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Speaker 1: It's time to go around the room with Elvis Duran

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Speaker 1: in the morning show.

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Speaker 2: We need to go around the road. I know Froggy's

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Speaker 2: got something he wants to say. What was that that

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Speaker 2: sny little Hm, He's probably.

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Speaker 1: Gonna say something negative about his beautiful I was going

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Speaker 1: to she did something really irritating, but I'm not going

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Speaker 1: to talk about it.

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Speaker 2: You know what, not a day goes by Froggy because

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Speaker 2: Tony railing his wife.

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Speaker 3: She does not wish, No, she does things that are weird.

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Speaker 3: We were having dinner last night in a restaurant. It

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Speaker 3: wasn't the nicest place, but it was a restaurant. She

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Speaker 3: answered the phone on speakerphone. I'm like, oh no, that's

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Speaker 3: not good.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's why.

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Speaker 3: See, I'm so this, I'm this a valid reason.

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Speaker 4: We will side with team Froggy.

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Speaker 1: On that one.

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Speaker 4: Now let's go around the road. What is on the

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Speaker 4: minds of people in the room. I'm gonna start with you.

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Speaker 2: So that was that was not your around the room,

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Speaker 2: So it was not official around the road.

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Speaker 3: Today's a sad day here at the radio station because

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Speaker 3: there has been in the vending machine number one eighteen

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Speaker 3: in the vending machine here the top right has been

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Speaker 3: for some reason, Bogo. For like the last two weeks,

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Speaker 3: you go buy one bag of chips, the little spindle

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Speaker 3: spends twice two bags fall out. They caught on and

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Speaker 3: fixed it. Now it's back to one bag of chips.

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Speaker 3: And so it's a sad day here because I went

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Speaker 3: to go get my munchies and instead of getting two bags,

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Speaker 3: only got one.

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Speaker 4: They fixed whatever. Yeah, they fixed it. Well, did someone complain?

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I'm guessing the guy figured it out. So that's fine.

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Speaker 3: It's it was a nice wall that lasted. Well, I

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Speaker 3: know they're probably losing money, right, That's why I said,

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Speaker 3: I understand why he fixed it. I'm just saying it's

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Speaker 3: a sad day for me. For him, it's better for him,

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Speaker 3: but bad for the consumer. It's better for the product guy. Well,

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Speaker 3: it's a sad day at our station too because nothing's working.

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Speaker 3: That's like, yes, before, that's that's a day. That is why. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: at least your your potato chip machine works, said number

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Speaker 3: one eighteen.

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Speaker 4: Hey, what's up, Danielle? What's on your mind?

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Speaker 2: So?

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Speaker 1: I love when I take the social and I see

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Speaker 1: something and I go, yeah on me yesterday, So someone

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Speaker 1: will said yesterday, I bought a world map, gave my

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Speaker 1: wife a dart and said, throw this and wherever it lands,

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Speaker 1: I'll take you there. We're spending three weeks behind the refrigerator.

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Speaker 4: It will never land where it needs to go, it

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Speaker 4: will go. Have you decided to pull that thing out

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Speaker 4: to see what's back there? I can't even imagine.

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Speaker 1: I can't even imagine something living, can't even imagine.

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Speaker 4: Scary keeps moving towards me. Are you next?

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Speaker 5: I'm trying to well, I'm trying to see if Sam

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Speaker 5: is with us or not.

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Speaker 4: Sam, dam damn Scary you did?

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Speaker 2: So.

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Speaker 4: A couple of my friends are taking me to brunch.

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Speaker 5: This was like a blated birthday gift because it's of

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Speaker 5: all the storms that we've had and everything like that.

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Speaker 5: Is it wrong if I ask a fourth person to

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Speaker 5: come because it's three of us?

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Speaker 4: Yes? Yes, if they're paying, Well, I wanted Elvis to come,

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Speaker 4: He's gonna ask me.

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Speaker 5: And then but then I'm like, wait a second, And

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Speaker 5: I don't want to get Elvis all caught up in

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Speaker 5: this because then when Elvis joins, Elvis usually ends up paying,

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Speaker 5: and I don't want that to happen either. So how

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Speaker 5: do I invite him, don't lunch, you don't another one?

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Speaker 4: So wait, so now I'm not invited? No another day?

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Speaker 4: Wait you just you would just disinvite Okay.

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Speaker 6: He shouldn't have invited you in the first day. If

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Speaker 6: it was a closed brunch and two guys are like, hey,

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Speaker 6: we want to buy you something, scary inviting you to

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Speaker 6: that is weird and ratty.

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Speaker 5: The thing was, it was our friend Astra and I

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Speaker 5: and they want to take me to brunch.

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Speaker 4: For my birthday.

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Speaker 5: If I invited Elvis, that would actually add to the fun.

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Speaker 4: So I think they would. They'd probably rather hang out

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Speaker 4: with me than you.

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Speaker 5: Maybe not too, but what I'm saying is that would

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Speaker 5: be a great foursome right there. But I don't want

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Speaker 5: you to get like tricked into like buying lunch. And

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Speaker 5: then is it wrong if I invite This is.

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Speaker 4: Some sort of reverse psychology.

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Speaker 6: He said, buy lunch.

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Speaker 4: They're buying, right, they're buying lunch.

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Speaker 5: But then if I invite him to the table, then

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Speaker 5: they have to pay for him as well.

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Speaker 3: Well.

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Speaker 1: He can pay for himself, he's a big boy.

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Speaker 4: I'm just say this whole thing got weird. Well, I

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Speaker 4: guess I'm not going to brush I think you should.

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Speaker 1: Just ask him out to go with you guys on

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Speaker 1: a day. No, no, no, I.

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Speaker 4: Want you to come and skip your workout. No no, no,

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Speaker 4: I haven't. I've got other stuff I have to get done. Thanks.

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Speaker 6: You know, it's always tough with him when you invite

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Speaker 6: him out and you're like, I'm paying. He won doesn't

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Speaker 6: like you to do it because he's like, you don't

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Speaker 6: tip en off and I'm getting the most expensive bottle

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Speaker 6: of wine. That's fine, I know how you tip.

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Speaker 4: You have to trust I always get the expensive wine.

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Speaker 4: Always overtip. Yes, we can do that. Did yours? Has happened?

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Speaker 7: Nate?

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Speaker 2: His friends are taking him out for belated birthday brunch,

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Speaker 2: so he invited me earlier. But now he just said

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Speaker 2: maybe I shouldn't be invited because they're buying my brunch.

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Speaker 2: So I'm uninvited.

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Speaker 4: I can't. Right here on the radio in front of everyone.

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Speaker 7: I want you.

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Speaker 1: Are you going to You're going to lunch with his friends?

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Speaker 1: Greasy Gary and lying Larry.

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Speaker 2: Outhouse, Louis, Oliver Salvadar Steaks. By the way, I don't

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Speaker 2: even know who's gone. Froggy went, Did you go?

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Speaker 4: I did?

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Speaker 7: Not?

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Speaker 4: Okay gone? Was going on.

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Speaker 6: Well, I was gonna talk about you in a different

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Speaker 6: way because you're one of my favorite people to eat

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Speaker 6: with because you are always down to split food and

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Speaker 6: that makes me happier than anything else.

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Speaker 4: Where's that muffin?

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Speaker 6: The muffin is here?

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Speaker 4: I look, I split it? Pass that over which You

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Speaker 4: have friends that don't?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I have friends who don't want to share food?

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Speaker 6: Who will go? And my favorite thing is, let's all

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Speaker 6: order a bunch of little things and then eat off

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Speaker 6: of each other's plates and have all the food.

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Speaker 7: No.

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Speaker 6: I have so many friends who are like, I'm just

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Speaker 6: gonna go ahead and get my own thing of pasta,

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Speaker 6: and I find them boring and horrible. I mean, I

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Speaker 6: do love them, but I might I prefer people who

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Speaker 6: like to share food. There's less waste and I get

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Speaker 6: to eat more things. E exactly, So thank you for

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Speaker 6: sharing food with me all the time.

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Speaker 2: Some people are grossed out as the thought of someone

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Speaker 2: else eating their same food, even if they don't cross forks.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, oh yeah, no, that's weird.

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Speaker 6: I don't mind, we don't have to eat off the

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Speaker 6: same fork, but sharing food that's weird.

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Speaker 7: I'm a food sharer Hey, what's up there. Sometimes you

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Speaker 7: gotta call out the douchebags. I'm about to call out

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Speaker 7: some douchebags.

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Speaker 4: Guys. Ready for this.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 7: Walking through Washington Square Park, there's a beautiful day yesterday.

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Speaker 7: Everybody's out trying to get some sun. There was a

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Speaker 7: circle of douchebags and they were kicking the soccer ball

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Speaker 7: from one person to the next. And I'm like, I

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Speaker 7: know exactly what's gonna happen here. The ball's gonna come

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Speaker 7: right at my head. Sure enough, somebody misses the ball,

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Speaker 7: it comes.

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Speaker 4: Right at me.

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Speaker 7: Luckily, I move my arm up and I block it

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Speaker 7: just in time. Don't be a douchebag and be kicking

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Speaker 7: that ball around with your shirtless bodies, your dumb asses.

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Speaker 4: Melt.

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Speaker 7: You're gonna you're gonna be on my side here. In

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Speaker 7: a second, I looked to my right. There was a

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Speaker 7: little old lady that.

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Speaker 4: Was sitting there.

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Speaker 7: She must have been eighty eighty five years old, just

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Speaker 7: trying to get some sun. If I had not been there,

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Speaker 7: that little old lady would have been hit right in

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Speaker 7: the noggin. So you douchebags, quit showing up your stupid, oily, sweaty,

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Speaker 7: dirty upper bodies, put your shirts on, go on a

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Speaker 7: room and be a douchebag by yourself.

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Speaker 1: You're so new right now in sexy.

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Speaker 4: He had me until to use them a nogging. It

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Speaker 4: had whatever.

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Speaker 7: Don't be a douchebag in public, be a douchebag at home.

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Speaker 6: Okay, let me ask you this so real quick. What

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Speaker 6: had have been a bunch of hot girls and bikinis

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Speaker 6: kicking that soccer ball around with their shirts off?

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Speaker 4: Did you call them douche bag?

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Speaker 7: No?

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Speaker 4: I would have called them something else because that.

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Speaker 7: Little old lady, That little old lady was just sitting

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Speaker 7: there mining her business, and all I could think of

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Speaker 7: is that that thing hit her hurt.

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Speaker 4: She would have been going to Mount Sina.

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Speaker 8: Soccer ball douchebag sweaty, good looking guys with fit bodies.

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Speaker 7: I hope Mode almost came out and Nate yesterday. I'll

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Speaker 7: tell you that I almost turned green and went off

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Speaker 7: to those dudes, douchebags, put your my shirt off and going.

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Speaker 2: After see Scotty. Scotty would disagree, but he's using the

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Speaker 2: term douchebag. But you say there's no such thing.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, they do come in bottles. It's a doucheball. A

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Speaker 4: douche bottle, douche nozzle. They were all douche nods. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Did they want to go around the room do their thing? Yeah, okay,