WEBVTT - Bowl Chat - It's Tax SZN 0:00:00.760 --> 0:00:05.320 Hey, Scott, right, I missed the button. Depress record a. 0:00:05.280 --> 0:00:05.840 Little bit different. 0:00:06.040 --> 0:00:07.800 Oh yeah, I'll tell you why, because the mic is 0:00:07.880 --> 0:00:12.520 not even on. Okay, yeah, well hello everybody, we're back. Okay, yeah, 0:00:12.840 --> 0:00:14.840 I hit I missed the record button. If you didn't 0:00:14.880 --> 0:00:16.440 hear me from before. 0:00:16.239 --> 0:00:17.400 Why are you so stressed today? 0:00:17.760 --> 0:00:19.560 You know, because I'm just running around doing a lot. 0:00:20.760 --> 0:00:23.079 Oh what could you be doing? This is the most 0:00:23.079 --> 0:00:23.720 important thing. 0:00:25.120 --> 0:00:27.000 I didn't say anything, I know. 0:00:27.000 --> 0:00:29.479 It's just what happens before we turned the mics on 0:00:29.640 --> 0:00:33.920 versus after. Is two separate stories, you say, It is, 0:00:33.960 --> 0:00:36.520 as we say, a tale of two cities. I remember 0:00:36.560 --> 0:00:37.960 that book that I had to read in high school. 0:00:37.960 --> 0:00:40.640 Do you you said that we couldn't fight or argue? So, yeah, 0:00:40.680 --> 0:00:41.040 he said. 0:00:41.200 --> 0:00:43.240 People liked the Cooper episode. They liked that it was 0:00:43.240 --> 0:00:45.440 a nice little change of pace, a breath of fresh air. 0:00:45.640 --> 0:00:47.440 So I think we should bring that breath of fresh, 0:00:47.800 --> 0:00:50.080 fresh air into this episode. That was a different podcast, 0:00:50.120 --> 0:00:51.800 light hearted, happy episode. 0:00:51.800 --> 0:00:54.280 It was a completely different podcast that was serial. 0:00:55.400 --> 0:00:57.560 We're not doing that. We're not going to be jerky, Scott, 0:00:57.600 --> 0:01:01.560 We're going to be happy, Scott. Ready, this is boll chat. 0:01:02.360 --> 0:01:05.400 You are correct, This is just chat podcast a serial killer. 0:01:05.240 --> 0:01:09.000 Absolutely, where we're just gonna have a nice conversation. Could 0:01:09.000 --> 0:01:11.760 we get into a little bit a rough and tumble, Absolutely, 0:01:11.800 --> 0:01:13.800 but we're gonna keep it nice and easy. 0:01:13.840 --> 0:01:16.520 Today's Wednesday, April twelfth, just a few days away from 0:01:16.600 --> 0:01:17.240 tax day. 0:01:17.400 --> 0:01:19.160 I know I still have to do my tax shoot up. 0:01:19.360 --> 0:01:21.400 I know, are you one of those people like file 0:01:21.480 --> 0:01:22.440 for an extension? 0:01:22.480 --> 0:01:24.360 I might need to because I have so many different 0:01:24.400 --> 0:01:26.039 things that are going on that I need to get 0:01:26.040 --> 0:01:28.479 them all in order, and it's just very stressful. 0:01:28.400 --> 0:01:30.360 Very very busy, so many entities. 0:01:30.440 --> 0:01:33.120 Yeah, well I got it. Next year, February fifteenth, that's 0:01:33.120 --> 0:01:34.800 gonna be my deadline. And if I don't get everything 0:01:34.800 --> 0:01:36.839 in by February fifteenth, then I'm screwed. 0:01:36.880 --> 0:01:39.520 But facts are stupid. It is stupid, and you just 0:01:39.680 --> 0:01:40.880 can they just take out what they need? 0:01:41.600 --> 0:01:44.560 Thank you? They could. They could take out what they need. 0:01:44.760 --> 0:01:46.840 They know how much I owe them. So why are 0:01:46.880 --> 0:01:49.920 you making all these little guessing games in between? I'm 0:01:49.920 --> 0:01:53.600 not that I'm not smart with the numbers. Just have 0:01:53.640 --> 0:01:55.520 a website where everybody could go to. You put in 0:01:55.600 --> 0:01:59.320 yourself security number, you put in your name, the government 0:01:59.400 --> 0:02:03.240 tracks you. Let's not mince words about it. They know 0:02:03.280 --> 0:02:03.800 where we're. 0:02:03.720 --> 0:02:06.600 There's got to be a better system. Like someone that 0:02:06.680 --> 0:02:08.520 hires you to do something sends you a piece of paper, 0:02:08.680 --> 0:02:10.640 then you have to submit it. It's so stupid, like 0:02:10.720 --> 0:02:12.000 there must be a better way. 0:02:12.120 --> 0:02:14.799 It's so dumb. How is it that there is not 0:02:15.080 --> 0:02:18.040 just again a website where I could pay an invoice 0:02:18.160 --> 0:02:20.480 that the government sends me. You're telling me that I 0:02:20.480 --> 0:02:22.960 could pay tickets online where they could track my license 0:02:23.000 --> 0:02:25.320 plate for years and years and years to pay all 0:02:25.320 --> 0:02:28.320 this stuff. But when it comes to taxis and it's oh, sorry, 0:02:28.560 --> 0:02:31.840 pay five hundred dollars for easy tax online. 0:02:31.960 --> 0:02:34.680 Everybody should just have a QR code tattooed on them. 0:02:34.960 --> 0:02:37.240 So no, I don't think we should do QR code. 0:02:37.520 --> 0:02:39.919 It's something called the social Security number and we all 0:02:39.960 --> 0:02:40.359 have them. 0:02:40.400 --> 0:02:41.960 I get it, but people can scam with that. Your 0:02:42.040 --> 0:02:45.040 QR code is specifically yours, and if it's tattooed on you. 0:02:45.400 --> 0:02:48.079 I don't want a tattoo of a QR code. 0:02:47.880 --> 0:02:49.560 And it's just you scan it every time you make 0:02:49.639 --> 0:02:50.960 money and then they know what you owe. 0:02:51.040 --> 0:02:53.400 No, it should again just be tracked to your social 0:02:53.440 --> 0:02:57.600 Security number, your name. They could find you already, So 0:02:57.760 --> 0:03:00.000 let's just please timeline the problem. 0:03:00.160 --> 0:03:02.560 So youse, don't Holocaust stuff. I didn't mean it like that. 0:03:02.720 --> 0:03:05.560 I'm so sorry. Please, I understand tattoos. 0:03:05.560 --> 0:03:07.000 Don't think anybody is, so don't worry. 0:03:07.080 --> 0:03:09.400 I thought of that right away, and I am sorry. 0:03:09.560 --> 0:03:14.320 It just needs to be name social Security a place. Listen, 0:03:14.520 --> 0:03:17.840 if we're experiencing all those tax not tax things like 0:03:17.880 --> 0:03:20.639 your credit scores, you have to put in so much information, 0:03:20.800 --> 0:03:22.640 and they could idea it with like a form of 0:03:22.639 --> 0:03:24.639 ID you could put in your driver's license. 0:03:24.800 --> 0:03:26.840 You could do something very riled up about this. 0:03:26.960 --> 0:03:27.880 I just I hate it. 0:03:28.160 --> 0:03:29.240 A waste of time and money. 0:03:29.280 --> 0:03:31.239 I hate it so much waste, and I've thought about 0:03:31.280 --> 0:03:33.280 doing it myself, but then I get into the weeds 0:03:33.280 --> 0:03:35.600 with it and I'm thinking, oh, there's no way I 0:03:35.600 --> 0:03:37.280 could do this by myself. 0:03:37.520 --> 0:03:41.480 I don't know how people do it with like tax whatever, online, TurboTax, trootax. 0:03:41.520 --> 0:03:42.280 How do the people do that? 0:03:42.560 --> 0:03:45.800 And that's another scammer when you think about it, that's 0:03:45.840 --> 0:03:47.960 also a scam. Let's talk about that for a quick secon. 0:03:47.960 --> 0:03:50.440 Probably not quite a scam, for sure, it is because 0:03:50.440 --> 0:03:53.680 they're paid to tell you how much you owe. It's 0:03:53.680 --> 0:03:56.960 a service that literally is like the intermediary, which means 0:03:57.000 --> 0:03:59.120 that they know how much I owe, and then I'm 0:03:59.120 --> 0:04:02.000 paying for like a description service for a service that's 0:04:02.040 --> 0:04:03.320 just telling me how much I owe. 0:04:03.320 --> 0:04:05.360 Man who's a stressed, angry one today. 0:04:05.120 --> 0:04:06.960 I'm just saying it doesn't make sense, and I think 0:04:07.040 --> 0:04:08.120 it does. Would agree with me. 0:04:08.120 --> 0:04:09.840 I do, But whatever, that's why I hire a guy 0:04:09.880 --> 0:04:12.040 and he does it. I give him papers and he 0:04:12.040 --> 0:04:12.240 does it. 0:04:12.360 --> 0:04:13.920 I guess that would be the only downside is that 0:04:13.960 --> 0:04:18.080 it would put accountants out of business or tax attorneys. 0:04:18.160 --> 0:04:20.480 Look, every time I get something tax related, I put 0:04:20.520 --> 0:04:22.080 it in a folder from the beginning of the year, 0:04:22.560 --> 0:04:23.960 and at the end of the year, I have a 0:04:24.000 --> 0:04:25.520 folder and I'd give it to the tax guy and 0:04:25.560 --> 0:04:29.120 he does it. Yeah, that's it. Sorry, just charges like 0:04:29.160 --> 0:04:33.279 six hundred something dollars for it. Riles meane, Okay, is 0:04:33.279 --> 0:04:34.800 there anything else you'd like to talk about? It really 0:04:34.880 --> 0:04:37.960 grinds my gear at Homer. It's a beautiful day outside. 0:04:38.000 --> 0:04:42.400 It's Peter Griffin, same thing. No, it's the intertwined. Okay, 0:04:42.400 --> 0:04:44.360 it's a beautiful day. We should be outside riding a city. 0:04:44.360 --> 0:04:46.120 You see. We should be doing this on city bikes. Yeah, 0:04:46.120 --> 0:04:48.440 we should get little headsets and we should record on 0:04:48.560 --> 0:04:53.560 city bikes horns and the city's alive right now, it's 0:04:53.600 --> 0:04:56.919 beautiful out. We're sitting in a studio, great dank studio, 0:04:57.040 --> 0:04:59.920 no logo, Like we should just get out. Yeah, it 0:05:00.040 --> 0:05:02.839 in the street, cameras on us with goal pros on 0:05:02.839 --> 0:05:03.720 the front of the city bike. 0:05:03.839 --> 0:05:05.880 I think that would be the worst podcast of all time. 0:05:05.920 --> 0:05:06.839 Why, I bet it's been done. 0:05:06.839 --> 0:05:09.520 You could do one from Central Park one day, just. 0:05:09.520 --> 0:05:12.120 Sitting there with the birds chirping. Yeah, almost, people pissing 0:05:12.120 --> 0:05:13.120 on us and asking for money. 0:05:13.160 --> 0:05:14.960 Where do you go in Central Park that you're finding 0:05:15.000 --> 0:05:16.640 these people? Because if you go sit on the Great Lawn, 0:05:16.680 --> 0:05:18.960 I'm pretty sure that you have to really go find one. 0:05:18.960 --> 0:05:21.080 And something tells me you'd be that person there everyone. No, 0:05:21.120 --> 0:05:23.880 I can't go sit over there, Scott, that's two miles away. 0:05:23.960 --> 0:05:25.880 Yeah no, no, No, that's dank and dirty. I'm not going 0:05:25.920 --> 0:05:26.200 over there. 0:05:26.279 --> 0:05:28.040 Yeah. Well, speaking of I find that it was a 0:05:28.160 --> 0:05:30.680 convenient that you were absent from the Jersey City excursion 0:05:30.680 --> 0:05:31.160 the other night. 0:05:31.240 --> 0:05:32.159 Well, I was in Florida. 0:05:32.279 --> 0:05:34.800 Well you know, on purpose? I think, why, Well, because 0:05:34.800 --> 0:05:37.160 you didn't want it was true that all this garbage 0:05:37.200 --> 0:05:37.960 in Jersey City. 0:05:38.120 --> 0:05:38.719 Here we go. 0:05:38.839 --> 0:05:42.080 Yeah, there was vomit everywhere Jersey City, vomit almost people. 0:05:42.680 --> 0:05:45.320 I don't garbage. I must have wandered down the wrong alley. 0:05:45.360 --> 0:05:46.279 There's no alleys. 0:05:46.520 --> 0:05:48.919 Oh yes there was. There absolutely was an alley. It 0:05:48.960 --> 0:05:50.919 even was called something alley and I took a picture 0:05:50.920 --> 0:05:51.160 of it. 0:05:52.440 --> 0:05:53.400 Okay, do you have the picture. 0:05:53.480 --> 0:05:55.560 It was right by Gringos. It's alley something alley. 0:05:55.920 --> 0:05:57.960 Oh, it's the one that's right outside of Gringos. That's 0:05:57.960 --> 0:06:01.640 the only alley. There's no And also there was I 0:06:01.680 --> 0:06:02.960 don't know what you're. 0:06:02.560 --> 0:06:06.600 People shooting up there, everything shooting. Yeah, I'm totally kidding. 0:06:06.640 --> 0:06:09.080 It was beautiful. We had a great time. It was 0:06:09.080 --> 0:06:10.680 really I mean, there were a couple homeless people, but 0:06:10.720 --> 0:06:13.320 that's everywhere. Yeah, you know, but it was We had 0:06:13.320 --> 0:06:14.400 a really fun night. 0:06:14.600 --> 0:06:16.640 I felt so sad that I wasn't there for it. 0:06:16.680 --> 0:06:17.839 I was in Florida me too. 0:06:17.920 --> 0:06:18.599 It was a good time. 0:06:18.680 --> 0:06:19.480 You'll have to come back. 0:06:19.560 --> 0:06:19.880 I will. 0:06:20.040 --> 0:06:22.000 And next time, you could say in my apartment, I. 0:06:22.000 --> 0:06:24.240 Don't know, know your your brother in law was staying there. 0:06:24.320 --> 0:06:26.240 Yeah. It was so weird that it's like no one 0:06:26.360 --> 0:06:28.760 ever stays in my apartment. And then the one day 0:06:29.000 --> 0:06:31.880 that I'm gone, you texted that you might stay over 0:06:32.279 --> 0:06:35.200 my sister. My brother in law texted that he might 0:06:35.240 --> 0:06:36.960 need my apartment, so I was like, good, Yeah. 0:06:36.800 --> 0:06:38.960 He hung out with us for like fifteen minutes. Yeah, nice, 0:06:39.040 --> 0:06:39.799 had some chips. 0:06:40.000 --> 0:06:40.520 Chips. 0:06:41.040 --> 0:06:43.479 The food at Gringos is good, especially when I order 0:06:43.520 --> 0:06:45.599 my own because I don't get anything that's on the menu. 0:06:46.040 --> 0:06:47.320 So you know, I like that. 0:06:47.360 --> 0:06:49.400 You make it seem like, yeah, I get to own 0:06:49.440 --> 0:06:51.800 a special. They make something special for me. It's literally 0:06:51.920 --> 0:06:56.440 meat rice, no rice, yeah no, no, listen, my goat 0:06:56.600 --> 0:06:59.480 make me the kids plate special. My go to taco 0:07:00.200 --> 0:07:05.640 is chicken, lettuce, tomato, cheese, sour cream and a soft taco. Amazing. 0:07:05.720 --> 0:07:07.839 I love that no matter where I go. Great, So 0:07:07.920 --> 0:07:10.720 a taco place should have that available, wouldn't you think 0:07:11.280 --> 0:07:18.800 instead of drizzled with balsamach cram blah, Like, hello, it's 0:07:18.800 --> 0:07:20.679 a taco joint, have regular tacos. 0:07:20.680 --> 0:07:23.320 Also, Also, just the way you say that is so 0:07:23.560 --> 0:07:28.320 like nineties punk. It's a taco joint. It is taco joint. 0:07:28.320 --> 0:07:29.920 Even if you look at it, it's a taco joint. 0:07:29.960 --> 0:07:32.400 I rode my skateboard to Gringos and that's why I 0:07:32.440 --> 0:07:34.400 get my favorite taco from my taco joint. 0:07:34.520 --> 0:07:36.680 Let me tell you something, the Gringos and Cedar Rapids. 0:07:36.840 --> 0:07:39.240 That was the bomb, and we also said that in 0:07:39.280 --> 0:07:40.360 the nineties. 0:07:40.640 --> 0:07:42.840 Bomb that was the bomb dot com. 0:07:43.080 --> 0:07:47.320 There was no really dot com back then. It was 0:07:47.320 --> 0:07:50.280 the bomb Diggity Babe, but we weren't saying the bomb 0:07:50.320 --> 0:07:51.360 dot com because. 0:07:51.400 --> 0:07:53.800 Is was U dot com nineties. 0:07:56.080 --> 0:08:00.320 That's probably late nineties, early two thousand. That's Budweiser. Yeah right, yeah, 0:08:00.360 --> 0:08:04.880 I think that was late nineties perhaps, Yeah, dumb, but 0:08:04.960 --> 0:08:06.920 you remembered it, Yeah, I do remember you were in diapers. 0:08:07.000 --> 0:08:11.160 I also remember the one with the frog bud wise Yeah, 0:08:11.320 --> 0:08:13.320 uh huh, I remember the frogs. 0:08:13.480 --> 0:08:14.720 Very effective advertising. 0:08:14.840 --> 0:08:18.240 You know what I've been obsessed with lately, Savage Guarden. 0:08:18.640 --> 0:08:19.720 I don't understand why. 0:08:20.040 --> 0:08:23.880 I saw it on a sketch on Instagram and one 0:08:23.920 --> 0:08:28.520 of the reels who's doing sketches anyway, And one of 0:08:28.520 --> 0:08:35.240 the songs was Oh I Want You. That's a jam. 0:08:35.280 --> 0:08:37.920 That is a jam which you could play, but this 0:08:38.000 --> 0:08:39.360 box is not configured. 0:08:39.480 --> 0:08:41.360 Well, listen, you could just play it off the Bluetooth 0:08:41.360 --> 0:08:43.680 that I have on my computer or on this thing. Yeah. 0:08:44.080 --> 0:08:46.520 Sorry, you never connected your phone. 0:08:46.400 --> 0:08:48.840 To I did. It's it's iPhone one eighty six right there, 0:08:49.800 --> 0:08:52.720 so I'll play it. You don't need to do this, okay, 0:08:53.280 --> 0:08:55.320 let me let me pull it up. I did like 0:08:55.320 --> 0:08:57.200 a whole deep dive into it the other day. 0:08:58.640 --> 0:08:58.800 Uh. 0:08:59.440 --> 0:09:01.680 Jam, And do you know they'll never get back together? 0:09:02.000 --> 0:09:03.920 Why what I mean? Why would they? They were from the launterm. 0:09:04.520 --> 0:09:06.200 Well, no, they broke up at the height of their 0:09:06.240 --> 0:09:06.960 main where you know this? 0:09:07.280 --> 0:09:08.640 I didn't your tea. 0:09:08.720 --> 0:09:11.680 I read all about it most I hate this song. 0:09:11.720 --> 0:09:13.360 You didn't like truly, madly, deeply. 0:09:13.440 --> 0:09:17.640 In a way that works for them and your bottom line. There, 0:09:17.760 --> 0:09:20.240 So we were commercial, okay. 0:09:19.960 --> 0:09:22.800 God that. 0:09:25.360 --> 0:09:28.280 We're not sponsors of Saint Jud's, but we do support them. Yes, 0:09:31.320 --> 0:09:33.800 look at this nineties video, Jerry Doola. 0:09:33.679 --> 0:09:37.080 I don't need Cherry Cola. 0:09:37.480 --> 0:09:39.520 We are not going to be papers. I'll happily give 0:09:40.400 --> 0:09:45.120 what is that who's shot them in? Oh? 0:09:45.920 --> 0:09:47.920 Okay, jam jam? 0:09:47.960 --> 0:09:49.800 And the video is so nineties. 0:09:50.160 --> 0:09:52.880 And it's a song that has Cherry Cola in it. Yeah, 0:09:53.040 --> 0:09:53.480 do you know that? 0:09:54.040 --> 0:09:56.719 Thank you for We're demonetized on this video, but we're 0:09:56.720 --> 0:10:00.120 getting all the royalty that. Yeah, it's literally six. 0:10:00.559 --> 0:10:01.960 Was it really that important to play that? 0:10:02.160 --> 0:10:05.840 It was for me? Savage Garden take my money. 0:10:06.160 --> 0:10:07.160 But you said they broke up. 0:10:07.320 --> 0:10:09.440 They did. I'm sure they're still getting money from it. 0:10:09.480 --> 0:10:11.480 Do you know they sold like twenty five million records? 0:10:11.720 --> 0:10:12.000 Huh? 0:10:12.080 --> 0:10:12.760 Isn't that crazy? 0:10:12.920 --> 0:10:15.439 Do you know what song had the word cherry wine 0:10:15.520 --> 0:10:18.720 in it? That's cherry Cola. There was another one with 0:10:18.840 --> 0:10:20.960 cherry wine. 0:10:20.440 --> 0:10:22.679 Cherry wine two one three. 0:10:23.080 --> 0:10:26.600 We don't have to take our clothes off to have 0:10:26.720 --> 0:10:31.040 a good time. Oh no, we can dance and party 0:10:31.480 --> 0:10:34.680 all night and drink some cherry wine. Oh. 0:10:34.760 --> 0:10:36.720 I only know that from the Gym Class Heroes. One 0:10:36.960 --> 0:10:39.640 is that we have to take our clothes. 0:10:39.800 --> 0:10:43.480 Oh they said we have to yeah to have a 0:10:43.520 --> 0:10:44.280 good time. 0:10:44.760 --> 0:10:49.839 Close. Oh Jermaine Stewart, Oh no, Jim Class here, Yeah, 0:10:49.840 --> 0:10:50.960 I said, Jim Class heros right. 0:10:51.040 --> 0:10:54.079 Yeah, I think so. Man. This was This was like 0:10:54.160 --> 0:10:57.040 quintessential eighties. It was, and then we did it in 0:10:57.120 --> 0:10:57.440 a play. 0:10:57.600 --> 0:10:58.840 We already lost the monetization. 0:10:59.040 --> 0:11:01.959 No, no, do stop playing up, because I'm trying to see. 0:11:01.760 --> 0:11:02.160 How you live. 0:11:02.480 --> 0:11:05.000 Listen to it later, listen stop. Maybe we didn't lose it. 0:11:05.040 --> 0:11:08.880 We did. I don't want to hear it. Stop Why 0:11:08.880 --> 0:11:10.960 are you doing this because I want to hear it. 0:11:11.559 --> 0:11:15.680 Listen to it on your own time. It's literally break no, 0:11:16.640 --> 0:11:17.560 you get us in trouble. 0:11:18.120 --> 0:11:19.320 I'm not getting anybody in trouble. 0:11:19.360 --> 0:11:22.079 I'm not going to YouTube jail. Stop you jail is 0:11:22.200 --> 0:11:26.040 cut it out, said the short. That's great. I used 0:11:26.040 --> 0:11:26.600 to drive that. 0:11:27.080 --> 0:11:30.600 Wow. What Yeah, I'm sick. It's funny that gym class 0:11:30.600 --> 0:11:32.160 Hero song. That was a good one. You know that 0:11:32.400 --> 0:11:32.839 we mixed it. 0:11:33.040 --> 0:11:36.319 We did a show in camp at Camp Summit in 0:11:36.400 --> 0:11:39.920 nineteen eighty six when that song was popular, but we 0:11:39.960 --> 0:11:41.240 couldn't really sing the whole thing. 0:11:41.320 --> 0:11:43.080 I would hope not at a summer camp. You're all 0:11:43.120 --> 0:11:44.960 singing around singing we have to take our. 0:11:44.840 --> 0:11:46.800 Clothes and instead of cherry wine, we had to say 0:11:46.880 --> 0:11:47.400 cherry coke. 0:11:47.600 --> 0:11:51.040 Oh dirty, but we have to take our clothes off. 0:11:51.080 --> 0:11:54.440 Part stayed, I think, so okay, cool, yeah, because that's 0:11:54.520 --> 0:11:55.200 the cherry wine. 0:11:55.720 --> 0:11:57.760 No, but they're saying we don't have to take our 0:11:57.800 --> 0:12:00.160 clothes off. They're not saying take your clothes off. So 0:12:00.200 --> 0:12:01.360 then we had to say, you know, and drinks of 0:12:01.440 --> 0:12:05.520 cherry coke. Yeah, right, that's what we said. We libed there. 0:12:06.240 --> 0:12:08.240 Well for were you ever in wait, were you ever 0:12:08.280 --> 0:12:10.480 in like a like a school or camp show or 0:12:10.520 --> 0:12:10.840 something like? 0:12:10.920 --> 0:12:11.800 Now, I didn't go to camp. 0:12:11.840 --> 0:12:13.480 How about a school? We were in a school play? 0:12:13.600 --> 0:12:17.360 Yeah, yeah, there was an improv play that I was in, 0:12:17.559 --> 0:12:21.480 and then I was the lead in this terrible play 0:12:21.520 --> 0:12:25.200 in eighth grade. So yeah, those are the only two. 0:12:25.320 --> 0:12:25.960 Is there any video? 0:12:26.160 --> 0:12:27.880 I don't think so, and I pray to Jesus it 0:12:28.000 --> 0:12:29.880 never ever resurfaces if there is. 0:12:30.720 --> 0:12:32.800 I did a show I remember, and it was an 0:12:32.800 --> 0:12:36.320 elementary school and it was about communication, and I don't know. 0:12:36.360 --> 0:12:38.280 All I know is that I had a fake broken arm, 0:12:38.320 --> 0:12:40.880 I think, because I guess somebody beat me up because 0:12:40.880 --> 0:12:44.840 we weren't communicating. And my big line was let's communicate. 0:12:44.920 --> 0:12:47.120 It's not too late, and then the curtain went down. 0:12:49.040 --> 0:12:49.440 That's it. 0:12:49.840 --> 0:12:50.480 Yeah, I don't remember. 0:12:50.520 --> 0:12:52.960 I don't remember the rest of it. So Cooper was 0:12:53.000 --> 0:12:55.960 just in the SpongeBob play I heard, Yeah, she loves it, 0:12:55.960 --> 0:12:59.160 she should pay it. She was she was just like 0:12:59.520 --> 0:13:00.839 she was a She was a lot of scenes. I 0:13:00.840 --> 0:13:03.520 don't know. She was a dancer. Did they have background sings? 0:13:03.600 --> 0:13:04.400 That goes my leg? 0:13:05.000 --> 0:13:07.439 No? Oh, it was the Kid's Edition, the Youth. 0:13:07.600 --> 0:13:09.199 I know, but that was always like a famous part 0:13:09.200 --> 0:13:11.360 of SpongeBob with the one fish who would just come 0:13:11.360 --> 0:13:12.600 out of nowhere and go my leg. 0:13:13.160 --> 0:13:16.920 No, they changed it a little bit, but sorry, I'm 0:13:16.960 --> 0:13:18.280 just trying. I'm gonna try to find the picture of 0:13:18.280 --> 0:13:19.800 me in this play. You can go ahead and talk. 0:13:20.320 --> 0:13:23.800 Yeah, no, I pray to Jesus that there's never any 0:13:23.800 --> 0:13:25.240 footage that resurfaces of that play. 0:13:25.320 --> 0:13:26.960 But there has to be, you know that, right, I 0:13:26.960 --> 0:13:28.480 don't think so. Why wouldn't there be? 0:13:28.520 --> 0:13:30.280 It was a Catholic school, they didn't have much money. 0:13:30.400 --> 0:13:32.000 Nobody had a video camera in the crowd. 0:13:32.200 --> 0:13:35.880 No, thank god. And if there is, keep that to yourself. 0:13:36.280 --> 0:13:37.320 Okay, So what year was that? 0:13:37.400 --> 0:13:38.600 Two thousand and five? 0:13:39.240 --> 0:13:40.760 There was definitely a video camera there. 0:13:40.800 --> 0:13:42.360 I hope there's no Why wouldn't there be? 0:13:42.600 --> 0:13:44.320 I just hope there's nobody had a video camera two 0:13:44.320 --> 0:13:46.240 thousand and five. Did I have had one since nineteen ninety one? 0:13:46.320 --> 0:13:48.440 I know you did, because you were a video recorder guy. 0:13:48.520 --> 0:13:49.240 That was your thing. 0:13:49.360 --> 0:13:51.080 I was that guy that always had a video camera 0:13:51.120 --> 0:13:53.079 on my yeah, on my arm, no matter where we went. 0:13:53.120 --> 0:13:54.480 Maybe that's why I never had a girlfriend. 0:13:55.440 --> 0:13:56.920 Yeah, because you were recording everything. 0:13:57.600 --> 0:14:01.720 Well, we have to take a No, we don't have to, 0:14:01.880 --> 0:14:02.240 I know. 0:14:02.280 --> 0:14:04.720 But that's the Gym Class Heroes version. They had the 0:14:04.720 --> 0:14:07.000 other song. What was their other song, Scott Jim Class. 0:14:06.760 --> 0:14:13.040 Heroes was sex and the Animals. The animals do it 0:14:13.080 --> 0:14:15.079 like we do on the Discovery Channel. 0:14:15.240 --> 0:14:19.480 No, Gym Class Heroes was take a look at a girl. 0:14:19.800 --> 0:14:22.160 That's right, that's right, she's the only one I got. 0:14:23.040 --> 0:14:26.480 Who's the who's the sex with the animals? 0:14:26.480 --> 0:14:30.000 Me and you? Let's do it like mammals. So it's 0:14:30.640 --> 0:14:33.840 like we do on the Discovery rechannel, isn't that? 0:14:34.200 --> 0:14:36.840 I know I'm wrong, but what did right? 0:14:36.920 --> 0:14:37.200 Fred? 0:14:37.600 --> 0:14:39.160 Right said Fred I'm too sexy? 0:14:39.360 --> 0:14:41.480 Yeah, I feel like it's in that vein. 0:14:41.320 --> 0:14:45.520 That was late eighties. Really I'm too sexy maybe ninety 0:14:45.520 --> 0:14:47.120 one ninety somewhere in there. 0:14:47.640 --> 0:14:49.320 I'm going to google this really quick. I know I 0:14:49.680 --> 0:14:53.640 was the song that I was singing. Oh, animals, it's 0:14:53.680 --> 0:14:59.440 not called animals. It like mammals. The person who sings 0:14:59.480 --> 0:15:02.920 that one his Bloodhound Gang. It's called the Bad Touch. 0:15:02.720 --> 0:15:04.400 Bad Touch. Look there I am on stage with a 0:15:04.400 --> 0:15:05.160 fake broken arm. 0:15:05.240 --> 0:15:07.000 Oh, because you didn't communicate. 0:15:07.120 --> 0:15:11.360 Yeah, show it to the YouTube audience the elementary school. 0:15:11.400 --> 0:15:13.080 And it's funny because I have a picture of Cooper 0:15:13.120 --> 0:15:15.640 on the same exact stage in the same spot. Wow, 0:15:15.680 --> 0:15:16.480 I haven't changed it. 0:15:16.680 --> 0:15:24.120 Well, we'll be back in there. Yeah, I know. We'll 0:15:24.120 --> 0:15:30.600 be back right after this. And we're back. Okay, what 0:15:30.600 --> 0:15:31.040 are you doing? 0:15:31.080 --> 0:15:33.840 Look there, I am see let's communicate, and I'm yelling 0:15:33.880 --> 0:15:35.400 at that guy and then he hit me. 0:15:36.280 --> 0:15:40.600 I could just see little Scott. Hey, why are you communicating? 0:15:41.000 --> 0:15:42.960 If there was video from that, that would be amazing. 0:15:43.120 --> 0:15:44.760 I'm sure that you could find something. 0:15:45.000 --> 0:15:46.520 No, that's nineteen eighty something. 0:15:46.800 --> 0:15:48.040 They had video cameras, only. 0:15:47.920 --> 0:15:50.760 Adam Goldberg did. No one was walking around with video cameras. 0:15:50.800 --> 0:15:54.040 Then who why would I know your friend from like 0:15:54.120 --> 0:15:54.760 child school? 0:15:54.880 --> 0:15:56.600 My friend, you idiot? It's from the Goldbergs. 0:15:56.640 --> 0:16:00.080 Who's Adam Goldberg? Oh? From the show The goldberg I 0:16:00.080 --> 0:16:00.880 don't watch that show. 0:16:02.360 --> 0:16:03.200 This is the final season. 0:16:03.240 --> 0:16:03.400 You know. 0:16:03.440 --> 0:16:04.240 It's very upsetting. 0:16:04.280 --> 0:16:04.720 Oh really? 0:16:04.960 --> 0:16:07.120 Yeah, sorry, because Cooper and I will sit and watch 0:16:07.120 --> 0:16:09.280 that show on Wednesday nights together. She loves it. 0:16:09.400 --> 0:16:09.760 Cute. 0:16:09.960 --> 0:16:11.800 Yeah, and now it's going to go away. It makes 0:16:11.800 --> 0:16:13.080 me sad. We got to find a new show. To 0:16:13.080 --> 0:16:15.880 watch together. Yeah, I don't like watching her show. She 0:16:15.960 --> 0:16:20.200