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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame day mornings on the twenties.

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Speaker 2: Hello, just Donk just checking in, you know, donc what

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Speaker 2: DONK from? Oh you know what? Dude? Like, well, I

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Speaker 2: guess we haven't talked on the phone because I'm like,

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Speaker 2: this is my first day anyway. Like, so you're a

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Speaker 2: subscriber to dot com, you know, like the virtual assistant

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Speaker 2: and stuff. Yeah, yeah, my name is Paul Donkler, but

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Speaker 2: like you can just call me Donk. Everybody calls me

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Speaker 2: Donkball Like I'm your new virtual assistant.

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Speaker 1: You're Mike. What happened to Jessica?

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Speaker 2: Oh you mean like the virtual assistant that you had

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Speaker 2: at first or whatever?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Like.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, but they put me on the case

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Speaker 2: like a couple of days ago. So I've been handling

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Speaker 2: stuff for you and like so now I'm just calling

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Speaker 2: to check in, you know, cause I know a few

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Speaker 2: things about your sketch that I wanted to go over

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Speaker 2: with you.

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Speaker 1: Dude. Okay, first off, what was anybody going to notify

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Speaker 1: me that there was a change?

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Speaker 2: Oh dude, you know what, bro, Like I was supposed

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Speaker 2: to notify you like three days ago, you know what

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Speaker 2: I mean? But like I'm not really on it with

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Speaker 2: stuff like that, so like kind of like mess that

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Speaker 2: one up. But so like I'm notifying you right now, dude,

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Speaker 2: Like Donk is all over it.

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Speaker 1: Dude.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, this is confusing.

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Speaker 1: Okay. So you're telling me that they switched out Jessica

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Speaker 1: with you. Yeah, and you were supposed to tell me

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Speaker 1: this yeah three days ago. Yeah did. And you're telling

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Speaker 1: me now.

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Speaker 2: Dude, you have the nail right on the head. I'm

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Speaker 2: proud of you, you know.

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Speaker 1: So then wait, so who's been carrying the work for

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Speaker 1: the past three days.

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Speaker 2: That would be Donk, Like I've been handling stuff like crazy,

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Speaker 2: bro already. Like I noticed this one thing about your

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Speaker 2: schedule that was very concerning to me, like you have

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Speaker 2: no gym time, bro, And so I went ahead and

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Speaker 2: like there was like a meeting tomorrow, and then like

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Speaker 2: in two days, like another meeting. You know, I went

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Speaker 2: ahead and canceled those for you, and then I plugged

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Speaker 2: in like an hour each day, like we're gonna do

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Speaker 2: chest tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Wait wait wait wait wait

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Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait wait wait are you telling me

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Speaker 1: that you've canceled two of my meetings? Because I need

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Speaker 1: to go to the gym.

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Speaker 2: Just day tomorrow. Dude, I already put the work out

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Speaker 2: in there and then boulder shoulders two days.

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Speaker 1: After moron, Do you understand what you just canceled on me?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, meet a couple of meetings that were like in

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Speaker 2: the place of gym time, and like, I got a

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Speaker 2: question for you. Who's Jim.

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Speaker 1: That's the CEO of the company?

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Speaker 2: Okay? Yeah, that I worked for so well, Like he

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Speaker 2: was sending some emails. Dude, I didn't like the town,

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Speaker 2: so I want to have to responded on your behalf

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Speaker 2: like and I told him, what's what?

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Speaker 1: Dude?

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Speaker 2: I told him to step off and I told him,

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Speaker 2: don't ever talk to you that way. Well, I presented

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Speaker 2: to be you. I hope that's okay, Like, what what

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Speaker 2: did you do?

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Speaker 1: What did you do? Not? Why did you even talk

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Speaker 1: and think of any kind of tone that you needed

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Speaker 1: to think? Oh, I can't even think right now. You

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Speaker 1: should not have sent a thing to anyone without bringing

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Speaker 1: it to me first. And now you're telling me that

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Speaker 1: you've sent emails to the CEO of the company.

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Speaker 2: Well, dude, I will let you know, like if you're unhappy,

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Speaker 2: I will let you know that you had like a

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Speaker 2: presentation coming up, Like I won't let you know, dude,

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Speaker 2: I went ahead and did it for you. It's already

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Speaker 2: to the client.

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Speaker 1: Wait wait so you sent the presentation to Yeah, I.

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Speaker 2: Dude took care of it like no prob. It was

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Speaker 2: super easy to Like. Really, what I did was I

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Speaker 2: just outlined a good plan for him, you know, like macros,

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Speaker 2: nutritions and workouts.

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 2: I included the older shoulder workout that you got in

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Speaker 2: two days from now.

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Speaker 1: No, we got to get rid of you. Yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: I'm done with you, dude. This is not how business

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Speaker 1: is conducted. This is not how you treat your clients.

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Speaker 1: I didn't even speak to your boss.

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Speaker 2: Well I can't do that because this is actually Jubil

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Speaker 2: from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you

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Speaker 2: and your girlfriend Tina. Say you up? Oh yes, she

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Speaker 2: said you hired a virtual assistant company and wanted to

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Speaker 2: invest with you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I'm going to give her a call right now.

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Speaker 1: She has no idea. They're scared.

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Speaker 2: I wouldn't didn't cancel all your phone calls with her

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Speaker 2: too for gym time.

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Speaker 1: Alright, you guys wake up every

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Speaker 2: Morning with Jubile phone pranks,