1 00:00:01,480 --> 00:00:03,760 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,760 --> 00:00:06,720 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, subject 3 00:00:06,800 --> 00:00:11,520 Speaker 1: I love getting the mail every day. Right now though, 4 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:14,480 Speaker 1: the nephew here with today's praying phone call. What you 5 00:00:14,480 --> 00:00:18,239 Speaker 1: got for is net? I love your wife more than 6 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:22,439 Speaker 1: you do. I'm thinking a man needs to know. You 7 00:00:22,520 --> 00:00:24,640 Speaker 1: need to know that this show is it now? I'm 8 00:00:24,680 --> 00:00:28,240 Speaker 1: thinking a polty okay, okay, so you know it's time. 9 00:00:28,240 --> 00:00:30,440 Speaker 1: You're gonna let you know how I feel. I decided 10 00:00:30,640 --> 00:00:32,559 Speaker 1: to call you to day and tell you how it's 11 00:00:32,560 --> 00:00:35,080 Speaker 1: going down. Let's go catch talk. I love your wife. 12 00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:38,760 Speaker 1: Morning mute. Hello, Oy, I'm trying to I'm trying to 13 00:00:38,800 --> 00:00:42,120 Speaker 1: reach Tray. Let's try try. How you doing, man? This 14 00:00:42,280 --> 00:00:47,159 Speaker 1: is Milton. I work with your wife to reach Milton. Yeah. Yeah, 15 00:00:47,440 --> 00:00:49,040 Speaker 1: you probably heard of me before. I've been I've been 16 00:00:49,080 --> 00:00:51,440 Speaker 1: at the job probably about five years now. Share she 17 00:00:51,479 --> 00:00:54,160 Speaker 1: ever mentioned me? No, No, I don't ever know milking 18 00:00:54,760 --> 00:00:57,720 Speaker 1: what's going on the cool? Yeah? Everything is good. Everything 19 00:00:57,840 --> 00:01:01,200 Speaker 1: is good. Hey, listen, um ied to uh have a 20 00:01:01,200 --> 00:01:04,920 Speaker 1: conversation with you. Man. Uh. I don't really know how 21 00:01:04,959 --> 00:01:08,200 Speaker 1: to spring this on you or whatever, but um, like 22 00:01:08,240 --> 00:01:10,280 Speaker 1: I said, I've been working at the five for five 23 00:01:10,360 --> 00:01:13,880 Speaker 1: years and been on the Recha probably like around three. 24 00:01:14,880 --> 00:01:17,840 Speaker 1: And I guess what I really want to say is 25 00:01:17,880 --> 00:01:20,240 Speaker 1: that I I didn't I didn't gain some feelings for 26 00:01:20,319 --> 00:01:25,720 Speaker 1: to reacha and woa hold on, hold on, man, hold on, 27 00:01:26,240 --> 00:01:29,800 Speaker 1: hold on. You're calling me and you're telling me right 28 00:01:29,800 --> 00:01:32,720 Speaker 1: now you have feelings from my wife who you work with, 29 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:36,240 Speaker 1: and you Teresa, because that is my wife. You have 30 00:01:36,319 --> 00:01:38,959 Speaker 1: feelings for my wife? Is that correct? Yeah? You know 31 00:01:38,959 --> 00:01:41,320 Speaker 1: it took me a while to come forward and say this, 32 00:01:41,440 --> 00:01:44,160 Speaker 1: but you know I'm I'm man enough now and I 33 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:46,640 Speaker 1: feel like men, you need to talk about it. Have 34 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:51,440 Speaker 1: you know your mind? No? No, I haven't. No, listen, 35 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:53,520 Speaker 1: I'm just letting you know. Today is the day and 36 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:55,840 Speaker 1: I decided I'm not caring this weight on my should 37 00:01:55,840 --> 00:01:58,040 Speaker 1: There's no more. I'm getting it off of me, all right. 38 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:00,280 Speaker 1: And at the end of the day, I of your 39 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:06,840 Speaker 1: wife more than you do. What I love your wife 40 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:11,680 Speaker 1: more than you do. Bro. So you how long you've 41 00:02:11,680 --> 00:02:13,600 Speaker 1: been loving my wife? You tell me how long you 42 00:02:13,680 --> 00:02:15,760 Speaker 1: can love? How long? How long you feel that you 43 00:02:15,919 --> 00:02:18,560 Speaker 1: have been in love with my wife? I mean I'm 44 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:20,320 Speaker 1: looking at I know, I know, I know at least 45 00:02:20,320 --> 00:02:24,880 Speaker 1: to because my wife's even know this. I mean, I'm 46 00:02:24,960 --> 00:02:28,120 Speaker 1: I'm sure she's aware, ever to a certain extent, to 47 00:02:28,200 --> 00:02:30,280 Speaker 1: a certain extent. What's what house? How certain of the 48 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:32,360 Speaker 1: extent are we talking? I mean, you know when we 49 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:34,359 Speaker 1: go to lunch together and she you know, I mean, 50 00:02:34,680 --> 00:02:37,239 Speaker 1: I'm sure she know, y'all. Yeah, we're going to lunch together. 51 00:02:37,560 --> 00:02:39,639 Speaker 1: How long you've been going on LUs together? Bro, We've 52 00:02:39,639 --> 00:02:41,200 Speaker 1: been going to lunch together at least at least two 53 00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:43,079 Speaker 1: and am years. I mean, we go to lunch together 54 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:44,920 Speaker 1: almost every day, and we might miss the day. If 55 00:02:44,919 --> 00:02:47,240 Speaker 1: she's going with the girls, I go with the fellas, 56 00:02:47,480 --> 00:02:49,679 Speaker 1: so be it. But for the most part, me, me 57 00:02:49,720 --> 00:02:51,880 Speaker 1: and up pretty much a lunch together. Yeah. I need 58 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:57,840 Speaker 1: that bro, that hell away from my wife. Bro. I 59 00:02:57,880 --> 00:03:01,440 Speaker 1: needed to back up. Ain't no more, no no, no no, bro, 60 00:03:01,520 --> 00:03:04,160 Speaker 1: because you don't you talked enough that you haven't talked enough. 61 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:06,359 Speaker 1: Ain't no more in love, ain't no more to stay. 62 00:03:06,440 --> 00:03:10,160 Speaker 1: You need to stay this back here, say the back man. 63 00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:12,560 Speaker 1: I don't want to hear none of that nothing, nothing, 64 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:17,640 Speaker 1: nothing at all, because it's come on, we don't listen, listen. 65 00:03:17,840 --> 00:03:21,600 Speaker 1: I know all about you trade everything about it all right, 66 00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:25,760 Speaker 1: I already know how you treat her. I'm hot, R. 67 00:03:25,880 --> 00:03:28,840 Speaker 1: I'm feeling like a strong sensation right now because I 68 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:30,720 Speaker 1: really want to reachuse the phone and just break your 69 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:33,600 Speaker 1: in that right now, that's what I really want to do. 70 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:35,680 Speaker 1: That's what I really want to do. And what my 71 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:38,040 Speaker 1: wife talking about business outside of my rock phold, that's 72 00:03:38,080 --> 00:03:40,560 Speaker 1: what I'm trying to figure out. Hey, all I'm saying 73 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:41,920 Speaker 1: is when we go over to lunch, she let me 74 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:43,640 Speaker 1: know how she's feeling. She let me know what she's 75 00:03:43,680 --> 00:03:47,080 Speaker 1: going through. A stop stop with that lunch. Bro. I 76 00:03:47,080 --> 00:03:49,080 Speaker 1: don't want to hear another damn thing about lunch. Bro, 77 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:51,680 Speaker 1: ain't no more lunch. It's from here on out, brom 78 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:53,800 Speaker 1: calling me talking about people and long with my wife 79 00:03:53,840 --> 00:04:00,200 Speaker 1: even take it what I'm missing? You have up? What 80 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:05,600 Speaker 1: do you mann? Listen? Calm down with all that energy 81 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:07,520 Speaker 1: you've got going on, like you cann't do something? You 82 00:04:07,760 --> 00:04:11,160 Speaker 1: I'm talking to you're not down? What you got nothing 83 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:14,400 Speaker 1: to You're not You're nothing to do nothing right right now. 84 00:04:14,640 --> 00:04:16,600 Speaker 1: I'm me my teeths right now where you're at, right 85 00:04:16,760 --> 00:04:19,680 Speaker 1: right now? Bro? Right now? So so how about how 86 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:21,480 Speaker 1: about when you got laid off? When you was off 87 00:04:21,520 --> 00:04:23,280 Speaker 1: for six months and she was carrying on all the 88 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:25,880 Speaker 1: all the way and paying all the you ain't you fast? 89 00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:31,800 Speaker 1: All right? Bad? Since you know I think you know everything, 90 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:34,520 Speaker 1: I bet you know. I gotta go too. So all 91 00:04:34,560 --> 00:04:36,240 Speaker 1: you need to know is all you need to know 92 00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:40,200 Speaker 1: is bro, get dumb. Bro, You're dumb, broke down bro? 93 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:45,560 Speaker 1: You know what we talk about? That? He went my 94 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:51,160 Speaker 1: wife saying that he loves talking about luncheons. Hell up, 95 00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:53,480 Speaker 1: while we are, you can thank me for the for 96 00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:55,560 Speaker 1: the for the suit that you got for Christmas. You 97 00:04:55,560 --> 00:04:58,080 Speaker 1: can thank me for that. I picked it out and 98 00:04:58,160 --> 00:05:02,480 Speaker 1: I paid for it. Okay, Oh okay, cool, cool, cool, 99 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:04,680 Speaker 1: all right cool? Let me go in the puget right 100 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:08,200 Speaker 1: good now, right now, all right? He talks about the 101 00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:11,160 Speaker 1: great suit. Three that's what you thought about it? A 102 00:05:11,240 --> 00:05:16,840 Speaker 1: great bull right here with this bull anyway? I like no, 103 00:05:17,040 --> 00:05:18,800 Speaker 1: not now. You don't like to shop? You don't want 104 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:21,880 Speaker 1: to sup three times? Now you don't like, well, tell 105 00:05:21,960 --> 00:05:23,840 Speaker 1: me a lunch when you don't want to sup? Who dude? 106 00:05:24,520 --> 00:05:27,880 Speaker 1: I swear to God, bro, I swear to God. I 107 00:05:27,920 --> 00:05:30,440 Speaker 1: need to talk to my wife, man, I need to 108 00:05:30,440 --> 00:05:32,479 Speaker 1: talk to my wife. I need to talk to my 109 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:36,960 Speaker 1: wife because I man, listen, you know what, I just 110 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:39,839 Speaker 1: didn't hold It's back. No more me living behind in 111 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:43,120 Speaker 1: the shadows. And but I'm over here kicking money out 112 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:46,120 Speaker 1: to Teresa when she needed. Why you was laid off, 113 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:48,600 Speaker 1: I'm helping out. I'm going you know I'm doing I'm 114 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:53,480 Speaker 1: doing too much on money. So he was getting the money. 115 00:05:53,680 --> 00:05:55,320 Speaker 1: You're kicking the money when I was laid off. You're 116 00:05:55,360 --> 00:05:58,640 Speaker 1: kicking the money, dude. Somebody had to step up, man 117 00:05:58,680 --> 00:06:00,480 Speaker 1: to me, and Teresa's tight, so you know, I just 118 00:06:00,520 --> 00:06:04,120 Speaker 1: try to step in the half hour. So you're giving 119 00:06:04,240 --> 00:06:06,880 Speaker 1: my wife money. What are you saying? Do you want 120 00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:08,880 Speaker 1: to make you feel better about the whole thing? You 121 00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:10,800 Speaker 1: want to make you feel better? You ain't need to 122 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:14,320 Speaker 1: make me feel better about, man. All I want you 123 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:16,920 Speaker 1: to talk to my wife. All I gotta do is 124 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:19,480 Speaker 1: talk to my wife. Bro. That's that's fine. But can 125 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:22,760 Speaker 1: I say something to make you feel better? What I'm 126 00:06:22,760 --> 00:06:26,280 Speaker 1: gonna say this till you trade. This is Nephew Tommy 127 00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:29,560 Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your wife thereesely got 128 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:38,599 Speaker 1: me to prank phone call. Wait what hey, this is 129 00:06:38,640 --> 00:06:41,240 Speaker 1: Tommy Man. This nephew times Steve Harvey Morning Show. You 130 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:54,400 Speaker 1: want to step h you got safe getting it. Bro, 131 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:57,520 Speaker 1: don't do that. Bro. You gotta stop that. Tommy, come 132 00:06:57,560 --> 00:07:01,120 Speaker 1: on now, come on, you got to stop. My heart 133 00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:04,679 Speaker 1: is bright and I'm sweating. Oh now, but I gotta 134 00:07:04,680 --> 00:07:07,320 Speaker 1: ask you this. You gotta tell me this. You gotta 135 00:07:07,320 --> 00:07:08,920 Speaker 1: tell me what it is the baddest and I mean 136 00:07:08,960 --> 00:07:13,200 Speaker 1: the fattest radio show in the land. It's the Steve 137 00:07:13,280 --> 00:07:19,880 Speaker 1: Harvey Morty Show. Gotta do. I think I think that 138 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:24,960 Speaker 1: I went little too far when it went. It went 139 00:07:25,080 --> 00:07:37,440 Speaker 1: schnoop though, which feute number? I'm not sounded like he's 140 00:07:37,480 --> 00:07:41,040 Speaker 1: like he was. He was on the brink of cray 141 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:45,040 Speaker 1: and let me pull up, Let me pull up. But 142 00:07:45,120 --> 00:07:49,240 Speaker 1: one more time, though, I love your wife. I want 143 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:51,920 Speaker 1: to when the man is about to cry, you get 144 00:07:51,960 --> 00:07:56,080 Speaker 1: the joke ends. You have to stop the joke you're 145 00:07:56,120 --> 00:08:04,840 Speaker 1: telling the man about his wife. Yeah, you start crying. 146 00:08:04,920 --> 00:08:10,880 Speaker 1: You need to clear the rooms through them tears. He 147 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:19,040 Speaker 1: fit to be something else. Hey dog, Hey dog, But 148 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:25,760 Speaker 1: crying and people watching you haven't seen Bruce Brandon turning 149 00:08:25,840 --> 00:08:30,600 Speaker 1: to the hall. That's right there, Freeport, East Texas. Everybody 150 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:32,960 Speaker 1: around the way, get ready to getting ready to get ready. 151 00:08:33,160 --> 00:08:38,040 Speaker 1: I'm coming street Port Municipal Auditorium, Nephew, Tommy and friends. 152 00:08:38,080 --> 00:08:42,360 Speaker 1: It's Date Night comedy show. Get your date, bring your date. 153 00:08:42,520 --> 00:08:44,640 Speaker 1: If you don't have a date, come to the show 154 00:08:44,800 --> 00:08:47,800 Speaker 1: and you can find the date. It's m Okay weekend, Sunday, 155 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:51,439 Speaker 1: January fifteen. Tickets on sale right now all ticket Master 156 00:08:51,520 --> 00:08:53,400 Speaker 1: outlets or you can get him at the box office. 157 00:08:53,559 --> 00:08:56,679 Speaker 1: Guess what the fool is coming to town and I'm 158 00:08:56,720 --> 00:08:59,520 Speaker 1: bringing my friends with this Date night Baby, let's do this. 159 00:08:59,720 --> 00:09:03,480 Speaker 1: Thank you Nephew with your sexy self coming up guys today. 160 00:09:03,559 --> 00:09:06,600 Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter will get into it. Right after this. You're 161 00:09:06,640 --> 00:09:09,080 Speaker 1: listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show.