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Speaker 1: And uh he's joining us in the studio right now,

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Speaker 1: the very talented one of my favorite comedians, Christopher Titus,

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Speaker 1: is hanging out.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm here. I'm in Nashville. Baby is gonna do it?

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Speaker 2: Is this rock?

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Speaker 1: Christopher Titus is here. He's found the guitar in the studio.

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Speaker 1: So we're just gonna see what happens.

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Speaker 3: Then at the end of the day, watching me pick

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Speaker 2: No no no no no no no no no.

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Speaker 3: Nothing good's gonna happen from that. Put it down, idiots.

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Speaker 1: Uh, my guest, Christopher Titus, he has at Zany's this weekend.

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Speaker 1: Two shows tonight, two shows tomorrow night. Let's talk about

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Speaker 1: the tour.

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Speaker 2: What Americ Gouddon. I'm doing Americ Guddon.

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Speaker 3: It's are uniting the country, one drunk audience at a time,

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Speaker 1: So that was the question I was gonna ask, what

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Speaker 3: Uh? You know, it's weird because when I wrote the show,

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Speaker 3: I didn't want to write a political show, but it

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Speaker 3: something crazy happens. You can't get away from no, And

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Speaker 3: I realized that's just, you know, because because he's going

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Speaker 3: here's the problem I have is that I couldn't believe

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Speaker 3: his lego? Hillary? Like?

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Speaker 2: What was that?

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Speaker 4: Look?

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Speaker 3: I want to look like him in a box all

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Speaker 2: Can we do that?

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Speaker 3: So then and then the other half, one of this

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Speaker 2: And that's why we were fighting each other.

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Speaker 3: And I wanted to tell people because families were breaking

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Speaker 2: You just be nice to everybody.

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Speaker 1: Literally, I saw my family tear apart on both sides,

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Speaker 2: I'm stepping back from politics. You go have fun on Facebook.

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Speaker 3: Well, people are like, it's funny because like now, when

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Speaker 4: Giving it up.

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Speaker 2: But families were like, just breaking up for Thanksgiving?

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Speaker 5: Is that how you vote for? Uncle fail?

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Speaker 2: Shut the hell up, Grandma?

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Speaker 5: Is that how you vone?

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Speaker 2: That's what I hope happens to you. A fail, Shut up?

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Speaker 2: Uncle fail Like, people like it got stupid.

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Speaker 3: And then I started to realize that that the only

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Speaker 3: And if we could get together and show we don't

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Speaker 2: But if we count show up.

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Speaker 3: Together in Washington, red baseball hats, those pink those pink

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Speaker 2: How you doing. We worked our stuff out.

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Speaker 3: And I gotta be honest, I love organic lavender pop

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Speaker 3: less evil, dumb ass, What are you talking about.

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Speaker 2: It's like, I think we'd vote for less eevil.

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Speaker 1: I think like eight thousand people voted for the eighth Harambe.

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Speaker 1: It was like Harambe. And I think there's like a

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Speaker 3: And it's throughout history. We've been getting screwed over by

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Speaker 3: Be we, it'd be great, because of course, then when

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Speaker 3: Bring up a new them. There's always a new always

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Speaker 3: So anyway, the show's about if you, if you want

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Speaker 3: This the only way it's gonna work. So and I

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Speaker 2: We got we did.

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Speaker 2: So it's not it's people that Hollywood lived hard man.

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Speaker 3: I'm not a political comic. I've met this on the

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Speaker 3: Well, if you look at like arm the children and

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and you know what a twelve year old should

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I be like, no one, how's it going, Doug.

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Speaker 3: When you're on first name basis, you're just kind of like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: You know?

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Speaker 3: So that's the next shows. It's stories I shouldn't tell.

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Speaker 3: And it's by far the darkest thing I've ever written. Man,

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Speaker 1: No, my guest, Christopher Titus is hanging out with us.

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Speaker 1: He is at Zany's this weekend, two shows tonight, two

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Speaker 5: So call me when you can't. Thanks, click and they

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Speaker 3: what I mean? Though, Like it's okay. People are like,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you live with your mom let's get you a

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Speaker 3: Yeah, don't kick people out of your country if your

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Speaker 1: This it's just my thing is it's just crazy because

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Speaker 3: My my biggest fear is that if this Trump gets

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Speaker 2: And you know the problem. I actually think the biggest

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Speaker 3: Here's why liberals have started doing this thing where if

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Speaker 3: obnoxious and so.

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Speaker 2: Everybody's a big shit behind a keyboard.

444
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Speaker 3: But yeah, but see, I have a schedule on my website.

445
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Speaker 3: You can track me. You can show up to the

446
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Speaker 3: Friday second show.

447
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Speaker 2: And go Joe from North Dakota and track him. Yeah,

448
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Speaker 2: Gluca for four four four seven civic? What are you

449
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,560
Speaker 2: doing me so tight? Does you wrote me some horrible themes?

450
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Speaker 2: Let's go outside by now you'll meet, let's do.

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Speaker 3: These so so that could happen, so U So I

452
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Speaker 3: always temper it just enough, but uh I think so anyway,

453
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Speaker 3: So liberals are just riding these Trump people, and that's

454
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Speaker 3: why their back is up. You know, anybody who goes

455
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Speaker 3: I voted for this guy and I made a mistake.

456
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Speaker 3: No one goes, good, dude, Thank God, you finally woke up.

457
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Speaker 2: You should a idiot loser.

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Speaker 3: So, like, my grandma's eighty four years old, and she

459
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Speaker 3: she voted for Trump. And we're playing cards after Christmas dinner.

460
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Speaker 3: And in the middle of card plays, no, we weren't

461
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Speaker 3: even talking about it, she just goes, I wish the

462
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Speaker 3: man would put down the tweeter. I just he's an idiot.

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Speaker 2: I So one thing that's I can't believe I voted

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Speaker 2: for this man. He's I made a mistake. And you

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Speaker 2: know what I didn't do.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, bitch, yeah, suck on this grandma, because that would

467
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Speaker 3: have been wrong.

468
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Speaker 2: As funny as that would have been, it would have

469
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Speaker 2: been wrong. I just said, good job, lady.

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Speaker 1: And that's the thing is like people are now realizing

471
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Speaker 1: and it's like the people that are sitting there saying, well,

472
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Speaker 1: you shouldn't have voted for Trump, is the same person

473
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Speaker 1: that voted for Harambe Yeah right right, yeah yeah.

474
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Speaker 3: Unless you voted, unless you voted for legit man, you

475
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Speaker 3: don't really have a whole lot of I always say this,

476
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Speaker 3: if you didn't vote, you don't.

477
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Speaker 2: Get the bitch, right, Yeah, that's the things, Yeah.

478
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Speaker 3: You don't. You can't claim American rights now when you

479
00:16:56,440 --> 00:16:58,920
Speaker 3: didn't use them, when you had the shot, you had

480
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Speaker 3: the shot to change it, and he didn't.

481
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Speaker 2: You know, I agree with that too.

482
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Speaker 3: If a lot of people claim to be Americans and

483
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Speaker 3: when you look what they believe, you're like, dude, that's

484
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Speaker 3: not do you know what the constitution says that you

485
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Speaker 3: don't believe any of that? And I think that's where

486
00:17:09,840 --> 00:17:11,399
Speaker 3: we got to be right now. And last night we

487
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Speaker 3: had last night Games where we had it was a

488
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Speaker 3: very diverse audience and same with Orlando, a lot of

489
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Speaker 3: Trump people and they were all like no, and like, yes,

490
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,520
Speaker 3: there's here's when I knew this show. I got the

491
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Speaker 3: show right cause I started writing like Trump jokes and stuff.

492
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Speaker 2: And it's easy.

493
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Speaker 3: It's because you get five new ones a day. You

494
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Speaker 3: get five new Trump jokes a day at least at least,

495
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Speaker 3: and so that was easy. And that's that's the I

496
00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:33,880
Speaker 3: think that's the obvious thing to do, you know, just

497
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Speaker 3: just hammer the guy.

498
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Speaker 2: But and that's what I used Twitter for.

499
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Speaker 3: So when I wrote this other show about it, I

500
00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:44,200
Speaker 3: wanted to approach it from not I was right. I

501
00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:46,359
Speaker 3: didn't want to approach it from guys. Here's what because

502
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Speaker 3: I hate when political comedians like just what I believe

503
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Speaker 3: and you should believe it to you, that's I don't care.

504
00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:52,959
Speaker 3: I hate there's comics that I enjoy that do that,

505
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Speaker 3: and I hate it. I wanted to approach it like

506
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Speaker 3: is this weird to you guys too?

507
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Speaker 2: Because this is weird to me. Like the wall. He

508
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Speaker 2: said that the wall.

509
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Speaker 3: Uh this funnies thing came up the wall before Spicer left.

510
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Speaker 3: He goes, part of the wall is gonna be invisible.

511
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Speaker 2: He just kind of said what.

512
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Speaker 3: Yeah. And that's the thing about I feel bad for

513
00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:12,840
Speaker 3: Trump people because because they have to now they have

514
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Speaker 3: to now back him up whatever he says, they have

515
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Speaker 3: to back up and be like yeah, invisible. Yeah, they

516
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Speaker 3: built it this morning. Look at that three hundred and

517
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Speaker 3: twenty foot invisible wall. That's right, we're gonna go on visible,

518
00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:25,320
Speaker 3: go big that. And joining the Space Force. Yeah, ain't

519
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Speaker 3: no space Force. It's called NASA and the Air Force.

520
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Speaker 3: But okay, bro, yeah yeah yeah yeah, everybody. I swear

521
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Speaker 3: as soon as that happen, it's like everybody's like.

522
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Speaker 2: I'm quid mud job joining the Space Force.

523
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Speaker 3: I really, it's we live in an absurd time, and

524
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Speaker 3: the weird thing is I thought we were doing so well, man,

525
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Speaker 3: we had we we were doing so well, and it

526
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Speaker 3: just we hit here and it just got crazy. So

527
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Speaker 3: that's what I'm talking about. You. I trust me, when

528
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Speaker 3: you come see America and it's not what you think

529
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Speaker 3: it is, you will feel so much better about where

530
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Speaker 3: we're going and what and how we can come back

531
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Speaker 3: together as a country.

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Speaker 5: Man.

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Speaker 2: That's awesome. My guest Christopher Titus is hanging out with us.

534
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Speaker 1: He's got two show tonight at Zanni's, two shows tomorrow night.

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Speaker 1: Definitely should check him out. Very funny guy, and thank

536
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Speaker 1: you so much for spending some time with us.

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Speaker 2: Thanks man.

538
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Speaker 3: And depending how drunk people get, man, maybe won't get naked.

539
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Speaker 3: Will just us come together as a company. Won't get naked.

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Speaker 3: That is the best thing