Speaker 1: Do you mind if I crack these?
Speaker 2: Mary?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: So Mary, it's please Hayes's birthday today.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, happy birthday.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll see if it's a joke in the bag.
Speaker 1: No, it's not a joke. I would never joke about
Speaker 1: Hayes's birthday, Mary. Not only is it my birthday, I
Speaker 1: turned forty today. Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: That's when life gets.
Speaker 4: That's when it gets good right well for a podcast
Speaker 4: or it really means something. And I take being a
Speaker 4: forty year old podcaster very seriously. It's not a responsibility
Speaker 4: that I take lightly. Yeah, okay, Yeah, I understand the
Speaker 4: responsibility that comes with wearing that crown of being a
Speaker 4: forty year old podcaster. I've watched my boy here do
Speaker 4: it for a minute.
Speaker 1: And duct myself with grace, you know, And the whole
Speaker 1: time I've been thinking that's gonna be me. Someday.
Speaker 4: I'm going to be a forty year old.
Speaker 3: Podcast but it but it doesn't just happen. You got
Speaker 3: to put the time in.
Speaker 2: What changes do you think from thirty nine to forty
Speaker 2: in terms of podcasting.
Speaker 4: In terms of podcasting, they so the listeners, first of all,
Speaker 4: they go up a lot, a lot more people show
Speaker 4: up to listen to a forty year old podcaster.
Speaker 1: Because they know that you've got something to say.
Speaker 3: I mean, there's some worldly experience that you've garnered over
Speaker 3: the years and we all share audience.
Speaker 2: Did they become more mature along with you? Or and
Speaker 2: you leave those kids behind?
Speaker 4: Or we definitely have left a lot of people behind
Speaker 4: because they start coming from you once they turn forty.
Speaker 4: They want the chair, you know what I mean. So
Speaker 4: then the hunt is on. So then it becomes sort
Speaker 4: of like a battle royale type, like royal rumble.
Speaker 1: Type, King of the mountain.
Speaker 4: You're Queen of the mountain, you know, And so I know,
Speaker 4: I know they're watching. I know they want to see
Speaker 4: me fall and we'll find out and what I can
Speaker 4: do with the tree.
Speaker 1: It says happy birthday, hayes from Kevin, So personal, Kevin,
Speaker 1: How did did you write that yourself? Kevin? I did? Hi, guys, Okay.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's so dark.
Speaker 1: So creepy. You fell down the stairs, Kevin because it
Speaker 1: was so dark, it was so dark and slippery with
Speaker 1: my slippery socks. But uh, don't worry. I'm okay, fell
Speaker 1: I only landed on my back.
Speaker 4: But we've got to work on getting some new some
Speaker 4: new lighting you birthday, hay.
Speaker 1: You ever I have had them, I used to dance.
Speaker 1: Are you a fan? One of his jokes.
Speaker 3: Mary, you're sort of famous actually for baking pies, aren't you?
Speaker 1: Are you known as one?
Speaker 2: I am in my I am in my family. I
Speaker 2: didn't know that anyone outside my family was everyone's talk everyone.
Speaker 3: I see Hayes opening this confection, and I go, this
Speaker 3: reminds me of Mary and her famous pie baking. How
Speaker 3: is making a feel like baking a pie?
Speaker 1: Oh? Wait? What do we have? There's four of them?
Speaker 1: They all say Happy birthday, Hayes.
Speaker 2: You know cupcakes?
Speaker 1: Do their cupcakes? Do you want to do? You want
Speaker 1: to pick one out and we'll ship it over to you?
Speaker 2: Not really okay by happy Birthday? You only have four?
Speaker 2: I figure you should enjoy them. That and the I'm
Speaker 2: feeling like a little depression about a home ind decade,
Speaker 2: even though you're trying to make it sound all dressed.
Speaker 1: Wait and see, wait and see, wait and see.
Speaker 4: On this podcast in this decade, Mary, I can't wait
Speaker 4: to Really, I.
Speaker 2: Think it's really appropriate to talk to me about, you know,
Speaker 2: being depressed about turning forward.
Speaker 1: I needed you to hear hear this. Not that I'm depressed.
Speaker 1: I'm not. I needed you to hear that.
Speaker 4: This is when I enter my podcasting prime. And like
Speaker 4: I said, I knew that people like you would say, oh,
Speaker 4: he's depressed.
Speaker 1: Oh he can't do it.
Speaker 3: Everyone everyone is just assuming, Oh he's going to completely
Speaker 3: fall apart on the air and the show is just
Speaker 3: going to disintegrate. But Hayes is and I and I
Speaker 3: quote forty floorty and thriving.
Speaker 1: Got it, he's forty fan and five are you? And five?
Speaker 2: Pardon my lack of knowledge about your personal life? Have
Speaker 2: do you have a love?
Speaker 1: I do have a I do have a podcasting. It's
Speaker 1: right here. Her name's Mike.
Speaker 4: Yeah, little gal named Mike are a phone?
Speaker 2: You might be so, is that this is the very
Speaker 2: year you might meet an actual human love, you know,
Speaker 2: beyond your mic?
Speaker 1: You might Does that happen? Because I am told that
Speaker 1: it does not once you've actually connected to the mic
Speaker 1: in this way it did for you. Huh. So you
Speaker 1: got the last.
Speaker 2: The last, But I didn't have that Mike, you know,
Speaker 2: to to rival it. But yeah, yeah I did. I
Speaker 2: did fall in love at age forty.
Speaker 1: I hope they. I hope they're into a throutle because
Speaker 1: whoever shows up, they're.
Speaker 3: They're not replacing the figure out to work with the
Speaker 3: two as Mary talk about when you became such a
Speaker 3: big fan of Hollywood handbooks, what is it that made
Speaker 3: you want to do the podcast so much?
Speaker 1: Let's see and please take your time. I hate I
Speaker 1: hate when people just answer the question and show.
Speaker 2: I guess it was diversifying from just doing stuff on
Speaker 2: We're Here to help with Jake Johnson feeling and feeling
Speaker 2: like maybe a second podcast or.
Speaker 1: Show that shows a little nasty, little mean spirit.
Speaker 2: I think I think I was more the mean spirited
Speaker 2: one because I did call them up to complain about
Speaker 2: one of their shows, and so then Jake said, please
Speaker 2: don't waste these gems with just me on the phone.
Speaker 2: Let's put it on the air. So we did.
Speaker 4: You called him to complain about an episode that he
Speaker 4: had done that you were listening to recreationally.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, I didn't have to do it, although it
Speaker 2: was around the same time we were starting to do
Speaker 2: a little press for The Dink and probably my vanity
Speaker 2: wonder if he would mention our movie. Yes, yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: but we did.
Speaker 3: We did make a film together, and let's get to that,
Speaker 3: I guess, and I don't really use this as like
Speaker 3: a promotional platform for my stuff usually, but we did
Speaker 3: make a film together. And I was curious because you
Speaker 3: have been in the business and you've you know, achieved
Speaker 3: some of the highest heights you can Was it kind
Speaker 3: of crazy to watch me do my thing out there?
Speaker 5: It was? Yeah, it wasn't.
Speaker 2: That's another reason why I wanted to come on this show,
Speaker 2: because I thought, maybe I'll get a little bit more
Speaker 2: of that. Sean. You know, I'll just come my way.
Speaker 4: You've done a lot of projects, but you hadn't seen
Speaker 4: anything like his quite like well, quite like that before.
Speaker 4: And no, and it must make you wonder what's going
Speaker 4: on with his co host as well?
Speaker 1: Huh? If that you got, it opens up that question.
Speaker 1: There's another one?
Speaker 2: I thought, Is there another one? Could lightning strike twice?
Speaker 5: I did?
Speaker 2: I thought that was important. And and Sean, now are
Speaker 2: we speaking about your writing or your acting or.
Speaker 1: Just well I was going to say, was it strange
Speaker 1: at all that I wasn't to you? I know how
Speaker 1: I felt about it. Was it strange to you that
Speaker 1: I wasn't in front of the camera more.
Speaker 2: I wondered why you weren't it.
Speaker 1: Was missing a little bit. Maybe on the next one,
Speaker 1: we gotta we gotta sort that out.
Speaker 2: Was that Ben Stiller's choice.
Speaker 4: Because you're all it's it's it's Sean's voice, right, It's
Speaker 4: his name on the literally every single fucking word. So
Speaker 4: the answer is he was on camera, you were him, and.
Speaker 1: Oh we're bonded in that way. Mm hmmm. And Patton
Speaker 1: was him and Jake was him. Yeah, you have become me.
Speaker 2: I appreciate name in the cast in case I forgot
Speaker 2: one of them. But it's still a little early, unless unless.
Speaker 1: You air this little early to do press.
Speaker 2: Sometime in July, it's a little early to do press.
Speaker 4: So about that, Mary, like you were saying, you did
Speaker 4: a little press with Jake, it wasn't working.
Speaker 1: The thinking is that Sean, I didn't think I think you.
Speaker 4: I think I think I heard you say pretty obvious
Speaker 4: it wasn't working.
Speaker 1: We gave it a try. The Mary Jake combo.
Speaker 2: I feel like that's a little bit of a competition
Speaker 2: from you, if I may, toward Jake, because it actually
Speaker 2: worked really really well.
Speaker 3: I that's so interesting, right, Yeah, that's literally not what
Speaker 3: you said.
Speaker 2: No, I said, I had a problem with something that
Speaker 2: he did on his podcast. Okay, And because he's, you know,
Speaker 2: very confident as a human being, he said, come on,
Speaker 2: just come on an air, right on the air and
Speaker 2: talk about it, and so we did.
Speaker 4: He did not find complaining about his podcast to be
Speaker 4: an attribute that he's looking for in someone that he's
Speaker 4: going on a whole press tour with. That's that's that's family,
Speaker 4: that's a big investment, you know what I mean. Complaining
Speaker 4: about a podcast that that's not going to work for
Speaker 4: the long haul. So we mix and match a little bit.
Speaker 4: Maybe maybe Sean jumps in the marriage chair mm hmmm,
Speaker 4: does a little press for the movie, Mary does press
Speaker 4: for this podcast.
Speaker 3: And if we're doing that and it's all promoting the industry,
Speaker 3: I can't help. But wonder is that going to work?
Speaker 3: Me and Jake we have no rapport. But if you
Speaker 3: were in the Jake chair, I.
Speaker 4: Could be in there as someone who would actually be
Speaker 4: objective m because I see, like when you they had
Speaker 4: me look at the press, and I'm like they are
Speaker 4: in the movie.
Speaker 3: It's hard to trust someone sometimes when they're talking about
Speaker 3: how great the movie is and they're in the movie.
Speaker 3: But you got Haze out there saying how how great
Speaker 3: it was on sort or whatever.
Speaker 4: I actually think, you know, or I will actually be objective.
Speaker 4: I would never ever betray the audience by saying something
Speaker 4: that I didn't fully commit to.
Speaker 2: I know, And right before we began this podcast, you
Speaker 2: did tell me how great you thought the movie was,
Speaker 2: that you'd seen it and you thought it was really
Speaker 2: really great, And I said, are we rolling now?
Speaker 1: I will be watching it again. He's got a double check.
Speaker 4: The idea that I would never watch it once one
Speaker 4: time kind of a long time ago.
Speaker 1: The world has changed a bit since then, Mary and
Speaker 1: the terrah.
Speaker 4: Of of the air that we breathe. It impacts how
Speaker 4: we perceive culture. I gotta see how the movie holds up.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: Do you think you're just saying that because you're older now?
Speaker 1: Maybe it's the forty talking, But you know what, that's
Speaker 1: the forty talking.
Speaker 4: Maybe everyone else in the world is a little older
Speaker 4: too since I.
Speaker 1: Saw the movie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, not by like a whole decade, you know, not.
Speaker 1: Like big milestone. Yeah not. Everyone's hitting one of.
Speaker 4: Those, right, So I guess it's not good press to
Speaker 4: say that seeing the dink made me age an entire decade,
Speaker 4: while everyone else.
Speaker 1: Stayed sort of youthful aging on the normal time.
Speaker 4: So this is maybe an example of what Jake was
Speaker 4: talking about when he said, tell it to let her
Speaker 4: down easy.
Speaker 1: She is no longer doing press on this movie.
Speaker 4: You figure out who doesn't wait, which I wanted to
Speaker 4: I understand if you're busy.
Speaker 2: He called you and said that to you.
Speaker 1: He told you, he told us, he said a lot
Speaker 1: of things. He keeps calling.
Speaker 2: Sean, and I've talked to you multiple times in the
Speaker 2: last a few weeks. I even played pickleball with you once. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and you never mentioned you never told me that I'm
Speaker 2: not doing press visial.
Speaker 1: It didn't come up. It didn't come up, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean.
Speaker 3: Because they were saying this score, and we're saying this
Speaker 3: is it, this is you know, good shot, a memorable points,
Speaker 3: any points that you remember from the game, any funny things.
Speaker 2: He said, Well, I'm having trouble remembering anything right now.
Speaker 2: This does come It's a pretty big shock to me.
Speaker 2: I sort of say, the month of July to be
Speaker 2: doing the press about the movie. Yeah, like Apple TV
Speaker 2: did say, I hope you're free for July.
Speaker 4: Well, I am, but now, yeah, you've been thinking of
Speaker 4: picking up I could recommend.
Speaker 1: One win it.
Speaker 2: I ain't gonna be I was not going to be
Speaker 2: big ball because that's gonna be a little sad now.
Speaker 1: And you'll have to play with because Sean will be
Speaker 1: doing well.
Speaker 3: I'm going to be doing all the press Jake and
Speaker 3: Hayes is going to be doing the press with me,
Speaker 3: and I don't know what Jake's going to be doing either.
Speaker 4: So maybe that's what you meant when you thought I
Speaker 4: was depressed, Mary, because he's doing all Maybe what you
Speaker 4: were picking up on is that I'm doing every last
Speaker 4: bite of depress.
Speaker 2: Oh man, ah, now.
Speaker 1: She get it. I can tell you really enjoyed.
Speaker 2: See what that Mike is your love? Man, I can
Speaker 2: see what that Mike is your love?
Speaker 1: Okay, Well to get into it sometimes.
Speaker 4: But uh was climbing in the same bed at the
Speaker 4: end of the day, me and Mike.
Speaker 5: Mary, what uh.
Speaker 1: When did you start looking this podcast together? Did you
Speaker 1: say twenty four hours?
Speaker 4: Twenty four hours?
Speaker 2: Call me yeah and said, but I have watched three today?
Speaker 1: Well I was three.
Speaker 3: I mean I only knew about one, but I was
Speaker 3: promised I was promised.
Speaker 1: Actually a fun fact.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So one of them was Bill Macy, who, let's
Speaker 2: be honest, is pretty amazing.
Speaker 1: He's begging me. I didn't see it.
Speaker 4: I'll take your word for it that he was amazing.
Speaker 4: I didn't get that.
Speaker 1: Bill.
Speaker 2: I thought, in spite of everything, that guy kept that
Speaker 2: thing going and it was fascinating. He was fascinating to me.
Speaker 3: That record, Well, I couldn't see I couldn't see any cuts.
Speaker 1: There's no cuts the visible Wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah no.
Speaker 1: The editor.
Speaker 4: Well, well, here's my fun you have a fun fact
Speaker 4: about him. All the ones I have are brutal.
Speaker 2: Well, my fun fact is that we both have been
Speaker 2: on Doctor Henry Lewis Gates show Finding Your Root.
Speaker 1: That's to me that Skip.
Speaker 2: Skip Gates. It is Skip. I didn't realize you guys
Speaker 2: were close.
Speaker 1: But so Doctor.
Speaker 2: So at the end of the thing, they look to
Speaker 2: see if you have anybody that's been on their show
Speaker 2: that actually you are related to. And I am a
Speaker 2: cousin of Bill Macy's and he is a cousin of mine,
Speaker 2: and we share a fascinating person. Many fought like five
Speaker 2: or six generations back. Grandfather you know, great, great, great
Speaker 2: great great whatever that is who he came to America
Speaker 2: from Amsterdam and he enlisted in the army during the
Speaker 2: French and Indian War, and he was so badly behaved,
Speaker 2: such a drunk and a womanizer that officials in the
Speaker 2: army wrote a letter that was that they showed me
Speaker 2: to his commanding officer saying, if you don't get Peter
Speaker 2: Steinbergen under control, not only is he going to get
Speaker 2: kicked out of the army, but you are too. And
Speaker 2: his commanding officer that this was sent to was George Washington.
Speaker 1: Wow, so my.
Speaker 2: Many greats back grandfather could have changed human history. And
Speaker 2: Bill Macy is also connected to that guy. And then
Speaker 2: he kind of they sent him out to you know,
Speaker 2: what was then known as Indian Territory and thought maybe
Speaker 2: he'll be fine out there. He wasn't. He got in
Speaker 2: trouble out there. Then they kicked him out, basically of
Speaker 2: the army. So he found a very wealthy widow and
Speaker 2: married her and opened like an inn in a tavern
Speaker 2: and had children of which I'm a descendant. And then
Speaker 2: when he was fifty five years old, he went back
Speaker 2: to fight in the Revolutionary War with George Washington, who
Speaker 2: just couldn't get enough of him, and he actually did
Speaker 2: some really heroic things at the age of fifty five,
Speaker 2: which was a very old man at that time.
Speaker 3: Mary, Mary, So, Mary, I'm a very important, very important
Speaker 3: question about this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, does lin Manuel Miranda know about this? I mean,
Speaker 1: has he been made aware?
Speaker 2: No, you're waiting for your half, So I do own
Speaker 2: the rights. I on the rights.
Speaker 3: Yeah, any stem Virgin the musical Mary famously not a
Speaker 3: virgin steering you up?
Speaker 1: Yes of Virgin and party there or yeah there after
Speaker 1: binging the Virgin. M I'm fifty five, but I'm still
Speaker 1: alive and how I thrive.
Speaker 3: It's old for now, but later, Wow, you're gonna think
Speaker 3: it's not that bad. Hayes is forty and he's florty.
Speaker 3: I mean, the whole thing is just.
Speaker 1: Flowing out of me. And I'm not even lind Man.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 3: I mean, I haven't read the Linn Manual yet. You know,
Speaker 3: I'm just a guy.
Speaker 2: So I think maybe you should write as Sean, because
Speaker 2: I don't know if you have much else to do?
Speaker 1: Mike, did I have much else to do? Interesting? Interesting
Speaker 1: way to free it?
Speaker 5: I know I gave you he.
Speaker 1: Has an entire month has to do in July.
Speaker 3: I have a ton of appearances, and I gotta have
Speaker 3: a lot to explain before that one why I'm in
Speaker 3: Mary's chair.
Speaker 4: One issue I see with doing this as a musical,
Speaker 4: something like I don't know if you know you know
Speaker 4: we're friends with Skip.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you know this about his show.
Speaker 1: That entire thing he didn't.
Speaker 2: Know till till today. It was your idea.
Speaker 1: No, the entire thing is made up.
Speaker 4: Every single thing you were saying, like he's just like riffing.
Speaker 1: He's like he has.
Speaker 4: A bunch of photos, have like old people, like letters,
Speaker 4: people from the old letters and stuff. But like it's
Speaker 4: sort of a slow burn, like ancestral punk, and so
Speaker 4: it's he waits a while to kind of do the reveal,
Speaker 4: but and Bill's challenge and Bill is in on it.
Speaker 4: Bill picked you Actually, I gotta get married. She's in
Speaker 4: my crosshairs.
Speaker 2: And do you think does Harvard also know about it?
Speaker 4: Like Harvard Harvard Harvard Harvard is like.
Speaker 1: A great sense of humor and the lampoon.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's like funny and it's like everyone's making money.
Speaker 3: Insane sense of humor and it's crazy and yes again
Speaker 3: wealth and just like and and fun and quite frankly,
Speaker 3: obviously I'm a huge fan.
Speaker 1: I love you.
Speaker 3: The target that they're picking is somebody often who could
Speaker 3: stand to be like take it down a peg?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
Speaker 5: Really?
Speaker 2: And when did what? What do you think I did
Speaker 2: that made people feel like I needed to be taken down?
Speaker 1: And well Bell was talking, yeah, go ahead, Yeah.
Speaker 4: I don't know if this is related, Like he was
Speaker 4: coming in here talking about like he was like, god,
Speaker 4: I could I could really use a break. I just
Speaker 4: found out how someone called cousin bird braid in my family,
Speaker 4: and I wonder if that was you?
Speaker 1: Was he called? Do you think that was Mary? He
Speaker 1: was calling cousin bird braid?
Speaker 3: But was that Well I'm confused by this, if I
Speaker 3: can be honest, because he was saying that was about Mary.
Speaker 3: But we're saying that it was a prank, which is
Speaker 3: true that he hit orchestra.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's where I like, was he so deep in character?
Speaker 1: I think he was.
Speaker 4: I think confused as well. I think he was probably
Speaker 4: really in character.
Speaker 1: Thirty nine year.
Speaker 3: Old Hayes I don't think would have introduced the cousin
Speaker 3: bird braide. I well, well, after I like both ideas
Speaker 3: but I think we have to pick one.
Speaker 2: See, I feel like it is on the kind of
Speaker 2: more immature side of Hayes and not this happened.
Speaker 1: Ye, So.
Speaker 3: In terms of you being taken down a peg, like
Speaker 3: like why that would need to happen or something, I
Speaker 3: guess like.
Speaker 1: If you have to ask, you can't afford it, and
Speaker 1: that's what we say. I know I can take it.
Speaker 2: I really no, I can take it, and like were complained.
Speaker 1: You can afford it? Yeah, yeah, Well.
Speaker 2: I don't know what you mean BA before, but I
Speaker 2: can deal with it. And I'm curious and I feel
Speaker 2: like I feel like if that's the rep I have
Speaker 2: out the world, the kind of insular world of Hollywood,
Speaker 2: it's better that I know now from a good friend
Speaker 2: like you. So it was it something on the Dink?
Speaker 2: Or is it something that the dream the sort of
Speaker 2: forty eight years of my career before the Dink? Was
Speaker 2: it all that?
Speaker 1: I think it was? Yeah, I think it was actually
Speaker 1: before that. I think it was when you were working
Speaker 1: at Sticky for my Oscar, weren't you. It was it
Speaker 1: was pre Oscar and it was what was the magic?
Speaker 2: Yes, No, there was no Sticky And you love that
Speaker 2: word I will say, you love that word sticky in
Speaker 2: the movie too. But I worked at the Magic Pan,
Speaker 2: which was a creppery, and I wore a little French
Speaker 2: twenty four not crappy, not crappy. And then it's beneath
Speaker 2: the new you. But anyway it was. It was I
Speaker 2: wore a little French dirndal And and I looked like
Speaker 2: a twenty four year old girlfriend Arkansas, trying to look French.
Speaker 2: And we served all kinds of crops, both savory and sweet,
Speaker 2: and you had to serve the creps with a smile
Speaker 2: of the crep pointing up. Do you understand what I
Speaker 2: mean by that?
Speaker 1: I do, But Hayes needs help. I think, well he
Speaker 1: just ate.
Speaker 2: A whole red having a sugar rush.
Speaker 1: We don't know what Kevin putt it is.
Speaker 4: Wait that the creepe has a face like a man smiling.
Speaker 2: No, nope, but the smile of it.
Speaker 1: And this was the story when you're telling the story
Speaker 1: was instructional. I think it would be. He wants you
Speaker 1: to be able to tell the story for.
Speaker 4: Your audience to say the crape doesn't have a face
Speaker 4: like a man, because now I'm picturing But like the
Speaker 4: people who were listening, are like, thinking about this thing
Speaker 4: smiling at you.
Speaker 3: And if I could Mary maybe face like a person,
Speaker 3: because I actually think women can have faces too.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, so he wants to smile. You think women
Speaker 4: should smile more. That's why you got it a he
Speaker 4: does say this, that's what of comedy. Don't make that
Speaker 4: little curve the curve of the grape.
Speaker 2: They called in our instructional film that you had to
Speaker 2: sit and watch in a little cubicle when you were hired.
Speaker 2: It told you that the smile of the crape had to.
Speaker 3: Be And this is when I think, this is when
Speaker 3: I think they were saying you need to be taken
Speaker 3: down a peg.
Speaker 1: Is when you were watching the instructional film and you went,
Speaker 1: I could do that.
Speaker 3: You're watching the movie and you go, that should be me.
Speaker 3: And then you go off and make a bunch of
Speaker 3: movies to like prove that you're better than the magic
Speaker 3: Pan instructional video.
Speaker 2: That's what happened, and they freaking retired my locker. Okay,
Speaker 2: so I'm really I'm really okay with the fact that
Speaker 2: before I truly entered the business, people were talking trash
Speaker 2: about me because I think I redeemed myself in the
Speaker 2: last like forty eight years or so, except for maybe
Speaker 2: with that guy, and I can't I'm pointing it.
Speaker 5: Hey, is.
Speaker 4: It possible that they retired the locker because you left
Speaker 4: something stinky in it, like, oh, like extra slice bananas
Speaker 4: or something like that that you had tried to steal
Speaker 4: from the magic pan. You were sort of stashing them
Speaker 4: and your walk or thinking you could maybe flip them statations.
Speaker 1: You could tell us now, I was just stinking bananas
Speaker 1: in the lugger.
Speaker 2: There was not you know what. I was so so
Speaker 2: tired of eating there because I got two dollars and
Speaker 2: ninety five cents worth of free food every time, every
Speaker 2: shift I worked that I couldn't look at a crypt
Speaker 2: for like twenty years after that.
Speaker 4: Wow, And everyone who smiles at you you must be
Speaker 4: kind of thinking.
Speaker 1: Great, here comes a crape Yeah, damn, that's tough. Damn crapehead.
Speaker 5: Wollywood Ham, Whollywood Ham.
Speaker 3: Now, when Aaron Chen was on the show, he talked
Speaker 3: a lot about being unhappy with the film that we did,
Speaker 3: and specifically that he thought the that it was confusing
Speaker 3: and that the pickleball should be changed to something else,
Speaker 3: and wondering if we break back into the edit, which
Speaker 3: it seems like we're probably going to do for that.
Speaker 3: Is there anything you would like to change?
Speaker 4: He said it should be shaped like an Australian football,
Speaker 4: which I only found it much later.
Speaker 1: Is a rock?
Speaker 4: Really, it's just a it's not even like a specific shape.
Speaker 4: They just have a lot of the materials down there.
Speaker 1: It's all. It's all different shapes. It's just rocks.
Speaker 3: They're really nice, but they just don't have a lot
Speaker 3: of the stuff yet. Yeah, but is there anything of work?
Speaker 5: Well, I think I did.
Speaker 2: I I mean, I do think there's a mistake in
Speaker 2: the film. And I already informed you of it, and
Speaker 2: actually informed Josh of it, and uh, well, Josh says,
Speaker 2: don't change it. A lot of people are going to comment.
Speaker 1: We're going to be hearing about it.
Speaker 3: I mentioned it to Jake as well, and it's seems
Speaker 3: like he doesn't think they're going to change it. And
Speaker 3: I think we are going to get some comments. And
Speaker 3: you know what I say, at least they're talking about me.
Speaker 1: I think we all want to hear the mistake.
Speaker 4: Come on to get some clap in the booth to
Speaker 4: hear the mistake in the movie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, these guys want to hear it. Everybody's excited about
Speaker 1: the mistake.
Speaker 3: I don't think legally, I'm not even sure we're allowed
Speaker 3: to talk about the mistake yet.
Speaker 2: Well, you're the one that asked me the question. If
Speaker 2: you're asking me, am I unhappy about? Did I understand
Speaker 2: the movie? I feel like I understood it, and I
Speaker 2: felt pretty good about my pickleball prowess, even though I
Speaker 2: was kind of a beginner.
Speaker 4: So this is I just want to go back to
Speaker 4: the press thing. I'm really starting to see what Jake
Speaker 4: was talking about when people when people agree. I don't
Speaker 4: want to give you a line read, Okay, I don't
Speaker 4: want to.
Speaker 1: I have to say, did you understand the movie? I'm you?
Speaker 1: This is you now? All right, So I'm going to say, Mary,
Speaker 1: when I talked to Hayes.
Speaker 3: Mary, don't answer because I am right now okay, And
Speaker 3: they do ask this, they do.
Speaker 2: Why are you guys talking to me like so down
Speaker 2: to me that you think I don't understand your little
Speaker 2: play play?
Speaker 4: Just really, I'm trying to set you up for success here, Okay, okay.
Speaker 1: Okay, So all right, so I'm gonna go.
Speaker 5: Now everybody here is going to respond, h.
Speaker 1: Do you understand the.
Speaker 3: Okay, that actually went really well, let's do it again.
Speaker 4: And that actually gets to a different note, which is
Speaker 4: Jake did mention when they start to direct a question
Speaker 4: that you and you do press and they say, Mary,
Speaker 4: you always do say what just like that back foot
Speaker 4: a little bit.
Speaker 5: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't see the harm in it. It
Speaker 2: just it just means I'm listening. It's a way of
Speaker 2: saying yes, someone the edge of my see what are
Speaker 2: you going to ask me?
Speaker 3: Mm hmm, Okay, Yes, it's an active listening trait. He
Speaker 3: did say a little more aggressive that there was a
Speaker 3: little more of a what now you again, and it
Speaker 3: would be like, you know, MARYO Lopez, one of our
Speaker 3: treasured Mary.
Speaker 2: I would never talk to the beautifully perfectly dimpled man
Speaker 2: in that rude way, and I'm sure I never have. Okay, ahead,
Speaker 2: ask the question. I'll restrain myself.
Speaker 1: From an I got canceled. Did you know that, Mary,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry to tell you this now. Did you know.
Speaker 4: That that Mary Lopez is no longer on the air
Speaker 4: doing Access Hollywood?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: No, I'm sorry. Now this is literally the only way
Speaker 1: to access Hollywood. This podcast is now the only way
Speaker 1: to access Hollywood. I'm so slow. All the other gates
Speaker 1: are locked.
Speaker 4: Jake said to tell you while I was breaking news
Speaker 4: to you that you were going to do press, he said,
Speaker 4: to tell you that access Hollywood with Mary.
Speaker 3: A little sugar with your medicine, because it's like, well,
Speaker 3: I'm not doing the press, but then also Mary Lopez.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't be there, and so do I really want to go?
Speaker 1: Did you understand the movie? Yes? Yes? Feel how confident?
Speaker 4: That's how you really let them know at home that
Speaker 4: you know what the movie is.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm. Felt good here as well. Mary, You're you
Speaker 1: a gain.
Speaker 2: I'm still waiting for you to talk to Mary. That's
Speaker 2: what you said you're about to.
Speaker 1: You didn't say Mary this time, I know I got
Speaker 1: no he got scared. Yeah, I got really scared. It's
Speaker 1: hot in here, Mary, I've been scared all day. It's
Speaker 1: it's it's this is way hotter where before?
Speaker 2: Why were you scared? Why were you scared me? Was
Speaker 2: it we worried about interviewing me due to my legendary.
Speaker 1: Status economy steam Virgin.
Speaker 2: Or were you more worried that you were going to
Speaker 2: have to let me know that all these years people
Speaker 2: have been talking trash about me, and that you're the
Speaker 2: one that had.
Speaker 3: To do that part I was excited about, just because
Speaker 3: I love having a secret.
Speaker 1: Is there anything better? It's the currency of this industry.
Speaker 1: You can tell you we like to gossip, don't we, Mary,
Speaker 1: We're nice, but we don't.
Speaker 2: I'm learning so much. I'm starting to feel bad about
Speaker 2: the fact that when I said a bad word in
Speaker 2: front of one of your children and I I instantly
Speaker 2: wanted to put it back in my mouth. It was
Speaker 2: just a like unconscious moment, and I have worried about
Speaker 2: it and felt bad about it ever since then. And
Speaker 2: as of today. One good thing about today is I
Speaker 2: feel I can let that go.
Speaker 1: What'd you say, Venus?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: What was it?
Speaker 2: But I'm not No, I'm not going to say it
Speaker 2: just in case one of his kids is listening to
Speaker 2: this podcast.
Speaker 1: They don't, and likely yeah, they'd be the only ones. Right.
Speaker 2: You go every day? Where do they think you go?
Speaker 2: Every day?
Speaker 1: They don't even ask, They don't even ask.
Speaker 2: Wow, But you go out there and shoot the hoops
Speaker 2: with your son. Isn't he curious about your life?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I mean I may as well be a you know,
Speaker 3: tackling dommie out there for all, he's concerned.
Speaker 1: He's not very good at basketball.
Speaker 2: Well, your son's pretty good.
Speaker 4: I mean he's trying to tackle guys. Yeah, Sean may
Speaker 4: as well be a tackling though. Now it's true for
Speaker 4: the song he's concerned. The sun appears to know about
Speaker 4: different sports, but he seems to be playing them all
Speaker 4: at once, And suddenly he's got different pieces of equipment on.
Speaker 1: He's got a skate.
Speaker 3: No, it's concerning, but it's so it's like it's hard
Speaker 3: to even get in anything about the podcast at that point.
Speaker 3: Explaining a podcast to a little kid is not something
Speaker 3: I would wish on basically my worst enemy, you know, right,
Speaker 3: I get.
Speaker 4: That it's like the radio, but what what's.
Speaker 2: That he doesn't he doesn't like use bad words and
Speaker 2: then say that lady on that pickleball movie is the
Speaker 2: one that told me that word. He doesn't do you well, he'd.
Speaker 4: Save the lady from finding your roots. He's a he's
Speaker 4: a he's a big finding friendly.
Speaker 3: Interesting that lady that doctor Skip was talking to taught
Speaker 3: me that word.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I feel better about that. Strangely, since so
Speaker 2: much about the Dink is now falling away from me.
Speaker 2: I'm not I'm not going to be promoting it. I've
Speaker 2: been replaced by you guys. Aaron Chen, who I thought
Speaker 2: I had a real rapport with him, really liked talk
Speaker 2: trash about it and didn't even understand it.
Speaker 4: He said, actually, and I was trying to soft pedal
Speaker 4: it to you a little bit Mery. He actually said
Speaker 4: that that you and your character should be replaced with him.
Speaker 3: Australia football. Australian was football. It would be like, now
Speaker 3: there's a Rock in the movie and it's just like
Speaker 3: you know which when I by the way, when I
Speaker 3: heard that, I said, probably not Aaron, because I'm not
Speaker 3: you know, I'm not just going to roll over for
Speaker 3: everything that he.
Speaker 4: Says, like he said, Aaron, that strike one. Yeah, he
Speaker 4: said that. I said, we're probably not going to do that.
Speaker 3: You hear me, Probably, I said, unlikely at best.
Speaker 2: I had a pretty big part in the movie. It's
Speaker 2: going to be pretty expensive for you guys to go
Speaker 2: back here.
Speaker 1: I brought that up. The cost I said that, yeah,
Speaker 1: I said that. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I said, yeah, financially, it's not even viable even if
Speaker 3: we wanted to, which I don't.
Speaker 4: And this Rock's lawyer is really really then, yeah, over
Speaker 4: a barrel the rock has been.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not even the rock, it's all rock. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, if it was the Rock, I would at least
Speaker 2: understand it a little bit better.
Speaker 3: That's interesting to think. That's interesting to picture. If the
Speaker 3: movie was exactly the same, but the rock was doing
Speaker 3: your role, that's interesting to picture. I don't think it's
Speaker 3: a better movie, but it would get some attention.
Speaker 4: That's easier too, for a super like superimposing him over
Speaker 4: you like he's he's bigger than you.
Speaker 1: I hope that's okay to say.
Speaker 2: You seem to pretty much the only thing you notice
Speaker 2: has a difference.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, now we've got to go.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, I mean, I guess it's time to give
Speaker 3: Kevin if you want to play the music for this segment.
Speaker 1: This is the differences between Mary's Steam Virgin and the Rock.
Speaker 1: So we're gonna go.
Speaker 3: Everybody's gonna go through their top five differences between Mary
Speaker 3: Steam Virgin and the Rock. Bigger is off the board.
Speaker 3: He is bigger.
Speaker 4: He uses the people's elbow. You use the people's chin.
Speaker 4: That's your special move. Your tattoos are scarier.
Speaker 1: You, he says. He calls people.
Speaker 4: Jabbroni's you say the word button the kids.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you say button in front of kids.
Speaker 3: He played for the University of Miami.
Speaker 2: You didn't go to college except for one year.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm, okay, perfect.
Speaker 3: He he. He had a sitcom called Young Rock. You
Speaker 3: of course grew up near Little Rock.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: I find that charming. Actually, I don't know what the
Speaker 2: big problem is.
Speaker 1: I think could replace nobody's Yeah. No one's saying it's
Speaker 1: not charming. We're saying it works great. Yeah.
Speaker 2: By the way, I'm from North Little Rock, just for
Speaker 2: those of you in Arkansas who are listening or watching.
Speaker 1: Okay, So he said near Little Rock and you're you're
Speaker 1: North Little Rock.
Speaker 2: Really star, it's important. It's important to people because the
Speaker 2: people in Little Rock think they're better than the people
Speaker 2: in North Little Rock. So I always make sure I
Speaker 2: say I'm from North Little Rock because we are. I'm
Speaker 2: proud of it.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my dad was prey trained conductor. The tracks were
Speaker 2: in North Little Rock, so that's where we lived.
Speaker 1: What was on the tra lived on the tracks.
Speaker 4: No, people talk about living out on the wrong side
Speaker 4: of the tracks, but being on the side is so
Speaker 4: much better.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Bright side. Yeah, it was definitely on this side.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just being above the tracks is so good.
Speaker 2: You know, we had a thing where we could go
Speaker 2: anywhere in the United States for free, and we used
Speaker 2: it by going back and forth from uh North Little
Speaker 2: Rock to Newport, Arkansas. That's where we went.
Speaker 1: Because the whole world is your oyster at that point,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, And I knew someday I was going to
Speaker 2: break out go to the big city, and I did.
Speaker 2: But we're not talking about any of that stuff.
Speaker 3: Well, what's your favorite part of places favorite part?
Speaker 2: I think what I feel since we're talked a little
Speaker 2: bit about age. I feel kind of proud of us though,
Speaker 2: because I feel like at a certain point in my life,
Speaker 2: if I heard that I was pretty much being replaced
Speaker 2: in a movie I really loved doing by a great, big,
Speaker 2: handsome man we couldn't get him.
Speaker 3: I would it is a rock, it's not the rock, no,
Speaker 3: but it just still.
Speaker 2: But I was going to be replaced by our rock
Speaker 2: by then, and that I was not going to be
Speaker 2: doing the press, and in fact the writer and his
Speaker 2: friend who didn't but doing my press. If I had
Speaker 2: heard this when I was younger, I think I was
Speaker 2: more insecure, and I think it would have probably.
Speaker 3: Could have felt negative, that could have that could have
Speaker 3: felt negative and certain at certain points.
Speaker 2: And I think I think it would have.
Speaker 4: But you know what, can I just interrupt you before,
Speaker 4: just before you finish, please do not say whatever word
Speaker 4: you said in front of Sean's kid. I can tell
Speaker 4: that you're gearing up. Want we want to I want
Speaker 4: to be able to clip this. But what's your favorite
Speaker 4: part of the show? Thing is like usually, well, if you.
Speaker 2: Ever, if you ever have chance to watch the movie
Speaker 2: step Brothers, you'll definitely hear the word come out of
Speaker 2: my mouth. But but I'm just gonna say that I
Speaker 2: feel fine, it's not step brothers.
Speaker 3: No, pretty good guess though, well, I mean they got
Speaker 3: they must say that.
Speaker 2: In the movie or else will they say it in
Speaker 2: the movie?
Speaker 1: Steps?
Speaker 2: Not the word, It's not a word that you would
Speaker 2: have said. Don't say that.
Speaker 4: The idea of step brother I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't really want my son being well.
Speaker 3: Having to explain step brothers to my kids. And now
Speaker 3: it's like they're like, am I a step brother? When
Speaker 3: can I have a step brother? Like you know, why why?
Speaker 1: Why will you?
Speaker 3: And mom go get us some step brothers already, and
Speaker 3: like it just becomes like.
Speaker 1: This whole thing cases Mike. Yeah, now mom's got the idea.
Speaker 3: She goes mind bringing in a step brother, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean, a step dad as well.
Speaker 1: Now I'm pushed out of the picture. I'm squeezed out.
Speaker 1: I'm being replaced by.
Speaker 4: You know what I mean, Okay, the Revolutionary War.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm getting the full steam Virgin.
Speaker 2: I hope you handle it with the grace. I'm handling
Speaker 2: it with right now. Finding it out on international radio,
Speaker 2: Slash TV, Slash podcast that all this has happened to
Speaker 2: me and I'm dealing with it. I'm just rolling with it.
Speaker 1: Marry, cheeburger choice. Cheeseburger choice, cheeseburger choice. Go oh, cheeseburger choice.
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