Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Is
Speaker 1: Henry kiss Pretinger dead? Oh?
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes he is.
Speaker 1: Yes, count it.
Speaker 2: Motherfucker made it.
Speaker 1: Down to I know, man, that's good for the soul.
Speaker 2: That's like honestly what you say, Like you're like, that's
Speaker 2: the max, right, Like you can't you can't go past
Speaker 2: one hundred, Like I don't give a fuck, like what
Speaker 2: you're talking about. But yeah, one of the most vile
Speaker 2: figures and uh Western geopolitics, uh has has finally just
Speaker 2: bit dust.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so real variety of tones in the reporting of
Speaker 1: his death the Washington Post, uh was, I don't know.
Speaker 1: They like were like this guy was kind of a
Speaker 1: playboy in his day. Henry Kissinger could get it in.
Speaker 2: The way he okayed the invasion of East team war
Speaker 2: by Indonesia. Oh that's bay as fucked yo, when he
Speaker 2: fucking sanctioned the coup against it, the carpet bombing of Cambodia.
Speaker 1: He was cock blocked by Nixon while he was on
Speaker 1: a date with Jajah Gabor, but his Kissinger was about
Speaker 1: to lean in for a kiss. Gross fuck off, his
Speaker 1: beeper went off. It was the President, the same man
Speaker 1: who had set them up was now blocking his National
Speaker 1: security advisor from getting to first base. What a fun
Speaker 1: right up the washing and party, piece of shit?
Speaker 2: Are you smoking dust?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: Really this guy is I'm not like, the body count
Speaker 2: is unmatchable. Three million, yeah, the three.
Speaker 1: His own biographer said, he probably has the blood of
Speaker 1: three million people, many of them innocent, easily just straight
Speaker 1: up worshiping at the throne of power. I mean this
Speaker 1: is like, this is the heavy duty you know, moral licensing. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's just like this guy. I mean, you know, uh,
Speaker 1: innocent or not. You gotta three million people is pretty impressive,
Speaker 1: you know. I mean, this guy made his mark. He
Speaker 1: left the mark.
Speaker 2: He left the mark on many people who had to
Speaker 2: needlessly die in Vietnam.
Speaker 1: To the logan roy uh eulogy exactly like he he
Speaker 1: moved people.
Speaker 2: Well one of those things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he fused people while he was doing it, so
Speaker 1: it's cool, Like he literally fucked people.
Speaker 2: So that's cool yea. And this guy gets it. So
Speaker 2: there guy, I.
Speaker 1: Mean like he's kind of like a Mick Jagger of
Speaker 1: ordering the deaths of innocent human beings over the phone
Speaker 1: from a comfortable office on the other side of the globe.
Speaker 1: He's like kind of got that swag, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the way he I mean again, like even Cambodia, right, Like,
Speaker 2: we dropped more explosives on Cambodia in like in this
Speaker 2: very short period of time than the United States had
Speaker 2: dropped on all of Europe during World War Two. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because he had a body like yeah, if it's moving,
Speaker 2: fucking busted, fuck y and arming other. I mean this guy,
Speaker 2: I think it's truly like this. We talk about how
Speaker 2: our inability or not our inability, but the government and
Speaker 2: society's inability to have a reckoning with Richard Nixon and
Speaker 2: his crimes paved the way for people like Reagan, paved
Speaker 2: the way for people like Trump, where it's like, yo, bro,
Speaker 2: you can do whatever fuck you want. And then the
Speaker 2: war crimes, the fucking war crimes of Henry Kissinger, like
Speaker 2: have those have just completely been like oh yeah, there's
Speaker 2: no no, no, we're good. We're good, We're good. Has
Speaker 2: like only again allowed this fucking pattern and momentum to
Speaker 2: continue to turn a blind eye to like legitimate war crimes, atrocities,
Speaker 2: and and have this like attitude where people are like
Speaker 2: dismissive of people who aren't in government, who have critiques
Speaker 2: of Henry Kissinger because it's always like very patronizing. It's like,
Speaker 2: you guys don't understand how like power be moving.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what if you just started from the premise that
Speaker 1: you don't kill innocent people?
Speaker 2: Though?
Speaker 1: Well, I mean maybe that would actually make your decisions easier. Yeah,
Speaker 1: then you wouldn't have to be a fucking monster. The
Speaker 1: av Club published a whole article about how Kissinger played
Speaker 1: a bumbling cartoon duck named Ducky Daddles in a nineteen
Speaker 1: seven nineteen nineties kids show, which is, I don't know,
Speaker 1: it's interesting because this feels like a documenting of like
Speaker 1: the moral license of just like you know, it was
Speaker 1: the nineties. They were like on a heat check of
Speaker 1: like neoliberalism was like it's the end of history, right,
Speaker 1: And so in this fucking cartoon, Henry Kissinger is playing
Speaker 1: a cartoon duck and it's like, I guess, supposed to
Speaker 1: be like a knowing wink to nineties parents, and those
Speaker 1: parents would then get to watch an episode that ends
Speaker 1: with Henry Kissinger as a cartoon duck ordering a bombing
Speaker 1: raid on a hapless fox and played by Johnny Cochran.
Speaker 2: So wow, Jesus everybody. Everybody wins in that one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just fun. But it is like it's like
Speaker 1: a Simpsons cameo for Henry Kissinger, right.
Speaker 2: You know, right, like it's just absolutely.
Speaker 1: Just trying to normalize the ship.
Speaker 2: But let's yeah, like let's really, let's really acknowledge the
Speaker 2: real person who took Kissinger's life.
Speaker 1: Yes, Nicki manach yep, exactly, she said. So she tweeted
Speaker 1: the fact that y'all have no idea what's about to
Speaker 1: happen because she has now coming out before his pas died,
Speaker 1: and so, uh, you know, some people like at space
Speaker 1: Ghost on Twitter responded, thanks for killing Kissinger, Queen of
Speaker 1: Prayer Hands, Which, yeah, I think this is the first
Speaker 1: celebrity death we have that people have not attributed to
Speaker 1: the COVID vaccine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, right, right right. I think because he has
Speaker 2: like appeal to conservatives too for just being like a
Speaker 2: just blood thirsty war criminal that they're like, no, no,
Speaker 2: I mean that guy he made it to a hundred.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't want to they don't want to even
Speaker 1: admit he got vaccinated, because how the fuck did he
Speaker 1: make it to a hundred? Like any anything that this
Speaker 1: guy did throughout his life is sort of like you
Speaker 1: could see people being like, well, I guess I'm doing
Speaker 1: that because right, he lived to one hundred with that
Speaker 1: shit on his contracts.
Speaker 2: And also like same with that dude Charlie Munger, who
Speaker 2: was the Berkshire Hathaway dude that passed away, that billionaire
Speaker 2: who was trying to build a fucked up cell block
Speaker 2: dormitory at UCSB. He recently passed away at ninety nine.
Speaker 2: He was like ready to celebrate, apparently he was planning
Speaker 2: his hundredth birthday. But that guy, like he was famously
Speaker 2: being like I don't like to exercise, Like I don't exercise.
Speaker 2: I drink diet coke like I try not to exercise.
Speaker 2: So you'd never know how long these people last. You
Speaker 2: never know.
Speaker 1: I'm on that Kissinger diet, Like I'm curious because he
Speaker 1: didn't like look good ever, he always looked like kind
Speaker 1: of a.
Speaker 2: No, he started to look like a fucking snail by then.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: Juliana Margalise cool Uh is trending because she was on
Speaker 1: a podcast and basically out did Amy Schumer with her
Speaker 1: like dehumanizing racist rhetoric.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just why related to Palestine? Yeah, I mean like
Speaker 2: she was basically doing that like sort of propaganda talking
Speaker 2: point that tries to discourage people from having any semblance
Speaker 2: of solidarity with Palestinian people by being like, you know,
Speaker 2: like if you're gay, they'd murder you, right, and then
Speaker 2: proceeds to really specific come after like black people, like
Speaker 2: black queer people too, and saying that black people were
Speaker 2: like uneducated and like they need to leave America like
Speaker 2: if they don't like this shit, that blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: And it's just wild to see that this kind of
Speaker 2: this kind of rhetoric goes completely unnoticed and it's fine,
Speaker 2: it has no bearing or effect on your career at all,
Speaker 2: and you're like, wow, this is some wild shit. She's like,
Speaker 2: don't play soccer with your head, okay, and then she
Speaker 2: said something she's like, as someone who played a lesbian
Speaker 2: on TV, I'm off, yes, yeah, it was very very strange,
Speaker 2: And again, like I think we're living in a time
Speaker 2: where this can just be like yeah, yeah, cool, cool,
Speaker 2: you said that. I merely saying like we need a
Speaker 2: cease fire or like people shouldn't live under occupation is
Speaker 2: being distorted and conflated with with talking with anti semitism
Speaker 2: or some other inflammatory rhetorics. So yeah, interesting times, interesting times.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's also like the pictures. I feel like that
Speaker 1: Israel has taken a hit in terms of like the
Speaker 1: media because of like the pictures of the postages being
Speaker 1: freed and like looking pretty well taken care of or.
Speaker 2: Saying things like they did their best and not mistreating
Speaker 2: us at all.
Speaker 1: But there seems to be a full on offensive of
Speaker 1: like actually people are with Israel, and like this poll
Speaker 1: says it that everybody hates Palace Stein wants to be
Speaker 1: with Israel, and Israel is actually popular and Palestine Okay,
Speaker 1: maybe Hamas, but like Hamas is the same as Palestine,
Speaker 1: Like nobody likes them even so, like why are you.
Speaker 2: Guys even talking about them? Yeah, like they're so over
Speaker 2: It's like what what kind of rhetorical style is this? Yeah,
Speaker 2: but yeah, it's I mean we're like right now, I
Speaker 2: think it's what the seventh day I so far of
Speaker 2: hostage exchanges and some semblance of a pause not a
Speaker 2: seaful on ceasefire. Yeah, so we you know, will continue
Speaker 2: to see where that goes, but as of right now,
Speaker 2: it seems like things will just continue.
Speaker 1: George Santos uh is it's looking like he might be
Speaker 1: coming to the end of his run as a politician,
Speaker 1: but definitely not his run in the public eye. Like
Speaker 1: the reality shows have to be lining up, right, I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe, I mean this guy he's so messy, he's
Speaker 2: a fraudster, he's a huckster, and like he is fighting
Speaker 2: for his life right now. Uh. He is like out
Speaker 2: here sounding like r Kelly in the chambers of the
Speaker 2: House talking about how like everyone's attacking him and he's
Speaker 2: just a good person. Here's just a bit of it.
Speaker 2: And obviously, look, we talked about how much scamming this
Speaker 2: motherfucker did, So let's not act like you're innocent, George.
Speaker 3: I have been convicted of no crimes, mister speaker. My
Speaker 3: loyalty to this country that gave me life, liberty, and
Speaker 3: the pursuit of happiness is true and unquestionable. I stand
Speaker 3: here today debating for the second time in less than
Speaker 3: a month for the same exact reasons that were brought
Speaker 3: up last time.
Speaker 2: The difference is is.
Speaker 3: That one can say I've been indicted once more by
Speaker 3: the findings of the Ethics Committee. Yeah, process that by
Speaker 3: amission of the cheer himself was not completely inclusive.
Speaker 2: One can say, it's like such a bad difference, like
Speaker 2: when like a scam has completely hit the end and
Speaker 2: they're like, I just gotta say shit.
Speaker 1: Kind of reminds me of the ship we're talking about
Speaker 1: tomorrow with Elon Musk, where it's just like we're at
Speaker 1: the end of the scam and it's just the the
Speaker 1: logic no longer coheres. Yeah, I'm fighting for my life.
Speaker 1: They are destroyed. No, but that's what.
Speaker 2: Many people say when they've been caught and it's it's
Speaker 2: over now. And he was trying to do some shit
Speaker 2: like I think he's trying to oust was a bowman
Speaker 2: or some shit too, and people are like, you are
Speaker 2: the please stop even trying to introduce fucking bills, like
Speaker 2: let's get the fuck out of here. But again, you
Speaker 2: see how quickly the Republicans can deal with someone when
Speaker 2: they want.
Speaker 1: To, when they really really want If I'm going down,
Speaker 1: then I know these people are all coming with me,
Speaker 1: and he's like, drag it, trying to drag them along
Speaker 1: with me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's one point where like Matt gate Gates got
Speaker 2: up and he's like, I stand not to defend George
Speaker 2: Santos whoever he is and then completely cooks them.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so it's it's all bad, you know, but who knows,
Speaker 2: Like if you're really gonna if he's gonna really be
Speaker 2: messy on the way, I know he's probably gonna say something.
Speaker 2: He's got to say something super wild before he fully exits.
Speaker 2: So yeah, yeah, anyway, so that's what the that's what
Speaker 2: Congress is doing while we're dealing with an omni crisis.
Speaker 1: But yeah, stuff, Whatever happened to Madison Cawthorn. Is he
Speaker 1: like just in a pole somewhere, like because he was
Speaker 1: he was on the verge of saying some wild shit.
Speaker 1: He was like, yeah, I got invited to like a
Speaker 1: sex party, like yeah week at here, and then they
Speaker 1: were just like and you're no longer in office. Yeah no,
Speaker 1: I mean now.
Speaker 2: The last thing that happened was he brought he had
Speaker 2: a gun on him at the airport. Yeah, and then
Speaker 2: he had to plead guilty to those charges.
Speaker 1: But he just kept doing that ship that was just yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah there And I think so, I don't know, I
Speaker 2: think he moved to like Florida or something, So maybe
Speaker 2: he has a podcast one does five people listen to?
Speaker 1: All Right, let's take a quick break. We'll be right back.
Speaker 1: And we're back, And there's a casting announcement for a
Speaker 1: new cartoon on Ben Shapiro's Daily Wire network that has
Speaker 1: some names. So this ship has some people attached, like
Speaker 1: Adam Carolla. Now I'm just joking.
Speaker 2: What's he doing there?
Speaker 1: Alonzo Bowden from who if you ever listened to Weight? Wait,
Speaker 1: don't tell me commit at stand up media? Yeah, Brett Cooper, No,
Speaker 1: I don't know who the fuck that is. Yeah, Danny Trejo, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's not not my Danny, not Danny. And then Rob Wriggle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and even Kyle Dunn again though, the comedian.
Speaker 1: Kyle Dune again. Yeah, what damn.
Speaker 2: He's that's like a wild one too.
Speaker 1: Oh that kills me. Yeah, like a lot of off Kyle.
Speaker 2: People are like looking around being like, yo, what the what?
Speaker 2: What what is this? Is there another Kyle done again?
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Yeah, I have a feeling,
Speaker 2: No it it's him, it's him.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I could see a shift, you know, I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: you are seeing a shift, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Everybody's just kind of like, Okay, we're good. We're good.
Speaker 2: Because then the other people on there too, uh, Danny
Speaker 2: tre Hill, Patrick Warburton, I mean, I'm I don't I
Speaker 2: don't know where his politics are. Jane Moore, uh, Rob
Speaker 2: and Rosembar. Isn't Janmore married to Genie Bus? Now?
Speaker 1: Is he really?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh? Patrick Warburton's putty all right, yeah, pudd Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know who. I don't know these names.
Speaker 2: Damn yeah, Jane Moore is married to Genie.
Speaker 1: But anyway, so jar is married to Jeanie Buss.
Speaker 2: Yes, they got married in Lake Timber. Yes, doctor Busses,
Speaker 2: the president of the Lakers. Genie Buss, doctor Buss's daughter. Wow. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So a lot of people were like, what are y'all doing?
Speaker 2: Like do y'all know that it's on the daily wire?
Speaker 2: But you know, uh, I guess this is I get
Speaker 2: checks the check and if you and if you fuck
Speaker 2: with the network, I guess it is what it is.
Speaker 2: So uh, you know, a good a good way to
Speaker 2: just find out where people are doing their things right now?
Speaker 1: Damn all right? The White House Christmas tree blew over
Speaker 1: and Breitbart knows what this means. They they said their
Speaker 1: headline was weakness Biden National White House Christmas Tree toppled.
Speaker 2: So, oh, weakness Okay, yeah, man.
Speaker 1: I told you Biden's week on the wind is week
Speaker 1: on Christmas.
Speaker 2: It's funny because for all those windmills he puts up,
Speaker 2: didn't think he'd fold so quickly to one.
Speaker 1: Am I right?
Speaker 2: That? Huh? Weird?
Speaker 1: Weird? All the lights were even turned on. So our
Speaker 1: writer jam like dug into the history of White House
Speaker 1: Christmas trees. Right, And in nineteen eighty one, Ronald Reagan
Speaker 1: refused to come out and light the Christmas tree. He
Speaker 1: did it by remote control from inside the White House.
Speaker 1: And then he did that for the entirety of his
Speaker 1: presidential administration. Can you imagine, Like, granted he had just
Speaker 1: survived the assassination attempt, so I'd give him like that
Speaker 1: byre they would fucking destroy any democratic president who did that.
Speaker 2: Shit.
Speaker 1: That's so wild that he was just like, well, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna I'm stay in here do it by remote control.
Speaker 2: The last few times I was in public, I was
Speaker 2: caught lacking, so I don't want to be you know,
Speaker 2: the here again, Nancy. Yeah, that's so what. There was
Speaker 2: like a fucking like a switch, like did they even
Speaker 2: make a like its ceremonial like and with this button press,
Speaker 2: I will light up the lights or the shit just
Speaker 2: turned on, and like, yeah, he's in there, I guess
Speaker 2: you can.
Speaker 1: Yeah that was the president. Must be the president who
Speaker 1: turned that one on. He cares about you and he's
Speaker 1: good president. Yeah, but yeah, I don't know. It's been
Speaker 1: a thing since the early early nineteen hundreds, as opposed
Speaker 1: to the late nineteen hundred. The early nineteen hundreds, when
Speaker 1: a person who worked for Woodrow Wilson came through and
Speaker 1: was like, Hey, I think it would be good for
Speaker 1: Christmas if we did a Christmas tree. And then it
Speaker 1: turned out he was just the vice president of the
Speaker 1: industry trade group, the Society for Electrical Development, and they
Speaker 1: were trying to popularize this new idea of electric Christmas lights.
Speaker 1: Oh and shit of that horse, and now we have
Speaker 1: electric Christmas light every year.
Speaker 2: This needs to be a book called it. Nothing fucking
Speaker 2: matters or makes sense because it was all about making
Speaker 2: money for somebody else the whole goddamn time making fucking lights,
Speaker 2: and like, yo, we need to get this shit happened, man,
Speaker 2: press the fucking president, bro, get on the fucking like
Speaker 2: that shit.
Speaker 1: Also the first Christmas tree, so when they did like
Speaker 1: do that, the first one got so fucked up during
Speaker 1: transport that the White House staff had to like literally
Speaker 1: tie branches from a healthy evergreen tree onto the Christmas
Speaker 1: tree like on some Charlie Brown.
Speaker 2: Shit Frankin tree shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, saddest little Christmas tree.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean shit, I got my I got my
Speaker 2: fake tree.
Speaker 1: You're a require a fake treer.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, my shit's up right now. Yeah.
Speaker 1: We got we got our we got our tree last weekend.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, that's it. I mean I think once for me,
Speaker 2: like I always wanted a tree that's at least like
Speaker 2: five and a half or six feet tall, like at
Speaker 2: a minimum. Would you go to the fucking tree lot
Speaker 2: that shit's like one fifty or something crazy like that.
Speaker 2: I'm like, nah, I'll just buy, Like I'll just buy
Speaker 2: the fake thing and I'll put the scent sickles on,
Speaker 2: you know. Shout out Anna for putting me onto those
Speaker 2: home deeps.
Speaker 1: Shout out to the parking.
Speaker 2: Lot at home Depot, Home Depot Brouck.
Speaker 1: Nah, I love them ken laying their owner.
Speaker 2: That's my guy. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Also, uh so, just another great moment in the history
Speaker 1: of presidential trees. Nixon's tree in nineteen seventy the train
Speaker 1: carrying it from South Dakota derailed twice Jesus, and then
Speaker 1: it fell over in the wind. I didn't hear bright
Speaker 1: part plain about that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I like them too that it fucking
Speaker 2: bulbs on the tree also exploded them because they.
Speaker 1: Both found that tree exploded because of the fireproof spread.
Speaker 1: It feels like the electric lights might have been way
Speaker 1: too early, Like I feel like they just like I
Speaker 1: have a friend whose house burnt down from a Christmas
Speaker 1: tree when we were adults, like when he was his
Speaker 1: like late twenties. His house burnt down from his Christmas tree.
Speaker 1: Like his dog didn't make it. It's fucked up, Oh my.
Speaker 2: God, because the lights like sparked up the tree and shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, oh, and like I feel like they just
Speaker 1: got the Christmas tree lighting technology, like at least men. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: like these, but this motherfucker was popularizing it in like
Speaker 1: nineteen twenty three. Yeah, because you know it would.
Speaker 2: Be like some shit too, Like I remember like people
Speaker 2: put like fucking fragrances on a light bulb and shit,
Speaker 2: you're like, oh, that might not be a great fucking combo.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: It's like you're putting fuel on a heat source. But
Speaker 2: I remember like those og Christmas lights from the eighties
Speaker 2: and shit that were like the size of your thumb.
Speaker 2: Those ss will get so fucking hot. Yeah I can.
Speaker 2: Yeah anyway, so shout out led technology. I guess keeping
Speaker 2: us safe.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, those are some of the things that
Speaker 1: are trending on this final episode of November No good
Speaker 1: fucking Ridge, November.
Speaker 2: One last time, you fucking ghostly loser, thirty fucking days.
Speaker 1: December baby, all right, those are the things that are trending. Yeah,
Speaker 1: back tomorrow with a whole ass episode of Oh Yow.
Speaker 1: Until then, be kind to each other, be kind to yourself,
Speaker 1: get the vaccine, get your flu shot, don't do nothing
Speaker 1: about white supremacy, and we will talk to you all tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Bye bye,