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Speaker 2: Very good. Off to a crack and start. It's a

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Speaker 2: good start. Do I not have it there?

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Speaker 3: It is, Scotty ready.

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Speaker 2: I'm just ready to love and love and.

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Speaker 1: Love scientists accidentally made a vicious mutant attack hamster.

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Speaker 4: Yes, I can't wait to hear more on this very furry,

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Speaker 4: cuddly episode of Bananas in Denver.

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Speaker 5: There we go, pieces, bless you.

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Speaker 3: Are the sharp boys, guys, gals are not by thery pals.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to Banana.

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Speaker 4: Welcome to Bananas Denver. Seems really good. This is the

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Speaker 4: best part about It's gonna happen all night.

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Speaker 2: Charlie Fromage Lives how he wants to live.

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Speaker 4: I am Banana Boy number two, Scottie Landers, and sitting

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Speaker 4: next to me is the one and.

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Speaker 2: Only Kurt Brown Owler. Welcome to Bananas.

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Speaker 3: We are in Denver, Colorado, at the Wonderful Comedy Works,

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Speaker 3: the best club in America. Absolutely absolutely, one hundred percent.

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Speaker 2: It really is. It really is.

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Speaker 3: And the reason is is because I can touch the

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Speaker 3: ceiling sitting down.

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Speaker 4: Nothing to do with the fans, just the ceiling height.

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Speaker 2: With Kurt. If there's a fire. We're all dying right now.

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Speaker 2: It can happen.

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Speaker 3: Is what makes a good comedy club. It's exciting. It

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Speaker 3: in your life. That's why it is so cold in here. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: because Annie Spark could.

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Speaker 2: Set this a blade.

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Speaker 4: Absolutely, we all know it. I ordered this online. It

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Speaker 2: Scotty is dressed as a Dragon Ball Z character. Yes,

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Speaker 2: I am a super Saiyan wig.

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Speaker 4: I said, I need a wig that stands up and

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Speaker 4: is yellow, and super Saiyan came to mind. Don't know

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Speaker 2: I know nothing about it.

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Speaker 1: To me, Dragon Ball Z is like a ninety nine

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Speaker 1: cent store Pokemon I feel with me.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if that's true or not.

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Speaker 1: I know nothing about either, but my daughter's gonna get

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Speaker 4: You're gonna have to learn. Also, we want you to

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Speaker 4: be a big part of the show.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, of course we do.

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Speaker 6: So.

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Speaker 4: One thing we like to do with Bananas Lives is

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Speaker 4: we want everyone here to yell their own first name

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Speaker 2: So on the counter.

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Speaker 4: Three, just yell your first name, and as the show

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Speaker 4: goes on, I might say yeah, I said, might say

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Speaker 4: first name and hold Okay, Well, we're gonna definitely make it.

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Speaker 2: Very smarte early carries. I yell first name.

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Speaker 4: Just yell your first name or whatever your friends call you. Ready, one, two, three? Oh,

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Speaker 4: good names your parents chose wisely.

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Speaker 3: It doesn't stop being funny. From this perspective. It is

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Speaker 4: Sound of gibberish. Yeah, there's no sound that's comparable to that.

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Speaker 2: No, there's no animal. Everybody dynamite.

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Speaker 4: I imagine it's like if you were holding onto the wing

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Speaker 2: Guys.

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Speaker 3: Oh man, I'm so excited to be here.

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Speaker 4: We love a Denver a pleasure everywhere you look a

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Speaker 2: I didn't know who bought those kind of pants. Denver.

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Speaker 1: A lot of the whole city is sponsored by OXOTOPPI.

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Speaker 3: What is that?

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Speaker 2: What is that new company? What is it called? What? Apotoxy?

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Speaker 3: You know the story about that, don't you? Oh my god?

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Speaker 3: So that the Denver Airport is filled with myth and legend,

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Speaker 2: There are many murals that are super fucking disturbing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there was an alien one. I saw an alien one.

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Speaker 1: The artist who made that horse looks when he was

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it has glowing red eyes. It has glowing red eyes.

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Speaker 3: It's named is Lucifer, Oh Bluecifer, Blucifer.

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Speaker 2: I mean, what a town? What we're all going? Man?

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Speaker 3: But you guys are gonna runt out soon too.

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Speaker 2: See us soon. Michigan.

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Speaker 3: Hey, Michigan's the only place listen. Shut up about the show.

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Speaker 4: No cheer for Michigan. Also, our international listeners are like,

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Speaker 2: Can we can we tube tomorrow? That's my question? Is

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Speaker 2: Is it too early? You get? We can tube tomorrow?

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Speaker 3: We want a tube. We haven't heard him to get

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Speaker 2: On stage? Tanya? Could we please have a vodka soda?

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Speaker 2: For Kurk.

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Speaker 3: Thank you COVID two weeks ago. He is a mute boy.

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Speaker 3: I am ready to go. You can get real.

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Speaker 2: I will lose my voice tonight, making tomorrow night's strain.

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Speaker 2: That is a weird Uh.

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Speaker 1: That is a weird side effect of having had COVID

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Speaker 2: Is that I just lose my voice every fucking night. Yes,

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Speaker 2: so here we go, Here we go.

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Speaker 1: Scientists accidentally made a vicious mutant attack hamster. Nice is

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Speaker 1: an amazing it's an amazing title it is. This was

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Speaker 1: sent in by Terry Redmond on Instagram.

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Speaker 2: Thank you Terry, Terry.

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Speaker 1: This was in uh, my favorite place to get news,

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Speaker 1: Boing Boy Boying buying good website should definitely still exists.

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Speaker 3: Boyinboy dot net. And it has nothing to do with bing,

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Speaker 2: Google it. Sorry.

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Speaker 3: This was written by Tom Dunn. Tom dune is. There

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Speaker 4: I hope that's a bron animal that's never come, never

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Speaker 1: In a recent study published in the Scientific Journal of Neuroscience,

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Speaker 3: Their journey to try to regale their journey. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I don't think, Okay, regale their journey to try and

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Speaker 1: use crisper editing gene editing technology to bio engineer and

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Speaker 3: This is crazy. Why someone like hamsters? They're so aggressive?

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Speaker 3: Oh wow, hamster they're always trying dlord.

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Speaker 4: No, yeah, they're pumped. Also, you guys can take photos

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Speaker 2: Two tuesdays, so we don't mind. It's not sacred.

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Speaker 3: Would stop regulating their friendliness, because that's always people are

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Speaker 4: They people are look at their hamster and like a

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Speaker 2: Bosom buddies all the time.

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Speaker 3: Yes, but in fact it had the opposite of fact.

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Speaker 4: Yes, and that is the end of the They didn't

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Speaker 2: That's boyingpoint. Dot Net. Tom done, I'm done.

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Speaker 4: Tom Dunn is done. They got pissed, they fought each other.

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Speaker 4: The photos are funny.

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Speaker 1: So this is perfect for Denver because, oh, there was

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Speaker 1: an episode of south Park in two thousand and eight,

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Speaker 2: That was a great episode.

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Speaker 3: So that season was the season that I was hired

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Speaker 3: to almost become a writer for south Park.

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Speaker 4: But like also, south Park's still on the air, still

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the only reason Comedy Central exists.

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Speaker 4: That sounds about right. Here's one for your Curdie b Yes.

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Speaker 2: Yes, and it's Tuesday. That you guys are rare to go.

447
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Speaker 2: We're all for it. Eight twenty nine pm.

448
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Speaker 4: Get it, Get it, chicken tenders, whatever you're into. Copy

449
00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:46,199
Speaker 4: of Sarah Fainter go Abs sent this in. This was

450
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Speaker 4: in New York Daily news.

451
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Speaker 2: That's a real publication. Uh huh written by and I

452
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Speaker 2: mean she is good Teresa Brain. Who oh yeah, his brain,

453
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Speaker 2: Teresa Brain, who is easily They.

454
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Speaker 4: And one weird guy, Yeah guy, I'm a weird different area.

455
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:21,600
Speaker 2: I love that. I love the bananimals.

456
00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:26,760
Speaker 4: Disney apologizes to couple after employee rex marriage proposal.

457
00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:33,600
Speaker 2: Whoa, what a place for adults? That Disneyland? Weird? Did

458
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Speaker 2: it happen? It was in Disneyland in Paris.

459
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Speaker 3: Oh wow, okay, disney World in Paris.

460
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Speaker 2: All right? Also Teresa Brain kind of mediumist in the.

461
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Speaker 4: Business sad in the first three paragraphs.

462
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Speaker 2: If you notice she repeats herself, let me know.

463
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Speaker 4: All right, it was supposed to be a magical moment.

464
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Speaker 4: Now it's a story for the grandkids. Disney is apologizing

465
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Speaker 4: to a couple whose proposal was ruined by an employee

466
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Speaker 4: who grabbed the ring right out of the groom to

467
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Speaker 4: be his hand. What once he was on his knee

468
00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:13,920
Speaker 4: presenting it to a significant other. I swear to god,

469
00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:19,920
Speaker 4: what does this sound familiar to anybody? It was supposed

470
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Speaker 4: to be the perfect moment, Teresa Brain.

471
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Speaker 2: Get it right. Wait, that's the second sentence.

472
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Speaker 4: It just she's going to start everything with it was

473
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Speaker 4: supposed to be her partner's like, Teresa, wait you know?

474
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah.

475
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Speaker 1: The first line is it was supposed to be a

476
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Speaker 1: magical moment.

477
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Speaker 4: And then it was supposed to be a perfect moment

478
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Speaker 4: at Disneyland Paris on a raised platform with sleeping beauty

479
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Speaker 4: castles the backdrop, the mansed platform. Is it a raised

480
00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:56,960
Speaker 4: platform for proposals? I think it is all right. It's

481
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Speaker 4: supposed to be. A man dropped to his knee extending

482
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Speaker 4: an open box. The woman gasped and covered her mouth, overcome,

483
00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:18,600
Speaker 4: just ending a sentence with overcom.

484
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Speaker 2: Media miss and abyss, But isn't this nuts?

485
00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:24,200
Speaker 4: Almost before she could react, that Disney employee leaped Almost.

486
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Speaker 1: Before that suggests that she did react, Teresa, brain, you

487
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Speaker 1: know what.

488
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Speaker 3: It might have been translated from the French.

489
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Speaker 2: We have to admit we save right there we go,

490
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Speaker 2: but just a homage.

491
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Speaker 4: But almost before she could react, that Disney employee leaped

492
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Speaker 4: between them, grabbed the box out of the guy's hand,

493
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Speaker 4: come on, and ran down the stairs with it to

494
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Speaker 4: get the ring back. The couple had to descend. Maybe now,

495
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:01,840
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm not missing a word here. The mouse

496
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:06,000
Speaker 4: ears clad employee then gestured them off of the platform,

497
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:09,000
Speaker 4: where the man had been asking the question of his life?

498
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:13,680
Speaker 4: Is it known as the question of your life? I

499
00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:15,280
Speaker 4: know every kiss begins with K.

500
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Speaker 2: This is definitely transit.

501
00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:24,159
Speaker 4: He went to jaredt Uh and said, over here, it

502
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:28,119
Speaker 4: will be even better. Crazy what oh? He was like,

503
00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:31,560
Speaker 4: this isn't a good spot to propose exactly, pointing to

504
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:33,320
Speaker 4: a random spot nearby.

505
00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:39,680
Speaker 2: Oh no, this is a nightmare. This is Disneyland. This

506
00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:42,880
Speaker 2: is so funny. Like, nope, not here right there.

507
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,200
Speaker 3: We're gonna put you through an underground tunnel and bring

508
00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:46,520
Speaker 3: you up just four feet away.

509
00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:49,119
Speaker 2: Do you want an eleven inch corn dog in the background?

510
00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:55,240
Speaker 2: Maybe a chicken leg leg? Over here, it'll be even better.

511
00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:57,760
Speaker 4: Pointing to a random spot near by, The proposer had

512
00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:00,360
Speaker 4: asked another employee if it was okay to a end

513
00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:01,280
Speaker 4: the platform.

514
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Speaker 2: What is happening?

515
00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:07,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, but apparently the self appointed century had not gotten

516
00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:08,320
Speaker 4: the memo.

517
00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:11,120
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Uh so.

518
00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:17,560
Speaker 4: On Reddit, the person wrote POS destroyed my best friend's moment.

519
00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:22,840
Speaker 2: So piece of shit. Uh huh. POS means piece of shit.

520
00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:28,800
Speaker 4: This point of sale also means a point of sale. Also,

521
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:30,840
Speaker 4: they got a new point of sale system here.

522
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:35,520
Speaker 2: I bet you. It's a pos.

523
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:40,280
Speaker 4: Getting rid of the squirrel going to toast.

524
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:42,560
Speaker 2: Pos destroyed my best friend's moment.

525
00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:46,120
Speaker 4: Read the post incident on Reddit channel devoted to videos

526
00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:49,160
Speaker 4: and gifts. I say giffs, but it is gifts, but

527
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:54,720
Speaker 4: it's jiffs. People behaving badly. He asked for permission beforehand,

528
00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:56,840
Speaker 4: so like the guy asked, can we do it here?

529
00:28:56,880 --> 00:28:57,480
Speaker 2: And they said yes.

530
00:28:57,520 --> 00:29:00,360
Speaker 4: And then somebody wearing Mickey Mouse ears runs down steals

531
00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:00,960
Speaker 4: and says.

532
00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:02,800
Speaker 2: Do it over here. That's so crazy.

533
00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:07,320
Speaker 4: The crowds sharing quickly turned to booing. Of course, they'll

534
00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:09,480
Speaker 4: never forget it. Honestly, it is a little bit better.

535
00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:14,560
Speaker 4: The commenter's consensus was at the work or appeared smug.

536
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:18,400
Speaker 2: Paris and that he got a rise out of.

537
00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:21,840
Speaker 4: Interrupting the moment. After only twenty second video, it went oh.

538
00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:28,320
Speaker 4: Only after the twenty second video went viral. Disney did apologize.

539
00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:30,080
Speaker 1: They should send a Mickey Mouse to his house that

540
00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:32,400
Speaker 1: gets on his hands and knees and kisses the floor

541
00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:34,080
Speaker 1: for like thirty minutes.

542
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:40,400
Speaker 2: So they got to employees that would make it okay.

543
00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:48,120
Speaker 4: We regret how this was handled, said Disney. We have

544
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:52,400
Speaker 4: apologized to the couple involved and offered to make it right.

545
00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:57,560
Speaker 2: End of story now and there's nothing about what making

546
00:29:57,600 --> 00:29:58,080
Speaker 2: it rise.

547
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:04,440
Speaker 3: Lifetime passes to Disney where let him get married for

548
00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:05,120
Speaker 3: free there.

549
00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:11,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, have Jimminy Cricket be the officiat. People don't talk

550
00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:15,600
Speaker 4: about Jimminy Cricket anymore. He used to dominate Disney. He

551
00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:19,360
Speaker 4: really did its great. He looks like Bob cost Yes.

552
00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:22,280
Speaker 2: Great.

553
00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:25,080
Speaker 1: He would make sweet songs with his legs and then

554
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:26,720
Speaker 1: die six hours later.

555
00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:34,080
Speaker 2: That's cool. That's cool. So yeah, okay, all right. So

556
00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:35,959
Speaker 2: I went to Catholic school eight.

557
00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:39,120
Speaker 4: I went to sagared Heart, and then I was going

558
00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:43,560
Speaker 4: to Franklin, which is a bigger public school. And in

559
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:46,560
Speaker 4: that in that summer between, I was like, I gotta

560
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:47,440
Speaker 4: make some friends.

561
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:49,280
Speaker 3: Wait, wait, wait where did your mom teach Your mom

562
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Speaker 3: taught it Franklin.

563
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:50,880
Speaker 2: She did teach at Franklin.

564
00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:53,120
Speaker 4: But when I was a senior, that's where I had

565
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:54,960
Speaker 4: the weird fantasy that somebody would push her and I'd

566
00:30:54,960 --> 00:31:01,280
Speaker 4: punch that person. Never happened. I'm a passiveist. I did

567
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:03,600
Speaker 4: have that hope. I was like, this is gonna be

568
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:05,240
Speaker 4: good versus evil if this ever happens.

569
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:05,800
Speaker 2: Never happened.

570
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:08,160
Speaker 4: So I was like I was gonna get on the

571
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:09,920
Speaker 4: soccer team. I was like, I need to make friends.

572
00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:12,000
Speaker 4: And I was coming from a place where we were

573
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:13,880
Speaker 4: uniforms at a tie tie every day.

574
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:16,160
Speaker 2: So I was like everything in that summer.

575
00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:17,520
Speaker 4: If somebody's like, hey, do you want to come to

576
00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:19,959
Speaker 4: a party, I'm like, yes, I want to fit in.

577
00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:23,160
Speaker 4: I don't want to get killed. So there's the student

578
00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:26,760
Speaker 4: Hunter and they threw a party at his house. And

579
00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:29,440
Speaker 4: Hunter was this weird kid whose dad was really rich,

580
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:33,600
Speaker 4: and he had chameleons, hip pet chameleons, like real ones.

581
00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:36,480
Speaker 2: Not like a little noolly. It's like the multiples. Yeah.

582
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:38,560
Speaker 4: He had cages set up with like chicken wire in

583
00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:40,120
Speaker 4: his room and they laid eggs.

584
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:43,479
Speaker 2: It was like a whole thing. And how many how

585
00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:44,040
Speaker 2: many comellions?

586
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:49,840
Speaker 4: I would say six adult chameleons, no different kinds. Jackson's

587
00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:54,480
Speaker 4: leopard panther Jackson chameleon is a cool they have the

588
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:56,080
Speaker 4: horns anyways, So they.

589
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,280
Speaker 2: Were the kind of I can just like look all.

590
00:31:58,080 --> 00:32:01,960
Speaker 3: Around, right, those kinds, Okay, my daughter talks about them

591
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:03,720
Speaker 3: more than she talks about life.

592
00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:07,000
Speaker 2: They're pretty cool. They're pretty cool. So I go to

593
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:07,400
Speaker 2: this party.

594
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:10,640
Speaker 4: I'm meeting everybody and like all the cool dudes and

595
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:13,240
Speaker 4: all the cute as babes, the hunks and the babes

596
00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:17,640
Speaker 4: were there. Yeah, and I'm like, be cool, take your

597
00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:19,480
Speaker 4: shirt out of your umbros, be cool.

598
00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:21,200
Speaker 2: This is gonna be a big and.

599
00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:23,760
Speaker 4: We're hanging out and I'm being pretty funny and everybody

600
00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:25,360
Speaker 4: knows I'm going to be a new kid and it's

601
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:27,440
Speaker 4: kind of fun. And then Hunter's like, do you want

602
00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:29,480
Speaker 4: to hold a chameleon? And I was like, yeah, dull

603
00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:30,520
Speaker 4: for the rest of my life.

604
00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:33,880
Speaker 2: You're right. So you're like thirteen, you're thirteen.

605
00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:36,040
Speaker 4: Oh I was young, So I'm a September baby. So

606
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:40,160
Speaker 4: I was twelve or thirteen. Yeah, I was a little

607
00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:44,600
Speaker 4: guy in puberty yet Okay, this voice five to four

608
00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:52,080
Speaker 4: jimminy cricket very strange. So I have like this huge

609
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:55,520
Speaker 4: chameleon curl tail. I was like, you're saying, going crazy

610
00:32:55,600 --> 00:33:01,040
Speaker 4: on my shoulder. And incomes Jen Day Casey. Jenday was

611
00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:04,880
Speaker 4: pretty good looking, right, Yeah, went to high school with

612
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:08,400
Speaker 4: me and she was not as like the prettiest girl.

613
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:10,240
Speaker 2: Also, the name Jenday, get out of.

614
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:12,600
Speaker 3: Jen Day, Jenny Day, Jenny Day did.

615
00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:13,720
Speaker 2: She did day?

616
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:18,560
Speaker 4: Jen Day comes in the room, and it's like, Okay,

617
00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:21,400
Speaker 4: this is getting real now, and I'm being funny. I'm

618
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:24,239
Speaker 4: goofing off. People are laughing, and I'm suddenly calming down.

619
00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:26,440
Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm gonna do okay at Franklin High School.

620
00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:29,160
Speaker 4: This is gonna be good for me. And suddenly somebody

621
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:35,000
Speaker 4: slaps me in the face and punches me. So I

622
00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:37,440
Speaker 4: opened my eyes and they're the chameleons on the floor.

623
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:39,640
Speaker 4: I look at Jen and the other girls that were

624
00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:40,640
Speaker 4: in the group and they're all.

625
00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:47,320
Speaker 2: Like, what it happened? Was the chameleon thought my eyelashes

626
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:47,920
Speaker 2: were a fly.

627
00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:53,720
Speaker 4: So while I'm riffogging being super funny to the cute

628
00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:56,520
Speaker 4: girls in my future high school, the chameleon shoots in

629
00:33:56,600 --> 00:34:01,160
Speaker 4: my eye. I panic turned my head, it whips the

630
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:04,760
Speaker 4: chameleon off, hits me in the face, and then falls

631
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:07,120
Speaker 4: to the floor. So this is how I enter high school.

632
00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:15,720
Speaker 4: The guy that tortures chameleons. I did date Jen briefly.

633
00:34:24,239 --> 00:34:26,040
Speaker 2: Chamelions.

634
00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:29,960
Speaker 3: So a chameleon's tongue can withstand you turning your head

635
00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:33,839
Speaker 3: so much that it will unravel its tail around your arm.

636
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:38,000
Speaker 2: It was what the chameleions do. A chameleon's like what's up?

637
00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:38,759
Speaker 2: What's up?

638
00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:42,120
Speaker 4: And I was like, not much, just flirting, and it's

639
00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:45,239
Speaker 4: like not today, loser hit me in the face. And

640
00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:48,279
Speaker 4: then so when I did this, it left my arm

641
00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:51,480
Speaker 4: and then hit me in the face. And I was like,

642
00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:53,360
Speaker 4: I guess you just get beat up in this school.

643
00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:56,200
Speaker 4: I guess it's blood in and blood out. At Franklin High.

644
00:34:58,520 --> 00:35:00,839
Speaker 4: We had a moment. I like to think it wasn't

645
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:09,320
Speaker 4: the ultimate icebreaker. It were yeah, what what what was that?

646
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:14,239
Speaker 2: I don't I heard G T T. I just Tonic Tonic.

647
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:19,520
Speaker 4: Tonic on the top tier bots your dick.

648
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:21,640
Speaker 2: It was my dick. That's the weird part.

649
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:25,360
Speaker 4: What what? Don't get near him? He's going to go

650
00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:26,560
Speaker 4: to prom alone.

651
00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:53,880
Speaker 7: As from all the way around.

652
00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:57,440
Speaker 3: You know what, I think it might be time for Scottie.

653
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:04,280
Speaker 2: Convenient? Should we? We also have to do long at banana?

654
00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:07,520
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, let's start with longest banana and then

655
00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:08,320
Speaker 4: get into confession.

656
00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:10,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, great, let's do it.

657
00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:15,400
Speaker 1: So who here has come from the farthest away tonight?

658
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:18,719
Speaker 2: Not that count.

659
00:36:20,239 --> 00:36:23,600
Speaker 4: Lincoln, Nebraska, Lincoln, Nebraka in town.

660
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:25,920
Speaker 2: That's pretty far away.

661
00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:28,400
Speaker 4: So when you when you're from Lincoln, Nebraska, you go

662
00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:34,880
Speaker 4: like this, go Big Red. Yeah, they like that. You

663
00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:40,400
Speaker 4: guys did pretty good. Hold on Green Bay, Green Link, Tampa.

664
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:43,720
Speaker 4: Did you come for the show? That's the question.

665
00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:51,040
Speaker 2: The only reason here the show? Is that true? No,

666
00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:53,279
Speaker 2: that's not true.

667
00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:56,280
Speaker 4: Toronto and Montana are interesting in Toronto?

668
00:36:57,600 --> 00:36:59,880
Speaker 2: Is that for the show? Actually, I haven't got a

669
00:36:59,880 --> 00:37:01,040
Speaker 2: stop asking.

670
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:11,440
Speaker 4: Toronto probably when I wonder who's full of shire Alabama

671
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:14,520
Speaker 4: for the show, or to visit like your friend because

672
00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:15,760
Speaker 4: she's having a hard time.

673
00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:19,000
Speaker 2: Because it's still goes.

674
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:22,719
Speaker 4: Everybody here where's at leisure and I just don't want

675
00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:26,160
Speaker 4: to and you get drunk on three beers because we're

676
00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:34,960
Speaker 4: a mile a high. It's's gonna get one, Tanda for

677
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:35,319
Speaker 4: the show.

678
00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:39,239
Speaker 2: Come up for the show, Come up for the show, Alabama.

679
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:45,400
Speaker 2: That was a good scream. That was a good scream.

680
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:48,319
Speaker 4: We're honestly just so afraid of you that we're just

681
00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:50,640
Speaker 4: gonna give you the longest banana.

682
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:56,960
Speaker 2: For the show unless you're get up here. This is

683
00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:01,280
Speaker 2: yours also, and given what's.

684
00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:05,640
Speaker 3: Your name, my birthday, it's your birthday, Bay give it

685
00:38:05,719 --> 00:38:10,080
Speaker 3: up for ALTA. Happy birthday to Landa. Do you remember

686
00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:13,319
Speaker 3: our birthday song? Do you remember it?

687
00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:16,920
Speaker 2: Do it again? Hey? Here we go. Were you Alabama?

688
00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:22,920
Speaker 2: And what part? Oh? Now, I'm Alabama. Thank you for

689
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:25,960
Speaker 2: coming this far. What is your name? I'm Morgan Morgan

690
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:32,480
Speaker 2: from Alabama. Hell yeah, roll Tide? I don't know? Yeah,

691
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:36,640
Speaker 2: me neither, Thanks Morgan. All right to the birthday song.

692
00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:38,880
Speaker 2: Here's our Banana birtha song. What was your name? Alana?

693
00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:39,600
Speaker 2: Yea Alana?

694
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:55,399
Speaker 8: Boys, Happy happy birthday, Happy birthday, Happy birthday. Boys you

695
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:57,799
Speaker 8: happy birthday, Happy birthday.

696
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,240
Speaker 4: Oh damn day.

697
00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:04,560
Speaker 2: Okay, but we have some so we don't get sued. Okay,

698
00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:05,680
Speaker 2: we got some shout outs.

699
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:08,480
Speaker 4: Alex and Brendan are here and they just got engaged, right,

700
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:18,120
Speaker 4: Happy engagement, Hofing, not Disneyland, Paris. Christina says, congratulations, there

701
00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:18,399
Speaker 4: you go.

702
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:20,280
Speaker 2: Good job, guys. Stay in love forever.

703
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:26,120
Speaker 4: It's not that hard, oh.

704
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:28,719
Speaker 2: Just because love is what holds a marriage together. It's

705
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:32,120
Speaker 2: not it's work.

706
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:39,520
Speaker 4: Miguel wants to wish packed in a happy birthday.

707
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:42,160
Speaker 2: Packs and packs it.

708
00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:46,279
Speaker 4: If you're here, come on down, please boom boom, packs it.

709
00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:51,440
Speaker 4: We got Stan Daniel Steele's Beautiful number nine, number six

710
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:52,720
Speaker 4: on the bestseller list.

711
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:58,520
Speaker 3: Daniel Steele is written over one hundred books. Looking Weird

712
00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:03,080
Speaker 3: It's amazing, very a little bit like a vampire animal,

713
00:40:05,719 --> 00:40:08,360
Speaker 3: your desk, one hundred books.

714
00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:14,160
Speaker 2: Paxon, are you coming? We can't say sorry, dude, Paxton,

715
00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:17,000
Speaker 2: Paxton Paxson. You seem like a great birthday.

716
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:19,240
Speaker 3: Chairs must be hard to get out of because everyone

717
00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:21,799
Speaker 3: it takes a while for everybody.

718
00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:26,319
Speaker 4: Paxon, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday. Thank you so

719
00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:28,440
Speaker 4: much for coming to the show on your birthday.

720
00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:30,440
Speaker 2: Read it forever. It's awesome.

721
00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:35,919
Speaker 4: And finally, finally, this is a big one, a big one,

722
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:38,520
Speaker 4: And I might get the name wrong, but I'm gonna try.

723
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:40,919
Speaker 4: I'm gonna pronounce it like the ginger ale.

724
00:40:41,239 --> 00:40:42,160
Speaker 2: Uh huh.

725
00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:47,440
Speaker 4: Morgan is wishing her dad shweps sixtieth birthday, Happy birthday,

726
00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:48,800
Speaker 4: named sweps.

727
00:40:50,719 --> 00:40:52,120
Speaker 2: It's shweps here.

728
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:58,280
Speaker 4: Shwep's come on down swets swept, swept, swept, swept, Happy

729
00:40:58,640 --> 00:41:02,560
Speaker 4: sixtieth Birthday, a swemes.

730
00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:04,160
Speaker 2: Schweips.

731
00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:10,920
Speaker 4: You're getting a banana signed copy of Tricia Yearwoods Tricia's Kitchen.

732
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:15,920
Speaker 2: Happy Birthday? Is it swep? Is it sweps? You have

733
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,680
Speaker 2: no idea what we're talking about, dude? Yeah? Are you?

734
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:23,440
Speaker 3: Are you Steve Carell? If you're a sixth day lamp

735
00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:26,239
Speaker 3: I know you're okay. You look great for sixty. Are

736
00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:28,360
Speaker 3: you sixty years old? Ergo swebs Swetz?

737
00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:30,560
Speaker 2: Are you really sixty years old? Is your name Schweps?

738
00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:34,120
Speaker 2: Though I know that's what I have in my notes.

739
00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:38,560
Speaker 2: We've never met. Yeah, there you go that couch.

740
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:45,560
Speaker 4: Thank you, happy birthday. I mean, you look good for sixty.

741
00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:51,799
Speaker 2: Dude. If we don't know that man's name, he's like,

742
00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:53,560
Speaker 2: what the fuck are you talking about?

743
00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:57,880
Speaker 3: It's definitely my sixtieth birthday, you guys are talking about.

744
00:41:59,040 --> 00:41:59,759
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

745
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,600
Speaker 3: A right, So now we're gonna do a little bananas confession.

746
00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:05,080
Speaker 2: If somebody could grab that confessions box for.

747
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:12,600
Speaker 1: See the confessions box when you walked in Confession Confessions.

748
00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:14,719
Speaker 4: Also, if you want to be on the show, just

749
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:20,080
Speaker 4: yell your first name as as you can one, two three.

750
00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:22,520
Speaker 2: It doesn't stop being funny.

751
00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:25,239
Speaker 4: It sounds like an accident, but the cars don't hit

752
00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:25,759
Speaker 4: each other.

753
00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:27,680
Speaker 2: It's so strange.

754
00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:30,600
Speaker 3: I imagine that that's the sound dolphins here when the

755
00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:32,480
Speaker 3: when the Navy tests.

756
00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:40,360
Speaker 2: Those device, Yes, what did what got deposited here? Duck fart?

757
00:42:41,160 --> 00:42:44,759
Speaker 2: Duck fart? Tell us more, tell us? Is this is

758
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:45,440
Speaker 2: this Colorado?

759
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:49,239
Speaker 4: Is this Denver thing? The box is coming in, Thank

760
00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:50,160
Speaker 4: you very much.

761
00:42:50,719 --> 00:42:53,600
Speaker 2: It's Bailey's and Kalua and something else. I don't care.

762
00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:58,600
Speaker 2: I'll drink duck farts. All right, here we go, let's

763
00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:02,879
Speaker 2: get some of these. The confession's going. What you didn't

764
00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:10,600
Speaker 2: get a chance, Freena? Well, no, it's you is Schwep's

765
00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:15,480
Speaker 2: really fifty? Be honest? Here? Oh yeah, dump them? Here

766
00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:15,799
Speaker 2: we go.

767
00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:18,279
Speaker 4: Oh, lots of confession. It's good for you, guys. Some

768
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:19,280
Speaker 4: brought him in advance.

769
00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:26,719
Speaker 2: So are we doing? Thank you? Here? We all know

770
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:29,279
Speaker 2: who that was? Who knows anymore? It's a long one.

771
00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:30,680
Speaker 2: I can't read it. It's too long.

772
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:33,400
Speaker 4: I burned a house down as a kid and blamed

773
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:35,120
Speaker 4: the other kids who were poor.

774
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:40,520
Speaker 2: What whoa? That's the craziest one we've ever done. That's

775
00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:47,600
Speaker 2: that's an intense one. You're absolved, but barely. O god,

776
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:48,480
Speaker 2: this is crazy.

777
00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:51,960
Speaker 1: This was sent in before the show started. I hit

778
00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:55,120
Speaker 1: my first ever But this is crazy, Colorado.

779
00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:56,920
Speaker 2: You're fucking what is happening?

780
00:43:57,239 --> 00:44:00,560
Speaker 3: I hit my first ever boyfriend in the head disc golfing.

781
00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:10,640
Speaker 2: Whoa, whoa? It can sting common thing here.

782
00:44:11,719 --> 00:44:14,759
Speaker 4: It can happen so easily, you guys. You don't know

783
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:17,359
Speaker 4: how easy is his name, Kurt? You know.

784
00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:20,480
Speaker 2: You're absolved.

785
00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:24,279
Speaker 1: I mean, listen, guys, if you called it Frisbee golf,

786
00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:25,239
Speaker 1: people wouldn't get hurt.

787
00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:29,080
Speaker 4: Oh wait, wait, hold on, this might be a two parter.

788
00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:35,080
Speaker 4: What well this one ends? Hold on, maybe it's.

789
00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:35,319
Speaker 2: On the back.

790
00:44:35,719 --> 00:44:39,440
Speaker 4: Oh it does. Okay, great, he's the brains. I really

791
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:41,279
Speaker 4: do not like children.

792
00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:45,440
Speaker 2: Fine, that's fine, I'm never having kids.

793
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:50,520
Speaker 4: I U Kurt and I might be doing a thing

794
00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:53,400
Speaker 4: in September where I'm gonna get a sect to me

795
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:54,880
Speaker 4: and we're gonna call it Sniptember.

796
00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:58,920
Speaker 2: And then I'm already I've already got one.

797
00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:01,960
Speaker 4: The slogan's gonna grow a pair and get a vasectomy,

798
00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:05,000
Speaker 4: and so Sniptimber's coming up.

799
00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:08,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna it's gonna be grabbed onto this shaft

800
00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:09,879
Speaker 1: and new to the patriarchy brand.

801
00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:15,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, don't put the burden on the bed. When I

802
00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:24,319
Speaker 4: was in college, also college is spelled wrong, it spelled colaws.

803
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:33,160
Speaker 3: I bet they went toes put together on a board.

804
00:45:33,719 --> 00:45:36,400
Speaker 2: That's what I remember of it, go buffs.

805
00:45:39,239 --> 00:45:43,560
Speaker 4: When I was in collage, I froze my own ship

806
00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:46,520
Speaker 4: and zip lock bags what and then cut it up

807
00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:52,799
Speaker 4: into discs and slid them unsuspectfully into strangers pockets.

808
00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:59,759
Speaker 2: That is fucking crazy. You're absolved. We love it.

809
00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:03,319
Speaker 4: I mean we should have just done a show called

810
00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:05,040
Speaker 4: Banana's Confessions in Denver.

811
00:46:05,160 --> 00:46:05,399
Speaker 3: Wow.

812
00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:06,880
Speaker 2: Sheesu.

813
00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:11,239
Speaker 3: So. Also, I do know of a man who used

814
00:46:11,239 --> 00:46:13,600
Speaker 3: to live He lived in New York City and he

815
00:46:13,719 --> 00:46:17,560
Speaker 3: was within earshot of this place called the park Side Lounge,

816
00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:18,440
Speaker 3: where I used.

817
00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:20,799
Speaker 1: To run a show when I first started comedy. And

818
00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:23,080
Speaker 1: he hated the park Side Lounge because it always open

819
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:25,600
Speaker 1: late and always really loud. So what he would do

820
00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:28,080
Speaker 1: is he would eat asparagus and then piss into a

821
00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:30,960
Speaker 1: cup and then freeze the cup, yes, like it was

822
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:34,000
Speaker 1: like a paper cup, and then slice pieces of it

823
00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:36,680
Speaker 1: off and then go into the bar and just drop

824
00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:37,880
Speaker 1: them onto.

825
00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:43,600
Speaker 2: The floor and then leave. Yes, he was fucking.

826
00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:48,160
Speaker 3: Crazy, but he did not put it in anyone's pocket,

827
00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:55,160
Speaker 3: and it wasn't shit. A cop stopped me on the

828
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:57,160
Speaker 3: walk here to compliment my mustache.

829
00:46:57,200 --> 00:47:03,080
Speaker 2: Now I feel like I have to shave it. Yeah

830
00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:06,680
Speaker 2: you yes, you should, Yes, you should. That is also.

831
00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:11,640
Speaker 4: Weird, Like you didn't do anything wrong, You're normal. I

832
00:47:11,719 --> 00:47:15,120
Speaker 4: used to live in a sorority house in college. And

833
00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:18,399
Speaker 4: would occasionally locked my roommate out of our shared room

834
00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:23,120
Speaker 4: to do ketamine in peace and quiet. That is self help.

835
00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:27,319
Speaker 4: I want you do you live how you want to live.

836
00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:30,680
Speaker 1: I once I used to live with a guy who

837
00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:33,040
Speaker 1: sold ketamine and he would get it from a vet.

838
00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:33,480
Speaker 2: Yeah.

839
00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:35,680
Speaker 1: This was in the nineties. Yeah, so you would get

840
00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:37,840
Speaker 1: it from a vet in like vials. There were liquid

841
00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:39,640
Speaker 1: vials of ketamine, so you had like put it on

842
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:42,040
Speaker 1: a plate and like cook it over like a pot

843
00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:44,400
Speaker 1: of water, and then it would crystallize, and then he

844
00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:46,239
Speaker 1: would cut it up, and so we could do as

845
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:47,239
Speaker 1: much ketamine as we.

846
00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:49,880
Speaker 2: Wanted whenever we wanted, which is a really bad place

847
00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:50,319
Speaker 2: to live.

848
00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:54,879
Speaker 1: Jesus and I remember doing so much ketemine once.

849
00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:56,760
Speaker 2: But I was just like, I'm a mistake.

850
00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:01,880
Speaker 3: I didn't just wasn't like I wasn't a person on

851
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,080
Speaker 3: drugs who was like, I'm a human being who thinks

852
00:48:04,080 --> 00:48:04,640
Speaker 3: he's a snake.

853
00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:07,880
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm a snake. I don't know language.

854
00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:11,640
Speaker 3: I can only lick my tongue to taste the air.

855
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,120
Speaker 2: And I was like, for twenty minutes, that was me.

856
00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:19,960
Speaker 4: Here's a fun one. Yeah, well here's another fun one.

857
00:48:20,080 --> 00:48:23,960
Speaker 4: These are all good. You guys are really doing well. Yeah,

858
00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:26,520
Speaker 4: here's the one that you can guess right away. I

859
00:48:26,560 --> 00:48:29,680
Speaker 4: took a shit in a urinal in a park bathroom.

860
00:48:29,719 --> 00:48:31,080
Speaker 4: It was dark, the power was out.

861
00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:31,760
Speaker 2: I'm a girl.

862
00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:38,000
Speaker 4: We know the only people who send to shit stores

863
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:41,080
Speaker 4: are women or non binary folks.

864
00:48:41,840 --> 00:48:46,640
Speaker 2: We know, we knew this was a girl. Yeah, we

865
00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:49,399
Speaker 2: know you're absolved.

866
00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:54,320
Speaker 4: Also great, but if you're in a park, probably trees

867
00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:54,880
Speaker 4: and bushes.

868
00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:59,880
Speaker 2: Yeah. I went fell off one of the electric lift scooters.

869
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:01,640
Speaker 3: My boob fell out of my tank tap and I

870
00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:03,240
Speaker 3: got road rash all over my booth.

871
00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:06,640
Speaker 2: Yeah that hurts. That ain't great. That ain't great. Gotta hurt,

872
00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:07,200
Speaker 2: that's got it.

873
00:49:07,239 --> 00:49:14,240
Speaker 4: I slept with a professor in college. Juicy. Daniel Steele

874
00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:18,239
Speaker 4: is beautiful. I slept with a professor my junior year

875
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:19,640
Speaker 4: of college already had an.

876
00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:20,839
Speaker 2: A just like the guy.

877
00:49:21,080 --> 00:49:25,040
Speaker 4: That's fine if you're overright, if you're an adult, live

878
00:49:25,080 --> 00:49:25,799
Speaker 4: how you want to live.

879
00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:26,960
Speaker 2: This is the.

880
00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:29,160
Speaker 3: Weirdest confession I've ever heard in my life.

881
00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:34,120
Speaker 2: I mean, Denver, we do. We do a lot of confessions. Oh,

882
00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:34,720
Speaker 2: this is sweet.

883
00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:37,840
Speaker 3: Sometimes I think my favorite animal is a sloth and

884
00:49:37,960 --> 00:49:38,920
Speaker 3: not a platypus.

885
00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:41,520
Speaker 2: And I've been lying my entire life.

886
00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:45,800
Speaker 4: Yeah right, you gotta be honest about that kind of stuff.

887
00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:47,880
Speaker 2: That's a that's a deep thought.

888
00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:54,520
Speaker 4: I I've always people like, what's your favorite color, and

889
00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:55,480
Speaker 4: I've said all these colors.

890
00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:58,720
Speaker 2: I think my favorite color is purple. I like purple.

891
00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:02,239
Speaker 2: This is good.

892
00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:05,960
Speaker 4: I have a couple pretty I lost my virginity in

893
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,640
Speaker 4: my parents' bed with my high school boyfriend. Of course,

894
00:50:08,680 --> 00:50:11,399
Speaker 4: that's fine. It's circle of life. You got right back

895
00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:15,440
Speaker 4: in there. Also, when you're in high school, any soft

896
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:21,520
Speaker 4: space is fine. God, sex in the trees, I mean everywhere,

897
00:50:21,640 --> 00:50:22,800
Speaker 4: look out, make up point.

898
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:25,919
Speaker 2: This is. This is literally just just for the boy

899
00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:27,240
Speaker 2: who is with this woman.

900
00:50:28,600 --> 00:50:30,799
Speaker 1: I'm a lesbian dating a boy, and dick really isn't

901
00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:32,680
Speaker 1: different from a strap on who knew.

902
00:50:34,400 --> 00:50:35,399
Speaker 2: Honestly, that's cool.

903
00:50:35,640 --> 00:50:40,520
Speaker 3: I'm just telling you, boy, you got a rock hard dick.

904
00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:44,560
Speaker 2: Bro Good for you, Good for you. You got a

905
00:50:44,680 --> 00:50:47,680
Speaker 2: rock hard dick. Oh, this is fun. This is We've

906
00:50:47,719 --> 00:50:51,920
Speaker 2: never gone this long with confession. Also, we've never gotten

907
00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:54,560
Speaker 2: this many this, But we don't care. If you guys

908
00:50:54,560 --> 00:50:55,680
Speaker 2: are having fun, we're having fun.

909
00:50:56,680 --> 00:50:59,120
Speaker 4: I once puked in a pinona that was the shape

910
00:50:59,160 --> 00:51:03,120
Speaker 4: of a cowboy boot and left it in our living room.

911
00:51:03,320 --> 00:51:09,440
Speaker 4: Clearly this has an end. You're absolved. That's fine, that's funny.

912
00:51:09,520 --> 00:51:12,920
Speaker 4: You're a hilarious comedian. You should be on stage.

913
00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:16,400
Speaker 1: That's a great I gave my husband a haul passed

914
00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:18,719
Speaker 1: this weekend to hook up at a fast festival.

915
00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:22,719
Speaker 2: He is going to smiley face. Okay, that sounds like

916
00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:26,080
Speaker 2: you might might need to have a conversation deeper story

917
00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:28,799
Speaker 2: behind that. You might need to have a conversation.

918
00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:37,280
Speaker 4: Uh No, sometimes you needn't be wild.

919
00:51:37,520 --> 00:51:40,840
Speaker 2: You know you want a wild I'll do a sweet one. Okay,

920
00:51:41,239 --> 00:51:41,920
Speaker 2: this is sweet?

921
00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:47,880
Speaker 4: Okay, oh okay, I'm probably in love with the person

922
00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:48,600
Speaker 4: i'm here with.

923
00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:50,800
Speaker 2: Ah.

924
00:51:51,719 --> 00:51:55,200
Speaker 3: Every single man who is here with a friend is

925
00:51:55,239 --> 00:51:55,640
Speaker 3: like do you.

926
00:51:55,600 --> 00:52:00,720
Speaker 2: Think that's They're either like so excited or like oh

927
00:52:00,960 --> 00:52:05,399
Speaker 2: fuck yeah.

928
00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:12,360
Speaker 4: But but holes, Lucien, you're not even absolved. Good for

929
00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:16,080
Speaker 4: you tell them when you want to tell or I

930
00:52:16,120 --> 00:52:20,719
Speaker 4: don't know that that handwriting was very could go either way.

931
00:52:20,520 --> 00:52:21,680
Speaker 2: I don't know.

932
00:52:21,840 --> 00:52:24,560
Speaker 3: I made out ferociously with a girl on my friend's

933
00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:25,640
Speaker 3: pet cemetery.

934
00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:30,080
Speaker 2: It is finek. You also hilarious, also hilarious.

935
00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:31,640
Speaker 3: That's okay. That is how Kujo was born.

936
00:52:31,680 --> 00:52:36,240
Speaker 4: Now I think I forgot how to have good sex

937
00:52:36,239 --> 00:52:37,600
Speaker 4: and have become a dead fish.

938
00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:46,320
Speaker 2: That's fine. Google video search good sex. You'll be shocked.

939
00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:50,640
Speaker 4: When I was living in Brooklyn, the girls dating, I

940
00:52:50,719 --> 00:52:53,160
Speaker 4: was a very good painter. She's a very good painter.

941
00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:54,719
Speaker 4: And she goes, I want to paint something in your room.

942
00:52:54,760 --> 00:52:57,520
Speaker 4: Do you want anything weird? And I was like, how

943
00:52:57,560 --> 00:52:59,640
Speaker 4: about it? Like a deep sea diver with like an

944
00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:03,960
Speaker 4: octave pus attacking you know me. And she goes in

945
00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:06,279
Speaker 4: the other room and I'm in the living room and

946
00:53:06,320 --> 00:53:08,879
Speaker 4: she goes in and google image shirtch deep sea diver

947
00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:13,280
Speaker 4: and it was a photo of like underwater tentacle sex.

948
00:53:13,360 --> 00:53:17,080
Speaker 2: And I just hear out the other room. Ew. I

949
00:53:17,120 --> 00:53:18,480
Speaker 2: was like, I didn't know that was going to happen.

950
00:53:18,480 --> 00:53:21,600
Speaker 4: Don't paint out, And she didn't. All right, let's wrap

951
00:53:21,640 --> 00:53:25,680
Speaker 4: it up. Two more, two more. These are so good Denver.

952
00:53:25,840 --> 00:53:30,360
Speaker 4: Holy shit, I thought this was like a very vanilla city.

953
00:53:31,719 --> 00:53:34,480
Speaker 4: You guys are New Orleans larger.

954
00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:35,879
Speaker 2: This is a large.

955
00:53:36,440 --> 00:53:39,640
Speaker 4: Nobody will ever say that again. By the way, here

956
00:53:39,719 --> 00:53:43,360
Speaker 4: we go. Oh that's cute. I'm turning thirty tomorrow. Congratulations.

957
00:53:43,400 --> 00:53:47,320
Speaker 4: That's that's not a that's not a goodie.

958
00:53:47,840 --> 00:53:49,960
Speaker 2: Here we go. Some of them are just very long.

959
00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:52,319
Speaker 1: I would love to read them, but we are doing

960
00:53:52,320 --> 00:53:55,960
Speaker 1: a live show. It's made out with Peter dinklicch not bad.

961
00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:01,800
Speaker 3: That's a good fion, that's a good confession.

962
00:54:01,880 --> 00:54:04,479
Speaker 4: I wrote a movie for Peter Dinklish four years ago

963
00:54:04,920 --> 00:54:08,160
Speaker 4: and he the original pitch was that he was a leprechaun,

964
00:54:08,239 --> 00:54:10,719
Speaker 4: and I was like, I cannot believe he's agreeing to this.

965
00:54:11,880 --> 00:54:13,520
Speaker 4: So I went in and was like, what if you're

966
00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:15,840
Speaker 4: the greatest con artist of all time in the greatest

967
00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:18,880
Speaker 4: pickpocket because you're like pocket height, you can get in there.

968
00:54:18,920 --> 00:54:21,960
Speaker 2: And he was like yes. And then I got notes

969
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:23,239
Speaker 2: on the first draft and he.

970
00:54:23,239 --> 00:54:24,799
Speaker 4: Was like, I think there needs to be a sex

971
00:54:24,840 --> 00:54:29,880
Speaker 4: scene and I was like okay, and I was like,

972
00:54:29,880 --> 00:54:33,200
Speaker 4: like implied, like you start disrobing and then the next

973
00:54:33,239 --> 00:54:35,680
Speaker 4: morning they're eating eggs and he goes, you have to

974
00:54:35,719 --> 00:54:40,320
Speaker 4: go all the way. So I wrote a Peter Dinklin

975
00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:46,320
Speaker 4: sex scene pretty hot. Shockingly, we'll never get made that movie.

976
00:54:47,280 --> 00:54:48,440
Speaker 4: I was called, Oh Lucky Day.

977
00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:49,240
Speaker 2: It was very cute.

978
00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:54,720
Speaker 3: Oh Jesus, my mom wrote a porno and the girl

979
00:54:54,719 --> 00:54:55,799
Speaker 3: I'm with is reading it.

980
00:54:56,800 --> 00:54:59,759
Speaker 2: Hey, that's cool. All right, I'll do one more for

981
00:54:59,800 --> 00:55:03,080
Speaker 2: the Oh you got one. I hate cake. That's funny,

982
00:55:03,120 --> 00:55:06,160
Speaker 2: you're absolved. I hate Kate.

983
00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:12,920
Speaker 4: I got railed, railed at my best friend's funeral.

984
00:55:15,680 --> 00:55:23,720
Speaker 2: That is okay, okay about it. Your best friend would

985
00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:26,000
Speaker 2: want you to do that. I keep living.

986
00:55:26,840 --> 00:55:29,279
Speaker 4: I got railed at my best friend's funeral in a

987
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:34,120
Speaker 4: closet with his cousin and then proceeded to hit on

988
00:55:34,239 --> 00:55:42,680
Speaker 4: his father. Not many people know this story. Yeah, well,

989
00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:49,360
Speaker 4: well yeah, now over one hundred thousand two. Thank Cuban animals.

990
00:55:49,360 --> 00:55:51,239
Speaker 4: Those are a wonderful confession.

991
00:55:51,520 --> 00:55:51,920
Speaker 2: Denver.

992
00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:57,840
Speaker 4: You are freaky folks. I'm afraid to go tubing with y'all.

993
00:55:58,360 --> 00:56:00,759
Speaker 1: God damn it.

994
00:56:00,360 --> 00:56:06,000
Speaker 2: You do duck farts? Oh yeah, duck farts. What I'll yelled?

995
00:56:06,040 --> 00:56:08,320
Speaker 2: Duck farts? Just so we have a cut point one two.

996
00:56:08,280 --> 00:56:19,080
Speaker 9: Three we're supposed to do.

997
00:56:19,440 --> 00:56:27,440
Speaker 2: This is a shot, right, That is so delicious. I

998
00:56:27,520 --> 00:56:30,279
Speaker 2: might buy a pet duck. It does. It reminds me

999
00:56:30,320 --> 00:56:31,240
Speaker 2: of an Irish carbine.

1000
00:56:31,280 --> 00:56:33,719
Speaker 4: That was, well, you can't say that anymore. I know

1001
00:56:34,360 --> 00:56:35,560
Speaker 4: that that's.

1002
00:56:35,320 --> 00:56:37,840
Speaker 3: A deafer car bar Irish aren't hurting.

1003
00:56:38,120 --> 00:56:42,000
Speaker 4: When Cheyenne comes down and attacks you. All right, here

1004
00:56:42,040 --> 00:56:42,439
Speaker 4: we go.

1005
00:56:42,440 --> 00:56:45,080
Speaker 2: Ready for a story? I just I just licked the mic.

1006
00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:48,160
Speaker 2: Oh that's very upsetting.

1007
00:56:48,160 --> 00:56:54,520
Speaker 3: Here we go, arrested Arizona penis Man.

1008
00:56:55,360 --> 00:56:58,200
Speaker 2: There are more penis Men like him. Alright, this is

1009
00:56:58,280 --> 00:57:00,200
Speaker 2: gonna be bad. I can tell already.

1010
00:57:00,840 --> 00:57:06,000
Speaker 3: This was in the Daily News again by Lauren Teeson.

1011
00:57:06,320 --> 00:57:10,480
Speaker 3: Oh Teeson yep, teasing her thesin she is you're really

1012
00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:12,640
Speaker 3: she is a.

1013
00:57:15,600 --> 00:57:16,120
Speaker 2: Here it is.

1014
00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:20,000
Speaker 1: Many believe that the infamous Penis Man graffiti artist who

1015
00:57:20,080 --> 00:57:23,920
Speaker 1: tagged dozens of spots in Arizona was brought to heavy handed,

1016
00:57:24,040 --> 00:57:27,880
Speaker 1: jested by Tempe police on Thursday. Got it, but containing

1017
00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:30,200
Speaker 1: the spirit of Penis Man will be much harder than

1018
00:57:30,200 --> 00:57:31,800
Speaker 1: anyone would have expected.

1019
00:57:31,960 --> 00:57:32,360
Speaker 2: Thank you.

1020
00:57:33,280 --> 00:57:37,120
Speaker 3: According to the Phoenix New Times, a man named Dustin Schumer.

1021
00:57:36,920 --> 00:57:41,160
Speaker 2: Dustin always Dustin's, posted.

1022
00:57:40,920 --> 00:57:43,200
Speaker 3: On Facebook Saturday morning that he was arrested in his

1023
00:57:43,240 --> 00:57:44,360
Speaker 3: Phoenix condo.

1024
00:57:44,120 --> 00:57:45,960
Speaker 2: By a SWAT team.

1025
00:57:46,600 --> 00:57:50,000
Speaker 3: Oh come on, quote, they rated my condo and vehicle

1026
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:52,840
Speaker 3: and swarm my entire complex in West Venus with twenty

1027
00:57:52,880 --> 00:57:58,120
Speaker 3: five heavily armed SWAT officers and pointed a silenced assault

1028
00:57:58,240 --> 00:57:59,280
Speaker 3: rifer in my face.

1029
00:57:59,520 --> 00:58:02,040
Speaker 2: This is spray paint. This is Penis Man.

1030
00:58:02,280 --> 00:58:07,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, no shit, yeah, am great. Though he was

1031
00:58:07,680 --> 00:58:12,080
Speaker 3: booked on sixteen counts of aggravated criminal damage.

1032
00:58:11,840 --> 00:58:14,680
Speaker 4: For ding dongs all over the place, eight counts of

1033
00:58:14,720 --> 00:58:16,120
Speaker 4: criminal campaign.

1034
00:58:15,800 --> 00:58:17,520
Speaker 2: By the way, ding dongs all over the place, going

1035
00:58:17,600 --> 00:58:20,680
Speaker 2: all right? Campaign?

1036
00:58:20,920 --> 00:58:24,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, the Penis Man screw this guys all.

1037
00:58:24,120 --> 00:58:27,120
Speaker 3: Over the place, and one count of criminal trespassing, all

1038
00:58:27,200 --> 00:58:30,400
Speaker 3: related to incidences where he spray painted Penis Man.

1039
00:58:30,680 --> 00:58:35,680
Speaker 2: Okay on various buildings and objects. Oh the words Penis Man. Yeah,

1040
00:58:36,160 --> 00:58:39,960
Speaker 2: so it just is just Penis Man, all right. I

1041
00:58:40,040 --> 00:58:41,800
Speaker 2: mean he's not a poet, but is.

1042
00:58:42,720 --> 00:58:46,280
Speaker 3: But here's the deal, he's not even Penis Man. Oh,

1043
00:58:46,320 --> 00:58:50,120
Speaker 3: but is Schomer, the Penis Man makes the one that's

1044
00:58:50,160 --> 00:58:52,920
Speaker 3: been tagging spots across the state for two months and

1045
00:58:52,960 --> 00:58:57,680
Speaker 3: captured nationwide attention. Question mark, have you heard of it? No,

1046
00:58:58,280 --> 00:58:59,560
Speaker 3: not nationwide attention?

1047
00:59:01,280 --> 00:59:04,360
Speaker 1: Schomer says, no, He's just a follower who did a

1048
00:59:04,360 --> 00:59:05,520
Speaker 1: few of the taggings.

1049
00:59:05,560 --> 00:59:06,560
Speaker 2: I'm not original.

1050
00:59:07,480 --> 00:59:13,000
Speaker 1: There are hundreds of copycats with very distinctive, different handwritings.

1051
00:59:13,200 --> 00:59:14,960
Speaker 1: I don't know how you have a handwriting when it's

1052
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:16,440
Speaker 1: just like Penis Man.

1053
00:59:16,640 --> 00:59:20,400
Speaker 4: It's just the most The plot of American Vandal on Netflix.

1054
00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:24,680
Speaker 4: If anybody watches this is the exact plot, and they

1055
00:59:24,680 --> 00:59:25,280
Speaker 4: did it great.

1056
00:59:25,400 --> 00:59:26,360
Speaker 2: It's really funny.

1057
00:59:27,720 --> 00:59:30,480
Speaker 3: Schomer said that he heard some people in a Tempa.

1058
00:59:30,360 --> 00:59:32,880
Speaker 2: Tempe, Tempe, Arizona, in a.

1059
00:59:32,920 --> 00:59:38,480
Speaker 1: Tempee not Tempe Tempe bar talking about the real seemingly

1060
00:59:38,520 --> 00:59:41,480
Speaker 1: phantom like Penis Man, and got inspired to do some

1061
00:59:41,560 --> 00:59:41,960
Speaker 1: of his own.

1062
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:45,320
Speaker 3: I thought it was a good message, No, explained, No,

1063
00:59:45,520 --> 00:59:46,920
Speaker 3: what's the message of.

1064
00:59:47,160 --> 00:59:48,880
Speaker 2: Just writing Penis I'm opposer.

1065
00:59:49,080 --> 00:59:51,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, he doesn't seem to be the only Penis disciple.

1066
00:59:51,840 --> 00:59:54,800
Speaker 1: As documented by the Twitter account Penis man fan what

1067
00:59:55,040 --> 00:59:58,840
Speaker 1: is Happening, at least one new tag has been spotted

1068
00:59:58,880 --> 01:00:03,040
Speaker 1: since Schomer's rest. Penis Man is neither man nor woman.

1069
01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:05,520
Speaker 1: You norm it's definitely ah.

1070
01:00:05,560 --> 01:00:09,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, women are too busy shitting in journals or

1071
01:00:10,640 --> 01:00:11,360
Speaker 4: sucking their.

1072
01:00:11,240 --> 01:00:14,479
Speaker 2: Teachers or what they're breaking bound.

1073
01:00:14,600 --> 01:00:19,480
Speaker 3: They got things journal front, You nor me wrote show

1074
01:00:19,560 --> 01:00:22,080
Speaker 3: morono Facebook, we are all Penis Man.

1075
01:00:23,840 --> 01:00:27,520
Speaker 2: What is happening? What is happening? We lost the thread?

1076
01:00:28,880 --> 01:00:31,360
Speaker 2: I love it. I was a Penis Man once.

1077
01:00:31,560 --> 01:00:35,040
Speaker 4: Oh my god, okay, it was at.

1078
01:00:34,920 --> 01:00:40,080
Speaker 3: Your It was at your Halloween party. Do you remember

1079
01:00:40,080 --> 01:00:41,520
Speaker 3: the last Halloween party you had?

1080
01:00:41,760 --> 01:00:43,080
Speaker 2: Oh it was so good.

1081
01:00:43,200 --> 01:00:47,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, you had a car, you had a car parked

1082
01:00:47,600 --> 01:00:49,560
Speaker 3: in the park in like the parking lot in front

1083
01:00:49,600 --> 01:00:52,800
Speaker 3: of your place. Yes, a lot of a lot of smoke,

1084
01:00:52,880 --> 01:00:56,120
Speaker 3: a lot of you know, like a fake three smoke machines,

1085
01:00:56,160 --> 01:01:00,520
Speaker 3: three smoke machines outside and in l a there's no wind,

1086
01:01:00,880 --> 01:01:04,240
Speaker 3: so that ship just hangs. And when you like walk

1087
01:01:04,320 --> 01:01:07,560
Speaker 3: in there is a car with a creepy.

1088
01:01:07,200 --> 01:01:09,880
Speaker 1: Light in it and just a skeleton in the back seat,

1089
01:01:10,320 --> 01:01:13,560
Speaker 1: which is the way Scotty always drives around with a skeleton.

1090
01:01:13,600 --> 01:01:18,480
Speaker 2: Skelton backseat in my car. Yep, this is true. It

1091
01:01:18,520 --> 01:01:20,400
Speaker 2: is true. Uh.

1092
01:01:20,440 --> 01:01:22,480
Speaker 1: And so we had gone and we went as my

1093
01:01:22,520 --> 01:01:23,880
Speaker 1: wife and I went as Moby Dick.

1094
01:01:24,480 --> 01:01:26,880
Speaker 2: Yeah. So she was Moby.

1095
01:01:27,520 --> 01:01:29,920
Speaker 4: The the electronic artist.

1096
01:01:30,080 --> 01:01:35,680
Speaker 2: Yeah. The gwent Stefani the Gwen Stephanie hit. I was,

1097
01:01:35,880 --> 01:01:36,640
Speaker 2: I was a Dick.

1098
01:01:36,720 --> 01:01:39,440
Speaker 3: I was a Penis, Yes, you were.

1099
01:01:39,640 --> 01:01:44,960
Speaker 2: I was. It was very forget that. I still regret

1100
01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:48,000
Speaker 2: the costume. Yep, not a very unlike Currt.

1101
01:01:48,120 --> 01:01:53,200
Speaker 1: It was so upsetting, not only to be the penis

1102
01:01:53,240 --> 01:01:56,320
Speaker 1: the dick of Momy Dick, but also.

1103
01:01:56,120 --> 01:01:58,760
Speaker 3: I was wearing a skin tight unitard.

1104
01:02:00,280 --> 01:02:04,520
Speaker 1: It happens, it happens, and my like, my my little

1105
01:02:04,560 --> 01:02:10,280
Speaker 1: belly was showing little balls and dick were like my

1106
01:02:10,440 --> 01:02:13,760
Speaker 1: leg no, and I had a giant penis head on

1107
01:02:13,840 --> 01:02:18,240
Speaker 1: my head. And because I didn't have any place for

1108
01:02:18,320 --> 01:02:22,800
Speaker 1: like my wallet and my phone, so I had this

1109
01:02:22,960 --> 01:02:24,560
Speaker 1: like I don't know if you when you wear a kilt,

1110
01:02:24,600 --> 01:02:25,680
Speaker 1: does anyone warn a kilt?

1111
01:02:25,720 --> 01:02:31,720
Speaker 2: Here? So lots of kilt.

1112
01:02:31,800 --> 01:02:33,840
Speaker 3: You have a little bag, it's like a person that

1113
01:02:33,880 --> 01:02:37,160
Speaker 3: it's essentially like a like a twelfth century.

1114
01:02:36,800 --> 01:02:38,919
Speaker 2: Little called a dick.

1115
01:02:39,520 --> 01:02:41,280
Speaker 3: And so then I had that with like my shit

1116
01:02:41,360 --> 01:02:44,040
Speaker 3: in it. But I still look at photos from that

1117
01:02:44,200 --> 01:02:46,520
Speaker 3: night and I am ashamed at my dick.

1118
01:02:46,680 --> 01:02:47,000
Speaker 2: Seuth.

1119
01:02:47,200 --> 01:02:51,640
Speaker 4: That was a wild party. You guys know the movie

1120
01:02:51,720 --> 01:02:53,919
Speaker 4: like good Night Mommy or good Night Mommy, Like sure,

1121
01:02:54,080 --> 01:02:55,520
Speaker 4: the head is a full bandage.

1122
01:02:55,560 --> 01:02:57,840
Speaker 2: Anybody know what I'm talking about? No, Okay, it's fine

1123
01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:01,240
Speaker 2: some people. It's a crazy movie.

1124
01:03:01,280 --> 01:03:04,000
Speaker 4: And there was somebody whose head was fully wrapped in

1125
01:03:04,080 --> 01:03:06,800
Speaker 4: gauze so you couldn't see her face whatsoever. And I

1126
01:03:06,920 --> 01:03:09,520
Speaker 4: was walking around with a bottle of Rumpleman's under each armpit.

1127
01:03:09,720 --> 01:03:12,320
Speaker 4: Now I was Bernie from Weekend at Bernie's, So I

1128
01:03:12,320 --> 01:03:16,520
Speaker 4: would just drape myself on people, and I was passing

1129
01:03:16,640 --> 01:03:19,760
Speaker 4: Rumpelman's around. We weren't dogball in the Rumpel, but we

1130
01:03:19,760 --> 01:03:23,480
Speaker 4: were drinking it. We weren't dogballing, but people didn't know.

1131
01:03:23,520 --> 01:03:25,600
Speaker 4: It was like one hundred and plus proof shops. So

1132
01:03:25,640 --> 01:03:29,800
Speaker 4: people are just getting blitzcreaged. And I was one was

1133
01:03:30,280 --> 01:03:33,120
Speaker 4: I love it. I love it, And fifty of the

1134
01:03:33,200 --> 01:03:34,200
Speaker 4: drunkest people you've ever.

1135
01:03:34,080 --> 01:03:34,600
Speaker 2: Seen it was.

1136
01:03:34,920 --> 01:03:37,360
Speaker 3: Everyone was fucking so drunk.

1137
01:03:37,840 --> 01:03:40,720
Speaker 1: It was crazy. And everyone was in their thirties. And

1138
01:03:40,800 --> 01:03:44,160
Speaker 1: you don't see, no, you don't see like a party

1139
01:03:44,200 --> 01:03:46,720
Speaker 1: with people in their thirties that drunk.

1140
01:03:46,400 --> 01:03:48,920
Speaker 4: People were like, I was hung over four days later.

1141
01:03:49,080 --> 01:03:52,000
Speaker 4: And also drugs were flying. But there's a friend of

1142
01:03:52,040 --> 01:03:54,960
Speaker 4: mine who I will not name, who was drinking Rumbleman's

1143
01:03:55,320 --> 01:03:57,120
Speaker 4: and she walks up to me and just kisses me

1144
01:03:57,280 --> 01:03:57,840
Speaker 4: really hard.

1145
01:03:57,880 --> 01:03:59,880
Speaker 2: But her gauze was covered in rum.

1146
01:04:00,520 --> 01:04:03,760
Speaker 4: So I just get Rumpleman's all in my face and

1147
01:04:03,800 --> 01:04:05,760
Speaker 4: then she goes, do you want to get.

1148
01:04:05,640 --> 01:04:07,280
Speaker 2: Out of here? I go, this is my house, I

1149
01:04:07,360 --> 01:04:11,520
Speaker 2: need to say, and she goes, why you can't get

1150
01:04:11,560 --> 01:04:13,640
Speaker 2: out of here? She goes, why what's wrong?

1151
01:04:13,880 --> 01:04:17,440
Speaker 4: And I go her name, Well, your whole head is

1152
01:04:17,480 --> 01:04:20,360
Speaker 4: wrapped in gauze right now, I don't know who you are,

1153
01:04:20,400 --> 01:04:22,760
Speaker 4: and this is my house, so I can't leave right now.

1154
01:04:22,800 --> 01:04:24,720
Speaker 4: She goes, okay, And then I always put tents in

1155
01:04:24,760 --> 01:04:27,760
Speaker 4: my backyard so people can party. And she's like, I'm

1156
01:04:27,760 --> 01:04:29,840
Speaker 4: just gonna go fall asleep on your tents. I was like,

1157
01:04:29,880 --> 01:04:31,320
Speaker 4: I'll zip it up. You'll be fine.

1158
01:04:31,760 --> 01:04:35,720
Speaker 3: But also his backyard is at a forty five degree angle.

1159
01:04:35,960 --> 01:04:36,680
Speaker 2: Pretty fun.

1160
01:04:36,880 --> 01:04:39,920
Speaker 3: So getting into a tent is just rolling to one

1161
01:04:39,960 --> 01:04:42,080
Speaker 3: side and then waiting for.

1162
01:04:42,040 --> 01:04:43,760
Speaker 2: The stakes to pop out that.

1163
01:04:43,800 --> 01:04:45,880
Speaker 4: And I rolled down the hill just a woman that

1164
01:04:45,920 --> 01:04:49,760
Speaker 4: smells like peppermint shops with her head fully gauze, rolling

1165
01:04:49,800 --> 01:04:53,160
Speaker 4: away from me.

1166
01:04:51,920 --> 01:04:55,000
Speaker 2: To get out the side of a hill on sand.

1167
01:04:55,120 --> 01:04:57,840
Speaker 2: He has no there's no there's no foundation.

1168
01:04:58,080 --> 01:04:59,960
Speaker 1: Yes, his house is gonna go over the edge of

1169
01:05:00,160 --> 01:05:01,760
Speaker 1: absolutely earthquake.

1170
01:05:01,920 --> 01:05:04,400
Speaker 2: But I got a slide. He does have a slide

1171
01:05:05,560 --> 01:05:11,960
Speaker 2: right into the sand. I'm having fun. I'm gonna switch stories.

1172
01:05:11,600 --> 01:05:14,160
Speaker 4: Because I I'm gonna go for one that I was

1173
01:05:14,200 --> 01:05:17,920
Speaker 4: gonna So tomorrow night, we're doing comedy works in Greenwood.

1174
01:05:18,120 --> 01:05:22,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, Greenwood, and it's gonna be a totally different show.

1175
01:05:22,680 --> 01:05:26,640
Speaker 1: So everyone's show come out, because come out. We don't

1176
01:05:26,680 --> 01:05:28,520
Speaker 1: know what's gonna happen in the suburbs.

1177
01:05:28,520 --> 01:05:32,320
Speaker 2: We love comedy works. Is that the suburbs? Fuck? Yes,

1178
01:05:32,400 --> 01:05:33,280
Speaker 2: it's the suburbs.

1179
01:05:33,280 --> 01:05:36,160
Speaker 4: I was there today and I was like, oh, whoa,

1180
01:05:36,240 --> 01:05:39,560
Speaker 4: it's everything you've ever needed within one hundred feet of

1181
01:05:39,600 --> 01:05:40,040
Speaker 4: each other.

1182
01:05:40,760 --> 01:05:43,000
Speaker 2: Tomorrow night, it's gonna be very wild.

1183
01:05:43,080 --> 01:05:45,640
Speaker 3: It's gonna be really We're gonna make it purposely crazy.

1184
01:05:45,640 --> 01:05:47,040
Speaker 3: I'm gonna light myself on fire.

1185
01:05:47,160 --> 01:05:51,720
Speaker 4: I'm gonna, yeah, come on out to our night. It's

1186
01:05:51,760 --> 01:05:58,400
Speaker 4: gonna watch boy, watch co way imaginable.

1187
01:05:59,200 --> 01:06:04,640
Speaker 2: Self, Emily shouldn't for your entertainment. It's a big space.

1188
01:06:04,680 --> 01:06:06,000
Speaker 3: We gotta do something to fill it.

1189
01:06:06,200 --> 01:06:10,240
Speaker 4: I'm gonna riff on it. I'll riff have funny jokes.

1190
01:06:10,840 --> 01:06:13,400
Speaker 4: Give it to me, Okay. This was sent in by

1191
01:06:13,520 --> 01:06:15,800
Speaker 4: Jenny Colbertson, Oh.

1192
01:06:15,720 --> 01:06:17,040
Speaker 3: The best of the Culbertsons.

1193
01:06:17,200 --> 01:06:17,680
Speaker 2: She is.

1194
01:06:18,400 --> 01:06:21,400
Speaker 4: I think she's just a bananimal, all right, which is

1195
01:06:21,520 --> 01:06:26,720
Speaker 4: enough for me. I'm gonna say where this is from.

1196
01:06:26,520 --> 01:06:30,360
Speaker 2: Because this headline really grabs you.

1197
01:06:30,360 --> 01:06:32,040
Speaker 3: You know what I'm gonna I'm gonna say that this

1198
01:06:32,480 --> 01:06:35,600
Speaker 3: duck fart jot had more alcohol in it than I expected.

1199
01:06:38,320 --> 01:06:41,800
Speaker 3: It should get one more Dolly tasted like chocolate candy.

1200
01:06:44,520 --> 01:06:48,000
Speaker 2: No I don't want any more. I want vodka soda.

1201
01:06:48,120 --> 01:06:51,240
Speaker 2: I want clean out lot for sure. When a duck fart,

1202
01:06:51,280 --> 01:06:52,000
Speaker 2: are you kidding me?

1203
01:06:54,240 --> 01:06:58,120
Speaker 4: I'm super saying, all right, I don't know what it means.

1204
01:06:58,160 --> 01:07:01,400
Speaker 2: I guess we are getting tomorrow. I we'll have one

1205
01:07:01,400 --> 01:07:03,960
Speaker 2: more to get ivs next door to where we're staying.

1206
01:07:04,320 --> 01:07:05,280
Speaker 2: It is right there.

1207
01:07:05,720 --> 01:07:08,160
Speaker 3: That is a classic comedy placement.

1208
01:07:08,560 --> 01:07:11,680
Speaker 2: YEP, Condo ivy comedy works.

1209
01:07:13,160 --> 01:07:16,200
Speaker 4: Penlive dot com, Kurt, you're on penlive dot com.

1210
01:07:16,200 --> 01:07:19,640
Speaker 2: Alow, aren't you. I'm not on pen live dot com.

1211
01:07:19,680 --> 01:07:24,720
Speaker 3: Sometimes I named my firstborn pen and my second born live.

1212
01:07:25,480 --> 01:07:29,160
Speaker 3: My dog is dot and my wife is Calm. We

1213
01:07:29,320 --> 01:07:32,919
Speaker 3: line up and it is pan live dot com. That's

1214
01:07:32,960 --> 01:07:36,960
Speaker 3: what's on the back of my car, pan live dot com.

1215
01:07:36,960 --> 01:07:38,200
Speaker 2: And it's my family.

1216
01:07:38,440 --> 01:07:40,800
Speaker 4: And nobody's talking about this.

1217
01:07:42,720 --> 01:07:45,160
Speaker 2: Written by Claudia DeMuro.

1218
01:07:45,640 --> 01:07:53,200
Speaker 3: Oh she is. That's the last time you have to

1219
01:07:53,240 --> 01:07:53,520
Speaker 3: do it.

1220
01:07:53,680 --> 01:07:55,520
Speaker 2: Yes, But if Claudia hears that.

1221
01:07:55,640 --> 01:07:58,760
Speaker 4: Imagine what her little cockles of her heart are gonna do.

1222
01:08:04,680 --> 01:08:06,040
Speaker 2: I do want a duck fart.

1223
01:08:08,160 --> 01:08:14,439
Speaker 4: Fish double duck farts, two duck farts. Yeah, I wish

1224
01:08:14,520 --> 01:08:16,360
Speaker 4: we were on like a hinge or bumble date be

1225
01:08:16,479 --> 01:08:20,719
Speaker 4: like four more duck farts and they're like definitely not with.

1226
01:08:20,640 --> 01:08:22,560
Speaker 2: You two, and we're like absolutely.

1227
01:08:23,040 --> 01:08:25,800
Speaker 3: Is that there was one confession that someone canceled on

1228
01:08:25,800 --> 01:08:26,960
Speaker 3: one hinge date to go out.

1229
01:08:26,880 --> 01:08:27,960
Speaker 2: With the other hinge date.

1230
01:08:30,080 --> 01:08:33,320
Speaker 4: There also Sarah Erdman's here. Sarah might have broken her thumb.

1231
01:08:33,400 --> 01:08:37,680
Speaker 4: She's Aaron Banana Boy number five sister. I hope you

1232
01:08:37,720 --> 01:08:39,439
Speaker 4: didn't break her.

1233
01:08:39,040 --> 01:08:42,080
Speaker 3: Oh you're are you drunk enough to feel?

1234
01:08:42,120 --> 01:08:44,400
Speaker 2: Okay?

1235
01:08:45,080 --> 01:08:48,960
Speaker 4: Oh well sorry, We'll send you a duck fart to

1236
01:08:49,360 --> 01:08:52,080
Speaker 4: the Greenwood Urgent Care.

1237
01:08:52,280 --> 01:08:56,080
Speaker 2: Okay, here you go. Headlive dot com. Claudia Demiro, she

1238
01:08:56,200 --> 01:08:56,960
Speaker 2: is the best in the.

1239
01:08:56,880 --> 01:09:02,839
Speaker 4: Beeswax fish fish jumps into Thai man's mouth, lodges itself

1240
01:09:02,840 --> 01:09:06,840
Speaker 4: in his mouth and throat. A fist jumped into a

1241
01:09:06,920 --> 01:09:11,280
Speaker 4: man's mouth and throat and lodged itself in he That

1242
01:09:11,520 --> 01:09:14,320
Speaker 4: is the news story I'm going to tell you. Before

1243
01:09:14,360 --> 01:09:17,320
Speaker 4: the Internet happened, none of us ever would have known.

1244
01:09:17,479 --> 01:09:19,040
Speaker 2: I love it.

1245
01:09:19,120 --> 01:09:20,640
Speaker 3: This is an old story. This is an old you

1246
01:09:20,840 --> 01:09:22,000
Speaker 3: dug into the air.

1247
01:09:23,520 --> 01:09:30,000
Speaker 2: This is Tanya. Give it up for Tanya. Tanya on

1248
01:09:30,040 --> 01:09:33,439
Speaker 2: the counter. Three. Everybody yelled Tanya one, two three.

1249
01:09:37,320 --> 01:09:41,360
Speaker 4: I bet that ever happened before uh, fist jumps into

1250
01:09:41,360 --> 01:09:42,320
Speaker 4: Thai man's mouth locked.

1251
01:09:42,400 --> 01:09:44,920
Speaker 2: No, this isn't this is from this week. Oh shit.

1252
01:09:53,800 --> 01:09:57,080
Speaker 4: Claudium DeMuro best in the beeswax says it was a

1253
01:09:57,120 --> 01:09:58,160
Speaker 4: real bad catch.

1254
01:10:02,040 --> 01:10:03,639
Speaker 3: I swear to God, this is an old story.

1255
01:10:03,760 --> 01:10:07,720
Speaker 2: Swear, I promise you. It's not all right. Give it

1256
01:10:07,760 --> 01:10:08,040
Speaker 2: to me.

1257
01:10:08,600 --> 01:10:10,880
Speaker 4: I don't know at all. By the way, I just

1258
01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:17,040
Speaker 4: like controversy. I'm the controversial one. The man was fishing

1259
01:10:17,040 --> 01:10:20,040
Speaker 4: in Thailand when one of the fish leapt out of

1260
01:10:20,080 --> 01:10:21,599
Speaker 4: the water and got stuck in his throat.

1261
01:10:22,760 --> 01:10:26,920
Speaker 2: We all been there. Wait from from the water. He

1262
01:10:27,120 --> 01:10:28,000
Speaker 2: was like, what a.

1263
01:10:28,120 --> 01:10:38,160
Speaker 4: Beautiful That's exactly what happened. Penn Live reports that no

1264
01:10:38,320 --> 01:10:39,960
Speaker 4: podal string them.

1265
01:10:40,120 --> 01:10:49,200
Speaker 2: No fishing in thou Long Province, not that far off

1266
01:10:49,240 --> 01:10:54,880
Speaker 2: from that when the incident occurred. He had dove. I

1267
01:10:54,920 --> 01:10:55,760
Speaker 2: guess that is right.

1268
01:10:55,800 --> 01:10:58,160
Speaker 4: He had dove beneath the surface to search of a

1269
01:10:58,200 --> 01:10:59,760
Speaker 4: good catch, but came up for air.

1270
01:11:02,840 --> 01:11:04,520
Speaker 2: That is so funny.

1271
01:11:05,439 --> 01:11:07,760
Speaker 3: He came up four air, which he was denied by.

1272
01:11:07,880 --> 01:11:12,439
Speaker 4: It exact moment, a five inch lung fish jumped out

1273
01:11:12,439 --> 01:11:14,679
Speaker 4: of the water and shrn him open his mouth to breathe,

1274
01:11:14,760 --> 01:11:16,240
Speaker 4: landing directly in his.

1275
01:11:16,320 --> 01:11:19,600
Speaker 3: Mouth a five inch fish, a perfect size.

1276
01:11:19,360 --> 01:11:23,439
Speaker 2: More than enough? What a perfect more than too big?

1277
01:11:25,640 --> 01:11:31,320
Speaker 3: Five inches that's what everyone says huge. No one wants

1278
01:11:31,320 --> 01:11:36,040
Speaker 3: more than five to four and three quarters inches and

1279
01:11:36,280 --> 01:11:42,960
Speaker 3: nobody everyone says, America says, China says.

1280
01:11:43,160 --> 01:11:46,799
Speaker 2: Everyone says five inches is three.

1281
01:11:46,680 --> 01:11:49,679
Speaker 3: Inches two months, it's too much.

1282
01:11:51,360 --> 01:11:56,880
Speaker 4: Hence these shorts and this hair goes that exact moment

1283
01:11:56,880 --> 01:11:58,840
Speaker 4: if five minch fish jumped out of the water as

1284
01:11:58,880 --> 01:12:00,920
Speaker 4: shring him open his mouth to breathe and it landed

1285
01:12:00,960 --> 01:12:04,200
Speaker 4: directly in his mouth, This is a great moment.

1286
01:12:04,320 --> 01:12:06,000
Speaker 2: Also great story for this.

1287
01:12:06,160 --> 01:12:10,320
Speaker 3: Also, I just wish that the little flap had just

1288
01:12:10,400 --> 01:12:12,880
Speaker 3: been different and he had just gone up and it

1289
01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:14,400
Speaker 3: just went right into his belly.

1290
01:12:15,320 --> 01:12:17,759
Speaker 2: He's like and he was like, I'm fed for the day,

1291
01:12:18,479 --> 01:12:22,720
Speaker 2: lunch stringham not for me. I'm gonna cave spearing them.

1292
01:12:22,760 --> 01:12:26,479
Speaker 1: I guess I'm done fishing by keeping my mouth open

1293
01:12:27,040 --> 01:12:27,799
Speaker 1: in the water.

1294
01:12:29,040 --> 01:12:29,960
Speaker 2: Here's the weird one.

1295
01:12:30,240 --> 01:12:30,400
Speaker 6: Uh.

1296
01:12:31,000 --> 01:12:33,679
Speaker 2: Things quickly escalated from shocking to worse.

1297
01:12:34,640 --> 01:12:37,920
Speaker 4: Not only was this type of fish a species called annabis,

1298
01:12:38,640 --> 01:12:42,080
Speaker 4: which has spiky spines that uses to walk on lands

1299
01:12:42,120 --> 01:12:45,640
Speaker 4: no no, no, to hunt for earthworms.

1300
01:12:45,720 --> 01:12:50,000
Speaker 2: It's a fishy thing. To do to hunt for earthwork.

1301
01:12:50,600 --> 01:12:51,759
Speaker 2: It's a spiky fish.

1302
01:12:52,160 --> 01:12:56,799
Speaker 3: Imagine you a fish having the.

1303
01:12:56,840 --> 01:12:58,800
Speaker 2: Entire ocean, yep or.

1304
01:13:00,360 --> 01:13:02,680
Speaker 3: To feed on whatever you wanted. And you were like,

1305
01:13:04,880 --> 01:13:09,479
Speaker 3: my tastes go to earthworms, the things that only live

1306
01:13:10,040 --> 01:13:14,600
Speaker 3: where I have to use my spiny fucking stumps to

1307
01:13:14,880 --> 01:13:18,080
Speaker 3: crawl and dig into the dirt to eat without breathing.

1308
01:13:18,240 --> 01:13:23,480
Speaker 4: Seems a little selfish, all right, And nobody's talking about.

1309
01:13:23,280 --> 01:13:26,960
Speaker 1: Nobody's talking about this goddamn selfish fool.

1310
01:13:26,960 --> 01:13:30,679
Speaker 4: Other podcasts coming to comedy works talking about earthworm fish

1311
01:13:30,800 --> 01:13:35,720
Speaker 4: right now at this moment, makes you think, yeah, it

1312
01:13:35,800 --> 01:13:40,679
Speaker 4: proceeded to wriggle its way down Stringham's windpipe. No cutting

1313
01:13:40,680 --> 01:13:44,160
Speaker 4: off his oxygen. You need oxygen. We've always said this.

1314
01:13:46,360 --> 01:13:49,080
Speaker 4: The same article details us Shring was rushed to the

1315
01:13:49,120 --> 01:13:52,840
Speaker 4: hospital after visiting the air. After others visiting the air

1316
01:13:53,000 --> 01:13:57,439
Speaker 4: realize what was happening. He went underwater and oh god,

1317
01:13:57,479 --> 01:14:02,880
Speaker 4: this has written very medium mistic and the biz Claudia.

1318
01:14:03,880 --> 01:14:05,960
Speaker 2: We yelled your name. Uh.

1319
01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:09,799
Speaker 4: He went underwent emergency surgery in order for the fish

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Speaker 4: to be removed. Our physicians did everything they could to

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Speaker 4: keep the patient's organs from being destroyed.

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Speaker 2: Destroyed. Cool doctor, Yeah, what if your a doctor said

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01:14:25,040 --> 01:14:26,680
Speaker 2: that too you? What if your a dentist said that

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01:14:26,720 --> 01:14:26,920
Speaker 2: to you?

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01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:29,320
Speaker 4: Wive knew everything I can to keep your teeth from

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Speaker 4: being destroyed.

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01:14:31,040 --> 01:14:35,439
Speaker 3: They are incredibly damaged, but we have prevented them from

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01:14:35,520 --> 01:14:36,400
Speaker 3: being destroyed.

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01:14:36,840 --> 01:14:39,920
Speaker 4: Is it because I crawled down the street and eat earthworms?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? It is. You're strange. Did he think the fish?

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01:14:43,720 --> 01:14:46,719
Speaker 3: Definitely thought there were earthworms down that guy's mouth.

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01:14:46,960 --> 01:14:48,000
Speaker 2: Of course you would.

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01:14:48,160 --> 01:14:50,839
Speaker 3: It's a bummer and for the fish, imagine the fish,

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01:14:51,040 --> 01:14:55,280
Speaker 3: what a bummer to not find any earthworms down the

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01:14:55,280 --> 01:14:56,799
Speaker 3: most beautiful hole you've.

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01:14:56,680 --> 01:14:58,720
Speaker 2: Ever crawled like.

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01:14:58,880 --> 01:15:02,280
Speaker 3: This isn't even a are you up sliding down this hole?

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01:15:02,640 --> 01:15:05,559
Speaker 3: There's gonna be like a thousand earthworms down here.

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01:15:06,040 --> 01:15:09,400
Speaker 2: Everybody but lung Tisshell. Everybody has that hole.

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01:15:09,520 --> 01:15:13,639
Speaker 4: Beyonce, Jennifer Hudson, Fantasia, all their.

1341
01:15:13,680 --> 01:15:16,919
Speaker 2: Bob thinking about the fish in this story.

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01:15:17,520 --> 01:15:20,040
Speaker 4: Nobody's thinking about this guy who came up to take

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01:15:20,080 --> 01:15:22,560
Speaker 4: a breath and a five inch spiny fish jumped in

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01:15:22,640 --> 01:15:23,439
Speaker 4: his mouth at that.

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01:15:23,479 --> 01:15:27,759
Speaker 2: Effects, it's perfect. They successfully saved the patient.

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01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:30,120
Speaker 4: And if you're an avid angler, who are concerned that

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01:15:30,160 --> 01:15:32,559
Speaker 4: this could potentially happen to you, keep.

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01:15:32,400 --> 01:15:35,520
Speaker 2: Your mouth shut, don't jump in the water. Very strange.

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01:15:36,160 --> 01:15:39,479
Speaker 4: Uh, you can rest easy. This isn't exactly a common

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01:15:39,479 --> 01:15:44,080
Speaker 4: medical emergency. The chances of this happening are very low.

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Speaker 3: I mean, if we're not given a number, why have

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01:15:48,000 --> 01:15:48,720
Speaker 3: the sentence?

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01:15:50,120 --> 01:15:51,120
Speaker 2: I want to know.

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01:15:51,760 --> 01:15:55,600
Speaker 3: What the probability of a five inch fish with spines

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01:15:55,640 --> 01:15:58,840
Speaker 3: on its back, name jumping into your mouth, making it

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01:15:58,920 --> 01:16:01,559
Speaker 3: past everything into your throat?

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01:16:01,720 --> 01:16:04,640
Speaker 4: Are you not chewing gum? Do you don't have a snorkel?

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01:16:05,040 --> 01:16:10,280
Speaker 4: All questions. I've never seen this kind of case before.

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01:16:11,840 --> 01:16:15,360
Speaker 2: That's how it ends. Claudia.

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01:16:15,439 --> 01:16:19,640
Speaker 4: So, when I was a young banana, I was nineteen.

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01:16:20,360 --> 01:16:24,799
Speaker 4: I was living in Pensacola Beach. Is anybody from Florida

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01:16:25,120 --> 01:16:30,679
Speaker 4: really Wilabamaton that crew? Well, Pensacola is near Alabama, too near,

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01:16:30,800 --> 01:16:31,719
Speaker 4: some might say.

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01:16:32,000 --> 01:16:33,560
Speaker 2: Uh.

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01:16:33,760 --> 01:16:36,439
Speaker 4: So I was waiting tables. It was a medium busy day,

1366
01:16:36,479 --> 01:16:38,800
Speaker 4: not too crazy, not too old. What was the name

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01:16:38,840 --> 01:16:43,599
Speaker 4: of the place, bushwhackers? Bushwhackers on the golf bree sound.

1368
01:16:44,640 --> 01:16:47,400
Speaker 4: I could do an entire podcast about the two summers

1369
01:16:47,439 --> 01:16:51,240
Speaker 4: I went there. It was insane. They would sell broccoli,

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01:16:51,320 --> 01:16:53,080
Speaker 4: steam broccoli on the side.

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01:16:53,160 --> 01:16:55,160
Speaker 2: That was this big and people would be like, what

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01:16:55,240 --> 01:16:55,479
Speaker 2: is this.

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01:16:55,560 --> 01:16:57,559
Speaker 4: I'm like, that's your side. They're like, we want fries.

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01:16:57,600 --> 01:17:00,479
Speaker 4: They're like, it's the broccoli. It was a very strange.

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01:17:00,600 --> 01:17:04,400
Speaker 4: That's a beach restaurant. So there was a food runner

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01:17:04,439 --> 01:17:07,280
Speaker 4: named Tanya, not our Tanya who's number one in the biz.

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01:17:10,240 --> 01:17:13,479
Speaker 2: We love that Tanya. Tanya was Tanya. She was local.

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01:17:13,640 --> 01:17:16,040
Speaker 4: She was a food runner, and so we had we

1379
01:17:16,080 --> 01:17:20,280
Speaker 4: would do crazy like every server would do like a

1380
01:17:20,400 --> 01:17:22,920
Speaker 4: thousand to two thousand dollars of food at night, which

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01:17:22,960 --> 01:17:25,800
Speaker 4: is crazy for beach food. Like it was insane. There

1382
01:17:25,800 --> 01:17:28,880
Speaker 4: were no hosts, it was just buster on tables. It

1383
01:17:28,960 --> 01:17:31,719
Speaker 4: was wild and it was massive. We had shitty bands

1384
01:17:31,720 --> 01:17:33,639
Speaker 4: playing all night. We all wore Hawaiian shirts.

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01:17:34,680 --> 01:17:35,040
Speaker 2: Anyway.

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01:17:35,160 --> 01:17:38,280
Speaker 4: So as a medium afternoon and I was waiting the

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01:17:38,280 --> 01:17:42,479
Speaker 4: outdoor section and the food was coming out super slow,

1388
01:17:42,720 --> 01:17:45,040
Speaker 4: like crazy slow. So I'm usually you just put the

1389
01:17:45,120 --> 01:17:46,920
Speaker 4: orders in, you get the drinks, food comes out with

1390
01:17:46,920 --> 01:17:49,000
Speaker 4: the food runner, Tanya, and so I go back in

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01:17:49,040 --> 01:17:51,280
Speaker 4: the kitchen. I'm like, where's Tanya. And all the cooks

1392
01:17:51,320 --> 01:17:56,080
Speaker 4: they're like ten cooks are like and I'm like okay,

1393
01:17:56,080 --> 01:17:58,000
Speaker 4: So I'm just training up food and I'm taking out,

1394
01:17:58,120 --> 01:17:58,760
Speaker 4: hour goes buy.

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01:17:58,800 --> 01:18:01,040
Speaker 2: I'm like, where is Tanya? Why is this food coming

1396
01:18:01,040 --> 01:18:01,719
Speaker 2: out so slow?

1397
01:18:02,600 --> 01:18:06,760
Speaker 4: And then the freezer walking opens and Tanya was wearing

1398
01:18:06,760 --> 01:18:08,959
Speaker 4: a yellow T shirt that said capt'n Funds.

1399
01:18:11,000 --> 01:18:13,160
Speaker 2: Now our bar was called cap'n Funds.

1400
01:18:13,200 --> 01:18:16,760
Speaker 4: It had a VW bug on the roof, so you

1401
01:18:16,920 --> 01:18:19,519
Speaker 4: know it's fun.

1402
01:18:19,680 --> 01:18:20,559
Speaker 2: And she's shivering.

1403
01:18:21,600 --> 01:18:24,800
Speaker 4: She has a bucket under her right arm, and she

1404
01:18:24,800 --> 01:18:28,080
Speaker 4: has a spoon in her hand. And one of the

1405
01:18:28,240 --> 01:18:36,800
Speaker 4: cooks had told her to feed the clams. So they

1406
01:18:36,880 --> 01:18:40,840
Speaker 4: sent her into the walking freezer with a bucket of

1407
01:18:40,920 --> 01:18:45,200
Speaker 4: croutons and a spoon and told Tanya to put a

1408
01:18:45,240 --> 01:18:48,040
Speaker 4: crouton on a spoon and when the clams opened up,

1409
01:18:48,080 --> 01:18:48,920
Speaker 4: to shove it.

1410
01:18:48,840 --> 01:18:51,920
Speaker 2: In there and feed them.

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01:18:53,080 --> 01:18:58,320
Speaker 6: So for twenty five minutes, this poor woman went into

1412
01:18:58,320 --> 01:19:02,759
Speaker 6: a walking freezer and waited for clams that were very dead,

1413
01:19:03,040 --> 01:19:03,639
Speaker 6: very dead.

1414
01:19:04,200 --> 01:19:06,920
Speaker 2: They were never alive. You were never gonna open up.

1415
01:19:07,000 --> 01:19:09,280
Speaker 2: And she stood there with a crew ton on a spoon.

1416
01:19:09,920 --> 01:19:12,760
Speaker 4: And when she came out and her eyes were frozen watering,

1417
01:19:13,120 --> 01:19:15,759
Speaker 4: and I go, Tanya, what's wrong? I mean, goose bumps

1418
01:19:15,760 --> 01:19:18,240
Speaker 4: all over and she's looked like what in he and

1419
01:19:18,320 --> 01:19:21,200
Speaker 4: I go what is going on? And the headship, the

1420
01:19:21,320 --> 01:19:25,040
Speaker 4: head cook, the chef, Jeremy's like, Tanya, they're dead already.

1421
01:19:25,400 --> 01:19:37,559
Speaker 4: They sent this poor woman in defeat clams. She did

1422
01:19:37,600 --> 01:19:38,800
Speaker 4: it for half an hour.

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01:19:41,280 --> 01:19:41,879
Speaker 2: I remember.

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01:19:42,000 --> 01:19:44,479
Speaker 1: I remember when I worked at Jersey Mike's Oh making

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01:19:45,000 --> 01:19:48,599
Speaker 1: Mike's out Bye in New Jersey and Wall, New Jersey,

1426
01:19:48,840 --> 01:19:50,439
Speaker 1: good time as a woman who worked there.

1427
01:19:50,600 --> 01:19:52,640
Speaker 3: And there was a there's a thing called it was

1428
01:19:52,800 --> 01:19:53,240
Speaker 3: at the time.

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01:19:53,280 --> 01:19:54,640
Speaker 1: I don't know if it still exists, but it was

1430
01:19:54,680 --> 01:19:57,760
Speaker 1: a spray called swell, and it would you would use

1431
01:19:57,800 --> 01:20:00,920
Speaker 1: it to like clean refrigerators and stuff like stainless steel.

1432
01:20:01,040 --> 01:20:03,760
Speaker 2: Was a stainless steel cleaner. Sure, and they're like, just

1433
01:20:03,880 --> 01:20:06,479
Speaker 2: go and swell all this swell it, dude. And then

1434
01:20:06,640 --> 01:20:09,880
Speaker 2: we just looked over and she was just up against

1435
01:20:09,920 --> 01:20:13,519
Speaker 2: the refrigerator smelling it. Yeah, you gotta smell that swell.

1436
01:20:14,120 --> 01:20:17,639
Speaker 2: And we just watched her. I was I was twelve

1437
01:20:17,800 --> 01:20:20,519
Speaker 2: years old. It makes you think, and I was like,

1438
01:20:20,800 --> 01:20:23,200
Speaker 2: this is amazing, this is huge.

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01:20:23,640 --> 01:20:26,880
Speaker 3: And she was just like sniffing the fridge and then

1440
01:20:26,960 --> 01:20:31,200
Speaker 3: like and then sniffing the hood from where like grilled

1441
01:20:31,240 --> 01:20:32,559
Speaker 3: the meatballs and stuff.

1442
01:20:32,640 --> 01:20:36,679
Speaker 2: I got to these days and they're like she they said,

1443
01:20:36,840 --> 01:20:39,040
Speaker 2: smell it. Oh, don't you smell it?

1444
01:20:39,160 --> 01:20:41,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's like swell it was like swell it.

1445
01:20:41,840 --> 01:20:43,960
Speaker 3: Swell it meant like just wipe it down, and she

1446
01:20:44,120 --> 01:20:45,600
Speaker 3: was just sniffing all of it.

1447
01:20:48,520 --> 01:20:50,760
Speaker 2: Oh well, man, we did it. We did it again.

1448
01:20:50,880 --> 01:20:58,120
Speaker 2: We did an episode. Now we're gonna ask you to tip.

1449
01:20:59,400 --> 01:21:02,519
Speaker 4: If you have a job, if you're currently employed, tip

1450
01:21:02,760 --> 01:21:06,320
Speaker 4: bigger than you normally tip tip. Bananimals are super good

1451
01:21:06,320 --> 01:21:09,400
Speaker 4: at this, and we've had staff be like they're really good. Yeah,

1452
01:21:09,439 --> 01:21:11,479
Speaker 4: if you have a job right now and you could

1453
01:21:11,520 --> 01:21:15,040
Speaker 4: squeeze that extra three brick, get in there, tip big.

1454
01:21:16,040 --> 01:21:18,240
Speaker 2: Thank you all for being thank you. And also the

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01:21:18,280 --> 01:21:21,000
Speaker 2: way we end this is with you guys saying bananas.

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01:21:21,040 --> 01:21:21,200
Speaker 9: Yes.

1457
01:21:21,360 --> 01:21:24,200
Speaker 3: Also, just fy, we're going to be out there. We'll

1458
01:21:24,240 --> 01:21:27,240
Speaker 3: be taking pictures, signing some pictures.

1459
01:21:26,960 --> 01:21:27,759
Speaker 2: Sign pictures.

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01:21:27,840 --> 01:21:32,479
Speaker 3: We'll say hi, say hell, we give us five minutes.

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01:21:33,240 --> 01:21:35,439
Speaker 3: But now let's end this thing with you guys saying

1462
01:21:35,479 --> 01:21:39,080
Speaker 3: banana as loud as you possibly can make.

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01:21:39,040 --> 01:21:40,400
Speaker 2: Every other city jealous.

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01:21:40,560 --> 01:21:49,520
Speaker 10: One two three, I mean, thank you dead for Colorado,

1465
01:21:51,160 --> 01:21:51,519
Speaker 10: thank you.

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01:21:51,680 --> 01:22:06,759
Speaker 2: Dead for good Nay Bananas is an exactly right media production.

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01:22:06,920 --> 01:22:09,080
Speaker 3: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

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01:22:09,560 --> 01:22:12,799
Speaker 2: The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahon.

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01:22:13,040 --> 01:22:16,320
Speaker 3: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

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01:22:16,320 --> 01:22:19,160
Speaker 4: And our benevolent overlords are the Great Karen Kilgareff and

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Speaker 4: Georgia Hartstart

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01:22:20,200 --> 01:22:22,960
Speaker 3: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot

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Speaker 3: intern