WEBVTT - BONUS: SURving More Tom Schwartz 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:06.520 Hello, Gorgeous. It's Lala Kent. Welcome to Untraditionally, Lala. Hey, Gorgeous, 0:00:06.559 --> 0:00:10.120 Lala Kent. Welcome to the bonus episode of Untraditionally Lala. 0:00:10.200 --> 0:00:13.120 I have Tom Scholtz. Today. We're going to be talking 0:00:13.280 --> 0:00:18.520 about iconic vander Pump moments. And there's a moment that 0:00:18.560 --> 0:00:22.239 we talked about on the regular episode that has, to 0:00:22.320 --> 0:00:25.239 my dismay, made its way back to the Internet. So 0:00:25.280 --> 0:00:30.800 I'm not it's so mortifying you that I'm already now 0:00:31.000 --> 0:00:33.200 now just doing what I did on the regular, where 0:00:33.200 --> 0:00:35.640 you're like, you are you saying you can ask me anything? 0:00:36.600 --> 0:00:38.000 And I'm like, why the fuck did I do that? 0:00:38.560 --> 0:00:40.000 So good? You still got it? 0:00:40.120 --> 0:00:44.600 I don't still got it? But that's okay, Okay, iconic lines? 0:00:47.680 --> 0:00:50.280 Do I have to say? Who would guess who it is? No? 0:00:50.479 --> 0:00:52.760 I mean I did not come up with these iconic 0:00:52.800 --> 0:01:01.520 lines because I would never put so many under my own. Sure, Okay, 0:01:02.120 --> 0:01:04.560 what would you say? Is the most iconic line that 0:01:04.640 --> 0:01:08.320 I've said? Okay, are you trying to get popped? Bamby 0:01:08.360 --> 0:01:10.600 eyed bitch all iconic? 0:01:11.560 --> 0:01:13.600 Man? Trying to get popped? 0:01:13.920 --> 0:01:16.080 Is number one most iconic thing you've ever said? Are 0:01:16.120 --> 0:01:18.560 you trying to get along. I still think about it, 0:01:18.600 --> 0:01:22.000 and people quoted to me all the time. I'm in 0:01:22.080 --> 0:01:25.160 Swartz and Sandy's Rip Tom, Tom, I hear that line 0:01:25.400 --> 0:01:26.000 all the time. 0:01:26.280 --> 0:01:27.840 You're trying to get popped, and. 0:01:29.520 --> 0:01:31.440 Then Ariana, I don't want to get popped. 0:01:31.480 --> 0:01:34.399 The reaction was so funny because you were You said 0:01:34.400 --> 0:01:37.720 it with conviction, You were dead serious. 0:01:37.959 --> 0:01:40.000 I am from the eight to one. I know nothing 0:01:40.080 --> 0:01:43.199 about that life, you guys, not even the slightest clue. 0:01:43.680 --> 0:01:47.680 Who was I That baby eyed bitch was the most poignant, 0:01:49.240 --> 0:01:51.160 most poignant thing I think you ever said in it, 0:01:51.160 --> 0:01:53.920 because when I get angry, I just my mind goes blank. 0:01:54.000 --> 0:01:58.520 But I feel like you become like very articulate in 0:01:58.560 --> 0:02:01.320 a venomous way, like yeah, you're good with your words 0:02:01.320 --> 0:02:02.320 when you're upset. 0:02:03.200 --> 0:02:07.720 Well, here's what happens, Tom, is people poke at me, yeah, 0:02:07.760 --> 0:02:11.200 and then they get the wrath that's so intense that 0:02:11.480 --> 0:02:15.520 I end up having to apologize profusely and I can't 0:02:15.520 --> 0:02:18.280 take it back. So what I'm trying to do, or 0:02:18.360 --> 0:02:21.960 what I've been trying to implement in the past couple 0:02:21.960 --> 0:02:24.480 of years, a couple of months, whatever it may be, 0:02:24.720 --> 0:02:29.079 is like in a moment where you're feeling rage, take 0:02:29.120 --> 0:02:32.799 a beat and pinpoint how you're feeling so that you 0:02:32.919 --> 0:02:34.480 don't just speal. 0:02:34.880 --> 0:02:35.600 That's not fun. 0:02:36.000 --> 0:02:39.320 I know, I know, but you want to know what's 0:02:39.520 --> 0:02:42.519 the worst is going home and beating yourself up over 0:02:42.560 --> 0:02:45.800 it and not being able to sleep and having massive 0:02:45.800 --> 0:02:46.760 amounts of anxiety. 0:02:46.919 --> 0:02:50.559 I still feel guilty for calling Shina a bootleg Kardashian. 0:02:50.919 --> 0:02:52.800 Like I know, it was like seven years ago, and 0:02:52.840 --> 0:02:55.680 I like when I'm mean to peoples, it haunts me. 0:02:56.320 --> 0:02:57.799 You don't feel bad that you told me I was 0:02:57.840 --> 0:03:04.840 a bootleg housewife and you and those lips, I almost 0:03:04.840 --> 0:03:06.120 flipped a pizza in your lap. 0:03:06.200 --> 0:03:09.000 I was, well, God, I literally forgot about that until 0:03:09.160 --> 0:03:12.120 just now. Sorry, I don't want to I don't want 0:03:12.160 --> 0:03:13.960 to blame all that. I gotta blame that one on 0:03:14.000 --> 0:03:14.480 the all cahol. 0:03:14.760 --> 0:03:15.840 Let me tell you something short. 0:03:15.919 --> 0:03:18.080 Sorry, sorry, that so mean. 0:03:18.360 --> 0:03:22.280 No, But when someone I live for a time where 0:03:22.360 --> 0:03:25.280 you're just delivering it to me, so then I don't 0:03:25.280 --> 0:03:26.639 feel guilty about coming back. 0:03:27.240 --> 0:03:28.440 You know, I both. 0:03:28.320 --> 0:03:32.800 Mama, you were poking, however I did. I started it 0:03:32.840 --> 0:03:34.920 because I said, instead of a drink being thrown on 0:03:35.000 --> 0:03:37.920 you, you deserve to be punched in the face. Those are 0:03:37.920 --> 0:03:38.560 fighting words. 0:03:38.680 --> 0:03:42.080 No, I was like, and I felt I don't know 0:03:42.080 --> 0:03:44.920 why I was so triggered that day. Well, I had 0:03:44.960 --> 0:03:47.240 a drink thrown on my face, but I was very upset, 0:03:47.320 --> 0:03:49.720 like I wanted to fight him. I'm not a fighter. 0:03:49.760 --> 0:03:51.440 And then I was like then and then I turned 0:03:51.480 --> 0:03:53.840 into like comedy almost. I was like, I actually thought 0:03:53.880 --> 0:03:56.000 it was hilarious, and we like hugged it out the 0:03:56.040 --> 0:03:58.400 next day. I know that's always good for TV. But 0:03:58.480 --> 0:04:01.200 like he was, yeah, I mean I made a snarky 0:04:01.200 --> 0:04:01.880 ass comment. 0:04:02.160 --> 0:04:06.280 It wasn't though. It just didn't land because he was 0:04:06.320 --> 0:04:09.240 still hurt from like whatever he was feeling. But I 0:04:09.280 --> 0:04:11.240 remember after you were mean to me, you poked your 0:04:11.240 --> 0:04:14.600 head through this like wall of string, and you were like, oh, 0:04:14.640 --> 0:04:16.240 I'm sorry, I go shut the fuck up. 0:04:17.560 --> 0:04:18.600 I know, I apologize. 0:04:18.640 --> 0:04:20.640 We were all on one hundred. 0:04:20.680 --> 0:04:20.840 Wow. 0:04:20.880 --> 0:04:24.640 I went after your lips, so, I mean I picked them. 0:04:24.720 --> 0:04:26.360 You never go after someone's looks like that. 0:04:26.440 --> 0:04:28.600 But here's the thing. It would be one thing if 0:04:28.640 --> 0:04:30.200 I was like born with these lips and you made 0:04:30.200 --> 0:04:31.919 fun of them. It's like they're from God. But like 0:04:31.960 --> 0:04:34.400 I literally went into a doctor and said give me 0:04:34.480 --> 0:04:39.800 these lips. It's like, I'm not offended hand picks. 0:04:39.520 --> 0:04:41.920 Listen, do whatever makes you happy people who are listening, 0:04:41.920 --> 0:04:43.440 but just don't fuck with your lips. 0:04:43.480 --> 0:04:50.480 It's always doesn't end well, fuck you, I'm poking. I'm pokeing. 0:04:51.360 --> 0:04:53.000 No, but I'm glad you said that, because it can 0:04:53.080 --> 0:04:56.440 get very gnarly, very quick. They wouldn't touch him again. 0:04:56.480 --> 0:04:58.360 They don't look like they did in that one moment. 0:04:58.720 --> 0:04:59.480 They look lovely. 0:05:00.000 --> 0:05:01.279 That's what I was trying to get them back to. 0:05:01.360 --> 0:05:03.520 And my doctor was like, we're not fucking with your lips. 0:05:03.520 --> 0:05:05.640 I was like, God, just put a noodle in the lips. 0:05:05.760 --> 0:05:08.000 I will say, they'll filler in the cheeks. Don't ever 0:05:08.080 --> 0:05:11.560 do it. Not that you would, but that's like I 0:05:12.040 --> 0:05:13.960 got it. And then I went in and immediately had 0:05:14.000 --> 0:05:16.120 it dissolved. Really yeah, I did not like it. 0:05:16.000 --> 0:05:18.360 It looked just you look so natural. You don't look 0:05:18.400 --> 0:05:20.400 like you've had any surgery. Oh wow, you do. 0:05:20.920 --> 0:05:25.000 Thinks if I were to show you my lop sided tits, 0:05:25.000 --> 0:05:27.760 you'd be like someone put a knife in her. Someone 0:05:27.880 --> 0:05:30.120 put a knife in her, which, by the way, I'm 0:05:30.160 --> 0:05:31.120 totally having done. 0:05:31.160 --> 0:05:33.880 You're getting your breast redone a reproduction. 0:05:34.200 --> 0:05:37.520 Not a reduction. I'm not trying to have mosquito bites, buddy. 0:05:37.680 --> 0:05:39.400 I had no idea what your boobs look like. I 0:05:39.440 --> 0:05:40.880 don't know if they're big, medium, small. 0:05:41.440 --> 0:05:43.120 That's fucked up that you wouldn't notice that. 0:05:43.320 --> 0:05:44.760 I mean, i've never seen you naked. 0:05:45.920 --> 0:05:48.200 Well, there's always time today, you have until six pm. 0:05:48.360 --> 0:05:51.040 Although I got punished for allegedly seeing your boobs and Hawaii, 0:05:51.080 --> 0:05:52.440 but I never actually saw them. 0:05:53.040 --> 0:05:54.600 Oh and that's when they were cute and perky. 0:05:54.720 --> 0:05:56.760 Oh that's okay, we were all cute and perky. 0:05:56.800 --> 0:06:01.800 Then we really were your iconic lines. Dude. I used 0:06:01.839 --> 0:06:03.880 to live with Kristen. She's the only person I've ever 0:06:03.920 --> 0:06:04.799 wanted to murder. 0:06:06.240 --> 0:06:08.840 It's so weird because now I'm so fucking I've always 0:06:08.880 --> 0:06:11.279 been tight. That's just a brother's sister thing. Like we 0:06:11.320 --> 0:06:13.800 had such a love and not even a love hate, 0:06:13.839 --> 0:06:15.839 just love. But like when you're that close to someone, 0:06:16.320 --> 0:06:18.200 it's like, yeah, man, that was my sister and she 0:06:18.240 --> 0:06:19.919 still is and I love her, but yeah, there was 0:06:20.000 --> 0:06:22.360 when I lived together, I had a lot of rage 0:06:22.400 --> 0:06:22.840 towards her. 0:06:23.160 --> 0:06:26.279 I love, Like, what that is such a shorts answer, 0:06:26.360 --> 0:06:26.839 that's true. 0:06:26.920 --> 0:06:29.719 It's like we've hung out like NonStop, and we were besties. 0:06:29.720 --> 0:06:31.880 But also like sometime, you know, I think, like. 0:06:32.080 --> 0:06:33.520 What would she do that would make you want to 0:06:33.560 --> 0:06:34.000 murder her? 0:06:34.360 --> 0:06:36.000 Just like her there late night. I don't want to 0:06:36.040 --> 0:06:37.960 dredge up the past, but her and Tom late night 0:06:38.040 --> 0:06:39.080 like three am fights. 0:06:39.680 --> 0:06:41.800 I'm in the room right next door, and I like 0:06:41.880 --> 0:06:42.960 I I. 0:06:44.560 --> 0:06:47.120 My worst sound in the world, My most hated sound 0:06:47.120 --> 0:06:48.599 in the world is two people fighting. 0:06:48.960 --> 0:06:50.920 It just gives me so much stress and anxiety. 0:06:51.040 --> 0:06:53.640 And like you took it on, yeah, and I sometimes 0:06:53.640 --> 0:06:55.880 it would spill over into my room and stuff and like. 0:06:55.960 --> 0:06:57.640 Yeah, but oh they would come in and try to 0:06:57.680 --> 0:06:58.320 drag you into it. 0:06:58.440 --> 0:07:02.039 No, just I don't know, man, I think I repressed it. 0:07:02.080 --> 0:07:03.720 I don't even know how I got to that point. 0:07:03.760 --> 0:07:05.040 But there was a time when I lived with her 0:07:05.040 --> 0:07:07.599 where yeah, she was driving me crazy. But now we 0:07:07.680 --> 0:07:09.840 joke about it all the time and we love them. 0:07:09.920 --> 0:07:13.480 You know what women always go through at least one 0:07:13.600 --> 0:07:17.160 relationship that is like that, where it's fueled by alcohol. 0:07:17.560 --> 0:07:21.360 You're young, you got roommates, you have a boyfriend who 0:07:21.560 --> 0:07:24.320 keeps fucking up and is making you crazy, which was 0:07:24.360 --> 0:07:27.000 the title of her book. He's making you crazy. And 0:07:27.040 --> 0:07:29.600 now anytime a man is like that woman's crazy, I'm like, no, no, no, no, 0:07:29.840 --> 0:07:31.600 we're gonna need to start from the beginning. What did 0:07:31.640 --> 0:07:34.600 you do to make her crazy? Because it's always your 0:07:34.600 --> 0:07:35.200 guy's fault. 0:07:35.320 --> 0:07:38.760 Well, i'll take it. I'll take it. 0:07:38.760 --> 0:07:40.880 It is always your guy's fault. 0:07:40.960 --> 0:07:42.920 It's yeah, no comment. 0:07:43.440 --> 0:07:47.960 I'm literally just a bartender. Were you ever just a bartender? 0:07:48.080 --> 0:07:49.640 I remember you being way bad at that. 0:07:50.520 --> 0:07:53.400 Listen. I'm a great mixologist. 0:07:53.480 --> 0:07:55.880 I can make good cocktails and come, I can curate 0:07:55.920 --> 0:07:59.520 a menu, but under pressure, I can't make drinks and 0:07:59.560 --> 0:08:00.640 talk to you at the same time. 0:08:00.680 --> 0:08:01.600 I don't have the ability. 0:08:01.640 --> 0:08:03.240 So it's one of the other, and you need to 0:08:03.240 --> 0:08:05.400 be good at both in order to be a good bartender. 0:08:05.480 --> 0:08:06.560 I crack under pressure. 0:08:06.840 --> 0:08:08.960 You do mm hm. I feel like you thrive. 0:08:09.800 --> 0:08:12.800 Depends on what kind of pressure it' you thrive. Like 0:08:12.840 --> 0:08:15.920 if someone I remember like doing okay in school and 0:08:15.960 --> 0:08:17.960 then the moment they were like and now there's a test, 0:08:18.080 --> 0:08:20.080 it was like, oh my god, I've forgotten everything. Where 0:08:20.160 --> 0:08:25.480 am I? What's my name? That kind of pressure I crack. 0:08:26.080 --> 0:08:28.720 And and by the way, I was the worst hostess ever. 0:08:30.200 --> 0:08:33.319 I remember I have such clear memories of you hosting 0:08:33.400 --> 0:08:36.280 and just like, yeah, like your outfits you would wear, 0:08:36.720 --> 0:08:39.520 like really, yeah, you're kind of like, I don't know, 0:08:40.840 --> 0:08:41.880 scantily clad. 0:08:42.000 --> 0:08:42.920 Also like you. 0:08:42.800 --> 0:08:46.800 Know, no, I remember Diana always being furious because she's like, 0:08:46.880 --> 0:08:48.520 that's not where they're supposed to go on, Like, there's 0:08:48.520 --> 0:08:51.320 four people, so wherever there's four seats, that's where they're 0:08:51.320 --> 0:08:51.960 going to be going. 0:08:53.520 --> 0:08:55.720 Like, we have similar energies when it comes to working 0:08:55.720 --> 0:08:56.520 in bars and restaurants. 0:08:56.520 --> 0:08:57.640 Although I've done it in my whole. 0:08:57.480 --> 0:09:01.520 Life, hardest job I've ever had, Why do I. 0:09:01.480 --> 0:09:02.200 Keep coming back. 0:09:02.240 --> 0:09:04.160 I don't know why because I'm like I hated it 0:09:04.200 --> 0:09:06.520 since the beginning, but I always kept coming back as 0:09:06.520 --> 0:09:06.920 parts of it. 0:09:07.000 --> 0:09:08.280 I love to the restaurant business. 0:09:08.320 --> 0:09:10.320 I love people, and I love hanging out with people 0:09:10.360 --> 0:09:12.040 and being an environment where they're in a good mood, 0:09:12.160 --> 0:09:14.520 they're not stressed out about their life, they're having a cocktail. 0:09:15.000 --> 0:09:16.920 So then maybe you should just stick to like doing 0:09:16.960 --> 0:09:19.600 appearances at other people's bars, because then you don't have 0:09:19.600 --> 0:09:23.959 the pressure of like the alcohol and how much it's 0:09:23.960 --> 0:09:26.120 going to cost and like, oh my god, we ordered 0:09:26.120 --> 0:09:27.680 too much food that went to waste and what a 0:09:27.720 --> 0:09:29.840 waste of money. Like all of those things I feel 0:09:29.840 --> 0:09:30.880 like would give me anxiety. 0:09:31.360 --> 0:09:33.679 I will never invest in another bar in miles. This 0:09:33.760 --> 0:09:35.319 is a matter how much money I have. I would 0:09:35.360 --> 0:09:37.440 never put my name on a lease for a bar. 0:09:37.360 --> 0:09:38.240 Again in my life. 0:09:38.400 --> 0:09:42.199 I would help contribute creatively or something like a. 0:09:42.160 --> 0:09:45.120 Tom Tom situation. You do another one of these invest. 0:09:44.760 --> 0:09:47.360 As long as I have zero liability. Mmm, but I 0:09:47.360 --> 0:09:47.800 wouldn't do. 0:09:47.840 --> 0:09:50.120 You guys, you do not want to open a bar restaurant. 0:09:50.120 --> 0:09:52.960 I've seen behind the curtains. It is fucking stressful. It'll 0:09:53.000 --> 0:09:56.880 eat you alive, coming home late, fox up your sleeping hours, 0:09:56.920 --> 0:09:59.600 you miss all the holidays. It's so not worth it 0:10:00.120 --> 0:10:02.480 of money you could make as capped unless you scale 0:10:02.520 --> 0:10:04.960 and like have a franchise. I mean you can listen. 0:10:05.120 --> 0:10:06.640 There's a lot of people who make a lot of money, 0:10:06.640 --> 0:10:08.079 but just a lot of people who lose a lot 0:10:08.080 --> 0:10:10.319 of money too. It's very scary business. 0:10:10.760 --> 0:10:13.040 It doesn't look fun to me in the least. 0:10:13.160 --> 0:10:18.040 It's scary, horrifying. I have nightmares sometimes still PTSD. I'm 0:10:18.080 --> 0:10:18.720 not even joking. 0:10:18.800 --> 0:10:21.640 Yeah, I actually have nightmares about the bar sometimes. 0:10:32.720 --> 0:10:36.440 How much all in all, did you guys invest in 0:10:36.520 --> 0:10:38.240 that I probably lost. 0:10:38.040 --> 0:10:41.800 Like six six seven hundred grand, which is insane. I 0:10:41.840 --> 0:10:44.640 don't know, six hundred grand a house, for sure, that's 0:10:44.679 --> 0:10:47.480 that's a night, the down payment on a beautiful, beautiful house. 0:10:47.559 --> 0:10:48.200 Oh my god. 0:10:48.360 --> 0:10:51.160 Yeah, like I could have bought like three five rental 0:10:51.160 --> 0:10:54.199 properties in Florida or something like cheese. 0:10:54.240 --> 0:10:56.559 I don't think about her anymore. I I released it. 0:10:56.600 --> 0:10:57.599 Sorry, I didn't mean to bring it. 0:10:58.120 --> 0:10:58.400 I was. 0:10:59.280 --> 0:11:01.120 I went on like I had so much, both the 0:11:01.200 --> 0:11:04.720 pent up resentment and frustrations, and but I let it 0:11:04.760 --> 0:11:05.079 all go. 0:11:05.360 --> 0:11:06.720 I've truly good for you. 0:11:06.840 --> 0:11:07.880 That's very hard to do. 0:11:08.240 --> 0:11:10.200 No, it felt so good, like it was like a 0:11:10.240 --> 0:11:12.600 demon leaving my body. Yeah, it was so nice. 0:11:12.880 --> 0:11:14.600 Resentment is the one thing that is the hardest to 0:11:14.600 --> 0:11:17.760 get rid of. Yeah, it will eat you alive. 0:11:17.920 --> 0:11:20.720 No, I feel free. I'm skipping and frolicking everywhere. 0:11:20.720 --> 0:11:23.000 Now, good for you. Yeah, Plus, you have a hot 0:11:23.040 --> 0:11:28.079 girlfriend that probably helps you know, fuck the resentment out 0:11:28.080 --> 0:11:32.559 of you with their hot face. God, do you remember 0:11:32.600 --> 0:11:35.319 when James and I were on Watch Rabins Live during 0:11:35.520 --> 0:11:38.120 twenty fifteen where we cussed so much that Andy literally 0:11:38.160 --> 0:11:39.000 banned us forever. 0:11:39.440 --> 0:11:42.200 Yeah, it's probably one of the most iconic episodes ever, 0:11:42.520 --> 0:11:44.360 and I just like to look on Andy's face. 0:11:44.360 --> 0:11:47.240 He was genuinely so. He hated as you guys. He 0:11:47.320 --> 0:11:47.800 hated you. 0:11:48.200 --> 0:11:52.480 So I have zero recollection of being there at all. Truthfully, 0:11:53.600 --> 0:11:55.440 I didn't realize it was so bad, Like I went 0:11:55.480 --> 0:11:58.600 to the club after to celebrate, like how well we did? 0:11:58.920 --> 0:12:00.760 It was so bad. It was good and it was 0:12:00.960 --> 0:12:03.520 iconic and I got to talked about earlier. You salvaged 0:12:03.559 --> 0:12:06.559 it at the end, singing and James freestyling. That made 0:12:06.640 --> 0:12:07.880 up for the whole episode. 0:12:08.280 --> 0:12:10.640 It haunts me, an, can I tell you? I was 0:12:10.720 --> 0:12:13.360 so happy because I would tell people about this, and 0:12:13.440 --> 0:12:17.160 I wrote about it years ago in my book, and 0:12:17.360 --> 0:12:19.240 there were people that would ask me where they can 0:12:19.280 --> 0:12:21.880 find it. They couldn't find it on the internet anywhere. Well, 0:12:21.960 --> 0:12:25.600 recently it has reappeared and it is my biggest fucking 0:12:25.679 --> 0:12:30.640 nightmare that it is. No not thank you. I commented 0:12:30.760 --> 0:12:34.760 on it and was like, when someone asks me why 0:12:34.760 --> 0:12:37.960 I got sober, this is a part of the montage 0:12:38.040 --> 0:12:39.280 that plays in my mind. 0:12:39.559 --> 0:12:41.559 If you haven't seen it, just go on TikTok you'll 0:12:41.600 --> 0:12:41.960 find it. 0:12:42.080 --> 0:12:47.439 Talking about my panties dropping, make it go, Pop Pop 0:12:47.600 --> 0:12:52.000 Pop until my panties go drop, drop drop. That is 0:12:52.160 --> 0:12:57.320 repulsive and disgusting. And I thought, in my mind, wherever 0:12:57.360 --> 0:12:59.720 my mind was at that time, thought I was slaying 0:12:59.800 --> 0:13:01.679 the I was like, I'm for sure getting a record deal. 0:13:02.000 --> 0:13:05.960 Where's Where's doctor Trey? No, you were a little Deululu 0:13:07.040 --> 0:13:11.760 Dela law as fuck. I'm sending ocean in that video 0:13:11.760 --> 0:13:14.200 when she turns eighteen. Oh Jesus, please don't. 0:13:14.400 --> 0:13:15.640 Yeah. 0:13:16.520 --> 0:13:18.439 Can I tell you the guy that did my makeup 0:13:19.120 --> 0:13:24.280 in that Water Happins Live appearance. I loved my face 0:13:24.320 --> 0:13:26.160 so much and maybe it was good, maybe it was bad. 0:13:26.200 --> 0:13:28.400 I can't remember. I cannot watch the video. But I 0:13:28.400 --> 0:13:31.800 brought him to La to do my first reunion season 0:13:31.840 --> 0:13:35.480 four makeup and he had learned a new technique. And 0:13:35.520 --> 0:13:39.480 that's when you guys were blessed with my glam on 0:13:39.559 --> 0:13:40.960 the season four reunion. 0:13:41.920 --> 0:13:46.319 Yes, that's actually a good photo. 0:13:46.640 --> 0:13:48.840 That is not what it looked like. Your outfit with 0:13:48.920 --> 0:13:52.040 that horrendous shade of blue. There it is there, she is. 0:13:52.960 --> 0:13:54.280 I want that on a sweatshirt. 0:13:54.400 --> 0:13:56.760 It's so weird that you were like a caricature of 0:13:56.840 --> 0:13:58.440 yourself almost you know what I mean? 0:13:58.559 --> 0:14:01.520 And what is that blonde hair? It's like very yellow. 0:14:01.720 --> 0:14:03.959 I liked it like your I think your dark era 0:14:04.120 --> 0:14:06.160 was your best era. You look gorgeous now. 0:14:06.200 --> 0:14:08.760 But thank you that when I look at that I 0:14:08.800 --> 0:14:13.160 go reading ring book, I look like a fucking color wheel. 0:14:14.720 --> 0:14:16.880 Were you self aware at that time? Did you have 0:14:17.040 --> 0:14:18.240 did you have the frontal lobe? 0:14:19.000 --> 0:14:21.960 No? Not quite. I was only twenty four. I hadn't 0:14:22.000 --> 0:14:25.560 quite developed. I feel like mine developed closer to thirty, 0:14:26.080 --> 0:14:33.280 Thank heavens. James shade to Schwartz. Schwartz suggested a sandwich 0:14:33.640 --> 0:14:37.160 that could kill a hangover. James then said he wants 0:14:37.160 --> 0:14:40.480 a mand witch. We all know Tom likes to sloppy Joe. 0:14:42.520 --> 0:14:44.000 Where do you and Joe stand today? 0:14:44.920 --> 0:14:48.880 I have heart, yeah, far apart, but there's no bad blood. 0:14:49.320 --> 0:14:52.120 I wish nothing but the best for her. But I 0:14:52.200 --> 0:14:55.160 kept her block for some private reasons and stuff. But no, 0:14:55.240 --> 0:14:57.520 I honestly if she's if she hears this, I'm always 0:14:57.600 --> 0:14:58.200 rooting for her. 0:14:58.240 --> 0:14:59.320 Like I hope you're doing well. 0:15:00.200 --> 0:15:01.800 You were you PR trained? 0:15:02.120 --> 0:15:05.280 No? Wow? God, no, how do you get PR trained? 0:15:05.360 --> 0:15:06.000 What do you do? 0:15:06.360 --> 0:15:09.760 You are the most like PC person on the planet? 0:15:10.240 --> 0:15:12.360 What does what does media chaining look like? Have you 0:15:12.400 --> 0:15:12.760 had it? 0:15:13.560 --> 0:15:17.560 Are you I need constant crisis pr I can't shut 0:15:17.600 --> 0:15:18.160 the fuck up. 0:15:18.320 --> 0:15:20.120 Do you like study or do you sit down and 0:15:20.320 --> 0:15:20.680 go through? 0:15:20.880 --> 0:15:22.960 Yes, it's like someone who comes in and they're like, 0:15:23.000 --> 0:15:25.520 when you're asked this kind of question, they teach you 0:15:25.560 --> 0:15:29.040 how to reframe it. Yeah, so that you the person 0:15:29.160 --> 0:15:31.640 asking feels like you answered it but you said nothing 0:15:31.680 --> 0:15:31.920 at all. 0:15:32.000 --> 0:15:32.160 You know. 0:15:32.200 --> 0:15:34.320 It's the best at that of all time. The goat 0:15:34.680 --> 0:15:38.840 Lisa vander Palm. She is so good in a cheeky 0:15:39.120 --> 0:15:39.680 smart way. 0:15:41.440 --> 0:15:43.800 She throws shade though, which is what I love about her. 0:15:43.880 --> 0:15:45.200 She will because she's not boring. 0:15:45.400 --> 0:15:47.920 Yeah, no, she is great in an interview. She doesn't 0:15:47.960 --> 0:15:50.080 hold back. She's spicy, cheeky, but. 0:15:49.960 --> 0:15:52.680 If she if there's something she's not comfortable addressing, she'll 0:15:52.720 --> 0:15:55.680 redirect it in a way and not really say much. 0:15:55.680 --> 0:15:57.840 But it's still charming and it's yeah anyway. 0:15:57.920 --> 0:16:00.680 The accent is so flawless too. If I had an accent, 0:16:00.720 --> 0:16:02.320 then I feel like everything that came out of my 0:16:02.400 --> 0:16:04.440 mouth would be like so much more. 0:16:06.200 --> 0:16:06.800 I miss Lisa. 0:16:06.840 --> 0:16:08.320 I haven't talked to him. I got a FaceTime or 0:16:08.360 --> 0:16:11.440 later check in. I know he's the busiest fucking Vegas now. 0:16:12.320 --> 0:16:16.720 The shirtless brawl. Sandoval and Jack's took their shirts off 0:16:16.720 --> 0:16:20.320 to fight. Stossy's boyfriend Frank, I don't think I was 0:16:20.360 --> 0:16:22.120 around during that. Were you there? 0:16:22.240 --> 0:16:23.040 It was insane? 0:16:24.520 --> 0:16:29.040 Guy, I cannot I think they if anything, I don't don't. 0:16:28.840 --> 0:16:31.440 They could fully capture the stakes of how intense it was. 0:16:31.480 --> 0:16:34.800 It was a barroom brawl, like chairs were flying across 0:16:34.840 --> 0:16:35.280 the room. 0:16:35.800 --> 0:16:38.120 It was insane, like it was violent. 0:16:39.200 --> 0:16:42.240 Why why did the shirts get well? Chairs are being 0:16:42.320 --> 0:16:43.360 thrown them? Violent? 0:16:43.560 --> 0:16:46.160 One actually got injured. It was all more huffing and puffing, 0:16:46.320 --> 0:16:46.880 you know what I mean. 0:16:47.000 --> 0:16:48.800 It was like, is it because Jackson was in a 0:16:48.840 --> 0:16:50.200 knit sweater so he was hot? 0:16:50.680 --> 0:16:50.880 Yeah? 0:16:51.120 --> 0:16:53.280 But maybe flying a little too high. 0:16:53.800 --> 0:16:56.360 I'm trying to think the practical reasons why people rip 0:16:56.440 --> 0:16:58.480 the sh I know it's a sh like an alpha move. 0:16:58.760 --> 0:17:00.960 It's like beating your chest like a gorilla. 0:17:00.600 --> 0:17:03.120 But like, what are the practical reasons to take your 0:17:03.120 --> 0:17:04.679 shirt off so people can't grab it? 0:17:04.760 --> 0:17:07.480 Like? I think it's just a flex a show of machismo, right. 0:17:08.560 --> 0:17:10.680 I mean, I've never been in a fight where I've 0:17:10.680 --> 0:17:11.600 removed my shirt. 0:17:11.720 --> 0:17:19.200 Not yet. 0:17:24.520 --> 0:17:27.960 Stassy's Revenge Starssy Trash, Jacks's apartment and drinks six hundred 0:17:27.960 --> 0:17:30.360 dollars worth of fish champagne. What was his response when 0:17:30.400 --> 0:17:31.800 he found that out? Did he come back to the 0:17:31.800 --> 0:17:37.040 boys and thought, holy shit, six hundred dollars? How wild? 0:17:37.560 --> 0:17:39.600 Six hundred dollars? Was that just one bottle? 0:17:39.760 --> 0:17:42.560 We used to do catering jobs and we would steal them. 0:17:43.000 --> 0:17:44.320 Oh so it's not like paid for them. 0:17:44.520 --> 0:17:47.280 No, No, we would do private jobs and they were 0:17:47.280 --> 0:17:51.679 they like they were you know, they were overstocked, like 0:17:51.720 --> 0:17:53.679 and they had big you know, big companies like a 0:17:53.720 --> 0:17:58.000 Mowett would be like one of the promoters are what's 0:17:58.040 --> 0:18:00.760 the word, I can't think sponsors, sponsor Jesus of the 0:18:00.800 --> 0:18:01.520