WEBVTT - #98 Parties, Paying, Pepper Spray & Paranoia 0:00:01.040 --> 0:00:10.600 Start up, Start Up Brooklyn by start up Brooklyn Boy Data. 0:00:10.840 --> 0:00:20.079 They make a noise data up episode so close. This 0:00:20.239 --> 0:00:25.040 is the Brooklyn Boys podcast. You know, growing scary, scar Broody, 0:00:25.360 --> 0:00:29.240 all that stuff. I'm still tired from our trip. Yeah, 0:00:29.480 --> 0:00:32.640 I bet you are. It's been a tiring week. Elvis 0:00:32.680 --> 0:00:35.559 has been on his honeymoon. We left the show in 0:00:35.680 --> 0:00:38.599 all of our hands, and we've had all of our 0:00:38.640 --> 0:00:40.839 hands all fingerprints all over the day. I know I'm 0:00:40.840 --> 0:00:42.599 tired this week, but I'm still tired from from being 0:00:42.600 --> 0:00:45.800 in Santa Favaluable because we we got in late on Sunday. 0:00:45.840 --> 0:00:47.880 I don't know what time you got in I got. 0:00:47.920 --> 0:00:50.800 I got in like five o'clock in the evening, which 0:00:50.840 --> 0:00:53.600 wasn't enough time for me. I got I needed. I 0:00:53.680 --> 0:00:55.840 needed more sleep than I ended up getting. I made 0:00:55.840 --> 0:00:59.360 a huge mistake. I made two mistakes. So my flight 0:00:59.440 --> 0:01:03.040 was eleven fifteen on the Santa Fe time, which is 0:01:03.080 --> 0:01:06.959 one fifteen here. And what I should have done was 0:01:07.040 --> 0:01:09.960 driven my car from Manhattan, where our studios are, to 0:01:10.080 --> 0:01:13.800 the airport New Jersey parked it there because for eight 0:01:13.880 --> 0:01:20.600 nine dollars a day for five daystars plus tax fifty bucks, 0:01:20.800 --> 0:01:23.840 I could have parked my car, but instead you make 0:01:23.920 --> 0:01:26.360 things so difficult for Instead, we were all like, oh, 0:01:26.440 --> 0:01:28.640 let's uber to the airport. So a bunch of us 0:01:28.720 --> 0:01:31.960 uber to the airport costs me. You were not to 0:01:32.000 --> 0:01:33.720 get to the airport. Fine, I'm gonna talk about the 0:01:33.720 --> 0:01:35.959 airport later in the plane and the and the terrorist 0:01:36.000 --> 0:01:39.600 scare that I had. Um, but coming home harrorist scared. 0:01:39.640 --> 0:01:41.679 I'll explain. I tweeted about it. I guess you didn't 0:01:41.680 --> 0:01:46.480 see it. Um. So we landed like seven thirty in 0:01:46.520 --> 0:01:50.480 New York, and the other four people I was traveling 0:01:50.480 --> 0:01:53.480 with all lived in the same area and they took 0:01:53.480 --> 0:01:55.440 an Uber and I was by myself. So I had 0:01:55.440 --> 0:01:58.440 to take an Uber back into Manhattan from New Jersey 0:01:58.480 --> 0:02:01.080 to get my car in the garage parking to go 0:02:01.160 --> 0:02:04.320 back out. So I paid for the uber into the city, 0:02:04.400 --> 0:02:06.000 and then I had to pay for you know, I 0:02:06.000 --> 0:02:07.560 had to go to my car. It was a bit 0:02:07.600 --> 0:02:09.320 home big. I got home at ten third. A man 0:02:09.400 --> 0:02:14.080 who's so smart gets shrew It gets worse, it gets worse. 0:02:14.120 --> 0:02:18.280 So I get off the plane at seven thirty. Well, no, 0:02:18.480 --> 0:02:21.440 we landed seven fifteen or seven ten. We sit on 0:02:21.480 --> 0:02:25.320 the runway for forty five minutes because the gate is occupied. 0:02:25.560 --> 0:02:29.079 The plane at the gate we want isn't leaving yet 0:02:29.080 --> 0:02:32.040 for whatever reason, it hasn't pushed back yet. They haven't, 0:02:32.040 --> 0:02:34.480 they haven't requested a push back, and they couldn't give 0:02:34.520 --> 0:02:36.799 you another gate to pull. Well, that's what I was saying. 0:02:37.080 --> 0:02:39.079 It's not like, oh, the gate we want was that 0:02:39.200 --> 0:02:42.080 the best gate had to have that gate, Hey, gate 0:02:42.120 --> 0:02:45.680 thirty nine. It's worth waiting for, no, So we wait. 0:02:45.880 --> 0:02:50.560 I almost I say, excuse me, forty five minutes and 0:02:50.600 --> 0:02:52.320 we finally get to the gate. So now it's after 0:02:52.360 --> 0:02:55.400 eight o'clock. We go to the baggage claim. It's almost 0:02:55.400 --> 0:02:57.520 eight thirty by the time I get my bags and 0:02:57.560 --> 0:02:59.840 I look at uber and I look at left that 0:03:00.000 --> 0:03:08.840 who services. It's thirty thirties forty nine dollars to get 0:03:08.880 --> 0:03:11.560 home from the airport to my car if I take regularly, 0:03:11.560 --> 0:03:14.160 cause yourself a lot, a lot of additive for no reason. 0:03:14.240 --> 0:03:17.920 So it's thirty one dollars eighteen dollars less to do Uberpool. 0:03:18.760 --> 0:03:22.240 So I said, you know what, Uberpool, if they're all 0:03:22.280 --> 0:03:25.120 going to my area where we work, where my car's 0:03:25.200 --> 0:03:28.240 parked is almost right outside the tunnel that connects New 0:03:28.320 --> 0:03:30.320 Jersey to New York Holland Tunnel for those of you 0:03:30.320 --> 0:03:32.960 who know. So I thought, all right, if we uberpool, 0:03:33.280 --> 0:03:35.760 I'll be first. I'll be the first one out of 0:03:35.800 --> 0:03:37.640 the car, so who cares of other people get in 0:03:37.640 --> 0:03:40.120 the car. So I call it uberpool and it says 0:03:40.120 --> 0:03:42.320 to be there in four minutes or seven minutes, and 0:03:42.480 --> 0:03:46.040 it just has to pick up Janice first. So I okay, 0:03:46.440 --> 0:03:48.920 the seven minutes. Five minutes later, seven minutes tof to 0:03:48.920 --> 0:03:50.760 pick up Janie, and I see the car in the map. 0:03:50.800 --> 0:03:53.080 It's not moving, so I called. I called. The guy 0:03:53.200 --> 0:03:56.240 goes right to voicemail. I text them, I go, hey, Alonzo, 0:03:57.320 --> 0:03:59.880 you've been seven minutes for like ten minutes, are you coming? 0:04:00.440 --> 0:04:04.720 Never responded back to me, so I realized Alonzo, it 0:04:04.840 --> 0:04:06.960 was waiting for Janice. But I guess he was waiting 0:04:07.000 --> 0:04:09.280 for a third person so he can fill up his 0:04:09.360 --> 0:04:12.600 car because I was so that's what uberpool is, right, 0:04:12.640 --> 0:04:14.840 So he was never coming until you get another person. 0:04:14.880 --> 0:04:18.239 So I canceled it and I got Chris. Chris shows 0:04:18.320 --> 0:04:21.080 up with two other people, an Asian boy and an 0:04:21.120 --> 0:04:23.520 older woman. I'm only saying that's you know who's who 0:04:23.520 --> 0:04:26.360 in the story, and he's wearing a Dallas cowboy's shirt, 0:04:27.080 --> 0:04:31.040 so he's he go getting the car. Uh. He opens 0:04:31.080 --> 0:04:33.760 the trunk for me and doesn't help me with the luggage. 0:04:34.240 --> 0:04:38.679 Travel hold on, I have to put the luggage in myself. Fine, okay, 0:04:39.279 --> 0:04:41.520 most uber drivers are Oh, they're happy to help you 0:04:41.560 --> 0:04:45.800 with the luggage because the stars right there. So then 0:04:46.080 --> 0:04:49.000 I go to close it myself. There's no button, there's 0:04:49.040 --> 0:04:51.240 no like button for it to auto close. So I 0:04:51.240 --> 0:04:53.080 I take it and I do like a wheel a 0:04:53.120 --> 0:04:55.839 fortune spin and I go to clothe. He goes, don't 0:04:55.880 --> 0:04:58.680 close the door, don't close the trunk. I mean, but 0:04:58.720 --> 0:05:02.920 I've already pushed so it's already closing. He goes, hey, man, 0:05:02.920 --> 0:05:04.720 I tell you not to close it. Sobody's got like 0:05:04.720 --> 0:05:08.200 an attitude. So I go why. So then he takes 0:05:08.200 --> 0:05:10.919 the luggage off of the older woman's lap that she 0:05:11.040 --> 0:05:13.280 was carrying because he didn't help her either, and takes 0:05:13.279 --> 0:05:15.880 the luggage and goes, because I got a bag. Well 0:05:15.920 --> 0:05:18.480 I didn't know that, Chris. You asked what his Dallas 0:05:18.520 --> 0:05:21.200 cowboy sweatshirt. That should have been a clue. No offense. 0:05:21.680 --> 0:05:23.159 So we get in the car. He goes, just all right, 0:05:23.200 --> 0:05:25.000 we were off. Just want to let you know the 0:05:25.080 --> 0:05:28.400 Dallas Cowboys one today. And he goes on and you 0:05:28.400 --> 0:05:32.080 would give a ship that the Dallas Cowboys one York. 0:05:32.640 --> 0:05:34.960 So I said, hey, Chris, do you thank god? I 0:05:35.000 --> 0:05:37.640 couldn't breathe on the plane worrying if the Dallas Cowboys 0:05:37.680 --> 0:05:40.400 one today. Making a joke, he says, why you're a 0:05:40.400 --> 0:05:44.360 Giants fan? Quarterback sucks. I go, I'm not a Giants fan. Man. 0:05:44.960 --> 0:05:47.240 The whole car ride was him arguing me about football 0:05:48.120 --> 0:05:50.280 and how how he wants to go back. And I 0:05:50.320 --> 0:05:52.880 will say that the Dallas Cowboys look really good this year. Yeah, 0:05:52.880 --> 0:05:54.960 But then he starts talking about how he hates New York. 0:05:55.560 --> 0:05:58.479 He doesn't like New Yorkers, he can't wait to move back. 0:05:58.720 --> 0:06:01.160 He lives in the farm, really earning his tip. He 0:06:01.240 --> 0:06:04.320 lives like thirty miles outside New Jersey, like outside the city, 0:06:04.640 --> 0:06:07.200 in the farm. And so I was like, you know what, terrible? 0:06:07.400 --> 0:06:10.120 So then we drops me off. I'm third, right, no, 0:06:10.520 --> 0:06:13.360 I'm second. So he drops me off. I tell him 0:06:13.360 --> 0:06:14.720 stop here in the corner. I don't want him to 0:06:14.720 --> 0:06:16.600 go around at three like a writer writer, right, I 0:06:16.640 --> 0:06:19.479 just go stop me if y'all walk. He goes, I thanks, 0:06:20.240 --> 0:06:22.880 doesn't open the trunk for me and doesn't get the 0:06:22.920 --> 0:06:25.360 luggage out because you're a big burly man. Yeah, big 0:06:25.360 --> 0:06:28.320 burly so you know. So I chinched a little bit 0:06:28.320 --> 0:06:30.960 on the tip, A little bit again, five bucks whatever. 0:06:31.360 --> 0:06:33.680 But then I gave him five stars because I was 0:06:33.760 --> 0:06:36.240 mistakenly under the impression he would see my review and 0:06:36.279 --> 0:06:37.719 then give me a band of That's where you're wrong. 0:06:39.240 --> 0:06:42.919 It's a double blind situation that you don't he doesn't 0:06:42.920 --> 0:06:44.919 know what you're gonna give him. You would told me 0:06:44.960 --> 0:06:46.600 that he like years ago. True, though I was so 0:06:46.640 --> 0:06:49.120 tired from the trip, he will not see what you 0:06:49.160 --> 0:06:51.400 gave him. Should have given him the three stars for 0:06:51.440 --> 0:06:55.039 not crashing. That's it, overpaid and I got home eleven o'clock. 0:06:55.040 --> 0:06:58.200 You are an absolute I don't I don't know. You're 0:06:58.200 --> 0:07:01.880 an impossibility to travel with. Just listen about how I 0:07:01.920 --> 0:07:06.280 would be different. Okay, just listen. Here's no no enough. 0:07:06.440 --> 0:07:09.240 Could you cut the word bougie out for a second, okay, 0:07:09.320 --> 0:07:12.040 because you're really pissing me off. When it comes to traveling, 0:07:14.320 --> 0:07:16.600 isn't isn't it most important to get from point A 0:07:16.720 --> 0:07:19.000 to point B with the path of least resistance, Yes, 0:07:19.080 --> 0:07:21.480 but it was eighteen dollars. So first of all, you 0:07:21.600 --> 0:07:25.480 chose Uberpool when you could have chosen just regular Uber. 0:07:25.720 --> 0:07:28.720 Get yourself a regular Uber X. It's not a bougie car, 0:07:28.920 --> 0:07:31.840 it's still a Honda Civic, but it's your own. And 0:07:31.920 --> 0:07:35.520 so isn't that worth the price you really wanted to 0:07:35.520 --> 0:07:37.840 pay that? Okay? How much money did it cost you? 0:07:38.000 --> 0:07:41.480 I told you ears is it really worth the eighteen dollars? 0:07:41.480 --> 0:07:43.480 And I started thinking about what I could buy with 0:07:43.560 --> 0:07:46.320 eighteen dollars, and I thought, but that's where you're wrong, 0:07:46.560 --> 0:07:50.119 That's where your brain is over and there's a reason 0:07:50.160 --> 0:07:53.360 I wanted to save the eighteen dollars. Um. On the 0:07:53.400 --> 0:07:57.160 way home, I had purchased a bottle of wine at 0:07:57.160 --> 0:08:00.320 a at a wine store in Santa Fe. From my wife, 0:08:00.400 --> 0:08:01.960 you can't look at it like hold on, hold on, 0:08:02.440 --> 0:08:03.480 I have. I don't look at it like what I 0:08:03.520 --> 0:08:04.920 haven't done. You haven't tell you the story yet. I 0:08:04.920 --> 0:08:07.280 know where you're going. Okay. So we got back to 0:08:07.280 --> 0:08:09.720 the hotel room. I wanted to clean up my room 0:08:09.760 --> 0:08:11.560 a little bit, so I put the wine bottle in 0:08:11.600 --> 0:08:15.880 my backpack right because my I hadn't packed my suitcase yet, 0:08:16.280 --> 0:08:17.200 so I was like, oh, I just put it in 0:08:17.240 --> 0:08:19.080 the backpack for now, just so stuff that I didn't 0:08:19.080 --> 0:08:22.120 want to have it to sit now. So I forgot 0:08:22.120 --> 0:08:25.480 about it. Got to the airport and and this is 0:08:25.520 --> 0:08:27.760 weird that this the New Mexico airport's like a post office. 0:08:27.760 --> 0:08:30.640 It's tiny. There's like a little a vis counter, a 0:08:30.680 --> 0:08:34.480 little snack counter like torrensic whatever. It's really small. Yeah. 0:08:34.600 --> 0:08:36.600 So there's one little check in. There's no one online 0:08:36.679 --> 0:08:38.960 to get in. I've never in any airport have this 0:08:39.040 --> 0:08:41.840 happened to me. They go, okay, empty your laptop. They 0:08:41.920 --> 0:08:45.400 take your laptop out, which everybody does. Take your shoes off, right, 0:08:45.800 --> 0:08:47.760 only like every other person that take their shoes off. 0:08:47.920 --> 0:08:50.080 You got a little card right that said because I 0:08:50.120 --> 0:08:52.319 have t s A pre check. But they handed me 0:08:52.360 --> 0:08:55.120 a purple card that it's the don't you don't have 0:08:55.160 --> 0:08:58.199 to take your shoes off. So they do that in 0:08:58.280 --> 0:09:00.800 smaller airports, by the way, because for t s A 0:09:00.880 --> 0:09:03.679 pre checks, because shoe bombers aren't going to a little airports. 0:09:03.720 --> 0:09:06.040 I guess so because I'm t s A pre I've 0:09:06.040 --> 0:09:11.600 been right right, yeah, yeah, right, okay, that's that. I 0:09:11.600 --> 0:09:13.480 am very anal when it comes to getting my my 0:09:13.600 --> 0:09:15.880 stuff ready to go. When I get to the the 0:09:15.960 --> 0:09:19.120 check in line, my shoes, I have the loot laces loose. 0:09:19.240 --> 0:09:20.840 I popped them right off. I don't wear a belt 0:09:21.080 --> 0:09:23.240 my pockets. Try and make it as easy as my 0:09:23.280 --> 0:09:25.719 pockets already empty. I put all my money in a 0:09:25.720 --> 0:09:28.640 little plastic sandwich bag. I'm good to go. And I 0:09:29.000 --> 0:09:31.840 looked down upon people who are like, oh, they wear boots, 0:09:32.000 --> 0:09:33.880 except for the fact you tried to bring a bottle 0:09:33.880 --> 0:09:36.600 of Except that. So the woman says, I need you 0:09:36.640 --> 0:09:38.880 to take all your snacks out of your bag. No food, 0:09:39.440 --> 0:09:42.240 no food, So hold on, I'm taking my fig Newton's out, 0:09:42.320 --> 0:09:45.120 my Dorito's all my food. I'm like, I've never been asked, 0:09:46.040 --> 0:09:47.560 where have you gone when they asked to take your 0:09:47.559 --> 0:09:50.640 snacks out of your bag? Okay, but that's not there's 0:09:50.679 --> 0:09:53.000 neither heat nor there hold on, so I go. You tried. 0:09:53.160 --> 0:09:56.080 You tried to board the fucking play I didn't remember 0:09:56.120 --> 0:09:58.760 the bottle of one was there. I'm usually really good. 0:09:58.800 --> 0:10:01.160 I would never do that, okay, but you did. Okay, 0:10:01.160 --> 0:10:02.440 so I have to go back. I have to go 0:10:02.480 --> 0:10:05.160 back out into this little airport with nothing so I go, 0:10:05.240 --> 0:10:07.520 what am I gonna do? So I go to the counter. 0:10:07.520 --> 0:10:09.679 I go, can I get my my suitcase back? No? 0:10:10.120 --> 0:10:11.960 Are you on the plane? Four and a half ounces 0:10:11.960 --> 0:10:17.360 of liquid is all you get? I didn't try to 0:10:17.360 --> 0:10:19.720 sneak the bottle through. I forgot it was there. Okay, 0:10:19.720 --> 0:10:21.839 But you're telling me the rules the case. Then why 0:10:21.840 --> 0:10:23.560 didn't you put it in your suitcase and let it 0:10:23.600 --> 0:10:25.840 because I forgot it was in my backpack? You're not 0:10:25.880 --> 0:10:28.600 listening to the podcast. Back it up and listen to it. Okay, 0:10:28.600 --> 0:10:30.439 So what do you do with that? Okay? So I 0:10:30.640 --> 0:10:32.200 started thinking, like what can I do? I had like 0:10:32.320 --> 0:10:35.040 three minutes. I had three It stop for me. I 0:10:35.040 --> 0:10:38.160 had three minutes to drink this forty dollar bottle of wine, 0:10:38.160 --> 0:10:41.640 which was fifty two dollars after tacks. So I can't 0:10:41.640 --> 0:10:43.880 put it back in my bag. Nobody else is traveling 0:10:43.880 --> 0:10:46.000 with us that hasn't checked the bag yet. So I 0:10:46.040 --> 0:10:48.040 go to the Avis counter. I said, hey, I'm looking 0:10:48.040 --> 0:10:51.440 for a good Samaritan. I need help. Well, what's the problem. 0:10:51.480 --> 0:10:53.480 I have this bottle of wine. I can't take it 0:10:53.520 --> 0:10:55.480 on a plane. I have no way to put it. 0:10:55.679 --> 0:10:58.120 I don't live here. Is there any way you could 0:10:58.320 --> 0:11:00.240 tell me if this someplace I could ship it, Like, 0:11:00.320 --> 0:11:02.559 is there any place here that ships? Can you help me? 0:11:02.880 --> 0:11:05.439 He says, well, we have FedEx account I'd probably ship 0:11:05.480 --> 0:11:08.199 it for you. We have blank FedEx labels. I said, 0:11:08.240 --> 0:11:10.480 oh great. He was I'll tell you what. You fill 0:11:10.520 --> 0:11:13.319 out the FedEx label and I'll pack it up and 0:11:13.360 --> 0:11:15.760 I'll ship it for you. Like wow, what a nice guy. 0:11:15.800 --> 0:11:17.959 The Midwest. They're nice out in the Midwest. In New York. 0:11:18.040 --> 0:11:19.280 The guy was like, oh yeah, I'll take care of 0:11:19.280 --> 0:11:21.440 it for you and drink it good. So he says, 0:11:21.559 --> 0:11:23.120 I'll ship it for you. So I look at the 0:11:23.160 --> 0:11:26.120 check boxes and my options and it's like overnight, a 0:11:26.160 --> 0:11:28.600 hundred and thirty dollars. This is all the prices, and 0:11:28.600 --> 0:11:31.200 then it says three day air by three day airs, great, 0:11:31.200 --> 0:11:35.480 no problem, three day air to my house. So I'm like, 0:11:35.480 --> 0:11:37.040 I don't care how much it costs at that point 0:11:37.280 --> 0:11:39.120 because I think a three day air, how much could 0:11:39.120 --> 0:11:41.920 it be? So I get on the plane. I felt 0:11:41.920 --> 0:11:43.199 the form. I get on the plane and while I'm 0:11:43.200 --> 0:11:45.200 sitting there, I look at my phone and I Google it, 0:11:45.440 --> 0:11:47.520 and I go into the FedEx website and it says 0:11:47.640 --> 0:11:49.520 he had tracked your bag. How much does it cost? 0:11:49.800 --> 0:11:52.280 And I put the proximate weight in and it says 0:11:52.400 --> 0:11:57.400 thirty one dollars. Thirty dollars to ship it three day 0:11:57.640 --> 0:12:00.880 to a business, but to ship it to your house 0:12:01.000 --> 0:12:04.520 thirteen dollars. So I called the guy back at Avis 0:12:04.520 --> 0:12:06.920 in Santa Fe in the airport and I say, hey, man, 0:12:07.280 --> 0:12:09.679 ship it to my home wasn't an option. But can 0:12:09.720 --> 0:12:12.000 you tell the FedEx guy when he comes that I 0:12:12.040 --> 0:12:14.080 want to ship it to my home. To just write 0:12:14.080 --> 0:12:16.000 that in and charge me thirteen dollars. He says, I 0:12:16.000 --> 0:12:19.040 had no problem. So now the Uber I was thinking, 0:12:19.120 --> 0:12:21.440 I I wasted thirteen dollars because of my funk up. 0:12:21.679 --> 0:12:25.400 If I save eighteen on uber pool, I'm even so 0:12:25.600 --> 0:12:28.120 the penalty won't be money. The penalty will be might 0:12:28.240 --> 0:12:30.480 see what you're doing, but you can't look at life 0:12:30.520 --> 0:12:34.679 like that. I was looking for some tent, you know, 0:12:34.760 --> 0:12:38.640 but I don't like you funk up your stuff for 0:12:38.679 --> 0:12:41.400 a loss your I so I took my loss in 0:12:41.480 --> 0:12:44.079 time to take your lumps. I took my loss in time, 0:12:44.120 --> 0:12:47.200 I know. But here's how else you lost? You Still 0:12:47.360 --> 0:12:50.480 when they finally landed ended up back at the radio station. 0:12:51.080 --> 0:12:54.120 This is why you suck, Brodie, because you still then 0:12:54.160 --> 0:12:56.760 had to drive home from the radio. That's right to 0:12:57.520 --> 0:13:00.000 me the way I I just want the easy way. 0:13:00.080 --> 0:13:01.880 But I would have had to drive home hath at 0:13:01.920 --> 0:13:05.640 least resist. Yes, the morning of my flight, on my 0:13:05.679 --> 0:13:08.760 way to work, I uber into work right now and 0:13:08.840 --> 0:13:11.840 with the crowd the whole way. And then on the 0:13:11.840 --> 0:13:14.319 back end of the trip, when I landed the airport, 0:13:14.720 --> 0:13:17.360 all I gotta do is uber to my goddamn house, right, 0:13:17.400 --> 0:13:18.880 I don't have to go with the radio. Okay, but 0:13:19.000 --> 0:13:22.240 you live right outside the city. But even I don't, 0:13:22.280 --> 0:13:25.080 Baba ba live in Jersey. No, I have a much 0:13:25.120 --> 0:13:27.679 more expensive uber ride from my house to get into city. 0:13:27.720 --> 0:13:32.400 The airport from New Jersey to your house cheaper. But 0:13:32.800 --> 0:13:35.199 you Okay, my mistake was not driving to the airport. 0:13:35.240 --> 0:13:37.360 That was my mist We work in New York City, Yes, 0:13:37.400 --> 0:13:40.520 my my driven to the airport instead. You're gonna uber 0:13:40.600 --> 0:13:43.000 in Manhattan just to get your car to drive back 0:13:43.000 --> 0:13:45.199 to Jersey. And that's what I did. Makes no sense, Okay, 0:13:45.200 --> 0:13:46.679 I should again, I should. What I should have done 0:13:46.800 --> 0:13:49.320 was I should have driven everybody to the airport, have 0:13:49.440 --> 0:13:51.640 them chip in for the gas. And tolls and pay 0:13:51.679 --> 0:13:53.960 help pay for my parking would have cost me ten bucks. 0:13:54.640 --> 0:13:58.280 And okay, but here's the kicker. Here's the kicker. It's Thursday. 0:13:58.400 --> 0:14:01.199 When I flew home Sunday. Guess what hasn't been charged 0:14:01.200 --> 0:14:04.160 on my credit card yet? The FedEx FedEx wine. They 0:14:04.160 --> 0:14:06.720 haven't shipped the wine yet. I think I'm fucked. Did 0:14:06.720 --> 0:14:09.199 he did you call him? I called it? What's today? Thursday? 0:14:09.320 --> 0:14:11.480 I called him Tuesday? I said, hey, hey, man, was 0:14:11.520 --> 0:14:13.960 he drunk? He said no, no, he says, yeah, right, 0:14:14.120 --> 0:14:15.920 he says, I'm taking it home. On my way home. 0:14:16.320 --> 0:14:18.800 I'm gonna drop it off at the FedEx place. I 0:14:18.800 --> 0:14:20.840 got you back, man, I said, well, don't forget to 0:14:20.840 --> 0:14:24.160 ask Hi about the thirteen dollars. No problem. That was Tuesday. 0:14:24.320 --> 0:14:27.640 I keep checking my credit card. Nothing. Well. I had 0:14:27.640 --> 0:14:30.960 a similar situation a couple of years ago with Hurts 0:14:32.000 --> 0:14:35.640 where they my jacket was left in the car after 0:14:35.680 --> 0:14:38.480 I returned it. And that was in UHCT. This is 0:14:38.480 --> 0:14:40.400 why you sucked to travel with no no, no, no, 0:14:40.640 --> 0:14:43.840 I left my jacket. I got home. I called the 0:14:43.880 --> 0:14:46.360 Hurts rent a car guy and he says, oh, I 0:14:46.400 --> 0:14:48.840 found your jacket was in a blue blue hoodie. It's 0:14:48.880 --> 0:14:52.520 my jacket, not the goose one. No, it was just 0:14:52.560 --> 0:14:56.600 a blue jacket. And they they they said, yeah, okay, good, 0:14:56.600 --> 0:14:58.480 we'll FedEx it out to you. I'm like, oh, you're 0:14:58.480 --> 0:15:01.960 the best good sumarity, right, I never saw my fucking jacket. 0:15:02.160 --> 0:15:05.200 In fact, in the days that show. Later I called 0:15:05.240 --> 0:15:08.840 to follow up, they started like throwing me to the 0:15:08.840 --> 0:15:10.520 next guy, like, oh, no, it wasn't me, it was 0:15:10.560 --> 0:15:12.680 this guy. Oh yeah, Oh I don't know. I didn't 0:15:12.680 --> 0:15:17.280 find no jacket. And then they exclaimed whatever, yeah they did. 0:15:17.800 --> 0:15:21.080 It was that kind of hurts place. So anyway, the 0:15:21.160 --> 0:15:25.880 only one who got hurt. Yeah. They kept promising me 0:15:26.080 --> 0:15:29.400 they were gonna FedEx me my found jacket. Here I 0:15:29.440 --> 0:15:31.840 was with a glimmer of hope that somebody who was 0:15:31.880 --> 0:15:34.240 gonna come to my rescue. But her, it's just the 0:15:34.360 --> 0:15:37.400 number one car rental agency AVIS is number two. They 0:15:37.480 --> 0:15:40.160 try harder, well, try harder and get me my bottle 0:15:40.200 --> 0:15:43.720 of wine. You fox, it's it's it's five days. I 0:15:43.760 --> 0:15:46.000 think your wine is going the way of my jacket. 0:15:46.480 --> 0:15:48.000 You're not gonna see that ship. And by the way, 0:15:48.040 --> 0:15:49.960 accounting Sunday before you're like, it's only four days it's 0:15:49.960 --> 0:15:52.080 almost five. You let me know I need an update 0:15:52.200 --> 0:15:55.280 on when um my bottle of wine arrives. Your bottle 0:15:55.280 --> 0:15:58.000 of wine arrives. Yeah, and you know what sucks because 0:15:58.120 --> 0:16:00.440 my wife couldn't come to the wedding, so I felt head. 0:16:00.520 --> 0:16:01.760 So I was like, I'll bring it a bottle of 0:16:01.760 --> 0:16:03.680 her favorite type of wine. This will be great. Yeah. No, 0:16:03.760 --> 0:16:05.640 I got no wine. Got no wine. And I'm like, 0:16:05.760 --> 0:16:07.480 I got you something that's just on its way. You have, 0:16:07.920 --> 0:16:09.920 But but yesterday she goes, did you really get me anything? 0:16:10.080 --> 0:16:13.520 You have? You have something to keep the wine in though. Absolutely. 0:16:13.600 --> 0:16:16.840 Let's raise a glass, my my Broommate glass. Here's a 0:16:16.880 --> 0:16:19.640 toast to our friend Dylan, the founder of Broommate. 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Later on, I'm gonna 0:17:29.040 --> 0:17:31.159 tell you about how I was terrified on the plane 0:17:31.280 --> 0:17:33.240 because we flew on nine eleven and it made me 0:17:33.320 --> 0:17:35.800 my mind just go crazy. But let's talk about the wedding. 0:17:36.040 --> 0:17:38.800 We'll get what a beautiful, what a beautiful affair, mel 0:17:38.840 --> 0:17:40.359 Elvis Duran for those of you who don't didn't know. 0:17:40.400 --> 0:17:42.560 We went to Elvis's wedding this past weekend and it 0:17:42.640 --> 0:17:47.440 was colorful, unreal, he said, beware colorful clothing. And by 0:17:47.440 --> 0:17:49.639 the way, I wore purple shoes. You can see him 0:17:49.640 --> 0:17:52.840 on my Instagram at David Brody and you wore purple tie. 0:17:53.040 --> 0:17:56.639 We coordinated. It was a Day of the Dead themed wedding, 0:17:56.720 --> 0:17:59.600 and of course with you know, you could google what 0:17:59.720 --> 0:18:03.240 the tree in the tradition is there, but all we 0:18:03.240 --> 0:18:06.960 could say is that everything was on. It was like 0:18:07.160 --> 0:18:09.560 a wedding on steroids. It was. It was a sensory 0:18:09.600 --> 0:18:12.920 overload from the from the word go, no stone left unturned, 0:18:13.359 --> 0:18:19.560 every every detail, the most incredible centerpieces for the the 0:18:19.560 --> 0:18:22.720 worl the ceiling they took because you saw the picture. 0:18:22.840 --> 0:18:24.359 Who should put the picture up? Mike? If you go 0:18:24.400 --> 0:18:28.960 to Mikey Russo, m I K I E y no, 0:18:29.080 --> 0:18:32.159 it's I think it's I'll look it up. If you 0:18:32.200 --> 0:18:33.840 go to Mikey Russo, who's the wedding plan and go 0:18:33.880 --> 0:18:37.000 to his page he put up before and after with him. 0:18:37.000 --> 0:18:40.840 Oh yeah, Mikey Russo is one of the top wedding 0:18:40.880 --> 0:18:42.840 planners in the country. There's a lot of celebrity weddings. 0:18:42.880 --> 0:18:45.720 In fact, he was just on the Jonas Brothers tour 0:18:45.800 --> 0:18:49.040 plane because he he did he arraigned some party for 0:18:49.680 --> 0:18:52.760 Danielle Jonas, one of the wives, and so he was 0:18:52.880 --> 0:18:54.080 all his pictures. So you want to see what it 0:18:54.119 --> 0:18:57.000 looks like. But we didn't post the photo bomb picture. 0:18:57.000 --> 0:18:59.840 We should put it up at the wedding planner. Who 0:19:00.000 --> 0:19:02.280 a guy who behind the whole spell Mikey Russo on 0:19:02.280 --> 0:19:05.919 on his Instagram. Hold on, I'm looking for it. By 0:19:05.960 --> 0:19:08.399 the way, you google Mikey Russo on Instagram and all 0:19:08.440 --> 0:19:12.520 these dudes show up. That's why I said. It's like, yeah, 0:19:12.600 --> 0:19:15.119 I'll find him. But anyway, it's m I K I 0:19:15.280 --> 0:19:18.320 E are U S S O. I know I spelled 0:19:18.359 --> 0:19:22.600 it and my K and I. Well anyway, yeah, don't 0:19:22.600 --> 0:19:25.320 get the wrong Mikey Russo. Anyway, So this empty he 0:19:25.359 --> 0:19:28.640 took this giant empty room and they carpeted it. They 0:19:28.680 --> 0:19:31.520 put these wrought iron walls up that that had like 0:19:31.560 --> 0:19:33.600 skulls in them. The whole day to dead, the whole 0:19:33.680 --> 0:19:37.600 dance floor was was painted hand painted to be like 0:19:37.760 --> 0:19:41.439 skulls and Max Elvis's dog. Anyway, if you started with 0:19:41.480 --> 0:19:48.080 the key. The hashtag was Alex and Elvis zero one 0:19:48.200 --> 0:19:50.800 night and you'll see all of our social media and whatever, 0:19:50.840 --> 0:19:52.640 and it was just an amazing thing. But we were 0:19:52.680 --> 0:19:54.280 at people were asking like, are you guys are gonna 0:19:54.280 --> 0:19:58.359 sit together now? Um our web personally put up a 0:19:58.400 --> 0:20:00.200 thing like, oh, what table would you want to sit at? 0:20:00.440 --> 0:20:02.639 And she just randoed it. It It wasn't like the actual 0:20:02.640 --> 0:20:04.720 seating plant. To people like, how how come brody and 0:20:04.720 --> 0:20:06.800 scary on sitting together? Well, of course we were sitting together. 0:20:07.320 --> 0:20:10.119 But here's the thing. We were at table nineteen and 0:20:10.160 --> 0:20:13.960 I'm sorry, Table eighteen. There's a movie called Table nineteen 0:20:14.000 --> 0:20:16.520 which scary of your girlfriend. Robin said, oh my god, 0:20:16.800 --> 0:20:21.359 we're a table nineteen because that's the movie. So I'll 0:20:21.400 --> 0:20:22.919 tell you once I tell you who was sitting with. 0:20:23.160 --> 0:20:25.399 So they were like three or four tables of morning 0:20:25.440 --> 0:20:27.720 show people, because there's like fifteen of us on the 0:20:27.720 --> 0:20:30.520 morning show. Plus almost everyone brought a date or or 0:20:30.680 --> 0:20:34.280 or a spouse, and so there's like table with everyone 0:20:34.280 --> 0:20:36.639 from the morning show, table with everyone from the morning show. 0:20:37.560 --> 0:20:41.520 And our table was scary and and Robin, me and 0:20:41.600 --> 0:20:46.040 I came alone all all weekend in the hotel room um, 0:20:46.119 --> 0:20:49.320 and then a bunch of randos now and I say randalls. 0:20:49.359 --> 0:20:54.080 It was on hold on, not all of them there, 0:20:54.080 --> 0:20:56.000 it was. There was all friends except two people I 0:20:56.000 --> 0:20:58.800 don't know who they were that blonde woman with her. 0:20:59.640 --> 0:21:01.919 So it was all random people. I don't mean randalls 0:21:01.920 --> 0:21:03.680 that we don't know them. So there was a couple 0:21:03.760 --> 0:21:06.120 that we know very well. There was a single girl 0:21:06.160 --> 0:21:09.480 next to me who I know very well. Another couple. Right, 0:21:09.520 --> 0:21:12.240 It was one to three couples that we knew, but 0:21:12.280 --> 0:21:14.080 it was nowhere from the morning show was like one 0:21:14.119 --> 0:21:16.720 person that works for corporate, two people that we used 0:21:16.720 --> 0:21:18.439 to be our photographer for the morning show, and his 0:21:18.480 --> 0:21:21.040 lovely wife. Across from us were two people that he 0:21:21.119 --> 0:21:24.159 is saying, is we weren't It wasn't. There was. It 0:21:24.240 --> 0:21:26.919 wasn't the people that we were closest, And I'm not complaining, 0:21:26.920 --> 0:21:28.879 but like, there was two people from the radio industry 0:21:28.920 --> 0:21:30.840 that we know and we're friends with. So it was 0:21:30.880 --> 0:21:34.000 a good table, but it wasn't like all the people 0:21:34.040 --> 0:21:36.840 you guys know we work with. Right, So Brody got 0:21:36.840 --> 0:21:39.720 this thing in his head like, dude, we are the 0:21:39.720 --> 0:21:41.639 outcast table, you know. I felt like we were the 0:21:41.720 --> 0:21:44.000 left over were left were left over right now in 0:21:44.040 --> 0:21:47.520 the movie Table nineteen, have you seen it? No, I 0:21:47.600 --> 0:21:49.879 just saw the synopsis of it, right, it isn't it? 0:21:49.960 --> 0:21:52.720 A bunch of people who realized they are that there's 0:21:52.840 --> 0:21:56.320 nine tables. They realized they're the last table, and they 0:21:56.359 --> 0:21:59.320 realized that none of them are like close with the 0:21:59.359 --> 0:22:01.720 bride and groul and they rebel against the bride, and 0:22:01.720 --> 0:22:04.480 they out of the way to ruin the wedding party. Right. So, 0:22:04.480 --> 0:22:07.680 so we were a table eighteen and kept calling a 0:22:07.760 --> 0:22:13.840 table nine. Again, we're not complaining. It was just it 0:22:14.040 --> 0:22:16.480 was just it was an unusual mix of people and 0:22:16.480 --> 0:22:19.439 it was just us. Now, I want to thank people 0:22:19.480 --> 0:22:24.400 who came to my rescue on Instagram, thanking me left 0:22:24.440 --> 0:22:27.040 and right for documenting as much as I possibly could 0:22:27.080 --> 0:22:29.000 for the wedding. You might as well have been the 0:22:29.080 --> 0:22:32.360 videographer for the wedding. No, you know what, the listeners 0:22:32.400 --> 0:22:35.000 wanted a piece of this. They wanted, you know, Elvis 0:22:35.280 --> 0:22:39.560 didn't give any rules about not posting. You know, I 0:22:39.600 --> 0:22:43.080 would have respected his wishes gladly. But people wanted to 0:22:43.119 --> 0:22:45.440 see what the wedding was all about. They wanted to 0:22:45.440 --> 0:22:47.720 see a little bit of the ceremony. They wanted to 0:22:47.720 --> 0:22:50.159 see a little bit of, you know, the reception and 0:22:50.200 --> 0:22:53.160 who's dancing, and so I gave everybody a little taste. 0:22:53.160 --> 0:22:55.480 I gave a little taste of Uncle Johnny singing his song. 0:22:56.200 --> 0:22:59.359 You know Uncle Johnny sings, Uh, what a wonderful world. 0:22:59.640 --> 0:23:01.320 I a little bit of the dance. So we did 0:23:01.320 --> 0:23:03.080 a great job. I saw some of your pictures and 0:23:03.160 --> 0:23:05.080 some of your video, you know what. But I wanted 0:23:05.080 --> 0:23:07.560 to show people. I wanted to show that some of 0:23:07.600 --> 0:23:11.240 the people like from our like Carolina, past members of 0:23:11.240 --> 0:23:13.440 our morning show that were at the wedding with us. 0:23:13.600 --> 0:23:16.480 I wanted to show everyone in pictures and video as 0:23:16.520 --> 0:23:18.680 much as I could, and and all their dress. But 0:23:19.080 --> 0:23:21.600 everyone was texting me aside. They were d m ng 0:23:21.640 --> 0:23:25.440 me sliding into my d ms all weekend, scary. Thank 0:23:25.520 --> 0:23:28.640 you for doing this. I knew that I could count on, yes, 0:23:28.680 --> 0:23:34.639 that the people were very appreciative that were pitching that 0:23:34.760 --> 0:23:36.879 I was putting. I know, I know, no, I know 0:23:36.960 --> 0:23:38.840 it was nobody who's the slice? Was none of our 0:23:38.880 --> 0:23:43.000 listeners on this podcast. But there were people complaining, Ah, 0:23:43.040 --> 0:23:45.280 how could you post I was walking down the aisle. 0:23:45.880 --> 0:23:49.880 That's not right. How could you post kissing Alex So yeah, 0:23:49.920 --> 0:23:52.560 but there was people people were like, this is their wedding. 0:23:52.560 --> 0:23:54.640 How can you like, why are you showing them that's 0:23:54.680 --> 0:23:58.120 private moments? You shouldn't be taking advantage for your Instagram heads. Listen, 0:23:58.920 --> 0:24:00.680 I don't understand how people listened to the show. And 0:24:00.720 --> 0:24:03.920 don't get it. We are in the spotlight. People want 0:24:03.960 --> 0:24:05.920 to come to our social media. That's why they followed. 0:24:05.960 --> 0:24:08.399 That's why you follow anybody. You follow people because you 0:24:08.440 --> 0:24:10.119 want to see the kind of things they post. I 0:24:10.200 --> 0:24:12.359 follow people because I want to see what they post. Right, 0:24:13.160 --> 0:24:16.760 You don't think Elvis told us the rules beforehand, like, hey, 0:24:16.840 --> 0:24:19.280 you guys post whatever you want. You think he said 0:24:19.280 --> 0:24:22.639 don't post and we posted anyway? Do you think he right? 0:24:22.840 --> 0:24:25.520 It's like what like he's not here this week on 0:24:25.520 --> 0:24:27.879 the Big Show, so Nate's hosting, right, he's kind of 0:24:27.920 --> 0:24:31.359 like master ceremonies, keeping the ship, the ships rolling along. 0:24:31.560 --> 0:24:33.440 People are texting and Nate stop trying to be the 0:24:33.480 --> 0:24:35.280 boss while you running the show. Do you think he 0:24:35.320 --> 0:24:37.800 did it on his own? You don't think Elvis said 0:24:37.880 --> 0:24:39.359 this is what I want when I'm gone. It was 0:24:39.400 --> 0:24:42.160 all planned and then you and and then there are people. Again, 0:24:42.160 --> 0:24:46.160 none of our slices who are so concerned with everything 0:24:46.160 --> 0:24:50.000 that wasn't in the pictures. Oh, he's a beautiful picture 0:24:50.000 --> 0:24:52.479 of Elvis finding the man of his dreams and at 0:24:52.520 --> 0:24:57.720 this unbelievable moment in his life. Hey, finding fault. Comment, Hey, 0:24:57.800 --> 0:25:00.280 how come this person is not at the wedding? Comment? Hey, 0:25:00.280 --> 0:25:03.080 why isn't this happening? How about focus on what is happening. 0:25:03.560 --> 0:25:05.920 How about don't worry about what you think you know 0:25:06.119 --> 0:25:11.520 what you just don't don't hijack people's moments. Right, we're 0:25:11.560 --> 0:25:14.440 putting up. We having a great time. Oh well, why 0:25:14.520 --> 0:25:16.800 isn't this person in the picture with you? Why why 0:25:16.840 --> 0:25:19.879 isn't Garrett in that picture? Why? Why come you left out? Brody? 0:25:19.880 --> 0:25:22.800 And that? Don't worry about us. Just enjoy what's in 0:25:22.840 --> 0:25:25.119 the picture. And by the way, there three and forty 0:25:25.160 --> 0:25:28.359 people there, right, not everyone? Could everybody? Let's get together 0:25:28.400 --> 0:25:31.760 for a picture. And again some people are not gonna 0:25:31.800 --> 0:25:33.720 be there. You might have gone to take a ship 0:25:34.480 --> 0:25:38.760 and they're taking a picture. That's correct. Again, not our slices. 0:25:39.760 --> 0:25:43.080 Because if it's not for our slices, why are we 0:25:43.080 --> 0:25:45.240 giving this message in? Because I want these people because 0:25:45.240 --> 0:25:48.160 the slices are smart, wonderful people. Get it. I feel 0:25:48.160 --> 0:25:51.480 like we're reprimanding and yelling at our own audience. No, 0:25:51.800 --> 0:25:55.560 not not the slices, because our slices. No, if you're 0:25:55.560 --> 0:25:59.760 gonna talk about someone, don't at them right, don't act 0:25:59.800 --> 0:26:04.359 the pulling. Someone did, hey, hey this woman, Hey I 0:26:04.400 --> 0:26:07.760 have a question women, but but no, No, someone was 0:26:07.800 --> 0:26:10.959 a real dick on my thread on one of my 0:26:11.040 --> 0:26:14.840 fucking pictures and add a person who was not an 0:26:14.840 --> 0:26:18.320 attendance and then said, hey, why are you not there? 0:26:18.440 --> 0:26:21.160 At you? I might make them feel like shit, why 0:26:21.800 --> 0:26:23.960 I don't think they think about that. Look, if you 0:26:24.000 --> 0:26:26.800 want to ask why my no isn't there, you don't 0:26:26.840 --> 0:26:28.920 have to write at mike. You can just say, hey, 0:26:28.920 --> 0:26:32.040 why is the mike there? Because because these are the people, 0:26:32.040 --> 0:26:34.959 these are ship stirs. Also, I want to start out right. 0:26:35.000 --> 0:26:37.520 And here's another thing. If someone's not invited to something, 0:26:37.560 --> 0:26:39.280 and again, I had nothing to do with anything, I 0:26:39.320 --> 0:26:41.679 love all, serve all, you know me. But if someone's 0:26:41.680 --> 0:26:44.679 not invited to something, it's not first of all, not 0:26:44.720 --> 0:26:48.280 your business. Second of all, it's like it's awkward, like 0:26:48.440 --> 0:26:50.840 it's actually someone gonna tell you it's someone. Hey, if 0:26:50.880 --> 0:26:52.280 you have a party, right, and you go to party 0:26:52.280 --> 0:26:55.600 and go, hey man, why isn't uh? Why isn't Janine 0:26:55.640 --> 0:26:57.399 at the party? Why don't you invite Janine? Do you 0:26:57.400 --> 0:26:59.280 think the guy is gonna go? Oh, I'll tell you 0:26:59.280 --> 0:27:01.000 why it invite You know he's gonna go. It's tell 0:27:01.000 --> 0:27:03.000 your business. You don't ask go to the party for 0:27:03.080 --> 0:27:06.920 the time that you weren't invited, Brody to the rooftop 0:27:06.960 --> 0:27:11.320 party when you called an you're allowed to you? Yes, 0:27:11.560 --> 0:27:14.119 you're a dick. That's right, you're a dick. There was 0:27:14.160 --> 0:27:16.840 some some crazy record label party and I wasn't invited. 0:27:17.640 --> 0:27:21.760 Scary called me drunk, hey man and chewing yeah seventy seven? 0:27:21.760 --> 0:27:26.800 Hold on, okay, okay us. While you're at it, you 0:27:26.840 --> 0:27:29.920 got these These aren't cny rice Risotto balls and you're 0:27:29.920 --> 0:27:32.040 missing out on them. Where are you, Brody? This is 0:27:32.040 --> 0:27:35.119 the greatest party, celebrities here. Why aren't you here? And 0:27:35.160 --> 0:27:38.360 I said I wasn't invited. Why wouldn't you be invited? 0:27:38.400 --> 0:27:40.600 You should be invited? You should comment's the greatest I 0:27:40.640 --> 0:27:42.119 was being a drunk dude. We have the audio and 0:27:42.200 --> 0:27:43.159 here if you want to find it. But if that 0:27:43.240 --> 0:27:45.600 doesn't matter, I'll find it if you can find it. Okay, 0:27:45.760 --> 0:27:49.679 so do we were playing on this podcast? No, don't, 0:27:50.200 --> 0:27:51.920 don't add people. You know we should the time or 0:27:51.960 --> 0:27:54.080 the time that a bunch of us flew to Miami 0:27:54.480 --> 0:27:57.280 and we're hanging out on someone's yacht and then, uh, 0:27:57.359 --> 0:28:00.360 you guys put up pictures. Great, he was like, why 0:28:00.480 --> 0:28:02.760 wasn't I'm not invited. But they were putting up peak 0:28:02.760 --> 0:28:05.600 pictures on social media. You know that makes people feel bad. 0:28:06.160 --> 0:28:07.879 That was not I was not the one who put pictures. 0:28:08.080 --> 0:28:10.200 But you were on the boat with bottles of champagne 0:28:11.000 --> 0:28:13.040 and you told you told him you were going home 0:28:13.080 --> 0:28:16.240 for the weekend. He didn't feel well. Am I looking 0:28:16.240 --> 0:28:18.080 at Brody? When am I looking up here? I don't know? Party? 0:28:18.160 --> 0:28:20.720 Scary calls Brody about a party. Yeah, I was with 0:28:21.040 --> 0:28:24.359 t J. Okay, by the way, speaking is speaking talking 0:28:24.359 --> 0:28:27.040 with your mouthful of food. One of our listeners caught 0:28:27.080 --> 0:28:31.280 you doing it again in Elvis's house. Yeah, I was 0:28:31.320 --> 0:28:34.600 doing Scary was doing an instant story, doing a video 0:28:34.760 --> 0:28:38.320 and he was giving a tour of the house. Beautiful house, 0:28:38.440 --> 0:28:57.000 be ridiculous. Here we go. Huh my favorite, yeah, my favorite? Yeah? Yeah, 0:28:57.280 --> 0:29:01.800 sorry about that. I will okay. So I was like, yeah, 0:29:01.920 --> 0:29:05.280 I was. I want to give credit. That was Curtis Hallowell. 0:29:05.560 --> 0:29:07.280 But we were in the middle of a commercial break 0:29:07.400 --> 0:29:09.320 and I had a chance to, you know, give a 0:29:09.320 --> 0:29:12.160 little tour of Elvis's house. And you couldn't put the 0:29:12.160 --> 0:29:14.760 food down though long enough to give the I mean 0:29:14.880 --> 0:29:16.360 I had, you know, I had to do two things 0:29:16.360 --> 0:29:22.160 at once. I'm looking for the clip about being a 0:29:22.200 --> 0:29:25.239 pick prick to Brodie. Is it? Oh? Yeah, here it is. 0:29:25.480 --> 0:29:29.320 This is me calling Brody from a rooftop party, wondering 0:29:29.320 --> 0:29:32.520 why he wasn't there. We're getting wasted at Elvis durand 0:29:32.560 --> 0:29:38.840 groups um party. Everybody, the whole world. Where are you 0:29:39.840 --> 0:29:42.800 from two to five this afternoon in Soho on the 0:29:42.840 --> 0:29:49.360 rooftop deck. We're hosting cocktails yesterday? It was right right, 0:29:49.400 --> 0:29:51.479 you don't remember when you're walking yesterday right before that? 0:29:52.840 --> 0:29:55.720 All right, it doesn't matter. You're you're missing out. You 0:29:55.760 --> 0:29:58.600 should you should have been here, man, I gotta go here. 0:30:01.880 --> 0:30:09.520 I gotta go here. Hashtag ton Tartar here not the worst. 0:30:09.920 --> 0:30:12.280 I feel like I there was a reason I did that. 0:30:12.320 --> 0:30:14.000 I might I think I was pissed at you that day, 0:30:14.040 --> 0:30:15.520 and I was just trying to get back. That's why 0:30:15.600 --> 0:30:18.720 you recorded it. Yeah, I recorded me calling you from 0:30:18.800 --> 0:30:22.120 that's really that's that's a bit much. Well, you know 0:30:22.160 --> 0:30:24.680 what I was several years ago. You know, that was 0:30:24.720 --> 0:30:27.240 a period of time where we were all recording everything 0:30:27.240 --> 0:30:29.160 we did with each other. We had hit we kept 0:30:29.160 --> 0:30:32.080 like leaving our phones on the counter record. Yeah. Yeah, 0:30:32.120 --> 0:30:33.520 t J used to build on our show that it 0:30:33.600 --> 0:30:36.520 was a big thing hitting Mike things. So, yeah, you 0:30:36.560 --> 0:30:38.080 were a dick to me that day. I really was 0:30:38.160 --> 0:30:40.760 you to take this opportunity to apologize to you. Oh, 0:30:41.040 --> 0:30:45.080 should buy me a dinner? I already did, he did. Yeah, 0:30:45.080 --> 0:30:48.520 you want to do a steak Dinner update, Steak dinner update, 0:30:48.560 --> 0:30:52.720 that's fine, hold on, yeah, because I have a steak 0:30:52.720 --> 0:30:55.200 dinner update for Let's paint the picture while you're looking 0:30:55.200 --> 0:30:57.920 for the jingle. We uh, we went out to dinner 0:30:57.960 --> 0:31:01.040 Thursday night, uh, which was the second night we were 0:31:01.040 --> 0:31:04.040 in town, and Scary says, I'll take care of everybody, 0:31:04.240 --> 0:31:07.400 Gonna invite everybody who's everybody on the morning to everybody, 0:31:07.600 --> 0:31:10.320 like twenty five people. I'm gonna I know this restaurant, 0:31:10.360 --> 0:31:12.280 they got a back room. I'm gonna order getbody to 0:31:12.280 --> 0:31:20.520 go and what happen? Everybody cances on you by scary Jones. 0:31:21.400 --> 0:31:23.680 So we end up end up being like nine people, 0:31:23.880 --> 0:31:25.960 nine people going to dinner. And it was Greg T, 0:31:26.880 --> 0:31:29.280 it was there, I was in attendance, Brody was there, 0:31:29.360 --> 0:31:31.720 Danielle de Lullo. You don't have to know the rest. 0:31:31.800 --> 0:31:33.520 They just know that there were nine people, know, Greg 0:31:33.560 --> 0:31:35.240 T and his wife, you and your girlfriend. Nine told 0:31:35.880 --> 0:31:37.680 and those people are gonna come up in the story. 0:31:37.760 --> 0:31:40.160 So I have to, okay, like nine people. There nine people, 0:31:40.200 --> 0:31:42.680 So we had the private room. Yes, and I'm gonna 0:31:42.760 --> 0:31:44.480 just give the overview version, and if you want to 0:31:44.480 --> 0:31:47.880 go into detail and get more granular, feel freak. Okay, 0:31:47.960 --> 0:31:52.960 but but here's what ultimately for nine people. The bill 0:31:53.080 --> 0:31:56.320 came and Greg T and I these are the facts. Okay, 0:31:56.320 --> 0:31:59.760 forget about how it happened, but the facts are Greg T. 0:32:00.040 --> 0:32:04.240 I split the bill at half bill. The bill came 0:32:04.240 --> 0:32:07.040 out to six hundred dollars and he decided to give 0:32:07.400 --> 0:32:11.240 tip so seven for nine people. That this was a 0:32:11.320 --> 0:32:14.160 higher class restaurant, and we hadn't spent any money because 0:32:14.160 --> 0:32:15.760 we were getting a free ride the whole way. But 0:32:15.800 --> 0:32:19.280 this was out big night. We're not trying. We were 0:32:19.280 --> 0:32:22.240 at were at a nice place, but you gotta by 0:32:22.360 --> 0:32:25.440 ordered a steak. Hold on, hold On, hold On. I 0:32:25.600 --> 0:32:27.080 ordered the one thing I would eat on the menu 0:32:27.160 --> 0:32:29.000 because they changed the menu every three days and when 0:32:29.000 --> 0:32:31.560 I looked up online, so all I had was a literal. 0:32:32.040 --> 0:32:35.080 I had a little tenderloin, a little steak. You ordered 0:32:35.200 --> 0:32:37.600 that was your entree. Was not listening under entrees, it 0:32:37.680 --> 0:32:40.400 was an entree. Hold on, hold on, hold on. So 0:32:40.600 --> 0:32:42.760 I went into hold on. I went into this meal 0:32:43.560 --> 0:32:45.720 assuming I was going to pay for it. So I 0:32:45.920 --> 0:32:49.680 ordered a relatively inexpensive I didn't order the fancy seafood dishes. 0:32:49.920 --> 0:32:53.600 I ordered the medium price steak. I ordered one appetizer. 0:32:53.640 --> 0:32:56.040 You guys ordered like ten appetizers for the table, which 0:32:56.120 --> 0:32:59.160 I which I did not chicken liver, Yeah, I did not, 0:32:59.600 --> 0:33:05.800 but take in all the appetizers that you ordered. Okay, 0:33:06.280 --> 0:33:09.160 but okay, okay, but okay. So anyway, so hold on, 0:33:09.600 --> 0:33:12.160 I didn't I didn't have diet coke, so I didn't 0:33:12.200 --> 0:33:14.600 get a soda. And Gregg he ordered three bottles of 0:33:14.680 --> 0:33:18.800 wine and I don't really drink. It doesn't matter, no, no, okay, 0:33:18.880 --> 0:33:25.480 So what happened? And you're you're appetizer was also in 0:33:25.800 --> 0:33:28.160 It was twelve dollars? Was it? It was twelve dollars. 0:33:28.160 --> 0:33:31.200 I wouldn't get a twenty appetizes twelve dollars now because 0:33:31.200 --> 0:33:33.680 I thought was splitting the check. I tried. I tried 0:33:33.720 --> 0:33:35.320 to keep it. Yeah, that came with the food. I 0:33:35.400 --> 0:33:38.600 didn't pay extra asides. When the bill comes, I texted 0:33:38.640 --> 0:33:40.400 Scary and I said, hey, man, I'm not paying for 0:33:40.480 --> 0:33:43.040 that wine. I'm out the Scaries like, no, I got it. 0:33:43.560 --> 0:33:47.480 And then then that's fair because right, so, so you 0:33:47.520 --> 0:33:48.680 were going to be out on the wine. Right, So 0:33:48.800 --> 0:33:51.200 gregg t decides he's gonna do the math on his 0:33:51.280 --> 0:33:55.440 phone and figure out how much everybody owes. So Scary says, hey, man, broo, 0:33:55.560 --> 0:33:58.080 drink take out the wine because I got it. I 0:33:58.120 --> 0:34:00.640 got it. Yeah. So, like twenty minutes later, he's still 0:34:00.680 --> 0:34:03.560 like on his phone trying to figure out the bill. 0:34:03.680 --> 0:34:06.720 So I said, Craig, give me the bill. I'm really good. 0:34:06.800 --> 0:34:08.600 Let me see. I can do math in my head. 0:34:09.040 --> 0:34:12.040 I'll figure it out. No, I got it. So after 0:34:12.160 --> 0:34:13.640 like twenty five minutes of him not being able to 0:34:13.680 --> 0:34:15.839 figure out how to put a check nine ways, he goes, 0:34:15.920 --> 0:34:19.000 fuck it. Scary, here's the check, give me a credit 0:34:19.040 --> 0:34:21.960 card with splitting it. That's it, and he got all man, 0:34:22.600 --> 0:34:24.520 Great got all man, But I was There was no 0:34:24.680 --> 0:34:27.759 gracious moment. There was no hey, you go, hey, we're 0:34:27.800 --> 0:34:30.080 gonna take care of this bill tonight. Don't worry about it. 0:34:30.320 --> 0:34:33.160 At the end, out of Great Tea's inability to do math, 0:34:33.560 --> 0:34:36.080 he looked at you and said, we make enough money. 0:34:36.360 --> 0:34:38.560 Fuck it, let's just put the check. And we did, 0:34:38.800 --> 0:34:41.880 and you did. But it doesn't have to be borne 0:34:41.880 --> 0:34:45.640 out of a gracious moment. The factor the facts. The 0:34:45.719 --> 0:34:48.880 fact is I paid Hold on a second, I paid 0:34:49.200 --> 0:34:52.279 half of the bill, right, did I not? You ended 0:34:52.320 --> 0:34:56.960 up yes, and I said, hey, it posted to my right. 0:34:57.080 --> 0:34:58.920 It's all my credit card, right, And I said, scary, 0:34:59.160 --> 0:35:01.080 I'll give you half the money, and you looked at 0:35:01.120 --> 0:35:02.920 me and you went, no, I just bought you a 0:35:02.960 --> 0:35:06.319 steak dinner. Yes, I did a steak dinner. And I'll 0:35:06.320 --> 0:35:08.000 tell you why. It doesn't count. It counts, No, it 0:35:08.080 --> 0:35:18.120 doesn't count. The update is you tweeted that you brought 0:35:18.160 --> 0:35:20.239 me steak dinner and we were fighting on Twitter and 0:35:20.320 --> 0:35:21.919 people are like, oh my god, here they're going again. 0:35:22.480 --> 0:35:25.240 Number one, you had no intention to buying me dinner, 0:35:25.320 --> 0:35:28.319 but I didn't know the fact. Hold on number two. 0:35:28.440 --> 0:35:31.480 He came out of my pocket to the two. Hold 0:35:31.520 --> 0:35:35.839 on number two. Hold on, there's your math. Number two. 0:35:36.440 --> 0:35:39.400 You'allly paid for half dinner, right, you didn't pay for 0:35:39.480 --> 0:35:41.520 the whole thing. For all I know, Greg team could 0:35:41.520 --> 0:35:43.120 have picked up my tap and you picked up the 0:35:43.120 --> 0:35:45.240 tap other people. Dude, we picked up the entire table. 0:35:46.640 --> 0:35:48.440 You didn't pay for my meal. Second of all, it's 0:35:48.480 --> 0:35:50.879 all part of going to dinner and knowing someone's buying 0:35:50.920 --> 0:35:53.120 you dinner, is you treat yourself a little better. You 0:35:53.200 --> 0:35:55.280 get to pick the restaurant, you get a better steak, 0:35:55.320 --> 0:35:57.239 You go to a steak agreed. You said, hey, let's 0:35:57.239 --> 0:35:59.719 go to that place. No, I didn't. You said, hey, man, 0:36:00.000 --> 0:36:02.600 everyone's going, you'll go. So then then you called me. 0:36:03.000 --> 0:36:05.520 You called me an hour before dinner and said, hey, um, 0:36:05.880 --> 0:36:08.759 everybody's canceling. You're still going, right? No, nine people that 0:36:08.880 --> 0:36:10.320 ended up going with us. But it was supposed to 0:36:11.719 --> 0:36:15.440 like that, God it wasn't much more So you're like, hey, 0:36:15.680 --> 0:36:18.560 everybody's backing out. I'm really pissed. Everybody. Everybody's just screwed me. 0:36:18.640 --> 0:36:20.840 Old everybody else wanted to do their own thing the right. 0:36:21.040 --> 0:36:22.680 So I said, so you said, hey, it's a highly 0:36:22.760 --> 0:36:25.720 rated restaurant. It's the everybody says it's great. And I said, okay, 0:36:26.080 --> 0:36:27.799 I didn't say I want to go there. I said 0:36:27.880 --> 0:36:31.960 I'll go. I'm a team player. You were happy, we laughed. 0:36:32.120 --> 0:36:33.920 I did. I didn't get a drink. I was trying 0:36:33.960 --> 0:36:37.680 to save money. You ate, you had a steak. You 0:36:37.760 --> 0:36:45.719 had a steak. Here's what Zach Wheels says, they right now. Eventually, 0:36:45.920 --> 0:36:49.640 eventually he knows the story. Eventually he might understand he 0:36:49.719 --> 0:36:51.799 needs to spend his money at his time to buy 0:36:51.840 --> 0:36:53.640 you a steak dinner and not get you a free 0:36:53.680 --> 0:36:56.439 steak at a restaurant. I discount Zach Wheel's comment because 0:36:56.440 --> 0:36:59.640 he didn't. Is that these people are are no no, 0:36:59.760 --> 0:37:06.760 these hold on shady ejaculating nobody about shitty jew mobster. 0:37:07.280 --> 0:37:10.960 Nobody knows the story until right now. These people have 0:37:11.040 --> 0:37:14.279 already been responded. Okay, yeah, you're let me tell you. 0:37:15.239 --> 0:37:18.040 Hold on, okay, you tell me if shady jew mobster 0:37:18.160 --> 0:37:19.840 is wrong. Even though he didn't know all the facts, 0:37:20.360 --> 0:37:23.480 he said, scary Jones just tries to capitalize when steak 0:37:23.560 --> 0:37:25.600 is an option, so we can try to make it even. 0:37:25.880 --> 0:37:28.920 But you sacrifice that your friends could benefit. I sacrificed. 0:37:29.640 --> 0:37:31.920 Has that in mind? The steak dinner he takes you 0:37:31.960 --> 0:37:34.480 out for will make it even. Hashtag even is not even. 0:37:34.560 --> 0:37:36.440 You're wrong. Don't let me pull out the wrong jingle. 0:37:36.480 --> 0:37:41.560 You're wrong. You're wrong. You I wrong because thousands of 0:37:41.640 --> 0:37:44.440 dollars were at Steak that I got you at Steak. 0:37:44.560 --> 0:37:47.040 That's right. T a k E. I got, and I 0:37:48.080 --> 0:37:51.240 tarnished my career for you and Greg. Now I've paid 0:37:51.280 --> 0:37:54.840 you dinner twice. You did not. We're not rehacting the 0:37:54.920 --> 0:37:59.680 first time. We're talking about what happened at this dinner. 0:38:00.280 --> 0:38:02.359 You didn't say, Brody, I'm gonna take you to dinner. 0:38:02.360 --> 0:38:04.920 You gonna order whatever you want. I I chinseed out 0:38:04.960 --> 0:38:07.600 on dinner. I didn't get aside. I didn't get a drink. 0:38:08.000 --> 0:38:10.800 I got dick. I got nothing. The first time, the 0:38:10.880 --> 0:38:13.560 first time we agree with the six dollars plus taxes 0:38:13.640 --> 0:38:16.080 my dinner. The first time we agreed on a restaurant, 0:38:16.280 --> 0:38:18.719 we spent the time, we agreed. Time has to be 0:38:18.840 --> 0:38:21.080 part of it. A wonderful meal, and who paid for 0:38:21.200 --> 0:38:25.840 an accidentally was free as they still tipped a hundred 0:38:25.880 --> 0:38:28.880 dollars that night, which I offered to pay half. And 0:38:28.960 --> 0:38:31.719 I offered to give your money Thursday night. I said, scared, 0:38:31.719 --> 0:38:33.680 I'll give you ninety bucks. You said, I don't want 0:38:33.760 --> 0:38:36.719 your money. I just put you stake that even then 0:38:37.239 --> 0:38:39.759 and now the three five dollars came out of my 0:38:39.840 --> 0:38:42.239 wallet you paid for are the people's dinner. Don't matter. 0:38:42.400 --> 0:38:46.640 You paid for dinner you were part of. You doesn't 0:38:46.680 --> 0:38:50.600 do bathroom benefited? You benefited. I told you, I offered you. 0:38:51.040 --> 0:38:53.600 I offered you and and great team money. 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Well I did this. 0:40:30.000 --> 0:40:31.360 Guys staring at it, and we give you on to 0:40:31.400 --> 0:40:36.520 today's show. Maybe tomorrow, but today. Okay, Well he's looking 0:40:36.600 --> 0:40:38.759 to continue. So we're at dinner, and you know how 0:40:38.840 --> 0:40:41.360 you are when you're like recommending stuff. I gotta try this, 0:40:41.440 --> 0:40:44.360 I try. I heard it's a gag, you said, So 0:40:44.719 --> 0:40:48.480 Elvis says, we gotta try the carrot hot dog. Elvis says, 0:40:48.480 --> 0:40:49.520 it's the best thing. Going to manu you with the 0:40:49.520 --> 0:40:51.839 carrot hot dog? It was? And then you said, then 0:40:51.840 --> 0:40:53.239 you would looked around you, so what do you think 0:40:53.280 --> 0:40:54.960 that is like a vegetable thing? What do you think 0:40:55.000 --> 0:40:58.040 that is? And I said, scary, it's a carrot hot dogs, 0:40:58.080 --> 0:41:01.160 a carrot in a bun, it's hot dog cart. But 0:41:01.239 --> 0:41:03.520 you asked if it's some kind of vegetable thing. You 0:41:03.560 --> 0:41:05.480 think it's like a vegetable thing. I'm guessing it was. 0:41:05.920 --> 0:41:08.279 It's like the name tells you what it is so 0:41:08.400 --> 0:41:10.239 in the way it came over and you're like a 0:41:10.600 --> 0:41:12.720 kind of cat hot dog. He's like the menu anymore. 0:41:12.760 --> 0:41:14.560 So I was like, hey man, what's the carrot hot dog? 0:41:15.520 --> 0:41:19.160 Carrot and hot dog bun? What did you think it was? Okay, 0:41:19.680 --> 0:41:21.440 I wasn't thinking the other thing I want to call 0:41:21.480 --> 0:41:24.360 you out on. Other than is that what this podcast 0:41:24.440 --> 0:41:26.759 is about. I want to talk about the ship. I 0:41:26.800 --> 0:41:28.120 want to talk about the guy on the plane that's 0:41:28.160 --> 0:41:30.839 kid to hellab But real quick, we were talking about 0:41:31.239 --> 0:41:33.200 on the Big Show this week, have you ever been 0:41:33.280 --> 0:41:36.200 sprayed with pepper spray? Right? Have you gotten pepper sprayed 0:41:36.239 --> 0:41:39.160 in the face? And you said, Oh, I grew up 0:41:39.160 --> 0:41:41.400 in Brooklyn, a tough neighborhood. I can't believe I was 0:41:41.440 --> 0:41:45.399 never pepper sprayed. Let me tell you something. I don't 0:41:45.440 --> 0:41:47.919 know where you grew up, like ten blocks from where 0:41:47.920 --> 0:41:49.840 I grew up, and get there. When you think of 0:41:49.920 --> 0:41:52.959 a tough neighborhood, yeah, what the mean streets when guys 0:41:53.040 --> 0:41:55.680 wrap hip hop guys and they come from the streets. 0:41:56.239 --> 0:41:59.000 They talked about drug dealing and shooting and glocks and 0:41:59.160 --> 0:42:03.680 gats and right knives and baseball bats. Our neighborhood was tough. 0:42:04.000 --> 0:42:05.719 There was guys in there who are may be members 0:42:05.760 --> 0:42:11.960 of the organized crime families. Maybe maybe they were people 0:42:12.000 --> 0:42:14.760 getting hit with bats, were people getting their stores burned 0:42:14.800 --> 0:42:18.040 down there, people getting stabbed every once in a while. 0:42:18.120 --> 0:42:19.560 And then if they were, you know, they knew the 0:42:19.640 --> 0:42:23.759 wrong people. I don't know what tough neighborhood you're talking 0:42:23.760 --> 0:42:26.959 about where people go around pepper spraying themselves, or trying 0:42:27.000 --> 0:42:29.360 to say that pepper spray is a little soft for 0:42:29.800 --> 0:42:32.480 I'm saying, when you see Mario coming down the street, 0:42:32.800 --> 0:42:35.520 you don't go look out. He's got pepper spray, he's 0:42:35.520 --> 0:42:38.600 got pressed knuckles, he's got a bat in his hand. 0:42:38.800 --> 0:42:40.520 I get that he's gonna hit you with a chair. 0:42:40.680 --> 0:42:42.640 I'm trying to say. No, you're like, I can't believe 0:42:42.680 --> 0:42:44.319 in a tough neighborhood like mine. I didn't get HI 0:42:44.320 --> 0:42:46.839 with pepper spray. I just think I wo walk around 0:42:46.840 --> 0:42:48.960 with pepper sprice and they don't get raped. No, I 0:42:49.040 --> 0:42:52.640 get that right. And tough guys who want protection money 0:42:52.960 --> 0:42:55.880 for their stories, you don't burn down like hey, I 0:42:56.040 --> 0:42:57.600 hate for something bad to happen here. If you don't 0:42:57.600 --> 0:42:59.600 pays protection money, we might have to come back here 0:42:59.600 --> 0:43:04.000 at night and pepper spray? You who does that? Well, 0:43:04.200 --> 0:43:06.600 all I'm saying, all I'm getting at is we did 0:43:06.680 --> 0:43:11.759 live in a neighborhood where people were, you know, they 0:43:11.800 --> 0:43:15.280 were a little more violent violent. So yeah, I know, violent, 0:43:15.680 --> 0:43:19.040 but so so even more so those people you would 0:43:19.080 --> 0:43:21.919 think would carry the violent people of the women would 0:43:21.920 --> 0:43:25.279 carry peppers. Okay, So you attack women, is what you're saying. No, 0:43:25.400 --> 0:43:27.480 I've never been in touch. I've never been in contact 0:43:27.520 --> 0:43:29.840 with pepper. Okay. So what you just said was the 0:43:29.920 --> 0:43:32.200 only people that carried pepper spray, and I was tough 0:43:32.239 --> 0:43:34.480 neighbors with the women. I made it to my forties 0:43:34.960 --> 0:43:40.040 without ever being in contact. By the way I want 0:43:40.120 --> 0:43:43.080 to write, but I'm just kind of surprokate. So let's 0:43:43.080 --> 0:43:45.080 take what you said where we listen, we grew up 0:43:45.120 --> 0:43:48.719 in a blue collar, tough neighborhood. So so you're trying 0:43:48.760 --> 0:43:51.879 to say pepper spray isn't tough enough for me saying, 0:43:52.160 --> 0:43:54.000 I'm saying you just said the only people that carry 0:43:54.000 --> 0:43:56.239 pepper spray but might have been the women. So if 0:43:56.280 --> 0:43:59.480 you're surprised you aren't pepper sprayed, you're implying you attacked 0:43:59.520 --> 0:44:03.000 women and even someone that might have brought it to 0:44:03.040 --> 0:44:04.560 school one day and said, hey, scary, look at my 0:44:04.600 --> 0:44:08.000 pepper spray. Look look scary, just like because the people 0:44:08.080 --> 0:44:11.239 came to school with knives. A real tough neighborhood, they 0:44:11.360 --> 0:44:16.239 came with weapons. Snuckle trying to say, pepper spray is soft. 0:44:16.400 --> 0:44:18.080 I was trying to say, like you never see a 0:44:18.400 --> 0:44:24.120 like a movie like Rambo carrying pepper spray. You know 0:44:24.320 --> 0:44:26.160 I'm gonna take you down for I'm gonna revenge you 0:44:26.200 --> 0:44:29.560 my family here pepper spray. You didn't see Clint Eastwood 0:44:29.560 --> 0:44:32.600 and Dirty Harry going. I sprayed five shots of pepper spray. 0:44:32.880 --> 0:44:35.080 This could be a six shot pepper spray. You feel 0:44:35.120 --> 0:44:37.759 lucky punk He had a magnum. I just think it 0:44:37.760 --> 0:44:40.080 would be part of the arsenal. Okay, you think the 0:44:40.160 --> 0:44:42.520 president right now is threatening. I ran with pepper spray, 0:44:43.760 --> 0:44:46.000 like we might go to Ward pepper spray the Ayatola 0:44:46.440 --> 0:44:48.799 Like you're like, had such a tough neighborhood, We had 0:44:48.840 --> 0:44:52.799 pepper spray. What neigh if you were like Hollywood Hills, 0:44:53.080 --> 0:44:55.399 they might go that guy's crazy, he's got pepper spray. 0:44:55.880 --> 0:44:58.000 We lived in a real neighborhood. They made movies about 0:44:58.000 --> 0:45:00.880 our neighborhood being tough? SA did I fever? They did 0:45:01.000 --> 0:45:03.839 drive by shootings? Right that? Well? You know with John 0:45:03.880 --> 0:45:06.920 Travolta put a little pepper spray on his pizza, it 0:45:07.000 --> 0:45:10.040 was pepper. That wasn't pepper spray. That was pepper. That 0:45:10.200 --> 0:45:14.720 was red pepper, red pepper flakes, pepper flakes. I couldn't 0:45:14.719 --> 0:45:16.720 believe that, Like, you're not a good like that? Alright, 0:45:17.440 --> 0:45:21.360 we played sports and did you play chess? Chess? Is 0:45:21.400 --> 0:45:24.879 the pepper spray of tough neighborhoods? Quit your bitchen when 0:45:25.200 --> 0:45:29.040 but what were we talking about? All right? Tough with 0:45:29.080 --> 0:45:34.239 pepper spray? It was amazing. It's such a dick. You 0:45:34.360 --> 0:45:38.000 really are? You were? I'm possible you were impossible, dude. 0:45:38.000 --> 0:45:39.719 I was walking through this bad neighborhood at night. The 0:45:39.719 --> 0:45:41.640 street light was out, and this guy jumped out from 0:45:41.640 --> 0:45:44.160 behind the bush and he was trying to pepper spray me. Oh, 0:45:44.239 --> 0:45:46.520 by the way, listen, this is a good opportunity to 0:45:46.640 --> 0:45:48.520 promote an event coming up that we're all going to 0:45:48.560 --> 0:45:51.600 be a part of. Um Elvis is gonna be signing 0:45:51.640 --> 0:45:55.880 copies of his book Where Do I Begin? On Thursday October. 0:45:56.800 --> 0:45:59.280 People have always been asking hopefully you hit this podcast 0:45:59.320 --> 0:46:02.239 in time yet September nine recording. I would hope you 0:46:02.320 --> 0:46:03.920 heard it by then. Well, but the truth of the 0:46:04.000 --> 0:46:09.040 matter is all proceeds go to UM to benefit the hungry. Okay, 0:46:09.200 --> 0:46:11.440 the tickets are expensive. They are like a hundred fifty 0:46:11.480 --> 0:46:15.400 dollars um, but I think they lowered it by the 0:46:15.440 --> 0:46:17.279 time you're hearing this. But we'll all be there unless 0:46:17.360 --> 0:46:18.759 your car is going to be the Unless your car 0:46:18.840 --> 0:46:21.600 will be there. Um, the entire morning show will be there, 0:46:21.640 --> 0:46:23.879 and and yes, your Brooklyn boys will be there because 0:46:23.880 --> 0:46:27.279 I got some requests. So yes, we will be there, 0:46:27.360 --> 0:46:29.160 and we will be in attendance. If you want us 0:46:29.200 --> 0:46:33.200 to sign the book, will sign the We're gonna be 0:46:33.320 --> 0:46:35.680 there as David Brody and Scary Jones. Right, We're not 0:46:35.719 --> 0:46:38.560 gonna be there because then they have to pay us more, right, right, 0:46:38.719 --> 0:46:40.799 But but we will be there so you can hang 0:46:40.840 --> 0:46:42.839 out with us. We'll take some pictures. I'll be there 0:46:42.880 --> 0:46:45.360 for the food scared, the A lot of great, a 0:46:45.480 --> 0:46:47.440 lot of great. So what happens is you pay this 0:46:47.560 --> 0:46:51.080 fee a d five dollars whatever it is, and uh, again, 0:46:52.239 --> 0:46:55.280 of the of those proceeds go to feed the hungry. 0:46:55.440 --> 0:46:58.200 We don't profit, we won't get money. We're not getting 0:46:58.200 --> 0:47:01.040 paid to be there. So all the money you can 0:47:01.120 --> 0:47:05.160 guarantee will be going to feed hungry and can't keep 0:47:05.200 --> 0:47:08.080 mind no one should go hungry. Um. So it's part 0:47:08.160 --> 0:47:10.640 of the New York City Wine Food Festival, which they 0:47:10.719 --> 0:47:12.800 have a plethora of events. Is a ton of events. 0:47:13.280 --> 0:47:17.200 The website is n y c wf F dot org. 0:47:17.680 --> 0:47:20.080 That's the website and if you click on Elvis Durant 0:47:20.120 --> 0:47:23.400 Taste in New York, that's the events. Specifically, We're all 0:47:23.480 --> 0:47:25.719 gonna be at the first five d people that buy 0:47:25.760 --> 0:47:27.879 tickets and I don't know if five people tickets yet, 0:47:28.000 --> 0:47:30.160 but the first five hundred get a copy of Elvis's 0:47:30.239 --> 0:47:32.719 book and then he will sign the book. But again, 0:47:32.800 --> 0:47:34.440 we'll be in a tennants. That's that night. It's like 0:47:34.480 --> 0:47:37.279 an evening event you have to work. It's at pier 0:47:37.480 --> 0:47:39.840 I don't even know it's the information on the website, 0:47:39.880 --> 0:47:42.640 but it's on the West Side Highway somewhere the city. 0:47:43.560 --> 0:47:45.920 By the way, this is not a commercial, not getting paid. 0:47:46.600 --> 0:47:49.040 We're just excited about the event. Yes, and we're excited. 0:47:49.080 --> 0:47:50.439 We want people to come hang out with us. Yeah. 0:47:50.480 --> 0:47:53.120 People are like always saying we're gonna meet the Brooken Boys. 0:47:53.120 --> 0:47:54.759 What are you guys gonna do something? Well, although we 0:47:54.840 --> 0:47:58.080 haven't done something specifically for the podcast yet, we will 0:47:58.160 --> 0:48:00.800 be Brodie and I will be both at this event. 0:48:01.320 --> 0:48:04.880 Uh do you have the exactly is peer making? I 0:48:04.880 --> 0:48:07.480 don't want to give the wrong pier because you know what. 0:48:08.200 --> 0:48:10.440 Just go info and tickets n y c w F. 0:48:11.000 --> 0:48:14.319 That's Wine Food Festival don y c w F dot, 0:48:14.880 --> 0:48:16.759 that's all. Go pay it up. Do you have come? 0:48:16.800 --> 0:48:18.400 Get to the vendors that are gonna be there. It's 0:48:18.440 --> 0:48:20.880 not on that list, not on that sheet. Tons of 0:48:21.239 --> 0:48:23.520 tons of vendors. So you'll also be eating by the 0:48:23.560 --> 0:48:26.800 way and getting free eating and drinking samples. Okay, so 0:48:26.920 --> 0:48:30.200 you get that. You asked by the way? Um who 0:48:31.760 --> 0:48:33.719 who isn't gonna hear this? In time? I'll tell you who? 0:48:33.920 --> 0:48:37.239 John Smith? John Smith Underscore b k l N, which 0:48:37.280 --> 0:48:40.440 I'm sure it's short for Brooklyn because he's from On 0:48:40.560 --> 0:48:44.279 September six, he tweeted us started listening about a week ago, 0:48:44.800 --> 0:48:47.319 about a week ago, week ago, and let me tell 0:48:47.360 --> 0:48:52.200 you how much, Yeah, how much? John gets it? He 0:48:52.320 --> 0:48:55.319 puts in hashtag in order I'm up. He put up 0:48:55.360 --> 0:48:57.480 to his one word, but we'd love you anyway. I'm 0:48:57.600 --> 0:49:00.359 up to episode thirty one. You make my truck driving 0:49:00.440 --> 0:49:03.840 days go by much faster and funnier. Love y'all, slices 0:49:04.040 --> 0:49:06.960 w t F sponging, binging, hashtag binge in order can't 0:49:06.960 --> 0:49:08.600 wait to catch up. He then said you owe me 0:49:08.640 --> 0:49:10.600 steaked dinner, but he said he respelled it as s 0:49:10.680 --> 0:49:13.319 T A K E and and and what you stold 0:49:13.360 --> 0:49:16.440 me a dinner? John, Thank you for taking the ribbing. 0:49:16.960 --> 0:49:19.319 Welcome aboard. We couldn't be any happier, and we hope 0:49:19.360 --> 0:49:20.759 that you hit us in time to come meet us 0:49:21.000 --> 0:49:24.640 since you're a local Brooklyn guy at this event. Now, 0:49:25.040 --> 0:49:28.920 do you want to hear about my flight? Yes? All right, 0:49:28.960 --> 0:49:30.719 this is how the mind works. You tell me if 0:49:30.719 --> 0:49:38.480 you would think any differently. All right, So it's eleven 0:49:39.160 --> 0:49:41.600 obvious reasons people think of that day when it comes 0:49:41.680 --> 0:49:45.640 to flying, and maybe it makes feel uncomfortable. So we 0:49:45.760 --> 0:49:48.600 get on the plane. It's sold out, but the middle 0:49:48.640 --> 0:49:50.640 seat next to me, I'm at the window is empty. 0:49:53.200 --> 0:49:55.800 All of a sudden, this guy comes down the aisle. 0:49:56.760 --> 0:49:59.280 He's the last guy to board the plane, just before 0:49:59.400 --> 0:50:02.560 the doors close, and he he sits, doesn't say a 0:50:02.640 --> 0:50:05.960 word to me, sits down next to me and fumbles 0:50:06.000 --> 0:50:08.040 with his seatbelt and he elbows me like three or 0:50:08.080 --> 0:50:10.239 four times as he's like twisting around in his seat 0:50:10.280 --> 0:50:12.600 to get the seatbelt. Doesn't say a word, doesn't that 0:50:12.719 --> 0:50:16.799 makes no sound, doesn't apologize to me. Nothing. Now, I'm 0:50:16.840 --> 0:50:20.360 gonna tell you that he seemed to me to be 0:50:20.400 --> 0:50:23.239 a little shifty looking. Don't ask me what do you 0:50:23.280 --> 0:50:25.760 look like? I'm just telling you to me, he seems 0:50:25.760 --> 0:50:29.840 shifty looking. Okay, okay, I don't know if he speaks 0:50:29.840 --> 0:50:32.400 English or not. I don't know. He had kind of 0:50:32.440 --> 0:50:34.920 a mean face on and I thought to myself, but 0:50:35.040 --> 0:50:37.200 this guy looks like he hates the world. He just 0:50:37.320 --> 0:50:42.520 had this mean look on his face. So from the 0:50:42.600 --> 0:50:45.799 time he sat down, he's on his phone. He's got 0:50:45.880 --> 0:50:49.760 headphones on, wireless headphones, and he's texting really fast to somebody. 0:50:50.239 --> 0:50:53.480 And I see he's got audio, like an audio file response. 0:50:53.840 --> 0:50:58.000 Whoever he's texting is leaving audio responses back that so 0:50:58.120 --> 0:51:00.279 that no one can see what they're saying, and it's 0:51:00.320 --> 0:51:03.839 going to his bows wireless headphones. So he's typing really fast. 0:51:04.080 --> 0:51:05.840 Now I don't have great eyesight when it comes to 0:51:05.920 --> 0:51:08.600 reading small font So I look over at his keyboard 0:51:08.600 --> 0:51:11.719 and it appears to me that the keyboard letters are 0:51:11.800 --> 0:51:14.719 not the alphabet we use. It appears to be a 0:51:14.800 --> 0:51:18.280 different alphabet. Okay, but again I can't be sure because 0:51:18.320 --> 0:51:20.520 I can't see clearly enough and it's at an angle. 0:51:21.440 --> 0:51:26.240 All right. I see he's using what's app. Now, what's 0:51:26.280 --> 0:51:29.120 app it's well known even though a great app is 0:51:29.200 --> 0:51:33.480 often used by terrorists the community called on to communicate 0:51:33.719 --> 0:51:36.360 because it isn't trackable like a text message, and you 0:51:36.400 --> 0:51:41.480 can do international text messaging. Okay, So I'm wondering, what 0:51:41.600 --> 0:51:45.680 are these voice responses he's hearing. Okay, So you know, 0:51:45.840 --> 0:51:47.520 on the back of the seats you can watch TV 0:51:47.760 --> 0:51:50.520 direct TV, right, but one of the channels is just 0:51:50.680 --> 0:51:52.719 a map where you can see where the plane is. 0:51:53.400 --> 0:51:56.719 That's the default channel, and most people watch, right. He 0:51:56.960 --> 0:52:00.160 tunes to that and keeps the map of the ain 0:52:00.320 --> 0:52:03.600 on the whole time. I'm like, well, it's kind of weird. 0:52:03.640 --> 0:52:05.880 He doesn't want to watch television and he's he's a 0:52:05.880 --> 0:52:08.279 lot of people don't hold on. He's talking to the 0:52:08.400 --> 0:52:11.200 person the whole time. He must have paid for WiFi 0:52:11.320 --> 0:52:14.239 or whatever, and he's hearing the audio, right, I see 0:52:14.280 --> 0:52:16.879 the little wave for him. He's hearing it, and he's 0:52:16.920 --> 0:52:19.200 typing really fast, and they're right back and he's typing. 0:52:20.040 --> 0:52:21.959 I don't know. I can't tell. I try to angle 0:52:22.040 --> 0:52:24.239 my phone to film it typing in another language. That's 0:52:24.280 --> 0:52:26.560 what it looked like to me. So now I'm getting 0:52:26.600 --> 0:52:29.479 I'm really getting freaked out because it's not eleven. Because 0:52:29.480 --> 0:52:34.279 it's not eleven. So he kept switching back. Every once 0:52:34.320 --> 0:52:37.600 in a while. He would turn to the news on 0:52:37.760 --> 0:52:40.279 on on the direct TV, switch over to c an 0:52:40.400 --> 0:52:43.040 N just for like two seconds, and go back to 0:52:43.080 --> 0:52:46.360 the map, as if he's checking to see if there 0:52:46.400 --> 0:52:49.400 was any breaking news. So I'm freaking out, like this 0:52:49.480 --> 0:52:51.960 guy is looking to see if something's happening, and he's 0:52:52.000 --> 0:52:54.879 going back. You're working yourself up, brody, Okay, you're working 0:52:54.920 --> 0:52:59.200 yourself up. So then the guy behind us goes, He goes, mumbles, 0:52:59.480 --> 0:53:01.920 hits his eat, and he passes a laptop up to 0:53:01.960 --> 0:53:05.120 the guy. So the guy behind me is with him, 0:53:05.840 --> 0:53:07.920 but I didn't understand what he said to him. He 0:53:08.000 --> 0:53:11.120 hands him a laptop. He opens the laptop and he's 0:53:11.120 --> 0:53:15.120 scrolling through emails and in every email he's opening. It's 0:53:15.560 --> 0:53:22.640 driver's licenses, like New York driver's licenses with photographs of 0:53:22.760 --> 0:53:26.560 people who also look a little bit frightening, Like why 0:53:26.640 --> 0:53:29.719 does this guy have pictures of other people's drivers? Did 0:53:29.800 --> 0:53:31.920 you say anything to anyone at this point? But if 0:53:31.960 --> 0:53:35.960 you see something? So I tweeted, Okay, I tweeted, and 0:53:36.040 --> 0:53:38.480 I said, this guy sitting next to me, he's freaking 0:53:38.480 --> 0:53:41.720 me out on the plane right and he's got driver's licensees. 0:53:41.760 --> 0:53:44.080 Who did you tweet at? Well, I just tweeted, you know, 0:53:44.239 --> 0:53:46.360 to my followers, and he's tweeted and people are like, 0:53:46.680 --> 0:53:49.440 keep an eye on him, and you're crazy? What you hope? 0:53:49.480 --> 0:53:53.160 You're okay? All right? So then I realized another guy 0:53:53.239 --> 0:53:54.880 behind me is with him. The three of them are 0:53:54.880 --> 0:53:58.440 all talking. So then he closes the email and opens 0:53:58.480 --> 0:54:01.440 up another email. Now it's all this is where I 0:54:01.480 --> 0:54:06.200 got freaked out. It's all aerial pictures, like aerial shots 0:54:06.440 --> 0:54:08.880 of the World Trade Tower. I swear to you, this 0:54:08.960 --> 0:54:11.880 is not like a bit so World Trade Center One, 0:54:11.920 --> 0:54:14.160 which by the way, is not the Freedom Tower. It's 0:54:14.200 --> 0:54:16.880 never called that World Trade Center One. Felt like all 0:54:16.920 --> 0:54:20.560 these aerial shots, I'm like driver's licenses pictures of World 0:54:20.560 --> 0:54:24.040 Trade Tower, and and and so I was looking. He 0:54:24.120 --> 0:54:25.440 looked over me for a second like what am I 0:54:25.440 --> 0:54:27.200 looking at and gave me a side eye. So I 0:54:27.239 --> 0:54:30.520 went back and acted like I was looking. So I'm 0:54:30.600 --> 0:54:32.960 I'm I'm really getting I'm really getting like nervous. Now 0:54:33.480 --> 0:54:36.879 he's got driver's licenses, what's apps, he's texting communities, looking 0:54:36.920 --> 0:54:39.120 at the map, he's looking at the news, he's looking 0:54:39.160 --> 0:54:41.240 at pictures of the World Trade Tower. And he sees 0:54:41.320 --> 0:54:44.239 me looking at his laptop, and so I went like, 0:54:44.360 --> 0:54:49.000 I got like a panic. He turns to me and 0:54:49.320 --> 0:54:52.520 he's staring at me for a second and his face 0:54:52.719 --> 0:54:56.000 turns and contorts into a big smile, and he says 0:54:56.040 --> 0:54:59.920 to me, we took pictures from a helicopter. Love New York. 0:55:00.800 --> 0:55:03.160 What I said, what maybe that was a cover? That 0:55:03.280 --> 0:55:06.520 was a cover? No, he says, He goes, I saw 0:55:06.600 --> 0:55:09.360 you looking, goes, we were flying. We we rented a helicopter. 0:55:09.480 --> 0:55:11.680 Now we're going home. What a great city are you from? 0:55:11.719 --> 0:55:14.600 New York? And starts talking to me like hey, buddy, 0:55:15.200 --> 0:55:19.040 He's like, he's my pal. So this whole thing was 0:55:19.120 --> 0:55:24.320 in my body. He's the nicest guy. He said, we 0:55:24.400 --> 0:55:29.640 took a helicopter tour. Your city's beautiful. He speaks perfect English, 0:55:30.760 --> 0:55:32.920 and I'm the whole time, I'm like putting all the 0:55:33.000 --> 0:55:39.400 clues together. See the mind place crazy. So as it 0:55:39.520 --> 0:55:42.320 turned up, No, I'm not, I don't doing race or 0:55:42.360 --> 0:55:43.600 I didn't tell you what he looked like. I just 0:55:43.600 --> 0:55:46.880 said he look shift. You said shifty like you know 0:55:47.120 --> 0:55:49.000 something crazy like he was. It didn't look like he 0:55:49.120 --> 0:55:51.239 was like up to something. What kind of look was that? Like? 0:55:51.320 --> 0:55:53.640 He was looking around? He was quiet. His body at 0:55:54.560 --> 0:55:57.680 you look like described shift to you you when you're 0:55:57.680 --> 0:56:01.200 about to pay for dinner. I point was the driver's 0:56:01.280 --> 0:56:03.440 licenses must have been like the the idea that they 0:56:03.440 --> 0:56:06.200 needed to show to get on the helicopter. He must 0:56:06.200 --> 0:56:09.439 have liked had everybody sending his email when the sound 0:56:10.320 --> 0:56:14.520 that makes sense, your mind is crazy. You're crazy man, 0:56:15.239 --> 0:56:17.880 all right? You would have thought something was up to? No, 0:56:18.040 --> 0:56:20.040 I wouldn't. Okay, you know what tweeked the three of 0:56:20.160 --> 0:56:23.400 us at the Brooklyn Boys, at Scary Jones at David Brody, 0:56:23.760 --> 0:56:25.919 and tell me whether or not you would have thought 0:56:25.960 --> 0:56:32.560 something was up to because crazy like comes from a 0:56:32.600 --> 0:56:40.800 tough table. Boys. Boys