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Speaker 1: Hopeless one dating app then dares you swipe right. The

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Speaker 1: question is whose love life is more tragic.

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Speaker 2: It's Battle Love the Tender Dates. It's the dating game

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Speaker 2: show that encouraged Prince Charming to go on kiss that

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Speaker 2: sleeping girl. Oh that is not true. The Battle the

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Speaker 2: Tender Dates where two of our listeners go head to

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Speaker 2: head to find out whose dating life is the most tragic.

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Speaker 2: We'll explain the rules in just a second, but first

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Speaker 2: let's meet today's contestants.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 2: In this corner, he always takes his dates to a

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Speaker 2: restaurant where two of his ex'es are servers, just so

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Speaker 2: he can watch the fireworks happen. It's brave days.

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Speaker 3: Hey, how's it going.

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Speaker 1: You managed to date a half of a restaurant. That's amazing.

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Speaker 2: Just the cooks do yes. And in the other corner,

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Speaker 2: he's the first person in the world to ever get

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Speaker 2: a degree from an accredited university for a PhD in ghosting. Wow,

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Speaker 2: gone shine, Yeah, we just don't show up for class, right, Like,

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Speaker 2: that's how it works. What's up, Sean? What?

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Speaker 3: What's up? Guys?

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Speaker 2: Here's how the game works. One contestant is going to

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Speaker 2: start by telling one of their worst dating stories. The

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Speaker 2: other will try and counter with a nightmare story of

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Speaker 2: their own. We're going back and forth for three rounds

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Speaker 2: till we declare a winner. We're gonna kick things off

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Speaker 2: with Brave Days Go.

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Speaker 3: So I met this girl with a comedian, or at

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Speaker 3: least I thought she was. She was. Yeah, she was

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Speaker 3: funny at first, but then she wouldn't stop making jokes

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Speaker 3: on that.

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Speaker 1: Oh, try and material out on you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and like, while we were trying to make out

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Speaker 3: three times, he grabbed my boxers and tried to give

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Speaker 3: me a wedg sheet just to be funny.

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Speaker 1: Oh, stand up, comedian.

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Speaker 3: I didn't realize you met junior highking.

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Speaker 1: Give me a kiss.

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Speaker 2: Romances changed gone, Sean, you're up all right?

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Speaker 1: I got a better one. So I brought this girl

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Speaker 1: back to my place, and before I did, I texted

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Speaker 1: my sister to tell her to stay at her boyfriend's

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Speaker 1: house because I live with her.

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Speaker 2: Oh you didn't want her to hear it, you man,

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Speaker 2: I think it'd be weird, right, Yeah, maybe my date.

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Speaker 1: She sayd the night right, and the next morning we're

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Speaker 1: going to go to breakfast, and then she starts going

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Speaker 1: through my sister's room and starts going through a closet

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Speaker 1: looking for something aware.

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Speaker 3: Oh oh my god, I feel like this person's been

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Speaker 3: my roommate before.

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Speaker 1: I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, stop that,

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Speaker 1: get out of there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: She's like, what's the difference. Eventually we're gonna be sisters

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Speaker 1: in laws anyway.

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Speaker 2: Oh oh, gotta go, Yeah, Brookie, don't borrow your sister

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Speaker 2: in law stuff. I mean, we're matching round too, dave

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Speaker 2: back to you get it.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So this girl invited me to play pickleball with her.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. So we get to the courts and a cute

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Speaker 3: old couple asked us to play with them in doubles.

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Speaker 3: All right, So we start playing and my date yells

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Speaker 3: at me that I'm going too easy on them. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 3: she like get to my face and tells me, if

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Speaker 3: you want to win, am low because they can't bend there.

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Speaker 2: She's savage and did you nah?

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Speaker 3: Look, I had to apologize for the seniors, and I

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Speaker 3: just had to leave because she was just too intense.

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Speaker 2: Want any broken hips on the court, Sean, you're on

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Speaker 2: the ropes here. You gotta hit back, all right.

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Speaker 1: This one's weird. So I spend the night at the

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Speaker 1: girl's place. Uh huh, yeah, she warreed me she was

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Speaker 1: a sleep talker. Oh yeah, it's heard up. About minutes there,

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Speaker 1: laying down, she starts having a conversation so strange. I

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Speaker 1: can't really hear what she's saying, but she's laughing a

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Speaker 1: little bit and she's giggling. I'm like, all right, this

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Speaker 1: is ridiculous. So I go to wake her up, and

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Speaker 1: I see she's laying with her phone on her ear

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Speaker 1: and actually talk with her long distance boyfriend.

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Speaker 2: He's like, Tom, what's up?

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Speaker 3: All right?

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Speaker 2: On the final round, gentlemen, we need your best stories here.

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Speaker 2: Brave Dave, what do you got?

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Speaker 3: I got you? So I was at a girl's place

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Speaker 3: and I made the mistake of telling her I had

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Speaker 3: a date the next day.

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Speaker 1: That's rude.

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Speaker 3: She doesn't seem like too mad, because she offered me

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Speaker 3: to give me a massage, right, Oh wow, Yeah, So

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Speaker 3: I thought she was just trying to like step it

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Speaker 3: up a level being flirty.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, your next girl won't do this for you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Well, it turned out that the lotion she was using

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Speaker 3: on me was fake tanning lotions. That's evil, brilliant, that

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Speaker 3: is brilliant. That is really slowly and by the next

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Speaker 3: day when I woke up, I was orange.

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Speaker 2: Just on the shoulders and next let me open up

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Speaker 2: your imagine the street. Shut dude, you got your work

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Speaker 2: cut out for your heir. Last chance, all right.

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Speaker 1: So this girl asked me to do a Peloton workout

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Speaker 1: with her. Right, so we're side by side, we're doing

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Speaker 1: a class when she starts crying while she's peddling.

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Speaker 2: Did the instructor tell you to cry at that point?

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Speaker 2: Because just to follow what they say, honestly, I don't

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Speaker 2: blame cry.

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Speaker 1: When I knew, yeah, oh see, that's what I thought

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Speaker 1: to you, I was like, oh, it's just hard. So

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Speaker 1: I was like, are you okay? And she's like yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna keep going. And I was like okay,

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Speaker 1: And more tears and and I'm like, what's going on?

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Speaker 1: Is it like the music is triggering for her something.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know what it was, so I just I

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Speaker 1: was like, what's going on? And she points to the

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Speaker 1: screen and says, the peloton coach wants her ex she

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Speaker 1: was dated.

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Speaker 2: Taking this classic.

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Speaker 1: No, she says, it's like motivates her to get a

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Speaker 1: better body.

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Speaker 2: That final bell means the match is over. We've got

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Speaker 2: to score. This judge is so Alexis who wins?

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Speaker 1: I'm going Dave because I know how bad Orange hand

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Speaker 1: can be.

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Speaker 2: Brave Dave broke Orange Dave for me to congratulations. Dave.

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Speaker 2: Your dating life is so horrible. Even Taylor Swift is

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Speaker 2: jealous of you. Yeah, that was Battle of the Tender Dates.

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Speaker 2: We got your phone tap coming up next