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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret. Would you look at that. It's

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Speaker 1: time for your dirty little secret. It's just a little

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Speaker 1: dirty secret hanging out here in the studio wheeled. Okay, well,

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Speaker 1: it's not really in the studio. It's kind of on

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Speaker 1: the phone. Sounds like a sweet, dirty little secret. It

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Speaker 1: is nice, little dirty little secret. It's like them full

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Speaker 1: of sweet tea. It's sweet tea. I loved. It's not

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Speaker 1: bit of tea. It's sweet tea. Okay, it's what we're

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Speaker 1: gonna drink right now. Anyway, a little secret text in

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Speaker 1: form one on six one. Remember you can tell us anything.

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Speaker 1: We don't ask what your name is, so you always

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Speaker 1: remain anonymous. So you're free to tell us whatever secrets

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Speaker 1: you want. And on the phone right now to tell

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Speaker 1: us a dirty little secret. The fake name. I'll say

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Speaker 1: a word, and then Alex Fresh will say a word

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Speaker 1: in Englisheven'll say a word, and then that'll be the

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Speaker 1: name of our caller who's on the phone right now. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So the person on the phone to tell us a

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret right now is named Coffee butter House.

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Speaker 1: Coffee butter House sounds like a nice place only throws

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Speaker 1: coffee and butter already say it sounds like a little

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Speaker 1: coffee stand that only serves coffee and like homemade butters.

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Speaker 1: Think it's a real place. I think I might have

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Speaker 1: been welcome to the Coffee butter House. What's up, Coffee

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Speaker 1: butter house? Delicious? How's it going? So you have a

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret? They do. So I'm about to go

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Speaker 1: to my high school reunion and a woman that I

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Speaker 1: used to be really tight with she started this group chat.

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Speaker 1: What year? Real quick? What year reunion? Twenty year? That's

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Speaker 1: a long time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess. Um, so

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Speaker 1: this printy used to be tight when she started a

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Speaker 1: group chat for all of us just so we could

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Speaker 1: connect in advance. And you know, everyone gets to sharing

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Speaker 1: like their stuff. They're occupation. What are you, um, real quick?

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Speaker 1: Not to take away from your secret, what are you

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Speaker 1: most excited about going to your twenty year high school reunion?

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Speaker 1: Like I mean seeing the former quarterback like Balding and

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Speaker 1: yeah he was a jerk. Yeah okay, So everyone was

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Speaker 1: like talking over the thread, and honestly, I got a

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Speaker 1: little embarrassed because you know these people, they have great

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Speaker 1: husband wives and families and like just doing all kinds

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Speaker 1: of fantastic in life, and I don't know. I just

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Speaker 1: I felt the pressure. So I lied and said, unmarried, Oh,

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Speaker 1: do you not have social Yeah, do you not have

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Speaker 1: social media? I mean they're going to be able to

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Speaker 1: tell if they look at your social media. I'm not

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Speaker 1: on social media. I just it's such a time stuck.

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Speaker 1: So and then I lied and said I worked for NASA.

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Speaker 1: You said you worked for NASA. What that was the

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Speaker 1: company you landed on? Yeah? Yeah, So like now I

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Speaker 1: have to find a husband in three days and study

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Speaker 1: all the space Rocket sides. Because I said, you're not

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Speaker 1: gonna know you work for a company that put a

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Speaker 1: man on the moon. You can put a man on

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Speaker 1: your hand and you go to the reunion. Just think

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Speaker 1: he can't come. Yeah, I say he was busy because

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Speaker 1: he works for space X. Yes, it's Elon Musk. It's

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Speaker 1: you're married to Elon Musk. Congratulations you met him at NASA.

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Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, no, I don't work for NASA. I

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Speaker 1: guys who work at pet Smart. Oh, I mean you

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Speaker 1: work at pet Smart. Yeah, that's like the NASA of

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Speaker 1: pet stores. Though. There you go. Yeah, it's like the

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Speaker 1: biggest one. You shouldn't be embarrassed. You know, you pet

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Speaker 1: small people are at different places in their lives. They

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Speaker 1: they probably don't care. Yeah, you should definitely not feel

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Speaker 1: like you need to lie about your life. I'm sure

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Speaker 1: that you are doing a lot better than a lot

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Speaker 1: of people that when you would die school with you

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Speaker 1: might not even know it even though it was a NASA.

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Speaker 1: You might think they're living a great life, but inside

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Speaker 1: they might be like, man, NASA sucks. All I wanted

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Speaker 1: to do is work at pet Smart. My parents pushed

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Speaker 1: me way too hard. I'd be like, man, I know

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Speaker 1: coffee Butterhouse. She's her life is dope. She works pet Smart. True,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, but yeah, anyway, you shouldn't have to

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Speaker 1: lie about it. Yeah, so what are you gonna do though,

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Speaker 1: because they're gonna I mean you should have said something

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Speaker 1: about like animals, so you're like a vet or it

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Speaker 1: is a huge jump. Yeah, just be like, dude, I

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Speaker 1: was messing with you guys when you show up just back.

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Speaker 1: I was joking, yeah, talking about great. Yeah, I am

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Speaker 1: a plastic surgeon, a veterinarian plastic surgeon, and you give

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Speaker 1: cats big booties. Oh my god. Kardashian, Yeah, Dashian, you

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Speaker 1: could say anything you want. You're making up your life

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Speaker 1: right now. It's fun, all right, Well, good luck to you,

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Speaker 1: and enjoy the reunion whatever. And by the way, you

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Speaker 1: decided to be Yeah, a husband and kids might not

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Speaker 1: be in your cards. You don't have to feel bad

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Speaker 1: about it, do you. Yeah, you're right, exactly. Enjoy the reunion.

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Speaker 1: You're way too busy anyway. You're making cat butts, all right.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for telling us a little secret. Thank you. What's

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Speaker 1: your dirty little secret.