WEBVTT - Introducing: The Hookup

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<v Speaker 1>Do you remember what you said the first night I

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<v Speaker 1>came over here? How goes lower? I met Santy at

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<v Speaker 1>a Luau party in October. I'm Santi Damien. Santy wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to make my first time special, so he booked us

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<v Speaker 1>a room. I got champagne, the whole nine inches and

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<v Speaker 1>it was her. I mean I remember in the shower afterwards.

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<v Speaker 1>I couldn't stop grinning until I got out of the

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<v Speaker 1>bathroom and Santy was gone. And not just I busted

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<v Speaker 1>a nut and I'm going home gone. Santy has been

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<v Speaker 1>missing ever since. Hey, man, what are you in too?

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<v Speaker 1>I have the hook up? The hook up? What is

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<v Speaker 1>the paupers? Like a ton of paupers? Why are there

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<v Speaker 1>so many poppers? No, just any pulpers? Like No matter

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<v Speaker 1>how hard I try, all roads lead to the hook up.

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<v Speaker 1>You think it's causing people to turn agro, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>rip your arms off and use them to Yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 1>a word for it. I'm solving a mystery through sex

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<v Speaker 1>and haven't made a private dick joke until now. This

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<v Speaker 1>is such terrible representation. I'm so sorry. Mama always used

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<v Speaker 1>to say God gave me gumption in place of a

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<v Speaker 1>gag reflex. No, my psychiatrist didn't laugh at that one. Either,

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<v Speaker 1>listen to the Hookup on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts,

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<v Speaker 1>or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. Taha, save

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<v Speaker 1>it for the podcast. Podcasts are kind of gay.