1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:06,520 Speaker 1: Hello, Gorgeous. It's Lala Kent. Welcome to Untraditionally, Lala. Hey, Gorgeous, 2 00:00:06,559 --> 00:00:10,120 Speaker 1: Lala Kent. Welcome to the bonus episode of Untraditionally Lala. 3 00:00:10,200 --> 00:00:13,120 Speaker 1: I have Tom Scholtz. Today. We're going to be talking 4 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:18,520 Speaker 1: about iconic vander Pump moments. And there's a moment that 5 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:22,239 Speaker 1: we talked about on the regular episode that has, to 6 00:00:22,320 --> 00:00:25,239 Speaker 1: my dismay, made its way back to the Internet. So 7 00:00:25,280 --> 00:00:30,800 Speaker 1: I'm not it's so mortifying you that I'm already now 8 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:33,200 Speaker 1: now just doing what I did on the regular, where 9 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:35,640 Speaker 1: you're like, you are you saying you can ask me anything? 10 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:38,000 Speaker 1: And I'm like, why the fuck did I do that? 11 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:40,000 Speaker 2: So good? You still got it? 12 00:00:40,120 --> 00:00:44,600 Speaker 1: I don't still got it? But that's okay, Okay, iconic lines? 13 00:00:47,680 --> 00:00:50,280 Speaker 2: Do I have to say? Who would guess who it is? No? 14 00:00:50,479 --> 00:00:52,760 Speaker 1: I mean I did not come up with these iconic 15 00:00:52,800 --> 00:01:01,520 Speaker 1: lines because I would never put so many under my own. Sure, Okay, 16 00:01:02,120 --> 00:01:04,560 Speaker 1: what would you say? Is the most iconic line that 17 00:01:04,640 --> 00:01:08,320 Speaker 1: I've said? Okay, are you trying to get popped? Bamby 18 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:10,600 Speaker 1: eyed bitch all iconic? 19 00:01:11,560 --> 00:01:13,600 Speaker 2: Man? Trying to get popped? 20 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:16,080 Speaker 3: Is number one most iconic thing you've ever said? Are 21 00:01:16,120 --> 00:01:18,560 Speaker 3: you trying to get along. I still think about it, 22 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:22,000 Speaker 3: and people quoted to me all the time. I'm in 23 00:01:22,080 --> 00:01:25,160 Speaker 3: Swartz and Sandy's Rip Tom, Tom, I hear that line 24 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:26,000 Speaker 3: all the time. 25 00:01:26,280 --> 00:01:27,840 Speaker 2: You're trying to get popped, and. 26 00:01:29,520 --> 00:01:31,440 Speaker 1: Then Ariana, I don't want to get popped. 27 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:34,399 Speaker 3: The reaction was so funny because you were You said 28 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:37,720 Speaker 3: it with conviction, You were dead serious. 29 00:01:37,959 --> 00:01:40,000 Speaker 1: I am from the eight to one. I know nothing 30 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:43,199 Speaker 1: about that life, you guys, not even the slightest clue. 31 00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:47,680 Speaker 4: Who was I That baby eyed bitch was the most poignant, 32 00:01:49,240 --> 00:01:51,160 Speaker 4: most poignant thing I think you ever said in it, 33 00:01:51,160 --> 00:01:53,920 Speaker 4: because when I get angry, I just my mind goes blank. 34 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:58,520 Speaker 3: But I feel like you become like very articulate in 35 00:01:58,560 --> 00:02:01,320 Speaker 3: a venomous way, like yeah, you're good with your words 36 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:02,320 Speaker 3: when you're upset. 37 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:07,720 Speaker 1: Well, here's what happens, Tom, is people poke at me, yeah, 38 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:11,200 Speaker 1: and then they get the wrath that's so intense that 39 00:02:11,480 --> 00:02:15,520 Speaker 1: I end up having to apologize profusely and I can't 40 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:18,280 Speaker 1: take it back. So what I'm trying to do, or 41 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:21,960 Speaker 1: what I've been trying to implement in the past couple 42 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:24,480 Speaker 1: of years, a couple of months, whatever it may be, 43 00:02:24,720 --> 00:02:29,079 Speaker 1: is like in a moment where you're feeling rage, take 44 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:32,799 Speaker 1: a beat and pinpoint how you're feeling so that you 45 00:02:32,919 --> 00:02:34,480 Speaker 1: don't just speal. 46 00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:35,600 Speaker 2: That's not fun. 47 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:39,320 Speaker 1: I know, I know, but you want to know what's 48 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:42,519 Speaker 1: the worst is going home and beating yourself up over 49 00:02:42,560 --> 00:02:45,800 Speaker 1: it and not being able to sleep and having massive 50 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:46,760 Speaker 1: amounts of anxiety. 51 00:02:46,919 --> 00:02:50,559 Speaker 3: I still feel guilty for calling Shina a bootleg Kardashian. 52 00:02:50,919 --> 00:02:52,800 Speaker 3: Like I know, it was like seven years ago, and 53 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:55,680 Speaker 3: I like when I'm mean to peoples, it haunts me. 54 00:02:56,320 --> 00:02:57,799 Speaker 1: You don't feel bad that you told me I was 55 00:02:57,840 --> 00:03:04,840 Speaker 1: a bootleg housewife and you and those lips, I almost 56 00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:06,120 Speaker 1: flipped a pizza in your lap. 57 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:09,000 Speaker 2: I was, well, God, I literally forgot about that until 58 00:03:09,160 --> 00:03:12,120 Speaker 2: just now. Sorry, I don't want to I don't want 59 00:03:12,160 --> 00:03:13,960 Speaker 2: to blame all that. I gotta blame that one on 60 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:14,480 Speaker 2: the all cahol. 61 00:03:14,760 --> 00:03:15,840 Speaker 1: Let me tell you something short. 62 00:03:15,919 --> 00:03:18,080 Speaker 2: Sorry, sorry, that so mean. 63 00:03:18,360 --> 00:03:22,280 Speaker 1: No, But when someone I live for a time where 64 00:03:22,360 --> 00:03:25,280 Speaker 1: you're just delivering it to me, so then I don't 65 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:26,639 Speaker 1: feel guilty about coming back. 66 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:28,440 Speaker 2: You know, I both. 67 00:03:28,320 --> 00:03:32,800 Speaker 1: Mama, you were poking, however I did. I started it 68 00:03:32,840 --> 00:03:34,920 Speaker 1: because I said, instead of a drink being thrown on 69 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:37,920 Speaker 1: you, you deserve to be punched in the face. Those are 70 00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:38,560 Speaker 1: fighting words. 71 00:03:38,680 --> 00:03:42,080 Speaker 3: No, I was like, and I felt I don't know 72 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:44,920 Speaker 3: why I was so triggered that day. Well, I had 73 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:47,240 Speaker 3: a drink thrown on my face, but I was very upset, 74 00:03:47,320 --> 00:03:49,720 Speaker 3: like I wanted to fight him. I'm not a fighter. 75 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:51,440 Speaker 3: And then I was like then and then I turned 76 00:03:51,480 --> 00:03:53,840 Speaker 3: into like comedy almost. I was like, I actually thought 77 00:03:53,880 --> 00:03:56,000 Speaker 3: it was hilarious, and we like hugged it out the 78 00:03:56,040 --> 00:03:58,400 Speaker 3: next day. I know that's always good for TV. But 79 00:03:58,480 --> 00:04:01,200 Speaker 3: like he was, yeah, I mean I made a snarky 80 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:01,880 Speaker 3: ass comment. 81 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:06,280 Speaker 1: It wasn't though. It just didn't land because he was 82 00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:09,240 Speaker 1: still hurt from like whatever he was feeling. But I 83 00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:11,240 Speaker 1: remember after you were mean to me, you poked your 84 00:04:11,240 --> 00:04:14,600 Speaker 1: head through this like wall of string, and you were like, oh, 85 00:04:14,640 --> 00:04:16,240 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I go shut the fuck up. 86 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:18,600 Speaker 2: I know, I apologize. 87 00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:20,640 Speaker 1: We were all on one hundred. 88 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:20,840 Speaker 2: Wow. 89 00:04:20,880 --> 00:04:24,640 Speaker 1: I went after your lips, so, I mean I picked them. 90 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:26,360 Speaker 2: You never go after someone's looks like that. 91 00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:28,600 Speaker 1: But here's the thing. It would be one thing if 92 00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:30,200 Speaker 1: I was like born with these lips and you made 93 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:31,919 Speaker 1: fun of them. It's like they're from God. But like 94 00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:34,400 Speaker 1: I literally went into a doctor and said give me 95 00:04:34,480 --> 00:04:39,800 Speaker 1: these lips. It's like, I'm not offended hand picks. 96 00:04:39,520 --> 00:04:41,920 Speaker 3: Listen, do whatever makes you happy people who are listening, 97 00:04:41,920 --> 00:04:43,440 Speaker 3: but just don't fuck with your lips. 98 00:04:43,480 --> 00:04:50,480 Speaker 2: It's always doesn't end well, fuck you, I'm poking. I'm pokeing. 99 00:04:51,360 --> 00:04:53,000 Speaker 1: No, but I'm glad you said that, because it can 100 00:04:53,080 --> 00:04:56,440 Speaker 1: get very gnarly, very quick. They wouldn't touch him again. 101 00:04:56,480 --> 00:04:58,360 Speaker 2: They don't look like they did in that one moment. 102 00:04:58,720 --> 00:04:59,480 Speaker 2: They look lovely. 103 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,279 Speaker 1: That's what I was trying to get them back to. 104 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:03,520 Speaker 1: And my doctor was like, we're not fucking with your lips. 105 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:05,640 Speaker 1: I was like, God, just put a noodle in the lips. 106 00:05:05,760 --> 00:05:08,000 Speaker 1: I will say, they'll filler in the cheeks. Don't ever 107 00:05:08,080 --> 00:05:11,560 Speaker 1: do it. Not that you would, but that's like I 108 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:13,960 Speaker 1: got it. And then I went in and immediately had 109 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:16,120 Speaker 1: it dissolved. Really yeah, I did not like it. 110 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:18,360 Speaker 3: It looked just you look so natural. You don't look 111 00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:20,400 Speaker 3: like you've had any surgery. Oh wow, you do. 112 00:05:20,920 --> 00:05:25,000 Speaker 1: Thinks if I were to show you my lop sided tits, 113 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:27,760 Speaker 1: you'd be like someone put a knife in her. Someone 114 00:05:27,880 --> 00:05:30,120 Speaker 1: put a knife in her, which, by the way, I'm 115 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:31,120 Speaker 1: totally having done. 116 00:05:31,160 --> 00:05:33,880 Speaker 2: You're getting your breast redone a reproduction. 117 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:37,520 Speaker 1: Not a reduction. I'm not trying to have mosquito bites, buddy. 118 00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:39,400 Speaker 2: I had no idea what your boobs look like. I 119 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:40,880 Speaker 2: don't know if they're big, medium, small. 120 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:43,120 Speaker 1: That's fucked up that you wouldn't notice that. 121 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:44,760 Speaker 2: I mean, i've never seen you naked. 122 00:05:45,920 --> 00:05:48,200 Speaker 1: Well, there's always time today, you have until six pm. 123 00:05:48,360 --> 00:05:51,040 Speaker 3: Although I got punished for allegedly seeing your boobs and Hawaii, 124 00:05:51,080 --> 00:05:52,440 Speaker 3: but I never actually saw them. 125 00:05:53,040 --> 00:05:54,600 Speaker 1: Oh and that's when they were cute and perky. 126 00:05:54,720 --> 00:05:56,760 Speaker 2: Oh that's okay, we were all cute and perky. 127 00:05:56,800 --> 00:06:01,800 Speaker 1: Then we really were your iconic lines. Dude. I used 128 00:06:01,839 --> 00:06:03,880 Speaker 1: to live with Kristen. She's the only person I've ever 129 00:06:03,920 --> 00:06:04,799 Speaker 1: wanted to murder. 130 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:08,840 Speaker 3: It's so weird because now I'm so fucking I've always 131 00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:11,279 Speaker 3: been tight. That's just a brother's sister thing. Like we 132 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:13,800 Speaker 3: had such a love and not even a love hate, 133 00:06:13,839 --> 00:06:15,839 Speaker 3: just love. But like when you're that close to someone, 134 00:06:16,320 --> 00:06:18,200 Speaker 3: it's like, yeah, man, that was my sister and she 135 00:06:18,240 --> 00:06:19,919 Speaker 3: still is and I love her, but yeah, there was 136 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:22,360 Speaker 3: when I lived together, I had a lot of rage 137 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:22,840 Speaker 3: towards her. 138 00:06:23,160 --> 00:06:26,279 Speaker 1: I love, Like, what that is such a shorts answer, 139 00:06:26,360 --> 00:06:26,839 Speaker 1: that's true. 140 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:29,719 Speaker 3: It's like we've hung out like NonStop, and we were besties. 141 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:31,880 Speaker 3: But also like sometime, you know, I think, like. 142 00:06:32,080 --> 00:06:33,520 Speaker 1: What would she do that would make you want to 143 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:34,000 Speaker 1: murder her? 144 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:36,000 Speaker 3: Just like her there late night. I don't want to 145 00:06:36,040 --> 00:06:37,960 Speaker 3: dredge up the past, but her and Tom late night 146 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:39,080 Speaker 3: like three am fights. 147 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:41,800 Speaker 2: I'm in the room right next door, and I like 148 00:06:41,880 --> 00:06:42,960 Speaker 2: I I. 149 00:06:44,560 --> 00:06:47,120 Speaker 3: My worst sound in the world, My most hated sound 150 00:06:47,120 --> 00:06:48,599 Speaker 3: in the world is two people fighting. 151 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:50,920 Speaker 2: It just gives me so much stress and anxiety. 152 00:06:51,040 --> 00:06:53,640 Speaker 3: And like you took it on, yeah, and I sometimes 153 00:06:53,640 --> 00:06:55,880 Speaker 3: it would spill over into my room and stuff and like. 154 00:06:55,960 --> 00:06:57,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, but oh they would come in and try to 155 00:06:57,680 --> 00:06:58,320 Speaker 1: drag you into it. 156 00:06:58,440 --> 00:07:02,039 Speaker 3: No, just I don't know, man, I think I repressed it. 157 00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:03,720 Speaker 2: I don't even know how I got to that point. 158 00:07:03,760 --> 00:07:05,040 Speaker 3: But there was a time when I lived with her 159 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:07,599 Speaker 3: where yeah, she was driving me crazy. But now we 160 00:07:07,680 --> 00:07:09,840 Speaker 3: joke about it all the time and we love them. 161 00:07:09,920 --> 00:07:13,480 Speaker 1: You know what women always go through at least one 162 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:17,160 Speaker 1: relationship that is like that, where it's fueled by alcohol. 163 00:07:17,560 --> 00:07:21,360 Speaker 1: You're young, you got roommates, you have a boyfriend who 164 00:07:21,560 --> 00:07:24,320 Speaker 1: keeps fucking up and is making you crazy, which was 165 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:27,000 Speaker 1: the title of her book. He's making you crazy. And 166 00:07:27,040 --> 00:07:29,600 Speaker 1: now anytime a man is like that woman's crazy, I'm like, no, no, no, no, 167 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:31,600 Speaker 1: we're gonna need to start from the beginning. What did 168 00:07:31,640 --> 00:07:34,600 Speaker 1: you do to make her crazy? Because it's always your 169 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:35,200 Speaker 1: guy's fault. 170 00:07:35,320 --> 00:07:38,760 Speaker 2: Well, i'll take it. I'll take it. 171 00:07:38,760 --> 00:07:40,880 Speaker 1: It is always your guy's fault. 172 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:42,920 Speaker 2: It's yeah, no comment. 173 00:07:43,440 --> 00:07:47,960 Speaker 1: I'm literally just a bartender. Were you ever just a bartender? 174 00:07:48,080 --> 00:07:49,640 Speaker 1: I remember you being way bad at that. 175 00:07:50,520 --> 00:07:53,400 Speaker 2: Listen. I'm a great mixologist. 176 00:07:53,480 --> 00:07:55,880 Speaker 3: I can make good cocktails and come, I can curate 177 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:59,520 Speaker 3: a menu, but under pressure, I can't make drinks and 178 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:00,640 Speaker 3: talk to you at the same time. 179 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:01,600 Speaker 2: I don't have the ability. 180 00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:03,240 Speaker 3: So it's one of the other, and you need to 181 00:08:03,240 --> 00:08:05,400 Speaker 3: be good at both in order to be a good bartender. 182 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:06,560 Speaker 1: I crack under pressure. 183 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:08,960 Speaker 2: You do mm hm. I feel like you thrive. 184 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:12,800 Speaker 1: Depends on what kind of pressure it' you thrive. Like 185 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:15,920 Speaker 1: if someone I remember like doing okay in school and 186 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:17,960 Speaker 1: then the moment they were like and now there's a test, 187 00:08:18,080 --> 00:08:20,080 Speaker 1: it was like, oh my god, I've forgotten everything. Where 188 00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:25,480 Speaker 1: am I? What's my name? That kind of pressure I crack. 189 00:08:26,080 --> 00:08:28,720 Speaker 1: And and by the way, I was the worst hostess ever. 190 00:08:30,200 --> 00:08:33,319 Speaker 3: I remember I have such clear memories of you hosting 191 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:36,280 Speaker 3: and just like, yeah, like your outfits you would wear, 192 00:08:36,720 --> 00:08:39,520 Speaker 3: like really, yeah, you're kind of like, I don't know, 193 00:08:40,840 --> 00:08:41,880 Speaker 3: scantily clad. 194 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:42,920 Speaker 2: Also like you. 195 00:08:42,800 --> 00:08:46,800 Speaker 1: Know, no, I remember Diana always being furious because she's like, 196 00:08:46,880 --> 00:08:48,520 Speaker 1: that's not where they're supposed to go on, Like, there's 197 00:08:48,520 --> 00:08:51,320 Speaker 1: four people, so wherever there's four seats, that's where they're 198 00:08:51,320 --> 00:08:51,960 Speaker 1: going to be going. 199 00:08:53,520 --> 00:08:55,720 Speaker 3: Like, we have similar energies when it comes to working 200 00:08:55,720 --> 00:08:56,520 Speaker 3: in bars and restaurants. 201 00:08:56,520 --> 00:08:57,640 Speaker 2: Although I've done it in my whole. 202 00:08:57,480 --> 00:09:01,520 Speaker 1: Life, hardest job I've ever had, Why do I. 203 00:09:01,480 --> 00:09:02,200 Speaker 2: Keep coming back. 204 00:09:02,240 --> 00:09:04,160 Speaker 3: I don't know why because I'm like I hated it 205 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:06,520 Speaker 3: since the beginning, but I always kept coming back as 206 00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:06,920 Speaker 3: parts of it. 207 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,280 Speaker 1: I love to the restaurant business. 208 00:09:08,320 --> 00:09:10,320 Speaker 3: I love people, and I love hanging out with people 209 00:09:10,360 --> 00:09:12,040 Speaker 3: and being an environment where they're in a good mood, 210 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:14,520 Speaker 3: they're not stressed out about their life, they're having a cocktail. 211 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:16,920 Speaker 1: So then maybe you should just stick to like doing 212 00:09:16,960 --> 00:09:19,600 Speaker 1: appearances at other people's bars, because then you don't have 213 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:23,959 Speaker 1: the pressure of like the alcohol and how much it's 214 00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:26,120 Speaker 1: going to cost and like, oh my god, we ordered 215 00:09:26,120 --> 00:09:27,680 Speaker 1: too much food that went to waste and what a 216 00:09:27,720 --> 00:09:29,840 Speaker 1: waste of money. Like all of those things I feel 217 00:09:29,840 --> 00:09:30,880 Speaker 1: like would give me anxiety. 218 00:09:31,360 --> 00:09:33,679 Speaker 3: I will never invest in another bar in miles. This 219 00:09:33,760 --> 00:09:35,319 Speaker 3: is a matter how much money I have. I would 220 00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:37,440 Speaker 3: never put my name on a lease for a bar. 221 00:09:37,360 --> 00:09:38,240 Speaker 2: Again in my life. 222 00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:42,199 Speaker 3: I would help contribute creatively or something like a. 223 00:09:42,160 --> 00:09:45,120 Speaker 1: Tom Tom situation. You do another one of these invest. 224 00:09:44,760 --> 00:09:47,360 Speaker 2: As long as I have zero liability. Mmm, but I 225 00:09:47,360 --> 00:09:47,800 Speaker 2: wouldn't do. 226 00:09:47,840 --> 00:09:50,120 Speaker 3: You guys, you do not want to open a bar restaurant. 227 00:09:50,120 --> 00:09:52,960 Speaker 3: I've seen behind the curtains. It is fucking stressful. It'll 228 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:56,880 Speaker 3: eat you alive, coming home late, fox up your sleeping hours, 229 00:09:56,920 --> 00:09:59,600 Speaker 3: you miss all the holidays. It's so not worth it 230 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:02,480 Speaker 3: of money you could make as capped unless you scale 231 00:10:02,520 --> 00:10:04,960 Speaker 3: and like have a franchise. I mean you can listen. 232 00:10:05,120 --> 00:10:06,640 Speaker 3: There's a lot of people who make a lot of money, 233 00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:08,079 Speaker 3: but just a lot of people who lose a lot 234 00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:10,319 Speaker 3: of money too. It's very scary business. 235 00:10:10,760 --> 00:10:13,040 Speaker 1: It doesn't look fun to me in the least. 236 00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:18,040 Speaker 2: It's scary, horrifying. I have nightmares sometimes still PTSD. I'm 237 00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:18,720 Speaker 2: not even joking. 238 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:21,640 Speaker 3: Yeah, I actually have nightmares about the bar sometimes. 239 00:10:32,720 --> 00:10:36,440 Speaker 1: How much all in all, did you guys invest in 240 00:10:36,520 --> 00:10:38,240 Speaker 1: that I probably lost. 241 00:10:38,040 --> 00:10:41,800 Speaker 3: Like six six seven hundred grand, which is insane. I 242 00:10:41,840 --> 00:10:44,640 Speaker 3: don't know, six hundred grand a house, for sure, that's 243 00:10:44,679 --> 00:10:47,480 Speaker 3: that's a night, the down payment on a beautiful, beautiful house. 244 00:10:47,559 --> 00:10:48,200 Speaker 1: Oh my god. 245 00:10:48,360 --> 00:10:51,160 Speaker 3: Yeah, like I could have bought like three five rental 246 00:10:51,160 --> 00:10:54,199 Speaker 3: properties in Florida or something like cheese. 247 00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:56,559 Speaker 2: I don't think about her anymore. I I released it. 248 00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:57,599 Speaker 1: Sorry, I didn't mean to bring it. 249 00:10:58,120 --> 00:10:58,400 Speaker 2: I was. 250 00:10:59,280 --> 00:11:01,120 Speaker 3: I went on like I had so much, both the 251 00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:04,720 Speaker 3: pent up resentment and frustrations, and but I let it 252 00:11:04,760 --> 00:11:05,079 Speaker 3: all go. 253 00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:06,720 Speaker 2: I've truly good for you. 254 00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:07,880 Speaker 1: That's very hard to do. 255 00:11:08,240 --> 00:11:10,200 Speaker 3: No, it felt so good, like it was like a 256 00:11:10,240 --> 00:11:12,600 Speaker 3: demon leaving my body. Yeah, it was so nice. 257 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:14,600 Speaker 1: Resentment is the one thing that is the hardest to 258 00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:17,760 Speaker 1: get rid of. Yeah, it will eat you alive. 259 00:11:17,920 --> 00:11:20,720 Speaker 3: No, I feel free. I'm skipping and frolicking everywhere. 260 00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:23,000 Speaker 1: Now, good for you. Yeah, Plus, you have a hot 261 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:28,079 Speaker 1: girlfriend that probably helps you know, fuck the resentment out 262 00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:32,559 Speaker 1: of you with their hot face. God, do you remember 263 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:35,319 Speaker 1: when James and I were on Watch Rabins Live during 264 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:38,120 Speaker 1: twenty fifteen where we cussed so much that Andy literally 265 00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:39,000 Speaker 1: banned us forever. 266 00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:42,200 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's probably one of the most iconic episodes ever, 267 00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:44,360 Speaker 3: and I just like to look on Andy's face. 268 00:11:44,360 --> 00:11:47,240 Speaker 2: He was genuinely so. He hated as you guys. He 269 00:11:47,320 --> 00:11:47,800 Speaker 2: hated you. 270 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:52,480 Speaker 1: So I have zero recollection of being there at all. Truthfully, 271 00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:55,440 Speaker 1: I didn't realize it was so bad, Like I went 272 00:11:55,480 --> 00:11:58,600 Speaker 1: to the club after to celebrate, like how well we did? 273 00:11:58,920 --> 00:12:00,760 Speaker 3: It was so bad. It was good and it was 274 00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:03,520 Speaker 3: iconic and I got to talked about earlier. You salvaged 275 00:12:03,559 --> 00:12:06,559 Speaker 3: it at the end, singing and James freestyling. That made 276 00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:07,880 Speaker 3: up for the whole episode. 277 00:12:08,280 --> 00:12:10,640 Speaker 1: It haunts me, an, can I tell you? I was 278 00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:13,360 Speaker 1: so happy because I would tell people about this, and 279 00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:17,160 Speaker 1: I wrote about it years ago in my book, and 280 00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:19,240 Speaker 1: there were people that would ask me where they can 281 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:21,880 Speaker 1: find it. They couldn't find it on the internet anywhere. Well, 282 00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:25,600 Speaker 1: recently it has reappeared and it is my biggest fucking 283 00:12:25,679 --> 00:12:30,640 Speaker 1: nightmare that it is. No not thank you. I commented 284 00:12:30,760 --> 00:12:34,760 Speaker 1: on it and was like, when someone asks me why 285 00:12:34,760 --> 00:12:37,960 Speaker 1: I got sober, this is a part of the montage 286 00:12:38,040 --> 00:12:39,280 Speaker 1: that plays in my mind. 287 00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:41,559 Speaker 2: If you haven't seen it, just go on TikTok you'll 288 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:41,960 Speaker 2: find it. 289 00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:47,439 Speaker 1: Talking about my panties dropping, make it go, Pop Pop 290 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:52,000 Speaker 1: Pop until my panties go drop, drop drop. That is 291 00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:57,320 Speaker 1: repulsive and disgusting. And I thought, in my mind, wherever 292 00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,720 Speaker 1: my mind was at that time, thought I was slaying 293 00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:01,679 Speaker 1: the I was like, I'm for sure getting a record deal. 294 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:05,960 Speaker 1: Where's Where's doctor Trey? No, you were a little Deululu 295 00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:11,760 Speaker 1: Dela law as fuck. I'm sending ocean in that video 296 00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:14,200 Speaker 1: when she turns eighteen. Oh Jesus, please don't. 297 00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:15,640 Speaker 2: Yeah. 298 00:13:16,520 --> 00:13:18,439 Speaker 1: Can I tell you the guy that did my makeup 299 00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:24,280 Speaker 1: in that Water Happins Live appearance. I loved my face 300 00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:26,160 Speaker 1: so much and maybe it was good, maybe it was bad. 301 00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:28,400 Speaker 1: I can't remember. I cannot watch the video. But I 302 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:31,800 Speaker 1: brought him to La to do my first reunion season 303 00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:35,480 Speaker 1: four makeup and he had learned a new technique. And 304 00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:39,480 Speaker 1: that's when you guys were blessed with my glam on 305 00:13:39,559 --> 00:13:40,960 Speaker 1: the season four reunion. 306 00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:46,319 Speaker 3: Yes, that's actually a good photo. 307 00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:48,840 Speaker 1: That is not what it looked like. Your outfit with 308 00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:52,040 Speaker 1: that horrendous shade of blue. There it is there, she is. 309 00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:54,280 Speaker 1: I want that on a sweatshirt. 310 00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:56,760 Speaker 3: It's so weird that you were like a caricature of 311 00:13:56,840 --> 00:13:58,440 Speaker 3: yourself almost you know what I mean? 312 00:13:58,559 --> 00:14:01,520 Speaker 1: And what is that blonde hair? It's like very yellow. 313 00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:03,959 Speaker 3: I liked it like your I think your dark era 314 00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:06,160 Speaker 3: was your best era. You look gorgeous now. 315 00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:08,760 Speaker 1: But thank you that when I look at that I 316 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:13,160 Speaker 1: go reading ring book, I look like a fucking color wheel. 317 00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:16,880 Speaker 2: Were you self aware at that time? Did you have 318 00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:18,240 Speaker 2: did you have the frontal lobe? 319 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,960 Speaker 1: No? Not quite. I was only twenty four. I hadn't 320 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:25,560 Speaker 1: quite developed. I feel like mine developed closer to thirty, 321 00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:33,280 Speaker 1: Thank heavens. James shade to Schwartz. Schwartz suggested a sandwich 322 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:37,160 Speaker 1: that could kill a hangover. James then said he wants 323 00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:40,480 Speaker 1: a mand witch. We all know Tom likes to sloppy Joe. 324 00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:44,000 Speaker 1: Where do you and Joe stand today? 325 00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:48,880 Speaker 3: I have heart, yeah, far apart, but there's no bad blood. 326 00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:52,120 Speaker 3: I wish nothing but the best for her. But I 327 00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:55,160 Speaker 3: kept her block for some private reasons and stuff. But no, 328 00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:57,520 Speaker 3: I honestly if she's if she hears this, I'm always 329 00:14:57,600 --> 00:14:58,200 Speaker 3: rooting for her. 330 00:14:58,240 --> 00:14:59,320 Speaker 2: Like I hope you're doing well. 331 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:01,800 Speaker 1: You were you PR trained? 332 00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:05,280 Speaker 2: No? Wow? God, no, how do you get PR trained? 333 00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:06,000 Speaker 2: What do you do? 334 00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:09,760 Speaker 1: You are the most like PC person on the planet? 335 00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:12,360 Speaker 2: What does what does media chaining look like? Have you 336 00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:12,760 Speaker 2: had it? 337 00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:17,560 Speaker 1: Are you I need constant crisis pr I can't shut 338 00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:18,160 Speaker 1: the fuck up. 339 00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:20,120 Speaker 2: Do you like study or do you sit down and 340 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:20,680 Speaker 2: go through? 341 00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:22,960 Speaker 1: Yes, it's like someone who comes in and they're like, 342 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:25,520 Speaker 1: when you're asked this kind of question, they teach you 343 00:15:25,560 --> 00:15:29,040 Speaker 1: how to reframe it. Yeah, so that you the person 344 00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:31,640 Speaker 1: asking feels like you answered it but you said nothing 345 00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:31,920 Speaker 1: at all. 346 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:32,160 Speaker 2: You know. 347 00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:34,320 Speaker 3: It's the best at that of all time. The goat 348 00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:38,840 Speaker 3: Lisa vander Palm. She is so good in a cheeky 349 00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:39,680 Speaker 3: smart way. 350 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:43,800 Speaker 1: She throws shade though, which is what I love about her. 351 00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:45,200 Speaker 1: She will because she's not boring. 352 00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:47,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, no, she is great in an interview. She doesn't 353 00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:50,080 Speaker 2: hold back. She's spicy, cheeky, but. 354 00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:52,680 Speaker 3: If she if there's something she's not comfortable addressing, she'll 355 00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:55,680 Speaker 3: redirect it in a way and not really say much. 356 00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:57,840 Speaker 2: But it's still charming and it's yeah anyway. 357 00:15:57,920 --> 00:16:00,680 Speaker 1: The accent is so flawless too. If I had an accent, 358 00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:02,320 Speaker 1: then I feel like everything that came out of my 359 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:04,440 Speaker 1: mouth would be like so much more. 360 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:06,800 Speaker 2: I miss Lisa. 361 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:08,320 Speaker 3: I haven't talked to him. I got a FaceTime or 362 00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:11,440 Speaker 3: later check in. I know he's the busiest fucking Vegas now. 363 00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:16,720 Speaker 1: The shirtless brawl. Sandoval and Jack's took their shirts off 364 00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:20,320 Speaker 1: to fight. Stossy's boyfriend Frank, I don't think I was 365 00:16:20,360 --> 00:16:22,120 Speaker 1: around during that. Were you there? 366 00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:23,040 Speaker 2: It was insane? 367 00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:29,040 Speaker 3: Guy, I cannot I think they if anything, I don't don't. 368 00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:31,440 Speaker 2: They could fully capture the stakes of how intense it was. 369 00:16:31,480 --> 00:16:34,800 Speaker 3: It was a barroom brawl, like chairs were flying across 370 00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:35,280 Speaker 3: the room. 371 00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:38,120 Speaker 2: It was insane, like it was violent. 372 00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:42,240 Speaker 1: Why why did the shirts get well? Chairs are being 373 00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:43,360 Speaker 1: thrown them? Violent? 374 00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:46,160 Speaker 3: One actually got injured. It was all more huffing and puffing, 375 00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:46,880 Speaker 3: you know what I mean. 376 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,800 Speaker 1: It was like, is it because Jackson was in a 377 00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:50,200 Speaker 1: knit sweater so he was hot? 378 00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:50,880 Speaker 2: Yeah? 379 00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:53,280 Speaker 1: But maybe flying a little too high. 380 00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:56,360 Speaker 3: I'm trying to think the practical reasons why people rip 381 00:16:56,440 --> 00:16:58,480 Speaker 3: the sh I know it's a sh like an alpha move. 382 00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:00,960 Speaker 2: It's like beating your chest like a gorilla. 383 00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:03,120 Speaker 3: But like, what are the practical reasons to take your 384 00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:04,679 Speaker 3: shirt off so people can't grab it? 385 00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:07,480 Speaker 2: Like? I think it's just a flex a show of machismo, right. 386 00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:10,680 Speaker 1: I mean, I've never been in a fight where I've 387 00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:11,600 Speaker 1: removed my shirt. 388 00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:19,200 Speaker 2: Not yet. 389 00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:27,960 Speaker 1: Stassy's Revenge Starssy Trash, Jacks's apartment and drinks six hundred 390 00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:30,360 Speaker 1: dollars worth of fish champagne. What was his response when 391 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:31,800 Speaker 1: he found that out? Did he come back to the 392 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:37,040 Speaker 1: boys and thought, holy shit, six hundred dollars? How wild? 393 00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:39,600 Speaker 1: Six hundred dollars? Was that just one bottle? 394 00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:42,560 Speaker 2: We used to do catering jobs and we would steal them. 395 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,320 Speaker 1: Oh so it's not like paid for them. 396 00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:47,280 Speaker 3: No, No, we would do private jobs and they were 397 00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:51,679 Speaker 3: they like they were you know, they were overstocked, like 398 00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:53,679 Speaker 3: and they had big you know, big companies like a 399 00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:58,000 Speaker 3: Mowett would be like one of the promoters are what's 400 00:17:58,040 --> 00:18:00,760 Speaker 3: the word, I can't think sponsors, sponsor Jesus of the 401 00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:01,520 Speaker 3: events and the like. 402 00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:03,400 Speaker 2: You know, we'll take a bottle or two and throw 403 00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:05,719 Speaker 2: them in our bag. You know, we wouldn't get greedy. 404 00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:08,480 Speaker 3: But yeah, but like every every single catering job I 405 00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:10,320 Speaker 3: ever did, I would take at least two bottles. 406 00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:13,080 Speaker 2: Wow. Yeah, and I regret nothing. 407 00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:14,080 Speaker 1: Why would you? 408 00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:16,480 Speaker 3: And there was times I took more maybe ten fifteen, 409 00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:23,680 Speaker 3: but just clinking from two to fifty although no, okay, And. 410 00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:26,159 Speaker 1: There some days I was like, fucking, I'm taking the 411 00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:26,720 Speaker 1: whole case. 412 00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:29,280 Speaker 3: I got fired from one of my jobs. Actually, I 413 00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:31,359 Speaker 3: never told anyone that it was the last one. It 414 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:32,879 Speaker 3: was one of my I forget the name of the company, 415 00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:34,480 Speaker 3: but it was like my favorite company to work for, 416 00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:37,199 Speaker 3: and they were so sweet. But I one of the 417 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:39,880 Speaker 3: bartenders went home six. So I was just slanging drinks and. 418 00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:40,840 Speaker 2: That's that's my wheelhouse. 419 00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:44,080 Speaker 3: You know, you're porn Boka Sota's shots, Like that's my specialty. 420 00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:45,920 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Jack and Cox. 421 00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:48,959 Speaker 3: But I took like two bottles of tequila and for 422 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,240 Speaker 3: some reason, the managers went in my bag and they're like, 423 00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:53,040 Speaker 3: we're gonna have to ask you to leave, and it 424 00:18:53,119 --> 00:18:54,480 Speaker 3: was all somber. 425 00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:56,080 Speaker 1: Did you have to leave the bottles behind you? 426 00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:57,680 Speaker 2: And they never hired me again. 427 00:18:57,760 --> 00:18:59,000 Speaker 1: But I was like, come on, did you get to 428 00:18:59,080 --> 00:18:59,639 Speaker 1: keep the bottles? 429 00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:03,920 Speaker 2: Though? Like come on, dude, Like really, who cares? 430 00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:04,960 Speaker 1: Who cares? 431 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,040 Speaker 2: They have billions of dollars? Like it's just you know 432 00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:07,400 Speaker 2: what I. 433 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:09,320 Speaker 1: Mean, right, do you know how much money the alcohol 434 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:10,520 Speaker 1: industry brings in? 435 00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:14,760 Speaker 3: And I know what the bodel is actually it's like, dude, anyway, 436 00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:16,960 Speaker 3: how old were you? I think this is this is 437 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,640 Speaker 3: before the show started. This is like twenty ten. 438 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:24,120 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, why would you ever in your whole life 439 00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:26,399 Speaker 1: throw a drink on Katie during an argument, and that 440 00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:28,399 Speaker 1: couldn't have been the first time you so you so 441 00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:30,120 Speaker 1: flawlessly dumped the drink. 442 00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:31,879 Speaker 2: I'm in my entire life, I've done that. I know that. 443 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:34,040 Speaker 1: Really like what possessed you. 444 00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:36,600 Speaker 2: I don't know. I was like she was. I have 445 00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:37,399 Speaker 2: no excuse for it. 446 00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:40,719 Speaker 3: I think I lost my mind, clearly, I don't know, 447 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:43,119 Speaker 3: but I think if I remember, it wasn't like I 448 00:19:43,119 --> 00:19:43,880 Speaker 3: threw it in her face. 449 00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:45,199 Speaker 2: I just kind to throw it in her direction. 450 00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:46,800 Speaker 1: No, you dumped it on her head. 451 00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:47,920 Speaker 2: No I did not. 452 00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:49,040 Speaker 1: I saw the footage. 453 00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:50,040 Speaker 2: I'm going to make people go. 454 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,720 Speaker 3: Look at that because that was like my lowest moment. 455 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,240 Speaker 3: But I think I just lost my mind that trip. 456 00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:56,959 Speaker 3: I was just in such a bad place. I fucking 457 00:19:57,320 --> 00:19:58,280 Speaker 3: lost my mind. 458 00:19:58,440 --> 00:20:02,440 Speaker 1: Do you remember when Dody threw a drink at James 459 00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:05,000 Speaker 1: when we were in Mexico and it landed on me, 460 00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:08,920 Speaker 1: And the whole reason it was thrown was because Jack's 461 00:20:09,119 --> 00:20:14,920 Speaker 1: and Sandoval made up this lie that James, you were 462 00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:17,280 Speaker 1: fucked up. You couldn't even function. You guys had just 463 00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:18,680 Speaker 1: gone coffing. You guys had just. 464 00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:21,840 Speaker 3: Gone call that one of our sloppiest days. Ever, the 465 00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:23,320 Speaker 3: sloppiest is the night before. 466 00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:24,920 Speaker 1: Yes, it was very intense. 467 00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:28,120 Speaker 2: That's that's where I woke up in the wrong resort. 468 00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:30,240 Speaker 1: On the wrong beach. Yeah, he was you were elsewhere? 469 00:20:30,359 --> 00:20:31,000 Speaker 2: Oh my god. 470 00:20:31,119 --> 00:20:36,879 Speaker 1: And the way that it was like one one of 471 00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:39,399 Speaker 1: the times I looked at and felt so badly for James, 472 00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:41,920 Speaker 1: like rewatching it and him being like, do I hang 473 00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:45,159 Speaker 1: out with Kristen? Not really? A little bit, not really, 474 00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:48,399 Speaker 1: And everyone's like, we asked him if he hooked up 475 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:51,000 Speaker 1: with Kristen and he said a little bit, not really, 476 00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:53,199 Speaker 1: and he was like, I didn't do that, and he 477 00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:55,399 Speaker 1: was like crying to me in my room. Then he 478 00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:57,600 Speaker 1: got a drink thrown on him. What did drink's being 479 00:20:57,640 --> 00:20:59,560 Speaker 1: thrown on? Vander Pump? Do you think the new season 480 00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:01,000 Speaker 1: will have a lot of drinks being thrown? 481 00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:01,919 Speaker 2: I hope. So. 482 00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:04,520 Speaker 3: I love a good drink throw. It's like one of 483 00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:07,760 Speaker 3: the pillars of any great reality. So you knew the 484 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:10,200 Speaker 3: occasional drink throw. I don't ever want to be a 485 00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:12,639 Speaker 3: part of that again in my life, but it's really inerting. 486 00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:13,600 Speaker 1: One else needs to do it. 487 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:17,040 Speaker 3: I love a good drink throw. Yeah, yeah, I like 488 00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:20,959 Speaker 3: women on women drink throwing. Not that's like almost fetishizing it. 489 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,919 Speaker 1: No, but and I love when they're in white T 490 00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:25,280 Speaker 1: shirts with no bra. But it's like a fucking weirdo. 491 00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:28,359 Speaker 3: There's a double stand No, it's not sexual in nature, 492 00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:30,359 Speaker 3: but it's like maybe there's a double standard. Like when 493 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:33,639 Speaker 3: guys do it seem so like bitchy they just I 494 00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:36,840 Speaker 3: don't know, like aggressive, like violent for some reason. 495 00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:38,440 Speaker 2: Like when I see like the Housewives do it, it's 496 00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:39,080 Speaker 2: like funny. 497 00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:42,600 Speaker 1: It's because I think you also, like myself, appreciate the 498 00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:44,320 Speaker 1: art of reality television. 499 00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:44,840 Speaker 2: I sure do. 500 00:21:45,359 --> 00:21:48,119 Speaker 1: I want to ask you something very quickly. You said 501 00:21:48,119 --> 00:21:53,320 Speaker 1: that you had a crush on Alexia from Miami. 502 00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:55,840 Speaker 2: I don't know when I ever said that, but I 503 00:21:56,119 --> 00:21:57,040 Speaker 2: think I did say it. 504 00:21:57,320 --> 00:21:59,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, but listen, I saw it in a lot of places. 505 00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:01,520 Speaker 1: She's fucking stunning. 506 00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:03,760 Speaker 2: She's gorgeous, and she's so damn charming. 507 00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:06,320 Speaker 3: And I've always like, I've always liked I think for 508 00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:10,879 Speaker 3: like I don't know Miami women, Cuban women, God like, 509 00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:13,080 Speaker 3: I just I've never dated one, but I've always been. 510 00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:15,600 Speaker 1: You could not handle all that, honey, That's what I hear. 511 00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:16,959 Speaker 2: Let me, that's what I hear. 512 00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:19,159 Speaker 1: But you could not handle gorge and I. 513 00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:21,480 Speaker 3: Went to her salon and had such a good time. 514 00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:24,280 Speaker 3: And she's cool as ship. We had so much fun. 515 00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:26,679 Speaker 1: But yeah, that's the one time I was jealous of you. 516 00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:27,680 Speaker 2: Have you hung out with her? 517 00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:30,040 Speaker 1: No, we communicate via Instagram, though. 518 00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:35,960 Speaker 2: She's so fun. And yeah, housewives with Miami or the ship? 519 00:22:37,119 --> 00:22:40,439 Speaker 2: What's your favorite housewives? Oh see? 520 00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:44,600 Speaker 1: Or I mean, uh, fucking Miami's crushing it? 521 00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:46,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, Miami, Saltlake Cities like Numbers. 522 00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:47,520 Speaker 1: Is very good. 523 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:48,359 Speaker 2: It's so good. 524 00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:51,080 Speaker 1: Did you notice during the wedding or did you watch 525 00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:53,480 Speaker 1: it where Sandoval wipes the tears? 526 00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:54,200 Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah? 527 00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:56,000 Speaker 1: With his dogs? With your dogs? 528 00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:59,679 Speaker 3: So sweet, so sweet. Butter is such an EmPATH, like 529 00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:02,640 Speaker 3: he did. I know he was there crying too. He's 530 00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:03,479 Speaker 3: such a sweet guy. 531 00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:09,560 Speaker 1: He's such an empathy. I can't I want you to 532 00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:13,679 Speaker 1: have children, just so I can see what changes with 533 00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:18,640 Speaker 1: you and your dogs. I remember Lily laying her head 534 00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:20,560 Speaker 1: on the bath and I was like expecting ocean and 535 00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:23,159 Speaker 1: I looked at her and we made like just the 536 00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:26,520 Speaker 1: most soul to soul connection. I was like, Lily, I 537 00:23:26,560 --> 00:23:29,199 Speaker 1: will never love this baby more than I love you. 538 00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:32,200 Speaker 1: Don't even worry about it, girl, moment I came home, 539 00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:33,760 Speaker 1: Lily's on the bed. I'm like, Lily, you gotta get 540 00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:36,520 Speaker 1: off the bed. No hair near the baby, off the bed. 541 00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:38,520 Speaker 1: Not saying that I don't love her. 542 00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:39,359 Speaker 2: It just shifts. 543 00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:41,600 Speaker 1: But I would just be curious to see. 544 00:23:42,119 --> 00:23:42,959 Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't wait too. 545 00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:48,800 Speaker 1: I loved when he wiped the tears with butter. Didn't 546 00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:53,120 Speaker 1: have blonde streaks. I have the blonde or like silver streaks. 547 00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:55,160 Speaker 2: I liked his silver streak era. 548 00:23:55,359 --> 00:23:56,440 Speaker 1: It was horrendous. 549 00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:59,080 Speaker 2: I liked it. It was very very nineties boy band. 550 00:23:59,359 --> 00:24:03,560 Speaker 1: Don't fuel don't fuel it, please don't for the love 551 00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:07,840 Speaker 1: of God. Last one was the New Orleans bachelor party. 552 00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:11,919 Speaker 1: He's a fucking battered wife, kicks the door in. 553 00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:14,560 Speaker 2: I think I should have died on that trip. No, 554 00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:15,240 Speaker 2: I don't want to say that. 555 00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:17,879 Speaker 1: But were you taking a deuce? You were sitting on 556 00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:18,120 Speaker 1: the door. 557 00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:19,920 Speaker 3: I was just taking a moment because I was so 558 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,679 Speaker 3: stressed out and I just felt like crying. I remember 559 00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:28,480 Speaker 3: just being really like intoxicated, and I. 560 00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:29,439 Speaker 2: Just was like sad. 561 00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:32,040 Speaker 3: I remember I was junkie, but I was more. I 562 00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:33,800 Speaker 3: was really sad and stressed out. I felt like I 563 00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:36,480 Speaker 3: was like I was gonna lose like the love of 564 00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:38,199 Speaker 3: my life. At the time, I was like, I fucking 565 00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:40,680 Speaker 3: sabotaging my relationship. 566 00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:43,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, and the instead you went on to sabotage it 567 00:24:43,359 --> 00:24:45,440 Speaker 1: anyway when it ended anyway. 568 00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:49,840 Speaker 3: Oh, listen, I think it was probably, Yeah, that was probably. 569 00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:52,760 Speaker 2: That's my favorite, probably my favorite episode. 570 00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:55,920 Speaker 1: I think I never saw it. Yeah, I'm going to 571 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:56,800 Speaker 1: go back and watch it. 572 00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:57,640 Speaker 2: It's so funny. 573 00:24:57,720 --> 00:24:59,199 Speaker 1: I have to go back and watch it. 574 00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:00,679 Speaker 2: It's so fun looking funny. 575 00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:02,600 Speaker 1: I need to go back to season one and watch 576 00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:05,080 Speaker 1: all the vander Pump roles because and stop when I enter, 577 00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:09,440 Speaker 1: but I do not. During COVID, I went back and watched, 578 00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:12,119 Speaker 1: but for some reason, I'm not remembering anything that happens, 579 00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:15,879 Speaker 1: Like I'm not remembering the Frank fight right with them. 580 00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:22,080 Speaker 1: I want to give one teaser, Yeah, that that is 581 00:25:22,119 --> 00:25:23,800 Speaker 1: not the last time people are going to see you 582 00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:24,640 Speaker 1: dressed as a girl. 583 00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:26,440 Speaker 2: That's true. 584 00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:28,080 Speaker 1: I'm very excited about it. 585 00:25:28,119 --> 00:25:30,760 Speaker 3: True, and I think I totally redeemed myself. 586 00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:31,920 Speaker 1: I think you did too, I don't. 587 00:25:32,119 --> 00:25:34,359 Speaker 3: I hate that one of my legacies is being the 588 00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:38,919 Speaker 3: ugliest man as a woman ever and when people comment 589 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,960 Speaker 3: that to me all the time, like Schwartz, you're You're 590 00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:43,000 Speaker 3: a pretty good looking dude. You're kind of sexy, but 591 00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:45,520 Speaker 3: like you are the ugliest woman on the planet. 592 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,840 Speaker 2: I hear that a lot. The ugliest. 593 00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:52,960 Speaker 1: Well, let's hope you don't pro create girls. Oh and 594 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,000 Speaker 1: the girls always look just like their dad from what 595 00:25:55,119 --> 00:25:57,960 Speaker 1: I've heard. All Right, Schwartzy, thanks for sticking around for 596 00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:00,600 Speaker 1: the Boner episode. I appreciate you. Thank you guys for 597 00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:05,720 Speaker 1: listening to another episode of the Bonus untraditionally, Lala, I 598 00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:14,840 Speaker 1: will catch you guys on Wednesday and again next week. Bye.