Speaker 1: Welcome to this episode of Emergency Intercom.
Speaker 2: Today, we're gonna be talking about murder. We should do
Speaker 2: a crime episode.
Speaker 3: I actually would be so down. I was just thinking
Speaker 3: about that, like right before we started. I was like
Speaker 3: because I was like, oh, how can we No, I
Speaker 3: can't even get into I can't even get into it
Speaker 3: with them.
Speaker 1: I was because remember when I really wanted us to
Speaker 1: do a crime podcast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wanted us to do.
Speaker 1: I won't say the whole idea because I don't want
Speaker 1: one of you little lighty bitches to do it. But
Speaker 1: I had a really good idea.
Speaker 2: For a crime podcast for me and Drew and all.
Speaker 2: My manager shut me down.
Speaker 3: Baby, we still do it, and we put it out
Speaker 3: there and see what happens.
Speaker 2: That's how all good art is mad. You just do
Speaker 2: it and you put it out there exactly. See which
Speaker 2: one of the.
Speaker 3: Sharks bite exactly.
Speaker 1: There's so many products that like, I'll be enjoying and
Speaker 1: then I will look it up and they were popular.
Speaker 2: They got bought out on shark Tank.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that poppy like audit brand, that's a Shark
Speaker 1: Tank product.
Speaker 2: And there's this products that.
Speaker 3: You drank strictly drank that for three months in a row,
Speaker 3: and you were complaining every single day, Why is my
Speaker 3: ass exploding? Why does my stomach hurt so bad? Why
Speaker 3: am I so bloated all the time. It's because you
Speaker 3: were putting like the most probable I.
Speaker 2: Was pulling literally brillions of probiotics.
Speaker 3: Literally the most any humans ever put into their body
Speaker 3: ever in their entire life.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go back to doing that. It was fun.
Speaker 2: It was something to complain about. These days, I just
Speaker 2: I don't feel like I have anything to complain about.
Speaker 3: I can give you something to complain about. Obvious thumb
Speaker 3: in my ass.
Speaker 1: Someone the other day on a video that I was
Speaker 1: watching on YouTube, they were like, oh, if you curse
Speaker 1: in the first like five minutes you get, there's a
Speaker 1: high chance to get demonetized. Maybe that's why we get
Speaker 1: demonetized because we talk about the sea work.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, cock and balls.
Speaker 3: Dick cock, there's a very big difference. You're a little pecker,
Speaker 3: dick and penis. There's a big difference.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there is, there is.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, first of all, one of those should only be
Speaker 2: used in medical settings.
Speaker 3: Penis.
Speaker 2: Penis is like your.
Speaker 4: Remember you're like a big head.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dick is like you're being a dick right now.
Speaker 4: And cock is very sexual.
Speaker 2: I'm about to fuck. I'm about to obliterate that cock.
Speaker 1: You know those you know those jelly sticks that people
Speaker 1: were slurping up and one go on TikTok and like
Speaker 1: choking on it. That's me of cock. Oh my god, whatever,
Speaker 1: I suck it out of plastic. If there's a condom
Speaker 1: on a cock, I bite the tip off with my
Speaker 1: teeth and suck the cocker condo.
Speaker 2: Oh, now you're the one being silent? Can I see
Speaker 2: your member?
Speaker 4: A little dinker.
Speaker 1: Drew took a picture of himself the other day that
Speaker 1: was really good. Oh you're a mirror picture that like,
Speaker 1: can't be public? Girl?
Speaker 4: Fuck this episode.
Speaker 2: I don't know what like.
Speaker 4: Literally, I'm sitting here like my brain is off.
Speaker 3: I took vitamin B complex this morning, and if this
Speaker 3: is what uppers feel like to the average person, I
Speaker 3: never ever want to touch an upper again in my
Speaker 3: entire life. This is the worst feeling I've ever felt.
Speaker 3: My stomach is boiling, my brain feels like every neuron
Speaker 3: at the same time is firing. I cannot think a
Speaker 3: clear thought. I don't know how people are focused on
Speaker 3: B complex also, my breath tastes like fucking ship ass.
Speaker 2: Tastes like ship ass because you're just.
Speaker 3: Nest because I es no, and then I keep burping
Speaker 3: like ship bombs, deep deep in the golden, deep in.
Speaker 2: The gottural burps.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: The complex.
Speaker 1: Drew is basically openly admitting that he believes that his
Speaker 1: Vitamin B that he took this morning is making him
Speaker 1: fucking high. Yes, and and he like he also mind you,
Speaker 1: he took it one day. I never heard that out
Speaker 1: of him, Like he was like, I feel like crazy
Speaker 1: right now, but I was like whatever. And then the
Speaker 1: next day he was told that it can make him high.
Speaker 1: So now every single day he takes it and talks
Speaker 1: about how he feels high, which is.
Speaker 3: Which is true? It's true.
Speaker 2: No, you're just a little sheep.
Speaker 3: My reality is con instantly fucking attacked, and there's ways
Speaker 3: to combat that.
Speaker 2: Your reality is not real.
Speaker 4: No, see, you're attacking my reality.
Speaker 3: Look, if you want to someone's mind, if you want
Speaker 3: to change someone's.
Speaker 2: Mind, you heard this from someone else, you heard this
Speaker 2: from Josh.
Speaker 3: You're attacking their reality. So you don't want to attack
Speaker 3: their fucking reality. You want to just like kind of
Speaker 3: coax them and like mold theirs and like make them
Speaker 3: realize that their reality is right.
Speaker 2: I literally heard Josh tell him this yesterday.
Speaker 3: Like okay, Like, and how are you supposed to ever
Speaker 3: hear anything? Ever? In your mind?
Speaker 4: Someone's gonna tell you fucking something.
Speaker 3: Like I'm dying, Like I'm trying to keep this fucking
Speaker 3: podcast going, but I'm constantly attacked for anything I fucking.
Speaker 2: Do on here anything else.
Speaker 3: You're a bitch.
Speaker 2: Show it's kind Kai isn't a bit. He's a little
Speaker 2: fucking cunt.
Speaker 3: Oh oh my god, sorry, Oh my god.
Speaker 5: I thought was gonna stand up for me.
Speaker 2: No never, oh never that never.
Speaker 1: Well, thank you for literally killing the vibe because I'm
Speaker 1: in the best mood ever.
Speaker 2: Like if anybody's wondering about that's what.
Speaker 3: I have to do is I have to take everybody
Speaker 3: down with me. I feel terrorists for a reason, Like
Speaker 3: I bring everybody down.
Speaker 1: With You're not called that for a reason. What happened
Speaker 1: to my fucking bracelet when you were sleeping?
Speaker 3: I turnished it?
Speaker 4: Rise? Tarnished?
Speaker 2: Rise?
Speaker 4: Rise?
Speaker 2: Is that from Dune? Did you buy Dune tickets? Okay? Good,
Speaker 2: because I don't want to see that.
Speaker 4: We're going.
Speaker 1: Josh, and you were trying to convince me to watch
Speaker 1: Dune and it's the last thing on Earth I want
Speaker 1: to see.
Speaker 2: But I told you.
Speaker 1: I was like, if you buy tickets to go see it,
Speaker 1: I'd probably be more inclined to see it because I'd
Speaker 1: be like, Oh, that is the.
Speaker 4: Worst person in the world.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, you.
Speaker 2: Didn't, Yeah I did. I can show you right now.
Speaker 2: I have a screenshop.
Speaker 1: I don't believe you are you Are you serious? It
Speaker 1: was cheap as balls. It was like seven dollars a ticket.
Speaker 3: I'm going to fucking sprays spice into the air and
Speaker 3: we start hallucinating we should take LSD and then go
Speaker 3: to Dune, and I feel like we're transcending.
Speaker 2: We should take LSD Coachella.
Speaker 3: Take LSD is to see Dune.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna get fucked up by Coachella.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do Molly meth. Those are good.
Speaker 3: As a joke, but I plan on taking a quarter
Speaker 3: of a point.
Speaker 2: Of molly one quarter of a point.
Speaker 1: That's like you say, you're you're gonna be the first
Speaker 1: person of microdose Molly.
Speaker 3: Not the first person, but I will be taking a
Speaker 3: micro because it melts your brain and I just can't.
Speaker 3: I cannot handle You can't.
Speaker 2: Even handle a vitamin B right now. You think you're
Speaker 2: about to go micro does Molly?
Speaker 4: You don't know what I'm capable of.
Speaker 3: When I'm in the right head space, I could literally
Speaker 3: do anything to my body and survive.
Speaker 2: Coachella sounds like the worst head space to do anything.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that sounding kind of awful. We're going to Coachella,
Speaker 3: by the way, Patreon already knows.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we let them know. Yeah, we're going.
Speaker 1: We already had kind of this conversation. But I'm just
Speaker 1: not really excited to see anybody. What's so funny about
Speaker 1: that guy?
Speaker 5: I don't know. I was thinking about how you guys
Speaker 5: have been microdosing meth technically since you were like fourteen
Speaker 5: years old.
Speaker 4: All yeah, so.
Speaker 2: Wow, it's fucking good for you blah blah blah blah
Speaker 2: or Yvan's career.
Speaker 3: If it was, if it was prescribed by my doctor,
Speaker 3: it must be good, it must be good for me.
Speaker 4: I don't believe in doctors anymore.
Speaker 2: I believe you're joining my I.
Speaker 3: Believe in medicine either, exactly.
Speaker 1: I don't like humans didn't have that in cave Man
Speaker 1: times and they survived so I don't need that shit.
Speaker 2: Like granted, they finally lived till they were like ten.
Speaker 3: Spreading, they were ten years old and like babies already.
Speaker 1: I was like that, I lived beautiful lives. They all
Speaker 1: live till they were fifteen.
Speaker 2: How old did okamans live until?
Speaker 4: Like probably thirty five?
Speaker 1: Because yeah, because they looked big like they had them.
Speaker 1: The men looked beefy like they looked aged. So yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm down to live till thirty five.
Speaker 3: Would you let me eat you if like we were
Speaker 3: trapped on an island, like not the entire body, but
Speaker 3: like cut off a piece of Yeah, I don't care.
Speaker 4: I'll do the same for you. Think you can have
Speaker 4: like a little bit of my thigh?
Speaker 1: Oh wait, you're saying, oh, like we're both alive. I thought,
Speaker 1: you know, if I was dead, I was like, if
Speaker 1: I'm dead, go go at me.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, of course I wouldn't even I wouldn't even
Speaker 3: think twice about the fucking prepit dead body to survive,
Speaker 3: of course. But no, if we're both alive, would you
Speaker 3: give me a piece of you? If I gave you
Speaker 3: a piece of.
Speaker 2: Me, I think I would eat myself before I ate you,
Speaker 2: because you're not like I feel like I have like
Speaker 2: good like succulent, like tasty thighs.
Speaker 3: I have very stringy like it's gonna be like it'll
Speaker 3: have talky flavor.
Speaker 1: I know you would taste like talkies. If an animal
Speaker 1: ate you, they would die, like if you got a multi.
Speaker 3: Bab until grum and they die on side.
Speaker 1: They die like your insides, like none of your organs
Speaker 1: are the color they're supposed to be.
Speaker 2: Like that's my assumption about your your insides.
Speaker 1: I was thinking about that the other day and I
Speaker 1: was like, ew, Like the inside of humans, I know
Speaker 1: stinks like you cut a bitch open and I know
Speaker 1: that stinks, and that like that literally gave me the
Speaker 1: The other day.
Speaker 2: I was like, ew, I know you stink when you're
Speaker 2: like a corpse, Like that is so nast.
Speaker 4: Like, hella embarrassing.
Speaker 3: The photo this morning of me like dead is fucking
Speaker 3: bricks sleeping Like that's some embarrassing, Like that's what I'm
Speaker 3: gonna look like when I'm dead.
Speaker 2: I literally like the way you're like, that's so embarrassing.
Speaker 1: I was on FaceTime with someone and just like put
Speaker 1: the phone in your face and I was like, look
Speaker 1: at him, he looks dead.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm not like embarrassed. I'm just like it's like
Speaker 3: a general embarrassment, Like.
Speaker 2: It's genuinely embarrassed to think about how bad I'm gonna
Speaker 2: look at my coffin.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well I'm gonna serve.
Speaker 2: Probably I need them to like I give them, make
Speaker 2: them give me face.
Speaker 1: Say, like I know like face tapes are technically like
Speaker 1: like problematic, but like y'all need to take my ship up,
Speaker 1: Like you need to like give me a bit of
Speaker 1: a lift, because I know I'm gonna be bloated and
Speaker 1: like nasty in my coffin, so you have to, like
Speaker 1: you just gotta like I want like a bit of
Speaker 1: like a done to my face. Yeah, like I need
Speaker 1: that done. Yeah I need I need like y'all tape
Speaker 1: around my jall.
Speaker 4: Like I need the skin under my neck tightened up
Speaker 4: a little bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I don't look good laying down from.
Speaker 3: An angle, like my jaw thin just a little bit.
Speaker 2: Y'all need my head propped up at the right angle because.
Speaker 4: I can touch my nose because.
Speaker 1: You know what, like you see a picture of a
Speaker 1: girl laying down and she looks really good and like cute,
Speaker 1: Like I only look like that from very certain angs,
Speaker 1: like from other angles, I just look like some person
Speaker 1: laying down, so like y'all really have to prop on
Speaker 1: my head for my for.
Speaker 2: My open casket.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll do that for you.
Speaker 2: Maybe not an open casket.
Speaker 1: I want to be in like a glass like box
Speaker 1: held up like in posing.
Speaker 3: I've already said what I want.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're a world tour Yeah.
Speaker 4: And if I don't get that, I will haunt you
Speaker 4: in the afterlife. I will.
Speaker 1: The thing is we always talk about this, and we
Speaker 1: always talk about how like there's all these things that like, oh,
Speaker 1: when I die, do this, this and that, but like
Speaker 1: we will get no gratification from that.
Speaker 4: But it's for me. No, you won't get gratification.
Speaker 1: No, No, I'm saying you like as the dead person.
Speaker 1: Like we always say like, oh my god, Like do
Speaker 1: you think I tread on Twitter like sitting in an
Speaker 1: airplane thinking about this plane going down and being like, oh,
Speaker 1: but I'm going to be so famous.
Speaker 2: After Yeah, Like what like what does that mean?
Speaker 1: It's not even like you have assets that like your
Speaker 1: parents can like like I don't know if the like
Speaker 1: podcast would be something we could like even sell off
Speaker 1: for money and be like.
Speaker 2: Who wants this? Because who wants like the podcast where
Speaker 2: the it doesn't work with the co host is dead.
Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, you could honestly probably keep it going
Speaker 3: for a little bit.
Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, guys, I'm opening up the chair. My
Speaker 1: co host died recently, but I have to keep it going.
Speaker 1: I have bills to pay, we have a contract to fulfill,
Speaker 1: so we're just.
Speaker 2: Gonna keep it pushing.
Speaker 4: We could start developing a technology now to talk to.
Speaker 3: Me in the afterlife.
Speaker 2: An AI.
Speaker 1: Your AI would suck balls if we use like everything
Speaker 1: you've said on the podcast, it'd be like.
Speaker 2: Balls cock inside out.
Speaker 4: AI would fucking rule.
Speaker 1: Yours would be so bad talking about yours is the
Speaker 1: AI that like makes somebody like human human human human? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Drew on the phone with anything that has an automated
Speaker 1: system is actually embarrassing to watch, Like I get embarrassed.
Speaker 3: The most infuriating thing ever, Like why the fuck are
Speaker 3: we talking to robots?
Speaker 4: Like I don't get it, like says.
Speaker 2: Mister robot man says the man who like wants like
Speaker 2: AI and like neurlink and stuff. That is the future.
Speaker 3: Girl, those aren't robots, so they're cyborgs. There's like a
Speaker 3: very big difference. Robots are bullshit and like they can't
Speaker 3: hear what I'm saying. Ever, they don't understand what I'm saying,
Speaker 3: so I have to fucking scream at them. And I'm
Speaker 3: like losing my voice screaming at these stupid fucking I'm
Speaker 3: like literally getting actually angry thinking about it right now
Speaker 3: because they suck fucking ass. But basically, when I'm on
Speaker 3: the phone with a robot and I hear the robot
Speaker 3: automated tone, immediately I start screaming human human, human, human
Speaker 3: human until they can't understand what's going on anymore, and
Speaker 3: they're like, we're connecting you with a whatever what is
Speaker 3: it called?
Speaker 2: Person?
Speaker 4: But no, there's like a.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know what you're talking about. Well, I'm just
Speaker 2: like a normal person with like.
Speaker 3: I hate this episode. I want it to be known.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, you're like full of hate today.
Speaker 4: I'm angry. I'm a very angry person.
Speaker 3: These be complex are like literally my brain composition.
Speaker 2: Do you need a break?
Speaker 3: Actually no, I'm just saying to state that.
Speaker 2: Oh you want to you want that publicly?
Speaker 4: I wanted that flag in the dirt.
Speaker 2: That's the hill.
Speaker 3: You're gonna die on I'm not dying on the hill.
Speaker 2: You're just chilling, Yeah.
Speaker 4: Chilling for a moment.
Speaker 2: But I yeah, I forgot what was gonna say.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm just someone who I'm like super chill, Like
Speaker 1: I don't like yell at robots on the phone, and
Speaker 1: I just get my calls done really quickly because I
Speaker 1: speak in a sweet manner and I can say numbers
Speaker 1: enunciated very well.
Speaker 2: That's such a lie.
Speaker 1: I also have a big problem with like talking to
Speaker 1: those things, because like, oh, when I talk to fucking Siri,
Speaker 1: when I do like voice to text dictation, I'm like,
Speaker 1: do I fucking sound like that? Like I look back
Speaker 1: at what she like wrote down after what I said,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I didn't say half of this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like is do I just not pronounce any words I speak?
Speaker 2: Ever? And that's all?
Speaker 3: Hey, what's up with babies on an airplane? Bay on
Speaker 3: the airplane? Eh?
Speaker 2: I was actually on a plane with the baby, That's
Speaker 2: what I was gonna say.
Speaker 1: And it was awesome and it was crying a lot,
Speaker 1: but I don't care, because that's life. That that was
Speaker 1: just a little reminder. That was a little reminder of
Speaker 1: how fragile and little.
Speaker 2: We used to be.
Speaker 3: It's crazy that everybody was babies at one point. It
Speaker 3: literally is insane. And then our parents destroyed us. They
Speaker 3: ruined That's a parent's job is to ruin you.
Speaker 4: That's true.
Speaker 3: We're supposed to tear you down so you can build
Speaker 3: yourself back.
Speaker 2: Up, so you can raise yourself.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: She did have the baby sitting in its own seat,
Speaker 1: and when the belt sign came on, she didn't buckle
Speaker 1: the baby up.
Speaker 2: She was like, if you want to survive this crush,
Speaker 2: you need to put it on yourself.
Speaker 3: This is a sign of melanoma. Having no brain online
Speaker 3: in your finger, now, no.
Speaker 2: Bitch, that's just like dirt. That's like, no, you think
Speaker 2: there's a problem with you. That's dirt.
Speaker 3: You think there's there's not dirt that far down in
Speaker 3: my nail, Like there's no right here, this.
Speaker 1: Little spec Yeah, no, I think that happens. Also if
Speaker 1: you like something gets under your.
Speaker 2: Nail, like I've like poked under my nail and had
Speaker 2: that before.
Speaker 4: Not me having melanoma in my reality being I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't know what melanoma is.
Speaker 3: If I'm being honest, it's skin cancer. And I don't
Speaker 3: even think that's the right one, let me look it up,
Speaker 3: brown line.
Speaker 1: Saying, not me having melanoma in my life being child.
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm literally right, sublingual melanoma.
Speaker 2: You're right, you don't have it.
Speaker 3: I'm done. Like it's crazy that I have like three
Speaker 3: years to live and no one cares at all. Yeah,
Speaker 3: predicting my list right now? Three years, three years, yeah,
Speaker 3: or twenty five if I'm not a millionaire.
Speaker 2: Oh so you have a year.
Speaker 1: A million dollars exactly, you have exactly a year to
Speaker 1: get there, little less than you need to tange your goal.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 2: I don't know that's good. That actually might just lose you.
Speaker 3: I was sixteen, I sat this is like an actual
Speaker 3: trigger warning, so like shut like stop listening, so shut
Speaker 3: the fuck off. But when I was sixteen, I sat
Speaker 3: on the floor of my bathroom and was like, I'm
Speaker 3: going to do it. I'm going to do it. It's over,
Speaker 3: and I like, but I was being like very dramatic.
Speaker 3: I wanted someone to catch me. So I sat on
Speaker 3: the floor of my bathroom with all of my like
Speaker 3: all of these like concoction of pills that I was proscribed,
Speaker 3: and I just sat there waiting for someone to catch me.
Speaker 4: It was real. It was real, the worst person.
Speaker 1: I sat there waiting, but the idea of you like
Speaker 1: like trying to have it naturally.
Speaker 4: Like yeah, literally literally, and then.
Speaker 1: Oh, so I'm going to finish this coffee like just
Speaker 1: for it's my spits, my backwall.
Speaker 2: Should it taste good? I gave it a little phone.
Speaker 4: All right, look you see this, Give me six weeks.
Speaker 4: Give me six.
Speaker 2: Weeks to be buff and a year to be a millionaire.
Speaker 3: No, I'm just saying, give yourself six weeks. Come back,
Speaker 3: look the podcast, but watch every episode in between and
Speaker 3: watch how much bigger I am.
Speaker 2: No, just don't watch the next six episodes.
Speaker 4: Honestly, yeah, honestly.
Speaker 2: Okay, So you sat there waiting.
Speaker 3: And then my sister walked up and my she she's
Speaker 3: told me years later that everybody was downstairs making fun
Speaker 3: like he's being dramatic. He's not actually gonna it, like
Speaker 3: he needs to like grow the fuck up. And they
Speaker 3: were right, But my reality was challenged.
Speaker 2: Why have you been saying this all day? Like before
Speaker 2: we started it, Like he said.
Speaker 1: Something in me and Kai both knocked him down, and
Speaker 1: he was like, you guys are invalidating my.
Speaker 2: Reality like.
Speaker 1: It's like when people are like, well, that's my truth,
Speaker 1: Like that's what you're pulling.
Speaker 3: I'm literally speaking my truth. I'm speaking my truth and
Speaker 3: I need to be heard.
Speaker 2: You speak your lives. Some people speak their truth. Drew
Speaker 2: gets public and speaks his lives.
Speaker 4: We should paint these.
Speaker 2: No we shouldn't.
Speaker 4: Why not they're ugly?
Speaker 2: Wow, that's how you feel.
Speaker 3: Yes, we should paint them, make them really cute, and
Speaker 3: customize them for ourselves.
Speaker 2: No, I don't like when people customize shit.
Speaker 1: I think it's so ugly, Like I'm not kidding, like
Speaker 1: the whole this is what we need to talk about.
Speaker 2: That was Yeah, when I was a kid in wall
Speaker 2: See that's a kid boom, Like, you don't do that
Speaker 2: as an adult.
Speaker 1: The epidemic of grown as adults paying money for customized
Speaker 1: Air Force ones.
Speaker 2: That was an.
Speaker 3: Epidemic that actually needs to stop immediately.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's a virus.
Speaker 3: Three years ago, Well, there was a huge.
Speaker 1: Thing that I think Nike started, Like this part is
Speaker 1: mean and I don't agree with, like let people do
Speaker 1: their ugly little things and just make fun of it, like,
Speaker 1: don't be like a freak. But I'm pretty sure Nike
Speaker 1: started like shutting all of them down yet and suing
Speaker 1: them for like doing customizations because they were like, you're
Speaker 1: making money on our dollars.
Speaker 2: But that was ugly, Like I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: If you owned a pair of air Force ones with
Speaker 1: the blue butterflies.
Speaker 3: The reflective butterflies, it's done.
Speaker 1: And I know they're under your bed and you look
Speaker 1: at them all the time and you're like, I don't
Speaker 1: want that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like no, there's this meme that I'm like thinking
Speaker 3: of that's literally like, oh, like I'm a fashion design
Speaker 3: and the dad's like, oh, it's like a boyfriend talking
Speaker 3: to someone's dad.
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm a fashion designer. Your turn, Oh.
Speaker 2: What do you like? What kind of clothes do you make? Oh?
Speaker 3: I designed custom air Force ones? And then the dad
Speaker 3: kills the guy. That's literally the.
Speaker 2: Meme that MA is good because I do agree with it.
Speaker 2: I would do that a way.
Speaker 3: I actually have to find them.
Speaker 1: If my daughter brought home a guy who sits at
Speaker 1: his house and paints on air Force ones and then.
Speaker 4: Huh, I'm just talking to myself.
Speaker 2: I'm dumb.
Speaker 3: I had someone tell me I fell off. Oh I
Speaker 3: needed that.
Speaker 4: I needed that.
Speaker 2: I cannot wait till we turn off our likes. That's
Speaker 2: gonna be awesome.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I think I'll be long gone before it gets to
Speaker 3: that point. I have nine months to live.
Speaker 2: No, the thing is, I would just.
Speaker 3: The fingernails, no sublingual melw nomo.
Speaker 1: I would just let my lights get down to like
Speaker 1: three thousand lights like.
Speaker 2: I would just let it happen, like.
Speaker 1: I wanted to get to the point that I'm getting
Speaker 1: seventy six likes, and I just leave it public.
Speaker 4: Unfortunately, I think the world will end before we get there.
Speaker 2: You think the world is ending soon.
Speaker 4: I don't think it's.
Speaker 2: Look at those gas prices, it's already.
Speaker 4: I'm walking.
Speaker 3: I'm walking everywhere. Christopher walking, call me Christopher because I'm
Speaker 3: walking because of these damn gas prices. I'm not by
Speaker 3: then those gas prices too, I'm not by then gas.
Speaker 2: It.
Speaker 3: I came up with one literally yesterday. Oh I'm biden
Speaker 3: fuel for my body because I'm walking. I'm not biden gas.
Speaker 3: I'm biding food to fuel my body so I can walk.
Speaker 1: You know what's funny is I'm really trying to think
Speaker 1: of like a good one and I can't.
Speaker 3: But yeah, you got gas money, though, I need to
Speaker 3: sing I need a cigarette.
Speaker 1: I think we should go back to analogue smoking. Like
Speaker 1: I think everybody should pick up cigarettes again.
Speaker 2: Like and I know, like obviously the argument is people
Speaker 2: shouldn't smoke at all, but I just like, at least
Speaker 2: we know what cigarettes.
Speaker 3: I need to bring back indoor smoking.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because there's this other thing that literally, like our
Speaker 3: parents just like were like sheep being led to the slaughterhouse,
Speaker 3: and we just they just let it happen. They folded immediately,
Speaker 3: like they didn't even try to fucking fight indoor smoking,
Speaker 3: fight for it, and they just let it happen. They
Speaker 3: let the government shut it down. We need to bring
Speaker 3: back indoor smoking, just not in my house.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So see, this is what happens when I take be complex.
Speaker 3: I feel like shit for an hour, and now I
Speaker 3: literally feel like God, I literally feel better than every
Speaker 3: person on earth.
Speaker 1: It's crazy, Drew, you are actually better than every person
Speaker 1: on earth, not.
Speaker 4: Better than you.
Speaker 2: That's what that was there.
Speaker 3: I don't even think I'm better than Kai.
Speaker 5: You don't even think that you're better than Kai.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he has to think about it, Like there are
Speaker 1: most days where he I think he does think he
Speaker 1: is yeah, yeah, which you know, it's hard to blame him.
Speaker 4: I'm going to project hew vomit.
Speaker 1: I would actually end my life. That's like my biggest
Speaker 1: fear is like vomit. Let alone it on me.
Speaker 2: Although the other night I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: I think I have to vomit, like.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah yeah, And.
Speaker 1: I had too much uky and I was like, I
Speaker 1: think I'm gonna throw up, and I almost like got
Speaker 1: myself to do.
Speaker 3: It and made you soup.
Speaker 2: Yeah you did. Well, let's clarify. I ordered.
Speaker 4: Let's not clarify, let's just keep it that Drew made
Speaker 4: in your soup.
Speaker 1: Ordered soup from Mariwan, and I was too nauseous to
Speaker 1: get up and get it, so I asked you to
Speaker 1: get it.
Speaker 2: But he did heat it up for me.
Speaker 3: And because I'm a good friend, gave me.
Speaker 2: Soup, and you did. You did offer to go get
Speaker 2: me food, but I had already ordered food. Yeah, so
Speaker 2: technically you would have gotten me soup, so you kind
Speaker 2: of did get me soup.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I'm just like a good person.
Speaker 2: You're a good little boy.
Speaker 3: Can I see your remember my little member, my little
Speaker 3: drinking ender. He said, you don't drink drinky. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 3: just I feel like I am better than everybody because
Speaker 3: I don't drink as much. Say you did drink anymore.
Speaker 1: So you feel like you're better than everyone because you
Speaker 1: kind of have self control.
Speaker 3: Um, yes see now I'm like going back down. Do
Speaker 3: you see the spike? You saw it?
Speaker 2: You felt well? Also, I think you had that spike
Speaker 2: because you felt good because I was laughing at everything
Speaker 2: you were saying. So it was.
Speaker 1: Literally just like it was the the outcome of like
Speaker 1: feeling funny being fed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you should go get ee against ego.
Speaker 3: You're one of those people we need to bring back
Speaker 3: the ego.
Speaker 1: I took like a really good look at you the
Speaker 1: other day, and I was like kind of scared of you.
Speaker 3: Fuck you, I'm scared as of you.
Speaker 1: I'm scared as fuck as of you.
Speaker 2: Did y'all straighten your head the other day?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I looked advanced.
Speaker 2: I looked Can I do it again today?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I think you could probably do it better.
Speaker 3: Job.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Elsie flopped hard.
Speaker 1: No, I will say I found that the flowering that
Speaker 1: y'all did use it It was my skinny one that's
Speaker 1: for bangs. And then I thought something, Yeah, I found
Speaker 1: my regular one deep in my closet this morning. I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, they fully couldn't find this and they
Speaker 1: used this little winky dinky like so we started using.
Speaker 3: At first, was your blow dryer like comb, the thing
Speaker 3: that like blows hot air. Yeah, and we were like,
Speaker 3: that's the straighten it And we used it for like
Speaker 3: five minutes and.
Speaker 4: My hair just was getting giant.
Speaker 3: But yeah, the dice, and we need to get one
Speaker 3: of those. I want one of those dice and you
Speaker 3: should buy one. No, I'm saying you should buy I
Speaker 3: don't want to buy it so I can claim it.
Speaker 2: I really like just my corn Air one that I have.
Speaker 3: You give shive from succession. I don't know what that
Speaker 3: energy I give Tom energy gives great.
Speaker 2: I do give Tom Holland energy.
Speaker 3: Honestly, you give Tom Holland energy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I'm like kind of cute and like I
Speaker 2: don't say much, but you know I'm nice.
Speaker 4: I'm cute. I don't say much, but you know I'm nice.
Speaker 2: I give Tom Holland. You give like Paul Rudd. No,
Speaker 2: Paul r is sexy at balls.
Speaker 3: He is sexy, but I don't give Paul Rudd.
Speaker 4: I feel like I give Tony.
Speaker 2: Stark, Sir Robert Downey Junior.
Speaker 3: No, No, Tony Stark.
Speaker 2: Oh, like the fictional guy, I'm gonna.
Speaker 3: Take over the fucking world millionaire. I've been watching succession,
Speaker 3: and I truly believe I'm going to be a billionaire.
Speaker 1: And I know you literally just publicly said that you
Speaker 1: are going to be a millionaire in nine months.
Speaker 3: I redact everything every harsh comment I made about a
Speaker 3: billionaire in my entire life. They're doing what they want
Speaker 3: to do, and I'm gonna keep my billions to my
Speaker 3: fucking self.
Speaker 2: So you're just like openly admitting that you're going to
Speaker 2: be a who.
Speaker 3: My entire life after forty five, I don't plan on
Speaker 3: taking more than ten steps without being in a transportation mobile.
Speaker 4: If I won't take, I will.
Speaker 3: Be driven within ten steps to my private jet, which
Speaker 3: will be ten steps. That's health.
Speaker 2: You're gonna live for like ten years, which.
Speaker 3: Is ten steps, which then lands directly on the ship
Speaker 3: of my three hundred million dollar yacht. That's gonna be
Speaker 3: my life post billionaire.
Speaker 1: So you just don't want to walk, Yeah, your goal
Speaker 1: is to be a billionaire, so you don't have to
Speaker 1: walk anymore.
Speaker 3: Well, I'll take ten steps that's not walking. That's like
Speaker 3: and I'll.
Speaker 4: Roll deep with my squad. Y'all can be there if you.
Speaker 2: I want to take more than ten steps, though.
Speaker 4: That's not how it works.
Speaker 2: So to be salary, I'm on salary to be your friend. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's honestly a sleigh life. I need that for me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I wasn't born to like actually commit to
Speaker 1: like any sort of work other than talking. And like
Speaker 1: if I could do that without even talking on camera,
Speaker 1: that would that would be like top tier. Like now
Speaker 1: I've committed my life to my work being talking on camera.
Speaker 2: But imagine I could get paid to just talk.
Speaker 3: Get paid more to just talk. No, I am actually
Speaker 3: fucking delusional. I need to be locked away on a
Speaker 3: sideboard because I literally while you were just talking, I
Speaker 3: was fantasizing about like when I become a billionaire, which
Speaker 3: is never gonna happen. I would never allow that realistic.
Speaker 2: Also, like we're not in a position where we're going
Speaker 2: to be billionaires. Like there's just like no way.
Speaker 3: There's there's something in the back that I was thinking
Speaker 3: about that.
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, this could.
Speaker 2: Be, like you have something in your back.
Speaker 3: I would sleep. I have a TwixT up my sleeve
Speaker 3: that I literally there's something big is coming. What is like,
Speaker 3: just just know something biggest coming, you.
Speaker 2: Know, I'm like your best friend.
Speaker 3: I can't say it on the podcast because it's very
Speaker 3: very top secret.
Speaker 2: I know of something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's that's exactly what you're thinking of. And then
Speaker 3: you could see it spiral in like oh, like releasing
Speaker 3: something else and then.
Speaker 4: Acquiring this.
Speaker 3: Not understanding what a billionaire is at all, releasing something else,
Speaker 3: acquiring being there.
Speaker 2: Sing this and accepting that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just don't I really don't feel the need
Speaker 1: to be like that rich. I just don't understand like
Speaker 1: the point of it. I think about all the time
Speaker 1: that there's like a certain number that you have to
Speaker 1: make a year, like a certain there's a certain number.
Speaker 2: That you hit that you make a year, and your
Speaker 2: life does not.
Speaker 3: Elevate anything else.
Speaker 1: And yeah, in like value past that, Like at that
Speaker 1: point now you're just like, yeah, you don't.
Speaker 4: Get more happy after you make a certain amount of.
Speaker 2: Money, not even more happy.
Speaker 1: It's like your value of life like doesn't necessarily like
Speaker 1: increase by that much after this, Like yeah, you can
Speaker 1: live like very good after this number her and like
Speaker 1: not have to worry, and it's still like a huge number.
Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure I need to retire.
Speaker 2: You're twenty four.
Speaker 3: I need to retire in five years you want to
Speaker 3: I'm sixteen, bitch, I need to be the youngest billionaire.
Speaker 3: Why doesn't anybody lie about that?
Speaker 2: Charlie Dmilio could fully lie about that, and I would
Speaker 2: believe her.
Speaker 4: If she said she was a billionaire right nowally believe yeah.
Speaker 2: I'd be like, oh my god, girl, congrats.
Speaker 1: I never said this publicly, but last year I randomly,
Speaker 1: on like a hot day in La DMed Charlie and
Speaker 1: I was like, hey, girl, can I come over and
Speaker 1: use your pool? And then recently, like a month ago,
Speaker 1: for no reason at all, she replied and said yeah,
Speaker 1: and I said, oh my god, thank you. She was like,
Speaker 1: of course, and that was our exchange. And I've never
Speaker 1: spoken her. Actually, I have seen her in real life.
Speaker 1: I've met her a few times.
Speaker 4: We should go swimming.
Speaker 2: At her pool. I should be really fucking crazy coming on.
Speaker 1: No, I should be really crazy and just find her
Speaker 1: address and go to her house and be like you told.
Speaker 2: Me, like you said I could come. The thing is
Speaker 2: I feel like she's such a nice girl that she
Speaker 2: wouldn't deny me. She would yeah, come, she'd be like okay,
Speaker 2: and then.
Speaker 1: Just like however long I decided to let me be.
Speaker 2: Like I have something, squat you start squatting in her?
Speaker 2: Can I shower? Like I brought extra clothes after I swam?
Speaker 2: Can I shower?
Speaker 1: Can just hang out and then like I know, I
Speaker 1: take a shower, put up my PJS, and go flop
Speaker 1: in her bed like a friend.
Speaker 4: We need to talk.
Speaker 2: What have you been up to? Girl?
Speaker 1: It's been so long? I'm like, hell like hitting her
Speaker 1: while I talk. I'm like, what have you been up to?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna start doing that.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna add that into my like social like conversation.
Speaker 2: It's being like, what the hell is up?
Speaker 1: Slapping the funk out of people's shoulders, Like they walk
Speaker 1: away from me and their shoulders are like bright red
Speaker 1: and Bruce.
Speaker 3: I've been told recently that I have an electric touch.
Speaker 2: No, you have not.
Speaker 6: I have God told this by some delusional motherfucker who
Speaker 6: just wanted to be nice to him, and he keeps
Speaker 6: repeating it to everybody.
Speaker 3: Also said, you.
Speaker 2: Did not say that. It's not an electric touch. You're
Speaker 2: tickling people.
Speaker 7: You're doing what everybody does in essential way where it's
Speaker 7: like you will kind of lightly touch and like not
Speaker 7: touch at the same time.
Speaker 2: Girl, that's not electric.
Speaker 4: I gave him chills at one.
Speaker 2: That's because Kay doesn't get a lot of physical touch.
Speaker 5: Okay, we're done for the day.
Speaker 3: Episode he ended here.
Speaker 2: But yeah, you don't have an.
Speaker 3: Electric touch, right, electric feel like GMT.
Speaker 4: Is M eighty three.
Speaker 2: No, it's MGMT. Check me with electric. Girl, That is MGMT.
Speaker 3: Right, it's actually management. That's it's actually management. I watched
Speaker 3: a lot of interviews about MGMT in this band call
Speaker 3: of Montreal, and I could man explain it. If you
Speaker 3: want me to go ahead of Montreal and MGMT, I don't,
Speaker 3: Actually I don't know anything about it.
Speaker 4: Like I was gonna lie, but I was like.
Speaker 1: There's gonna be someone who's a really big fan of
Speaker 1: both of those things.
Speaker 2: They'd be like, what the.
Speaker 3: Are very closely associated because they played a bunch of
Speaker 3: shows together, and then the guitarist of I think MGMT
Speaker 3: was gonna leave MGMT and go on tour with of
Speaker 3: Montreal and go do a bunch of shows with of Montreal.
Speaker 3: But then they released the three Big Ones, like the
Speaker 3: three the three songs. MGMT is known for the election field. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and they can never.
Speaker 4: Live down and they see my conversation is so boring
Speaker 4: that people just get up and leave.
Speaker 1: I wanted a little snack because it was so good.
Speaker 1: It felt like watching a movie. Really yeah, and I
Speaker 1: needed something to.
Speaker 2: Do with my hands because I was gonna touch he.
Speaker 3: Remember, Okay, give it to.
Speaker 2: Me, Okay, keep going. They didn't leave.
Speaker 4: They didn't leave.
Speaker 3: They released the big songs together and remained like homies.
Speaker 3: But I think they went to the same college. I
Speaker 3: could be wrong, and they were like the two bands
Speaker 3: that like were big on campus and they were just
Speaker 3: like super big indie bands. And then MGMT blew the
Speaker 3: fuck up. Did you know? All of the songs that
Speaker 3: MGMT are known for are literally made as.
Speaker 4: Like trolls, Like they made them as jokes.
Speaker 3: They were like, we're gonna make like the most pop
Speaker 3: pop song ever, Like fuck this genre of music, it
Speaker 3: fucking sucks. And they did it so good that they
Speaker 3: became like the one of the biggest bands in the world.
Speaker 2: Hmm. That's what happened to me recently.
Speaker 3: With what.
Speaker 2: I can't say it because I go by like an alias.
Speaker 2: I don't want to like, I don't want to be
Speaker 2: known for music, but I am charting right now.
Speaker 4: What is your aliens?
Speaker 1: It's it'd be so weird if I just readily said it, not.
Speaker 4: Fucking little.
Speaker 5: Right next to the microphone.
Speaker 2: I go by my name little nas.
Speaker 3: You're claiming to be little nice X right now, but
Speaker 3: I'm in the name. What the fund does that?
Speaker 2: Even like he goes.
Speaker 1: And does all the things, but like it's he is
Speaker 1: little but because.
Speaker 3: Scenes making all the music and he's he's just wow, Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's actually really impressive. I was wondering if you were
Speaker 3: paying here. I mean, how many points did you get
Speaker 3: on a song? Oh?
Speaker 1: But it's not even fair because it's like I get
Speaker 1: the song, it's how many points he yets?
Speaker 2: That's a question. Here's his full name, Little moss X. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: I'm not sure.
Speaker 3: But there's I thought.
Speaker 2: I thought they cut me out.
Speaker 4: You don't even know the name of your.
Speaker 2: Just because it's just passive income to me.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna start doing the podcast with my back to
Speaker 3: the camera.
Speaker 2: I literally made that joke earlier. I put it.
Speaker 1: I was on face, I'm I put an underwear. I
Speaker 1: was like, what if I just did the podcast like this,
Speaker 1: and I turned to the camera and scratched my ass
Speaker 1: and I was like, I just showed my ass whole
Speaker 1: podcast and kept scratching between my cheeks.
Speaker 4: That would be a great podcast episode.
Speaker 2: We get helloviews for my butt.
Speaker 3: Your stinkerinky little butt.
Speaker 1: My tan from Miami is so bad, Like I've done
Speaker 1: all the feelings, so like now I'm just like I
Speaker 1: have my tan marks and I thought the weird marks
Speaker 1: was gonna go away, and it did it, and now
Speaker 1: it looks like I have a really bad spray tan. Aw.
Speaker 4: You probably deserved it.
Speaker 2: You can turn back.
Speaker 3: You probably deserve it.
Speaker 2: It's funny how you think it's respectful to have your
Speaker 2: back to your viewers.
Speaker 4: It's funny how you're a pitch.
Speaker 2: All right? That making Cuy laugh When you grab a
Speaker 2: mic like that, it's like sensual. It makes me horny.
Speaker 3: Because my touch is I was told recently that I
Speaker 3: have an electric touch?
Speaker 2: How recent?
Speaker 4: Two weeks ago? I'm serious, it's not that recent. That
Speaker 4: is very recent.
Speaker 2: No, it's not.
Speaker 1: It's really not two weeks ago, like in this Dan age,
Speaker 1: that's forever ago.
Speaker 2: That was years ago.
Speaker 4: What are you trying to say.
Speaker 2: I'm saying it's just not valid, like it was so
Speaker 2: long ago that you probably don't have an electric touch anymore.
Speaker 2: It's probably just that day true. Oh my god, should
Speaker 2: I just let.
Speaker 3: Him have it?
Speaker 5: Let's see what happens if we let him just.
Speaker 2: Like rest, I call his phone. I'm going to take
Speaker 2: his phone.
Speaker 1: Oh heyl, Hey, what did you experience just now?
Speaker 4: Psychondelic trip?
Speaker 3: I injected myself with three grams of d m T
Speaker 3: three micrograms of d MT.
Speaker 2: What? What is a microgram? Is that a thing?
Speaker 4: It's like the weird you. It's like the U symbol G.
Speaker 2: I'm I don't I don't even know where you're talking about?
Speaker 3: Up everywhere that I saw God in the seconds, it
Speaker 3: felt like an attorney.
Speaker 4: I lived three thousand lives?
Speaker 2: And how do do you feel good about this one?
Speaker 3: No? I will when I'm a billionaire, just I'm not kidding,
Speaker 3: mark my fucking words. I will be the first billionaire,
Speaker 3: the first billionaire podcast host.
Speaker 4: Damn. Yeah, let's just get iPhone.
Speaker 5: Joe Rogan's probably a billionaire.
Speaker 4: He is a billionaire.
Speaker 1: Yeah, guys, my parking ticket from parking on Wiltshire and
Speaker 1: not paying for it. My ticket just got sent to
Speaker 1: my house in Miami. Should I pay her or should
Speaker 1: I just.
Speaker 4: Like ignore it?
Speaker 5: You don't have to pay those.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. They're just like they're just
Speaker 1: bored and they want money.
Speaker 5: It's like Texas.
Speaker 3: A stabbing today, A stabbing.
Speaker 2: Today, A mass stabbing today, A stabbing? Is it a
Speaker 2: mass sabbing or no, it's a stabbing. I need to
Speaker 2: know the story behind that post.
Speaker 4: Well, I feel like she was just feeling herself.
Speaker 3: There was a literal stabbing and she was like, I'm
Speaker 3: uncalled for a stabbing? Is that?
Speaker 2: Do you think that's the context?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I genuinely do.
Speaker 1: Do you think she knew about the stabbing before she
Speaker 1: took the selfie or like she took the selfie then
Speaker 1: got the call and was like a stabbing today.
Speaker 3: I think she knew about I think she was probably
Speaker 3: on the case for about two hours.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and just like sitting and.
Speaker 3: Sitting and board and she was just like a stabbing today.
Speaker 3: That's like kind of herb Maybe you should do that
Speaker 3: with more memes because that was fun.
Speaker 7: Think about what beer boys dressed like this?
Speaker 1: You know what I actually need to know the story
Speaker 1: of is uh one I don't even know their name?
Speaker 2: Is it Kayla and Colleen? Or what is it?
Speaker 3: Like the hell are you referencing Kaylee Colin? Come get
Speaker 3: your juice?
Speaker 1: Because I've thought about it feels like there's like a
Speaker 1: bunch of possible names.
Speaker 2: It could be Kim and Colin, Kayla Collin, Like I
Speaker 2: don't know like both of the.
Speaker 1: Names, and I don't know if like maybe I'm just
Speaker 1: saying and like I want to know so bad. I'm like,
Speaker 1: what's her relation to them? Is she like the older
Speaker 1: sister or is she like an older cousin or a mom?
Speaker 1: Like did she have to go to the R after that?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Like is she the babysitter? Did she have to go
Speaker 1: to like the e R? Like what she like all
Speaker 1: covered in last? And was she bloody after that?
Speaker 2: Like she literally she literal need some blasting glass? Keller
Speaker 2: Colin running here? Okay? The other kid, Like the other
Speaker 2: kid did not run that fast for juice? How long
Speaker 2: has she been wanting juice?
Speaker 3: For the goddamn joice?
Speaker 2: Like she had been asking for juice for like an hour?
Speaker 2: Like why was she sprinting to the juice? Why was
Speaker 2: the other kid just not that interested in the juice?
Speaker 2: So he didn't run like there was there wasn't another
Speaker 2: person behind.
Speaker 3: There, didn't She slipped forever, She slipped like fourteen feet.
Speaker 1: Has anybody ever added the cartoon slipping sound to that meal?
Speaker 3: Yeah, wait, it's that one. It's Kevin Colin, Come get
Speaker 3: y'all's juice? And then the Chris back at it again
Speaker 3: at Chris, back at it again at krispy Kreme, and you.
Speaker 1: Ship.
Speaker 3: That last tip was so in the moment and real.
Speaker 3: It was so real, her wing like pushing around the oil.
Speaker 1: Also her like the girl who hit the glass, screaming
Speaker 1: after like, wait.
Speaker 3: Look, can't get y'all juice.
Speaker 1: That is something that's made me laugh every time I've
Speaker 1: seen it since it came out.
Speaker 4: A classic. It's a literal classic.
Speaker 1: Dude back at it again at chrispy Kree where it
Speaker 1: looks like nothing.
Speaker 2: Happened, back at it again at krispy Kreme.
Speaker 3: He just twisting so much, like what he's a fucking gymnast?
Speaker 2: Like why is he so good?
Speaker 3: And why is he?
Speaker 2: I know how many times? What really happened?
Speaker 3: Next?
Speaker 4: What were they?
Speaker 1: I think I looked it up and like there was
Speaker 1: like a small article about it. Also, wait, I think
Speaker 1: there's a video about it now. No, he has one
Speaker 1: from three years ago.
Speaker 2: He has a video what happened? It's him. We're watching
Speaker 2: that after this link.
Speaker 4: That to me, I need that.
Speaker 2: No, we're watching it right after this thing.
Speaker 4: It's actually so important, like the culture.
Speaker 1: I know, there's so many like classic videos that there's
Speaker 1: no background to it and like you don't know who
Speaker 1: it is, like because I've looked up to come get
Speaker 1: You're Juice, because I was gonna do a full video
Speaker 1: like talking about this, but then I was like, I
Speaker 1: was like, maybe another time, because this was during COVID,
Speaker 1: and I'm It's like I had thought about like all
Speaker 1: the videos that I wanted to like try my best
Speaker 1: to like reach out and do like investigative research to
Speaker 1: find the people who posted it and to talk to
Speaker 1: them about it. And then one I was like, that's
Speaker 1: such a daunting task and I've never done something like
Speaker 1: that ever, so it would take so much time. And
Speaker 1: two it was during COVID, and I was like, I
Speaker 1: would want it to be like an in person interview,
Speaker 1: like I don't want it to be on zoom.
Speaker 2: That was the worst part of COVID.
Speaker 1: It's like people who did like like yeah, like zoom interviews,
Speaker 1: being like and we're going to talk to them right now,
Speaker 1: and it's just then it's like we're gonna meet up
Speaker 1: with them, and then it's like them at their computer,
Speaker 1: like you know, the establishing shots, so showing the documentarian
Speaker 1: at the computer, and then it switches into screen recording.
Speaker 2: You know exactly why I'm talking.
Speaker 3: Out literally sorry, I'm like barely adding anything to the conversation.
Speaker 3: I was looking for the back at it again at
Speaker 3: Krispy Cream and it just never happened. It's on my
Speaker 3: meme account somewhere.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I literally think I have it saved on your
Speaker 1: meme account. I have like a bunch of things saved
Speaker 1: that sometimes I just go and look at.
Speaker 4: Because I just post the best, the best of the best.
Speaker 1: No, because you're just annoying guys in the car posts
Speaker 1: memes and directs them at me and doesn't say anything
Speaker 1: to me.
Speaker 3: About it because I know you'll see it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know when I do see it. I'm like,
Speaker 1: this has just been up and I didn't see it
Speaker 1: until now.
Speaker 3: Guys, how how have you been?
Speaker 4: What's new?
Speaker 3: Leave a comment down the.
Speaker 2: World ending, the little entire world ending.
Speaker 4: They got it on video.
Speaker 2: The world notes it like literally catch it on firon.
Speaker 1: Noteska, you have to like insert all of this?
Speaker 2: Did I have so many good ones from your account?
Speaker 4: This one's gonna get copyright straight. It's crazy that I
Speaker 4: know exactly what no I want that I literally want.
Speaker 3: To play with those I'm not kidding. I want to
Speaker 3: play with them so bad.
Speaker 2: He's so stupid, dude. Fuck, the Internet is so funny,
Speaker 2: so infinite.
Speaker 3: The world that the Internet is infinite and goes on
Speaker 3: forever and ever and ever and ever.
Speaker 2: The Internet is my infinite jest. That is how I feel.
Speaker 1: What's the difference what's the difference between TikTok and infinite Jest?
Speaker 4: Not much?
Speaker 3: True? Not much?
Speaker 1: Well, let me rephrase, what's the diffortion between TikTok in
Speaker 1: the first like twenty pages that you've read of infinite Jest?
Speaker 1: Don't rub the mic like that, you freak like what
Speaker 1: you're giving it?
Speaker 2: Like, have you gotten past the first twenty pages?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I got like sixty pages in.
Speaker 3: I got sixty pages in, and then I just read
Speaker 3: a bunch of like spark notes. Do you remember spark notes?
Speaker 3: Spark notes hooked it up for me in high school
Speaker 3: in middle school, I would just like go on spark
Speaker 3: notes and read just like the chapters that we were
Speaker 3: taking a quiz on that day.
Speaker 1: And I would if you ever look up spark notes
Speaker 1: in class, like, yeah, I literally just forget to.
Speaker 2: Even cheat at home.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you were a loser if you looked at the
Speaker 1: spark notes at home, Loki.
Speaker 4: You were a loser.
Speaker 3: If you read the books.
Speaker 2: For real, you were a loser.
Speaker 3: If you did your homework, honestly, you're a loser if
Speaker 3: you read books.
Speaker 2: Right now, I never did homework, and I'm like not joking,
Speaker 2: I don't. I never once got home. I was like
Speaker 2: all right, time to do my homework, Like, I just
Speaker 2: never did it.
Speaker 3: I would instead of doing my homework at home, I
Speaker 3: would go home and do a bunch of drugs and
Speaker 3: then I would wake up at six am in the morning,
Speaker 3: drive to my school, sit in the parking lot for
Speaker 3: two hours, two and a half hours before school, and
Speaker 3: do all my homework in my car listening.
Speaker 4: To the loudest music ever. I was the worst. I
Speaker 4: was literally the worst.
Speaker 3: That's my vibe. That was my high school vibe. And
Speaker 3: that was almost every single weekday. And then I would
Speaker 3: go out on the weekends and live my euphoria lifestyle.
Speaker 3: I remember one time I went to the Lizard Lounge
Speaker 3: in Dallas and.
Speaker 4: I literally thought, I can't.
Speaker 3: I actually am not allowed to tell this story because
Speaker 3: it involves someone else who probably doesn't want the story told.
Speaker 2: You Let them say their story.
Speaker 3: Yeah, basically, like without saying too much, drugs were involved,
Speaker 3: but the drugs were not the drugs that we thought
Speaker 3: we were getting, and we had actual, full blown connection fits.
Speaker 2: But you're here and now you don't do those things.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, no, actually real, I had my fun I
Speaker 3: rotted my brain in high school.
Speaker 4: Now you are curious.
Speaker 2: What your mike can't go that far, you can pick
Speaker 2: it up.
Speaker 4: I'm just retelling my traumas.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're literally trauma dumping right now, and I don't
Speaker 2: fuck with it.
Speaker 3: We I think trauma dumping is good. I genuinely think
Speaker 3: it's good.
Speaker 1: Well, when it's good, it's I don't think it's considered
Speaker 1: trauma dumping. I think it's only considered trauma dumping when
Speaker 1: it's like bad, when it's like unprovoked, like this person
Speaker 1: you're not that close to, or like isn't.
Speaker 2: Asking to like have an intimate moment.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know you're like, I think talking about like
Speaker 1: how you feel is really good.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because trauma dumping is like if I just met
Speaker 1: someone and randomly they're like, oh my life sucks, like
Speaker 1: I've been addicted to.
Speaker 2: Sus us up blah blah blah blah blah blah, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, okay, first met, that was us to
Speaker 2: each other.
Speaker 1: That's true because k because Kai trauma dumped first. But
Speaker 1: it wasn't even a dumping. It wasn't a mass dumping
Speaker 1: because we had that long ass conversation at chateau about
Speaker 1: like mental health ship, so I was like, oh, I
Speaker 1: feel comfy here. And then also I think the when
Speaker 1: I thought it was the first time we met, when
Speaker 1: we were outside, we all got into like an intense
Speaker 1: conversation about like moral obligation and ship.
Speaker 2: So I was like, I was like.
Speaker 4: This is a this is a safe space.
Speaker 2: This is a safe space. Also, I don't trauma dump.
Speaker 1: I say really traumatic things that happened to me and
Speaker 1: laugh while I say it. And then I said something
Speaker 1: but Kai the other day and he literally went like
Speaker 1: this like in the continue goes I know it was,
Speaker 1: and he was just silent and Elsie was like, Kai,
Speaker 1: are you serious, and he like, but he was being
Speaker 1: serious also like not to funny, but I've never had
Speaker 1: someone react to anything I've ever said like that.
Speaker 2: And he was just like that, that's actually really fucked up,
Speaker 2: and I don't fuck with that.
Speaker 3: It was, it was, it's not okay, it was it's funny.
Speaker 2: It's funny.
Speaker 1: Guys, Come on, things that happened to you are funny
Speaker 1: because if you don't make them comedy, it'll eat you
Speaker 1: up and you'll die.
Speaker 2: That's literally, yeah, laugh left left, left, left left.
Speaker 4: Is that is that like considered unhealthy?
Speaker 1: No, well, I don't think it is, because like avoidance.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's avoidance because it's not necessarily like
Speaker 1: everything we talk about and joke about we've faced and
Speaker 1: we've like we've spoken about in serious connotations. It'd be
Speaker 1: different if like these were things we never seriously spoke about,
Speaker 1: like if I never spoke to my therapist about like
Speaker 1: anything that I've told y'all, and like what I told
Speaker 1: you in the kitchen, I was just laughing about it.
Speaker 2: I'm like, isn't that funny?
Speaker 5: And then I just yeah, I think it's healthy as
Speaker 5: long as.
Speaker 2: You face it first, Yeah, you face it.
Speaker 5: After that, I feel like it's just symbolic of letting go.
Speaker 3: That's my number one vibe killing technique is to bring
Speaker 3: up my dead brother.
Speaker 2: Now we both do it like.
Speaker 3: I love just being like it's literally fun like if
Speaker 3: he died for anything, it's for me to get aloud,
Speaker 3: It's for.
Speaker 2: Me to silence the room. It's for me to destroy
Speaker 2: a fun vibe.
Speaker 3: Wait, literally on the uber over the party last night.
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh yeah, I dropped a vibe nuclear weapon.
Speaker 3: And then I but I dropped it first. I dropped
Speaker 3: an adam bomb, and then you dropped the fucking nuke.
Speaker 5: That was me just trying to get you back with
Speaker 5: you telling me that you were you had to be
Speaker 5: on heart medication for the rest of your life.
Speaker 3: It's not it's literally, it was not a lie.
Speaker 2: It is you do not have any prescription to show us.
Speaker 1: Which Oh my god, Oh he's like stomping, he's going
Speaker 1: so fast.
Speaker 5: In his little sound effects of his feet.
Speaker 2: Is that what they gave you?
Speaker 3: Let me say, oh m, it's called it's a it's
Speaker 3: called percoset.
Speaker 5: It's not percoset.
Speaker 3: It's literally a boy can dream, right, it's propranol, pro
Speaker 3: panamo preparanor it's I have to take it tis a day.
Speaker 3: Oh no, you didn't get this kind of recently. I
Speaker 3: haven't taking it though, because I took it twice and
Speaker 3: it literally gave me I thought I was gonna die.
Speaker 5: I had the same experience when I.
Speaker 3: Talked to me up. It literally felt like I had
Speaker 3: taken like a xanax or some ship. I was like,
Speaker 3: this is like the worst I've ever found in mind.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I got it for anxiety, and then I remember
Speaker 5: I took it before an episo. Oh you were.
Speaker 4: Us nodding up and freaking out of our.
Speaker 5: Proprian I emailed my doctor and he was like, no,
Speaker 5: there's just no way that that gets such a low dose.
Speaker 5: He essentially just called me a pussy. He was like, dude,
Speaker 5: there's no way.
Speaker 4: Yeah no.
Speaker 3: I told my doctor that. I was like, I don't
Speaker 3: like taking it, and she was like, I don't know
Speaker 3: what to tell you. That's like literally no one's ever
Speaker 3: experienced that once in their life.
Speaker 5: That's so crazy that we both had these.
Speaker 2: Like I take it so I could be a part
Speaker 2: of it.
Speaker 3: Yes, actually you can. It's not like it.
Speaker 1: That one when I actually because I also but no,
Speaker 1: what I get is chest pains. I went to the
Speaker 1: doctor once about my chest pains and they said, but
Speaker 1: I never went and got like any blood work or
Speaker 1: anything done. But they told me that what I had
Speaker 1: with my issue was that the the muscles in my
Speaker 1: chest were like in like inflamed and swelling. So that's
Speaker 1: why I felt like a bad compression and I sometimes
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm gonna have a heart attack.
Speaker 3: But it's literally like what YouTube be like YouTube YouTube YouTube?
Speaker 4: You said, Dad, compression.
Speaker 5: Advance.
Speaker 2: Wait, anyway, that's why I feel like I'm gonna have
Speaker 2: a heart attack. And then they gave me.
Speaker 1: Like anti inflammatory medicine that's specifically for my chest and
Speaker 1: it was working, but I never went and got a
Speaker 1: refill because that experience at the hospital literally costed me
Speaker 1: nine hundred dollars. And I was like, you know what
Speaker 1: I should do is never do that again and next time.
Speaker 1: And now every time my chest hurts like that, I
Speaker 1: just lay flat on the bed and like pray to
Speaker 1: God that I don't die.
Speaker 5: The American healthcare system be like, am I right, let's go?
Speaker 3: Why are you looking at me like that?
Speaker 2: Because I was trying to read this, but then I
Speaker 2: realized there was like a space.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, we gotta get Drew something prescribed for all
Speaker 5: the back pain I give him because I blow his
Speaker 5: back out all the time.
Speaker 3: You know, if you could get me a prescribed like
Speaker 3: hydro codeine a percoset.
Speaker 2: You can blow someone's back out and still be really
Speaker 2: bad at sets.
Speaker 1: It's literally, you're just like hurting that.
Speaker 5: That's not the situation with me and Drew. Yeah, it feels.
Speaker 1: He feels your butti, but that's the title of the episode.
Speaker 2: I feel you're going so like you can't solve, like
Speaker 2: you like literally you're freaking out. I wait and I
Speaker 2: will let you. Oh god, oh my god, Drew. Okay.
Speaker 7: My Songs of the Week Media of the Week He
Speaker 7: Fuck All Night by jay Z Such a good song.
Speaker 7: I went out the other night and I was beligately drunken.
Speaker 7: Then I just played it on my phone on loop
Speaker 7: and people can trying to take my phone out of
Speaker 7: my pocket to stop it. But you can't stop the
Speaker 7: sleigh that is that song Over the Breaks Jay Dilla,
Speaker 7: What does Your Soul Look Like? DJ Shadow and Sound
Speaker 7: of Subbring by the Swirlies or by swirls.
Speaker 3: Umm The Law of Recognition by Kay Slingo, Big Worm
Speaker 3: by Shanie Bin Lauden, and No Hate is a Cold
Speaker 3: Star by seven zero three eight six three four.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 4: Those are my three songs of the week.
Speaker 3: I don't have Still watching Succession. I'm on season three,
Speaker 3: Season three, episode five. I need to stop watching that
Speaker 3: fucking show because I can't sleep.
Speaker 2: I don't have that issue. I've been sleeping good. I've
Speaker 2: been slaying.
Speaker 3: Doing recently is I set my alarm for nine AM,
Speaker 3: and I wake up and then I just turn it off.
Speaker 3: I walk across my room and it's not working anymore.
Speaker 3: Like I what I used. My trick to get me
Speaker 3: out of bed in the morning was to set my
Speaker 3: alarm very early and set my phone across the room
Speaker 3: before I go to sleep, so I have to get
Speaker 3: up out of bed to turn it off. And it
Speaker 3: was working for literally five years. And now I just
Speaker 3: wake up, I turn it off, and I just go
Speaker 3: right back to sleep.
Speaker 2: That's what I used to do.
Speaker 1: But I have a new I use like the sleep
Speaker 1: schedule thing on the iPhone. So it's like not a
Speaker 1: really obnoxious sound that wakes me up, but it's like
Speaker 1: there's like a bunch of them, But where the how
Speaker 1: the fuck do you get to the.
Speaker 2: Am I dumb?
Speaker 3: Also, I love this episode now I want to put
Speaker 3: my own taking up my flag and I'm putting it
Speaker 3: back in the dirt.
Speaker 2: You can't do that, Well, you already said what you.
Speaker 4: I hated the episode in the beginning because I literally
Speaker 4: thought I was dying.
Speaker 1: This is a really good sound, and it just gets
Speaker 1: louder and louder. So then you're not you don't have.
Speaker 2: And then this one and it just gets louder.
Speaker 3: They done the other one so I can sing for everybody.
Speaker 2: Freddy yeah, Freddy type.
Speaker 4: Be you yesterday?
Speaker 2: Uh but.
Speaker 1: You go, you got you gotta get like a Selena
Speaker 1: Selene beyond.
Speaker 5: Add a bunch of auto tune reverb to it.
Speaker 4: But I have to hear it first.
Speaker 2: You can hear it.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, no, no, no, do the.
Speaker 2: Other one, the piano one like I'm doing this one.
Speaker 2: I like this one.
Speaker 8: Ah, finding me, where's the dream for me?
Speaker 2: Find yourself in the love, the bility.
Speaker 9: Your day, But I mean the happy, like literally happy
Speaker 9: with everything.
Speaker 3: Fun that No, put the first one on. I've been
Speaker 3: begging for the first one because I can go in
Speaker 3: on that one. You settled down at your part.
Speaker 2: You're interesting your drink out.
Speaker 9: Last week Drew Lord and me.
Speaker 3: I think that's not so he won't see.
Speaker 2: Is that it? That's what you begged for. Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: what I used to wake up.
Speaker 1: And it works because also it like turns off all
Speaker 1: the notifications on my phone after a certain point and
Speaker 1: like dims my screen and does like all of that
Speaker 1: mumbo jumbo, and then at ten am.
Speaker 2: It starts that out.
Speaker 3: Soup dumplings today. Yeah, all right, but not Mason's.
Speaker 2: Didnt.
Speaker 3: I'm thinking it's to the XLBL, like right up the street,
Speaker 3: because Mason's too far, too fucking hot.
Speaker 2: XLBL is pretty far. It's not, it's not pretty far,
Speaker 2: but it's in like Hollywood.
Speaker 3: It just seems like you don't actually care about me.
Speaker 2: It just seems like you need a ride. All right,
Speaker 2: that's it for this episode, thanks to.
Speaker 3: Order a Tesla and it doesn't come until July.
Speaker 2: Well, that's like with everything. That's literally like with my chair,
Speaker 2: how I was like, I'm not gonna order the bottom
Speaker 2: piece for that chair because it's gonna take two fucking weeks.
Speaker 2: And then I said that like three months ago, and
Speaker 2: then I'm like I would have had that already.
Speaker 4: But I need it now.
Speaker 2: Then buy used one.
Speaker 4: I know, that's what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 3: I'm probably just gonna buy like a twenty twenty one.
Speaker 2: All right, that's it for the episode. Now we're just
Speaker 2: like talking like normal conversation.
Speaker 4: That's what the people want.
Speaker 2: The love, that's what the people need. I'm gonna suck
Speaker 2: your fingers so crazy that you're gonna ask for your
Speaker 2: member to be next hew my phone. All right, thank
Speaker 2: you guys for watching. Bye my Dinky Little Member three