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Speaker 1: Do you remember what you said the first night I

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Speaker 1: came over here? How goes lower? I met Santy at

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Speaker 1: a Luau party in October. I'm Santi Damien. Santy wanted

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Speaker 1: to make my first time special, so he booked us

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Speaker 1: a room. I got champagne, the whole nine inches and

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Speaker 1: it was her. I mean I remember in the shower afterwards.

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Speaker 1: I couldn't stop grinning until I got out of the

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Speaker 1: bathroom and Santy was gone. And not just I busted

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Speaker 1: a nut and I'm going home gone. Santy has been

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Speaker 1: missing ever since. Hey, man, what are you in too?

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Speaker 1: I have the hook up? The hook up? What is

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Speaker 1: the paupers? Like a ton of paupers? Why are there

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Speaker 1: so many poppers? No, just any pulpers? Like No matter

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Speaker 1: how hard I try, all roads lead to the hook up.

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Speaker 1: You think it's causing people to turn agro, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: rip your arms off and use them to Yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: a word for it. I'm solving a mystery through sex

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Speaker 1: and haven't made a private dick joke until now. This

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Speaker 1: is such terrible representation. I'm so sorry. Mama always used

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Speaker 1: to say God gave me gumption in place of a

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Speaker 1: gag reflex. No, my psychiatrist didn't laugh at that one. Either,

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Speaker 1: listen to the Hookup on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts,

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Speaker 1: or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. Taha, save

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Speaker 1: it for the podcast. Podcasts are kind of gay.