Speaker 1: Start up, Start Up Brooklyn by start up Brooklyn Boy Data.
Speaker 1: They make a noise data up episode so close. This
Speaker 1: is the Brooklyn Boys podcast. You know, growing scary, scar Broody,
Speaker 1: all that stuff. I'm still tired from our trip. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I bet you are. It's been a tiring week. Elvis
Speaker 1: has been on his honeymoon. We left the show in
Speaker 1: all of our hands, and we've had all of our
Speaker 1: hands all fingerprints all over the day. I know I'm
Speaker 1: tired this week, but I'm still tired from from being
Speaker 1: in Santa Favaluable because we we got in late on Sunday.
Speaker 1: I don't know what time you got in I got.
Speaker 1: I got in like five o'clock in the evening, which
Speaker 1: wasn't enough time for me. I got I needed. I
Speaker 1: needed more sleep than I ended up getting. I made
Speaker 1: a huge mistake. I made two mistakes. So my flight
Speaker 1: was eleven fifteen on the Santa Fe time, which is
Speaker 1: one fifteen here. And what I should have done was
Speaker 1: driven my car from Manhattan, where our studios are, to
Speaker 1: the airport New Jersey parked it there because for eight
Speaker 1: nine dollars a day for five daystars plus tax fifty bucks,
Speaker 1: I could have parked my car, but instead you make
Speaker 1: things so difficult for Instead, we were all like, oh,
Speaker 1: let's uber to the airport. So a bunch of us
Speaker 1: uber to the airport costs me. You were not to
Speaker 1: get to the airport. Fine, I'm gonna talk about the
Speaker 1: airport later in the plane and the and the terrorist
Speaker 1: scare that I had. Um, but coming home harrorist scared.
Speaker 1: I'll explain. I tweeted about it. I guess you didn't
Speaker 1: see it. Um. So we landed like seven thirty in
Speaker 1: New York, and the other four people I was traveling
Speaker 1: with all lived in the same area and they took
Speaker 1: an Uber and I was by myself. So I had
Speaker 1: to take an Uber back into Manhattan from New Jersey
Speaker 1: to get my car in the garage parking to go
Speaker 1: back out. So I paid for the uber into the city,
Speaker 1: and then I had to pay for you know, I
Speaker 1: had to go to my car. It was a bit
Speaker 1: home big. I got home at ten third. A man
Speaker 1: who's so smart gets shrew It gets worse, it gets worse.
Speaker 1: So I get off the plane at seven thirty. Well, no,
Speaker 1: we landed seven fifteen or seven ten. We sit on
Speaker 1: the runway for forty five minutes because the gate is occupied.
Speaker 1: The plane at the gate we want isn't leaving yet
Speaker 1: for whatever reason, it hasn't pushed back yet. They haven't,
Speaker 1: they haven't requested a push back, and they couldn't give
Speaker 1: you another gate to pull. Well, that's what I was saying.
Speaker 1: It's not like, oh, the gate we want was that
Speaker 1: the best gate had to have that gate, Hey, gate
Speaker 1: thirty nine. It's worth waiting for, no, So we wait.
Speaker 1: I almost I say, excuse me, forty five minutes and
Speaker 1: we finally get to the gate. So now it's after
Speaker 1: eight o'clock. We go to the baggage claim. It's almost
Speaker 1: eight thirty by the time I get my bags and
Speaker 1: I look at uber and I look at left that
Speaker 1: who services. It's thirty thirties forty nine dollars to get
Speaker 1: home from the airport to my car if I take regularly,
Speaker 1: cause yourself a lot, a lot of additive for no reason.
Speaker 1: So it's thirty one dollars eighteen dollars less to do Uberpool.
Speaker 1: So I said, you know what, Uberpool, if they're all
Speaker 1: going to my area where we work, where my car's
Speaker 1: parked is almost right outside the tunnel that connects New
Speaker 1: Jersey to New York Holland Tunnel for those of you
Speaker 1: who know. So I thought, all right, if we uberpool,
Speaker 1: I'll be first. I'll be the first one out of
Speaker 1: the car, so who cares of other people get in
Speaker 1: the car. So I call it uberpool and it says
Speaker 1: to be there in four minutes or seven minutes, and
Speaker 1: it just has to pick up Janice first. So I okay,
Speaker 1: the seven minutes. Five minutes later, seven minutes tof to
Speaker 1: pick up Janie, and I see the car in the map.
Speaker 1: It's not moving, so I called. I called. The guy
Speaker 1: goes right to voicemail. I text them, I go, hey, Alonzo,
Speaker 1: you've been seven minutes for like ten minutes, are you coming?
Speaker 1: Never responded back to me, so I realized Alonzo, it
Speaker 1: was waiting for Janice. But I guess he was waiting
Speaker 1: for a third person so he can fill up his
Speaker 1: car because I was so that's what uberpool is, right,
Speaker 1: So he was never coming until you get another person.
Speaker 1: So I canceled it and I got Chris. Chris shows
Speaker 1: up with two other people, an Asian boy and an
Speaker 1: older woman. I'm only saying that's you know who's who
Speaker 1: in the story, and he's wearing a Dallas cowboy's shirt,
Speaker 1: so he's he go getting the car. Uh. He opens
Speaker 1: the trunk for me and doesn't help me with the luggage.
Speaker 1: Travel hold on, I have to put the luggage in myself. Fine, okay,
Speaker 1: most uber drivers are Oh, they're happy to help you
Speaker 1: with the luggage because the stars right there. So then
Speaker 1: I go to close it myself. There's no button, there's
Speaker 1: no like button for it to auto close. So I
Speaker 1: I take it and I do like a wheel a
Speaker 1: fortune spin and I go to clothe. He goes, don't
Speaker 1: close the door, don't close the trunk. I mean, but
Speaker 1: I've already pushed so it's already closing. He goes, hey, man,
Speaker 1: I tell you not to close it. Sobody's got like
Speaker 1: an attitude. So I go why. So then he takes
Speaker 1: the luggage off of the older woman's lap that she
Speaker 1: was carrying because he didn't help her either, and takes
Speaker 1: the luggage and goes, because I got a bag. Well
Speaker 1: I didn't know that, Chris. You asked what his Dallas
Speaker 1: cowboy sweatshirt. That should have been a clue. No offense.
Speaker 1: So we get in the car. He goes, just all right,
Speaker 1: we were off. Just want to let you know the
Speaker 1: Dallas Cowboys one today. And he goes on and you
Speaker 1: would give a ship that the Dallas Cowboys one York.
Speaker 1: So I said, hey, Chris, do you thank god? I
Speaker 1: couldn't breathe on the plane worrying if the Dallas Cowboys
Speaker 1: one today. Making a joke, he says, why you're a
Speaker 1: Giants fan? Quarterback sucks. I go, I'm not a Giants fan. Man.
Speaker 1: The whole car ride was him arguing me about football
Speaker 1: and how how he wants to go back. And I
Speaker 1: will say that the Dallas Cowboys look really good this year. Yeah,
Speaker 1: But then he starts talking about how he hates New York.
Speaker 1: He doesn't like New Yorkers, he can't wait to move back.
Speaker 1: He lives in the farm, really earning his tip. He
Speaker 1: lives like thirty miles outside New Jersey, like outside the city,
Speaker 1: in the farm. And so I was like, you know what, terrible?
Speaker 1: So then we drops me off. I'm third, right, no,
Speaker 1: I'm second. So he drops me off. I tell him
Speaker 1: stop here in the corner. I don't want him to
Speaker 1: go around at three like a writer writer, right, I
Speaker 1: just go stop me if y'all walk. He goes, I thanks,
Speaker 1: doesn't open the trunk for me and doesn't get the
Speaker 1: luggage out because you're a big burly man. Yeah, big
Speaker 1: burly so you know. So I chinched a little bit
Speaker 1: on the tip, A little bit again, five bucks whatever.
Speaker 1: But then I gave him five stars because I was
Speaker 1: mistakenly under the impression he would see my review and
Speaker 1: then give me a band of That's where you're wrong.
Speaker 1: It's a double blind situation that you don't he doesn't
Speaker 1: know what you're gonna give him. You would told me
Speaker 1: that he like years ago. True, though I was so
Speaker 1: tired from the trip, he will not see what you
Speaker 1: gave him. Should have given him the three stars for
Speaker 1: not crashing. That's it, overpaid and I got home eleven o'clock.
Speaker 1: You are an absolute I don't I don't know. You're
Speaker 1: an impossibility to travel with. Just listen about how I
Speaker 1: would be different. Okay, just listen. Here's no no enough.
Speaker 1: Could you cut the word bougie out for a second, okay,
Speaker 1: because you're really pissing me off. When it comes to traveling,
Speaker 1: isn't isn't it most important to get from point A
Speaker 1: to point B with the path of least resistance, Yes,
Speaker 1: but it was eighteen dollars. So first of all, you
Speaker 1: chose Uberpool when you could have chosen just regular Uber.
Speaker 1: Get yourself a regular Uber X. It's not a bougie car,
Speaker 1: it's still a Honda Civic, but it's your own. And
Speaker 1: so isn't that worth the price you really wanted to
Speaker 1: pay that? Okay? How much money did it cost you?
Speaker 1: I told you ears is it really worth the eighteen dollars?
Speaker 1: And I started thinking about what I could buy with
Speaker 1: eighteen dollars, and I thought, but that's where you're wrong,
Speaker 1: That's where your brain is over and there's a reason
Speaker 1: I wanted to save the eighteen dollars. Um. On the
Speaker 1: way home, I had purchased a bottle of wine at
Speaker 1: a at a wine store in Santa Fe. From my wife,
Speaker 1: you can't look at it like hold on, hold on,
Speaker 1: I have. I don't look at it like what I
Speaker 1: haven't done. You haven't tell you the story yet. I
Speaker 1: know where you're going. Okay. So we got back to
Speaker 1: the hotel room. I wanted to clean up my room
Speaker 1: a little bit, so I put the wine bottle in
Speaker 1: my backpack right because my I hadn't packed my suitcase yet,
Speaker 1: so I was like, oh, I just put it in
Speaker 1: the backpack for now, just so stuff that I didn't
Speaker 1: want to have it to sit now. So I forgot
Speaker 1: about it. Got to the airport and and this is
Speaker 1: weird that this the New Mexico airport's like a post office.
Speaker 1: It's tiny. There's like a little a vis counter, a
Speaker 1: little snack counter like torrensic whatever. It's really small. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So there's one little check in. There's no one online
Speaker 1: to get in. I've never in any airport have this
Speaker 1: happened to me. They go, okay, empty your laptop. They
Speaker 1: take your laptop out, which everybody does. Take your shoes off, right,
Speaker 1: only like every other person that take their shoes off.
Speaker 1: You got a little card right that said because I
Speaker 1: have t s A pre check. But they handed me
Speaker 1: a purple card that it's the don't you don't have
Speaker 1: to take your shoes off. So they do that in
Speaker 1: smaller airports, by the way, because for t s A
Speaker 1: pre checks, because shoe bombers aren't going to a little airports.
Speaker 1: I guess so because I'm t s A pre I've
Speaker 1: been right right, yeah, yeah, right, okay, that's that. I
Speaker 1: am very anal when it comes to getting my my
Speaker 1: stuff ready to go. When I get to the the
Speaker 1: check in line, my shoes, I have the loot laces loose.
Speaker 1: I popped them right off. I don't wear a belt
Speaker 1: my pockets. Try and make it as easy as my
Speaker 1: pockets already empty. I put all my money in a
Speaker 1: little plastic sandwich bag. I'm good to go. And I
Speaker 1: looked down upon people who are like, oh, they wear boots,
Speaker 1: except for the fact you tried to bring a bottle
Speaker 1: of Except that. So the woman says, I need you
Speaker 1: to take all your snacks out of your bag. No food,
Speaker 1: no food, So hold on, I'm taking my fig Newton's out,
Speaker 1: my Dorito's all my food. I'm like, I've never been asked,
Speaker 1: where have you gone when they asked to take your
Speaker 1: snacks out of your bag? Okay, but that's not there's
Speaker 1: neither heat nor there hold on, so I go. You tried.
Speaker 1: You tried to board the fucking play I didn't remember
Speaker 1: the bottle of one was there. I'm usually really good.
Speaker 1: I would never do that, okay, but you did. Okay,
Speaker 1: so I have to go back. I have to go
Speaker 1: back out into this little airport with nothing so I go,
Speaker 1: what am I gonna do? So I go to the counter.
Speaker 1: I go, can I get my my suitcase back? No?
Speaker 1: Are you on the plane? Four and a half ounces
Speaker 1: of liquid is all you get? I didn't try to
Speaker 1: sneak the bottle through. I forgot it was there. Okay,
Speaker 1: But you're telling me the rules the case. Then why
Speaker 1: didn't you put it in your suitcase and let it
Speaker 1: because I forgot it was in my backpack? You're not
Speaker 1: listening to the podcast. Back it up and listen to it. Okay,
Speaker 1: So what do you do with that? Okay? So I
Speaker 1: started thinking, like what can I do? I had like
Speaker 1: three minutes. I had three It stop for me. I
Speaker 1: had three minutes to drink this forty dollar bottle of wine,
Speaker 1: which was fifty two dollars after tacks. So I can't
Speaker 1: put it back in my bag. Nobody else is traveling
Speaker 1: with us that hasn't checked the bag yet. So I
Speaker 1: go to the Avis counter. I said, hey, I'm looking
Speaker 1: for a good Samaritan. I need help. Well, what's the problem.
Speaker 1: I have this bottle of wine. I can't take it
Speaker 1: on a plane. I have no way to put it.
Speaker 1: I don't live here. Is there any way you could
Speaker 1: tell me if this someplace I could ship it, Like,
Speaker 1: is there any place here that ships? Can you help me?
Speaker 1: He says, well, we have FedEx account I'd probably ship
Speaker 1: it for you. We have blank FedEx labels. I said,
Speaker 1: oh great. He was I'll tell you what. You fill
Speaker 1: out the FedEx label and I'll pack it up and
Speaker 1: I'll ship it for you. Like wow, what a nice guy.
Speaker 1: The Midwest. They're nice out in the Midwest. In New York.
Speaker 1: The guy was like, oh yeah, I'll take care of
Speaker 1: it for you and drink it good. So he says,
Speaker 1: I'll ship it for you. So I look at the
Speaker 1: check boxes and my options and it's like overnight, a
Speaker 1: hundred and thirty dollars. This is all the prices, and
Speaker 1: then it says three day air by three day airs, great,
Speaker 1: no problem, three day air to my house. So I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't care how much it costs at that point
Speaker 1: because I think a three day air, how much could
Speaker 1: it be? So I get on the plane. I felt
Speaker 1: the form. I get on the plane and while I'm
Speaker 1: sitting there, I look at my phone and I Google it,
Speaker 1: and I go into the FedEx website and it says
Speaker 1: he had tracked your bag. How much does it cost?
Speaker 1: And I put the proximate weight in and it says
Speaker 1: thirty one dollars. Thirty dollars to ship it three day
Speaker 1: to a business, but to ship it to your house
Speaker 1: thirteen dollars. So I called the guy back at Avis
Speaker 1: in Santa Fe in the airport and I say, hey, man,
Speaker 1: ship it to my home wasn't an option. But can
Speaker 1: you tell the FedEx guy when he comes that I
Speaker 1: want to ship it to my home. To just write
Speaker 1: that in and charge me thirteen dollars. He says, I
Speaker 1: had no problem. So now the Uber I was thinking,
Speaker 1: I I wasted thirteen dollars because of my funk up.
Speaker 1: If I save eighteen on uber pool, I'm even so
Speaker 1: the penalty won't be money. The penalty will be might
Speaker 1: see what you're doing, but you can't look at life
Speaker 1: like that. I was looking for some tent, you know,
Speaker 1: but I don't like you funk up your stuff for
Speaker 1: a loss your I so I took my loss in
Speaker 1: time to take your lumps. I took my loss in time,
Speaker 1: I know. But here's how else you lost? You Still
Speaker 1: when they finally landed ended up back at the radio station.
Speaker 1: This is why you suck, Brodie, because you still then
Speaker 1: had to drive home from the radio. That's right to
Speaker 1: me the way I I just want the easy way.
Speaker 1: But I would have had to drive home hath at
Speaker 1: least resist. Yes, the morning of my flight, on my
Speaker 1: way to work, I uber into work right now and
Speaker 1: with the crowd the whole way. And then on the
Speaker 1: back end of the trip, when I landed the airport,
Speaker 1: all I gotta do is uber to my goddamn house, right,
Speaker 1: I don't have to go with the radio. Okay, but
Speaker 1: you live right outside the city. But even I don't,
Speaker 1: Baba ba live in Jersey. No, I have a much
Speaker 1: more expensive uber ride from my house to get into city.
Speaker 1: The airport from New Jersey to your house cheaper. But
Speaker 1: you Okay, my mistake was not driving to the airport.
Speaker 1: That was my mist We work in New York City, Yes,
Speaker 1: my my driven to the airport instead. You're gonna uber
Speaker 1: in Manhattan just to get your car to drive back
Speaker 1: to Jersey. And that's what I did. Makes no sense, Okay,
Speaker 1: I should again, I should. What I should have done
Speaker 1: was I should have driven everybody to the airport, have
Speaker 1: them chip in for the gas. And tolls and pay
Speaker 1: help pay for my parking would have cost me ten bucks.
Speaker 1: And okay, but here's the kicker. Here's the kicker. It's Thursday.
Speaker 1: When I flew home Sunday. Guess what hasn't been charged
Speaker 1: on my credit card yet? The FedEx FedEx wine. They
Speaker 1: haven't shipped the wine yet. I think I'm fucked. Did
Speaker 1: he did you call him? I called it? What's today? Thursday?
Speaker 1: I called him Tuesday? I said, hey, hey, man, was
Speaker 1: he drunk? He said no, no, he says, yeah, right,
Speaker 1: he says, I'm taking it home. On my way home.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna drop it off at the FedEx place. I
Speaker 1: got you back, man, I said, well, don't forget to
Speaker 1: ask Hi about the thirteen dollars. No problem. That was Tuesday.
Speaker 1: I keep checking my credit card. Nothing. Well. I had
Speaker 1: a similar situation a couple of years ago with Hurts
Speaker 1: where they my jacket was left in the car after
Speaker 1: I returned it. And that was in UHCT. This is
Speaker 1: why you sucked to travel with no no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I left my jacket. I got home. I called the
Speaker 1: Hurts rent a car guy and he says, oh, I
Speaker 1: found your jacket was in a blue blue hoodie. It's
Speaker 1: my jacket, not the goose one. No, it was just
Speaker 1: a blue jacket. And they they they said, yeah, okay, good,
Speaker 1: we'll FedEx it out to you. I'm like, oh, you're
Speaker 1: the best good sumarity, right, I never saw my fucking jacket.
Speaker 1: In fact, in the days that show. Later I called
Speaker 1: to follow up, they started like throwing me to the
Speaker 1: next guy, like, oh, no, it wasn't me, it was
Speaker 1: this guy. Oh yeah, Oh I don't know. I didn't
Speaker 1: find no jacket. And then they exclaimed whatever, yeah they did.
Speaker 1: It was that kind of hurts place. So anyway, the
Speaker 1: only one who got hurt. Yeah. They kept promising me
Speaker 1: they were gonna FedEx me my found jacket. Here I
Speaker 1: was with a glimmer of hope that somebody who was
Speaker 1: gonna come to my rescue. But her, it's just the
Speaker 1: number one car rental agency AVIS is number two. They
Speaker 1: try harder, well, try harder and get me my bottle
Speaker 1: of wine. You fox, it's it's it's five days. I
Speaker 1: think your wine is going the way of my jacket.
Speaker 1: You're not gonna see that ship. And by the way,
Speaker 1: accounting Sunday before you're like, it's only four days it's
Speaker 1: almost five. You let me know I need an update
Speaker 1: on when um my bottle of wine arrives. Your bottle
Speaker 1: of wine arrives. Yeah, and you know what sucks because
Speaker 1: my wife couldn't come to the wedding, so I felt head.
Speaker 1: So I was like, I'll bring it a bottle of
Speaker 1: her favorite type of wine. This will be great. Yeah. No,
Speaker 1: I got no wine. Got no wine. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: I got you something that's just on its way. You have,
Speaker 1: But but yesterday she goes, did you really get me anything?
Speaker 1: You have? You have something to keep the wine in though. Absolutely.
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Speaker 1: we haven't even spoken about the wedding itself. You're just
Speaker 1: talking about getting to and fro, but I haven't even
Speaker 1: we haven't even covered the two. Later on, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell you about how I was terrified on the plane
Speaker 1: because we flew on nine eleven and it made me
Speaker 1: my mind just go crazy. But let's talk about the wedding.
Speaker 1: We'll get what a beautiful, what a beautiful affair, mel
Speaker 1: Elvis Duran for those of you who don't didn't know.
Speaker 1: We went to Elvis's wedding this past weekend and it
Speaker 1: was colorful, unreal, he said, beware colorful clothing. And by
Speaker 1: the way, I wore purple shoes. You can see him
Speaker 1: on my Instagram at David Brody and you wore purple tie.
Speaker 1: We coordinated. It was a Day of the Dead themed wedding,
Speaker 1: and of course with you know, you could google what
Speaker 1: the tree in the tradition is there, but all we
Speaker 1: could say is that everything was on. It was like
Speaker 1: a wedding on steroids. It was. It was a sensory
Speaker 1: overload from the from the word go, no stone left unturned,
Speaker 1: every every detail, the most incredible centerpieces for the the
Speaker 1: worl the ceiling they took because you saw the picture.
Speaker 1: Who should put the picture up? Mike? If you go
Speaker 1: to Mikey Russo, m I K I E y no,
Speaker 1: it's I think it's I'll look it up. If you
Speaker 1: go to Mikey Russo, who's the wedding plan and go
Speaker 1: to his page he put up before and after with him.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Mikey Russo is one of the top wedding
Speaker 1: planners in the country. There's a lot of celebrity weddings.
Speaker 1: In fact, he was just on the Jonas Brothers tour
Speaker 1: plane because he he did he arraigned some party for
Speaker 1: Danielle Jonas, one of the wives, and so he was
Speaker 1: all his pictures. So you want to see what it
Speaker 1: looks like. But we didn't post the photo bomb picture.
Speaker 1: We should put it up at the wedding planner. Who
Speaker 1: a guy who behind the whole spell Mikey Russo on
Speaker 1: on his Instagram. Hold on, I'm looking for it. By
Speaker 1: the way, you google Mikey Russo on Instagram and all
Speaker 1: these dudes show up. That's why I said. It's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll find him. But anyway, it's m I K I
Speaker 1: E are U S S O. I know I spelled
Speaker 1: it and my K and I. Well anyway, yeah, don't
Speaker 1: get the wrong Mikey Russo. Anyway, So this empty he
Speaker 1: took this giant empty room and they carpeted it. They
Speaker 1: put these wrought iron walls up that that had like
Speaker 1: skulls in them. The whole day to dead, the whole
Speaker 1: dance floor was was painted hand painted to be like
Speaker 1: skulls and Max Elvis's dog. Anyway, if you started with
Speaker 1: the key. The hashtag was Alex and Elvis zero one
Speaker 1: night and you'll see all of our social media and whatever,
Speaker 1: and it was just an amazing thing. But we were
Speaker 1: at people were asking like, are you guys are gonna
Speaker 1: sit together now? Um our web personally put up a
Speaker 1: thing like, oh, what table would you want to sit at?
Speaker 1: And she just randoed it. It It wasn't like the actual
Speaker 1: seating plant. To people like, how how come brody and
Speaker 1: scary on sitting together? Well, of course we were sitting together.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing. We were at table nineteen and
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Table eighteen. There's a movie called Table nineteen
Speaker 1: which scary of your girlfriend. Robin said, oh my god,
Speaker 1: we're a table nineteen because that's the movie. So I'll
Speaker 1: tell you once I tell you who was sitting with.
Speaker 1: So they were like three or four tables of morning
Speaker 1: show people, because there's like fifteen of us on the
Speaker 1: morning show. Plus almost everyone brought a date or or
Speaker 1: or a spouse, and so there's like table with everyone
Speaker 1: from the morning show, table with everyone from the morning show.
Speaker 1: And our table was scary and and Robin, me and
Speaker 1: I came alone all all weekend in the hotel room um,
Speaker 1: and then a bunch of randos now and I say randalls.
Speaker 1: It was on hold on, not all of them there,
Speaker 1: it was. There was all friends except two people I
Speaker 1: don't know who they were that blonde woman with her.
Speaker 1: So it was all random people. I don't mean randalls
Speaker 1: that we don't know them. So there was a couple
Speaker 1: that we know very well. There was a single girl
Speaker 1: next to me who I know very well. Another couple. Right,
Speaker 1: It was one to three couples that we knew, but
Speaker 1: it was nowhere from the morning show was like one
Speaker 1: person that works for corporate, two people that we used
Speaker 1: to be our photographer for the morning show, and his
Speaker 1: lovely wife. Across from us were two people that he
Speaker 1: is saying, is we weren't It wasn't. There was. It
Speaker 1: wasn't the people that we were closest, And I'm not complaining,
Speaker 1: but like, there was two people from the radio industry
Speaker 1: that we know and we're friends with. So it was
Speaker 1: a good table, but it wasn't like all the people
Speaker 1: you guys know we work with. Right, So Brody got
Speaker 1: this thing in his head like, dude, we are the
Speaker 1: outcast table, you know. I felt like we were the
Speaker 1: left over were left were left over right now in
Speaker 1: the movie Table nineteen, have you seen it? No, I
Speaker 1: just saw the synopsis of it, right, it isn't it?
Speaker 1: A bunch of people who realized they are that there's
Speaker 1: nine tables. They realized they're the last table, and they
Speaker 1: realized that none of them are like close with the
Speaker 1: bride and groul and they rebel against the bride, and
Speaker 1: they out of the way to ruin the wedding party. Right. So,
Speaker 1: so we were a table eighteen and kept calling a
Speaker 1: table nine. Again, we're not complaining. It was just it
Speaker 1: was just it was an unusual mix of people and
Speaker 1: it was just us. Now, I want to thank people
Speaker 1: who came to my rescue on Instagram, thanking me left
Speaker 1: and right for documenting as much as I possibly could
Speaker 1: for the wedding. You might as well have been the
Speaker 1: videographer for the wedding. No, you know what, the listeners
Speaker 1: wanted a piece of this. They wanted, you know, Elvis
Speaker 1: didn't give any rules about not posting. You know, I
Speaker 1: would have respected his wishes gladly. But people wanted to
Speaker 1: see what the wedding was all about. They wanted to
Speaker 1: see a little bit of the ceremony. They wanted to
Speaker 1: see a little bit of, you know, the reception and
Speaker 1: who's dancing, and so I gave everybody a little taste.
Speaker 1: I gave a little taste of Uncle Johnny singing his song.
Speaker 1: You know Uncle Johnny sings, Uh, what a wonderful world.
Speaker 1: I a little bit of the dance. So we did
Speaker 1: a great job. I saw some of your pictures and
Speaker 1: some of your video, you know what. But I wanted
Speaker 1: to show people. I wanted to show that some of
Speaker 1: the people like from our like Carolina, past members of
Speaker 1: our morning show that were at the wedding with us.
Speaker 1: I wanted to show everyone in pictures and video as
Speaker 1: much as I could, and and all their dress. But
Speaker 1: everyone was texting me aside. They were d m ng
Speaker 1: me sliding into my d ms all weekend, scary. Thank
Speaker 1: you for doing this. I knew that I could count on, yes,
Speaker 1: that the people were very appreciative that were pitching that
Speaker 1: I was putting. I know, I know, no, I know
Speaker 1: it was nobody who's the slice? Was none of our
Speaker 1: listeners on this podcast. But there were people complaining, Ah,
Speaker 1: how could you post I was walking down the aisle.
Speaker 1: That's not right. How could you post kissing Alex So yeah,
Speaker 1: but there was people people were like, this is their wedding.
Speaker 1: How can you like, why are you showing them that's
Speaker 1: private moments? You shouldn't be taking advantage for your Instagram heads. Listen,
Speaker 1: I don't understand how people listened to the show. And
Speaker 1: don't get it. We are in the spotlight. People want
Speaker 1: to come to our social media. That's why they followed.
Speaker 1: That's why you follow anybody. You follow people because you
Speaker 1: want to see the kind of things they post. I
Speaker 1: follow people because I want to see what they post. Right,
Speaker 1: You don't think Elvis told us the rules beforehand, like, hey,
Speaker 1: you guys post whatever you want. You think he said
Speaker 1: don't post and we posted anyway? Do you think he right?
Speaker 1: It's like what like he's not here this week on
Speaker 1: the Big Show, so Nate's hosting, right, he's kind of
Speaker 1: like master ceremonies, keeping the ship, the ships rolling along.
Speaker 1: People are texting and Nate stop trying to be the
Speaker 1: boss while you running the show. Do you think he
Speaker 1: did it on his own? You don't think Elvis said
Speaker 1: this is what I want when I'm gone. It was
Speaker 1: all planned and then you and and then there are people. Again,
Speaker 1: none of our slices who are so concerned with everything
Speaker 1: that wasn't in the pictures. Oh, he's a beautiful picture
Speaker 1: of Elvis finding the man of his dreams and at
Speaker 1: this unbelievable moment in his life. Hey, finding fault. Comment, Hey,
Speaker 1: how come this person is not at the wedding? Comment? Hey,
Speaker 1: why isn't this happening? How about focus on what is happening.
Speaker 1: How about don't worry about what you think you know
Speaker 1: what you just don't don't hijack people's moments. Right, we're
Speaker 1: putting up. We having a great time. Oh well, why
Speaker 1: isn't this person in the picture with you? Why why
Speaker 1: isn't Garrett in that picture? Why? Why come you left out? Brody?
Speaker 1: And that? Don't worry about us. Just enjoy what's in
Speaker 1: the picture. And by the way, there three and forty
Speaker 1: people there, right, not everyone? Could everybody? Let's get together
Speaker 1: for a picture. And again some people are not gonna
Speaker 1: be there. You might have gone to take a ship
Speaker 1: and they're taking a picture. That's correct. Again, not our slices.
Speaker 1: Because if it's not for our slices, why are we
Speaker 1: giving this message in? Because I want these people because
Speaker 1: the slices are smart, wonderful people. Get it. I feel
Speaker 1: like we're reprimanding and yelling at our own audience. No,
Speaker 1: not not the slices, because our slices. No, if you're
Speaker 1: gonna talk about someone, don't at them right, don't act
Speaker 1: the pulling. Someone did, hey, hey this woman, Hey I
Speaker 1: have a question women, but but no, No, someone was
Speaker 1: a real dick on my thread on one of my
Speaker 1: fucking pictures and add a person who was not an
Speaker 1: attendance and then said, hey, why are you not there?
Speaker 1: At you? I might make them feel like shit, why
Speaker 1: I don't think they think about that. Look, if you
Speaker 1: want to ask why my no isn't there, you don't
Speaker 1: have to write at mike. You can just say, hey,
Speaker 1: why is the mike there? Because because these are the people,
Speaker 1: these are ship stirs. Also, I want to start out right.
Speaker 1: And here's another thing. If someone's not invited to something,
Speaker 1: and again, I had nothing to do with anything, I
Speaker 1: love all, serve all, you know me. But if someone's
Speaker 1: not invited to something, it's not first of all, not
Speaker 1: your business. Second of all, it's like it's awkward, like
Speaker 1: it's actually someone gonna tell you it's someone. Hey, if
Speaker 1: you have a party, right, and you go to party
Speaker 1: and go, hey man, why isn't uh? Why isn't Janine
Speaker 1: at the party? Why don't you invite Janine? Do you
Speaker 1: think the guy is gonna go? Oh, I'll tell you
Speaker 1: why it invite You know he's gonna go. It's tell
Speaker 1: your business. You don't ask go to the party for
Speaker 1: the time that you weren't invited, Brody to the rooftop
Speaker 1: party when you called an you're allowed to you? Yes,
Speaker 1: you're a dick. That's right, you're a dick. There was
Speaker 1: some some crazy record label party and I wasn't invited.
Speaker 1: Scary called me drunk, hey man and chewing yeah seventy seven?
Speaker 1: Hold on, okay, okay us. While you're at it, you
Speaker 1: got these These aren't cny rice Risotto balls and you're
Speaker 1: missing out on them. Where are you, Brody? This is
Speaker 1: the greatest party, celebrities here. Why aren't you here? And
Speaker 1: I said I wasn't invited. Why wouldn't you be invited?
Speaker 1: You should be invited? You should comment's the greatest I
Speaker 1: was being a drunk dude. We have the audio and
Speaker 1: here if you want to find it. But if that
Speaker 1: doesn't matter, I'll find it if you can find it. Okay,
Speaker 1: so do we were playing on this podcast? No, don't,
Speaker 1: don't add people. You know we should the time or
Speaker 1: the time that a bunch of us flew to Miami
Speaker 1: and we're hanging out on someone's yacht and then, uh,
Speaker 1: you guys put up pictures. Great, he was like, why
Speaker 1: wasn't I'm not invited. But they were putting up peak
Speaker 1: pictures on social media. You know that makes people feel bad.
Speaker 1: That was not I was not the one who put pictures.
Speaker 1: But you were on the boat with bottles of champagne
Speaker 1: and you told you told him you were going home
Speaker 1: for the weekend. He didn't feel well. Am I looking
Speaker 1: at Brody? When am I looking up here? I don't know? Party?
Speaker 1: Scary calls Brody about a party. Yeah, I was with
Speaker 1: t J. Okay, by the way, speaking is speaking talking
Speaker 1: with your mouthful of food. One of our listeners caught
Speaker 1: you doing it again in Elvis's house. Yeah, I was
Speaker 1: doing Scary was doing an instant story, doing a video
Speaker 1: and he was giving a tour of the house. Beautiful house,
Speaker 1: be ridiculous. Here we go. Huh my favorite, yeah, my favorite? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: sorry about that. I will okay. So I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I was. I want to give credit. That was Curtis Hallowell.
Speaker 1: But we were in the middle of a commercial break
Speaker 1: and I had a chance to, you know, give a
Speaker 1: little tour of Elvis's house. And you couldn't put the
Speaker 1: food down though long enough to give the I mean
Speaker 1: I had, you know, I had to do two things
Speaker 1: at once. I'm looking for the clip about being a
Speaker 1: pick prick to Brodie. Is it? Oh? Yeah, here it is.
Speaker 1: This is me calling Brody from a rooftop party, wondering
Speaker 1: why he wasn't there. We're getting wasted at Elvis durand
Speaker 1: groups um party. Everybody, the whole world. Where are you
Speaker 1: from two to five this afternoon in Soho on the
Speaker 1: rooftop deck. We're hosting cocktails yesterday? It was right right,
Speaker 1: you don't remember when you're walking yesterday right before that?
Speaker 1: All right, it doesn't matter. You're you're missing out. You
Speaker 1: should you should have been here, man, I gotta go here.
Speaker 1: I gotta go here. Hashtag ton Tartar here not the worst.
Speaker 1: I feel like I there was a reason I did that.
Speaker 1: I might I think I was pissed at you that day,
Speaker 1: and I was just trying to get back. That's why
Speaker 1: you recorded it. Yeah, I recorded me calling you from
Speaker 1: that's really that's that's a bit much. Well, you know
Speaker 1: what I was several years ago. You know, that was
Speaker 1: a period of time where we were all recording everything
Speaker 1: we did with each other. We had hit we kept
Speaker 1: like leaving our phones on the counter record. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: t J used to build on our show that it
Speaker 1: was a big thing hitting Mike things. So, yeah, you
Speaker 1: were a dick to me that day. I really was
Speaker 1: you to take this opportunity to apologize to you. Oh,
Speaker 1: should buy me a dinner? I already did, he did. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you want to do a steak Dinner update, Steak dinner update,
Speaker 1: that's fine, hold on, yeah, because I have a steak
Speaker 1: dinner update for Let's paint the picture while you're looking
Speaker 1: for the jingle. We uh, we went out to dinner
Speaker 1: Thursday night, uh, which was the second night we were
Speaker 1: in town, and Scary says, I'll take care of everybody,
Speaker 1: Gonna invite everybody who's everybody on the morning to everybody,
Speaker 1: like twenty five people. I'm gonna I know this restaurant,
Speaker 1: they got a back room. I'm gonna order getbody to
Speaker 1: go and what happen? Everybody cances on you by scary Jones.
Speaker 1: So we end up end up being like nine people,
Speaker 1: nine people going to dinner. And it was Greg T,
Speaker 1: it was there, I was in attendance, Brody was there,
Speaker 1: Danielle de Lullo. You don't have to know the rest.
Speaker 1: They just know that there were nine people, know, Greg
Speaker 1: T and his wife, you and your girlfriend. Nine told
Speaker 1: and those people are gonna come up in the story.
Speaker 1: So I have to, okay, like nine people. There nine people,
Speaker 1: So we had the private room. Yes, and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: just give the overview version, and if you want to
Speaker 1: go into detail and get more granular, feel freak. Okay,
Speaker 1: but but here's what ultimately for nine people. The bill
Speaker 1: came and Greg T and I these are the facts. Okay,
Speaker 1: forget about how it happened, but the facts are Greg T.
Speaker 1: I split the bill at half bill. The bill came
Speaker 1: out to six hundred dollars and he decided to give
Speaker 1: tip so seven for nine people. That this was a
Speaker 1: higher class restaurant, and we hadn't spent any money because
Speaker 1: we were getting a free ride the whole way. But
Speaker 1: this was out big night. We're not trying. We were
Speaker 1: at were at a nice place, but you gotta by
Speaker 1: ordered a steak. Hold on, hold On, hold On. I
Speaker 1: ordered the one thing I would eat on the menu
Speaker 1: because they changed the menu every three days and when
Speaker 1: I looked up online, so all I had was a literal.
Speaker 1: I had a little tenderloin, a little steak. You ordered
Speaker 1: that was your entree. Was not listening under entrees, it
Speaker 1: was an entree. Hold on, hold on, hold on. So
Speaker 1: I went into hold on. I went into this meal
Speaker 1: assuming I was going to pay for it. So I
Speaker 1: ordered a relatively inexpensive I didn't order the fancy seafood dishes.
Speaker 1: I ordered the medium price steak. I ordered one appetizer.
Speaker 1: You guys ordered like ten appetizers for the table, which
Speaker 1: I which I did not chicken liver, Yeah, I did not,
Speaker 1: but take in all the appetizers that you ordered. Okay,
Speaker 1: but okay, okay, but okay. So anyway, so hold on,
Speaker 1: I didn't I didn't have diet coke, so I didn't
Speaker 1: get a soda. And Gregg he ordered three bottles of
Speaker 1: wine and I don't really drink. It doesn't matter, no, no, okay,
Speaker 1: So what happened? And you're you're appetizer was also in
Speaker 1: It was twelve dollars? Was it? It was twelve dollars.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't get a twenty appetizes twelve dollars now because
Speaker 1: I thought was splitting the check. I tried. I tried
Speaker 1: to keep it. Yeah, that came with the food. I
Speaker 1: didn't pay extra asides. When the bill comes, I texted
Speaker 1: Scary and I said, hey, man, I'm not paying for
Speaker 1: that wine. I'm out the Scaries like, no, I got it.
Speaker 1: And then then that's fair because right, so, so you
Speaker 1: were going to be out on the wine. Right, So
Speaker 1: gregg t decides he's gonna do the math on his
Speaker 1: phone and figure out how much everybody owes. So Scary says, hey, man, broo,
Speaker 1: drink take out the wine because I got it. I
Speaker 1: got it. Yeah. So, like twenty minutes later, he's still
Speaker 1: like on his phone trying to figure out the bill.
Speaker 1: So I said, Craig, give me the bill. I'm really good.
Speaker 1: Let me see. I can do math in my head.
Speaker 1: I'll figure it out. No, I got it. So after
Speaker 1: like twenty five minutes of him not being able to
Speaker 1: figure out how to put a check nine ways, he goes,
Speaker 1: fuck it. Scary, here's the check, give me a credit
Speaker 1: card with splitting it. That's it, and he got all man,
Speaker 1: Great got all man, But I was There was no
Speaker 1: gracious moment. There was no hey, you go, hey, we're
Speaker 1: gonna take care of this bill tonight. Don't worry about it.
Speaker 1: At the end, out of Great Tea's inability to do math,
Speaker 1: he looked at you and said, we make enough money.
Speaker 1: Fuck it, let's just put the check. And we did,
Speaker 1: and you did. But it doesn't have to be borne
Speaker 1: out of a gracious moment. The factor the facts. The
Speaker 1: fact is I paid Hold on a second, I paid
Speaker 1: half of the bill, right, did I not? You ended
Speaker 1: up yes, and I said, hey, it posted to my right.
Speaker 1: It's all my credit card, right, And I said, scary,
Speaker 1: I'll give you half the money, and you looked at
Speaker 1: me and you went, no, I just bought you a
Speaker 1: steak dinner. Yes, I did a steak dinner. And I'll
Speaker 1: tell you why. It doesn't count. It counts, No, it
Speaker 1: doesn't count. The update is you tweeted that you brought
Speaker 1: me steak dinner and we were fighting on Twitter and
Speaker 1: people are like, oh my god, here they're going again.
Speaker 1: Number one, you had no intention to buying me dinner,
Speaker 1: but I didn't know the fact. Hold on number two.
Speaker 1: He came out of my pocket to the two. Hold
Speaker 1: on number two. Hold on, there's your math. Number two.
Speaker 1: You'allly paid for half dinner, right, you didn't pay for
Speaker 1: the whole thing. For all I know, Greg team could
Speaker 1: have picked up my tap and you picked up the
Speaker 1: tap other people. Dude, we picked up the entire table.
Speaker 1: You didn't pay for my meal. Second of all, it's
Speaker 1: all part of going to dinner and knowing someone's buying
Speaker 1: you dinner, is you treat yourself a little better. You
Speaker 1: get to pick the restaurant, you get a better steak,
Speaker 1: You go to a steak agreed. You said, hey, let's
Speaker 1: go to that place. No, I didn't. You said, hey, man,
Speaker 1: everyone's going, you'll go. So then then you called me.
Speaker 1: You called me an hour before dinner and said, hey, um,
Speaker 1: everybody's canceling. You're still going, right? No, nine people that
Speaker 1: ended up going with us. But it was supposed to
Speaker 1: like that, God it wasn't much more So you're like, hey,
Speaker 1: everybody's backing out. I'm really pissed. Everybody. Everybody's just screwed me.
Speaker 1: Old everybody else wanted to do their own thing the right.
Speaker 1: So I said, so you said, hey, it's a highly
Speaker 1: rated restaurant. It's the everybody says it's great. And I said, okay,
Speaker 1: I didn't say I want to go there. I said
Speaker 1: I'll go. I'm a team player. You were happy, we laughed.
Speaker 1: I did. I didn't get a drink. I was trying
Speaker 1: to save money. You ate, you had a steak. You
Speaker 1: had a steak. Here's what Zach Wheels says, they right now. Eventually,
Speaker 1: eventually he knows the story. Eventually he might understand he
Speaker 1: needs to spend his money at his time to buy
Speaker 1: you a steak dinner and not get you a free
Speaker 1: steak at a restaurant. I discount Zach Wheel's comment because
Speaker 1: he didn't. Is that these people are are no no,
Speaker 1: these hold on shady ejaculating nobody about shitty jew mobster.
Speaker 1: Nobody knows the story until right now. These people have
Speaker 1: already been responded. Okay, yeah, you're let me tell you.
Speaker 1: Hold on, okay, you tell me if shady jew mobster
Speaker 1: is wrong. Even though he didn't know all the facts,
Speaker 1: he said, scary Jones just tries to capitalize when steak
Speaker 1: is an option, so we can try to make it even.
Speaker 1: But you sacrifice that your friends could benefit. I sacrificed.
Speaker 1: Has that in mind? The steak dinner he takes you
Speaker 1: out for will make it even. Hashtag even is not even.
Speaker 1: You're wrong. Don't let me pull out the wrong jingle.
Speaker 1: You're wrong. You're wrong. You I wrong because thousands of
Speaker 1: dollars were at Steak that I got you at Steak.
Speaker 1: That's right. T a k E. I got, and I
Speaker 1: tarnished my career for you and Greg. Now I've paid
Speaker 1: you dinner twice. You did not. We're not rehacting the
Speaker 1: first time. We're talking about what happened at this dinner.
Speaker 1: You didn't say, Brody, I'm gonna take you to dinner.
Speaker 1: You gonna order whatever you want. I I chinseed out
Speaker 1: on dinner. I didn't get aside. I didn't get a drink.
Speaker 1: I got dick. I got nothing. The first time, the
Speaker 1: first time we agree with the six dollars plus taxes
Speaker 1: my dinner. The first time we agreed on a restaurant,
Speaker 1: we spent the time, we agreed. Time has to be
Speaker 1: part of it. A wonderful meal, and who paid for
Speaker 1: an accidentally was free as they still tipped a hundred
Speaker 1: dollars that night, which I offered to pay half. And
Speaker 1: I offered to give your money Thursday night. I said, scared,
Speaker 1: I'll give you ninety bucks. You said, I don't want
Speaker 1: your money. I just put you stake that even then
Speaker 1: and now the three five dollars came out of my
Speaker 1: wallet you paid for are the people's dinner. Don't matter.
Speaker 1: You paid for dinner you were part of. You doesn't
Speaker 1: do bathroom benefited? You benefited. I told you, I offered you.
Speaker 1: I offered you and and great team money. I said,
Speaker 1: take the money. I'm done, take the money. I'm done. No,
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Speaker 1: All right, I got too throwaway things. I don't want
Speaker 1: talk about sticking anymore. I will talk about one thing
Speaker 1: you said at dinner that had me cracking up. So
Speaker 1: Elvis told you, somebody's gonna come in the studio from
Speaker 1: the Today's show. They're just surveying the area because they
Speaker 1: have to. And I gave them that, I gave them
Speaker 1: permission to come in. Well I didn't. Well I did this.
Speaker 1: Guys staring at it, and we give you on to
Speaker 1: today's show. Maybe tomorrow, but today. Okay, Well he's looking
Speaker 1: to continue. So we're at dinner, and you know how
Speaker 1: you are when you're like recommending stuff. I gotta try this,
Speaker 1: I try. I heard it's a gag, you said, So
Speaker 1: Elvis says, we gotta try the carrot hot dog. Elvis says,
Speaker 1: it's the best thing. Going to manu you with the
Speaker 1: carrot hot dog? It was? And then you said, then
Speaker 1: you would looked around you, so what do you think
Speaker 1: that is like a vegetable thing? What do you think
Speaker 1: that is? And I said, scary, it's a carrot hot dogs,
Speaker 1: a carrot in a bun, it's hot dog cart. But
Speaker 1: you asked if it's some kind of vegetable thing. You
Speaker 1: think it's like a vegetable thing. I'm guessing it was.
Speaker 1: It's like the name tells you what it is so
Speaker 1: in the way it came over and you're like a
Speaker 1: kind of cat hot dog. He's like the menu anymore.
Speaker 1: So I was like, hey man, what's the carrot hot dog?
Speaker 1: Carrot and hot dog bun? What did you think it was? Okay,
Speaker 1: I wasn't thinking the other thing I want to call
Speaker 1: you out on. Other than is that what this podcast
Speaker 1: is about. I want to talk about the ship. I
Speaker 1: want to talk about the guy on the plane that's
Speaker 1: kid to hellab But real quick, we were talking about
Speaker 1: on the Big Show this week, have you ever been
Speaker 1: sprayed with pepper spray? Right? Have you gotten pepper sprayed
Speaker 1: in the face? And you said, Oh, I grew up
Speaker 1: in Brooklyn, a tough neighborhood. I can't believe I was
Speaker 1: never pepper sprayed. Let me tell you something. I don't
Speaker 1: know where you grew up, like ten blocks from where
Speaker 1: I grew up, and get there. When you think of
Speaker 1: a tough neighborhood, yeah, what the mean streets when guys
Speaker 1: wrap hip hop guys and they come from the streets.
Speaker 1: They talked about drug dealing and shooting and glocks and
Speaker 1: gats and right knives and baseball bats. Our neighborhood was tough.
Speaker 1: There was guys in there who are may be members
Speaker 1: of the organized crime families. Maybe maybe they were people
Speaker 1: getting hit with bats, were people getting their stores burned
Speaker 1: down there, people getting stabbed every once in a while.
Speaker 1: And then if they were, you know, they knew the
Speaker 1: wrong people. I don't know what tough neighborhood you're talking
Speaker 1: about where people go around pepper spraying themselves, or trying
Speaker 1: to say that pepper spray is a little soft for
Speaker 1: I'm saying, when you see Mario coming down the street,
Speaker 1: you don't go look out. He's got pepper spray, he's
Speaker 1: got pressed knuckles, he's got a bat in his hand.
Speaker 1: I get that he's gonna hit you with a chair.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to say. No, you're like, I can't believe
Speaker 1: in a tough neighborhood like mine. I didn't get HI
Speaker 1: with pepper spray. I just think I wo walk around
Speaker 1: with pepper sprice and they don't get raped. No, I
Speaker 1: get that right. And tough guys who want protection money
Speaker 1: for their stories, you don't burn down like hey, I
Speaker 1: hate for something bad to happen here. If you don't
Speaker 1: pays protection money, we might have to come back here
Speaker 1: at night and pepper spray? You who does that? Well,
Speaker 1: all I'm saying, all I'm getting at is we did
Speaker 1: live in a neighborhood where people were, you know, they
Speaker 1: were a little more violent violent. So yeah, I know, violent,
Speaker 1: but so so even more so those people you would
Speaker 1: think would carry the violent people of the women would
Speaker 1: carry peppers. Okay, So you attack women, is what you're saying. No,
Speaker 1: I've never been in touch. I've never been in contact
Speaker 1: with pepper. Okay. So what you just said was the
Speaker 1: only people that carried pepper spray, and I was tough
Speaker 1: neighbors with the women. I made it to my forties
Speaker 1: without ever being in contact. By the way I want
Speaker 1: to write, but I'm just kind of surprokate. So let's
Speaker 1: take what you said where we listen, we grew up
Speaker 1: in a blue collar, tough neighborhood. So so you're trying
Speaker 1: to say pepper spray isn't tough enough for me saying,
Speaker 1: I'm saying you just said the only people that carry
Speaker 1: pepper spray but might have been the women. So if
Speaker 1: you're surprised you aren't pepper sprayed, you're implying you attacked
Speaker 1: women and even someone that might have brought it to
Speaker 1: school one day and said, hey, scary, look at my
Speaker 1: pepper spray. Look look scary, just like because the people
Speaker 1: came to school with knives. A real tough neighborhood, they
Speaker 1: came with weapons. Snuckle trying to say, pepper spray is soft.
Speaker 1: I was trying to say, like you never see a
Speaker 1: like a movie like Rambo carrying pepper spray. You know
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take you down for I'm gonna revenge you
Speaker 1: my family here pepper spray. You didn't see Clint Eastwood
Speaker 1: and Dirty Harry going. I sprayed five shots of pepper spray.
Speaker 1: This could be a six shot pepper spray. You feel
Speaker 1: lucky punk He had a magnum. I just think it
Speaker 1: would be part of the arsenal. Okay, you think the
Speaker 1: president right now is threatening. I ran with pepper spray,
Speaker 1: like we might go to Ward pepper spray the Ayatola
Speaker 1: Like you're like, had such a tough neighborhood, We had
Speaker 1: pepper spray. What neigh if you were like Hollywood Hills,
Speaker 1: they might go that guy's crazy, he's got pepper spray.
Speaker 1: We lived in a real neighborhood. They made movies about
Speaker 1: our neighborhood being tough? SA did I fever? They did
Speaker 1: drive by shootings? Right that? Well? You know with John
Speaker 1: Travolta put a little pepper spray on his pizza, it
Speaker 1: was pepper. That wasn't pepper spray. That was pepper. That
Speaker 1: was red pepper, red pepper flakes, pepper flakes. I couldn't
Speaker 1: believe that, Like, you're not a good like that? Alright,
Speaker 1: we played sports and did you play chess? Chess? Is
Speaker 1: the pepper spray of tough neighborhoods? Quit your bitchen when
Speaker 1: but what were we talking about? All right? Tough with
Speaker 1: pepper spray? It was amazing. It's such a dick. You
Speaker 1: really are? You were? I'm possible you were impossible, dude.
Speaker 1: I was walking through this bad neighborhood at night. The
Speaker 1: street light was out, and this guy jumped out from
Speaker 1: behind the bush and he was trying to pepper spray me. Oh,
Speaker 1: by the way, listen, this is a good opportunity to
Speaker 1: promote an event coming up that we're all going to
Speaker 1: be a part of. Um Elvis is gonna be signing
Speaker 1: copies of his book Where Do I Begin? On Thursday October.
Speaker 1: People have always been asking hopefully you hit this podcast
Speaker 1: in time yet September nine recording. I would hope you
Speaker 1: heard it by then. Well, but the truth of the
Speaker 1: matter is all proceeds go to UM to benefit the hungry. Okay,
Speaker 1: the tickets are expensive. They are like a hundred fifty
Speaker 1: dollars um, but I think they lowered it by the
Speaker 1: time you're hearing this. But we'll all be there unless
Speaker 1: your car is going to be the Unless your car
Speaker 1: will be there. Um, the entire morning show will be there,
Speaker 1: and and yes, your Brooklyn boys will be there because
Speaker 1: I got some requests. So yes, we will be there,
Speaker 1: and we will be in attendance. If you want us
Speaker 1: to sign the book, will sign the We're gonna be
Speaker 1: there as David Brody and Scary Jones. Right, We're not
Speaker 1: gonna be there because then they have to pay us more, right, right,
Speaker 1: But but we will be there so you can hang
Speaker 1: out with us. We'll take some pictures. I'll be there
Speaker 1: for the food scared, the A lot of great, a
Speaker 1: lot of great. So what happens is you pay this
Speaker 1: fee a d five dollars whatever it is, and uh, again,
Speaker 1: of the of those proceeds go to feed the hungry.
Speaker 1: We don't profit, we won't get money. We're not getting
Speaker 1: paid to be there. So all the money you can
Speaker 1: guarantee will be going to feed hungry and can't keep
Speaker 1: mind no one should go hungry. Um. So it's part
Speaker 1: of the New York City Wine Food Festival, which they
Speaker 1: have a plethora of events. Is a ton of events.
Speaker 1: The website is n y c wf F dot org.
Speaker 1: That's the website and if you click on Elvis Durant
Speaker 1: Taste in New York, that's the events. Specifically, We're all
Speaker 1: gonna be at the first five d people that buy
Speaker 1: tickets and I don't know if five people tickets yet,
Speaker 1: but the first five hundred get a copy of Elvis's
Speaker 1: book and then he will sign the book. But again,
Speaker 1: we'll be in a tennants. That's that night. It's like
Speaker 1: an evening event you have to work. It's at pier
Speaker 1: I don't even know it's the information on the website,
Speaker 1: but it's on the West Side Highway somewhere the city.
Speaker 1: By the way, this is not a commercial, not getting paid.
Speaker 1: We're just excited about the event. Yes, and we're excited.
Speaker 1: We want people to come hang out with us. Yeah.
Speaker 1: People are like always saying we're gonna meet the Brooken Boys.
Speaker 1: What are you guys gonna do something? Well, although we
Speaker 1: haven't done something specifically for the podcast yet, we will
Speaker 1: be Brodie and I will be both at this event.
Speaker 1: Uh do you have the exactly is peer making? I
Speaker 1: don't want to give the wrong pier because you know what.
Speaker 1: Just go info and tickets n y c w F.
Speaker 1: That's Wine Food Festival don y c w F dot,
Speaker 1: that's all. Go pay it up. Do you have come?
Speaker 1: Get to the vendors that are gonna be there. It's
Speaker 1: not on that list, not on that sheet. Tons of
Speaker 1: tons of vendors. So you'll also be eating by the
Speaker 1: way and getting free eating and drinking samples. Okay, so
Speaker 1: you get that. You asked by the way? Um who
Speaker 1: who isn't gonna hear this? In time? I'll tell you who?
Speaker 1: John Smith? John Smith Underscore b k l N, which
Speaker 1: I'm sure it's short for Brooklyn because he's from On
Speaker 1: September six, he tweeted us started listening about a week ago,
Speaker 1: about a week ago, week ago, and let me tell
Speaker 1: you how much, Yeah, how much? John gets it? He
Speaker 1: puts in hashtag in order I'm up. He put up
Speaker 1: to his one word, but we'd love you anyway. I'm
Speaker 1: up to episode thirty one. You make my truck driving
Speaker 1: days go by much faster and funnier. Love y'all, slices
Speaker 1: w t F sponging, binging, hashtag binge in order can't
Speaker 1: wait to catch up. He then said you owe me
Speaker 1: steaked dinner, but he said he respelled it as s
Speaker 1: T A K E and and and what you stold
Speaker 1: me a dinner? John, Thank you for taking the ribbing.
Speaker 1: Welcome aboard. We couldn't be any happier, and we hope
Speaker 1: that you hit us in time to come meet us
Speaker 1: since you're a local Brooklyn guy at this event. Now,
Speaker 1: do you want to hear about my flight? Yes? All right,
Speaker 1: this is how the mind works. You tell me if
Speaker 1: you would think any differently. All right, So it's eleven
Speaker 1: obvious reasons people think of that day when it comes
Speaker 1: to flying, and maybe it makes feel uncomfortable. So we
Speaker 1: get on the plane. It's sold out, but the middle
Speaker 1: seat next to me, I'm at the window is empty.
Speaker 1: All of a sudden, this guy comes down the aisle.
Speaker 1: He's the last guy to board the plane, just before
Speaker 1: the doors close, and he he sits, doesn't say a
Speaker 1: word to me, sits down next to me and fumbles
Speaker 1: with his seatbelt and he elbows me like three or
Speaker 1: four times as he's like twisting around in his seat
Speaker 1: to get the seatbelt. Doesn't say a word, doesn't that
Speaker 1: makes no sound, doesn't apologize to me. Nothing. Now, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna tell you that he seemed to me to be
Speaker 1: a little shifty looking. Don't ask me what do you
Speaker 1: look like? I'm just telling you to me, he seems
Speaker 1: shifty looking. Okay, okay, I don't know if he speaks
Speaker 1: English or not. I don't know. He had kind of
Speaker 1: a mean face on and I thought to myself, but
Speaker 1: this guy looks like he hates the world. He just
Speaker 1: had this mean look on his face. So from the
Speaker 1: time he sat down, he's on his phone. He's got
Speaker 1: headphones on, wireless headphones, and he's texting really fast to somebody.
Speaker 1: And I see he's got audio, like an audio file response.
Speaker 1: Whoever he's texting is leaving audio responses back that so
Speaker 1: that no one can see what they're saying, and it's
Speaker 1: going to his bows wireless headphones. So he's typing really fast.
Speaker 1: Now I don't have great eyesight when it comes to
Speaker 1: reading small font So I look over at his keyboard
Speaker 1: and it appears to me that the keyboard letters are
Speaker 1: not the alphabet we use. It appears to be a
Speaker 1: different alphabet. Okay, but again I can't be sure because
Speaker 1: I can't see clearly enough and it's at an angle.
Speaker 1: All right. I see he's using what's app. Now, what's
Speaker 1: app it's well known even though a great app is
Speaker 1: often used by terrorists the community called on to communicate
Speaker 1: because it isn't trackable like a text message, and you
Speaker 1: can do international text messaging. Okay, So I'm wondering, what
Speaker 1: are these voice responses he's hearing. Okay, So you know,
Speaker 1: on the back of the seats you can watch TV
Speaker 1: direct TV, right, but one of the channels is just
Speaker 1: a map where you can see where the plane is.
Speaker 1: That's the default channel, and most people watch, right. He
Speaker 1: tunes to that and keeps the map of the ain
Speaker 1: on the whole time. I'm like, well, it's kind of weird.
Speaker 1: He doesn't want to watch television and he's he's a
Speaker 1: lot of people don't hold on. He's talking to the
Speaker 1: person the whole time. He must have paid for WiFi
Speaker 1: or whatever, and he's hearing the audio, right, I see
Speaker 1: the little wave for him. He's hearing it, and he's
Speaker 1: typing really fast, and they're right back and he's typing.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I can't tell. I try to angle
Speaker 1: my phone to film it typing in another language. That's
Speaker 1: what it looked like to me. So now I'm getting
Speaker 1: I'm really getting freaked out because it's not eleven. Because
Speaker 1: it's not eleven. So he kept switching back. Every once
Speaker 1: in a while. He would turn to the news on
Speaker 1: on on the direct TV, switch over to c an
Speaker 1: N just for like two seconds, and go back to
Speaker 1: the map, as if he's checking to see if there
Speaker 1: was any breaking news. So I'm freaking out, like this
Speaker 1: guy is looking to see if something's happening, and he's
Speaker 1: going back. You're working yourself up, brody, Okay, you're working
Speaker 1: yourself up. So then the guy behind us goes, He goes, mumbles,
Speaker 1: hits his eat, and he passes a laptop up to
Speaker 1: the guy. So the guy behind me is with him,
Speaker 1: but I didn't understand what he said to him. He
Speaker 1: hands him a laptop. He opens the laptop and he's
Speaker 1: scrolling through emails and in every email he's opening. It's
Speaker 1: driver's licenses, like New York driver's licenses with photographs of
Speaker 1: people who also look a little bit frightening, Like why
Speaker 1: does this guy have pictures of other people's drivers? Did
Speaker 1: you say anything to anyone at this point? But if
Speaker 1: you see something? So I tweeted, Okay, I tweeted, and
Speaker 1: I said, this guy sitting next to me, he's freaking
Speaker 1: me out on the plane right and he's got driver's licensees.
Speaker 1: Who did you tweet at? Well, I just tweeted, you know,
Speaker 1: to my followers, and he's tweeted and people are like,
Speaker 1: keep an eye on him, and you're crazy? What you hope?
Speaker 1: You're okay? All right? So then I realized another guy
Speaker 1: behind me is with him. The three of them are
Speaker 1: all talking. So then he closes the email and opens
Speaker 1: up another email. Now it's all this is where I
Speaker 1: got freaked out. It's all aerial pictures, like aerial shots
Speaker 1: of the World Trade Tower. I swear to you, this
Speaker 1: is not like a bit so World Trade Center One,
Speaker 1: which by the way, is not the Freedom Tower. It's
Speaker 1: never called that World Trade Center One. Felt like all
Speaker 1: these aerial shots, I'm like driver's licenses pictures of World
Speaker 1: Trade Tower, and and and so I was looking. He
Speaker 1: looked over me for a second like what am I
Speaker 1: looking at and gave me a side eye. So I
Speaker 1: went back and acted like I was looking. So I'm
Speaker 1: I'm I'm really getting I'm really getting like nervous. Now
Speaker 1: he's got driver's licenses, what's apps, he's texting communities, looking
Speaker 1: at the map, he's looking at the news, he's looking
Speaker 1: at pictures of the World Trade Tower. And he sees
Speaker 1: me looking at his laptop, and so I went like,
Speaker 1: I got like a panic. He turns to me and
Speaker 1: he's staring at me for a second and his face
Speaker 1: turns and contorts into a big smile, and he says
Speaker 1: to me, we took pictures from a helicopter. Love New York.
Speaker 1: What I said, what maybe that was a cover? That
Speaker 1: was a cover? No, he says, He goes, I saw
Speaker 1: you looking, goes, we were flying. We we rented a helicopter.
Speaker 1: Now we're going home. What a great city are you from?
Speaker 1: New York? And starts talking to me like hey, buddy,
Speaker 1: He's like, he's my pal. So this whole thing was
Speaker 1: in my body. He's the nicest guy. He said, we
Speaker 1: took a helicopter tour. Your city's beautiful. He speaks perfect English,
Speaker 1: and I'm the whole time, I'm like putting all the
Speaker 1: clues together. See the mind place crazy. So as it
Speaker 1: turned up, No, I'm not, I don't doing race or
Speaker 1: I didn't tell you what he looked like. I just
Speaker 1: said he look shift. You said shifty like you know
Speaker 1: something crazy like he was. It didn't look like he
Speaker 1: was like up to something. What kind of look was that? Like?
Speaker 1: He was looking around? He was quiet. His body at
Speaker 1: you look like described shift to you you when you're
Speaker 1: about to pay for dinner. I point was the driver's
Speaker 1: licenses must have been like the the idea that they
Speaker 1: needed to show to get on the helicopter. He must
Speaker 1: have liked had everybody sending his email when the sound
Speaker 1: that makes sense, your mind is crazy. You're crazy man,
Speaker 1: all right? You would have thought something was up to? No,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't. Okay, you know what tweeked the three of
Speaker 1: us at the Brooklyn Boys, at Scary Jones at David Brody,
Speaker 1: and tell me whether or not you would have thought
Speaker 1: something was up to because crazy like comes from a
Speaker 1: tough table. Boys. Boys