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Speaker 1: Are you going to start? Yes, Scott, are you ready?

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Speaker 2: Oh yes, CURTI b here it is Pablo Escobars, cocaine.

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Speaker 1: Hippos are legally people. Court.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that that does count as bananas.

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Speaker 1: Says Bad Doll World on its bad.

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Speaker 4: Would you believe that it's.

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Speaker 1: Not your mind you, Sillian pieces?

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Speaker 4: Would you believed Banana's baby bandanas Banana Bana, Bana's baby

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Speaker 4: bananas Brandana.

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Speaker 3: I'm banana boy number two, Scotty Land This thank you

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Speaker 3: for listening to the silliest little podcast that ever was.

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Speaker 1: I'm Kurt Brown Owler. We have such a great show

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Speaker 1: for you. I do, and I'm line. It's pretty good. Honestly,

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Speaker 1: it's pretty good. Yeah. So I got into Hamden last night,

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Speaker 1: very nice close. So what do you do when you

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Speaker 1: go to a new city. I don't know what. Do

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Speaker 1: you go to Applebee's While you're an Applebee?

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Speaker 3: You google coolest things to do in Hamden, Connecticut. Number

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Speaker 3: one the Sleeping Giant State Park.

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Speaker 1: I think is a thing.

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Speaker 3: Number two, Google search coolest things to do in Hamden, Connecticut,

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Speaker 3: Ireland's Great Hunger Museum.

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Speaker 1: Then I'm not lying. It's on Yelp.

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Speaker 3: It's on many it's on trip Advisor. It's just celebrating

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Speaker 3: the mass starvation and disease. Give that young man a

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Speaker 1: We love him.

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Speaker 3: I mean, what is cooler than one million Irish people

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Speaker 3: starving to death Hamden, Connecticut?

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Speaker 1: Coolest thing?

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Speaker 5: Uh?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, just the potato blake wiped out a

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Speaker 3: bunch of people in eighteen forty five, eighteen fifty two,

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Speaker 1: Also, it was a good museum. Honestly, I had a

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Speaker 1: very nice Wait you went, you went? Yeah, I went?

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Speaker 3: Where else is that museum in Ireland?

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Speaker 1: They're like, just don't talk about this anymore. It's very bad.

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Speaker 5: Oh.

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Speaker 2: I used to have a joke about it that I

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Speaker 3: That's very good to thank you for everybody for sending

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Speaker 3: in stories. We get upwards of one hundred stories an

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Speaker 3: hour at this point, and that is not exaggeration. But

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Speaker 3: usually it's the same story one hundred times.

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Speaker 1: That's a bit of a problem.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, here's a hint. If it's on Vice News, also

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Speaker 2: follow Vice.

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Speaker 1: We don't know why, though, I couldn't explain why if

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Speaker 1: I had to. Uh so, did you want to hear

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Speaker 2: What's wonderful about this article is that it is a

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Speaker 2: throwback to I think maybe one of our first or

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Speaker 2: were celebrating Pablo Escobar's cocaine hippos.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm into it.

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Speaker 2: They were so excited that they were like replicating the

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Speaker 1: It was a very weird article. They kill way more

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Speaker 1: people than crocodiles and sharks and bears. Come, he's talking

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Speaker 2: It's just like, did you wait, is that like a

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Speaker 2: generally known fact that hippos kill more than any other

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Speaker 1: Our folks are smart. Yeah we are. We got some

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Speaker 2: So this was sent in by a lot of bananimals,

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Speaker 2: but I saw it first on Kristin Tibby.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Christie, Chris, Christa Christo R. Yeah, this is

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Speaker 3: I don't know, I mean the gender Darna. We don't care.

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Speaker 3: Hippos are people now wrote this? Honestly, why wouldn't.

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Speaker 1: A hippo write this?

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Speaker 2: If you think about here, it is Abluscobar's hippos have

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Speaker 2: In at us First of Court recognized the animals as

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Speaker 1: Was that necessary? That was knocking them down a pack?

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Speaker 1: We get it, Grace underwater.

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Speaker 2: Three decades ago, drunk drug kingpin and narco terrorist Escobar

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Speaker 3: Yes, that's a cool movie though, Okay, we have one.

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Speaker 1: it's an elephant. Will put it in this condom. Sign

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Speaker 1: me up. Do I get to go to Columbia? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Okay, great, Oh, we're smuggling things to Colombia. Even better,

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Speaker 2: when Columbia's cops killed Escobar in nineteen ninety three, the

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Speaker 1: Come on all right, media missed in the biz and

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Speaker 2: When they did, they shipped all of Escobar's other creatures

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Speaker 1: they merely let them stay on the land. That's cool.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, that's it right there, coolest thing I've ever seen.

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Speaker 2: Like, can you imagine, Yeah, someone would be like they

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Speaker 1: They're like, get out of here. I can't stop. I

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Speaker 1: tamed it. I'm the hippo tamer. All right, happened, All

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Speaker 1: was well until the hippos started. Fucking. Now, start every

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Speaker 2: Now there are up to one hundred and twenty hippos

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Speaker 1: Scotty and I have said this.

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Speaker 2: Time and we are against invasive species.

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Speaker 1: Nope, we do, but we do it fier.

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Speaker 2: Yes, they're moxie, absolutely going for it.

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Speaker 1: And really fucking there was four of them. Now they're

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Speaker 2: They were stolen from a land where they normally lived

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Speaker 2: Ah, So basically I won't read the whole thing.

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Speaker 1: Basically, this is a very confusing.

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Speaker 2: Situation because there's a US court that is suing Colombia.

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Speaker 1: The Colombian decision to euthanize or go.

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Speaker 2: To right not to, and so there's a new plan

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Speaker 1: But they don't get to go anywhere. You don't make

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Speaker 2: And so the US court there's like confusing legal stuff

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Speaker 1: Yet are people.

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Speaker 2: Pretty cool, So it's actually good for animals, probably.

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Speaker 2: Maybe bad for the other animals that the hippos are eating,

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Speaker 3: One time, I was thinking about how smart dolphins are?

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Speaker 2: I love that everyone refers to these as the cocaine

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Speaker 1: Do with cocaine, these poor hippos.

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Speaker 2: But I do want to It did remind me of

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Speaker 2: this story about the very first time ever did cocaine.

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Speaker 1: Oh really, yes, I was twenty years I was fourteen

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Speaker 3: As you guys heard in the open, it is miraculous

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Speaker 3: what Kurt did before sixty. I know old men that

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Speaker 1: A wild time. I had a wild time. Last Ky

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Speaker 1: Kid ended? What last key kid? Yep? Cool? Unsupervised, yeah, supervised.

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Speaker 1: That was the eighties. At this point, I'm in college.

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Speaker 2: I'm living in Boston, Yes, sir, And this was like

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Speaker 1: Water Action. That's what I watch.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's when you walk up to people and ask

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Speaker 3: Come back in. Holy Canola. You want one yes please. Okay,

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Speaker 3: this is from Drew Boo.

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Speaker 1: Heard of it, Drew Underscore. B Oh you people dot com. Okay,

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Speaker 7: It's people, It's it's hippos hippos dot com written by

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Speaker 1: I'm not being cool. Yeah, it always goes sideways.

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Speaker 3: Man orders one hundred hard shell tacos at Taco Bell

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Speaker 3: Okay, sar when tacos, She's buried in tacos. Alie Myers

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Speaker 1: No, not even close.

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Speaker 3: But TikToker went viral on social media platform this week

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Speaker 2: But that wasn't even that makes it seem like it

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Speaker 1: Yes. So how did this all happen?

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Speaker 3: Eventually they wound up a Taco bell drive through lane,

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Speaker 1: Right now, we.

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Speaker 3: They were like you should be on TikTok and we're like, no, impossible, no.

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Speaker 2: Yes, Like if you just like showed up and were like,

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Speaker 3: Noon, and so I leave his house and I have

440
00:23:25,119 --> 00:23:28,000
Speaker 3: this little old vintage convertible, huge brag.

441
00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:30,040
Speaker 1: It breaks down all the time. It's not a braag

442
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:30,360
Speaker 1: at all.

443
00:23:31,119 --> 00:23:33,600
Speaker 3: And so I go down the street and I don't

444
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:34,840
Speaker 3: want to eat twenty four donuts.

445
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:36,439
Speaker 1: I live alone, it's not going to happen.

446
00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:41,240
Speaker 3: And so there is a man asking for change and

447
00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:45,439
Speaker 3: stuff at the light and I go, hey, man, you

448
00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:48,879
Speaker 3: want two dozen donuts? And he looks at me and

449
00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:50,960
Speaker 3: he walks up. He stands right above me, and I'm.

450
00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:53,000
Speaker 1: Like, oh, this might have been a huge mistake.

451
00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:55,719
Speaker 3: And he goes, hell, yeah, I want two dozen donuts.

452
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:58,560
Speaker 3: And I hand him two dozen donuts. He opens about

453
00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:01,359
Speaker 3: seas I wasn't messing with him, like, oh my god,

454
00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:04,280
Speaker 3: and it's walked away done with money. He was like,

455
00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:08,560
Speaker 3: that's it. I totally forgot that couplebourd Donuts is a company.

456
00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:11,280
Speaker 1: I think they're really good. So the reason I.

457
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:14,359
Speaker 3: Picked this story though, oh my god too, because I

458
00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:17,359
Speaker 3: said at the top worst first date store belt time.

459
00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:20,880
Speaker 1: Okay, so.

460
00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:29,679
Speaker 3: Whoa, thank you, Sydney.

461
00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:34,840
Speaker 1: We need them. We're good at that. This is just

462
00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:38,520
Speaker 1: gonna devolve to like this, Yeah.

463
00:24:38,359 --> 00:24:41,880
Speaker 3: You guys know where you saw the bananas after darks

464
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:47,040
Speaker 3: where it's just like we're not saying words, Okay, okay,

465
00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:49,840
Speaker 3: so you know this a little bit because Okay, So

466
00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:52,520
Speaker 3: in two thousand and five, I was living in Brooklyn

467
00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:54,560
Speaker 3: and I was a crossing. I had no money, I

468
00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:57,400
Speaker 3: was unemployed, and I was walking across the street exploring

469
00:24:57,400 --> 00:24:59,040
Speaker 3: a new neighborhood called Carroll Gardens.

470
00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:00,000
Speaker 1: It's a very nice neighborhoo.

471
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:03,720
Speaker 3: And in the middle of the crosswalk, there's a ten

472
00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:07,399
Speaker 3: dollar bill and so as I'm reaching for it, I go,

473
00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:08,800
Speaker 3: oh my god, I'm on jackass.

474
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:11,240
Speaker 1: Someone someone wipe their ass with this ten dollar bill.

475
00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:15,080
Speaker 1: But I picked it up. No, it wasn't covered and chit.

476
00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:19,080
Speaker 3: So I found ten bucks and I looked up and

477
00:25:19,119 --> 00:25:22,119
Speaker 3: there's this very pretty girl, this very pretty.

478
00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:24,240
Speaker 1: Woman standing there and she says, did you just find

479
00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:24,840
Speaker 1: ten dollars?

480
00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:26,440
Speaker 3: I said yes. I said do you want to get

481
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:28,240
Speaker 3: a beer? And she goes, yeah, sure. So we go

482
00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:30,920
Speaker 3: to Zombie Hot whoa be goes Zombie ho a Smith.

483
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:33,879
Speaker 1: Remember that well that you did that. We're not married.

484
00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:36,680
Speaker 3: I'll jump to the end because you would think I

485
00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:38,840
Speaker 3: would have been like, I know where we need to go,

486
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:40,000
Speaker 3: the courthouse.

487
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:43,960
Speaker 2: But I like the bold choice of like just being like,

488
00:25:44,119 --> 00:25:46,080
Speaker 2: we'll do it right, like, let's i'll ask you out

489
00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:46,480
Speaker 2: right here.

490
00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:46,680
Speaker 1: Yeah.

491
00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:48,520
Speaker 3: It was early in the day and it was like

492
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:50,080
Speaker 3: a panic neon on Wednesday.

493
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:55,239
Speaker 2: I'm doing coke. You're asking ladies out explains.

494
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:59,879
Speaker 3: Our dynamic almost perfectly. So her I'm going to call

495
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:05,160
Speaker 3: her beath very close. You did meet her many times,

496
00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:13,200
Speaker 3: very great person. So we go have a beer and

497
00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:15,119
Speaker 3: it went great. It was mill of the day and

498
00:26:15,359 --> 00:26:16,800
Speaker 3: I was like, She's like, oh, I just took the

499
00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:17,240
Speaker 3: day off.

500
00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:18,240
Speaker 1: I'm an architect.

501
00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:21,879
Speaker 3: I was like, that's very cool, and she's like, I

502
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:24,520
Speaker 3: know this is weird, but do you want to go

503
00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:26,200
Speaker 3: to a wedding with me? Oh?

504
00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:30,439
Speaker 1: Wow? Wow? So wait? How deep? In just one drink?

505
00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:34,480
Speaker 1: Probably two drinks. I probably had a Crisp ten and

506
00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:35,880
Speaker 1: my Velcrow wallet.

507
00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:41,280
Speaker 3: But after two, Like at first she was smartly standoffish

508
00:26:41,359 --> 00:26:43,399
Speaker 3: and being like, oh, I'm just having a drink with

509
00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:45,560
Speaker 3: this stranger because this is something, and then I was

510
00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:47,639
Speaker 3: and then she was like, so I broke up with

511
00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:52,040
Speaker 3: a guy and I'm from Cincinnati and I had a

512
00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:54,439
Speaker 3: plus one in the weddings next weekend.

513
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:55,040
Speaker 1: Do you want to go?

514
00:26:55,119 --> 00:26:57,800
Speaker 2: And I was like yes, I mean like you literally

515
00:26:57,960 --> 00:27:01,560
Speaker 2: she stepped into a lottery, like you are the best

516
00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:02,840
Speaker 2: wedding guest ever.

517
00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:07,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, I throw down. Can you dance at every wedding?

518
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:12,240
Speaker 1: I dance at weddings. I'm not invited to, I know, man.

519
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:15,600
Speaker 3: So I said yes, and she goes because I already

520
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:18,199
Speaker 3: have the plane ticket, it's fine, Like we can use

521
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:18,840
Speaker 3: my parents' card.

522
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:20,399
Speaker 1: Fine, So I said go, yeah, So we go.

523
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:24,000
Speaker 3: So four or five days later, we fly to Cincinnati.

524
00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:29,200
Speaker 3: I'd never been to Cincinnati. It's fine, not the worst,

525
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:36,640
Speaker 3: not the best. Do they have an Ireland's Great Hunger Museum?

526
00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:37,879
Speaker 1: No, they know.

527
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:44,760
Speaker 3: They're very insensitive. So I had one suit. My dad

528
00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:46,360
Speaker 3: was like, what do you want to do with your life?

529
00:27:46,359 --> 00:27:47,399
Speaker 3: And I was like, I want to be a writer.

530
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:49,919
Speaker 3: He's like, I better get you two suits from Joseph I.

531
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:54,119
Speaker 1: Banks. I was like, I don't think.

532
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:57,480
Speaker 2: You understand this beast, but he did, and then every

533
00:27:57,520 --> 00:27:59,920
Speaker 2: morning he would put the suit on and write, yeah,

534
00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:01,680
Speaker 2: take it off.

535
00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:03,760
Speaker 1: At the end of the day, put his T shirt

536
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:05,080
Speaker 1: back on. Done with that.

537
00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:09,439
Speaker 3: I've written, father, father, I've written I'm sitting on a

538
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:11,320
Speaker 3: five dollars bucket from home depot.

539
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:13,480
Speaker 1: So we go.

540
00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:15,920
Speaker 3: And her parents pick us up. So I mete her

541
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:20,520
Speaker 3: parents before our second pick and they're very nice people

542
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:24,159
Speaker 3: and they're super excited to have new young people in

543
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:26,680
Speaker 3: their life. And we go back to their house and

544
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:29,040
Speaker 3: they were like, hey, we set up an arrow bed

545
00:28:29,119 --> 00:28:29,720
Speaker 3: in the basement.

546
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:31,520
Speaker 1: So how many people know that?

547
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:34,720
Speaker 2: Like, oh, this guy found ten dollars in a sidewalk

548
00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:36,720
Speaker 2: and that's why we're here to get zero people.

549
00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:42,680
Speaker 1: Okay, Me and Beth So we go in the basement.

550
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:44,800
Speaker 1: I see the arabd set up. Very nice.

551
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:49,080
Speaker 3: We played the weirdest competitive ping pong of my entire life,

552
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:52,320
Speaker 3: where she smoked me so hard the entire time. I'm

553
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:55,000
Speaker 3: like this, that was the first red flag. I was like, oh,

554
00:28:55,040 --> 00:29:00,240
Speaker 3: she's excellent at ping pong. Anybody doesn't matter who you are.

555
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:02,200
Speaker 3: If you're great at pingpong, You're like, whoa, you had

556
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:04,160
Speaker 3: a little You were indoors a lot.

557
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:08,360
Speaker 1: And specifically basements.

558
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:11,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, like, it doesn't snow that much in Cincinnati.

559
00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:15,560
Speaker 1: It's basically Mary. I hear some booing from the back. Oh,

560
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:22,000
Speaker 1: pig pong would be a normal person. True. So we

561
00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:22,920
Speaker 1: have dinner with their parents.

562
00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:26,480
Speaker 3: Again, very nice people, truly, no shots fired on these people,

563
00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:27,200
Speaker 3: but they were.

564
00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:28,880
Speaker 1: Her mom was this really sweet woman.

565
00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:32,800
Speaker 3: I really only remember her having very thick hair. That's

566
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:35,920
Speaker 3: the detail, remember. Yeah, And she said, I hope you're

567
00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:38,560
Speaker 3: not allergic to cats, and I said, only if they

568
00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:42,200
Speaker 3: sleep on my face, and nobody laughed, so.

569
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:48,200
Speaker 1: I was aft. Then we go to the weather okay.

570
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:52,640
Speaker 3: In Cincinnati, which is really in Covington, Kentucky. Is anybody

571
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:53,720
Speaker 3: here from Cincinnati?

572
00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:56,680
Speaker 1: No? Exactly? They don't.

573
00:29:56,920 --> 00:30:01,160
Speaker 3: Well go anywhere but Covington, Kentucky's right across the river Oka.

574
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:03,080
Speaker 1: But it's it's different.

575
00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:06,120
Speaker 3: And so we go and all these people are like, hey,

576
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:07,200
Speaker 3: how did you meet Beth?

577
00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:08,800
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I met her.

578
00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:12,360
Speaker 3: I found ten dollars and she says yes to anybody apparently,

579
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:15,120
Speaker 3: and they wanted to talk about Tucker, Max and all

580
00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:17,640
Speaker 3: that stuff. I'm like, not for me, boh, no, oh,

581
00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:23,280
Speaker 3: for sure, that era two thousand and five. So we

582
00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:28,160
Speaker 3: go this wedding and the the you know, weddings are

583
00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:29,600
Speaker 3: sort of all the same.

584
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:30,520
Speaker 1: When they're the.

585
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:33,480
Speaker 3: Actual ceremony, it's sort of do you love each other?

586
00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:37,040
Speaker 3: Here's a universalist minister, Let's get out of here. Then

587
00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:39,960
Speaker 3: we go the reception at his giant Marion or Ratison

588
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:44,240
Speaker 3: or something, and the best man starts a speech. BG,

589
00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:46,920
Speaker 3: I'm gonna just call them Jack and Jill. I don't

590
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:50,600
Speaker 3: remember what the Bridan grooms names were, but he was

591
00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:55,040
Speaker 3: best friend in college with Jack. And he goes, Jill,

592
00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:58,280
Speaker 3: we love you. We have no idea why you're marrying

593
00:30:58,280 --> 00:31:01,800
Speaker 3: this guy. And so I don't know anybody. By the way,

594
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:04,360
Speaker 3: I'm the only person that knows nobody, and this the

595
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:07,720
Speaker 3: caterers know as many people as I do in this room,

596
00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:11,600
Speaker 3: and I feel Beth grabbing my leg and he goes, seriously,

597
00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:13,960
Speaker 3: you're way better than him when you came to do

598
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:14,840
Speaker 3: his life.

599
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:18,080
Speaker 1: We all love you. He's a jerk. We and so

600
00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:20,360
Speaker 1: all the laughs started to go to like.

601
00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:28,240
Speaker 8: Oh, and I'm starting to go gosh, that's who.

602
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:30,720
Speaker 1: We were waiting for a term of best man speech.

603
00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:32,440
Speaker 1: I don't know anybody either.

604
00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:34,200
Speaker 3: Is it He looked like Worson Well, it's very weird

605
00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:35,760
Speaker 3: for a twenty five year old look like Warsen Well.

606
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:39,080
Speaker 1: So and he's like, you could do better.

607
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:43,840
Speaker 3: We all think you're special, and then the laughs teeter off,

608
00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:48,160
Speaker 3: titter off, they go away, and so then everybody's.

609
00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:49,400
Speaker 1: Like, Okay, let's dance.

610
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:52,000
Speaker 3: Best wedding band I've ever seen in my life, incredible

611
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:53,120
Speaker 3: wedding band, incredible.

612
00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:54,080
Speaker 1: Nobody's dancing.

613
00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:58,640
Speaker 3: It's Covington, Kentucky, and everybody's weirded out. I'm dancing my asshof.

614
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:02,640
Speaker 3: I say to Beth, I go, do you want to dance?

615
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:04,920
Speaker 3: And she goes, let me have like another drink. She's like,

616
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:06,680
Speaker 3: let me have another drink and I'll come join you.

617
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:09,200
Speaker 3: So in the time that I'm dancing, I can see

618
00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:12,200
Speaker 3: somebody dancing out in my periphery, and then I can

619
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:15,520
Speaker 3: see every single person of a two hundred plus wedding

620
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:20,880
Speaker 3: surrounding the dance floor five pm, not late in the day.

621
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:25,440
Speaker 3: And I glance over and there's a young boy probably

622
00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:29,080
Speaker 3: under ten with down syndrome, dancing wildly and me and

623
00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:32,240
Speaker 3: I'm dancing over here, and two hundred and twenty people

624
00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:34,360
Speaker 3: I don't know going like, who.

625
00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:38,560
Speaker 9: Are who's him? We know him, we love him? Who's

626
00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:42,960
Speaker 9: that guy who's pointing at the singer being like it

627
00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:46,440
Speaker 9: is a party in the USA. Also, the saxophonist was like,

628
00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:51,400
Speaker 9: thank you, thank you so much for doing this. So

629
00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:54,440
Speaker 9: I don't know where my daate is. So everybody proceeds

630
00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:55,800
Speaker 9: to get.

631
00:32:55,440 --> 00:33:00,520
Speaker 3: Early twenties wedding drunk, so drunk that my date does

632
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:04,720
Speaker 3: not know not only can she not drive her mom's

633
00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:09,120
Speaker 3: dodge intrepid, but she doesn't know where she lives anymore.

634
00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:12,440
Speaker 1: So we leave, so I'm and you don't know where

635
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:15,760
Speaker 1: she lives. You barely don't know where I am.

636
00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:18,200
Speaker 3: I was just gonna be like the guy that shakes

637
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:20,640
Speaker 3: hands with people and encourages them on their startups.

638
00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:24,280
Speaker 1: I was gonna be like absolutely very cool a photo

639
00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:27,720
Speaker 1: pop here that sends an email. Good idea, sign me up.

640
00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:32,280
Speaker 3: So we get in her car and I drive to Cincinnati.

641
00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:35,560
Speaker 3: Then we get on two seventy five, which is their belway.

642
00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:39,400
Speaker 3: I have no idea what her exit is. I go, Beth,

643
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:41,160
Speaker 3: what exit do you live on? She goes, what are

644
00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:42,840
Speaker 3: you talking about? I go where do you live? And

645
00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:44,520
Speaker 3: she goes, I don't know what you're saying?

646
00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:46,920
Speaker 1: And I was like, where do you live? She says,

647
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:48,760
Speaker 1: I'm going to throw up? Please pull over? So I

648
00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:49,400
Speaker 1: pull over.

649
00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:57,480
Speaker 2: Who would have suspected that meeting someone in a crosswalk

650
00:33:57,520 --> 00:33:59,440
Speaker 2: wouldn't have ended perfectly?

651
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:02,400
Speaker 1: Got me a podcast?

652
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:09,400
Speaker 3: So we're on So I pull over the side of

653
00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:11,040
Speaker 3: the road, but like, not an exit.

654
00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:12,960
Speaker 1: So cars is whizzing by, and.

655
00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:17,120
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm not mad, I'm more confused, and I

656
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:19,000
Speaker 3: really don't know a little.

657
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:20,840
Speaker 1: Bit, like where are we going to sleep?

658
00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:23,959
Speaker 3: Yeah, And it's like two am probably at this point,

659
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,760
Speaker 3: Like we were going hard, and then we kept going

660
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:29,160
Speaker 3: and I thought she was fine, and I thought she

661
00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:31,600
Speaker 3: was like being funny, and then we ultimately realized that

662
00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:34,520
Speaker 3: she was just in a different dimension.

663
00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:37,280
Speaker 2: Right, Like it's essentially like you're lost in the woods.

664
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:40,680
Speaker 1: But the woods could get you home very easily. Yeah.

665
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:45,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, So she throws up on the set of two

666
00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:48,120
Speaker 3: seventy five and then gets back in the car and goes, it's.

667
00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:53,080
Speaker 1: That way, and I go, yes, here we go whoo

668
00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:57,120
Speaker 1: get some So we get in the car and I go, okay,

669
00:34:57,160 --> 00:34:59,319
Speaker 1: so which exit is that? She goes what? And I go,

670
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:01,160
Speaker 1: what exit A we're going to? She goes, what do

671
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:03,200
Speaker 1: you mean? I go what exit do your parents live

672
00:35:03,239 --> 00:35:05,560
Speaker 1: off of? This is her childhood house. They didn't move.

673
00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:09,360
Speaker 3: This is where she grew up for seventeen eighteen years.

674
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:12,520
Speaker 3: So she goes, I don't know, stop yelling at me.

675
00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:15,160
Speaker 3: I've never yelled at anybody in my How long have

676
00:35:15,239 --> 00:35:17,479
Speaker 3: you known me. I've never heard you yell, not once.

677
00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:18,480
Speaker 1: This is your yelling.

678
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:22,120
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, somebody shoots men.

679
00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:25,560
Speaker 1: I'm like, god, sure, go a beer.

680
00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:29,560
Speaker 3: So she gets in the back seat, pulls up her

681
00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:32,000
Speaker 3: dress and it is about to pee in the just

682
00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:33,560
Speaker 3: where your feet go in the back of.

683
00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:37,239
Speaker 1: And I go no, no, no, this is your mom's car.

684
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:37,920
Speaker 1: She goes what.

685
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:39,560
Speaker 3: I go no, So I pull over and I open

686
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:41,120
Speaker 3: the back door and I pull her out so she

687
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:42,560
Speaker 3: can peel on the side of the road. So now

688
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:45,880
Speaker 3: she's peep, it's just bet I've met this person.

689
00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:48,480
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we had dinner a few times. I'm so

690
00:35:48,719 --> 00:35:52,439
Speaker 1: excited to find out who. Yeah, it's my sister Kate.

691
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:53,600
Speaker 1: That's the weirdest far.

692
00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:58,440
Speaker 3: So I pull her out and then so we just

693
00:35:58,520 --> 00:36:02,520
Speaker 3: are driving the Beltway around Cincinnati in circles at night,

694
00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:06,960
Speaker 3: and I wasn't drinking and driving. I was angry driving.

695
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:09,960
Speaker 3: I was just staring straight ahead. And then finally she goes, hey,

696
00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:13,360
Speaker 3: like the voice dropped. I was like yeah, She's like,

697
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:16,600
Speaker 3: that's we I have two egsits away and I go okay,

698
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:20,240
Speaker 3: So get her back home and she's like, I'm so sorry.

699
00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:23,840
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry. I'm so embarrassed. I'm like it's fine.

700
00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:25,919
Speaker 3: And in my head I'm like, just give me back

701
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:26,560
Speaker 3: to Brooklyn.

702
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:28,200
Speaker 1: So far. Yeah.

703
00:36:28,239 --> 00:36:31,319
Speaker 3: And so I get her in bed and like help

704
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:32,960
Speaker 3: her out of her dress. I don't think she had

705
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:35,080
Speaker 3: like puked her peel on herself, which you know, good

706
00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:41,719
Speaker 3: for her, honestly. Good night in Cincinnati, and I go

707
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:44,920
Speaker 3: down parents house. Parents are asleep, and I go downstairs

708
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:49,040
Speaker 3: and there's a cat sleeping on each pillow, just sleeping

709
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:52,600
Speaker 3: right there, just like fuck, you, bud, and so I

710
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:55,719
Speaker 3: just sleep like in this weird non pillow on an

711
00:36:55,719 --> 00:37:00,640
Speaker 3: air mattress. So year, six years later, still in Brooklyn,

712
00:37:01,239 --> 00:37:02,040
Speaker 3: I run into her.

713
00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:04,360
Speaker 1: We dated for three months. Also, I should say that

714
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:07,000
Speaker 1: we want on more dates. I'll wait. After that. You

715
00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:09,719
Speaker 1: were like, well, let's keep doing this. Josh was pretty

716
00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:10,799
Speaker 1: good at basketball and stuck.

717
00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:15,080
Speaker 3: And so I ran into her, like six or seven

718
00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:16,800
Speaker 3: years later, She's like, I met my soulmate.

719
00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:19,040
Speaker 1: Weird thing to say to an X on a train.

720
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:27,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I bet you did. Cool you can see

721
00:37:27,239 --> 00:37:32,400
Speaker 3: from Covington, Kentucky. I was like, what happened to that couple?

722
00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:34,200
Speaker 3: She said, divorced in two months?

723
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:39,080
Speaker 1: Whoa and date and married the best man. I wish

724
00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:42,319
Speaker 1: she was a much nicer man. It was crazy. Oh

725
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:44,680
Speaker 1: that's amazing. You do know her. I'll tell you after this.

726
00:37:44,719 --> 00:37:47,600
Speaker 1: All right, I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm gonna read you

727
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:49,360
Speaker 1: one and then let's take a break.

728
00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:54,960
Speaker 2: Here's one Scottie, Yes, sir, the zoo keeper who fathered

729
00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:58,880
Speaker 2: five chicks with a murderous and dangered crane.

730
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:02,719
Speaker 1: We are we getting into it. No, we're going to

731
00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:07,080
Speaker 1: take a break. Okay, more after.

732
00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:37,719
Speaker 2: This break, it's not a real break, don't worry, and

733
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:42,280
Speaker 2: we're bad and we're bad away podcasts work.

734
00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:46,279
Speaker 3: This is only the fourth time we've ever done this

735
00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:51,040
Speaker 3: in person. We've we did the first two, then Kristin

736
00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:51,880
Speaker 3: Shaw and then this.

737
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:55,200
Speaker 2: Yeah for real, So Scotty, we gotta, we gotta. We

738
00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:56,080
Speaker 2: got some stuff to do.

739
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:59,760
Speaker 3: We got some games and fun things we wanted to Also,

740
00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:03,960
Speaker 3: I'm missing something that was here, which is interesting.

741
00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:09,560
Speaker 1: What where's that letter? Oh? Oh okay, First of all,

742
00:39:09,719 --> 00:39:15,560
Speaker 1: it's behind your laptop, classic me. It really is, all right?

743
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:21,440
Speaker 3: Who came from the far farthest away?

744
00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:28,680
Speaker 1: Where'd you come from? Boston? Boston, Carolina?

745
00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:32,600
Speaker 3: Hold on, we're gonna go through everybody.

746
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:33,840
Speaker 4: London?

747
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:42,399
Speaker 1: Is that Helen? Who else? Who can anybody be London? Wait?

748
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:45,920
Speaker 1: Wait but okay, who knows? He saw some other hands?

749
00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:51,719
Speaker 1: I need to say so. I made twelve rulers on Etsy.

750
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:58,480
Speaker 3: That said you are the longest banana, and they were

751
00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:04,319
Speaker 3: stolen out of my mailbox last week. Just imagine that

752
00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:07,279
Speaker 3: criminal opening and being like fuck.

753
00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:12,319
Speaker 1: Whoa, So they're in the world.

754
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:17,280
Speaker 3: They're twelve feet of your the longest banana.

755
00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:23,800
Speaker 1: With no home. I'm sorry? Okay, who else? Okay? Who else? Yeah?

756
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:24,440
Speaker 1: There do.

757
00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:30,640
Speaker 3: Birthplace of Yes, Maine good, mains very fun, can beat

758
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:31,480
Speaker 3: maze South.

759
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:34,040
Speaker 1: Maine, Maine good.

760
00:40:34,239 --> 00:40:36,360
Speaker 3: We love Portland man. A lot of beards and a

761
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:37,960
Speaker 3: lot of beards and sweaters in Portland, man.

762
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:41,520
Speaker 1: I feel like South Carolina beats Maine, right, Yes, for sure,

763
00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:46,120
Speaker 1: you know what. Vermont very good. Pretty good job on

764
00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:49,719
Speaker 1: the vaccines up there. A lot of people like Bernie.

765
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:53,680
Speaker 1: We do to anybody, anybody? Can anybody be South Carolina

766
00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:56,680
Speaker 1: besides London? You're kidding?

767
00:40:57,440 --> 00:40:57,520
Speaker 3: What?

768
00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:03,200
Speaker 1: La? You know? We have a show that on Thursday. Yeah,

769
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:10,200
Speaker 1: it's not sold out yet, but you should come. La okay,

770
00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:14,120
Speaker 1: La South Carolina. I think La South Carolina. So please

771
00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:19,200
Speaker 1: and please come up to the well. Get This is

772
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:21,160
Speaker 1: the flippity fish. It's a cat toy.

773
00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:25,280
Speaker 3: It flips and flops and wiggles like a real fish.

774
00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:28,279
Speaker 1: We did it. We probably need to hand them. Yeah,

775
00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:33,759
Speaker 1: we didn't get the rulers. But I'm staying on the mic.

776
00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:36,719
Speaker 1: I'm staying on the mic. It's on podcast.

777
00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:39,320
Speaker 2: Congratulations, Congratulations.

778
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:48,480
Speaker 1: What's South Carolina's name? Savannah? I know Savannah? Oh you do? Yeah?

779
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:54,640
Speaker 1: From Twitter at Los Angeles? What's your name? Erica? All right?

780
00:41:54,800 --> 00:42:00,640
Speaker 1: Longest bananas? I mean, I hope that fish. Put your bare.

781
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:03,080
Speaker 3: Yourself with that fish and then.

782
00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:08,360
Speaker 1: We have there. I go for it. Helen from London.

783
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:13,000
Speaker 3: We heard that this is a very early birthday wish.

784
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:17,200
Speaker 1: We heard that we're two months early, which is very dumb.

785
00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:19,600
Speaker 1: But we have a card for your early birthday.

786
00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:23,640
Speaker 3: We heard it is your thirty third, twenty seventh birthday,

787
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:26,480
Speaker 3: so this is yours. If you don't want to fight

788
00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:28,160
Speaker 3: through the crowd, we can bring it to you after,

789
00:42:28,239 --> 00:42:29,200
Speaker 3: but this one is.

790
00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:33,160
Speaker 1: All for you. Helen. Are you still dressed as a banana? Oh?

791
00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:37,399
Speaker 1: Come on up then, Helen, hell, come up here, get

792
00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:38,480
Speaker 1: your birthday card.

793
00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:45,239
Speaker 2: Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday.

794
00:42:45,520 --> 00:43:01,160
Speaker 10: Tolen from Charlie.

795
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:07,080
Speaker 3: All right, yeah, Helen's a taekwondo master. I heard like, so,

796
00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:09,719
Speaker 3: I don't know if that's true, but we're going with it.

797
00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:14,960
Speaker 2: I'm going with it. Oh wow, good congratulations. I've tried

798
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:16,000
Speaker 2: taekwondo once.

799
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:19,520
Speaker 1: How to go? It was exhausting? Yeah? Too hard? I

800
00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:23,520
Speaker 1: was just like, it's so slow, exhausting. Yeah, who's got

801
00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:23,960
Speaker 1: the time?

802
00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:28,160
Speaker 5: All right, now, we're very excited because we have a

803
00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:32,719
Speaker 5: very special guest joining us. Are you guys too, Yeah,

804
00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:35,759
Speaker 5: she happens to be the co host of.

805
00:43:37,239 --> 00:43:39,880
Speaker 1: I Saw What You did. Please welcome to the stage,

806
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:41,560
Speaker 1: Danielle hand good.

807
00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:54,240
Speaker 8: Daniel Henders said, ladies and gentlemen, we give you a

808
00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:57,760
Speaker 8: brief and triumphant Charlie fromage.

809
00:43:58,360 --> 00:43:59,160
Speaker 1: This is exciting.

810
00:43:59,239 --> 00:44:02,280
Speaker 11: I actually tickets because I thought, oh, my friend Kurt's

811
00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:02,919
Speaker 11: come into town.

812
00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:05,600
Speaker 1: And then two mail two emails later, I'm working.

813
00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:08,719
Speaker 2: Oh wo yeah, now you're working for it.

814
00:44:08,719 --> 00:44:13,720
Speaker 1: It's the whitest thing you've done in our friendship. So

815
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:18,360
Speaker 1: are you coming? Did you work for it? Wouldn't that

816
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:24,600
Speaker 1: be fun for you? Well? What did you bring to

817
00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:26,960
Speaker 1: the table, Danielle? I brought this buck?

818
00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:34,520
Speaker 3: Okay ooh, Banana's confessions? So these are real confessions. I

819
00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:36,959
Speaker 3: hope they're anonymous. Don't don't yell?

820
00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:39,640
Speaker 1: That was me. Yeah.

821
00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:42,839
Speaker 2: We asked people to write down their confessions and put

822
00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:44,720
Speaker 2: the mental box at the top of the show.

823
00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:47,480
Speaker 1: And some of you have are there?

824
00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:49,600
Speaker 2: Are there some to choose from, And now we're just

825
00:44:49,640 --> 00:44:51,759
Speaker 2: gonna post them out and see what we got.

826
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:53,000
Speaker 1: It looks like this one.

827
00:44:53,520 --> 00:44:58,919
Speaker 3: This is printed, this one, whoa, hello, damn, let's say

828
00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:02,000
Speaker 3: the very short get something.

829
00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:04,520
Speaker 1: I'll view this one and see how it is.

830
00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:06,919
Speaker 3: There we go that looks like an appropriate leg and

831
00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:08,040
Speaker 3: good handwriting.

832
00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:09,960
Speaker 1: This one looks good and I can read it.

833
00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:12,640
Speaker 11: When I played Hide and Go Seek as a kid,

834
00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:15,160
Speaker 11: I got super nervous to be found.

835
00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:18,680
Speaker 1: I had to pee anxious. P oh boy.

836
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:22,839
Speaker 11: So I grabbed a tub or container and peede in it.

837
00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:27,320
Speaker 1: I put it back nice right right more, that's great.

838
00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:31,520
Speaker 11: It eventually evaporated and no one ever used it.

839
00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:35,880
Speaker 3: Ray, You're forgiven, by the way, whoever did that, you

840
00:45:36,120 --> 00:45:37,000
Speaker 3: are forgiven.

841
00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:38,879
Speaker 1: You are forgiven. Feel it.

842
00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:42,120
Speaker 11: I don't know if you watched the evaporation process and

843
00:45:42,239 --> 00:45:43,480
Speaker 11: put it back and kept checking.

844
00:45:43,560 --> 00:45:46,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, you actually knew Kurt hold On.

845
00:45:46,239 --> 00:45:49,040
Speaker 3: Yes, when I was in When I was fifteen, I

846
00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:51,520
Speaker 3: was at a party and a bunch of dudes were

847
00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:55,520
Speaker 3: watching UFC and they were taking turns wrestling each other.

848
00:45:57,120 --> 00:45:59,520
Speaker 3: And then they were like, Scottie, do you want to

849
00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:03,480
Speaker 3: wrestle so and so? And I said no, and they

850
00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:09,320
Speaker 3: called me all the wrong words. So I secretly folded

851
00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:13,279
Speaker 3: his entire baseball collection of cards. I just folded him,

852
00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:16,319
Speaker 3: making them worth nothing. While everybody else wrestled. I just

853
00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:21,480
Speaker 3: sat there, folding every card and silently winning the entire time.

854
00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:26,920
Speaker 3: Nobody knows. Sorry, guy, I won't name, but you're retiring.

855
00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:29,320
Speaker 3: Al Oh, yeah, I'm a silent killer.

856
00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:30,440
Speaker 1: I had a.

857
00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:34,600
Speaker 11: Roommate once who owed me rent and she wouldn't pay it,

858
00:46:34,680 --> 00:46:36,640
Speaker 11: so I pawned one of her grandma's rings.

859
00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:43,160
Speaker 3: Don't yes, sharing, you are forgiven.

860
00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:49,359
Speaker 2: They deserved it, all right. Here's one that I really appreciate.

861
00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:54,399
Speaker 2: This is someone's confession. I thought I invented masturbation for

862
00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:55,160
Speaker 2: many years.

863
00:46:56,920 --> 00:47:02,840
Speaker 1: Yes, I I to fight with that. Yes.

864
00:47:04,080 --> 00:47:06,640
Speaker 3: In a movie I saw somebody doing this out of

865
00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:09,000
Speaker 3: a car window, and I was like, they stole.

866
00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:09,279
Speaker 1: That for me.

867
00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:12,319
Speaker 3: I was number one, and I park it behind the

868
00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:17,239
Speaker 3: mirror and then take her back out. That's a good one.

869
00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:20,360
Speaker 3: You're forgiven. Whoever that is, you're forgiven. I forget.

870
00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:23,279
Speaker 1: Well the night beautiful. There are more. Do you want

871
00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:24,040
Speaker 1: to read one's guys?

872
00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:28,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're just trying to find some sweet, easy ones.

873
00:47:28,719 --> 00:47:32,359
Speaker 1: I like sweet easy ones. This is short. I'm not

874
00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:33,200
Speaker 1: even reading it.

875
00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:36,480
Speaker 3: I once stole all of the computer mouse balls on

876
00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:39,279
Speaker 3: a school field trip to a high school. They tried

877
00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:41,759
Speaker 3: to catch me, but they had no proof, so I

878
00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:48,400
Speaker 3: got away. That is so funny, fantastic, fantastic.

879
00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:51,160
Speaker 1: That's the perfect confession. You're forgiving.

880
00:47:51,280 --> 00:47:54,239
Speaker 2: That is also what's wonderful too about those is I

881
00:47:54,280 --> 00:47:58,400
Speaker 2: as a former it guy, they are so pleasantly weighted.

882
00:47:58,600 --> 00:48:01,560
Speaker 1: Oh yes, happy a lot of them. It would be

883
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:04,759
Speaker 1: very pleasant. Yes, here's one.

884
00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:07,960
Speaker 2: As a kid during my quote sexual Awakening, I had

885
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:11,800
Speaker 2: a crush on the Leprechaun from the Lucky Charps Cereal.

886
00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:15,040
Speaker 1: Oh boy, that could go either way. A lot of

887
00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:18,000
Speaker 1: genders represented there. That could go a lot of ways.

888
00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:21,160
Speaker 11: I was way too old when I figured out that

889
00:48:21,719 --> 00:48:23,799
Speaker 11: so many people are horny for cartoons.

890
00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:27,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so many people. I want to know all

891
00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:28,800
Speaker 1: of you and interview you separately.

892
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:30,600
Speaker 3: I was.

893
00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:32,960
Speaker 2: I did like because Hentai, I'm like, I was on

894
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:34,359
Speaker 2: a porn site once in my.

895
00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:37,640
Speaker 1: Life, okay, right, yeah, Bud, And.

896
00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:39,800
Speaker 2: I saw HENTI keeps like it's coming up in the

897
00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:41,080
Speaker 2: search thing. And then I was like, all right, well

898
00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:43,799
Speaker 2: let's look. And I was just like, no, it's still cartoons.

899
00:48:45,040 --> 00:48:49,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not cool, It's fine.

900
00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:53,000
Speaker 1: How many years passed? Do member tits? Were you by then? Like,

901
00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:55,279
Speaker 1: hen Ti is gonna do it?

902
00:48:55,719 --> 00:48:58,680
Speaker 3: I wasn't like, what did the family Guy cast look

903
00:48:58,800 --> 00:48:59,560
Speaker 3: like having sex?

904
00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:01,960
Speaker 1: I've never thought about it ever, and I don't want to.

905
00:49:02,239 --> 00:49:04,200
Speaker 2: I think I did mention this on the podcast though

906
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:06,640
Speaker 2: that once I just googled Scooby Doo porn to see

907
00:49:06,640 --> 00:49:11,360
Speaker 2: if it existed. It totally exists, and it's so fucking upsetting.

908
00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:15,359
Speaker 2: It's a giant Scooby has a giant human deck.

909
00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:19,120
Speaker 1: It's not a dog dick. Yeah, there's no mystery, there's

910
00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:22,719
Speaker 1: upsetting party. Why does Scooby have a human dick?

911
00:49:22,920 --> 00:49:26,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, he has a great dane. Yeah he's got it.

912
00:49:28,239 --> 00:49:36,560
Speaker 3: That boy's packing. Nobody's talking about.

913
00:49:36,239 --> 00:49:45,640
Speaker 1: It makes you wonder. I got one, Okay, Oh, this

914
00:49:45,719 --> 00:49:46,600
Speaker 1: is a killer one.

915
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:51,040
Speaker 3: I fart in my roommate's room while he is at work.

916
00:49:55,520 --> 00:49:58,799
Speaker 1: That's just like, I hate this fucking guy so much.

917
00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:00,279
Speaker 1: That is so deep.

918
00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:04,600
Speaker 3: It's actually nicer to do it Whally's home. That's more

919
00:50:04,719 --> 00:50:08,440
Speaker 3: just like, oh, even the idea of you deserves this.

920
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:11,239
Speaker 3: Holy smokes.

921
00:50:11,719 --> 00:50:13,839
Speaker 1: I got one that's a little bit long. Okay, give

922
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:16,200
Speaker 1: it to us. This person signed their name, and I

923
00:50:16,239 --> 00:50:18,040
Speaker 1: am a dolted now.

924
00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:21,840
Speaker 11: I accidentally gave my mother a good certificate for a

925
00:50:21,920 --> 00:50:24,320
Speaker 11: sex worker as a birthday Get what?

926
00:50:24,560 --> 00:50:24,840
Speaker 1: Great?

927
00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:29,799
Speaker 11: What? I'm not even a little bit sorry. Yes she

928
00:50:29,920 --> 00:50:33,520
Speaker 11: used the certificate. Yes she had to give a statement

929
00:50:33,560 --> 00:50:34,280
Speaker 11: to the police.

930
00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:34,600
Speaker 3: What.

931
00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:40,600
Speaker 1: Wow, what happened? This is an amazing story. Wow.

932
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:43,600
Speaker 11: Yes, I brought my one month old baby with me

933
00:50:43,719 --> 00:50:48,480
Speaker 11: to buy it, and yes I made my siblings chip in.

934
00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:51,720
Speaker 1: Yes, I regret nothing.

935
00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:54,839
Speaker 11: It gave me the best icebreaker story in my anecdote.

936
00:50:54,960 --> 00:51:00,080
Speaker 1: Arsenal. Yeah, that's right, really good. That's really good. All

937
00:51:00,160 --> 00:51:04,279
Speaker 1: right on that one, on that one. Shall we move on?

938
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:11,680
Speaker 1: Let's move on, thank you. We're gonna keep might become confessional,

939
00:51:12,160 --> 00:51:15,320
Speaker 1: might be a thing. It's too fun. Okay, Danielle, do

940
00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:18,080
Speaker 1: you want to hear about this? I'll got two stories left.

941
00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:22,640
Speaker 1: We've got two stories left. But then like, we're gonna

942
00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:28,160
Speaker 1: sign some stuff and hang out. Yeah, party too, ding dongs.

943
00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:32,160
Speaker 1: We like to party. Here is so this was sent

944
00:51:32,280 --> 00:51:36,680
Speaker 1: in by Lieutenant Dan ice Cream Sentinel Loss Are you here,

945
00:51:36,719 --> 00:51:43,839
Speaker 1: Lieutenant Dan? And Lieutenant Dan ice Cream. Yeah. I don't

946
00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:44,040
Speaker 1: know why.

947
00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:47,760
Speaker 3: I felt like I defend Forrest Gump character Gary playing

948
00:51:47,800 --> 00:51:48,520
Speaker 3: Lieutenant Dan.

949
00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:52,640
Speaker 1: He's as Yeah, I'm like all these vets. We got

950
00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:55,960
Speaker 1: to take care of our vets. We do, but not

951
00:51:56,040 --> 00:52:00,640
Speaker 1: Gary Sonise. So sorry.

952
00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:06,320
Speaker 2: This is from I fl Science, my favorite I fucking

953
00:52:06,440 --> 00:52:11,440
Speaker 2: love science. The zoo keeper who quote fathered five chicks

954
00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:15,799
Speaker 2: with a murderous endangered crane. Right, I've got and so

955
00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:19,600
Speaker 2: this was originally posted originally written about in the Washington

956
00:52:19,680 --> 00:52:22,120
Speaker 2: Post under the headline the crane who fell in love

957
00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:25,839
Speaker 2: with a human and they have It's a little more

958
00:52:25,880 --> 00:52:28,880
Speaker 2: intense in the beginning, so I will begin reading here.

959
00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:34,400
Speaker 1: This was by Sadie Dingfelder. Oh she's so good, are he?

960
00:52:35,120 --> 00:52:44,879
Speaker 1: She Sadie? They yeah, she's they are awesome. We love them.

961
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:47,560
Speaker 1: Best in the business is the real thing to say,

962
00:52:47,760 --> 00:52:48,680
Speaker 1: best in the biz.

963
00:52:48,840 --> 00:52:54,400
Speaker 2: Best in the biz, Sadie Dingfelder, You know it breaks

964
00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:58,120
Speaker 2: a smile every time you say it. She must smile

965
00:52:58,200 --> 00:53:00,600
Speaker 2: every time she says yeah.

966
00:53:00,719 --> 00:53:04,120
Speaker 1: And I'm Sadie ding at Starbucks.

967
00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:06,760
Speaker 3: When that caramel frap comes up and they're like, Dingfelder,

968
00:53:06,960 --> 00:53:12,400
Speaker 3: You're like, I'm the best in the wax.

969
00:53:12,560 --> 00:53:16,440
Speaker 1: Here it is early one summer morning. Put yourself there, Okay,

970
00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:21,520
Speaker 1: man's rain is missing the foothills of the Blue Ridge Mountains. Beautiful, Dingfelder,

971
00:53:21,560 --> 00:53:22,359
Speaker 1: You're nailing it.

972
00:53:22,680 --> 00:53:27,120
Speaker 2: A middle aged man is courting a crane, Chris Crow,

973
00:53:27,560 --> 00:53:29,120
Speaker 2: come on, come.

974
00:53:28,920 --> 00:53:36,080
Speaker 1: On, get out of town. Impossible. What's next? Forty bird.

975
00:53:43,480 --> 00:53:46,920
Speaker 2: Bends forward Chris Crow forty two bends forward in a

976
00:53:46,960 --> 00:53:50,839
Speaker 2: slight bow and then flaps his arms slowly like wings.

977
00:53:51,480 --> 00:53:54,520
Speaker 1: Hey girl, what you think you're kidding? What is going on?

978
00:53:54,719 --> 00:53:57,719
Speaker 1: This is the word the Washington Posh. This is a

979
00:53:58,000 --> 00:53:59,760
Speaker 1: life ruin and.

980
00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:02,680
Speaker 2: Respected publication owned by Jeff Bezos.

981
00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:05,440
Speaker 1: Yes, buy a room on Amazon.

982
00:54:06,440 --> 00:54:11,480
Speaker 11: I just I love how respectful and so far the deep.

983
00:54:11,719 --> 00:54:13,920
Speaker 11: No one's ever bowed to me. I've fucked so many people.

984
00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:18,879
Speaker 11: That's like a requirement. Now, like, are you gonna bow

985
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:20,680
Speaker 11: or what? Let's see some fucking wings.

986
00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:26,960
Speaker 1: You're gonna flap your wings and bow? That's getting allan here, man.

987
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:29,320
Speaker 1: Every every sentence in this.

988
00:54:29,320 --> 00:54:34,680
Speaker 2: Article is amazing. Yes, poetry here it is. Walnut has

989
00:54:34,719 --> 00:54:35,960
Speaker 2: heard that line before.

990
00:54:40,600 --> 00:54:42,080
Speaker 1: Yeah.

991
00:54:42,120 --> 00:54:46,560
Speaker 2: The stately bird ignores Crow, reshuffles her storm cloud gray

992
00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:52,320
Speaker 2: wings and dingfelder, and snakes her head gracefully to the ground,

993
00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:55,400
Speaker 2: looking for something tasty to eat. Come on now, Crow says.

994
00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:58,160
Speaker 2: The zoo keeper grabs a fistful of grass and tosses

995
00:54:58,160 --> 00:55:02,160
Speaker 2: it into the air. This is crow sexiest move sly

996
00:55:02,440 --> 00:55:07,080
Speaker 2: reference to building a nest together. Walnut looks up, curiosity

997
00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:10,520
Speaker 2: glinting in her marigold eyes, but then she returns to

998
00:55:10,640 --> 00:55:12,880
Speaker 2: probing the soft wet ground.

999
00:55:13,760 --> 00:55:22,080
Speaker 1: Wait also ding Felder Clint Crane.

1000
00:55:23,160 --> 00:55:29,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's simply not feeling romantic, and who can blame her?

1001
00:55:29,560 --> 00:55:34,720
Speaker 2: I'm Sadie Dingfelder. Watching the two of them from behind

1002
00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:44,719
Speaker 2: a van with binoculars must be totally creeped out. Sadie

1003
00:55:44,920 --> 00:55:47,839
Speaker 2: no gets it though, of course that's a great thing

1004
00:55:47,880 --> 00:55:48,359
Speaker 2: to mention.

1005
00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:52,319
Speaker 1: The best quote try getting in the van.

1006
00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:55,680
Speaker 2: Crow calls to me, Oh god, I follow his suggestion,

1007
00:55:55,920 --> 00:56:02,640
Speaker 2: and almost immediately Walnuts starts responding to Crow's overtures. She

1008
00:56:02,760 --> 00:56:05,480
Speaker 2: returns his bows and then turns away from him and

1009
00:56:05,520 --> 00:56:09,640
Speaker 2: holds her wing loosely away from her body. Kneeling behind

1010
00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:13,040
Speaker 2: the bird, Crow rests a hand gently on her back.

1011
00:56:13,480 --> 00:56:17,000
Speaker 2: Then he starts rubbing her thighs arhythmically.

1012
00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:24,320
Speaker 1: The cops myself, jeez, the atf.

1013
00:56:25,200 --> 00:56:32,880
Speaker 2: Almost porn pornographically. I tried to say that pornographically.

1014
00:56:33,080 --> 00:56:36,239
Speaker 1: But oh god, how endangered are these?

1015
00:56:39,719 --> 00:56:42,960
Speaker 2: Thirty seconds a lapse? It feels much longer.

1016
00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:47,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, nobody here feels comfortable.

1017
00:56:50,280 --> 00:56:54,600
Speaker 2: Before Walnut steps away from Crow, fixes a few out

1018
00:56:54,640 --> 00:56:58,160
Speaker 2: of place feathers, and then stretches out her wings, asking

1019
00:56:58,440 --> 00:56:59,720
Speaker 2: for another go round.

1020
00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:03,720
Speaker 1: You that is totally not what happened from the birds person. No,

1021
00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:09,080
Speaker 1: you're so right. I thought this guy had food.

1022
00:57:09,320 --> 00:57:12,840
Speaker 11: Yes, next on, I know I'm getting railed with a

1023
00:57:12,920 --> 00:57:15,160
Speaker 11: reporter I was watching.

1024
00:57:17,840 --> 00:57:20,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, get the bird side of the stories. All of

1025
00:57:20,560 --> 00:57:21,440
Speaker 1: not interested.

1026
00:57:21,600 --> 00:57:25,040
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, well that's just like it was great reporting

1027
00:57:25,120 --> 00:57:26,320
Speaker 2: until Bezos bought it.

1028
00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:27,040
Speaker 1: But I don't know.

1029
00:57:27,360 --> 00:57:31,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, uh so in past years, Crow would have taken

1030
00:57:31,760 --> 00:57:35,680
Speaker 2: this opportunity to inject Walnut with a syringe of crane semen.

1031
00:57:37,520 --> 00:57:41,960
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, totally. You don't just have a syringe of cranesmen,

1032
00:57:42,160 --> 00:57:46,000
Speaker 1: of course I do. I drop a Volvo Plomer.

1033
00:57:47,920 --> 00:57:51,000
Speaker 11: I got two dozen donuts in a syringeal of crime reaity.

1034
00:57:52,600 --> 00:58:01,880
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, syrnal craneen be well housed. Man.

1035
00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:05,960
Speaker 2: Dear god, there is like seventeen more pages.

1036
00:58:06,320 --> 00:58:09,840
Speaker 1: I bet there are, oh my god. But basically the

1037
00:58:09,840 --> 00:58:10,760
Speaker 1: things you need to know.

1038
00:58:10,840 --> 00:58:14,919
Speaker 2: The headlines are that Walnut has murdered the past two

1039
00:58:15,120 --> 00:58:18,000
Speaker 2: cranes they got tried to get to mate with Walnut.

1040
00:58:18,200 --> 00:58:22,760
Speaker 2: They just found the mails with their abdomen slit open

1041
00:58:22,920 --> 00:58:28,200
Speaker 2: from neck to anus, and so she and she's super

1042
00:58:28,320 --> 00:58:31,760
Speaker 2: endangered and so they're trying to figure out how to

1043
00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:34,960
Speaker 2: get this Crane to give birth, and so then.

1044
00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:41,240
Speaker 1: All that move from me, yes, yes, from next yes

1045
00:58:41,640 --> 00:58:43,120
Speaker 1: yes yes.

1046
00:58:43,640 --> 00:58:48,480
Speaker 11: Also, maybe Walnut doesn't want to have a baby.

1047
00:58:47,520 --> 00:58:53,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, who's asking Walnut give her Walnut might want to

1048
00:58:53,600 --> 00:58:54,640
Speaker 3: type her own story.

1049
00:58:55,560 --> 00:59:01,800
Speaker 12: Walnut wants to buy a little cottage and just flap

1050
00:59:01,840 --> 00:59:05,320
Speaker 12: around in the sand and get drunk at noon and

1051
00:59:05,360 --> 00:59:07,960
Speaker 12: do cocaine at one.

1052
00:59:08,440 --> 00:59:12,280
Speaker 1: Well, that's had it. Yeah, that's right. Me and Wallnut

1053
00:59:12,320 --> 00:59:14,919
Speaker 1: at twenty would have gotten a lot. Yeah, you guys

1054
00:59:14,960 --> 00:59:19,200
Speaker 1: would have had a good time. I one time. So

1055
00:59:19,440 --> 00:59:20,160
Speaker 1: where I live now.

1056
00:59:20,240 --> 00:59:22,640
Speaker 3: The house was built in nineteen twenty three, and a

1057
00:59:22,680 --> 00:59:25,640
Speaker 3: bunch of very interesting people have lived there over the years.

1058
00:59:25,680 --> 00:59:26,720
Speaker 1: So I get weird mail.

1059
00:59:26,920 --> 00:59:30,760
Speaker 3: I get mail from a lot of fascinating people. And

1060
00:59:30,800 --> 00:59:34,920
Speaker 3: I've slowly started to reach out to everybody, and you know,

1061
00:59:34,920 --> 00:59:36,400
Speaker 3: I sent them their mail and they're like, oh, I

1062
00:59:36,440 --> 00:59:38,520
Speaker 3: live there in nineteen seventy eight, and it was like

1063
00:59:38,560 --> 00:59:41,160
Speaker 3: a little hippie commune. And I found I got a

1064
00:59:41,200 --> 00:59:44,200
Speaker 3: SAG after, which is Screen Actors Guild checks, and they

1065
00:59:44,200 --> 00:59:47,520
Speaker 3: were for a woman named June Harding, and June was

1066
00:59:47,520 --> 00:59:51,080
Speaker 3: in like ten movies from nineteen sixty two to nineteen

1067
00:59:51,280 --> 00:59:55,160
Speaker 3: sixty eight. And I look for email was like attic

1068
00:59:55,320 --> 00:59:58,680
Speaker 3: site dot com and You're like, okay, June is not

1069
00:59:58,800 --> 01:00:03,440
Speaker 3: a technophile. And but she responded like three weeks later

1070
01:00:04,040 --> 01:00:04,560
Speaker 3: and she was.

1071
01:00:04,520 --> 01:00:07,200
Speaker 1: Like, that was my little tree house. I love living there.

1072
01:00:07,280 --> 01:00:09,760
Speaker 3: I was a factory worker for Columbia Pictures and I

1073
01:00:09,840 --> 01:00:12,600
Speaker 3: was in I found a print that she's in.

1074
01:00:12,760 --> 01:00:16,720
Speaker 1: It was like and premiering June harding very cool, like, man,

1075
01:00:16,760 --> 01:00:22,040
Speaker 1: I've covered the policemen. Yeah. I'm like, you're gonna hate

1076
01:00:22,080 --> 01:00:28,320
Speaker 1: what happened to this house of horrors. So, but don't worry.

1077
01:00:28,360 --> 01:00:32,920
Speaker 1: It's crane. See it's don't worry. Does that make it better? Yeah,

1078
01:00:33,040 --> 01:00:36,400
Speaker 1: June or worse? Never heard again?

1079
01:00:36,560 --> 01:00:39,160
Speaker 3: No. So I was like, are you still acting? Like, hey,

1080
01:00:39,160 --> 01:00:41,160
Speaker 3: I want to send you these checks. She goes, no,

1081
01:00:41,240 --> 01:00:43,240
Speaker 3: I gave it up acting in the eighties. I live

1082
01:00:43,320 --> 01:00:47,760
Speaker 3: in Blueberry Hill, Maine, and I paint coffee mugs and cats.

1083
01:00:47,720 --> 01:00:50,840
Speaker 1: Blueberry Hill, Maine. Yeah. And I was like, June, you

1084
01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:53,120
Speaker 1: nailed it. I think after twenty twenty, I think I

1085
01:00:53,160 --> 01:00:53,680
Speaker 1: have the great car.

1086
01:00:53,760 --> 01:00:56,440
Speaker 3: We're like, oh, I can make a living painting cats

1087
01:00:56,560 --> 01:00:58,160
Speaker 3: and cups of coffee and maine.

1088
01:00:58,440 --> 01:01:01,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, sign me up. I'm good on that forever. But

1089
01:01:02,040 --> 01:01:05,280
Speaker 1: where I'm turning down checks, yeah, even if it's a

1090
01:01:05,360 --> 01:01:08,400
Speaker 1: check for ten dollars, give me my goddamn reparation. Damn.

1091
01:01:10,680 --> 01:01:13,720
Speaker 10: So I get it, you know, checking out a little bit,

1092
01:01:13,920 --> 01:01:15,200
Speaker 10: a little time on her own.

1093
01:01:15,480 --> 01:01:19,080
Speaker 1: I just bought a farm, okay, to get walnut. Yes,

1094
01:01:19,200 --> 01:01:21,240
Speaker 1: I don't know it should raise walnut.

1095
01:01:21,400 --> 01:01:24,960
Speaker 11: Yes, conducive to a crane, but I would love a

1096
01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:28,760
Speaker 11: partner in ripping things from neck to anus.

1097
01:01:31,760 --> 01:01:34,640
Speaker 12: Yeah, and I'm just gonna find out if Walnut's available

1098
01:01:34,640 --> 01:01:36,880
Speaker 12: for the gig, I think so.

1099
01:01:36,880 --> 01:01:39,480
Speaker 1: So has Walnut had baby birds?

1100
01:01:39,680 --> 01:01:42,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, Walnut has had many, many, many baby birds with

1101
01:01:42,880 --> 01:01:46,280
Speaker 2: Chris Crow. So many with Chris Crow, so many that

1102
01:01:46,400 --> 01:01:47,120
Speaker 2: this year.

1103
01:01:47,080 --> 01:01:48,120
Speaker 1: Get Larry Bird in there.

1104
01:01:48,480 --> 01:01:50,600
Speaker 3: That was just a joke, but honestly, get Larry Bird

1105
01:01:50,640 --> 01:01:51,840
Speaker 3: in there and raise awareness.

1106
01:01:52,560 --> 01:01:55,880
Speaker 1: Awareness is a commodity if you don't know. Uh.

1107
01:01:56,640 --> 01:02:02,080
Speaker 2: So, yes, this year, like the Walnut has given so

1108
01:02:02,160 --> 01:02:04,120
Speaker 2: many baby birds to the world that this year they

1109
01:02:04,120 --> 01:02:07,800
Speaker 2: don't need any more baby birds. So instead Chris Crow

1110
01:02:08,040 --> 01:02:13,000
Speaker 2: just goes and diddles her five times a day.

1111
01:02:14,120 --> 01:02:17,040
Speaker 1: And he says it's not really fun for me.

1112
01:02:17,480 --> 01:02:23,840
Speaker 3: Yeah right, Yeah, they were like Chris threes plenty He's like,

1113
01:02:23,960 --> 01:02:27,760
Speaker 3: I hate doing this, Like, back to work, Chris.

1114
01:02:27,760 --> 01:02:29,760
Speaker 1: You other worked here since twenty nineteen.

1115
01:02:29,880 --> 01:02:33,640
Speaker 6: He's like, I know, I hate it.

1116
01:02:33,640 --> 01:02:37,240
Speaker 2: It's not exactly fun for me, but it keeps Walnut happy.

1117
01:02:37,400 --> 01:02:41,760
Speaker 1: Crow said Lunka. Well Loka, so yeah, So.

1118
01:02:41,680 --> 01:02:45,440
Speaker 2: Now the white naped crane has continued to exist, at

1119
01:02:45,480 --> 01:02:51,400
Speaker 2: least in captivity at the Smithsonian Conservation Biology Institute. It's

1120
01:02:51,440 --> 01:02:55,000
Speaker 2: amazing what Chris has accomplished with Walnut. This isn't something

1121
01:02:55,160 --> 01:02:58,800
Speaker 2: just anyone can do. And so now the point of it,

1122
01:02:59,120 --> 01:03:03,160
Speaker 2: all of this is that the crane has actually seemingly

1123
01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:06,080
Speaker 2: fallen in love with Krag's just.

1124
01:03:06,080 --> 01:03:10,640
Speaker 1: So, and we'll refuse all other suitors. It's called Stockholm syndrome.

1125
01:03:11,200 --> 01:03:18,320
Speaker 3: Yeah right, Yes, we need to call in a d programmer.

1126
01:03:18,720 --> 01:03:22,040
Speaker 11: Yes, this is I thought this is a good time

1127
01:03:22,080 --> 01:03:24,160
Speaker 11: to also announce that I've left some cash at the

1128
01:03:24,200 --> 01:03:26,520
Speaker 11: bar and if anyone, like five or six people want

1129
01:03:26,520 --> 01:03:27,840
Speaker 11: some shots, just go back and.

1130
01:03:27,760 --> 01:03:32,919
Speaker 2: Get them cash at the bar. Yeah, that's an excellent time. Also,

1131
01:03:34,080 --> 01:03:38,200
Speaker 2: what's happening? I thought we had some haze coming in.

1132
01:03:39,200 --> 01:03:40,720
Speaker 1: Hey, Pat, do we have any.

1133
01:03:40,520 --> 01:03:43,240
Speaker 2: Hayes that you can control from back there? Let's get

1134
01:03:43,280 --> 01:03:44,800
Speaker 2: some haze for the end of the show.

1135
01:03:44,960 --> 01:03:52,440
Speaker 3: Yeah we love banana by number three Charlie Fromage still

1136
01:03:52,480 --> 01:03:58,360
Speaker 3: got it. Not easy to get here, by the way.

1137
01:03:58,320 --> 01:04:03,400
Speaker 1: Ye no, keep cracking that hazes because we're gonna.

1138
01:04:03,280 --> 01:04:06,280
Speaker 2: Yes shoot so shadd and you want to tease us

1139
01:04:06,280 --> 01:04:07,200
Speaker 2: with a with an.

1140
01:04:07,040 --> 01:04:09,480
Speaker 1: Other thing out I think so.

1141
01:04:11,680 --> 01:04:16,000
Speaker 3: Well, I'm going to do a film one because you're

1142
01:04:16,040 --> 01:04:17,840
Speaker 3: here here, you're a film boff.

1143
01:04:17,960 --> 01:04:19,680
Speaker 11: This is probably a good time to remind you that

1144
01:04:19,720 --> 01:04:21,720
Speaker 11: I'm the idiot part of my film podcast.

1145
01:04:21,720 --> 01:04:25,840
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, look at this. I saw what

1146
01:04:25,880 --> 01:04:28,520
Speaker 1: you do. This is an excellent way to spread COVID.

1147
01:04:28,360 --> 01:04:32,360
Speaker 6: Meaning I saw what you did. Totally normal. Hayes helps

1148
01:04:32,440 --> 01:04:36,400
Speaker 6: it spread. Yeah, this killed This is like is good.

1149
01:04:37,120 --> 01:04:41,000
Speaker 1: This is good. I'm so glad we're gonna get COVID.

1150
01:04:41,040 --> 01:04:43,440
Speaker 3: But this is a good example of how easy breath

1151
01:04:43,480 --> 01:04:44,400
Speaker 3: moves around a room.

1152
01:04:44,440 --> 01:04:46,840
Speaker 1: Don't forget this. Oh where else.

1153
01:04:47,280 --> 01:04:50,600
Speaker 2: A good example if you were a giant robot machine.

1154
01:04:50,600 --> 01:04:56,320
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you. Sentenced by Sugar but s C

1155
01:04:57,040 --> 01:05:01,000
Speaker 1: h U G E R. Yeah, it's We're good more.

1156
01:05:01,600 --> 01:05:04,520
Speaker 1: Don't stop it, okay, keep it going, keep it, yes,

1157
01:05:04,600 --> 01:05:07,400
Speaker 1: until we can't see where But I also do this is.

1158
01:05:07,400 --> 01:05:10,040
Speaker 2: Gonna be a Turkish bat circle nineteen eighty.

1159
01:05:10,320 --> 01:05:14,680
Speaker 3: We're have a good time. Where's Marlon Brando? Where's the

1160
01:05:14,760 --> 01:05:17,040
Speaker 3: band ghost? Get him out here?

1161
01:05:17,280 --> 01:05:24,920
Speaker 1: Oh my, I did not turn that on even better? Really? Yeah, no,

1162
01:05:25,320 --> 01:05:27,919
Speaker 1: it's cool. I forgot to mention that I'm a witch.

1163
01:05:27,920 --> 01:05:28,320
Speaker 1: It's fine.

1164
01:05:28,400 --> 01:05:30,800
Speaker 2: Oh so I heard it and it sounded like Hayes,

1165
01:05:30,840 --> 01:05:32,040
Speaker 2: and that's why I mentioned Hayes.

1166
01:05:32,080 --> 01:05:34,720
Speaker 1: And then it was like, yes, yes, yes, I bet it.

1167
01:05:34,760 --> 01:05:40,120
Speaker 1: Look screen can identify Hayes by sound. Yes, you're good,

1168
01:05:40,600 --> 01:05:44,400
Speaker 1: You're real good. We're going to recreate that scene from

1169
01:05:44,440 --> 01:05:49,520
Speaker 1: Eastern Promises. It's fine, that's right, Okay, send him by Sugar.

1170
01:05:49,520 --> 01:05:55,560
Speaker 3: Who is Alexis Lauren, a photographer in Dallas. This cigarette

1171
01:05:55,600 --> 01:05:59,520
Speaker 3: smoking beer chugging bear helped fight Nazis, and it's getting

1172
01:05:59,520 --> 01:06:03,960
Speaker 3: his own aim amated film. I've met some of y'all

1173
01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:11,560
Speaker 3: know this one. It's Paddington, that's right. And I was

1174
01:06:11,640 --> 01:06:13,640
Speaker 3: on the best heckle I've ever heard. I've been doing

1175
01:06:13,640 --> 01:06:14,720
Speaker 3: this for twenty years.

1176
01:06:14,960 --> 01:06:17,800
Speaker 2: It's that's an informed, very funny heckle.

1177
01:06:19,120 --> 01:06:22,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll take that heckle. That is up an animal heckle. Yeah,

1178
01:06:22,440 --> 01:06:24,840
Speaker 3: it's Paddington it's a good movie. Your kids all enjoy it.

1179
01:06:25,880 --> 01:06:28,560
Speaker 2: This is remarkable, it's free.

1180
01:06:28,840 --> 01:06:33,120
Speaker 1: He kills Nazis. I mean, who wouldn't go to say that?

1181
01:06:33,400 --> 01:06:38,200
Speaker 1: Boo whoop? Is it raining? No?

1182
01:06:39,080 --> 01:06:42,840
Speaker 3: The remarkable true story of wapcheck. I think it's a

1183
01:06:42,920 --> 01:06:46,000
Speaker 3: watcheck or I think it's watcheck. I'm gonna watch check

1184
01:06:46,120 --> 01:06:49,840
Speaker 3: the bear who fought along Polish soldiers during World War Two.

1185
01:06:50,040 --> 01:06:54,720
Speaker 3: Of course dailymail dot com WUK written by Harry Howard,

1186
01:06:54,760 --> 01:06:57,400
Speaker 3: who is by and large the best in the beach wacks,

1187
01:06:58,240 --> 01:07:02,320
Speaker 3: best in the biz. Work has begun on an animated

1188
01:07:02,320 --> 01:07:05,200
Speaker 3: film depicting the true story of a cigarette smoking, beer,

1189
01:07:06,560 --> 01:07:09,000
Speaker 3: beer drinking bear who's what he fought.

1190
01:07:09,240 --> 01:07:13,080
Speaker 1: He didn't want to smoke cigarettes. He liked the beer.

1191
01:07:13,160 --> 01:07:15,840
Speaker 1: Though you can't deny the bear Standy likes a beer.

1192
01:07:15,880 --> 01:07:20,120
Speaker 1: He didn't want to smoke cigarettes. People may have cigars.

1193
01:07:20,360 --> 01:07:23,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right. I once waited at table and the

1194
01:07:23,120 --> 01:07:25,520
Speaker 3: tallest guy in the NBA. His saying was like Sean

1195
01:07:26,240 --> 01:07:30,280
Speaker 3: Angel Shawn something. He was seven to one. Sean Bradley,

1196
01:07:30,600 --> 01:07:32,320
Speaker 3: he was seven to one, but he was Mormon, so

1197
01:07:32,320 --> 01:07:35,480
Speaker 3: he didn't drink alcohol. So he drank a strawberry dacre.

1198
01:07:35,720 --> 01:07:39,360
Speaker 3: But they would mark the virgin dakeries with whipped cream.

1199
01:07:39,640 --> 01:07:42,400
Speaker 3: So the seven foot one guy was holding something that

1200
01:07:42,560 --> 01:07:44,960
Speaker 3: just had whipped cream on it, and he's ducking under doorway.

1201
01:07:45,000 --> 01:07:47,640
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm so sorry. Your life must be very difficult.

1202
01:07:47,680 --> 01:07:48,720
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. We made it works.

1203
01:07:50,800 --> 01:07:54,200
Speaker 3: Work has begun on an animated film depicting the true

1204
01:07:54,240 --> 01:07:56,640
Speaker 3: story of a cigarette smoking, beer drinking bear who fought

1205
01:07:56,680 --> 01:07:59,040
Speaker 3: alongside soldiers in the Second World War. It has been

1206
01:07:59,040 --> 01:08:02,320
Speaker 3: announced that Fleep star Bill Patterson is one of the

1207
01:08:02,360 --> 01:08:04,520
Speaker 3: actors who will provide voiceovers.

1208
01:08:04,200 --> 01:08:09,400
Speaker 1: And the priest okay, somebody else, how theare you? What

1209
01:08:09,560 --> 01:08:14,240
Speaker 1: are you thinking about her? Everybody knows it's a hot priest.

1210
01:08:14,680 --> 01:08:18,040
Speaker 1: Thank you? I think dead. Yes.

1211
01:08:18,240 --> 01:08:21,120
Speaker 3: So this little cutie pie was adopted as an orphan

1212
01:08:21,200 --> 01:08:23,519
Speaker 3: cub and he realized the pictures so cute. In nineteen

1213
01:08:23,600 --> 01:08:26,320
Speaker 3: forty two, for the second second Artillery Division of the

1214
01:08:26,360 --> 01:08:32,000
Speaker 3: Polish Second Core. Watcheck or watcheck uh is Polish which

1215
01:08:32,040 --> 01:08:35,680
Speaker 3: means smiling warrior. I mean, boy, they're projecting onto this

1216
01:08:35,760 --> 01:08:36,439
Speaker 3: poor cup.

1217
01:08:37,840 --> 01:08:37,880
Speaker 1: U.

1218
01:08:38,520 --> 01:08:40,840
Speaker 3: He went onto the rank of private and learned to

1219
01:08:40,880 --> 01:08:44,680
Speaker 3: march alongside the troops and salute and carry cases of ammunition.

1220
01:08:44,960 --> 01:08:47,120
Speaker 1: Oh my god, so listen.

1221
01:08:47,240 --> 01:08:49,880
Speaker 2: He to carry him like this, guys, No, we're all

1222
01:08:49,920 --> 01:08:52,320
Speaker 2: imagining it's a bear on his two legs.

1223
01:08:52,479 --> 01:08:55,400
Speaker 1: Yes, carrying ambition bear.

1224
01:08:55,600 --> 01:08:59,720
Speaker 2: And they strapped boxes to him and then whipped him

1225
01:08:59,840 --> 01:09:03,080
Speaker 2: to make him walk. I'm sorry, I know it's banana.

1226
01:09:03,560 --> 01:09:06,120
Speaker 2: Shouldn't talk about the dark. They gave him a beer.

1227
01:09:06,479 --> 01:09:09,520
Speaker 2: They can't him a beer? May him some cigarettes.

1228
01:09:10,720 --> 01:09:13,200
Speaker 3: In two thousand and eight interview with the BBC, Polish

1229
01:09:13,240 --> 01:09:18,920
Speaker 3: veteran Augustine Carlewski, who fought alongside Watchek, said he drank

1230
01:09:19,040 --> 01:09:20,040
Speaker 3: beer like any man.

1231
01:09:23,640 --> 01:09:25,960
Speaker 1: This was at a time when no one drank water.

1232
01:09:26,400 --> 01:09:29,639
Speaker 1: It was just like we have beer. Yeah, we got.

1233
01:09:29,479 --> 01:09:32,760
Speaker 3: Forty years megaccount. He would simply go up it down.

1234
01:09:32,800 --> 01:09:36,639
Speaker 3: Another veteran recalled the bear that he was friendly for us.

1235
01:09:36,720 --> 01:09:39,240
Speaker 3: He was welcoming when we returned and we were often

1236
01:09:39,280 --> 01:09:43,080
Speaker 3: extremely tired. He was for us a very important relaxing thing.

1237
01:09:43,600 --> 01:09:49,120
Speaker 3: After this is what it gets intent. So he became

1238
01:09:49,160 --> 01:09:51,720
Speaker 3: a full fledged member of the Polish Second Corps when

1239
01:09:51,760 --> 01:09:54,320
Speaker 3: he arrived went to the Italian Front.

1240
01:09:54,840 --> 01:09:56,280
Speaker 1: This is a bear I'm talking about.

1241
01:09:57,400 --> 01:10:01,519
Speaker 3: Watchuk's most celebrated moment came in nineteen nineteen ninety four,

1242
01:10:04,240 --> 01:10:07,840
Speaker 3: came in nineteen ninety four. Came in nineteen forty four

1243
01:10:07,920 --> 01:10:12,400
Speaker 3: siege of Monte Casino, an ancient hilltop monaster in Italy

1244
01:10:12,520 --> 01:10:17,120
Speaker 3: the Germans had turned into an impregnable fortress. The horrific

1245
01:10:17,160 --> 01:10:21,360
Speaker 3: campaign saw fifty thousand Allied troops killed, but also saw

1246
01:10:22,040 --> 01:10:25,679
Speaker 3: Watchuck the Bear, carrying one hundred pound crates of twenty

1247
01:10:25,680 --> 01:10:28,679
Speaker 3: five pound artillery shells up and down the.

1248
01:10:28,600 --> 01:10:30,320
Speaker 1: Battlefield to help the Allies.

1249
01:10:30,800 --> 01:10:33,600
Speaker 3: He just it was chilled, like all the reports, like

1250
01:10:33,640 --> 01:10:36,400
Speaker 3: he just was walking, like get it over with all.

1251
01:10:37,240 --> 01:10:39,160
Speaker 11: I gotta say, for a second, I forgot he was

1252
01:10:39,200 --> 01:10:40,400
Speaker 11: like an ammunition bear.

1253
01:10:40,520 --> 01:10:43,960
Speaker 1: Yeah. I just imagined drinking a beer, smoking a cigarette.

1254
01:10:43,479 --> 01:10:47,480
Speaker 11: Like yeah, spaghetti going like hey.

1255
01:10:46,760 --> 01:10:51,800
Speaker 1: Yes, he's having a good time in Italy. But no, yeah, no,

1256
01:10:52,040 --> 01:10:54,320
Speaker 1: they won this battle, which is crazy.

1257
01:10:54,360 --> 01:10:57,280
Speaker 3: And there's a picture that shows Watchuk supportively sitting next

1258
01:10:57,320 --> 01:10:59,919
Speaker 3: to Polish troops and a bunker as they pound Nazis.

1259
01:11:00,120 --> 01:11:05,760
Speaker 3: We love pounding Nazis on bananas. Fuck Nazis on bananas.

1260
01:11:06,960 --> 01:11:09,120
Speaker 3: And then after the battle, in the honor of the

1261
01:11:09,160 --> 01:11:12,400
Speaker 3: war Bear, the regiment changed it's insignia into a picture

1262
01:11:12,400 --> 01:11:15,040
Speaker 3: of the bear carrying artillery shells and promoted him to.

1263
01:11:15,000 --> 01:11:18,599
Speaker 1: The rank of corporal. All right, I'll give it up

1264
01:11:18,640 --> 01:11:19,080
Speaker 1: for the bear.

1265
01:11:19,280 --> 01:11:22,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, so this movie's coming out or they should go

1266
01:11:22,439 --> 01:11:24,760
Speaker 3: see it. Actually, they're like everybody in Europe, all the

1267
01:11:24,760 --> 01:11:27,960
Speaker 3: great drug. Everybody's getting involved in this. He was resettled

1268
01:11:27,960 --> 01:11:31,280
Speaker 3: in the Edinburgh Zoo, where he was regularly visited by

1269
01:11:31,320 --> 01:11:33,280
Speaker 3: all the soldiers he served with.

1270
01:11:34,200 --> 01:11:39,360
Speaker 2: I mean, come on, except when you realize what sus

1271
01:11:39,400 --> 01:11:41,080
Speaker 2: were in nineteen fifty one.

1272
01:11:42,600 --> 01:11:45,519
Speaker 6: A cage all craned all the time.

1273
01:11:47,720 --> 01:11:49,799
Speaker 1: Also, nobody showed Walnut this story.

1274
01:11:50,200 --> 01:11:56,880
Speaker 3: No Walnuts getting her legs rubbed, Waldacks getting beers. And

1275
01:11:56,920 --> 01:11:59,400
Speaker 3: then the last little note I need to say is

1276
01:11:59,479 --> 01:12:03,360
Speaker 3: that one of the stories said that after discovering how

1277
01:12:03,640 --> 01:12:06,439
Speaker 3: he was so highly regarded, I think there was a

1278
01:12:06,520 --> 01:12:10,519
Speaker 3: light bulb moment for the soldiers watching him walk by

1279
01:12:10,640 --> 01:12:12,040
Speaker 3: on the battlefield.

1280
01:12:12,120 --> 01:12:15,439
Speaker 1: The magic was real. So they just thought they were

1281
01:12:15,479 --> 01:12:18,200
Speaker 1: gonna win because they saw bear. A bear was on

1282
01:12:18,240 --> 01:12:19,200
Speaker 1: their side.

1283
01:12:20,400 --> 01:12:24,120
Speaker 11: It would be a like, oh, I'm hallucinating, or we're

1284
01:12:24,120 --> 01:12:26,560
Speaker 11: gonna fucking wine.

1285
01:12:25,960 --> 01:12:28,679
Speaker 1: Already dead, or we're gonna win. Doesn't Yeah, that's where

1286
01:12:28,680 --> 01:12:31,600
Speaker 1: the smoking came from. They were all hallucinating. He's like,

1287
01:12:31,840 --> 01:12:32,840
Speaker 1: we're going to do it.

1288
01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:33,320
Speaker 5: Guys.

1289
01:12:36,080 --> 01:12:39,240
Speaker 1: It was just a trapped bear. Yeah, that's right. They

1290
01:12:39,240 --> 01:12:42,880
Speaker 1: were eating wet rye bread. It's our dream. I just

1291
01:12:42,920 --> 01:12:45,080
Speaker 1: had one little anecdote when I was a kid.

1292
01:12:45,200 --> 01:12:49,560
Speaker 3: So in the eighties, Uh, they used to edit VHS

1293
01:12:49,560 --> 01:12:50,160
Speaker 3: to VHS.

1294
01:12:50,240 --> 01:12:52,960
Speaker 1: Remember that you could rent a VCR.

1295
01:12:53,240 --> 01:12:56,080
Speaker 3: I know, we sound like dinosaurs up here, but you

1296
01:12:56,080 --> 01:12:58,439
Speaker 3: would put a blank tape in wine and you would

1297
01:12:58,520 --> 01:13:00,639
Speaker 3: start a VHS taping the other and you would push

1298
01:13:00,680 --> 01:13:02,040
Speaker 3: record and it would record it.

1299
01:13:01,960 --> 01:13:04,280
Speaker 1: It would dub it. It was bad, but that's how

1300
01:13:04,320 --> 01:13:05,559
Speaker 1: most of us watched movies.

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Speaker 3: So, so one of my parents' best friends was like

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Speaker 3: born again Christian, and so she would do this to

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Speaker 3: rated our movies.

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Speaker 1: So my sister, being a child of the eighties, we

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Speaker 1: wanted to see Dirty Dancing. That was an R rated movie.

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Speaker 3: I think probably not back then, but by now standards

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Speaker 3: for sure.

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Speaker 1: It has like abortion and yeah, thank you. Nobody wants

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Speaker 1: any children to see.

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Speaker 3: Them, Yes, exactly. It's way harder than you remember, okay.

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Speaker 3: And so our born again Christian family friend, miss Phyllis,

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Speaker 3: edited these movies and we so we would get them

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Speaker 3: with handritten say Dirty Dancing, And so my sister and

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Speaker 3: I watched Dirty Dancing.

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Speaker 1: It was forty minutes long, no sex, no abortion. She

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Speaker 1: would just sit there and pause it. So she had

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Speaker 1: hit out anything boss.

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Speaker 3: So most of the movies I saw in the eighties

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Speaker 3: were thirty five to forty minutes long, real happy stories

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Speaker 3: where nothing goes wrong.

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Speaker 1: So this was a story about.

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Speaker 8: A girl named Baby who went to us the Catskills

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Speaker 8: and learned to dance surly fast and had a great time.

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Speaker 1: Rove credits. It was the best, better movie, not better one.

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Speaker 1: It was cred would have loved growing up in my house. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: with my grandfather, because my grandmother regularly fell asleep on

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Speaker 1: the couch.

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Speaker 11: Oh, we had every cable channel, and if you went

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Speaker 11: downstairs after nine pm, you were just watching porn.

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Speaker 1: Basic cinemax, like all of that. You're just like my brother.

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Speaker 11: Would wait and then he would like we never locked

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Speaker 11: our front door because I lived in a small town,

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Speaker 11: and he would like sneak his friends in, oh after

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Speaker 11: nine o'clock, And.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes my grandma would wake up to like just four

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Speaker 1: preteen boys crowded around the team ag.

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Speaker 2: Amazing with a remote control that has a wire that

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Speaker 2: goes to the cable that I.

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Speaker 1: Didn't do it absolutely, go home. Just that he's like,

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Speaker 1: that's amazing. She probably it's awful. Limits it was very traumatic.

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Speaker 3: Household graf fantastic, fantastic.

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Speaker 1: So do you want to wrap it up tight? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: We have two things we want to do. First thing

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Speaker 1: is we are.

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Speaker 3: Selling custom posters for the Global Woman's Fund.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. The proceeds go to Global Woman's Fund. Yes.

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Speaker 3: And Travis Millard, who does all the banana stuff, our.

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Speaker 1: Best buddy, drew them curtain.

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Speaker 2: I'll be out there signing and drinking in the bar

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Speaker 2: with you, signed by him and their numbered so if

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Speaker 2: you want to buy one, we'll sign them for you.

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Speaker 1: To it's all venmo I hope know what Venmo is.

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Speaker 1: It's like TikTok, but money you can't recover from VCRU

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Speaker 1: to Venmo. I know.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna go to exactly. I'm gonna go drinking and shore.

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Speaker 3: I'll be out there in four naps.

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Speaker 1: And then we're just gonna end with everybody saying.

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Speaker 3: We end every episode and so we're gonna count down

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Speaker 3: three to one and point these mics out. You just

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Speaker 3: screamed bananas like you've never screamed anything before.

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Speaker 1: Get it out of your system.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, Ready Yeah, three two one, Thank you O.

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Speaker 1: Thank you guys. This has been an exactly right production,

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Speaker 1: produced and engineered by Katie Levine, theme music by Kahan,

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Speaker 1: and all of our artwork is done by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 3: You can follow us on Instagram at The Banana's Podcast,

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Speaker 3: where we post stories every day and things that we

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Speaker 3: don't cover on the podcast.

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Speaker 2: Listen, subscribe, and please leave us a review on Apple podcast,

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Speaker 2: Stitcher or wherever you get your podcast.

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Speaker 3: And if you're interested in advertising on Bananas, please email

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Speaker 3: us at the Bananas Podcast at gmail dot com. That's

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Speaker 3: the Bananas Podcast at gmail dot com.