Speaker 1: Second date. A girl on the phone for today's second
Speaker 1: date updates sent us an email saying I hope I
Speaker 1: didn't offend him and her name is Maddie. Maddie, I'm
Speaker 1: offended that you think that you offended somebody else. Okay,
Speaker 1: how you doing, Maddie, I'm good. How are y'all doing?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you do sound like someone who just
Speaker 1: comes on so strong. Maddie. Where did you meet this guy?
Speaker 1: Kind of a weird story, but I actually met him
Speaker 1: on the app Offer up. Do you know what that is? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like the cooler form of Craigslist, but it's a
Speaker 1: little less murdery. Yeah, you just like buy and sell
Speaker 1: stuff from people like Facebook Marketplace. Yeah. So, anyway, I
Speaker 1: was going to buy this guitar from this guy named Derek.
Speaker 1: Do you play guitar? No, I'm redoing my apartment, but
Speaker 1: I thought it would look cute. I have just like
Speaker 1: reading the whole thing. Okay, buying musical instruments for decoration,
Speaker 1: that's cute. I mean, like if I have a party
Speaker 1: someone else could play in, or it's obviously just a
Speaker 1: great way to meet a guy who plays a guitar.
Speaker 1: Because I'm guessing the guy that you bought the guitar
Speaker 1: from is who you went out with. Yeah, we guy
Speaker 1: named Derek. We met at a coffee shop and I
Speaker 1: to him and I was like, he was really cute
Speaker 1: then with guitars, tell you now to stay away. When
Speaker 1: he offered to buy my coffee, okay wow, And I
Speaker 1: was like, okay, perfect. I got my regular triple ventie
Speaker 1: coconut milk to pump white molt guy. Oh my god, girl, Hey,
Speaker 1: if he's offering then right, So did you guys actually
Speaker 1: hang out or did you just do the guitar exchange
Speaker 1: give him the money and that was it. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: like talked very briefly. I mean, he bought my coffee,
Speaker 1: We exchanged guitars and like harded ways and then like
Speaker 1: not even an hour later, he texted me okay, and
Speaker 1: he was like, I didn't want to like ask you
Speaker 1: at the coffee shop because I didn't want to make
Speaker 1: you feel weird, but I'd love to take you out tonight.
Speaker 1: You guys went on a date date. Yeah, that's a
Speaker 1: classy move. Where did he take you? It was one
Speaker 1: of those bars where you throw axes. Oh yeah, you
Speaker 1: throw axes at targets, like this guy, he's like trying
Speaker 1: to hold axes. He plays guitar like hard and so
Speaker 1: many red flags already. How was the axe throwing? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, it was so fun. You have to go,
Speaker 1: but they do cut you off like you can only
Speaker 1: have like two drinks. Oh, it's just smart, right, So
Speaker 1: I invited him back my place, but it was like
Speaker 1: not that late. Yeah, you could play me a song
Speaker 1: on the guitar so perfect. Yeah, I have a feeling.
Speaker 1: I know how this night ended for her. Well you're
Speaker 1: back to our place, still having a good time, and
Speaker 1: he plays me at Sweet Caroline, And I jokingly was like, oh,
Speaker 1: is that the best song you know how to play? Joe, No,
Speaker 1: you can't poke funded a man playing guitar for you
Speaker 1: that that's a serious moment for any guy. I'm with you, though,
Speaker 1: as soon as you said, he started playing Sweet Carolina,
Speaker 1: Like I thought he was going to like show off
Speaker 1: his skills, like don't you know any like my Chemical
Speaker 1: Romance or something like something modern? Anybody could play that.
Speaker 1: I mean, what did he say? He was like, Oh no, no,
Speaker 1: I can play this off like mumbly, you know how
Speaker 1: guitar And we were talking and then he's like, well,
Speaker 1: I gotta go, I gotta get home, and yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean that's like obviously a Joe. It wasn't really though, obviously. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So that's why you think that you maybe offended him.
Speaker 1: I mean that's all I can think of, because I
Speaker 1: thought we had a great time and yeah, he's not
Speaker 1: texting me back. Did you guys even kiss or anything? No,
Speaker 1: we probably would have if I hadn't opened Oh my god.
Speaker 1: But oh man, So do you want to go out
Speaker 1: with him? Because he seems like if that's the reason,
Speaker 1: that is incredibly sensitive, right, Yeah, I totally want to
Speaker 1: go out with him. Like he plays guitar and he
Speaker 1: took me ac throwing like it was like such a
Speaker 1: weird fun day. How long has it been since he
Speaker 1: last responded to you? Like a week and a half,
Speaker 1: ten days or something? Wow? Okay, Well, if we get
Speaker 1: him on her phone, can we get through a whole
Speaker 1: conversation without you saying something offensive? Again? I will bite
Speaker 1: my phone? All right. Well, we're gonna give him a
Speaker 1: call and get your second date update right after this. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: hold on second, is this really the best second date
Speaker 1: update we can do? Yeah? I guess it is. Sorry,
Speaker 1: if you're just tuning in. Maddie is on the phone
Speaker 1: for a second date update. She met a guy when
Speaker 1: she bought a guitar are from him on a marketplace app.
Speaker 1: They went out acts throwing together, and she invited him
Speaker 1: back to her place and asked him to play a
Speaker 1: little song on the guitar that she bought, and he
Speaker 1: played the song Sweet Caroline Classic, which it's a good song,
Speaker 1: but not good enough for Maddie because she tried to
Speaker 1: joke by saying, is that the best song you can do?
Speaker 1: Totally joking. Yeah, Well it may have offended him and
Speaker 1: the joke might not have come across because now she's
Speaker 1: not getting a call back from this guy. Derek Brooke,
Speaker 1: maybe you have some mom advice for this young single woman.
Speaker 1: I am also a woman who has dated many men. Okay,
Speaker 1: it'd fallen for guitar players myself twenty years ago. Drawn
Speaker 1: your experien It's a trap, that's all I'm saying, Maddie.
Speaker 1: They're all a trap. Okay. And maybe maybe he doesn't
Speaker 1: know any other songs. Maybe that's his one go to song.
Speaker 1: Oh it's like his move Yeah no, no, no, it
Speaker 1: was like really cute it for him. To play a song.
Speaker 1: But I mean, if you're going to like serenade a
Speaker 1: hot girl play a song that's been on the radio
Speaker 1: in the lap ten twenty years, right, I mean it's
Speaker 1: a fair point. I guess at some like end of
Speaker 1: the bar. Long Okay, wait, I mean if that's all
Speaker 1: he knows, you'll still go out with him, right, Like
Speaker 1: you're not actually judging your date based on his guitar knowledge, totally. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: we're all clear. Now let's give Derek a call. Are
Speaker 1: you ready? Yes, let's do this. I'm to be quiet,
Speaker 1: right yeah, So so try and be quiet and we'll
Speaker 1: try and get the reason why he's not calling you back. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. Hello, can I speak to Derek please?
Speaker 1: This is Eric. Hey, my name's Young Jeffrey from the
Speaker 1: radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. How are
Speaker 1: you doing? Um? What do you guys want? Oh? Well,
Speaker 1: sounds like some angry listening that you've been doing. Very
Speaker 1: friendly guy. Yeah, have you ever heard of second date update? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I have? Sorry, I feel like we're annoying you, Derek?
Speaker 1: Is this a bad time? How can I help you? Okay,
Speaker 1: we're doing a segment, right, now called a second date update.
Speaker 1: It's where we call people who are blowing someone off
Speaker 1: after they went on on a date with that person. Okay,
Speaker 1: and so you recently went up with a girl named
Speaker 1: Maddie and she's wondering why you're not calling back. Oh
Speaker 1: oh my god? Whoa. Oh so you remember Maddie? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I do, and I you know what, just tell her
Speaker 1: I have a girlfriend. Um, that's probably the best way.
Speaker 1: Just tell her, did you have a girlfriend? I mean
Speaker 1: I don't really have a girlfriend. Oh okay, such suckers,
Speaker 1: Like obviously that's his excuse. Okay, so that's not the
Speaker 1: reason why you don't want to call her. What is
Speaker 1: the reason though? No, man, I just don't. I don't
Speaker 1: want to get into any drama or anything. You know,
Speaker 1: I don't. I'm not really about that. Did you think,
Speaker 1: I mean, you were attracted to her at some point? Right? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean, look, she seemed like she was a lot
Speaker 1: of fun. But I mean I should have known she
Speaker 1: was high maintenance when I offered her a coffee and
Speaker 1: she got like a seven dollar drink. Oh yeah, so
Speaker 1: wait is it her high maintenance coffee order? That? No? No,
Speaker 1: I mean, look, she's fun, but you mean, you know
Speaker 1: how these kind of girls are. I mean, they're kind
Speaker 1: of crazy. Her coffee drink tells you that she's nuts.
Speaker 1: The coffee was just the beginning, okay. So like after
Speaker 1: that we go axe throwing and like it's kind of fun.
Speaker 1: And then she invites me back to her apartment and
Speaker 1: she's like, well, I hope we don't run into my ex.
Speaker 1: Oh god, it was like, what do you live with
Speaker 1: your ex? Right? And no she doesn't. But they do
Speaker 1: live in the same apartment building together, and they only
Speaker 1: she just moved down the hall. Yeah, they lived together,
Speaker 1: and then after they broke up, she decided to just
Speaker 1: move two doors down as revenge. So wait, did you
Speaker 1: ask her why though, Well, she said that she thought
Speaker 1: it was fun that he had to deal with seeing
Speaker 1: her all the time even though they were broken up.
Speaker 1: That is kind of funny in an unstable kind of way.
Speaker 1: And that's echo kind of way. I'm sorry, kind of psycho,
Speaker 1: I mean, eco cho, I'm sorry. How rude are you?
Speaker 1: Did you really just say slow down? Maddie? Yeah? Yeah, okay, wait, Maddie,
Speaker 1: why are you on the phone. Yeah, we should have
Speaker 1: told you this maybe a little while ago. Derek Maddie
Speaker 1: has been listening the entire time on the other line,
Speaker 1: and oh my gosh, this is why I didn't want it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: beautiful a woman the S word, it's actually the P word.
Speaker 1: I mean, if we want to be Maddie, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: not gonna lay that whatever. That was so rude. Okay,
Speaker 1: wait though, Maddie, I mean I think the important pieces
Speaker 1: is like why are you living two doors down for
Speaker 1: your mer ex? Well, okay, I said that thing like,
Speaker 1: oh I hope you don't run into my ex. Like
Speaker 1: I was like lighthearted about it. I don't know why
Speaker 1: he's thinking it serifully let me playing. Okay, first of all,
Speaker 1: he he done to me because I cut him cheating
Speaker 1: on me. Okay, so why didn't you dune him? Then
Speaker 1: you should get away from that guy farther than two
Speaker 1: doors It seems like a good reason to move on. Maddie. Well,
Speaker 1: he was being such a about it and how I
Speaker 1: wanted the apartment because it's like close to my jobs,
Speaker 1: like I already have a perking space, and he was
Speaker 1: being so rude about it, and I'm like in an
Speaker 1: apartment like two doors down was opening up. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: two doors down, like not my first pick, but that's
Speaker 1: where it was, and I wasn't going to let him win.
Speaker 1: You know, Like, No, that is so such a horrible
Speaker 1: idea on every I mean, that just speaks to, like,
Speaker 1: your really poor judgment. I'm sorry, I do not want
Speaker 1: to be with my poor judgment. It speaks to how
Speaker 1: he is because it's easier. I don't think anyone's debating that,
Speaker 1: But I mean, why would you want to live next
Speaker 1: to that? Yeah, Maddie, if this guy is such a
Speaker 1: jerk to you and he's wronged you in so many ways,
Speaker 1: why would you want to stay in close proximity to
Speaker 1: him to make him what he deserves to see me
Speaker 1: thriving and having fun and coming out with guys and
Speaker 1: hanging out with my girlfriend. But Maddie, that's what social
Speaker 1: media is for. Like a normal person, when you want
Speaker 1: to seek revenge, you just post pictures of how great
Speaker 1: you look and you're on a new outfit and you
Speaker 1: partying with your friends, like on Instagram. I know I
Speaker 1: am the professional of that, but he blocked me on everything.
Speaker 1: He blocked me on Venmo people. Oh wow, he doesn't
Speaker 1: even want your money, Betty, You are better than him.
Speaker 1: Stops doing to this level. I mean, you cannot let
Speaker 1: the guy who cheated on you have the even opportunity
Speaker 1: to block you. What are you doing? I just this
Speaker 1: apartment has a washer dryer in unit. I will say,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you that that actually I could kind
Speaker 1: of get I know, I'm not gonna lie in uno.
Speaker 1: So that doesn't none of this feels awkward to you, Maddie.
Speaker 1: You feel totally comfortable seeing him all the time. And yeah,
Speaker 1: he is the one that should have left, and hopefully
Speaker 1: he'll get the picture and he'll leave. Oh okay, so
Speaker 1: you're waiting him out. Okay, well at least you're not
Speaker 1: going to move when he moves. Yeah, you're waiting him
Speaker 1: out or you're not over him. I don't know, we're
Speaker 1: I mean I think we're we're like flying somewhere. Yeah,
Speaker 1: in both zones right now? Well, yeah, I mean either way, Like,
Speaker 1: whatever the reason is, you shouldn't tell a guy who
Speaker 1: you're on a first date with that your ex lives
Speaker 1: in the same building as you. Like that just a
Speaker 1: really weird vibe. And okay, honestly just makes the guy
Speaker 1: scared and made me want to just run away. I'm
Speaker 1: sorry I made you feel that way. But I just
Speaker 1: wanted you to know that if we ran into him,
Speaker 1: or if he was around, then you would have known,
Speaker 1: you know. But like just you just don't think about it.
Speaker 1: I don't think about it. What's wrong with you? Stop
Speaker 1: thinking about it? Okay o, Maddie. He does bring up
Speaker 1: a good point, Maddie. I mean that's like more like
Speaker 1: fourth date topic. Once you've got the guy hooked and
Speaker 1: then he can't go back because he already likes you,
Speaker 1: that's when you drop knowledge like that. I barely see him.
Speaker 1: I see once a week at most, and it's like
Speaker 1: in passing. I mean, yeah, I think the real question is, Maddie,
Speaker 1: are you sure you're ready to move on? Are you
Speaker 1: sure you're ready to date? Yeah? Honestly, Derek, you have
Speaker 1: nothing to worry about. Your like way bigger than him.
Speaker 1: And if we did see him and like things that
Speaker 1: in times, you could definitely beat him up. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I would have to move for you to date me.
Speaker 1: Is that what you're saying? I mean, that's like the
Speaker 1: bare minimum that you have to do to Oh my god,
Speaker 1: Now who's been high maintenance your expectations here. Let's let's
Speaker 1: see if if Derek is open for this. Derek, would
Speaker 1: you be willing to go out on a second date
Speaker 1: with Maddie? We will offer to pay for it. Yeah. No,
Speaker 1: Why Hey, she's got to wash her and dryer. Derek,
Speaker 1: you could bring over loads of laudry. That's very enticing.
Speaker 1: But I'm good, I'm good. Okay, Maddie. Have we learned
Speaker 1: anything from this? Yeah? But he's high maintenance and the worst.
Speaker 1: I think that's right. Yes, men are high maintenance and
Speaker 1: the worst. Yea, and the worst. We are the worst, Maddie.
Speaker 1: I am so sorry. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning