Speaker 1: It's that time, everybody. It's time to kick off the
Speaker 1: holiday season with the annual playing of our episode on
Speaker 1: the patently terrible Star Wars Holiday Special. I hope the
Speaker 1: select finds you merry and bright, cozy and happy, filled
Speaker 1: with the holiday spirit, and I hope you guys are
Speaker 1: all having a wonderful Christmas time. Welcome to Stuff you
Speaker 1: should know, a production of I Heart Radio. Hey, and
Speaker 1: welcome to the podcast. I'm Josh Clark with Charles W.
Speaker 1: Chuckers Bryant and Jerry Jerome Roland. Uh. Who's the Wookie mother? Yeah? Mala,
Speaker 1: that was the Wookie wife. Oh and mother? Yeah? Sure,
Speaker 1: Chewbacca's bomb is not with them any longer. She left.
Speaker 1: She was not about to appear in that she went
Speaker 1: up the window. I'm excited about this. I have to
Speaker 1: say we should say Happy Star Wars Day. Yeah. Today
Speaker 1: is um December. Um, I have my opening night tickets?
Speaker 1: Do you really sure? Wow? You know? I do you
Speaker 1: into it? Oh? Yeah, well I will definitely go see
Speaker 1: it in the theater, But um, why won't be the
Speaker 1: opening night? Sure? I've gotten really adept at like ignoring spoilers,
Speaker 1: people talking about stuff all like, so I can I
Speaker 1: could conceivably see this movie a month after it comes
Speaker 1: out and still going fresh. It's I'm an ostrich. Yeah
Speaker 1: you black yourself out. Yeah you go dark? Do I
Speaker 1: make myself go to sleep face? You go to the
Speaker 1: dark side. I've been there a while now. Uh. Well,
Speaker 1: Happy Star Wars Day though, I'm sure that I think
Speaker 1: this pairs nicely with Christmas Star Wars Day. It's all
Speaker 1: come together. Yes, Um, we already missed Life Day though,
Speaker 1: so happy belated Life Day. Are they celebrating it this year? November? Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's every three years. Mm hmm, our cane man job. Okay,
Speaker 1: so it's every three years, started in nineteen seventy eight.
Speaker 1: Let's do the math, shall we? Mm hmmm? Quick math break.
Speaker 1: I believe that two thousand fourteen was the last Life Day. Man,
Speaker 1: we just missed, and then again in twenty seventeen. Okay,
Speaker 1: so seen, we'll celebrate Life Day. Will put on our
Speaker 1: red robes, are ultralong, straight ironed wigs, and we'll celebrate
Speaker 1: Life Day the way it was meant to. Yes, and
Speaker 1: if you have no idea what we're talking about, we
Speaker 1: are talking about Life Day, which is a celebration. Uh
Speaker 1: that Wookies in the Star Wars universe have every three years. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like their Christmas or the Kanza their tech. Supposedly,
Speaker 1: it's sort of like Earth Day two. They celebrate the
Speaker 1: diversity of their ecosystem, uh, and also remembrance of the dead,
Speaker 1: and they also give gifts. They're like the Finns basically. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a it's a very interesting part of the Star
Speaker 1: Wars canon. It is, and it's almost entirely made up,
Speaker 1: dashed off you could possibly say, by um, George Lucas
Speaker 1: in the seventies. Um, And it's the basis of what
Speaker 1: is become derided as like one of the worst things
Speaker 1: that ever happened to the Star Wars galaxy. Well, not
Speaker 1: only that, one of the worst things ever aired on television. Yeah,
Speaker 1: with this galaxy. Yeah, at first that sounds like hyperbole, like,
Speaker 1: come on, it's because it was Star Wars, we had
Speaker 1: high expectations. But it's really that bad. Yeah. The people
Speaker 1: who say that haven't seen even a second of it. Yeah. Yeah, However,
Speaker 1: I watched it, uh when I was a kid. Then
Speaker 1: again this week, and you watched it twice this week. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I watched it last night and this morning. There's something
Speaker 1: about it. It's mesmerizing. It really is. It's one of
Speaker 1: those things that you start watching it and you want
Speaker 1: to turn it off, but you want to see just
Speaker 1: how absurd it can get. Almost Yeah, and it starts absurd,
Speaker 1: it stays absurd. In the middle, it's increasingly more absurd,
Speaker 1: it gets a little less absurd, finishes super absurd. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just a train wreck in every single sense of
Speaker 1: the word to bottom. It's extraordinarily difficult to overstate how
Speaker 1: bad this is. And some people, you know, in researching this,
Speaker 1: you read about it, you read descriptions of these things,
Speaker 1: and it just can't possibly be gotten across until you
Speaker 1: see it. So luckily, as we will see, you can
Speaker 1: go onto YouTube and watch it, and you may even
Speaker 1: enjoy this episode more if you pause, go spend two
Speaker 1: hours watching this thing, and then come back and laugh
Speaker 1: along with us. Yeah, there's a great Over the years,
Speaker 1: there have been many segments of it on YouTube from
Speaker 1: badly dub VHS tapes, but there's one really pretty good
Speaker 1: version of it in full um brought to you by
Speaker 1: w h I O Dayton, Ohio, Channel seven. Because that
Speaker 1: flashes up on the screen periodically. Man, it is high quality.
Speaker 1: It looks good. It has to basically be the copy
Speaker 1: that the actual UM affiliate broadcast. Yeah, it's like that,
Speaker 1: that quality compared to the other stuff floating around on YouTube,
Speaker 1: clearly recorded on a pc R, which we're really expensive,
Speaker 1: very expensive. I did some calculating on west Egg UM,
Speaker 1: so the average VCR went for about a thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: There were brand new it's amazing thousand dollars in ninety
Speaker 1: eight money, so they're about thirty eight hundred dollars in
Speaker 1: two thousand fourteen money. Luckily, there were some rich people
Speaker 1: out there recording this stuff, and the wealthy have saved
Speaker 1: us all again yet again, as they always do. Uh.
Speaker 1: We need to shout out some articles that we use
Speaker 1: for this. There's great a great article in Vanity Fair
Speaker 1: called the Han Solo Comedy Our exclamation Point by Frank D. Jacomo.
Speaker 1: And then there's the Star Wars Holiday Special was the
Speaker 1: worst thing on television ever by So when we kind
Speaker 1: of know Alex Pasternak uh from Motherboard, Yeah, which is
Speaker 1: uh not wired, it's uh vice. We wrote a little
Speaker 1: bit for Motherboard back then and we had a call
Speaker 1: with that, like we're like old Motherboard vets basically and
Speaker 1: the one there one more, there was another one and
Speaker 1: I don't know who wrote this one chuck. Uh, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's the titles the Star Wars Holiday Special. George Lucas
Speaker 1: wants to smash every copy of with a sledgehammer, which
Speaker 1: was a famous quote, uh supposedly at a convention by Lucas. Yes,
Speaker 1: which is not correct. He didn't ever say that. No, okay,
Speaker 1: that that sounded like something that people made up. Yes,
Speaker 1: but if you go on the internet you will quickly
Speaker 1: believe that he did. Apparently didn't, so let's I'm sure
Speaker 1: he felt that way though, clearly, because he did appear
Speaker 1: on Robot Chicken and I think two thousand five on
Speaker 1: the Therapist Couch talking about how much he hated the special. Alright,
Speaker 1: so let's set the background, shall we Shall we go
Speaker 1: back to nineteen seventy summer, getting the old way back machine.
Speaker 1: All right, let's do it. All right, here we are,
Speaker 1: there's Waterson. Yeah, I'm just a little six year old
Speaker 1: excited about Star Wars. I am. I've just turned one. Yes,
Speaker 1: you don't know what's up yet. I please forgive me
Speaker 1: if I urinate myself, no problem. Ok Uh, So what
Speaker 1: has happened is Star Wars has become a huge, huge hit,
Speaker 1: seemingly out of nowhere, establishing George Lucas is one of
Speaker 1: the brilliant young minds and filmmaking. Even though it was
Speaker 1: in his first movie, it was his first huge, huge
Speaker 1: breakout hit. Oh yeah, for sure, talk don't mean to
Speaker 1: talk about a breakout hit like no one had ever
Speaker 1: seen anything like it before two thousand one had come
Speaker 1: out in the late sixties. But it wasn't it's still
Speaker 1: it still isn't accessible to all audiences, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's kind of cerebral film. Yeah, it's not an adventure movie.
Speaker 1: This was this is like basically swa s buckling on
Speaker 1: the screen, but you know, in a galaxy far far away.
Speaker 1: Star Wars just changed everything and it came on just
Speaker 1: like a hammer um and a new hope. By the way, yes,
Speaker 1: and then then we're gonna get stuff wrong, nerds, So yes,
Speaker 1: just go ahead and get your little fingers ready to
Speaker 1: email us. Like if it wasn't driven home that I'm
Speaker 1: not a nerd by the fact that I don't have
Speaker 1: opening night tickets or any tickets yet, give me a break,
Speaker 1: and by proxy chuck to okay, thank you. So, um,
Speaker 1: it's it's hard to stay how great Star Wars was
Speaker 1: in everyone's mind, right. Bill Murray came out with that
Speaker 1: lounge singer Star Wars thing. It was everywhere and if
Speaker 1: you if you just listen to the lyrics of it,
Speaker 1: he's really it's just Bill Murray singing about how much
Speaker 1: Star Wars is awesome. Right. So, by the following year, Um,
Speaker 1: George Lucas was he wanted to figure out a way
Speaker 1: to keep audiences just engaged with the whole Star Wars
Speaker 1: franchise that he was just starting to build. But he
Speaker 1: knew the Empire Strikes Back was a couple more years out,
Speaker 1: so um he I think he was approached by some
Speaker 1: TV executives who said, have you considered doing some sort
Speaker 1: of TV special? They're all the rage right now. We
Speaker 1: have a we have a graphic that's really awesome that
Speaker 1: we set aside just for TV specials here at CBS.
Speaker 1: Why don't you let us let's get together and do
Speaker 1: a Star Wars special. That's right. Producers Gary Smith and
Speaker 1: Dwight him On, Uh, we're working over at CBS, and
Speaker 1: they said, this is a great way to keep the
Speaker 1: spirit alive. While you're making your other movie, maybe move
Speaker 1: some more toys. Yeah, which George Lucas got to. So
Speaker 1: it was right before Thanksgiving, and he said, there'll be
Speaker 1: a lot of people watching TV um pre holiday season,
Speaker 1: or I guess in the holiday season. Well, the weekend
Speaker 1: before Thanksgiving, it's like everybody's shopping, sitting around family like
Speaker 1: waiting to actually do stuff. That's perfect time to broadcast
Speaker 1: something on TV. So Lucas says, all right, let's do
Speaker 1: the US. I don't have a ton of time, but
Speaker 1: how about this. I'll get I'll get a story together,
Speaker 1: and then you can go hire a whiz bang team
Speaker 1: of of veteran writers and producers and directors whatever genre
Speaker 1: you think is appropriate. And those are the words that
Speaker 1: will haunt George Lucas to his grave. Yeah, so Lucas said,
Speaker 1: here's my idea. I wanted to be based um on Wookiees,
Speaker 1: and I wanted to take place on their home planet
Speaker 1: of Kizuok or wikie planet. See is that how you
Speaker 1: say kazuk. That's how it's pronounced in the episode the
Speaker 1: Holiday Special, but it's also pronounced different ways. Other times.
Speaker 1: I would have pronounced that cassey e got spell it
Speaker 1: k a s h y y y k, which I mean,
Speaker 1: I guess that sounds like Chewbuck is planet sure also
Speaker 1: called G five, Wilkie planet see or Eaton is a
Speaker 1: mid rim planet. Right. So the whole reason, apparently that
Speaker 1: George Lucas was interested in featuring the Keys was it
Speaker 1: is what we in show business call low hanging fruit.
Speaker 1: The reason why it was low hanging fruit was because
Speaker 1: they had just established the different scenes that would make
Speaker 1: the cut for Empire Strikes Back and uh, what how
Speaker 1: did you pronounce it? Again? Kazook. Kazook had not made
Speaker 1: the cut. Uh. Even prior to this, apparently for a
Speaker 1: new hope, George Lucas had whipped up a forty page
Speaker 1: what's known as the Wookie Bible. It's like a forty
Speaker 1: page supplement that's all about Kazook and Wookies and Chewbacca
Speaker 1: and his family and everything about Wookie doom. Right, So
Speaker 1: he's like, I've got this thing already, you know established
Speaker 1: I love Wookies. Um, they didn't make the cut. I'm
Speaker 1: a little sad about that. They're not gonna Kazuok is
Speaker 1: not going to show up in an Empire strikes Back.
Speaker 1: Let's let's build the entire special around wookies. It's basically
Speaker 1: the one demand me George Lucas has that's it. I'll
Speaker 1: be totally hands off from this point on which you
Speaker 1: kind of was he totally wasn't. It was actually this
Speaker 1: experience that apparently taught him to be the very hands
Speaker 1: on a person that he is famous for being. It
Speaker 1: came out of this Christmas special. Absolutely he was burned
Speaker 1: and um had an iron grip after that on everything.
Speaker 1: So here's some some of the folks behind it. Bruce Valanche,
Speaker 1: famous uh TV writer. You probably seen him on Hollywood Squares.
Speaker 1: Wasn't he suspected of being Thomas pinch On for a while?
Speaker 1: I don't know, or was Thomas pinch On on Hollywood Squares?
Speaker 1: I have no idea. I may be confabulating some stuff confounding. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's some kind of some sort going on. It sounds
Speaker 1: like it. So Valanche was hired as a writer. A
Speaker 1: guy named Lenny Rips was hired as a writer who
Speaker 1: has some great quotes in that Vanity Fair article he does.
Speaker 1: His first quote was we were really excited because this
Speaker 1: is Star Wars. How could it lose? Famous last words?
Speaker 1: Who else was hired. There was a husband and wife team,
Speaker 1: the welch Is, who are the parents of of folk
Speaker 1: singer Gillian Welch. I'm a big fan of and I
Speaker 1: had no idea that her parents they were producers slash
Speaker 1: songwriters of the day. They were big on the variety
Speaker 1: show scene, which would turn out to be a really
Speaker 1: key cog in this whole experience. So I feel like,
Speaker 1: right about here, Jerry should insert a needle coming off
Speaker 1: of a record sound effect. Okay, thanks Jerry. So Chuck,
Speaker 1: you just said singer songwriters. What would that have to
Speaker 1: do with Star Wars. Yeah, well, actually, in this Star
Speaker 1: Wars holiday special, for those of you hadn't seen it,
Speaker 1: there are musical numbers. They decided from the outset that
Speaker 1: there should be musical numbers. And the reason that they
Speaker 1: decided that there should be musical numbers is because the
Speaker 1: people who sold George Lucas and at the time it
Speaker 1: was start the Star Wars Corporation was what it was
Speaker 1: called um On. The idea of doing this TV special
Speaker 1: was that everyone would love a variety show. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was the seventies. Great idea, let's do a variety show.
Speaker 1: The problem was this apparently George Lucas didn't watch enough TV,
Speaker 1: and he also overly trusted people who talked to him
Speaker 1: because by yes, variety shows had dominated television for over
Speaker 1: ten years, but it had come to an end. It
Speaker 1: was getting stale. Yeah, we're talking to Carol Burnett show,
Speaker 1: one of my favorite had just been canceled after eleven seasons.
Speaker 1: Big Sonny and Chair had just had its last season.
Speaker 1: I mean, what else, like he Hall was he? I
Speaker 1: was still going on, probably still on solid golden yet
Speaker 1: to come on and take up the mantel that that
Speaker 1: would never variety show. Oh that was a little bit
Speaker 1: and there was talking in between the songs. Remember the
Speaker 1: Mandrell's Sisters show. I never watched that one. Well, it's
Speaker 1: with that country chic thing that happened. Yeah, it was
Speaker 1: a big deal in the it's kind of happening again.
Speaker 1: I think, Oh, because of that dude, the guy who
Speaker 1: won all the c m A Awards. I don't know,
Speaker 1: he's like, he's he came along. He's like actually country.
Speaker 1: His dad's like a coal miner for real from Kentucky.
Speaker 1: I think I know you mean Chris was something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's he is good. He's come along and been like,
Speaker 1: what are you guys doing. Well, there's a revival in
Speaker 1: like good country music. Again, that's like in the tradition
Speaker 1: of Merle, Haggard and Cash and I guess that's probably
Speaker 1: where the country sheet came from, because there was actually
Speaker 1: good country going on. Yeah, Johnny Cash out a variety show,
Speaker 1: did he really? Yeah? I knew they did, like a
Speaker 1: Sunday singing thing like out in Virginia. Yeah, he had
Speaker 1: his own variety show was actually pretty good. There's some
Speaker 1: like really great performances. Do you know how many nerds
Speaker 1: are like, get back to Star Wars? I know, I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry. All right, So the Variety Show is is
Speaker 1: dying sort of, and so they figure, what a great
Speaker 1: time to take the biggest movie property on the planet
Speaker 1: and wedge it into the variety show milieu. I don't
Speaker 1: know if wedge is the right word. I think maybe
Speaker 1: uh nestle it in there and then start hitting it
Speaker 1: with the blunt edge of an axe until it mashes
Speaker 1: into that crevice. You know. Because this is the time
Speaker 1: when Fantasy Island had just started, um Mork and Mindy
Speaker 1: was about to change things. Charlie's Angels was getting huge.
Speaker 1: It basically television as we knew it from two whenever
Speaker 1: the real world came along. Just escape as television is
Speaker 1: what they called it was was starting and it was
Speaker 1: the hip new thing. So basically, if they had turned
Speaker 1: Han Solo and Princess Leiah and Luke Skywalker into maybe
Speaker 1: you know, sexy detectives, it might have gone over even better.
Speaker 1: But they went the other way. They decided to latch
Speaker 1: onto this extraordinarily stale um genre of television and they
Speaker 1: hired the best in the business, like there was there was.
Speaker 1: There was a quote from I think Lenny RiPPs who
Speaker 1: was saying, like we had literally a dream team, a
Speaker 1: variety show dream team, and everybody was good, but there
Speaker 1: were probably no bad worlders the Titanic he there, That's
Speaker 1: a great quote. Yeah. The guy they hired too directed
Speaker 1: initially was a dude named David A. Coomba, and he
Speaker 1: had made his name for Welcome to the Fillmore East.
Speaker 1: It was a concert documentary with Van Mortrison, Van Morrison
Speaker 1: and the Birds in nine one, and he actually was
Speaker 1: at usc Film School the same time as Lucas, even
Speaker 1: though they didn't know each other, and um he only
Speaker 1: ended up directing about three segments of the thing before
Speaker 1: he quit yet before he walked off. Some say he
Speaker 1: was actually let go, but we'll get to him in
Speaker 1: a minute, and who replaced him. As as we get
Speaker 1: along down this uh gross road, well let's let's take
Speaker 1: a little break because I'm I'm overly excited, Okay, George, Alright,
Speaker 1: So we've established most of the main players. We'll we'll
Speaker 1: get to a few more. We should point out that, um,
Speaker 1: Mark hamill And and Harrison Ford and Carrie Fisher, Peter Mayhew,
Speaker 1: they had no grounds to refuse to be on this. Basically, yeah,
Speaker 1: pretty much. They were not huge, huge stars, yet they
Speaker 1: could throw their weight around and say this is terrible
Speaker 1: and I'm not doing it. They were. They were big
Speaker 1: overnight because of Star Wars, for sure, but they weren't
Speaker 1: to the adoring public. Back at the studio. They could
Speaker 1: still be bossed around and this was the result of it.
Speaker 1: And you can tell also, um, just from watching the
Speaker 1: actual special, like Harrison Ford is not happy to be
Speaker 1: there at any point. Um. Princess Leiah is clearly on drugs.
Speaker 1: Uh was she on drugs at this point? She? If
Speaker 1: you watch it, she's she's on drugs, Especially the ending scene.
Speaker 1: Mark cambell It looks like he's happy to be there.
Speaker 1: Act he was fine, but apparently he said no, I'm
Speaker 1: I'm not doing a musical number. And if you watch
Speaker 1: his part, wedging a musical number in there would have
Speaker 1: been even more painful. Um. But they everybody who was
Speaker 1: part of the actual Star Wars franchise that wasn't wearing
Speaker 1: like a full body costume was like, I really wish
Speaker 1: I wasn't here, And you can tell, oh yeah. In fact,
Speaker 1: in the opening uh credit sequence, they're showing the picture
Speaker 1: that you know, the faces of the people, and you
Speaker 1: see Harrison Ford as if he's flying the Millennium Falcon,
Speaker 1: and you can you can just hear the guy off
Speaker 1: screen going now look at the camera and just give
Speaker 1: a nod. Just look at the camera and give a nod.
Speaker 1: And he finally you can tell he's piste off and
Speaker 1: he looks up at the camera and just sort of
Speaker 1: smirks yeah and points at the camera like okay, I'm
Speaker 1: looking at the camera, and then goes back to what
Speaker 1: he's doing. Yeah, it's pretty awesome. I felt bad for
Speaker 1: him so early on Valanche and others did you did
Speaker 1: you feel bad for him? Though? Really I mean, like,
Speaker 1: come on, it's Harrison Ford's hans soul. He has to
Speaker 1: go do this for like five days. Yeah, I felt
Speaker 1: terrible for him. I think it's hilarious that they had
Speaker 1: to do this, especially now. Well, early on, Valanche and
Speaker 1: others knew that they may be in trouble because they
Speaker 1: decided not to subtitle any of the Wookie dialogue and
Speaker 1: they literally started after a brief opening scene setting it
Speaker 1: up here. Here's the basic plot is, Han Solo is
Speaker 1: trying to get Chewbacca back to Kazook in time for
Speaker 1: Life Day so we can celebrate with his family. That's
Speaker 1: the basis of the entire two Yes, the basis the
Speaker 1: entire two hours. They encounter a space battle and they're delayed,
Speaker 1: and the next two hours are kind of what's going
Speaker 1: on while the delay is happening back on Kazoo, back
Speaker 1: on Kazook. Because you hear, like, okay, well, Han Solo
Speaker 1: and Chewbacca evading the Imperial Guard and all that stuff
Speaker 1: for two hours. I would watch that. I would too. Ye,
Speaker 1: that's not what they show. Killing time at the Wookie household,
Speaker 1: that is what they show. Yeah, that's what they do.
Speaker 1: It's people hanging out waiting for Chewbacca, worrying about him,
Speaker 1: and then killing time while they wait for him to
Speaker 1: come back. Literally, so um and so hold on. So
Speaker 1: you say there's a setup, right, Yeah, that's the initial
Speaker 1: set up, and then chuck, that's followed by this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's followed by literally ten minutes, ten solid minutes of
Speaker 1: incomprehensible Wookie speak. So let's let's join it for a second,
Speaker 1: shall we. Yeah, let's all enjoy it. And again, you
Speaker 1: said ten minutes, and you're not exaggerating, you're not being hyperbolic.
Speaker 1: You can time it. That's it's ten minutes of wookie's
Speaker 1: talking to each other with no subtitles. Fortunately, I couldn't
Speaker 1: follow it at first, like I didn't even know who
Speaker 1: it was. I thought it was might have been Chewbacca's
Speaker 1: mom and dad. Oh yeah, that's a little brother. And
Speaker 1: I don't find out until later when Mark Cambell shows
Speaker 1: up via skype call and says, he really explains everything
Speaker 1: that had just happened, Like, you're Chewbacca's father, itchy, you'r
Speaker 1: Chewbacca's son, uh, lumpy lumpy, and you're Chewbacca's wife. Yeah,
Speaker 1: thank you. So before everybody starts like freaking out. We
Speaker 1: know that that's actually their nick names. Their real names are.
Speaker 1: His father is a Ti chick cook, a Ti chick cook,
Speaker 1: it's really hard to pronounce. Mulatto Buck is his wife,
Speaker 1: and his son is Lumpo war Rump but as named
Speaker 1: by Lucas. But yeah, but Lucas also named him Lumpy
Speaker 1: Itchy and Mala so Um. They're all back there wringing
Speaker 1: their hands, trying to figure out ways to pass the
Speaker 1: time until they get word from Chewbacca that he's made
Speaker 1: it to uh what is it, ketchuck z kazuok um
Speaker 1: just ketchup ketchup or cats up if you're fancy um.
Speaker 1: But Chewbacca is having trouble getting back to Katchuk because
Speaker 1: there's Kazuki, because there's a blockade by the Empire and
Speaker 1: they're looking for rebels, specifically Chewbacca, who I didn't realize this.
Speaker 1: He's the most famous Wookie of all. Did you know that? Yeah,
Speaker 1: of course I didn't know that. Well, I mean he's
Speaker 1: the only one that really appears in the movie bes
Speaker 1: I mean we're seeing, like, you know, these people's view
Speaker 1: of the universe. What about back on Zook, Yeah, he
Speaker 1: might have just been a fly by night wookie, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: but not the case very famous wookie. Yeah, and he
Speaker 1: really loved it, like soak in his fame. Alright, So
Speaker 1: he realizes there's a problem. Valanche. He goes to Lucas
Speaker 1: and it's like, I don't know, man, this is your world,
Speaker 1: but it may not be the strongest thing to do
Speaker 1: to set this in wookie Land and have all this
Speaker 1: incomprehensible dialogue. And he says he was met with a
Speaker 1: glacial stare. Uh. Well, he put it a little differently
Speaker 1: than that. Well, he said glacial stair. He did. The
Speaker 1: glacial stair that he got was for this quote. He said,
Speaker 1: these people just talking what sounds like fat people having
Speaker 1: an orgasm. He goes, if you want, you can set
Speaker 1: up a tape recorder in my bedroom and I'll do
Speaker 1: all of the follying for it. Yeah. He's a large guy,
Speaker 1: he is, so uh that's what got the glacial stare.
Speaker 1: But Valanche later said that from this, there was one
Speaker 1: development meeting that Lucas attended and it was here's the
Speaker 1: Wookie Bible, tell me what you got. And Valanche said
Speaker 1: he and the other writers and producers and director were
Speaker 1: just kind of throwing ideas and George Lucas would either
Speaker 1: say like, no, that doesn't work, give him a glacial stare,
Speaker 1: or say, yes, that's exactly it. Yes, let's make this
Speaker 1: a variety show. Yeah, And there was a little bit
Speaker 1: of um background there. The cantina players in the band
Speaker 1: had appeared on other variety shows at that point, and
Speaker 1: I think it went over a fairly well, just as
Speaker 1: a short segment on like the Richard Pryor Variety Show
Speaker 1: or Donnie Marie um Man. There were a lot of
Speaker 1: variety shows. But that's what I'm saying. It was that
Speaker 1: was television. That's what you did, like the Birds um
Speaker 1: the The show had its course and then it became
Speaker 1: a variety show. It was just everybody love variety shows.
Speaker 1: By this time, though, everybody was sick of I D
Speaker 1: shows and so it really was a terrible choice. In fact,
Speaker 1: they even hired a couple of writers from Shields and Yarnell,
Speaker 1: which I hadn't heard of it. Oh yeah, I watched it.
Speaker 1: It was creepy, this mind couple who had their own
Speaker 1: variety show, and they figured these two will be great
Speaker 1: because they are used to working without words, right, so
Speaker 1: and so there is a certain logic to the variety show.
Speaker 1: It's not that's just that variety shows were popular at
Speaker 1: the time. Somebody was like, well, Wookie's you don't understand
Speaker 1: what they're saying. So this is all going to be
Speaker 1: very physical. So these people who who did what is
Speaker 1: it Shields and Yard, Now, yeah, that that's a perfect choice.
Speaker 1: That that makes complete sense. You can see this whole
Speaker 1: this whole process of leading up to the point where
Speaker 1: it was produced and shot and everything a series of like, oh,
Speaker 1: we have this problem, Well here's a fix, but that
Speaker 1: leads to another problem. Well we'll fix it with this,
Speaker 1: and and no one stepping back and being like, all
Speaker 1: we've done is create a series of problems that are
Speaker 1: going to come together and make one extraordinarily large problem
Speaker 1: that will become legendary. No one did that, and so
Speaker 1: the whole thing was was made. That's right. And it
Speaker 1: eventually airs on November seventeen, night Friday at eight pm
Speaker 1: Eastern time. That's right, and Nielsen ratings it um attracted
Speaker 1: thirteen million viewers just the second hour, just in the US.
Speaker 1: It aired in six or seven countries total. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: no one cares about that. I guess not, because none
Speaker 1: of those are on the internet, you know. Uh, it
Speaker 1: finished second to the Love Boat in the second I'm
Speaker 1: sorry from eight to nine, and in the next hour
Speaker 1: actually finished behind part two of a mini series about
Speaker 1: Pearl Harbor starring Angie Dickinson. So it didn't even win
Speaker 1: their respective hours. No, thirteen million, that's that's not bad.
Speaker 1: The thing is, apparently if you look at the Nielsen
Speaker 1: ratings graph for the first hour, yeah we know about
Speaker 1: that graph. It's okay, yeah, we do. Then after a
Speaker 1: very important part, which we'll talk about soon. Um, it
Speaker 1: just drops off at the end of the first hour,
Speaker 1: and that actually probably made the executives at CBS cringe
Speaker 1: for a number of reasons. Number one is this special
Speaker 1: was originally supposed to just be an hour, but so
Speaker 1: many advertisers wanted to sign on that they extended it
Speaker 1: to two hours. And it shines through you can totally
Speaker 1: tell that this thing was never supposed to I think
Speaker 1: an hour might have been stretching it. To tell you
Speaker 1: the truth, it's thirty minutes of content forty if you're generous,
Speaker 1: an hour, and then two hours. It becomes one of
Speaker 1: the worst things that was ever put on television. All right, well,
Speaker 1: let's take a break and then we'll talk a little
Speaker 1: bit more about the actual um uh even I don't
Speaker 1: want to call it content, but it is content in
Speaker 1: the strictest definitions. Right after this, alright, so the show itself,
Speaker 1: we've given you the main plot line, which again is
Speaker 1: that Chewy is trying to get back to his home
Speaker 1: planet to celebrate life Day with this family. Right, that's it,
Speaker 1: and again we almost barely see Chewy. Yeah, the rest
Speaker 1: is his family on because look waiting for him to
Speaker 1: come back for a life day. Yeah. So, um, some
Speaker 1: of the various things they did, they were guest stars.
Speaker 1: There was Harvey Corman from The Carol Burnett Show, one
Speaker 1: of my all time favorites him or Carol Carol Burnett
Speaker 1: Show both. He's great. Yeah, he actually if you watch
Speaker 1: what he's doing, you're like, this is comedy genius. For apparently,
Speaker 1: he too was like the only one on set that
Speaker 1: was bringing levity. He was joking around and kind of
Speaker 1: kept spirits up good for that's what I say. And
Speaker 1: he had three three different parts. Yeah, he played uh uh,
Speaker 1: well I don't even know the names. Actually, we could
Speaker 1: look him up, but he played a. He played a
Speaker 1: Julia child like cook. There's an actual cooking segment, a
Speaker 1: long one, a very long cooking segment where Chewbacca's wife
Speaker 1: Um makes Banta stew to kill some time, to kill
Speaker 1: some time because there was on her planet and in
Speaker 1: our living room. Yeah, so Harvey Corman is in Drag
Speaker 1: is a fore armed Julia childlike uh TV chef and
Speaker 1: I think it's Gormanda. Is her name Gormanda? That makes
Speaker 1: total sense. He also plays Um. There's this one weird
Speaker 1: bit where Chewbacca's son tries to figure out a way
Speaker 1: to trick the stormtroopers that the Empire had come and
Speaker 1: kind of because of the blockade, raided the house and
Speaker 1: other properties. So he tries to trick them by I think,
Speaker 1: rigging a calm link to speak in a differ voice.
Speaker 1: So he has to watch the instruction manual. He watches
Speaker 1: an instruction video which was Harvey Kitel as a robot. Oh,
Speaker 1: it would have been wonderful lit big Harvey Kitel, Harvey
Speaker 1: Carvey Corman, man Haye murders someone in the middle of
Speaker 1: the instruction Harvey Corman. And then the final role he
Speaker 1: had was as a a bar patron in the cantina
Speaker 1: that drinks. He has a hole in the top of
Speaker 1: his head like a volcano where he pours his drinks
Speaker 1: and that's how he drinks. And he he loves be Arthur.
Speaker 1: Did we mention be Arthur was in it? B Arthur
Speaker 1: is not only in it, Chuck. She sings a song.
Speaker 1: She does. She is thenowns to everyone she manages or
Speaker 1: maybe owns the owner. Yeah, the what's the mas what
Speaker 1: moss deaf cantina? Uh? No, most deaf is a rapper?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I think you mean Moss Eisley. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: that cantina. She's the owner. B Arthur is the owner,
Speaker 1: the author of the Golden Girls, but in this case
Speaker 1: the Arthur of Maud, because, as one of the people
Speaker 1: who wrote one of the articles we based this on
Speaker 1: points out, she's just basically playing Maud as the owner
Speaker 1: of the cantina. Yeah, and her song comes because um,
Speaker 1: they basically say, there's a lockdown, so you gotta call
Speaker 1: last call um at your bar. So she calls last
Speaker 1: call by singing a song to everyone. Right, and again,
Speaker 1: we can't possibly have the script lead anywhere else but
Speaker 1: Chewbacca's house while his family waits for it so all
Speaker 1: this takes place as part of a public service announcement
Speaker 1: basically broadcast by the Empire about how immoral life on
Speaker 1: tattooing is. So let's go see what's going on in
Speaker 1: the mas Eisley Cantina as it's being shut down for curfew. Alright,
Speaker 1: this is incomprehensible, but it goes on. Um, so they're
Speaker 1: in it. There's also Art Carney, Yes, the Honeymoon as family,
Speaker 1: the star of the whole thing. Really, he has the
Speaker 1: most lines, I would say, the most comprehensible line. Right.
Speaker 1: So he plays a trader, a human trader um that is, uh,
Speaker 1: recently been with Han Solo and Chewy and actually gets
Speaker 1: to kazuok and says they're on the way. It's all good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a trader not trade toor Yeah, traders in trades humans
Speaker 1: for you know money. No, he he sells goods, Yeah,
Speaker 1: a trader. He doesn't trade humans. Yeah he's in the
Speaker 1: human trade. He No, he isn't. Really he trades humans
Speaker 1: like he sells humans. Looked it up in the Star
Speaker 1: Wars Encyclopedia said that he was in the human trade. Huh.
Speaker 1: So in this Christmas special, apparently they sanitized his his
Speaker 1: background because he's basically just selling like gadgets and novelties
Speaker 1: and stuff like that to the Wookies and the Empire
Speaker 1: who were occupying the area. Yes, he comes bearing gifts
Speaker 1: because he's a friend of Chewbacca's family. Yeah, so he
Speaker 1: comes bearing gifts. One of the gifts he gives is
Speaker 1: a UM sort of like a little digital insert to
Speaker 1: a Oh, I guess you would call it a virtual
Speaker 1: reality hair dryer, hair dryer, like a beauty shop hair dryer.
Speaker 1: He gives it to Grandpa Itchy. Grandpa Itchy UM sits
Speaker 1: under this hair dryer, pops in this uh digital cassette,
Speaker 1: and it can only be described as softcore porn. Apparently,
Speaker 1: the writers who were interviewed for this said that was
Speaker 1: totally the intent. They were trying to get what amounted
Speaker 1: to softcore porn that would pass the sensors. So it's
Speaker 1: all m. You can't even say it's innuendo. It's too
Speaker 1: obvious in overt for innuendo. Instead, it's just it's just
Speaker 1: it's just gross. It's really gross. Um. Diane Carroll, Yes
Speaker 1: she is UM. A Vegas staple shows up and starts
Speaker 1: basically tantalizing UM. Grandpa Itchy, who again, this is Chewbacca's
Speaker 1: elderly father who now engages in some sort of well
Speaker 1: he's he's watching virtual reality pornography now, and this is
Speaker 1: a pretty lengthy segment in and of itself. Well yeah,
Speaker 1: and she literally says to him like, now I can
Speaker 1: see her really excited. Yeah, it's pretty rough to watch. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So then you've got another musical number because also again
Speaker 1: he shutters, yeah, it's really strange, all right, So there's
Speaker 1: also ah, I know, it seems like we're jumping around,
Speaker 1: but it's it's so mind blowing, not like this is
Speaker 1: pretty much like blow for blow. Um. Actually I forgot
Speaker 1: earlier on in in the in the special Um, there's
Speaker 1: one of my favorite sequences is when Grandpa Itchy goes
Speaker 1: over to Lumpy and basically sets up remember the the
Speaker 1: hologram chessboard that they played in A New Hope, Yeah,
Speaker 1: basically kind of sets that up and says, here, just
Speaker 1: play this. He pushes the button when is clearly at
Speaker 1: nineteen seventies cassette recorder and another uh like it's like
Speaker 1: a Cirque de sol acid trip um gymnast routine happens
Speaker 1: in front of the kid's eyes. And again this all
Speaker 1: just it's not like it shows a snippet. They showed
Speaker 1: the entire segments, like five six ten minutes long of
Speaker 1: all of these things. So you would think, Okay, they've
Speaker 1: gone to this hologram well a couple of times, why
Speaker 1: not go to it again? Well they do. They do
Speaker 1: to kill more time. While the Imperial Guard is ransacking
Speaker 1: their house. Um, Art Carney apparently, I guess it's trying
Speaker 1: to get one of the Imperial Guard, the leader I think,
Speaker 1: or one of the leaders who looks like somebody from
Speaker 1: Spaceballs by the way, very much so. Um. And the
Speaker 1: writer of the Vanity Fair article, by the way said, um,
Speaker 1: this this is so incomprehensible. The specialist George Lucas didn't
Speaker 1: even have the schwartz with them method time. So anyway,
Speaker 1: our Carney's distracting this uh Imperial leader. Um, while they're
Speaker 1: ransacking the Wookiees house Chewbacca's house with a hologram, and
Speaker 1: this hologram instead of being an acrobat or Diane Carroll
Speaker 1: or any kind of porn or anything like that, is
Speaker 1: Jefferson Starship. And they decide that they're going to play
Speaker 1: Light the Sky on Fire, which apparently is about UFOs.
Speaker 1: It's a little music video. Basically it's a pretty Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's the predecessor to like video kill the radio Starr
Speaker 1: you can tell um. And again it is the whole
Speaker 1: lengthy song, the whole thing. So every time that somebody's like,
Speaker 1: we need to escape mentally from what's going on here
Speaker 1: in our house, let's go into the video world, it's
Speaker 1: not just and they don't cut back and forth. It's okay,
Speaker 1: here's five minutes of Jefferson Starship performing this song. And
Speaker 1: even the Jefferson Starship guys um were like, yeah, it's
Speaker 1: sort of a weird trip, like we didn't get it,
Speaker 1: but we did it right. They gave us some money
Speaker 1: and some cocaine. Well probably, so we said, yeah, chuck.
Speaker 1: I think though, um, there yet another segment like this
Speaker 1: is actually widely regarded as the high point of the
Speaker 1: whole thing. So there is a cartoon actually yeah that
Speaker 1: Lump Lumpy watches Yeah Lump, He's like, the Imperial Guard
Speaker 1: is still ransacking my house. I think I'll entertain myself
Speaker 1: by watching a cartoon on my little um. I don't
Speaker 1: know what. I guess it was an iPad and uh,
Speaker 1: he watches this cartoon and it's it's actually remarkable for
Speaker 1: a number of reasons. It's the best part of the
Speaker 1: whole special generally agreed upon as such, not just us.
Speaker 1: And it introduces Boba Fett. It's the first time Boba
Speaker 1: Fett ever makes an appearance in the Star Wars universe. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's actually not a bad And you can't find it
Speaker 1: in the the one version I told you to watch.
Speaker 1: They removed it for copyright, but they didn't watch a
Speaker 1: separate version. You can find it on its own. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it's, Um, it's very much reminiscent of like the
Speaker 1: cartoon style of the day, like a he Man or
Speaker 1: something even even but it's even a little more artsy
Speaker 1: than that. Yeah. But it does have a plot that
Speaker 1: you can follow that makes sense as a Star Wars thing,
Speaker 1: and it introduces Boba Fette, like you said, And um,
Speaker 1: it's actually not bad. It's like Luke and R two
Speaker 1: and C three p O. Yeah, and there's like they
Speaker 1: crash on a planet or something. Yeah, and Han and
Speaker 1: Jewry you're in it. And it's the first time we
Speaker 1: see in Darth Vader. It's the first time we see
Speaker 1: Boba Fette. And that he is uh that he is
Speaker 1: just doing whatever he can do for money. Like Luke
Speaker 1: trusts him at first, c three pos like you sure
Speaker 1: you should trust him this quick and he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: three p o you and your non trusting ways, and
Speaker 1: then it turns out he's selling them out to the
Speaker 1: dark side. So it's it's basically Boba Fett is an
Speaker 1: allegory for George Lucas himself. Um, so the cartoon comes
Speaker 1: and goes, and that was the thing that came at
Speaker 1: about the end of the first hour mark, and after
Speaker 1: at everybody just turned off their television sets. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't remember. Did you watch this when it came up? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I remember watching it, but I don't remember much about it,
Speaker 1: like if I made it through it all. I mean
Speaker 1: it was I was seven and it was on until ten,
Speaker 1: so I probably didn't make it through it all. Um,
Speaker 1: you're probably disturbed. Who knows, I just remember that. I'll
Speaker 1: have to ask my brother. He might have a memory
Speaker 1: of this. Oh, Betty does I'm sure he met everybody
Speaker 1: afterwards or something like that. You know it has a picture.
Speaker 1: Well he was ten at that point, so cynicism had,
Speaker 1: you know, become a thing in his life probably by then,
Speaker 1: didn't that when cynicism kicks in he Scott, holding out
Speaker 1: the fourteen fifteen Yeah maybe so so um chuck, the
Speaker 1: whole thing finally does in. And actually there's a guy
Speaker 1: his name is Nathan Raban, he writes over at the
Speaker 1: A V Club. He had a great quote. He basically
Speaker 1: said that one of the great redeeming values of this
Speaker 1: um this special is that it does eventually end. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what the first part of the quote is,
Speaker 1: I'm not convinced the special wasn't ultimately written in directed
Speaker 1: by a sentient bag of cocaine. And like, go read
Speaker 1: his his review of the Star Wars Holiday Special, because
Speaker 1: he goes on to describe exactly what that must have been,
Speaker 1: like the development meeting where the bag of cocaine is
Speaker 1: pacing back and forth talking about what should happen. That's
Speaker 1: what it feels like. But it doesn't, and it ends
Speaker 1: even more. It takes this bizarre two hours and wraps
Speaker 1: it up in just a nice bizarre bow. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: what happens is eventually Han Solo should we say spoiler alert,
Speaker 1: Eventually Han Solo and Chewy make it to the planet.
Speaker 1: They park on the far side of the planet because
Speaker 1: they know the uh the Imperial forces are there and
Speaker 1: the exercise will do Chewy good, so they have to
Speaker 1: hike over there. They eventually make it back home. Uh,
Speaker 1: they find a storm the stormtroopers at their house. Um,
Speaker 1: their tree hut. Yeah, which, by the paintings that set
Speaker 1: this up, I don't think we mentioned I don't even
Speaker 1: call him Matt paintings. It looks like someone painted something
Speaker 1: on the wall and they just like put a camera
Speaker 1: in front of it pretty much. Yeah. So they get
Speaker 1: back and um, Chewbacca, Han Solo hides around the corner
Speaker 1: of Chewbacca steps in front of his son to protect him.
Speaker 1: Han Solo jumps out, and the stormtrooper trips over a
Speaker 1: pile of logs and falls over the balcony and dies
Speaker 1: in a holiday special. So they wouldn't even not only
Speaker 1: could he not shoot first with Grido, but they couldn't
Speaker 1: even have him like wrestle the storm trooper and throw
Speaker 1: him off. He trips over a log and Han Solo
Speaker 1: has his hands thrown up like wasn't me. It might
Speaker 1: also been a banana peel, you know, but again, Uh.
Speaker 1: This is basically produced by Vaudevillians starring Vaudevillians. Why not
Speaker 1: have the one death take place from basically what it
Speaker 1: mounts to somebody slipping on a banana peel exactly. It's
Speaker 1: a perfect way to end it. So that's uh. That
Speaker 1: guy basically represents the end of the imperial threat for
Speaker 1: the rest of life. And um, we we then see
Speaker 1: Life Day being celebrated, which is celebrated by lots of
Speaker 1: wookies assembling in what looks like a giant Olden Mills portrait. Um,
Speaker 1: and all of them are wearing red robes. And I
Speaker 1: know I'm up talking, and it's because my mind is
Speaker 1: still having trouble like wrapping around this. And then um,
Speaker 1: Princess Leia comes out with C three P O is
Speaker 1: Mark Hamill There, the whole gang zerif okay, the whole
Speaker 1: gangs there. And then they all gather around to hear
Speaker 1: a great quote from Princess Leiah, which we will read
Speaker 1: um verbatim. This holiday is yours, but we all share
Speaker 1: with you the hope that this day brings us closer
Speaker 1: to freedom, into harmony, and to peace. No matter how
Speaker 1: different we appear, we're all the same in our struggle
Speaker 1: against the powers of evil and darkness. I hope that
Speaker 1: this day will always be a day of joy in
Speaker 1: which we can reconfirm our dedication and our courage, and
Speaker 1: more than anything else, our love for one another. This
Speaker 1: is the promise of the Tree of Life que song, right,
Speaker 1: And we should also point out the tree of Life
Speaker 1: has never been mentioned up to this point. Takes a
Speaker 1: sudden appearance at the end. And when you said que song,
Speaker 1: by que Song, you mean Princess Leiah starts singing. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And apparently that was one of the big contingencies on
Speaker 1: Carrie Fischer being involved. She's going through the phase where
Speaker 1: she was like, I kind of like singing. Bruce Valanche
Speaker 1: calls it her Joni Mitchell period. Yeah, and she somehow
Speaker 1: convinced them to let her sing as Princess Leiah. And
Speaker 1: she does. And again I've said that she looks like
Speaker 1: she's on drugs. This is the point where she really
Speaker 1: does look like she's on drugs. And it's not just
Speaker 1: me Um other writers who have written reviews of this.
Speaker 1: It's really obvious that she possibly smoked a decent amount
Speaker 1: of pot before she shot this shot this scene. But
Speaker 1: she sings, Oh, okay, it's fine, it's just the fact it, Um,
Speaker 1: Princess Leigh is singing. And actually Bruce Valanche had a
Speaker 1: really great quote too. He says that, um, she very
Speaker 1: much wanted to show this side of her talent, and
Speaker 1: there was general dismay because this was not what we
Speaker 1: wanted Princess Leia to be doing. She did it anyway.
Speaker 1: So the whole thing ends with her singing this song
Speaker 1: about life day, which is set loosely to the John
Speaker 1: Williams Star Wars theme. Uh So along the way, the director,
Speaker 1: original director quit, A new director, Steve Binder was hired
Speaker 1: to finish the job and bring it in. Uh, and
Speaker 1: he did over the original one million dollar budget, of course.
Speaker 1: Always Uh, he did bring it in and um at
Speaker 1: this point George Lucas had uh. He was he was
Speaker 1: working on Empire Strikes Back. He didn't know what was
Speaker 1: going on. He wasn't around for the shoot. No, it
Speaker 1: wasn't until it aired. I think that he actually saw it. Yes,
Speaker 1: and it was a travesty obviously, if you haven't noticed
Speaker 1: that by now. Critics hated it hours, fans really hated it.
Speaker 1: Everybody hate The people who were in it hated it.
Speaker 1: Lucas hated it. You've been. Harvey Corman secretly hated it.
Speaker 1: Even Harvey Kitel hated Actually he loved it. But Lucas
Speaker 1: has been asked over the years about it a lot,
Speaker 1: and he doesn't talk about it much. But in two
Speaker 1: thousand five, and I don't buy this for a second,
Speaker 1: he says, Um, it was an interview, he said special
Speaker 1: from I really didn't have much to do with us.
Speaker 1: You know that part is true. I can't remember what
Speaker 1: network it was even on, but it was a thing
Speaker 1: that they did. That's a lie. There's no way he
Speaker 1: doesn't know. That was CBS. Uh. We kind of just
Speaker 1: let them do it. I believe that it was done
Speaker 1: by I can't even remember who the group was, but
Speaker 1: they were variety TV guys. I'm sure he remembers a
Speaker 1: few of them. We let them use the characters and stuff,
Speaker 1: and that probably wasn't the smartest thing to do, but
Speaker 1: you learned from those experiences. I think they even used
Speaker 1: some of the footage from the movie. At the end,
Speaker 1: it looks like some space like a highlight reel. Yeah
Speaker 1: the gang well, and during the um it looked like
Speaker 1: some of the they had some insert shots of like
Speaker 1: imperial cruisers and Thai fighters and stuff that. Remember when
Speaker 1: when Chewbacca like leans back and puts his hands behind it,
Speaker 1: that's in there. It's it's like a it's just a
Speaker 1: highlight reel from the movie saying like I feel like this,
Speaker 1: go see the movie. Well, and also that means it
Speaker 1: doesn't match the look of the rest of it at all. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's true. It's just sort of inserted. They tried. They
Speaker 1: definitely tried. Um, And George Lucas is totally full of
Speaker 1: it because in seven he told star Log magazine that
Speaker 1: the Christmas Special would be out on video cassette very soon,
Speaker 1: and in two thousand seven, two years after that quote,
Speaker 1: you just read where he's like, I don't even know
Speaker 1: what you're talking about. Basically, um. He apparently considered releasing
Speaker 1: the Christmas Special as a bonus on the the DVDs
Speaker 1: of the first three right, but did not didn't And
Speaker 1: apparently Carrie Fisher told Lucas that if you want me
Speaker 1: to do um DVD extra commentary commentary, then I want
Speaker 1: a clean, original copy of the Holiday Special, So why
Speaker 1: go ahead so I can play at parties when I
Speaker 1: want people to leave. It's pretty great, it is so
Speaker 1: uh and there is one of those clean copies is
Speaker 1: floating around out there, so you can watch this in
Speaker 1: it in its entirety. Some of it, like the cartoon,
Speaker 1: was removed due to copyright infringement and that kind of stuff,
Speaker 1: but as as the case with the rest of the Internet,
Speaker 1: you can just go find it elsewhere and piece it together.
Speaker 1: There's also the original ads that aired in Baltimore that
Speaker 1: are just fascinating. Those are always fun gm ads where
Speaker 1: one of the guys who's in quality control is he says,
Speaker 1: did you watch it? I don't think I saw that.
Speaker 1: He goes, um, we really care about these cars and
Speaker 1: that's no job man on a GM and he's like,
Speaker 1: it's serious. They're trying to be hip. Yeah. Um, it's
Speaker 1: a pretty good stuff. Here's my final thought on it.
Speaker 1: I love it. It does not taint my Star Wars
Speaker 1: experience or my love for the franchise, and I'm glad
Speaker 1: it is out there because it it's a it's a
Speaker 1: fun little stain that shouldn't be taken too seriously. I
Speaker 1: think it adds to it actually, because it's campy and awful,
Speaker 1: and I don't know somehow that enriches the rest of it.
Speaker 1: I'm with you. You like it? Oh yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: I watched it twice. I wouldn't watch it a second
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have made it through the first time. I
Speaker 1: let me take that back, as I'm a pro, so
Speaker 1: I would have made it through the first time. I
Speaker 1: wouldn't have watched it a second time if I wasn't.
Speaker 1: There wasn't something about it, and I figured out I
Speaker 1: think the thing that I like the most about it
Speaker 1: is Lumpy, Chewbacca's son, played by an actress named Patty Maloney,
Speaker 1: who frankly is hands down the best actor in the
Speaker 1: entire thing. She like her responses and everything. It's just awesome.
Speaker 1: I think my favorite parts are, uh, well, there's a
Speaker 1: great Wilhelm scream trips over the law. Jerry would not
Speaker 1: have noticed it. Uh And then there's a part where
Speaker 1: all the wiki dialogue you can't understand, but there's clearly
Speaker 1: one part where we're Itchy and Lumpy are having exchange
Speaker 1: where Lumpy, you can make it out, goes yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I noticed that, but it's covered up. But someone was like,
Speaker 1: we have to have at least one exchange where you
Speaker 1: sort of know what they're saying or they were like,
Speaker 1: I think she just said I love you. Should we
Speaker 1: have them redo it? And then directors like no, I
Speaker 1: want to go and Chuck. There's one other thing that
Speaker 1: I figured out from watching this. It's not readily apparent
Speaker 1: the whole thing is made all the more odd, and
Speaker 1: that there's situation after situation after situation where we, as
Speaker 1: normal audiences, were trained to expect the laugh track, but
Speaker 1: there's not a laugh track. Had there been a laugh track,
Speaker 1: it what it might have been less bizarre, But the
Speaker 1: fact that it's missing just makes your agitates the mind.
Speaker 1: So it's this whole additional element that it is weird.
Speaker 1: I never thought about that. There's just weird moments of
Speaker 1: silence all throughout it. Yeah, like when Art Carney's doing
Speaker 1: this thing, Yeah, telling jokes. Yeah, Okay, I agree with you, Chuck,
Speaker 1: don't take things too seriously. I think that's the great
Speaker 1: lesson in this. Yeah, and then's the lesson of life
Speaker 1: day it is and in two thousand seven Rift Tracks
Speaker 1: Great Mystery Science Theater three thousand Guys Mike Nelson, Bill Corbett,
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