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Speaker 2: We've got it all here, But first a reminder that

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, did I sound cool when I said that,

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Speaker 1: alexis No, but keep going ahead.

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Speaker 4: Make sure to go to Brook and Jeffrey dot com

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Speaker 4: get your Merch for a Cause. Yes, please, one proceeds

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Speaker 4: goes towards Hurricane Helene relief.

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Speaker 5: I'm not going to beg you to be a good person.

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Speaker 5: That's more Brooks thing, Brooke. You want to beg people?

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Speaker 2: No, I mean you can always just sit back and

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Speaker 2: say thoughts and prayers, or you can actually take some

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Speaker 2: action already put some money toward I mean you get

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Speaker 2: to decide who what kind of person you want to

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Speaker 2: be today.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, inspire. Now let's get into the show.

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Speaker 4: October thirty first, it's a very big day for us,

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Speaker 4: and not just for us, for the entire country, because

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Speaker 4: it marks the premiere episode of Hallmark's first ever reality

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Speaker 4: competition show, Finding Mister Christmas.

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Speaker 2: No, dare you play this music when you talk about

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Speaker 2: October thirty first, It's.

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Speaker 4: The start of Christmas Brooks the bad question of twenty

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Speaker 4: twenty four.

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Speaker 5: Who is going to become the next hunk of Hallmark?

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Speaker 1: It is shocking that your mom didn't send in an

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Speaker 1: audition take for you.

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Speaker 5: Honestly, still too handsome, I think too.

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Speaker 4: They've selected ten dudes who have a background in acting

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Speaker 4: or quote a strong aspiration to act.

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Speaker 1: Hey, that's all you need for Hallmark.

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Speaker 4: They're going to compete against each other for the honor

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Speaker 4: of being crowned mister Christmas.

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Speaker 5: Okay, I have a photo of the ten guys here.

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Speaker 4: Just look at this lineup of hopeful metro sexuals dressed

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Speaker 4: in their Christmas flannels and turtlenecks.

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Speaker 1: Dude, I'm actually surprised only two of them are in

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Speaker 1: turtle necks. I would take the guy in the leather. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I was thinking that too. Question is mister Christmas Sanna, No, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: this is like, you know, a love interest.

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Speaker 5: Yes, they all scream.

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Speaker 4: I just bought a Christmas tree farm in the country

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Speaker 4: after my first wife passed away, and I'm open to

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Speaker 1: I can definitely have cute little children too.

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Speaker 4: Like I said, it's not just a bunch of actors.

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Speaker 4: They really found a variety of candidates. There's a former

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Speaker 4: US Olympic athlete, a firefighter, a college football player, a

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Speaker 4: US Navy rescue diver. Wow, even an Australian dude.

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Speaker 1: Do you that those like Hallmark actors who are so

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Speaker 1: insulted by this?

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Speaker 6: How dare you?

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Speaker 1: I'm saying that anyone can do what we do.

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Speaker 4: They should be insulted by the Jewish guy who's in

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Speaker 4: the lineup. How great would it be if a secret

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Speaker 4: Jewish guy won.

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Speaker 5: Mister Christmas Conspiracy chest so again.

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Speaker 4: October thirty First, the competition begins on Hallmark Plus. Okay,

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Speaker 4: didn't even realize Hallmark had a streaming app, but apparently

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Speaker 1: Who's paying extra every month to get a Hallmark streaming?

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Speaker 4: Oh there's some grammin out there who's true Christmas stands

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Speaker 4: the shod collar question of the day with someone who

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna go ahead and name our own show.

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Speaker 5: Mister Christmas is Jake take it away.

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Speaker 6: Today is John Lennon's birthday.

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Speaker 5: Oh wow, I had a birthday, the.

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Speaker 6: Man who told us to just let it be and

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Speaker 5: That sounds like an insult.

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Speaker 6: And what better way to honor the legendary Beatles singer

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Speaker 6: and guitarist than by playing a game that has absolutely nothing.

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Speaker 5: To do with him. You bring him up.

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Speaker 1: I think he's thankful for that.

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Speaker 6: That's right. We're doing trivia where you don't have to

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Speaker 6: name Lennon, but the lead singer of other iconic bands

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Speaker 6: during a special Vocals on Vocals edition of plenty of twenty. Okay,

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Speaker 6: it's pretty simple. I'll give you the name of a

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Speaker 5: I thought was a person. What I was thinking.

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Speaker 1: I have no idea.

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Speaker 5: If you say so, I have no idea.

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Speaker 4: They're they're friends, right, Yeah, I have no idea.

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Speaker 6: Let's go with Offset, Alexis said Offset, that is correct.

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Speaker 8: I was looking for.

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Speaker 6: Quavo is the loudest. Okay, that's why we're over to Brook. Now, Brook,

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Speaker 6: your band is the Doors being the lead singer of

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Speaker 6: the Doors, please, I know who this is.

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Speaker 1: It's Jim Morrison.

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Speaker 8: Are you sure?

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Speaker 6: It didn't sound like you were sure, Brook, said Jim Morrison.

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Speaker 6: I wanted to double check. Very nice of me, very

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Speaker 6: polite of me to double check with you. Let's go

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Speaker 6: to Jose. Jose, your band is cold Play? Tell me

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Speaker 5: Okay, I love the song Yellow.

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Speaker 6: I don't listen to Coldplay. Everybody I know bags for

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Speaker 5: You want to go to the concert, but it's good

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Speaker 6: I always His name is Chris, but I can't remember

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Speaker 5: He's so basic.

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Speaker 3: It's like Chris White, Chris Michaels, Chris Evans.

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Speaker 5: Chris mccumphrey, not as basic.

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Speaker 1: But where are you gonna go?

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Speaker 1: I'm saying Chris Evans.

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Speaker 6: Chris Evans is Captain America. We were looking for Chris Martin. Martin,

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Speaker 6: We're over to Jeffrey now, Jeffrey, please, no, this isn't

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Speaker 6: gonna go well, just please, Jeffrey. Your band is led Zeppelin?

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Speaker 6: Tell me the lead vocalist of led Zepp.

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Speaker 4: I thought that was a person you thought led Zeppelin

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Speaker 1: If you were going to enter you on backstage, you

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Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly what I would have said. Yeah, bled Zeppelin

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Speaker 5: Okay, so there's a different guy who leads that apparently, Well,

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Speaker 5: we're just gonna go with the most common name, Michael Myers.

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Speaker 6: Okay, Michael Myers, looking for Robert plant is the lead

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Speaker 5: Pretty close though I've ever heard that name in my life.

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Speaker 6: The only one who got one right is Today's winner.

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Speaker 2: Of There are a lot of music fans out there

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Speaker 5: If you're listening to us because you think we know music.

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Speaker 5: You need to go somewhere else. So, Brooke, you got

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Speaker 5: the only question right. You get to choose to get

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Speaker 5: shocked while singing Boulevard Have Broken Dreams by Green Day?

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Speaker 5: Whose lead singer is who.

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Speaker 6: Billy Corgan?

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Speaker 1: No Corgan is smashing punk?

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Speaker 5: Oh yes tomorrow, Okay, we're probably gonna need to do more.

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Speaker 5: Who's gonna sing the song? Brooke?

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Speaker 1: You are because you think every group is a single singer?

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Speaker 5: Okay, which one of the band members is named in sync?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll walk a lonely road, the only one that

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Speaker 5: Don't know where we go? That is your shot collar

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Speaker 7: Few minutes, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: You got an interesting piece of mail recently, not from

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Speaker 7: My mom knows.

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Speaker 4: She sent us an old piece of homework from when

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Speaker 4: Alexis was in middle school, where you write a letter

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Speaker 4: to your future self. Let's read it.

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Speaker 5: It says, dear future means oh wow, I bet you're

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Speaker 5: so happy and rich now and all you do is

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Speaker 5: eat chickam Nuggets.

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Speaker 1: Chicken Nuggets, middle school and kiss.

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Speaker 5: Your boyfriend zach Efron from high school musical on the Lips.

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Speaker 9: Oh yeah, dream big.

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Speaker 5: I can't wait to grow up and have my dream

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Speaker 5: job of being a lifeguard, but only for hot tubs.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, I was so smart.

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Speaker 5: See you in twenty years time, right, I think zach

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Speaker 4: Listening weird to get a glimpse into the mind of

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Speaker 4: We'll find out when we go around the room for

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Speaker 4: a brand new What's on your Mind. I never make

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Speaker 4: the same mistake twice. I make it seven eight times,

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Speaker 4: just to be really really yeah. Sure, Okay, no, No,

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Speaker 4: it's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. That's why we've

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Speaker 4: never cut this segment What's on your Mind, where we

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Speaker 4: share our personal lives and thoughts, no matter how terrible

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Speaker 4: of an.

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Speaker 5: Idea that may be. Starting with Brooke Brook, What's on

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Speaker 5: your Mind?

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you right now that Rotten Tomatoes, the

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Speaker 2: movie critic website, did me dirty this weekend, and.

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Speaker 1: I am not happy about it.

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Speaker 10: Why.

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Speaker 1: Pretty trustworthy because listen.

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Speaker 2: I don't get very many opportunities to sit down by

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Speaker 2: myself and watch a movie. I'd put the kids to bed,

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Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh my god, I can finally have

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Speaker 5: Yes, never I know.

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Speaker 1: And so I look up on Rotten Tomatoes, like I

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Speaker 1: want something fun and thrilling. What do they got that's new?

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Speaker 1: And this movie Rebel Ridge comes.

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Speaker 2: Up ninety five percent blah blah blah and the lead

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Speaker 6: So I'm like, oh, sure, your.

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Speaker 5: Movie, Rebel Ridge. I've never even heard of it.

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Speaker 1: Don't watch it. It is terrible, terrible, and it just

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Speaker 1: like it's one of those action ones where you're like,

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Speaker 2: And I sat there until one in the morning, and

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Speaker 2: then the end comes and somehow everybody lives happily ever after.

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Speaker 1: It makes no sense whatsoever.

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Speaker 5: No, I hate that movie.

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Speaker 1: It's not reflective of how life works.

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Speaker 1: Trust them more than I trust you.

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Speaker 3: Well, last month I met a girl online like I

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Speaker 2: So you hit some algorithm where it's only people on

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Speaker 3: I just want to make an announcement. If any girls

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Speaker 6: Actually, no, you're right, you're right.

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Speaker 5: I guess, alexis what's been on your mind.

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Speaker 1: So it was my roommate's birthday weekend. As her best friend.

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Speaker 11: And at this point I'm realizing, maybe I should just

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Speaker 7: Bait do you no?

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Speaker 6: No, no so much.

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Speaker 1: You go inside.

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Speaker 1: And I'm like yeah. She's like, I don't think I

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Speaker 8: Okay, show it was.

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Speaker 1: It came around some kids and a couple of middle

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Speaker 4: So if you haven't heard a lot of my what's

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Speaker 5: Your account, man, But I'm chilling at my house the

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Speaker 5: other day when I hear from outside a woman's blood

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Speaker 5: No? It made me freeze, like what was that?

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Speaker 4: I look out my window in my driveway is an

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Speaker 7: Help her.

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Speaker 5: It's loud to like help God, Please help me.

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Speaker 7: She crashed.

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Speaker 5: So I'm freaking out, Like what do I do?

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Speaker 4: Well, I walk out there because I'm nervous about what

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Speaker 2: I don't know what's going on, and the worst fight

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Speaker 6: Floats.

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Speaker 4: I go up and I knock on the side of

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Speaker 5: Her face is bright red though. She yells it's my

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Speaker 4: Job and I can't find your freaking package and what's

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Speaker 5: Like thank god.

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Speaker 4: So I'm like, I'm like, I go back into my house.

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Speaker 4: My adrenaline is pumping. She never gets my package to

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Speaker 4: It just seemed like maybe a bad match career wise.

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Speaker 5: It's the one address in the middle of the woods. Wrong,

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Speaker 5: there's only one house there.

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Speaker 1: Day gets sent to that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what's on our minds. Text in seven, eight, five,

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Speaker 4: nine two and tell us what's been on yours. It's

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Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 7: Look and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And did you

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Speaker 5: know that we have a Facebook? Well, yeah, it's social media.

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Speaker 1: We got got jeff I mean, your mom is all

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Speaker 4: Reason that we have it is so that my mother

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Speaker 4: control us mercilessly. We're getting a lot of texts in

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Speaker 4: at seven eighty five nine to two. One says, my

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Speaker 5: Oh sucks for you. Luckily Brook owns all the water

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Speaker 5: rights in your town. She made bank off of that.

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Speaker 5: Thank you very much.

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Speaker 1: Bank it ahead.

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Speaker 4: Another text says, I truly think that retired people get

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Speaker 5: I never thought of that.

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Speaker 1: I think it's stuck behind an older gentleman the other

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Speaker 6: On, bros?

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Speaker 1: Laughing himself. I think I have retirement plans just create chaos.

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Speaker 5: Another text says what's on my mind?

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Speaker 4: A few days ago, Jose responded to a message that

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Speaker 6: It's just sad.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, definitely go the opposite. I hope y'all stugger toes.

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Speaker 5: That's the spirit, Jose. We're gonna keep these good vibes,

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Speaker 7: Going, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: Years ago, we had an idea to try a fun

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Speaker 4: relationship segment called Battle of the Perfect Boyfriends, where two

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Speaker 5: Shockingly, zero women called.

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Speaker 4: But Weirdly, when we ask women to call in and

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Speaker 4: I mean, I'm still holding out help for a showdown

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Speaker 7: Dating app Then the question is whose love life is

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Speaker 5: It's Battle of the Tinder Dates.

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Speaker 4: It's the dating segment that's turning foam pool Noodles into

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Speaker 5: Trap Battle of the Tinder Dates, right where.

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Speaker 4: Two of our listeners square off to find out whose

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Speaker 4: in just a second, but first let's meet today's contestants

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Speaker 4: in this corner. His ideal first date is cuddling up

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Speaker 5: Video Born Again Glenny, what's up is that on VHS?

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Speaker 1: The DVD that you put on?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: On YouTube?

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Speaker 4: Brook wants to watch And in the other corner, after

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Speaker 6: To the right.

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Speaker 4: That's why the ladies call him italics Alex.

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Speaker 1: Hey, guys, ironically, kind of like a lefty.

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Speaker 5: Here's how the game works.

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Speaker 4: One contestant we'll start by telling one of their worst

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Speaker 4: date stories. Than the other will try and counter with

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Speaker 4: a nightmare story of their own. We're gonna go back

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Speaker 4: Pull noodles away. Let's get things started with Born Again Glenn.

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Speaker 5: Let's go.

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Speaker 12: Okay.

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Speaker 10: So I was out with this girl who asked if

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Speaker 1: Your name makes much sense now, all right?

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Speaker 8: She wants to pray, and anyway, I was just like okay, sure,

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Speaker 10: But then her prayer lasted for ten minutes. So she

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Speaker 5: Wow, I'm impressed.

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Speaker 1: You can remember that many names.

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Speaker 10: She even prayed for every single piece of brussels sprout

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Speaker 5: To mur my body and that piece that make it

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Speaker 9: So one time I was on a day with this

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Speaker 9: I didn't think anything of it. But then in the

455
00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:58,359
Speaker 9: middle of the date, I got a text from one

456
00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:01,880
Speaker 9: of my buddies saying, oh, you won't believe this hot

457
00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:04,280
Speaker 9: girl has just got a date with for tomorrow. And

458
00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:07,160
Speaker 9: he sends the picture of her, and it's the profile

459
00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:10,240
Speaker 9: picture of the girl I was on a date.

460
00:22:13,359 --> 00:22:15,119
Speaker 5: She was at the table.

461
00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:17,960
Speaker 1: Please tell me you took a picture of her sitting

462
00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:18,800
Speaker 1: across the.

463
00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:22,800
Speaker 8: Hi. I'm not that fly.

464
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,760
Speaker 4: I couldn't get a Hey, you and your friend could

465
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:27,080
Speaker 4: do the pool noodle trick together.

466
00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:29,879
Speaker 5: Let's go around too, Glenn, We're back to you.

467
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:34,160
Speaker 10: So I'm at dinner with this girl and she said,

468
00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:38,359
Speaker 10: before we start our official date, we need this, and

469
00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:42,760
Speaker 10: she pulls out a kitchen timer. What and she puts

470
00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:45,960
Speaker 10: the kitchen timer on the table and then explains to

471
00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:49,399
Speaker 10: me that sometimes in the past, dates has told her

472
00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:50,680
Speaker 10: that she talks too much.

473
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:54,520
Speaker 5: Shut up.

474
00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:57,720
Speaker 12: Yeah, before any story, she's gonna shet the kitchen timer

475
00:22:57,800 --> 00:22:58,639
Speaker 12: for two minutes.

476
00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:02,879
Speaker 8: And sure enough she did it and it worked.

477
00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:07,000
Speaker 1: Is not a positive.

478
00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:10,400
Speaker 4: Work, but she must like rush through all of her stories,

479
00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:12,280
Speaker 4: like okay, so I was going over here and then

480
00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:12,639
Speaker 4: I came to.

481
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:18,639
Speaker 12: That did happen? And then a few times she got

482
00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:21,840
Speaker 12: disappointed that she couldn't finish the story in time, But

483
00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:24,240
Speaker 12: then when the buzzer went off, she was like, okay,

484
00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:26,280
Speaker 12: well I respect the timer sold that ship.

485
00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:28,200
Speaker 5: All right, we're cutting you up at the time, or

486
00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:29,080
Speaker 5: Alex back to you.

487
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:30,400
Speaker 7: Yes.

488
00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:33,560
Speaker 9: So one time I was getting drinks with a girl

489
00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:36,600
Speaker 9: at a bar, but then she asked if she could

490
00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:40,040
Speaker 9: live stream her date for her Instagram followers.

491
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:42,560
Speaker 5: Oh wow, oh god, it's a lot on a date.

492
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:45,560
Speaker 9: I thought she was joking, so I was like, yeah, sure, whatever,

493
00:23:46,119 --> 00:23:49,600
Speaker 9: But she did it, and while she was live streaming,

494
00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:53,280
Speaker 9: she was getting questions and comments from her followers.

495
00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:57,600
Speaker 2: Yeah wait a minute, alexis are you on that stream

496
00:23:57,680 --> 00:23:58,200
Speaker 2: watching me?

497
00:23:58,400 --> 00:23:58,560
Speaker 7: Man?

498
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:00,879
Speaker 1: You love your d reality shows?

499
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:02,520
Speaker 5: Were comments?

500
00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:06,600
Speaker 9: Yeah, not really, one of the comments was like, oh,

501
00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:08,640
Speaker 9: you could do so much better.

502
00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:13,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm glad that they were lifting her up.

503
00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:18,680
Speaker 4: All right, we were on to our third and final round.

504
00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:20,960
Speaker 4: That means we need your best stories here, gentlemen.

505
00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:22,240
Speaker 5: Glenn, what have you got?

506
00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:23,000
Speaker 8: Okay?

507
00:24:23,359 --> 00:24:25,400
Speaker 12: I met a girl who told me she's really close

508
00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:26,119
Speaker 12: with our family.

509
00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:29,920
Speaker 5: Red flag Okay, sorry, sorry, keep going.

510
00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:33,680
Speaker 10: On our second date, she invited me to a group

511
00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:37,560
Speaker 10: activity with her family, and I'm thinking that's a little

512
00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:39,720
Speaker 10: early for this, but like, why not, I'll just be

513
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:42,080
Speaker 10: cool about it. So I go to her house and

514
00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:45,879
Speaker 10: I get introduced to her parents, her brother, and a

515
00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:48,320
Speaker 10: woman who said she was a therapist.

516
00:24:49,359 --> 00:24:49,560
Speaker 7: Huh.

517
00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:52,440
Speaker 8: So then we all shat down.

518
00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:55,480
Speaker 10: Together for a group family therapy session.

519
00:24:57,440 --> 00:24:58,359
Speaker 6: Well that's healthy on.

520
00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:00,040
Speaker 1: The first date, you but think about it. You you

521
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:01,160
Speaker 1: just got free therapy.

522
00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:05,240
Speaker 5: Hard you have like a big breakthrough in front of

523
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:05,680
Speaker 5: their family.

524
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:05,959
Speaker 7: Yea.

525
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:07,240
Speaker 1: Let me.

526
00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:09,479
Speaker 10: At first, I was thinking like, okay, I probably need

527
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:12,560
Speaker 10: to leave it. It was so weird that I just

528
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:15,760
Speaker 10: stayed because it was more entertaining than anything I'd find

529
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:16,320
Speaker 10: on Netflix.

530
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:18,760
Speaker 3: You knew you'd be able to tell the story, and

531
00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:19,720
Speaker 3: you did on the radio.

532
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:21,920
Speaker 4: Hey, do you mind if I grab some popcorn real quick.

533
00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:23,400
Speaker 4: But you keep talking about your child.

534
00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:26,359
Speaker 1: What did you say about her?

535
00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:27,560
Speaker 8: Alex?

536
00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:28,800
Speaker 5: This is our last chance.

537
00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:31,680
Speaker 9: One time I was out of dinner and in the

538
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:34,040
Speaker 9: middle of the date, she pulls out a book from

539
00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:37,360
Speaker 9: her purse, right, and she prefaces it like you're going

540
00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:38,520
Speaker 9: to think I'm crazy.

541
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:40,160
Speaker 1: Oh, it's always a good start.

542
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:41,000
Speaker 7: Yeah.

543
00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:44,000
Speaker 9: The whole thing is a scrap book, and on every

544
00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:47,679
Speaker 9: single page she printed out pictures from our dating profiles

545
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:51,879
Speaker 9: and put them on other people's bodies. It's like me

546
00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:53,960
Speaker 9: and her at the Eiffel Power.

547
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:59,680
Speaker 8: Like on a beach vacation. And then the last one

548
00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:01,920
Speaker 8: and there one with us with two kids in the park.

549
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:07,440
Speaker 5: Oh, congratulations on your family, dude, We're all proud for you.

550
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:08,960
Speaker 8: So there it is.

551
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:11,679
Speaker 4: That's the final bell that means the matches over judges.

552
00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:13,480
Speaker 4: Let's score this, alexis who's your vote for?

553
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:16,879
Speaker 1: I'm going Alex the live stream days run for Alex R.

554
00:26:17,359 --> 00:26:17,600
Speaker 7: Brook.

555
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:19,760
Speaker 1: I'm going Alex with a scrapbook girl.

556
00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:26,080
Speaker 4: Congratulations itals Alex, you are our red flag magnet of

557
00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:28,320
Speaker 4: the week and Brook will now give you one piece

558
00:26:28,359 --> 00:26:30,480
Speaker 4: of unsolicited, unhelpful dating advice.

559
00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:34,399
Speaker 1: Yep, yep, just be yourself.

560
00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:42,520
Speaker 4: Text in nine two if you want up here on

561
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:44,280
Speaker 4: the next edition of Battle of the Tender dates.

562
00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:45,440
Speaker 5: Your phone taps coming up.

563
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:47,720
Speaker 7: Right after this brooking Jeffrey.

564
00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:50,920
Speaker 4: In the morning, it is phone tap time, and today

565
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,280
Speaker 4: we call a woman who hired a carpet cleaner for

566
00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:55,680
Speaker 4: her house. She had to go to work, so she

567
00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:58,760
Speaker 4: left the door unlocked for him. And that was several

568
00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:01,959
Speaker 4: hours ago. So I'm sure in her mind there wouldn't

569
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:03,520
Speaker 4: be any issues, the carpets would be.

570
00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:07,560
Speaker 5: Cleaned, and he'd be long gone. Well, none of those happened.

571
00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:11,800
Speaker 4: In fact, he's still there calling about the unique situation

572
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:12,760
Speaker 4: that he's dealing with.

573
00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:18,560
Speaker 5: In your phone tap right now the twenties.

574
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:25,119
Speaker 8: Hello, Hi, Barbara, it's Barbara.

575
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:27,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what I said.

576
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:29,119
Speaker 9: Who's calling?

577
00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:33,760
Speaker 5: This is Stu on the carpet cleaner. You left the

578
00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:35,120
Speaker 5: door unlocked for me this morning?

579
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:37,600
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah, what's up? Stu?

580
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:37,960
Speaker 6: Hi?

581
00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:48,520
Speaker 5: So unfortunately I am still at your house. Hello, Yeah, sorry,

582
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:50,560
Speaker 5: I'm on my lunch break. One second.

583
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:53,040
Speaker 8: Where are you?

584
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:56,920
Speaker 5: I'm at your house? I said that.

585
00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,960
Speaker 8: Yeah, are you done with the cleaning?

586
00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:10,160
Speaker 5: Uh? Funny story about that, you know, Paleo the diet, Yeah,

587
00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:11,600
Speaker 5: in the diet.

588
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:13,360
Speaker 8: What does that have to do with my carpet?

589
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:15,320
Speaker 7: So what is that?

590
00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:16,320
Speaker 8: What are you slurping?

591
00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:21,600
Speaker 5: I'm on it? What I'm on the Paleo, Well, I

592
00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:22,440
Speaker 5: don't really care.

593
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:24,200
Speaker 2: I just my carpet's done.

594
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:27,080
Speaker 4: I know, but you need the full story, just for

595
00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:31,000
Speaker 4: context for what happened, because this is the diet's really strict,

596
00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:34,399
Speaker 4: where you can only eat really specific types of foods.

597
00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:38,440
Speaker 4: It's like, oh, it's the worst because somehow I haven't

598
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:40,240
Speaker 4: lost any weight, but my shoes fit better.

599
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:42,800
Speaker 8: What the hell are you talking about it?

600
00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:45,240
Speaker 5: Can you explain that? How is my waist the same

601
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:46,200
Speaker 5: but my feet shrunk?

602
00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:48,640
Speaker 8: So I don't care about your feet. I don't give

603
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:49,040
Speaker 8: a damn.

604
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:51,200
Speaker 13: I just want to know why you're still in my

605
00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:52,520
Speaker 13: house or what's going on.

606
00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:53,240
Speaker 8: With my carpets.

607
00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:57,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, so on Paleo, I'm like hungry all the time,

608
00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:00,800
Speaker 4: so I get really curious about what people have in

609
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:03,160
Speaker 4: their fridge. So I just went to take a quick

610
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:06,400
Speaker 4: look inside of yours. You looked at my fridge only

611
00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:09,160
Speaker 4: because I'm paleo curious, and you have the most delicious

612
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:10,960
Speaker 4: looking cheddar broccoli soup in there.

613
00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:14,479
Speaker 5: You took my soup well, and I didn't take all

614
00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:16,160
Speaker 5: of it, just like one helping.

615
00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:18,680
Speaker 8: Are you out of your mind?

616
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:20,360
Speaker 5: I saw it and it was calling to me. It

617
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:22,080
Speaker 5: was like, I'm Paleo friendly.

618
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:23,960
Speaker 9: Eat me. Oh my god.

619
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:27,320
Speaker 5: I'm still working on my self control with the new diet.

620
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:30,960
Speaker 4: But I was walking and eating like a moron, and

621
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:33,560
Speaker 4: I accidentally spilled some soup on the carpet.

622
00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:39,960
Speaker 9: Excuse me, Oh so good? Stop eating?

623
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:42,600
Speaker 4: The thing is I am a carpet cleaner, so I

624
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,640
Speaker 4: probably should know how to get out the stain.

625
00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:47,440
Speaker 8: What kind of a war?

626
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:48,680
Speaker 5: Cannot figure it out?

627
00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:52,120
Speaker 9: You can't even clean a soup spill that you just made.

628
00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:54,440
Speaker 8: It's not like it's set in clean the game.

629
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:57,920
Speaker 5: Here's why I have an idea. I think basically, your

630
00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:58,720
Speaker 5: carpet is.

631
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:02,240
Speaker 8: Yet it's better than the last one.

632
00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:05,800
Speaker 5: And I know, I know you're upset, but just very upset.

633
00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:09,680
Speaker 5: Hear me out. At this point, your carpet is essentially ruined.

634
00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:13,200
Speaker 5: But if you give me the name of the store

635
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:16,640
Speaker 5: where you bought the soup store, then I can call

636
00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:19,040
Speaker 5: them and ask what's in it, and then I'll know

637
00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:22,400
Speaker 5: what specific chemicals to use so I could get it out.

638
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:24,640
Speaker 13: You think you need to know that's the recipe for that?

639
00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:26,400
Speaker 13: They have to clean my carpet.

640
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:28,520
Speaker 5: You're actually right, that might not work.

641
00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:29,560
Speaker 3: This is.

642
00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:34,640
Speaker 5: So full transparency. Here's what I can do.

643
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:38,479
Speaker 4: I know this other carpet cleaning company. They're actually probably

644
00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:39,200
Speaker 4: better than us.

645
00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:40,080
Speaker 7: So I.

646
00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:44,840
Speaker 5: Can call them and ask if they know how to

647
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,680
Speaker 5: clean up the soup. You know, or you can I can.

648
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:50,440
Speaker 5: I can ask if they want to be hired by you,

649
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:52,920
Speaker 5: and then you can reach out to them.

650
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:55,600
Speaker 9: No, No, I want the carpet clean and you're paying

651
00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:55,800
Speaker 9: for it.

652
00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:57,520
Speaker 8: I'm not paying for this at all, ma'am.

653
00:30:57,760 --> 00:31:00,480
Speaker 5: I would never have you pay for some like this,

654
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:04,120
Speaker 5: but I will have to charge you two hundred dollars more.

655
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:07,040
Speaker 8: You're not getting a damn done. I will see you.

656
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:10,760
Speaker 5: Don't worry. I'll venmo you it back on Friday when

657
00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:11,440
Speaker 5: I get paid.

658
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:15,560
Speaker 8: You're a total dip. That's what you want you hear me?

659
00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:16,240
Speaker 8: All right?

660
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:21,200
Speaker 4: Man, you're being pretty difficult right now, especially since this

661
00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:23,200
Speaker 4: is just a prank call and we're just trying to

662
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:23,960
Speaker 4: have some fun with you.

663
00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:25,920
Speaker 5: So I don't know what the big deal is.

664
00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:31,480
Speaker 4: Did you say, Frank, Yeah, I'm eating soup right now

665
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:33,920
Speaker 4: and I'm on the radio with Brooke and Jeffery.

666
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:40,000
Speaker 5: In the morning. This is a phone tap. Oh god,

667
00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:44,320
Speaker 5: your husband, Neil. He set you up.

668
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:47,800
Speaker 4: He said that your anniversary is coming up, and he

669
00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:50,760
Speaker 4: said he could never surprise you and he thought this

670
00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:52,040
Speaker 4: might be a fun way to do it.

671
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:54,400
Speaker 5: So happy anniversary.

672
00:31:55,160 --> 00:32:03,400
Speaker 4: Oh gosh, this is a really good soup though. Oh

673
00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:08,440
Speaker 4: my god, I'm ditching paleo. I'm going full scheddar broccoli diet.

674
00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:16,160
Speaker 7: The wake up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings

675
00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:19,240
Speaker 7: on the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

676
00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:22,680
Speaker 5: When you end a first date with someone and there's

677
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:26,680
Speaker 5: no kiss, but you have that looming question in your mind,

678
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:27,840
Speaker 5: wondering am.

679
00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:30,440
Speaker 4: I gonna be going out with this person again? Oh yeah,

680
00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:33,800
Speaker 4: let's say you're in the middle. How do you find

681
00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:35,360
Speaker 4: out what they're thinking?

682
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:40,520
Speaker 5: Oh no, that's actually tapping their phone.

683
00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:43,960
Speaker 4: I think that's a leak like surveillance. Yeah, yeah, we're

684
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,440
Speaker 4: not doing that yet. One of our listeners came up

685
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:48,840
Speaker 4: with a little trick that forces the guy, in a

686
00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:51,760
Speaker 4: polite way to reveal where his head is at.

687
00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:54,040
Speaker 1: Interesting, we've never.

688
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:55,320
Speaker 5: Heard this on the show before.

689
00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:57,719
Speaker 4: You're gonna hear it for the first time, and then

690
00:32:57,760 --> 00:33:00,760
Speaker 4: we'll find out if it actually worked in your second

691
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:01,560
Speaker 4: date update.

692
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:07,040
Speaker 5: Right after this second date update, got an email from

693
00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:08,520
Speaker 5: a woman named Monica.

694
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:12,040
Speaker 4: Who said she can't believe she's not getting another date

695
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:17,200
Speaker 4: with lips like these. That was all I had to

696
00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:20,480
Speaker 4: read before I told our producer to contact this woman

697
00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:21,200
Speaker 4: right now.

698
00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:22,360
Speaker 8: Monica.

699
00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:25,120
Speaker 5: Use those lips to say hello to the Brook and

700
00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:26,040
Speaker 5: Jeffrey family.

701
00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:32,400
Speaker 1: Hello, you sound luscious, Yes, luscious lips. Shout out your filler, lady,

702
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:35,600
Speaker 1: that's too much.

703
00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:36,920
Speaker 6: He's like, hi everyone.

704
00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:40,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, what do you mean lips like these from your email?

705
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:46,160
Speaker 13: I mean they are very beautiful, fullulent, natural.

706
00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:48,360
Speaker 1: I love your confidence coming into this.

707
00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:51,040
Speaker 4: That sounds like it's been a little bit shook because

708
00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:52,280
Speaker 4: this guy isn't calling you back.

709
00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:52,920
Speaker 5: What's his name?

710
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:53,720
Speaker 8: Yea?

711
00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:56,640
Speaker 5: So tell us about Nick and how you met.

712
00:33:57,600 --> 00:34:00,600
Speaker 13: Yeah, we met on one of the apples, so of course,

713
00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:04,320
Speaker 13: but we started to meet up for some drinks.

714
00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:07,840
Speaker 1: Okay, do you do any lip prep before a first date?

715
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:16,160
Speaker 13: Maybe I actually was working and I was an hour late. Oh,

716
00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:22,160
Speaker 13: I was stuck at work. But I did let him

717
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:24,400
Speaker 13: know in advance.

718
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:26,680
Speaker 1: Like in advance enough where he wasn't sitting at the

719
00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:27,719
Speaker 1: restaurant or.

720
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:29,640
Speaker 5: Right before the hour mark happened.

721
00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:34,200
Speaker 13: Given about twenty minutes before. I thought I was going

722
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:36,319
Speaker 13: to get out there because you know where we're going.

723
00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:38,919
Speaker 13: It's near where I work and everything, so I thought

724
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:39,719
Speaker 13: I was going to be there.

725
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:43,680
Speaker 1: But okay, such, that's not like the worst it could be.

726
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:46,800
Speaker 5: Well, what was Nick's reaction when you said you're running

727
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:47,600
Speaker 5: an hour behind?

728
00:34:48,719 --> 00:34:51,279
Speaker 13: Well it wasn't. I just said I was running late.

729
00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:58,439
Speaker 13: He said he'll see there, and then it turned into an.

730
00:34:58,400 --> 00:34:58,960
Speaker 12: Hour, so.

731
00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:02,520
Speaker 1: He was sitting there waiting for me.

732
00:35:02,719 --> 00:35:05,839
Speaker 13: I told him that it was work deadline. He said,

733
00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:07,360
Speaker 13: take your time. I understand.

734
00:35:07,719 --> 00:35:10,640
Speaker 1: I'll be here because he has to say that, you know,

735
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:13,719
Speaker 1: like he actually waited an hour for you.

736
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:16,160
Speaker 13: Yeah, pretty much.

737
00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:18,720
Speaker 6: Man, was the date awkward?

738
00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:20,400
Speaker 5: Like was he upset at all?

739
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:23,960
Speaker 13: If he was, he didn't say anything or didn't look

740
00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:27,640
Speaker 13: like it. So yeah, so we had our good conversations

741
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:31,839
Speaker 13: some he ordered sushi, and then the night was still

742
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,560
Speaker 13: kind of young. So I was like, well around the corner,

743
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:38,200
Speaker 13: there is this really good spot to go dancing. He

744
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:40,239
Speaker 13: seemed excited because he was like, oh my gosh, I

745
00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:41,160
Speaker 13: haven't done that years.

746
00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:41,560
Speaker 6: Yeah.

747
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:45,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, he seriously was excited to go out dancing.

748
00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:47,520
Speaker 1: You don't believe a man likes to dance, Jeffrey, you

749
00:35:47,640 --> 00:35:48,200
Speaker 1: love dancing.

750
00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:52,080
Speaker 5: After after he waited an hour, they had dinner and drinks,

751
00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:54,719
Speaker 5: and then he's like, I never danced, but I guess

752
00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:56,879
Speaker 5: this time I will. Yeah, for the first time.

753
00:35:57,239 --> 00:35:57,439
Speaker 7: Yeah.

754
00:35:57,480 --> 00:35:59,600
Speaker 13: I don't think that he was making it up. He

755
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:02,040
Speaker 13: seemed he was genuinely interested in doing it.

756
00:36:02,239 --> 00:36:06,600
Speaker 5: He's a good liar. Okay, her lips are yeah right, yeah,

757
00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:07,399
Speaker 5: he'll follow those.

758
00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:10,319
Speaker 2: Anyways, waiting for kid, was it like a club type

759
00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:13,360
Speaker 2: of dancing or was it like country or Latin?

760
00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:18,000
Speaker 13: No, it was in a hotel. You know, they have

761
00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:21,319
Speaker 13: like a little lounge area. But once we got there

762
00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:24,560
Speaker 13: we sat down, there was like fire pits, you know.

763
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:25,720
Speaker 8: It was a whole vibe.

764
00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:29,440
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, so like more romantic than what I pictured

765
00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:31,880
Speaker 2: in my head, like with fire pits and stuff.

766
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:34,160
Speaker 5: I was picturing like poles going up.

767
00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:40,080
Speaker 13: No, I would not take him to the club.

768
00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:45,360
Speaker 5: Okay, So did you actually dance at this dance club?

769
00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:45,960
Speaker 7: Yeah?

770
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:49,920
Speaker 13: Like I got up and started dancing. He decided he

771
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:52,560
Speaker 13: didn't want to dance, even though I trying to coax.

772
00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:55,359
Speaker 5: Him up, but needed It's stupid question.

773
00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:57,759
Speaker 4: Were other people dancing too or was it just you

774
00:36:57,960 --> 00:36:59,960
Speaker 4: can imagine like the fire pits and everything.

775
00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:01,880
Speaker 13: You know, I am a person. I will watch my

776
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:03,520
Speaker 13: own drum me.

777
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:08,880
Speaker 1: Okay, And then you show up to a place and

778
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:09,480
Speaker 1: no one else.

779
00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:12,440
Speaker 5: If you've ever hung out with brook out, then you

780
00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:13,440
Speaker 5: know what this is like.

781
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:15,480
Speaker 1: Did how can you not move your body when there's

782
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:22,800
Speaker 1: good music? I mean, sure, dude, I have no shame

783
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:24,080
Speaker 1: in my dancing game.

784
00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:26,120
Speaker 4: Well maybe maybe that could have been a little bit

785
00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:28,560
Speaker 4: awkward for him to just be sitting there while you

786
00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:31,799
Speaker 4: were the only person in the entire room dancing, or.

787
00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:34,240
Speaker 2: Maybe it was awkward that and that's why he didn't.

788
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:36,560
Speaker 2: But you would think that, wouldn't he be impressed by

789
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:37,640
Speaker 2: her confidence and.

790
00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:39,279
Speaker 1: Her like zest for life?

791
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:43,280
Speaker 5: You're really hoping for that, Brook You don't.

792
00:37:43,239 --> 00:37:46,800
Speaker 13: Think You don't really think that somebody would want to live.

793
00:37:47,239 --> 00:37:51,080
Speaker 1: That's right, Okay, live your life like no, it's good.

794
00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:53,719
Speaker 5: You were leading the charge on having fun that night.

795
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:54,680
Speaker 5: How did you two end it?

796
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:58,880
Speaker 13: Well, I go hi back to where his car was

797
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:03,319
Speaker 13: and I gave him a hug. But I showed him

798
00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:05,600
Speaker 13: my phone. It was his profile picture from the dating app,

799
00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:06,640
Speaker 13: and I was just like.

800
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:07,880
Speaker 9: Well, what do I do with this?

801
00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:09,320
Speaker 1: Oh, that's a funny question.

802
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:11,719
Speaker 13: Do I delete or do I keep?

803
00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:16,880
Speaker 5: Make them tell you he's like delete it? What did

804
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:17,279
Speaker 5: he say?

805
00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:19,880
Speaker 13: He said, do whatever you like?

806
00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:24,200
Speaker 1: That could be car, I don't know what was your vibe.

807
00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:25,840
Speaker 1: Did that feel like a good answer to you?

808
00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:29,279
Speaker 13: I mean, I wasn't sure. He just got this car

809
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:30,520
Speaker 13: and rolled out.

810
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:32,600
Speaker 5: Oh well, he could be trying to play hard to

811
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:34,439
Speaker 5: get where it's like, yeah, you know, do whatever you want,

812
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:40,080
Speaker 5: so hard to get he's not even calling her.

813
00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:44,360
Speaker 1: Possible and he'll say some men don't know how to

814
00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:45,480
Speaker 1: play the line on that one.

815
00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:48,920
Speaker 5: You know, maybe he just like was nervous and he

816
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:50,560
Speaker 5: didn't know what to say. That's why he had to

817
00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:50,880
Speaker 5: get out.

818
00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:52,600
Speaker 1: He didn't say, don't call it radio stations.

819
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:56,400
Speaker 5: If he didn't want that, he should have set the

820
00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:57,400
Speaker 5: boundaries early on.

821
00:38:57,680 --> 00:38:59,759
Speaker 4: So we're gonna call him whether he likes it or not.

822
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:03,520
Speaker 4: Practically try and get those lips a second date.

823
00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:08,880
Speaker 5: Update after this hold on second date update.

824
00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:14,120
Speaker 4: Doesn't every romantic movie end with the dude hopping in

825
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:16,640
Speaker 4: his car, peeling out, yelling do.

826
00:39:16,719 --> 00:39:17,439
Speaker 6: Whatever you want.

827
00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:18,120
Speaker 1: I don't care.

828
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:22,560
Speaker 5: They should in that.

829
00:39:22,719 --> 00:39:25,720
Speaker 4: Way, it'd be way more realistic, because that's what happened

830
00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:28,480
Speaker 4: to one of our listeners. Monica who showed up an

831
00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:31,080
Speaker 4: hour late to her date with Nick, but once she

832
00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:33,839
Speaker 4: finally arrived, they had a good time, that is till

833
00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:35,719
Speaker 4: the end of the night, when he kind of hopped

834
00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:37,680
Speaker 4: in his vehicle, left in a hurry, and didn't seem

835
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:42,080
Speaker 4: very enthusiastic about meeting up another time. Yeah, Brooke, didn't

836
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:44,439
Speaker 4: your husband come home late smelling like sushi and fire

837
00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:45,200
Speaker 4: pits recently?

838
00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:47,080
Speaker 5: Or is that just the new scent from Old Spice?

839
00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:48,840
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, he doesn't eat sushi.

840
00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:51,239
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, the Old Spice scent.

841
00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:56,239
Speaker 1: Okay, he only likes really bland chicken breast. It's not him.

842
00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:58,560
Speaker 5: We'll rule that one out. Yeah, I'm not sure what

843
00:39:58,760 --> 00:40:01,400
Speaker 5: went wrong with Nick. Do you have any theories?

844
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:02,640
Speaker 8: No?

845
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:06,279
Speaker 12: I actually really thought that everything was great, Okay.

846
00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:09,719
Speaker 2: I mean, I mean maybe we're reading too far in

847
00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:12,400
Speaker 2: Jeffrey into that do whatever you want line, because it

848
00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:13,960
Speaker 2: could have been like it depends on.

849
00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:16,640
Speaker 1: Tone, right, It could be like do whatever you want,

850
00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:18,520
Speaker 1: like you know, like I hope.

851
00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:25,680
Speaker 5: It wasn't like that, or it could have been do

852
00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:30,520
Speaker 5: whatever you want, whatever you need, a lot of emotions

853
00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:31,279
Speaker 5: that could have been.

854
00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:34,399
Speaker 4: We have no idea. We got to just reach out

855
00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:37,600
Speaker 4: to Nick. And see where his head is at. You ready, Monica,

856
00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:39,000
Speaker 4: it could just.

857
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:39,440
Speaker 7: Be his thing.

858
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:40,680
Speaker 5: We call him and he picks up and he's like,

859
00:40:40,719 --> 00:40:45,160
Speaker 5: do whatever you want? Yeah, just catchphrase. Let's find out.

860
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:46,160
Speaker 5: I'm going to dial his number.

861
00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:46,520
Speaker 8: Here we go.

862
00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:58,640
Speaker 7: Hello, Hey, is this nick.

863
00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:00,640
Speaker 9: Uh?

864
00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:03,280
Speaker 5: Yes, you don't have to be afraid.

865
00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:06,440
Speaker 4: We're just a friendly neighborhood radio show called Brook and

866
00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:11,719
Speaker 4: Jeffrey in the Morning. Don't fear us, we're here.

867
00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:13,080
Speaker 1: What is this.

868
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:16,279
Speaker 5: This is a segment that we're doing.

869
00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:20,080
Speaker 4: It's called a second Date Update, and we're reaching out

870
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:22,520
Speaker 4: because you went out with one of our listeners the

871
00:41:22,600 --> 00:41:23,720
Speaker 4: other night named Monica.

872
00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:25,920
Speaker 1: Remember Monica with the good lips?

873
00:41:28,239 --> 00:41:29,760
Speaker 8: I mean I remember Monica.

874
00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:35,239
Speaker 4: She remembers you too, and she had a great time

875
00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:38,440
Speaker 4: hanging out with you the other night. Was thinking that

876
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:40,440
Speaker 4: there was going to be another date that came from it,

877
00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:43,200
Speaker 4: but it hasn't happened yet. So really we're trying to

878
00:41:43,239 --> 00:41:44,960
Speaker 4: help her figure out if there's a reason for that.

879
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:48,880
Speaker 8: She thought there was going to be another date. Cool.

880
00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:59,279
Speaker 5: Wow, cool Wow, We're okay, We're good. We're kind of

881
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:01,960
Speaker 5: about to miss for her, but we don't know what

882
00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:04,359
Speaker 5: the reason is. If there is one, maybe you could

883
00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:07,080
Speaker 5: help help us understand because it doesn't either.

884
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:09,279
Speaker 1: Sounds like it should be really obvious to her and

885
00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:09,680
Speaker 1: it's not.

886
00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:12,879
Speaker 8: I mean, I assume you talked to her. I don't

887
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:13,640
Speaker 8: know what she's told you.

888
00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:16,279
Speaker 1: She did say she was an hour late, is that?

889
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:16,799
Speaker 7: Yeah?

890
00:42:17,719 --> 00:42:19,319
Speaker 8: Yes, she was over an hour late.

891
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:21,960
Speaker 1: I can't believe you waited.

892
00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:27,320
Speaker 8: I was there early. I was already there when she texted.

893
00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:27,480
Speaker 7: Me.

894
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:30,399
Speaker 2: Oh, you were there twenty minutes early, because she said

895
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:31,520
Speaker 2: she texted twenty minutes.

896
00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:32,000
Speaker 1: Don't do that.

897
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:36,320
Speaker 8: Oh no, yeah, I got there early because it's a

898
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:39,200
Speaker 8: busy place. Parking's kind of tough. I want her to

899
00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:42,839
Speaker 8: be comfortable. I wanted to be ready when she was there.

900
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:44,520
Speaker 1: Okay, that is really thoughtful.

901
00:42:44,719 --> 00:42:46,680
Speaker 5: But she didn't ask you to get there twenty minutes early,

902
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:49,279
Speaker 5: so you can't blame it on her. This is why

903
00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:49,560
Speaker 5: you're not.

904
00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:51,279
Speaker 2: Supposed to be You can leave me not about the hour,

905
00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:53,839
Speaker 2: not the hour to one. Yes, it does sound from

906
00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:56,040
Speaker 2: her description that you guys were able to move past that.

907
00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:57,560
Speaker 1: I mean, she definitely felt bad.

908
00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:01,919
Speaker 8: You know, I get it. Stuff happens, so I thought,

909
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:03,960
Speaker 8: you know, i'd give it a shot. See how things go.

910
00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:06,640
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, how was the rest of the date.

911
00:43:06,719 --> 00:43:10,520
Speaker 8: After she got there, well, you know, pretty quickly I

912
00:43:10,719 --> 00:43:13,839
Speaker 8: regretted not ever talking to her on the phone beforehand.

913
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:19,560
Speaker 8: For moment one, the vibes are just real bad.

914
00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:21,200
Speaker 5: Okay, the attitude.

915
00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:22,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you mean?

916
00:43:22,719 --> 00:43:25,640
Speaker 8: Well, she comes in hot, She's like, sorry, I'm late.

917
00:43:26,239 --> 00:43:28,359
Speaker 8: You should know I never eat after six?

918
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:30,359
Speaker 1: Oh is it after six?

919
00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:30,719
Speaker 8: Wait?

920
00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:31,640
Speaker 1: Is it after six?

921
00:43:31,719 --> 00:43:34,960
Speaker 8: At this point, it's around seven, Like we planned on

922
00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:39,359
Speaker 8: getting dinner at sick Okay, I think she eats all

923
00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:39,880
Speaker 8: my food?

924
00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:42,759
Speaker 5: Wait, what what do you mean?

925
00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:45,879
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'd already ordered it because she was like, I'm

926
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:48,080
Speaker 8: on my way, and I was like, the food'll be

927
00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:51,600
Speaker 8: here ready for her. Oh no, and she's like, no,

928
00:43:51,680 --> 00:43:53,440
Speaker 8: I'm not gonna eat any of it, and then proceeds

929
00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:54,080
Speaker 8: to eat all of it.

930
00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:58,759
Speaker 2: She's not cheap, dude, I mean, but the good news

931
00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:01,080
Speaker 2: is you weren't ordering for just yourself right when you

932
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:02,960
Speaker 2: put the order in when she was arriving, you were

933
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:03,600
Speaker 2: planning on her.

934
00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:06,680
Speaker 8: Dyah, I was planning out her eating roughly half of it.

935
00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:13,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, eat faster than keep up. Wait, what do you

936
00:44:13,239 --> 00:44:13,880
Speaker 1: mean how about you?

937
00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:17,799
Speaker 8: She eat She ate all of it, She ate my half,

938
00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:21,080
Speaker 8: She ate her hat there was also the wine.

939
00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:22,880
Speaker 5: She drank all the wine.

940
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:26,160
Speaker 8: The waitress came up and asked if she would like

941
00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:29,239
Speaker 8: a drink. She doesn't even look at the server, and

942
00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:32,319
Speaker 8: it's just like, give me a cab That's what she yelled.

943
00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:34,279
Speaker 8: She'll give me a cab, like a cabernet.

944
00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:35,920
Speaker 5: Okay, what's wrong with that?

945
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:39,879
Speaker 8: The server didn't ask what kind, and she just goes

946
00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:43,160
Speaker 8: give me the best waves her hand and goes give

947
00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:48,680
Speaker 8: me the best three glasses. Later, she's like, let's do another,

948
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:52,880
Speaker 8: and I'm like, no, I think you're done. I think

949
00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:53,879
Speaker 8: you're cut off at three.

950
00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:55,600
Speaker 1: Bad day.

951
00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:58,839
Speaker 8: It worked for her, it was getting so expensive.

952
00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:02,360
Speaker 9: Oh my god, I heard enough of this little Oh.

953
00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:08,399
Speaker 5: Okay, you are lie. Hold on, Monica, whoa man? Slow

954
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:11,239
Speaker 5: down a little bit, Nick, I need to inform you

955
00:45:11,480 --> 00:45:13,880
Speaker 5: just real quick. That's Monica. She's been quietly waiting on

956
00:45:13,960 --> 00:45:14,480
Speaker 5: the other line to.

957
00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:17,280
Speaker 8: Jump in and talk to youthing should be the other answer.

958
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:20,840
Speaker 13: I've been over here seating because he is a liar.

959
00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:23,480
Speaker 13: I ate everything.

960
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:27,880
Speaker 8: Really, you had not one iota of that sushi.

961
00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:31,440
Speaker 13: You didn't have a couple of cocktails, your damn self.

962
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:32,680
Speaker 8: Are you already?

963
00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:34,480
Speaker 5: Okay? Monica?

964
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:35,160
Speaker 7: You know I.

965
00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:40,279
Speaker 5: Appreciate your passion. Let's let Nick respond to you.

966
00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:48,399
Speaker 8: Nick Monica as always, that's a pleasure somebody, which specifically

967
00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:50,839
Speaker 8: I made up from that story because I'm pretty sure

968
00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:52,480
Speaker 8: I told the truth. I didn't make up anything.

969
00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:54,400
Speaker 13: You had no sushi?

970
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:57,440
Speaker 8: You had no sushi? Yeah, you ate all of it.

971
00:45:57,600 --> 00:46:00,600
Speaker 8: I didn't have time to eat any other There is

972
00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:01,440
Speaker 8: no shame in that.

973
00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:03,520
Speaker 12: He's over there a major painting.

974
00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:05,800
Speaker 13: Okay, I'm just shoveling it in.

975
00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:06,719
Speaker 8: Were you?

976
00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:10,880
Speaker 2: I think it's fine, Like maybe you just were so

977
00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:13,480
Speaker 2: excited about the date you just weren't paying attention to

978
00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:15,640
Speaker 2: his needs whatever.

979
00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:18,279
Speaker 13: He had some food, Okay, he's making things.

980
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:22,560
Speaker 1: She's saying that the whole time.

981
00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:28,600
Speaker 8: She also thought I was ugly, told you now, I don't.

982
00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:31,400
Speaker 1: Believe you there, she told you ugly to your face,

983
00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:34,160
Speaker 1: right yeah, like I would call you ugly.

984
00:46:34,239 --> 00:46:36,279
Speaker 8: But I'm calling a radio ship because I won in

985
00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:36,919
Speaker 8: another date.

986
00:46:37,080 --> 00:46:37,400
Speaker 1: Okay.

987
00:46:38,120 --> 00:46:41,239
Speaker 8: You you couldn't believe anybody would message me on my

988
00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:42,080
Speaker 8: dating purpose.

989
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:45,360
Speaker 1: Who did you say that?

990
00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:47,560
Speaker 8: I mean, yeah, he said he would get a lot

991
00:46:47,600 --> 00:46:49,560
Speaker 8: of messages. I was a little shocked, But you know.

992
00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:52,440
Speaker 5: You think it's a.

993
00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:55,920
Speaker 2: I mean, a man who waits an hour for a

994
00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:58,040
Speaker 2: date probably doesn't have a lot of other options.

995
00:46:58,200 --> 00:47:01,200
Speaker 6: Oh, I mean that is I mean that is a.

996
00:47:01,239 --> 00:47:03,920
Speaker 5: Dig I'm sorry we're focusing so much on the negatives here.

997
00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:06,560
Speaker 5: There must have been some positive things that you liked

998
00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:07,279
Speaker 5: about the date.

999
00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:10,320
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, I remember. One thing would happen on the

1000
00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:12,600
Speaker 8: date is I asked if a medical assistant was the

1001
00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:14,480
Speaker 8: same as a nurse, and you just told me to

1002
00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:18,480
Speaker 8: google it's asking questions.

1003
00:47:18,520 --> 00:47:20,440
Speaker 13: I mean that's what Google is them for.

1004
00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:24,800
Speaker 8: You said your job was as a medical assistant, and

1005
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:26,600
Speaker 8: I was making conversation.

1006
00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:29,960
Speaker 13: I made the conversation back google it.

1007
00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:32,279
Speaker 1: I kind of like that. I might steal that too,

1008
00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:36,000
Speaker 1: someone's like personality, you know, like what is that you're like?

1009
00:47:36,040 --> 00:47:36,480
Speaker 13: Google it?

1010
00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:39,320
Speaker 2: I wish more than anything, I was a table sitting

1011
00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:41,200
Speaker 2: next year table on the first.

1012
00:47:41,120 --> 00:47:43,799
Speaker 1: Day, watching the whole dancing at the club happening. Yeah,

1013
00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:45,840
Speaker 1: we didn't even get to the dance.

1014
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:49,239
Speaker 12: I'm good.

1015
00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:54,160
Speaker 1: Love it was a hotel lobby for Nick.

1016
00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:57,800
Speaker 5: All right, So this this whole call is kind of

1017
00:47:57,840 --> 00:47:58,759
Speaker 5: getting away from us.

1018
00:47:58,840 --> 00:47:59,000
Speaker 6: Here.

1019
00:47:59,120 --> 00:48:01,839
Speaker 4: We were who being that, after like the hour long

1020
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,719
Speaker 4: bounce back, that we could maybe salvage this and there's

1021
00:48:04,719 --> 00:48:05,480
Speaker 4: still a chance.

1022
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:08,080
Speaker 13: I'm about to go out with him.

1023
00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:09,480
Speaker 9: I'm gonna go out with liars.

1024
00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:15,640
Speaker 5: Well, he's not a liar. He's an ugly liar, at

1025
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:17,000
Speaker 5: least according to Monica.

1026
00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:18,480
Speaker 1: So we should give your words.

1027
00:48:19,080 --> 00:48:19,560
Speaker 8: Your words.

1028
00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:20,279
Speaker 12: I didn't say that.

1029
00:48:21,719 --> 00:48:23,359
Speaker 8: I know what you did.

1030
00:48:23,719 --> 00:48:24,920
Speaker 1: You did all I can do.

1031
00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:27,840
Speaker 5: All I can do here is offered to send you

1032
00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:29,160
Speaker 5: guys out on another date.

1033
00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:30,520
Speaker 7: And I'm good.

1034
00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:34,840
Speaker 1: We figured Monica, you are a spirited woman and I

1035
00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:35,560
Speaker 1: appreciate you.

1036
00:48:35,800 --> 00:48:36,160
Speaker 7: You know what.

1037
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:38,800
Speaker 8: I've already had some kissers anyway, so it doesn't matter.

1038
00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:42,719
Speaker 5: You've been kissing. Plus ask him for this.

1039
00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:44,360
Speaker 1: I got a roster.

1040
00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:45,760
Speaker 8: I am like NBA.

1041
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:47,120
Speaker 13: You gotta have a startin fot.

1042
00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:51,200
Speaker 5: All right, Oh my god, we just got come from

1043
00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:52,600
Speaker 5: the team nicky been bench dude.

1044
00:48:52,640 --> 00:48:55,840
Speaker 8: I'm sorry, man, How will I ever get over it?

1045
00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:58,320
Speaker 5: Rooking Jeffrey in the morning?

1046
00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:01,759
Speaker 4: Does anybody else think Monica is going to look back

1047
00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:03,840
Speaker 4: at this as the one that got away?

1048
00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:06,319
Speaker 1: You're the only one, are you sure?

1049
00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:09,879
Speaker 4: Here's a man who allows you to be as late

1050
00:49:09,960 --> 00:49:12,600
Speaker 4: as you want, eat all of the suits. She on

1051
00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:16,359
Speaker 4: the plate, drink the best wine in the entire establishment,

1052
00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:19,400
Speaker 4: and then she puts down his dating profile.

1053
00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:24,320
Speaker 1: Wow on it but he didn't tell her. He was

1054
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:25,960
Speaker 1: like super passive aggressive about it.

1055
00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:28,239
Speaker 5: That's as polite as you can get as a man.

1056
00:49:28,320 --> 00:49:32,359
Speaker 5: You don't tell her exactly what you're thinking, buddy.

1057
00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:35,200
Speaker 4: Yes, if Monica really does have a roster, I wonder

1058
00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:37,480
Speaker 4: when we're going to be hearing from her power forward

1059
00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:39,080
Speaker 4: or her shooting guard.

1060
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:40,040
Speaker 5: Next, Like, who knows.

1061
00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:42,520
Speaker 1: I don't know that she's ever going to come back

1062
00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:46,040
Speaker 1: for our help. Yeah, she does really enjoyed her.

1063
00:49:46,040 --> 00:49:48,120
Speaker 3: So I bet you what she takes a center of

1064
00:49:48,239 --> 00:49:49,800
Speaker 3: for days. He eats the most, So he's probably the

1065
00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:51,359
Speaker 3: most fun to go out with because they're big.

1066
00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:54,080
Speaker 5: They're huge. Yes, she sounded pretty fired up by it,

1067
00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:55,600
Speaker 5: so I just hope she doesn't take it out on

1068
00:49:55,680 --> 00:50:01,560
Speaker 5: the rest of her team. You can always, Yeah, take

1069
00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:04,040
Speaker 5: your dating struggles out on us. We don't mind.

1070
00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:06,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, you'll call that person who wasn't calling you back

1071
00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:08,120
Speaker 4: and go check out all of our second dates wherever

1072
00:50:08,160 --> 00:50:09,840
Speaker 4: you get your podcasts at Brook and.

1073
00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:12,320
Speaker 7: Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1074
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:16,560
Speaker 4: Have you always wanted a very high stress job without

1075
00:50:16,640 --> 00:50:18,360
Speaker 4: putting in the effort to earn it?

1076
00:50:19,080 --> 00:50:19,239
Speaker 2: Uh?

1077
00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:22,160
Speaker 1: Why are we gonna make a lot of money doing it?

1078
00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:22,440
Speaker 8: Why?

1079
00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:23,120
Speaker 1: Would we want that.

1080
00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:24,920
Speaker 5: I have some good news for you.

1081
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:28,200
Speaker 4: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, because the FAA

1082
00:50:28,640 --> 00:50:31,560
Speaker 4: just said, screw it. You no longer have to take

1083
00:50:31,600 --> 00:50:34,960
Speaker 4: our training academy to become an air traffic controller.

1084
00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:40,319
Speaker 5: Hut no longer required, dude.

1085
00:50:40,320 --> 00:50:43,520
Speaker 2: They've already said, like, look at all the almost misses

1086
00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:46,439
Speaker 2: and stuff on runways because they let one plane drive

1087
00:50:46,520 --> 00:50:47,280
Speaker 2: and the other one.

1088
00:50:47,239 --> 00:50:49,000
Speaker 1: Goes and nobody else stop lights.

1089
00:50:49,160 --> 00:50:50,640
Speaker 5: Yes, why is that happening?

1090
00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:53,880
Speaker 4: Because they've had huge shortages in people signing up to

1091
00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:56,759
Speaker 4: take the position. So many controllers have had to be

1092
00:50:56,960 --> 00:51:00,319
Speaker 4: working six or seven day weeks of mandatory over time

1093
00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:05,000
Speaker 4: and they're totally burned out, totally exhausted. They just don't

1094
00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:08,040
Speaker 4: have enough staff. So the FAA thought, we know how

1095
00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:11,160
Speaker 4: to fix this. Let's cut the training. Let's put some

1096
00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:14,160
Speaker 4: amateurs up in that tower. Give them a shot at

1097
00:51:14,239 --> 00:51:16,680
Speaker 4: managing seven hundred active flights all at once.

1098
00:51:17,080 --> 00:51:18,320
Speaker 5: They'll be fine.

1099
00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:21,759
Speaker 6: When we were servers, he left it a server for

1100
00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:22,400
Speaker 6: this dream.

1101
00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:27,680
Speaker 3: It took him years of college and studying it, and

1102
00:51:27,800 --> 00:51:30,480
Speaker 3: he's now an air traffic control. I'm so proud of him,

1103
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:32,880
Speaker 3: But to think that I could be there next to him,

1104
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:34,960
Speaker 3: in the booth in the next six months would be hilarious.

1105
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:39,040
Speaker 3: Show up and I'm like, what's up, bro, I was

1106
00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:42,160
Speaker 3: just doing comedy now looking us it's idea.

1107
00:51:42,640 --> 00:51:44,719
Speaker 1: Wait, there's supposed to be another play coming in right

1108
00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:45,319
Speaker 1: after this one.

1109
00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:47,120
Speaker 6: They looked yees.

1110
00:51:47,280 --> 00:51:47,480
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1111
00:51:48,040 --> 00:51:50,480
Speaker 4: I mean jose Alexis and I didn't have any broadcast

1112
00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:53,000
Speaker 4: training or schooling before we got hired on the radio.

1113
00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:55,719
Speaker 5: And this show is somewhat listenable.

1114
00:51:56,080 --> 00:51:56,279
Speaker 8: Yeah.

1115
00:51:56,640 --> 00:51:58,560
Speaker 5: We only go off the air, like what one or

1116
00:51:58,600 --> 00:52:00,279
Speaker 5: two times a day, Max, Listen.

1117
00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:03,800
Speaker 1: We are in control of people's actual lives, Jeffrey.

1118
00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:07,040
Speaker 2: There's no repercussions here, like if you mess up as

1119
00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:08,719
Speaker 2: air traffic controller, people die.

1120
00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:10,880
Speaker 1: Osey is just kidding it.

1121
00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:13,480
Speaker 5: Why don't you parallel park out on the the gate?

1122
00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:21,319
Speaker 5: Travel just got more fun?

1123
00:52:21,719 --> 00:52:21,959
Speaker 9: Yeay.

1124
00:52:22,520 --> 00:52:25,000
Speaker 5: Laser Stories is coming up right after this.

1125
00:52:30,640 --> 00:52:33,200
Speaker 4: It's the radio segment that's taking your snack game to

1126
00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:40,000
Speaker 4: the next level with liquid Doritos. Finally enjoy the bold,

1127
00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:44,360
Speaker 4: cheesy flavor of Doritos blended into a delicious, thick smoothie

1128
00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:49,919
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1129
00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:53,000
Speaker 4: with Laser Stories mean, the more.

1130
00:52:52,840 --> 00:52:56,000
Speaker 1: I think about it does sound like tostitos queso dip. Yeah,

1131
00:52:56,160 --> 00:52:59,840
Speaker 1: you know which I do love try it.

1132
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Speaker 4: It's the radio segment where we read weird news stories

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Speaker 4: around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've

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Speaker 4: got a laser and those other cheese skezes just don't.

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Speaker 5: This first laser story is out of joystick junction.

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Speaker 4: If you're wondering what hot video games the kids are

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Speaker 4: playing these days, one of them is Tetris What the

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Speaker 4: original NES version?

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Speaker 7: Wait?

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Speaker 2: I thought that it went out of business or something

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00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:25,360
Speaker 2: they like stopped making it.

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Speaker 4: Remember last year, a thirteen year old in Oklahoma became

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Speaker 4: the first person to beat Tetris?

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Speaker 7: What they beat it?

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Speaker 1: I don't remember this at all.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it was a viral clip.

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Speaker 4: And when I say beat, it's a loose tern because

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Speaker 4: the game never really ends. It eventually just goes until

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Speaker 4: it freezes up.

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Speaker 7: Right.

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Speaker 4: He made it to level one hundred and fifty seven

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Speaker 4: when it finally crashed.

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Speaker 1: That is so hot people do that? How they switch

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Speaker 1: the boxes quick enough to get him into the.

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Speaker 4: Spot videos while it's like nobody can do it until then,

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Speaker 4: only Ai had been able to accomplish the feat.

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Speaker 5: That was an until last weekend.

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Speaker 1: What happened.

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Speaker 4: Jess, a sixteen year old kid using the alias Dog

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Speaker 4: playing Tetris, became the first person to achieve rebirth using

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Speaker 4: a crash resistant version of the game whoa So? Rebirth

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00:54:15,320 --> 00:54:18,440
Speaker 4: is when you get so far that the game rolls

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Speaker 4: all the way back to the ultra slow level zero?

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Speaker 5: Oh crazy?

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Speaker 1: Did you go so fast that finally you don't even

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Speaker 1: know how.

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Speaker 4: To play the slow vers his run, Michael's run took

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Speaker 4: over eighty minutes. He completed two hundred and fifty five

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Speaker 4: levels of the game, clear three thousand, three hundred lines,

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Speaker 4: and immediately realized he'd achieved the first mythical rebirth live

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Speaker 4: in front of hundreds of viewers on Twitch.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Why am I so.

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Speaker 1: Proud of him? I like, it's a one video game

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Speaker 1: that I can relate to.

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Speaker 5: She freaked out about it.

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Speaker 4: But even with all the excitement, he was able to

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Speaker 4: keep the game going another forty minutes since it was.

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Speaker 5: Super slow again. Oh yeah right, so yeah.

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Speaker 4: He finally topped out with a total of four two

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Speaker 4: hundred and sixteen lines and a record twenty nine point

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Speaker 4: four million points. Afterward, he was quoted as saying, Oh

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Speaker 4: my god, I'm so glad that game is over.

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Speaker 7: Bro.

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Speaker 5: I never want to play this game again. Bro, I

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00:55:21,840 --> 00:55:23,200
Speaker 5: was starting to lose my mind.

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Speaker 8: Bro.

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Speaker 1: Wait, that could be a quote from literally any teenage

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Speaker 1: boy right now.

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Speaker 4: Bro, Michael, you are a hero to millions out there.

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Speaker 4: Congratulations on your Tetris victory. Let's go to your next

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Speaker 4: laser story out of Korea. The other night, a sixty

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Speaker 4: year old man was seen swerving in between lanes and

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Speaker 4: got stopped by cops for a dui.

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Speaker 7: So.

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Speaker 4: Police came up to his window and asked if he'd

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Speaker 4: been drinking. He replied no, and then they asked him

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Speaker 4: to exit the car for a field sobriety test. But

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Speaker 4: the second he got out, he cracked open a bottle

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Speaker 4: of liquor and drank it right there on the spot.

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Speaker 1: I can't prove you were drunk while driving. I think what,

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Speaker 1: I don't know? That's a pearl.

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Speaker 5: Officer told me what.

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00:56:19,640 --> 00:56:23,960
Speaker 4: Alexis is actually right, Once the man exited the vehicle,

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Speaker 4: he's technically not driving anymore. And then if he drinks

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Speaker 4: booze while the cops capture it on their body, camp,

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Speaker 4: police and judges aren't.

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Speaker 5: Able to prove what his blood alcohol level was when

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Speaker 5: he was driving.

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Speaker 4: Sorry, it's a technicality and the evidence was brought to

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Speaker 4: a judge, so he was completely cleared of the DUI.

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Speaker 5: I'm a little bit scared. Alexis knews that night immediately

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Speaker 5: he did do.

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Speaker 1: It and then run into a field and start drinking

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Speaker 1: when they got pulled over.

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Speaker 5: I'm just saying that memory locked right up into.

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Speaker 3: His brain exactly what you would have for something else

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Speaker 3: at that point.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, I haven't done it. I just feel

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Speaker 1: like you're in a field with.

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Speaker 6: Some white clocks.

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Speaker 5: Drinking in front of a police officer is.

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Speaker 2: Not a crime, no, I know, but there's gotta be

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Speaker 2: some sort of like you're in the middle of an

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Speaker 2: arrest or you're open container.

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Speaker 1: It's like something.

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Speaker 5: But here's the thing.

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Speaker 4: People all over Korea, because of the laws there are

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Speaker 4: hiding small to medium sized bottles of liquor in their

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Speaker 4: car unopened so that doesn't break the law, just in

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Speaker 4: case they get pulled over. We have never heard of

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00:57:31,240 --> 00:57:36,400
Speaker 4: the hack happening here. Apparently one friend.

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Speaker 1: Can anyone do a background check on her before we hired?

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Speaker 4: We should go check like her car right now to

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Speaker 4: see if there's quote any unopened bottles in there.

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Speaker 1: Well, that's just because I'm going to a party there.

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Speaker 6: Again.

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Speaker 4: Next laser story out of Halloween Headquarters. Who are you

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Speaker 4: gonna call for a sugar rush this Halloween?

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Speaker 1: No, Lexus, don't trust your Apparently.

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Speaker 5: This year it's krispy Kreme.

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00:58:08,360 --> 00:58:13,280
Speaker 4: They just announced they'll be releasing their special edition Ghostbuster donuts.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because that's more sugar.

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Speaker 4: I'm showing my co host a picture of it right now.

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00:58:18,800 --> 00:58:20,480
Speaker 4: It'll be up on our instance stories if you want

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Speaker 4: to see it. But it's a limited edition set that

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Speaker 4: includes a Ghostbusters Cookies and Cream donut made with real oreos,

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Speaker 4: a Slimer Special, which is a purple and green concoction

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Speaker 4: with lemon flavored green filling. Wow, that sounds so good,

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Speaker 4: along with a staypuffed marshmallow Man pull apart donuts. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I like when Krispy Kreme does stuff like this, But seriously,

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00:58:44,240 --> 00:58:46,120
Speaker 3: the originals fresh are.

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Speaker 1: So good it's hard to beat them.

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Speaker 5: You don't need to do anything else.

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Speaker 1: But they're cute, super cu Yeah, and you're coming to

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Speaker 1: a party looking cute.

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Speaker 6: That's true.

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Speaker 5: Like buy one for a kid or something, and then

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Speaker 5: by a dozen for yourself. That's not all beyond the donuts.

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Speaker 4: Krispy Kreme is also releasing a chilling new drink, the

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Speaker 4: Slimer's slim Aid.

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Speaker 5: Which comes in a signature ecdoplasm.

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Speaker 1: Green hue that outs natural Jeff Yeah.

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Speaker 4: And if that doesn't satisfy your Halloween snack pack, the

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Speaker 4: makers of airheads are releasing a.

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00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:22,800
Speaker 5: Candy scented foot spray. It's called Trick or Treat Smell

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Speaker 5: My Feet.

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00:59:25,520 --> 00:59:28,600
Speaker 4: The can is actually shaped like a foot, and it's

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Speaker 4: supposed to smell exactly like cherry flavored airheads.

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Speaker 3: For trigger treaters.

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Speaker 6: That's perfect every kid's foot.

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Speaker 14: Oh, handing that out instead of candy, they say it's

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Speaker 14: actually for the parents with smelly feet who have to

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Speaker 14: accompany their children on Halloween this year because the average

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Speaker 14: trick or treater.

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Speaker 4: Walks almost two miles, so you're gonna build up a

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Speaker 4: lot of sweat inside those shoes.

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Speaker 1: Treats Smell my Feet.

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Speaker 4: Since it's not something most people will ever actually want,

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Speaker 4: you can't buy it. Oh, they're doing a limited run

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Speaker 4: and giving them away through their website only.

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Speaker 1: And oh, it's free.

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Speaker 5: It's free if you can get your hands on one

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Speaker 5: of the limited editions.

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Speaker 1: The limited editions, and if you do get.

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Speaker 5: A can lookout because I mean, if you think that

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Speaker 5: might attract ants, Yeah, you have no idea what's going

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01:00:21,520 --> 01:00:26,920
Speaker 5: to be following you home. No, it's a little bit

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01:00:26,960 --> 01:00:27,280
Speaker 5: more than that.

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01:00:27,400 --> 01:00:31,040
Speaker 4: That's the sound of a turtle smelling somebody's feet after

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Speaker 4: drink or treating. It means Laser Stories has come to

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Speaker 4: an end for the day. We'll do it again, same time.

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Speaker 7: On Friday, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: Brand new player to the show today. His name is Alexander,

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01:00:49,440 --> 01:00:52,520
Speaker 4: and he has been listening to us for eight years,

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01:00:55,240 --> 01:00:59,800
Speaker 4: playing along every single day in his car. Alexander has

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Speaker 4: dreamed of one day making it onto the showing Brook.

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Speaker 1: Today's the day, Broiday. Yeah, I thought for a second

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01:01:12,120 --> 01:01:14,280
Speaker 1: his phone dropped off the first day.

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Speaker 5: What a tragedy.

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Speaker 4: No, today we are making a young boy's dream come true. Alexander.

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01:01:20,200 --> 01:01:23,120
Speaker 5: I want you to stand up, throw those metal leg

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01:01:23,200 --> 01:01:26,000
Speaker 5: braces off to the side, and walk right up to

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01:01:26,160 --> 01:01:28,200
Speaker 5: Brook and take her down.

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01:01:28,320 --> 01:01:30,120
Speaker 1: Why did I just picture him as Forrest Gums?

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01:01:30,960 --> 01:01:32,160
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, she's walking.

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01:01:32,480 --> 01:01:32,920
Speaker 8: They're off.

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01:01:32,960 --> 01:01:37,640
Speaker 4: I'm a hobble, hobble right across the finish line to

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01:01:37,760 --> 01:01:41,560
Speaker 4: victory today. All right, Brook's gonna hobble out of the studio.

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01:01:41,680 --> 01:01:43,760
Speaker 4: We're gonna get to the questions. You got thirty seconds.

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01:01:43,840 --> 01:01:45,960
Speaker 4: Answer as many as possible. If you don't know when,

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01:01:45,960 --> 01:01:47,600
Speaker 4: you can say pass. But you have to beat her

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01:01:47,640 --> 01:01:49,480
Speaker 4: out right if you want to win. Are you ready?

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01:01:49,840 --> 01:01:50,120
Speaker 8: Let's go.

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01:01:50,400 --> 01:01:53,800
Speaker 5: Let's make some history today. Your time starts now on

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01:01:53,920 --> 01:01:54,240
Speaker 5: this day.

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01:01:54,240 --> 01:01:56,840
Speaker 4: In two thousand and six, YouTube was purchased for one

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01:01:56,880 --> 01:02:01,760
Speaker 4: point six billion dollars by what Tech Giant. What instrument

1318
01:02:01,880 --> 01:02:07,120
Speaker 4: is known as the grandfather of the Brass family. Translated

1319
01:02:07,160 --> 01:02:10,840
Speaker 4: from Spanish, the word amor means what in English love.

1320
01:02:11,080 --> 01:02:12,840
Speaker 4: Three countries share a border with Spain.

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01:02:13,120 --> 01:02:13,640
Speaker 5: Name one.

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01:02:15,080 --> 01:02:18,400
Speaker 4: The first ever Lollapalooza music festival debuted in which decade.

1323
01:02:20,800 --> 01:02:22,880
Speaker 4: What is the only state in America to never reach

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01:02:22,920 --> 01:02:29,480
Speaker 4: a temperature below zero degrees fahrenheit California. All right, Alexander

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01:02:29,560 --> 01:02:33,080
Speaker 4: really exercised the pass option. I can appreciate that. Now

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01:02:33,160 --> 01:02:35,600
Speaker 4: Brooks may come back into the studio. Unless she got

1327
01:02:35,680 --> 01:02:38,959
Speaker 4: distracted out there by another child and leg braces.

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01:02:39,160 --> 01:02:39,920
Speaker 6: Dropped her glasses.

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01:02:40,160 --> 01:02:43,520
Speaker 5: Oh, she can't her classes. She's running into a wall.

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Speaker 6: Somebody help her.

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01:02:45,400 --> 01:02:55,960
Speaker 5: Somebody help brook out there. Alexander got her nervous I

1332
01:02:56,080 --> 01:02:56,640
Speaker 5: know I'm.

1333
01:02:56,520 --> 01:02:59,720
Speaker 2: Getting text about after school pickup, and then some kids

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01:02:59,800 --> 01:03:01,920
Speaker 2: are not going, and now our kids don't know that

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01:03:01,960 --> 01:03:02,600
Speaker 2: they're not going.

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01:03:02,720 --> 01:03:03,479
Speaker 1: It's all a mess.

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01:03:03,640 --> 01:03:05,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, because.

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01:03:05,560 --> 01:03:08,840
Speaker 5: Now we are in the fall time. You like fall, right, Brook?

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01:03:09,040 --> 01:03:09,280
Speaker 1: Sure?

1340
01:03:10,360 --> 01:03:12,720
Speaker 5: I mean honestly attitude.

1341
01:03:13,040 --> 01:03:16,560
Speaker 1: I like summer better. Like the slow death season to me,

1342
01:03:18,040 --> 01:03:18,880
Speaker 1: just slowly dying.

1343
01:03:19,040 --> 01:03:21,640
Speaker 5: This is the time when haunted houses start popping up.

1344
01:03:21,760 --> 01:03:25,600
Speaker 4: And apparently Alexander is really into haunted houses.

1345
01:03:25,680 --> 01:03:25,880
Speaker 7: Why.

1346
01:03:26,240 --> 01:03:27,560
Speaker 8: I just like getting scared a lot.

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01:03:27,640 --> 01:03:27,800
Speaker 6: Man.

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01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:30,240
Speaker 4: Well, if you want to see something really scary, just

1349
01:03:30,320 --> 01:03:31,640
Speaker 4: come to the studio early.

1350
01:03:31,680 --> 01:03:33,720
Speaker 5: You could see Brook before she puts her makeup on.

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01:03:35,320 --> 01:03:39,520
Speaker 1: Jeffrey that was not needed. Spun you tomorrow.

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01:03:40,040 --> 01:03:42,920
Speaker 5: Yeah all right, Brook, it's your turn. Are you ready?

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01:03:43,120 --> 01:03:43,320
Speaker 8: Yes?

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Speaker 5: Your ready? For blood starts now on this day.

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Speaker 4: In two thousand and six, YouTube was purchased for one

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Speaker 4: point six billion dollars by what.

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Speaker 5: Tech giant Facebook. What instrument is known as the grandfather

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Speaker 5: of the Brass family. The Tuba, translated from Spam, is

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Speaker 5: the word amor means what in English. Three countries share

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Speaker 5: a border with Spain, name one Portugal.

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Speaker 4: The first ever La La Palooza music festival debuted in

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Speaker 4: which decade nineties? What's the only state in America to

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Speaker 4: never reach a temperature below zero degrees fahrenheit Florida?

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Speaker 1: All right, I should have gone Hawaii.

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Speaker 5: Ah, did it too late to change your answers? Now

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Speaker 5: they're locked in, and let's head on over to the

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Speaker 5: scoreboard to see how you did with Jose.

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Speaker 1: I'll be back.

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Speaker 7: I'll be back there. Hey, you're cuted.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that is a.

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Speaker 5: Little bird and I follow it on Instagram and it's

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Speaker 5: so cute.

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Speaker 1: Brook.

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Speaker 3: Oh, by the way, we're still playing on Alexander, you

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Speaker 3: got one correct today?

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Speaker 4: Heyday, it's okay, first try it so always tough on

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Speaker 4: the first go and brook yep.

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Speaker 1: Well she's experienced and she got full.

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Speaker 5: Roasted.

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Speaker 4: You there, Alexander, let's go over the answers for everybody

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Speaker 4: on this day. In two thousand and six, YouTube was

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Speaker 4: purchased for one point six billion.

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Speaker 5: Dollars by Google.

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Speaker 4: I knew that YouTube is now valued at over four

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Speaker 4: hundred billion dollars.

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Speaker 5: Crazy, a four hundred percent increase from when they.

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Speaker 1: Foul did we have YouTube TV? And I love it?

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Speaker 5: It really is.

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Speaker 4: The instrument known as the grandfather of the Brass Family

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Speaker 4: is the Tuba that translated from Spanish amore means love.

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Speaker 4: The three countries that share border with Spain are France, Portugal,

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Speaker 4: and Andorra would have accepted any of those. The first

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Speaker 4: ever Lollapaloosa Music festival, debuted in the nineties. Happens every

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Speaker 4: year now in Chicago.

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Speaker 6: I was older than that.

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Speaker 4: The only state in America to never reach a temperature

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Speaker 4: below zero degrees fahrenheit is Hawaii. The lowest temperature ever

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Speaker 4: recorded there was twelve degrees.

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Speaker 5: That's nineteen seventy nine.

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Speaker 4: Alexander wasn't enough to beat Brooke today, But just for playing,

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Speaker 4: we are going to send you a twenty five dollars

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Speaker 4: Disney gift card, valid at any Disney resort, theme park

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01:05:52,960 --> 01:05:54,360
Speaker 4: or online in the Disney Store.

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Speaker 2: Wooo, I mean first experience Ears in the making, Alexander.

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Speaker 1: How are you feeling?

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Speaker 8: I feel like I should have been able to play

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Speaker 8: you a little better. But I'll be back for sure, all.

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Speaker 6: Right, Yeah, welcome you back.

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Speaker 5: Put those leg braces back on, build up that strength again.

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Speaker 8: All right.

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Speaker 5: We'll be back to do Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow.

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Speaker 7: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning