WEBVTT - To Infinity…and Not That Far Beyond 0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:03.720 Us, and we're recording. Is it working? It is recording, Okay, 0:00:04.240 --> 0:00:06.320 why wouldn't it be working? Will you just checking the 0:00:06.360 --> 0:00:09.720 multi tracks? Yeah, I understand what that means. You don't, 0:00:09.760 --> 0:00:14.160 but it's cute. Welcome to Serial Killers. I'm Scottie Bee 0:00:14.160 --> 0:00:17.440 and I'm Andrew and today is Monday, August fifteenth. We're 0:00:17.480 --> 0:00:20.239 halfway through August. Thank you Jesus and all his children. 0:00:20.840 --> 0:00:23.400 How many children does he have? Well, we're all his 0:00:23.520 --> 0:00:32.239 children when you think about it, all of us. Okay, wait, 0:00:32.440 --> 0:00:39.800 I like that Cereal Killers. All right, Welcome to the show. 0:00:40.640 --> 0:00:43.239 I am so warm. It's actually not that terrible in 0:00:43.280 --> 0:00:46.559 here too. It is disgusting. It's dank, and it smells 0:00:46.600 --> 0:00:48.879 like the inside of a urinal. I hate in the hallway, 0:00:48.920 --> 0:00:52.479 but I just want it to be the fall. Really. Yeah. 0:00:52.640 --> 0:00:55.400 Summer's nice, though. I love going to the beach. No, 0:00:55.440 --> 0:00:59.400 I hate it. I hate the sand. I'm hot, I'm sweaty, 0:00:59.440 --> 0:01:02.200 I'm stick. This is disgusting. I would like you to 0:01:02.200 --> 0:01:04.040 come out to Long Island this weekend and go to 0:01:04.080 --> 0:01:07.720 the beach with us. Sure, would you do it? I would? Okay, okay, 0:01:07.760 --> 0:01:10.200 but you hate it? Yeah, but I'll do it for you. 0:01:10.240 --> 0:01:12.720 I want to see you carrying like umbrellas and chairs 0:01:12.720 --> 0:01:15.600 on your carry everything and pushing the beach cart with 0:01:15.600 --> 0:01:17.800 the wheels. I've been stuck in the sand, I will say. 0:01:17.959 --> 0:01:20.160 I am like a mule. I can carry a lot 0:01:20.200 --> 0:01:23.320 of things through treacherous terrains. When I did the four 0:01:23.360 --> 0:01:27.600 mile hike in Yosemite, you could ask Josh. They say 0:01:27.600 --> 0:01:29.959 it's four miles, and you're like, oh, okay, that's not bad. 0:01:30.560 --> 0:01:33.080 You look at the mountains. It is literally terrain climb 0:01:33.160 --> 0:01:35.000 up because you're going like this right, And I wore 0:01:35.040 --> 0:01:38.360 a backpack. It was terrible. That was like I was 0:01:38.400 --> 0:01:41.759 weighted down, zigzagging up a mountain. Were you like uncle 0:01:41.800 --> 0:01:48.200 traveling Matt? All right, let's start eating. Let's start eating cereal. 0:01:48.360 --> 0:01:51.480 I have to hello, I forgot what was that this is? 0:01:51.720 --> 0:01:54.360 So I deleted one of the sounds by accident, and 0:01:54.480 --> 0:01:56.440 I don't know which sound was this one, But now 0:01:56.480 --> 0:02:00.080 it's this one. What even is that? Like a Oh 0:02:00.080 --> 0:02:02.240 it's supposed to be a beep. Oh it's okay, I 0:02:02.240 --> 0:02:04.520 got it. Listen, you could shut your Hey, you. 0:02:04.480 --> 0:02:09.400 Know what you don't I tell me self yourself, Well, 0:02:09.440 --> 0:02:12.200 you're a giant piece of you know, they can still 0:02:12.200 --> 0:02:12.520 hear it. 0:02:12.600 --> 0:02:16.280 They can probably Oh, don't stop, just stop, you know what, 0:02:19.480 --> 0:02:21.959 quit it, quit it. It's annoying for people. Hey, let's 0:02:21.960 --> 0:02:23.680 see Cereal listen. I was about to say, we are 0:02:23.720 --> 0:02:28.000 so our listeners are so incredible that we are just inundated. 0:02:28.400 --> 0:02:30.920 You can't really see from here, but there are boxes 0:02:31.600 --> 0:02:34.720 everywhere everywhere. People just keep sending us stuff. When we move, 0:02:34.840 --> 0:02:36.480 it's going to be a problem. I'm trying to figure 0:02:36.520 --> 0:02:38.239 out what we're gonna do because people are going still 0:02:38.280 --> 0:02:39.880 going to send us stuff. I know we have to 0:02:39.919 --> 0:02:41.960 have a Cereal closet somewhere or we need like a 0:02:42.000 --> 0:02:44.000 space to record. Do you think that we can do? 0:02:44.120 --> 0:02:46.760 Think that we can like build something like a hatch 0:02:47.240 --> 0:02:49.400 under our feet and we'll just I don't know, we'll 0:02:49.440 --> 0:02:54.079 hide it like the Cereal underground pantry what. We'll figure 0:02:54.080 --> 0:02:56.639 something out. So let's get started with this brand new Cereal. 0:02:56.680 --> 0:02:58.959 And I know that somebody sent us this And I'm 0:02:59.000 --> 0:03:02.480 sorry that I'm such a giant head because I don't 0:03:02.520 --> 0:03:07.519 remember You're funny teeth? Is it the mic? I don't 0:03:07.560 --> 0:03:09.919 remember who it came from. And I'm really really sorry, 0:03:10.000 --> 0:03:12.200 But your Cereal, we've had it for a few weeks 0:03:12.200 --> 0:03:14.400 already and we're just finally getting to it now. Normally 0:03:14.400 --> 0:03:16.680 when they come there's a little note inside picture and 0:03:16.720 --> 0:03:19.000 send this to my friend. Okay, and and I write 0:03:19.000 --> 0:03:21.720 the name on the box of who sent it and 0:03:21.800 --> 0:03:24.480 I didn't. I'm sorry. I love it, but thank you 0:03:24.520 --> 0:03:26.639 whoever you are, and you're you're a wonderful listener, and 0:03:26.680 --> 0:03:30.160 I appreciate it. So this is Kellogg's Disney Pixar Light 0:03:30.240 --> 0:03:34.040 Year vanilla flavored cereal with marshmallows. With love it Space 0:03:34.160 --> 0:03:37.680 Ranger marshmallows, Space Ranger Marshmallows. Now when did this movie 0:03:37.680 --> 0:03:40.560 come out? It came out in July. Wow, oh, June June. 0:03:40.560 --> 0:03:42.360 So we've been holding onto this for a bit. I'm 0:03:42.360 --> 0:03:44.240 gonna shake it up because there's marshmallows in it. Shake 0:03:44.400 --> 0:03:48.640 your box. It's gotta my shake Fox, shake your box, 0:03:49.000 --> 0:03:54.119 gotta my shake's box. All right. So you've got well 0:03:54.160 --> 0:03:57.520 these are vanilla, but they're stars. Okay. So there's orange 0:03:57.560 --> 0:04:03.119 stars and regular oh colored stars with marshmallows. Cool yay. 0:04:03.200 --> 0:04:06.520 So it's gonna be a some sort of lucky charmsy 0:04:06.560 --> 0:04:08.640 type of thing, but not really because it's Kelloggs and 0:04:08.680 --> 0:04:13.320 that is not the post still so General mills that 0:04:13.320 --> 0:04:15.880 that's all right? Yeah, it smells nice. I could smell 0:04:15.880 --> 0:04:19.920 it from here. It smells good. We've had another cereal 0:04:20.080 --> 0:04:26.440 just like this. Smell it. Yeah hmm okay, uh, it 0:04:26.560 --> 0:04:30.080 kind of smells like every other. Oh my god, sorry, 0:04:31.120 --> 0:04:33.920 why would you do that? It's really heavy, so you 0:04:33.960 --> 0:04:36.240 slam it? What happens? If it just exploded, it would 0:04:36.240 --> 0:04:38.680 have been absolutely you have gotten me a new board. 0:04:38.760 --> 0:04:42.760 No insurance, No, there is no insurance. Why wouldn't buy 0:04:42.800 --> 0:04:44.880 the insurance? There is no insurance on it. I think 0:04:44.920 --> 0:04:48.119 there could have been. Okay, you think, but it's not true. 0:04:48.760 --> 0:04:50.400 I can think a lot of things. Hey, can we 0:04:50.480 --> 0:04:54.680 please thank our friends with Utterly Delicious NYC. They sent 0:04:54.960 --> 0:04:57.640 us so much milk, so much milkdairy products, so much 0:04:57.680 --> 0:05:01.680 dairy products and some like what CBS cbd D cookies Yeah, 0:05:01.720 --> 0:05:06.320 and honeys yep from from BEZB yep. And and thank 0:05:06.320 --> 0:05:08.520 you so much. There. I guess they are a distributor 0:05:08.560 --> 0:05:12.600 of all these products. So this is actually from King Dairy. Oh, 0:05:12.640 --> 0:05:15.520 but Utterly Delicious NYC and Staten Island, thank you very 0:05:15.600 --> 0:05:18.120 much for the where I'm from. You're from Staten Island. Yeah, 0:05:18.120 --> 0:05:19.800 I was born in Staten Island. I didn't know that. Yeah, 0:05:19.800 --> 0:05:23.680 my passports asn't born in New York. Huh. Yeah, that's interesting. Yeah, 0:05:23.680 --> 0:05:25.240 I lived there for almost two years. How'd you get 0:05:25.240 --> 0:05:28.159 over here? Uh? What do you mean? Like? How'd you like? 0:05:28.520 --> 0:05:30.320 You did the move? A lot of Staten Island people 0:05:30.360 --> 0:05:32.599 just stay there. Yeah. No, my my dad wanted out. 0:05:32.760 --> 0:05:35.000 I got you. He's from Jersey City, so then moved 0:05:35.040 --> 0:05:37.560 there from after they got married. Oh my god, go ahead. 0:05:37.839 --> 0:05:40.320 That thing was flashing, I know, because when you slammed it, 0:05:40.520 --> 0:05:44.000 you know, that's sensitive. Sometimes it goes off. Oh okay, yeah, 0:05:44.040 --> 0:05:45.680 but do you know what else they sent us? What 0:05:45.760 --> 0:05:48.000 they sent us these yogurts? Can I just tell you 0:05:48.440 --> 0:05:54.000 I love yeah? Oh you know what? Okay, we ate 0:05:54.040 --> 0:05:56.640 all of them, but they had not. It wasn't just 0:05:56.680 --> 0:05:58.560 like fruit you have this fruit on the bottom, but 0:05:58.600 --> 0:06:01.480 it was called like high filling or fruit filling. It 0:06:01.520 --> 0:06:04.440 was called fruit filling and it was so delicious. I 0:06:04.720 --> 0:06:06.280 damn it. I wish it's probably on that piece of 0:06:06.320 --> 0:06:08.200 paper over there. But anyway, they have some really good 0:06:08.240 --> 0:06:10.760 dairy products. If you're on Stottn Island, check out Utterly 0:06:10.839 --> 0:06:13.479 delicious NYC and who knows, maybe sponsorship on the way. 0:06:13.600 --> 0:06:15.040 How come would that be if we just had milk 0:06:15.040 --> 0:06:16.320 all the time? That would be nice for you? And 0:06:16.360 --> 0:06:18.080 this s is up chocolate milk and those nice for me, 0:06:19.720 --> 0:06:22.520 nice for us. This is a you know, it's a 0:06:22.600 --> 0:06:26.280 joint podcast partnership, Andrew, Oh, it's my friend loves that 0:06:26.560 --> 0:06:28.120 we're doing the late year, even though I know your 0:06:28.160 --> 0:06:30.680 other podcasts are a little bit more important and we'll 0:06:30.680 --> 0:06:32.240 talk about that of a later day. Because a buddy 0:06:32.240 --> 0:06:34.600 of mine and I were watching some of our older podcasts, 0:06:34.680 --> 0:06:37.840 and you know, the other podcasts that you work on, 0:06:38.880 --> 0:06:44.440 they're much what they're produced, much much nicer than this. Oh, 0:06:44.480 --> 0:06:46.240 so why don't you do something because we looked at that, 0:06:46.240 --> 0:06:47.800 I don't know how to do video production. Oh, you 0:06:47.800 --> 0:06:49.640 don't know how to do video production. No, they have 0:06:49.680 --> 0:06:53.800 all kinds of fun graphics and things and here, look, hey, guys, 0:06:54.440 --> 0:06:56.400 do you know the only production I've ever added to 0:06:56.440 --> 0:07:00.680 a video was like maybe for three episodes our names 0:07:00.680 --> 0:07:02.479 that would flash. Yeah, you should still do that so 0:07:02.480 --> 0:07:06.760 people can follow us. No, and then after that, guessing 0:07:06.800 --> 0:07:10.280 what you're talking about in your little workaround way of 0:07:10.320 --> 0:07:13.040 being snide is that, guys, I'm sorry the last bull 0:07:13.120 --> 0:07:15.440 Chat episode from like two weeks ago. Oh no, he's 0:07:15.480 --> 0:07:18.240 eating because he knows I'm calling him out. The audio 0:07:18.480 --> 0:07:20.920 was not synced up after the thirty seven minute mark. 0:07:21.000 --> 0:07:23.080 Trust me, I know. I don't know how that happened, 0:07:23.200 --> 0:07:25.240 or I'm not going back to fix talking about that. 0:07:25.280 --> 0:07:27.360 I didn't even see then. What's the audio? What's the production? 0:07:27.840 --> 0:07:30.440 I'd love to know. At the beginning of Life in Spanglish, 0:07:30.520 --> 0:07:33.600 does that cool little graphic and there's production. We haven't 0:07:33.640 --> 0:07:35.720 uploaded a video to YouTube for Life in Spanglish since 0:07:35.720 --> 0:07:39.400 twenty nineteen, but we watched it from twenty nineteen. Yes, 0:07:39.400 --> 0:07:41.320 and there's a thing in the corner, like look, how 0:07:41.360 --> 0:07:43.680 hours should be spiffy. They used to have the iHeart 0:07:43.720 --> 0:07:45.560 team do that for us. That's cool, you can, Yeah, 0:07:45.560 --> 0:07:48.280 but you should look underneath me and you are names 0:07:48.320 --> 0:07:50.280 and like Instagram should be. No, do you know how 0:07:50.280 --> 0:07:52.960 hard that is? No, it's really difficult. Okay, I'm sorry, 0:07:53.000 --> 0:07:55.880 Then don't do it. It takes a while to render. But 0:07:55.920 --> 0:07:57.720 I'm glad you and Matt discuss how terrible I am. 0:07:57.800 --> 0:08:02.960 What from Matt Darren when you never said you're terrible? 0:08:03.920 --> 0:08:05.760 You're a wonderful person. Andrew. You know that I think 0:08:05.800 --> 0:08:08.800 that I don't really love this cereal that much. It's okay, 0:08:09.320 --> 0:08:11.600 I think it's sad here for so long. No, there 0:08:11.560 --> 0:08:13.440 has nothing to do with that. It was sealed. No, 0:08:13.560 --> 0:08:15.840 it was sealed. It's good to twenty twenty three. These 0:08:15.880 --> 0:08:21.120 marshmallows are weak, weak, you know, mushy. Kellogg's traditionally has 0:08:21.160 --> 0:08:23.880 weak marshmallows. This is not good. Kellogg's does not do 0:08:23.960 --> 0:08:26.280 marshmallow as well. The movie was really good. Actually, and 0:08:26.360 --> 0:08:28.640 let me tell you something. This is why we can't 0:08:28.640 --> 0:08:32.240 have cereal sponsors, because if Kellogg's sponsored us, we'd have 0:08:32.280 --> 0:08:36.040 to say, wow, five bowls all around, it's delicious. Yeah, 0:08:36.080 --> 0:08:37.640 you know what I'm saying. That's why we can have 0:08:37.720 --> 0:08:41.480 milk sponsors, because milk is always awesome unless it's expired. 0:08:41.520 --> 0:08:44.160 Well yeah, but that's not their fault. Yeah, no, okay, 0:08:44.200 --> 0:08:46.600 I'm giving this two balls. It's a weak cereal. Actually, 0:08:46.679 --> 0:08:48.280 no two balls in a spools, nor for me even 0:08:48.320 --> 0:08:52.360 right on this box. Don't we have post its? I don't. Yeah, 0:08:52.400 --> 0:08:55.160 they're right there. They're the good vibes. One. Okay, just 0:08:55.200 --> 0:08:58.040 don't hit my computer please, I'll try Andrew, would you 0:08:58.080 --> 0:09:00.880 give it? I'm gonna give it two balls in a spoon. 0:09:01.160 --> 0:09:04.000 It's just weak. Like it's a decent cereal, don't get 0:09:04.000 --> 0:09:07.080 me wrong, but it's just not special. Three balls from me. 0:09:07.200 --> 0:09:09.560 It's okay. It's a novelty thing. It'll be gone soon. 0:09:09.840 --> 0:09:14.480 It's just okay. Whatever. Yeah, all right, yeah, hot eight. 0:09:14.720 --> 0:09:18.480 Now this one? Yeah, I saw this one on Instagram. 0:09:18.640 --> 0:09:21.400 Yeah didn't. I don't know who this guy is. Okay, 0:09:22.040 --> 0:09:24.880 you know, our our friend Doug was like, is that 0:09:24.920 --> 0:09:26.839 whole Cogan because it kind of looks like him a 0:09:26.880 --> 0:09:29.559 little bit. Okay, it's some cartoon or game or something 0:09:29.600 --> 0:09:31.680 from the late nineties or something like that, Clash something 0:09:31.760 --> 0:09:38.480 or other. Sure, okay, so Barb's cocoa boom booms? What 0:09:39.080 --> 0:09:42.000 Barb's cocoa boom booms? Like? Do you know who this 0:09:42.040 --> 0:09:44.679 guy is? Like, it's a game or something. It must 0:09:44.720 --> 0:09:47.320 be a mobile game on like Apple. But I thought 0:09:47.360 --> 0:09:50.320 I thought that it's from the nineties or something. No, No, 0:09:50.520 --> 0:09:52.800 I'm pretty sure this is probably a recent thing. Let 0:09:52.840 --> 0:09:55.559 me let me can you look it up? Please? Clash 0:09:55.720 --> 0:09:58.200 Dash and this guy, I don't know what his name is. 0:09:58.960 --> 0:10:03.199 But the weird thing is General Mills makes this. This 0:10:03.240 --> 0:10:05.280 is a General Mills cereal. This is not some like 0:10:05.360 --> 0:10:08.280 fun codebs that you find at Spencer's. But you also 0:10:08.280 --> 0:10:10.600 can't buy it in stores. This is only available at 0:10:10.600 --> 0:10:16.480 Walmart dot com. Be the barb barbaric tip. Make sure 0:10:16.520 --> 0:10:19.240 you don't tie your mask string too tightly around your head. 0:10:19.520 --> 0:10:21.880 It's not what I thought it was. Thanks, How do 0:10:21.920 --> 0:10:23.600 I get string? Does it come with string? 0:10:23.679 --> 0:10:23.800 Oh? 0:10:23.840 --> 0:10:25.280 You have to poke holes in it and put string 0:10:25.280 --> 0:10:26.959 on it. He's a weird looking dude. I could see 0:10:26.960 --> 0:10:29.920 where Doug would think. He looks like the eighties and 0:10:29.960 --> 0:10:33.000 the nineteen nineties. See it's a cart racer akin to 0:10:33.040 --> 0:10:35.360 that of Nintendo's Mario cart for the N sixty four. 0:10:35.679 --> 0:10:38.520 This must be some like cult following thing because oh, 0:10:38.520 --> 0:10:40.600 I was around in the nineties. Okay, so it's like 0:10:40.840 --> 0:10:44.600 Clash of Clans. There's a mobile game called Clash of 0:10:44.640 --> 0:10:47.679 Clans that you always get the stupid advertising for on 0:10:47.760 --> 0:10:50.160 the app store, do you know? And I feel really terrible. 0:10:51.240 --> 0:10:54.560 I report a lot of ads on Instagram now because 0:10:54.640 --> 0:10:56.680 I just feel like they're not advertising what the game 0:10:56.720 --> 0:10:59.439 actually looks like, and Clash of Clans is one of them. 0:10:59.480 --> 0:11:01.600 Is that because you are now a game developer. Yeah, 0:11:02.200 --> 0:11:05.360 added to my repertoire. Well, look at the nice clean 0:11:05.400 --> 0:11:08.120 white inside of the box. I like that. I need too. 0:11:08.280 --> 0:11:10.160 It's clean. And I was like, what is this cereal? 0:11:10.160 --> 0:11:12.880 And Cereal bro is like, hey, brah, do you ever 0:11:12.920 --> 0:11:15.040 have coco puffs? Because that's what it is. So that's 0:11:15.040 --> 0:11:17.800 what it looks like. And General Mills obviously makes cocoa puffs, 0:11:17.960 --> 0:11:20.760 so let's see if it is a close relative. Okay, 0:11:20.800 --> 0:11:23.240 it might actually be exactly the same and just rebranded. 0:11:23.320 --> 0:11:26.560 Is this guy clash boom booms. Yeah, although it looks 0:11:26.559 --> 0:11:28.800 like it's gonna make some good chocolate milk. I concur. 0:11:31.240 --> 0:11:39.160 I concur with your highly scientific statement. Mm mmmm mm hmmm. No, 0:11:39.720 --> 0:11:46.240 not cocoa puff. I don't fill. Huh. It's a little 0:11:46.280 --> 0:11:48.600 bit more. And I like to use the term cocoe. 0:11:49.520 --> 0:11:52.120 It's not as it kind of washes off really fast. 0:11:52.200 --> 0:11:54.800 I call this coca ee as opposed to chocolate E, 0:11:55.920 --> 0:11:57.800 if that makes sense. I got what you're sing because 0:11:57.880 --> 0:12:01.440 chocolate is a little bit sweeter. It's not a terrible cereal, 0:12:01.520 --> 0:12:04.360 but again, basic, it's very basic, but I mean it 0:12:04.480 --> 0:12:06.600 just is because of the I don't know you get 0:12:06.600 --> 0:12:09.160 a cocoa puff and you're like, I want more of that. 0:12:09.240 --> 0:12:10.800 I don't want more of this, but I don't do 0:12:11.240 --> 0:12:13.440 from cocoa puffs. I did like the Swiss miss One 0:12:13.840 --> 0:12:16.200 cocoa puffs with the marshmallows. That one was pretty decent. 0:12:17.920 --> 0:12:20.120 Your run of the mill chocolate cereal. Two balls in 0:12:20.120 --> 0:12:22.400 a spoon. This is a halfway for me too. Nothing 0:12:22.480 --> 0:12:26.000 is popping? Where is my pop? Maybe the next onell pop? Okay, 0:12:26.040 --> 0:12:28.480 I'm gonna give it three balls, Okay, because I like chocolate. 0:12:29.559 --> 0:12:32.720 I tell you, Yeah, it's good. It's just again, it's 0:12:34.040 --> 0:12:36.880 do more. Are you still happy with this podcast? Yeah? 0:12:36.960 --> 0:12:40.760 You are? Why. I'm just curious. We're at that point 0:12:40.800 --> 0:12:44.480 now where it's like sink or swim, Like are we 0:12:44.520 --> 0:12:46.600 still swimming or are we just going down? Like with 0:12:46.720 --> 0:12:50.160 an anchor? What are you talking about? Asking and on 0:12:50.200 --> 0:12:54.320 a recorded forum like a crazy person. I sit behind 0:12:54.360 --> 0:12:57.360 you at work every day and it's just and then 0:12:57.400 --> 0:12:59.679 we get on this podcast and you're like, are we failing? 0:13:00.160 --> 0:13:02.880 What's a mission in life? Do you like this podcast? 0:13:03.240 --> 0:13:07.480 Are we going to do something? Who asks that question? 0:13:07.600 --> 0:13:10.040 The two percent milk makes a nice chocolate milf. I'll 0:13:10.040 --> 0:13:12.520 tell you that much. Oh, I almost lapt you so 0:13:12.559 --> 0:13:15.880 hard across the face. Oh, pure local better. Over one 0:13:15.960 --> 0:13:19.280 hundred years, five generations of the King family have farmed 0:13:19.280 --> 0:13:21.960 in the beautiful Hudson River Valley in upstate New York. 0:13:23.720 --> 0:13:27.880 I guess we'll be back right after this. Edward back 0:13:29.040 --> 0:13:33.880 Scott's having a I guess midlife crisis while on live podcasting. 0:13:34.080 --> 0:13:38.080 Our Farmstead Creamery allows us to deliver you the freshest 0:13:38.080 --> 0:13:40.160 milk possible. My eyes are starting to go, Andrew, and 0:13:40.200 --> 0:13:43.199 it's really frightening me. All of a sudden, I can't 0:13:43.240 --> 0:13:44.960 really read as well as I used to be able. 0:13:44.960 --> 0:13:46.840 I used to be able to read stuff like, oh, 0:13:46.920 --> 0:13:49.199 look at that over there, read signs like all straight 0:13:49.200 --> 0:13:50.920 down the road. Maybe you should just go to Costco 0:13:50.960 --> 0:13:52.920 and get some glasses. Is it a near sighted thing? 0:13:52.920 --> 0:13:54.559 Because I think I'm still good far sided, but I'm 0:13:54.559 --> 0:13:56.120 starting to get blurry when I'm reading things. Do you 0:13:56.160 --> 0:13:57.800 want me to hold a sign and then you could 0:13:57.800 --> 0:13:59.400 read it? I need to do. I have to have 0:13:59.400 --> 0:14:02.000 a vision test. Okay, then you should at a Warby 0:14:02.080 --> 0:14:04.559 Parker and get a vision test. It's one hundred bucks. 0:14:04.840 --> 0:14:08.000 It's covered though well, vision tests are covered. My insurance 0:14:08.040 --> 0:14:09.760 didn't cover it. I've been paying out of pocket for 0:14:09.800 --> 0:14:13.439 things for you. Yeah, I have the pretentist appointments, the 0:14:14.320 --> 0:14:19.640 eye appointments. Wow, what's the urgent care anytime? They don't 0:14:19.720 --> 0:14:22.000 cover any of that. I pay out of pocket for 0:14:22.040 --> 0:14:24.120 pretty much everything. Do you work for description? Do you 0:14:24.120 --> 0:14:27.640 work for this company? Because I heard that one was terrible? Well, 0:14:27.920 --> 0:14:32.520 I we don't have hopefully some insurance, some different insurance. 0:14:32.560 --> 0:14:37.520 But yes, all right, dear serial killers, Scottie and I'm 0:14:37.560 --> 0:14:39.600 not gonna be able to read this, my goodness, Scotty 0:14:39.600 --> 0:14:42.640 and Andrew. I found this at a shop called Penny. 0:14:43.840 --> 0:14:47.640 What penny, penny penny? How penny penny? It's a penny? 0:14:47.720 --> 0:14:50.080 I can't read that? Can I just? Yeah? You read it? 0:14:50.440 --> 0:14:52.600 Also with my insurance thing, I actually don't understand how 0:14:52.600 --> 0:14:54.720 insurance work. I have a hard time understanding it too. 0:14:54.840 --> 0:14:57.640 I found this at a shop called Penny. I could 0:14:57.680 --> 0:15:01.480 It's not just me. I'd a penny penny won to 0:15:01.560 --> 0:15:05.360 Penny right Wilton, Connecticut. I don't know. They carry British 0:15:05.360 --> 0:15:09.440 snacks and pantry staples best before ten twenty two, So 0:15:09.560 --> 0:15:12.960 jump on it, Scotty. Check out the price under the barcode. 0:15:13.240 --> 0:15:16.520 Hope you don't like the cereal too much? Crunch and 0:15:16.920 --> 0:15:22.880 clink Lana. PS. My husband was watching the Chips movie 0:15:22.920 --> 0:15:27.400 yesterday and I scold him with all my original Chips knowledge. 0:15:27.640 --> 0:15:32.840 Seven marry three, forever for life. Yeah. So these are 0:15:32.880 --> 0:15:37.720 Nestle's shreddies. Dun dun dun dun d d dun du. 0:15:38.120 --> 0:15:41.720 They look like checks or Chris picks or something like that. 0:15:41.880 --> 0:15:46.120 Gold Oh no, they don't know. Andrew, Okay, okay, I 0:15:46.360 --> 0:15:50.000 thought this thing made me on the hold up it 0:15:50.080 --> 0:15:52.920 was here. This made me think that it was gonna 0:15:52.920 --> 0:15:55.560 be Those are Those are little pieces of wheat. I 0:15:55.640 --> 0:16:01.360 thought that those looked like golden grams. Wow, the one 0:16:01.400 --> 0:16:06.040 with the you mean super crisp yeah, okay, or golden smacks, 0:16:06.560 --> 0:16:10.840 golden smacks, honey smacks smacks smacks cool cool, all right, 0:16:10.840 --> 0:16:13.200 So these shreddies, this is the big pack. It's seven 0:16:13.240 --> 0:16:15.800 hundred and twenty g. Oh, it's a big pack of 0:16:15.840 --> 0:16:19.840 seven twenty grams. What's the cubic weis? Look how expensive 0:16:19.840 --> 0:16:22.560 that was? Fourteen dollars and fifty cents. That's insane and 0:16:22.600 --> 0:16:24.720 I'm pretty sure it actually means fourteen dollars and fifty 0:16:24.720 --> 0:16:27.560 cents because she bought it in Connecticut, not in England. 0:16:27.920 --> 0:16:30.320 To produce one hundred grams of this product, we have 0:16:30.400 --> 0:16:33.960 used ninety six point two grams of whole grain. Okay, 0:16:34.160 --> 0:16:37.560 no artificial colors. Colors because they use it. I hate 0:16:37.600 --> 0:16:41.160 the flavors. I hate the u Yeah, all right, let's 0:16:41.160 --> 0:16:44.880 do it. It's four. Oh, that's so cool. How they 0:16:44.880 --> 0:16:47.280 made a little puzzle out of it. Look, he who 0:16:47.360 --> 0:16:52.440 squares wins? A crunchy four crunchy layers of wheat. Like 0:16:52.480 --> 0:16:54.680 they put the word inside of it. I'm who's what's 0:16:54.680 --> 0:16:57.840 he who squares? He who squares wins? These are squares? 0:16:58.160 --> 0:17:00.360 But what does that mean? Like? Is it a phrase? 0:17:00.520 --> 0:17:02.760 Each squares and you win? Why is it a heat? 0:17:02.800 --> 0:17:06.240 Can girls not play girl? No they're not allowed. Yeah, 0:17:06.280 --> 0:17:11.439 they can't square and win? Whatever that means? Yeah, it 0:17:11.560 --> 0:17:19.200 smells just plain dun Again. They look like brand checks, 0:17:19.240 --> 0:17:22.960 is what they look like? What are brand checks? I 0:17:23.040 --> 0:17:25.800 actually like the brand checks? I think do they even 0:17:25.800 --> 0:17:27.320 have brand checks? Maybe I'm wrong, you've been thinking of 0:17:27.359 --> 0:17:34.800 whew ooh, I don't think. Smell almost like sour dough bread. Okay, 0:17:34.960 --> 0:17:40.600 smell it smells like spotted dick to me, cheer can't 0:17:40.640 --> 0:17:46.080 wait to have this. They're not cheerios. Okay, let's try this. 0:17:46.560 --> 0:17:50.159 Very smell it. It's very dense. It just yeah, it 0:17:50.240 --> 0:17:53.159 smells like one of those gross healthy cereals. The picture 0:17:53.160 --> 0:17:55.200 makes it look really good, and the weaving on it 0:17:55.240 --> 0:17:58.920 is very tight. They do that by hand. They weave it. Yeah, 0:17:59.240 --> 0:18:05.560 each one, here we go, one, two, three. Yeah. I 0:18:05.600 --> 0:18:08.840 have to tell you, the milk makes this cereal. If 0:18:08.880 --> 0:18:11.199 you were using fat for your skim, it wouldn't be 0:18:11.240 --> 0:18:15.560 as good. I am pleasantly surprised. It's not awful. I mean, 0:18:15.640 --> 0:18:18.639 for a healthy cereal, it's pretty decent. If you like 0:18:18.640 --> 0:18:21.040 playing that's exactly what it tastes like. It tastes like 0:18:21.480 --> 0:18:24.159 raisin bran without raisins. It tas like the flakes in 0:18:24.400 --> 0:18:27.880 like you know, square form. I could do a whole 0:18:27.880 --> 0:18:31.679 bowl of that, but you wouldn't. Okay, I'm gonna give 0:18:31.680 --> 0:18:35.879 it three bowls from a spoon. I'm gonna do the same. 0:18:36.440 --> 0:18:41.480 I would like a toasty. Now what a toasty? Do 0:18:41.520 --> 0:18:45.159 you have beans on toast for me? I like the shreddies. 0:18:45.200 --> 0:18:47.199 They're not bad. Yeah, thanks, Lana. I wonder if they 0:18:47.200 --> 0:18:51.040 have different flavors. Yeah, Blana, can you please send us 0:18:51.320 --> 0:18:53.560 three more boxes at fourteen dollars and fifty cent all 0:18:53.600 --> 0:18:55.359 the flavors that they please spend one hundred dollars on 0:18:55.400 --> 0:18:57.239 cereal for us. Thank you so much. Yes, we do 0:18:57.280 --> 0:19:00.920 appreciate you. Yeah that. Do you wanna what are we at? 0:19:01.200 --> 0:19:03.919 Where were we at? Nineteen? Do you want to do 0:19:03.960 --> 0:19:07.159 one more real quick? Sure? Because I was with our 0:19:07.200 --> 0:19:09.879 friend Darren over the weekend, okay, and he found a 0:19:09.960 --> 0:19:11.600 Jersey gem for us. That's what we call it, the 0:19:11.800 --> 0:19:13.679 Jersey gem. I was you know, I had to go 0:19:13.760 --> 0:19:15.399 for the bridge and I was in Jersey for the weekend. 0:19:15.840 --> 0:19:16.080 Wow. 0:19:16.160 --> 0:19:17.639 Yeah, and he found this. We went to Wait so 0:19:17.680 --> 0:19:18.959 you went to New Jersey and you didn't say hi 0:19:19.000 --> 0:19:21.240 to me. You don't live anywhere near there. I don't 0:19:21.240 --> 0:19:23.359 go through the tunnel. I went through the bridge, oh ridge. 0:19:23.840 --> 0:19:25.760 Oh yeah, I forgot. Last week you argued with me 0:19:25.760 --> 0:19:27.359 about where things were in New Jersey as if I 0:19:27.400 --> 0:19:31.560 don't live there, what are you talking about? Well? Remember no, 0:19:31.720 --> 0:19:34.040 So anyway, we went to We went to Kings that's 0:19:34.080 --> 0:19:37.199 the snooty twoty expensive story. But they have a lot 0:19:37.200 --> 0:19:41.720 of interesting things there. What yeah, in the world, Oh no, 0:19:42.960 --> 0:19:46.280 those are nice. Yeah, the box is beautiful. It's very plain. 0:19:46.840 --> 0:19:52.800 You know. Wow, love Bird is the brand Rise and Fly. Well, 0:19:52.880 --> 0:19:55.760 so was there actual bird in this probably huh. They 0:19:55.800 --> 0:19:59.159 had original honey and cinnamon, and Cooper was with us 0:19:59.160 --> 0:20:03.800 and she chose honey, organic cassava, organic coconut. At first 0:20:03.800 --> 0:20:06.399 I thought it was cassaba, which is a melon, organic honey, 0:20:06.640 --> 0:20:10.200 organic coconut sugar, organic coconut oil, sea salt, and vanilla. 0:20:10.440 --> 0:20:14.439 It sounds good. Yeah, nutrient rich, superfood ingredients with no 0:20:14.480 --> 0:20:17.080 weird stuff to help gut health and support your immune system. 0:20:17.160 --> 0:20:19.840 The thing that gets me is it's grain free, so 0:20:20.560 --> 0:20:23.719 it's paleo. Oh Lord, please tell me there's no stevia 0:20:23.760 --> 0:20:26.520 in there. This is like a dramatic box, like I 0:20:26.600 --> 0:20:28.520 kind of want to play like some dramatic music in 0:20:28.560 --> 0:20:32.440 the background. I was in awe of my wife's wait, sorry, 0:20:32.440 --> 0:20:34.800 it starts with the birth of my daughter. Was a 0:20:34.800 --> 0:20:38.399 powerful experience, sir. This is a cereal box. I was 0:20:38.400 --> 0:20:40.919 in awe of my wife's strength, the perfection of my 0:20:41.040 --> 0:20:43.800 daughter from her first cry, and the gratitude of becoming 0:20:43.800 --> 0:20:46.560 a dad. I felt a responsibility to rise above my 0:20:46.640 --> 0:20:49.679 autoimmune disease, to provide love and protection. Well now I 0:20:49.720 --> 0:20:58.680 feel like a giant, huge, bad, humongous. Well you are, 0:20:59.520 --> 0:21:03.600 but yeah, sorry about your autoimmune disease, sir. That feeling 0:21:03.640 --> 0:21:06.200 became a calling. Working in the big food industry, I 0:21:06.280 --> 0:21:07.760