,880
Speaker 1: I'm a little bit of diet keto diet right now.

761
00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:49,560
Speaker 1: The wife's trying to get me to cut back. So

762
00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:51,880
Speaker 1: how how are you adjusted? How are you adjusted in

763
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:54,080
Speaker 1: life with two kids? Oh? Man, I don't know how

764
00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:57,040
Speaker 1: you do it with three kids. But what's different between

765
00:38:57,080 --> 00:39:01,919
Speaker 1: two and three kids. Not much, you know. Oh, man,

766
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:04,200
Speaker 1: that's great. You know what they say, with two kids,

767
00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:05,879
Speaker 1: it's man to man. With three kids, you gotta play

768
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:11,719
Speaker 1: zone defense. Charlotte and I are talking about doing one more,

769
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:13,040
Speaker 1: but we just don't know if we want to be

770
00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:17,200
Speaker 1: out number. Man. I wouldn't mind doing Charlotte. Hey, what

771
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:23,480
Speaker 1: you say? Somebody? Sorry, I'm gonna talk to Jim's down. Yeah,

772
00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:25,319
Speaker 1: Charlotte would look a good But what did you say

773
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:30,680
Speaker 1: about my one guy crosses the line after a couple

774
00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:33,080
Speaker 1: of days. There's always that like a little lull in

775
00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:37,080
Speaker 1: the conversation with the app. Yeah, you fill it with yeah,

776
00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:43,640
Speaker 1: I can't wait for football season. Oh yeah, there's your team, man, Cowboys. Man, um,

777
00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:48,920
Speaker 1: I don't really watch football. Alright, I'm gonna head all

778
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:54,359
Speaker 1: the way across the party. Man. When you guys been

779
00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:57,320
Speaker 1: up to oh nothing? You know, have you been to

780
00:39:57,320 --> 00:39:59,839
Speaker 1: the new National Stadium. I've been trying to get there.

781
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:03,480
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, have you been? Yeah? That's pretty nice stakeholder,

782
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:09,200
Speaker 1: Ye yeah, cool, cool. Well it looks like they're opening gifts.

783
00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:14,279
Speaker 1: Check that out. That's always a nice little segment. You

784
00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:15,920
Speaker 1: gonna hit the breaking news. Yeah, I got it right

785
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:19,280
Speaker 1: here for you, man, I don't know if you're happier

786
00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:27,359
Speaker 1: sad Cardinals fans Kyler Murray five years, two hundred and

787
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:34,120
Speaker 1: thirty million dollars. Did the Arizona Cardinals diamond Backs a

788
00:40:34,239 --> 00:40:44,000
Speaker 1: hundred sixty million dollars? Wow? For a mediocre quarterback? Not bad?

789
00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:46,080
Speaker 1: I mean he takes two hits and he's hurt every

790
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:48,239
Speaker 1: single year. He looks great the first four games, then

791
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:49,840
Speaker 1: it gets a little bit of wear and tear on

792
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:52,240
Speaker 1: his body and it's like, oh, this is a question

793
00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:54,879
Speaker 1: for lunch. Not Eddie. Eddie would have no idea where

794
00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:57,680
Speaker 1: would he have made more baseball or football? This one

795
00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:03,280
Speaker 1: or this one football? So he picked the right sport.

796
00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:06,440
Speaker 1: I thought they make more money playing baseball if he

797
00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:09,520
Speaker 1: got to the level of Mike Trout or But he

798
00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:12,719
Speaker 1: just signed a hundred and sixty million He's only been

799
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:15,359
Speaker 1: in the NFL for four years, three years, I don't

800
00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:18,240
Speaker 1: even know. And he's already guaranteed another hundred and sixty

801
00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:20,319
Speaker 1: million on top of what he's already made, which was

802
00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:25,560
Speaker 1: probably forty million. So he's already at two hundred million dollars. Now,

803
00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:28,360
Speaker 1: does that mean even he has a good agent or like,

804
00:41:28,719 --> 00:41:31,040
Speaker 1: it's just that he's an agent, a good salesman or something.

805
00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:38,120
Speaker 1: Because it's he's a franchise quarterback. They're realizing that. I mean,

806
00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:40,080
Speaker 1: look at I mean, Herbert's gonna sign in a couple

807
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:42,920
Speaker 1: of years for max money. It will be three million.

808
00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:46,839
Speaker 1: And Theton said he's signing he's a lifetime deal. Did

809
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:50,399
Speaker 1: I say that out? Yeah, Overton signed a lifetime deal

810
00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:52,759
Speaker 1: with Overton is gonna be a long snapper for the

811
00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:56,719
Speaker 1: rest of his life. Herbert. Oh, well, I I've never

812
00:41:56,719 --> 00:41:59,560
Speaker 1: seen a lifetime deal. But so Herbert's gonna play until

813
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:02,200
Speaker 1: he died. I wasn't supposed to break that. So Adam

814
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:05,800
Speaker 1: Scheffer is going to report one day that he signed

815
00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:10,200
Speaker 1: a lifetime deal. Yeah, so Herbert, So what are the

816
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:13,360
Speaker 1: contract Like, what are the numbers gonna be? Like, lifetime

817
00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:16,520
Speaker 1: deal guaranteed? How much money? And like how much per year?

818
00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:19,480
Speaker 1: They said it will be the first time ever it's

819
00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:27,680
Speaker 1: a billion dollar deal. Wow, you believe it? No? I

820
00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:30,399
Speaker 1: know coaches signed lifetime deals in college, Like Bill Self

821
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:33,440
Speaker 1: has a lifetime deal at Kansas. Was that before after

822
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:38,160
Speaker 1: the Adidas scandal? No scandal? So Bill Self cast a

823
00:42:38,239 --> 00:42:41,400
Speaker 1: coach until he dies as long as he wants to

824
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:43,040
Speaker 1: stay there. He can stay there, coach. They have a

825
00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:45,239
Speaker 1: body bag under the seat just in case they die,

826
00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:48,960
Speaker 1: so he will. They have a trash shoot so if

827
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:51,399
Speaker 1: he dies, they just open it. So if he gets

828
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:53,680
Speaker 1: drunk and hits an old lady like, he still coaches

829
00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:55,279
Speaker 1: there for the rest of his life. Or is that

830
00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:57,359
Speaker 1: in there where it says like unless you get drunk

831
00:42:57,360 --> 00:42:59,120
Speaker 1: and hidden, no lady, that might be in there. There

832
00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:00,799
Speaker 1: might be a little stip lation like if you do

833
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:04,320
Speaker 1: this this or this? Did he? Everybody has their secrets,

834
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:08,319
Speaker 1: scandals and affairs. That's right. Since we're being morbid guys. Um,

835
00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:10,760
Speaker 1: I don't know why I'm bringing this up, and I'm sorry,

836
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:14,720
Speaker 1: but was it Trump's mother that died recently? Ex wife

837
00:43:14,719 --> 00:43:17,400
Speaker 1: and his first wife first wife X wife or I

838
00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:20,080
Speaker 1: don't know which one. I think they're both correct. Wrong.

839
00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:24,960
Speaker 1: Did you see where she got buried? No? On the

840
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:28,600
Speaker 1: eighteenth hole of some prestigious golf course, Coach, I'm not

841
00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:32,000
Speaker 1: playing that golf, Are you serious? So they dug up

842
00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:37,080
Speaker 1: the hole and she got buried there? What the So

843
00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:41,759
Speaker 1: if you're chipping and you chili dip her coffins underneath you, hey,

844
00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:44,759
Speaker 1: so like you're getting bad bouncer like man grounds very

845
00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:50,359
Speaker 1: hard right there, there's that one spot where like you're

846
00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:55,560
Speaker 1: a hundred and thirty yards shot. It's right online, just hits.

847
00:43:57,200 --> 00:44:01,359
Speaker 1: That's Ivanka, Man, you hit a his head. It's beat

848
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:04,880
Speaker 1: her name, that is it's unbelieving. I didn't even think

849
00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:06,480
Speaker 1: that was real. But I was like, damn money, I

850
00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:08,960
Speaker 1: guess can buy you anything. I mean when you yeah, okay, okay,

851
00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:11,359
Speaker 1: where where do you if there's any place in the

852
00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:14,319
Speaker 1: world that you want to be buried, where would it be? Oh?

853
00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:18,239
Speaker 1: Under Rigley Field? That's not bad? Okay, Ivanka choosing the

854
00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:20,400
Speaker 1: exact location. What do you mean? He just asked the

855
00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:22,440
Speaker 1: question if he just know we're all going to go

856
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:25,480
Speaker 1: sports route, Well, you could go sports. I mean, I

857
00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:32,600
Speaker 1: wouldn't mind being buried. You guys know Broadway happening where

858
00:44:32,719 --> 00:44:36,960
Speaker 1: though in front of what outside Aldine. Here's the problem

859
00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:46,000
Speaker 1: with that ground is gross? All that that's my friend Ray,

860
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:52,040
Speaker 1: He's buried there. Man happen there's a fight going on. Hey,

861
00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:55,399
Speaker 1: well get away man? My friend raised here? Oh, no one,

862
00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:57,840
Speaker 1: one person was injured. One died. Oh the guy that

863
00:44:57,880 --> 00:45:01,000
Speaker 1: died was it five years ago? And we got a

864
00:45:01,040 --> 00:45:02,839
Speaker 1: body here? We got a body here. Oh no, it's

865
00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:06,160
Speaker 1: supposed to be here. Let's just here. Where would you

866
00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:09,160
Speaker 1: be where i'd be buried? Man? Uh? He did his

867
00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:14,520
Speaker 1: Elvis Boys fifty yard line Dallas Cowboys Stadium. What hey

868
00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:20,520
Speaker 1: on Sundays you're watching there's Eddie right there, man, dude,

869
00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:22,680
Speaker 1: Eddie the best place though, at Dallas Stadium. Why don't

870
00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:24,359
Speaker 1: you just get buried in the end zone. Nobody's ever

871
00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:30,040
Speaker 1: in there, Nobody touches it. That's I know. You know

872
00:45:30,040 --> 00:45:32,680
Speaker 1: where Eddie gonna be put Cowboys trophy case, a lot

873
00:45:32,680 --> 00:45:40,840
Speaker 1: of room. There's no way hell Jerry would let me

874
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:43,680
Speaker 1: be buried there, though. You better hope you all live. Jerry,

875
00:45:44,040 --> 00:45:46,200
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Jerry Jones is gonna be buried there.

876
00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:50,160
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. No doubt Jerry himself at Cowboys Nabe.

877
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:52,400
Speaker 1: How freaking weird would that be? What He's gonna have

878
00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:54,400
Speaker 1: himself stuffed and there's gonna be He's gonna be in

879
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:56,160
Speaker 1: a glass and you can he's gonna be next to there.

880
00:45:56,200 --> 00:45:58,759
Speaker 1: You gonna take a picture with him, like when you

881
00:45:58,760 --> 00:46:01,240
Speaker 1: walk into the stadium, there's Jerry Joe say it joking,

882
00:46:01,239 --> 00:46:03,279
Speaker 1: but it's really morbid and creepy, like if you're going

883
00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:05,480
Speaker 1: to play the golf course we're talking about, Oh sorry,

884
00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:07,880
Speaker 1: we're closed today. Um, we're burying a body on the

885
00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:13,640
Speaker 1: excuse me close? Why funeral? Did a tree fall? Are

886
00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:17,200
Speaker 1: you guys doing some different irrigation? No coffin is getting

887
00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:22,959
Speaker 1: placed in the lady died. That's crazy. I mean that's

888
00:46:23,120 --> 00:46:24,919
Speaker 1: so true. And so how long is it closed? Because

889
00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:26,480
Speaker 1: the grass has got to grow back around, That's what

890
00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:29,240
Speaker 1: I'm saying. They just patch it, just putting you grass

891
00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:32,319
Speaker 1: on it because you cannot today and I can play

892
00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:37,520
Speaker 1: all summer and it's still ain't right. Those don't right.

893
00:46:38,120 --> 00:46:40,080
Speaker 1: I mean I could go there today and play the

894
00:46:40,120 --> 00:46:42,919
Speaker 1: whole that she's buried on. No, probably not. It'll probably

895
00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:45,919
Speaker 1: be a few weeks. I mean, give her a day

896
00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:48,759
Speaker 1: and then it's like you want to go to It

897
00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:50,799
Speaker 1: would be so weird to walk right there, like you're

898
00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:54,640
Speaker 1: walking on her but dead body. That's so weird, very weird.

899
00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:56,759
Speaker 1: But I mean it's a probably a nice course. I'd

900
00:46:56,800 --> 00:47:00,520
Speaker 1: probably play it. So how did it already pass the headlines?

901
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:04,320
Speaker 1: Good God? Things don't stay around for more than a minute.

902
00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:08,560
Speaker 1: You gotta be freaking kidding me. It's already out that

903
00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:10,840
Speaker 1: didn't know, it's already buried. You know what. There's another

904
00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:14,000
Speaker 1: ten things on the website new the wet husband kills

905
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:18,360
Speaker 1: his wife j Lo and Ben Mansion, what happened to

906
00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:25,279
Speaker 1: the woman? On eighteen husband killed his wife Nasa. So

907
00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:28,760
Speaker 1: they got married back in February. Uh, and they waited

908
00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:30,759
Speaker 1: to go on their honeymoon. I think I don't know

909
00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:34,000
Speaker 1: if they're in Fiji here, they're somewhere, and they're at

910
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:36,640
Speaker 1: some like they're from Memphis and it's like a three

911
00:47:36,680 --> 00:47:40,160
Speaker 1: thousand dollar a night private place on the fourteen couples

912
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:42,840
Speaker 1: allowed at a time and kids are only allowed on

913
00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:44,680
Speaker 1: certain weeks out of the year where they have family.

914
00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:50,600
Speaker 1: And they killed her, why they don't know. He's denied it.

915
00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:54,640
Speaker 1: He's blood not guilty. I just don't understand killing your spouse.

916
00:47:55,920 --> 00:47:59,799
Speaker 1: Just divorced them and never see him again. Yeah. Well

917
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:03,920
Speaker 1: about the that prominent lawyer that like tried to kill

918
00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:06,480
Speaker 1: him and try to hire a hit man, and it

919
00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:09,319
Speaker 1: was really staged, like he had someone trying to kill him.

920
00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:11,719
Speaker 1: They got into a good job. Then he was embezzling

921
00:48:11,719 --> 00:48:13,839
Speaker 1: money from his law firm. And then it turns out

922
00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:16,000
Speaker 1: that now he's charged with murder of his son and

923
00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:18,440
Speaker 1: wife who got killed like months ago, but they could

924
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:20,280
Speaker 1: never figure out who it was. I mean, it's crazy.

925
00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:28,239
Speaker 1: That is scandalous, secret and affairsh right. Put that in

926
00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:31,280
Speaker 1: your book, guys. Add that to the first chapter. Here's

927
00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:34,319
Speaker 1: the headline, just to make sure I didn't get it incorrectly.

928
00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:40,440
Speaker 1: Fair Way to Heaven like Stairway Avonna Trump's final resting Places,

929
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:46,000
Speaker 1: revealed a ten person plot on the first hole. So

930
00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:50,080
Speaker 1: I guess they had a spot that's always ready where

931
00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:53,560
Speaker 1: friends and family gathered. Maybe all the Trump's are eventually

932
00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:55,960
Speaker 1: gonna be buried there, so that's gonna be the Trump

933
00:48:56,000 --> 00:49:00,160
Speaker 1: Hole overlooking the first hole. Okay, so it's not on

934
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:03,600
Speaker 1: the green, Yeah, I read it incorrect. No, No, it's

935
00:49:03,640 --> 00:49:06,680
Speaker 1: the t box though, No, it's not. It's overlooking the whole.

936
00:49:07,080 --> 00:49:09,239
Speaker 1: I mean I'm looking at it right here. It looks

937
00:49:09,239 --> 00:49:11,560
Speaker 1: like it's I mean, oh, it's adjason. I do like

938
00:49:11,680 --> 00:49:15,360
Speaker 1: fair Way to Heaven though, that's kind of that's that's well.

939
00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:17,640
Speaker 1: I like what you did there. Well, the article did

940
00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:20,600
Speaker 1: a good job because they showed picture people. You did terrible. No,

941
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:23,600
Speaker 1: the articles showed a picture of people on the golf course,

942
00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:25,520
Speaker 1: which led me to believe that it was actually on

943
00:49:25,560 --> 00:49:28,040
Speaker 1: the golf course. But that's how articles get you, and

944
00:49:28,080 --> 00:49:30,960
Speaker 1: I'll hang up and listen. It was a good stories.

945
00:49:31,520 --> 00:49:34,680
Speaker 1: It made for a good segment. Shop sold losers dot

946
00:49:34,719 --> 00:49:37,280
Speaker 1: com and they listen wherever you guys listen to our podcast.

947
00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:39,600
Speaker 1: Rate us that way we can get in the top

948
00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:41,359
Speaker 1: two hundred. You know, I race it. We weren't even

949
00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:43,680
Speaker 1: the top two hundred. And then every week the company

950
00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:46,919
Speaker 1: sends out a newsletter about like podcast top podcast. We've

951
00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:49,160
Speaker 1: never made that newsletter. So if you rate us, write

952
00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:50,919
Speaker 1: a little thing that way, people see it in boom

953
00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:53,080
Speaker 1: boom boom and start popping up in more people's fees,

954
00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:56,000
Speaker 1: and maybe people listen randomly enough. I feel like some

955
00:49:56,080 --> 00:49:58,960
Speaker 1: people are closet, you know, not that way. Um, but

956
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:02,359
Speaker 1: like my but Billy, he randomly text me. I was like, hey,

957
00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:03,920
Speaker 1: did you hear this? And he goes, no, Man, I

958
00:50:03,960 --> 00:50:06,240
Speaker 1: don't watch TV. I only listen to the sports show

959
00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:09,920
Speaker 1: and worry about making money. I was like the sports show,

960
00:50:10,680 --> 00:50:15,360
Speaker 1: he listens to the podcast US listens to sort losers

961
00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:19,719
Speaker 1: for life. They're snaking for life. Gosh, Billy, I didn't

962
00:50:19,719 --> 00:50:24,160
Speaker 1: know your closet that's what inspires him to make money. Dude, Hey,

963
00:50:24,160 --> 00:50:27,520
Speaker 1: because it's true or false. In Vacation Part two, the

964
00:50:27,640 --> 00:50:29,600
Speaker 1: shout out to horns up? Is that a shout out

965
00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:35,719
Speaker 1: to Billy? You have her a banger vacation this part

966
00:50:35,719 --> 00:50:39,200
Speaker 1: you're talking about here, You're talking about this banger right here?

967
00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:43,200
Speaker 1: Bey sis in here you're so goocci you sis is

968
00:50:43,680 --> 00:50:48,080
Speaker 1: like fireworks shooting ride out of Charlotte Daniels old fit,

969
00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:52,399
Speaker 1: like sunny side up. Cain't creep bacon know my make

970
00:50:52,480 --> 00:50:56,760
Speaker 1: great great? That's it. Let's go. Is that a shout

971
00:50:56,800 --> 00:50:59,919
Speaker 1: out to Billy? It's really a thing. I mean, italach

972
00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:02,080
Speaker 1: the state guys. A t X was huge to me

973
00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:04,160
Speaker 1: in my life, so it's always horns up. You know

974
00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:06,680
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I made a lot of memories in

975
00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:09,920
Speaker 1: a t X, So horns up baby. Okay, all right,

976
00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:11,960
Speaker 1: I had that all roll and right. We have one

977
00:51:12,040 --> 00:51:15,160
Speaker 1: question for you that Eddie has this theory that Billy

978
00:51:15,239 --> 00:51:20,560
Speaker 1: is your idol? Is Billy? Are you gonna say the

979
00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:23,759
Speaker 1: same question here the one person coach that you just

980
00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:27,160
Speaker 1: look at for life advice, like Billy hangs the moon

981
00:51:27,239 --> 00:51:30,799
Speaker 1: in your eyes, like in your eyes you want to

982
00:51:30,880 --> 00:51:33,880
Speaker 1: be just like Billy. No, because I enjoy the career

983
00:51:33,920 --> 00:51:36,160
Speaker 1: that we're in. I believe he just does. I mean,

984
00:51:36,160 --> 00:51:40,400
Speaker 1: he hangs these cameras in stadiums and office buildings that

985
00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:43,560
Speaker 1: it sounds boring, but he makes money. Do the job sucks.

986
00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:46,960
Speaker 1: But how much money does he make? God knows. But

987
00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:50,200
Speaker 1: what I'm saying it so I enjoy my life. I'm

988
00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:54,680
Speaker 1: not envious. But yes, I look up to him. Kidding me,

989
00:51:55,080 --> 00:51:56,759
Speaker 1: do not look up to your friends. If you don't

990
00:51:56,760 --> 00:51:58,480
Speaker 1: look up to your friends, I don't look I don't

991
00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:00,399
Speaker 1: look up to either of you. Well, then maybe we're

992
00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:08,200
Speaker 1: not friends. Okay, coach, al right, that makes sense. I

993
00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:11,360
Speaker 1: was just wondering. I mean, I feel like you. He

994
00:52:12,040 --> 00:52:15,600
Speaker 1: Billy lays out the blueprint of a perfect life team

995
00:52:15,640 --> 00:52:17,200
Speaker 1: not a perfect like but dude, he was just like

996
00:52:17,480 --> 00:52:19,520
Speaker 1: he lived a life I never knew as possible. Like

997
00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:21,000
Speaker 1: when I would hang out with him in college, I'd

998
00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:22,120
Speaker 1: be like, oh, yeah, I went and worked in the

999
00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:24,719
Speaker 1: lumber mill for a month, man tried to make some money.

1000
00:52:24,760 --> 00:52:26,600
Speaker 1: What did you do. He's like, oh, yeah, we flew

1001
00:52:26,600 --> 00:52:28,920
Speaker 1: out to Tahoe. We gambled for a little bit. Then

1002
00:52:28,960 --> 00:52:30,799
Speaker 1: we go back to the lake house. Man, we chill.

1003
00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:32,840
Speaker 1: We chill there, we'd do a hot tub, then we

1004
00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:35,359
Speaker 1: get all drunk. Man, but that's not reality, I know, dude.

1005
00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:38,040
Speaker 1: But I was like, you lived like that for a month. Yeah, dude,

1006
00:52:38,040 --> 00:52:39,680
Speaker 1: we just bouncing out Tahoe. Then we were back in

1007
00:52:39,760 --> 00:52:42,879
Speaker 1: my mansion in a t X. I'm like, what what

1008
00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:46,040
Speaker 1: is that? That's amazing. I was in a cold lumber

1009
00:52:46,040 --> 00:52:50,040
Speaker 1: mill for a whole month. Man, we gotta get out

1010
00:52:50,040 --> 00:52:52,439
Speaker 1: of this mill. How though, that's a question. I heard

1011
00:52:52,640 --> 00:52:55,120
Speaker 1: Educations The Way to the Future were paying more across

1012
00:52:55,120 --> 00:52:59,600
Speaker 1: the street. But yeah, hopefully I laid it out for you.

1013
00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:02,080
Speaker 1: It's good. That's good. He just always we always wondered

1014
00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:04,800
Speaker 1: because I'm not not the Billy's a bad guy. I

1015
00:53:04,880 --> 00:53:17,080
Speaker 1: just wondered. Great for Billy. The Texas are upon you

1016
00:53:17,160 --> 00:53:23,080
Speaker 1: all the live long day. See. Yeah, what since this

1017
00:53:23,120 --> 00:53:25,799
Speaker 1: is Friday, I camp complain about this almost I gotta

1018
00:53:25,840 --> 00:53:29,040
Speaker 1: go anyway. So I mean my fantasy team, No nobody

1019
00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:32,520
Speaker 1: cares fantasy soccer. What are you playing fantasy baseball? You're

1020
00:53:32,520 --> 00:53:38,960
Speaker 1: doing fantasy track and field? But the Green team didn't

1021
00:53:38,960 --> 00:53:44,239
Speaker 1: lose again for all right? All right, man, have a

1022
00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:46,160
Speaker 1: good one, have a great weekend. May you too, Ray,

1023
00:53:46,239 --> 00:53:48,359
Speaker 1: You going to Alabama? Yeah? Peace up? Eight town down.

1024
00:53:48,440 --> 00:53:51,680
Speaker 1: We are filming vacation Part two. Guys, expecting the next

1025
00:53:51,680 --> 00:53:56,480
Speaker 1: couple of weeks. Two. We're taking a sprinter van hour

1026
00:53:56,520 --> 00:53:58,359
Speaker 1: and a half across the country. A couple of girls

1027
00:53:58,400 --> 00:54:01,279
Speaker 1: in Mikinni, cops tops, couple dudes, a lot of beer,

1028
00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:03,880
Speaker 1: a lot of Seltzers. We got a driver though. Is

1029
00:54:03,920 --> 00:54:08,440
Speaker 1: anyone shooting the video? We gotta go shooting the damn video.

1030
00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:16,239
Speaker 1: All right, have a great weekend. Bye, hurry up. You

1031
00:54:16,280 --> 00:54:18,680
Speaker 1: gotta go. I gotta go, man, I gotta I'll try to. Yeah, yeah,

1032
00:54:18,680 --> 00:54:20,960
Speaker 1: you gotta go. Okay,