Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis durand the Elvis Duran phon tappen.
Speaker 2: This is one of those you make the call phone taps.
Speaker 2: We love these. We just connect you with whoever you
Speaker 2: want a phone tap and let you do all the work.
Speaker 1: It's all up to you. Oh, we're gonna get my husband, Mike.
Speaker 1: We got this pool and stalled a couple of weeks ago,
Speaker 1: and he wanted no part of this pool. So anything
Speaker 1: that we can do to try to get him fired
Speaker 1: up about the pools falling down or something like that,
Speaker 1: he'll go nuts and lose his mind. So Mike, yeah,
Speaker 1: oh my god, you're never gonna believe what I did.
Speaker 1: What you do? I went outside to mow the lawn,
Speaker 1: and oh.
Speaker 2: My god, who would you do?
Speaker 1: I ran into the pool, into the pool, I ran
Speaker 1: into the buttes of the pool, and it made a
Speaker 1: crack in the pool.
Speaker 2: Dang. Let me ask you something. Why are you trying
Speaker 2: to mold.
Speaker 1: A lawn because it needs to be mowed. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I was trying to stake help you out with the
Speaker 1: work and the yawn and stuff. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Well, every time you try to do something, something happened.
Speaker 2: You tried to mod a long list, and you put
Speaker 2: the gas with the oil, you tried to weed wack,
Speaker 2: you poke the things. Why are you keep doing things
Speaker 2: like that for I'm just.
Speaker 1: Trying to help you. I don't know what to do.
Speaker 1: Maybe I could like, guy, well there's the.
Speaker 2: Pool's done, Go to pool people. I don't know. It's broke.
Speaker 2: What here's a warranty? Like, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Well, maybe there's something I could put in there or something.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: There's nothing you can do. What could you do? Pull
Speaker 2: it's broke, it's coming out? Are we gonna do? I'm
Speaker 2: not a pool guy. Pull the pool people?
Speaker 1: What pool people? The place that we bought it from?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Well, I just don't know what to do about the yard.
Speaker 1: It's like all flooded. It's going to flood.
Speaker 2: The whole yard's gonna flood.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, the water is like I think it's
Speaker 1: going like into the pigeon coop or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, probably it's eight thousand gowns. It's gonna flood the
Speaker 2: whole neighborhood. Do you did me?
Speaker 1: Well? What am I gonna do about the birds in
Speaker 1: the back?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I have no idea.
Speaker 1: God, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: How could you do something like that? I don't under
Speaker 2: skin you, like, what are you trying to moti waff?
Speaker 2: You just moved on.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I just thought I would help you. I
Speaker 1: was cleaning the hand, and not help from me.
Speaker 2: By doing things like that, you're not helping me. I
Speaker 2: tried to tell you that already, didn't I know, I
Speaker 2: told you that when you pulled the thing out and
Speaker 2: you put an oil in the gage.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Now the freaking the water is all
Speaker 1: above the outlet and the spark's coming out of the
Speaker 1: pigeon coop. What am I supposed to do?
Speaker 2: Now? What are you doing?
Speaker 1: The electric is sparking the pigeon coop or something?
Speaker 2: There's Oh my god, I'm pulling. I'm pugging, shutting, plugged in.
Speaker 2: Oh he'll get away from it and get the got
Speaker 2: it there?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, No, don't even.
Speaker 2: Call me back working Okay, No, I don't know what
Speaker 2: to do. Don't shut the pro break the hole downstage
Speaker 2: and get the got in the yard. You doing? What
Speaker 2: the are you doing here? Michael?
Speaker 1: Hell?
Speaker 2: Get the guy to make me out a bawd to
Speaker 2: tackle over here with that sh the Elvis Duran phone tap.
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