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Speaker 1: Welcome to this episode of Emergency Intercom.

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Speaker 2: Today, we're gonna be talking about murder. We should do

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Speaker 2: a crime episode.

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Speaker 3: I actually would be so down. I was just thinking

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Speaker 3: about that, like right before we started. I was like

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Speaker 3: because I was like, oh, how can we No, I

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Speaker 3: can't even get into I can't even get into it

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Speaker 3: with them.

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Speaker 1: I was because remember when I really wanted us to

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Speaker 1: do a crime podcast.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I wanted us to do.

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Speaker 1: I won't say the whole idea because I don't want

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Speaker 1: one of you little lighty bitches to do it. But

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Speaker 1: I had a really good idea.

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Speaker 2: For a crime podcast for me and Drew and all.

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Speaker 2: My manager shut me down.

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Speaker 3: Baby, we still do it, and we put it out

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Speaker 3: there and see what happens.

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Speaker 2: That's how all good art is mad. You just do

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Speaker 2: it and you put it out there exactly. See which

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Speaker 2: one of the.

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Speaker 3: Sharks bite exactly.

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Speaker 1: There's so many products that like, I'll be enjoying and

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Speaker 1: then I will look it up and they were popular.

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Speaker 2: They got bought out on shark Tank.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that poppy like audit brand, that's a Shark

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Speaker 1: Tank product.

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Speaker 2: And there's this products that.

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Speaker 3: You drank strictly drank that for three months in a row,

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Speaker 3: and you were complaining every single day, Why is my

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Speaker 3: ass exploding? Why does my stomach hurt so bad? Why

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Speaker 3: am I so bloated all the time. It's because you

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Speaker 3: were putting like the most probable I.

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Speaker 2: Was pulling literally brillions of probiotics.

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Speaker 3: Literally the most any humans ever put into their body

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Speaker 3: ever in their entire life.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna go back to doing that. It was fun.

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Speaker 2: It was something to complain about. These days, I just

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Speaker 2: I don't feel like I have anything to complain about.

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Speaker 3: I can give you something to complain about. Obvious thumb

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Speaker 3: in my ass.

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Speaker 1: Someone the other day on a video that I was

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Speaker 1: watching on YouTube, they were like, oh, if you curse

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Speaker 1: in the first like five minutes you get, there's a

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Speaker 1: high chance to get demonetized. Maybe that's why we get

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Speaker 1: demonetized because we talk about the sea work.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, cock and balls.

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Speaker 3: Dick cock, there's a very big difference. You're a little pecker,

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Speaker 3: dick and penis. There's a big difference.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there is, there is.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Well, first of all, one of those should only be

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Speaker 2: used in medical settings.

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Speaker 3: Penis.

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Speaker 2: Penis is like your.

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Speaker 4: Remember you're like a big head.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, dick is like you're being a dick right now.

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Speaker 4: And cock is very sexual.

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Speaker 2: I'm about to fuck. I'm about to obliterate that cock.

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Speaker 1: You know those you know those jelly sticks that people

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Speaker 1: were slurping up and one go on TikTok and like

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Speaker 1: choking on it. That's me of cock. Oh my god, whatever,

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Speaker 1: I suck it out of plastic. If there's a condom

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Speaker 1: on a cock, I bite the tip off with my

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Speaker 1: teeth and suck the cocker condo.

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Speaker 2: Oh, now you're the one being silent? Can I see

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Speaker 2: your member?

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Speaker 4: A little dinker.

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Speaker 1: Drew took a picture of himself the other day that

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Speaker 1: was really good. Oh you're a mirror picture that like,

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Speaker 1: can't be public? Girl?

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Speaker 4: Fuck this episode.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what like.

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Speaker 4: Literally, I'm sitting here like my brain is off.

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Speaker 3: I took vitamin B complex this morning, and if this

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Speaker 3: is what uppers feel like to the average person, I

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Speaker 3: never ever want to touch an upper again in my

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Speaker 3: entire life. This is the worst feeling I've ever felt.

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Speaker 3: My stomach is boiling, my brain feels like every neuron

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Speaker 3: at the same time is firing. I cannot think a

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Speaker 3: clear thought. I don't know how people are focused on

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Speaker 3: B complex also, my breath tastes like fucking ship ass.

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Speaker 2: Tastes like ship ass because you're just.

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Speaker 3: Nest because I es no, and then I keep burping

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Speaker 3: like ship bombs, deep deep in the golden, deep in.

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Speaker 2: The gottural burps.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: The complex.

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Speaker 1: Drew is basically openly admitting that he believes that his

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Speaker 1: Vitamin B that he took this morning is making him

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Speaker 1: fucking high. Yes, and and he like he also mind you,

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Speaker 1: he took it one day. I never heard that out

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Speaker 1: of him, Like he was like, I feel like crazy

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Speaker 1: right now, but I was like whatever. And then the

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Speaker 1: next day he was told that it can make him high.

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Speaker 1: So now every single day he takes it and talks

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Speaker 1: about how he feels high, which is.

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Speaker 3: Which is true? It's true.

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Speaker 2: No, you're just a little sheep.

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Speaker 3: My reality is con instantly fucking attacked, and there's ways

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Speaker 3: to combat that.

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Speaker 2: Your reality is not real.

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Speaker 4: No, see, you're attacking my reality.

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Speaker 3: Look, if you want to someone's mind, if you want

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Speaker 3: to change someone's.

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Speaker 2: Mind, you heard this from someone else, you heard this

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Speaker 2: from Josh.

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Speaker 3: You're attacking their reality. So you don't want to attack

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Speaker 3: their fucking reality. You want to just like kind of

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Speaker 3: coax them and like mold theirs and like make them

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Speaker 3: realize that their reality is right.

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Speaker 2: I literally heard Josh tell him this yesterday.

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Speaker 3: Like okay, Like, and how are you supposed to ever

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Speaker 3: hear anything? Ever? In your mind?

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Speaker 4: Someone's gonna tell you fucking something.

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Speaker 3: Like I'm dying, Like I'm trying to keep this fucking

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Speaker 3: podcast going, but I'm constantly attacked for anything I fucking.

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Speaker 2: Do on here anything else.

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Speaker 3: You're a bitch.

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Speaker 2: Show it's kind Kai isn't a bit. He's a little

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Speaker 2: fucking cunt.

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Speaker 3: Oh oh my god, sorry, Oh my god.

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Speaker 5: I thought was gonna stand up for me.

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Speaker 2: No never, oh never that never.

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Speaker 1: Well, thank you for literally killing the vibe because I'm

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Speaker 1: in the best mood ever.

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Speaker 2: Like if anybody's wondering about that's what.

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Speaker 3: I have to do is I have to take everybody

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Speaker 3: down with me. I feel terrorists for a reason, Like

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Speaker 3: I bring everybody down.

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Speaker 1: With You're not called that for a reason. What happened

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Speaker 1: to my fucking bracelet when you were sleeping?

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Speaker 3: I turnished it?

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Speaker 4: Rise? Tarnished?

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Speaker 2: Rise?

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Speaker 4: Rise?

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Speaker 2: Is that from Dune? Did you buy Dune tickets? Okay? Good,

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Speaker 2: because I don't want to see that.

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Speaker 4: We're going.

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Speaker 1: Josh, and you were trying to convince me to watch

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Speaker 1: Dune and it's the last thing on Earth I want

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Speaker 1: to see.

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Speaker 2: But I told you.

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Speaker 1: I was like, if you buy tickets to go see it,

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Speaker 1: I'd probably be more inclined to see it because I'd

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Speaker 1: be like, Oh, that is the.

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Speaker 4: Worst person in the world.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, no, you.

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Speaker 2: Didn't, Yeah I did. I can show you right now.

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Speaker 2: I have a screenshop.

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Speaker 1: I don't believe you are you Are you serious? It

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Speaker 1: was cheap as balls. It was like seven dollars a ticket.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to fucking sprays spice into the air and

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Speaker 3: we start hallucinating we should take LSD and then go

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Speaker 3: to Dune, and I feel like we're transcending.

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Speaker 2: We should take LSD Coachella.

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Speaker 3: Take LSD is to see Dune.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna get fucked up by Coachella.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna do Molly meth. Those are good.

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Speaker 3: As a joke, but I plan on taking a quarter

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Speaker 3: of a point.

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Speaker 2: Of molly one quarter of a point.

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Speaker 1: That's like you say, you're you're gonna be the first

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Speaker 1: person of microdose Molly.

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Speaker 3: Not the first person, but I will be taking a

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Speaker 3: micro because it melts your brain and I just can't.

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Speaker 3: I cannot handle You can't.

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Speaker 2: Even handle a vitamin B right now. You think you're

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Speaker 2: about to go micro does Molly?

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Speaker 4: You don't know what I'm capable of.

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Speaker 3: When I'm in the right head space, I could literally

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Speaker 3: do anything to my body and survive.

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Speaker 2: Coachella sounds like the worst head space to do anything.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that sounding kind of awful. We're going to Coachella,

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Speaker 3: by the way, Patreon already knows.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we let them know. Yeah, we're going.

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Speaker 1: We already had kind of this conversation. But I'm just

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Speaker 1: not really excited to see anybody. What's so funny about

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Speaker 5: I don't know. I was thinking about how you guys

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Speaker 5: have been microdosing meth technically since you were like fourteen

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Speaker 4: All yeah, so.

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Speaker 2: Wow, it's fucking good for you blah blah blah blah

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Speaker 2: or Yvan's career.

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Speaker 3: If it was, if it was prescribed by my doctor,

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Speaker 3: it must be good, it must be good for me.

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Speaker 4: I don't believe in doctors anymore.

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Speaker 2: I believe you're joining my I.

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Speaker 3: Believe in medicine either, exactly.

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Speaker 1: I don't like humans didn't have that in cave Man

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Speaker 1: times and they survived so I don't need that shit.

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Speaker 2: Like granted, they finally lived till they were like ten.

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Speaker 3: Spreading, they were ten years old and like babies already.

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Speaker 1: I was like that, I lived beautiful lives. They all

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Speaker 1: live till they were fifteen.

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Speaker 2: How old did okamans live until?

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Speaker 4: Like probably thirty five?

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Speaker 1: Because yeah, because they looked big like they had them.

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Speaker 1: The men looked beefy like they looked aged. So yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm down to live till thirty five.

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Speaker 3: Would you let me eat you if like we were

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Speaker 3: trapped on an island, like not the entire body, but

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Speaker 3: like cut off a piece of Yeah, I don't care.

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Speaker 4: I'll do the same for you. Think you can have

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Speaker 4: like a little bit of my thigh?

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Speaker 1: Oh wait, you're saying, oh, like we're both alive. I thought,

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Speaker 1: you know, if I was dead, I was like, if

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Speaker 1: I'm dead, go go at me.

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Speaker 3: Well, yeah, of course I wouldn't even I wouldn't even

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Speaker 3: think twice about the fucking prepit dead body to survive,

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Speaker 3: of course. But no, if we're both alive, would you

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Speaker 3: give me a piece of you? If I gave you

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Speaker 3: a piece of.

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Speaker 2: Me, I think I would eat myself before I ate you,

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Speaker 2: because you're not like I feel like I have like

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Speaker 2: good like succulent, like tasty thighs.

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Speaker 3: I have very stringy like it's gonna be like it'll

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Speaker 3: have talky flavor.

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Speaker 1: I know you would taste like talkies. If an animal

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Speaker 1: ate you, they would die, like if you got a multi.

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Speaker 3: Bab until grum and they die on side.

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Speaker 1: They die like your insides, like none of your organs

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Speaker 1: are the color they're supposed to be.

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Speaker 2: Like that's my assumption about your your insides.

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Speaker 1: I was thinking about that the other day and I

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Speaker 1: was like, ew, Like the inside of humans, I know

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Speaker 1: stinks like you cut a bitch open and I know

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well I'm gonna serve.

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Speaker 2: My open casket.

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Speaker 3: I've already said what I want.

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Speaker 4: And if I don't get that, I will haunt you

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Speaker 4: But it's for me. No, you won't get gratification.

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Speaker 1: No, No, I'm saying you like as the dead person.

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Speaker 1: Like we always say like, oh my god, Like do

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Speaker 2: After Yeah, Like what like what does that mean?

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Speaker 1: It's not even like you have assets that like your

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Speaker 2: Who wants this? Because who wants like the podcast where

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Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, you could honestly probably keep it going

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Speaker 2: Gonna keep it pushing.

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Speaker 4: We could start developing a technology now to talk to.

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Speaker 3: Me in the afterlife.

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Speaker 2: An AI.

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Speaker 1: Your AI would suck balls if we use like everything

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Speaker 1: you've said on the podcast, it'd be like.

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Speaker 2: Balls cock inside out.

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Speaker 1: Yours would be so bad talking about yours is the

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Speaker 3: The most infuriating thing ever, Like why the fuck are

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Speaker 3: Girl, those aren't robots, so they're cyborgs. There's like a

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Speaker 3: they're like, we're connecting you with a whatever what is

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Speaker 2: Person?

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Speaker 4: But no, there's like a.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know what you're talking about. Well, I'm just

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Speaker 3: I hate this episode. I want it to be known.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, you're like full of hate today.

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Speaker 4: I'm angry. I'm a very angry person.

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Speaker 3: These be complex are like literally my brain composition.

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Speaker 2: Do you need a break?

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Speaker 3: Actually no, I'm just saying to state that.

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Speaker 2: Oh you want to you want that publicly?

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Speaker 4: I wanted that flag in the dirt.

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Speaker 2: That's the hill.

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Speaker 3: You're gonna die on I'm not dying on the hill.

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Speaker 2: You're just chilling, Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Chilling for a moment.

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Speaker 2: But I yeah, I forgot what was gonna say.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I'm just someone who I'm like super chill, Like

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Speaker 1: I just get my calls done really quickly because I

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Speaker 2: That's such a lie.

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Speaker 1: I also have a big problem with like talking to

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Speaker 1: when I do like voice to text dictation, I'm like,

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Speaker 1: Like is do I just not pronounce any words I speak?

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Speaker 2: Ever? And that's all?

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Speaker 3: Hey, what's up with babies on an airplane? Bay on

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Speaker 3: the airplane? Eh?

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Speaker 2: I was actually on a plane with the baby, That's

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Speaker 1: And it was awesome and it was crying a lot,

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Speaker 1: but I don't care, because that's life. That that was

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Speaker 1: just a little reminder. That was a little reminder of

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Speaker 2: We used to be.

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Speaker 3: It's crazy that everybody was babies at one point. It

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Speaker 3: literally is insane. And then our parents destroyed us. They

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Speaker 3: ruined That's a parent's job is to ruin you.

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Speaker 4: That's true.

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Speaker 3: We're supposed to tear you down so you can build

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Speaker 2: Up, so you can raise yourself.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: She did have the baby sitting in its own seat,

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Speaker 2: She was like, if you want to survive this crush,

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Speaker 3: This is a sign of melanoma. Having no brain online

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Speaker 3: in your finger, now, no.

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Speaker 2: Bitch, that's just like dirt. That's like, no, you think

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Speaker 3: You think there's there's not dirt that far down in

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Speaker 1: Little spec Yeah, no, I think that happens. Also if

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Speaker 4: Not me having melanoma in my reality being I don't.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what melanoma is.

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Speaker 3: If I'm being honest, it's skin cancer. And I don't

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Speaker 3: even think that's the right one, let me look it up,

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Speaker 1: Saying, not me having melanoma in my life being child.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I'm literally right, sublingual melanoma.

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Speaker 2: You're right, you don't have it.

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Speaker 3: I'm done. Like it's crazy that I have like three

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Speaker 3: years to live and no one cares at all. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: predicting my list right now? Three years, three years, yeah,

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Speaker 3: or twenty five if I'm not a millionaire.

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Speaker 2: Oh so you have a year.

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Speaker 1: A million dollars exactly, you have exactly a year to

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Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, no no.

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Speaker 2: I don't know that's good. That actually might just lose you.

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Speaker 3: I was sixteen, I sat this is like an actual

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Speaker 3: trigger warning, so like shut like stop listening, so shut

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Speaker 3: the fuck off. But when I was sixteen, I sat

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Speaker 3: going to do it. I'm going to do it. It's over,

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Speaker 3: and I like, but I was being like very dramatic.

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Speaker 3: I wanted someone to catch me. So I sat on

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Speaker 3: and I just sat there waiting for someone to catch me.

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Speaker 4: It was real. It was real, the worst person.

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Speaker 1: I sat there waiting, but the idea of you like

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Speaker 4: Like yeah, literally literally, and then.

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Speaker 1: Oh, so I'm going to finish this coffee like just

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Speaker 1: for it's my spits, my backwall.

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Speaker 2: Should it taste good? I gave it a little phone.

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Speaker 4: All right, look you see this, Give me six weeks.

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Speaker 4: Give me six.

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Speaker 2: Weeks to be buff and a year to be a millionaire.

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Speaker 3: No, I'm just saying, give yourself six weeks. Come back,

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Speaker 3: look the podcast, but watch every episode in between and

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Speaker 3: watch how much bigger I am.

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Speaker 2: No, just don't watch the next six episodes.

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Speaker 4: Honestly, yeah, honestly.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So you sat there waiting.

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Speaker 3: And then my sister walked up and my she she's

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Speaker 3: told me years later that everybody was downstairs making fun

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Speaker 3: like he's being dramatic. He's not actually gonna it, like

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Speaker 3: he needs to like grow the fuck up. And they

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Speaker 3: were right, But my reality was challenged.

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Speaker 2: Why have you been saying this all day? Like before

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Speaker 2: we started it, Like he said.

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Speaker 1: Something in me and Kai both knocked him down, and

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Speaker 1: he was like, you guys are invalidating my.

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Speaker 2: Reality like.

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Speaker 1: It's like when people are like, well, that's my truth,

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Speaker 1: Like that's what you're pulling.

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Speaker 3: I'm literally speaking my truth. I'm speaking my truth and

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Speaker 3: I need to be heard.

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Speaker 2: You speak your lives. Some people speak their truth. Drew

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Speaker 2: gets public and speaks his lives.

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Speaker 4: We should paint these.

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Speaker 2: No we shouldn't.

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00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:40,639
Speaker 4: Why not they're ugly?

455
00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:43,520
Speaker 2: Wow, that's how you feel.

456
00:20:44,119 --> 00:20:46,520
Speaker 3: Yes, we should paint them, make them really cute, and

457
00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:47,600
Speaker 3: customize them for ourselves.

458
00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:49,800
Speaker 2: No, I don't like when people customize shit.

459
00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:52,600
Speaker 1: I think it's so ugly, Like I'm not kidding, like

460
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:55,879
Speaker 1: the whole this is what we need to talk about.

461
00:20:56,600 --> 00:21:00,480
Speaker 2: That was Yeah, when I was a kid in wall

462
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:02,320
Speaker 2: See that's a kid boom, Like, you don't do that

463
00:21:02,359 --> 00:21:03,160
Speaker 2: as an adult.

464
00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:07,119
Speaker 1: The epidemic of grown as adults paying money for customized

465
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:08,560
Speaker 1: Air Force ones.

466
00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:10,400
Speaker 2: That was an.

467
00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:13,520
Speaker 3: Epidemic that actually needs to stop immediately.

468
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:15,040
Speaker 2: Yeah that's a virus.

469
00:21:15,119 --> 00:21:17,119
Speaker 3: Three years ago, Well, there was a huge.

470
00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:19,240
Speaker 1: Thing that I think Nike started, Like this part is

471
00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:21,240
Speaker 1: mean and I don't agree with, like let people do

472
00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:23,560
Speaker 1: their ugly little things and just make fun of it, like,

473
00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:25,920
Speaker 1: don't be like a freak. But I'm pretty sure Nike

474
00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:28,960
Speaker 1: started like shutting all of them down yet and suing

475
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,600
Speaker 1: them for like doing customizations because they were like, you're

476
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:34,400
Speaker 1: making money on our dollars.

477
00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:37,960
Speaker 2: But that was ugly, Like I'm sorry.

478
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,439
Speaker 1: If you owned a pair of air Force ones with

479
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,600
Speaker 1: the blue butterflies.

480
00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:45,040
Speaker 3: The reflective butterflies, it's done.

481
00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:46,960
Speaker 1: And I know they're under your bed and you look

482
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,840
Speaker 1: at them all the time and you're like, I don't

483
00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:50,320
Speaker 1: want that.

484
00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:57,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like no, there's this meme that I'm like thinking

485
00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:59,960
Speaker 3: of that's literally like, oh, like I'm a fashion design

486
00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:03,680
Speaker 3: and the dad's like, oh, it's like a boyfriend talking

487
00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:04,719
Speaker 3: to someone's dad.

488
00:22:05,359 --> 00:22:10,160
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm a fashion designer. Your turn, Oh.

489
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:13,520
Speaker 2: What do you like? What kind of clothes do you make? Oh?

490
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:17,680
Speaker 3: I designed custom air Force ones? And then the dad

491
00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:21,320
Speaker 3: kills the guy. That's literally the.

492
00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:24,280
Speaker 2: Meme that MA is good because I do agree with it.

493
00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:26,440
Speaker 2: I would do that a way.

494
00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:27,520
Speaker 3: I actually have to find them.

495
00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:29,840
Speaker 1: If my daughter brought home a guy who sits at

496
00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:31,960
Speaker 1: his house and paints on air Force ones and then.

497
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:35,320
Speaker 4: Huh, I'm just talking to myself.

498
00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:37,720
Speaker 2: I'm dumb.

499
00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:41,080
Speaker 3: I had someone tell me I fell off. Oh I

500
00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:41,720
Speaker 3: needed that.

501
00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:44,160
Speaker 4: I needed that.

502
00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:49,840
Speaker 2: I cannot wait till we turn off our likes. That's

503
00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:50,680
Speaker 2: gonna be awesome.

504
00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:52,240
Speaker 4: I don't know.

505
00:22:52,359 --> 00:22:54,280
Speaker 3: I think I'll be long gone before it gets to

506
00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:58,000
Speaker 3: that point. I have nine months to live.

507
00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:02,160
Speaker 2: No, the thing is, I would just.

508
00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:07,000
Speaker 3: The fingernails, no sublingual melw nomo.

509
00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:10,040
Speaker 1: I would just let my lights get down to like

510
00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:11,600
Speaker 1: three thousand lights like.

511
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:12,920
Speaker 2: I would just let it happen, like.

512
00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:14,440
Speaker 1: I wanted to get to the point that I'm getting

513
00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:17,200
Speaker 1: seventy six likes, and I just leave it public.

514
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:24,640
Speaker 4: Unfortunately, I think the world will end before we get there.

515
00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:27,480
Speaker 2: You think the world is ending soon.

516
00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:28,760
Speaker 4: I don't think it's.

517
00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:32,320
Speaker 2: Look at those gas prices, it's already.

518
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:32,920
Speaker 4: I'm walking.

519
00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:38,440
Speaker 3: I'm walking everywhere. Christopher walking, call me Christopher because I'm

520
00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:45,480
Speaker 3: walking because of these damn gas prices. I'm not by

521
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:58,040
Speaker 3: then those gas prices too, I'm not by then gas.

522
00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:01,480
Speaker 2: It.

523
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:05,920
Speaker 3: I came up with one literally yesterday. Oh I'm biden

524
00:24:07,359 --> 00:24:11,679
Speaker 3: fuel for my body because I'm walking. I'm not biden gas.

525
00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:21,000
Speaker 3: I'm biding food to fuel my body so I can walk.

526
00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:24,400
Speaker 1: You know what's funny is I'm really trying to think

527
00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:26,320
Speaker 1: of like a good one and I can't.

528
00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:35,879
Speaker 3: But yeah, you got gas money, though, I need to

529
00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:39,520
Speaker 3: sing I need a cigarette.

530
00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:42,560
Speaker 1: I think we should go back to analogue smoking. Like

531
00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:44,520
Speaker 1: I think everybody should pick up cigarettes again.

532
00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:47,240
Speaker 2: Like and I know, like obviously the argument is people

533
00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:49,920
Speaker 2: shouldn't smoke at all, but I just like, at least

534
00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:50,760
Speaker 2: we know what cigarettes.

535
00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:52,880
Speaker 3: I need to bring back indoor smoking.

536
00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:53,440
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.

537
00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:57,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, because there's this other thing that literally, like our

538
00:24:57,800 --> 00:25:01,240
Speaker 3: parents just like were like sheep being led to the slaughterhouse,

539
00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:04,040
Speaker 3: and we just they just let it happen. They folded immediately,

540
00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:06,440
Speaker 3: like they didn't even try to fucking fight indoor smoking,

541
00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:09,199
Speaker 3: fight for it, and they just let it happen. They

542
00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:10,800
Speaker 3: let the government shut it down. We need to bring

543
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:12,639
Speaker 3: back indoor smoking, just not in my house.

544
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:14,560
Speaker 2: Yeah.

545
00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:16,960
Speaker 3: So see, this is what happens when I take be complex.

546
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,119
Speaker 3: I feel like shit for an hour, and now I

547
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:22,600
Speaker 3: literally feel like God, I literally feel better than every

548
00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:23,440
Speaker 3: person on earth.

549
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:26,560
Speaker 1: It's crazy, Drew, you are actually better than every person

550
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:29,360
Speaker 1: on earth, not.

551
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:30,000
Speaker 4: Better than you.

552
00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:31,679
Speaker 2: That's what that was there.

553
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:33,040
Speaker 3: I don't even think I'm better than Kai.

554
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:36,720
Speaker 5: You don't even think that you're better than Kai.

555
00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:39,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, he has to think about it, Like there are

556
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:41,560
Speaker 1: most days where he I think he does think he

557
00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:45,440
Speaker 1: is yeah, yeah, which you know, it's hard to blame him.

558
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:47,200
Speaker 4: I'm going to project hew vomit.

559
00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:50,919
Speaker 1: I would actually end my life. That's like my biggest

560
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:53,480
Speaker 1: fear is like vomit. Let alone it on me.

561
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:55,840
Speaker 2: Although the other night I was like, oh my god,

562
00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:58,040
Speaker 2: I think I have to vomit, like.

563
00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:00,159
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah yeah, And.

564
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:02,520
Speaker 1: I had too much uky and I was like, I

565
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:07,440
Speaker 1: think I'm gonna throw up, and I almost like got

566
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:08,160
Speaker 1: myself to do.

567
00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:09,119
Speaker 3: It and made you soup.

568
00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:14,280
Speaker 2: Yeah you did. Well, let's clarify. I ordered.

569
00:26:14,359 --> 00:26:17,000
Speaker 4: Let's not clarify, let's just keep it that Drew made

570
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:17,520
Speaker 4: in your soup.

571
00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:21,879
Speaker 1: Ordered soup from Mariwan, and I was too nauseous to

572
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:23,240
Speaker 1: get up and get it, so I asked you to

573
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:23,480
Speaker 1: get it.

574
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:24,880
Speaker 2: But he did heat it up for me.

575
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:27,080
Speaker 3: And because I'm a good friend, gave me.

576
00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:29,600
Speaker 2: Soup, and you did. You did offer to go get

577
00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:31,920
Speaker 2: me food, but I had already ordered food. Yeah, so

578
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:34,200
Speaker 2: technically you would have gotten me soup, so you kind

579
00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:35,440
Speaker 2: of did get me soup.

580
00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:35,920
Speaker 3: Yeah.

581
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:37,280
Speaker 4: I'm just like a good person.

582
00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:39,480
Speaker 2: You're a good little boy.

583
00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:42,359
Speaker 3: Can I see your remember my little member, my little

584
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:48,320
Speaker 3: drinking ender. He said, you don't drink drinky. Yeah, I'm

585
00:26:48,359 --> 00:26:50,840
Speaker 3: just I feel like I am better than everybody because

586
00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:56,280
Speaker 3: I don't drink as much. Say you did drink anymore.

587
00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:00,320
Speaker 1: So you feel like you're better than everyone because you

588
00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:01,680
Speaker 1: kind of have self control.

589
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:06,720
Speaker 3: Um, yes see now I'm like going back down. Do

590
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:08,199
Speaker 3: you see the spike? You saw it?

591
00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:10,560
Speaker 2: You felt well? Also, I think you had that spike

592
00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:12,879
Speaker 2: because you felt good because I was laughing at everything

593
00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:14,280
Speaker 2: you were saying. So it was.

594
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:18,320
Speaker 1: Literally just like it was the the outcome of like

595
00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:20,680
Speaker 1: feeling funny being fed.

596
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:24,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, you should go get ee against ego.

597
00:27:25,359 --> 00:27:28,400
Speaker 3: You're one of those people we need to bring back

598
00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:29,000
Speaker 3: the ego.

599
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:36,440
Speaker 1: I took like a really good look at you the

600
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:38,280
Speaker 1: other day, and I was like kind of scared of you.

601
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:45,200
Speaker 3: Fuck you, I'm scared as of you.

602
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:51,760
Speaker 1: I'm scared as fuck as of you.

603
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:53,400
Speaker 2: Did y'all straighten your head the other day?

604
00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:54,160
Speaker 3: Yeah?

605
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:56,600
Speaker 4: I looked advanced.

606
00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:58,520
Speaker 2: I looked Can I do it again today?

607
00:27:58,680 --> 00:27:58,920
Speaker 5: Yeah?

608
00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:00,000
Speaker 4: I think you could probably do it better.

609
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:00,440
Speaker 3: Job.

610
00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:02,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, Elsie flopped hard.

611
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:07,800
Speaker 1: No, I will say I found that the flowering that

612
00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:10,520
Speaker 1: y'all did use it It was my skinny one that's

613
00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:16,119
Speaker 1: for bangs. And then I thought something, Yeah, I found

614
00:28:16,119 --> 00:28:19,040
Speaker 1: my regular one deep in my closet this morning. I

615
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:20,600
Speaker 1: was like, oh, they fully couldn't find this and they

616
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:23,359
Speaker 1: used this little winky dinky like so we started using.

617
00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:26,520
Speaker 3: At first, was your blow dryer like comb, the thing

618
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:29,560
Speaker 3: that like blows hot air. Yeah, and we were like,

619
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:32,040
Speaker 3: that's the straighten it And we used it for like

620
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:33,440
Speaker 3: five minutes and.

621
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:35,280
Speaker 4: My hair just was getting giant.

622
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:39,440
Speaker 3: But yeah, the dice, and we need to get one

623
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:41,160
Speaker 3: of those. I want one of those dice and you

624
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:44,000
Speaker 3: should buy one. No, I'm saying you should buy I

625
00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:45,720
Speaker 3: don't want to buy it so I can claim it.

626
00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:49,640
Speaker 2: I really like just my corn Air one that I have.

627
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:58,440
Speaker 3: You give shive from succession. I don't know what that

628
00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:00,920
Speaker 3: energy I give Tom energy gives great.

629
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:02,719
Speaker 2: I do give Tom Holland energy.

630
00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:05,640
Speaker 3: Honestly, you give Tom Holland energy.

631
00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:08,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I'm like kind of cute and like I

632
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:10,440
Speaker 2: don't say much, but you know I'm nice.

633
00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:14,600
Speaker 4: I'm cute. I don't say much, but you know I'm nice.

634
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:22,200
Speaker 2: I give Tom Holland. You give like Paul Rudd. No,

635
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:24,800
Speaker 2: Paul r is sexy at balls.

636
00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:26,440
Speaker 3: He is sexy, but I don't give Paul Rudd.

637
00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:27,760
Speaker 4: I feel like I give Tony.

638
00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:30,280
Speaker 2: Stark, Sir Robert Downey Junior.

639
00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:31,640
Speaker 3: No, No, Tony Stark.

640
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:34,720
Speaker 2: Oh, like the fictional guy, I'm gonna.

641
00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:38,080
Speaker 3: Take over the fucking world millionaire. I've been watching succession,

642
00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:39,800
Speaker 3: and I truly believe I'm going to be a billionaire.

643
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:42,240
Speaker 1: And I know you literally just publicly said that you

644
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:44,640
Speaker 1: are going to be a millionaire in nine months.

645
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:48,160
Speaker 3: I redact everything every harsh comment I made about a

646
00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:50,480
Speaker 3: billionaire in my entire life. They're doing what they want

647
00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:54,080
Speaker 3: to do, and I'm gonna keep my billions to my

648
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:54,760
Speaker 3: fucking self.

649
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:56,680
Speaker 2: So you're just like openly admitting that you're going to

650
00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:57,080
Speaker 2: be a who.

651
00:29:57,360 --> 00:30:02,560
Speaker 3: My entire life after forty five, I don't plan on

652
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:06,840
Speaker 3: taking more than ten steps without being in a transportation mobile.

653
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:09,040
Speaker 4: If I won't take, I will.

654
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:11,920
Speaker 3: Be driven within ten steps to my private jet, which

655
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:14,000
Speaker 3: will be ten steps. That's health.

656
00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:15,880
Speaker 2: You're gonna live for like ten years, which.

657
00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:19,360
Speaker 3: Is ten steps, which then lands directly on the ship

658
00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:23,120
Speaker 3: of my three hundred million dollar yacht. That's gonna be

659
00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:24,480
Speaker 3: my life post billionaire.

660
00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:30,880
Speaker 1: So you just don't want to walk, Yeah, your goal

661
00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:32,720
Speaker 1: is to be a billionaire, so you don't have to

662
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:33,600
Speaker 1: walk anymore.

663
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:37,560
Speaker 3: Well, I'll take ten steps that's not walking. That's like

664
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:38,400
Speaker 3: and I'll.

665
00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:40,920
Speaker 4: Roll deep with my squad. Y'all can be there if you.

666
00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:43,520
Speaker 2: I want to take more than ten steps, though.

667
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:45,000
Speaker 4: That's not how it works.

668
00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:49,840
Speaker 2: So to be salary, I'm on salary to be your friend. Yeah,

669
00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:53,480
Speaker 2: that's honestly a sleigh life. I need that for me.

670
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:56,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I wasn't born to like actually commit to

671
00:30:56,640 --> 00:30:59,680
Speaker 1: like any sort of work other than talking. And like

672
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:01,960
Speaker 1: if I could do that without even talking on camera,

673
00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:05,040
Speaker 1: that would that would be like top tier. Like now

674
00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:07,800
Speaker 1: I've committed my life to my work being talking on camera.

675
00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:10,240
Speaker 2: But imagine I could get paid to just talk.

676
00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:13,200
Speaker 3: Get paid more to just talk. No, I am actually

677
00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:15,280
Speaker 3: fucking delusional. I need to be locked away on a

678
00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:17,640
Speaker 3: sideboard because I literally while you were just talking, I

679
00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:21,720
Speaker 3: was fantasizing about like when I become a billionaire, which

680
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:24,880
Speaker 3: is never gonna happen. I would never allow that realistic.

681
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:27,200
Speaker 2: Also, like we're not in a position where we're going

682
00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:29,440
Speaker 2: to be billionaires. Like there's just like no way.

683
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:32,160
Speaker 3: There's there's something in the back that I was thinking

684
00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:32,520
Speaker 3: about that.

685
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:33,800
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, this could.

686
00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:35,160
Speaker 2: Be, like you have something in your back.

687
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:39,000
Speaker 3: I would sleep. I have a TwixT up my sleeve

688
00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:44,360
Speaker 3: that I literally there's something big is coming. What is like,

689
00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:47,880
Speaker 3: just just know something biggest coming, you.

690
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:49,280
Speaker 2: Know, I'm like your best friend.

691
00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:52,440
Speaker 3: I can't say it on the podcast because it's very

692
00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:54,560
Speaker 3: very top secret.

693
00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:56,959
Speaker 2: I know of something.

694
00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:58,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's that's exactly what you're thinking of. And then

695
00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:02,080
Speaker 3: you could see it spiral in like oh, like releasing

696
00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:03,360
Speaker 3: something else and then.

697
00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:04,400
Speaker 4: Acquiring this.

698
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:10,920
Speaker 3: Not understanding what a billionaire is at all, releasing something else,

699
00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:12,720
Speaker 3: acquiring being there.

700
00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:16,800
Speaker 2: Sing this and accepting that.

701
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:23,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just don't I really don't feel the need

702
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:26,440
Speaker 1: to be like that rich. I just don't understand like

703
00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:28,400
Speaker 1: the point of it. I think about all the time

704
00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:30,520
Speaker 1: that there's like a certain number that you have to

705
00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:34,040
Speaker 1: make a year, like a certain there's a certain number.

706
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:37,160
Speaker 2: That you hit that you make a year, and your

707
00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:37,840
Speaker 2: life does not.

708
00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:39,360
Speaker 3: Elevate anything else.

709
00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:43,360
Speaker 1: And yeah, in like value past that, Like at that

710
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:46,160
Speaker 1: point now you're just like, yeah, you don't.

711
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:47,920
Speaker 4: Get more happy after you make a certain amount of.

712
00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:48,920
Speaker 2: Money, not even more happy.

713
00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:52,160
Speaker 1: It's like your value of life like doesn't necessarily like

714
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:58,240
Speaker 1: increase by that much after this, Like yeah, you can

715
00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:00,400
Speaker 1: live like very good after this number her and like

716
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:03,840
Speaker 1: not have to worry, and it's still like a huge number.

717
00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:05,840
Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure I need to retire.

718
00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:07,640
Speaker 2: You're twenty four.

719
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:10,200
Speaker 3: I need to retire in five years you want to

720
00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:15,240
Speaker 3: I'm sixteen, bitch, I need to be the youngest billionaire.

721
00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:17,800
Speaker 3: Why doesn't anybody lie about that?

722
00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:21,240
Speaker 2: Charlie Dmilio could fully lie about that, and I would

723
00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:21,920
Speaker 2: believe her.

724
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:24,000
Speaker 4: If she said she was a billionaire right nowally believe yeah.

725
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:25,480
Speaker 2: I'd be like, oh my god, girl, congrats.

726
00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:30,280
Speaker 1: I never said this publicly, but last year I randomly,

727
00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:33,400
Speaker 1: on like a hot day in La DMed Charlie and

728
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:35,120
Speaker 1: I was like, hey, girl, can I come over and

729
00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:38,440
Speaker 1: use your pool? And then recently, like a month ago,

730
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:41,880
Speaker 1: for no reason at all, she replied and said yeah,

731
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:43,600
Speaker 1: and I said, oh my god, thank you. She was like,

732
00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:46,760
Speaker 1: of course, and that was our exchange. And I've never

733
00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:48,880
Speaker 1: spoken her. Actually, I have seen her in real life.

734
00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:50,080
Speaker 1: I've met her a few times.

735
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:52,480
Speaker 4: We should go swimming.

736
00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:56,719
Speaker 2: At her pool. I should be really fucking crazy coming on.

737
00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:58,960
Speaker 1: No, I should be really crazy and just find her

738
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:01,560
Speaker 1: address and go to her house and be like you told.

739
00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:05,880
Speaker 2: Me, like you said I could come. The thing is

740
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:07,720
Speaker 2: I feel like she's such a nice girl that she

741
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:11,120
Speaker 2: wouldn't deny me. She would yeah, come, she'd be like okay,

742
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:11,560
Speaker 2: and then.

743
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:16,640
Speaker 1: Just like however long I decided to let me be.

744
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:20,080
Speaker 2: Like I have something, squat you start squatting in her?

745
00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:23,520
Speaker 2: Can I shower? Like I brought extra clothes after I swam?

746
00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:24,160
Speaker 2: Can I shower?

747
00:34:24,239 --> 00:34:26,040
Speaker 1: Can just hang out and then like I know, I

748
00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:27,920
Speaker 1: take a shower, put up my PJS, and go flop

749
00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:29,040
Speaker 1: in her bed like a friend.

750
00:34:29,719 --> 00:34:30,480
Speaker 4: We need to talk.

751
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:32,359
Speaker 2: What have you been up to? Girl?

752
00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:35,359
Speaker 1: It's been so long? I'm like, hell like hitting her

753
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:37,000
Speaker 1: while I talk. I'm like, what have you been up to?

754
00:34:39,239 --> 00:34:40,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna start doing that.

755
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:42,719
Speaker 2: I'm gonna add that into my like social like conversation.

756
00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:44,959
Speaker 2: It's being like, what the hell is up?

757
00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:49,239
Speaker 1: Slapping the funk out of people's shoulders, Like they walk

758
00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:51,719
Speaker 1: away from me and their shoulders are like bright red

759
00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:52,600
Speaker 1: and Bruce.

760
00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:55,000
Speaker 3: I've been told recently that I have an electric touch.

761
00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:56,520
Speaker 2: No, you have not.

762
00:34:57,480 --> 00:35:02,080
Speaker 6: I have God told this by some delusional motherfucker who

763
00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:03,760
Speaker 6: just wanted to be nice to him, and he keeps

764
00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:07,839
Speaker 6: repeating it to everybody.

765
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:07,920
Speaker 3: Also said, you.

766
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:11,440
Speaker 2: Did not say that. It's not an electric touch. You're

767
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:12,280
Speaker 2: tickling people.

768
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:15,080
Speaker 7: You're doing what everybody does in essential way where it's

769
00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:17,440
Speaker 7: like you will kind of lightly touch and like not

770
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:18,759
Speaker 7: touch at the same time.

771
00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:20,040
Speaker 2: Girl, that's not electric.

772
00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:22,879
Speaker 4: I gave him chills at one.

773
00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:25,239
Speaker 2: That's because Kay doesn't get a lot of physical touch.

774
00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:26,800
Speaker 5: Okay, we're done for the day.

775
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:30,759
Speaker 3: Episode he ended here.

776
00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:34,760
Speaker 2: But yeah, you don't have an.

777
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:40,000
Speaker 3: Electric touch, right, electric feel like GMT.

778
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:42,719
Speaker 4: Is M eighty three.

779
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:48,120
Speaker 2: No, it's MGMT. Check me with electric. Girl, That is MGMT.

780
00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:56,400
Speaker 3: Right, it's actually management. That's it's actually management. I watched

781
00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:59,920
Speaker 3: a lot of interviews about MGMT in this band call

782
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:03,200
Speaker 3: of Montreal, and I could man explain it. If you

783
00:36:03,239 --> 00:36:07,480
Speaker 3: want me to go ahead of Montreal and MGMT, I don't,

784
00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:10,560
Speaker 3: Actually I don't know anything about it.

785
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:12,680
Speaker 4: Like I was gonna lie, but I was like.

786
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:15,840
Speaker 1: There's gonna be someone who's a really big fan of

787
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:16,560
Speaker 1: both of those things.

788
00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:18,399
Speaker 2: They'd be like, what the.

789
00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:20,040
Speaker 3: Are very closely associated because they played a bunch of

790
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:23,000
Speaker 3: shows together, and then the guitarist of I think MGMT

791
00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:25,480
Speaker 3: was gonna leave MGMT and go on tour with of

792
00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:28,840
Speaker 3: Montreal and go do a bunch of shows with of Montreal.

793
00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:32,560
Speaker 3: But then they released the three Big Ones, like the

794
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:36,640
Speaker 3: three the three songs. MGMT is known for the election field. Yeah,

795
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:37,400
Speaker 3: and they can never.

796
00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:43,480
Speaker 4: Live down and they see my conversation is so boring

797
00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:44,719
Speaker 4: that people just get up and leave.

798
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:47,080
Speaker 1: I wanted a little snack because it was so good.

799
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:49,960
Speaker 1: It felt like watching a movie. Really yeah, and I

800
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:50,680
Speaker 1: needed something to.

801
00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:52,719
Speaker 2: Do with my hands because I was gonna touch he.

802
00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:56,879
Speaker 3: Remember, Okay, give it to.

803
00:36:56,840 --> 00:37:01,640
Speaker 2: Me, Okay, keep going. They didn't leave.

804
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:03,279
Speaker 4: They didn't leave.

805
00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:09,239
Speaker 3: They released the big songs together and remained like homies.

806
00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:11,239
Speaker 3: But I think they went to the same college. I

807
00:37:11,239 --> 00:37:14,040
Speaker 3: could be wrong, and they were like the two bands

808
00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:17,360
Speaker 3: that like were big on campus and they were just

809
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:20,800
Speaker 3: like super big indie bands. And then MGMT blew the

810
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:23,440
Speaker 3: fuck up. Did you know? All of the songs that

811
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:27,160
Speaker 3: MGMT are known for are literally made as.

812
00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:28,680
Speaker 4: Like trolls, Like they made them as jokes.

813
00:37:28,719 --> 00:37:31,040
Speaker 3: They were like, we're gonna make like the most pop

814
00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:33,239
Speaker 3: pop song ever, Like fuck this genre of music, it

815
00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:36,600
Speaker 3: fucking sucks. And they did it so good that they

816
00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:39,640
Speaker 3: became like the one of the biggest bands in the world.

817
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:44,960
Speaker 2: Hmm. That's what happened to me recently.

818
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:47,040
Speaker 3: With what.

819
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:50,360
Speaker 2: I can't say it because I go by like an alias.

820
00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:52,120
Speaker 2: I don't want to like, I don't want to be

821
00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:55,080
Speaker 2: known for music, but I am charting right now.

822
00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:57,640
Speaker 4: What is your aliens?

823
00:37:59,239 --> 00:38:05,839
Speaker 1: It's it'd be so weird if I just readily said it, not.

824
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:06,760
Speaker 4: Fucking little.

825
00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:09,560
Speaker 5: Right next to the microphone.

826
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:13,000
Speaker 2: I go by my name little nas.

827
00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:15,680
Speaker 3: You're claiming to be little nice X right now, but

828
00:38:15,719 --> 00:38:18,880
Speaker 3: I'm in the name. What the fund does that?

829
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:20,360
Speaker 2: Even like he goes.

830
00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:22,520
Speaker 1: And does all the things, but like it's he is

831
00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:26,719
Speaker 1: little but because.

832
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:31,040
Speaker 3: Scenes making all the music and he's he's just wow, Yeah,

833
00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:34,560
Speaker 3: that's actually really impressive. I was wondering if you were

834
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:38,839
Speaker 3: paying here. I mean, how many points did you get

835
00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:40,480
Speaker 3: on a song? Oh?

836
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:44,560
Speaker 1: But it's not even fair because it's like I get

837
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:46,120
Speaker 1: the song, it's how many points he yets?

838
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:53,880
Speaker 2: That's a question. Here's his full name, Little moss X. Yeah, okay,

839
00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:54,960
Speaker 2: I'm not sure.

840
00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:55,960
Speaker 3: But there's I thought.

841
00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:57,000
Speaker 2: I thought they cut me out.

842
00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:02,120
Speaker 4: You don't even know the name of your.

843
00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:04,120
Speaker 2: Just because it's just passive income to me.

844
00:39:04,239 --> 00:39:06,880
Speaker 3: I'm gonna start doing the podcast with my back to

845
00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:07,480
Speaker 3: the camera.

846
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:10,320
Speaker 2: I literally made that joke earlier. I put it.

847
00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:12,799
Speaker 1: I was on face, I'm I put an underwear. I

848
00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:14,799
Speaker 1: was like, what if I just did the podcast like this,

849
00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:16,880
Speaker 1: and I turned to the camera and scratched my ass

850
00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:18,439
Speaker 1: and I was like, I just showed my ass whole

851
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:20,560
Speaker 1: podcast and kept scratching between my cheeks.

852
00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:23,759
Speaker 4: That would be a great podcast episode.

853
00:39:24,239 --> 00:39:27,600
Speaker 2: We get helloviews for my butt.

854
00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:30,240
Speaker 3: Your stinkerinky little butt.

855
00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:35,879
Speaker 1: My tan from Miami is so bad, Like I've done

856
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:37,799
Speaker 1: all the feelings, so like now I'm just like I

857
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:41,320
Speaker 1: have my tan marks and I thought the weird marks

858
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:43,719
Speaker 1: was gonna go away, and it did it, and now

859
00:39:43,719 --> 00:39:46,480
Speaker 1: it looks like I have a really bad spray tan. Aw.

860
00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:48,680
Speaker 4: You probably deserved it.

861
00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:50,359
Speaker 2: You can turn back.

862
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:53,040
Speaker 3: You probably deserve it.

863
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:54,839
Speaker 2: It's funny how you think it's respectful to have your

864
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:56,560
Speaker 2: back to your viewers.

865
00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:00,040
Speaker 4: It's funny how you're a pitch.

866
00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:06,640
Speaker 2: All right? That making Cuy laugh When you grab a

867
00:40:06,719 --> 00:40:10,080
Speaker 2: mic like that, it's like sensual. It makes me horny.

868
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:14,319
Speaker 3: Because my touch is I was told recently that I

869
00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:15,440
Speaker 3: have an electric touch?

870
00:40:16,719 --> 00:40:17,280
Speaker 2: How recent?

871
00:40:18,239 --> 00:40:25,120
Speaker 4: Two weeks ago? I'm serious, it's not that recent. That

872
00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:26,160
Speaker 4: is very recent.

873
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:30,440
Speaker 2: No, it's not.

874
00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:33,439
Speaker 1: It's really not two weeks ago, like in this Dan age,

875
00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:34,279
Speaker 1: that's forever ago.

876
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:35,080
Speaker 2: That was years ago.

877
00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:36,320
Speaker 4: What are you trying to say.

878
00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:39,359
Speaker 2: I'm saying it's just not valid, like it was so

879
00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:41,800
Speaker 2: long ago that you probably don't have an electric touch anymore.

880
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:55,440
Speaker 2: It's probably just that day true. Oh my god, should

881
00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:55,959
Speaker 2: I just let.

882
00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:56,440
Speaker 3: Him have it?

883
00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:58,919
Speaker 5: Let's see what happens if we let him just.

884
00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:04,640
Speaker 2: Like rest, I call his phone. I'm going to take

885
00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:05,040
Speaker 2: his phone.

886
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:13,839
Speaker 1: Oh heyl, Hey, what did you experience just now?

887
00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:15,040
Speaker 4: Psychondelic trip?

888
00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:19,719
Speaker 3: I injected myself with three grams of d m T

889
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:21,480
Speaker 3: three micrograms of d MT.

890
00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:26,439
Speaker 2: What? What is a microgram? Is that a thing?

891
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:29,520
Speaker 4: It's like the weird you. It's like the U symbol G.

892
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:31,520
Speaker 2: I'm I don't I don't even know where you're talking about?

893
00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:36,640
Speaker 3: Up everywhere that I saw God in the seconds, it

894
00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:37,560
Speaker 3: felt like an attorney.

895
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:39,279
Speaker 4: I lived three thousand lives?

896
00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:43,640
Speaker 2: And how do do you feel good about this one?

897
00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:49,360
Speaker 3: No? I will when I'm a billionaire, just I'm not kidding,

898
00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:52,440
Speaker 3: mark my fucking words. I will be the first billionaire,

899
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:56,440
Speaker 3: the first billionaire podcast host.

900
00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:00,600
Speaker 4: Damn. Yeah, let's just get iPhone.

901
00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:02,400
Speaker 5: Joe Rogan's probably a billionaire.

902
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:03,920
Speaker 4: He is a billionaire.

903
00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:09,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, guys, my parking ticket from parking on Wiltshire and

904
00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:14,279
Speaker 1: not paying for it. My ticket just got sent to

905
00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:16,040
Speaker 1: my house in Miami. Should I pay her or should

906
00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:16,439
Speaker 1: I just.

907
00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:17,399
Speaker 4: Like ignore it?

908
00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:18,840
Speaker 5: You don't have to pay those.

909
00:42:18,719 --> 00:42:20,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. They're just like they're just

910
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:21,640
Speaker 1: bored and they want money.

911
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:22,640
Speaker 5: It's like Texas.

912
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:24,640
Speaker 3: A stabbing today, A stabbing.

913
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:29,759
Speaker 2: Today, A mass stabbing today, A stabbing? Is it a

914
00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:32,520
Speaker 2: mass sabbing or no, it's a stabbing. I need to

915
00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:33,880
Speaker 2: know the story behind that post.

916
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:37,440
Speaker 4: Well, I feel like she was just feeling herself.

917
00:42:40,719 --> 00:42:42,680
Speaker 3: There was a literal stabbing and she was like, I'm

918
00:42:42,719 --> 00:42:44,880
Speaker 3: uncalled for a stabbing? Is that?

919
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:46,160
Speaker 2: Do you think that's the context?

920
00:42:46,239 --> 00:42:47,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, I genuinely do.

921
00:42:47,239 --> 00:42:49,400
Speaker 1: Do you think she knew about the stabbing before she

922
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:51,520
Speaker 1: took the selfie or like she took the selfie then

923
00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:53,280
Speaker 1: got the call and was like a stabbing today.

924
00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:56,440
Speaker 3: I think she knew about I think she was probably

925
00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:58,200
Speaker 3: on the case for about two hours.

926
00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:00,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, and just like sitting and.

927
00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:04,920
Speaker 3: Sitting and board and she was just like a stabbing today.

928
00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:08,880
Speaker 3: That's like kind of herb Maybe you should do that

929
00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:10,320
Speaker 3: with more memes because that was fun.

930
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:15,400
Speaker 7: Think about what beer boys dressed like this?

931
00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:20,560
Speaker 1: You know what I actually need to know the story

932
00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:24,120
Speaker 1: of is uh one I don't even know their name?

933
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:27,839
Speaker 2: Is it Kayla and Colleen? Or what is it?

934
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:30,640
Speaker 3: Like the hell are you referencing Kaylee Colin? Come get

935
00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:31,120
Speaker 3: your juice?

936
00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:34,920
Speaker 1: Because I've thought about it feels like there's like a

937
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:36,040
Speaker 1: bunch of possible names.

938
00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:39,000
Speaker 2: It could be Kim and Colin, Kayla Collin, Like I

939
00:43:39,239 --> 00:43:40,480
Speaker 2: don't know like both of the.

940
00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:42,560
Speaker 1: Names, and I don't know if like maybe I'm just

941
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:45,840
Speaker 1: saying and like I want to know so bad. I'm like,

942
00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:48,080
Speaker 1: what's her relation to them? Is she like the older

943
00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:51,080
Speaker 1: sister or is she like an older cousin or a mom?

944
00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:55,200
Speaker 1: Like did she have to go to the R after that?

945
00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:55,640
Speaker 3: Yeah?

946
00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:57,520
Speaker 1: Like is she the babysitter? Did she have to go

947
00:43:57,560 --> 00:43:59,399
Speaker 1: to like the e R? Like what she like all

948
00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:01,759
Speaker 1: covered in last? And was she bloody after that?

949
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:08,600
Speaker 2: Like she literally she literal need some blasting glass? Keller

950
00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:13,600
Speaker 2: Colin running here? Okay? The other kid, Like the other

951
00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:15,719
Speaker 2: kid did not run that fast for juice? How long

952
00:44:15,719 --> 00:44:17,720
Speaker 2: has she been wanting juice?

953
00:44:18,239 --> 00:44:19,520
Speaker 3: For the goddamn joice?

954
00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:23,920
Speaker 2: Like she had been asking for juice for like an hour?

955
00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:30,560
Speaker 2: Like why was she sprinting to the juice? Why was

956
00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:32,719
Speaker 2: the other kid just not that interested in the juice?

957
00:44:32,719 --> 00:44:35,080
Speaker 2: So he didn't run like there was there wasn't another

958
00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:36,920
Speaker 2: person behind.

959
00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:43,000
Speaker 3: There, didn't She slipped forever, She slipped like fourteen feet.

960
00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:46,239
Speaker 1: Has anybody ever added the cartoon slipping sound to that meal?

961
00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:51,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, wait, it's that one. It's Kevin Colin, Come get

962
00:44:51,640 --> 00:44:54,439
Speaker 3: y'all's juice? And then the Chris back at it again

963
00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:59,680
Speaker 3: at Chris, back at it again at krispy Kreme, and you.

964
00:45:05,719 --> 00:45:06,040
Speaker 1: Ship.

965
00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:14,840
Speaker 3: That last tip was so in the moment and real.

966
00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:24,600
Speaker 3: It was so real, her wing like pushing around the oil.

967
00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:27,880
Speaker 1: Also her like the girl who hit the glass, screaming

968
00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:29,120
Speaker 1: after like, wait.

969
00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:38,080
Speaker 3: Look, can't get y'all juice.

970
00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:41,080
Speaker 1: That is something that's made me laugh every time I've

971
00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:42,480
Speaker 1: seen it since it came out.

972
00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:44,640
Speaker 4: A classic. It's a literal classic.

973
00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:47,920
Speaker 1: Dude back at it again at chrispy Kree where it

974
00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:48,960
Speaker 1: looks like nothing.

975
00:45:48,719 --> 00:45:51,680
Speaker 2: Happened, back at it again at krispy Kreme.

976
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:03,480
Speaker 3: He just twisting so much, like what he's a fucking gymnast?

977
00:46:03,719 --> 00:46:05,200
Speaker 2: Like why is he so good?

978
00:46:05,239 --> 00:46:05,839
Speaker 3: And why is he?

979
00:46:07,719 --> 00:46:10,360
Speaker 2: I know how many times? What really happened?

980
00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:10,520
Speaker 3: Next?

981
00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:11,040
Speaker 4: What were they?

982
00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:13,480
Speaker 1: I think I looked it up and like there was

983
00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:16,279
Speaker 1: like a small article about it. Also, wait, I think

984
00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:19,960
Speaker 1: there's a video about it now. No, he has one

985
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:20,879
Speaker 1: from three years ago.

986
00:46:23,120 --> 00:46:28,640
Speaker 2: He has a video what happened? It's him. We're watching

987
00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:29,640
Speaker 2: that after this link.

988
00:46:29,719 --> 00:46:37,560
Speaker 4: That to me, I need that.

989
00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:39,960
Speaker 2: No, we're watching it right after this thing.

990
00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:42,680
Speaker 4: It's actually so important, like the culture.

991
00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:45,959
Speaker 1: I know, there's so many like classic videos that there's

992
00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:48,719
Speaker 1: no background to it and like you don't know who

993
00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:51,080
Speaker 1: it is, like because I've looked up to come get

994
00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:53,920
Speaker 1: You're Juice, because I was gonna do a full video

995
00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:57,160
Speaker 1: like talking about this, but then I was like, I

996
00:46:57,239 --> 00:46:59,720
Speaker 1: was like, maybe another time, because this was during COVID,

997
00:46:59,719 --> 00:47:01,920
Speaker 1: and I'm It's like I had thought about like all

998
00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:04,600
Speaker 1: the videos that I wanted to like try my best

999
00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:07,799
Speaker 1: to like reach out and do like investigative research to

1000
00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:10,040
Speaker 1: find the people who posted it and to talk to

1001
00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:11,600
Speaker 1: them about it. And then one I was like, that's

1002
00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:13,680
Speaker 1: such a daunting task and I've never done something like

1003
00:47:13,719 --> 00:47:16,600
Speaker 1: that ever, so it would take so much time. And

1004
00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:18,560
Speaker 1: two it was during COVID, and I was like, I

1005
00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:20,720
Speaker 1: would want it to be like an in person interview,

1006
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:22,240
Speaker 1: like I don't want it to be on zoom.

1007
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:23,800
Speaker 2: That was the worst part of COVID.

1008
00:47:24,120 --> 00:47:27,600
Speaker 1: It's like people who did like like yeah, like zoom interviews,

1009
00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:29,560
Speaker 1: being like and we're going to talk to them right now,

1010
00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:31,840
Speaker 1: and it's just then it's like we're gonna meet up

1011
00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:34,040
Speaker 1: with them, and then it's like them at their computer,

1012
00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:37,600
Speaker 1: like you know, the establishing shots, so showing the documentarian

1013
00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:40,960
Speaker 1: at the computer, and then it switches into screen recording.

1014
00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:42,960
Speaker 2: You know exactly why I'm talking.

1015
00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:47,080
Speaker 3: Out literally sorry, I'm like barely adding anything to the conversation.

1016
00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:49,200
Speaker 3: I was looking for the back at it again at

1017
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:52,400
Speaker 3: Krispy Cream and it just never happened. It's on my

1018
00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:53,400
Speaker 3: meme account somewhere.

1019
00:47:53,560 --> 00:47:56,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, I literally think I have it saved on your

1020
00:47:56,520 --> 00:47:59,440
Speaker 1: meme account. I have like a bunch of things saved

1021
00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:01,120
Speaker 1: that sometimes I just go and look at.

1022
00:48:02,520 --> 00:48:05,440
Speaker 4: Because I just post the best, the best of the best.

1023
00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:13,200
Speaker 1: No, because you're just annoying guys in the car posts

1024
00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:16,120
Speaker 1: memes and directs them at me and doesn't say anything

1025
00:48:16,160 --> 00:48:16,440
Speaker 1: to me.

1026
00:48:16,400 --> 00:48:18,680
Speaker 3: About it because I know you'll see it.

1027
00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:20,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know when I do see it. I'm like,

1028
00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:22,320
Speaker 1: this has just been up and I didn't see it

1029
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:22,960
Speaker 1: until now.

1030
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:25,719
Speaker 3: Guys, how how have you been?

1031
00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:26,279
Speaker 4: What's new?

1032
00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:28,480
Speaker 3: Leave a comment down the.

1033
00:48:30,239 --> 00:48:33,200
Speaker 2: World ending, the little entire world ending.

1034
00:48:34,239 --> 00:48:39,680
Speaker 4: They got it on video.

1035
00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:51,080
Speaker 2: The world notes it like literally catch it on firon.

1036
00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:54,400
Speaker 1: Noteska, you have to like insert all of this?

1037
00:48:56,560 --> 00:48:59,040
Speaker 2: Did I have so many good ones from your account?

1038
00:49:01,320 --> 00:49:12,680
Speaker 4: This one's gonna get copyright straight. It's crazy that I

1039
00:49:12,719 --> 00:49:18,560
Speaker 4: know exactly what no I want that I literally want.

1040
00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:21,640
Speaker 3: To play with those I'm not kidding. I want to

1041
00:49:21,640 --> 00:49:22,560
Speaker 3: play with them so bad.

1042
00:49:22,920 --> 00:49:27,160
Speaker 2: He's so stupid, dude. Fuck, the Internet is so funny,

1043
00:49:27,680 --> 00:49:28,600
Speaker 2: so infinite.

1044
00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:31,400
Speaker 3: The world that the Internet is infinite and goes on

1045
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:33,799
Speaker 3: forever and ever and ever and ever.

1046
00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:39,320
Speaker 2: The Internet is my infinite jest. That is how I feel.

1047
00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:44,839
Speaker 1: What's the difference what's the difference between TikTok and infinite Jest?

1048
00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:46,280
Speaker 4: Not much?

1049
00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:48,160
Speaker 3: True? Not much?

1050
00:49:48,840 --> 00:49:51,440
Speaker 1: Well, let me rephrase, what's the diffortion between TikTok in

1051
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:53,959
Speaker 1: the first like twenty pages that you've read of infinite Jest?

1052
00:49:55,719 --> 00:49:58,520
Speaker 1: Don't rub the mic like that, you freak like what

1053
00:49:58,800 --> 00:49:59,520
Speaker 1: you're giving it?

1054
00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:07,600
Speaker 2: Like, have you gotten past the first twenty pages?

1055
00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:10,000
Speaker 4: Yeah? I got like sixty pages in.

1056
00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:15,480
Speaker 3: I got sixty pages in, and then I just read

1057
00:50:15,520 --> 00:50:17,680
Speaker 3: a bunch of like spark notes. Do you remember spark notes?

1058
00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:20,160
Speaker 3: Spark notes hooked it up for me in high school

1059
00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:22,160
Speaker 3: in middle school, I would just like go on spark

1060
00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:25,120
Speaker 3: notes and read just like the chapters that we were

1061
00:50:25,120 --> 00:50:26,279
Speaker 3: taking a quiz on that day.

1062
00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:28,520
Speaker 1: And I would if you ever look up spark notes

1063
00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:32,520
Speaker 1: in class, like, yeah, I literally just forget to.

1064
00:50:32,480 --> 00:50:34,000
Speaker 2: Even cheat at home.

1065
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:36,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, you were a loser if you looked at the

1066
00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:38,200
Speaker 1: spark notes at home, Loki.

1067
00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:40,480
Speaker 4: You were a loser.

1068
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:41,759
Speaker 3: If you read the books.

1069
00:50:41,440 --> 00:50:42,480
Speaker 2: For real, you were a loser.

1070
00:50:42,520 --> 00:50:44,560
Speaker 3: If you did your homework, honestly, you're a loser if

1071
00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:45,200
Speaker 3: you read books.

1072
00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:49,240
Speaker 2: Right now, I never did homework, and I'm like not joking,

1073
00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:51,160
Speaker 2: I don't. I never once got home. I was like

1074
00:50:51,160 --> 00:50:52,880
Speaker 2: all right, time to do my homework, Like, I just

1075
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:53,719
Speaker 2: never did it.

1076
00:50:54,080 --> 00:50:57,319
Speaker 3: I would instead of doing my homework at home, I

1077
00:50:57,320 --> 00:51:00,160
Speaker 3: would go home and do a bunch of drugs and

1078
00:51:00,160 --> 00:51:02,880
Speaker 3: then I would wake up at six am in the morning,

1079
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:05,160
Speaker 3: drive to my school, sit in the parking lot for

1080
00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:07,040
Speaker 3: two hours, two and a half hours before school, and

1081
00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:09,520
Speaker 3: do all my homework in my car listening.

1082
00:51:09,160 --> 00:51:12,560
Speaker 4: To the loudest music ever. I was the worst. I

1083
00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:13,600
Speaker 4: was literally the worst.

1084
00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:19,120
Speaker 3: That's my vibe. That was my high school vibe. And

1085
00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:22,160
Speaker 3: that was almost every single weekday. And then I would

1086
00:51:22,160 --> 00:51:25,320
Speaker 3: go out on the weekends and live my euphoria lifestyle.

1087
00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:28,600
Speaker 3: I remember one time I went to the Lizard Lounge

1088
00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:30,840
Speaker 3: in Dallas and.

1089
00:51:32,120 --> 00:51:35,480
Speaker 4: I literally thought, I can't.

1090
00:51:35,480 --> 00:51:37,680
Speaker 3: I actually am not allowed to tell this story because

1091
00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:42,120
Speaker 3: it involves someone else who probably doesn't want the story told.

1092
00:51:42,160 --> 00:51:44,040
Speaker 2: You Let them say their story.

1093
00:51:44,239 --> 00:51:51,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, basically, like without saying too much, drugs were involved,

1094
00:51:51,880 --> 00:51:53,520
Speaker 3: but the drugs were not the drugs that we thought

1095
00:51:53,560 --> 00:52:00,760
Speaker 3: we were getting, and we had actual, full blown connection fits.

1096
00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:03,240
Speaker 2: But you're here and now you don't do those things.

1097
00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:10,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, no, actually real, I had my fun I

1098
00:52:10,600 --> 00:52:11,840
Speaker 3: rotted my brain in high school.

1099
00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:15,760
Speaker 4: Now you are curious.

1100
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:22,080
Speaker 2: What your mike can't go that far, you can pick

1101
00:52:22,120 --> 00:52:22,400
Speaker 2: it up.

1102
00:52:22,520 --> 00:52:25,160
Speaker 4: I'm just retelling my traumas.

1103
00:52:25,640 --> 00:52:29,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're literally trauma dumping right now, and I don't

1104
00:52:29,320 --> 00:52:29,919
Speaker 2: fuck with it.

1105
00:52:30,160 --> 00:52:32,960
Speaker 3: We I think trauma dumping is good. I genuinely think

1106
00:52:32,960 --> 00:52:33,359
Speaker 3: it's good.

1107
00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:37,760
Speaker 1: Well, when it's good, it's I don't think it's considered

1108
00:52:37,760 --> 00:52:40,319
Speaker 1: trauma dumping. I think it's only considered trauma dumping when

1109
00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:43,520
Speaker 1: it's like bad, when it's like unprovoked, like this person

1110
00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:46,480
Speaker 1: you're not that close to, or like isn't.

1111
00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:48,640
Speaker 2: Asking to like have an intimate moment.

1112
00:52:49,880 --> 00:52:52,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know you're like, I think talking about like

1113
00:52:52,320 --> 00:52:53,600
Speaker 1: how you feel is really good.

1114
00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:54,360
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1115
00:52:54,800 --> 00:52:56,959
Speaker 1: Yeah, because trauma dumping is like if I just met

1116
00:52:56,960 --> 00:53:00,160
Speaker 1: someone and randomly they're like, oh my life sucks, like

1117
00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:01,160
Speaker 1: I've been addicted to.

1118
00:53:01,080 --> 00:53:02,759
Speaker 2: Sus us up blah blah blah blah blah blah, and

1119
00:53:02,760 --> 00:53:07,040
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, okay, first met, that was us to

1120
00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:07,520
Speaker 2: each other.

1121
00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:11,799
Speaker 1: That's true because k because Kai trauma dumped first. But

1122
00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:13,920
Speaker 1: it wasn't even a dumping. It wasn't a mass dumping

1123
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:19,640
Speaker 1: because we had that long ass conversation at chateau about

1124
00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:21,360
Speaker 1: like mental health ship, so I was like, oh, I

1125
00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:24,719
Speaker 1: feel comfy here. And then also I think the when

1126
00:53:24,760 --> 00:53:26,200
Speaker 1: I thought it was the first time we met, when

1127
00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:28,520
Speaker 1: we were outside, we all got into like an intense

1128
00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:32,040
Speaker 1: conversation about like moral obligation and ship.

1129
00:53:32,200 --> 00:53:34,080
Speaker 2: So I was like, I was like.

1130
00:53:34,040 --> 00:53:35,760
Speaker 4: This is a this is a safe space.

1131
00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:38,040
Speaker 2: This is a safe space. Also, I don't trauma dump.

1132
00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:40,719
Speaker 1: I say really traumatic things that happened to me and

1133
00:53:40,880 --> 00:53:45,239
Speaker 1: laugh while I say it. And then I said something

1134
00:53:45,320 --> 00:53:47,239
Speaker 1: but Kai the other day and he literally went like

1135
00:53:47,320 --> 00:53:51,719
Speaker 1: this like in the continue goes I know it was,

1136
00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:56,880
Speaker 1: and he was just silent and Elsie was like, Kai,

1137
00:53:56,920 --> 00:53:58,719
Speaker 1: are you serious, and he like, but he was being

1138
00:53:58,760 --> 00:54:01,120
Speaker 1: serious also like not to funny, but I've never had

1139
00:54:01,200 --> 00:54:03,400
Speaker 1: someone react to anything I've ever said like that.

1140
00:54:03,640 --> 00:54:07,880
Speaker 2: And he was just like that, that's actually really fucked up,

1141
00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:08,880
Speaker 2: and I don't fuck with that.

1142
00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:13,640
Speaker 3: It was, it was, it's not okay, it was it's funny.

1143
00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:14,480
Speaker 2: It's funny.

1144
00:54:14,600 --> 00:54:19,720
Speaker 1: Guys, Come on, things that happened to you are funny

1145
00:54:19,719 --> 00:54:22,040
Speaker 1: because if you don't make them comedy, it'll eat you

1146
00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:24,360
Speaker 1: up and you'll die.

1147
00:54:24,480 --> 00:54:29,920
Speaker 2: That's literally, yeah, laugh left left, left, left left.

1148
00:54:30,080 --> 00:54:33,000
Speaker 4: Is that is that like considered unhealthy?

1149
00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:35,920
Speaker 1: No, well, I don't think it is, because like avoidance.

1150
00:54:36,600 --> 00:54:39,120
Speaker 1: I don't think it's avoidance because it's not necessarily like

1151
00:54:39,200 --> 00:54:42,160
Speaker 1: everything we talk about and joke about we've faced and

1152
00:54:42,200 --> 00:54:45,840
Speaker 1: we've like we've spoken about in serious connotations. It'd be

1153
00:54:45,880 --> 00:54:48,839
Speaker 1: different if like these were things we never seriously spoke about,

1154
00:54:48,880 --> 00:54:51,200
Speaker 1: like if I never spoke to my therapist about like

1155
00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:53,640
Speaker 1: anything that I've told y'all, and like what I told

1156
00:54:53,640 --> 00:54:55,000
Speaker 1: you in the kitchen, I was just laughing about it.

1157
00:54:55,040 --> 00:54:55,960
Speaker 2: I'm like, isn't that funny?

1158
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:59,520
Speaker 5: And then I just yeah, I think it's healthy as

1159
00:54:59,560 --> 00:54:59,879
Speaker 5: long as.

1160
00:54:59,840 --> 00:55:02,120
Speaker 2: You face it first, Yeah, you face it.

1161
00:55:02,160 --> 00:55:05,000
Speaker 5: After that, I feel like it's just symbolic of letting go.

1162
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:11,800
Speaker 3: That's my number one vibe killing technique is to bring

1163
00:55:11,880 --> 00:55:13,120
Speaker 3: up my dead brother.

1164
00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:15,279
Speaker 2: Now we both do it like.

1165
00:55:15,320 --> 00:55:18,839
Speaker 3: I love just being like it's literally fun like if

1166
00:55:18,840 --> 00:55:20,960
Speaker 3: he died for anything, it's for me to get aloud,

1167
00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:21,479
Speaker 3: It's for.

1168
00:55:21,400 --> 00:55:24,120
Speaker 2: Me to silence the room. It's for me to destroy

1169
00:55:24,200 --> 00:55:25,160
Speaker 2: a fun vibe.

1170
00:55:26,440 --> 00:55:32,640
Speaker 3: Wait, literally on the uber over the party last night.

1171
00:55:33,040 --> 00:55:36,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh yeah, I dropped a vibe nuclear weapon.

1172
00:55:36,440 --> 00:55:39,800
Speaker 3: And then I but I dropped it first. I dropped

1173
00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:42,600
Speaker 3: an adam bomb, and then you dropped the fucking nuke.

1174
00:55:42,880 --> 00:55:44,440
Speaker 5: That was me just trying to get you back with

1175
00:55:44,560 --> 00:55:45,960
Speaker 5: you telling me that you were you had to be

1176
00:55:45,960 --> 00:55:49,799
Speaker 5: on heart medication for the rest of your life.

1177
00:55:51,280 --> 00:55:54,680
Speaker 3: It's not it's literally, it was not a lie.

1178
00:55:54,920 --> 00:55:57,480
Speaker 2: It is you do not have any prescription to show us.

1179
00:55:57,600 --> 00:56:04,320
Speaker 1: Which Oh my god, Oh he's like stomping, he's going

1180
00:56:04,360 --> 00:56:05,200
Speaker 1: so fast.

1181
00:56:04,920 --> 00:56:07,120
Speaker 5: In his little sound effects of his feet.

1182
00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:15,400
Speaker 2: Is that what they gave you?

1183
00:56:15,480 --> 00:56:22,439
Speaker 3: Let me say, oh m, it's called it's a it's

1184
00:56:22,440 --> 00:56:23,279
Speaker 3: called percoset.

1185
00:56:24,520 --> 00:56:25,759
Speaker 5: It's not percoset.

1186
00:56:26,239 --> 00:56:32,759
Speaker 3: It's literally a boy can dream, right, it's propranol, pro

1187
00:56:32,840 --> 00:56:38,839
Speaker 3: panamo preparanor it's I have to take it tis a day.

1188
00:56:41,040 --> 00:56:43,279
Speaker 3: Oh no, you didn't get this kind of recently. I

1189
00:56:43,840 --> 00:56:46,680
Speaker 3: haven't taking it though, because I took it twice and

1190
00:56:46,719 --> 00:56:48,560
Speaker 3: it literally gave me I thought I was gonna die.

1191
00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:50,839
Speaker 5: I had the same experience when I.

1192
00:56:50,840 --> 00:56:52,680
Speaker 3: Talked to me up. It literally felt like I had

1193
00:56:52,719 --> 00:56:54,440
Speaker 3: taken like a xanax or some ship. I was like,

1194
00:56:54,480 --> 00:56:56,399
Speaker 3: this is like the worst I've ever found in mind.

1195
00:56:56,560 --> 00:56:58,959
Speaker 5: Yeah, I got it for anxiety, and then I remember

1196
00:56:59,040 --> 00:57:05,279
Speaker 5: I took it before an episo. Oh you were.

1197
00:57:05,880 --> 00:57:07,640
Speaker 4: Us nodding up and freaking out of our.

1198
00:57:07,560 --> 00:57:11,520
Speaker 5: Proprian I emailed my doctor and he was like, no,

1199
00:57:11,719 --> 00:57:14,120
Speaker 5: there's just no way that that gets such a low dose.

1200
00:57:14,400 --> 00:57:16,680
Speaker 5: He essentially just called me a pussy. He was like, dude,

1201
00:57:16,680 --> 00:57:17,360
Speaker 5: there's no way.

1202
00:57:17,560 --> 00:57:17,960
Speaker 4: Yeah no.

1203
00:57:18,120 --> 00:57:19,680
Speaker 3: I told my doctor that. I was like, I don't

1204
00:57:19,720 --> 00:57:21,600
Speaker 3: like taking it, and she was like, I don't know

1205
00:57:21,640 --> 00:57:24,480
Speaker 3: what to tell you. That's like literally no one's ever

1206
00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:26,160
Speaker 3: experienced that once in their life.

1207
00:57:26,520 --> 00:57:28,280
Speaker 5: That's so crazy that we both had these.

1208
00:57:28,160 --> 00:57:29,800
Speaker 2: Like I take it so I could be a part

1209
00:57:29,800 --> 00:57:30,040
Speaker 2: of it.

1210
00:57:30,360 --> 00:57:32,720
Speaker 3: Yes, actually you can. It's not like it.

1211
00:57:34,760 --> 00:57:37,200
Speaker 1: That one when I actually because I also but no,

1212
00:57:37,400 --> 00:57:39,160
Speaker 1: what I get is chest pains. I went to the

1213
00:57:39,160 --> 00:57:42,200
Speaker 1: doctor once about my chest pains and they said, but

1214
00:57:42,240 --> 00:57:43,840
Speaker 1: I never went and got like any blood work or

1215
00:57:43,880 --> 00:57:46,439
Speaker 1: anything done. But they told me that what I had

1216
00:57:46,600 --> 00:57:51,520
Speaker 1: with my issue was that the the muscles in my

1217
00:57:51,720 --> 00:57:56,760
Speaker 1: chest were like in like inflamed and swelling. So that's

1218
00:57:56,800 --> 00:58:00,000
Speaker 1: why I felt like a bad compression and I sometimes

1219
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:01,240
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm gonna have a heart attack.

1220
00:58:01,360 --> 00:58:08,000
Speaker 3: But it's literally like what YouTube be like YouTube YouTube YouTube?

1221
00:58:08,880 --> 00:58:10,520
Speaker 4: You said, Dad, compression.

1222
00:58:13,560 --> 00:58:14,000
Speaker 5: Advance.

1223
00:58:14,040 --> 00:58:18,400
Speaker 2: Wait, anyway, that's why I feel like I'm gonna have

1224
00:58:18,400 --> 00:58:19,800
Speaker 2: a heart attack. And then they gave me.

1225
00:58:21,720 --> 00:58:27,040
Speaker 1: Like anti inflammatory medicine that's specifically for my chest and

1226
00:58:27,120 --> 00:58:29,040
Speaker 1: it was working, but I never went and got a

1227
00:58:29,080 --> 00:58:32,560
Speaker 1: refill because that experience at the hospital literally costed me

1228
00:58:32,960 --> 00:58:34,720
Speaker 1: nine hundred dollars. And I was like, you know what

1229
00:58:34,760 --> 00:58:36,800
Speaker 1: I should do is never do that again and next time.

1230
00:58:37,200 --> 00:58:38,960
Speaker 1: And now every time my chest hurts like that, I

1231
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:40,600
Speaker 1: just lay flat on the bed and like pray to

1232
00:58:40,640 --> 00:58:42,080
Speaker 1: God that I don't die.

1233
00:58:41,840 --> 00:58:45,560
Speaker 5: The American healthcare system be like, am I right, let's go?

1234
00:58:50,040 --> 00:58:51,360
Speaker 3: Why are you looking at me like that?

1235
00:58:51,560 --> 00:58:54,320
Speaker 2: Because I was trying to read this, but then I

1236
00:58:54,640 --> 00:58:55,840
Speaker 2: realized there was like a space.

1237
00:58:56,120 --> 00:58:59,480
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, we gotta get Drew something prescribed for all

1238
00:58:59,480 --> 00:59:03,160
Speaker 5: the back pain I give him because I blow his

1239
00:59:03,240 --> 00:59:04,600
Speaker 5: back out all the time.

1240
00:59:04,840 --> 00:59:07,080
Speaker 3: You know, if you could get me a prescribed like

1241
00:59:07,600 --> 00:59:10,360
Speaker 3: hydro codeine a percoset.

1242
00:59:10,120 --> 00:59:12,200
Speaker 2: You can blow someone's back out and still be really

1243
00:59:12,240 --> 00:59:12,880
Speaker 2: bad at sets.

1244
00:59:15,600 --> 00:59:19,880
Speaker 1: It's literally, you're just like hurting that.

1245
00:59:19,880 --> 00:59:23,240
Speaker 5: That's not the situation with me and Drew. Yeah, it feels.

1246
00:59:24,760 --> 00:59:30,280
Speaker 1: He feels your butti, but that's the title of the episode.

1247
00:59:31,800 --> 00:59:35,840
Speaker 2: I feel you're going so like you can't solve, like

1248
00:59:35,920 --> 00:59:41,080
Speaker 2: you like literally you're freaking out. I wait and I

1249
00:59:41,120 --> 00:59:47,080
Speaker 2: will let you. Oh god, oh my god, Drew. Okay.

1250
00:59:47,280 --> 00:59:51,400
Speaker 7: My Songs of the Week Media of the Week He

1251
00:59:52,400 --> 00:59:54,800
Speaker 7: Fuck All Night by jay Z Such a good song.

1252
00:59:54,880 --> 00:59:57,320
Speaker 7: I went out the other night and I was beligately drunken.

1253
00:59:57,360 --> 00:59:59,400
Speaker 7: Then I just played it on my phone on loop

1254
00:59:59,440 --> 01:00:01,080
Speaker 7: and people can trying to take my phone out of

1255
01:00:01,120 --> 01:00:04,080
Speaker 7: my pocket to stop it. But you can't stop the

1256
01:00:04,200 --> 01:00:09,360
Speaker 7: sleigh that is that song Over the Breaks Jay Dilla,

1257
01:00:10,640 --> 01:00:15,840
Speaker 7: What does Your Soul Look Like? DJ Shadow and Sound

1258
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:20,480
Speaker 7: of Subbring by the Swirlies or by swirls.

1259
01:00:21,120 --> 01:00:27,360
Speaker 3: Umm The Law of Recognition by Kay Slingo, Big Worm

1260
01:00:27,440 --> 01:00:32,120
Speaker 3: by Shanie Bin Lauden, and No Hate is a Cold

1261
01:00:32,160 --> 01:00:36,320
Speaker 3: Star by seven zero three eight six three four.

1262
01:00:38,920 --> 01:00:38,960
Speaker 5: No.

1263
01:00:40,080 --> 01:00:41,800
Speaker 4: Those are my three songs of the week.

1264
01:00:42,720 --> 01:00:46,720
Speaker 3: I don't have Still watching Succession. I'm on season three,

1265
01:00:46,800 --> 01:00:51,680
Speaker 3: Season three, episode five. I need to stop watching that

1266
01:00:51,720 --> 01:00:53,360
Speaker 3: fucking show because I can't sleep.

1267
01:00:55,120 --> 01:00:57,760
Speaker 2: I don't have that issue. I've been sleeping good. I've

1268
01:00:57,800 --> 01:00:59,360
Speaker 2: been slaying.

1269
01:01:00,120 --> 01:01:03,040
Speaker 3: Doing recently is I set my alarm for nine AM,

1270
01:01:03,120 --> 01:01:04,960
Speaker 3: and I wake up and then I just turn it off.

1271
01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:07,360
Speaker 3: I walk across my room and it's not working anymore.

1272
01:01:07,600 --> 01:01:09,760
Speaker 3: Like I what I used. My trick to get me

1273
01:01:09,760 --> 01:01:11,600
Speaker 3: out of bed in the morning was to set my

1274
01:01:11,680 --> 01:01:14,280
Speaker 3: alarm very early and set my phone across the room

1275
01:01:14,280 --> 01:01:16,200
Speaker 3: before I go to sleep, so I have to get

1276
01:01:16,280 --> 01:01:17,760
Speaker 3: up out of bed to turn it off. And it

1277
01:01:17,880 --> 01:01:20,320
Speaker 3: was working for literally five years. And now I just

1278
01:01:20,440 --> 01:01:22,040
Speaker 3: wake up, I turn it off, and I just go

1279
01:01:22,200 --> 01:01:23,080
Speaker 3: right back to sleep.

1280
01:01:23,400 --> 01:01:24,280
Speaker 2: That's what I used to do.

1281
01:01:24,360 --> 01:01:26,680
Speaker 1: But I have a new I use like the sleep

1282
01:01:26,760 --> 01:01:30,720
Speaker 1: schedule thing on the iPhone. So it's like not a

1283
01:01:30,760 --> 01:01:33,400
Speaker 1: really obnoxious sound that wakes me up, but it's like

1284
01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:38,320
Speaker 1: there's like a bunch of them, But where the how

1285
01:01:38,360 --> 01:01:39,480
Speaker 1: the fuck do you get to the.

1286
01:01:41,200 --> 01:01:41,840
Speaker 2: Am I dumb?

1287
01:01:43,720 --> 01:01:45,919
Speaker 3: Also, I love this episode now I want to put

1288
01:01:45,920 --> 01:01:48,200
Speaker 3: my own taking up my flag and I'm putting it

1289
01:01:48,200 --> 01:01:48,880
Speaker 3: back in the dirt.

1290
01:01:49,400 --> 01:01:51,160
Speaker 2: You can't do that, Well, you already said what you.

1291
01:01:51,400 --> 01:01:53,200
Speaker 4: I hated the episode in the beginning because I literally

1292
01:01:53,240 --> 01:01:54,000
Speaker 4: thought I was dying.

1293
01:01:56,160 --> 01:01:59,520
Speaker 1: This is a really good sound, and it just gets

1294
01:01:59,600 --> 01:02:03,240
Speaker 1: louder and louder. So then you're not you don't have.

1295
01:02:04,800 --> 01:02:12,880
Speaker 2: And then this one and it just gets louder.

1296
01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:17,040
Speaker 3: They done the other one so I can sing for everybody.

1297
01:02:20,280 --> 01:02:22,520
Speaker 2: Freddy yeah, Freddy type.

1298
01:02:22,280 --> 01:02:28,920
Speaker 4: Be you yesterday?

1299
01:02:30,360 --> 01:02:30,920
Speaker 2: Uh but.

1300
01:02:33,280 --> 01:02:36,200
Speaker 1: You go, you got you gotta get like a Selena

1301
01:02:36,320 --> 01:02:37,680
Speaker 1: Selene beyond.

1302
01:02:37,840 --> 01:02:39,400
Speaker 5: Add a bunch of auto tune reverb to it.

1303
01:02:41,480 --> 01:02:42,720
Speaker 4: But I have to hear it first.

1304
01:02:42,920 --> 01:02:43,480
Speaker 2: You can hear it.

1305
01:02:46,120 --> 01:02:48,560
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, no, no, no, do the.

1306
01:02:48,560 --> 01:02:50,320
Speaker 2: Other one, the piano one like I'm doing this one.

1307
01:02:50,360 --> 01:02:51,000
Speaker 2: I like this one.

1308
01:02:54,920 --> 01:03:07,200
Speaker 8: Ah, finding me, where's the dream for me?

1309
01:03:09,560 --> 01:03:20,240
Speaker 2: Find yourself in the love, the bility.

1310
01:03:20,360 --> 01:03:33,000
Speaker 9: Your day, But I mean the happy, like literally happy

1311
01:03:33,120 --> 01:03:34,600
Speaker 9: with everything.

1312
01:03:34,960 --> 01:03:37,160
Speaker 3: Fun that No, put the first one on. I've been

1313
01:03:37,160 --> 01:03:38,760
Speaker 3: begging for the first one because I can go in

1314
01:03:38,800 --> 01:03:46,400
Speaker 3: on that one. You settled down at your part.

1315
01:03:46,600 --> 01:03:48,640
Speaker 2: You're interesting your drink out.

1316
01:03:48,680 --> 01:03:54,720
Speaker 9: Last week Drew Lord and me.

1317
01:03:56,080 --> 01:04:01,280
Speaker 3: I think that's not so he won't see.

1318
01:04:02,040 --> 01:04:07,600
Speaker 2: Is that it? That's what you begged for. Yeah, that's

1319
01:04:07,640 --> 01:04:08,600
Speaker 2: what I used to wake up.

1320
01:04:08,600 --> 01:04:12,720
Speaker 1: And it works because also it like turns off all

1321
01:04:12,760 --> 01:04:15,960
Speaker 1: the notifications on my phone after a certain point and

1322
01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:19,040
Speaker 1: like dims my screen and does like all of that

1323
01:04:19,160 --> 01:04:24,000
Speaker 1: mumbo jumbo, and then at ten am.

1324
01:04:23,640 --> 01:04:24,800
Speaker 2: It starts that out.

1325
01:04:26,360 --> 01:04:30,440
Speaker 3: Soup dumplings today. Yeah, all right, but not Mason's.

1326
01:04:31,880 --> 01:04:32,160
Speaker 2: Didnt.

1327
01:04:33,720 --> 01:04:37,240
Speaker 3: I'm thinking it's to the XLBL, like right up the street,

1328
01:04:37,520 --> 01:04:40,240
Speaker 3: because Mason's too far, too fucking hot.

1329
01:04:40,960 --> 01:04:44,760
Speaker 2: XLBL is pretty far. It's not, it's not pretty far,

1330
01:04:44,840 --> 01:04:46,840
Speaker 2: but it's in like Hollywood.

1331
01:04:47,320 --> 01:04:49,720
Speaker 3: It just seems like you don't actually care about me.

1332
01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:54,480
Speaker 2: It just seems like you need a ride. All right,

1333
01:04:54,800 --> 01:04:56,440
Speaker 2: that's it for this episode, thanks to.

1334
01:04:56,520 --> 01:04:58,439
Speaker 3: Order a Tesla and it doesn't come until July.

1335
01:04:59,560 --> 01:05:02,400
Speaker 2: Well, that's like with everything. That's literally like with my chair,

1336
01:05:02,600 --> 01:05:04,320
Speaker 2: how I was like, I'm not gonna order the bottom

1337
01:05:04,320 --> 01:05:06,600
Speaker 2: piece for that chair because it's gonna take two fucking weeks.

1338
01:05:07,000 --> 01:05:09,440
Speaker 2: And then I said that like three months ago, and

1339
01:05:09,440 --> 01:05:11,840
Speaker 2: then I'm like I would have had that already.

1340
01:05:11,680 --> 01:05:13,240
Speaker 4: But I need it now.

1341
01:05:13,680 --> 01:05:14,800
Speaker 2: Then buy used one.

1342
01:05:15,160 --> 01:05:16,200
Speaker 4: I know, that's what I'm gonna do.

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Speaker 3: I'm probably just gonna buy like a twenty twenty one.

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Speaker 2: All right, that's it for the episode. Now we're just

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Speaker 2: like talking like normal conversation.

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Speaker 4: That's what the people want.

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Speaker 2: The love, that's what the people need. I'm gonna suck

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Speaker 2: your fingers so crazy that you're gonna ask for your

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Speaker 2: member to be next hew my phone. All right, thank

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Speaker 2: you guys for watching. Bye my Dinky Little Member three