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Speaker 1: Hey, hey, hey, you look at you.

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Speaker 2: You have a turtleneck on.

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Speaker 1: I know you have like a golden tunic. It's beautiful.

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Speaker 3: What is that?

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Speaker 2: It's an adult crop?

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Speaker 3: You know what I mean? I like an adult crop.

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Speaker 2: Sure, like let it come down to the belly button,

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Speaker 2: you know, and then when I raise my hand.

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Speaker 3: Uh, oh, you get a little bit of skin, but

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Speaker 3: not too much. Sure, not just a dollar?

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Speaker 2: But do you a scoach?

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Speaker 1: I love it?

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Speaker 3: What's up?

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Speaker 4: Welcome to adulting. I'm Jordan Carlos. I am joined as always.

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Speaker 4: Buy my coat from co Michelle Buteaux. Try to catch

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Speaker 4: her if you can.

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Speaker 3: You can't.

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Speaker 4: She's booked, busy and blessed. And she looks amazing. You

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Speaker 4: can't see, but she's wearing a bold red lip today.

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Speaker 4: Her hair is gray, her tunic looks amazing and I

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Speaker 4: love her.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. What in the wedding speech is going on?

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Speaker 3: Thank you so much?

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Speaker 2: Thank you so much. You have a turtleneck on, like

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Speaker 2: you about to go back to school.

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Speaker 3: Let's talk about it. Is a cashmere?

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Speaker 1: Is a cash It's one hundred percent casual cashmere.

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Speaker 4: Nice and uh it hides all the wrinkles in my

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Speaker 4: neck because I'm getting sold.

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Speaker 2: The wrinkles on the neck is a real thing. I

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Speaker 2: looked at my neck the other day. I was like,

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Speaker 2: what in the tree trunk is going on? You know

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Speaker 2: how you get the little rings in the tree. But

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Speaker 2: that's okay. It just means that we're wiser and we

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Speaker 2: know how to tip. That's all that means.

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Speaker 4: That's what that means. I don't do eighteen anymore. I

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Speaker 4: do twenty two to twenty five absolutely.

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Speaker 2: You know what, though, I feel like I have to

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Speaker 2: overtip someone when someone's like, I'm such a fan. Oh,

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Speaker 2: I was going through a bad day and then I

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Speaker 2: listened to your special or podcast.

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Speaker 3: Then I feel like I got to overtip.

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Speaker 1: That's how they get you.

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Speaker 2: That's how they get me. And my husband's always like,

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Speaker 2: do you have to them like I do? Because I

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Speaker 2: really do believe like you get what you give. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: so I'm okay. These people are on their feet all

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Speaker 2: day long, you know what, Let's tip them.

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Speaker 4: It's true, it's true, and the wage still hasn't gone

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Speaker 4: up all that much, and then you make you make

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Speaker 4: up for it with the tips. That said, your husband

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Speaker 4: and I had this wonderful conversation about when you tip

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Speaker 4: at a coffee shop or whatever it is, and they

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Speaker 4: show you that screen. You know, it's always on an iPad.

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Speaker 4: You do the screen and then they look away.

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Speaker 2: Oh it's it's good coffee. They always have an iPad.

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Speaker 3: Do you know what I mean? I mean, they have

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Speaker 3: no pens, no.

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Speaker 2: Paper ooh, they just have like these little recycled paper cups,

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Speaker 2: and they just put your drink down. They don't even

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Speaker 2: call you a name, they don't act. They're just like,

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Speaker 2: you just put the drink down, like you're supposed to

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Speaker 2: know what latte is yours?

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: I get anxious. They don't even have like little wooden

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Speaker 2: stir things. They just have whole ass spoons, like vintage spoons.

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Speaker 2: Oh sure, have you cleaned this since nineteen seventy two?

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Speaker 2: I am confused. I love those coffee shops where they

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Speaker 2: serve it to you in a glass. Ooh. They try

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Speaker 2: to be too cute because it's hot coffee, you need

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Speaker 2: a handle. It's like, are we too cute to have

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Speaker 2: the edge where I'm supposed to sip.

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Speaker 4: It's too much. But haven't you had latte out of

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Speaker 4: a bowl. Isn't that like that's a thing right in Italy?

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Speaker 3: You can what?

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Speaker 2: Oh, yes, I have seen this, Yes, with like the

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Speaker 2: gigantic croissants. Anytime people try to put something huge in

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Speaker 2: their mouth, my TMJ is triggered. And yes, that can

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Speaker 2: be a dick joke if you want it to be.

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Speaker 2: But I'm just talking in generala. I almost got botox

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Speaker 2: to like help my TMJ.

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Speaker 4: Lol, really listen any reason for it. Botox is a

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Speaker 4: good thing for those who want it. Yeah, put that

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Speaker 4: botulism right in your face.

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Speaker 2: You are so shady in a turtleneck.

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Speaker 3: It's too much.

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Speaker 4: It doubles as a nice bottaclava. But how does that

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Speaker 4: help with a TMJ. I don't know how botox helps

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Speaker 4: with TMJ.

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Speaker 5: Girl.

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Speaker 2: I didn't know this is gonna be an episode of

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Speaker 2: Back to Oz, so I don't remember what TMJ stands for.

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Speaker 2: Great now I'm gonna be on my podcast all stupid.

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Speaker 1: Ish shows in the comments.

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Speaker 2: But since I was twelve years old and I had braces,

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Speaker 2: I don't know what happened. But when I am stressed,

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Speaker 2: and so that's essentially TMJ like you have to like

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Speaker 4: Yeah, oh my god, tendons and muscles. Why stop doing it, Patty? Yeah, okay, Well,

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Speaker 4: thank you for that. I appreciate that. And by the way,

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Speaker 4: you're gonna get it. So many dms like I too,

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Speaker 4: have suffered for TMJ. Thank you Michelle for having the

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Speaker 4: courage to tell me about TMJ.

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Speaker 2: I didn't know Ebenezer screwed. I was gonna pop into

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Speaker 2: my pop into my dms. Also, like, yeah, man, do

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Speaker 2: what podcast is wild? Stand up you could talk about stuff,

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Speaker 2: make it funny, and keep it moving, like just the

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Speaker 2: way you can craft real life stories into stand up.

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Speaker 2: People are like, was that real? But podcasting it's so

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Speaker 2: wild because it is what it is. It's like one

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Speaker 2: of the truest forms of like fucker because I didn't

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Speaker 2: realize how much I share. You're just sort of like

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Speaker 2: talking to people on stage or like talking to your

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Speaker 2: just gives you TMJ looking at it, and people will

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Speaker 2: that I don't remember. And as I'm talking about TMJ, like,

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Speaker 2: y'all know more about my body than my own doctors,

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Speaker 2: Like everybody knows so much about my holes. That's all

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Speaker 2: I want to say. That's all I want to say.

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Speaker 2: That's him.

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Speaker 3: Our guests.

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Speaker 4: Yes, such a funny individual also from New Jersey, A dad,

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Speaker 4: a husband, so many layers.

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Speaker 1: Uh, very surprising.

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Speaker 2: You guys should know that our guest, Christopher Gethard, is

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Speaker 2: an authority in Black History Month. And with that, I

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Speaker 2: bid you ad joy.

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Speaker 5: Shoot, I think I just got moyed.

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Speaker 3: This is exciting, very exciting.

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Speaker 1: You had quite a fashion week.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so Cynthia Rally, designer icon, really cute fucking lady

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Speaker 2: for fashion week to present her new fashion line. She

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Speaker 2: was like, fuck fashion shows, like we've done it, we've

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Speaker 2: seen it. I want to support female comedians. So she

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Speaker 2: made a couture piece for all of us and there

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Speaker 2: were eight comedians and we did a show, a comedy

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Speaker 2: she was like say anything you want, this is your world, Okay,

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Speaker 2: let me belt you and I was like okay, bitch, and.

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Speaker 3: We did it.

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Speaker 2: The show was at Sony Hall, which was special for

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Speaker 2: me because that's where I filmed my Netflix special Welcome

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Speaker 2: to Utopia with Sony Hall, and I hadn't been there

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Speaker 2: it was magical as fuck. And also, like fashion has

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Speaker 2: made me feel like such an outsider, you know, just

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Speaker 2: going to Catholic school and have those uniforms that like

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Speaker 2: so the skirt is higher in the back. You know.

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Speaker 2: I even auditioned to be a cheerleader in college because

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Speaker 2: I'm very flexible. Tell somebody and start all those rumors.

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Speaker 2: I am very flexible. It goes back and don't worry

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Speaker 2: about it. But they didn't have a place for me

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Speaker 3: A cutoff, an empire waste.

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Speaker 2: Yeah and no, it was like literally your tummies out,

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Speaker 2: oh yeah, and they're like, you know, we don't even

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Speaker 2: go up to your size. So like that's been my

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Speaker 2: whole life, Like I want to express myself through clothing,

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Speaker 2: but everything that fit me was black, and so I

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Speaker 2: always look like a Greek widow everywhere I went. Truly,

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Speaker 2: it was giving Puerto Rican Johnny cash at a prison

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Speaker 2: thoughts and players, it was not okay, and it sucks

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Speaker 2: when you want to fucking express yourself and everything is,

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Speaker 2: you know, in black, unless you want to wear black,

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Speaker 2: and I don't fucking mine, but fuck it still, and

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Speaker 2: so like, yeah, man.

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Speaker 3: It was nice to be what were you wearing?

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Speaker 2: I was wearing a very cute floral dress. It was

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Speaker 2: giving like plus size Lisa Bonet without the top hat.

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Speaker 2: And I'm just thinking about all the hat boxes in

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, that comes for me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and my dyslexic mind, I'm like, Lisa also spells sale.

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Speaker 2: But I'm still getting on to where I got to anyway.

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Speaker 2: So the point is, I know, welcome to a beautifoe

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Speaker 2: mine out. So I'm doing the fitting and almost like

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Speaker 2: have a panty moment? And she's like, what you mean?

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Speaker 2: I said, take out the lining, Let's see a little poem.

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Speaker 3: Let's see a little pump pum.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and she was like are you comfortable with that?

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Speaker 2: And I'm just like, listen, big bitches love their body.

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Speaker 2: Everyone thinks we don't, we fucking do. I'm proud of it.

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Speaker 2: It's everybody else that doesn't like it, and they don't

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Speaker 2: need to because I love it, Like, yes, let's fucking

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Speaker 2: show it.

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Speaker 3: I'm because what's wrong with society? Is this way? Great? Great?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Like it really bothers me when people are just

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Speaker 2: like Liz's so confident. I'm like, yeah, man, why the

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Speaker 2: fuck wouldn't she be it's her body, Like we don't

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Speaker 2: you that you don't understand that we are fucking joyful

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Speaker 2: and beautiful no matter what shape, size, or shade we are.

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Speaker 3: Bitch, Like, how the fuck do you not know that?

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Speaker 3: I've had a week y'all?

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Speaker 2: I saw magic Mike three.

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Speaker 3: Chinning. You have no business?

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Speaker 1: He still got it. You still got it.

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Speaker 3: Look he never he never lost a bit.

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Speaker 2: What you mean, Selma Hayek, why are you leaving your

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Speaker 2: rich billionaire husband and doing that?

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Speaker 3: Like she's good.

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Speaker 2: She's also very flexible. And it was just campy and

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Speaker 2: was like everything else with the dancing was wonderful. I

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Speaker 2: went to go see MJ the musical Oh Oh Oh

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Speaker 2: controversial mixed.

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Speaker 3: Reviews in the house.

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Speaker 2: It's a topic yes, it's a topic and I'm here

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Speaker 2: for the discussion.

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Speaker 3: Not now, but I'm definitely here for it. We don't

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Speaker 2: But I will say this, it was beautiful. Those songs

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Speaker 1: I didn't know he made the videos. It's okay, that's

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Speaker 1: That's New York for you. Thank you for the lesson.

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Speaker 4: They're just like, fuck you.

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Speaker 1: You didn't know the even streets go east in the city.

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Speaker 3: You're fucking moron.

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Speaker 1: And now some of you are like they do.

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Speaker 2: Okay, all right, I'm very excited to bring out our guests.

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Speaker 3: He is so.

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Speaker 2: Fucking wonderful and magical and hilarious. He's done shows, he's

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Speaker 3: Please? Give it up for Chris.

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Speaker 7: Get it Chris Christ, Christ Christ?

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Speaker 3: How are hello? I'm read good. Thanks you so much

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Speaker 4: Embrace man, DJ Don.

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Speaker 1: Well over here.

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Speaker 7: How are you?

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Speaker 3: Longtime? No see?

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Speaker 7: This show has had a relentless amount of energy and

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Speaker 3: Don't what are I'm talking about. I'm not known for energy.

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Speaker 1: You just have to be you, Chris energy. Don't worry

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Speaker 4: I'm just so glad that we have two children of

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Speaker 2: Yeah, born and raised, but I left and never wants

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Speaker 7: I left and tooth and nail to get back, and

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Speaker 4: But that's what I feel, Just like New Jersey just

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Speaker 3: Like shit thrown out. I feel like I'm okay. I

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Speaker 7: It's defensive and only prove every stereotk about New Jersey crag.

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Speaker 2: Jersey girls will fucking make a party and then burn

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Speaker 2: it the fuck down, you know what I mean, Like,

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Speaker 3: And so like I feel like for me.

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Speaker 3: It is an angry place, yeah it is.

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Speaker 7: It's funny because I'm like known as a nice guy

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Speaker 7: And part of that is Jersey, Like you're in the

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Speaker 3: Not brighter colors, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: I always thought, like, did no one fucking die and

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Speaker 2: This drab beige and brown in the Apocalypse? There was

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Speaker 3: It's a very confused ding on.

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Speaker 6: Hold on, he's talking about the fashion choices in apocalyptic movie.

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Speaker 3: I am what's it? Oh?

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Speaker 4: I got I never thought about that. Yeah, they don't

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Speaker 2: And people are eating fucking dog food out of a

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Speaker 2: fucking can't. No one's taking a ship, like, I don't

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Speaker 2: want to say you don't have to take a ship

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Speaker 3: It's very confusing.

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Speaker 7: I mean, I would I would, I would ship my

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Speaker 7: pants if I was running from a zombie. I'm with you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you would ship.

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Speaker 7: Probably I wouldn't even get there because I'd kill myself immediately. Yeah,

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Speaker 7: in an apocalypse killer, I'm not always on the verge

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Speaker 3: Everybody knows this about it.

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Speaker 7: This isn't shocking shocking if people didn't already know that

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Speaker 3: It's all good.

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Speaker 6: No, I feel like I feel like in an apocalypse,

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Speaker 3: Like you think so, oh man, you think you're making

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I'm a scrounger.

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Speaker 3: You need me.

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Speaker 1: You're need a scrappy little fuck like me.

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Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying. That's true.

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Speaker 4: Absolutely, I can go three days without food. I'm fun,

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Speaker 4: You're fine, but you don't like conflict. So I feel like,

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Speaker 4: how like me? You need someone like me to be

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Speaker 2: Although I could never run like a camp I'm bad

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Speaker 2: at math, I feel like I would make you know.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, would there would be somebody to do that?

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Speaker 3: For you.

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Speaker 6: You you just have to be the leader. Don't worry

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Speaker 3: Okay with me, bo, we gotta plan you guys. I

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Speaker 3: love it.

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Speaker 1: Join us, Join us, Chris.

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Speaker 2: What's it like being a parent in Jersey?

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Speaker 7: Wow, it's Chris has a son? I do I have

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Speaker 7: a study's about to turn four? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 7: I would say that being a parent in New Jersey

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Speaker 7: Yeah, it's lame and it's boring, but it's also full

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Speaker 1: Now you got yourself a riding more or what are

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Speaker 7: No riding mower? I got an electric push mower. Electric

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Speaker 7: went to edging, not the jerking off kind.

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Speaker 1: Like, yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 7: I went all organic a year and a half ago

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Speaker 7: This is what being a parent in New Jersey is, like,

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Speaker 7: oh god, yeah, I'm so bored.

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Speaker 3: It's not great.

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Speaker 1: That's not great.

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Speaker 7: Here's how bored I got. Yeah, this is true. I uh,

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Speaker 3: Yes, this is true. I've never seen someone more heartbroken.

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Speaker 7: I used to be the king of hipster comedy in

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Speaker 7: I drive an ambulance on Tuesday nights.

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Speaker 3: It's true.

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Speaker 7: It's really sad. It's really fucked up and sad, but

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Speaker 7: it's great. Well, I have heard a shift from my

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Speaker 4: That's true, fucking amazing. Are you like in the city,

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Speaker 4: You know, you be the urban kind of dis jockey thing, where's.

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Speaker 3: Like woo whoop, whoop whoop.

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Speaker 7: I will tell you I do have a blue light

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Speaker 7: and I was like, hey, I'm driving the ambulance and

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Speaker 7: he's like, what are you talking about?

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Speaker 3: That to Honda and I was like, no, don't.

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Speaker 7: You hear the call go out? They're waiting for me

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Speaker 3: So now I do? I have a siren light in

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Speaker 1: That's fucking awesome.

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Speaker 2: It's wild, come on, but I mean it's kind of cool.

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Speaker 7: I did have to go to a scene where I

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Speaker 7: and he had accomplices who got away. So there were

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Speaker 7: this is pretty cool.

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Speaker 3: Cool shit.

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Speaker 7: I'm like living in an action movie. Every Tuesday night.

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Speaker 7: My training was given to me my man named Larry Wepler.

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Speaker 7: Me and Larry Wepler drive around in the ambulance.

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Speaker 3: It's fucked up.

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Speaker 2: It's sad, friend, Where the fuck do I go?

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Speaker 3: So what?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 3: Truly?

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Speaker 2: But wait, but wait a whole ass minute, Jordan, Wait

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Speaker 2: a minute?

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Speaker 3: He are you now talking about me in front of me?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 3: No, it seems like you are.

447
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Speaker 2: We are, Yeah, Jordan, he drives an ambulance.

448
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Speaker 3: I heard him every Tuesday night.

449
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Speaker 1: Every Tuesday night, but then he covered one shift from

450
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Speaker 1: one to four the day.

451
00:20:55,560 --> 00:20:56,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, no, but.

452
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Speaker 2: He so, yeah, Okay, besides the why all.

453
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Speaker 3: This ship you've seen?

454
00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:04,760
Speaker 2: Are you just like pulling up to Duncan Donuts being

455
00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:07,160
Speaker 2: like soup? Can I guess something for free?

456
00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:08,080
Speaker 3: Like what are the perks?

457
00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:12,280
Speaker 7: Uh? No, there's no, there's really no perks. It's not

458
00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:14,680
Speaker 7: like I'm just drying. It's not like I'm on patrol

459
00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:17,760
Speaker 7: around town in the abune. It's not like you just

460
00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:22,480
Speaker 7: cruise around and you're like, who's hurt? Like you wait until.

461
00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:25,679
Speaker 3: They call you. It's not like I'm like. It's not

462
00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:28,320
Speaker 3: like me and a retiring named Larry Webler.

463
00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:31,720
Speaker 7: He's like cruising around Morris County, New Jersey, like what's

464
00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:34,479
Speaker 7: up on these streets?

465
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Speaker 3: It goes Yeah, you.

466
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Speaker 7: Just sit it at over the pager and then it's

467
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Speaker 7: like we waym when I'm like I gotta go, and

468
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Speaker 7: my wife is like do good baby, And then.

469
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Speaker 1: Oh that is Do the cars in New Jersey do

470
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Speaker 1: they give way? Though they give way?

471
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Speaker 3: Sometimes they don't.

472
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Speaker 1: Yeah.

473
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Speaker 7: I once had a paramedic yell at me because you're

474
00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:54,240
Speaker 7: on our way to the hospital, and some guy got

475
00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:55,800
Speaker 7: in front of us and he's like, do you have

476
00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:58,040
Speaker 7: the lights on? I'm like, yeah, I can't control the

477
00:21:58,040 --> 00:22:00,240
Speaker 7: fact that dick heads in New Jersey pulling front of

478
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:01,440
Speaker 7: ambulances and stop.

479
00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:03,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, sir, yeah is that?

480
00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:05,960
Speaker 2: And it's also the people, like especially on the FDR,

481
00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:09,800
Speaker 2: that like try to follow the ambulance behind them.

482
00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:13,600
Speaker 3: I'm like, what a bunch of dicks? Are you the dick?

483
00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:16,320
Speaker 4: Absolutely, that's like, oh my god, I'm going to use

484
00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:19,720
Speaker 4: this sports term. But it's like it's like in football,

485
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Speaker 4: you have a blocker and you're just like all the

486
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Speaker 4: way to.

487
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Speaker 1: The Brooklyn Breck.

488
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Speaker 3: Touchdown?

489
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Speaker 4: No, no, do you drive on the shoulder to depend Absolutely,

490
00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:38,679
Speaker 4: I'm like you should drive with me.

491
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Speaker 3: I know, I don't know how we're friends.

492
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Speaker 4: I know I give substitute librarian energy, but I I drive.

493
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Speaker 4: I drive like I'm an adjacent Bourne film, Like I

494
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Speaker 4: am Craig crying the banine.

495
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Speaker 3: This is a whole asstha from me.

496
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Speaker 1: It's really cool, though.

497
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Speaker 2: Yeah, this is this is very fucking cool.

498
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Speaker 3: What else? I mean?

499
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Speaker 2: We gotta get to questions, but I just want to know,

500
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Speaker 2: like is there anything else? So you're like, fuck, I

501
00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:01,919
Speaker 2: could do that.

502
00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:05,159
Speaker 3: You're asking me like if I have any life goals?

503
00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:10,960
Speaker 7: Left horrible questions the sad truth you want to know

504
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:11,480
Speaker 7: the statue.

505
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:13,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just kind of waiting to die at this.

506
00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:19,800
Speaker 3: How many goals I'm on the other side of ambition. Yeah,

507
00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:24,880
Speaker 3: I'm on the other side. So I was a notorious

508
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Speaker 3: hard worker and.

509
00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:27,840
Speaker 7: A big time community guy, and when it came to

510
00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:29,679
Speaker 7: New York County and at this point, I'm like, I

511
00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:31,399
Speaker 7: guess I'll just work on my lawn and drive this

512
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Speaker 7: ambulance until I dropped it.

513
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Speaker 1: Chris, No, what No?

514
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Speaker 6: We want more for Chris, Right, everybody tired.

515
00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:45,320
Speaker 3: I'm tired. I want what you want.

516
00:23:45,359 --> 00:23:48,240
Speaker 2: I don't want to put expectations on some bullshit for you.

517
00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:06,760
Speaker 7: Before Marie came out, you wished your Happy Black History Month,

518
00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:08,360
Speaker 7: and I want to say the same Happy Black.

519
00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:10,520
Speaker 3: History Month to you and everybody else else. Don't it

520
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Speaker 3: tell you?

521
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Speaker 7: It brought back a memory that I'd completely forgot about.

522
00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:15,480
Speaker 7: I grew up in a town that was extraordinarily diverse.

523
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Speaker 7: My junior high school is probably sixty percent white, forty

524
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Speaker 7: percent black. And in seventh grade, they had a Black

525
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Speaker 7: History Month trivia contest and they brought us all into

526
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Speaker 7: the cafeteria and so we're going to announce the winner,

527
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:34,919
Speaker 7: and then they said the winner of the trivia contest.

528
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Speaker 3: Rest easy.

529
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Speaker 7: It ends well, they said the winner of the trivia

530
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Speaker 7: I was really good at trivia, is the point. And

531
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Speaker 7: they said third place, and it was a black student

532
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Speaker 7: second place.

533
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Speaker 3: And it was a black student first place. Chris Gethers.

534
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Speaker 1: God damn.

535
00:24:50,359 --> 00:24:51,679
Speaker 3: And when you guys wished.

536
00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:55,080
Speaker 7: Maria happy Black History Month, that memory brought back up

537
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Speaker 7: as I stood up and the principal of the school

538
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Speaker 7: and everyone was like, ooh, this is not great.

539
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:03,240
Speaker 3: Like everyone was like it's not great, and I.

540
00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:05,800
Speaker 7: Like walked up and I never forgot that prize was

541
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:08,240
Speaker 7: a really one of them big ass twigs bars, remember,

542
00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:14,399
Speaker 7: And I walked up and I was like, thank you

543
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Speaker 7: so much.

544
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Speaker 3: Yeah, go back in.

545
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Speaker 7: I did. I shared the twigs bar with a number

546
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Speaker 7: of my black friends.

547
00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:33,320
Speaker 3: To do it all right. Reparation reparations. It turned out okay.

548
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Speaker 7: I will say I was shocked to hear that people

549
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Speaker 7: in the balls were shouting no, don't do this at

550
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:41,040
Speaker 7: the beginning of that story. I think it turned out okay.

551
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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a professional storyteller.

552
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Speaker 2: He knows what he's Doings from the audience Chris, Okay,

553
00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:50,560
Speaker 2: let's see how old is too old for a child

554
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Speaker 2: to sleep in bed?

555
00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:52,520
Speaker 3: With their parents.

556
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Speaker 4: What do they call that when you sleep in the

557
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Speaker 4: bed with your child co sleeping?

558
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Speaker 3: Right?

559
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Speaker 4: Thank you so much? Like the paper clip from Microsoft

560
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:08,080
Speaker 4: word thank you. I think it definitely takes away from

561
00:26:08,119 --> 00:26:10,840
Speaker 4: sexy time and you do you should uh as soon

562
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Speaker 4: as you can. And I'm sure it's too late because

563
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:15,920
Speaker 4: you're writing this question. But at twelve weeks, a child

564
00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:19,520
Speaker 4: can sleep by itself and that's what we did. And

565
00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:21,320
Speaker 4: the point of me telling you that is I'm better

566
00:26:21,359 --> 00:26:24,440
Speaker 4: than you. And no, but I think I think you

567
00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:26,919
Speaker 4: should really try for the separation. You really should, because

568
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:30,720
Speaker 4: I know that it's probably taking a toll on that relationship.

569
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Speaker 4: You can't have the child in the bed with you

570
00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:35,840
Speaker 4: and make sexy times. You can't have the child rule

571
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Speaker 4: the roost.

572
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:39,120
Speaker 2: I think boundaries are important, but like, do you work

573
00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:41,119
Speaker 2: a lot? Are you not home a lot? Is this

574
00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:44,320
Speaker 2: just like your kid wanting to spend some time with you?

575
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:46,520
Speaker 2: Maybe you could say you get thirty minutes set in

576
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Speaker 2: a little alarm, you get thirty minutes cuddles in bed,

577
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:50,359
Speaker 2: or maybe you like sleep in there bet or whatever,

578
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:52,679
Speaker 2: but like you know, just to have a kid in

579
00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:54,719
Speaker 2: your bed all the time, that's wild.

580
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:56,760
Speaker 3: You also need your own fucking sleep. Do you know

581
00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:57,240
Speaker 3: what I mean?

582
00:26:57,320 --> 00:27:00,600
Speaker 2: Like my daughter, who's fully pot he trained it for

583
00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:03,800
Speaker 2: she's ready to pay the mortgage. I don't understand. She's

584
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:05,879
Speaker 2: four years old. She's like, Mama, need privacy. I'm like,

585
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:07,840
Speaker 2: what for crayons? What the fuck are we talking about?

586
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:11,200
Speaker 3: She said that, Yeah, I need privacy. Do you mind?

587
00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:17,480
Speaker 3: I'm like, no, does she know what that is?

588
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:21,120
Speaker 2: I don't fucking she's she's a fully realized woman.

589
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:22,200
Speaker 3: I don't understand.

590
00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:24,879
Speaker 1: Your daughter came out like a bumblebeat.

591
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:26,160
Speaker 3: It's wild, Yes, it's wild.

592
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:28,119
Speaker 2: She's looking at people in the face and they're just

593
00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:30,080
Speaker 2: like why she looked at me like that.

594
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:31,600
Speaker 3: I'm like, maybe you should do better. I don't know

595
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:32,240
Speaker 3: what you're doing.

596
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:34,679
Speaker 2: But like when I'm in the bathroom, she'll come in

597
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:36,560
Speaker 2: and try to like give me a ted talk. I'm like,

598
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:38,640
Speaker 2: can I get some privacy? She's like, okay, but one

599
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:41,560
Speaker 2: more thing, And I'm like, what the fuck? The point

600
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:43,600
Speaker 2: is having your kids sleep in your bed all the

601
00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:45,400
Speaker 2: time is like your kid in the bathroom and you're

602
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:46,080
Speaker 2: trying to take a shit.

603
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:47,320
Speaker 3: You need your own time.

604
00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:50,560
Speaker 7: Yeah, Sometimes when my son can't sleep, I will take

605
00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:52,800
Speaker 7: him and I'll go sleep on the couch next to him,

606
00:27:53,119 --> 00:27:55,479
Speaker 7: but it does not encroach on my bed's right.

607
00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:59,080
Speaker 3: Give him what he needs if he really needs it. Yeah,

608
00:27:59,119 --> 00:28:01,600
Speaker 3: but it's not in my Yeah, I get it.

609
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:06,000
Speaker 2: There's also there's also really great toddler melatonin.

610
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:09,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's all.

611
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:12,440
Speaker 3: Came a mile. Don't worry or.

612
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:15,400
Speaker 6: Do slumber parties. Slumber parties are fun, not in your bed,

613
00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:17,760
Speaker 6: but in their room. All right, what's the next question?

614
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:21,160
Speaker 4: It says, how can I be comfortable traveling alone?

615
00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:21,920
Speaker 3: Oh?

616
00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:24,480
Speaker 1: Bonus, traveling alone as a woman.

617
00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:26,879
Speaker 2: Traveling alone for me is bad because you know, between

618
00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:28,679
Speaker 2: the tits and the freckles and the half people just

619
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:31,800
Speaker 2: want to People think I'm like, do you.

620
00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:32,320
Speaker 3: Know what I mean?

621
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:34,760
Speaker 2: Like, I'm just like a friendly clown. People want to

622
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:35,119
Speaker 2: talk to me.

623
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Speaker 3: I'm like no.

624
00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:40,280
Speaker 2: People think I work at the restaurants I try to

625
00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:45,920
Speaker 2: eat at. I'm like, what the fuck? I just say,

626
00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:49,640
Speaker 2: always look busy, Just bring a book, Always look behind you. Sometimes,

627
00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:51,440
Speaker 2: Like when I was in my twenties living in the

628
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:53,720
Speaker 2: city Solon, I would walk on the street and so

629
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:55,880
Speaker 2: the sidewalks at night because.

630
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Speaker 3: I see all those little alley ways. You ain't gonna

631
00:28:57,800 --> 00:28:58,920
Speaker 3: snatch me up, bitch.

632
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:04,240
Speaker 2: Never leave your fucking drink and never accept a drink

633
00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:06,080
Speaker 2: from somebody. If you can't afford to pay your own

634
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:07,680
Speaker 2: drinks on vacation, don't go on vacation.

635
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:11,800
Speaker 1: Yep, what about you? You traveled a lot well.

636
00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:13,560
Speaker 7: I used to be a big proponent of, like, you

637
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:16,040
Speaker 7: gotta get out there, go on some solo road trips.

638
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:18,360
Speaker 7: You gotta like drive across the country at least once.

639
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:21,040
Speaker 7: It'll totally change your perspective. I used to be very

640
00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:23,440
Speaker 7: vocal about that, and then I will say, and I'm

641
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:25,920
Speaker 7: not trying to score any points here. I did realize

642
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:28,720
Speaker 7: I am, at the end of the day, a white guy,

643
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:32,920
Speaker 7: and I realized, like, oh, a solo road trip, Like

644
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:35,160
Speaker 7: there's a whole history at a road trips in this

645
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:37,080
Speaker 7: country that I don't have to deal with. So yeah,

646
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:39,080
Speaker 7: I'd kind of choose on questions like that to just

647
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:40,920
Speaker 7: shut the fuck up at this point in my life.

648
00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:43,480
Speaker 4: I'm being honest and I'm not is this hapfter you

649
00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:44,880
Speaker 4: won the Black History contest?

650
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:45,600
Speaker 1: You realize that.

651
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:51,240
Speaker 2: Big and that is what allyship looks like.

652
00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:54,240
Speaker 7: At the end of the day, I'm just still taking

653
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:55,760
Speaker 7: bites out of that big TwixT bar, you know.

654
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:58,360
Speaker 3: I'm still try to learn still a lar.

655
00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:02,080
Speaker 1: Figure rush CRUs.

656
00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:07,080
Speaker 3: I cannot, I fucking cannot. Someone is written in very small,

657
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:08,160
Speaker 3: tight handwriting.

658
00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:11,920
Speaker 7: Oh no, oh, I want to spend my forties somewhere

659
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,200
Speaker 7: besides New York City.

660
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:16,400
Speaker 3: Where should I move's?

661
00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:20,320
Speaker 2: You know, there's a whole ass block. There's a block

662
00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:23,800
Speaker 2: for everything, And there's even a blog for black and

663
00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:27,040
Speaker 2: brown and mixed families, like where can they travel in

664
00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:29,320
Speaker 2: the world? That's like the safest. So I say, do

665
00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:32,040
Speaker 2: some research. And also, you know where you want to go?

666
00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:35,080
Speaker 2: Deep down inside? Why don't you ask yourself where where

667
00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:37,320
Speaker 2: the fuck do you want to go? And don't commit

668
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Speaker 2: for a year. Go for a month, get yourself a

669
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Speaker 2: nice little airbnb, breathe some different air go to a

670
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Speaker 2: new fucking coffee shop, whatever, like just fucking do it, No,

671
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Speaker 2: Biggie Smalls, I love that.

672
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Speaker 3: I'll also say Sri Lanka. I'll also put Sri Lanka.

673
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Speaker 1: Just go to Sri Lanka.

674
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Speaker 7: Philosophically, I agree with you, but if you want a

675
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Speaker 7: specific I'll just throw Sri Lanka against the wall.

676
00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:03,840
Speaker 3: I went the best place I've ever been. Oh okay,

677
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:07,720
Speaker 3: I was like, I didn't know you've been. Just like, fantastic.

678
00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:10,200
Speaker 2: Oh, this question is for me, Michelle. Any advice for

679
00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:12,440
Speaker 2: a mixed race couple that is trying to adopt.

680
00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:22,480
Speaker 3: I'll take this one. If you don't want, I could

681
00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:29,240
Speaker 3: just jump in. I could just jump in. Yeah, a

682
00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:30,880
Speaker 3: few more Black History Month stories.

683
00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:42,560
Speaker 2: Uh oh yeah, mixed race couple trying to adopt, you're

684
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:43,240
Speaker 2: an inspiration.

685
00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:43,560
Speaker 6: Oh.

686
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:47,000
Speaker 2: As a parent, we try to adopt too. We try

687
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:48,880
Speaker 2: to adopt while we were trying to have our own kids.

688
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:51,200
Speaker 2: And it was just, you know, the fact that your

689
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:55,239
Speaker 2: heart is big enough to love someone that isn't your

690
00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:58,800
Speaker 2: DNA is fucking You're already a walking angel on earth.

691
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:01,120
Speaker 2: Thank you so much, you know, I mean, like, that's amazing.

692
00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:05,160
Speaker 2: I would say, do the research. I went to like

693
00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:08,120
Speaker 2: two places. It was very expensive because as you go

694
00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:13,920
Speaker 2: deep into the process, each contract that you fill out

695
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:19,040
Speaker 2: interview costs money. And so we got deep into a

696
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:23,080
Speaker 2: process with one adoption company and then then all of

697
00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:26,959
Speaker 2: a sudden, like a couple of thousand dollars in just talking,

698
00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:28,800
Speaker 2: they're like, oh, you're still trying to have your own

699
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:31,800
Speaker 2: children at the same time. That's like against the rules

700
00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:33,800
Speaker 2: or some shit. And I was like, that's fucked up.

701
00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:37,880
Speaker 2: So I would say, do the research, save your money,

702
00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:41,160
Speaker 2: and manage your expectation. It's a different type of hurt

703
00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:43,720
Speaker 2: and rejection when you're trying to adopt and you can't

704
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:47,240
Speaker 2: and you don't expect it because you're just like, wait

705
00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:48,720
Speaker 2: a minute, I thought I could just show up and

706
00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:50,640
Speaker 2: just like be like I want to love this person

707
00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:53,120
Speaker 2: for all of my life and then they're still like no,

708
00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:55,520
Speaker 2: and you're like, I don't understand even how to.

709
00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:56,000
Speaker 3: Deal with that.

710
00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:58,960
Speaker 2: So I'd say, manage your expectations, talk to your friends,

711
00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:02,600
Speaker 2: the good ones, and perhaps even get a therapist. Yeah,

712
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:05,600
Speaker 2: the ones that fucking can make complete sentencesn't care about you.

713
00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:10,920
Speaker 1: This is a real one.

714
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Speaker 3: This is a real one.

715
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Speaker 1: Do you have plans for July twenty ninth?

716
00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:18,959
Speaker 3: If not, do you want to come see Beyonce with us?

717
00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:25,520
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be in Amsterdam. I'm down.

718
00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:26,200
Speaker 1: I'm down.

719
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Speaker 3: I love you, Christopher. I'll go to Beyonce. Yeah, thanks

720
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:39,040
Speaker 3: very money. Let me up on Instagram. I'll check the

721
00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:43,360
Speaker 3: message re question mold after the show, y'all go bring

722
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:47,240
Speaker 3: that ambulance, bro I Tuesday night.

723
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:49,600
Speaker 1: Oh what is the next question?

724
00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:50,080
Speaker 5: Chris?

725
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:51,040
Speaker 4: Is it?

726
00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:55,600
Speaker 7: Giants Stadium Barclays' messg I'm in mad.

727
00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:58,320
Speaker 1: Life, mad life, that bad life.

728
00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:02,200
Speaker 7: Imagine how disappointed they'd be if they invited your energy

729
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:06,080
Speaker 7: to Beyonce and Da This show felt obligated to bring

730
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:09,400
Speaker 7: this energy. There's me talking about killing myself and driving

731
00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:10,400
Speaker 7: an ambulance all night.

732
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Speaker 3: It would be something. All right, Jordan, what's the next question?

733
00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:17,960
Speaker 1: It's crazy.

734
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:20,920
Speaker 4: I am a woman in my early thirties, new to

735
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,799
Speaker 4: Crown Heights from DC. What are some of the hot

736
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:25,879
Speaker 4: spots I should check out?

737
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:26,840
Speaker 3: Ps?

738
00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:31,120
Speaker 4: My mother is in town this weekend. Any any suggestions

739
00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:34,279
Speaker 4: for fun activities? This is just I feel like like

740
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:35,520
Speaker 4: you need Google.

741
00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:38,840
Speaker 1: I live in Crown Heights.

742
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:40,719
Speaker 3: Don will go for it.

743
00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:43,160
Speaker 6: I live on the edge of Crown Heights. But this

744
00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:46,360
Speaker 6: cool stuff all been down, no stren food wise. I

745
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:48,560
Speaker 6: don't know your mom and what she'd like, So that's

746
00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:51,120
Speaker 6: on you. Figure that shit out. There is Google, but

747
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:54,759
Speaker 6: Tompkins Tompkins is dope. There's a lot of cool shots

748
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:57,120
Speaker 6: on Tompkins A Restaurants, barbin Chinos, Barbancin.

749
00:34:57,280 --> 00:34:59,520
Speaker 2: You what, just like, look up some black owned shit.

750
00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:02,200
Speaker 2: Take your mom there. I'd be like, look, we are

751
00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:04,400
Speaker 2: like having fun and we're helping the community.

752
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:05,160
Speaker 3: Boom boom pow.

753
00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:07,640
Speaker 2: Take your mom to like lovers and was it Friends

754
00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:08,120
Speaker 2: and Lovers?

755
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:10,640
Speaker 3: Friends and Lovers? Teacher had a clapper ass.

756
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:12,640
Speaker 2: She ain't dead yet. I don't know if she still

757
00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:13,160
Speaker 2: gets wet.

758
00:35:13,239 --> 00:35:16,440
Speaker 7: Fucking have fun, and I'll say, if you and your

759
00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:18,640
Speaker 7: mom are looking for something fun to do on Saturday night,

760
00:35:19,239 --> 00:35:21,520
Speaker 7: if you're a wrestling fan, Sammy's ay and is fighting

761
00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:23,480
Speaker 7: Roman Reigns at the Elimination Chamber.

762
00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:26,120
Speaker 3: It's in Montreal, so you couldn't do in person, but

763
00:35:26,239 --> 00:35:26,600
Speaker 3: you can.

764
00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:30,120
Speaker 7: Watch it on Peacock and watch it on Peacock. That's

765
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:34,319
Speaker 7: what I'll be doing Saturday night in New Jersey. I'll

766
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:36,880
Speaker 7: be watching wrestling by myself. My wife doesn't like it

767
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:37,520
Speaker 7: on TV.

768
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:41,160
Speaker 3: She'll go in person. She likes she likes it in person.

769
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:46,759
Speaker 7: And yes, you guys could buckle down with Peacock and

770
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:48,120
Speaker 7: you'll watch the Elimination Chamber.

771
00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:50,399
Speaker 2: We're gonna see if Samy's Oh my god, okay, Chris,

772
00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:53,799
Speaker 2: well this one off. Yeah, last question, please go oh

773
00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:54,320
Speaker 2: I like this.

774
00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:58,279
Speaker 3: Oh, this is awesome all caps deservedly.

775
00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:03,200
Speaker 7: I just did a toxic boss and stayed with the company.

776
00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:05,319
Speaker 7: How do I celebrate? Oh?

777
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:12,120
Speaker 3: How do you do it? How do you do it?

778
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:12,440
Speaker 4: What?

779
00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:18,200
Speaker 7: Oh my god, I'll say you get everybody from the

780
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:19,480
Speaker 7: Coming together Saturday Night.

781
00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:22,279
Speaker 3: You guys get Peacock, Sammy Jay.

782
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:26,399
Speaker 7: He's trying to take down Roman Rains Universal Championship.

783
00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:30,640
Speaker 3: He's Roman Reigns. We all know the bloodline, storyline. It's

784
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:31,040
Speaker 3: been great.

785
00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:37,600
Speaker 2: Oh my god, anybody, thank you, thank you for being

786
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:38,799
Speaker 2: the change you want to say?

787
00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:44,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely get yourself whatever the fuck you want. Yeah,

788
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:45,680
Speaker 3: do whatever you want. Celebrate.

789
00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:48,480
Speaker 1: I'm like, last question, last question, how much riz do

790
00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:48,759
Speaker 1: you have?

791
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:54,320
Speaker 3: Did you say jiz riz riz?

792
00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:59,800
Speaker 1: They're asking what amount of sex appeal? I think is

793
00:36:59,840 --> 00:37:00,759
Speaker 1: new slang.

794
00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:05,400
Speaker 3: It on the internet. To be fair, I knew what

795
00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:06,480
Speaker 3: it meant the whole time.

796
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:09,160
Speaker 1: That's another black history thing. He knows.

797
00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:14,360
Speaker 3: There's a reason on that contest. I will say this.

798
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:19,560
Speaker 2: For me, what is sexy is when somebody is thoughtful.

799
00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:23,680
Speaker 2: My husband is very thoughtful. I mean truly. One time

800
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:26,200
Speaker 2: we would driving to the West Side Highway. He saw

801
00:37:26,239 --> 00:37:29,080
Speaker 2: a homeless person with no shirt, pulled the car over

802
00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:31,800
Speaker 2: in the middle of the fucking road, took his shirt

803
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:34,200
Speaker 2: off and put it on this man, Why don't you

804
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:37,319
Speaker 2: dig a little deeper and figure out how you can

805
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:40,040
Speaker 2: make the world a better place, even within your five

806
00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:42,040
Speaker 2: mile radius, and that's how you get.

807
00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:42,719
Speaker 3: The ris bitch.

808
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:46,239
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, m.

809
00:37:48,239 --> 00:37:50,880
Speaker 2: That's how people are gonna start spreading their legs.

810
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:52,200
Speaker 3: You thoughtful?

811
00:37:56,360 --> 00:38:00,840
Speaker 4: What were you gonna say, Jordan, I think that it

812
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:05,120
Speaker 4: is important to to, yes, be thoughtful with a lady.

813
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:13,240
Speaker 4: That's that's my chosen people. And I've always been interested

814
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:16,000
Speaker 4: chosen people. Yeah, my chosen people are the women. And

815
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:18,480
Speaker 4: uh no, no, I think I think it's always important.

816
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:20,200
Speaker 4: Like this is what I always used to do to

817
00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:22,400
Speaker 4: my wife and I still do this to her. No,

818
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:25,520
Speaker 4: no to her, to her, I put it on and

819
00:38:25,719 --> 00:38:27,560
Speaker 4: I put all the RIZ on her. And this is

820
00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:34,000
Speaker 4: what I did is getting worse. I know, I'm digging deeper. No, whenever,

821
00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:36,120
Speaker 4: whenever we would meet for a date, whatever it was,

822
00:38:36,239 --> 00:38:38,279
Speaker 4: I'd be like, oh my gosh, she looks so great,

823
00:38:38,680 --> 00:38:42,120
Speaker 4: Like I know it takes time to like do your hair.

824
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:43,960
Speaker 1: And everything like that, and Dick got got, got ga

825
00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:46,520
Speaker 1: and get and you know what, she liked it.

826
00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:50,160
Speaker 4: So complimenting something complimenting, but complimenting the amount of time

827
00:38:50,239 --> 00:38:52,800
Speaker 4: it takes to like prep is important.

828
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:56,360
Speaker 2: I think, Christopher, what does the riz mean to you.

829
00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:57,759
Speaker 3: I'll tell you.

830
00:38:58,480 --> 00:39:00,960
Speaker 7: The honest answer is I grew up with no RIZ,

831
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:04,080
Speaker 7: and at this point in my life I would say

832
00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:07,759
Speaker 7: I have no RIZ. But I will say there was

833
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:11,080
Speaker 7: a stretch in my younger days when I stumbled into

834
00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:13,200
Speaker 7: having a confusing amount of.

835
00:39:13,239 --> 00:39:15,880
Speaker 3: Risks for a while. I went through a real I

836
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:17,719
Speaker 3: went through a real ridge driven stretch there.

837
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:20,239
Speaker 7: I had a lot of fun when I was young,

838
00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:22,719
Speaker 7: and I always kept it above board and respectful. I

839
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:24,880
Speaker 7: learned what the appeal of a guy like me was

840
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:26,759
Speaker 7: at a certain point, and I realized, you just got

841
00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:28,280
Speaker 7: to lean into yourself and own yourself.

842
00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:32,000
Speaker 3: You know. Yes, that's wonderful.

843
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:38,360
Speaker 2: We asked all our guests, what is the most adult

844
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:40,360
Speaker 2: thing you want to do for yourself that you haven't

845
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:41,399
Speaker 2: had the chance to do yet.

846
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:45,000
Speaker 3: Oh good god, this is the lamest answer.

847
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:47,439
Speaker 7: But I would say I want to I just want

848
00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:50,920
Speaker 7: to clean my garage and have it stay clean. I

849
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:54,239
Speaker 7: want to stretch my garage and not turn around four

850
00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:56,240
Speaker 7: days later and have it worse than before.

851
00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:56,760
Speaker 1: I can't.

852
00:39:59,000 --> 00:39:59,440
Speaker 3: I need it.

853
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:03,360
Speaker 2: You on that we have too much stuff. Thank you

854
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:17,400
Speaker 2: so much for coming you. Wow, uh huh, I've never

855
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:18,040
Speaker 2: felt so seen.

856
00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:18,600
Speaker 3: Yeah.

857
00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:23,919
Speaker 2: Clean garage, A clean garage. That's all I ever wanted.

858
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:26,440
Speaker 2: Like when you have an apartment, You're like, I need

859
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:27,960
Speaker 2: a house. I need a house. And then you get

860
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:29,960
Speaker 2: a house, You're like, why does it feel like I'm

861
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,360
Speaker 2: a hoard all of a sudden, Like when you have

862
00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:34,200
Speaker 2: a bigger purse. You have a bunch of shit in

863
00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:36,160
Speaker 2: your purse that you don't need, but just the fact

864
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:38,680
Speaker 2: that you can carry, you have it. And so I'm like,

865
00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:40,680
Speaker 2: I have never felt so seen.

866
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:41,160
Speaker 3: Yeah.

867
00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:43,600
Speaker 2: I always remember my friends growing up in Jersey, their

868
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:46,480
Speaker 2: dad's garages where I'm just like, ooh, you hiding some

869
00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:47,160
Speaker 2: bodies in here?

870
00:40:47,239 --> 00:40:49,040
Speaker 3: This is messy, or.

871
00:40:51,239 --> 00:40:54,600
Speaker 2: Or they're like so neat and I'm like, okay, dexter,

872
00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:56,759
Speaker 2: you hid in the bodies, but we don't know where,

873
00:40:57,160 --> 00:40:57,680
Speaker 2: you know what I mean?

874
00:40:58,280 --> 00:41:03,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, I love always seeing that crasp and tool organization. Yes, ooh,

875
00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:06,640
Speaker 4: the hobby horse of it all. Oh baby, it's terrifying.

876
00:41:06,680 --> 00:41:10,440
Speaker 1: If you have no oil stains, that's a scary, scary situation.

877
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:15,320
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm raising an eyebrow. Kais and I last summer

878
00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:18,560
Speaker 2: we did a deep dive in our garage and it

879
00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:20,680
Speaker 2: wasn't as scary as I thought it would. Be it

880
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:24,280
Speaker 2: was very cleansing. Sure, a clean garage, a clean basement,

881
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:29,960
Speaker 2: a clean like an organized linen closet, a good ass

882
00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:33,480
Speaker 2: like cheese drawl that you wipe out.

883
00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:34,040
Speaker 3: Huh.

884
00:41:34,239 --> 00:41:38,200
Speaker 1: And that, my friend, is what we call adulting. Shelby tow. Yes,

885
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:41,239
Speaker 1: it's been a pleasure, ah truly same?

886
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:43,840
Speaker 2: Is it too early for a drink?

887
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:45,439
Speaker 1: It's half pass some monkey's ass.

888
00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:53,480
Speaker 3: I'd say go for it. This has been an exactly

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Speaker 3: right production.

890
00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:56,200
Speaker 2: Our senior producer is g Holley.

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Speaker 1: Our associate producer is Alex Cheese.

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Speaker 2: This episode was mixed by John Bradley.

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Speaker 3: Our guest booker is Patrick Cottner.

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Speaker 2: Additional production support from Hannah Kyle Crichton.

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Speaker 3: Theme song and live show DJing is by DJ Don Will.

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Speaker 2: Our live show producer is Marion Ways.

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Speaker 3: Artwork by Jamie Bechtel.

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Speaker 2: Photography by Chris vander Most.

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Speaker 4: Executive produced by Karen Kilgera, Georgia Hardstark and Daniel Kramer.

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Speaker 2: Follow the show on Instagram at Adulting the Pod.

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Speaker 4: Email your questions to Adulting Questions at gmail dot com.

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Speaker 3: MMM