1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:03,400 Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season thirty two, episode 2 00:00:03,400 --> 00:00:06,680 Speaker 1: two of Daily's Eight Guys. Here. We're May twenty second, 3 00:00:06,760 --> 00:00:09,960 Speaker 1: two eighteen. My name is Jack O'Brien aka Jumping Jack 4 00:00:10,039 --> 00:00:14,320 Speaker 1: Cheese Derrito's Flavor, and I'm thrilled to be joined by 5 00:00:14,440 --> 00:00:18,840 Speaker 1: my co host, Mr Miles Gray. Can feel it coming 6 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:26,640 Speaker 1: in the yet nice oh Lo and Miles been grading 7 00:00:26,800 --> 00:00:31,880 Speaker 1: for this moment for Oh, thank god, highest, thank you 8 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:34,879 Speaker 1: so much, Chapman, Rice a k goddess. I saw you 9 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:37,120 Speaker 1: blacked out over the weekend and hit me with just 10 00:00:37,880 --> 00:00:40,199 Speaker 1: us with so many aks. I appreciate that when your 11 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:42,639 Speaker 1: genius visits you and you were able to just get 12 00:00:42,680 --> 00:00:46,239 Speaker 1: it all out there on Twitter. So shout out to Chapman. Uh. Personally, 13 00:00:46,240 --> 00:00:49,239 Speaker 1: I think that one was too short. But no, no, 14 00:00:49,240 --> 00:00:51,240 Speaker 1: they're gonna get little off too soon. They are gonna 15 00:00:51,280 --> 00:00:53,560 Speaker 1: get up. We're thrilled to be joined in our third 16 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:58,160 Speaker 1: seed by the hilarious Ja Keith Fan Stratton. Hi, everybody, Hello, 17 00:00:58,720 --> 00:01:00,600 Speaker 1: how are you? I'm well? Why do an A K 18 00:01:00,760 --> 00:01:05,600 Speaker 1: A or a film? Do you have? Uh? This guy, 19 00:01:06,520 --> 00:01:10,440 Speaker 1: I was not inform in case you have one already, 20 00:01:10,440 --> 00:01:12,360 Speaker 1: I don't know. Do you have a nickname ever? Uh, 21 00:01:12,800 --> 00:01:17,680 Speaker 1: used to be called daddy, mostly by myself, which interesting. 22 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:21,920 Speaker 1: We'll get into that later, yes, much later. Uh. What 23 00:01:22,080 --> 00:01:24,440 Speaker 1: is something from your search history that is revealing about 24 00:01:24,440 --> 00:01:27,679 Speaker 1: who you are? I actually have been for the last 25 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:30,120 Speaker 1: three months of working a day job where I produced 26 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:32,240 Speaker 1: content for a television game show where I have to 27 00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:35,240 Speaker 1: write trivia questions and jokes and so that requires a 28 00:01:35,240 --> 00:01:39,000 Speaker 1: lot of googling, and so actually I've been sending uh 29 00:01:39,120 --> 00:01:42,319 Speaker 1: my weird Google searches to my lady friend every time 30 00:01:42,360 --> 00:01:44,600 Speaker 1: they come up, and I believe the last one that 31 00:01:44,640 --> 00:01:49,520 Speaker 1: I have was what do pimps Wear? Which in and 32 00:01:49,520 --> 00:01:52,240 Speaker 1: of itself is not that interesting, but the auto complete 33 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:54,600 Speaker 1: I thought was because when I put in what pimps wear, 34 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:57,600 Speaker 1: it was what pimps wear? What do pimps wear? What 35 00:01:57,640 --> 00:02:00,600 Speaker 1: shoes do pimps whear? What color do pim swear? What 36 00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:04,560 Speaker 1: do female pimp swear? So I accidentally learned something before 37 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:06,919 Speaker 1: I even hit I like the idea of the shoes 38 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:09,440 Speaker 1: that like, you got the whole outfit right, But what 39 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:11,920 Speaker 1: is the sensible footwear for a pimp? I mean it 40 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:13,679 Speaker 1: depends on what idea you have. You know, is that 41 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:16,960 Speaker 1: the John Magic wand idea like the super fly yea 42 00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:20,280 Speaker 1: some sort of an animal skin boot, yeah, or you 43 00:02:20,280 --> 00:02:23,200 Speaker 1: know crazy platform with the goldfish in the heel or something. Right, 44 00:02:23,639 --> 00:02:25,760 Speaker 1: And did you find the answer to your question the 45 00:02:25,960 --> 00:02:28,600 Speaker 1: what you were searching for? Like, I did you know 46 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:29,880 Speaker 1: what I was trying to find? I was trying to 47 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:32,720 Speaker 1: find what is the name of the the stick that 48 00:02:32,760 --> 00:02:34,960 Speaker 1: they carry that's not exactly a cane and it's not 49 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:39,080 Speaker 1: exactly a scepter, but maybe it is a scepter, the pimpcine. 50 00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:41,959 Speaker 1: Maybe it's pimpcaine. Yeah, Wellether, you're according to the problematic 51 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:47,040 Speaker 1: bad costumes that you can sup hashtag pimpkine. Alright, what 52 00:02:47,120 --> 00:02:50,120 Speaker 1: is something that you think is over it? I think 53 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:55,200 Speaker 1: treadmills that do any advanced features are incredibly overrated. I 54 00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:57,400 Speaker 1: have a I bought a used treadmill from the Sears 55 00:02:57,400 --> 00:03:00,080 Speaker 1: outlet store maybe eight or ten years ago total. It 56 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:02,400 Speaker 1: works fine. Every time I travel and I use a 57 00:03:02,520 --> 00:03:05,800 Speaker 1: fancy hotel or Jim treadmill, there's absolutely no advantage other 58 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:07,280 Speaker 1: than the fact that it's much heavier and it has 59 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:10,760 Speaker 1: more blinking lights and whatnot. It's the same thing. It's 60 00:03:10,760 --> 00:03:14,040 Speaker 1: exactly remulating running for me. Right then, it's fulfilled its 61 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:17,200 Speaker 1: promises walking or like yes, because now they have ones 62 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:19,680 Speaker 1: that it's like run through the Alps or and ship 63 00:03:19,720 --> 00:03:21,400 Speaker 1: like that? Is that the cycling one. I feel like 64 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:23,280 Speaker 1: everything now is trying to be like, don't you want 65 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:26,919 Speaker 1: to run somewhere other than wherever your treadmill is, We're 66 00:03:26,919 --> 00:03:29,000 Speaker 1: simulating a race or something. Not good. I'm good. And 67 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,640 Speaker 1: even the one I have. The advanced feature at the 68 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:33,600 Speaker 1: time was it had it was iPod compatible, which just 69 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:35,920 Speaker 1: meant that it has really crappy speakers in it that 70 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:38,200 Speaker 1: you can plug it into, and even that it's completely 71 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:40,640 Speaker 1: overrated and it's like all you need, all you need 72 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:44,720 Speaker 1: is for those of you who haven't heard of headphone. Yeah, yeah, no. 73 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:48,080 Speaker 1: I like my treadmill to like blow cold air in 74 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:49,800 Speaker 1: my face and like kick me and the shins like 75 00:03:49,840 --> 00:03:52,920 Speaker 1: on then a race, you know, just get the full vibe. 76 00:03:53,040 --> 00:03:55,680 Speaker 1: I never use any advanced option other than speed and inclined, 77 00:03:55,680 --> 00:03:57,760 Speaker 1: and I don't think anyone else needs to. Yeah, exactly. 78 00:03:57,880 --> 00:03:59,880 Speaker 1: There is one thing that I've had with shitty t 79 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:03,360 Speaker 1: mills where if you're heavy enough when you step on 80 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:08,600 Speaker 1: the treadmill, it'll like stop the belt briefly and it's 81 00:04:08,760 --> 00:04:12,480 Speaker 1: pretty awkward. Well that's a bad treadmill. I'm not saying 82 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:16,200 Speaker 1: that you're not red that. I'm just saying anything with 83 00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:18,680 Speaker 1: a more advanced feature other than it writes the basic 84 00:04:18,720 --> 00:04:21,320 Speaker 1: requirement of of treading mill. And that cause it didn't 85 00:04:21,360 --> 00:04:23,160 Speaker 1: sound like the tread part work. Well, maybe it's the 86 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:26,200 Speaker 1: mill partner. I'm not totally sure. What is something that 87 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:30,080 Speaker 1: you think is underrated? Hammocks? I got a hammock a 88 00:04:30,160 --> 00:04:32,360 Speaker 1: couple of years ago, and every time I lay down 89 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:35,359 Speaker 1: in it, I am as as happy and relaxed as 90 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:37,720 Speaker 1: I am. I am angry that it did not have 91 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:39,640 Speaker 1: this in my life until the moment that I did. 92 00:04:39,960 --> 00:04:44,040 Speaker 1: The hammock lifestyle is completely underrated. It changes your perspective 93 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:46,600 Speaker 1: on everything, It makes everything better. There is not a 94 00:04:46,640 --> 00:04:48,560 Speaker 1: time when I would not rather be in a hammock. 95 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:51,960 Speaker 1: I agree. My friend had a wedding in the woods 96 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:53,919 Speaker 1: and there are a bunch of hammocks set up, like 97 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:56,719 Speaker 1: as part of this sort of summer camp vibe, and 98 00:04:56,960 --> 00:04:59,000 Speaker 1: my girlfriend I got in a hammock like stayed in 99 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:01,679 Speaker 1: it for like three hours straight or like we need 100 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:06,320 Speaker 1: this always. Uh, And now I've got two hammocks because 101 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:08,200 Speaker 1: that's the way to live and you can. It helps you. 102 00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:11,479 Speaker 1: It's like a double It's like a double, like a 103 00:05:11,480 --> 00:05:13,440 Speaker 1: double white. He's a double white hammock. You know, I'm 104 00:05:13,440 --> 00:05:16,080 Speaker 1: doing pretty well. So yeah, we just set it up 105 00:05:16,080 --> 00:05:19,000 Speaker 1: in our backyard and it helps you, Like it gives 106 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:21,000 Speaker 1: you a reason to just stay outside much longer than 107 00:05:21,040 --> 00:05:23,640 Speaker 1: normally if you just have chairs or whatever. People are 108 00:05:23,640 --> 00:05:26,800 Speaker 1: so impressed. It's it's the proportion of the effort and 109 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:29,320 Speaker 1: cost it took to acquire and set up to the 110 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:34,080 Speaker 1: enjoyment and the amount that impresses guests is crazy. Yeah, right, exactly. 111 00:05:34,120 --> 00:05:38,599 Speaker 1: People like people are so impressed. I once had a 112 00:05:38,640 --> 00:05:41,600 Speaker 1: hundred dollars and went on Greg's list. It's like, well, 113 00:05:41,640 --> 00:05:45,400 Speaker 1: one of the oldest things forms of furniture ever impressed 114 00:05:45,440 --> 00:05:47,919 Speaker 1: and not recommended enough. My wife and I have his 115 00:05:48,080 --> 00:05:51,760 Speaker 1: and hers bathtubs outdoor bathtubs, just sitting next to each other, 116 00:05:51,880 --> 00:05:57,520 Speaker 1: like the just looking at each other. Wait, so on 117 00:05:57,560 --> 00:06:00,320 Speaker 1: the hammocks. Do you guys have cloth hammocks? Are they 118 00:06:00,520 --> 00:06:03,200 Speaker 1: the string hammock? I go, I have a string hammock, 119 00:06:03,240 --> 00:06:05,400 Speaker 1: string hammock made baby. I can't remember. There's one huge 120 00:06:05,440 --> 00:06:07,000 Speaker 1: company I think in Maine or something. That makes all 121 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:10,000 Speaker 1: of the high quality uh rope hammocks. I have one 122 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:11,800 Speaker 1: like that that's on a metal frame. And then I 123 00:06:11,839 --> 00:06:13,840 Speaker 1: also have like the sort of camping kind you can 124 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:16,159 Speaker 1: just throw out if you have the straps between true trees. 125 00:06:16,240 --> 00:06:17,920 Speaker 1: I bought one of those, and I've yet to use 126 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:19,840 Speaker 1: it because the last time I went camping, there was 127 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:21,919 Speaker 1: nowhere to put it and I was just raging in 128 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:24,320 Speaker 1: my tent the whole time. That's also that's a risk 129 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:26,360 Speaker 1: we run when it is next time. Next time, I'm 130 00:06:26,360 --> 00:06:28,960 Speaker 1: gonna look closer. I mean, when you reserve a campsite, 131 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:31,240 Speaker 1: they usually say whether there's like you know, water or 132 00:06:31,279 --> 00:06:35,760 Speaker 1: power hookups. They should say if they're if the hammockableableable 133 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:40,960 Speaker 1: hashtag a lot of hashtags coming from your hashtag factory. 134 00:06:40,960 --> 00:06:43,640 Speaker 1: Have you ever watched bears trying to get into hammocks 135 00:06:43,720 --> 00:06:48,479 Speaker 1: and succeeding, Yes, and I can relate. That's awesome. I 136 00:06:48,560 --> 00:06:50,560 Speaker 1: have a cat, and my favorite moments where when the 137 00:06:50,560 --> 00:06:53,080 Speaker 1: cat takes the risk of jumping upon me while I'm 138 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:55,400 Speaker 1: in the hammock, because because you know, if he gets 139 00:06:55,440 --> 00:06:57,839 Speaker 1: off of me or the pillar or anything, it's actually 140 00:06:57,839 --> 00:07:00,560 Speaker 1: having to deal with trying to navigate the rope whatnot. 141 00:07:00,680 --> 00:07:02,839 Speaker 1: It's it's like that scene in uh, what was it? 142 00:07:02,839 --> 00:07:04,359 Speaker 1: What was that Stephen King movie where they put a 143 00:07:04,360 --> 00:07:08,480 Speaker 1: cat on on the electrified floor and they kept jumping up. Oh, 144 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:11,600 Speaker 1: it was a real thing that I've dreamed that someone 145 00:07:12,160 --> 00:07:16,160 Speaker 1: streaming pet cemetery. Yeah, I think it was a cat 146 00:07:16,240 --> 00:07:20,000 Speaker 1: cat torture. Also. Yeah, Also I've noticed a lot of 147 00:07:20,760 --> 00:07:22,520 Speaker 1: a lot of people get into hammocks very awkwardly. There 148 00:07:22,520 --> 00:07:24,800 Speaker 1: are also many videos of people fucking up getting into 149 00:07:24,840 --> 00:07:26,840 Speaker 1: a hammock, And to you, I say, just have faith 150 00:07:27,040 --> 00:07:28,960 Speaker 1: it will it will carry you. Just put your weight 151 00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:31,360 Speaker 1: down when you start like trying to like balance it 152 00:07:31,360 --> 00:07:33,000 Speaker 1: with your arms, and people are so afraid to fall, 153 00:07:33,080 --> 00:07:36,760 Speaker 1: like worst case scenar. Are you fall? What six inches? Yeah? 154 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:38,720 Speaker 1: The great thing about the bears getting into hammocks is 155 00:07:38,760 --> 00:07:40,720 Speaker 1: first of all how difficult it is for them. But 156 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:45,360 Speaker 1: then once they get in, they are the hammocks like 157 00:07:45,400 --> 00:07:49,120 Speaker 1: they've never heard of this, like yeah, and they're like 158 00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:50,920 Speaker 1: the first of their species to get it, and they're 159 00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:53,760 Speaker 1: just like holy ship. You can just see it dawn 160 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:56,080 Speaker 1: on them. How great you think in a million years 161 00:07:56,080 --> 00:08:00,280 Speaker 1: bears will evolve to naturally into a hammock could be 162 00:08:00,440 --> 00:08:03,200 Speaker 1: like the precursor to something very dangerous of like players 163 00:08:03,240 --> 00:08:07,320 Speaker 1: like exponentially increasing their intelligence due to hammocks. They just 164 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:11,200 Speaker 1: slowly run off into the wood. And finally, what is 165 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:13,240 Speaker 1: a myth? What is something that most people believe to 166 00:08:13,240 --> 00:08:15,720 Speaker 1: be true that you know to be false. That baseball 167 00:08:15,880 --> 00:08:20,240 Speaker 1: is boring? Okay, baseball is not boring. Take yes, baseball. 168 00:08:20,280 --> 00:08:22,000 Speaker 1: I love I'm a huge baseball fan. But even if 169 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,520 Speaker 1: I were not, the only people who think baseball is 170 00:08:24,560 --> 00:08:27,600 Speaker 1: boring are people who do not understand baseball. And if 171 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:30,960 Speaker 1: you don't understand anything, it is boring. Uh. I know 172 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:32,800 Speaker 1: a lot of people who believe that Game of Thrones 173 00:08:32,840 --> 00:08:35,560 Speaker 1: is a very exciting television show. I only watch part 174 00:08:35,559 --> 00:08:37,840 Speaker 1: of one episode in I think the fourth or fifth season, 175 00:08:37,920 --> 00:08:39,520 Speaker 1: and I thought it was boring because I did not 176 00:08:39,600 --> 00:08:41,920 Speaker 1: understand what was going on, who these people are, why 177 00:08:41,920 --> 00:08:44,040 Speaker 1: were they fighting, any of that stuff. Yeah, I didn't 178 00:08:44,080 --> 00:08:45,760 Speaker 1: understand any of it, what the rules were, who the 179 00:08:45,760 --> 00:08:48,280 Speaker 1: who the best players were, any of that. So it's 180 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:50,440 Speaker 1: the same thing with with baseball. You have to you 181 00:08:50,480 --> 00:08:52,560 Speaker 1: have to have a little bit of understanding about it. 182 00:08:52,640 --> 00:08:54,280 Speaker 1: One of my favorite things to do is actually go 183 00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:56,480 Speaker 1: to a baseball game with a nubi and help them 184 00:08:56,480 --> 00:08:59,160 Speaker 1: see the game and understand the different factoids about the 185 00:08:59,160 --> 00:09:01,880 Speaker 1: players in the difference atgies and whatnot. But like, I 186 00:09:01,920 --> 00:09:04,680 Speaker 1: think that basketball is incredibly boring because it just goes 187 00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:07,960 Speaker 1: back and forth and it doesn't matter until the last 188 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:11,040 Speaker 1: It doesn't matter until the last thirty seconds. Now, they're 189 00:09:11,040 --> 00:09:13,440 Speaker 1: probably people who are basketball fans that think I'm crazy 190 00:09:13,480 --> 00:09:15,520 Speaker 1: and stupid, and that is a myth because I I 191 00:09:15,840 --> 00:09:18,640 Speaker 1: do not understand and appreciate basketball. I see you were 192 00:09:18,679 --> 00:09:20,280 Speaker 1: being the same You're being the same way if you 193 00:09:20,280 --> 00:09:23,160 Speaker 1: think that way about baseball. I think basketball is amazing. 194 00:09:23,280 --> 00:09:25,679 Speaker 1: I think baseball. I love going to the ballpark to 195 00:09:25,720 --> 00:09:28,800 Speaker 1: watch baseball. For me, watching baseball on TV, I don't 196 00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:31,760 Speaker 1: enjoy the sport enough to sit through a game until 197 00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:35,000 Speaker 1: there are steaks, and that's like the postseason and typically 198 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:37,960 Speaker 1: when I tune in. Although I will admit with Shohyotani 199 00:09:38,040 --> 00:09:40,559 Speaker 1: now in the league, I'm much more engaged with baseball 200 00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:42,839 Speaker 1: because you know, I'm looking out for all the nihonjiing 201 00:09:42,880 --> 00:09:44,720 Speaker 1: out here, and you're appreciate to the choir. Because I'm 202 00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:47,200 Speaker 1: a huge Angels fan, and so I've been tracking Otani 203 00:09:47,360 --> 00:09:51,720 Speaker 1: since since he was in the Japanese league ready for 204 00:09:51,960 --> 00:09:53,640 Speaker 1: I was hoping he would come to l A two 205 00:09:53,640 --> 00:09:55,360 Speaker 1: because we have a history of you know, some great 206 00:09:55,400 --> 00:09:58,800 Speaker 1: Japanese pictures here except for Darfish. But that's all of 207 00:09:58,800 --> 00:10:01,920 Speaker 1: the story. So my main problem with baseball is that 208 00:10:02,120 --> 00:10:05,679 Speaker 1: during the regular season, there's so many games that it 209 00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:07,840 Speaker 1: I guess it would be the same complaint you have 210 00:10:07,880 --> 00:10:10,720 Speaker 1: about basketball, is that, like even the games don't seem 211 00:10:10,760 --> 00:10:13,560 Speaker 1: to matter that much. Yeah. Well, and also like college 212 00:10:13,559 --> 00:10:17,280 Speaker 1: basketball especially, people say it's we're exciting. And again, I 213 00:10:17,280 --> 00:10:19,000 Speaker 1: can go to any sport and I can appreciate it 214 00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:21,200 Speaker 1: if you explains it to me. Well enough. I route 215 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:24,920 Speaker 1: for the Louisville Universital Louisville. I got family there, the Ville, 216 00:10:25,080 --> 00:10:27,840 Speaker 1: the Ville, Sure, but it just seems so random this 217 00:10:27,920 --> 00:10:29,840 Speaker 1: tournament that like there's no way that that determines who 218 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:32,200 Speaker 1: the best team is. I mean, and and the fact 219 00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:34,120 Speaker 1: that so many weird things can happen in the last 220 00:10:34,440 --> 00:10:36,480 Speaker 1: not even the last second, so the last fractions of 221 00:10:36,559 --> 00:10:39,120 Speaker 1: seconds that determined the game and determine whether you're going 222 00:10:39,120 --> 00:10:41,600 Speaker 1: to go on to the championship, like that to me 223 00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:45,120 Speaker 1: is maddening. Yeah, the things that I love about baseball though, 224 00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:47,640 Speaker 1: or the first of all, it's just great background noise 225 00:10:47,760 --> 00:10:49,719 Speaker 1: to like if you have to get something done. It's 226 00:10:49,720 --> 00:10:51,720 Speaker 1: a great thing to have on TV because it will 227 00:10:51,760 --> 00:10:53,680 Speaker 1: not take up any of your And I will say, 228 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:56,440 Speaker 1: despite the fact that I that I debunked them if 229 00:10:56,480 --> 00:10:58,960 Speaker 1: it is boring, I love a good baseball nap. Yeah, 230 00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:01,320 Speaker 1: It's one of my favorite things in the in the 231 00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:03,280 Speaker 1: summer is to have have a game on and fall 232 00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:05,240 Speaker 1: asleep to it. And you could argue that if that 233 00:11:05,280 --> 00:11:06,600 Speaker 1: a sport is not a sport if you can fall 234 00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:08,920 Speaker 1: asleep to it, But I'm I'm a pretty good napper. Yeah, 235 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:11,360 Speaker 1: I mean I fall asleep to a sports very regularly. So. 236 00:11:11,679 --> 00:11:14,880 Speaker 1: And then I also love the mental aspect of it, 237 00:11:14,960 --> 00:11:18,400 Speaker 1: like how weird like slumps are. When the when the Dodgers, 238 00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:20,200 Speaker 1: who were like one of the best teams in the 239 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:23,320 Speaker 1: history of baseball, like in terms of their record, got 240 00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:26,079 Speaker 1: into the worst slump in the history of baseball, is 241 00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:28,040 Speaker 1: just like what the fund is happening? Like I love 242 00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:31,120 Speaker 1: how I love how at times it's so unpredictable it's 243 00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:33,000 Speaker 1: amazing how much you can predict it, and how at 244 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:35,440 Speaker 1: other times it's so predictable. It's amazing how you can't 245 00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:38,360 Speaker 1: predict it. Say that, right, right, you know what I'm saying, Ye, yeah, yeah, 246 00:11:38,360 --> 00:11:39,640 Speaker 1: that you never know what's gonna happen in any on 247 00:11:39,679 --> 00:11:41,760 Speaker 1: any given night. And I also like, just over the years, 248 00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:44,920 Speaker 1: I guess maybe with any any hobby or interest that 249 00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:47,440 Speaker 1: you have, how how your love of it changes and 250 00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:49,120 Speaker 1: how what you see changes. You know, I used to 251 00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:51,679 Speaker 1: kind of always look at baseball from the perspective of, 252 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:53,600 Speaker 1: you know, of of a batter, and then a picture, 253 00:11:53,640 --> 00:11:55,560 Speaker 1: and then then a manager, and then some sort of 254 00:11:55,640 --> 00:11:58,280 Speaker 1: from the front office and so kind and and you know, 255 00:11:58,520 --> 00:12:01,679 Speaker 1: as you as you understand more about the game and 256 00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:03,679 Speaker 1: what goes into it and the stories behind it. I 257 00:12:03,920 --> 00:12:06,520 Speaker 1: love the complexity of it and also how it's just simple. 258 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:08,000 Speaker 1: I think baseball is one of those things you have 259 00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:10,720 Speaker 1: if you see every layer for what it is, the 260 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:12,840 Speaker 1: big the game becomes much less boring to you because 261 00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:16,200 Speaker 1: you understand like pan accounts and probably and things like that, 262 00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:17,760 Speaker 1: and those are the things that over the years I 263 00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:21,000 Speaker 1: begin to appreciate. Go oh, now I can I get 264 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:24,640 Speaker 1: why people who are so into baseball really are like 265 00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:26,679 Speaker 1: like watching every single thing. And I love it's over 266 00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:29,199 Speaker 1: five years old that we've had the Major League Baseball 267 00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:32,720 Speaker 1: and people are still finding ways to maximize it, like 268 00:12:32,840 --> 00:12:34,960 Speaker 1: completely new ways, even just in the last ten years 269 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:37,600 Speaker 1: of you know, uh, how you build a how you 270 00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:40,560 Speaker 1: construct a lineup, and different ways of measuring stats, and 271 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,600 Speaker 1: you know how how trends about you know, bunting go 272 00:12:43,679 --> 00:12:45,360 Speaker 1: in and out and all that. I love that it's 273 00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:48,240 Speaker 1: such a beautiful and complex thing that we're still discovering 274 00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:49,880 Speaker 1: new ways to look at it, in new ways to 275 00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:52,959 Speaker 1: calculate who's good at it? Right. Yeah, I think I'm 276 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,200 Speaker 1: a little weird because I I really like the home 277 00:12:55,280 --> 00:13:03,520 Speaker 1: runs y Yeah, the slighter knock it out of the 278 00:13:03,559 --> 00:13:08,520 Speaker 1: park like Frozen Roos cander corn. Yeah, that's that's just me. 279 00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:11,920 Speaker 1: All right, Let's get into the stories, guys. Let's get 280 00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:15,280 Speaker 1: into the ideas that people are thinking and talking about 281 00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:18,640 Speaker 1: today in America and around the world. We want to 282 00:13:18,640 --> 00:13:21,640 Speaker 1: start out with something that our audience, the Zeke Gang, 283 00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:24,880 Speaker 1: was coming at us with. After we talked about the 284 00:13:24,920 --> 00:13:31,040 Speaker 1: brand Storm, Green Needle debate, Laurel versus Yannis ny So, 285 00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:34,520 Speaker 1: people brought up the McGurk effect, which is something that 286 00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:38,520 Speaker 1: I was familiar with and it does actually apply here. 287 00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:42,080 Speaker 1: So J Keith, you're familiar with mcger effect. You picked 288 00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:45,000 Speaker 1: this out of our notes as something to maybe I've 289 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,920 Speaker 1: been telling people about the mcgqu effect for years and 290 00:13:46,920 --> 00:13:48,880 Speaker 1: it sounds like I'm joking, but I'm not. I'm a 291 00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:51,080 Speaker 1: great first date, by the way, because I would play 292 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:56,440 Speaker 1: almost any first date baseball game. That's what. That's what 293 00:13:56,480 --> 00:14:03,320 Speaker 1: women like. You know this weird tricks. Now you're wrong 294 00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:08,640 Speaker 1: for thinking you saw what you saw that. Yeah. So basically, 295 00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:11,960 Speaker 1: the McGurk effect is your brain processes things and make 296 00:14:12,040 --> 00:14:14,240 Speaker 1: sense of of patterns and ways because there's so much 297 00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:16,480 Speaker 1: complicated data coming at it. And so one of the 298 00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:18,720 Speaker 1: ways that that's demonstrated in a in an unusual way 299 00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:21,240 Speaker 1: is you can be looking at a video of someone 300 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:24,760 Speaker 1: saying fa like the way that I don't know the 301 00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:26,960 Speaker 1: different linguistic things, but the way that the teeth hit 302 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:29,520 Speaker 1: the lips and all that saying fa fa fa, And 303 00:14:29,560 --> 00:14:33,160 Speaker 1: even though the audio is actually them saying bob bob bah, 304 00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:35,720 Speaker 1: and you can and you and even if you comprehend, 305 00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:37,880 Speaker 1: if you're it's proven to you that what they're actually 306 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:40,920 Speaker 1: saying is bob ah bah. If you match up someone 307 00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:43,760 Speaker 1: saying bob ah bah audio to the video of someone 308 00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:47,600 Speaker 1: saying fa fa fa And even though you know that 309 00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:50,400 Speaker 1: they're saying bob ah bah, your brain cannot hear bob 310 00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:54,120 Speaker 1: bah bah. They can change it will change, it will change. Yeah, 311 00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:56,840 Speaker 1: let me do this right? Yeah? Yeah, it's it's there's 312 00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:59,080 Speaker 1: a really good YouTube video on it. Fascinating want c 313 00:14:59,240 --> 00:15:01,880 Speaker 1: G you are effect? I believe. How do you get 314 00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:05,400 Speaker 1: an effect named after you? I'd love that. God, what's 315 00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:08,680 Speaker 1: the same effect? That's that's one of my favorite effects. 316 00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:14,280 Speaker 1: Uh top top five effects of all time? Go special effects, butterfly, 317 00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:23,200 Speaker 1: butterfly effect, zero effect, direct effect or directffet. Uh? So 318 00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:26,640 Speaker 1: did you watch the thing? No, I'm I'm watching right now. 319 00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:28,520 Speaker 1: Hold on. But it's weird because I would have never 320 00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:31,800 Speaker 1: associated the F sound and the b sect. You know, 321 00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:36,400 Speaker 1: se he doesn't it sound like a good date? You 322 00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:38,920 Speaker 1: bring your laptop with you and top it up on 323 00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:40,600 Speaker 1: the YouTube on the phone. The funny thing is if 324 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:42,120 Speaker 1: you're looking at the same video that I usually show, 325 00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:44,320 Speaker 1: which is from a BBC special, it brings on a 326 00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:47,360 Speaker 1: professor who's demonstrating it, this guy from mucide And the 327 00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:49,800 Speaker 1: best part it says he's been setting the McGurk effect 328 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:54,960 Speaker 1: for twenty six years, and he's got this one video 329 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,240 Speaker 1: out of it. You know what, God, God loves geeks, 330 00:15:57,280 --> 00:16:02,600 Speaker 1: God loves me. Got dot bah bah bah Yeah they okay, 331 00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:06,760 Speaker 1: yeah they did remember that Volks. What song was that? 332 00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:08,880 Speaker 1: Remember that? Do you remember? I don't know this song? 333 00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:11,640 Speaker 1: I remember that. I love but I love stuff like that. 334 00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:14,760 Speaker 1: I love you know, I love Uh. It's similar to 335 00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:18,120 Speaker 1: I forget the name of it, the the it's it's 336 00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:20,280 Speaker 1: what makes our brains think we see faces when there 337 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:22,840 Speaker 1: aren't faces, because again, we have to organize. Our brain 338 00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:25,760 Speaker 1: are so conditioned over however, many years to uh at 339 00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:29,080 Speaker 1: least thirty to um try to recognize patterns, whether they 340 00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:31,120 Speaker 1: are patterns or not. We're so used to seeing faces 341 00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:33,120 Speaker 1: and identifying things by faces, so that that's why a 342 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,800 Speaker 1: lot of times you think you see, you know, a 343 00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:37,920 Speaker 1: face on the moon or in the clouds or you know, right, 344 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:42,680 Speaker 1: but I do um. Yeah, And I think it ties 345 00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:45,680 Speaker 1: into how we were explaining the Yanni and Laurel and 346 00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:49,560 Speaker 1: brain storm and green needle thing last week, is that 347 00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:53,440 Speaker 1: we have more nerves going from our brain to our 348 00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:56,000 Speaker 1: eyes than from our eyes to the brain, and it's 349 00:16:56,120 --> 00:17:00,680 Speaker 1: because we see and here with our brain. So it's like, 350 00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:04,440 Speaker 1: even though the stimulus comes in, mostly it is making 351 00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:07,240 Speaker 1: sense of that stimulus in the brain and like sending 352 00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:09,560 Speaker 1: that back to the ears or the eyes to sort 353 00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:13,240 Speaker 1: of reconfigure it. It's almost like you have a mixing 354 00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:17,080 Speaker 1: board that has to make sense of it. Does that 355 00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:19,160 Speaker 1: have something to do with the speed of light being 356 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:21,200 Speaker 1: faster than the speed of sound that like we process 357 00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:24,920 Speaker 1: that first, or we put primary importance on it. I 358 00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:28,240 Speaker 1: wouldn't think so, because when you're that close to the screen, 359 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:33,240 Speaker 1: it doesn't, uh, it wouldn't really be a noticeable difference. 360 00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:37,879 Speaker 1: And I think that there's some speed at which things 361 00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:42,320 Speaker 1: travel along your nerves, something like ninety miles per hour 362 00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:47,400 Speaker 1: per hour. Yeah, add neurology to your list of expert topics. 363 00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:49,919 Speaker 1: I think I just pulled that number completely out of 364 00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:52,440 Speaker 1: it like that. All right, let's take a quick break 365 00:17:52,520 --> 00:18:04,679 Speaker 1: and we'll be right back. And we're back. So. Donald 366 00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:10,240 Speaker 1: Trump tweetedote over the weekend, making a sort of royal 367 00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:16,399 Speaker 1: decree that he wanted all of the information about a 368 00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:21,800 Speaker 1: spy who was sent to investigate his campaign under Obama 369 00:18:22,119 --> 00:18:27,080 Speaker 1: during the two thousand sixteen campaign. And I don't know 370 00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:32,360 Speaker 1: he continues to respond to everything about the Mueller investigation 371 00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:36,000 Speaker 1: and just the most guilty and not even trying to 372 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,879 Speaker 1: cover it up, just you know, I have something to 373 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,560 Speaker 1: hide and so I'm freaking out type of way. It's 374 00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:43,919 Speaker 1: hard for me to take it any other way. Well, 375 00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:46,560 Speaker 1: it is weird that all of his surrogates that appear 376 00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:50,240 Speaker 1: none of them say, well, he's innocent, right, none of 377 00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:53,400 Speaker 1: them say he didn't do these. Yeah, they all they're 378 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,879 Speaker 1: all just blaming everybody for accusing him of doing them, 379 00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:58,560 Speaker 1: or you know, or there's mitigating circumstances, or if he did, 380 00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:00,879 Speaker 1: it wasn't illegal. There's nothing about what was right or 381 00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:04,040 Speaker 1: proper or or that didn't happen, right, Yeah, well now 382 00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:06,600 Speaker 1: it's going into the improper thing, right, because now they're 383 00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:08,600 Speaker 1: trying to say, like, oh, the deep state sort of 384 00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:11,119 Speaker 1: FBI they were trying to undermine me by sending in 385 00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:14,480 Speaker 1: a spy, which is already Those misnomers are just sort 386 00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:18,000 Speaker 1: of very misleading because this is just an informant who 387 00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:20,680 Speaker 1: essentially the FBI was getting reports that they're saying, hey, 388 00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:23,520 Speaker 1: we have heard that maybe there's Russians trying to infiltrate 389 00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:25,919 Speaker 1: this campaign. Like if that's the case, we need to 390 00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:29,159 Speaker 1: make sure like protect this campaign from being manipulated from 391 00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:31,719 Speaker 1: a foreign power. Hence, this person goes to sort of 392 00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:34,080 Speaker 1: do a light technique, a thing called brushing up or whatever, 393 00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:36,439 Speaker 1: just to merely be like like pick the brain and 394 00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:37,960 Speaker 1: just be like yo, talk to some people and see 395 00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:39,960 Speaker 1: you kind of what you dig up. And from there 396 00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:43,119 Speaker 1: that person said, whoa Mike Flynn is like hanging with 397 00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:45,720 Speaker 1: these like Russian people, Like this person was beginning to 398 00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:50,360 Speaker 1: see like they were actual Russians. One of the other 399 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:53,560 Speaker 1: people who we know for a fact has bragged about 400 00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:56,000 Speaker 1: about how Russia had all this dirt on Hillary and 401 00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:58,800 Speaker 1: things like. That's all these things came together where they're like, oh, yeah, 402 00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:02,000 Speaker 1: let's make sure that this campaign is has some form 403 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,720 Speaker 1: of I guess integrity, or rather it hasn't been completely 404 00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:08,960 Speaker 1: compromised or infiltrated by form path. So, according to Trump 405 00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:12,640 Speaker 1: in the White House, this was an attempt to infiltrate 406 00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:17,360 Speaker 1: his campaign and disrupt it for political purposes. However, at 407 00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:22,480 Speaker 1: this time, the FBI was actively trying to completely cover 408 00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:25,600 Speaker 1: up and keep quiet the fact that they were investigating 409 00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:30,399 Speaker 1: Trump and his campaign for having ties to Russians and 410 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:34,679 Speaker 1: other foreign governments. They were publicly talking about the Hillary 411 00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:38,800 Speaker 1: Clinton investigation. They were perfectly fine to do that and 412 00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:42,120 Speaker 1: have a political effect there. But they were doing this 413 00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:46,080 Speaker 1: rather than, you know, openly investigating his campaign because they 414 00:20:46,119 --> 00:20:49,840 Speaker 1: didn't want to have a political effect, because they didn't 415 00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:52,920 Speaker 1: want to be seen as having a liberal bias, because 416 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:56,280 Speaker 1: they knew that that would make half of the nation 417 00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:59,200 Speaker 1: freak the funk out. And they were also under the 418 00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:02,600 Speaker 1: assumption that Larrie Clinton was going to win. So what 419 00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:05,879 Speaker 1: would have disrupted Trump campaign? Look like? How would that 420 00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:10,040 Speaker 1: ho would you tell? Right? So, Trump has responded to 421 00:21:11,359 --> 00:21:15,720 Speaker 1: word of this quote infiltration by issuing this royal decree 422 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:20,080 Speaker 1: on Twitter that the Justice Department revealed classified information to 423 00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:24,800 Speaker 1: him about an ongoing investigation into him and his campaign. 424 00:21:25,119 --> 00:21:28,000 Speaker 1: Rosenstein tried to keep him at bay by offering to 425 00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:31,920 Speaker 1: put the Inspector General on the case, which, by the way, 426 00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:35,400 Speaker 1: the Inspector General is about to supposedly drop a bombshell, 427 00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:40,439 Speaker 1: according to NPR on their morning podcast First Up, he 428 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:46,280 Speaker 1: is releasing a report about whether FBI leaked classified information 429 00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:50,679 Speaker 1: to Rudy Giuliani during the campaign, because would have helped Trump, Right, 430 00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:53,959 Speaker 1: That would have helped Trump because Rudy Giuliani suddenly had 431 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,879 Speaker 1: classified information that he just went on Fox News and 432 00:21:56,920 --> 00:21:59,880 Speaker 1: talked about during the campaign. Everyone's like, that doesn't see, 433 00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:02,640 Speaker 1: like that should be possible. But then everyone else can 434 00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:04,560 Speaker 1: be like, no, that's not what we wanted the Inspector 435 00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:06,680 Speaker 1: General to find out. We want them to come back 436 00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:09,880 Speaker 1: and say the FBI deep stated us. Right. So anyways, 437 00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:12,399 Speaker 1: this is clearly going to mean that the Inspector General 438 00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:14,840 Speaker 1: is compromised and part of the deep state, but it 439 00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:17,080 Speaker 1: also means that he takes a while to get things done. 440 00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:20,119 Speaker 1: And based on the fact that Trump's tweet all but 441 00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:23,320 Speaker 1: implied a royal fanfare of trumpets and like a full 442 00:22:23,359 --> 00:22:28,600 Speaker 1: brass band, I hereby declare what it was. I believe 443 00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:33,680 Speaker 1: it was. I hereby demand and yeah, which, by the way, 444 00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:36,719 Speaker 1: I have no problem with an investigation being checked if 445 00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:38,320 Speaker 1: it was. If there was, of course, yeah, I don't 446 00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:41,080 Speaker 1: think anyone does. I mean, nobody in his mind. Of course, 447 00:22:41,119 --> 00:22:43,399 Speaker 1: any investigation is going to come up either going to 448 00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:44,959 Speaker 1: be a witch hunter, is going to come up with evidence. 449 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:47,600 Speaker 1: I will support him. I mean, there's that's the maddening 450 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:50,080 Speaker 1: thing about that, there's no correct answer that would that 451 00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:52,440 Speaker 1: would satisfy him if it doesn't fit his narrative. Yeah, 452 00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:55,000 Speaker 1: the partisans on the right can't agree on what an 453 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,640 Speaker 1: objective truth is, right, you know what I mean? Because 454 00:22:57,640 --> 00:22:59,400 Speaker 1: the second it brings a light any kind of fucker 455 00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:02,399 Speaker 1: on that truth? No, no, no, the one where the 456 00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:05,080 Speaker 1: deep state uh turned Verry Clinton to a shape shifter 457 00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:08,359 Speaker 1: and was doing a child sex rink. But the fact 458 00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:12,040 Speaker 1: that he is openly trying to interfere with this investigation 459 00:23:12,119 --> 00:23:17,200 Speaker 1: into his campaign is just taken for granted because he 460 00:23:17,359 --> 00:23:19,560 Speaker 1: has we know for a fact that he has tried 461 00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:24,800 Speaker 1: to fire Rosenstein and tried to fire Muller, and it's 462 00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:27,080 Speaker 1: just taken for granted at this point that he is 463 00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:30,520 Speaker 1: trying to stop this investigation. I think the people on 464 00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:33,160 Speaker 1: his side would say that he's doing that because it's 465 00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:36,679 Speaker 1: undermining or making it hard for him to you know, 466 00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:40,680 Speaker 1: focus on priorities, I guess. But anyway, So, in response 467 00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:44,240 Speaker 1: to Rosenstein's offered to you know, Wolf, forward it up 468 00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:47,199 Speaker 1: the chain to hr, which is they we'll put it 469 00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:50,760 Speaker 1: on the DJ equivalent of the Inspector General, he called 470 00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:53,880 Speaker 1: Rosenstein to his office and solicited a commitment to meet 471 00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:57,199 Speaker 1: with Chief of Staff John Kelly, Director of National Intelligence 472 00:23:57,280 --> 00:24:01,800 Speaker 1: Dan Coates and members of Congress to discuss classified information, 473 00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:06,359 Speaker 1: presumably including the activities of the FBI as confidential source. 474 00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:09,960 Speaker 1: And I mean, as we've been shown, any information that 475 00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:14,120 Speaker 1: gets shared with Republican leaders of the House, it ends 476 00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:17,439 Speaker 1: up on Fox within five seconds, like less. It's just 477 00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:20,399 Speaker 1: like he has a live feed. He's fucking got that 478 00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:24,919 Speaker 1: ship on a blast. Yeah, well he got more of 479 00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:30,359 Speaker 1: a direct line, you know what I mean, Yeah, pyroscope. Yeah, 480 00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:36,240 Speaker 1: because the moment. So this is problematic because it undermines 481 00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:39,440 Speaker 1: an ongoing investigation. Also, just the independence of the do 482 00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:43,720 Speaker 1: o J and prosecutorial independence in general of the rule 483 00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:45,840 Speaker 1: of law. That's something I didn't fully appreciate until all 484 00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:47,240 Speaker 1: this stuff went down to the last couple of years, 485 00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:49,600 Speaker 1: was how hands off the president was supposed to be 486 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,480 Speaker 1: the Department of Justice. Yeah, the fact that like I 487 00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:56,720 Speaker 1: think Obama met with Comy maybe once like talking directly 488 00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:59,280 Speaker 1: about the exactly And this is kind of the thing. 489 00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:02,320 Speaker 1: And I was saying earlier, like off Mike that all 490 00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:04,639 Speaker 1: this thrashing that's happening from the White House and the 491 00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:07,240 Speaker 1: Republicans to protect the president is going to leave deep 492 00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:10,120 Speaker 1: scars in terms of our justice system and the rule 493 00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:12,880 Speaker 1: of law in this country because yeah, but and it's 494 00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:14,760 Speaker 1: but it's happening in it's such a small way. We're 495 00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:17,080 Speaker 1: on one side. We're just like, Okay, I guess the 496 00:25:17,119 --> 00:25:19,960 Speaker 1: Freedom Caucus now just wants a special counsel to investigate 497 00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:23,520 Speaker 1: the FBI because they're doing their job enforcing the law. 498 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,480 Speaker 1: Like you know, we're slowly eroding these things. These just 499 00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:29,159 Speaker 1: sort of norms that we had that kept our you know, 500 00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:32,000 Speaker 1: d o J independent and we had some form of 501 00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:35,080 Speaker 1: law enforcement. And now the norm is going to be 502 00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:37,439 Speaker 1: the second you get called out, you go, yeah, but 503 00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:39,399 Speaker 1: we need to look at why they even looked at 504 00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:42,600 Speaker 1: me and investing that it's the right that's doing this now. 505 00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:44,120 Speaker 1: I mean the left used to be the ones who 506 00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:47,679 Speaker 1: were suspicious of the FBI and being spied on and 507 00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:51,040 Speaker 1: plants and informants and all that, and that that it's 508 00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:54,639 Speaker 1: completely switched in the idea that a Republican president and 509 00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:56,600 Speaker 1: other people in his parties are the ones who are 510 00:25:56,760 --> 00:26:00,239 Speaker 1: who are accusing the FBI of being hacks is is 511 00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:02,680 Speaker 1: it's crazy. Yeah, all these people who are supposedly doing 512 00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:08,240 Speaker 1: deep state work to undermine Trump's presidency. Mueller come and 513 00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:12,800 Speaker 1: he's still Democrats and they're they're all Republicans. There's also 514 00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:16,000 Speaker 1: the story from The New York Times over the weekend 515 00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:18,480 Speaker 1: that basically there was a second meeting that we talked 516 00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:22,280 Speaker 1: about on yesterday's episode that was very much like the 517 00:26:22,359 --> 00:26:24,960 Speaker 1: Russia meeting, where Don Junior opens it up and it's like, 518 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,879 Speaker 1: I understand you have information for us, you know, just 519 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:31,439 Speaker 1: openly trying to collude with foreign powers, which is against 520 00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:36,760 Speaker 1: all election laws, and Trump tweeted, things are really getting ridiculous. 521 00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:38,879 Speaker 1: The failing and crooked, but not as crooked as Hillary 522 00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:42,680 Speaker 1: Clinton has done a long and boring story indicating that 523 00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:45,400 Speaker 1: the world's most expanse of which hunt has found nothing 524 00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:48,040 Speaker 1: on Russia and me. So now they're looking at the 525 00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:51,080 Speaker 1: rest of the world. And there's a Vanity Fair article 526 00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:54,800 Speaker 1: that is taking this angle on the story and running 527 00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:57,040 Speaker 1: with it. A Vanity Fair article is like, Okay, now 528 00:26:57,040 --> 00:27:00,119 Speaker 1: we're going to move on to other countries because we 529 00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:02,720 Speaker 1: couldn't find anything with Russia. First of all, there's nothing 530 00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:05,480 Speaker 1: to suggest that they didn't find anything with Russia. They 531 00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:09,720 Speaker 1: just haven't shared their investigative like what they found. And also, 532 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:13,359 Speaker 1: there's nothing about you coluding with one country that says 533 00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:16,920 Speaker 1: you wouldn't clude with another In fact, you know, this 534 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:20,160 Speaker 1: is just nobody has ever argued this was a well planned, 535 00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:24,000 Speaker 1: you know thing with Russia where you guys had this 536 00:27:24,359 --> 00:27:29,719 Speaker 1: preconditioned idea. It's global corruption and incompetence. That is the 537 00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:33,080 Speaker 1: model that I'm working from when it comes to your campaign. 538 00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:39,800 Speaker 1: Just total and comprehensive, just incompetence and corruption. And you 539 00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:42,399 Speaker 1: know the fact that they found a meeting where you 540 00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:46,160 Speaker 1: were willing to include with another country doesn't change anything, 541 00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:50,520 Speaker 1: nor does it make the Russia accusations any more or 542 00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:54,520 Speaker 1: less likely. And also so this meeting that had Erik 543 00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:57,919 Speaker 1: Prince at it, the King of Blood money while you 544 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:01,520 Speaker 1: were on a episode and up coming episode of Behind 545 00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:04,200 Speaker 1: the Bastards. Oh yes, Robert having a new podcast talking 546 00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:07,040 Speaker 1: about Eric Prince. Oh yeah, and uh he is a 547 00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:09,280 Speaker 1: huge piece of sh it really yeah, I mean like 548 00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:12,200 Speaker 1: it's crazy, like the stuff that Robert was only about him. 549 00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:14,600 Speaker 1: It all makes sense, like, uh, you know that you 550 00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:18,119 Speaker 1: can't start Blackwater unless you have some real wacky upbringing 551 00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:21,240 Speaker 1: and sort of crazy world views. So yeah, tune in 552 00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:22,920 Speaker 1: for that. We'll let you know when that episode drops. 553 00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:26,840 Speaker 1: Because the vortex of evil and murder. And let's just 554 00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:29,280 Speaker 1: say he tried to build his own illegal air force 555 00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:33,439 Speaker 1: at one point, like weaponized planes. Anyway, apparently he was 556 00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:39,240 Speaker 1: also meeting and introducing these people to Russian oligarchs at 557 00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:43,360 Speaker 1: that Seychelle's meeting. So that's where it's like all coming together. 558 00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:46,040 Speaker 1: It's just also kind then. Also he was even lying 559 00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:47,800 Speaker 1: in front of Congress when he was like, oh, the 560 00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:50,200 Speaker 1: most I did was maybe some fundraising and put a 561 00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:52,760 Speaker 1: yard sign up. That's most I did for the campaign. 562 00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:57,040 Speaker 1: And so again it's just a culture of deception and corruption, right, 563 00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:58,920 Speaker 1: and that's all that's coming to light. So you know, 564 00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:01,400 Speaker 1: don't worry, don't worry about the d o J. Let 565 00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:04,280 Speaker 1: them do their fucking job forced a lot, because look, 566 00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:07,280 Speaker 1: this is what we need to maintain some semblance of 567 00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:10,280 Speaker 1: decency in the country, if there's any left. Yeah, But 568 00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:13,440 Speaker 1: the point you're making that the Freedom Caucus is now 569 00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:16,640 Speaker 1: saying that they want a special counsel to be like 570 00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:19,680 Speaker 1: the FBI and d o J was unfair, Like that's 571 00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:21,920 Speaker 1: essentially the point is they're like, why are they so 572 00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:27,280 Speaker 1: interested in all this crime basically talking about come they 573 00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:30,240 Speaker 1: aren't investigating a hilarious collusion with Russia. Besides that there 574 00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:32,000 Speaker 1: wasn't any right well, and they have you know, like 575 00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:34,280 Speaker 1: there have been multiple things, or they're like, yeah, sure, 576 00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:36,760 Speaker 1: we'll look into it. Guess what. Okay, we didn't find anything. Okay, 577 00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:38,880 Speaker 1: you find They're like, well, no, come back until you 578 00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:42,560 Speaker 1: say something like she you know, whatever fantasy they need 579 00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:45,720 Speaker 1: fulfilled about her. And that's what my smart conservative friends 580 00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:48,520 Speaker 1: have been saying for a while though, is that because 581 00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:52,120 Speaker 1: this is getting into this range where it's like, you know, 582 00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:55,800 Speaker 1: a special council is looking into this, that Trump will 583 00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:58,560 Speaker 1: now appoint his own special counsel to look into that. 584 00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:01,880 Speaker 1: This could be the last doing sort of outcome from 585 00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:06,760 Speaker 1: all of these different investigations. They're just constantly putting special 586 00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:10,640 Speaker 1: prosecutors on each other whenever the other side wins an election. 587 00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:13,000 Speaker 1: But I wonder if this is if this could have 588 00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:14,640 Speaker 1: been avoided if there had been, you know, a non 589 00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:17,720 Speaker 1: eleven style commission instead of a special I mean, although 590 00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:19,560 Speaker 1: who know, they would have found something wrong with that too. 591 00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:21,120 Speaker 1: I mean that there's no yeah, I mean if the 592 00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:24,760 Speaker 1: bottom line is if they're actually investigating them and finding 593 00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:27,960 Speaker 1: things that are like bringing out the truth of their corruption, 594 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,200 Speaker 1: and there's no interest in the then there's no then 595 00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:32,080 Speaker 1: it's a it's a witch hunt. It's a snipe hunt. 596 00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:36,400 Speaker 1: It's all right. Was the nine eleven commission bipartisan and 597 00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:38,080 Speaker 1: it was you know, I think it was like three 598 00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:40,600 Speaker 1: at least three people. And there was another commission that 599 00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:43,200 Speaker 1: I think there was an option of either doing a 600 00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:47,200 Speaker 1: special prosecutor or an independent commission and independent commission sort 601 00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:50,640 Speaker 1: of like the they went prespecial prosecutor rather for Russia, 602 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:55,120 Speaker 1: right right, And you know jfk assassination and nine eleven Commission, 603 00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:58,680 Speaker 1: we're both bipartisan commissions. So yeah, it's just tough to 604 00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:05,520 Speaker 1: imagine any actual version of reality where anybody looking into 605 00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:08,320 Speaker 1: this can be seen as bipartisan. Yeah, I'd love to 606 00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:10,680 Speaker 1: ask them, like what would change your mind? What would 607 00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:12,880 Speaker 1: change your mind? Because I don't think it's not about 608 00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:15,760 Speaker 1: the truth. They work backwards from well, like I said, 609 00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:17,800 Speaker 1: were they first, we're backwards from we want the tax cuts. 610 00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:20,880 Speaker 1: Then it's Trump is right, it's you know everything else. 611 00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:24,120 Speaker 1: All right, We want to move on to just a 612 00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:29,120 Speaker 1: recent update about the North Korea talks that are scheduled 613 00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:33,400 Speaker 1: for June twelve. This morning, President Trump has announced that 614 00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:38,920 Speaker 1: they may be delayed, which is unfortunate because he has 615 00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:43,280 Speaker 1: also released a commemorative coin. Yeah, the White House had 616 00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:48,480 Speaker 1: a challenge coin, as they call it, Struck limited edition coin, uh, 617 00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:51,880 Speaker 1: with like Kim Jong n and Donald Trump on it. 618 00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:55,360 Speaker 1: It's very nice. Uh you know, has the White House 619 00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:57,280 Speaker 1: on one side with Air Force one flying over the 620 00:31:57,280 --> 00:32:00,640 Speaker 1: other side. Is like, uh, it's has surp pream Leader 621 00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:02,520 Speaker 1: Kim Chong N. I don't know why they put that 622 00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:05,120 Speaker 1: on there. That's a little yeah, that's what they put 623 00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:09,960 Speaker 1: President Donald J. Trump and Supreme Leader Kim Jong Uh. 624 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:13,240 Speaker 1: And it's just a gaudy, fucking stupid coin that I'm 625 00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:16,360 Speaker 1: sure because Donald Trump knows memorabilia, uh so he can 626 00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:19,120 Speaker 1: prove to people he was president at one point. Uh that. Yeah, 627 00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:21,200 Speaker 1: they had this coin. And again this speaks to the 628 00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:23,640 Speaker 1: whole spiking the football bullshit that you know, before you've 629 00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:26,800 Speaker 1: actually scored the touchdown, you're you're making a commemorative coin, 630 00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:29,520 Speaker 1: like on the heels of all this other ship to 631 00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:32,200 Speaker 1: white houses. So it was made by the White House, 632 00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:35,480 Speaker 1: I mean, I mean the orders I think, but do 633 00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:37,400 Speaker 1: come from the White House to have a challenge like 634 00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:42,360 Speaker 1: a challenge coin Struck. Like that's incredible that if you 635 00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:46,440 Speaker 1: were writing this story. Like if the VEEP writing staff 636 00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:49,800 Speaker 1: were suddenly tasked with just writing the news for the 637 00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:53,120 Speaker 1: next couple of months, that would be just the perfect 638 00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:56,240 Speaker 1: storyline that Trump has a commemorative coin that that becomes 639 00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:58,080 Speaker 1: like a big chip in it. It's like, but the 640 00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:00,480 Speaker 1: commemorative coin, like yeah, like it's going to be the 641 00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:03,040 Speaker 1: motivational factor for the character to go through with it. 642 00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:04,960 Speaker 1: It's like, well, I can't pull out now. I made 643 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:08,560 Speaker 1: the coin so and he's just so thirsty for a win. 644 00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:10,920 Speaker 1: This can't be good for his And I'm sure more 645 00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:13,719 Speaker 1: effort was put into making him look younger and handsome. 646 00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:18,600 Speaker 1: The idea his neck does his throat neck is it 647 00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:22,680 Speaker 1: kind of got a wattle though, I mean, he's got 648 00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:24,960 Speaker 1: a he's got jowls on that. Yeah, they both got 649 00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:28,240 Speaker 1: I mean, I love that they included the side fade 650 00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:32,040 Speaker 1: of like the real hard step cut he has, Yeah, stubble, 651 00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:36,760 Speaker 1: it's yeah, we'll see. I mean, the I hope. And again, 652 00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:39,120 Speaker 1: the coin in and of itself is not the issue. 653 00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:41,920 Speaker 1: It's it's that they're called the United States Government should 654 00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:44,240 Speaker 1: not be addressing him as a supreme leader. Yeah, exactly, 655 00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:45,880 Speaker 1: that's the other at least they didn't put a date 656 00:33:45,880 --> 00:33:48,560 Speaker 1: on it. Yeah, well, I know exactly. They only said eighteen. 657 00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:50,360 Speaker 1: Luckily they didn't put to the June twelve things, so 658 00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:52,040 Speaker 1: you know, the coin has a little bit of a 659 00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:54,520 Speaker 1: little shelf life still. So you know, if it doesn't 660 00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:56,320 Speaker 1: happen in June, and I'm sure it's gonna I'm sure 661 00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:58,800 Speaker 1: replicas are going to be for sale at every Trump property. Yeah, 662 00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:01,400 Speaker 1: oh absolutely, and hopefully those don't turn out to be 663 00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:05,560 Speaker 1: like the Bill's Super Bowl T shirts that were made 664 00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:09,280 Speaker 1: and given away to third world countries in the nineties. 665 00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:13,480 Speaker 1: All Right, we wanted to talk about something that sixty 666 00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:16,240 Speaker 1: minutes has covered a lot of different you know, respected 667 00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:20,240 Speaker 1: journalistic outlets have covered the possibility that the upcoming election 668 00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:26,080 Speaker 1: will be hacked, mid term elections being hacked. There's just 669 00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:31,520 Speaker 1: all sorts of evidence that points to foreign powers infiltrating 670 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:37,520 Speaker 1: various election security networks. And uh, the U S agency 671 00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:41,200 Speaker 1: charged with ensuring that voting machines meet security standards was 672 00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:45,719 Speaker 1: itself penetrated by a hacker after the November elections. Um 673 00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:49,839 Speaker 1: so they've been testing the fences and getting through the 674 00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:55,400 Speaker 1: fences easily, and all of these signs exactly the raptors 675 00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:58,480 Speaker 1: are testing the fences. The Russians in this case are 676 00:34:58,520 --> 00:35:03,640 Speaker 1: testing the fences. And the really scary thing is that 677 00:35:03,719 --> 00:35:08,280 Speaker 1: a lot of states in America don't have paper ballots 678 00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:12,359 Speaker 1: that back up their electronic ballots, so that leaves us 679 00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:15,920 Speaker 1: very open to I think what we call fucory, in 680 00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:19,479 Speaker 1: which the vote count could possibly be manipulated. And there's 681 00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:22,719 Speaker 1: been all kinds of weird stuff that has not been 682 00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:25,080 Speaker 1: really brought up in the news that is like kind 683 00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:27,680 Speaker 1: of fucking like next level sort. I don't know if 684 00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:29,160 Speaker 1: it's the next level, because I don't know anything. But 685 00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:32,719 Speaker 1: for example, like they found these cell site stimulators are 686 00:35:32,719 --> 00:35:35,880 Speaker 1: called sting rayser I m s I catchers, and you know, 687 00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:38,400 Speaker 1: it's not surprising. They then certain articles they say that 688 00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:41,160 Speaker 1: they would that foreign intelligence groups or criminal groups would 689 00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:45,080 Speaker 1: use this kind of uh hardware in the capital. But 690 00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:47,960 Speaker 1: for the first time, the DHS sort of acknowledged that 691 00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:54,239 Speaker 1: this stuff could possibly uh intercept sensitive political communications. Uh. 692 00:35:54,239 --> 00:35:56,760 Speaker 1: There are computers. There are a pair of Princeton computer 693 00:35:56,800 --> 00:36:00,120 Speaker 1: scientists have also pointed out that these cell phones simulators 694 00:36:00,239 --> 00:36:03,719 Speaker 1: they can like which they mimic legitimate cell towers, can 695 00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:07,400 Speaker 1: also be used for like inexpensive vote hacking. So basically, 696 00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:09,680 Speaker 1: the sting ray would intercept the vote totals from the 697 00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:13,720 Speaker 1: voting machine before they're uploaded to the actual canvassing computer 698 00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:17,400 Speaker 1: or mainframe thing. So and again they're just sort of like, oh, 699 00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:20,040 Speaker 1: how these weird cell simulators show up in d C. 700 00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:23,120 Speaker 1: There's just there are many other sort of frightening things 701 00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:25,520 Speaker 1: along with the idea that yeah, we don't have paper 702 00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:28,960 Speaker 1: records in certain states, like important states like Pennsylvania. Is 703 00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:31,359 Speaker 1: this not the number one priority of anyone who has 704 00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:34,560 Speaker 1: anything to do with running elections in this country? I mean, 705 00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:37,320 Speaker 1: this is this angers me so much that that whether 706 00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:42,200 Speaker 1: people are so cynical or lazy or or manipulative that 707 00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:45,879 Speaker 1: they saw what happened in and it wasn't their number 708 00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:47,880 Speaker 1: one priority to look at how can we prevent this 709 00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:49,920 Speaker 1: from happening again? Whatever your party is, just if you 710 00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:53,880 Speaker 1: if you like America, if you like democracy, how can 711 00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:55,600 Speaker 1: you not want to make sure that the integrity of 712 00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:58,719 Speaker 1: the elections. But if you're hyperpartisan, you might be like, well, 713 00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:00,040 Speaker 1: this might be the only way to fight off a 714 00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:03,560 Speaker 1: democratic leave, you know, because clearly intelligence community said that 715 00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:07,920 Speaker 1: Russia clearly favorite Trump over Hillary Clinton and using that information, 716 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:11,160 Speaker 1: we assume that possibly that's I don't think that people 717 00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:13,759 Speaker 1: are going to hack in the name of progressive ideals 718 00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:16,239 Speaker 1: for the left, but yeah, you know, I think even 719 00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:18,600 Speaker 1: in Europe, because they were really worried about certain elections 720 00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:22,080 Speaker 1: in the last year getting manipulated by foreign actors or whatever, 721 00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:24,880 Speaker 1: that some places just did all paper. They're like, we 722 00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:27,319 Speaker 1: don't even want to even mess with computers because at 723 00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:30,719 Speaker 1: least we know, like we're looking at human beings using 724 00:37:30,719 --> 00:37:33,319 Speaker 1: a paper ballot, and we have that we're counting that, right, 725 00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:39,760 Speaker 1: So that's pretty scary stuff. And the DHS, the Department 726 00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:44,480 Speaker 1: of Homeland Security, yesterday had a presentation for Congress to 727 00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:47,920 Speaker 1: which forty members of Congress showed up forty to fifty 728 00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:49,719 Speaker 1: they say fifty on the higher end, so that's like 729 00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:52,839 Speaker 1: roughly ten percent. Ten percent of Congress bothered to turn up. 730 00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:55,560 Speaker 1: So I don't know if it's cynicism. I don't know 731 00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:59,160 Speaker 1: if it's people on both sides being like, well, Trump 732 00:37:59,239 --> 00:38:01,959 Speaker 1: is clearly never and do anything about this because it's 733 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:05,319 Speaker 1: not in his interest to plug these holes. Essentially, well, 734 00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:08,360 Speaker 1: then we've done functionally nothing about it, right, I guess 735 00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:15,200 Speaker 1: Pennsylvania is still working with electronic ballots that they got 736 00:38:15,239 --> 00:38:20,000 Speaker 1: in that they put into a rotation in two thousand two, um, 737 00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:24,680 Speaker 1: and they are they just got funding to replace them 738 00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:28,720 Speaker 1: with new machines that will be updated in two thousand nineteen, 739 00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:32,799 Speaker 1: just in time, just in time for this. And then 740 00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:35,120 Speaker 1: I think had a few different like hacker conventions in 741 00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:38,400 Speaker 1: like Vegas. They were easily just penetrating like these voting 742 00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:40,960 Speaker 1: machines and like and hacked, and now I can do 743 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,920 Speaker 1: whatever I want in here. So yeah, I mean, I 744 00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:46,480 Speaker 1: don't know what what it is if there, you know, 745 00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:49,360 Speaker 1: I'm it surprises me that only fifty commerce people have 746 00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:51,360 Speaker 1: showed up. I don't know if that speaks to that 747 00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:53,520 Speaker 1: they felt the briefing was skewed or whatever. But when 748 00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:55,680 Speaker 1: you read the headline that they gave a briefing on 749 00:38:55,719 --> 00:38:58,879 Speaker 1: sort of election security and the numbers are low, Yeah, 750 00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:00,920 Speaker 1: this should be the most import I mean, aside from 751 00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:04,640 Speaker 1: just you know, not getting physically attacked by somebody. But 752 00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:08,360 Speaker 1: it's like, what's more important. That's what we fought for, Yeah, exactly, 753 00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:10,440 Speaker 1: this is our actual democracy. This is how we know 754 00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:12,160 Speaker 1: the will of the people. Was it that hearing though, 755 00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:14,560 Speaker 1: where someone from the DHS said that they weren't aware 756 00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:17,160 Speaker 1: of any evidence that the Russians had hacked the election, 757 00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:21,719 Speaker 1: even though it was a publicly available report. Kirsten Nielsen, 758 00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:24,440 Speaker 1: who is the head of DHS, said something to that 759 00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:28,279 Speaker 1: effect of more like she didn't she hadn't heard of 760 00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:32,640 Speaker 1: the intelligence community's assessment that Russia favorite Trump. Maybe that 761 00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:35,279 Speaker 1: was it, Yeah, yeah, which was weird of just sort 762 00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:37,400 Speaker 1: of like, oh, really, I don't know. It's like what 763 00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:39,560 Speaker 1: he's saying, like, how are you on one hand being 764 00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:42,600 Speaker 1: like our elections are vulnerable from who oh I don't know, 765 00:39:42,719 --> 00:39:46,279 Speaker 1: but look anyway, it says everything that they believe that 766 00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:48,080 Speaker 1: if they were if they were a fair election, that 767 00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:51,680 Speaker 1: they wouldn't win. Well. Yeah, that that's why the you know, 768 00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:54,920 Speaker 1: the redistricting and all those efforts are massively frightening to 769 00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:58,120 Speaker 1: the GOP because they spent so long completely gerrymandering the 770 00:39:58,120 --> 00:40:01,719 Speaker 1: districts and suppressing votes that if they're like, wait, we're 771 00:40:01,719 --> 00:40:04,640 Speaker 1: not gonna win a fair one, you know, So we'll see, 772 00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:08,920 Speaker 1: we'll see what happens. I'm sure, as you'd hope, this 773 00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:10,960 Speaker 1: story will pick up some steam and there will be 774 00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:14,040 Speaker 1: some kind of more public pressure for them to do 775 00:40:14,239 --> 00:40:17,120 Speaker 1: their time. Is there time to fix this stuff, I'd 776 00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:20,120 Speaker 1: imagine certainly to harden the targets, or at the very least, 777 00:40:20,239 --> 00:40:22,319 Speaker 1: like you know, you just go all analog and you're 778 00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:25,200 Speaker 1: like every everywhere's paper ballot. But I don't see how 779 00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:28,839 Speaker 1: you don't do that, because otherwise, the the idea that 780 00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:33,319 Speaker 1: you would have elections and they could be compromised and 781 00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:36,240 Speaker 1: we wouldn't know it. We just wouldn't have the paper 782 00:40:36,239 --> 00:40:38,600 Speaker 1: back up to see if people's votes have been changed. 783 00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:43,360 Speaker 1: That's fucking insane. There's no way around that. You need 784 00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:47,239 Speaker 1: to not do that if that's your plan. Yeah, I 785 00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:51,680 Speaker 1: don't know the whole idea of like jerrymandering, and now 786 00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:56,120 Speaker 1: this I just wonder if I know that I personally 787 00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:59,840 Speaker 1: was less motivated. I feel like in the past, the 788 00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:03,480 Speaker 1: gop UH and the right has been way more motivated 789 00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:07,960 Speaker 1: to find these cracks that they can exploit in the system. 790 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:12,400 Speaker 1: And I feel like a lot of people who oppose 791 00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:16,920 Speaker 1: far right wing politics were just made aware and just 792 00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:21,160 Speaker 1: like sort of activated. So that would be the possibly 793 00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:23,960 Speaker 1: hopeful spin to put on it is that all this 794 00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:26,080 Speaker 1: fuckory is going to be harder for them to pull 795 00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:29,600 Speaker 1: off now that people have seen how bad it can get. 796 00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:33,440 Speaker 1: If if you're not actively engaged and you know, getting 797 00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:36,600 Speaker 1: out and voting and you know, monitoring and making sure 798 00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:42,160 Speaker 1: that the electoral system is protected. So we shall see. 799 00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:44,399 Speaker 1: We're going to take a quick break. We'll be right back, 800 00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:57,520 Speaker 1: and we're back. And just a brief news flash is 801 00:41:57,560 --> 00:42:00,520 Speaker 1: that a sinkhole is opening up in the White else lawn. 802 00:42:01,719 --> 00:42:06,000 Speaker 1: It's growing every day. So yeah, someone who's not very 803 00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:09,680 Speaker 1: subtle is writing the news now apparently, whether it be 804 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:13,480 Speaker 1: the VEEP writing staff or just or it's a biblical thing, 805 00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:16,000 Speaker 1: you know, like Hell could be opening up to swallow it. Yeah, 806 00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:19,560 Speaker 1: the Old Testament is definitely not very subtle. Yeah. Yeah, 807 00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:24,960 Speaker 1: but I love the Pentateuch. You've always been a fan. So, uh, 808 00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:28,600 Speaker 1: let's get into the Michael Cohen letter that would get 809 00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:35,000 Speaker 1: into The Onion back in two thousand. Yeah, publish the 810 00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:38,080 Speaker 1: story that was Okay. If first of all, if you're 811 00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:39,759 Speaker 1: listening to show you don't what the the Onion is, 812 00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:42,200 Speaker 1: shame on you. The Onion is a satirical website, is 813 00:42:42,239 --> 00:42:47,480 Speaker 1: one of the great satirical news websites publications out there. Uh, 814 00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:51,440 Speaker 1: and in they ran an op ed which is fake. 815 00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:55,440 Speaker 1: Let me say that again, a fake satirical ha ha 816 00:42:55,800 --> 00:43:00,840 Speaker 1: lo lo loll jokey op ed written by Donald Trump supposedly, 817 00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:02,880 Speaker 1: but it's satirical, so we know it wasn't actually written 818 00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:05,279 Speaker 1: by him, called when You're feeling Low, Just Remember, I'll 819 00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:07,960 Speaker 1: be dead and about fifteen or twenty years and it 820 00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:10,320 Speaker 1: was just a very you know, stupid, just sort of 821 00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:12,760 Speaker 1: piece about Donald Trump, you know, dying because he sucks. 822 00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:14,879 Speaker 1: That's right, and they're not very distant future. I will 823 00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:17,480 Speaker 1: die and then be gone from the world for all eternity. 824 00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:19,600 Speaker 1: You may even get to watch me in a casket 825 00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:22,360 Speaker 1: on national television being lowered into the ground, never to 826 00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:26,040 Speaker 1: be seen again. I bet you're smiling just thinking about that. Yeah. 827 00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:29,600 Speaker 1: And then so because you know Michael Cohen, he's like 828 00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:32,960 Speaker 1: number one attack dog for Trump or who knows how 829 00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:36,719 Speaker 1: this letter came about A letter, very angry takedown letter 830 00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:39,920 Speaker 1: was written by Michael Cohen in all seriousness to the onion, 831 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:41,879 Speaker 1: and it goes like this, Dear Mr Hannah, I wish 832 00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:44,760 Speaker 1: to call your attention to an article currently on your homepage, 833 00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:47,920 Speaker 1: allegedly penned by Donald Trump entitled when You're feeling Low, 834 00:43:48,239 --> 00:43:50,160 Speaker 1: Just Remember I'll be dead about ten or fifteen years. 835 00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:53,520 Speaker 1: Let me begin by stating the obvious that the commentary 836 00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:58,239 Speaker 1: was not written by Mr Trump. Secondly, the article is 837 00:43:58,280 --> 00:44:01,839 Speaker 1: an absolutely disgusting piece that lacks any place in journalism, 838 00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,920 Speaker 1: even in your onion. I am here by demanding that 839 00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,920 Speaker 1: you immediately remove this disgraceful piece from your website, an 840 00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:10,400 Speaker 1: issue an apology to Mr Trump. I further asked that 841 00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:13,879 Speaker 1: you contact immediately to discuss this commentary goes way beyond 842 00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:16,480 Speaker 1: defamation and if not immediately removed, I will take all 843 00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:20,160 Speaker 1: actions necessary to ensure your actions do not go without consequence. 844 00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:28,120 Speaker 1: Guide yourself accordingly, yours, Michael Cohen, Oh, yours? Yeah, warmly, sincerely, Coco. 845 00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:32,080 Speaker 1: So yeah, I mean, he clearly didn't know what the 846 00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:35,520 Speaker 1: fun the Onion was. And it turns out when you 847 00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:38,320 Speaker 1: ask people, so our writer Jam mcnah was kind of 848 00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:41,520 Speaker 1: looking into this thing, and there have been articles written 849 00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:43,960 Speaker 1: about this moment at the Onion and what happened, and 850 00:44:44,120 --> 00:44:46,719 Speaker 1: like one of the people who used to work there 851 00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:50,440 Speaker 1: speculates that it was probably Trump himself that wrote this 852 00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:52,400 Speaker 1: letter and just had Michael Cohen sent it off. They 853 00:44:52,480 --> 00:44:54,600 Speaker 1: point to just sort of like the words like this 854 00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:58,320 Speaker 1: article is disgraceful and disgusting and essentially amounts to I 855 00:44:58,520 --> 00:45:03,800 Speaker 1: demand an apology. I hereby demand yeah exactly, um, And 856 00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:06,000 Speaker 1: it's just sort of like that sort of like that 857 00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:08,640 Speaker 1: just is the total Trump brand in terms of, you know, 858 00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:11,360 Speaker 1: his writing style and like the wording they say is 859 00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:14,439 Speaker 1: wonky is nowhere even close to being like legal ease, 860 00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:19,040 Speaker 1: I mean granted granted, like literally garbage law school. So 861 00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:21,520 Speaker 1: of course we can't expect him to use like real, 862 00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:25,000 Speaker 1: you know, like nuanced vocabulary. But yeah, Trump is the 863 00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:28,440 Speaker 1: one who sits around googling Donald Trump all day every day, 864 00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:31,640 Speaker 1: not Michael Cohen, or maybe it is Michael Cohen, but 865 00:45:31,680 --> 00:45:35,319 Speaker 1: if so, that's very sad um. But the crazy part 866 00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:38,440 Speaker 1: is on the Onion put out this piece. Michael Cohen 867 00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:40,879 Speaker 1: then gets on Twitter to be like, see, I knew 868 00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:45,320 Speaker 1: that was you guys. It's clearly a satirical website, so 869 00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:51,120 Speaker 1: therefore my response was also satire. Therefore, by the laws 870 00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:54,640 Speaker 1: of comedy, I am the new lord of ha has 871 00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:59,480 Speaker 1: I don't know, I mean, like was he Maybe all 872 00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:03,560 Speaker 1: of you hashtag haters hashtag trolls missed the memo. But 873 00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:09,280 Speaker 1: at the Onion is a news satire organization that means 874 00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:13,120 Speaker 1: dot dot dot it's not real, but not. I think 875 00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:15,160 Speaker 1: he's because they just came out with an article today, 876 00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:18,879 Speaker 1: I think. But he was responding to where I thought 877 00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:21,200 Speaker 1: the story was that they hadn't responded to it, and 878 00:46:21,239 --> 00:46:24,880 Speaker 1: they just recently discovered that they so they said, they 879 00:46:24,960 --> 00:46:28,160 Speaker 1: said that this editorial saying all right, we'd like to 880 00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:29,440 Speaker 1: take you up on your offer to come and talk 881 00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:31,080 Speaker 1: to you and everything like, well, well, we'll take that 882 00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:33,440 Speaker 1: down in exchange for access to the president, like the 883 00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:36,120 Speaker 1: quid pro quo if you would, Yeah, yeah, that's great. 884 00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:37,840 Speaker 1: And so I think he was saying that that was 885 00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:40,440 Speaker 1: satire or or that that the letter itself it was 886 00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:42,160 Speaker 1: you know, I don't know either way, the fact that 887 00:46:42,239 --> 00:46:43,640 Speaker 1: he would have to come out he was like, oh, 888 00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:45,719 Speaker 1: that's a joke that I would do quid pro quo 889 00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:49,560 Speaker 1: with the president who is clicking on hashtag trolls like 890 00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:53,279 Speaker 1: looking for let me see what the trolls are trying 891 00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:56,480 Speaker 1: to the marketing people who put out the failed animated 892 00:46:56,960 --> 00:47:01,440 Speaker 1: version of the troll film Trolls. Um. I just love 893 00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:04,760 Speaker 1: the idea of him explaining to us that the onion 894 00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:10,840 Speaker 1: is satire, what genus He's just yeah, again, Trump, you know, 895 00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:13,080 Speaker 1: this is John is no humor. He has no sense 896 00:47:13,120 --> 00:47:15,719 Speaker 1: of humor. He is not he is incapable of an 897 00:47:15,760 --> 00:47:18,640 Speaker 1: He's so thin skinned. And that's that's one of the 898 00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:21,279 Speaker 1: things that people. I think Comy wrote about it, and 899 00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:23,640 Speaker 1: I think there's other people who spend time around him 900 00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:27,959 Speaker 1: who remark that the most notable thing about Donald Trump 901 00:47:28,160 --> 00:47:30,280 Speaker 1: when you spend time around him is he never laughs, 902 00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:35,399 Speaker 1: never smiles, it's just all. And we spent a lot 903 00:47:35,480 --> 00:47:38,000 Speaker 1: of time looking for clips of him laughing, and I 904 00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:45,080 Speaker 1: think we found one. Yeah, it's sort of like an angry, passive, 905 00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:47,719 Speaker 1: aggressive laugh. They were also saying, like this other piece 906 00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:51,640 Speaker 1: that Donald Trump actually called the onion because there was 907 00:47:51,719 --> 00:47:54,560 Speaker 1: no response to that email, which would also lead you 908 00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:59,279 Speaker 1: to of course it was old Donnie. Sorry, John Miller, 909 00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:01,600 Speaker 1: you couldn't spend this one this time. And I've talked 910 00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:03,839 Speaker 1: about how when I was at ABC News, we were 911 00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:06,520 Speaker 1: creating a piece about how Donald Trump is not as 912 00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:10,320 Speaker 1: rich as he claimed, and he himself called to the 913 00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:14,560 Speaker 1: office maybe thirty times a day. He is don't drag me, please, 914 00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:17,880 Speaker 1: don't drag but yeah, except basically threatening to sue until 915 00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:22,640 Speaker 1: the ABC News legal department was like okay. And also, 916 00:48:22,840 --> 00:48:24,920 Speaker 1: if you look at Michael Cohen's writing style where we've 917 00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:27,360 Speaker 1: seen him actually send ship to other people who'll be like, 918 00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:30,240 Speaker 1: what I will do to you will be fucking disgusting, 919 00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:32,520 Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like, that's how Michael Cohen 920 00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:34,360 Speaker 1: comes at you. So there's the other thing. When you 921 00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:37,719 Speaker 1: look at his past works, you can tell that he's 922 00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:41,560 Speaker 1: this is not his usual writing style. Yeah. Um. And 923 00:48:41,680 --> 00:48:46,200 Speaker 1: then we also wanted to talk about a word that 924 00:48:46,480 --> 00:48:52,440 Speaker 1: has been deemed too hot for cake cake. Um. So, 925 00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:57,000 Speaker 1: a student who was graduating coom laude uh from his 926 00:48:57,640 --> 00:49:00,160 Speaker 1: Now this is weird. He was graduating from his is 927 00:49:00,719 --> 00:49:05,120 Speaker 1: Christian based homeschool program with the four point eight nine 928 00:49:05,160 --> 00:49:08,080 Speaker 1: grade point average, which I would feel worse for him 929 00:49:08,160 --> 00:49:11,920 Speaker 1: if he was graduating from uh real school? Am I 930 00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:15,279 Speaker 1: allowed to say that? I mean probably not? But yeah 931 00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:17,680 Speaker 1: he did it. He did get an a in making 932 00:49:17,719 --> 00:49:22,759 Speaker 1: his bed though exactly. Uh. So they organized graduation get 933 00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:28,600 Speaker 1: out organizer graduation party. Uh and she ordered a cake 934 00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:34,320 Speaker 1: online from Publix right because he achieved the coveted sumauma 935 00:49:35,120 --> 00:49:37,279 Speaker 1: you know what I mean from his mom from which 936 00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:41,960 Speaker 1: again is I believe Latin for with honors and what's 937 00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:47,400 Speaker 1: the suma part? Super super super with honors to the 938 00:49:47,480 --> 00:49:50,759 Speaker 1: max to the extreme. Yes, so I think it goes 939 00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:54,200 Speaker 1: Magna's the best, Suma is the second with the highest distinction, 940 00:49:54,239 --> 00:49:57,080 Speaker 1: So I guess yeah, that just means with the highest Magna. 941 00:49:57,800 --> 00:50:01,600 Speaker 1: He finished mag the kum laude is with great honor, 942 00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:04,520 Speaker 1: and then Summa cum lade is with what's the greatest 943 00:50:04,560 --> 00:50:09,160 Speaker 1: on her highest um. So congratulations on the Suma podcast. 944 00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:12,040 Speaker 1: So she carefully typed the words she wanted on the cake, 945 00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:16,799 Speaker 1: Congrats Jacob Summa cum Laude, class of two thousand eighteen uh. 946 00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:21,560 Speaker 1: And Publix's online system was apparently unhappy with the word 947 00:50:21,920 --> 00:50:27,920 Speaker 1: kum because they changed it on the cake to congrats 948 00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:33,600 Speaker 1: Jacob Suma blank blank loud a class of two thousand 949 00:50:33,760 --> 00:50:39,240 Speaker 1: eighteen uh because they thought he said, come yeah, Suma, 950 00:50:39,880 --> 00:50:45,440 Speaker 1: come loud, come on public. Let's let him rock with 951 00:50:45,600 --> 00:50:47,480 Speaker 1: the you know, if he got the inflated g p 952 00:50:47,640 --> 00:50:50,200 Speaker 1: a like, let him flex with his cake. You know, 953 00:50:50,440 --> 00:50:53,560 Speaker 1: don't don't don't police the speech because you don't understand Latin, 954 00:50:53,680 --> 00:50:55,560 Speaker 1: because you thought, because what a mother was going to 955 00:50:55,719 --> 00:50:58,560 Speaker 1: put that on a cake like intending it for to me? 956 00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:00,600 Speaker 1: The same thing is like, let's let's say you saw 957 00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:03,160 Speaker 1: that you weren't obviously, you know, I'm assuming if you 958 00:51:03,239 --> 00:51:06,800 Speaker 1: graduated Zuma cumlaude, you're not in the cake department public 959 00:51:07,280 --> 00:51:09,880 Speaker 1: regardless of that, wouldn't would if they couldn't print it, 960 00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:12,600 Speaker 1: wouldn't they call the person or informing them and say, 961 00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:14,600 Speaker 1: we we we can't do this, but we want do 962 00:51:14,600 --> 00:51:16,400 Speaker 1: you want to rewrite it or whatnot? But was it? 963 00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:18,920 Speaker 1: Do you think it was the computer system that automatically 964 00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:21,080 Speaker 1: changed it? So it wasn't. It wasn't someone working at 965 00:51:21,239 --> 00:51:23,439 Speaker 1: publix that said I'm not gonna I'm not gonna write 966 00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:26,160 Speaker 1: this on a cake. Right. So someone at Jezebel did 967 00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:29,120 Speaker 1: their own test where they basically there's like an impromptu 968 00:51:29,239 --> 00:51:32,000 Speaker 1: test where they just sort of put in like profane 969 00:51:32,080 --> 00:51:35,040 Speaker 1: words to see what the website would censor. So they 970 00:51:35,120 --> 00:51:37,279 Speaker 1: found that embrace yourself. I'm going to say a few 971 00:51:37,320 --> 00:51:40,440 Speaker 1: profane words, okay, so please brace yourself. These are the 972 00:51:40,480 --> 00:51:48,200 Speaker 1: words that they found were automatically censored. Fuck, fuck er, ship, bastard, bitch, count, vagina, penis, buttinus, butthole, ass, asshole, pussy, crapcock, 973 00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:51,560 Speaker 1: far cleef, damn hell, slot, horror, processute, hooker, and the 974 00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:54,000 Speaker 1: N word. Now I don't know why they just for 975 00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:56,520 Speaker 1: certain racial slurs. They were like the N word, and 976 00:51:56,640 --> 00:51:58,000 Speaker 1: then this could be the writer's thing, and then it 977 00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:01,200 Speaker 1: said a variety of other racial sturs in addition to motherfucker, 978 00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:04,560 Speaker 1: top bonerges, spunk and piss And then but they've also 979 00:52:04,640 --> 00:52:07,040 Speaker 1: found that these words weren't so and the other words 980 00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:11,439 Speaker 1: that got through the network poop come tain't dick, dick hole, controversary, 981 00:52:11,480 --> 00:52:16,640 Speaker 1: hamwhilet dump, Jesus sex, jew should ask communists on one 982 00:52:16,719 --> 00:52:22,520 Speaker 1: cake give splooze, douche, darn, homo, libtard die. So, I 983 00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:25,640 Speaker 1: don't know, it's it's weird. I'm not exactly sure how 984 00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:28,279 Speaker 1: that they didn't actually order any of those cakes. In 985 00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:30,719 Speaker 1: other words, you get a confirmation once you put in 986 00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:32,880 Speaker 1: your thing of what the cake is gonna say. And 987 00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:35,080 Speaker 1: and the ones that were censored had the dashes in it. 988 00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:36,800 Speaker 1: So the mom who ordered the cake should have should 989 00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:38,760 Speaker 1: have known that they weren't going to do that, right, Yeah, apparently, 990 00:52:38,840 --> 00:52:40,160 Speaker 1: like when you look at one, I think she was 991 00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:43,920 Speaker 1: looking for a little viral images like, so she ordered it. 992 00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:46,760 Speaker 1: It looks like this flagged and and said profane slash 993 00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:50,080 Speaker 1: special characters not allowed. So she knew, so she went 994 00:52:50,120 --> 00:52:54,319 Speaker 1: ahead with it to make a point. Yeah, I guess so. Um. 995 00:52:54,880 --> 00:53:00,320 Speaker 1: I mean, she says her son was humiliated, suma blank outday. 996 00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:02,799 Speaker 1: What the funk is this? Mom? Oh my god, there's 997 00:53:02,840 --> 00:53:07,719 Speaker 1: no with so it's highest honor? Who hell wants that? 998 00:53:08,320 --> 00:53:11,200 Speaker 1: You think I duped an entire education system from my 999 00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:13,759 Speaker 1: son to graduate with a falsely inflated g p A. 1000 00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:18,360 Speaker 1: Just really coming for the homeschooled. This doesn't pass the 1001 00:53:18,360 --> 00:53:20,239 Speaker 1: smell test. She she she knew what she was doing, 1002 00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:24,360 Speaker 1: and I think wanted to make a story, presumably, although 1003 00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:28,040 Speaker 1: I don't think that it goes from screen onto cake 1004 00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:32,920 Speaker 1: without some human intervention, right, Like they have somebody writing 1005 00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:35,680 Speaker 1: the ship up and yeah, printed seeing a thing. I mean, 1006 00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:37,719 Speaker 1: you know, they might have thought that was an inside joke, 1007 00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:39,799 Speaker 1: but you know, there probably could have been someone who 1008 00:53:39,920 --> 00:53:41,880 Speaker 1: ordered it. And you know, if they'd actually written the 1009 00:53:42,239 --> 00:53:45,919 Speaker 1: comb that they would have been upset. Yeah what's there? 1010 00:53:47,320 --> 00:53:50,680 Speaker 1: Yeah again? You know, Look, I know people that have 1011 00:53:50,760 --> 00:53:54,320 Speaker 1: been homeschooled, and some people actually have gotten educational homeschooling, 1012 00:53:54,360 --> 00:53:56,919 Speaker 1: and other people I saw were like actor type kids 1013 00:53:57,160 --> 00:53:59,799 Speaker 1: who basically they just had to go to some form 1014 00:53:59,840 --> 00:54:02,680 Speaker 1: of qute unquote school to basically, you know, because they 1015 00:54:02,719 --> 00:54:05,719 Speaker 1: were working, uh and they functionally got no education. So 1016 00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:08,400 Speaker 1: I'm a little skeptical. But it turns out it was 1017 00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:11,080 Speaker 1: actually a four point seven nine jack. So I'm looking 1018 00:54:11,120 --> 00:54:13,759 Speaker 1: at the mother's Facebook post where she explains it all. 1019 00:54:13,840 --> 00:54:17,239 Speaker 1: It's very so she she planned all of this just 1020 00:54:17,440 --> 00:54:19,560 Speaker 1: so she could do a brag on the kid's g 1021 00:54:19,680 --> 00:54:21,440 Speaker 1: p A. She had no interest in getting this cake 1022 00:54:21,520 --> 00:54:23,040 Speaker 1: thing up there. She just need an excuse to tell 1023 00:54:23,080 --> 00:54:25,600 Speaker 1: people like how might be onto something because let me 1024 00:54:25,680 --> 00:54:27,640 Speaker 1: read you the post. But she this is how we 1025 00:54:27,680 --> 00:54:30,080 Speaker 1: even found out it was a story. She goes like this, Okay, 1026 00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:33,480 Speaker 1: I didn't want to post, but I cannot resist. That 1027 00:54:33,640 --> 00:54:37,080 Speaker 1: already means I wanted to post exactly. I ordered Jacob's 1028 00:54:37,080 --> 00:54:40,160 Speaker 1: graduation cake from Public seventy cake. He heared a four 1029 00:54:40,239 --> 00:54:42,439 Speaker 1: point seven nine g p A. Publics refused to write 1030 00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:45,440 Speaker 1: the word suma kum lad because I was using profanity. 1031 00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:47,959 Speaker 1: They put three dashes instead of the word. How utterly 1032 00:54:48,040 --> 00:54:49,800 Speaker 1: ridiculous and I will be speaking to a manager for 1033 00:54:49,920 --> 00:54:52,359 Speaker 1: a refund. Shame on you Public's for turning innocent Latin 1034 00:54:52,360 --> 00:54:54,480 Speaker 1: phrase in a total embarrassment for having to explain to 1035 00:54:54,560 --> 00:54:57,040 Speaker 1: my son and others, including my seven year old mother, 1036 00:54:57,560 --> 00:55:02,200 Speaker 1: about this joke of a cake. My son was humiliated mortified. Now, 1037 00:55:02,320 --> 00:55:06,240 Speaker 1: I do not disbelieve that the Sun was humiliated or mortified. 1038 00:55:06,320 --> 00:55:08,680 Speaker 1: I just can just this post. Yes, I do not 1039 00:55:08,760 --> 00:55:10,880 Speaker 1: think it had anything to do with the word on 1040 00:55:10,920 --> 00:55:13,880 Speaker 1: the cake, but yeah, she totally could have posted that 1041 00:55:14,040 --> 00:55:16,400 Speaker 1: without mentioning the g P A. Yeah, it doesn't need 1042 00:55:16,440 --> 00:55:19,239 Speaker 1: to write exactly underlining four point seven. And I guess 1043 00:55:19,280 --> 00:55:21,080 Speaker 1: to make sures like I'm not cheating when I asked 1044 00:55:21,120 --> 00:55:23,840 Speaker 1: for Summa kuma. Okay, it falls within so we all know. 1045 00:55:23,880 --> 00:55:25,320 Speaker 1: When you order a cake, you do have to submit 1046 00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:28,560 Speaker 1: your transcript. I mean when it was my birthday, they 1047 00:55:28,560 --> 00:55:30,040 Speaker 1: asked me to see I d just to get at 1048 00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:31,719 Speaker 1: Basking Robins. The You're like, well when's your birthday? When 1049 00:55:31,719 --> 00:55:34,120 Speaker 1: you said, okay, well I guess we'll write it. Uh. 1050 00:55:34,360 --> 00:55:36,879 Speaker 1: J Keith, that's been a pleasure having you. Man. Where 1051 00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:40,160 Speaker 1: can people find and follow you? The big thing to 1052 00:55:40,320 --> 00:55:43,279 Speaker 1: find and follow is I am the host of a 1053 00:55:43,600 --> 00:55:46,320 Speaker 1: podcast on the Maximum Fund network called Go Fact Yourself, 1054 00:55:46,360 --> 00:55:48,880 Speaker 1: which is celebrities playing trivia games. It's super fun. Can 1055 00:55:48,880 --> 00:55:51,280 Speaker 1: get it wherever you hit podcasts. Uh. And our website 1056 00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:53,960 Speaker 1: is go factor pod dot com and on Twitter at 1057 00:55:54,040 --> 00:55:57,360 Speaker 1: go factor Pod. My personal Twitter is at j Underscore 1058 00:55:57,480 --> 00:56:00,920 Speaker 1: Keith all right, that's easy enough. I can say more 1059 00:56:00,920 --> 00:56:04,640 Speaker 1: about it, but there's the basis. Was just processing, Okay, 1060 00:56:05,239 --> 00:56:08,200 Speaker 1: I was just going golf miles. Where can people find you? 1061 00:56:08,360 --> 00:56:10,960 Speaker 1: You can find me on Twitter and Instagram at Miles 1062 00:56:11,120 --> 00:56:15,200 Speaker 1: of Gray. You can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore. O'Brien. 1063 00:56:15,320 --> 00:56:18,319 Speaker 1: You can find us on Twitter at Daily Zeitgeist. We're 1064 00:56:18,360 --> 00:56:21,280 Speaker 1: on Instagram at the Daily Zeitgeist. We have a Facebook 1065 00:56:21,280 --> 00:56:23,960 Speaker 1: fam page and a website, Daily zeitgeis dot com where 1066 00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:27,040 Speaker 1: we post our episodes and our butt We lick off 1067 00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:30,880 Speaker 1: to the information that we talked about in today's episode, 1068 00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:33,760 Speaker 1: as well as the song that we write out on Miles. 1069 00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:37,160 Speaker 1: What's that gonn be? Today? Okay, let's say today, I'm 1070 00:56:37,320 --> 00:56:40,880 Speaker 1: feeling this artist Buddy with a track called find Me. 1071 00:56:41,080 --> 00:56:43,520 Speaker 1: I first heard about it through the video for this 1072 00:56:43,920 --> 00:56:46,759 Speaker 1: uh song, which is really dope. Check out the video 1073 00:56:46,800 --> 00:56:49,320 Speaker 1: for this track called find Me. But yeah, buddies just 1074 00:56:49,440 --> 00:56:51,080 Speaker 1: kind of like in this new wave of R and 1075 00:56:51,120 --> 00:56:54,200 Speaker 1: B guys just doing this thing. I think you'll enjoy it. Uh, 1076 00:56:54,280 --> 00:56:56,120 Speaker 1: and please actually do check out the video, WHU. It's 1077 00:56:56,120 --> 00:56:58,240 Speaker 1: really cool like they shot it in like a buick 1078 00:56:58,360 --> 00:57:01,240 Speaker 1: or something that they're just rotating like three six degrees 1079 00:57:01,280 --> 00:57:02,920 Speaker 1: so as he's in it, you can just see the 1080 00:57:02,960 --> 00:57:05,440 Speaker 1: gravity pull on him as he's sitting like in the car. 1081 00:57:06,120 --> 00:57:08,359 Speaker 1: But they edited in a very cool way like finding 1082 00:57:08,480 --> 00:57:11,000 Speaker 1: this guy. So check out the video to find me 1083 00:57:11,200 --> 00:57:13,680 Speaker 1: by Buddy. All right, we're gonna write out on that. 1084 00:57:13,840 --> 00:57:16,440 Speaker 1: We will be back tomorrow because it is a daily podcast. 1085 00:57:16,480 --> 00:57:35,080 Speaker 1: Talk to you guysn't by going crazy out of my 1086 00:57:35,240 --> 00:57:39,240 Speaker 1: mind these days so much ship that gotta decide these 1087 00:57:39,360 --> 00:57:44,200 Speaker 1: days listening to our lives days saying, starting a my car, 1088 00:57:44,400 --> 00:57:47,439 Speaker 1: I'm trying to get away way. It seems like I've 1089 00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:52,240 Speaker 1: been driving naw day, smoking, then drinking all by myself, 1090 00:57:52,720 --> 00:58:03,960 Speaker 1: hoping now wishing to find myself lasting a lot. Come fine, 1091 00:58:08,600 --> 00:58:22,600 Speaker 1: I just wanted to look come trying me last and 1092 00:58:22,800 --> 00:58:25,680 Speaker 1: I've been looking, but I haven't found a thing yet. 1093 00:58:25,960 --> 00:58:28,280 Speaker 1: She've been trying to can get at the time. But 1094 00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:33,080 Speaker 1: I'm just posting, chilling all by myself. We crumbs on 1095 00:58:33,200 --> 00:58:36,520 Speaker 1: my thumbs getting high. It's hell could smoke chase it 1096 00:58:36,600 --> 00:58:39,120 Speaker 1: down with a little liquor did not. I hop off 1097 00:58:39,160 --> 00:58:42,280 Speaker 1: the freeway just to swerve through the city. Got coplights 1098 00:58:42,360 --> 00:58:44,520 Speaker 1: behind me. Damn, I hope they don't kill me. Like 1099 00:58:44,800 --> 00:58:48,480 Speaker 1: who's calm down? Rubbing all my temples. I'm smoking and 1100 00:58:48,760 --> 00:58:53,800 Speaker 1: drinking all by myself, hoping then wishing to find myself 1101 00:58:53,960 --> 00:58:57,760 Speaker 1: in the late night, catching the vibe by myself. Lord 1102 00:58:57,840 --> 00:59:00,560 Speaker 1: will and we won't die to night. We don't fly 1103 00:59:00,800 --> 00:59:04,680 Speaker 1: to night. And I fly by myself, realizing that I 1104 00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:07,880 Speaker 1: can't hide from myself. Close my eyes just to see 1105 00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:13,760 Speaker 1: what the side of myself. I cried by myself, sting alone. 1106 00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:32,760 Speaker 1: Come fine, I just want to feel ve come trying me? 1107 00:59:38,720 --> 00:59:41,600 Speaker 1: Is the sam changing a lot somewhere by the water 1108 00:59:41,760 --> 00:59:44,400 Speaker 1: finally made it straight out of constance by the calling 1109 00:59:44,480 --> 00:59:47,240 Speaker 1: me like, don't we holly see you at all? Y'all 1110 00:59:47,320 --> 00:59:49,240 Speaker 1: know you are hit shining, but you can't do it 1111 00:59:49,480 --> 00:59:52,320 Speaker 1: all by yourself. So I can hit the voice of 1112 00:59:52,400 --> 00:59:56,280 Speaker 1: my mom telling me to pray for understanding, wisdom and knowledge, 1113 00:59:56,360 --> 00:59:58,120 Speaker 1: which I knew what I know now back when I 1114 00:59:58,280 --> 01:00:01,080 Speaker 1: dropped out of college. Sometimes I feel like I can't 1115 01:00:01,080 --> 01:00:03,600 Speaker 1: have way of my ship accomplish it don't matter because 1116 01:00:03,640 --> 01:00:08,080 Speaker 1: I'm looking and drinking all by myself, hoping then wishing 1117 01:00:08,160 --> 01:00:11,880 Speaker 1: to find myself in the late night, catching the vibe 1118 01:00:11,920 --> 01:00:15,800 Speaker 1: by myself. Lord will and we won't die tonight. We're 1119 01:00:15,880 --> 01:00:20,080 Speaker 1: gonna fly to night and the fly by myself. Realizing 1120 01:00:20,240 --> 01:00:23,240 Speaker 1: that I can't hide from myself, close my eyes just 1121 01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:26,280 Speaker 1: to see what's the side of myself, I cry by 1122 01:00:26,400 --> 01:00:41,080 Speaker 1: myself and alone. Come fine me. I just want to 1123 01:00:41,200 --> 01:01:02,880 Speaker 1: feel love. Come try me last and alone. Man vetoir 1124 01:01:03,280 --> 01:01:03,320 Speaker 1: a