1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:02,080 Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning time for your 2 00:00:02,120 --> 00:00:05,040 Speaker 1: prank call. And today we speak to a guy who 3 00:00:05,320 --> 00:00:09,920 Speaker 1: just booked his very first international flight. Oh he he's 4 00:00:10,440 --> 00:00:12,959 Speaker 1: never been out of the country before, does not know 5 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:17,000 Speaker 1: what to expect. Man, so exciting. Yeah, he's about to learn, 6 00:00:17,079 --> 00:00:18,840 Speaker 1: thanks to his wife who set him up for this, 7 00:00:19,079 --> 00:00:24,040 Speaker 1: that when you fly first class international, things are very different. 8 00:00:24,160 --> 00:00:27,480 Speaker 1: Oh my god, he's going to ruin himself forever. He's 9 00:00:27,520 --> 00:00:31,800 Speaker 1: either gonna love it or really love it. In your 10 00:00:31,840 --> 00:00:40,440 Speaker 1: phone tap right now. Hello, good morning. Am I speaking 11 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:41,880 Speaker 1: with a mister Jason. 12 00:00:43,360 --> 00:00:45,040 Speaker 2: Yeah? Is he hi Jason. 13 00:00:45,040 --> 00:00:48,040 Speaker 1: My name is Freddy. I'm calling from Airlines Customer Service. 14 00:00:49,120 --> 00:00:52,080 Speaker 1: Oh sure, Hi, Hi, you're taking a flight with us 15 00:00:52,120 --> 00:00:53,640 Speaker 1: this Saturday, NonStop to London. 16 00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:55,960 Speaker 2: Hi. I am yet great. 17 00:00:56,520 --> 00:00:59,720 Speaker 1: Now it says you're flying first class, but you haven't 18 00:00:59,720 --> 00:01:03,000 Speaker 1: filled out any of the passenger preference selections off our. 19 00:01:02,920 --> 00:01:07,039 Speaker 2: App Oh I didn't know there were such things. 20 00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:07,919 Speaker 1: Oh you didn't. 21 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:11,320 Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I never flied internationally, so it's like it's 22 00:01:11,360 --> 00:01:12,960 Speaker 2: kind of my first time. Oh okay. 23 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:14,760 Speaker 1: In that case, I'm just going to walk you through 24 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:16,880 Speaker 1: this over the phone, if that's okay. 25 00:01:17,080 --> 00:01:18,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, I got a couple of minutes. 26 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:22,119 Speaker 1: Perfect, so I'll just dive right into it. Number one, 27 00:01:22,520 --> 00:01:27,400 Speaker 1: for your pre flight pill, would you prefer ambient zoloft 28 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:28,479 Speaker 1: or something harder. 29 00:01:32,319 --> 00:01:35,400 Speaker 2: I didn't really give up drugs on flights. 30 00:01:35,600 --> 00:01:38,120 Speaker 1: Only to our first class clientele. I mean, this is 31 00:01:38,160 --> 00:01:41,080 Speaker 1: an international first class flight, Sir. You spend a lot 32 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:41,520 Speaker 1: of money. 33 00:01:42,200 --> 00:01:44,000 Speaker 2: I shouldn't know this was a thing. 34 00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:45,920 Speaker 1: Oh it is. I mean, if you wanted me to 35 00:01:45,959 --> 00:01:49,320 Speaker 1: slap you in the face, I would do it because 36 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:52,360 Speaker 1: you are a first class customer and we value your business. 37 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:55,040 Speaker 2: I don't need to be slapped in the face. 38 00:01:55,440 --> 00:01:58,680 Speaker 1: So no, no, you would slap me, I would take 39 00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:02,760 Speaker 1: the slapping. I guess I'm good when I think about it. 40 00:02:02,760 --> 00:02:05,920 Speaker 1: No one's ever asked me to slap them pre flight before, 41 00:02:06,280 --> 00:02:07,280 Speaker 1: but if they did, I would. 42 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:09,720 Speaker 2: Yeah, no slapping, no drugs. 43 00:02:10,040 --> 00:02:14,720 Speaker 1: Oh okay, well great in that case, let's proceed as 44 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:17,600 Speaker 1: it pertains to your in flight meal. Would you care 45 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:20,920 Speaker 1: to have normal, kosher or shaman blessed? 46 00:02:22,280 --> 00:02:23,360 Speaker 2: What's shaman blessed? 47 00:02:23,760 --> 00:02:27,520 Speaker 1: We have a spiritual guide from Northeast Asia bless certain meals. 48 00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:31,840 Speaker 1: Before they enter the plane. He is in a transcendent state, 49 00:02:31,880 --> 00:02:34,440 Speaker 1: aligning his chakras to Mother Earth to give you the 50 00:02:34,440 --> 00:02:35,920 Speaker 1: most perfectly balanced meal. 51 00:02:36,720 --> 00:02:38,920 Speaker 2: I mean, what the heck? It is my first international flight, 52 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:40,720 Speaker 2: right sure, Shaman blessed? 53 00:02:41,080 --> 00:02:44,640 Speaker 1: Okay? Perfect with that selection. There is a chance he 54 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:46,200 Speaker 1: may eat some of your meal. 55 00:02:47,360 --> 00:02:48,840 Speaker 2: He's going to eat some of the meal. 56 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:54,160 Speaker 1: Maybe if he's hungry, but it doesn't take the blessing away. 57 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:57,520 Speaker 2: Yeah. No, I don't want my meal to be like. 58 00:02:57,720 --> 00:03:00,960 Speaker 1: Oh eaten Okay, Well, how plebeian of you. A lot 59 00:03:00,960 --> 00:03:02,919 Speaker 1: of our first class passengers say that, but I'll mark 60 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:04,000 Speaker 1: you down normal. 61 00:03:04,320 --> 00:03:06,600 Speaker 2: Is this some type of jokes? I've never heard of 62 00:03:06,639 --> 00:03:09,079 Speaker 2: anything like this, Like a lot of your first class 63 00:03:09,080 --> 00:03:10,640 Speaker 2: options are like kind of out there. 64 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:13,920 Speaker 1: You're the one who's never been on an international flight before. 65 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:16,560 Speaker 2: That's what you've told me, right, But I'm like an 66 00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:19,080 Speaker 2: educated adult. I think I would have heard of this. 67 00:03:19,320 --> 00:03:21,720 Speaker 1: Well, sir, we try not to advertise this to all 68 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:25,400 Speaker 1: the normies and economy, you understand. So anyway, back to 69 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:30,200 Speaker 1: your preferences, would you prefer normal toilet seat, heated toilet seat, 70 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:31,600 Speaker 1: or shaman blessed. 71 00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:33,720 Speaker 2: I don't even know what to say to that. 72 00:03:34,040 --> 00:03:37,200 Speaker 1: Honestly, I don't know a lot about the spirituality behind it. 73 00:03:37,240 --> 00:03:40,800 Speaker 1: But from my understanding, that's where he blesses the meals. 74 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:45,040 Speaker 1: What So it's like a it's a two for one blessing, So. 75 00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:48,400 Speaker 2: He blesses the meal and the toilet. 76 00:03:48,680 --> 00:03:52,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, while he's on it, Like, why why are you 77 00:03:52,120 --> 00:03:55,360 Speaker 1: offering this, sir? Like I've said, it's an international flight, 78 00:03:55,760 --> 00:03:58,520 Speaker 1: so legally we can't do any of these things until 79 00:03:58,560 --> 00:04:02,160 Speaker 1: we're over nomadic airspace where certain American laws don't apply. 80 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:05,560 Speaker 2: This is this is just weird and not. I don't 81 00:04:05,760 --> 00:04:07,880 Speaker 2: I don't want to do anything shaman blessed or I 82 00:04:08,360 --> 00:04:10,120 Speaker 2: don't want my food near the toilet. I don't want 83 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:10,400 Speaker 2: to do that. 84 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:12,600 Speaker 1: No, did note. I'm gonna put that down for you, 85 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:15,680 Speaker 1: and uh almost done here. We need to discuss your 86 00:04:15,760 --> 00:04:17,880 Speaker 1: in flight entertainment again. 87 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:19,440 Speaker 2: Nothing shaman blessed. 88 00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:22,040 Speaker 1: No, of course, there's no shaman involved in the entertainment. 89 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:24,240 Speaker 1: That's kind of a ridiculous question on your part. 90 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:28,680 Speaker 2: It's really not, because you've offered it with every other thing, sir. 91 00:04:29,160 --> 00:04:30,920 Speaker 1: I'm running short on time here, so if I could 92 00:04:30,960 --> 00:04:34,479 Speaker 1: just ask you the question, would you prefer regular movies 93 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:38,640 Speaker 1: adult content only or super adult content? 94 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:41,600 Speaker 2: What the hell is super adult? Oh? 95 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:42,400 Speaker 1: So you're interested? 96 00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:44,640 Speaker 2: No, I just never heard of that. 97 00:04:44,920 --> 00:04:47,520 Speaker 1: I just know you must have headphones for the super 98 00:04:47,560 --> 00:04:51,000 Speaker 1: adult content and earmuffs covering the headphones because it gets 99 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:51,560 Speaker 1: pretty loud. 100 00:04:51,760 --> 00:04:53,960 Speaker 2: Do you not understand that my wife is on the 101 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:56,000 Speaker 2: flight with me. This is like an anniversary Oh. 102 00:04:55,960 --> 00:04:59,719 Speaker 1: Okay, so maybe more of an adult plus experience. What 103 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:03,440 Speaker 1: when you share headphones, which unfortunately are shaman blessed. 104 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:06,760 Speaker 2: Okay you said that wasn't involved in this. There's no 105 00:05:06,839 --> 00:05:07,960 Speaker 2: more shaman blessed thing. 106 00:05:08,040 --> 00:05:09,800 Speaker 1: Not with the entertainment, but with the headphones. 107 00:05:09,880 --> 00:05:12,200 Speaker 2: Yes. Oh and what he blessed them on the toilet? 108 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:14,640 Speaker 1: Well that I can't speak to, but I do know 109 00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:16,880 Speaker 1: the shaman bless This prank phone call that we're doing 110 00:05:16,960 --> 00:05:19,320 Speaker 1: on the radio right now, well set up by your 111 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:22,239 Speaker 1: wife of course, because she listens to our radio show. 112 00:05:22,720 --> 00:05:25,040 Speaker 1: What you picking up on this? Because my name is 113 00:05:25,080 --> 00:05:30,400 Speaker 1: jeff oh yea oh man, god, yeah, man, I'm not 114 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:32,800 Speaker 1: from the airline. I'm from brook and Jeffrey. In the morning, 115 00:05:33,839 --> 00:05:35,640 Speaker 1: your wife wanted us to do a phone tap on you. 116 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:38,000 Speaker 2: Oh. 117 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:41,040 Speaker 1: She told us that you've never traveled international before. And 118 00:05:41,160 --> 00:05:42,640 Speaker 1: I didn't even get to tell you that as a 119 00:05:42,680 --> 00:05:45,279 Speaker 1: first class passenger, you get to fly the plane for 120 00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:48,279 Speaker 1: ten whole minutes. Oh my god, how cool is that. 121 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:50,440 Speaker 2: As long as it's the Shannon Meals, I'm really looking 122 00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:55,080 Speaker 2: forward to it. The Weeke Up every morning was phone 123 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:58,480 Speaker 2: taps weekday mornings on the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in 124 00:05:58,520 --> 00:05:59,760 Speaker 2: the morning.