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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Yeah, what's up?

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Speaker 3: This is donk h I'm sorry hello ho ho ho.

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Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying is this shell? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's Donk donk Yeah, Paul Donkler. Most people just

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Speaker 3: call me Donk though. I'm the entertainment for the work

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Speaker 3: holiday party that you planned.

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Speaker 1: Right, Great, I am in front of my computer, so

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Speaker 1: you can go ahead what you need.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, So I'm just because you So I'm playing the

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Speaker 3: role of Santa for your work party, and I just

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Speaker 3: wanted to know like music selection and the genre of

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Speaker 3: music you'd like me to get down to you, and

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Speaker 3: then also like she'd if I should bring the Elf

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Speaker 3: on the shelf with me.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if you saw that.

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Speaker 1: Actually, I didn't realize that came included. Actually that's really nice. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean probably just regular Christmas. It's fine.

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Speaker 3: You know, I don't know if you have like a

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Speaker 3: mix Okay, well all right, I guess I could put

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Speaker 3: together a routine with some Christmas classics. Okay, that sounds cool.

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Speaker 3: So the Elf on the shelf, like should I you

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Speaker 3: did you see that?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I think the standard Christmas is fine, but what did

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Speaker 1: you mean with the routine? You know, do you have

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Speaker 1: like a certain way that you like people to come

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Speaker 1: up to you.

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Speaker 3: Well, they can just their wands and like throw them

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Speaker 3: in the g street, like you know, they can just

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Speaker 3: throw them in there. It's fine, Like I don't have

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Speaker 3: a problem with that at all. They can just approach.

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Speaker 1: So I'm sorry, do you say g string?

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Speaker 3: Well yeah, I'll not you like of course, like unless yeah,

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Speaker 3: because I cannot go like full donk, you know, because

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Speaker 3: I could get in trouble for that.

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Speaker 1: So by full donk are you saying? You know what,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry?

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Speaker 3: Because like that's actually cool because if I bring the

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Speaker 3: off on the shelf with me, like I do a

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Speaker 3: thing where like I make it so like has a

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Speaker 3: shelf to sit on, if you know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: And that's like a crowd pleaser.

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Speaker 1: Hey, oh my god, have I booked a stripper for you?

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Speaker 1: A stripper? You're I?

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Speaker 3: I am not a stripper new okay, all right, because

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Speaker 3: that like term I find a grating. So I'm a dancer.

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Speaker 3: Like you know, I'm not a stickler about much, but

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Speaker 3: like I do like to be called a dancer because

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Speaker 3: I put a lot of into my craft.

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Speaker 2: Working to my craft, I do a lot of stuff.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. You know, this is a work party, right,

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Speaker 1: Like I booked you to sit on a chair and

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Speaker 1: people come over and say ha ha.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and they will like there is a portion where

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Speaker 3: I sit down and people can come sit on my lap,

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Speaker 3: you know, and like tell me what they want for

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Speaker 3: the holidays.

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Speaker 2: Like I'll tell them that they've been naughty or nice

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Speaker 2: or whatever. You know what I mean, most people are naughty,

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Speaker 2: by the way.

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Speaker 1: This is not what I intended to book. I absolutely

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Speaker 1: this is a work party and you have to keep

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Speaker 1: your clothes on. Do you have an option where you

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Speaker 1: keep your clothes on?

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Speaker 3: So?

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Speaker 2: Are we like negotiating then for the full donk? Like,

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Speaker 2: is that what's going on?

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Speaker 1: No? We are absolutely not negotiating for the full talk.

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Speaker 1: Okay we are. I have booked a Santa, a regular Santa,

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Speaker 1: a Santa that could be in front of children but

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Speaker 1: will not be but still passibly Santa.

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Speaker 2: You know what I also do.

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Speaker 3: I do this thing to Roodolph the red Nose reindeer

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Speaker 3: where I put like a red nose somewhere and people

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Speaker 3: love that. Dude.

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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, that sounds interesting, but you know what, Actually,

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Speaker 1: just no, I'm going to cancel this. Thank you so much.

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Speaker 3: I do have to let you know that that we

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Speaker 3: don't offer any refunds, so like like you can't get

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Speaker 3: your money back. But I guess I just.

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Speaker 2: So you don't want the donk at your party. You

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Speaker 2: don't want Donk Claus at your party.

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Speaker 1: I do not want donk Clause at my holiday party.

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Speaker 1: Would order any strippers? Panta? Can we party?

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Speaker 3: Your coworker Angela what because.

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Speaker 2: She's the one who set you up for this phone brank.

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Speaker 3: This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a

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Speaker 3: phone prank on you and your coworker Angela set you up.

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Speaker 4: Oh my, she said that even stressed out planning this

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Speaker 4: holiday party, and you hired a Santa, the other bitch

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Speaker 4: you wanted to mess with you?

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Speaker 1: Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 3: So?

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Speaker 2: No full dolphin or what? Still confused?

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Speaker 1: No wake up every morning with Jubal phone pranks