Speaker 1: Hey, Scott, right, I missed the button. Depress record a.
Speaker 2: Little bit different.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'll tell you why, because the mic is
Speaker 1: not even on. Okay, yeah, well hello everybody, we're back. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I hit I missed the record button. If you didn't
Speaker 1: hear me from before.
Speaker 2: Why are you so stressed today?
Speaker 1: You know, because I'm just running around doing a lot.
Speaker 1: Oh what could you be doing? This is the most
Speaker 1: important thing.
Speaker 2: I didn't say anything, I know.
Speaker 1: It's just what happens before we turned the mics on
Speaker 1: versus after. Is two separate stories, you say, It is,
Speaker 1: as we say, a tale of two cities. I remember
Speaker 1: that book that I had to read in high school.
Speaker 2: Do you you said that we couldn't fight or argue? So, yeah,
Speaker 2: he said.
Speaker 1: People liked the Cooper episode. They liked that it was
Speaker 1: a nice little change of pace, a breath of fresh air.
Speaker 1: So I think we should bring that breath of fresh,
Speaker 1: fresh air into this episode. That was a different podcast,
Speaker 1: light hearted, happy episode.
Speaker 2: It was a completely different podcast that was serial.
Speaker 1: We're not doing that. We're not going to be jerky, Scott,
Speaker 1: We're going to be happy, Scott. Ready, this is boll chat.
Speaker 2: You are correct, This is just chat podcast a serial killer.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, where we're just gonna have a nice conversation. Could
Speaker 1: we get into a little bit a rough and tumble, Absolutely,
Speaker 1: but we're gonna keep it nice and easy.
Speaker 2: Today's Wednesday, April twelfth, just a few days away from
Speaker 2: tax day.
Speaker 1: I know I still have to do my tax shoot up.
Speaker 2: I know, are you one of those people like file
Speaker 2: for an extension?
Speaker 1: I might need to because I have so many different
Speaker 1: things that are going on that I need to get
Speaker 1: them all in order, and it's just very stressful.
Speaker 2: Very very busy, so many entities.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I got it. Next year, February fifteenth, that's
Speaker 1: gonna be my deadline. And if I don't get everything
Speaker 1: in by February fifteenth, then I'm screwed.
Speaker 2: But facts are stupid. It is stupid, and you just
Speaker 2: can they just take out what they need?
Speaker 1: Thank you? They could. They could take out what they need.
Speaker 1: They know how much I owe them. So why are
Speaker 1: you making all these little guessing games in between? I'm
Speaker 1: not that I'm not smart with the numbers. Just have
Speaker 1: a website where everybody could go to. You put in
Speaker 1: yourself security number, you put in your name, the government
Speaker 1: tracks you. Let's not mince words about it. They know
Speaker 1: where we're.
Speaker 2: There's got to be a better system. Like someone that
Speaker 2: hires you to do something sends you a piece of paper,
Speaker 2: then you have to submit it. It's so stupid, like
Speaker 2: there must be a better way.
Speaker 1: It's so dumb. How is it that there is not
Speaker 1: just again a website where I could pay an invoice
Speaker 1: that the government sends me. You're telling me that I
Speaker 1: could pay tickets online where they could track my license
Speaker 1: plate for years and years and years to pay all
Speaker 1: this stuff. But when it comes to taxis and it's oh, sorry,
Speaker 1: pay five hundred dollars for easy tax online.
Speaker 2: Everybody should just have a QR code tattooed on them.
Speaker 1: So no, I don't think we should do QR code.
Speaker 1: It's something called the social Security number and we all
Speaker 1: have them.
Speaker 2: I get it, but people can scam with that. Your
Speaker 2: QR code is specifically yours, and if it's tattooed on you.
Speaker 1: I don't want a tattoo of a QR code.
Speaker 2: And it's just you scan it every time you make
Speaker 2: money and then they know what you owe.
Speaker 1: No, it should again just be tracked to your social
Speaker 1: Security number, your name. They could find you already, So
Speaker 1: let's just please timeline the problem.
Speaker 2: So youse, don't Holocaust stuff. I didn't mean it like that.
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. Please, I understand tattoos.
Speaker 1: Don't think anybody is, so don't worry.
Speaker 2: I thought of that right away, and I am sorry.
Speaker 1: It just needs to be name social Security a place. Listen,
Speaker 1: if we're experiencing all those tax not tax things like
Speaker 1: your credit scores, you have to put in so much information,
Speaker 1: and they could idea it with like a form of
Speaker 1: ID you could put in your driver's license.
Speaker 2: You could do something very riled up about this.
Speaker 1: I just I hate it.
Speaker 2: A waste of time and money.
Speaker 1: I hate it so much waste, and I've thought about
Speaker 1: doing it myself, but then I get into the weeds
Speaker 1: with it and I'm thinking, oh, there's no way I
Speaker 1: could do this by myself.
Speaker 2: I don't know how people do it with like tax whatever, online, TurboTax, trootax.
Speaker 2: How do the people do that?
Speaker 1: And that's another scammer when you think about it, that's
Speaker 1: also a scam. Let's talk about that for a quick secon.
Speaker 1: Probably not quite a scam, for sure, it is because
Speaker 1: they're paid to tell you how much you owe. It's
Speaker 1: a service that literally is like the intermediary, which means
Speaker 1: that they know how much I owe, and then I'm
Speaker 1: paying for like a description service for a service that's
Speaker 1: just telling me how much I owe.
Speaker 2: Man who's a stressed, angry one today.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying it doesn't make sense, and I think
Speaker 1: it does. Would agree with me.
Speaker 2: I do, But whatever, that's why I hire a guy
Speaker 2: and he does it. I give him papers and he
Speaker 2: does it.
Speaker 1: I guess that would be the only downside is that
Speaker 1: it would put accountants out of business or tax attorneys.
Speaker 2: Look, every time I get something tax related, I put
Speaker 2: it in a folder from the beginning of the year,
Speaker 2: and at the end of the year, I have a
Speaker 2: folder and I'd give it to the tax guy and
Speaker 2: he does it. Yeah, that's it. Sorry, just charges like
Speaker 2: six hundred something dollars for it. Riles meane, Okay, is
Speaker 2: there anything else you'd like to talk about? It really
Speaker 2: grinds my gear at Homer. It's a beautiful day outside.
Speaker 2: It's Peter Griffin, same thing. No, it's the intertwined. Okay,
Speaker 2: it's a beautiful day. We should be outside riding a city.
Speaker 2: You see. We should be doing this on city bikes. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we should get little headsets and we should record on
Speaker 2: city bikes horns and the city's alive right now, it's
Speaker 2: beautiful out. We're sitting in a studio, great dank studio,
Speaker 2: no logo, Like we should just get out. Yeah, it
Speaker 2: in the street, cameras on us with goal pros on
Speaker 2: the front of the city bike.
Speaker 1: I think that would be the worst podcast of all time.
Speaker 2: Why, I bet it's been done.
Speaker 1: You could do one from Central Park one day, just.
Speaker 2: Sitting there with the birds chirping. Yeah, almost, people pissing
Speaker 2: on us and asking for money.
Speaker 1: Where do you go in Central Park that you're finding
Speaker 1: these people? Because if you go sit on the Great Lawn,
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that you have to really go find one.
Speaker 1: And something tells me you'd be that person there everyone. No,
Speaker 1: I can't go sit over there, Scott, that's two miles away.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, no, No, that's dank and dirty. I'm not going
Speaker 1: over there.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, speaking of I find that it was a
Speaker 2: convenient that you were absent from the Jersey City excursion
Speaker 2: the other night.
Speaker 1: Well, I was in Florida.
Speaker 2: Well you know, on purpose? I think, why, Well, because
Speaker 2: you didn't want it was true that all this garbage
Speaker 2: in Jersey City.
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there was vomit everywhere Jersey City, vomit almost people.
Speaker 2: I don't garbage. I must have wandered down the wrong alley.
Speaker 1: There's no alleys.
Speaker 2: Oh yes there was. There absolutely was an alley. It
Speaker 2: even was called something alley and I took a picture
Speaker 2: of it.
Speaker 1: Okay, do you have the picture.
Speaker 2: It was right by Gringos. It's alley something alley.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's the one that's right outside of Gringos. That's
Speaker 1: the only alley. There's no And also there was I
Speaker 1: don't know what you're.
Speaker 2: People shooting up there, everything shooting. Yeah, I'm totally kidding.
Speaker 2: It was beautiful. We had a great time. It was
Speaker 2: really I mean, there were a couple homeless people, but
Speaker 2: that's everywhere. Yeah, you know, but it was We had
Speaker 2: a really fun night.
Speaker 1: I felt so sad that I wasn't there for it.
Speaker 1: I was in Florida me too.
Speaker 2: It was a good time.
Speaker 1: You'll have to come back.
Speaker 2: I will.
Speaker 1: And next time, you could say in my apartment, I.
Speaker 2: Don't know, know your your brother in law was staying there.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It was so weird that it's like no one
Speaker 1: ever stays in my apartment. And then the one day
Speaker 1: that I'm gone, you texted that you might stay over
Speaker 1: my sister. My brother in law texted that he might
Speaker 1: need my apartment, so I was like, good, Yeah.
Speaker 2: He hung out with us for like fifteen minutes. Yeah, nice,
Speaker 2: had some chips.
Speaker 1: Chips.
Speaker 2: The food at Gringos is good, especially when I order
Speaker 2: my own because I don't get anything that's on the menu.
Speaker 2: So you know, I like that.
Speaker 1: You make it seem like, yeah, I get to own
Speaker 1: a special. They make something special for me. It's literally
Speaker 1: meat rice, no rice, yeah no, no, listen, my goat
Speaker 1: make me the kids plate special. My go to taco
Speaker 1: is chicken, lettuce, tomato, cheese, sour cream and a soft taco. Amazing.
Speaker 2: I love that no matter where I go. Great, So
Speaker 2: a taco place should have that available, wouldn't you think
Speaker 2: instead of drizzled with balsamach cram blah, Like, hello, it's
Speaker 2: a taco joint, have regular tacos.
Speaker 1: Also, Also, just the way you say that is so
Speaker 1: like nineties punk. It's a taco joint. It is taco joint.
Speaker 2: Even if you look at it, it's a taco joint.
Speaker 1: I rode my skateboard to Gringos and that's why I
Speaker 1: get my favorite taco from my taco joint.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you something, the Gringos and Cedar Rapids.
Speaker 2: That was the bomb, and we also said that in
Speaker 2: the nineties.
Speaker 1: Bomb that was the bomb dot com.
Speaker 2: There was no really dot com back then. It was
Speaker 2: the bomb Diggity Babe, but we weren't saying the bomb
Speaker 2: dot com because.
Speaker 1: Is was U dot com nineties.
Speaker 2: That's probably late nineties, early two thousand. That's Budweiser. Yeah right, yeah,
Speaker 2: I think that was late nineties perhaps, Yeah, dumb, but
Speaker 2: you remembered it, Yeah, I do remember you were in diapers.
Speaker 1: I also remember the one with the frog bud wise Yeah,
Speaker 1: uh huh, I remember the frogs.
Speaker 2: Very effective advertising.
Speaker 1: You know what I've been obsessed with lately, Savage Guarden.
Speaker 2: I don't understand why.
Speaker 1: I saw it on a sketch on Instagram and one
Speaker 1: of the reels who's doing sketches anyway, And one of
Speaker 1: the songs was Oh I Want You. That's a jam.
Speaker 2: That is a jam which you could play, but this
Speaker 2: box is not configured.
Speaker 1: Well, listen, you could just play it off the Bluetooth
Speaker 1: that I have on my computer or on this thing. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Sorry, you never connected your phone.
Speaker 1: To I did. It's it's iPhone one eighty six right there,
Speaker 1: so I'll play it. You don't need to do this, okay,
Speaker 1: let me let me pull it up. I did like
Speaker 1: a whole deep dive into it the other day.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: Jam, And do you know they'll never get back together?
Speaker 2: Why what I mean? Why would they? They were from the launterm.
Speaker 1: Well, no, they broke up at the height of their
Speaker 1: main where you know this?
Speaker 2: I didn't your tea.
Speaker 1: I read all about it most I hate this song.
Speaker 2: You didn't like truly, madly, deeply.
Speaker 1: In a way that works for them and your bottom line. There,
Speaker 1: So we were commercial, okay.
Speaker 2: God that.
Speaker 1: We're not sponsors of Saint Jud's, but we do support them. Yes,
Speaker 1: look at this nineties video, Jerry Doola.
Speaker 2: I don't need Cherry Cola.
Speaker 1: We are not going to be papers. I'll happily give
Speaker 1: what is that who's shot them in? Oh?
Speaker 2: Okay, jam jam?
Speaker 1: And the video is so nineties.
Speaker 2: And it's a song that has Cherry Cola in it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: do you know that?
Speaker 1: Thank you for We're demonetized on this video, but we're
Speaker 1: getting all the royalty that. Yeah, it's literally six.
Speaker 2: Was it really that important to play that?
Speaker 1: It was for me? Savage Garden take my money.
Speaker 2: But you said they broke up.
Speaker 1: They did. I'm sure they're still getting money from it.
Speaker 1: Do you know they sold like twenty five million records?
Speaker 2: Huh?
Speaker 1: Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 2: Do you know what song had the word cherry wine
Speaker 2: in it? That's cherry Cola. There was another one with
Speaker 2: cherry wine.
Speaker 1: Cherry wine two one three.
Speaker 2: We don't have to take our clothes off to have
Speaker 2: a good time. Oh no, we can dance and party
Speaker 2: all night and drink some cherry wine. Oh.
Speaker 1: I only know that from the Gym Class Heroes. One
Speaker 1: is that we have to take our clothes.
Speaker 2: Oh they said we have to yeah to have a
Speaker 2: good time.
Speaker 1: Close. Oh Jermaine Stewart, Oh no, Jim Class here, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I said, Jim Class heros right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so. Man. This was This was like
Speaker 2: quintessential eighties. It was, and then we did it in
Speaker 2: a play.
Speaker 1: We already lost the monetization.
Speaker 2: No, no, do stop playing up, because I'm trying to see.
Speaker 1: How you live.
Speaker 2: Listen to it later, listen stop. Maybe we didn't lose it.
Speaker 2: We did. I don't want to hear it. Stop Why
Speaker 2: are you doing this because I want to hear it.
Speaker 2: Listen to it on your own time. It's literally break no,
Speaker 2: you get us in trouble.
Speaker 1: I'm not getting anybody in trouble.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to YouTube jail. Stop you jail is
Speaker 2: cut it out, said the short. That's great. I used
Speaker 2: to drive that.
Speaker 1: Wow. What Yeah, I'm sick. It's funny that gym class
Speaker 1: Hero song. That was a good one. You know that
Speaker 1: we mixed it.
Speaker 2: We did a show in camp at Camp Summit in
Speaker 2: nineteen eighty six when that song was popular, but we
Speaker 2: couldn't really sing the whole thing.
Speaker 1: I would hope not at a summer camp. You're all
Speaker 1: singing around singing we have to take our.
Speaker 2: Clothes and instead of cherry wine, we had to say
Speaker 2: cherry coke.
Speaker 1: Oh dirty, but we have to take our clothes off.
Speaker 1: Part stayed, I think, so okay, cool, yeah, because that's
Speaker 1: the cherry wine.
Speaker 2: No, but they're saying we don't have to take our
Speaker 2: clothes off. They're not saying take your clothes off. So
Speaker 2: then we had to say, you know, and drinks of
Speaker 2: cherry coke. Yeah, right, that's what we said. We libed there.
Speaker 2: Well for were you ever in wait, were you ever
Speaker 2: in like a like a school or camp show or
Speaker 2: something like?
Speaker 1: Now, I didn't go to camp.
Speaker 2: How about a school? We were in a school play?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, there was an improv play that I was in,
Speaker 1: and then I was the lead in this terrible play
Speaker 1: in eighth grade. So yeah, those are the only two.
Speaker 2: Is there any video?
Speaker 1: I don't think so, and I pray to Jesus it
Speaker 1: never ever resurfaces if there is.
Speaker 2: I did a show I remember, and it was an
Speaker 2: elementary school and it was about communication, and I don't know.
Speaker 2: All I know is that I had a fake broken arm,
Speaker 2: I think, because I guess somebody beat me up because
Speaker 2: we weren't communicating. And my big line was let's communicate.
Speaker 2: It's not too late, and then the curtain went down.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't remember.
Speaker 2: I don't remember the rest of it. So Cooper was
Speaker 2: just in the SpongeBob play I heard, Yeah, she loves it,
Speaker 2: she should pay it. She was she was just like
Speaker 2: she was a She was a lot of scenes. I
Speaker 2: don't know. She was a dancer. Did they have background sings?
Speaker 1: That goes my leg?
Speaker 2: No? Oh, it was the Kid's Edition, the Youth.
Speaker 1: I know, but that was always like a famous part
Speaker 1: of SpongeBob with the one fish who would just come
Speaker 1: out of nowhere and go my leg.
Speaker 2: No, they changed it a little bit, but sorry, I'm
Speaker 2: just trying. I'm gonna try to find the picture of
Speaker 2: me in this play. You can go ahead and talk.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I pray to Jesus that there's never any
Speaker 1: footage that resurfaces of that play.
Speaker 2: But there has to be, you know that, right, I
Speaker 2: don't think so. Why wouldn't there be?
Speaker 1: It was a Catholic school, they didn't have much money.
Speaker 2: Nobody had a video camera in the crowd.
Speaker 1: No, thank god. And if there is, keep that to yourself.
Speaker 2: Okay, So what year was that?
Speaker 1: Two thousand and five?
Speaker 2: There was definitely a video camera there.
Speaker 1: I hope there's no Why wouldn't there be?
Speaker 2: I just hope there's nobody had a video camera two
Speaker 2: thousand and five. Did I have had one since nineteen ninety one?
Speaker 1: I know you did, because you were a video recorder guy.
Speaker 1: That was your thing.
Speaker 2: I was that guy that always had a video camera
Speaker 2: on my yeah, on my arm, no matter where we went.
Speaker 2: Maybe that's why I never had a girlfriend.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you were recording everything.
Speaker 2: Well, we have to take a No, we don't have to,
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: But that's the Gym Class Heroes version. They had the
Speaker 1: other song. What was their other song, Scott Jim Class.
Speaker 2: Heroes was sex and the Animals. The animals do it
Speaker 2: like we do on the Discovery Channel.
Speaker 1: No, Gym Class Heroes was take a look at a girl.
Speaker 1: That's right, that's right, she's the only one I got.
Speaker 2: Who's the who's the sex with the animals?
Speaker 1: Me and you? Let's do it like mammals. So it's
Speaker 1: like we do on the Discovery rechannel, isn't that?
Speaker 2: I know I'm wrong, but what did right?
Speaker 1: Fred?
Speaker 2: Right said Fred I'm too sexy?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like it's in that vein.
Speaker 2: That was late eighties. Really I'm too sexy maybe ninety
Speaker 2: one ninety somewhere in there.
Speaker 1: I'm going to google this really quick. I know I
Speaker 1: was the song that I was singing. Oh, animals, it's
Speaker 1: not called animals. It like mammals. The person who sings
Speaker 1: that one his Bloodhound Gang. It's called the Bad Touch.
Speaker 2: Bad Touch. Look there I am on stage with a
Speaker 2: fake broken arm.
Speaker 1: Oh, because you didn't communicate.
Speaker 2: Yeah, show it to the YouTube audience the elementary school.
Speaker 2: And it's funny because I have a picture of Cooper
Speaker 2: on the same exact stage in the same spot. Wow,
Speaker 2: I haven't changed it.
Speaker 1: Well, we'll be back in there. Yeah, I know. We'll
Speaker 1: be back right after this. And we're back. Okay, what
Speaker 1: are you doing?
Speaker 2: Look there, I am see let's communicate, and I'm yelling
Speaker 2: at that guy and then he hit me.
Speaker 1: I could just see little Scott. Hey, why are you communicating?
Speaker 2: If there was video from that, that would be amazing.
Speaker 1: I'm sure that you could find something.
Speaker 2: No, that's nineteen eighty something.
Speaker 1: They had video cameras, only.
Speaker 2: Adam Goldberg did. No one was walking around with video cameras.
Speaker 1: Then who why would I know your friend from like
Speaker 1: child school?
Speaker 2: My friend, you idiot? It's from the Goldbergs.
Speaker 1: Who's Adam Goldberg? Oh? From the show The goldberg I
Speaker 1: don't watch that show.
Speaker 2: This is the final season.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: It's very upsetting.
Speaker 1: Oh really?
Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry, because Cooper and I will sit and watch
Speaker 2: that show on Wednesday nights together. She loves it.
Speaker 1: Cute.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and now it's going to go away. It makes
Speaker 2: me sad. We got to find a new show. To
Speaker 2: watch together. Yeah, I don't like watching her show. She
Speaker 2: watches Bunked and all these like weird bunk weird nick
Speaker 2: Netflix kids series, weird like cats, magicians and stuff. I
Speaker 2: don't know, cats and magicians like these weird these weird shows.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: Heath Cliff, heath Cliff. No one should terrorize your neighborhood.
Speaker 2: You remember that one. Aha, No, heath Cliff in the eighties.
Speaker 1: Yeah, heath Cliff the eighties.
Speaker 2: I wish we had all these sounds. We can't get
Speaker 2: any of this stuff.
Speaker 1: Well, you know, we really do so much off the cuff.
Speaker 1: I could just play it on YouTube really quick.
Speaker 2: We'll we get in trouble for that too.
Speaker 1: Honestly, Scott. At this point, whatever Heathcliff cartoon theme song,
Speaker 1: nobody cares at this point.
Speaker 2: That's it. Yeah, look at him with his friend. I
Speaker 2: think Sonya was her name, something something like that.
Speaker 1: The cat's or dog's name was Sonya.
Speaker 2: No, it was a cat.
Speaker 1: This person's the top comment is he was the hood Garfield.
Speaker 2: That's right, he was. He would steal fish from the
Speaker 2: fish store.
Speaker 1: Wait, so this was just another cat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't know who Heathcliff is. Terrified.
Speaker 1: Wow, isn't he Cliff based off a cartoon.
Speaker 2: Comic strip?
Speaker 1: That's it? Yes, okay, he's.
Speaker 2: A ladies man.
Speaker 1: Ladies man because he's always trying to pick up the chicks.
Speaker 1: Did the chicks go for him?
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a tough guy.
Speaker 1: Hold up, so people are like trying to hook.
Speaker 2: Up with a cat other cats, you idiot.
Speaker 1: Oh, I thought you were saying like human cats like.
Speaker 1: I thought we were talking like family a human cat. No,
Speaker 1: not like a human like God Lord, baby Jesus.
Speaker 2: All right there, buddy, it doesn't look like I think
Speaker 2: you need some sunshine. Let's go outside and ride city bikes.
Speaker 1: I'm not riding a city bike with you? Why not today?
Speaker 2: Ever? I will eventually maybe tomorrow. It's gonna beautiful again.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be eighty degrees here tomorrow, which is actually today,
Speaker 2: So we should go to.
Speaker 1: The electric bikes.
Speaker 2: No, dude, pedal. You need the exercise the belly. Oh please, wow,
Speaker 2: at least prepare me so I can tighten it up. Dick.
Speaker 2: It is coming back, though. I have to. I gotta
Speaker 2: get back of my regimen.
Speaker 1: In your regiment, which is basically I don't eat anything ever,
Speaker 1: and when I do I take a small bite of
Speaker 1: it and then.
Speaker 2: Is that really? That's really not at all what I did?
Speaker 1: Oh, it was you have your own rules. I forget
Speaker 1: who I was talking to you.
Speaker 2: Everyone has their own rules.
Speaker 4: You eat, but yours are so odd. Why it's because
Speaker 4: I don't need anything. I need nothing nothing it anymore.
Speaker 4: I never ever, you guys are all such a holes.
Speaker 4: I never said I don't eat sweets ever. Those words
Speaker 4: never came out of my mouth.
Speaker 1: I don't eat the inside. I love cake, but you
Speaker 1: eat the frosty.
Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: No, I don't do that, so you eat the whole cupcake?
Speaker 2: No, I don't eat cupcakes anymore. Such a jerk. She
Speaker 2: just said, good morning.
Speaker 1: Wow, that was sound something. What really worked yourself up
Speaker 1: into a tissy on that?
Speaker 2: She heard talking about it with the goldbergs?
Speaker 1: Oh nice?
Speaker 2: Uh? No, I just I don't eat fried foods. Okay,
Speaker 2: So no French fries, no chicken fingers, trying shrimp, no
Speaker 2: chicken palm, none of that. Wow. But I I started
Speaker 2: incorporating some other stuff in that I stopped. So that's
Speaker 2: why you know I'm putting on the pounds again. Okay,
Speaker 2: putting on the rits.
Speaker 1: I like that song, dun dun dun dun dun d
Speaker 1: d dunt dun close putting on the roots. That's like
Speaker 1: the Inspector Gadget theme song, kind of d Inspector Gadget
Speaker 1: O go gadget.
Speaker 2: Arm what happened?
Speaker 1: And your camera?
Speaker 2: I don't need that. I don't need people looking at me.
Speaker 2: I don't know who's watching that camera. I could tell
Speaker 2: you cameras here.
Speaker 1: I know who is.
Speaker 2: It's Deanna. Yeah, but I bet it goes somewhere else too.
Speaker 1: It does not.
Speaker 2: Yeah, someone has it in their house on a little monitor.
Speaker 1: Someone has it in their house on a little monitor, you.
Speaker 2: Think, right, Okay, big brothers always watching, Big Brothers always watching?
Speaker 1: Maybe through that No, not through your phone?
Speaker 2: No? Oh really who could be watching right now?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe this front facing camera that you have.
Speaker 2: Well everyone has that. You don't have one.
Speaker 1: No, I'm saying you don't think that. Who's logic the same?
Speaker 2: Who's watching? It's not it's not the Apple guy, mister cook.
Speaker 1: I already know I'm going to get a text from
Speaker 1: Newman saying you saying that Bill Gates owns Apple.
Speaker 2: No, I didn't say he owns Apple. No, he's the
Speaker 2: he's the Microsoft guy. This is Cook Cook, right, the
Speaker 2: cook Tim Cook, Yeah, which which I thought was the
Speaker 2: the Boston the beer logger guy. But isn't what Adam
Speaker 2: Bryan Adams, Sam Adams the same words, the Sam Adams
Speaker 2: beer guy cook or Jim Cook. Oh okay, remember I
Speaker 2: thought he went. I thought he went to Apple. But
Speaker 2: it's two different cooks. Too many cooks in the kitchen.
Speaker 2: You're right, you're such an a. I want to go.
Speaker 1: I'm such an a.
Speaker 2: I'm not into this one. Today. You were late, and
Speaker 2: Scott I have to go. Scott went to Sawyer's home
Speaker 2: by himself. Right now. This is his new thing. Guys,
Speaker 2: by the way, it's not my new thing. I want
Speaker 2: to start this at ten so I can go and
Speaker 2: let the dog out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but then you were in the bathroom when I
Speaker 1: needed that one file to upload, to do something you never.
Speaker 2: Told me that you needed. I'm not going to argue
Speaker 2: about this. It's semantics. Nobody knows what we're talking about.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's semantics. I will argue about this now. It's semantics.
Speaker 1: That's my new one. I'm going to say that to people.
Speaker 1: How can people giving I can't get into this right now.
Speaker 1: It's semantics.
Speaker 2: Why are people giving me a craft from my yellow sneakers?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, semantics. Oh those are fun.
Speaker 2: Because I have a little bit of yellow in the
Speaker 2: shirt so it matches. Oh yeah, I try to match.
Speaker 1: That's good.
Speaker 2: I do my best. Yeah. A belt, it's black. That
Speaker 2: means I could kick your ass. What it's a black belt? Oh?
Speaker 1: I didn't get that one quickly. You know. Why semantics?
Speaker 2: So how's Tommy and Gina doing?
Speaker 1: They're great there in Costa Rica.
Speaker 2: Oh, it must be nice man, your friends all travel
Speaker 2: a lot.
Speaker 1: Well, you know, he's a prince vice principal of a school,
Speaker 1: so they haad off.
Speaker 2: That's cool. That's cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Do you know he just spoke to a whole
Speaker 1: crowd of like three thousand.
Speaker 2: People for what for survivor?
Speaker 1: No, because he's like an outstanding leadership person and that
Speaker 1: there there does things with schools.
Speaker 2: Well, congratulations Tommy and Gina. Well that's cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah Tommy did that.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, how's Gina.
Speaker 1: Gina's great, she's also in Costa Rica.
Speaker 2: That's cool. That's cool.
Speaker 1: To they have kids, No, they do not have kids yet.
Speaker 2: Diamond is very angry looking here. You must be sitting
Speaker 2: on her sweater or something, because that's her jacket or
Speaker 2: her chair. Anyway, did you need your sweatshirt?
Speaker 3: I don't need it, but I would love for him
Speaker 3: not to sit on.
Speaker 1: It like that.
Speaker 2: I know he farted on it. You really should take
Speaker 2: it home and watch it smells like this.
Speaker 3: Pupers, that's my sweater for when I'm cold in here,
Speaker 3: and you know when i'm cold, I get crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, alright, well we're doing bullchat right now.
Speaker 3: Hey, motherfuckers, come on stuff.
Speaker 1: Turn her off so that we're demonetized and get out
Speaker 1: of here.
Speaker 2: We try to because people are in cars with their
Speaker 2: kids going to school.
Speaker 1: People are in cars with their kids.
Speaker 2: No, you're gonna do it again. Don't give it to her.
Speaker 3: Hello, children across America. I know there are only probably
Speaker 3: two of you listening, because nobody listens to this podcast.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I want you to think about this, think about what
Speaker 3: you want to do growing up. Okay, you can.
Speaker 2: Comments, get Diamond off. Tell Diamond I don't like her,
Speaker 2: get off the podcast.
Speaker 3: To be such a loser at such a big age,
Speaker 3: yelling at a woman for saying the F word. In
Speaker 3: twenty twenty three. Would you like to be a grown
Speaker 3: man talking about Cereal? Every study guys?
Speaker 2: Andrew? If you know anything about can you just selling
Speaker 2: live guys?
Speaker 3: Or you'll end up on a podcast talking about Cereal.
Speaker 1: Well, wouldn't that be a diss to you because you
Speaker 1: were just on said podcast about cereal.
Speaker 2: This is not about Cereal. It's the wrong podcast, nothing anymore.
Speaker 2: Thank you for listening to bull Chat. We'll see you
Speaker 2: on Monday. I seriously, can we just start over? It's
Speaker 2: just so dumb, It's so just childish.
Speaker 1: Oh, oh my god, coming from you, that is rich. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's childish. Hey, would you like to hear beep up
Speaker 1: but woopy beep Up? It's my favorite eighties theme song
Speaker 1: from when I was growing up. Oh would you like
Speaker 1: to hear about how I put wizzy fotbox in people's lockers?
Speaker 1: That's not childish whizzy Box?
Speaker 2: You mean the forty Saturn rocket missile launcher. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: that that's more mature. Hmm.
Speaker 1: All right, well we only got one ad break in.
Speaker 2: It's too bad. Okay. Well, it's just that we need
Speaker 2: to start coming up with a list of topics things
Speaker 2: that we can talk about. I want to know what's
Speaker 2: going on in your life. You want to know what's
Speaker 2: going on in mine, and we just need to have
Speaker 2: a conversation. But instead it's like blah blah blah blah
Speaker 2: blah blah, diamond ba ba ba ah, motherfuckers blah blah
Speaker 2: blah blah blah. Like there's not there's no content to
Speaker 2: this episode at all.
Speaker 1: Yes there is.
Speaker 2: We're gonna hear from Carla, and we're gonna hear from Matt,
Speaker 2: and all these people can be like, eh, you guys,
Speaker 2: you're done.
Speaker 1: So all these people two people, and the randomness is
Speaker 1: what makes it fun. We never plan anything. Now all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, we have to plan things. I'm sorry
Speaker 1: that this isn't a perfectly curated episode like your beloved
Speaker 1: serial Killers.
Speaker 2: Oh would you like a snack?
Speaker 1: What kind of snack?
Speaker 2: Well, it's a friend of ourselves. It's a snack. Oh,
Speaker 2: here we go. What is it? What do you mean?
Speaker 2: Here we go? What is it going to be?
Speaker 1: Oh God, I'm gonna get something thrown at me.
Speaker 2: I just know it. Ramiro in California, he said to
Speaker 2: some he said us some random cereal and unmarked bags
Speaker 2: and and uh some fiesta mix.
Speaker 1: It's herbos flamous.
Speaker 2: It's just it's just fried.
Speaker 1: And satan is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like Mexican whatever.
Speaker 1: It's like a Chex mix, but with spicy things. Yea.
Speaker 2: Oh come on, dude, it's expired. Well it's not expired,
Speaker 2: but it's guaranteed fraction until April twenty. Oh wait a minute,
Speaker 2: we're in April.
Speaker 1: Good here, what are you gonna have first from it?
Speaker 1: It looks like cool ranch Doritos. That looks like a
Speaker 1: three D toasted what's what's the chip that does three D.
Speaker 2: Grab something?
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. These are big.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're spicy.
Speaker 1: Hmmm.
Speaker 2: Which one did you take?
Speaker 1: The red tiley one that look like pasta that's flaming hot?
Speaker 2: Yeah, hmhmm, and you something to like, pour it out
Speaker 2: on so we can get here, pour some on here, No,
Speaker 2: don't put what you put it back for you hand
Speaker 2: jammed and then you put it back with your dirty
Speaker 2: ass hand that you didn't watch today. Okay, so those
Speaker 2: are cool. Here have a red hot spiral.
Speaker 1: These are my favorite. And they look like pasta. This
Speaker 1: looks like what's the pasta called?
Speaker 2: Sure? Yeah, thanks for miro. Well, I don't know what
Speaker 2: that is. I don't want that one. What it's like
Speaker 2: a pork ride?
Speaker 1: What is that?
Speaker 2: Okay? That have this too? That's what it is. That's
Speaker 2: a that's a cool ranch Toritoh that's these?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 2: I eat it? But where's our friend Jason? He should
Speaker 2: be doing this with us.
Speaker 1: We'll have to invite him. Match you know on Pluto TV.
Speaker 1: It's free and you could download it and they have
Speaker 1: a Survivor channel. And over the weekend Tommy season was on,
Speaker 1: so I sent him a picture of himself on TV.
Speaker 2: Remember the time when you were gonna do a podcast
Speaker 2: about reality shows?
Speaker 1: I am Phil?
Speaker 2: Where is it? El?
Speaker 1: What was that? Will flail? I don't know, like a
Speaker 1: burst of lime or something?
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm good. Thanks for the snacks.
Speaker 1: These are the best ones. Okay, well that was fun. Okay,
Speaker 1: thank you all for listening. We appreciate you.
Speaker 2: Do you appreciate us? Not today?
Speaker 1: Can you not be such a negative Nancy? Let's be
Speaker 1: happy if you didn't do your taxes yet, go do
Speaker 1: your taxes. That's the takeaway of this episode.
Speaker 2: I think it is.
Speaker 1: Lead today with positivity and love and light in your heart.
Speaker 1: What I'm trying to leave positive messages for people.
Speaker 2: While thanks for listening to us eat. No, I'm a globe.
Speaker 1: These are three d doritos.
Speaker 2: No, I don't think no, no, they oh they're turbos.
Speaker 2: They're turbos, flaming no. But the thing of it is like,
Speaker 2: don't answer that, sirs, I've had it with her.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, we thank you for listening. We love you,
Speaker 1: k By.
Speaker 2: We'll see you Monday with an all new Serial Killers.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be exciting. Actually, oh okay, you'll find out why.
Speaker 2: All right, not to tease until then, have a wonderful day,
Speaker 2: enjoy the rest of the week, and say clink Andrew, clink.
Speaker 1: Oh not yet, clink quik. I'm gonna call it diamondback now.
Speaker 2: Apologies for this episode, oh please,