WEBVTT - I Smashed the Lawn Mower in the Pool

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis durand the Elvis Duran phon tappen.

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<v Speaker 2>This is one of those you make the call phone taps.

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<v Speaker 1>It's all up to you. Oh, we're gonna get my husband, Mike.

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<v Speaker 1>We got this pool and stalled a couple of weeks ago,

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<v Speaker 1>and he wanted no part of this pool. So anything

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<v Speaker 1>that we can do to try to get him fired

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<v Speaker 1>up about the pools falling down or something like that,

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<v Speaker 1>he'll go nuts and lose his mind. So Mike, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, you're never gonna believe what I did.

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<v Speaker 1>What you do? I went outside to mow the lawn,

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<v Speaker 1>and oh.

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<v Speaker 2>My god, who would you do?

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<v Speaker 1>I ran into the pool, into the pool, I ran

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<v Speaker 1>into the buttes of the pool, and it made a

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<v Speaker 1>crack in the pool.

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<v Speaker 2>Dang. Let me ask you something. Why are you trying

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<v Speaker 2>to mold.

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<v Speaker 1>A lawn because it needs to be mowed. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I was trying to stake help you out with the

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<v Speaker 1>work and the yawn and stuff. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, every time you try to do something, something happened.

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<v Speaker 2>You tried to mod a long list, and you put

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<v Speaker 2>the gas with the oil, you tried to weed wack,

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<v Speaker 2>you poke the things. Why are you keep doing things

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<v Speaker 2>like that for I'm just.

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<v Speaker 1>Trying to help you. I don't know what to do.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe I could like, guy, well there's the.

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<v Speaker 2>Pool's done, Go to pool people. I don't know. It's broke.

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<v Speaker 2>What here's a warranty? Like, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, maybe there's something I could put in there or something.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>There's nothing you can do. What could you do? Pull

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<v Speaker 2>it's broke, it's coming out? Are we gonna do? I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not a pool guy. Pull the pool people?

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<v Speaker 1>What pool people? The place that we bought it from?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I just don't know what to do about the yard.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like all flooded. It's going to flood.

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<v Speaker 2>The whole yard's gonna flood.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, the water is like I think it's

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<v Speaker 1>going like into the pigeon coop or something.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, probably it's eight thousand gowns. It's gonna flood the

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<v Speaker 2>whole neighborhood. Do you did me?

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<v Speaker 1>Well? What am I gonna do about the birds in

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<v Speaker 1>the back?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I have no idea.

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<v Speaker 1>God, I'm so sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>How could you do something like that? I don't under

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<v Speaker 2>skin you, like, what are you trying to moti waff?

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<v Speaker 2>You just moved on.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. I just thought I would help you. I

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<v Speaker 1>was cleaning the hand, and not help from me.

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<v Speaker 2>By doing things like that, you're not helping me. I

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<v Speaker 2>tried to tell you that already, didn't I know, I

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<v Speaker 2>told you that when you pulled the thing out and

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<v Speaker 2>you put an oil in the gage.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Now the freaking the water is all

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<v Speaker 1>above the outlet and the spark's coming out of the

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<v Speaker 1>pigeon coop. What am I supposed to do?

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<v Speaker 2>Now? What are you doing?

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<v Speaker 1>The electric is sparking the pigeon coop or something?

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<v Speaker 2>There's Oh my god, I'm pulling. I'm pugging, shutting, plugged in.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh he'll get away from it and get the got

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<v Speaker 2>it there?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, No, don't even.

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<v Speaker 2>Call me back working Okay, No, I don't know what

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<v Speaker 2>to do. Don't shut the pro break the hole downstage

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<v Speaker 2>and get the got in the yard. You doing? What

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<v Speaker 2>the are you doing here? Michael?

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<v Speaker 1>Hell?

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<v Speaker 2>Get the guy to make me out a bawd to

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<v Speaker 2>tackle over here with that sh the Elvis Duran phone tap.

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