1 00:00:02,880 --> 00:00:07,480 Speaker 1: I leave, then I you wanna way back home? Either way, 2 00:00:07,720 --> 00:00:13,000 Speaker 1: we want to be there. Doesn't matter how much baggage 3 00:00:13,039 --> 00:00:17,680 Speaker 1: you claim and give us time and a terminol and gay. 4 00:00:19,160 --> 00:00:24,320 Speaker 1: We want to send you off instile. We wanna welcome 5 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:29,480 Speaker 1: you back home. Tell us all about it. We scared? 6 00:00:29,560 --> 00:00:33,120 Speaker 1: Or was it fine? Malborn? 7 00:00:49,080 --> 00:00:50,440 Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? 8 00:00:51,080 --> 00:00:54,320 Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride? 9 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:58,360 Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride? 10 00:00:58,960 --> 00:01:00,840 Speaker 1: Do your need to ride? 11 00:01:01,920 --> 00:01:15,720 Speaker 2: Ride you need with Karen and Chris? Welcome, welcome to 12 00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:18,000 Speaker 2: Do you need a ride? This is Chris Fairbanks and. 13 00:01:17,959 --> 00:01:19,160 Speaker 1: This is Karen Kilgariff. 14 00:01:20,040 --> 00:01:23,000 Speaker 2: It is dark and we are chilly. 15 00:01:23,520 --> 00:01:26,959 Speaker 1: It is winter on the West coast, or. 16 00:01:27,160 --> 00:01:32,720 Speaker 2: What we know winter to be here. It's just under seventy. 17 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:37,320 Speaker 1: It is freezing cold, sixty seven, and it's just five 18 00:01:37,360 --> 00:01:38,960 Speaker 1: o'clock in dark as night. 19 00:01:39,160 --> 00:01:42,839 Speaker 2: It's the five o'clock shadow, but not your dad's face. 20 00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:46,360 Speaker 2: I had to pull over and get a flannel because 21 00:01:46,360 --> 00:01:48,280 Speaker 2: you were so cold. Yeah, I was cold in the moment. 22 00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:51,160 Speaker 2: I'm like, there's a crossroads. I had my eye on 23 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:51,840 Speaker 2: this flannel. 24 00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:53,120 Speaker 1: Look at this white truck. 25 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:56,560 Speaker 2: Oh he's gonna go for it, Jesus, Oh, just it's 26 00:01:56,640 --> 00:01:59,320 Speaker 2: gonna go for it. It's just a little bit of bumper. 27 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:04,160 Speaker 2: I'm going to fill the airs. Isn't it illegal for 28 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:05,480 Speaker 2: them to charge for air. 29 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:10,520 Speaker 1: There? Certainly shouldn't be a credit card charger saying on that, 30 00:02:10,639 --> 00:02:12,880 Speaker 1: I know, no way, we're not going to this one. 31 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:19,040 Speaker 2: Oh apparently we are. We're gonna get coughed. Um. 32 00:02:20,080 --> 00:02:25,960 Speaker 1: Oh fucking Angeline. There, Angeline, Yes, do you know what 33 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:29,480 Speaker 1: good luck this is? This is Los Angeles? Good luck 34 00:02:29,560 --> 00:02:32,440 Speaker 1: my friend this is. And she's just pulling in and 35 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:34,840 Speaker 1: pulling that out. She's just where's she going? 36 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:37,000 Speaker 3: She wanted to get air and saw that it costs 37 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:39,440 Speaker 3: two fifty We. 38 00:02:38,760 --> 00:02:42,839 Speaker 1: We just had an Angeline buzzby guys. Twenty twenty four 39 00:02:42,919 --> 00:02:43,680 Speaker 1: is our year. 40 00:02:44,160 --> 00:02:47,080 Speaker 2: She knew she saw our she read our lips. 41 00:02:48,520 --> 00:02:49,440 Speaker 1: That was crazy. 42 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:52,160 Speaker 2: She knew that we saw her. And she's like, I 43 00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:53,040 Speaker 2: don't have time for this. 44 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:57,720 Speaker 1: I cannot talk to those people. That'd be funny. I 45 00:02:57,720 --> 00:02:59,079 Speaker 1: can't be on your podcast. 46 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:03,080 Speaker 2: Please beyond Angeline, Please are we following. 47 00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:05,359 Speaker 1: Her now well by accident? Yes? 48 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:10,120 Speaker 2: Sorry, today's guest. There she is there, she is what 49 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:10,680 Speaker 2: do we say? 50 00:03:10,840 --> 00:03:12,600 Speaker 1: Don't look at her saying anything? 51 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:17,240 Speaker 2: For sure it's her because the lies that's played. Hi, Oh, 52 00:03:17,480 --> 00:03:18,200 Speaker 2: she looks great. 53 00:03:18,560 --> 00:03:20,720 Speaker 1: If you don't know, if you've never heard of Angeline, 54 00:03:20,760 --> 00:03:23,520 Speaker 1: because you don't live in Los Angeles or aren't into 55 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:28,200 Speaker 1: kitchy things. Angeline became famous because of a series of 56 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:32,440 Speaker 1: billboards that her I believe Sugar Daddy Yeah got her 57 00:03:32,440 --> 00:03:35,240 Speaker 1: in the eighties and she still drives around in a 58 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:39,280 Speaker 1: pink corvette in town. And in the nineties, my friends 59 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:43,160 Speaker 1: and I made up a rule that if you spotted Angeline, 60 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:46,080 Speaker 1: it was good luck, and if you spotted Dennis Woodruff, 61 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:46,839 Speaker 1: it was bad luck. 62 00:03:46,920 --> 00:03:48,200 Speaker 2: Who's Dennis Woodruff? 63 00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:50,480 Speaker 1: He was the actor that drove the van around that 64 00:03:50,640 --> 00:03:53,640 Speaker 1: said hire me Dennis Woodroff. And it was all this 65 00:03:53,880 --> 00:03:57,200 Speaker 1: kind of writing all on the car and van, and 66 00:03:57,240 --> 00:04:00,360 Speaker 1: he would come in and try to sell VHS tapes 67 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:04,000 Speaker 1: of his performances. Oh my god, like in restaurants and stuff. 68 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:05,119 Speaker 2: It is bad luck. 69 00:04:05,240 --> 00:04:07,880 Speaker 1: It was. It was bad vibes. It was like, here's 70 00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:10,160 Speaker 1: the two ways it can go for you in Los Angeles, 71 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:13,560 Speaker 1: and we just had I mean, it's very rare to 72 00:04:13,560 --> 00:04:14,880 Speaker 1: cite Angelina anymore. 73 00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:18,080 Speaker 2: So you consider out of those two, Angeline to be 74 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:19,160 Speaker 2: the success story. 75 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:21,760 Speaker 1: I just have decided I need things to be the 76 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:24,279 Speaker 1: way I need them to be. And that's what I'm like. 77 00:04:24,480 --> 00:04:27,200 Speaker 2: I didn't mean to I just was being a arbitrary. 78 00:04:27,320 --> 00:04:30,680 Speaker 2: That was just you know that I look up to her. 79 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:34,599 Speaker 1: You were just trying to clarify what the hell the 80 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:35,920 Speaker 1: logic was behind it. 81 00:04:36,240 --> 00:04:37,920 Speaker 2: I was advocating the devil. 82 00:04:40,279 --> 00:04:44,760 Speaker 1: It's like, I think, coming to Los Angeles, not sure 83 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:46,280 Speaker 1: if you even want to be an actor, or not 84 00:04:46,680 --> 00:04:49,360 Speaker 1: getting yourself a sugar diddy who then pays for you 85 00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:53,159 Speaker 1: to just have kind of an image campaign, not really 86 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:57,000 Speaker 1: doing much, but being like a beautiful, sexy lady. Like 87 00:04:57,080 --> 00:04:59,120 Speaker 1: that's pretty Yeah, I guess that is. I do think 88 00:04:59,160 --> 00:04:59,920 Speaker 1: that's lucky and six. 89 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:04,359 Speaker 2: Yeah, And as far as the self promotion letting people 90 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:09,159 Speaker 2: know about you, she was the first like reality start 91 00:05:09,279 --> 00:05:13,080 Speaker 2: like Kim Kardashian or whatever. She just manufactured her own 92 00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:14,280 Speaker 2: fame and that's great. 93 00:05:14,240 --> 00:05:17,360 Speaker 1: And it's still still affecting our lives. 94 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:21,000 Speaker 2: She's got to be in her late seventies. I saw 95 00:05:21,040 --> 00:05:26,000 Speaker 2: her in is she in the montage? In Barbie that 96 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:29,400 Speaker 2: she's in some montage she I. 97 00:05:29,440 --> 00:05:34,320 Speaker 1: Believe she's in many opening montages when a movie is 98 00:05:34,360 --> 00:05:36,120 Speaker 1: set in Los Angeles, So like. 99 00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:43,680 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, cuts from the rollerblading your guitar guy, Yeah, 100 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:47,719 Speaker 2: who I saw get into a nice Mercedes ones and 101 00:05:47,839 --> 00:05:51,760 Speaker 2: right to Angeline. So if if you have ever seen 102 00:05:51,920 --> 00:05:57,320 Speaker 2: like a sunglasses wearing, like young Dolly Parton looking. 103 00:05:57,960 --> 00:06:00,920 Speaker 1: Person in a movie in the eighties, pink corvette in 104 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:03,120 Speaker 1: a pink corvette, that's Angeline. 105 00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:04,520 Speaker 2: Wow. We're very excited. 106 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:06,719 Speaker 1: I mean, I didn't mean to freak out so much. 107 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:10,000 Speaker 1: It's just that it's like a true that was like 108 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:13,640 Speaker 1: a celebrity sighting. But to people who are from Los Angeles, 109 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:16,640 Speaker 1: where it's like celebrity sightings are actually common. But an 110 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:20,000 Speaker 1: Angeline up close, I don't know if that happens that often. 111 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:24,240 Speaker 2: We ignored we're ignoring low tires because of it. We 112 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:27,040 Speaker 2: had the bolts. We were pulled over to get air 113 00:06:28,040 --> 00:06:32,520 Speaker 2: and uh, the price has got you know, inflation. That's 114 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:34,760 Speaker 2: not a joke that I wanted to say. It just 115 00:06:34,839 --> 00:06:36,039 Speaker 2: kind of came out of me. 116 00:06:36,320 --> 00:06:39,400 Speaker 1: You know what, I'm gonna pull over that I know. 117 00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:41,880 Speaker 2: So that gas station put on your kicking boots. 118 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:45,840 Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna go to the one by the 119 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:49,760 Speaker 1: one on one Caffe perfect so we don't have to 120 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:51,880 Speaker 1: stop by the fucking Hollywood Bowl. 121 00:06:52,080 --> 00:06:55,600 Speaker 2: Yes, and then we will pick up today's guest in 122 00:06:55,600 --> 00:06:57,960 Speaker 2: case you're you already know that if you looked at 123 00:06:57,960 --> 00:07:00,200 Speaker 2: the title, that it's not a solo. Can we have 124 00:07:00,240 --> 00:07:00,560 Speaker 2: a guest? 125 00:07:00,760 --> 00:07:00,880 Speaker 3: Right? 126 00:07:00,960 --> 00:07:02,919 Speaker 1: You know what's going on more almost more than we do, 127 00:07:03,080 --> 00:07:06,280 Speaker 1: because we just got so caught up in the reality 128 00:07:06,320 --> 00:07:07,480 Speaker 1: of the moment that. 129 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:11,400 Speaker 2: We kind of forgot today's mission, the whole. 130 00:07:11,160 --> 00:07:13,280 Speaker 1: Point of why we're talking in a car right now 131 00:07:13,720 --> 00:07:14,400 Speaker 1: in the dark. 132 00:07:14,520 --> 00:07:17,200 Speaker 2: Yeah, we put in air and then we get a guest. 133 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:19,720 Speaker 2: That's right. This is going to be a long episode. 134 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:22,160 Speaker 2: I'll already warn you it might be a two parter. 135 00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:24,080 Speaker 1: Or we have to cut the hell out of it. 136 00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:32,880 Speaker 2: Yes, I have been opening for only famous or going 137 00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:37,800 Speaker 2: up after famous people, which is the last night I 138 00:07:37,880 --> 00:07:41,720 Speaker 2: did the Comedy Store and I was like, yeah, put 139 00:07:41,760 --> 00:07:46,920 Speaker 2: me up whenever. So of course I went after Tiffany Haddish, 140 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:52,200 Speaker 2: Bobby Lee, and Patton Oswald. I could hear the audience 141 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:58,080 Speaker 2: exhale with disappointment when the fame level my star meter 142 00:07:58,280 --> 00:08:04,200 Speaker 2: is so low. And the other the other night, I 143 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:07,640 Speaker 2: worked with our pal Fred Ormiston. 144 00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:11,640 Speaker 3: And Fred Armison. I had a tea in there. I 145 00:08:11,720 --> 00:08:14,400 Speaker 3: used to do that with Nick Schwartzen. I used to say, 146 00:08:14,880 --> 00:08:19,320 Speaker 3: it's the words. I just add consonants o words. I 147 00:08:19,360 --> 00:08:23,560 Speaker 3: don't know why I do that, but Fred says hi, 148 00:08:23,680 --> 00:08:26,080 Speaker 3: and it's Oh. He's a sweet human. 149 00:08:27,160 --> 00:08:29,800 Speaker 2: And I'm more of a fan of him because there's 150 00:08:29,880 --> 00:08:33,400 Speaker 2: a Portlandia channel on my TV and I've been watching 151 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:37,440 Speaker 2: it all I'm the I'm just now discovering Portland. 152 00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:39,520 Speaker 1: Isn't It's so good, it's so funny. 153 00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:42,280 Speaker 2: And I was like, I've been watching Portlandia and I'm like, 154 00:08:42,360 --> 00:08:44,480 Speaker 2: he's like this, I'm wearing a jacket. There was like 155 00:08:44,520 --> 00:08:47,720 Speaker 2: a promo for the show and we both had a 156 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:50,880 Speaker 2: bird on our jacket. I had my little bird on 157 00:08:50,920 --> 00:08:55,440 Speaker 2: my jacket. He had his bird from me. Oh what 158 00:08:55,559 --> 00:08:58,400 Speaker 2: a deal. Wait, let me get the two dollars in 159 00:08:58,440 --> 00:09:02,480 Speaker 2: coins to dollars for air or water. I heard a 160 00:09:02,520 --> 00:09:04,920 Speaker 2: long time ago they can't charge for air, but they're 161 00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:06,800 Speaker 2: doing it. I'll just do it. 162 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:10,480 Speaker 1: There's a dollar, there's a dollar, and here's two dollars. 163 00:09:11,360 --> 00:09:14,080 Speaker 2: Boy, there's coin. If this coin could talk. 164 00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:16,360 Speaker 1: Should wait, give me that one back and we'll. 165 00:09:16,240 --> 00:09:18,320 Speaker 2: Check the year railroad tracks here? 166 00:09:18,440 --> 00:09:20,600 Speaker 1: Giving me that one back? Oh, okay, just in case 167 00:09:20,640 --> 00:09:24,040 Speaker 1: it's worth Yes, worth something. So there's something I have 168 00:09:24,040 --> 00:09:24,600 Speaker 1: to give you two. 169 00:09:24,559 --> 00:09:27,959 Speaker 2: More worth something. Are you still into coin collecting? 170 00:09:29,840 --> 00:09:36,439 Speaker 1: It's more hoarding and checking things later on. Okay, I'm 171 00:09:36,480 --> 00:09:40,640 Speaker 1: sorry about that. No, okay, now we're back in the podcast. 172 00:09:40,720 --> 00:09:42,440 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay. 173 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:46,240 Speaker 1: Wait, so you had to follow those famous people. Yes, 174 00:09:46,280 --> 00:09:49,280 Speaker 1: but then and the audience it felt like they were disappointed. 175 00:09:49,520 --> 00:09:52,160 Speaker 1: And then you did the old Chris Fairbanks dig them out, 176 00:09:52,240 --> 00:09:52,960 Speaker 1: didn't you? 177 00:09:53,040 --> 00:09:56,480 Speaker 2: Well? I just it did make my back sweat, suret. 178 00:09:56,679 --> 00:09:59,160 Speaker 2: And also I'm like, man, I wouldn't be this nervous 179 00:09:59,160 --> 00:10:01,320 Speaker 2: if I was boozing, but I wouldn't do this well 180 00:10:01,320 --> 00:10:03,520 Speaker 2: if I was. And then I do okay, and. 181 00:10:03,640 --> 00:10:05,760 Speaker 1: You do okay, or you do as well as any 182 00:10:05,760 --> 00:10:06,520 Speaker 1: of the famous people. 183 00:10:06,559 --> 00:10:10,880 Speaker 2: I did very well at the Fred Ormiston show, and 184 00:10:10,920 --> 00:10:16,120 Speaker 2: then last night, considering it's tourists going to the comedy 185 00:10:16,160 --> 00:10:23,439 Speaker 2: Store to specifically see Bobby Lee, I felt very good 186 00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:23,760 Speaker 2: about it. 187 00:10:23,720 --> 00:10:24,320 Speaker 1: You did good. 188 00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:28,240 Speaker 2: Yes, it was fun good. It's just you know, in 189 00:10:28,360 --> 00:10:31,000 Speaker 2: three nights, I had to do that twice where I 190 00:10:31,160 --> 00:10:34,600 Speaker 2: just oh cool, I'm let me let let's let them 191 00:10:34,679 --> 00:10:37,920 Speaker 2: show the best case scenario famous people and then let 192 00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:39,200 Speaker 2: me get out there. 193 00:10:39,280 --> 00:10:39,600 Speaker 1: Yeah. 194 00:10:39,679 --> 00:10:43,640 Speaker 2: I like that I like the challenge, the uphill climb. Yeah, 195 00:10:43,760 --> 00:10:48,800 Speaker 2: it's it makes me nervous, and I was very nervous, 196 00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:49,760 Speaker 2: but I did have fun. 197 00:10:50,160 --> 00:10:52,120 Speaker 1: It's good for you though, don't you think as a 198 00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:55,320 Speaker 1: comedian to like then you're actually pulling from somewhere and 199 00:10:55,360 --> 00:10:57,160 Speaker 1: you're actually like kind of engaged. 200 00:10:57,480 --> 00:11:02,679 Speaker 2: Oh for sure. And because mh is that a Chris 201 00:11:02,720 --> 00:11:03,960 Speaker 2: Fairbanks did a bad job? 202 00:11:04,920 --> 00:11:06,840 Speaker 1: Oh no, this is the comedy store calling in and 203 00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:08,080 Speaker 1: saying you were never there. 204 00:11:08,760 --> 00:11:13,120 Speaker 2: Oh. I keep having these fitted dreams where I actually 205 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:17,880 Speaker 2: drive to a location and pay for parking. The reason 206 00:11:17,920 --> 00:11:20,680 Speaker 2: I was so nervous on stage last night is because 207 00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:25,839 Speaker 2: I had a timer for my parking meter and it 208 00:11:25,920 --> 00:11:31,600 Speaker 2: was it was gonna h cancel or expire rather During 209 00:11:31,720 --> 00:11:36,120 Speaker 2: my Tiffany Hattish went a little long. She was delightful 210 00:11:36,120 --> 00:11:38,880 Speaker 2: and she was she said nice things about me. She said, 211 00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:40,920 Speaker 2: I used to it on this guy and we just 212 00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:45,320 Speaker 2: don't talk much anymore. But he's nice. Chris fair It 213 00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:49,080 Speaker 2: was like a very personal Yeah, people did go on. 214 00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:50,480 Speaker 1: That's very sweet. 215 00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:52,720 Speaker 2: Yeah, she is very nice. 216 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:56,640 Speaker 1: Was it tag team or was it she was host show? 217 00:11:56,960 --> 00:11:59,160 Speaker 2: Yeah? And then I brought up Mosh Cashier. 218 00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:00,000 Speaker 1: Oh nice. 219 00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:03,200 Speaker 2: It was a fun group. That's great. April Richardson was 220 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:05,640 Speaker 2: there and we went to Swingers like good old times. 221 00:12:05,760 --> 00:12:07,600 Speaker 2: And sure enough, when I got to my car, a 222 00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:10,480 Speaker 2: meter maid was basically sitting on the hood looking at 223 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:13,920 Speaker 2: his watch. He was just about to give me a ticket. 224 00:12:14,120 --> 00:12:18,439 Speaker 2: I always think I'm being paranoid about you know, parking 225 00:12:18,440 --> 00:12:22,120 Speaker 2: tickets here or meter tickets are like seventy eighty bucks. 226 00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:24,120 Speaker 2: I don't even know what they are anymore because I'm 227 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:27,280 Speaker 2: so paranoid about it. Yeah, I have not got money 228 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:27,720 Speaker 2: in years. 229 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:31,040 Speaker 1: It's such a waste of money. It's like so much 230 00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:32,920 Speaker 1: money gone. It sucks. 231 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:36,040 Speaker 2: I remember when I moved here and I was basically 232 00:12:36,360 --> 00:12:40,839 Speaker 2: paying rent with a credit card and I just had 233 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:45,040 Speaker 2: a stack. I would get so many tickets because the signs, 234 00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:47,640 Speaker 2: it's just fifteen signs, and you have to do algebra 235 00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:52,400 Speaker 2: and cancel out finding out when you can park. With 236 00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:55,080 Speaker 2: all these different rules, it's like, okay, so we're good 237 00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:58,120 Speaker 2: for one hour. No, it's Wednesday, don't It's just they're 238 00:12:58,160 --> 00:13:01,800 Speaker 2: so complicated, and I used to be like, ah, fuck it. Yeah, 239 00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:05,240 Speaker 2: And I would get so many at the time, sixty 240 00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:09,200 Speaker 2: eight dollars tickets, and I would have an overdrawn account 241 00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:12,160 Speaker 2: because I would pay them yep, because if you wait. 242 00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:14,320 Speaker 1: It's hundreds, Well they just double and triple. 243 00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:17,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, it is really a racket. It keeps people. You know. 244 00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:20,760 Speaker 2: You watch that Paradise City Guns and Roses video where 245 00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:22,679 Speaker 2: she gets off the bus to start her career. I 246 00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:27,199 Speaker 2: always think of that specifically because I know that whoever 247 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:29,160 Speaker 2: moves her to get famous, it's just going to get 248 00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:31,280 Speaker 2: ten tickets and to go back to Indiana. 249 00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:34,160 Speaker 1: They're immediately she's going to get off the bus YEP. 250 00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:37,880 Speaker 1: She's going to buy a used CARYEP immediately get it impounded. 251 00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:41,880 Speaker 2: It was easier than bringing her Kia from Kansas City, 252 00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:47,000 Speaker 2: Kansas City, Kia, Kansas City, Kia. We got the car 253 00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:51,600 Speaker 2: for you. Hey, that's their slogan. That's not a slogan, 254 00:13:51,679 --> 00:13:55,400 Speaker 2: it's a song anyway, it is. It is how they 255 00:13:55,440 --> 00:13:59,680 Speaker 2: get it's not convenient to visit here or to fly here. 256 00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:04,880 Speaker 2: They keep the airport poor, poorly designed on purpose because 257 00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:07,480 Speaker 2: they're like, hey, we got plenty of people here, We're 258 00:14:07,520 --> 00:14:09,120 Speaker 2: not going to make it easier for you. 259 00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:12,520 Speaker 1: No, it should. It should be Children of Men's style 260 00:14:12,679 --> 00:14:15,400 Speaker 1: themed challenge to get out of lax. 261 00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:18,720 Speaker 2: Yes, to move here, you should be able to stroke 262 00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:24,240 Speaker 2: a rabbit to death. I was thinking of mice and men. 263 00:14:24,520 --> 00:14:28,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, I got that reference immediately. I don't know what 264 00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:29,040 Speaker 1: else you could have meant. 265 00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:38,680 Speaker 2: Right when you arrive, they make you tell a story 266 00:14:38,680 --> 00:14:43,800 Speaker 2: about tending to the rabbits again, George, and then that'll 267 00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:45,600 Speaker 2: cover just a deposit. 268 00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:48,080 Speaker 1: And staring off into the uber pickup section while someone 269 00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:49,840 Speaker 1: shoots you in the back of the Yah. 270 00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:55,120 Speaker 2: Welcome to town. Hey, but yeah, they you know, Missoula, 271 00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:59,640 Speaker 2: Montana wants people to move there. The college is half 272 00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:01,760 Speaker 2: the and so that it was when I went there. 273 00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:04,840 Speaker 2: So of course, when when you're from out of town 274 00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:07,840 Speaker 2: and you get a parking ticket there, it's a little envelope, 275 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:10,680 Speaker 2: a little letter that says, hey, this one's on us, 276 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:13,880 Speaker 2: welcome to Missoula, and there's like a map of places 277 00:15:13,920 --> 00:15:18,320 Speaker 2: to go for reals some interest. Yeah, And so the 278 00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:23,720 Speaker 2: contrast is always sitting in a special part of my 279 00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:25,040 Speaker 2: frontal lube. 280 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:28,240 Speaker 1: I think people, I think the young people of America 281 00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:33,000 Speaker 1: should know that Missoula's university attendance is low, because that 282 00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:34,880 Speaker 1: would be a great place to go to college. 283 00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:40,160 Speaker 2: Yes, do you like fishing or perhaps snow skiing? Why snowball? 284 00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:45,200 Speaker 2: Mountain has three thousand vertical drop and it's south facing, 285 00:15:46,720 --> 00:15:49,600 Speaker 2: which means the sun hits it all day, melting the. 286 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:55,360 Speaker 1: Snow, making a kind of icy dangerous center. It is 287 00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:55,960 Speaker 1: a family. 288 00:15:56,240 --> 00:15:59,440 Speaker 2: Have you gone your whole life without suddenly breaking your 289 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:02,080 Speaker 2: tailbone while having fun? Snowball? 290 00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:05,120 Speaker 1: And that today at snowball. 291 00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:09,480 Speaker 2: It is Yeah, all all the reasons people, Well, it 292 00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:12,760 Speaker 2: keeps out all the riff raff and buy that. I 293 00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:18,880 Speaker 2: mean millionaires. Zilla's stayed the same. We will be going. 294 00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:22,240 Speaker 2: I will be going there to celebrate my father's eightieth birthday. 295 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:25,720 Speaker 2: Nice and also Christmas. 296 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:28,120 Speaker 1: Yes, that happens too. 297 00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:33,360 Speaker 2: Jesus's one twenty third version of the old ten twenty three. 298 00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:35,320 Speaker 2: Oh god, it's a hard year. 299 00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:37,880 Speaker 1: He is doing that thing. Have you gotten the invitation yet? 300 00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:39,600 Speaker 1: Where he's it's going to be month long? 301 00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:40,800 Speaker 2: Right? 302 00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:42,560 Speaker 1: Oh he is such a drama. Question. 303 00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:47,040 Speaker 2: Oh cool about his birth another destination birthday. I'm always 304 00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:48,400 Speaker 2: having to fly somewhere. 305 00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:51,960 Speaker 1: Jesus, we are not going to Bamp to go snowboarding? 306 00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:58,040 Speaker 2: Well, okay, I'll go open Bar. Oh Bamp. 307 00:16:58,760 --> 00:16:59,800 Speaker 1: I really want to go to Bamp. 308 00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:02,280 Speaker 2: It's wonderful. It's fun to say, and it's fun to 309 00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:05,800 Speaker 2: be there. One time I was there with an old 310 00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:07,800 Speaker 2: girlfriend and there was a. 311 00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:09,440 Speaker 1: Fa how old was she? 312 00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:14,000 Speaker 2: She was she had a lot of sciatic problems and uh, 313 00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:18,479 Speaker 2: what ye it sounds like someone. I can tell by 314 00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:21,960 Speaker 2: the tinge in your voice you could use another massage. 315 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:24,399 Speaker 2: And but I still took her hiking. 316 00:17:24,840 --> 00:17:28,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, and Fortain there is a there was like a 317 00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:31,159 Speaker 1: gondola that was like twenty dollars that would take you 318 00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:31,800 Speaker 1: to the top. 319 00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:33,679 Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh, come on, we could use a 320 00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:38,199 Speaker 2: little hike, and we used charge and it was just 321 00:17:38,280 --> 00:17:42,439 Speaker 2: these switchbacks and it became pitch black. Right at that 322 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:49,200 Speaker 2: moment we saw giant bear tracks my perfect cartoon pawprints 323 00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:52,000 Speaker 2: in the mud and it was muddy and we're both 324 00:17:52,040 --> 00:17:56,800 Speaker 2: wearing like flip flops and Chuck Taylor's yes and h 325 00:17:57,359 --> 00:18:00,199 Speaker 2: but we couldn't turn around, and it was I I 326 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:02,640 Speaker 2: was a bit I was. It was my fault for 327 00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:03,400 Speaker 2: a full year. 328 00:18:04,359 --> 00:18:09,040 Speaker 1: That is quite funny, and I think happens so often. 329 00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:13,040 Speaker 2: And yeah it but even during that I remember we 330 00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:15,400 Speaker 2: would look off into the distance and be like, Oh, 331 00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:19,840 Speaker 2: this is the most beautiful place ever. It's just think 332 00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:24,639 Speaker 2: of Alaska, think of the n Ansel Adams photo bamp. Beautiful. 333 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:26,200 Speaker 2: It's beautiful. 334 00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:26,400 Speaker 1: God. 335 00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:28,560 Speaker 2: We're doing a lot of ad council, We're doing a 336 00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:30,439 Speaker 2: lot of tourism board. 337 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:33,359 Speaker 1: Also, guys, don't forget to eat pork. 338 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:36,760 Speaker 2: Yes, and I've said this before, but I'm going to 339 00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:38,240 Speaker 2: say it again. Call before you. 340 00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:42,439 Speaker 1: Dig guys, eggs, give them a break. 341 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:55,560 Speaker 2: They're healthy again this year, eggs, eggs. But yeah, I'm uh, 342 00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:57,920 Speaker 2: it's time. It's that time of the year again, and 343 00:18:57,960 --> 00:19:02,399 Speaker 2: it's uh. I think that I've figured out. I'm a 344 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:05,000 Speaker 2: big fan of thinking of a perfect gift that everyone 345 00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:07,080 Speaker 2: would want and then just buying a dozen of them. 346 00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:09,679 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and I think this year and stick with 347 00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:13,240 Speaker 2: me on this or protest, it's up to you. I'm 348 00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:14,399 Speaker 2: getting everyone be days. 349 00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:17,639 Speaker 1: That's a perfect gift. 350 00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:20,639 Speaker 2: It is. I mean, the only thing that the only 351 00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:23,800 Speaker 2: drawback is you're giving someone a chore like they're kind 352 00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:27,639 Speaker 2: of pain in the ass, pride in the expression to 353 00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:30,000 Speaker 2: hook up because you have to. 354 00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:31,879 Speaker 1: You know, that's one way to look at it. But 355 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,840 Speaker 1: you could also look at it as you're giving everyone 356 00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:38,240 Speaker 1: an ass bath. Yeah, so how about it sure disappears 357 00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:41,840 Speaker 1: when that warm, warm water shoots right up your buttole. 358 00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:43,720 Speaker 2: A lot of people and a lot of your dads 359 00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:49,919 Speaker 2: may be apprehensive because of lingering, I think homophobia. The 360 00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:53,520 Speaker 2: people are scared really of water hitting their butt. They're 361 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:56,359 Speaker 2: afraid that they'll like it, And yeah, you will like it. 362 00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:59,199 Speaker 1: That seems like, yeah, exactly, you will like it, like 363 00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:02,880 Speaker 1: every and probably reptile on earth does. 364 00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:07,920 Speaker 2: All these European countries, everyone's been right about bidets. 365 00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:10,919 Speaker 1: And Asian country. It's the entire world, but America. 366 00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:13,800 Speaker 2: Yeah, so don't be afraid if you got a dirty 367 00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:15,560 Speaker 2: butt out there. Still you're a bigot. 368 00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:20,200 Speaker 1: And how would you know? You must trust accept the bidet. Yes, 369 00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:23,679 Speaker 1: this is a commercial for not even buying bidets, just 370 00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:25,199 Speaker 1: accepting them when they're given to you. 371 00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:28,719 Speaker 2: It's funny because I had no feeling about the bidet. 372 00:20:30,119 --> 00:20:30,239 Speaker 4: Uh. 373 00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:34,200 Speaker 2: But I did do a podcast where at the end 374 00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:37,800 Speaker 2: they said, thank you for being our guest. Here's a bidet. 375 00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:38,760 Speaker 1: Nice. 376 00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:41,439 Speaker 2: That was the parting gift. And I'm like, okay, I 377 00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:44,119 Speaker 2: get and I I didn't hook it up for like 378 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,679 Speaker 2: a full year, and then one day I decided to 379 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,200 Speaker 2: and it changed my life. 380 00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:52,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just the best. It's the best. We I Uh. 381 00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:54,920 Speaker 1: When Georgia got married, they got married at the Madonna 382 00:20:54,960 --> 00:21:00,399 Speaker 1: Inn in San Luis Obispo or nearby, and our had 383 00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:01,200 Speaker 1: a bidet. 384 00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:03,320 Speaker 2: And you never used one before. 385 00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:05,360 Speaker 1: I had never used one. I knew what they were, 386 00:21:05,359 --> 00:21:08,320 Speaker 1: and I knew that they were very popular basically everywhere else. 387 00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:12,160 Speaker 1: And it was a biddet. And I don't know if 388 00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:14,159 Speaker 1: yours has this or the ones you're gonna get, but 389 00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:16,560 Speaker 1: I would recommend if you're going to get them, get 390 00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:20,320 Speaker 1: the ones that can do this seat warmer right, water 391 00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:21,000 Speaker 1: warmer that. 392 00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:25,520 Speaker 2: Is a full bidets can be hundreds of dollars. You 393 00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:29,040 Speaker 2: can also get just a standard gets the job done 394 00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:34,840 Speaker 2: for so inexpensive, like twenty five dollars. It's almost like, oh, 395 00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:37,359 Speaker 2: I can't believe it's that cheap. Can I please pay more? 396 00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:40,159 Speaker 2: But they work. I've seen the one I have for 397 00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:45,200 Speaker 2: like thirty bucks online and my dad, a man who's 398 00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:48,760 Speaker 2: I don't believe I'm confident in saying nothing's ever touched 399 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:52,239 Speaker 2: it's about all he used it. I showed him how 400 00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:53,840 Speaker 2: the knob works. I'm like, give it a shot, and 401 00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:56,320 Speaker 2: he's like, okay, I guess he came out of the 402 00:21:56,359 --> 00:21:59,280 Speaker 2: bathroom immediately looking online order one. 403 00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:03,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the best all the I mean it's disappointing, 404 00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:07,160 Speaker 1: but like anybody protesting is just like, let it go. 405 00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:09,960 Speaker 1: It's twenty twenty three. You don't have to do this anymore. 406 00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:11,600 Speaker 2: Yes, why doth you protest? 407 00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:13,960 Speaker 1: Just stop doffing all over the fucking place. 408 00:22:14,119 --> 00:22:17,879 Speaker 2: Yeah, you're such a doth when you shop at hot topic. 409 00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:25,520 Speaker 2: I also because I have it speaking of hot topic, 410 00:22:27,359 --> 00:22:30,359 Speaker 2: That's how I treat topics in general. They're hot, and 411 00:22:30,359 --> 00:22:32,080 Speaker 2: they drop them and I move on to the next 412 00:22:32,119 --> 00:22:35,760 Speaker 2: They're all hot. Yeah, I am getting if you looked 413 00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:38,119 Speaker 2: at my phone and the ads I'm getting because I 414 00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:42,080 Speaker 2: looked up one. I looked up black and white triangle 415 00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:44,920 Speaker 2: spider patch because I had one on a jacket, and 416 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:46,960 Speaker 2: I'm like, I want to put a spider patch on 417 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,600 Speaker 2: these black pants that have a hole in them, just 418 00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:54,840 Speaker 2: a tiny And now I am getting ads for you know, 419 00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:59,040 Speaker 2: cut hair coloring. Yes, a long sleeve white and black 420 00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:06,280 Speaker 2: striped shirt. Yes, baggy pants with tassels, uh semptum rings 421 00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:09,119 Speaker 2: that aren't real. It's just a clip for a party. Sure, 422 00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:12,480 Speaker 2: I'm getting my phone just thinks I'm like an eighteen 423 00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:14,960 Speaker 2: year old that wants to get their parents mad at them. 424 00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:17,560 Speaker 1: Here's one thing that the first thing that popped in 425 00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:22,080 Speaker 1: my head. Do we know are spider patches symbolic of anything? 426 00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:26,679 Speaker 2: And I've been I've been googling because yeah, I know 427 00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:30,879 Speaker 2: it's spider web tattoo on your elbow means prison, it 428 00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:35,960 Speaker 2: means whitepremacy in a lot of cases, and a lot 429 00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:38,800 Speaker 2: you know, there's logos I've looked at and it's like, oh, 430 00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:42,080 Speaker 2: it's three linked a's and it's like an Illuminati thing. 431 00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:45,639 Speaker 2: So I am being careful. I am making sure great, 432 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,119 Speaker 2: But no, just a spy. I got a bunch of 433 00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:52,320 Speaker 2: patches that are different bugs, and some people will. 434 00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:54,840 Speaker 1: Be able to tell within context that you are just 435 00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:56,200 Speaker 1: a bug fan in yes, and. 436 00:23:56,560 --> 00:24:00,359 Speaker 2: I have had nothing against any group of people. I'm 437 00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:06,360 Speaker 2: just an entomologist. Okay, great amateur. I got some millipedes. 438 00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:10,520 Speaker 2: I got an eyeball patch, little ones that you can 439 00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:14,119 Speaker 2: just accident shirts with. Sure, I'm very excited about this 440 00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:14,800 Speaker 2: patch thing. 441 00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:17,480 Speaker 1: I think it sounds really fun and it's like yet 442 00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:18,280 Speaker 1: another hobby. 443 00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:22,960 Speaker 2: I ordered an iron specifically for iron on patches, not 444 00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:25,720 Speaker 2: for getting wrinkles out of clothes, although I bet it 445 00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:26,360 Speaker 2: does that too. 446 00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:27,080 Speaker 1: I bet it does. 447 00:24:27,359 --> 00:24:31,240 Speaker 2: And and then for patches that don't have iron on 448 00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:34,000 Speaker 2: because I'm not going to sew. You get a needle 449 00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:35,240 Speaker 2: in your finger. It's dangerous. 450 00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:37,560 Speaker 1: It's tough, and especially if if you're trying to do 451 00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:41,000 Speaker 1: it on like a jacket, jean jacket them, any kinds material. 452 00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:44,680 Speaker 2: It's tough. You're right, And so I've I've got I've 453 00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:47,959 Speaker 2: been ironing patches on. I got this iron on paper. 454 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:51,640 Speaker 2: You just you know, iron it on, peel off the back, 455 00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:55,400 Speaker 2: iron it again. And it's very permanent, and it's there 456 00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:58,080 Speaker 2: forever change my life. It's something I look at on 457 00:24:58,119 --> 00:24:59,000 Speaker 2: my phone often. 458 00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:06,080 Speaker 1: Patchets you're in regular Raggedy Andy an't check love in 459 00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:07,960 Speaker 1: your patches all over the place. 460 00:25:08,359 --> 00:25:10,439 Speaker 2: I was thinking about that the other day because I 461 00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:12,720 Speaker 2: watched Barbie for a third time and that was the 462 00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:15,480 Speaker 2: only doll I had. I had, Raggedy Ann and Andy. 463 00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:16,000 Speaker 1: M hmmm. 464 00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:19,520 Speaker 2: And they were of course fabric stuffed. 465 00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:26,840 Speaker 1: Classic seventies, pre pre mass manufacturer. Uh yeah, I had. 466 00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:29,920 Speaker 1: I had a cloth Raggedy Ann and her nose was 467 00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:32,679 Speaker 1: a triangle and her mouth was kind of shaped like 468 00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:36,480 Speaker 1: a cat's mouth. Yes, they were a little bit haunting looking, 469 00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:37,399 Speaker 1: those two characters. 470 00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:40,560 Speaker 2: Because of Chucky. It's like Raggedy Ann and Andy are 471 00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:42,720 Speaker 2: chucky if you just combined more yarn. 472 00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:45,879 Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, and you kind of like you just were like, 473 00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:48,639 Speaker 1: what this what did this used to look like in 474 00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:50,120 Speaker 1: like a decade ago. 475 00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:53,560 Speaker 2: Right before it was cursed and turned into as stuffed animals? 476 00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:57,320 Speaker 1: Well, and also the people that are in the whatever 477 00:25:57,359 --> 00:25:59,800 Speaker 1: that chain is of the Haunted movies and they're the 478 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:03,840 Speaker 1: original like seventies ghost Explorers, you know, the husband and 479 00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:06,960 Speaker 1: wife they have. Do you know what I'm talking about? 480 00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:09,320 Speaker 2: I don't, but I bet I'll catch on in a minute. 481 00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:11,000 Speaker 1: It's one of those things. I'm not gonna be able 482 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:15,840 Speaker 1: to remember the franchise name because it's too specific and whatever, 483 00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:20,320 Speaker 1: but they they were a husband and wife. Via Farmiga 484 00:26:20,359 --> 00:26:22,840 Speaker 1: and Patrick Wilson play the characters. You know, I'm talking 485 00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:23,080 Speaker 1: about it. 486 00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:24,600 Speaker 2: It begins say conjuring? 487 00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:27,399 Speaker 1: Is it conjuring? Or is it thee? It could be 488 00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:30,680 Speaker 1: so if it's that one they actually have the real 489 00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:35,919 Speaker 1: people in real life have at their Haunted museum a 490 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:39,320 Speaker 1: raggedy Ann doll that's in its glass like thing by 491 00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:41,760 Speaker 1: itself where it's like, never let her out of here, 492 00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:43,080 Speaker 1: and it's raggedy Ann. 493 00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:48,120 Speaker 2: Wow. And there's stories about her flying across the room 494 00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:48,760 Speaker 2: with a knife. 495 00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:51,359 Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that. I think the conjuring too, is 496 00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:54,320 Speaker 1: the story of that doll, why it's so haunted or 497 00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:57,400 Speaker 1: what happened to the family that was haunted by it? 498 00:26:57,760 --> 00:27:03,719 Speaker 2: Wow? Yeah, dolls eye There were so many scary ones 499 00:27:04,359 --> 00:27:08,480 Speaker 2: that in my sister's possession. One of them you would 500 00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:18,159 Speaker 2: laugh like it was like a song, but it was 501 00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:21,119 Speaker 2: a and it was horrifying. And any doll where you 502 00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:26,000 Speaker 2: tilt it back, and oftentimes they're displayed and there's forty 503 00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:28,760 Speaker 2: of them against the wall. Yeah, an if you tilt 504 00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:31,600 Speaker 2: it back, the eyes that close on their own Yep, no, 505 00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:32,360 Speaker 2: thank you. 506 00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:36,040 Speaker 1: With the weird long plastic eyelashes. There was one that 507 00:27:36,119 --> 00:27:38,400 Speaker 1: I got one year for Christmas and it was baby 508 00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:42,199 Speaker 1: Baby crawl Away or something, and it was the creepiest 509 00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:45,040 Speaker 1: doll because it was a baby. There was on its 510 00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:49,760 Speaker 1: all fours and it was completely plastic, like hard plastic, 511 00:27:50,119 --> 00:27:52,199 Speaker 1: and then when you turned it on it could crawl 512 00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:54,560 Speaker 1: like a little infant. 513 00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:55,679 Speaker 2: Fully remember it. 514 00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:58,359 Speaker 1: And then so we got it for Christmas. It was 515 00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:02,480 Speaker 1: all the rage the commercials were on during cartoons. Couldn't 516 00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:04,800 Speaker 1: believe I got it. This was pre cabbage patch, so 517 00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:07,040 Speaker 1: it was like this was this was the cabbage patch 518 00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:10,360 Speaker 1: of my day. And I went to bed with it 519 00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:12,200 Speaker 1: and in the middles of the night, that fucking on 520 00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:15,240 Speaker 1: switch turned on and it was one of the most 521 00:28:15,359 --> 00:28:19,720 Speaker 1: jarring and like bizarre because I just didn't understand what 522 00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:25,040 Speaker 1: was happening, and it was like this weird machine was like, had. 523 00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:26,520 Speaker 2: You seen Poultergeist already? 524 00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:29,320 Speaker 1: No? No, it was all it was probably nineteen seventy 525 00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:31,240 Speaker 1: seven or seventy six, because. 526 00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:35,080 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's my fear of dolls. I'm realizing most people 527 00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:38,640 Speaker 2: are scared of clowns, but the clown doll in Poultergeist, 528 00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:41,360 Speaker 2: is it moving on its own, just being in a 529 00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:44,240 Speaker 2: chair and not being there. Yeah, all of a sudden, 530 00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:47,560 Speaker 2: that's still holds up. I think as one of the 531 00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:51,160 Speaker 2: most horrifying moments. I just I'm not a big fan 532 00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:55,640 Speaker 2: of a doll. There was even a doll that pete itself. Yeah, 533 00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:58,280 Speaker 2: you fill it with water and put diapers on it. 534 00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:01,160 Speaker 1: You didn't fill it with water, you gave it a 535 00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:04,320 Speaker 1: bottle and you were the mommy. I mean, there were 536 00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:07,360 Speaker 1: so many fucking toys for little girls to be either 537 00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:09,440 Speaker 1: cleaning the house or taking care. 538 00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:12,040 Speaker 2: Of That was the theme that was the why the 539 00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:14,920 Speaker 2: opening the Barbie is so awesome because it was like 540 00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:19,280 Speaker 2: that Barbie was the first. Hey, maybe you don't want 541 00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:22,280 Speaker 2: to be a mom, maybe you want to be the lady. 542 00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:26,400 Speaker 2: I play with the lady, not with the baby. Yep, yeah, 543 00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:31,000 Speaker 2: I uh called Barbie. Oh it's such a good film. 544 00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:37,800 Speaker 2: I'm always advocating it. I'm always advertising it. So how 545 00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:39,320 Speaker 2: was your week been, Karen? 546 00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:42,760 Speaker 1: It was good. I went to Petaluma. It's my It's 547 00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:45,600 Speaker 1: also my dad's birthday, so we went up. We did Thanksgiving, 548 00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:49,360 Speaker 1: did a dad birthday party, family combo party, got to 549 00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:53,000 Speaker 1: see some people haven't seen in a while. Mostly just 550 00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:57,000 Speaker 1: laid around on my sister's couch and did nothing and 551 00:29:57,840 --> 00:29:59,800 Speaker 1: really luxuriated in doing this. 552 00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:03,360 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the best. That's what I've set aside the 553 00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:04,400 Speaker 2: entire month to do. 554 00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:05,000 Speaker 1: Yeah. 555 00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:08,840 Speaker 2: I have zero appointments. Good, you know me and all 556 00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:10,280 Speaker 2: my appointments. 557 00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:12,920 Speaker 1: Oh here, hither and thither, meeting. 558 00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:20,040 Speaker 2: With clients, going to doctors, networking, rubbing elbows with celebrities. 559 00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:22,320 Speaker 2: At the top of this, I name dropped. I'm not 560 00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:24,040 Speaker 2: going to do any of that in December. 561 00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:28,800 Speaker 1: Do not pass one card with your two first fingers 562 00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:32,400 Speaker 1: like that. People give you business card. 563 00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:35,440 Speaker 2: It's herringbone with red ink. 564 00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:38,760 Speaker 1: There was somebody early on the network that was like, 565 00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:42,560 Speaker 1: I need business cards. I was like, no, you don't. Yeah, 566 00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:45,480 Speaker 1: we're gonna get around by word of mouth. 567 00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:46,920 Speaker 2: Do you need a page or two? 568 00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:50,520 Speaker 1: I need business cards? 569 00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:53,240 Speaker 2: Like what my whole life I've been because I haven't 570 00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:56,360 Speaker 2: had business cards since college. I had a card that 571 00:30:56,520 --> 00:31:01,880 Speaker 2: just said the art guy and it's said window painting, drawing. Nice, 572 00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:05,480 Speaker 2: but they worked. I would I would, you know? I 573 00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:13,040 Speaker 2: explorin Yeah, yeah, with two fingers, throw it, flick, yeah, 574 00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:15,240 Speaker 2: try and get it in someone's shirt pocket. It was 575 00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:17,000 Speaker 2: a fun game that they appreciated. 576 00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:19,560 Speaker 1: As much as you're engaging, that's good marketing. 577 00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:22,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, someone yelling at you. All you need to do 578 00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:27,200 Speaker 2: is be memorable. Uh. And that includes someone saying, hey, 579 00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:28,240 Speaker 2: don't throw shit at. 580 00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:30,719 Speaker 1: Me as and then they're like, wait a second, I 581 00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:33,280 Speaker 1: do need an art guy. I do. 582 00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:36,560 Speaker 2: I can't believe I fought them in that McDonald's parking lot, 583 00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:39,960 Speaker 2: but I, uh yeah, I since then have not ever 584 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,880 Speaker 2: had a business card. But people don't ask anymore. I 585 00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:46,200 Speaker 2: just waited it out. People used to always say do 586 00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:47,760 Speaker 2: you have a business card? And I'm like, no, I 587 00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:49,120 Speaker 2: should I guess. 588 00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:51,040 Speaker 1: For comedy, Yes, what do they want? 589 00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:54,760 Speaker 2: I don't know. It's the sign of someone that maybe 590 00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:58,120 Speaker 2: you don't need to do business with. If someone wants 591 00:31:58,120 --> 00:32:00,560 Speaker 2: a business card, they were just are just going to 592 00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:01,760 Speaker 2: bring you down to their level. 593 00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:04,640 Speaker 1: Well I would just be like, what are you gonna 594 00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:05,600 Speaker 1: call me on the phone? 595 00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:06,080 Speaker 2: Yeah? 596 00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:07,920 Speaker 1: Say it now, you coward? 597 00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:10,760 Speaker 2: Yeah? Can I get your business card? Because here's my 598 00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:11,720 Speaker 2: facts number. 599 00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:16,920 Speaker 1: Here's my business card. It has my name on it, 600 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:18,640 Speaker 1: and that's. 601 00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:22,320 Speaker 2: It, and that The second number is my emergency contact. 602 00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:23,680 Speaker 2: It's my father, it's. 603 00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:26,840 Speaker 1: My next of kin. Please, you're not in charge of 604 00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:28,400 Speaker 1: alerting my family when I die. 605 00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:31,280 Speaker 2: If while we do business in the future, there's a 606 00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:35,240 Speaker 2: horrible tragedy, call that second number. I'd like to give 607 00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:36,200 Speaker 2: them all my belonging. 608 00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:39,760 Speaker 1: What about this? What about you have a business card, 609 00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:42,200 Speaker 1: but instead of having ways that people can contact you 610 00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:45,640 Speaker 1: on it, it's just it says careenkal Gareff and then 611 00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:47,680 Speaker 1: earn meath. It just says you're not allowed to pick 612 00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:50,520 Speaker 1: my brain? How about that? 613 00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:52,280 Speaker 2: Yes, and then just. 614 00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:55,760 Speaker 1: Got coffee I could pick your brain. Nope, No, that's 615 00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:56,600 Speaker 1: against the rules. 616 00:32:56,920 --> 00:33:03,760 Speaker 2: But what if you some just some like spitballing. Is 617 00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:04,800 Speaker 2: that out of the question? 618 00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:09,160 Speaker 1: What about just some word association where we stand right now. 619 00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:12,520 Speaker 2: Now that I'll do yeah, plots, sure, hell. 620 00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:14,760 Speaker 1: Yes, it's a squid, it's an octopus. 621 00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:17,240 Speaker 2: Hold up the card? Is there something on back? I 622 00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:20,360 Speaker 2: bet I can guess it. We're in business four plus 623 00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:24,440 Speaker 2: for a couple of wavy lines, ghostbusters. 624 00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:28,240 Speaker 1: What about your Your business card says your name and 625 00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:31,320 Speaker 1: you know and your hotmail account on the front, and 626 00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:33,600 Speaker 1: the back is the four of clubs, And then every 627 00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:35,200 Speaker 1: time you give it to somebody, you go, is this 628 00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:39,360 Speaker 1: your card? They're not gonna not fucking email you after that. 629 00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:42,320 Speaker 2: They're all going to have to How many magicians at 630 00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:44,880 Speaker 2: the Magic Castle have had that business card? 631 00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:47,560 Speaker 1: Did I just guess the most popular business card? Yes? 632 00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:51,360 Speaker 2: You did? Ever go ahead, tear it in half? 633 00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:55,400 Speaker 1: See what happens? Why can I go down there? Is 634 00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:57,280 Speaker 1: that the exit? Uh? 635 00:33:57,400 --> 00:33:58,360 Speaker 2: Yep, you got it. 636 00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:02,400 Speaker 1: Why couldn't I see that? It's a weird feeling? 637 00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:05,200 Speaker 2: And why did I confidently say it was say exit 638 00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:06,080 Speaker 2: when I didn't even know. 639 00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:10,359 Speaker 1: I just couldn't see, Like I was like, is this 640 00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:12,040 Speaker 1: lane ending or starting? 641 00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:16,440 Speaker 2: By this? Said? If we are going to my neighborhood. 642 00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:18,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, that sucks. 643 00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:21,520 Speaker 2: No, I should notice, I should uh. 644 00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:28,799 Speaker 1: Street. Yes, my niece got her wisdom teeth pulled, and 645 00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:31,239 Speaker 1: you know, she has siliacs, so she has to she 646 00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:35,200 Speaker 1: can't she's gluten free, and so she was basically only 647 00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:37,920 Speaker 1: eating yogurt for like three days and on the fourth day, 648 00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:39,719 Speaker 1: she woke up and she was just crying. She's like, 649 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:41,800 Speaker 1: I just can't eat any more yogurt. 650 00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:46,000 Speaker 2: I just can't, God know. And so I was any cultures. 651 00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:48,680 Speaker 1: Yeah, I was out and my sister's like, hey, will 652 00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:51,000 Speaker 1: you do me favor and go pick up a hot 653 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:53,480 Speaker 1: feedge Sunday for Nora at McDonald's And I was like, 654 00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:56,040 Speaker 1: of course, but it was pretty early in the morning, 655 00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:59,360 Speaker 1: which I thought was really hilarious that she gets to 656 00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:01,160 Speaker 1: have a breakfast hot such Sunday. 657 00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:03,480 Speaker 2: And that's what the holidays are for. 658 00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:05,759 Speaker 1: While I was there, I was like, oh, I'll take 659 00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:08,360 Speaker 1: a coffee from here because I'm here. It's just the easiest. 660 00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:13,600 Speaker 1: And their coffee was better than average. It was good. 661 00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:17,000 Speaker 2: Really, Yes, well I'll try it on for size. I'm 662 00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:22,320 Speaker 2: gonna say I've never had coffee from a McDonald's before. 663 00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:26,520 Speaker 1: There's many retirees and old people who swear by it, 664 00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:27,480 Speaker 1: including my father. 665 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:31,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, and I suppose I've had it. I'm gonna go. 666 00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:35,520 Speaker 2: I say I've never had but I don't count airports. 667 00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:39,759 Speaker 2: That's when it's just like whatever's open, right, Look at 668 00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:40,880 Speaker 2: these beautiful. 669 00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:44,440 Speaker 1: There what's going on? This is like suddenly beautiful neighborhood. 670 00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:48,239 Speaker 2: Yeah, Like those houses are gorgeous. And then across the 671 00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:56,040 Speaker 2: street it's Pueblo style Adobe's Adobe. Oh yep. 672 00:35:57,080 --> 00:36:01,799 Speaker 1: I like these lights. I wish we could. I wish 673 00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:04,239 Speaker 1: we knew a place to go drive by Christmas lights. 674 00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:08,080 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that would be nice. Although if there's ever 675 00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:12,440 Speaker 2: a street that's designated where the whole neighborhood gets involved, 676 00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:14,440 Speaker 2: you know, there's a line. 677 00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:16,120 Speaker 1: In this Godham town. 678 00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:25,520 Speaker 4: Yeah, everything has to be for profit. Okay, okay, okay, 679 00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:26,800 Speaker 4: I see, I'm gonna. 680 00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:28,360 Speaker 2: Pull over Bilouette up here. 681 00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:30,799 Speaker 1: There we go, There we go. 682 00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:40,800 Speaker 2: This has been an exactly right production. 683 00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:45,480 Speaker 1: Produced by Annalise Nelson, mixed by Edson Choi. Our talent 684 00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:46,880 Speaker 1: booker is Patrick Cottner. 685 00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:49,080 Speaker 2: Theme song by Karen Kilgarrett. 686 00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:53,040 Speaker 1: Artwork by Chris Fairbanks. Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter, 687 00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:57,440 Speaker 1: and Facebook at dinar podcast That's d y n Ar podcast. 688 00:36:57,880 --> 00:37:01,440 Speaker 2: For more information, go to exactly right atmedia dot com. 689 00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:03,720 Speaker 1: Thank you, Oh, you're welcome.