Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame day mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2: Hello, just Donk just checking in, you know, donc what
Speaker 2: DONK from? Oh you know what? Dude? Like, well, I
Speaker 2: guess we haven't talked on the phone because I'm like,
Speaker 2: this is my first day anyway. Like, so you're a
Speaker 2: subscriber to dot com, you know, like the virtual assistant
Speaker 2: and stuff. Yeah, yeah, my name is Paul Donkler, but
Speaker 2: like you can just call me Donk. Everybody calls me
Speaker 2: Donkball Like I'm your new virtual assistant.
Speaker 1: You're Mike. What happened to Jessica?
Speaker 2: Oh you mean like the virtual assistant that you had
Speaker 2: at first or whatever?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Like.
Speaker 2: I don't know, but they put me on the case
Speaker 2: like a couple of days ago. So I've been handling
Speaker 2: stuff for you and like so now I'm just calling
Speaker 2: to check in, you know, cause I know a few
Speaker 2: things about your sketch that I wanted to go over
Speaker 2: with you.
Speaker 1: Dude. Okay, first off, what was anybody going to notify
Speaker 1: me that there was a change?
Speaker 2: Oh dude, you know what, bro, Like I was supposed
Speaker 2: to notify you like three days ago, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean? But like I'm not really on it with
Speaker 2: stuff like that, so like kind of like mess that
Speaker 2: one up. But so like I'm notifying you right now, dude,
Speaker 2: Like Donk is all over it.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, this is confusing.
Speaker 1: Okay. So you're telling me that they switched out Jessica
Speaker 1: with you. Yeah, and you were supposed to tell me
Speaker 1: this yeah three days ago. Yeah did. And you're telling
Speaker 1: me now.
Speaker 2: Dude, you have the nail right on the head. I'm
Speaker 2: proud of you, you know.
Speaker 1: So then wait, so who's been carrying the work for
Speaker 1: the past three days.
Speaker 2: That would be Donk, Like I've been handling stuff like crazy,
Speaker 2: bro already. Like I noticed this one thing about your
Speaker 2: schedule that was very concerning to me, like you have
Speaker 2: no gym time, bro, And so I went ahead and
Speaker 2: like there was like a meeting tomorrow, and then like
Speaker 2: in two days, like another meeting. You know, I went
Speaker 2: ahead and canceled those for you, and then I plugged
Speaker 2: in like an hour each day, like we're gonna do
Speaker 2: chest tomorrow.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Wait wait wait wait wait
Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait wait wait are you telling me
Speaker 1: that you've canceled two of my meetings? Because I need
Speaker 1: to go to the gym.
Speaker 2: Just day tomorrow. Dude, I already put the work out
Speaker 2: in there and then boulder shoulders two days.
Speaker 1: After moron, Do you understand what you just canceled on me?
Speaker 2: Yeah, meet a couple of meetings that were like in
Speaker 2: the place of gym time, and like, I got a
Speaker 2: question for you. Who's Jim.
Speaker 1: That's the CEO of the company?
Speaker 2: Okay? Yeah, that I worked for so well, Like he
Speaker 2: was sending some emails. Dude, I didn't like the town,
Speaker 2: so I want to have to responded on your behalf
Speaker 2: like and I told him, what's what?
Speaker 1: Dude?
Speaker 2: I told him to step off and I told him,
Speaker 2: don't ever talk to you that way. Well, I presented
Speaker 2: to be you. I hope that's okay, Like, what what
Speaker 2: did you do?
Speaker 1: What did you do? Not? Why did you even talk
Speaker 1: and think of any kind of tone that you needed
Speaker 1: to think? Oh, I can't even think right now. You
Speaker 1: should not have sent a thing to anyone without bringing
Speaker 1: it to me first. And now you're telling me that
Speaker 1: you've sent emails to the CEO of the company.
Speaker 2: Well, dude, I will let you know, like if you're unhappy,
Speaker 2: I will let you know that you had like a
Speaker 2: presentation coming up, Like I won't let you know, dude,
Speaker 2: I went ahead and did it for you. It's already
Speaker 2: to the client.
Speaker 1: Wait wait so you sent the presentation to Yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Dude took care of it like no prob. It was
Speaker 2: super easy to Like. Really, what I did was I
Speaker 2: just outlined a good plan for him, you know, like macros,
Speaker 2: nutritions and workouts.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: I included the older shoulder workout that you got in
Speaker 2: two days from now.
Speaker 1: No, we got to get rid of you. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I'm done with you, dude. This is not how business
Speaker 1: is conducted. This is not how you treat your clients.
Speaker 1: I didn't even speak to your boss.
Speaker 2: Well I can't do that because this is actually Jubil
Speaker 2: from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you
Speaker 2: and your girlfriend Tina. Say you up? Oh yes, she
Speaker 2: said you hired a virtual assistant company and wanted to
Speaker 2: invest with you.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I'm going to give her a call right now.
Speaker 1: She has no idea. They're scared.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't didn't cancel all your phone calls with her
Speaker 2: too for gym time.
Speaker 1: Alright, you guys wake up every
Speaker 2: Morning with Jubile phone pranks,