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Speaker 2: Love is love the heart wants with the heart wants.

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Speaker 1: You know, I recall once someone who uh is someone

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he was big, beautiful and green, and his name

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Speaker 2: was Shrek. And he's my hero. You know, he should be.

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Speaker 2: He's America's hero.

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Speaker 1: And maybe we should all be more like him and

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think we should. So, I think so. You know,

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Speaker 2: Shrek was the original person that wanted to drain the swamp, said,

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Speaker 2: get out of my swamp. This is my swamp. Rain

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Speaker 2: these people out of here.

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Speaker 1: You know that is an ogre. I can actually vote

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Shrek twenty twenty four.

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Speaker 1: That is right, That is right. Trek twenty twenty.

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Speaker 2: Four, get behind that whoo comment. Trek twenty twenty four.

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Speaker 1: Started the comments, Baby.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm tired of orange. Let's go for greed.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there we go a whole different kind of ogre.

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Speaker 1: So a few weeks ago, my friend and I got

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Speaker 1: I hadn't seen both of them in a while, mostly

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Speaker 2: Wait, just to be clear, this is the best friend's wife.

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Speaker 1: This is the best friend and the wife I believe. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Right, okay, so wow, okay, yeah, I felt like I

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Speaker 1: Oh yes, oh yeah, my god.

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Speaker 2: That is you know. It's rough, dude, It's rough, you know,

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Speaker 2: And I guess your your friend has some good.

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Speaker 1: Taste the day. There you go, you have something in common.

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Speaker 1: We both love your wife.

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Speaker 2: Your wife gotta love it.

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Speaker 1: She's kind, empathetic, intelligent. Really, the list could go on

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Speaker 2: So sorry, who that sure? Oh my dude, I think

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Speaker 2: the pipes really, what do you guys see?

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Speaker 1: Actually got me. I was like, something's happening with the pipes.

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Speaker 1: I miss some of the sounds. That happened. You got me, John,

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Speaker 1: You got me. You got me. The pipes is that,

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Speaker 1: what's what's the what's pipes?

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Speaker 2: Just this is the pipes make noise sometimes the pipes.

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Speaker 1: And that was the simps was the pipes.

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Speaker 2: There was only one in your whole life.

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Speaker 1: There's no there's no Ellen, John.

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Speaker 2: That is true. There is an Ellen Samuel. That's what

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Speaker 2: I'm saying, just kidding. Everyone knows I love Sam.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, talk to the hand. Ain't listening? Oh no, whatever,

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Speaker 2: major loser.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what we're both losers, but two ls.

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Speaker 1: If we lose, we lose together.

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Speaker 2: That is that is really what we losing together is

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Speaker 2: a win because you bond.

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Speaker 1: There we go trauma bond. Trauma bond. Favorite kind of

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Speaker 1: all the insane thousand stories that we have seen of humanity.

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Speaker 2: All right, I'm ready, I'm ready. Please load it on me. Oh,

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Speaker 2: You can't you can't stop feelings, but you can stop

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Speaker 1: That you can. That you can. She reached out, and

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Speaker 1: This is what with this podcast. That's right. The only

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Speaker 1: That's the response. Because she was right. She pushed past

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Speaker 1: You know, Sam, the best snipers hold their breath before

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Speaker 2: That is true. I think he's and he was silent.

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Speaker 2: You know, Samp, samp, Get up and grab hit the gym. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: That's right. Pound some meat, pound some iron, and some cheeks.

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Speaker 1: My loyalty is with my best friend. It definitely sucks

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Speaker 2: Oh pee, what are you doing? This is like so

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Speaker 1: And I have to relocate to a state that is

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Speaker 1: Oh man? But I figured I could use a state

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Speaker 1: this is entirely entirely wird the most like masochistic behavior.

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Speaker 2: No masochistic behavior ever, Dude, Like he's just looking like

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Speaker 2: I guess.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to know what you think of Opie's decision,

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Speaker 2: I just don't think this is I just don't think

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Speaker 2: But you know what always is the move?

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Speaker 2: Whole the thermostat. It's a delicate situation. You know. Some

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Speaker 2: people like it, you know, like sixty nine, and other

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Speaker 1: Yeah, come on, come on, mom, indatine or die bab

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Speaker 2: Turn it?

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Speaker 1: Oh that gets hot and steamy over here.

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Speaker 2: You know he had just kept sixty nine, and maybe

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Speaker 1: Sam. Do we have to do? We have to put

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Speaker 1: you in the same human anatomy class. We got to

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Speaker 1: put all of these other reditors in.

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Speaker 2: Is that what we need to do? Just to be clear, right,

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Speaker 2: the swimmers, Oh, I see they take it hop out

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Speaker 1: We've heard that, we've heard of splashing. Apparently that we've

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Speaker 2: We heard a splash. It can't happen. So it can't happen,

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Speaker 2: if you just shoot it right into the to the

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Speaker 1: And that's what we call soggy tacos.

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Speaker 2: Soggy tacos.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so back in March, his parents decided they wanted

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Speaker 1: to come quote weight quarantine out unquote at our apartment

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Speaker 2: That's I feel like that's the first step to arranging

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Speaker 1: One would think, right, one would one would think.

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Speaker 2: But you know, the these these family members and these

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Speaker 1: They really they don't think that is the they're lobotomized.

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Speaker 1: They're just trying to make it on okop, the hottest podcast.

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Speaker 2: Out That is everyone's dream. That is everyone's dream.

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Speaker 1: That is absolutely true.

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Speaker 1: Of course, who wouldn't want to be?

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Speaker 2: Who wouldn't want to be?

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Speaker 1: Who wouldn't want to be? And his mother called and

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they're overly critical of everything I say and do.

440
00:20:57,960 --> 00:21:01,240
Speaker 1: They are massive control freaks who feel entitled to always

441
00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:05,080
Speaker 1: be in charge. So right off the bat, things are miserable.

442
00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:09,000
Speaker 1: They verbally abused me daily, tell me what I can

443
00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:12,040
Speaker 1: and can't do in my own apartment, and overall are

444
00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:13,120
Speaker 1: just the worst.

445
00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:16,920
Speaker 2: I mean, all of that feels like more than enough

446
00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:21,399
Speaker 2: evidence needed to throw these people to the curt What like,

447
00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:24,119
Speaker 2: you don't need this, this is your house, this is

448
00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:27,720
Speaker 2: your sacred space, your body, is a temple, and your

449
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:30,920
Speaker 2: house is an extension of that temple. And you don't

450
00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:35,200
Speaker 2: want your your parents or your it is it open

451
00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:39,800
Speaker 2: in law? Yeah, you don't want your in laws entering

452
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:42,160
Speaker 2: your sacred tape. You don't want your You don't want

453
00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:46,080
Speaker 2: your in laws entering your sacred temple and desecrating it.

454
00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:51,400
Speaker 2: Hell no, no, yeah, think of the kinky shit they're

455
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:54,119
Speaker 2: doing in your rooms too, exactly doing something that hasn't

456
00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:55,640
Speaker 2: been heard of since the seventies.

457
00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:59,199
Speaker 1: Oh god, the carpet rubber.

458
00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:03,600
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh yeah, they're they're shagging on some carpets,

459
00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:08,240
Speaker 2: for sure, shagging hard, shag in hard.

460
00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:13,600
Speaker 1: Out of everything. The air conditioning caused the biggest debacle.

461
00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:16,720
Speaker 1: Where I live, it has been eighty five to ninety

462
00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:20,880
Speaker 1: degrees almost every day. I normally keep my air on seventy.

463
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:23,320
Speaker 1: But when they start complaining.

464
00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:27,200
Speaker 2: Respecting wealth, hamperature respectable, that is the respect I would

465
00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:30,840
Speaker 2: just notch it down one degree just for the memes.

466
00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:32,520
Speaker 2: Seventy is okay too?

467
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:36,520
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, honestly, maybe op new, op new, op new.

468
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:39,000
Speaker 1: What we were going to say, Yeah, come on, expect

469
00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:43,760
Speaker 1: it stories unexpected, get ready for us, because we're.

470
00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:47,320
Speaker 2: Coming, We're coming, or we're at least sixty nine ing

471
00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:48,800
Speaker 2: with the intention of coming.

472
00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:52,240
Speaker 1: That's right with like like Opie's in laws. But when

473
00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:56,240
Speaker 1: they start complaining about the air becon seventy I turned

474
00:22:56,359 --> 00:22:58,600
Speaker 1: the air up to seventy five.

475
00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:01,240
Speaker 2: That's get fucked.

476
00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:05,920
Speaker 1: That's that's a little much. This is already a little

477
00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:08,159
Speaker 1: toasty for me. But I was willing to be a

478
00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:10,440
Speaker 1: little hot to try and keep the peace.

479
00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:12,800
Speaker 2: I love how like op is using one of the

480
00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:16,679
Speaker 2: ancient methods of literally smoking him out. You know, this

481
00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:18,600
Speaker 2: is how you like like like, this is how you

482
00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:21,879
Speaker 2: get like like animals out. This is how you you know,

483
00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:24,560
Speaker 2: just you just you make it unbearable and then they

484
00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:25,720
Speaker 2: just gid out a lot.

485
00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:28,600
Speaker 1: Well, you know what's so crazy, The in laws are

486
00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:31,400
Speaker 1: actually smoking out Op because they're the ones that won

487
00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:32,080
Speaker 1: it this hot.

488
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:34,320
Speaker 2: Wait, they want it at seventy five. I thought he

489
00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:37,800
Speaker 2: was just changing it to seventy five tois.

490
00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:40,040
Speaker 1: No, no, no, they want it hot. Pease them because

491
00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:43,320
Speaker 1: they won it at seventy five. That is what they want.

492
00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:45,720
Speaker 2: Seventy five is cruel. It took that seventy five as

493
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:46,680
Speaker 2: hot as.

494
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:50,120
Speaker 1: Completely unrespectable number, completely unrespectable.

495
00:23:50,119 --> 00:23:52,720
Speaker 2: Seventy five is like nudist temperature, Like, if you're gonna

496
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:54,639
Speaker 2: be nude in your home all the time, then yeah,

497
00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:55,280
Speaker 2: seventy five.

498
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:58,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, but anything other than that, get that out of

499
00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:03,000
Speaker 1: my face. But but Sam, but Sam, this was not

500
00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:06,639
Speaker 1: good enough for them. Seventy five was not hot enough.

501
00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:11,639
Speaker 2: No, you're joking. Seventy five is so hot?

502
00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:14,200
Speaker 1: No, no way, I just read it. Okay, this is

503
00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:19,040
Speaker 1: so great. They don't want the air on period. They

504
00:24:19,119 --> 00:24:20,960
Speaker 1: want the heat on.

505
00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:24,400
Speaker 2: He it's eighty ninety degrees out.

506
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:26,240
Speaker 1: They want they heat on.

507
00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:30,679
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's fucking insane, and they turn it

508
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:33,840
Speaker 2: on every single opportunity they get.

509
00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:37,040
Speaker 1: I wake up in the middle of the night covered

510
00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:40,600
Speaker 1: in sweat and I have told them to stop countless times.

511
00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:43,000
Speaker 1: Yesterday I finally cracked.

512
00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:47,200
Speaker 2: Bro, these people are fucking lizards. Yeah, they are cold

513
00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:51,560
Speaker 2: blooded lizards, and they're trying to cover their tracks. But

514
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:54,520
Speaker 2: we know, oh yeah, I want it above seventy five.

515
00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:55,520
Speaker 2: You're literally a lizard.

516
00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:57,960
Speaker 1: Like, what is Mark Zuckerberg doing in this in this

517
00:24:58,080 --> 00:24:59,680
Speaker 1: story right here? Like I don't I.

518
00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:02,639
Speaker 2: Know, Mark, Get out of this stop. I'm actually curious. Okay,

519
00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:06,040
Speaker 2: well yeah, yeah, everyone put your answers in the comments

520
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:10,919
Speaker 2: right now. What is your thermostat at? Ooh, that's a

521
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:13,399
Speaker 2: great What is your thermostat at? Mine's at the bottom,

522
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:15,320
Speaker 2: because I mean, we don't I don't even have I

523
00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:17,879
Speaker 2: don't have air conditioning in my apartment. I just have heating.

524
00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:19,679
Speaker 1: Same so you turn the heat on.

525
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:22,240
Speaker 2: I turn the heat on. I am I am a

526
00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:26,439
Speaker 2: heat heat a house heater. But like I think, usually

527
00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:28,200
Speaker 2: it's at like seventy or something.

528
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:30,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, I find sixteen. If I had a choice, Oh yeah,

529
00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:32,680
Speaker 1: if I had a choice, I would probably say sixty

530
00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:38,760
Speaker 1: nine to seventy two is like a prime range, rime prime, okay,

531
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:39,320
Speaker 1: super prime.

532
00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:42,240
Speaker 2: I put about ten what's the ideal what's the ideal

533
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:43,240
Speaker 2: temperature for humans?

534
00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:46,480
Speaker 1: Which probably changes a little bit. I run a little hot,

535
00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:47,320
Speaker 1: do you know what I mean?

536
00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:51,639
Speaker 2: The ideal room temperature and your home for both efficiency

537
00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:54,840
Speaker 2: and comfort falls between sixty eight and seventy six.

538
00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:57,359
Speaker 1: There you go. My sixty nine to seventy two is

539
00:25:57,359 --> 00:26:03,520
Speaker 1: looking primo. So I put about ten pieces of duct

540
00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:07,400
Speaker 1: tape over the thermostat with a note attached, do not

541
00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:10,679
Speaker 1: touch the thermostat while I'm at work. Six pm, I

542
00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:15,159
Speaker 1: walk into my apartment and automatically am hit by a

543
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:19,440
Speaker 1: hotter and more humid heat than is outside.

544
00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:23,480
Speaker 2: My god, are they putting humidifiers in this like like

545
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:26,159
Speaker 2: you might as well just release mosquitos at this point,

546
00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:29,959
Speaker 2: because you're trying to make it like unbearably hot like

547
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:30,719
Speaker 2: the outdoors.

548
00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:35,960
Speaker 1: What if they're passionate, like you know, eco conservationists, and

549
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,440
Speaker 1: the mosquito is dying out. So they're trying to create

550
00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:39,840
Speaker 1: a habitat for mosquitos.

551
00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:43,480
Speaker 2: So they're trying to Yeah, everyone loves mosquitos, you gotta

552
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:46,040
Speaker 2: create more. Let's bring them back, baby, let's bring them back,

553
00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:46,879
Speaker 2: bring them back.

554
00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:50,480
Speaker 1: No thanks. The duct tate and the note have been

555
00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:54,239
Speaker 1: torn off the thermostat and they have the heat. Now

556
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:59,600
Speaker 1: they have the heat on ninety eight freaking degrees.

557
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:03,080
Speaker 2: Who they have COVID or something. Maybe they're like like

558
00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:05,520
Speaker 2: maybe like cold sweats or something.

559
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:10,320
Speaker 1: I I am ninety eight degrees is nuts. I'm lost.

560
00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:13,760
Speaker 1: I You've I'm just so lost. Here. I go into

561
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:17,159
Speaker 1: the guest room and say, why could you not follow

562
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:21,240
Speaker 1: the simple instruction of do not touch the thermostat? This

563
00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:23,960
Speaker 1: is my home. I'm tired of you saying rude things

564
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,000
Speaker 1: to me. I'm tired of you treating me like a

565
00:27:26,119 --> 00:27:29,679
Speaker 1: child and creating your own rules for my apartment. You

566
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:32,439
Speaker 1: either need to be respectful towards me and learn to

567
00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:36,520
Speaker 1: accept my boundaries, or go back to your own house.

568
00:27:37,119 --> 00:27:40,119
Speaker 2: I mean, true, true, that's exactly what you should do.

569
00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:44,240
Speaker 2: Mike Drop, that's right. It's so rude what the parents

570
00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:44,640
Speaker 2: are doing.

571
00:27:45,119 --> 00:27:48,600
Speaker 1: Who just what that? Who would want it? Tell me?

572
00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:50,119
Speaker 2: Fucking crazy people.

573
00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:56,040
Speaker 1: Apparently, his mother said, and I disdainfully quote, you have

574
00:27:56,280 --> 00:28:00,720
Speaker 1: no right to bargain here without knocking all. That was

575
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:02,560
Speaker 1: not only bitch, this is my house.

576
00:28:03,119 --> 00:28:06,600
Speaker 3: That was not only an invasion of privacy. But you

577
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:10,480
Speaker 3: need to take that attitude out of your tone. I've

578
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:14,040
Speaker 3: dealt with much bigger bitches than you before.

579
00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:18,080
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you the biggest bitch I ever seen.

580
00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:21,760
Speaker 2: Well, that means she's not lying, she's dealing with herself

581
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:22,399
Speaker 2: every day.

582
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:27,120
Speaker 1: It's true. Oh my god. She went on for about

583
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:30,040
Speaker 1: thirty minutes and I just tuned her out. When she

584
00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:32,720
Speaker 1: was done talking, I told her to.

585
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:35,400
Speaker 2: Get out, get the fuck out of here.

586
00:28:36,119 --> 00:28:38,680
Speaker 1: Good, good job, Ope, get that, Get that mama out

587
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:41,840
Speaker 1: of here. Now. My boyfriend is angry with me because

588
00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:44,600
Speaker 1: I couldn't just let them have their way. He wants

589
00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:45,560
Speaker 1: me to call.

590
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:46,640
Speaker 2: His own way this sucks.

591
00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:50,240
Speaker 1: Your way is fucking How does he not like die sweating?

592
00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:55,000
Speaker 1: Answer me, ninety are not ninety eight degrees? Stop it,

593
00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:58,320
Speaker 1: Stop the madness, stop it.

594
00:28:58,520 --> 00:29:00,960
Speaker 2: There's a limit, Like you know, I would be I

595
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:05,400
Speaker 2: would say like, seventy is crazy, eighty is like really

596
00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:09,120
Speaker 2: really crazy, but ninety eight is just like ridiculous. There's

597
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:12,120
Speaker 2: no reason that's like, that's like assault. Bro's unhealthy.

598
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:15,360
Speaker 1: That is like, yeah, assaulting me with heat right now?

599
00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:17,240
Speaker 2: Like, oh my, maybe that's what they're trying to do.

600
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:19,800
Speaker 2: They're trying to have an in house sauna by it

601
00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:20,760
Speaker 2: being the whole house.

602
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:24,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're secretly running a business out of the That's

603
00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:26,120
Speaker 1: why they don't want you coming in without knocking, because

604
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:28,560
Speaker 1: they're actually running a sauna out of the guest bedroom.

605
00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:29,400
Speaker 2: Running a sauna.

606
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:34,200
Speaker 1: Wow. He wants me to call his mom and apologize,

607
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:37,200
Speaker 1: but I don't think I should have to, dang straight.

608
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:38,320
Speaker 2: I agree.

609
00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:40,840
Speaker 1: I may have been rude to her, but it was

610
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:44,240
Speaker 1: only because I have spent the past two months dealing

611
00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:47,160
Speaker 1: with her abuse and trying to politely ask her to

612
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:49,960
Speaker 1: stop treating me that way. I got tired of politely

613
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:52,960
Speaker 1: asking someone to stop treating me like crap in my

614
00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:56,240
Speaker 1: own home, which I was letting them live in for free.

615
00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:59,800
Speaker 1: I also got tired of my boyfriend refusing to defend

616
00:29:59,880 --> 00:30:02,959
Speaker 1: me and allowing her to say and do whatever she wanted.

617
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:07,040
Speaker 1: I am trying to understand their perspective, although it just

618
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:10,320
Speaker 1: doesn't seem reasonable to me. If redd it determines I

619
00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:14,840
Speaker 1: am the A hole, I will call and apologize, which

620
00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:18,080
Speaker 1: begs the question for everyone else, It begs the question

621
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:21,200
Speaker 1: is OP the a hole?

622
00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:26,480
Speaker 2: Op? One thousand percent? Is not the a hole? Like,

623
00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:30,640
Speaker 2: come on, come on, it's a ridiculous question to even ask.

624
00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:33,560
Speaker 1: The thing is like when you let people go without

625
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:36,200
Speaker 1: repercussions like that, It's like.

626
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:41,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, they need some fire and brimstone. They need

627
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:47,120
Speaker 2: some sword and mace. They need some whip and and

628
00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:50,120
Speaker 2: butt plug, you know, like they need to they need

629
00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:52,440
Speaker 2: to take some freaking freaking pain.

630
00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:54,320
Speaker 1: When did this punishment become pleasure?

631
00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:54,800
Speaker 2: Oh?

632
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:55,080
Speaker 1: Good?

633
00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:58,720
Speaker 2: So when did I become so turned up? But no, like,

634
00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:02,320
Speaker 2: like seriously, it is like that that's unacceptable. But hey,

635
00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:05,400
Speaker 2: that's mother laws for you. I Ah, the.

636
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:07,880
Speaker 1: Husband should apologize to the wife for not.

637
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:11,240
Speaker 2: Oh right, the husband, Yeah, yeah, yeah, for not. The

638
00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:13,920
Speaker 2: husband should definitely, I mean the husband should talk to

639
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:14,920
Speaker 2: the parents.

640
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:18,240
Speaker 1: You should talk to the parents. End of story. That's it.

641
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:20,760
Speaker 2: I don't know why. I mean, like, it's crazy that

642
00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:22,080
Speaker 2: the husband isn't going to bat.

643
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:25,400
Speaker 1: For her, not just for her, just selfishly. Does it

644
00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:27,480
Speaker 1: make sense? It does not make sense.

645
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:30,600
Speaker 2: I do not think it makes sense. I I and

646
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:32,200
Speaker 2: also like, why would you want to live in a

647
00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:34,120
Speaker 2: house that is like a billion degrees?

648
00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:35,600
Speaker 1: It's the dumbest thing ever.

649
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:38,920
Speaker 2: But you know who is never the dumbest thing ever?

650
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:42,600
Speaker 1: Ooh are sexy public subscribers.

651
00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:45,760
Speaker 2: Are very smart, intellectual public subscribers And I'm gonna read

652
00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:47,680
Speaker 2: some comments right now. So on the episode I came

653
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:51,680
Speaker 2: out to sabotage my arranged marriage. Basically, Op tells his

654
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:54,600
Speaker 2: parents he was gay to avoid the arranged marriage proposals.

655
00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:59,160
Speaker 2: JESSEG public subscriber says, technically you didn't lie about being gay,

656
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:02,600
Speaker 2: so so such an odd way to discover you're gay,

657
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:06,040
Speaker 2: To lie about being gay to avoid an arrange marriage

658
00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:09,280
Speaker 2: and find out that you're lying to your parents because

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