WEBVTT - Enya Breaks Drew

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to this episode of Emergency Intercom.

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<v Speaker 2>Today, we're gonna be talking about murder. We should do

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<v Speaker 2>a crime episode.

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<v Speaker 3>I actually would be so down. I was just thinking

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<v Speaker 3>about that, like right before we started. I was like

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<v Speaker 3>because I was like, oh, how can we No, I

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<v Speaker 3>can't even get into I can't even get into it

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<v Speaker 3>with them.

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<v Speaker 1>I was because remember when I really wanted us to

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<v Speaker 1>do a crime podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I wanted us to do.

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<v Speaker 1>I won't say the whole idea because I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>one of you little lighty bitches to do it. But

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<v Speaker 1>I had a really good idea.

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<v Speaker 2>For a crime podcast for me and Drew and all.

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<v Speaker 2>My manager shut me down.

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<v Speaker 3>Baby, we still do it, and we put it out

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<v Speaker 3>there and see what happens.

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<v Speaker 2>That's how all good art is mad. You just do

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<v Speaker 2>it and you put it out there exactly. See which

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<v Speaker 2>one of the.

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<v Speaker 3>Sharks bite exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>There's so many products that like, I'll be enjoying and

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<v Speaker 1>then I will look it up and they were popular.

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<v Speaker 2>They got bought out on shark Tank.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, that poppy like audit brand, that's a Shark

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<v Speaker 1>Tank product.

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<v Speaker 2>And there's this products that.

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<v Speaker 3>You drank strictly drank that for three months in a row,

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<v Speaker 3>and you were complaining every single day, Why is my

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<v Speaker 3>ass exploding? Why does my stomach hurt so bad? Why

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<v Speaker 3>am I so bloated all the time. It's because you

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<v Speaker 3>were putting like the most probable I.

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<v Speaker 2>Was pulling literally brillions of probiotics.

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<v Speaker 3>Literally the most any humans ever put into their body

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<v Speaker 3>ever in their entire life.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna go back to doing that. It was fun.

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<v Speaker 2>It was something to complain about. These days, I just

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<v Speaker 2>I don't feel like I have anything to complain about.

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<v Speaker 3>I can give you something to complain about. Obvious thumb

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<v Speaker 3>in my ass.

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<v Speaker 1>Someone the other day on a video that I was

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<v Speaker 1>watching on YouTube, they were like, oh, if you curse

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<v Speaker 1>in the first like five minutes you get, there's a

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<v Speaker 1>high chance to get demonetized. Maybe that's why we get

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<v Speaker 1>demonetized because we talk about the sea work.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, cock and balls.

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<v Speaker 3>Dick cock, there's a very big difference. You're a little pecker,

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<v Speaker 3>dick and penis. There's a big difference.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there is, there is.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, first of all, one of those should only be

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<v Speaker 2>used in medical settings.

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<v Speaker 3>Penis.

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<v Speaker 2>Penis is like your.

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<v Speaker 4>Remember you're like a big head.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, dick is like you're being a dick right now.

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<v Speaker 4>And cock is very sexual.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm about to fuck. I'm about to obliterate that cock.

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<v Speaker 1>You know those you know those jelly sticks that people

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<v Speaker 1>were slurping up and one go on TikTok and like

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<v Speaker 1>choking on it. That's me of cock. Oh my god, whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>I suck it out of plastic. If there's a condom

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<v Speaker 1>on a cock, I bite the tip off with my

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<v Speaker 1>teeth and suck the cocker condo.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, now you're the one being silent? Can I see

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<v Speaker 2>your member?

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<v Speaker 4>A little dinker.

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<v Speaker 1>Drew took a picture of himself the other day that

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<v Speaker 1>was really good. Oh you're a mirror picture that like,

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<v Speaker 1>can't be public? Girl?

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<v Speaker 4>Fuck this episode.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what like.

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<v Speaker 4>Literally, I'm sitting here like my brain is off.

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<v Speaker 3>I took vitamin B complex this morning, and if this

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<v Speaker 3>is what uppers feel like to the average person, I

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<v Speaker 3>never ever want to touch an upper again in my

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<v Speaker 3>entire life. This is the worst feeling I've ever felt.

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<v Speaker 3>My stomach is boiling, my brain feels like every neuron

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<v Speaker 3>at the same time is firing. I cannot think a

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<v Speaker 3>clear thought. I don't know how people are focused on

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<v Speaker 3>B complex also, my breath tastes like fucking ship ass.

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<v Speaker 2>Tastes like ship ass because you're just.

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<v Speaker 3>Nest because I es no, and then I keep burping

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<v Speaker 3>like ship bombs, deep deep in the golden, deep in.

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<v Speaker 2>The gottural burps.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>The complex.

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<v Speaker 1>Drew is basically openly admitting that he believes that his

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<v Speaker 1>Vitamin B that he took this morning is making him

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<v Speaker 1>fucking high. Yes, and and he like he also mind you,

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<v Speaker 1>he took it one day. I never heard that out

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<v Speaker 1>of him, Like he was like, I feel like crazy

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<v Speaker 1>right now, but I was like whatever. And then the

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<v Speaker 1>next day he was told that it can make him high.

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<v Speaker 1>So now every single day he takes it and talks

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<v Speaker 1>about how he feels high, which is.

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<v Speaker 3>Which is true? It's true.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you're just a little sheep.

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<v Speaker 3>My reality is con instantly fucking attacked, and there's ways

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<v Speaker 3>to combat that.

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<v Speaker 2>Your reality is not real.

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<v Speaker 4>No, see, you're attacking my reality.

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<v Speaker 3>Look, if you want to someone's mind, if you want

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<v Speaker 3>to change someone's.

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<v Speaker 2>Mind, you heard this from someone else, you heard this

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<v Speaker 2>from Josh.

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<v Speaker 3>You're attacking their reality. So you don't want to attack

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<v Speaker 3>their fucking reality. You want to just like kind of

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<v Speaker 3>coax them and like mold theirs and like make them

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<v Speaker 3>realize that their reality is right.

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<v Speaker 2>I literally heard Josh tell him this yesterday.

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<v Speaker 3>Like okay, Like, and how are you supposed to ever

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<v Speaker 3>hear anything? Ever? In your mind?

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<v Speaker 4>Someone's gonna tell you fucking something.

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<v Speaker 3>Like I'm dying, Like I'm trying to keep this fucking

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<v Speaker 3>podcast going, but I'm constantly attacked for anything I fucking.

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<v Speaker 2>Do on here anything else.

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<v Speaker 3>You're a bitch.

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<v Speaker 2>Show it's kind Kai isn't a bit. He's a little

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<v Speaker 2>fucking cunt.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh oh my god, sorry, Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 5>I thought was gonna stand up for me.

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<v Speaker 2>No never, oh never that never.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, thank you for literally killing the vibe because I'm

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<v Speaker 1>in the best mood ever.

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<v Speaker 2>Like if anybody's wondering about that's what.

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<v Speaker 3>I have to do is I have to take everybody

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<v Speaker 3>down with me. I feel terrorists for a reason, Like

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<v Speaker 3>I bring everybody down.

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<v Speaker 1>With You're not called that for a reason. What happened

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<v Speaker 1>to my fucking bracelet when you were sleeping?

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<v Speaker 3>I turnished it?

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<v Speaker 4>Rise? Tarnished?

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<v Speaker 2>Rise?

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<v Speaker 4>Rise?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that from Dune? Did you buy Dune tickets? Okay? Good,

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<v Speaker 2>because I don't want to see that.

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<v Speaker 4>We're going.

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<v Speaker 1>Josh, and you were trying to convince me to watch

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<v Speaker 1>Dune and it's the last thing on Earth I want

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<v Speaker 1>to see.

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<v Speaker 2>But I told you.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, if you buy tickets to go see it,

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<v Speaker 1>I'd probably be more inclined to see it because I'd

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<v Speaker 1>be like, Oh, that is the.

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<v Speaker 4>Worst person in the world.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, no, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Didn't, Yeah I did. I can show you right now.

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<v Speaker 2>I have a screenshop.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't believe you are you Are you serious? It

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<v Speaker 1>was cheap as balls. It was like seven dollars a ticket.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to fucking sprays spice into the air and

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<v Speaker 3>we start hallucinating we should take LSD and then go

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<v Speaker 3>to Dune, and I feel like we're transcending.

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<v Speaker 2>We should take LSD Coachella.

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<v Speaker 3>Take LSD is to see Dune.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm gonna get fucked up by Coachella.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna do Molly meth. Those are good.

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<v Speaker 3>As a joke, but I plan on taking a quarter

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<v Speaker 3>of a point.

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<v Speaker 2>Of molly one quarter of a point.

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<v Speaker 1>That's like you say, you're you're gonna be the first

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<v Speaker 1>person of microdose Molly.

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<v Speaker 3>Not the first person, but I will be taking a

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<v Speaker 3>micro because it melts your brain and I just can't.

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<v Speaker 3>I cannot handle You can't.

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<v Speaker 2>Even handle a vitamin B right now. You think you're

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<v Speaker 2>about to go micro does Molly?

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<v Speaker 4>You don't know what I'm capable of.

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<v Speaker 3>When I'm in the right head space, I could literally

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<v Speaker 3>do anything to my body and survive.

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<v Speaker 2>Coachella sounds like the worst head space to do anything.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that sounding kind of awful. We're going to Coachella,

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<v Speaker 3>by the way, Patreon already knows.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we let them know. Yeah, we're going.

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<v Speaker 1>We already had kind of this conversation. But I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>not really excited to see anybody. What's so funny about

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<v Speaker 1>that guy?

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know. I was thinking about how you guys

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<v Speaker 5>have been microdosing meth technically since you were like fourteen

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<v Speaker 5>years old.

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<v Speaker 4>All yeah, so.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, it's fucking good for you blah blah blah blah

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<v Speaker 2>or Yvan's career.

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<v Speaker 3>If it was, if it was prescribed by my doctor,

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<v Speaker 3>it must be good, it must be good for me.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't believe in doctors anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>I believe you're joining my I.

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<v Speaker 3>Believe in medicine either, exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like humans didn't have that in cave Man

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<v Speaker 1>times and they survived so I don't need that shit.

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<v Speaker 2>Like granted, they finally lived till they were like ten.

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<v Speaker 3>Spreading, they were ten years old and like babies already.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like that, I lived beautiful lives. They all

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<v Speaker 1>live till they were fifteen.

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<v Speaker 2>How old did okamans live until?

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<v Speaker 4>Like probably thirty five?

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<v Speaker 1>Because yeah, because they looked big like they had them.

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<v Speaker 1>The men looked beefy like they looked aged. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm down to live till thirty five.

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<v Speaker 3>Would you let me eat you if like we were

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<v Speaker 3>trapped on an island, like not the entire body, but

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<v Speaker 3>like cut off a piece of Yeah, I don't care.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll do the same for you. Think you can have

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<v Speaker 4>like a little bit of my thigh?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wait, you're saying, oh, like we're both alive. I thought,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, if I was dead, I was like, if

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<v Speaker 1>I'm dead, go go at me.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, yeah, of course I wouldn't even I wouldn't even

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<v Speaker 3>think twice about the fucking prepit dead body to survive,

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<v Speaker 3>of course. But no, if we're both alive, would you

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<v Speaker 3>give me a piece of you? If I gave you

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<v Speaker 3>a piece of.

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<v Speaker 2>Me, I think I would eat myself before I ate you,

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<v Speaker 2>because you're not like I feel like I have like

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<v Speaker 2>good like succulent, like tasty thighs.

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<v Speaker 3>I have very stringy like it's gonna be like it'll

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<v Speaker 3>have talky flavor.

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<v Speaker 1>I know you would taste like talkies. If an animal

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<v Speaker 1>ate you, they would die, like if you got a multi.

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<v Speaker 3>Bab until grum and they die on side.

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<v Speaker 1>They die like your insides, like none of your organs

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<v Speaker 1>are the color they're supposed to be.

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<v Speaker 2>Like that's my assumption about your your insides.

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<v Speaker 1>I was thinking about that the other day and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, ew, Like the inside of humans, I know

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<v Speaker 1>stinks like you cut a bitch open and I know

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<v Speaker 1>that stinks, and that like that literally gave me the

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<v Speaker 1>The other day.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, ew, I know you stink when you're

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<v Speaker 2>like a corpse, Like that is so nast.

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<v Speaker 4>Like, hella embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 3>The photo this morning of me like dead is fucking

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<v Speaker 3>bricks sleeping Like that's some embarrassing, Like that's what I'm

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<v Speaker 3>gonna look like when I'm dead.

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<v Speaker 2>I literally like the way you're like, that's so embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 1>I was on FaceTime with someone and just like put

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<v Speaker 1>the phone in your face and I was like, look

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<v Speaker 1>at him, he looks dead.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I'm not like embarrassed. I'm just like it's like

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<v Speaker 3>a general embarrassment, Like.

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<v Speaker 2>It's genuinely embarrassed to think about how bad I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>look at my coffin.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, well I'm gonna serve.

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<v Speaker 2>Probably I need them to like I give them, make

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<v Speaker 2>them give me face.

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<v Speaker 1>Say, like I know like face tapes are technically like

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<v Speaker 1>like problematic, but like y'all need to take my ship up,

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<v Speaker 1>Like you need to like give me a bit of

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<v Speaker 1>a lift, because I know I'm gonna be bloated and

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<v Speaker 1>like nasty in my coffin, so you have to, like

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<v Speaker 1>you just gotta like I want like a bit of

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<v Speaker 1>like a done to my face. Yeah, like I need

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<v Speaker 1>that done. Yeah I need I need like y'all tape

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<v Speaker 1>around my jall.

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<v Speaker 4>Like I need the skin under my neck tightened up

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<v Speaker 4>a little bit.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because I don't look good laying down from.

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<v Speaker 3>An angle, like my jaw thin just a little bit.

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<v Speaker 2>Y'all need my head propped up at the right angle because.

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<v Speaker 4>I can touch my nose because.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, like you see a picture of a

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<v Speaker 1>girl laying down and she looks really good and like cute,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I only look like that from very certain angs,

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<v Speaker 1>like from other angles, I just look like some person

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<v Speaker 1>laying down, so like y'all really have to prop on

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<v Speaker 1>my head for my for.

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<v Speaker 2>My open casket.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we'll do that for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe not an open casket.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to be in like a glass like box

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<v Speaker 1>held up like in posing.

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<v Speaker 3>I've already said what I want.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're a world tour Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>And if I don't get that, I will haunt you

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<v Speaker 4>in the afterlife. I will.

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<v Speaker 1>The thing is we always talk about this, and we

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<v Speaker 1>always talk about how like there's all these things that like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>when I die, do this, this and that, but like

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<v Speaker 1>we will get no gratification from that.

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<v Speaker 4>But it's for me. No, you won't get gratification.

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<v Speaker 1>No, No, I'm saying you like as the dead person.

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<v Speaker 1>Like we always say like, oh my god, Like do

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<v Speaker 1>you think I tread on Twitter like sitting in an

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<v Speaker 1>airplane thinking about this plane going down and being like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm going to be so famous.

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<v Speaker 2>After Yeah, Like what like what does that mean?

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<v Speaker 1>It's not even like you have assets that like your

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<v Speaker 1>parents can like like I don't know if the like

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<v Speaker 1>podcast would be something we could like even sell off

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<v Speaker 1>for money and be like.

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<v Speaker 2>Who wants this? Because who wants like the podcast where

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<v Speaker 2>the it doesn't work with the co host is dead.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like, yeah, you could honestly probably keep it going

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<v Speaker 3>for a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, hey, guys, I'm opening up the chair. My

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<v Speaker 1>co host died recently, but I have to keep it going.

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<v Speaker 1>I have bills to pay, we have a contract to fulfill,

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<v Speaker 1>so we're just.

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<v Speaker 2>Gonna keep it pushing.

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<v Speaker 4>We could start developing a technology now to talk to.

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<v Speaker 3>Me in the afterlife.

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<v Speaker 2>An AI.

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<v Speaker 1>Your AI would suck balls if we use like everything

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<v Speaker 1>you've said on the podcast, it'd be like.

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<v Speaker 2>Balls cock inside out.

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<v Speaker 4>AI would fucking rule.

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<v Speaker 1>Yours would be so bad talking about yours is the

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<v Speaker 1>AI that like makes somebody like human human human human? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Drew on the phone with anything that has an automated

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<v Speaker 1>system is actually embarrassing to watch, Like I get embarrassed.

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<v Speaker 3>The most infuriating thing ever, Like why the fuck are

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<v Speaker 3>we talking to robots?

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<v Speaker 4>Like I don't get it, like says.

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<v Speaker 2>Mister robot man says the man who like wants like

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<v Speaker 2>AI and like neurlink and stuff. That is the future.

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<v Speaker 3>Girl, those aren't robots, so they're cyborgs. There's like a

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<v Speaker 3>very big difference. Robots are bullshit and like they can't

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<v Speaker 3>hear what I'm saying. Ever, they don't understand what I'm saying,

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<v Speaker 3>so I have to fucking scream at them. And I'm

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<v Speaker 3>like losing my voice screaming at these stupid fucking I'm

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<v Speaker 3>like literally getting actually angry thinking about it right now

0:14:19.160 --> 0:14:23.080
<v Speaker 3>because they suck fucking ass. But basically, when I'm on

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<v Speaker 3>the phone with a robot and I hear the robot

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<v Speaker 3>automated tone, immediately I start screaming human human, human, human

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<v Speaker 3>human until they can't understand what's going on anymore, and

0:14:32.320 --> 0:14:35.360
<v Speaker 3>they're like, we're connecting you with a whatever what is

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<v Speaker 3>it called?

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<v Speaker 2>Person?

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<v Speaker 4>But no, there's like a.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I know what you're talking about. Well, I'm just

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<v Speaker 2>like a normal person with like.

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<v Speaker 3>I hate this episode. I want it to be known.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my gosh, you're like full of hate today.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm angry. I'm a very angry person.

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<v Speaker 3>These be complex are like literally my brain composition.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you need a break?

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<v Speaker 3>Actually no, I'm just saying to state that.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you want to you want that publicly?

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<v Speaker 4>I wanted that flag in the dirt.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the hill.

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<v Speaker 3>You're gonna die on I'm not dying on the hill.

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<v Speaker 2>You're just chilling, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Chilling for a moment.

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<v Speaker 2>But I yeah, I forgot what was gonna say.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I'm just someone who I'm like super chill, Like

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like yell at robots on the phone, and

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<v Speaker 1>I just get my calls done really quickly because I

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<v Speaker 1>speak in a sweet manner and I can say numbers

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<v Speaker 1>enunciated very well.

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<v Speaker 2>That's such a lie.

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<v Speaker 1>I also have a big problem with like talking to

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<v Speaker 1>those things, because like, oh, when I talk to fucking Siri,

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<v Speaker 1>when I do like voice to text dictation, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>do I fucking sound like that? Like I look back

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<v Speaker 1>at what she like wrote down after what I said,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, I didn't say half of this. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Like is do I just not pronounce any words I speak?

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<v Speaker 2>Ever? And that's all?

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, what's up with babies on an airplane? Bay on

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<v Speaker 3>the airplane? Eh?

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<v Speaker 2>I was actually on a plane with the baby, That's

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<v Speaker 2>what I was gonna say.

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<v Speaker 1>And it was awesome and it was crying a lot,

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<v Speaker 1>but I don't care, because that's life. That that was

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<v Speaker 1>just a little reminder. That was a little reminder of

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<v Speaker 1>how fragile and little.

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<v Speaker 2>We used to be.

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<v Speaker 3>It's crazy that everybody was babies at one point. It

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<v Speaker 3>literally is insane. And then our parents destroyed us. They

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<v Speaker 3>ruined That's a parent's job is to ruin you.

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<v Speaker 4>That's true.

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<v Speaker 3>We're supposed to tear you down so you can build

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<v Speaker 3>yourself back.

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<v Speaker 2>Up, so you can raise yourself.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>She did have the baby sitting in its own seat,

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<v Speaker 1>and when the belt sign came on, she didn't buckle

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<v Speaker 1>the baby up.

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<v Speaker 2>She was like, if you want to survive this crush,

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<v Speaker 2>you need to put it on yourself.

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<v Speaker 3>This is a sign of melanoma. Having no brain online

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<v Speaker 3>in your finger, now, no.

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<v Speaker 2>Bitch, that's just like dirt. That's like, no, you think

0:17:07.240 --> 0:17:08.919
<v Speaker 2>there's a problem with you. That's dirt.

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<v Speaker 3>You think there's there's not dirt that far down in

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<v Speaker 3>my nail, Like there's no right here, this.

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<v Speaker 1>Little spec Yeah, no, I think that happens. Also if

0:17:16.200 --> 0:17:18.480
<v Speaker 1>you like something gets under your.

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<v Speaker 2>Nail, like I've like poked under my nail and had

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<v Speaker 2>that before.

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<v Speaker 4>Not me having melanoma in my reality being I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what melanoma is.

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<v Speaker 3>If I'm being honest, it's skin cancer. And I don't

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<v Speaker 3>even think that's the right one, let me look it up,

0:17:37.200 --> 0:17:38.680
<v Speaker 3>brown line.

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<v Speaker 1>Saying, not me having melanoma in my life being child.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I'm literally right, sublingual melanoma.

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<v Speaker 2>You're right, you don't have it.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm done. Like it's crazy that I have like three

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<v Speaker 3>years to live and no one cares at all. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>predicting my list right now? Three years, three years, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>or twenty five if I'm not a millionaire.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh so you have a year.

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<v Speaker 1>A million dollars exactly, you have exactly a year to

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<v Speaker 1>get there, little less than you need to tange your goal.

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, no, no, no no.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know that's good. That actually might just lose you.

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<v Speaker 3>I was sixteen, I sat this is like an actual

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<v Speaker 3>trigger warning, so like shut like stop listening, so shut

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<v Speaker 3>the fuck off. But when I was sixteen, I sat

0:18:35.000 --> 0:18:38.320
<v Speaker 3>on the floor of my bathroom and was like, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>going to do it. I'm going to do it. It's over,

0:18:40.520 --> 0:18:42.800
<v Speaker 3>and I like, but I was being like very dramatic.

0:18:42.880 --> 0:18:44.480
<v Speaker 3>I wanted someone to catch me. So I sat on

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<v Speaker 3>the floor of my bathroom with all of my like

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<v Speaker 3>all of these like concoction of pills that I was proscribed,

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<v Speaker 3>and I just sat there waiting for someone to catch me.

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<v Speaker 4>It was real. It was real, the worst person.

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<v Speaker 1>I sat there waiting, but the idea of you like

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<v Speaker 1>like trying to have it naturally.

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<v Speaker 4>Like yeah, literally literally, and then.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, so I'm going to finish this coffee like just

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<v Speaker 1>for it's my spits, my backwall.

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<v Speaker 2>Should it taste good? I gave it a little phone.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, look you see this, Give me six weeks.

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<v Speaker 4>Give me six.

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<v Speaker 2>Weeks to be buff and a year to be a millionaire.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I'm just saying, give yourself six weeks. Come back,

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<v Speaker 3>look the podcast, but watch every episode in between and

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<v Speaker 3>watch how much bigger I am.

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<v Speaker 2>No, just don't watch the next six episodes.

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<v Speaker 4>Honestly, yeah, honestly.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So you sat there waiting.

0:19:50.520 --> 0:19:54.040
<v Speaker 3>And then my sister walked up and my she she's

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<v Speaker 3>told me years later that everybody was downstairs making fun

0:19:58.440 --> 0:20:00.320
<v Speaker 3>like he's being dramatic. He's not actually gonna it, like

0:20:00.359 --> 0:20:01.840
<v Speaker 3>he needs to like grow the fuck up. And they

0:20:01.840 --> 0:20:04.320
<v Speaker 3>were right, But my reality was challenged.

0:20:06.119 --> 0:20:09.520
<v Speaker 2>Why have you been saying this all day? Like before

0:20:09.560 --> 0:20:11.760
<v Speaker 2>we started it, Like he said.

0:20:11.600 --> 0:20:13.679
<v Speaker 1>Something in me and Kai both knocked him down, and

0:20:13.720 --> 0:20:15.760
<v Speaker 1>he was like, you guys are invalidating my.

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<v Speaker 2>Reality like.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like when people are like, well, that's my truth,

0:20:21.560 --> 0:20:22.399
<v Speaker 1>Like that's what you're pulling.

0:20:22.840 --> 0:20:27.440
<v Speaker 3>I'm literally speaking my truth. I'm speaking my truth and

0:20:27.840 --> 0:20:29.120
<v Speaker 3>I need to be heard.

0:20:29.480 --> 0:20:33.400
<v Speaker 2>You speak your lives. Some people speak their truth. Drew

0:20:33.480 --> 0:20:35.560
<v Speaker 2>gets public and speaks his lives.

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<v Speaker 4>We should paint these.

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<v Speaker 2>No we shouldn't.

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<v Speaker 4>Why not they're ugly?

0:20:42.240 --> 0:20:43.520
<v Speaker 2>Wow, that's how you feel.

0:20:44.119 --> 0:20:46.520
<v Speaker 3>Yes, we should paint them, make them really cute, and

0:20:46.520 --> 0:20:47.600
<v Speaker 3>customize them for ourselves.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I don't like when people customize shit.

0:20:49.880 --> 0:20:52.600
<v Speaker 1>I think it's so ugly, Like I'm not kidding, like

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<v Speaker 1>the whole this is what we need to talk about.

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<v Speaker 2>That was Yeah, when I was a kid in wall

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<v Speaker 2>See that's a kid boom, Like, you don't do that

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<v Speaker 2>as an adult.

0:21:03.200 --> 0:21:07.119
<v Speaker 1>The epidemic of grown as adults paying money for customized

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<v Speaker 1>Air Force ones.

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<v Speaker 2>That was an.

0:21:10.320 --> 0:21:13.520
<v Speaker 3>Epidemic that actually needs to stop immediately.

0:21:13.640 --> 0:21:15.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah that's a virus.

0:21:15.119 --> 0:21:17.119
<v Speaker 3>Three years ago, Well, there was a huge.

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<v Speaker 1>Thing that I think Nike started, Like this part is

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<v Speaker 1>mean and I don't agree with, like let people do

0:21:21.320 --> 0:21:23.560
<v Speaker 1>their ugly little things and just make fun of it, like,

0:21:23.600 --> 0:21:25.920
<v Speaker 1>don't be like a freak. But I'm pretty sure Nike

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<v Speaker 1>started like shutting all of them down yet and suing

0:21:29.000 --> 0:21:31.600
<v Speaker 1>them for like doing customizations because they were like, you're

0:21:31.600 --> 0:21:34.400
<v Speaker 1>making money on our dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>But that was ugly, Like I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>If you owned a pair of air Force ones with

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<v Speaker 1>the blue butterflies.

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<v Speaker 3>The reflective butterflies, it's done.

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<v Speaker 1>And I know they're under your bed and you look

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<v Speaker 1>at them all the time and you're like, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Like no, there's this meme that I'm like thinking

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<v Speaker 3>of that's literally like, oh, like I'm a fashion design

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<v Speaker 3>and the dad's like, oh, it's like a boyfriend talking

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<v Speaker 3>to someone's dad.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, I'm a fashion designer. Your turn, Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you like? What kind of clothes do you make? Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>I designed custom air Force ones? And then the dad

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<v Speaker 3>kills the guy. That's literally the.

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<v Speaker 2>Meme that MA is good because I do agree with it.

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<v Speaker 2>I would do that a way.

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<v Speaker 3>I actually have to find them.

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<v Speaker 1>If my daughter brought home a guy who sits at

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<v Speaker 1>his house and paints on air Force ones and then.

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<v Speaker 4>Huh, I'm just talking to myself.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm dumb.

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<v Speaker 3>I had someone tell me I fell off. Oh I

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<v Speaker 3>needed that.

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<v Speaker 4>I needed that.

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<v Speaker 2>I cannot wait till we turn off our likes. That's

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<v Speaker 2>gonna be awesome.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I'll be long gone before it gets to

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<v Speaker 3>that point. I have nine months to live.

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<v Speaker 2>No, the thing is, I would just.

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<v Speaker 3>The fingernails, no sublingual melw nomo.

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<v Speaker 1>I would just let my lights get down to like

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<v Speaker 1>three thousand lights like.

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<v Speaker 2>I would just let it happen, like.

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to get to the point that I'm getting

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<v Speaker 1>seventy six likes, and I just leave it public.

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<v Speaker 4>Unfortunately, I think the world will end before we get there.

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<v Speaker 2>You think the world is ending soon.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Look at those gas prices, it's already.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm walking.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm walking everywhere. Christopher walking, call me Christopher because I'm

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<v Speaker 3>walking because of these damn gas prices. I'm not by

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<v Speaker 3>then those gas prices too, I'm not by then gas.

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<v Speaker 2>It.

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<v Speaker 3>I came up with one literally yesterday. Oh I'm biden

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<v Speaker 3>fuel for my body because I'm walking. I'm not biden gas.

0:24:11.720 --> 0:24:21.000
<v Speaker 3>I'm biding food to fuel my body so I can walk.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what's funny is I'm really trying to think

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<v Speaker 1>of like a good one and I can't.

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<v Speaker 3>But yeah, you got gas money, though, I need to

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<v Speaker 3>sing I need a cigarette.

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<v Speaker 1>I think we should go back to analogue smoking. Like

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<v Speaker 1>I think everybody should pick up cigarettes again.

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<v Speaker 2>Like and I know, like obviously the argument is people

0:24:47.240 --> 0:24:49.920
<v Speaker 2>shouldn't smoke at all, but I just like, at least

0:24:49.920 --> 0:24:50.760
<v Speaker 2>we know what cigarettes.

0:24:50.760 --> 0:24:52.880
<v Speaker 3>I need to bring back indoor smoking.

0:24:52.680 --> 0:24:53.440
<v Speaker 2>That's what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, because there's this other thing that literally, like our

0:24:57.800 --> 0:25:01.240
<v Speaker 3>parents just like were like sheep being led to the slaughterhouse,

0:25:01.280 --> 0:25:04.040
<v Speaker 3>and we just they just let it happen. They folded immediately,

0:25:04.080 --> 0:25:06.440
<v Speaker 3>like they didn't even try to fucking fight indoor smoking,

0:25:06.760 --> 0:25:09.199
<v Speaker 3>fight for it, and they just let it happen. They

0:25:09.240 --> 0:25:10.800
<v Speaker 3>let the government shut it down. We need to bring

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<v Speaker 3>back indoor smoking, just not in my house.

0:25:13.680 --> 0:25:14.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:25:14.640 --> 0:25:16.960
<v Speaker 3>So see, this is what happens when I take be complex.

0:25:17.000 --> 0:25:19.119
<v Speaker 3>I feel like shit for an hour, and now I

0:25:19.200 --> 0:25:22.600
<v Speaker 3>literally feel like God, I literally feel better than every

0:25:22.640 --> 0:25:23.440
<v Speaker 3>person on earth.

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<v Speaker 1>It's crazy, Drew, you are actually better than every person

0:25:26.600 --> 0:25:29.360
<v Speaker 1>on earth, not.

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<v Speaker 4>Better than you.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what that was there.

0:25:31.720 --> 0:25:33.040
<v Speaker 3>I don't even think I'm better than Kai.

0:25:34.600 --> 0:25:36.720
<v Speaker 5>You don't even think that you're better than Kai.

0:25:36.960 --> 0:25:39.719
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he has to think about it, Like there are

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<v Speaker 1>most days where he I think he does think he

0:25:41.680 --> 0:25:45.440
<v Speaker 1>is yeah, yeah, which you know, it's hard to blame him.

0:25:45.920 --> 0:25:47.200
<v Speaker 4>I'm going to project hew vomit.

0:25:48.720 --> 0:25:50.919
<v Speaker 1>I would actually end my life. That's like my biggest

0:25:50.920 --> 0:25:53.480
<v Speaker 1>fear is like vomit. Let alone it on me.

0:25:53.800 --> 0:25:55.840
<v Speaker 2>Although the other night I was like, oh my god,

0:25:55.880 --> 0:25:58.040
<v Speaker 2>I think I have to vomit, like.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, yeah yeah, And.

0:26:00.280 --> 0:26:02.520
<v Speaker 1>I had too much uky and I was like, I

0:26:02.520 --> 0:26:07.440
<v Speaker 1>think I'm gonna throw up, and I almost like got

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<v Speaker 1>myself to do.

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<v Speaker 3>It and made you soup.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah you did. Well, let's clarify. I ordered.

0:26:14.359 --> 0:26:17.000
<v Speaker 4>Let's not clarify, let's just keep it that Drew made

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<v Speaker 4>in your soup.

0:26:18.440 --> 0:26:21.879
<v Speaker 1>Ordered soup from Mariwan, and I was too nauseous to

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<v Speaker 1>get up and get it, so I asked you to

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<v Speaker 1>get it.

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<v Speaker 2>But he did heat it up for me.

0:26:24.960 --> 0:26:27.080
<v Speaker 3>And because I'm a good friend, gave me.

0:26:27.080 --> 0:26:29.600
<v Speaker 2>Soup, and you did. You did offer to go get

0:26:29.640 --> 0:26:31.920
<v Speaker 2>me food, but I had already ordered food. Yeah, so

0:26:31.960 --> 0:26:34.200
<v Speaker 2>technically you would have gotten me soup, so you kind

0:26:34.200 --> 0:26:35.440
<v Speaker 2>of did get me soup.

0:26:35.720 --> 0:26:35.920
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm just like a good person.

0:26:38.440 --> 0:26:39.480
<v Speaker 2>You're a good little boy.

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<v Speaker 3>Can I see your remember my little member, my little

0:26:42.440 --> 0:26:48.320
<v Speaker 3>drinking ender. He said, you don't drink drinky. Yeah, I'm

0:26:48.359 --> 0:26:50.840
<v Speaker 3>just I feel like I am better than everybody because

0:26:50.840 --> 0:26:56.280
<v Speaker 3>I don't drink as much. Say you did drink anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>So you feel like you're better than everyone because you

0:27:00.440 --> 0:27:01.680
<v Speaker 1>kind of have self control.

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<v Speaker 3>Um, yes see now I'm like going back down. Do

0:27:06.840 --> 0:27:08.199
<v Speaker 3>you see the spike? You saw it?

0:27:08.200 --> 0:27:10.560
<v Speaker 2>You felt well? Also, I think you had that spike

0:27:10.640 --> 0:27:12.879
<v Speaker 2>because you felt good because I was laughing at everything

0:27:12.880 --> 0:27:14.280
<v Speaker 2>you were saying. So it was.

0:27:14.240 --> 0:27:18.320
<v Speaker 1>Literally just like it was the the outcome of like

0:27:18.440 --> 0:27:20.680
<v Speaker 1>feeling funny being fed.

0:27:21.000 --> 0:27:24.639
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you should go get ee against ego.

0:27:25.359 --> 0:27:28.400
<v Speaker 3>You're one of those people we need to bring back

0:27:28.440 --> 0:27:29.000
<v Speaker 3>the ego.

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<v Speaker 1>I took like a really good look at you the

0:27:36.480 --> 0:27:38.280
<v Speaker 1>other day, and I was like kind of scared of you.

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<v Speaker 3>Fuck you, I'm scared as of you.

0:27:46.880 --> 0:27:51.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm scared as fuck as of you.

0:27:51.880 --> 0:27:53.400
<v Speaker 2>Did y'all straighten your head the other day?

0:27:53.760 --> 0:27:54.160
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

0:27:55.440 --> 0:27:56.600
<v Speaker 4>I looked advanced.

0:27:56.680 --> 0:27:58.520
<v Speaker 2>I looked Can I do it again today?

0:27:58.680 --> 0:27:58.920
<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

0:27:58.960 --> 0:28:00.000
<v Speaker 4>I think you could probably do it better.

0:28:00.200 --> 0:28:00.440
<v Speaker 3>Job.

0:28:01.240 --> 0:28:02.960
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Elsie flopped hard.

0:28:05.640 --> 0:28:07.800
<v Speaker 1>No, I will say I found that the flowering that

0:28:07.880 --> 0:28:10.520
<v Speaker 1>y'all did use it It was my skinny one that's

0:28:10.520 --> 0:28:16.119
<v Speaker 1>for bangs. And then I thought something, Yeah, I found

0:28:16.119 --> 0:28:19.040
<v Speaker 1>my regular one deep in my closet this morning. I

0:28:19.080 --> 0:28:20.600
<v Speaker 1>was like, oh, they fully couldn't find this and they

0:28:20.680 --> 0:28:23.359
<v Speaker 1>used this little winky dinky like so we started using.

0:28:23.400 --> 0:28:26.520
<v Speaker 3>At first, was your blow dryer like comb, the thing

0:28:26.600 --> 0:28:29.560
<v Speaker 3>that like blows hot air. Yeah, and we were like,

0:28:29.640 --> 0:28:32.040
<v Speaker 3>that's the straighten it And we used it for like

0:28:32.160 --> 0:28:33.440
<v Speaker 3>five minutes and.

0:28:33.440 --> 0:28:35.280
<v Speaker 4>My hair just was getting giant.

0:28:36.800 --> 0:28:39.440
<v Speaker 3>But yeah, the dice, and we need to get one

0:28:39.440 --> 0:28:41.160
<v Speaker 3>of those. I want one of those dice and you

0:28:41.160 --> 0:28:44.000
<v Speaker 3>should buy one. No, I'm saying you should buy I

0:28:44.080 --> 0:28:45.720
<v Speaker 3>don't want to buy it so I can claim it.

0:28:45.880 --> 0:28:49.640
<v Speaker 2>I really like just my corn Air one that I have.

0:28:53.840 --> 0:28:58.440
<v Speaker 3>You give shive from succession. I don't know what that

0:28:58.600 --> 0:29:00.920
<v Speaker 3>energy I give Tom energy gives great.

0:29:01.160 --> 0:29:02.719
<v Speaker 2>I do give Tom Holland energy.

0:29:03.280 --> 0:29:05.640
<v Speaker 3>Honestly, you give Tom Holland energy.

0:29:05.880 --> 0:29:08.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Like I'm like kind of cute and like I

0:29:08.080 --> 0:29:10.440
<v Speaker 2>don't say much, but you know I'm nice.

0:29:12.160 --> 0:29:14.600
<v Speaker 4>I'm cute. I don't say much, but you know I'm nice.

0:29:15.720 --> 0:29:22.200
<v Speaker 2>I give Tom Holland. You give like Paul Rudd. No,

0:29:22.800 --> 0:29:24.800
<v Speaker 2>Paul r is sexy at balls.

0:29:24.520 --> 0:29:26.440
<v Speaker 3>He is sexy, but I don't give Paul Rudd.

0:29:26.480 --> 0:29:27.760
<v Speaker 4>I feel like I give Tony.

0:29:27.560 --> 0:29:30.280
<v Speaker 2>Stark, Sir Robert Downey Junior.

0:29:30.480 --> 0:29:31.640
<v Speaker 3>No, No, Tony Stark.

0:29:31.840 --> 0:29:34.720
<v Speaker 2>Oh, like the fictional guy, I'm gonna.

0:29:34.480 --> 0:29:38.080
<v Speaker 3>Take over the fucking world millionaire. I've been watching succession,

0:29:38.080 --> 0:29:39.800
<v Speaker 3>and I truly believe I'm going to be a billionaire.

0:29:39.960 --> 0:29:42.240
<v Speaker 1>And I know you literally just publicly said that you

0:29:42.440 --> 0:29:44.640
<v Speaker 1>are going to be a millionaire in nine months.

0:29:44.800 --> 0:29:48.160
<v Speaker 3>I redact everything every harsh comment I made about a

0:29:48.160 --> 0:29:50.480
<v Speaker 3>billionaire in my entire life. They're doing what they want

0:29:50.520 --> 0:29:54.080
<v Speaker 3>to do, and I'm gonna keep my billions to my

0:29:54.120 --> 0:29:54.760
<v Speaker 3>fucking self.

0:29:54.880 --> 0:29:56.680
<v Speaker 2>So you're just like openly admitting that you're going to

0:29:56.720 --> 0:29:57.080
<v Speaker 2>be a who.

0:29:57.360 --> 0:30:02.560
<v Speaker 3>My entire life after forty five, I don't plan on

0:30:02.640 --> 0:30:06.840
<v Speaker 3>taking more than ten steps without being in a transportation mobile.

0:30:07.200 --> 0:30:09.040
<v Speaker 4>If I won't take, I will.

0:30:08.800 --> 0:30:11.920
<v Speaker 3>Be driven within ten steps to my private jet, which

0:30:11.960 --> 0:30:14.000
<v Speaker 3>will be ten steps. That's health.

0:30:14.120 --> 0:30:15.880
<v Speaker 2>You're gonna live for like ten years, which.

0:30:15.640 --> 0:30:19.360
<v Speaker 3>Is ten steps, which then lands directly on the ship

0:30:19.480 --> 0:30:23.120
<v Speaker 3>of my three hundred million dollar yacht. That's gonna be

0:30:23.120 --> 0:30:24.480
<v Speaker 3>my life post billionaire.

0:30:27.520 --> 0:30:30.880
<v Speaker 1>So you just don't want to walk, Yeah, your goal

0:30:30.960 --> 0:30:32.720
<v Speaker 1>is to be a billionaire, so you don't have to

0:30:32.800 --> 0:30:33.600
<v Speaker 1>walk anymore.

0:30:33.680 --> 0:30:37.560
<v Speaker 3>Well, I'll take ten steps that's not walking. That's like

0:30:37.920 --> 0:30:38.400
<v Speaker 3>and I'll.

0:30:38.320 --> 0:30:40.920
<v Speaker 4>Roll deep with my squad. Y'all can be there if you.

0:30:41.160 --> 0:30:43.520
<v Speaker 2>I want to take more than ten steps, though.

0:30:44.000 --> 0:30:45.000
<v Speaker 4>That's not how it works.

0:30:45.640 --> 0:30:49.840
<v Speaker 2>So to be salary, I'm on salary to be your friend. Yeah,

0:30:50.320 --> 0:30:53.480
<v Speaker 2>that's honestly a sleigh life. I need that for me.

0:30:53.720 --> 0:30:56.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because I wasn't born to like actually commit to

0:30:56.640 --> 0:30:59.680
<v Speaker 1>like any sort of work other than talking. And like

0:30:59.760 --> 0:31:01.960
<v Speaker 1>if I could do that without even talking on camera,

0:31:02.040 --> 0:31:05.040
<v Speaker 1>that would that would be like top tier. Like now

0:31:05.120 --> 0:31:07.800
<v Speaker 1>I've committed my life to my work being talking on camera.

0:31:07.840 --> 0:31:10.240
<v Speaker 2>But imagine I could get paid to just talk.

0:31:10.120 --> 0:31:13.200
<v Speaker 3>Get paid more to just talk. No, I am actually

0:31:13.280 --> 0:31:15.280
<v Speaker 3>fucking delusional. I need to be locked away on a

0:31:15.320 --> 0:31:17.640
<v Speaker 3>sideboard because I literally while you were just talking, I

0:31:17.680 --> 0:31:21.720
<v Speaker 3>was fantasizing about like when I become a billionaire, which

0:31:21.760 --> 0:31:24.880
<v Speaker 3>is never gonna happen. I would never allow that realistic.

0:31:24.960 --> 0:31:27.200
<v Speaker 2>Also, like we're not in a position where we're going

0:31:27.240 --> 0:31:29.440
<v Speaker 2>to be billionaires. Like there's just like no way.

0:31:29.600 --> 0:31:32.160
<v Speaker 3>There's there's something in the back that I was thinking

0:31:32.160 --> 0:31:32.520
<v Speaker 3>about that.

0:31:32.560 --> 0:31:33.800
<v Speaker 4>I was like, oh, this could.

0:31:33.640 --> 0:31:35.160
<v Speaker 2>Be, like you have something in your back.

0:31:35.640 --> 0:31:39.000
<v Speaker 3>I would sleep. I have a TwixT up my sleeve

0:31:40.080 --> 0:31:44.360
<v Speaker 3>that I literally there's something big is coming. What is like,

0:31:45.240 --> 0:31:47.880
<v Speaker 3>just just know something biggest coming, you.

0:31:47.800 --> 0:31:49.280
<v Speaker 2>Know, I'm like your best friend.

0:31:49.920 --> 0:31:52.440
<v Speaker 3>I can't say it on the podcast because it's very

0:31:52.800 --> 0:31:54.560
<v Speaker 3>very top secret.

0:31:55.560 --> 0:31:56.959
<v Speaker 2>I know of something.

0:31:57.040 --> 0:31:58.920
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's that's exactly what you're thinking of. And then

0:31:58.960 --> 0:32:02.080
<v Speaker 3>you could see it spiral in like oh, like releasing

0:32:02.120 --> 0:32:03.360
<v Speaker 3>something else and then.

0:32:03.400 --> 0:32:04.400
<v Speaker 4>Acquiring this.

0:32:07.440 --> 0:32:10.920
<v Speaker 3>Not understanding what a billionaire is at all, releasing something else,

0:32:10.920 --> 0:32:12.720
<v Speaker 3>acquiring being there.

0:32:14.880 --> 0:32:16.800
<v Speaker 2>Sing this and accepting that.

0:32:19.480 --> 0:32:23.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I just don't I really don't feel the need

0:32:23.600 --> 0:32:26.440
<v Speaker 1>to be like that rich. I just don't understand like

0:32:26.520 --> 0:32:28.400
<v Speaker 1>the point of it. I think about all the time

0:32:28.400 --> 0:32:30.520
<v Speaker 1>that there's like a certain number that you have to

0:32:30.560 --> 0:32:34.040
<v Speaker 1>make a year, like a certain there's a certain number.

0:32:33.720 --> 0:32:37.160
<v Speaker 2>That you hit that you make a year, and your

0:32:37.200 --> 0:32:37.840
<v Speaker 2>life does not.

0:32:38.120 --> 0:32:39.360
<v Speaker 3>Elevate anything else.

0:32:39.480 --> 0:32:43.360
<v Speaker 1>And yeah, in like value past that, Like at that

0:32:43.440 --> 0:32:46.160
<v Speaker 1>point now you're just like, yeah, you don't.

0:32:46.000 --> 0:32:47.920
<v Speaker 4>Get more happy after you make a certain amount of.

0:32:47.880 --> 0:32:48.920
<v Speaker 2>Money, not even more happy.

0:32:48.960 --> 0:32:52.160
<v Speaker 1>It's like your value of life like doesn't necessarily like

0:32:53.640 --> 0:32:58.240
<v Speaker 1>increase by that much after this, Like yeah, you can

0:32:58.280 --> 0:33:00.400
<v Speaker 1>live like very good after this number her and like

0:33:00.480 --> 0:33:03.840
<v Speaker 1>not have to worry, and it's still like a huge number.

0:33:03.840 --> 0:33:05.840
<v Speaker 4>I'm pretty sure I need to retire.

0:33:06.680 --> 0:33:07.640
<v Speaker 2>You're twenty four.

0:33:08.160 --> 0:33:10.200
<v Speaker 3>I need to retire in five years you want to

0:33:10.280 --> 0:33:15.240
<v Speaker 3>I'm sixteen, bitch, I need to be the youngest billionaire.

0:33:16.280 --> 0:33:17.800
<v Speaker 3>Why doesn't anybody lie about that?

0:33:18.880 --> 0:33:21.240
<v Speaker 2>Charlie Dmilio could fully lie about that, and I would

0:33:21.280 --> 0:33:21.920
<v Speaker 2>believe her.

0:33:21.800 --> 0:33:24.000
<v Speaker 4>If she said she was a billionaire right nowally believe yeah.

0:33:24.000 --> 0:33:25.480
<v Speaker 2>I'd be like, oh my god, girl, congrats.

0:33:26.560 --> 0:33:30.280
<v Speaker 1>I never said this publicly, but last year I randomly,

0:33:30.360 --> 0:33:33.400
<v Speaker 1>on like a hot day in La DMed Charlie and

0:33:33.480 --> 0:33:35.120
<v Speaker 1>I was like, hey, girl, can I come over and

0:33:35.200 --> 0:33:38.440
<v Speaker 1>use your pool? And then recently, like a month ago,

0:33:38.800 --> 0:33:41.880
<v Speaker 1>for no reason at all, she replied and said yeah,

0:33:41.920 --> 0:33:43.600
<v Speaker 1>and I said, oh my god, thank you. She was like,

0:33:43.680 --> 0:33:46.760
<v Speaker 1>of course, and that was our exchange. And I've never

0:33:46.840 --> 0:33:48.880
<v Speaker 1>spoken her. Actually, I have seen her in real life.

0:33:49.080 --> 0:33:50.080
<v Speaker 1>I've met her a few times.

0:33:50.160 --> 0:33:52.480
<v Speaker 4>We should go swimming.

0:33:52.480 --> 0:33:56.719
<v Speaker 2>At her pool. I should be really fucking crazy coming on.

0:33:56.920 --> 0:33:58.960
<v Speaker 1>No, I should be really crazy and just find her

0:33:59.000 --> 0:34:01.560
<v Speaker 1>address and go to her house and be like you told.

0:34:01.280 --> 0:34:05.880
<v Speaker 2>Me, like you said I could come. The thing is

0:34:05.920 --> 0:34:07.720
<v Speaker 2>I feel like she's such a nice girl that she

0:34:07.800 --> 0:34:11.120
<v Speaker 2>wouldn't deny me. She would yeah, come, she'd be like okay,

0:34:11.200 --> 0:34:11.560
<v Speaker 2>and then.

0:34:11.560 --> 0:34:16.640
<v Speaker 1>Just like however long I decided to let me be.

0:34:16.560 --> 0:34:20.080
<v Speaker 2>Like I have something, squat you start squatting in her?

0:34:20.680 --> 0:34:23.520
<v Speaker 2>Can I shower? Like I brought extra clothes after I swam?

0:34:23.560 --> 0:34:24.160
<v Speaker 2>Can I shower?

0:34:24.239 --> 0:34:26.040
<v Speaker 1>Can just hang out and then like I know, I

0:34:26.080 --> 0:34:27.920
<v Speaker 1>take a shower, put up my PJS, and go flop

0:34:27.920 --> 0:34:29.040
<v Speaker 1>in her bed like a friend.

0:34:29.719 --> 0:34:30.480
<v Speaker 4>We need to talk.

0:34:31.320 --> 0:34:32.359
<v Speaker 2>What have you been up to? Girl?

0:34:32.360 --> 0:34:35.359
<v Speaker 1>It's been so long? I'm like, hell like hitting her

0:34:35.360 --> 0:34:37.000
<v Speaker 1>while I talk. I'm like, what have you been up to?

0:34:39.239 --> 0:34:40.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna start doing that.

0:34:40.120 --> 0:34:42.719
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna add that into my like social like conversation.

0:34:43.120 --> 0:34:44.959
<v Speaker 2>It's being like, what the hell is up?

0:34:46.640 --> 0:34:49.239
<v Speaker 1>Slapping the funk out of people's shoulders, Like they walk

0:34:49.280 --> 0:34:51.719
<v Speaker 1>away from me and their shoulders are like bright red

0:34:51.760 --> 0:34:52.600
<v Speaker 1>and Bruce.

0:34:52.440 --> 0:34:55.000
<v Speaker 3>I've been told recently that I have an electric touch.

0:34:55.320 --> 0:34:56.520
<v Speaker 2>No, you have not.

0:34:57.480 --> 0:35:02.080
<v Speaker 6>I have God told this by some delusional motherfucker who

0:35:02.160 --> 0:35:03.760
<v Speaker 6>just wanted to be nice to him, and he keeps

0:35:03.800 --> 0:35:07.839
<v Speaker 6>repeating it to everybody.

0:35:07.040 --> 0:35:07.920
<v Speaker 3>Also said, you.

0:35:07.960 --> 0:35:11.440
<v Speaker 2>Did not say that. It's not an electric touch. You're

0:35:11.480 --> 0:35:12.280
<v Speaker 2>tickling people.

0:35:12.320 --> 0:35:15.080
<v Speaker 7>You're doing what everybody does in essential way where it's

0:35:15.120 --> 0:35:17.440
<v Speaker 7>like you will kind of lightly touch and like not

0:35:17.760 --> 0:35:18.759
<v Speaker 7>touch at the same time.

0:35:19.120 --> 0:35:20.040
<v Speaker 2>Girl, that's not electric.

0:35:20.120 --> 0:35:22.879
<v Speaker 4>I gave him chills at one.

0:35:23.080 --> 0:35:25.239
<v Speaker 2>That's because Kay doesn't get a lot of physical touch.

0:35:25.440 --> 0:35:26.800
<v Speaker 5>Okay, we're done for the day.

0:35:28.920 --> 0:35:30.759
<v Speaker 3>Episode he ended here.

0:35:33.440 --> 0:35:34.760
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, you don't have an.

0:35:34.640 --> 0:35:40.000
<v Speaker 3>Electric touch, right, electric feel like GMT.

0:35:41.280 --> 0:35:42.719
<v Speaker 4>Is M eighty three.

0:35:42.840 --> 0:35:48.120
<v Speaker 2>No, it's MGMT. Check me with electric. Girl, That is MGMT.

0:35:48.280 --> 0:35:56.400
<v Speaker 3>Right, it's actually management. That's it's actually management. I watched

0:35:56.440 --> 0:35:59.920
<v Speaker 3>a lot of interviews about MGMT in this band call

0:36:00.160 --> 0:36:03.200
<v Speaker 3>of Montreal, and I could man explain it. If you

0:36:03.239 --> 0:36:07.480
<v Speaker 3>want me to go ahead of Montreal and MGMT, I don't,

0:36:07.520 --> 0:36:10.560
<v Speaker 3>Actually I don't know anything about it.

0:36:10.840 --> 0:36:12.680
<v Speaker 4>Like I was gonna lie, but I was like.

0:36:13.840 --> 0:36:15.840
<v Speaker 1>There's gonna be someone who's a really big fan of

0:36:15.840 --> 0:36:16.560
<v Speaker 1>both of those things.

0:36:16.560 --> 0:36:18.399
<v Speaker 2>They'd be like, what the.

0:36:17.960 --> 0:36:20.040
<v Speaker 3>Are very closely associated because they played a bunch of

0:36:20.040 --> 0:36:23.000
<v Speaker 3>shows together, and then the guitarist of I think MGMT

0:36:23.200 --> 0:36:25.480
<v Speaker 3>was gonna leave MGMT and go on tour with of

0:36:25.480 --> 0:36:28.840
<v Speaker 3>Montreal and go do a bunch of shows with of Montreal.

0:36:29.800 --> 0:36:32.560
<v Speaker 3>But then they released the three Big Ones, like the

0:36:32.600 --> 0:36:36.640
<v Speaker 3>three the three songs. MGMT is known for the election field. Yeah,

0:36:36.680 --> 0:36:37.400
<v Speaker 3>and they can never.

0:36:37.320 --> 0:36:43.480
<v Speaker 4>Live down and they see my conversation is so boring

0:36:43.520 --> 0:36:44.719
<v Speaker 4>that people just get up and leave.

0:36:44.920 --> 0:36:47.080
<v Speaker 1>I wanted a little snack because it was so good.

0:36:47.080 --> 0:36:49.960
<v Speaker 1>It felt like watching a movie. Really yeah, and I

0:36:50.000 --> 0:36:50.680
<v Speaker 1>needed something to.

0:36:50.600 --> 0:36:52.719
<v Speaker 2>Do with my hands because I was gonna touch he.

0:36:52.680 --> 0:36:56.879
<v Speaker 3>Remember, Okay, give it to.

0:36:56.840 --> 0:37:01.640
<v Speaker 2>Me, Okay, keep going. They didn't leave.

0:37:02.560 --> 0:37:03.279
<v Speaker 4>They didn't leave.

0:37:05.160 --> 0:37:09.239
<v Speaker 3>They released the big songs together and remained like homies.

0:37:09.760 --> 0:37:11.239
<v Speaker 3>But I think they went to the same college. I

0:37:11.239 --> 0:37:14.040
<v Speaker 3>could be wrong, and they were like the two bands

0:37:14.080 --> 0:37:17.360
<v Speaker 3>that like were big on campus and they were just

0:37:17.400 --> 0:37:20.800
<v Speaker 3>like super big indie bands. And then MGMT blew the

0:37:20.800 --> 0:37:23.440
<v Speaker 3>fuck up. Did you know? All of the songs that

0:37:23.600 --> 0:37:27.160
<v Speaker 3>MGMT are known for are literally made as.

0:37:27.040 --> 0:37:28.680
<v Speaker 4>Like trolls, Like they made them as jokes.

0:37:28.719 --> 0:37:31.040
<v Speaker 3>They were like, we're gonna make like the most pop

0:37:31.120 --> 0:37:33.239
<v Speaker 3>pop song ever, Like fuck this genre of music, it

0:37:33.280 --> 0:37:36.600
<v Speaker 3>fucking sucks. And they did it so good that they

0:37:36.640 --> 0:37:39.640
<v Speaker 3>became like the one of the biggest bands in the world.

0:37:41.280 --> 0:37:44.960
<v Speaker 2>Hmm. That's what happened to me recently.

0:37:46.280 --> 0:37:47.040
<v Speaker 3>With what.

0:37:48.520 --> 0:37:50.360
<v Speaker 2>I can't say it because I go by like an alias.

0:37:50.400 --> 0:37:52.120
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to like, I don't want to be

0:37:52.160 --> 0:37:55.080
<v Speaker 2>known for music, but I am charting right now.

0:37:55.880 --> 0:37:57.640
<v Speaker 4>What is your aliens?

0:37:59.239 --> 0:38:05.839
<v Speaker 1>It's it'd be so weird if I just readily said it, not.

0:38:05.880 --> 0:38:06.760
<v Speaker 4>Fucking little.

0:38:08.200 --> 0:38:09.560
<v Speaker 5>Right next to the microphone.

0:38:11.680 --> 0:38:13.000
<v Speaker 2>I go by my name little nas.

0:38:13.520 --> 0:38:15.680
<v Speaker 3>You're claiming to be little nice X right now, but

0:38:15.719 --> 0:38:18.880
<v Speaker 3>I'm in the name. What the fund does that?

0:38:18.920 --> 0:38:20.360
<v Speaker 2>Even like he goes.

0:38:20.160 --> 0:38:22.520
<v Speaker 1>And does all the things, but like it's he is

0:38:22.640 --> 0:38:26.719
<v Speaker 1>little but because.

0:38:25.440 --> 0:38:31.040
<v Speaker 3>Scenes making all the music and he's he's just wow, Yeah,

0:38:31.160 --> 0:38:34.560
<v Speaker 3>that's actually really impressive. I was wondering if you were

0:38:34.600 --> 0:38:38.839
<v Speaker 3>paying here. I mean, how many points did you get

0:38:38.840 --> 0:38:40.480
<v Speaker 3>on a song? Oh?

0:38:41.320 --> 0:38:44.560
<v Speaker 1>But it's not even fair because it's like I get

0:38:44.560 --> 0:38:46.120
<v Speaker 1>the song, it's how many points he yets?

0:38:46.200 --> 0:38:53.880
<v Speaker 2>That's a question. Here's his full name, Little moss X. Yeah, okay,

0:38:54.040 --> 0:38:54.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm not sure.

0:38:55.080 --> 0:38:55.960
<v Speaker 3>But there's I thought.

0:38:56.040 --> 0:38:57.000
<v Speaker 2>I thought they cut me out.

0:38:59.160 --> 0:39:02.120
<v Speaker 4>You don't even know the name of your.

0:39:02.560 --> 0:39:04.120
<v Speaker 2>Just because it's just passive income to me.

0:39:04.239 --> 0:39:06.880
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna start doing the podcast with my back to

0:39:06.960 --> 0:39:07.480
<v Speaker 3>the camera.

0:39:07.840 --> 0:39:10.320
<v Speaker 2>I literally made that joke earlier. I put it.

0:39:10.480 --> 0:39:12.799
<v Speaker 1>I was on face, I'm I put an underwear. I

0:39:12.840 --> 0:39:14.799
<v Speaker 1>was like, what if I just did the podcast like this,

0:39:14.840 --> 0:39:16.880
<v Speaker 1>and I turned to the camera and scratched my ass

0:39:16.880 --> 0:39:18.439
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, I just showed my ass whole

0:39:18.480 --> 0:39:20.560
<v Speaker 1>podcast and kept scratching between my cheeks.

0:39:21.520 --> 0:39:23.759
<v Speaker 4>That would be a great podcast episode.

0:39:24.239 --> 0:39:27.600
<v Speaker 2>We get helloviews for my butt.

0:39:27.680 --> 0:39:30.240
<v Speaker 3>Your stinkerinky little butt.

0:39:30.960 --> 0:39:35.879
<v Speaker 1>My tan from Miami is so bad, Like I've done

0:39:35.920 --> 0:39:37.799
<v Speaker 1>all the feelings, so like now I'm just like I

0:39:37.800 --> 0:39:41.320
<v Speaker 1>have my tan marks and I thought the weird marks

0:39:41.440 --> 0:39:43.719
<v Speaker 1>was gonna go away, and it did it, and now

0:39:43.719 --> 0:39:46.480
<v Speaker 1>it looks like I have a really bad spray tan. Aw.

0:39:47.560 --> 0:39:48.680
<v Speaker 4>You probably deserved it.

0:39:49.520 --> 0:39:50.359
<v Speaker 2>You can turn back.

0:39:50.600 --> 0:39:53.040
<v Speaker 3>You probably deserve it.

0:39:53.040 --> 0:39:54.839
<v Speaker 2>It's funny how you think it's respectful to have your

0:39:54.840 --> 0:39:56.560
<v Speaker 2>back to your viewers.

0:39:58.080 --> 0:40:00.040
<v Speaker 4>It's funny how you're a pitch.

0:40:02.440 --> 0:40:06.640
<v Speaker 2>All right? That making Cuy laugh When you grab a

0:40:06.719 --> 0:40:10.080
<v Speaker 2>mic like that, it's like sensual. It makes me horny.

0:40:10.800 --> 0:40:14.319
<v Speaker 3>Because my touch is I was told recently that I

0:40:14.320 --> 0:40:15.440
<v Speaker 3>have an electric touch?

0:40:16.719 --> 0:40:17.280
<v Speaker 2>How recent?

0:40:18.239 --> 0:40:25.120
<v Speaker 4>Two weeks ago? I'm serious, it's not that recent. That

0:40:25.280 --> 0:40:26.160
<v Speaker 4>is very recent.

0:40:27.360 --> 0:40:30.440
<v Speaker 2>No, it's not.

0:40:30.560 --> 0:40:33.439
<v Speaker 1>It's really not two weeks ago, like in this Dan age,

0:40:33.520 --> 0:40:34.279
<v Speaker 1>that's forever ago.

0:40:34.360 --> 0:40:35.080
<v Speaker 2>That was years ago.

0:40:35.160 --> 0:40:36.320
<v Speaker 4>What are you trying to say.

0:40:36.480 --> 0:40:39.359
<v Speaker 2>I'm saying it's just not valid, like it was so

0:40:39.440 --> 0:40:41.800
<v Speaker 2>long ago that you probably don't have an electric touch anymore.

0:40:42.840 --> 0:40:55.440
<v Speaker 2>It's probably just that day true. Oh my god, should

0:40:55.440 --> 0:40:55.959
<v Speaker 2>I just let.

0:40:55.920 --> 0:40:56.440
<v Speaker 3>Him have it?

0:40:56.840 --> 0:40:58.919
<v Speaker 5>Let's see what happens if we let him just.

0:40:58.840 --> 0:41:04.640
<v Speaker 2>Like rest, I call his phone. I'm going to take

0:41:04.640 --> 0:41:05.040
<v Speaker 2>his phone.

0:41:06.160 --> 0:41:13.839
<v Speaker 1>Oh heyl, Hey, what did you experience just now?

0:41:14.160 --> 0:41:15.040
<v Speaker 4>Psychondelic trip?

0:41:16.680 --> 0:41:19.719
<v Speaker 3>I injected myself with three grams of d m T

0:41:19.880 --> 0:41:21.480
<v Speaker 3>three micrograms of d MT.

0:41:23.520 --> 0:41:26.439
<v Speaker 2>What? What is a microgram? Is that a thing?

0:41:26.760 --> 0:41:29.520
<v Speaker 4>It's like the weird you. It's like the U symbol G.

0:41:29.800 --> 0:41:31.520
<v Speaker 2>I'm I don't I don't even know where you're talking about?

0:41:32.320 --> 0:41:36.640
<v Speaker 3>Up everywhere that I saw God in the seconds, it

0:41:36.680 --> 0:41:37.560
<v Speaker 3>felt like an attorney.

0:41:37.600 --> 0:41:39.279
<v Speaker 4>I lived three thousand lives?

0:41:41.520 --> 0:41:43.640
<v Speaker 2>And how do do you feel good about this one?

0:41:44.120 --> 0:41:49.360
<v Speaker 3>No? I will when I'm a billionaire, just I'm not kidding,

0:41:49.360 --> 0:41:52.440
<v Speaker 3>mark my fucking words. I will be the first billionaire,

0:41:54.400 --> 0:41:56.440
<v Speaker 3>the first billionaire podcast host.

0:41:58.480 --> 0:42:00.600
<v Speaker 4>Damn. Yeah, let's just get iPhone.

0:42:00.680 --> 0:42:02.400
<v Speaker 5>Joe Rogan's probably a billionaire.

0:42:02.960 --> 0:42:03.920
<v Speaker 4>He is a billionaire.

0:42:04.040 --> 0:42:09.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, guys, my parking ticket from parking on Wiltshire and

0:42:09.920 --> 0:42:14.279
<v Speaker 1>not paying for it. My ticket just got sent to

0:42:14.320 --> 0:42:16.040
<v Speaker 1>my house in Miami. Should I pay her or should

0:42:16.080 --> 0:42:16.439
<v Speaker 1>I just.

0:42:16.320 --> 0:42:17.399
<v Speaker 4>Like ignore it?

0:42:17.560 --> 0:42:18.840
<v Speaker 5>You don't have to pay those.

0:42:18.719 --> 0:42:20.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's what I'm saying. They're just like they're just

0:42:20.640 --> 0:42:21.640
<v Speaker 1>bored and they want money.

0:42:21.800 --> 0:42:22.640
<v Speaker 5>It's like Texas.

0:42:22.880 --> 0:42:24.640
<v Speaker 3>A stabbing today, A stabbing.

0:42:24.280 --> 0:42:29.759
<v Speaker 2>Today, A mass stabbing today, A stabbing? Is it a

0:42:29.760 --> 0:42:32.520
<v Speaker 2>mass sabbing or no, it's a stabbing. I need to

0:42:32.520 --> 0:42:33.880
<v Speaker 2>know the story behind that post.

0:42:35.200 --> 0:42:37.440
<v Speaker 4>Well, I feel like she was just feeling herself.

0:42:40.719 --> 0:42:42.680
<v Speaker 3>There was a literal stabbing and she was like, I'm

0:42:42.719 --> 0:42:44.880
<v Speaker 3>uncalled for a stabbing? Is that?

0:42:45.040 --> 0:42:46.160
<v Speaker 2>Do you think that's the context?

0:42:46.239 --> 0:42:47.239
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I genuinely do.

0:42:47.239 --> 0:42:49.400
<v Speaker 1>Do you think she knew about the stabbing before she

0:42:49.400 --> 0:42:51.520
<v Speaker 1>took the selfie or like she took the selfie then

0:42:51.600 --> 0:42:53.280
<v Speaker 1>got the call and was like a stabbing today.

0:42:53.760 --> 0:42:56.440
<v Speaker 3>I think she knew about I think she was probably

0:42:56.440 --> 0:42:58.200
<v Speaker 3>on the case for about two hours.

0:42:59.400 --> 0:43:00.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and just like sitting and.

0:43:00.840 --> 0:43:04.920
<v Speaker 3>Sitting and board and she was just like a stabbing today.

0:43:05.800 --> 0:43:08.880
<v Speaker 3>That's like kind of herb Maybe you should do that

0:43:08.920 --> 0:43:10.320
<v Speaker 3>with more memes because that was fun.

0:43:11.400 --> 0:43:15.400
<v Speaker 7>Think about what beer boys dressed like this?

0:43:18.520 --> 0:43:20.560
<v Speaker 1>You know what I actually need to know the story

0:43:20.600 --> 0:43:24.120
<v Speaker 1>of is uh one I don't even know their name?

0:43:24.160 --> 0:43:27.839
<v Speaker 2>Is it Kayla and Colleen? Or what is it?

0:43:27.920 --> 0:43:30.640
<v Speaker 3>Like the hell are you referencing Kaylee Colin? Come get

0:43:30.680 --> 0:43:31.120
<v Speaker 3>your juice?

0:43:31.520 --> 0:43:34.920
<v Speaker 1>Because I've thought about it feels like there's like a

0:43:34.960 --> 0:43:36.040
<v Speaker 1>bunch of possible names.

0:43:36.040 --> 0:43:39.000
<v Speaker 2>It could be Kim and Colin, Kayla Collin, Like I

0:43:39.239 --> 0:43:40.480
<v Speaker 2>don't know like both of the.

0:43:40.560 --> 0:43:42.560
<v Speaker 1>Names, and I don't know if like maybe I'm just

0:43:42.600 --> 0:43:45.840
<v Speaker 1>saying and like I want to know so bad. I'm like,

0:43:45.880 --> 0:43:48.080
<v Speaker 1>what's her relation to them? Is she like the older

0:43:48.160 --> 0:43:51.080
<v Speaker 1>sister or is she like an older cousin or a mom?

0:43:51.320 --> 0:43:55.200
<v Speaker 1>Like did she have to go to the R after that?

0:43:55.400 --> 0:43:55.640
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

0:43:55.680 --> 0:43:57.520
<v Speaker 1>Like is she the babysitter? Did she have to go

0:43:57.560 --> 0:43:59.399
<v Speaker 1>to like the e R? Like what she like all

0:43:59.440 --> 0:44:01.759
<v Speaker 1>covered in last? And was she bloody after that?

0:44:02.000 --> 0:44:08.600
<v Speaker 2>Like she literally she literal need some blasting glass? Keller

0:44:08.680 --> 0:44:13.600
<v Speaker 2>Colin running here? Okay? The other kid, Like the other

0:44:13.680 --> 0:44:15.719
<v Speaker 2>kid did not run that fast for juice? How long

0:44:15.719 --> 0:44:17.720
<v Speaker 2>has she been wanting juice?

0:44:18.239 --> 0:44:19.520
<v Speaker 3>For the goddamn joice?

0:44:20.440 --> 0:44:23.920
<v Speaker 2>Like she had been asking for juice for like an hour?

0:44:26.400 --> 0:44:30.560
<v Speaker 2>Like why was she sprinting to the juice? Why was

0:44:30.560 --> 0:44:32.719
<v Speaker 2>the other kid just not that interested in the juice?

0:44:32.719 --> 0:44:35.080
<v Speaker 2>So he didn't run like there was there wasn't another

0:44:35.120 --> 0:44:36.920
<v Speaker 2>person behind.

0:44:36.880 --> 0:44:43.000
<v Speaker 3>There, didn't She slipped forever, She slipped like fourteen feet.

0:44:43.080 --> 0:44:46.239
<v Speaker 1>Has anybody ever added the cartoon slipping sound to that meal?

0:44:46.640 --> 0:44:51.600
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, wait, it's that one. It's Kevin Colin, Come get

0:44:51.640 --> 0:44:54.439
<v Speaker 3>y'all's juice? And then the Chris back at it again

0:44:54.480 --> 0:44:59.680
<v Speaker 3>at Chris, back at it again at krispy Kreme, and you.

0:45:05.719 --> 0:45:06.040
<v Speaker 1>Ship.

0:45:11.520 --> 0:45:14.840
<v Speaker 3>That last tip was so in the moment and real.

0:45:15.280 --> 0:45:24.600
<v Speaker 3>It was so real, her wing like pushing around the oil.

0:45:25.200 --> 0:45:27.880
<v Speaker 1>Also her like the girl who hit the glass, screaming

0:45:27.920 --> 0:45:29.120
<v Speaker 1>after like, wait.

0:45:33.880 --> 0:45:38.080
<v Speaker 3>Look, can't get y'all juice.

0:45:38.120 --> 0:45:41.080
<v Speaker 1>That is something that's made me laugh every time I've

0:45:41.120 --> 0:45:42.480
<v Speaker 1>seen it since it came out.

0:45:42.920 --> 0:45:44.640
<v Speaker 4>A classic. It's a literal classic.

0:45:44.840 --> 0:45:47.920
<v Speaker 1>Dude back at it again at chrispy Kree where it

0:45:47.960 --> 0:45:48.960
<v Speaker 1>looks like nothing.

0:45:48.719 --> 0:45:51.680
<v Speaker 2>Happened, back at it again at krispy Kreme.

0:45:59.360 --> 0:46:03.480
<v Speaker 3>He just twisting so much, like what he's a fucking gymnast?

0:46:03.719 --> 0:46:05.200
<v Speaker 2>Like why is he so good?

0:46:05.239 --> 0:46:05.839
<v Speaker 3>And why is he?

0:46:07.719 --> 0:46:10.360
<v Speaker 2>I know how many times? What really happened?

0:46:10.360 --> 0:46:10.520
<v Speaker 3>Next?

0:46:10.680 --> 0:46:11.040
<v Speaker 4>What were they?

0:46:11.320 --> 0:46:13.480
<v Speaker 1>I think I looked it up and like there was

0:46:13.480 --> 0:46:16.279
<v Speaker 1>like a small article about it. Also, wait, I think

0:46:16.320 --> 0:46:19.960
<v Speaker 1>there's a video about it now. No, he has one

0:46:20.000 --> 0:46:20.879
<v Speaker 1>from three years ago.

0:46:23.120 --> 0:46:28.640
<v Speaker 2>He has a video what happened? It's him. We're watching

0:46:28.680 --> 0:46:29.640
<v Speaker 2>that after this link.

0:46:29.719 --> 0:46:37.560
<v Speaker 4>That to me, I need that.

0:46:38.320 --> 0:46:39.960
<v Speaker 2>No, we're watching it right after this thing.

0:46:40.080 --> 0:46:42.680
<v Speaker 4>It's actually so important, like the culture.

0:46:43.040 --> 0:46:45.959
<v Speaker 1>I know, there's so many like classic videos that there's

0:46:46.080 --> 0:46:48.719
<v Speaker 1>no background to it and like you don't know who

0:46:48.760 --> 0:46:51.080
<v Speaker 1>it is, like because I've looked up to come get

0:46:51.520 --> 0:46:53.920
<v Speaker 1>You're Juice, because I was gonna do a full video

0:46:54.040 --> 0:46:57.160
<v Speaker 1>like talking about this, but then I was like, I

0:46:57.239 --> 0:46:59.720
<v Speaker 1>was like, maybe another time, because this was during COVID,

0:46:59.719 --> 0:47:01.920
<v Speaker 1>and I'm It's like I had thought about like all

0:47:01.960 --> 0:47:04.600
<v Speaker 1>the videos that I wanted to like try my best

0:47:04.640 --> 0:47:07.799
<v Speaker 1>to like reach out and do like investigative research to

0:47:07.840 --> 0:47:10.040
<v Speaker 1>find the people who posted it and to talk to

0:47:10.040 --> 0:47:11.600
<v Speaker 1>them about it. And then one I was like, that's

0:47:11.600 --> 0:47:13.680
<v Speaker 1>such a daunting task and I've never done something like

0:47:13.719 --> 0:47:16.600
<v Speaker 1>that ever, so it would take so much time. And

0:47:16.640 --> 0:47:18.560
<v Speaker 1>two it was during COVID, and I was like, I

0:47:18.600 --> 0:47:20.720
<v Speaker 1>would want it to be like an in person interview,

0:47:20.760 --> 0:47:22.240
<v Speaker 1>like I don't want it to be on zoom.

0:47:22.440 --> 0:47:23.800
<v Speaker 2>That was the worst part of COVID.

0:47:24.120 --> 0:47:27.600
<v Speaker 1>It's like people who did like like yeah, like zoom interviews,

0:47:27.640 --> 0:47:29.560
<v Speaker 1>being like and we're going to talk to them right now,

0:47:29.640 --> 0:47:31.840
<v Speaker 1>and it's just then it's like we're gonna meet up

0:47:31.880 --> 0:47:34.040
<v Speaker 1>with them, and then it's like them at their computer,

0:47:34.200 --> 0:47:37.600
<v Speaker 1>like you know, the establishing shots, so showing the documentarian

0:47:37.960 --> 0:47:40.960
<v Speaker 1>at the computer, and then it switches into screen recording.

0:47:41.480 --> 0:47:42.960
<v Speaker 2>You know exactly why I'm talking.

0:47:42.760 --> 0:47:47.080
<v Speaker 3>Out literally sorry, I'm like barely adding anything to the conversation.

0:47:47.160 --> 0:47:49.200
<v Speaker 3>I was looking for the back at it again at

0:47:49.280 --> 0:47:52.400
<v Speaker 3>Krispy Cream and it just never happened. It's on my

0:47:52.440 --> 0:47:53.400
<v Speaker 3>meme account somewhere.

0:47:53.560 --> 0:47:56.399
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I literally think I have it saved on your

0:47:56.520 --> 0:47:59.440
<v Speaker 1>meme account. I have like a bunch of things saved

0:47:59.480 --> 0:48:01.120
<v Speaker 1>that sometimes I just go and look at.

0:48:02.520 --> 0:48:05.440
<v Speaker 4>Because I just post the best, the best of the best.

0:48:08.520 --> 0:48:13.200
<v Speaker 1>No, because you're just annoying guys in the car posts

0:48:13.360 --> 0:48:16.120
<v Speaker 1>memes and directs them at me and doesn't say anything

0:48:16.160 --> 0:48:16.440
<v Speaker 1>to me.

0:48:16.400 --> 0:48:18.680
<v Speaker 3>About it because I know you'll see it.

0:48:18.880 --> 0:48:20.319
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I know when I do see it. I'm like,

0:48:20.360 --> 0:48:22.320
<v Speaker 1>this has just been up and I didn't see it

0:48:22.400 --> 0:48:22.960
<v Speaker 1>until now.

0:48:23.760 --> 0:48:25.719
<v Speaker 3>Guys, how how have you been?

0:48:25.800 --> 0:48:26.279
<v Speaker 4>What's new?

0:48:27.600 --> 0:48:28.480
<v Speaker 3>Leave a comment down the.

0:48:30.239 --> 0:48:33.200
<v Speaker 2>World ending, the little entire world ending.

0:48:34.239 --> 0:48:39.680
<v Speaker 4>They got it on video.

0:48:48.360 --> 0:48:51.080
<v Speaker 2>The world notes it like literally catch it on firon.

0:48:50.920 --> 0:48:54.400
<v Speaker 1>Noteska, you have to like insert all of this?

0:48:56.560 --> 0:48:59.040
<v Speaker 2>Did I have so many good ones from your account?

0:49:01.320 --> 0:49:12.680
<v Speaker 4>This one's gonna get copyright straight. It's crazy that I

0:49:12.719 --> 0:49:18.560
<v Speaker 4>know exactly what no I want that I literally want.

0:49:18.480 --> 0:49:21.640
<v Speaker 3>To play with those I'm not kidding. I want to

0:49:21.640 --> 0:49:22.560
<v Speaker 3>play with them so bad.

0:49:22.920 --> 0:49:27.160
<v Speaker 2>He's so stupid, dude. Fuck, the Internet is so funny,

0:49:27.680 --> 0:49:28.600
<v Speaker 2>so infinite.

0:49:28.680 --> 0:49:31.400
<v Speaker 3>The world that the Internet is infinite and goes on

0:49:31.600 --> 0:49:33.799
<v Speaker 3>forever and ever and ever and ever.

0:49:34.120 --> 0:49:39.320
<v Speaker 2>The Internet is my infinite jest. That is how I feel.

0:49:40.880 --> 0:49:44.839
<v Speaker 1>What's the difference what's the difference between TikTok and infinite Jest?

0:49:45.440 --> 0:49:46.280
<v Speaker 4>Not much?

0:49:46.880 --> 0:49:48.160
<v Speaker 3>True? Not much?

0:49:48.840 --> 0:49:51.440
<v Speaker 1>Well, let me rephrase, what's the diffortion between TikTok in

0:49:51.480 --> 0:49:53.959
<v Speaker 1>the first like twenty pages that you've read of infinite Jest?

0:49:55.719 --> 0:49:58.520
<v Speaker 1>Don't rub the mic like that, you freak like what

0:49:58.800 --> 0:49:59.520
<v Speaker 1>you're giving it?

0:49:59.600 --> 0:50:07.600
<v Speaker 2>Like, have you gotten past the first twenty pages?

0:50:07.880 --> 0:50:10.000
<v Speaker 4>Yeah? I got like sixty pages in.

0:50:12.200 --> 0:50:15.480
<v Speaker 3>I got sixty pages in, and then I just read

0:50:15.520 --> 0:50:17.680
<v Speaker 3>a bunch of like spark notes. Do you remember spark notes?

0:50:17.800 --> 0:50:20.160
<v Speaker 3>Spark notes hooked it up for me in high school

0:50:20.480 --> 0:50:22.160
<v Speaker 3>in middle school, I would just like go on spark

0:50:22.200 --> 0:50:25.120
<v Speaker 3>notes and read just like the chapters that we were

0:50:25.120 --> 0:50:26.279
<v Speaker 3>taking a quiz on that day.

0:50:26.280 --> 0:50:28.520
<v Speaker 1>And I would if you ever look up spark notes

0:50:28.560 --> 0:50:32.520
<v Speaker 1>in class, like, yeah, I literally just forget to.

0:50:32.480 --> 0:50:34.000
<v Speaker 2>Even cheat at home.

0:50:34.320 --> 0:50:36.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you were a loser if you looked at the

0:50:36.680 --> 0:50:38.200
<v Speaker 1>spark notes at home, Loki.

0:50:39.760 --> 0:50:40.480
<v Speaker 4>You were a loser.

0:50:40.480 --> 0:50:41.759
<v Speaker 3>If you read the books.

0:50:41.440 --> 0:50:42.480
<v Speaker 2>For real, you were a loser.

0:50:42.520 --> 0:50:44.560
<v Speaker 3>If you did your homework, honestly, you're a loser if

0:50:44.600 --> 0:50:45.200
<v Speaker 3>you read books.

0:50:45.280 --> 0:50:49.240
<v Speaker 2>Right now, I never did homework, and I'm like not joking,

0:50:49.320 --> 0:50:51.160
<v Speaker 2>I don't. I never once got home. I was like

0:50:51.160 --> 0:50:52.880
<v Speaker 2>all right, time to do my homework, Like, I just

0:50:53.000 --> 0:50:53.719
<v Speaker 2>never did it.

0:50:54.080 --> 0:50:57.319
<v Speaker 3>I would instead of doing my homework at home, I

0:50:57.320 --> 0:51:00.160
<v Speaker 3>would go home and do a bunch of drugs and

0:51:00.160 --> 0:51:02.880
<v Speaker 3>then I would wake up at six am in the morning,

0:51:03.000 --> 0:51:05.160
<v Speaker 3>drive to my school, sit in the parking lot for

0:51:05.200 --> 0:51:07.040
<v Speaker 3>two hours, two and a half hours before school, and

0:51:07.040 --> 0:51:09.520
<v Speaker 3>do all my homework in my car listening.

0:51:09.160 --> 0:51:12.560
<v Speaker 4>To the loudest music ever. I was the worst. I

0:51:12.640 --> 0:51:13.600
<v Speaker 4>was literally the worst.

0:51:15.800 --> 0:51:19.120
<v Speaker 3>That's my vibe. That was my high school vibe. And

0:51:19.160 --> 0:51:22.160
<v Speaker 3>that was almost every single weekday. And then I would

0:51:22.160 --> 0:51:25.320
<v Speaker 3>go out on the weekends and live my euphoria lifestyle.

0:51:25.480 --> 0:51:28.600
<v Speaker 3>I remember one time I went to the Lizard Lounge

0:51:28.600 --> 0:51:30.840
<v Speaker 3>in Dallas and.

0:51:32.120 --> 0:51:35.480
<v Speaker 4>I literally thought, I can't.

0:51:35.480 --> 0:51:37.680
<v Speaker 3>I actually am not allowed to tell this story because

0:51:37.960 --> 0:51:42.120
<v Speaker 3>it involves someone else who probably doesn't want the story told.

0:51:42.160 --> 0:51:44.040
<v Speaker 2>You Let them say their story.

0:51:44.239 --> 0:51:51.279
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, basically, like without saying too much, drugs were involved,

0:51:51.880 --> 0:51:53.520
<v Speaker 3>but the drugs were not the drugs that we thought

0:51:53.560 --> 0:52:00.760
<v Speaker 3>we were getting, and we had actual, full blown connection fits.

0:52:01.280 --> 0:52:03.240
<v Speaker 2>But you're here and now you don't do those things.

0:52:05.760 --> 0:52:10.520
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, no, actually real, I had my fun I

0:52:10.600 --> 0:52:11.840
<v Speaker 3>rotted my brain in high school.

0:52:11.960 --> 0:52:15.760
<v Speaker 4>Now you are curious.

0:52:15.880 --> 0:52:22.080
<v Speaker 2>What your mike can't go that far, you can pick

0:52:22.120 --> 0:52:22.400
<v Speaker 2>it up.

0:52:22.520 --> 0:52:25.160
<v Speaker 4>I'm just retelling my traumas.

0:52:25.640 --> 0:52:29.279
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're literally trauma dumping right now, and I don't

0:52:29.320 --> 0:52:29.919
<v Speaker 2>fuck with it.

0:52:30.160 --> 0:52:32.960
<v Speaker 3>We I think trauma dumping is good. I genuinely think

0:52:32.960 --> 0:52:33.359
<v Speaker 3>it's good.

0:52:35.080 --> 0:52:37.760
<v Speaker 1>Well, when it's good, it's I don't think it's considered

0:52:37.760 --> 0:52:40.319
<v Speaker 1>trauma dumping. I think it's only considered trauma dumping when

0:52:40.320 --> 0:52:43.520
<v Speaker 1>it's like bad, when it's like unprovoked, like this person

0:52:43.600 --> 0:52:46.480
<v Speaker 1>you're not that close to, or like isn't.

0:52:46.320 --> 0:52:48.640
<v Speaker 2>Asking to like have an intimate moment.

0:52:49.880 --> 0:52:52.279
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I know you're like, I think talking about like

0:52:52.320 --> 0:52:53.600
<v Speaker 1>how you feel is really good.

0:52:53.880 --> 0:52:54.360
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:52:54.800 --> 0:52:56.959
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because trauma dumping is like if I just met

0:52:56.960 --> 0:53:00.160
<v Speaker 1>someone and randomly they're like, oh my life sucks, like

0:53:00.200 --> 0:53:01.160
<v Speaker 1>I've been addicted to.

0:53:01.080 --> 0:53:02.759
<v Speaker 2>Sus us up blah blah blah blah blah blah, and

0:53:02.760 --> 0:53:07.040
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, oh, okay, first met, that was us to

0:53:07.120 --> 0:53:07.520
<v Speaker 2>each other.

0:53:08.400 --> 0:53:11.799
<v Speaker 1>That's true because k because Kai trauma dumped first. But

0:53:11.800 --> 0:53:13.920
<v Speaker 1>it wasn't even a dumping. It wasn't a mass dumping

0:53:14.000 --> 0:53:19.640
<v Speaker 1>because we had that long ass conversation at chateau about

0:53:19.680 --> 0:53:21.360
<v Speaker 1>like mental health ship, so I was like, oh, I

0:53:21.360 --> 0:53:24.719
<v Speaker 1>feel comfy here. And then also I think the when

0:53:24.760 --> 0:53:26.200
<v Speaker 1>I thought it was the first time we met, when

0:53:26.200 --> 0:53:28.520
<v Speaker 1>we were outside, we all got into like an intense

0:53:29.080 --> 0:53:32.040
<v Speaker 1>conversation about like moral obligation and ship.

0:53:32.200 --> 0:53:34.080
<v Speaker 2>So I was like, I was like.

0:53:34.040 --> 0:53:35.760
<v Speaker 4>This is a this is a safe space.

0:53:35.800 --> 0:53:38.040
<v Speaker 2>This is a safe space. Also, I don't trauma dump.

0:53:38.080 --> 0:53:40.719
<v Speaker 1>I say really traumatic things that happened to me and

0:53:40.880 --> 0:53:45.239
<v Speaker 1>laugh while I say it. And then I said something

0:53:45.320 --> 0:53:47.239
<v Speaker 1>but Kai the other day and he literally went like

0:53:47.320 --> 0:53:51.719
<v Speaker 1>this like in the continue goes I know it was,

0:53:52.200 --> 0:53:56.880
<v Speaker 1>and he was just silent and Elsie was like, Kai,

0:53:56.920 --> 0:53:58.719
<v Speaker 1>are you serious, and he like, but he was being

0:53:58.760 --> 0:54:01.120
<v Speaker 1>serious also like not to funny, but I've never had

0:54:01.200 --> 0:54:03.400
<v Speaker 1>someone react to anything I've ever said like that.

0:54:03.640 --> 0:54:07.880
<v Speaker 2>And he was just like that, that's actually really fucked up,

0:54:07.880 --> 0:54:08.880
<v Speaker 2>and I don't fuck with that.

0:54:09.160 --> 0:54:13.640
<v Speaker 3>It was, it was, it's not okay, it was it's funny.

0:54:13.800 --> 0:54:14.480
<v Speaker 2>It's funny.

0:54:14.600 --> 0:54:19.720
<v Speaker 1>Guys, Come on, things that happened to you are funny

0:54:19.719 --> 0:54:22.040
<v Speaker 1>because if you don't make them comedy, it'll eat you

0:54:22.160 --> 0:54:24.360
<v Speaker 1>up and you'll die.

0:54:24.480 --> 0:54:29.920
<v Speaker 2>That's literally, yeah, laugh left left, left, left left.

0:54:30.080 --> 0:54:33.000
<v Speaker 4>Is that is that like considered unhealthy?

0:54:33.200 --> 0:54:35.920
<v Speaker 1>No, well, I don't think it is, because like avoidance.

0:54:36.600 --> 0:54:39.120
<v Speaker 1>I don't think it's avoidance because it's not necessarily like

0:54:39.200 --> 0:54:42.160
<v Speaker 1>everything we talk about and joke about we've faced and

0:54:42.200 --> 0:54:45.840
<v Speaker 1>we've like we've spoken about in serious connotations. It'd be

0:54:45.880 --> 0:54:48.839
<v Speaker 1>different if like these were things we never seriously spoke about,

0:54:48.880 --> 0:54:51.200
<v Speaker 1>like if I never spoke to my therapist about like

0:54:51.360 --> 0:54:53.640
<v Speaker 1>anything that I've told y'all, and like what I told

0:54:53.640 --> 0:54:55.000
<v Speaker 1>you in the kitchen, I was just laughing about it.

0:54:55.040 --> 0:54:55.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, isn't that funny?

0:54:56.000 --> 0:54:59.520
<v Speaker 5>And then I just yeah, I think it's healthy as

0:54:59.560 --> 0:54:59.879
<v Speaker 5>long as.

0:54:59.840 --> 0:55:02.120
<v Speaker 2>You face it first, Yeah, you face it.

0:55:02.160 --> 0:55:05.000
<v Speaker 5>After that, I feel like it's just symbolic of letting go.

0:55:08.000 --> 0:55:11.800
<v Speaker 3>That's my number one vibe killing technique is to bring

0:55:11.880 --> 0:55:13.120
<v Speaker 3>up my dead brother.

0:55:13.520 --> 0:55:15.279
<v Speaker 2>Now we both do it like.

0:55:15.320 --> 0:55:18.839
<v Speaker 3>I love just being like it's literally fun like if

0:55:18.840 --> 0:55:20.960
<v Speaker 3>he died for anything, it's for me to get aloud,

0:55:21.040 --> 0:55:21.479
<v Speaker 3>It's for.

0:55:21.400 --> 0:55:24.120
<v Speaker 2>Me to silence the room. It's for me to destroy

0:55:24.200 --> 0:55:25.160
<v Speaker 2>a fun vibe.

0:55:26.440 --> 0:55:32.640
<v Speaker 3>Wait, literally on the uber over the party last night.

0:55:33.040 --> 0:55:36.600
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, oh yeah, I dropped a vibe nuclear weapon.

0:55:36.440 --> 0:55:39.800
<v Speaker 3>And then I but I dropped it first. I dropped

0:55:39.800 --> 0:55:42.600
<v Speaker 3>an adam bomb, and then you dropped the fucking nuke.

0:55:42.880 --> 0:55:44.440
<v Speaker 5>That was me just trying to get you back with

0:55:44.560 --> 0:55:45.960
<v Speaker 5>you telling me that you were you had to be

0:55:45.960 --> 0:55:49.799
<v Speaker 5>on heart medication for the rest of your life.

0:55:51.280 --> 0:55:54.680
<v Speaker 3>It's not it's literally, it was not a lie.

0:55:54.920 --> 0:55:57.480
<v Speaker 2>It is you do not have any prescription to show us.

0:55:57.600 --> 0:56:04.320
<v Speaker 1>Which Oh my god, Oh he's like stomping, he's going

0:56:04.360 --> 0:56:05.200
<v Speaker 1>so fast.

0:56:04.920 --> 0:56:07.120
<v Speaker 5>In his little sound effects of his feet.

0:56:14.640 --> 0:56:15.400
<v Speaker 2>Is that what they gave you?

0:56:15.480 --> 0:56:22.439
<v Speaker 3>Let me say, oh m, it's called it's a it's

0:56:22.440 --> 0:56:23.279
<v Speaker 3>called percoset.

0:56:24.520 --> 0:56:25.759
<v Speaker 5>It's not percoset.

0:56:26.239 --> 0:56:32.759
<v Speaker 3>It's literally a boy can dream, right, it's propranol, pro

0:56:32.840 --> 0:56:38.839
<v Speaker 3>panamo preparanor it's I have to take it tis a day.

0:56:41.040 --> 0:56:43.279
<v Speaker 3>Oh no, you didn't get this kind of recently. I

0:56:43.840 --> 0:56:46.680
<v Speaker 3>haven't taking it though, because I took it twice and

0:56:46.719 --> 0:56:48.560
<v Speaker 3>it literally gave me I thought I was gonna die.

0:56:49.239 --> 0:56:50.839
<v Speaker 5>I had the same experience when I.

0:56:50.840 --> 0:56:52.680
<v Speaker 3>Talked to me up. It literally felt like I had

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<v Speaker 3>taken like a xanax or some ship. I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>this is like the worst I've ever found in mind.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I got it for anxiety, and then I remember

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<v Speaker 5>I took it before an episo. Oh you were.

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<v Speaker 4>Us nodding up and freaking out of our.

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<v Speaker 5>Proprian I emailed my doctor and he was like, no,

0:57:11.719 --> 0:57:14.120
<v Speaker 5>there's just no way that that gets such a low dose.

0:57:14.400 --> 0:57:16.680
<v Speaker 5>He essentially just called me a pussy. He was like, dude,

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<v Speaker 5>there's no way.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah no.

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<v Speaker 3>I told my doctor that. I was like, I don't

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<v Speaker 3>like taking it, and she was like, I don't know

0:57:21.640 --> 0:57:24.480
<v Speaker 3>what to tell you. That's like literally no one's ever

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<v Speaker 3>experienced that once in their life.

0:57:26.520 --> 0:57:28.280
<v Speaker 5>That's so crazy that we both had these.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I take it so I could be a part

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<v Speaker 2>of it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, actually you can. It's not like it.

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<v Speaker 1>That one when I actually because I also but no,

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<v Speaker 1>what I get is chest pains. I went to the

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<v Speaker 1>doctor once about my chest pains and they said, but

0:57:42.240 --> 0:57:43.840
<v Speaker 1>I never went and got like any blood work or

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<v Speaker 1>anything done. But they told me that what I had

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<v Speaker 1>with my issue was that the the muscles in my

0:57:51.720 --> 0:57:56.760
<v Speaker 1>chest were like in like inflamed and swelling. So that's

0:57:56.800 --> 0:58:00.000
<v Speaker 1>why I felt like a bad compression and I sometimes

0:58:00.000 --> 0:58:01.240
<v Speaker 1>I feel like I'm gonna have a heart attack.

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<v Speaker 3>But it's literally like what YouTube be like YouTube YouTube YouTube?

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<v Speaker 4>You said, Dad, compression.

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<v Speaker 5>Advance.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, anyway, that's why I feel like I'm gonna have

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<v Speaker 2>a heart attack. And then they gave me.

0:58:21.720 --> 0:58:27.040
<v Speaker 1>Like anti inflammatory medicine that's specifically for my chest and

0:58:27.120 --> 0:58:29.040
<v Speaker 1>it was working, but I never went and got a

0:58:29.080 --> 0:58:32.560
<v Speaker 1>refill because that experience at the hospital literally costed me

0:58:32.960 --> 0:58:34.720
<v Speaker 1>nine hundred dollars. And I was like, you know what

0:58:34.760 --> 0:58:36.800
<v Speaker 1>I should do is never do that again and next time.

0:58:37.200 --> 0:58:38.960
<v Speaker 1>And now every time my chest hurts like that, I

0:58:39.000 --> 0:58:40.600
<v Speaker 1>just lay flat on the bed and like pray to

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<v Speaker 1>God that I don't die.

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<v Speaker 5>The American healthcare system be like, am I right, let's go?

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<v Speaker 3>Why are you looking at me like that?

0:58:51.560 --> 0:58:54.320
<v Speaker 2>Because I was trying to read this, but then I

0:58:54.640 --> 0:58:55.840
<v Speaker 2>realized there was like a space.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, we gotta get Drew something prescribed for all

0:58:59.480 --> 0:59:03.160
<v Speaker 5>the back pain I give him because I blow his

0:59:03.240 --> 0:59:04.600
<v Speaker 5>back out all the time.

0:59:04.840 --> 0:59:07.080
<v Speaker 3>You know, if you could get me a prescribed like

0:59:07.600 --> 0:59:10.360
<v Speaker 3>hydro codeine a percoset.

0:59:10.120 --> 0:59:12.200
<v Speaker 2>You can blow someone's back out and still be really

0:59:12.240 --> 0:59:12.880
<v Speaker 2>bad at sets.

0:59:15.600 --> 0:59:19.880
<v Speaker 1>It's literally, you're just like hurting that.

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<v Speaker 5>That's not the situation with me and Drew. Yeah, it feels.

0:59:24.760 --> 0:59:30.280
<v Speaker 1>He feels your butti, but that's the title of the episode.

0:59:31.800 --> 0:59:35.840
<v Speaker 2>I feel you're going so like you can't solve, like

0:59:35.920 --> 0:59:41.080
<v Speaker 2>you like literally you're freaking out. I wait and I

0:59:41.120 --> 0:59:47.080
<v Speaker 2>will let you. Oh god, oh my god, Drew. Okay.

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<v Speaker 7>My Songs of the Week Media of the Week He

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<v Speaker 7>Fuck All Night by jay Z Such a good song.

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<v Speaker 7>I went out the other night and I was beligately drunken.

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<v Speaker 7>Then I just played it on my phone on loop

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<v Speaker 7>and people can trying to take my phone out of

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<v Speaker 7>my pocket to stop it. But you can't stop the

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<v Speaker 7>sleigh that is that song Over the Breaks Jay Dilla,

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<v Speaker 7>What does Your Soul Look Like? DJ Shadow and Sound

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<v Speaker 7>of Subbring by the Swirlies or by swirls.

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<v Speaker 3>Umm The Law of Recognition by Kay Slingo, Big Worm

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<v Speaker 3>by Shanie Bin Lauden, and No Hate is a Cold

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<v Speaker 3>Star by seven zero three eight six three four.

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<v Speaker 5>No.

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<v Speaker 4>Those are my three songs of the week.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't have Still watching Succession. I'm on season three,

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<v Speaker 3>Season three, episode five. I need to stop watching that

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<v Speaker 3>fucking show because I can't sleep.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have that issue. I've been sleeping good. I've

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<v Speaker 2>been slaying.

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<v Speaker 3>Doing recently is I set my alarm for nine AM,

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<v Speaker 3>and I wake up and then I just turn it off.

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<v Speaker 3>I walk across my room and it's not working anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>Like I what I used. My trick to get me

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<v Speaker 3>out of bed in the morning was to set my

1:01:11.680 --> 1:01:14.280
<v Speaker 3>alarm very early and set my phone across the room

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<v Speaker 3>before I go to sleep, so I have to get

1:01:16.280 --> 1:01:17.760
<v Speaker 3>up out of bed to turn it off. And it

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<v Speaker 3>was working for literally five years. And now I just

1:01:20.440 --> 1:01:22.040
<v Speaker 3>wake up, I turn it off, and I just go

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<v Speaker 3>right back to sleep.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I used to do.

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<v Speaker 1>But I have a new I use like the sleep

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<v Speaker 1>schedule thing on the iPhone. So it's like not a

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<v Speaker 1>really obnoxious sound that wakes me up, but it's like

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<v Speaker 1>there's like a bunch of them, But where the how

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<v Speaker 1>the fuck do you get to the.

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<v Speaker 2>Am I dumb?

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<v Speaker 3>Also, I love this episode now I want to put

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<v Speaker 3>my own taking up my flag and I'm putting it

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<v Speaker 3>back in the dirt.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't do that, Well, you already said what you.

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<v Speaker 4>I hated the episode in the beginning because I literally

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<v Speaker 4>thought I was dying.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a really good sound, and it just gets

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<v Speaker 1>louder and louder. So then you're not you don't have.

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<v Speaker 2>And then this one and it just gets louder.

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<v Speaker 3>They done the other one so I can sing for everybody.

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<v Speaker 2>Freddy yeah, Freddy type.

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<v Speaker 4>Be you yesterday?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh but.

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<v Speaker 1>You go, you got you gotta get like a Selena

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<v Speaker 1>Selene beyond.

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<v Speaker 5>Add a bunch of auto tune reverb to it.

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<v Speaker 4>But I have to hear it first.

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<v Speaker 2>You can hear it.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, no, no, no, do the.

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<v Speaker 2>Other one, the piano one like I'm doing this one.

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<v Speaker 2>I like this one.

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<v Speaker 8>Ah, finding me, where's the dream for me?

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<v Speaker 2>Find yourself in the love, the bility.

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<v Speaker 9>Your day, But I mean the happy, like literally happy

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<v Speaker 9>with everything.

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<v Speaker 3>Fun that No, put the first one on. I've been

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<v Speaker 3>begging for the first one because I can go in

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<v Speaker 3>on that one. You settled down at your part.

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<v Speaker 2>You're interesting your drink out.

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<v Speaker 9>Last week Drew Lord and me.

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<v Speaker 3>I think that's not so he won't see.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that it? That's what you begged for. Yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 2>what I used to wake up.

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<v Speaker 1>And it works because also it like turns off all

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<v Speaker 1>the notifications on my phone after a certain point and

1:04:16.000 --> 1:04:19.040
<v Speaker 1>like dims my screen and does like all of that

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<v Speaker 1>mumbo jumbo, and then at ten am.

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<v Speaker 2>It starts that out.

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<v Speaker 3>Soup dumplings today. Yeah, all right, but not Mason's.

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<v Speaker 2>Didnt.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm thinking it's to the XLBL, like right up the street,

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<v Speaker 3>because Mason's too far, too fucking hot.

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<v Speaker 2>XLBL is pretty far. It's not, it's not pretty far,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's in like Hollywood.

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<v Speaker 3>It just seems like you don't actually care about me.

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<v Speaker 2>It just seems like you need a ride. All right,

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<v Speaker 2>that's it for this episode, thanks to.

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<v Speaker 3>Order a Tesla and it doesn't come until July.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, that's like with everything. That's literally like with my chair,

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<v Speaker 2>how I was like, I'm not gonna order the bottom

1:05:04.320 --> 1:05:06.600
<v Speaker 2>piece for that chair because it's gonna take two fucking weeks.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I said that like three months ago, and

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<v Speaker 2>then I'm like I would have had that already.

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<v Speaker 4>But I need it now.

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<v Speaker 2>Then buy used one.

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<v Speaker 4>I know, that's what I'm gonna do.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm probably just gonna buy like a twenty twenty one.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, that's it for the episode. Now we're just

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<v Speaker 2>like talking like normal conversation.

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<v Speaker 4>That's what the people want.

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<v Speaker 2>The love, that's what the people need. I'm gonna suck

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<v Speaker 2>your fingers so crazy that you're gonna ask for your

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<v Speaker 2>member to be next hew my phone. All right, thank

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<v Speaker 2>you guys for watching. Bye my Dinky Little Member three