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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer Podcast. Nick Here's Nicky. Hello here I am.

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Speaker 1: It's Nicki Glazer Podcast. Billy is a sex slave. Um,

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Speaker 1: if you don't know what that means, you missed one

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Speaker 1: episode and I can't help you out. I don't know

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Speaker 1: which one either. Maybe I'll cover the story someday. Um.

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Speaker 1: I am in Los Angeles, California, in my new hotel room.

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Speaker 1: I usually stay at a different place here, or one

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Speaker 1: of two places, and I picked a new place last night.

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Speaker 1: Pretty decent. I like it Christ's pool table. I was

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Speaker 1: gonna start saying the perks, and then I was like,

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Speaker 1: people are gonna figure out where I am, but just

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Speaker 1: try to find room a pool table in your room. No,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, oh my god, that would be so cool.

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Speaker 1: Um No, I don't have a pool table in my room,

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Speaker 1: but I do have a paper bag with an orange

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Speaker 1: in it. It's three oranges in it in a little

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Speaker 1: paper bag that like a bag. And um, I don't

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Speaker 1: know if this was free, but it was a giant

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Speaker 1: of sparkly evan. And then there is also a giant

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Speaker 1: still water. Now or do you think these are free?

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say if they're just out and there's not

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Speaker 1: a different next to the oranges. Yes, I think they're free.

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Speaker 1: They're like, bitch, she's got a problem. This would usually

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Speaker 1: be like seventeen dollars this big glass bottle at one

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Speaker 1: of these fatsy places. And they helped me the other

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Speaker 1: day when I was staying at that hotel in New

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Speaker 1: York and I was like, I just spent nineteen dollars

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Speaker 1: on two bottles of Pelle Greeno because I didn't want

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Speaker 1: to leave my hotel room. Please tell me it's okay.

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Speaker 1: And you were so nice and you were like, here's

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Speaker 1: how much it would cost to walk to a bodega.

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Speaker 1: Here's how much it would cost to get the things

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Speaker 1: at the bodega. So you actually saved money. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: like I always just go. Would you pay that amount

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Speaker 1: of money not to walk that far? Waste that time,

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Speaker 1: do all those interactions, put on your coat, maybe get

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Speaker 1: hit by a couple of cars, maybe get hit up

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Speaker 1: by a homeless man for five bucks, Like okay, you

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Speaker 1: just you might have saved money. Like I feel about it.

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Speaker 1: It's always what I argue when people don't go to

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Speaker 1: see like don't go to a concert they bought tickets for,

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Speaker 1: or don't go on a trip they bought tickets for.

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Speaker 1: You paid to know that you don't want to go,

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Speaker 1: like you know more than anyone else, that you don't

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Speaker 1: want to go, like if that makes sense, Like with

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Speaker 1: my egg freezing thing, like they gave me my money back,

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Speaker 1: but I would have been okay not with that money,

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Speaker 1: because I paid two thousand dollars to know certainly that

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Speaker 1: I don't want kids or that I don't want to

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Speaker 1: do this right now, like and before, there would have

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Speaker 1: just been this simmering all year long. I mean, it's

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Speaker 1: been there, that's why even went. It's been there since

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Speaker 1: I was probably since Natasha la Jaro told me at

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Speaker 1: thirty eight you got to do it at thirty eight,

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Speaker 1: and so it's been there for three years since she

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Speaker 1: told me that. And so it's just nice to know

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Speaker 1: that that's gone now. I actually got a nice d

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Speaker 1: M about that very thing. Um today. Uh that's I'm

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Speaker 1: not going to say who she said, not that you

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Speaker 1: give a ship what a stranger has to say. I

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Speaker 1: always give ships, which it's literally the only thing I

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Speaker 1: care about is what strangers think of me. Because my

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Speaker 1: friends and family they're gonna be nice because they love

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Speaker 1: me and they're just gonna tell you what you want

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Speaker 1: to hear because they want you to be happy. But

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Speaker 1: strangers they shoot it too straight. So yes, I give.

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Speaker 1: I give such a ship, she said, But I have

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Speaker 1: been wanting to message about your egg freezing tobacco, and

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Speaker 1: I'm so relieved for you on your decision. I got

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Speaker 1: married last year. I'm thirty and told myself I had

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Speaker 1: to decide about kids before marriage. I was overthinking, it's

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Speaker 1: so hard. My now husband wasn't excited about kids, but

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Speaker 1: didn't pressure either way. I have friends who are dying

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Speaker 1: to have of them, so I figured, since I'm not,

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Speaker 1: I am probably a no go. I kid you not.

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Speaker 1: The second I decided no kids, the wave of relief

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Speaker 1: was insane. So I totally get what you're saying. And

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Speaker 1: within two months of my marriage, guess what he dropped out.

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Speaker 1: He got a vasectomy. That's where I thought it was going,

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Speaker 1: and I was like, I don't want to hear about

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Speaker 1: you getting pregnant. Two months later, a miracle happened. I

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Speaker 1: was like gearing up to be like congratulate and I

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Speaker 1: don't really want to know this, but he got up

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Speaker 1: the sect of me, and the relief was even better

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Speaker 1: and life forever PSC and Charleston in March. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: thank you so much to the Bessie who I don't

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Speaker 1: want to say your name, but you know who you are.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much for that message. And even if

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Speaker 1: you had said you were gotten pregnant, I'm not gonna

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Speaker 1: I was not going to be a bit about it.

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Speaker 1: I would have been actually happy for you, because that

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Speaker 1: would have given me hope that, like, let's say, I

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Speaker 1: do want to get pregnant, it could just happen when

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Speaker 1: I wanted to. Last night I was watching have you

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Speaker 1: guys seen Pamela Not Yet? It's very good. She talks

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Speaker 1: like this the entire film, and that's like a perfect

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Speaker 1: Pamela Anderson. So she um, she's very just like smart

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Speaker 1: to the point where she met Tommy and you see

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Speaker 1: pictures of her father. This is the first thing you

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Speaker 1: see pictures of her as a kid. Her father is

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Speaker 1: Tommy Lee. Like, it's just so undeniable what that women

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Speaker 1: marry their fathers. It's not even let's stop acting like

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Speaker 1: it's some Freudian little like mystery that we can't really

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Speaker 1: talk about. We all want dad Dadda, we all want him.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I said to Chris as we were watching it,

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Speaker 1: he goes, oh my god. And then it kept showing

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Speaker 1: the next picture, then the next picture. This guy was

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Speaker 1: like lanky, long alcoholic life of the party off houser Um.

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Speaker 1: But then it got into their relationship and I'm I'm

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Speaker 1: only halfway through it. But my point about this was,

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Speaker 1: Oh in it, she was like, you know, they met

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Speaker 1: days of meeting each other in Cancoon at a place

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Speaker 1: because she kept saying like, that's where it is, that's

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Speaker 1: the place. Hold on, I gotta see what it was named.

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Speaker 1: Where's my history of searches. I searched for La Boom.

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Speaker 1: She kept being like, there's La Boom. Yes, when I

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Speaker 1: a famous nightclub or something. That's where Tommy Lee and

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Speaker 1: Pam met. I'm sure that they really they had a

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Speaker 1: long life after that. So I looked up if La

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Speaker 1: Boom is still around? It closed in two thousand five.

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Speaker 1: But La Boom is you know, mentioned many times in

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Speaker 1: this So they got married at La Boom and they

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Speaker 1: met at La Boom, and they didn't meet at La Boom,

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Speaker 1: literally stalked her to Cancoon. I don't know if you've

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Speaker 1: seen Pam and Tommy the like not the the other show.

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Speaker 1: But I got only that far in that and then

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Speaker 1: I was like, I'm let out of this um. But

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Speaker 1: La Boom was where they who cares anyway? They and

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Speaker 1: then they instantly want kids and she's like pregnant, she

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Speaker 1: a miscarriage, but she was like talking about like you know,

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Speaker 1: these I have to do Baywatch and barbed Wire. She's

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Speaker 1: shooting her first movie, and she was like, you just

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Speaker 1: And right when she's having the baby, the sex tape

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Speaker 1: and I'm like I want to be pregnted. It was

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Speaker 1: just like what is going on with me? Yes, push

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Speaker 1: push push. It's like Lama's constantly la boom. I got

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Speaker 1: don't I don't even want to start crying, like actually crying,

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Speaker 1: like the kind that like get your boyfriend to go

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Speaker 1: and I was just crying because I'm like, I'll never

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Speaker 1: like making home videos. It was like, you did this

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Speaker 1: Like I just she looked so cute with her little

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Speaker 1: women's bodies and that's all we care about. Like they

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Speaker 1: was ever asked about in her career were her boobs

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Speaker 1: and if they were fake, and she even said they're fake,

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Speaker 1: was just always so honest. She just didn't see any

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Speaker 1: and BOYD would relate to that. I can only imagine,

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Speaker 1: like how much sexual harassment she experienced in Hollywood, because

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Speaker 1: Chicken home improvement, Like her whole essence was hot, and

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Speaker 1: I can only imagine the abuse she took. Mountains of it.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I I suffer a lot of it, like

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Speaker 1: but it's I think everyone submitted to that, all the

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Speaker 1: tournament against fourteen year olds. Is she being could for

424
00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:15,239
Speaker 1: wanting to win so bad? What did she get? Like

425
00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:18,679
Speaker 1: busted for doing this? She got fired along, No, she

426
00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:22,320
Speaker 1: got fired along with the other coaches. So she actually

427
00:24:22,359 --> 00:24:24,520
Speaker 1: tried to come off like she was a thirteen year old.

428
00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:27,240
Speaker 1: She was playing in a tournament. She was doing layups

429
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:29,920
Speaker 1: and like jumping into the crowd to catch a ball.

430
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:33,280
Speaker 1: Jealous that she even could pass as a thirteen year

431
00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:38,480
Speaker 1: old girl, like at all. Wait, hold on, hold on,

432
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:43,600
Speaker 1: I'm envious because I don't have Wait, I'm jealous because

433
00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:48,520
Speaker 1: I have youth to lose. Maybe I don't know, Okay,

434
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:52,160
Speaker 1: I'm I'm both about this woman who even if someone

435
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:53,960
Speaker 1: was like, here, put do this and try to act

436
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,359
Speaker 1: like a thirteen year old, I'd be like, there's no

437
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:58,920
Speaker 1: fucking way anyone would believe that. Does she looks she's

438
00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:03,080
Speaker 1: twenty two? I could it's just like a fifty three.

439
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:05,160
Speaker 1: For some reason, Why did I put that in there?

440
00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:07,480
Speaker 1: Uh no, she just put on the uniform of a

441
00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:11,840
Speaker 1: thirteen year old student at twenty two. Um, this is

442
00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:17,159
Speaker 1: not because it wasn't done to get attention. It was

443
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:21,320
Speaker 1: done to like get I mean, it's done to get

444
00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:23,240
Speaker 1: a championship or whatever, or to get in the fin

445
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:26,480
Speaker 1: like to win. But it wasn't done to be like, Look,

446
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:28,720
Speaker 1: she wasn't gonna tell anyone she did it, you know

447
00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:32,800
Speaker 1: what I mean. She's trying not to get caught. Yeah,

448
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:35,240
Speaker 1: but how far into the game did she get caught?

449
00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:38,760
Speaker 1: I wonder I think she played the whole thing. Oh

450
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:41,960
Speaker 1: my RIGHTNIT think she is? She can pass for a

451
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:46,680
Speaker 1: thirteen year old. Two. I think I know some twenty

452
00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:49,080
Speaker 1: two year olds that could probably pass for thirteen. Put

453
00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:53,160
Speaker 1: your hair up right, you don't have makeup on but still,

454
00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:55,920
Speaker 1: I mean, you could probably pass for thirteen. Anya, you

455
00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:59,399
Speaker 1: totally and so could you know you guys are both

456
00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:06,440
Speaker 1: short enough, you totally could thirteen. I was were you

457
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:08,760
Speaker 1: guys a tiny tiny at thirteen or were you like

458
00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:14,280
Speaker 1: coming did you? I was so misshapen at thirteen? Oh god,

459
00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:18,120
Speaker 1: I started to get misshapen around fifteen. Yeah, I would

460
00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:21,520
Speaker 1: say sixteen for me. Wait thirteen? What what? What had

461
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:27,040
Speaker 1: come in? What hadn't? Yeah, that's all Pam Anderson said

462
00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:28,760
Speaker 1: she had. She kept trying to push it back into

463
00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:31,520
Speaker 1: her chest, and she was it was readying herself to

464
00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:36,560
Speaker 1: tell her mom she had cancer. Oh, because she definitely

465
00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:38,239
Speaker 1: thought it was the cancer because it was just this

466
00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:40,640
Speaker 1: one lump that showed up. She was trying to push

467
00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:44,360
Speaker 1: it back in. What did you have? No, uh, thirteen,

468
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:49,280
Speaker 1: I don't think I really had boobs, but I remember, yeah,

469
00:26:49,359 --> 00:26:52,399
Speaker 1: like my my legs were so we're like so skinny

470
00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:55,320
Speaker 1: for my body, and I just like had to wear

471
00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:59,200
Speaker 1: like irregular clothes. Like I just remember having irregular clothes.

472
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:06,879
Speaker 1: My mom bought from Daffy's. Daffy's that sounds terrible, whatever

473
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:15,320
Speaker 1: that place is, duck Wear. It was just like I think,

474
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:18,240
Speaker 1: like an early day, or like New York City, like

475
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:20,600
Speaker 1: what t J max is where they just have like

476
00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:24,000
Speaker 1: it's like a graveyard for clothing. That didn't mean, yeah,

477
00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:26,399
Speaker 1: we had value city, that's our wages to go. And

478
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:29,119
Speaker 1: I hated it because it was I mean, which is

479
00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:30,640
Speaker 1: at least it was still new. Some of you kids

480
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:33,560
Speaker 1: have to just only shop at Goodwill, um, which my

481
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:37,800
Speaker 1: mom would fucking love Goodwill, baby dale on a candle

482
00:27:38,119 --> 00:27:41,879
Speaker 1: and some job person. God, do you remember the first

483
00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:44,919
Speaker 1: thing someone said about your body sexually, like when you

484
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:49,520
Speaker 1: were a child, like the first time like some or

485
00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:56,399
Speaker 1: even a boy said, yes, it was it your dad. Yes,

486
00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:59,760
Speaker 1: I knew it. I knew it. Fucking That's why I'm

487
00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:05,960
Speaker 1: here on a podcast. That's why I exist in your consciousness.

488
00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:12,360
Speaker 1: That's where we're friends. Catch on the beach in a bikini,

489
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:15,320
Speaker 1: the first bikini I ever got, which earlier that day,

490
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:20,520
Speaker 1: his mom, who was a very shy grandma, said to me, oh, gosh,

491
00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:23,879
Speaker 1: you look so gorgeous. And I was embarrassed about that.

492
00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:25,840
Speaker 1: But then later that day I was playing catch with

493
00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:28,719
Speaker 1: my dad on the beach. Maybe I was fourteen, and

494
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:31,040
Speaker 1: we both have our baseball mits and we're playing catch

495
00:28:31,359 --> 00:28:35,639
Speaker 1: and he goes, he throws to me. I catch. He goes, hey,

496
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:38,120
Speaker 1: what's the weight? And I throw it back to him.

497
00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:41,400
Speaker 1: I go what weight? And he goes what's the weight

498
00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:44,719
Speaker 1: and points to my body and I'm like, huh. And

499
00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:47,080
Speaker 1: this is like in a public area. People are there.

500
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:49,400
Speaker 1: I throw the ball back and I just ignore him.

501
00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:54,800
Speaker 1: He goes, what's the weight? I go me. He goes yeah,

502
00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:59,280
Speaker 1: and I throw the ball back. I go and he goes,

503
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:03,240
Speaker 1: throws me the ball and goes perfect body and puts

504
00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:10,200
Speaker 1: his thumb up. Seared into my mind. Read that like

505
00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:17,360
Speaker 1: a Ibsen play Jesus Christ. You had stage directions and everything. God,

506
00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:23,560
Speaker 1: can't you feel the pacing? I I feel so uncomfortable.

507
00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:29,560
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, Thank you God. And then you're like,

508
00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:33,280
Speaker 1: I gotta stay that. It's the perfect way. I gotta

509
00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:36,160
Speaker 1: say that at fourteen, I have to maintain the way

510
00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:40,480
Speaker 1: I am at fourteen? What could go wrong there? Noah,

511
00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:43,040
Speaker 1: do you remember any sexual comments made about your body

512
00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:49,760
Speaker 1: by Anya's dad? He said he wanted to drink me

513
00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:53,840
Speaker 1: like a glass of comput I'm I'm just kidding. I'm

514
00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:58,000
Speaker 1: just kidding. I don't like I think. I just remember

515
00:29:58,240 --> 00:30:01,560
Speaker 1: walking around with my with my friend, and it was

516
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:04,200
Speaker 1: like when we were teenagers and we would like sneak

517
00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:06,760
Speaker 1: putting on makeup and like doing our hair and wearing

518
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:09,880
Speaker 1: Stuarts skirts and just like walking around Brooklyn and just

519
00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:15,200
Speaker 1: getting like honks or comments from cars. It was I

520
00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:18,320
Speaker 1: don't I think like we thought that we that this

521
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:21,880
Speaker 1: is what was supposed to happen. Yeah, yeah, of course,

522
00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:25,320
Speaker 1: because you probably witnessed it happening to women other than

523
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:28,239
Speaker 1: you saw it on TV. I mean you see all

524
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:30,720
Speaker 1: these things that you're like, oh, I'm a woman, finally

525
00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:37,080
Speaker 1: I'm getting harassed. Yeah, people driving by who It's just

526
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:40,360
Speaker 1: so funny that they just think you might fuck them

527
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:42,479
Speaker 1: if they honk at you or something like. It's just

528
00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:44,760
Speaker 1: I know that joke has been done a million times

529
00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:49,800
Speaker 1: by like comedians of like what do these construction workers

530
00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:52,160
Speaker 1: think you're going to trust around and be like okay,

531
00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:56,120
Speaker 1: let's go like let's fuck Like it's just they can't

532
00:30:56,120 --> 00:31:02,000
Speaker 1: help themselves. Um. My first one was sweet and it

533
00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:09,600
Speaker 1: was also from my dad, fruity in um and I

534
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:16,160
Speaker 1: was eating soup, I think tomato soup. And I was

535
00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:18,320
Speaker 1: in a swimsuit again and swimsuit but I did not

536
00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:22,560
Speaker 1: wear bikinis. Until I was like thirty seven and a half.

537
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:25,239
Speaker 1: But um, I was in just a normal suit, so

538
00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:28,120
Speaker 1: I wasn't asking for it. On Yeah, you fucking slept

539
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:35,200
Speaker 1: for daddy. Your grandma fucking groomed you earlier that day.

540
00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:39,280
Speaker 1: Just go out for your dad and play fetch with him.

541
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:42,800
Speaker 1: Make sure you run in slow motion. I've been watching

542
00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:47,400
Speaker 1: this new show called Baywatch. Um so no, I was sitting.

543
00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:50,800
Speaker 1: It was after we went swimming that day, and then

544
00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:54,320
Speaker 1: I was eating tomato soup, and um, I probably told

545
00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:56,680
Speaker 1: this on the podcast before, So I forgive me because

546
00:31:56,720 --> 00:32:01,200
Speaker 1: it's a pivotal moment of my life. Um And I

547
00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:05,800
Speaker 1: was probably fourteen or fifteen because of the time, just

548
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:09,160
Speaker 1: because of what he said. But he goes and it

549
00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:11,760
Speaker 1: was just me and my maybe my friend was there.

550
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:14,280
Speaker 1: I know, my sister was there. My mom was there.

551
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:16,640
Speaker 1: She was making the soup and grilled cheese tomato soup

552
00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:21,080
Speaker 1: and grilled cheese, delicious combo. And I was so hungry

553
00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:24,920
Speaker 1: and so excited, and my dad said, well, Nick, you're

554
00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:31,640
Speaker 1: really getting some boobs there. Oh and I froze. I

555
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:35,840
Speaker 1: remember the spoon hovered over above the soup with a

556
00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:38,880
Speaker 1: spoonful of it about to go in my mouth. I froze,

557
00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:45,280
Speaker 1: I dropped slash through the spoon into the soup, and

558
00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:50,880
Speaker 1: I said, why would you say that? Disgusting? And then

559
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:53,680
Speaker 1: I screamed and I ran to my bedroom and I

560
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:57,800
Speaker 1: heard my mom going, why would you say that that's disgusting?

561
00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:01,280
Speaker 1: E J And he was, I don't know, want like

562
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:05,560
Speaker 1: so sad, so scared. I ran to my bedroom. I

563
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:07,719
Speaker 1: did not have a lock on my door, and so

564
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:10,880
Speaker 1: I slammed it and then I laid against it, you know,

565
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:14,080
Speaker 1: like with my back against it, sobbing, because I wasn't

566
00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:15,960
Speaker 1: going to get to finish lunch because of what I

567
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,600
Speaker 1: had just done. Like obviously I can't get the soup

568
00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:20,600
Speaker 1: in my bedroom because I'd have to open the door

569
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:22,440
Speaker 1: and my dad would then see me. So I was

570
00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:24,360
Speaker 1: like already mourning that I was not gonna eat get

571
00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:27,560
Speaker 1: to eat. And also he was just through the door

572
00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:30,520
Speaker 1: being like Nicky, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. I

573
00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:32,400
Speaker 1: didn't mean to say anything, and I was like, why

574
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:35,160
Speaker 1: would you say that it's so gross? He was like

575
00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:38,600
Speaker 1: nick I just remember him going, oh, nick I don't

576
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:41,920
Speaker 1: I don't know, I like really embarrassed, And then I

577
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:46,520
Speaker 1: felt embarrassed for him. Because he was just obviously had

578
00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:50,280
Speaker 1: no clue that you don't say that. My mom was

579
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:53,080
Speaker 1: just screaming at him about not screaming, but just like

580
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:57,080
Speaker 1: really shaming him about saying anything. He had no fucking idea.

581
00:33:57,240 --> 00:34:00,120
Speaker 1: He like squirrels want boobs, you know, like he was

582
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:02,760
Speaker 1: probably like in the same way that they're like, Nikki,

583
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:04,600
Speaker 1: you got a boyfriend and like any of that. I

584
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:08,719
Speaker 1: would always go like fucking like, I would scream and

585
00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:10,800
Speaker 1: cry because I just didn't want to be sexualized in

586
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:16,680
Speaker 1: any way. So then he left. That's what I don't understand,

587
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:20,040
Speaker 1: Like why did these parents think. I think of all

588
00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:23,120
Speaker 1: the time we asked little girls, do you have a boyfriend?

589
00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:26,360
Speaker 1: Little boys, do you have a girlfriend? Do you like

590
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:28,680
Speaker 1: any boys? Like that's kind of stuff. I used to

591
00:34:28,719 --> 00:34:30,959
Speaker 1: hate those questions too, Please don't ask the little girls.

592
00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:35,040
Speaker 1: So the questions were in kindergarten. We don't have boyfriends yet,

593
00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:39,560
Speaker 1: We don't are sexual. Organs are not like working, our

594
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:42,640
Speaker 1: hormones are not suggesting that we want penises in us yet,

595
00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:46,520
Speaker 1: So stop sexualizing children. My dad didn't know, though. He's

596
00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:48,560
Speaker 1: a sweet, sweet guy, just like your dad didn't know

597
00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:51,360
Speaker 1: he Your dad's like obsessed with weight. It was clearly

598
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:57,640
Speaker 1: like he was projecting um, but I don't remember. Yeah,

599
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:02,279
Speaker 1: my dad just does not. Ah, sometimes he does. I

600
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:05,759
Speaker 1: left when Bill maher he said vava va boom, and

601
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:09,600
Speaker 1: I go, we don It was like but it was

602
00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:13,279
Speaker 1: more funny because now I just go like, dad, gross,

603
00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:17,160
Speaker 1: It'll be like funny now when he does it because

604
00:35:17,239 --> 00:35:20,520
Speaker 1: I make incests jokes about my dad. Dress the other

605
00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:24,200
Speaker 1: day that was tits magee and I had no bra

606
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:25,879
Speaker 1: and you were like, what do you think of this? Dad?

607
00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:29,400
Speaker 1: And I was like, gig gee, as my dad what

608
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:31,200
Speaker 1: he thought of that? I had no interest in what

609
00:35:31,239 --> 00:35:33,040
Speaker 1: he thought. Oh that's right. He goes out like that

610
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:36,239
Speaker 1: or he goes that. One's kind of no going in.

611
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:38,239
Speaker 1: I was only doing it for my mom. I don't

612
00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:40,720
Speaker 1: care what my dad has this. I mean, it's sweet

613
00:35:40,719 --> 00:35:42,279
Speaker 1: if my dad thinks I look cute, but like I

614
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:44,680
Speaker 1: don't want my dad to be like, yeah, this lingerie

615
00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:47,040
Speaker 1: dress looks great on you, Like I just would rather

616
00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:54,480
Speaker 1: not him comment on it. Oh I didn't. I selled

617
00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:56,160
Speaker 1: him not to comment on that one because I had

618
00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:58,440
Speaker 1: no bra underneath, and I was like, if you like this,

619
00:35:58,520 --> 00:36:00,759
Speaker 1: it's gross. If you don't like this might be only hurt.

620
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:03,239
Speaker 1: You don't say anything. I can't wear bra with it.

621
00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:04,719
Speaker 1: My mom goes, you've got to wear a bra and

622
00:36:04,719 --> 00:36:06,239
Speaker 1: there's no back to it, and I go, well, I

623
00:36:06,239 --> 00:36:09,600
Speaker 1: don't know what you want from me, and nipples are

624
00:36:09,719 --> 00:36:13,200
Speaker 1: a crime. And I'm so tired of posting pictures on

625
00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:17,640
Speaker 1: Instagram and if we can go back to because I'm

626
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:20,239
Speaker 1: so tired of posting pictures on Instagrams and people and

627
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:26,480
Speaker 1: people saying looks a little cold in there. Care I

628
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:29,000
Speaker 1: know if my nipples hard, that's why I posted it.

629
00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:31,160
Speaker 1: I think it's hot. I don't care what or it's

630
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:33,040
Speaker 1: not why I posted it. I don't care if my

631
00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:37,480
Speaker 1: nipples hard. It doesn't matter. Stop saying that. No bestie

632
00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:39,719
Speaker 1: would ever say that. So I'm talking into like the

633
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:41,759
Speaker 1: thin air. But um but I do want to say

634
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:45,080
Speaker 1: like after So I waited hours in my bedroom and

635
00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:49,000
Speaker 1: then I finally left it. I remember walking into the

636
00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:51,760
Speaker 1: den area where we all watch TV as a family,

637
00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:54,560
Speaker 1: and my dad was in there and sixty Minutes was

638
00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:59,439
Speaker 1: on and we just didn't say anything. And for like

639
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,120
Speaker 1: twenty five years we said nothing. And then I think

640
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:04,360
Speaker 1: one time we were drinking as a family and I

641
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:06,440
Speaker 1: was remember when you said I had I was getting

642
00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:08,560
Speaker 1: some boobs, and he was like, it was the worst

643
00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:11,120
Speaker 1: day of my life. I'll never live down that shame.

644
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:15,839
Speaker 1: He was so sad about it. Yeah, we it was

645
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,239
Speaker 1: so bad. It was because it was we had never

646
00:37:18,239 --> 00:37:20,520
Speaker 1: gotten into a fight that we didn't work through or

647
00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:23,200
Speaker 1: like talk about as a family, like that was one

648
00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:27,120
Speaker 1: where it just happened and then like we didn't discuss. Okay,

649
00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:29,640
Speaker 1: let's keep going on kiss. Sorry for the side track,

650
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:33,640
Speaker 1: no problem, it's a good segue. Uh. Speaking of photos

651
00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:37,960
Speaker 1: posted to Instagram, Kim Kardashian cuts Jennifer Lopez out of

652
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:42,240
Speaker 1: her snap with Oprah at a Star studied Hollywood party.

653
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:50,160
Speaker 1: So it turns out the j Lo posted the photo

654
00:37:50,239 --> 00:37:52,480
Speaker 1: and then Kim posted on her so here it is,

655
00:37:53,200 --> 00:38:02,160
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love this already. She even put

656
00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:04,360
Speaker 1: it up to the shoulder part of Oprah where you

657
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:07,759
Speaker 1: could not even get a slice of Jlo's dress. So

658
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:10,600
Speaker 1: he was like it when was this? This was? Um,

659
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:13,759
Speaker 1: you know who Anastasia is, like, she has that makeup line. Yes,

660
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:17,239
Speaker 1: she was having a party. It was also happened to

661
00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:22,400
Speaker 1: be Oprah's birthday, that's right, Oprah sixty nine. Yes, and

662
00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:26,040
Speaker 1: everyone there had to sixty nine each other, just like

663
00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:28,720
Speaker 1: on her sixtieth everyone had to do a tequila shot.

664
00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:35,440
Speaker 1: That's true, that's kind of okay, that's ka okay naka.

665
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:40,080
Speaker 1: I think it's cool. Who cares about j Lo? Obviously

666
00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:44,120
Speaker 1: there's like a beef there, Like there's there's gotta be

667
00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:46,520
Speaker 1: a beef there because there's no way Kim would cut

668
00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:50,839
Speaker 1: her out otherwise. Kim says that it was the instagram

669
00:38:51,560 --> 00:39:00,640
Speaker 1: sizing God, everything through eighteen filters, willy nilly, like my dad,

670
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:05,160
Speaker 1: where things get cropped, Like even when I post something.

671
00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:06,600
Speaker 1: The other day, I was going through one of my

672
00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:09,319
Speaker 1: you know post where I did like ten pictures and

673
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:11,400
Speaker 1: one of the pictures was like crop my head off

674
00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:14,359
Speaker 1: because it moved when I went into edit it, and

675
00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:18,920
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, like and I'm barely

676
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:22,759
Speaker 1: I'm not that vigilant about this stuff. I'm good about it,

677
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:26,000
Speaker 1: but I'm not Kim Kardashian levels of like I'm going

678
00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:28,560
Speaker 1: to change the bathroom tiling so that it doesn't look

679
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:31,200
Speaker 1: bet so that you can't tell that I put in

680
00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:34,520
Speaker 1: my waist. I mean, she is doing things to pictures

681
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:40,080
Speaker 1: that you know she's she's Annie Leeba witzing picture. She's

682
00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:44,480
Speaker 1: she is doctoring photos. She is, there's no way, what

683
00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:47,480
Speaker 1: does that even mean? Instagram crop did that way? No,

684
00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:49,799
Speaker 1: it didn't. And by the way, it didn't crop it

685
00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:53,120
Speaker 1: in too Oprah's natural shoulder line. It cropped it further

686
00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:55,880
Speaker 1: in where you wouldn't even get a little sliver of

687
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:59,600
Speaker 1: j Low's dress. This is brilliant. It's not the lit Ki.

688
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:01,640
Speaker 1: But what are you gonna say? I don't like j Lo,

689
00:40:02,080 --> 00:40:05,160
Speaker 1: but she does not like jl And it's awesome because

690
00:40:05,239 --> 00:40:10,520
Speaker 1: j Lo speaking of that one story where she was

691
00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:15,040
Speaker 1: had a dance um holding dance auditions, and she asked

692
00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:18,600
Speaker 1: everyone in the room who had been working for hours

693
00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:21,720
Speaker 1: already at this audition. They're not being paid for, she asked.

694
00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:24,000
Speaker 1: She finally gets there, they all applaud and she's like,

695
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,040
Speaker 1: thank you so much for being here. I'm such a

696
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:29,160
Speaker 1: natural girl just from the Bronx, Like, I'm so natural

697
00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:32,800
Speaker 1: and normal and cool. And then she asked them scorpios.

698
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:34,760
Speaker 1: I think it was a scorpios. She's like, if you're scorpio,

699
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:38,319
Speaker 1: raised your hand, yeah, And she asked them all to

700
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:39,839
Speaker 1: raise their hand and then she goes, Okay, you can

701
00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:44,200
Speaker 1: go home, and she said and This is a story

702
00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:46,759
Speaker 1: from a woman that was there. She's a comedian that

703
00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:50,800
Speaker 1: was there at that dance for her audition, and she

704
00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:53,279
Speaker 1: said that tons of people they all raised their hands

705
00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:54,879
Speaker 1: because they thought she was gonna be like these are

706
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:58,600
Speaker 1: my girls, Like she was gonna like what a crazy person,

707
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:02,239
Speaker 1: not a good person. If I ever met her, I

708
00:41:02,239 --> 00:41:04,880
Speaker 1: would be nice to her. I think she's super talented.

709
00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:07,319
Speaker 1: I do think she can sing, unlike everyone else that

710
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:09,480
Speaker 1: hates her thinks she can't sing. I think she's a

711
00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:11,600
Speaker 1: good actress. I think she can sing. I think she

712
00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:14,799
Speaker 1: can dance. I'm jealous of her multiple talents. But I

713
00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:20,560
Speaker 1: think she is a bad person to fascinated by celebrities

714
00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:24,040
Speaker 1: superstitions like I could. I could not get enough of

715
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:27,560
Speaker 1: these stories. Remember Mariah Carey, there was a legend that

716
00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:30,359
Speaker 1: she had to have white vanilla candles in every hotel room.

717
00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:33,280
Speaker 1: Like any story like that I have to know about

718
00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:36,880
Speaker 1: if you know of any more. Yeah, sometimes celebrities writers

719
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:38,560
Speaker 1: or well you got to do you ever go into

720
00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:43,560
Speaker 1: mo Yeah once in a while. Story too much to

721
00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:45,400
Speaker 1: sift through for me. I know it's a lot of

722
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:47,239
Speaker 1: like celebrities that you're like, I don't care about this

723
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:50,960
Speaker 1: that's no fucking Netflix show that's gonna get canceled next week.

724
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:53,839
Speaker 1: But um, they have a lot of celebrities writers show

725
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:56,279
Speaker 1: up in there, and um, I'm so it would be

726
00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:59,120
Speaker 1: so funny to see my writer show up on DEMI

727
00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:02,799
Speaker 1: because people would just be like, what the fuck. It's like,

728
00:42:03,719 --> 00:42:06,040
Speaker 1: the place where I get really diva is my rice

729
00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:11,080
Speaker 1: cakes because I can't stand. I really love Quaker Oats

730
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:16,839
Speaker 1: rice cakes plain or lightly salted. I like the consistency.

731
00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:19,800
Speaker 1: I like how thick they are. They have a perfect amount,

732
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:23,320
Speaker 1: like they absorb enough of the cream cheese on top

733
00:42:23,719 --> 00:42:26,439
Speaker 1: that it's delicious. The ones that Whole foods, Whole food

734
00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:33,279
Speaker 1: sells Lundberg. If you're someone who eats Lundenburg, uh like

735
00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:36,319
Speaker 1: round they either scared. The square ones are not bad,

736
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:39,200
Speaker 1: but they're not thick enough, okay, But Lundberg round ones

737
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:45,279
Speaker 1: are eating gravel. They're just you know, congealed gravel. They're disgusting.

738
00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:49,279
Speaker 1: I will not have them in every every place. If

739
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:52,360
Speaker 1: unless you put on the writer, Hey not Lundberg, please

740
00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:54,960
Speaker 1: no Lundberg, I'll just go. It'll just go to waste.

741
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:57,200
Speaker 1: And so I look like a huge diva. But it's

742
00:42:57,239 --> 00:43:00,200
Speaker 1: like it's like I just want to eat some thing

743
00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:02,319
Speaker 1: that I want to eat, so I always feel bad

744
00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:06,760
Speaker 1: with that, like stipulation. And then um, I have kind bars,

745
00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:12,200
Speaker 1: I have zevi as ginger root beer. I have um

746
00:43:12,239 --> 00:43:14,520
Speaker 1: We used to have turkey sandwiches for Andrew because he

747
00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:16,640
Speaker 1: used to just like whatever he and he and he

748
00:43:16,719 --> 00:43:18,560
Speaker 1: was kind of easy. He just eats whatever is in

749
00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:21,919
Speaker 1: front of him because he didn't care like what was there.

750
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:24,480
Speaker 1: And so it would be funny to see what each

751
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:27,360
Speaker 1: venue interpreted as a turkey sandwich, Like where they would go,

752
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:30,280
Speaker 1: what kind of turkey sandwich they would get. Um Anya

753
00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:32,320
Speaker 1: has like a root of ginger, so they have to

754
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:34,160
Speaker 1: buy it, like they have to go out into the

755
00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:37,600
Speaker 1: earth and pull out a dusty root of ginger. She

756
00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:42,759
Speaker 1: has tea what else. Just we started doing that the

757
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:45,200
Speaker 1: other day because it just showed up at a venue

758
00:43:45,239 --> 00:43:46,879
Speaker 1: and you and I were like, oh my god, this

759
00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:52,160
Speaker 1: is kind of fun delicious, and then we together we're like,

760
00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:54,680
Speaker 1: we should put this on the rider. But I do

761
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:57,360
Speaker 1: like how I sound more diva ish in your retail.

762
00:43:57,400 --> 00:43:59,480
Speaker 1: It's not divash. I'm just saying it's a funny thing

763
00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:01,239
Speaker 1: to put on the funny they had to pull it

764
00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:03,759
Speaker 1: out of the ground. Yeah, they have to go out

765
00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:11,320
Speaker 1: to a barn Northeast and you have to be um, yeah,

766
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:15,240
Speaker 1: I don't ever get. I don't want an Air's hands

767
00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:18,399
Speaker 1: on my ginn room. Um wait, what what other things

768
00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:20,480
Speaker 1: are on it? What do we have? Um? Yeah, we

769
00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:25,239
Speaker 1: have Zevia. We have it's pretty pellegreeno. Yeah, eight things

770
00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:29,640
Speaker 1: of Pellegrino six. It's so basic, like nothing fans. Oh.

771
00:44:29,719 --> 00:44:32,359
Speaker 1: The funniest is when people in states that have never

772
00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:34,720
Speaker 1: heard of a vegan which there are just a couple

773
00:44:34,719 --> 00:44:38,439
Speaker 1: of places cream cheese. Yeah, we have vegan cream cheese.

774
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:41,920
Speaker 1: And then the other day we were in Memphis and

775
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:45,080
Speaker 1: the woman goes, um and I brought She texted me,

776
00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:47,080
Speaker 1: she goes, I got this. I hope this is cool

777
00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:49,120
Speaker 1: for Nikki. I'm about to check out and she sends

778
00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:51,880
Speaker 1: a picture of a huge tub of ricotta and I

779
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:54,920
Speaker 1: was like, no, no, no, She's like, that's in place

780
00:44:54,920 --> 00:44:56,799
Speaker 1: that they don't have vegan cream cheese. So I don't

781
00:44:56,800 --> 00:44:59,680
Speaker 1: know vegan ricotta so much. She's not wrong, but it's

782
00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:03,000
Speaker 1: gotta be vegan. I love the consistency. I'm not kidding you.

783
00:45:03,239 --> 00:45:07,400
Speaker 1: If you want to know the best goddamn snack girls, guys,

784
00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:09,160
Speaker 1: I don't care who you are if you're like someone

785
00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:11,799
Speaker 1: who's into consistency. I thought I was a weirdo because

786
00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:13,160
Speaker 1: I liked this and it was like a thing that

787
00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:15,200
Speaker 1: I found that I liked was cream cheese on these

788
00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:19,439
Speaker 1: uh Quaker oats things. I'm not kidding you. Taylor has

789
00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:22,080
Speaker 1: tried it. People have tried. I gave it to Ben

790
00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:23,799
Speaker 1: Gleeb the other day and they were like, this is

791
00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:28,760
Speaker 1: amazing tofoudie cream cheese on top of a Quaker oats

792
00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:32,120
Speaker 1: lightly salted, or you can get whatever kind of like

793
00:45:32,239 --> 00:45:36,839
Speaker 1: flavor you want, lightly salted or no salt. Uh rice cake.

794
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:40,080
Speaker 1: It is a delicious snack. And I used to feel

795
00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:42,160
Speaker 1: a lot of shame about it, but it really is

796
00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:44,640
Speaker 1: the like I've had so many people go oh my god,

797
00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:49,359
Speaker 1: because because that's just like rice cakes equal, people think

798
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:51,600
Speaker 1: you're anarexic or trying to lose weight. I just like

799
00:45:51,680 --> 00:45:54,799
Speaker 1: a puff. I like the consistency of something that's like styrofoam.

800
00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:57,760
Speaker 1: I've always liked it. I like my mom got Yoki

801
00:45:57,840 --> 00:45:59,680
Speaker 1: the other night. I'm like, oh, I like this because

802
00:45:59,719 --> 00:46:03,400
Speaker 1: it's like hydrogenated, it's like puffy. I like things that

803
00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:11,719
Speaker 1: are like moosy, moosy goosy. Okay, one more sure. A

804
00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:15,880
Speaker 1: new study new research out of Australia shows that the

805
00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:20,759
Speaker 1: endangered male Northern qual are giving up sleep for more

806
00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:25,040
Speaker 1: sex and it could be killing them. Are the calls

807
00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:30,440
Speaker 1: being qual for risking their dj quals? Was in the

808
00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:32,960
Speaker 1: movie broad Trip. Here, let me show you it's like

809
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:36,759
Speaker 1: a mare super bird. Oh it's giving up slate for

810
00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:42,879
Speaker 1: more sex. No way with this. It looks like it

811
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:46,160
Speaker 1: needs a little shut at. It looks like it has

812
00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:49,319
Speaker 1: like spots on it. It's so cute. It looks like

813
00:46:49,360 --> 00:46:53,719
Speaker 1: a big rat with mouse ears and someone sprayed all over.

814
00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:56,600
Speaker 1: Yeah and yeah, dumped bleach all over like has dots

815
00:46:56,640 --> 00:46:58,640
Speaker 1: on it. Okay, So that these things are not getting

816
00:46:58,719 --> 00:47:01,319
Speaker 1: enough sleep because they're because they probably know they have

817
00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:04,359
Speaker 1: to reproduce or they're going to die. Well yeah, and

818
00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:07,240
Speaker 1: and they travel far for sex and stuff. The female

819
00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:14,239
Speaker 1: qualls don't. It's like me in my twenties, or let's

820
00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:21,560
Speaker 1: be honest a couple of years ago. Um, First of all,

821
00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:23,759
Speaker 1: you know, an animal can't be could because they have

822
00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:26,480
Speaker 1: no sense of like what other people think about them.

823
00:47:26,520 --> 00:47:29,200
Speaker 1: So it's impossible for an animal to beca like you

824
00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:32,400
Speaker 1: need to have like an ego to Bika. Um, but

825
00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:38,520
Speaker 1: I will say that, Um, I can't imagine. When I'm tired,

826
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:44,280
Speaker 1: sex is like the last When you're hungry or tired,

827
00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:48,239
Speaker 1: you don't want to have sex, and sometimes that your

828
00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:51,560
Speaker 1: partner is not tired though, and that's when you say

829
00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:54,919
Speaker 1: just take one for the team and you say I'm

830
00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:57,200
Speaker 1: just gonna lay here and he says as opposed to

831
00:47:57,239 --> 00:48:01,840
Speaker 1: what you go, OK, Well, that hurt my feelings, but

832
00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:04,759
Speaker 1: also you're not wrong, because I do just kinda like

833
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:06,960
Speaker 1: I can get it. Um if I sort of got

834
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:08,960
Speaker 1: if someone was like Nikki's in a coma and she

835
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:10,400
Speaker 1: will be the rest of her life, Chris will be like,

836
00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:12,839
Speaker 1: we all will have the same sex life that we

837
00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:20,920
Speaker 1: have have had. Believe that's true. You seem so like vivacious.

838
00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:27,240
Speaker 1: I mean no, I just I like being being fucked.

839
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:29,520
Speaker 1: I don't like. I don't want to like. I don't

840
00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:32,520
Speaker 1: want to grind like. I don't want to set the

841
00:48:32,520 --> 00:48:35,560
Speaker 1: the I'm in control in every other place of my life.

842
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:38,080
Speaker 1: In bed, I don't want to be in control. I

843
00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:42,840
Speaker 1: don't or do you pretenduously? No, my eyes are open,

844
00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:46,279
Speaker 1: I'm not like and I'm interactive. I mean, I'm if

845
00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:49,359
Speaker 1: if I'm tired, I always get into it. Like I'll

846
00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:51,239
Speaker 1: start off being like, okay, I'm just gonna lay here

847
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:53,360
Speaker 1: like all my stomach and just like read my phone,

848
00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:55,480
Speaker 1: and I'm like, just do it, but um no, I

849
00:48:55,520 --> 00:48:59,600
Speaker 1: always get interactive. It's just like I just that's why

850
00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:02,000
Speaker 1: I would. The only thing that I'll never know is

851
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:04,120
Speaker 1: all my friends like how they are in bed, because

852
00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:08,239
Speaker 1: everyone like kind of doesn't like to talk about do

853
00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:11,480
Speaker 1: what you do. I think there's a lot of people relating.

854
00:49:11,560 --> 00:49:13,560
Speaker 1: I think a lot of women get on top and

855
00:49:13,640 --> 00:49:20,920
Speaker 1: like to be like really yes, yes, no, uh okay.

856
00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:23,840
Speaker 1: But it's not that I like it. I just preferred

857
00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:26,560
Speaker 1: because that's the way I can have an orgasm the easiest.

858
00:49:27,160 --> 00:49:30,480
Speaker 1: But I also just enjoy laying there. But I'm not

859
00:49:30,520 --> 00:49:35,040
Speaker 1: that much in the mood because everyone do off the

860
00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:38,960
Speaker 1: bed where they're standing off the bed and you're laying

861
00:49:39,120 --> 00:49:41,680
Speaker 1: on the bed with your butt scooched to the edge

862
00:49:41,719 --> 00:49:44,640
Speaker 1: of I'm always afraid I'm going to like fall off

863
00:49:44,719 --> 00:49:48,080
Speaker 1: when that happens. I don't like it. I can't even concentrate.

864
00:49:48,120 --> 00:49:50,359
Speaker 1: You're laying on your bed on the back, on your

865
00:49:50,360 --> 00:49:54,920
Speaker 1: back scooch to the side. They're standing at the side

866
00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:58,600
Speaker 1: of the bed, and then on my back. You're on

867
00:49:58,640 --> 00:50:01,239
Speaker 1: your back on the side of the and then they're

868
00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:04,680
Speaker 1: standing like this. I just feel like more of your

869
00:50:04,719 --> 00:50:08,040
Speaker 1: body is off the bed and you're like, yes, yes,

870
00:50:08,600 --> 00:50:15,440
Speaker 1: this is fun. Ever, you don't slip off the bed. No,

871
00:50:16,040 --> 00:50:18,279
Speaker 1: this bed has a lot of friction, like a there's

872
00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:20,239
Speaker 1: a good amount of friction, and if you do, you

873
00:50:20,320 --> 00:50:24,160
Speaker 1: just scoop back up and then they're like this, right,

874
00:50:25,320 --> 00:50:30,120
Speaker 1: why how do you guys ever do that? Yeah, I'm

875
00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:33,799
Speaker 1: sure I've tried that, but I'm not kidding you of

876
00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:36,520
Speaker 1: the sex I have is that and your legs are

877
00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:39,160
Speaker 1: up like that, like crouched up by your ears like

878
00:50:39,239 --> 00:50:45,279
Speaker 1: child's behind. I can do happy baby. They call that

879
00:50:45,360 --> 00:50:48,000
Speaker 1: happy baby. And yoga. Oh wow, you're going for it

880
00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:56,040
Speaker 1: full nikky, like a flower folded like a little pretzel. Okay,

881
00:50:56,080 --> 00:51:00,120
Speaker 1: well that's not just laying there. Well that's it is

882
00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:04,239
Speaker 1: is I'm not doing anything that's like a yanger yoga.

883
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:07,000
Speaker 1: But wait, I don't understand. If people aren't doing that,

884
00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:11,600
Speaker 1: what is the sex you're having truly laying there like

885
00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:22,840
Speaker 1: like they're on top, like they're like this like this. Yeah,

886
00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:27,920
Speaker 1: I don't. I worry about my partners like strength and

887
00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:31,759
Speaker 1: like the exercise. It makes them feel strong. You gotta

888
00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:34,200
Speaker 1: get a strap on because you're good at thrusting like

889
00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:38,480
Speaker 1: your town you'd do. I'd be attracted to you if

890
00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:42,560
Speaker 1: I was real, les man. Really, yeah, that was like

891
00:51:42,680 --> 00:51:45,520
Speaker 1: you put in some effort right there. What I mean?

892
00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:47,880
Speaker 1: That was just a basic thrust? Do you think that

893
00:51:47,960 --> 00:51:51,600
Speaker 1: was actually like impressive? Yeah, Like you're underselling yourself. You're

894
00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:53,640
Speaker 1: asking I don't understand what I would do if I

895
00:51:53,680 --> 00:51:57,040
Speaker 1: was on top, Like I don't understand doing, but I

896
00:51:57,040 --> 00:51:59,200
Speaker 1: don't understand. Okay, So you get on top of this, No,

897
00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:02,200
Speaker 1: are your knee your legs are bent, so your shins

898
00:52:02,200 --> 00:52:05,920
Speaker 1: are flushed with the bed? Right? Yeah? Okay? And then

899
00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:09,399
Speaker 1: do you bounce like with your no no no no no,

900
00:52:09,600 --> 00:52:15,799
Speaker 1: I am leaning forward forward into the wall. Okay. And

901
00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:17,200
Speaker 1: then when you do from the how do you get

902
00:52:17,239 --> 00:52:21,279
Speaker 1: any moved from us? Grind it? Yeah, just grind tend

903
00:52:21,320 --> 00:52:24,560
Speaker 1: you with gleb right now, you're dancing with the stars.

904
00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:29,440
Speaker 1: Grinding you're dancing right now. I know. Um, I came

905
00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:31,480
Speaker 1: as soon as you said glad, I didn't have to

906
00:52:31,520 --> 00:52:36,040
Speaker 1: do anything. Wait, you're you're grind. You're grinding. Are you

907
00:52:36,080 --> 00:52:42,440
Speaker 1: grinding your clip against something? Yes, they're mound. They're like,

908
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:46,160
Speaker 1: you know, above their dick. That's not enough, that's harder,

909
00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:50,080
Speaker 1: hard enough. It's it's skin. Well, it's there is a

910
00:52:50,120 --> 00:52:56,080
Speaker 1: bone under there. Okay, I'm gonna try this tonight. Yeah,

911
00:52:56,600 --> 00:53:00,800
Speaker 1: so okay, you literally shins flat against the surf us. Yes,

912
00:53:01,080 --> 00:53:03,960
Speaker 1: you lean forward? What are you leaning again? Are you leading?

913
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:07,200
Speaker 1: Are you laying on this kind of he's like on

914
00:53:07,239 --> 00:53:10,760
Speaker 1: the headboard or whatever, he's like up against her. Oh,

915
00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:14,240
Speaker 1: he's sitting up like he's reading a journal. He's reading

916
00:53:14,239 --> 00:53:18,800
Speaker 1: a journal setting up against his bed headboard or the

917
00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:24,399
Speaker 1: business section of the New York Times. Wait, wait, you're

918
00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:28,160
Speaker 1: obvious flat or the guy that we're talking about. Yes,

919
00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:32,680
Speaker 1: And basically what I do is I'll either like go

920
00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:35,719
Speaker 1: off to the side a little bit and I'll like

921
00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:38,879
Speaker 1: mash my head up like into the mattress. And then

922
00:53:38,960 --> 00:53:41,359
Speaker 1: he's just like just waiting for you to finish at

923
00:53:41,360 --> 00:53:45,480
Speaker 1: this point, like he's not really uh no, he always

924
00:53:45,520 --> 00:53:48,919
Speaker 1: lets yeah, like he like I come first and then

925
00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:51,720
Speaker 1: we'll take care of him. But he's like holding onto

926
00:53:51,719 --> 00:53:54,920
Speaker 1: my butt or something. So he's also helping me move it.

927
00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:58,640
Speaker 1: Got it? Got it? Okay. Interesting, I don't think I've

928
00:53:58,680 --> 00:54:03,360
Speaker 1: ever taken control roll of myself coming. It's cool because

929
00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:09,799
Speaker 1: you can also get a thing up your butt that way. Yeah,

930
00:54:09,840 --> 00:54:12,200
Speaker 1: I've never been one to be like I gotta make

931
00:54:12,280 --> 00:54:15,280
Speaker 1: myself come. Like I'm always like, you make me come.

932
00:54:16,280 --> 00:54:19,239
Speaker 1: Try it? That makes any sense, you might be into it.

933
00:54:20,120 --> 00:54:24,400
Speaker 1: Also flipping topics real quick. Actually we're gonna go to

934
00:54:24,440 --> 00:54:27,360
Speaker 1: break because I have something that I need to ask

935
00:54:28,160 --> 00:54:31,160
Speaker 1: Anya about that she said very confidently last week, and

936
00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:33,680
Speaker 1: I took her at her word, and then yesterday I go,

937
00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:36,839
Speaker 1: that ain't true, and we'll be back with that right

938
00:54:36,920 --> 00:54:41,120
Speaker 1: up this. So the other day were I was doing

939
00:54:41,160 --> 00:54:45,080
Speaker 1: my hair in the dressing room backstage, and I was like,

940
00:54:45,200 --> 00:54:48,960
Speaker 1: I haven't cut my hair for over a year, year

941
00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:53,280
Speaker 1: and a half. It's you know, at about um under

942
00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:57,320
Speaker 1: boob length. And Anya said, yeah, your hair stops growing

943
00:54:58,640 --> 00:55:00,880
Speaker 1: your hair eat. Everyone's hair has a certain length that

944
00:55:00,960 --> 00:55:04,439
Speaker 1: will grow and then it stops. And I was like, oh,

945
00:55:04,440 --> 00:55:08,160
Speaker 1: that makes sense because it's not getting any longer from

946
00:55:08,440 --> 00:55:11,760
Speaker 1: that point, and I've been growing it forever, you know, forever.

947
00:55:11,840 --> 00:55:16,200
Speaker 1: It just stays at that length. My thing is then

948
00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:20,360
Speaker 1: why do my roots get dark if my hair ain't

949
00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:28,080
Speaker 1: grow it to get it touched up? Well, that is

950
00:55:28,120 --> 00:55:30,879
Speaker 1: a great point. What a great point that no one

951
00:55:30,920 --> 00:55:34,800
Speaker 1: has made ever in the history of this question or topic.

952
00:55:35,600 --> 00:55:38,520
Speaker 1: The answers don't. I don't know, but I do know

953
00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:42,879
Speaker 1: that eyelashes do the same thing. They like fall They

954
00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:45,200
Speaker 1: fall out a lot, a lot more than you think.

955
00:55:45,280 --> 00:55:47,799
Speaker 1: You're losing eyelashes all the time, and they're growing in,

956
00:55:47,960 --> 00:55:50,400
Speaker 1: But where are they. I can't see the ones growing

957
00:55:50,400 --> 00:55:54,200
Speaker 1: in because they're blended in with the others. Yes, So

958
00:55:54,239 --> 00:55:58,279
Speaker 1: I think what's happening with your hair is pieces, Like

959
00:55:58,560 --> 00:56:03,000
Speaker 1: some of my air is turning. It is all dark

960
00:56:03,080 --> 00:56:07,680
Speaker 1: at the top, and I just got breaking on yesterday.

961
00:56:09,160 --> 00:56:12,040
Speaker 1: I think it just breaks at a certain point. It can't.

962
00:56:12,080 --> 00:56:15,839
Speaker 1: I think it is still growing, but that it And

963
00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:18,680
Speaker 1: there are pieces that get really long, but I end

964
00:56:18,760 --> 00:56:20,560
Speaker 1: up cutting them. And those are just the ones that

965
00:56:20,560 --> 00:56:22,400
Speaker 1: are the strongest, that have made it to this because

966
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:27,480
Speaker 1: my hair up here very thick. Down here not so much.

967
00:56:27,520 --> 00:56:32,239
Speaker 1: Because these babies have it's like people humans lives. These

968
00:56:32,280 --> 00:56:35,040
Speaker 1: babies are in their hundreds and not many people make

969
00:56:35,080 --> 00:56:36,840
Speaker 1: it to their hundreds. You know what, I mean with

970
00:56:36,960 --> 00:56:40,399
Speaker 1: the Darwinian fittest. So I think it just gets they

971
00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:43,279
Speaker 1: just they break off, as opposed to your hair just

972
00:56:43,320 --> 00:56:49,400
Speaker 1: stops growing. And honest answer, you have never googled this? No,

973
00:56:50,760 --> 00:56:53,279
Speaker 1: I haven't either, but I don't need to google it

974
00:56:53,320 --> 00:56:55,239
Speaker 1: because the proof is that I have to get my

975
00:56:55,280 --> 00:56:58,399
Speaker 1: hair touched up every four weeks. It a hundred percent

976
00:56:58,560 --> 00:57:00,799
Speaker 1: is growing. And it's not like some of the hairs

977
00:57:00,880 --> 00:57:06,320
Speaker 1: are hair grow to like their shins, and some people

978
00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:08,799
Speaker 1: do not because they have stronger hair that they don't

979
00:57:08,840 --> 00:57:10,919
Speaker 1: die all the time. I think my hair would also

980
00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:13,319
Speaker 1: go to my shins if I wasn't bleaching it all

981
00:57:13,360 --> 00:57:16,480
Speaker 1: the time, right and like, and if it wasn't a

982
00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:19,680
Speaker 1: certain texture that it is or whatever. Like some people's

983
00:57:19,680 --> 00:57:23,560
Speaker 1: hairs is just strong. And I hear that some people,

984
00:57:23,640 --> 00:57:27,280
Speaker 1: no matter how little they dye their hair, and no

985
00:57:27,320 --> 00:57:29,840
Speaker 1: matter how many hair supplements they take, they are not

986
00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:32,480
Speaker 1: genetically able to grow their hair all the way to

987
00:57:32,520 --> 00:57:34,640
Speaker 1: their feet even if they wanted to. And some people

988
00:57:34,680 --> 00:57:37,200
Speaker 1: are that I think it's breaking off. Well, I think

989
00:57:37,200 --> 00:57:39,320
Speaker 1: that's true, because I think it's breaking But I don't

990
00:57:39,360 --> 00:57:42,600
Speaker 1: think your hair stops growing at the root, because why

991
00:57:42,680 --> 00:57:47,640
Speaker 1: does any then no, one would need haircuts anymore. No,

992
00:57:50,640 --> 00:57:54,120
Speaker 1: this is not This is not something that's up for debate.

993
00:57:54,360 --> 00:57:59,280
Speaker 1: It is your hair does keep growing. It does. So

994
00:57:59,360 --> 00:58:01,360
Speaker 1: that's why I was because I totally believed you. I

995
00:58:01,360 --> 00:58:04,160
Speaker 1: was like, oh, I guess my hair has a limit. Yeah,

996
00:58:04,320 --> 00:58:06,720
Speaker 1: just stop scrolling that that. I was getting it done yesterday,

997
00:58:06,760 --> 00:58:12,280
Speaker 1: and I was like, wait a second, Okay, I thought

998
00:58:12,320 --> 00:58:15,040
Speaker 1: I had read that that everyone's hair just stops growing

999
00:58:15,080 --> 00:58:17,440
Speaker 1: at a certain point. But does it all just decide

1000
00:58:17,480 --> 00:58:22,520
Speaker 1: to break it? Because it's just you know, it's it's

1001
00:58:22,520 --> 00:58:25,240
Speaker 1: almost like age. Why does everyone decide to start dying

1002
00:58:25,240 --> 00:58:28,280
Speaker 1: around eighty Like it's just like this is the place

1003
00:58:28,320 --> 00:58:31,760
Speaker 1: where it starts to interfere with like making, with cooking

1004
00:58:31,960 --> 00:58:34,400
Speaker 1: when you were by a fire as a caveman, when

1005
00:58:34,440 --> 00:58:37,920
Speaker 1: your babies would start pulling on it, like it probably

1006
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:40,960
Speaker 1: is evolutionarily, like this is a place where hair doesn't

1007
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:44,360
Speaker 1: need to like keep going. It's not serving you any purpose.

1008
00:58:45,240 --> 00:58:47,360
Speaker 1: Maybe I don't know. I was at the hair salon

1009
00:58:47,440 --> 00:58:52,000
Speaker 1: yesterday getting it done, and hair salon's I was already

1010
00:58:52,120 --> 00:58:54,440
Speaker 1: depressed yesterday. I woke up on the wrong side of

1011
00:58:54,480 --> 00:58:58,640
Speaker 1: my life, and like, I went into that hair salon

1012
00:58:58,840 --> 00:59:03,640
Speaker 1: and just see all of these women like getting their

1013
00:59:03,680 --> 00:59:06,720
Speaker 1: hair done. It made me so sad. I'm just like,

1014
00:59:07,160 --> 00:59:09,640
Speaker 1: and it made me sad that I can't enjoy it

1015
00:59:09,680 --> 00:59:11,480
Speaker 1: because I know some of these women are like, I'm

1016
00:59:11,520 --> 00:59:14,120
Speaker 1: getting my hair done. Even on our girls chat, like

1017
00:59:14,160 --> 00:59:16,040
Speaker 1: everyone's like, you'll feel so much better after you get

1018
00:59:16,040 --> 00:59:20,200
Speaker 1: your hair done. I feel literally nine times worse after

1019
00:59:20,200 --> 00:59:22,200
Speaker 1: I get my hair done. I just spent my money

1020
00:59:22,200 --> 00:59:25,280
Speaker 1: on something stupid that it is a thing that men

1021
00:59:25,320 --> 00:59:27,240
Speaker 1: don't have to spend their money on, or as much

1022
00:59:27,240 --> 00:59:30,760
Speaker 1: money on. I feel like I got hoodwinked by, Like

1023
00:59:30,800 --> 00:59:33,160
Speaker 1: whatever gloss I bought, my hair is always wet. I

1024
00:59:33,160 --> 00:59:35,400
Speaker 1: don't want them to brush it because it's going to

1025
00:59:35,520 --> 00:59:38,680
Speaker 1: rip out more hair because their hair salice are never

1026
00:59:38,720 --> 00:59:41,760
Speaker 1: as gentle with your hair as you are. Um and

1027
00:59:41,840 --> 00:59:44,320
Speaker 1: it takes too long because they do like one strand

1028
00:59:44,320 --> 00:59:47,120
Speaker 1: at a time, And I'm just like, I'm fast. I

1029
00:59:47,160 --> 00:59:50,000
Speaker 1: even blow dry my hair fast, which doesn't seem possible.

1030
00:59:50,040 --> 00:59:52,040
Speaker 1: It seems like there should be a limit to how

1031
00:59:52,080 --> 00:59:55,000
Speaker 1: quickly you can blow dry your hair. I'm fast as fuck.

1032
00:59:55,080 --> 00:59:58,520
Speaker 1: I don't know what other people are doing. Um, And

1033
00:59:59,280 --> 01:00:04,040
Speaker 1: it just made be kind of sad. Um Uh like

1034
01:00:04,680 --> 01:00:06,720
Speaker 1: that first of all, that all these women have to

1035
01:00:06,760 --> 01:00:08,360
Speaker 1: do this, but then all of them seem to be

1036
01:00:08,760 --> 01:00:10,560
Speaker 1: enjoying it. And then I got mad like why can't

1037
01:00:10,600 --> 01:00:12,760
Speaker 1: I enjoy it? And then I was like I was

1038
01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:16,040
Speaker 1: so sad yesterday I couldn't. There was like a nice

1039
01:00:16,040 --> 01:00:18,880
Speaker 1: cashier that was like, did you do anything fun this weekend?

1040
01:00:20,760 --> 01:00:25,360
Speaker 1: And I go, what this coming weekend? Or like last weekend?

1041
01:00:25,920 --> 01:00:28,040
Speaker 1: It was Tuesday. I'm like, it's it's almost like saying

1042
01:00:28,080 --> 01:00:31,360
Speaker 1: Happy New Year in February. I'm like, I don't know that.

1043
01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:33,880
Speaker 1: I want to talk about last week and I go, yeah,

1044
01:00:33,920 --> 01:00:38,240
Speaker 1: I went to New York. Oh, so what's your favorite

1045
01:00:38,280 --> 01:00:41,360
Speaker 1: place you've ever been to? What's your favorite place you've

1046
01:00:41,400 --> 01:00:44,800
Speaker 1: ever performed at? I mean, they know mean, and I

1047
01:00:44,880 --> 01:00:47,160
Speaker 1: just was like, I guess New York. I don't know,

1048
01:00:47,440 --> 01:00:51,680
Speaker 1: like I like I was. I just like there's sometimes

1049
01:00:51,720 --> 01:00:54,919
Speaker 1: these questions which are sweet, like that's actually a nice question.

1050
01:00:54,960 --> 01:00:56,800
Speaker 1: I went to the Orthodonosa other day and she goes,

1051
01:00:57,240 --> 01:01:01,280
Speaker 1: what's the what's the coolest what's the thing you've done

1052
01:01:01,320 --> 01:01:03,720
Speaker 1: that you've been Like, I can't believe I'm doing this show, Like,

1053
01:01:03,760 --> 01:01:06,400
Speaker 1: what's the coolest show you've ever done? And that was

1054
01:01:06,440 --> 01:01:08,840
Speaker 1: an interesting question. But I was also wanting to kill

1055
01:01:08,880 --> 01:01:11,320
Speaker 1: myself that day, so I was just like, none of

1056
01:01:11,360 --> 01:01:14,160
Speaker 1: this matters. Your life is probably better than mine. Giving

1057
01:01:14,160 --> 01:01:16,600
Speaker 1: me this fucking X ray. You get to go home

1058
01:01:16,640 --> 01:01:20,120
Speaker 1: and watch TV with your husband. I am watching old

1059
01:01:20,160 --> 01:01:22,560
Speaker 1: episodes of Just Shoot Me to feel something and because

1060
01:01:22,560 --> 01:01:26,080
Speaker 1: the title makes me feel relief, because it's what I

1061
01:01:26,120 --> 01:01:29,280
Speaker 1: want to do today. Like I was just like so

1062
01:01:29,440 --> 01:01:34,080
Speaker 1: not doing anything it was on this weekend. I really

1063
01:01:34,200 --> 01:01:36,760
Speaker 1: was like such in a bad place. But I answered her.

1064
01:01:36,840 --> 01:01:38,960
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, probably Wheel of Fortune because it's

1065
01:01:38,960 --> 01:01:41,960
Speaker 1: like something you grew up with and also like Conan,

1066
01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:43,560
Speaker 1: and she goes, I didn't know you were on that.

1067
01:01:43,680 --> 01:01:47,280
Speaker 1: I'm like like seventeen times, Like it's just like it's

1068
01:01:47,760 --> 01:01:50,720
Speaker 1: wasn't worth getting into. But um, what do you feel

1069
01:01:50,720 --> 01:01:52,880
Speaker 1: when you get those like kind of questions of like

1070
01:01:53,480 --> 01:01:56,160
Speaker 1: getting into an anything fun this weekend? Like do you

1071
01:01:56,160 --> 01:01:58,920
Speaker 1: give them a legit answer? Do they want a legit answer?

1072
01:02:00,480 --> 01:02:03,560
Speaker 1: I hate these questions. I just want to always to

1073
01:02:03,600 --> 01:02:06,360
Speaker 1: be left alone. I wish I was invisible all the time.

1074
01:02:06,560 --> 01:02:09,680
Speaker 1: I don't like any of this. What about hotels? What

1075
01:02:09,800 --> 01:02:12,680
Speaker 1: brings you to town? I know one time we said

1076
01:02:12,760 --> 01:02:14,720
Speaker 1: something really strange that I was like, I want to

1077
01:02:14,720 --> 01:02:20,520
Speaker 1: do that again. I just go comedy and just like

1078
01:02:20,640 --> 01:02:23,920
Speaker 1: shut them up. For some reason. I want to say, um,

1079
01:02:23,960 --> 01:02:29,760
Speaker 1: a cigarette convention. We're trying to get youths into smoking again.

1080
01:02:31,080 --> 01:02:33,440
Speaker 1: Oh and where do you guys do that? And what

1081
01:02:33,560 --> 01:02:38,120
Speaker 1: kind of youths? Um, just your youngest, most impressionable youths

1082
01:02:38,120 --> 01:02:41,400
Speaker 1: in town. We see this market as very impressionable and

1083
01:02:41,520 --> 01:02:45,720
Speaker 1: we can really get a stronghold here in Juliet, Illinois.

1084
01:02:45,760 --> 01:02:49,080
Speaker 1: So the breakfast bar is open? Oh my god, I

1085
01:02:49,960 --> 01:02:52,720
Speaker 1: who checks into a hotel? I mean I know some

1086
01:02:52,760 --> 01:02:55,840
Speaker 1: people do because I am behind them in line sometimes

1087
01:02:56,240 --> 01:02:58,440
Speaker 1: and they want to know about the melodies. They want

1088
01:02:58,440 --> 01:03:00,600
Speaker 1: to know what time the breakfast bar bence. They want

1089
01:03:00,600 --> 01:03:02,800
Speaker 1: to know what time the lounge is open to. They

1090
01:03:02,800 --> 01:03:05,240
Speaker 1: want to know that sometimes the lounge closes early on

1091
01:03:05,280 --> 01:03:08,640
Speaker 1: Wednesdays because they have they have a shift change over.

1092
01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:10,600
Speaker 1: They want to know what floor the gym is on,

1093
01:03:10,680 --> 01:03:12,400
Speaker 1: even though this person looks like they've never been to

1094
01:03:12,400 --> 01:03:14,640
Speaker 1: a gym in their life. They want to know. They

1095
01:03:14,760 --> 01:03:18,160
Speaker 1: want to know about room service and what time that ends.

1096
01:03:18,200 --> 01:03:22,920
Speaker 1: All with a line behind them, Who are you? How

1097
01:03:23,040 --> 01:03:26,360
Speaker 1: dare you? Yesterday on the plane, I was sitting on

1098
01:03:26,400 --> 01:03:30,320
Speaker 1: a windows seat. Chris was in the middle seat with me.

1099
01:03:31,680 --> 01:03:34,680
Speaker 1: Um and then the plane was fucking empty. There were

1100
01:03:34,680 --> 01:03:37,520
Speaker 1: eighty five empty seats and there's a and Chris said,

1101
01:03:37,520 --> 01:03:39,360
Speaker 1: we get we have the row all to ourselves because

1102
01:03:39,400 --> 01:03:42,680
Speaker 1: he booked it, and I was like, fucking sweet. I

1103
01:03:42,720 --> 01:03:45,200
Speaker 1: get in before him because he was parking the car.

1104
01:03:45,720 --> 01:03:48,440
Speaker 1: I get in the window seat and I raped him,

1105
01:03:48,560 --> 01:03:51,440
Speaker 1: being like it's not we're not alone on our aisle.

1106
01:03:51,600 --> 01:03:53,680
Speaker 1: There's an aisles there's someone in the aisle seat. I

1107
01:03:53,720 --> 01:03:57,000
Speaker 1: was like, Piste, like you didn't get it right, and

1108
01:03:57,200 --> 01:03:58,800
Speaker 1: m because I don't want to share an aisle. I

1109
01:03:58,800 --> 01:04:00,760
Speaker 1: can't give a hand job next week, guyant and aisle

1110
01:04:01,040 --> 01:04:03,720
Speaker 1: just kidding. Um. I was not in the mood. I

1111
01:04:03,760 --> 01:04:06,120
Speaker 1: needed sleep. I wasn't like with those fucking voles out

1112
01:04:06,160 --> 01:04:10,520
Speaker 1: of South America. What are they called sa dj quaals?

1113
01:04:11,240 --> 01:04:17,640
Speaker 1: And so I was like, I'm like, I'm trying to

1114
01:04:17,680 --> 01:04:19,760
Speaker 1: like say to this guy like you don't want to

1115
01:04:19,760 --> 01:04:24,480
Speaker 1: sit next to me. I'm crying. I I I have

1116
01:04:24,640 --> 01:04:26,800
Speaker 1: my I put down my tray. This is before we

1117
01:04:26,840 --> 01:04:28,720
Speaker 1: take off. I put down my tray, I put all

1118
01:04:28,760 --> 01:04:31,520
Speaker 1: of my pillows on it. I put my head in it.

1119
01:04:31,720 --> 01:04:37,120
Speaker 1: I'm shaking, crying. I have my I have my hoodie

1120
01:04:37,280 --> 01:04:39,880
Speaker 1: over my head so that it's not so obvious. I'm

1121
01:04:39,880 --> 01:04:41,919
Speaker 1: trying not to be so obvious, but I'm also trying

1122
01:04:41,960 --> 01:04:45,040
Speaker 1: to be like, this is a broken woman. Go sit

1123
01:04:45,120 --> 01:04:47,840
Speaker 1: somewhere else, like the plane is open. They've already made

1124
01:04:47,880 --> 01:04:50,800
Speaker 1: the announcement like you can sit wherever. Oh really, and

1125
01:04:50,840 --> 01:04:55,640
Speaker 1: he was sticking around. So then a flight attendant, Chris

1126
01:04:55,840 --> 01:04:58,080
Speaker 1: talks to one of the flight attendances, is like, hey,

1127
01:04:58,160 --> 01:05:00,680
Speaker 1: I think that that guy is not is to be there.

1128
01:05:00,960 --> 01:05:03,280
Speaker 1: Chris goes two rows behind me, he says me. He

1129
01:05:03,320 --> 01:05:04,840
Speaker 1: sees me in that state as he boards, and he

1130
01:05:04,880 --> 01:05:07,280
Speaker 1: doesn't even say hi. He just goes to a difference seat,

1131
01:05:07,400 --> 01:05:09,560
Speaker 1: like he catches the drift of not wanting to be

1132
01:05:09,640 --> 01:05:12,200
Speaker 1: next to me. So then he texted me, I'm two

1133
01:05:12,280 --> 01:05:14,400
Speaker 1: rows behind you, but I'm crying and I can't see

1134
01:05:14,400 --> 01:05:16,120
Speaker 1: the text, so I don't even know that he said that.

1135
01:05:16,640 --> 01:05:19,800
Speaker 1: So I finally look at my phone. Oh. Then the

1136
01:05:19,840 --> 01:05:22,200
Speaker 1: flight attendant comes up to the guy on the aisle

1137
01:05:22,280 --> 01:05:25,560
Speaker 1: and says, sir, we haven't This is row thirty two.

1138
01:05:25,600 --> 01:05:28,440
Speaker 1: By the way, thirty. She goes, Rose seven has an

1139
01:05:28,440 --> 01:05:30,080
Speaker 1: aisle seat available if you want to get off the

1140
01:05:30,080 --> 01:05:35,120
Speaker 1: plane faster, like meaning, move away from this crying girl.

1141
01:05:35,880 --> 01:05:39,240
Speaker 1: And I'm not being like sobby about it. I'm weeping quietly.

1142
01:05:39,240 --> 01:05:41,960
Speaker 1: There's no sounds admitting, but you can like see the shaking.

1143
01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:44,520
Speaker 1: I'm crying. So and I don't even know if she

1144
01:05:44,560 --> 01:05:46,160
Speaker 1: had anything to do with this. I think Chris was

1145
01:05:46,200 --> 01:05:47,920
Speaker 1: more like, hey, can you get that guy out of

1146
01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:50,640
Speaker 1: our fucking brow because he just sat there arbitrarily, it

1147
01:05:50,640 --> 01:05:54,280
Speaker 1: wasn't even a seat, so but she couldn't enforce him

1148
01:05:54,320 --> 01:05:55,680
Speaker 1: to go to his seat because they were kind of

1149
01:05:55,680 --> 01:05:58,040
Speaker 1: like sit wherever you want. You know, it wasn't Southwest,

1150
01:05:58,080 --> 01:06:00,439
Speaker 1: but it was like they are already made a point,

1151
01:06:00,480 --> 01:06:03,200
Speaker 1: you can sit wherever you want. So she goes, there's

1152
01:06:03,200 --> 01:06:07,000
Speaker 1: an open aisle, Aisle seven, and he goes, I've got

1153
01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:09,320
Speaker 1: a long layover in l A. I have no I

1154
01:06:09,360 --> 01:06:12,520
Speaker 1: have no rush to get off the thing. And I'm

1155
01:06:12,560 --> 01:06:15,640
Speaker 1: a big fan of Rose and I gotta watch this meltdown,

1156
01:06:16,680 --> 01:06:21,520
Speaker 1: no kidding, So I like was then I start really crying.

1157
01:06:21,560 --> 01:06:24,320
Speaker 1: I'm just like, this fucking stupid guy won't move, like

1158
01:06:24,400 --> 01:06:26,440
Speaker 1: and I was just like. And then I look at

1159
01:06:26,480 --> 01:06:28,160
Speaker 1: my phone and Chris is like, I'm two rows behind you.

1160
01:06:28,240 --> 01:06:30,240
Speaker 1: Come back here. And so I piled up all my

1161
01:06:30,280 --> 01:06:33,960
Speaker 1: things and I was like, um, I'm changing rows and

1162
01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:35,919
Speaker 1: I and he and I go sorry, and he goes,

1163
01:06:36,120 --> 01:06:37,640
Speaker 1: I don't have any problem with it, and I was

1164
01:06:37,720 --> 01:06:41,600
Speaker 1: like okay, and then I climbed back. But I was

1165
01:06:41,680 --> 01:06:45,240
Speaker 1: just so good out, Like if there are around you

1166
01:06:46,080 --> 01:06:50,800
Speaker 1: on a plane several I'm not like Andrew's version of

1167
01:06:50,840 --> 01:06:55,200
Speaker 1: several several rows that have no one sitting in them.

1168
01:06:55,360 --> 01:06:57,320
Speaker 1: Why would you ever choose to sit on an aisle

1169
01:06:57,440 --> 01:06:59,640
Speaker 1: next to someone who is in that row? Wouldn't you

1170
01:06:59,680 --> 01:07:02,800
Speaker 1: go to a row that has no one? The only

1171
01:07:02,840 --> 01:07:05,480
Speaker 1: way I would stay is if my guitar was in

1172
01:07:05,520 --> 01:07:07,760
Speaker 1: that overhead compartment and it was too big of a

1173
01:07:07,800 --> 01:07:09,240
Speaker 1: pain in the ask for me to move it to

1174
01:07:09,280 --> 01:07:12,760
Speaker 1: a different overhead compartment. No, but there were multiple rows

1175
01:07:13,160 --> 01:07:16,880
Speaker 1: next to this row, like behind, right behind it, right

1176
01:07:16,880 --> 01:07:19,520
Speaker 1: across from it. No one's sitting there. And he sit

1177
01:07:19,600 --> 01:07:22,200
Speaker 1: down after I had already sat. So it was just like,

1178
01:07:22,480 --> 01:07:28,240
Speaker 1: fuck this guy. Final thought, I was going off about

1179
01:07:28,280 --> 01:07:31,520
Speaker 1: something so hard? Oh God, what was it? Hold on?

1180
01:07:31,600 --> 01:07:33,520
Speaker 1: Let me just let me just figure out what it is,

1181
01:07:33,560 --> 01:07:36,600
Speaker 1: because it was something you're thinking. I'm gonna ask Noah,

1182
01:07:36,640 --> 01:07:42,960
Speaker 1: why is Nikki in row thirty two famous celebrity? You

1183
01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:48,000
Speaker 1: need to treat yourself why. I'll tell you why. Because

1184
01:07:48,080 --> 01:07:50,560
Speaker 1: I they the company that flew me out here to

1185
01:07:50,600 --> 01:07:53,360
Speaker 1: shoot a pilot tomorrow booked me on a United flight

1186
01:07:53,480 --> 01:07:56,520
Speaker 1: for some reason that was a connecting flight. I think

1187
01:07:56,520 --> 01:07:59,440
Speaker 1: my assistant got it mixed up that I said I

1188
01:07:59,440 --> 01:08:02,560
Speaker 1: wanted to eve St. Louis as late as possible on Tuesday,

1189
01:08:02,600 --> 01:08:04,840
Speaker 1: so she was like, the latest flight out is five something.

1190
01:08:04,960 --> 01:08:07,560
Speaker 1: I didn't know that meant a connecting flight through fucking

1191
01:08:08,280 --> 01:08:13,960
Speaker 1: at Lanta or wherever. So I I think I now

1192
01:08:14,040 --> 01:08:16,640
Speaker 1: have to clarify the latest flight that's direct, right, So

1193
01:08:16,680 --> 01:08:19,599
Speaker 1: I get on this United flight that's like so, then

1194
01:08:19,640 --> 01:08:24,400
Speaker 1: that flight gets delayed, then it gets then I fly

1195
01:08:24,600 --> 01:08:26,839
Speaker 1: it gets three rounded through d C. I'm not landing

1196
01:08:26,960 --> 01:08:29,479
Speaker 1: in l A until one forty four in the morning,

1197
01:08:30,640 --> 01:08:33,799
Speaker 1: so I start crying early. I've already having an oppressed

1198
01:08:33,840 --> 01:08:36,200
Speaker 1: day yesterday. I wake up to like just get a

1199
01:08:36,240 --> 01:08:39,040
Speaker 1: couple of things done, workout or something before my five

1200
01:08:39,080 --> 01:08:42,920
Speaker 1: o'clock flight. It's two o'clock and I'm like, oh my god,

1201
01:08:43,000 --> 01:08:45,519
Speaker 1: this flight is now getting it one. Chris is already

1202
01:08:45,520 --> 01:08:48,720
Speaker 1: booked on a flight at three, and I go, I'm

1203
01:08:48,760 --> 01:08:50,200
Speaker 1: just gonna get on that flight. I'm gonna buy my

1204
01:08:50,240 --> 01:08:52,640
Speaker 1: ticket on that flight. Go online, buy my ticket on

1205
01:08:52,640 --> 01:08:54,679
Speaker 1: the flight. It will not let me buy my ticket.

1206
01:08:55,040 --> 01:08:57,080
Speaker 1: It says you have to see a gate agent. Well,

1207
01:08:57,120 --> 01:08:59,559
Speaker 1: thank god, Chris was already headed to the airport, so

1208
01:08:59,640 --> 01:09:01,320
Speaker 1: he was I will go to the gate agent and

1209
01:09:01,360 --> 01:09:04,360
Speaker 1: buy you the ticket. So he gets there, he buys

1210
01:09:04,400 --> 01:09:07,320
Speaker 1: me the ticket and like a prince that he is,

1211
01:09:08,800 --> 01:09:12,719
Speaker 1: little red Corvette prince. He because he's short and talented.

1212
01:09:13,240 --> 01:09:18,880
Speaker 1: He and where is that heels? Yeah? He. If you

1213
01:09:18,920 --> 01:09:22,840
Speaker 1: don't know this in traveling, if you don't need you need.

1214
01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:26,400
Speaker 1: The only stipulations you need is to board your plane

1215
01:09:26,439 --> 01:09:29,000
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes before they could they shut the door fifteen

1216
01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:32,320
Speaker 1: minutes before the flight time take off. And you can't

1217
01:09:32,400 --> 01:09:35,800
Speaker 1: check bags forty five minutes before your flight, so forty

1218
01:09:35,800 --> 01:09:38,040
Speaker 1: five minutes is the cut off, and they can't send

1219
01:09:38,040 --> 01:09:39,640
Speaker 1: the bags on the next flight, and you go on

1220
01:09:39,680 --> 01:09:41,320
Speaker 1: that flight. You have to fly with your bags, so

1221
01:09:41,360 --> 01:09:42,840
Speaker 1: you have to just get on the next flight. So

1222
01:09:42,920 --> 01:09:45,320
Speaker 1: forty five minutes is the cut off. I always get

1223
01:09:45,320 --> 01:09:47,920
Speaker 1: to the airport an hour early, saves me that fifteen

1224
01:09:47,960 --> 01:09:50,320
Speaker 1: minute window before the bag cut off. I have status

1225
01:09:50,320 --> 01:09:53,080
Speaker 1: on most planes, and if you have status, you kind

1226
01:09:53,080 --> 01:09:54,360
Speaker 1: of get to go to the front of the line,

1227
01:09:54,400 --> 01:09:58,120
Speaker 1: so I never had the trouble with this. But I'm

1228
01:09:58,160 --> 01:10:01,200
Speaker 1: getting an uber. I'm gonna get just in time with

1229
01:10:01,240 --> 01:10:04,160
Speaker 1: five minutes to spare, fifty minutes before my flight, and

1230
01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:06,839
Speaker 1: the uber can't find me. I'm running around the streets

1231
01:10:06,840 --> 01:10:11,960
Speaker 1: of St. Louis with two huge suitcases again crying, and

1232
01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:14,519
Speaker 1: I'm not a crier. Yesterday was a bad day. I

1233
01:10:14,640 --> 01:10:17,200
Speaker 1: get in. He is such a good driver, and he

1234
01:10:17,280 --> 01:10:18,960
Speaker 1: floors it and he gets there. I gave him a

1235
01:10:18,960 --> 01:10:22,679
Speaker 1: twenty dollar tip on a twenty dollar ride. He gets

1236
01:10:22,720 --> 01:10:26,479
Speaker 1: me there, um, and Chris is at the gate and

1237
01:10:26,520 --> 01:10:28,800
Speaker 1: he was and I'm five minutes late. It's forty minutes

1238
01:10:28,840 --> 01:10:30,760
Speaker 1: before my flight, so him already reached the cut off,

1239
01:10:30,800 --> 01:10:33,160
Speaker 1: and it's like a no go. But Chris is such

1240
01:10:33,200 --> 01:10:35,679
Speaker 1: a charmer that he charmed the women at the front

1241
01:10:35,760 --> 01:10:37,960
Speaker 1: and they were like, will make it happen. So he

1242
01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:40,640
Speaker 1: meets me outside. Chris runs in with my bags and

1243
01:10:40,640 --> 01:10:44,000
Speaker 1: they're like come on, come on. He's like Leslie, Diane,

1244
01:10:44,000 --> 01:10:46,720
Speaker 1: thank you guys so much. He hugs them. I'm like,

1245
01:10:46,960 --> 01:10:48,839
Speaker 1: without him, I would not be on the flight they

1246
01:10:48,880 --> 01:10:50,720
Speaker 1: I would have come in there being like, oh, you

1247
01:10:50,720 --> 01:10:52,519
Speaker 1: want to know my favorite thing I've ever done in

1248
01:10:52,560 --> 01:10:55,360
Speaker 1: my career. Well, last weekend, I guess I was in

1249
01:10:55,400 --> 01:10:57,000
Speaker 1: New York. I guess that was fun. I was been

1250
01:10:57,080 --> 01:10:59,960
Speaker 1: such a little brat. Um. I know people are gonna

1251
01:11:00,040 --> 01:11:01,720
Speaker 1: hear this and don't go on the Reddit threat and

1252
01:11:01,720 --> 01:11:04,360
Speaker 1: be like Nikki seems like she's not doing well. She's

1253
01:11:04,360 --> 01:11:06,960
Speaker 1: such a bit. She treats people angrily. Did you hear

1254
01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:09,000
Speaker 1: how she talked to that technician who did her X ray?

1255
01:11:09,160 --> 01:11:11,360
Speaker 1: Did you hear how she talked to Blah Blah. I

1256
01:11:11,439 --> 01:11:18,879
Speaker 1: am nicer than of normal people out and about two

1257
01:11:19,200 --> 01:11:22,320
Speaker 1: people who work in service industries. Don't start that dialogue

1258
01:11:22,360 --> 01:11:25,120
Speaker 1: about me. I swear to God, I'm always nice. Yesterday

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Speaker 1: it was very, very depressed, and I was still nice

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Speaker 1: to those people that asked me those questions. I just

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Speaker 1: didn't come up with a creative answer. Usually I might

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Speaker 1: go let me think about that, but I was just like, oh,

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Speaker 1: I guess New York. Like I was just lazy about

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Speaker 1: it is what I'm saying. Would you agree Anya that

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Speaker 1: I am nice to people? You're so conscientious and sweet? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and you're great. I just know people are going to

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Speaker 1: go and read it. I know there's a couple of

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Speaker 1: people and read it who hate me and are always

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Speaker 1: looking for reasons to go. She's changed, she used to

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Speaker 1: be this way, but ease mean now. And I'll tell

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01:12:02,200 --> 01:12:05,280
Speaker 1: you the people you're defending on there are way meaner

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Speaker 1: to customer service people than I am. So watch it.

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Speaker 1: And also, I don't read anything you say. I see

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Speaker 1: what comment a year because someone sends it to me.

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Speaker 1: So I'm never reading anything to say what you want.

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Speaker 1: And if you hate me so much, why are you

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Speaker 1: writing about me? Why if you hate someone and think

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01:12:26,280 --> 01:12:29,760
Speaker 1: they've changed and you don't like them anymore, why are

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Speaker 1: you listening me? No? No, we no, no, why you listen?

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Speaker 1: Maybe you want to hear how bad I am at football?

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Speaker 1: The speaking of football? The Chiefs right, the Chiefs are

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Speaker 1: going and then someone else right? Yeah? Or is it

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01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:47,040
Speaker 1: really the Broncoes. No, I don't know. Oh, I think

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Speaker 1: that's the car Carlisle. Just I am excited about the

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Speaker 1: super Bowl though, because there are rumors that Taylor Swift

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Speaker 1: is going to make a surprise appearance with Rihanna. So

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Speaker 1: I am going to be glued because yesterday there was

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Speaker 1: something with the Empire State Building a couple of best

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Speaker 1: he said it to me where they have the Midnight's

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Speaker 1: album colors on the Empire State Building, which is the

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Speaker 1: rival team of the Giants or something, and people are like,

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Speaker 1: why would they put the rival team colors? And I

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Speaker 1: think it's a secret hint. And Taylor Swift did announce

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Speaker 1: the premiere of anti Hero music video on Thursday Night

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01:13:24,320 --> 01:13:26,880
Speaker 1: football at one point, so there was a football tie

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Speaker 1: in early on. There is speculations she might be performing.

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Speaker 1: I cannot wait. I would lose my fucking mind. I

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Speaker 1: do think she'll sing anti Hero. I don't know what's

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Speaker 1: going to happen. I do know that. Um, are you

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Speaker 1: guys excited to see Rihanna? Hell? Yeah, we're gonna be

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Speaker 1: the same state. That really excites me where I think

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Speaker 1: she Well, Um, the football, the football. The super Bowl

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Speaker 1: is happening in Arizona and Phoenix. Oh oh nice? Oh

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Speaker 1: that is cool? Um? And then do you guys have

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Speaker 1: do you watch the super Bowl? I watch the halftime show. Yes,

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Speaker 1: do you ever go to a party or anything and

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Speaker 1: make everyone be quiet? Like they kind of going to

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Speaker 1: one party with you? And that's where I met Sarah Lena.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, that's not the only Super Bowl party

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Speaker 1: you've ever been to in your life? Maybe maybe one more? What? Yeah? Oh? Interesting?

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Speaker 1: I don't know the Sunday will be coming back from Orlando,

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Speaker 1: So I don't know what I'm gonna do. Maybe on

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Speaker 1: Sunday night, but I went not. I like watching it

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Speaker 1: so much. It's a big game on Sunday. They call

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Speaker 1: it the Big Game. Do you know why they call it?

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Speaker 1: That has a Super Bowls trade trademark? Yeah, the Big

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Speaker 1: Game is Sunday. Wait did you think it would be

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Speaker 1: on a Monday or do you just not? No? I

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Speaker 1: just meant, is it this Sunday? I think it is

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Speaker 1: this Sunday. I could be wrong, but it's next Sunday. Really,

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Speaker 1: it's not this Sunday. It's nice. It's where will I

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Speaker 1: be next Sunday? Oh my god, nous, let me just

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Speaker 1: see real quick. Oh I will be in St. Louis.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's so exciting. Someone invite me to

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Speaker 1: a Super Bowl party or yeah, maybe. Oh my family

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Speaker 1: they oh yeah, I'll watch it with my sister in Bro.

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Speaker 1: That'll be good. Um, all right, guys, thank you for

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Speaker 1: listening to the podcast this week. Thank you Annya. Thank

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Speaker 1: you know, uh don't because see you in Florida this weekend,

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Speaker 1: Tampa and Orlando. I can't wait see you at those shows.

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Speaker 1: Take it still available to the late shows. They're gonna

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Speaker 1: be good. I can't wait to see you guys. And

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Speaker 1: and Gee Games. James James James