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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred d y away?

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Speaker 1: Not getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,

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Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred d y away the twenties

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Speaker 1: vacuum store. This is John. Uh yeah, hey John, Um,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm having a big issue with a vacuum cleaner. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: if you have an issue the vacuum you need to repair,

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Speaker 1: you need to bring it down here to the store.

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Speaker 1: I don't think you want me to bring this into

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Speaker 1: the store or one on um it it's really embarrassing. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: I need a part replaced or I hope it's not

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Speaker 1: that bad. I need to figure out how to get

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Speaker 1: something out of a vacuum, okay. Ow Um, you know

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Speaker 1: I've got something stuck in my vacuum and and I'm

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Speaker 1: in a lot of pain, and I just need your help,

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Speaker 1: and you know, I didn't know what else to call.

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Speaker 1: I'm confused. I'm just gonna come out and tell you,

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Speaker 1: but please don't judge me. I'm okay, I got my

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Speaker 1: stuck in the vacuum. Uh Are you kidding? Are you kidding? No?

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Speaker 1: I wish I was. It hurts really bad. I just

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Speaker 1: can't figure out how to get it out. It's it's stuck.

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Speaker 1: I've tried. I've turned off the vacuum, and then I've tried,

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Speaker 1: like turning it on a couple of times. It's still

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Speaker 1: just it's stuck in there. It's just hard for me

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Speaker 1: to believe that you actually got your stuck in a vacuum.

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Speaker 1: I know, I know it sounds crazy, but I really did.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you've never heard of this, really sounds crazy.

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Speaker 1: You've never heard of this before. Please tell me you've

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Speaker 1: never I've never heard of this happening before. No, Um,

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Speaker 1: if you could just please try to help me. My

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Speaker 1: phone's about to die. I just found your number. I listen,

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Speaker 1: I'm not a got to help you. You need to

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Speaker 1: call nine one one another. I don't want to be

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Speaker 1: an ambulance down there. I don't want to do that.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to play the medical bill. I don't

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Speaker 1: want to ambulance showing up and people having know what's happening.

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Speaker 1: Can you just please see if you can give me

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Speaker 1: some I'm sorry that was happening, but there there's nothing

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Speaker 1: I can do about it. How How can is there

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Speaker 1: a way to reverse the section on this vacuum. No, no no,

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Speaker 1: no, no no, no, don't don't turn it on, don't do anything.

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Speaker 1: Just oh my god, god, please huh shut it. Don't

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Speaker 1: turn it on, don't draw on. I thought you said

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Speaker 1: turn it on. No, I said, don't turn it on.

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Speaker 1: Don't turn it on. Okay, okay, now, don't turn it on,

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Speaker 1: turn it off. Just don't touch it. Okay, please, okay,

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Speaker 1: call nine one one. It's not I can't help you.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on there. I'm sorry. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, that hurt. It felt okay for a second,

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Speaker 1: and then just there was a sir. I really no,

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Speaker 1: I really don't need to hear about it. I really don't.

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Speaker 1: There was a pop, and then now now please please sir,

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Speaker 1: just please get help. Okay, but I mean you know

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Speaker 1: how to repair vacuums. Though, yeah, I know how to

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Speaker 1: repair vacuums. I don't know how to get somebody a

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Speaker 1: body part out of the vacuum. This is not that

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Speaker 1: you're beyond my expertise here, Okay, how about this? How

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Speaker 1: about this? Okay? Look, I don't want to call an ambulance.

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Speaker 1: I have money, No, can I pay you to come

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Speaker 1: over and help me get this thing off. No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I can't do that. Like you could just yank it off.

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Speaker 1: I could just you know, put it put hip and

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Speaker 1: please it right off. This is this is this is

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Speaker 1: difficult enough. Please service. You need to You put yourself

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Speaker 1: in the situation by putting your own part in the

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Speaker 1: vacuum cleaner and then and then turning it on. You say,

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Speaker 1: turn it on now all this is sick and perverted

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Speaker 1: and I do not have time for this. I'm sorry

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Speaker 1: this out with you, but goodbye. Actually turn up, turn

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Speaker 1: all the way up. Yeah, I like that. Wake up

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Speaker 1: every morning with jubal foone tabs weekday mornings on the twenties,

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Speaker 1: Holy On removing ninety two point five